Million Dollaz Worth Of Game - Episode #39 - PTSD
Episode Date: December 17, 2019On Today’s Episode of Million Dollaz Worth of Game Gillie, Wallo & Dev discuss everything from the social awkwardness that has risen from the use of social networks to their opinion on the GI Bi...ll and prison Stab-Off Competitions.IG Ruined The Club (6:11)Digital Miscommunication (11:11)Left Handed vs Right Handed (13:33)Soldier For Education (20:40)Million Dollaz Worth Of Game: My Crackhead Ex(30:43)Binge OR Bid? (34:36)Top 5 TV Series of All Time (37:37)Who Would You Be? “Mailman Trashman Fireman” (47:53)Crime Stopper (51:41)What Are You Listening to? (53:09)Stories From The Cell: Short and Dangerous (59:03)••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••The Million Dollaz Worth of Game show, a weekly podcast with rapper Gillie Da King and social media influencer and disruptor Wallo267 (who are also first-cousins) targeting their combined social media presence of over 1.3 million followers.Gillie and Wallo’s audiences have been demanding a podcast and this is the delivery. For their audience, the Million Dollaz Worth of Game show bridges the gap between social media and reality tv, satiating the hunger for original and authentic content.Follow Us On Instagram:@mworthofgame@wallo267@gillie_da_king@DevinWadeWebsite for Merch:https://www.mworthofgame.comYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/mworthofgame
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Right.
Core mail, these things are crazy.
What you got for me or what you want for me.
I swear I never for your company claim you on fuck with me.
Well, pussy, I don't like you neither.
I'm just giving honesty.
I'm not like you.
I speak to truth.
You turn around alive to me
I told my mama I'm a chase
But I'm just stuck in poverty
And schemo I'm gonna make you broken folk
Just keep on watching me
I never let you down
I would have just come and vibe with me
And I'm gonna take this shot for you
Put me up some energy
You know I wish the best for you
When you die I feel like I was laying next to you
I'm gonna say we gonna take killing
To the next level
I'm gonna bring this level
And that's on God I better act like you reckon
This for my guys who I ain't get a chance
Toll in their life
I'm gonna make this vibe
For my dog I pre through the night
I told this pipe
And I swear I didn't call the nigga
They're lacking at the light
Said I be riding through my city
So big brother to fly me out
I'm wild up dying and feeling
Ain't got no haters
You ain't propping I don't trip
Cause I got plenty
They can't on my way
I'm bad boss
They want me
I'm 50 stack a sub ball
in this dicky
I don't want your bitch
Because she don't got no gold
And she a dicky
When I'm from nervous
So I can shine on all the ones
It gives me
Could I ask the help
What you become favor
So I did
Why would you come around
You didn't help
To peak the mission
Yeah yeah man
That's little Muck man
Let me tell you something
Man
I'm gonna tell you something
I was listen to that song
About Little Mook man
And the reason that he touched me is he said, he said something very strong, man.
I feel like I was laying next to you, man, when you tapped out.
And that, you know, that connected with me because of my brother.
You know, when I heard that he was going, it felt like I was there,
I felt like it was just like it was just so painful to me.
So, man, shout out the little MOOC, man, but listen, I'm going to say this, man.
you're now tuned into me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me a man.
Me, me, me.
Come-ass shit, man.
A million dollars per game.
I got stuck.
Yo, listen, listen, Gil.
I ain't, man.
Your mom came to me and Toby.
Can you please tell my son to stop hitting Wallo?
Listen, no, no, but no, I was stuck.
I got stuck, so it was cool that he done that.
I was stuck that.
What by the name of Gilly the King?
No, no, no, you don't fucking introduce it.
You're not too soon.
You're not a fucking introduce it.
Yo, come forward, man.
I introduce you.
I'm Gilly the King.
This Wallo, this Conning, King of the nut-ass niggas.
And we got death nasty.
The nastiest one of.
them all.
Nasty.
Nasty boys.
Don't mean the thing.
Here we go.
Brat.
Dev's a nasty boy.
Nasty.
A nasty boy.
Gotcha.
Watch that.
Oh, new school adlips.
Yeah.
Wainty boys.
You're fucking up a classic, man.
Yeah, yeah.
I always got to put that on it.
You know I like that little.
Well, we know you're nasty, though, Def.
You let everybody at the live knew you was nasty.
They thought I joined your strip team from back in the day.
No, you ain't had a strip of moose.
He was stupid. He was super nasty.
They said he ain't had a stripper movie.
That's cool, but this million dollars worth of a game is brought to you by Springfield Hyundai.
Listen, just imagine.
It's raining.
You out there, you walk in the street.
You walk up?
Oh, they go Springfield Hyundai.
Let me walk in here.
Excuse me, I'm trying to get a car.
I'm just tired of walk in.
Hi, I'm backdoor Bobby.
what do that mean?
Your backdoor Bobby, like what are you saying?
Backdoor, I don't, I'm not in it.
No, I'm not saying.
You're going to come in the front door.
I'm going to, I'm going to take you to the back door.
That's because I'm backdoor Bobby, and that's what I do.
When people come in the front, I introduce them to a back door they never seen in their life.
Whoa, whoa.
Hold up.
I'm not in it.
No, I'm not talking about a car guy.
Come on, man.
But it could be something else.
But I'm not saying what you think is something else.
But I'm saying, if it doesn't got to be a car, it might be a minivan.
That's just something else that I'm talking about.
But what I'm saying is, you go to Springfield Hyundai, they're going to take care of you.
And like I said, Springfield Hyundai, they do not, listen, they do not approve credit.
They approve people because they know people have hard times in life.
And they make mistakes.
Everybody made a mistake like me.
I made a mistake.
I made a mistake.
And I wound up in jail 20 years.
It was a big mistake, but it was a mistake.
And sometimes people make mistakes with their credit while they just be swiping when them cards come to young.
They just be swiping their card and they just like, oh, I pay it.
back later.
And then the late reports
that credit, they credit, boom, late
report, late report, I get with you when I
get my money together. I'm not, I can't pay you.
And the next thing, no, your credit is here. But if you go to Springfield
Hyundai, they're going to hook you up. They've got a program over there
where they're helping you build your credit. But when you go
there, please don't go in there looking for a Mercedes-Benz.
Because they got a used car section where they
get all type of cars for you. It ain't just a Hyundai.
They got any car you want to get for you. Backdoor,
you get you, you want a plane, you get there. You want a
billy-go, you get there. You want a frog. You want a dog.
You want a cat. You want a fish.
you want a mouse where you want a gerbil
whatever you want you get
Is this an auto dealership
or a fucking pet store?
No, no, but I'm saying some people
Some people might want to drive
Use these pets
A frog
How are you going to ride a gerbil my nigga?
Yeah, I didn't think about that
I didn't really think about that
But some animals
If you want some animal
That he could get that too
But I'm just saying this guy backdoor Bobby
His back door is historical
It's historically
Respected
And
I was
It's back door
Or is historically
It's one of the worst.
No, he got the best back door in the car business.
It's the ultimate not-O-2D.
I'm talking about this internationally known, locally respected.
I'm talking about his back doors,
and nobody gets more people through that back door than he did.
I'm talking about he, he'd get them out.
You're coming in to get a car.
He's going to make sure you go through that back door.
What's the number?
8-4-49 drive now, Springfield Hyundai is in Springfield, Pennsylvania.
But listen, I don't care where you live at.
They'll get you that car.
Absolutely.
Yeah.
It's just like that.
Wham.
That way.
That way.
That way.
I let them
That way
Wham!
How did they just come up?
Who the fuck came up with them and left?
I think Cuevo.
Covee.
But why they'd say
Skirt skirt skirt when it ain't got to do
with a car?
Wham!
Just pulled up on my bitch.
Scoot, scour, scut.
That shit's crazy.
I just flipped me a brick.
Skiskewit.
Took me.
I just took me a shit.
Skirt, sker, scour.
Why?
Because the skirt.
skiskerz is when you wipe your ass,
scur-scu-skar!
Shut the fuck.
No, it's not.
Let me ask you a question.
Let's get it to me and I was worth a game.
Let's do it.
Did IG fuck the club seen up?
Destroyed it.
Yeah.
Because in Philadelphia,
it's like one and a half clubs open.
All the clubs are shut down.
All the strip clubs,
Onyx, Vanity Grand.
Everything's shut down in Philadelphia.
Because that's where everybody went to hunt at first.
They used to hunt in person.
You could just go on IG and type in.
Watch this.
I'm going to type in.
Go to IG and type in.
Let me see.
Because I feel like IG fucked the club scene up.
I feel like because niggas used to go to the club to hunt.
Now you don't got to go to the club to hunt.
You just go writing a bitch's DM.
Like you want some action.
You just jump writing about 11 bitches DMs.
and you just pray that one of them bitches
is going to jump on that line.
You just be having copy and paste the shit.
One of the bitches going to jump on that line.
You fish that bitch out of the water.
Look, look, look.
This went on IG, typed in,
Billy Strippers.
Went right to the hashtag, and look,
they popped up, things popped up.
All the strippers.
So now you can just say,
hey, you're a stripper, lap dance.
You know, I'm saying,
I'm saying that's something the corny do to say.
Like got home care lap dance?
I have lap dance.
Bitch is running all
A home care
I need a little lap dance
Can I get a little like
Can I get a little home care loving
Mm-hmm
I need you come take care of his dick for me
But yeah I think it's been messed up the scene
No because honestly don't listen though
On some real shit though
Like just think about this
Before Instagram
You had a fresh ass outfit
You wake up in the morning
You throw your shit on
You going
Every fucking wear
Yeah, to make sure
niggas see you with that outfit on
Like you're making up shit to do
Now,
niggas wake up in the morning
Throw a fresh outfit on
And take three pictures
And take their motherfucker off
And go back to bed
But everybody know what you got on that day
Yeah
So your job is done
It's not like, I ain't got to go
I ain't got to pull up on a block
Talk shit the nigga damn
You got them things on yeah
You're not fucking
Copy and paste change the game
DM copy and paste
That's just like
Because I know
I know dudes that shoot the same spill
They got these spill together
And they just put copy and pages
Like, yeah, I'm ready to go
Where you going at them?
I'm ready to go to IG
Like, what club is that?
Oh no, that's just my phone
I'm gonna go shoot
And they shoot 15 Jones out
And a couple of chicks by
Oh yeah, hey
And there's an on.
You go out and meet a person
The first time you meet them
After you can connect them
And talk to them
Already on Instagram
You go out later to me
Like I know I'm
Oh yeah, I'll take you out
Because you like what I mean
See us growing up
We had to actually meet the girl
You met her face to face
You bust it up with a
Then you fell asleep on the phone
But y'all actually now
Motherfuckers have a whole
Connection and then never even
Seen the person
Human connection
Do you know how many
Motherfuckers
Actually get to that date
And realize that filters
Is some of the best shit
That ever happened for motherfuckers
Changed the game
Crazy
You get there
You know how many niggas thought
They was about to
Go had dinner with Holly
Barry and they get that
highly scary right
that bitch is highly scary
highly highly scary this bitch is
unbelievable nigga never in the million years
knew he was about to pull up to monkey
mountain it's crazy because they fucked up
niggas communication skills you used to have to go
in the club you peep something you gotta
get that if a nigga don't got the heart
he got to get the heart walk over there
kick it to the join and you don't know what reaction
you got to get you got to have different you got
turn on different shit oh this a join I make her laugh
you know what I'm saying this join I do this
or do this. Some Jones want to hit the dance floor
with you. These niggas don't do none of that,
man. Everything is just pre-set up on their
page, send it over. This shit
is so crazy that a
nigger will be in the
club or in an
environment. In DM or, listen, in a
space, a nigger, a seer
stare at her all night.
Don't say shit. And they
get out of there. I saw you in the club
that it's like you had that red dress on the ass
ass was fast. No, no, no, no, no. He's DMing her from the car.
You know, like, where are you going after this, like us?
You ain't say shit to her.
Nick ain't say nothing to her the whole time in the club.
Wait, because I'm going to keep it all the way real.
I don't have bitches that that done did that to me.
Like, they stand there, they stare at you all night at the club.
They'd be like this.
Then you be, I'll be looking, going through my DMs, Ray, give out some game tomorrow.
The next day a bitch talk about.
I was the girl with the 10.
getting dress on in a red bottoms who is bitch
shut the fuck up
bitch you're the best that sit there and stand at a dick all night
I ain't know I mean who the fuck you was
shit made everybody socially awkward man
socially awkward yeah socially awkward
they don't know how to talk to each other face to face
even now I think when a dude
get a girl number on the street
he can't call you got text first like a call is like a violation
like that's too personal with some shit
see I'm gonna talk a nigga
yeah you're saying like she'll literally
He'd be like, this motherfucker called me last night, stalker.
Like, you know what I mean?
You're like, damn.
But my whole thing is, right.
He's doing the most.
Yeah.
My whole thing is, right.
I'm not even the type of nigger that like texting.
I get it.
I'm going to keep it all.
I hate texting.
I hate, because I don't want to, one thing about me,
and when the cell phones and the texting shit first came out,
I damn near was ready to kill a nigger.
Because you can't
About the way I was reading this motherfucker
Yeah, you're reading it the way you perceiving
My nigga, who the fuck is this nigga talking to?
Like he yelling at me right now on this job
You know what I'm saying?
Like what's up?
And then so when I finally caught up to the nigga
And I approached the nigga
And I was hella aggressive
And who the fuck was you talking to like that?
He was like, you know, I just said
That nigga didn't even know what I was talking about
He was like, what you mean?
I pulled the pussy
You know what the fuck I mean, nigga
He's trying to act like, you don't know what the fuck I mean,
nigga, I pulled the phone out, Nick, I told you this.
And then you said this, nigga.
He was like, yeah, I was like, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Yeah, he read to see you in a regular voice.
I was like, oh, that.
You was like, I'm tripping.
The way I read it was too different.
Nigger, that don't happen to you ever with you and your girl.
You ever said nothing?
First of all, I don't, I don't even pay two texts, no money.
Because two to type, two to type, we'll be in an argument on the phone
and she'll hang up to text me.
Toot type, I'm too fast for.
So she got to put her thoughts together
And did she type them
And did she delete some shit
That's real
That she typed more shit
That's why you see the dots pop up
And then disappear right
You see the dots pop up and disappear
Toota text him
Some crazy shit
She had to think of some crazy shit
You really a bitch in the miniscuit in the corner
Selling ass
Like what?
She did she never told me
She said that way
Oh no my fault
That was April
That was April
That was a fuck out of it
That wasn't
fucking me
No, but
but see my
my brain
is a little
It's like
You know I'm left-handed
So you know we're just
Just by
I don't know if you guys
So right-handed people
It's less smarter
It's definitely less smarter
Than the left-hand
That's a
That's a proven fact
Like I ain't lying
Like
And it's safe to say
I'm the only left-handed
motherfucker in here right
Yeah
You're all some dumb
Fuck out of there
I'm ambideastry
He can't even say
I'm adolescence
I'm amboyalem
I'm ambidextrous
I'm ambidextrous
I'm ambidextrous
That means you can use you
This thing is said
He's ambidextrous
Because he could jerk off with either
Right right
I jerk off with my left too
Because like I'm master the art of this shit
That actually is not bad
It was like a different join
Like you got like a new
I can't, I can't rockin'all off beat.
I can't rock that Joe too much.
That girl was a roller coaster.
Oh.
Let me ask you a question.
How many men on planters do you think that his brain thinks as fast as mine's?
1%.
You mean as far as like being able to like come up with something to say on the spot?
No, because listen.
All right, listen, prime example.
Me and two, right?
We having sex.
I'm hitting from the back.
But, you know, I got two in the rushing headlock like this.
Can you grab back, do a rushing grab back, grab your ass?
No, fuck out of here, nigga.
You said you like to work the grab back.
So when I'm cranking, right, when I'm cranking, right, you know, I extended too far out.
So I said, damn, all right.
So now I didn't use, I didn't go.
Wait, wait, hold on.
Hold on, nigga.
I didn't use no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, so I was trying to go back in.
So I just tried to
And she said, oh my fault, baby, babe, baby
And I just said, fast and shit
Oh, my fault, baby, I'm sorry, I'm sorry
I was trying to draw the boot without staring
But listen
To laugh for like a half hour streak
She had to stop having sex
Because she said, nigger
How the fuck did you just say
I'm sorry
I was trying to drive the boat without staring
She was scared you about to hit that ass
Oh, I was actually cracking the oven door
I didn't know though
You know sometimes you think it's the oven door
And then she, ah!
I said, oh my my fault baby, my father,
my fault. I was trying to drive the boat without staring.
BDG. But at the end of
the day, it's like, now
we in the bed laughing because she's like,
how the fuck did you come up
with that shit that fast? BDG. BDG,
that's why. You feel me? And I like to think
because I'm left-handed
and you're right-handed. No, it's not that you left-handed. Listen, they said when you left-handed,
you use your whole brain. When you right-handed, you
only use one side of it. That's a
fact. That's a fact. That's a fact. That's a fact. Google it,
Google it, nigga.
It's left-handed people smarter,
generally smarter than the rest of the world,
nigger.
Google it, nigga.
Don't be mad at me because I'm fucking 2%
and you niggas is part of the goddamn dummies.
Hey, hey, we're the dummies.
People say we dummy around,
but we're too stupid tripping.
You the fucking dummies, yeah.
Look at him.
Look, he reading that shit.
Look at him.
Look at him.
He read that shit.
Dave.
He read that shit.
What is say?
What is it say?
Let's listen.
Hold on, hold on.
That's the,
from Huffington Post.
How left-handed people think and feel differently.
Lefties may be able to use both sides of their brain more easily and effectively.
Oh, shit.
According to the Australian studies published in 2016, no, this bullshit.
It ain't America.
No, I'm not saying no disrespect.
Australia, but let me find it.
Right-hand people.
No, no, no, no.
Wait, let me just take some.
Let me just take some.
Left-handed motherfuckers is left.
left-handed all over the world.
It's not just in the United States.
Oh, whoa, oh, let's talk about this.
Let's talk about this.
Uh-oh.
Do left-handers die early?
Looking at 2,000 cases,
they saw that the average age of death,
at death of the left-handers was about nine years younger than right-handers.
Damn, Gil, you're about to be out of here.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on.
That's because there's so many more of you, motherfuckers.
What are you talking about?
No, man, you might be out of here, Gil.
It don't matter.
Your time's up.
But guess what?
You've been using too much brain power.
It's over.
That's cool.
That's cool.
Damn.
Ho, you're right.
He's right.
Oh, listen.
It's a left handers lucky.
This is because 90% of the world populations are right-handed.
So that only leaves 10% of lefties.
See how I just said that.
I'm not reading that shit, but I'm smarter than you, you, niggas.
I'm smarter than you, bigas.
That's why I just said, it's more of y'all.
So if you go off the roundabout of more, y'all, of course y'all going to live longer.
It's fucking more y'all.
Some of y'all niggas, some of y'all niggas just lived to 108 because it's just more of y'all.
See, what's the name, and they say, Steve Jobs, left-handed, the phone.
Oh, shit.
No, no, no, no, no, this is left-hand.
This is what he said.
Classic.
What did they say?
Listen, I'm ambidextrous.
This is what Steve Jop.
He made the phones.
Okay, hold on.
Wait, hold on.
Wait, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, hold on.
Hold on.
Wait.
I'm going to show you what am-bi-dexterous is, okay?
This is my left hand.
Catch this, Dev.
Um, wham.
This is my left hand.
Catch this, Dev.
Wham.
This is my right hand.
Wallow, two, six, seven.
You see how good that hand righten is?
Yeah, come here.
That's ambidexterous, nigga.
Dave, hold up, dad.
No one hear that shit.
This is-knit-you-fuck.
Nick, hold on.
I shoot with my left hand.
This is my right hand.
Hold on.
I shoot with my left hand.
I shoot with my left hand.
I write with my right hand.
I throw a baseball with a football with my left hand.
My left hand is my strong hand for the boxing.
But I'm right with my right hand.
No, that shit ain't.
No, that shit ain't.
That's how, niggins that look like a handicapped child.
I'm talking on sports.
They look like a motherfucking.
No, they talk about sports when they say ambigestion.
Listen, my nigger.
that handwriting is either of a handicapped child or a serial killer
And we already know about your serial fan of shit
Everybody always say
Why you wear your watch on your right hand
Because I'm left-handed
It feels funny
Wouldn't your watch feel funny if you wore it on
Your right hand?
He's weird
Right
Wouldn't the hand you do the most with your watch
Feel funny on that hand
If you put your watch on your right hand
Wouldn't it feel funny to you?
Right, right, that's because
because you used to writing with your right hand you used to do.
So your left hand, okay, cool.
No, for me, I'm used to doing anything with my left hand.
But I write with my right hand and I eat with my right hand.
The Tudy situation, that was purposely, you know what I mean?
Like you got Bobby, you got backdoor gilly too.
So that was first.
Fuck out of here.
Backdoor gilly.
Go to Springfield.
Back door gillie.
Let me ask you a question.
Would you go into the Army to pay for your education?
Now, I'm going to speak on this.
I ain't never going to the Army for shit.
We had a conversation about
I did some research.
You know how many people?
I'd be riding past
that be under these bridges
who got signs talking about
I'm an Army vet
and these niggas asking for my
I'm telling you man
the Army fuck niggas over in the end.
I'm gonna say this dead.
Yeah man.
This is coming from the Army like this.
We had a conversation about this.
That's real shit though.
We had a conversation about this and research.
Did you know that the Army
I was talking to a recruiter
and they told me, listen,
told me that if you go to college
you sign into the, you know, recruit,
whatever, join the Army,
whatever.
Like how you go to the Army regularly,
come out like this.
Listen,
the feds are paid for $4,000 a year.
They're talking about some got this soup in Iraq.
Listen,
they give you federal tuition assistant for $4,000 a year
and the state educational assistant program $7,000 a year.
You see what I'm saying?
So like they paying for,
I'm just saying, like, would you, listen.
And first of all, first of all, like I did the research,
always make you, because in the Army.
But listen, but listen, why you won't go?
I mean, for me is one of them things like,
if I can't legally, right,
If somebody did something to one of y'all, I can't go on a mission legally and shoot nobody and kill nobody over it legally, right?
But when you're in the military, I'm in a situation where I got to go on missions without really knowing what I'm on that mission for.
So I'm out there shooting people, doing all types of shit.
And if a person does that, I'm not knocking.
I'm saying for me personally, I can't be just used in that way, me personally, to go out there and do that.
And it's some people, they got all kind of jobs.
So some people be like, it's drone pilots with PTSD
because they done flew one of them
Lowell Jones that dropped a bomb on a building.
Ain't a cook, though.
You got people, see, one thing people think about
as soon as you see the Army commanders,
be on it, you can be, you see helicopter,
the shit blowing up, you think,
no, you got dudes like Gil.
If Gil was an Army, he'd be working in the fucking kitchen
somewhere or doing laundry.
You got people doing laundry.
I'm on the front line.
Because, you were in front line,
you come right on like this.
You want to go on the front line
because Earl was on the front line.
He was.
Earl was on the front line.
I'm front line Freddie.
But he came home like that.
What everybody said about Earl?
They came home crazy.
He watched too many.
His nuggets gets blown away.
Earl was crazy.
He got to check every month.
Your mama said this, nigga.
Your mama said, her old better than you.
She said, she didn't even talk to Earl.
She said, she had a chance of date.
She said, she said Earl came home from the Army, got a check from the Army.
Earl was crazy.
And Earl bought crack-haired pussy.
You think I want to, you think I want to serve the United States of America to get a
fucking check, go crazy and buy a crack-haired
pussy, that's not the life.
That's not the life. I'm front-line, Freddie.
I'm not going to be a coward like him.
He's going to be the guy when I come through
after I was out there doing whatever I was doing.
Oh, yeah. You want some more
chili? Yeah, put some more chili
and cornbread on a plate. Right. And guess what happened?
You're going to beat a nigga to come back
with the half a leg. I'm going
to be the nigger. Put the jrida on your half a leg.
I'm going to tell you something. One thing I'm not doing,
I'm not going out and beefing with, listen,
I respect motherfuckers that fight for the country
If that's what you choose to do
I don't judge you
I'm speaking on myself
Right
I'm not going out there
Fighting for some shit
That I don't even know
First of all let's be for real
Let's be for real
Let's be for real
Let's be for real
I got family members
That was in the army
None of them niggas don't agree
With the shit they did
None of them niggas not like
None of them niggas was like
That shit cool
Them niggas is like
That was some nuts shit
Man word up
I'm mad at shit
I went to that dumb ass shit
Yeah I served the country
all that shit
but when you're really in there
and you're like
we just blew a building up
that had kids in there
Yeah word up
Why you think motherfucks
Come on from the army like this
Because they can't face reality
When they look in the mirror
They're just like
I kill 40 kids
Yeah
And the commercial
The commercial not gonna show the kitchen
The commercial not gonna show
That it's gonna show the troops
The Valor
But while you think in other countries
Sometimes when they look at us
They see us almost like demons
Because there was people
Walking around in their uniforms
On our soil
Blowing shit up
How will we look
There's no more family.
You left your family.
Now, these niggas that you developed this relationship with is your family.
Nigger, head blow off.
Y'all niggas go to war.
You don't lost six of these niggas in one platoon, just one time.
Y'all niggas got to go back out there 11 times.
You don't lost it.
You were just kicking it with the niggins shit all.
Yeah, you'll be holding the conversation up.
I am, listen, I am ambidextrous.
So when certain shit like that happened, I do know how to cook.
I will, I will, I will, I will.
shit crazy.
I will go in the wish name.
I will go.
You'll kill that's fucking.
All right, man, chill.
I will go into.
I will go in the kitchen.
Don't stop, bro.
I will go in the kitchen.
Dog, you ever seen, what's that joint with Tom Cruise?
What was that shit called?
Saving Private Ryan and some shit?
I don't think Tom Cruise was.
No, whatever was.
Save a problem right.
Yeah, that shit is terrible.
Soon as they jump off the joint.
Oh, take cover.
Watch out, Mike.
Yeah, word up.
Well, listen.
Mlarski!
Let me ask you a question though
Let me ask you a question though
Let me ask you a question though
Let me ask you a question
This nigga crazy
This nigga crazy
Let me ask you a question though
Hi, I'm gilly the kid's feet
I just got murdered
Let me ask you a real question though
Let me now
Now it's a flip side of that
What
Same shit happening in the streets
Nick I'm going to community college
Fuck all that
It's the same
I'm the same
No, no, I understand what you saying.
Like, it's crazy.
They say that.
I'm thinking about that, like, damn.
Oh, no, it's still PTSD.
Everybody that we know,
motherfuckers and got smoked.
Nika, hold on.
First off, you got, we all got PTSD.
Yeah, yeah.
Yes, you do.
Bro, yeah, I don't got no fucking PTSD.
Yes, you do, bro.
The fuck is you talking.
No, no, there is a special.
Listen, I did read a special.
I did, I did read a special.
Oh, and they're going to tell me I got PTSD.
I read a special on, on.
You're not no doctor.
I'm the only doctor in this motherfucker.
I said it's dead.
No, never get this fucked up.
I've read a special, Deb.
I'm the only doctor in this joint.
No.
Listen, you're a doctor?
I read a special.
I read a special, Dave.
No, wait, you're a doctor?
There is special cases.
People that grew up in our types and environments
and some of the things that you've been through,
oh, you got some PSD.
I'll tell you, I'm pretty sure you go sit down, talk to them.
They'll be like, man, Gil, you got some PTSD, man.
How the fuck?
I'm going to talk to some niggas that need to talk to me.
I'm going in there and straighten them to fuck out.
No, you got PTSD, you got PTSD.
The fuck is wrong with you.
This is all I'm going to say.
I have this on research, and it is studies that people that have the nut-ass-nigger
syndrome do have PTSD.
So he got a batch of it.
He's a nut-ass nigger.
Like this, you got to think about it.
Look, he ready for war right now, whole camouflage uniform.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, he got the whole uniform.
He got the uniform war.
He ready.
He's going to be in a fucking kitchen.
With camouflage, George.
He's going to be in the kitchen.
And I will say this, you know, I will say this, to each is on.
You know, some people, like, they need, they don't have the finances.
They don't want to be having all these loans at the college.
This and the third, because you so, you got so many people.
But, but, like, you had a person like, certain people, like, I don't need college these days.
Like, a lot of people, a lot of people, feel this, though, outside of the Army on paying for the service.
Listen, I don't knock nobody.
I ain't going into the second service.
Shout out to everybody that.
I ain't made.
Nobody's Marine.
I'm not being a part of the Navy.
He departed another ass nigger army
Of the world
I'm not
I'm not going
I'm not going to
I'm going to be all I could be
From fucking home
Fuck as you talk about
You ain't got to be all you could be
From there
Fuck as you talk about
You could be all the fuck
You could be from home
I'm doing just fucking fine
Shit I'm dog
My nigga
I'm not
Let me tell you something
Man
Anytime I ever want to warn these streets
I knew what it was for
Oh that nigga burnt me
All right
Oh, oh, them niggas came through dumping on us.
All right.
Oh, the nigger think it's sweet.
Half them niggas don't even know why they're over there.
Yeah.
You know, let me ask you a question.
Do you know how little Ritchie feel who thought he was going to the Army to pay for Cal State Fullerton?
Well, Ritchie, I don't know Ritchie.
No, me either, but I'm saying.
I'm saying, I'm saying, little Ritchie who thought he was going,
he thought the Army was going to play for Kyle State Fullerton,
or he thought the army was going to pay for Stanford
or he thought the army was going
and now he like this.
25 minutes before we drop you right, niggas off.
25 minutes before we drop your niggas off
in a place you don't know with a map.
You got to listen to some niggas.
We got to go 29,442 feet to the right.
Kilometers.
Kilometers to the right.
Fuck no.
Imagine you from, listen.
Imagine you from.
China
And a nigger's about to drop you off
In the United States
To go handle some business
Yeah, you gotta fall through these fucking fog
And shit
You gotta fall through the fog
You're getting dropped off
In the desert out Vegas
All right
Now you niggas got to walk from the desert
To California
Yeah set up tents and shit building
You know, you know, you know
What's name to him?
Listen, listen, listen
Caradillo told me
Outside Navigation
So I know how to navigate
No matter where I'm at a moment
stars you know how to look at the stars and do it okay he told me you got to stand he knew a lot of
shit so he told me about navigation and I'm an outdoors man anyway y'all used to look up at the
stars together you know come on with the fucking come on with the bullshit no I asked you
no we didn't look at the scars together he would have me sleep sometime outside in the backyard
I'm gonna sleepers together man stop slander put take that smut off Earl name fucking finger
take that smut off of her name take that smut off of her stay slipping that shit don't
look at you gonna try to push my chair over with you for you a bitch and dick he a bitch he a bitchette
You thought I was going to sweep me.
You put his foot on my chair and push it to who.
You know that ass,
let's get a million dollars worth of a game, man.
Gilly, I need 30 seconds of your game real fast.
I met this guy almost two years ago.
We got into a relationship.
He had a bit of a pill habit,
thinking everybody has a little bit of skeletons in their closet.
What's the worst that can happen?
Well, I found out from the hood
that he went from popping pills to snort and dope
and was smoking crack,
like living another life outside my house.
When I confronted him, it made it seem like, he made it seem like it was nothing.
He told me he needed help.
I stayed loyal, took him to rehabs.
He seemed to be doing good.
He got booked, boosting, and then started getting high in jail.
So I started fucking with another nigga.
Well, when he came home still wanting to work on the relationship again,
he moved the jersey with his sisters.
And now that we're working on rehabbing him, so now that he's clean,
he thinks he's the big fish now
making it seem like
I was the toxic one to everybody
like trying to make it seem like
I was disloyal to him for fucking with another
nigger got me and my feelings feeling
guilty all I was trying to do
was find a decent man and he turned
out to be a crackhead, dope fiend
what do I do about him in this
relationship that won't seem
to move on from a bitch
needs some real advice from a real nigga
well let me just say something mom
you're a fucking loser
okay I just want to tell her that by the gate
but like wait hold on wait you mess with a crack fiend
dope fiend crackhead dope fiend
pill poppin nigga who
don't do nothing
you win him through rehab
you do all these things he go to jail
nigga getting high in jail
but he got you feeling guilty
you're on some loser shit out here
you need to get your shit together
like I want to ask
not just her
but I want to
I just want to ask women in general
what the fuck do y'all see in some niggas
like how could a
let me just say this
how could a pill-popping
crackhead
dope fiend
junkie
with nothing going on in his life
make you feel guilty about anything
she first of all
she's talking about now he acting like he the shit
how could a nigga that's on dope pills and crack
ever be the shit
no in your mind he's the shit
so you allow him to act like you shouldn't even be
entertaining this shit it's like
you gotta start I got a question
what the fuck is it that you went out of life
what's going on with you
how do you feel about how do you see yourself
how do you view yourself
because obviously you must view yourself
as a fucking loser
because you got the loser of all losers
nigger don't bring nothing to the table
nigger nigger ain't the true definition of a man
because he got to come home
and his sister's got to take care of him
he got to go to rehab they got to you just
y'all just got to just take this nigger
and just by the hand and do everything for him
liability he's a fucking liability
then a nigger on crack
the niggas on dope like god damn first of all
let me just say something most niggas pick one one drug that's going to fuck their life up like they go from the perks to the dope most motherfuckers be like ah fuck with the dope they don't fuck with the dope and the crack like this niggas this niggas he's the ultimate loser he's a super fiend like and she like he came home and we're trying to work on a relationship and why this nigger must like he must got his dick must go in the sky and go oh
Dick and problems.
Dicking problems, man.
Major dick and problems.
But let me ask both of y'all question right now,
and I don't get off subject,
but this is important.
Would you do a two-hour bench on crack?
I spent six months in jail.
I'll be crack the fuck up.
Oh, this shit.
Yo.
Hey, come on, man.
Yeah, nah.
I can feel it.
I can't.
Think of you're going to be crap.
That's what you think of when you think of crack.
automatically
because he can feel
he said
I can't
I don't fuck with drugs
at all so I can't see
something
I seen crack heads
my whole life
I'd be like there
yeah
I couldn't have
something else
tick over my mind
and shit
I lose
I lose
hey you know
when the nigger
smoke
they crack
they lose the muscle
and they
which y'all think
I'm doing
you smoking that butter
nigga
fuck a gym
well you might
go back to jail
he put me in my old cell
yeah
let me look at the
let me look at the
guard with the fed ass
and jerk off
next of the door
that nigga be six months
I do six months
standing on my motherfucking hands
nigger
fuck is wrong with you
nod me up
he said he could be sitting there
look see listen six months
too soon as I'm done
you run me right to
he won't
he's talking about six months
right
listen
I'm like
soon as I'm done
run me right
to the yeah
two
two
you know
listen
life is beautiful
he's talking about
six months
two won't be
I'll be the whole pass
at your own nigg
smoking the ball
that crack
nigger
we'd be in there
fighting
no
the last thing
you want to see
is low
on crack
low on crack
would be crazy
I got to do a video
cause
hold again
hold again
hold again
like this
what you do
you ain't
never smoke
crack
I'll be
we be doing
videos in the trap house
I mean
they're right down
the steps
stop playing with me
I see you see what I'm doing
Don't do this shit
It costs too much to be a cracker
Hey
That dick is you see that nigga
Dude that face again
Listen man you're trying to get out
You're trying to get the motherfucking Oscar
Nick
Pookie in the new
The new new Jack
New Jack
2019
We feel like good
Oh my gosh
A lot of dudes that say
What that two hour binge
Fuck it
Like me and George
Let me watch
And he's going to sleep.
Yo, did you ever notice this shit?
Like, feeds you to sleep for days.
What was that about?
Because they was up for days.
Yeah, they used all that energy, though.
Hold on.
Hold on.
He said it was up for day stealing.
Niggas ripping out copper pipe.
My fuckers all the niggas cars while they sleep.
Fuck as you told me a nigga was up for 96 hours straight.
But that fucking cracks.
How do you be up that?
How did fuck you be up for three days?
Oh, that shit's crazy, man.
That my fucking crack.
Will, that niggas sleep for a month.
Wake right up wanting some butter.
What is that?
Let me ask you a question, man.
Oh, my God, this shit crazy.
Top 5 TV series of all time.
Hold on.
I'm just put number one.
Number one.
Be a nerd.
Galizis.
Yes, yes.
I wanted you to be a nerd right now, nigga.
I wanted to be a volley.
Today he gets to be an honorary.
Look at he said.
He's an honorary nerd today.
He's an honorary nerd today.
He's like wizards him.
Midgets. He like Wizards and Midgets and Shamedons. What did you say? Game of Thrones. Game of Thrones. Game of Thrones. He always told me to watch him. Game of Thrones. No, no. Now, I'm
I'm going to tell you one thing about Game of Thrones is extra spicy. They show dicks with no warning.
No, no, I'm just saying it's a good joint. You like that. Listen, I'm just to keep in the real with you. He watched his horse.
You jump off his horse. They got the swore.
Ain't nobody jump off the horse
With a dick out, my name
Yo, whoever jumped off a horse with a dick out, my neck.
I'm just keeping it all the way real, bro.
Right, no horse with your dick out is crazy.
Doesn't, I'm just keeping it.
He always tried to put it.
There was a hell of a joke, but it's filthy.
He always told me.
He always told me.
I let you know.
He's guilty.
I let you know.
You're going to love it.
Why would I love it and it's filthy?
Listen, I'll let you know, though.
They, like, like, they just pop up.
I don't care.
How are you, sire?
Let's look out like this.
All right.
Listen, listen, listen.
We all get one
And we got a battle to two
The last two
We're getting one
No, okay
No, I got five
No, you all got no five
No, we're not doing that
Okay, I'm just telling you
Hold on, we were just talking about crack
We were just talking about crack
I'm talking about
Game of Thrones
There ain't no top
It ain't no number one
Game of Thrones
Falling
For real?
I never seen
Yes
Is it ever he ain't a rest of night
Wait, wait
Hold on, wait
Hold on the fall
Okay
No, the following
My fault
The following.
Yeah, not falling.
Hold on.
What's following.
Hold on.
Which one is that, though?
The following.
That shit's unbelievable.
That shit might be better than Game of Thrones.
Come on, man.
For real?
What is it?
What is it kind of?
The following is a nigger who was a college professor.
And he taught Shakespeare.
But he really was doing all the shit outside of the school.
That Shakespeare was like all the shit.
Like niggas tying, like all the shit.
Like all the shit
Like this shit was crazy
He get caught
He'd go to jail
But people are so inaud
With him
That he developed
This whole following
They break him out of jail
You never know who working for him
That's like the guards working for him
Yes
This shit's unbelievable
That sound hot
That sounds decent
When they break this nigga out of jail
What the fuck was there
What I was in jail?
Like prime example
Prime example
Prime example
He'll have like
Say a girl
who he was trying to murder,
who he didn't get to do it,
and he ended up getting caught.
The whole time,
the girl where she live at,
her next door neighbors,
is working for him.
And they like her best friends.
Oh, shit.
Like, this shit, you never know who's working with this.
That sound dope.
This shit is unbelievable.
Like, this shit is some of the greatest shit.
I watch all four seasons.
No, no, how many is four seasons?
I watched all four seasons in a week.
God be my witness.
I told my daughter about it.
My daughter, I used to wake up in the morning to go to the bathroom,
and my daughter would be up 4.30 in the morning before school.
Watching that joint laying in the bed like this, I'm like, yo, this joint, Chris, he's like,
Dad, I can't.
Every time I wake up, I just want to.
I'm going to watch it now.
It's just unbelievable.
He convinced me.
That was two.
Right?
Power up until last season.
Yeah, Dad, because it started getting asked.
Yeah, that power last season was like, that shit was.
It started getting goofy.
The wire.
Absolutely.
Never seen it.
Except for season...
How you live in Baltimore,
you never seen the wire.
Yeah.
No, hold up.
Hold up.
I was in jail when it was on.
Hold on.
You remember season?
It was either season two or season three.
One season was terrible.
And I worked at nighttime.
You did?
Yeah.
I'll call you right back, brother,
and a half hour.
I'm in the middle of filming my podcast.
That was legend.
One season was super boring.
It was like a writer striker.
Some shit.
It was at the docks.
It was trash.
Other than that,
phenomenal series,
even when it got to the kids and shit like that.
And...
You never watched Breaking Bad before?
Fuck, no.
What?
I know for a fact he'll like it.
I know for a fact he'll like it.
Godfather of Harlem.
I ain't get to see that, John.
Is that five?
Open up my window again.
Is that five?
Open up my window again.
I can hear deaf calling again.
All right, listen, is that five?
Yeah, that's five for me.
All right, here you go.
My number one, walking dead.
That's my number one.
That junk got trash.
That shit was the greatest thing when I was in jail.
I love that.
I love the Walking Dead.
Walking Dead.
Ozark.
That's dope.
Ozark is all that.
Ozark is trash.
That's dope.
Listen, listen.
This before, this one we had,
see, at jail,
at one time we had HBO,
but then they took it from us.
But when we had HBO,
when it first came out,
one of the best ones,
Supranos.
You always, wait, wait, wait.
I got the call that from the jail,
that you,
the whole time you was there,
you was receiving
HBO's.
I ain't any blowout.
Yo, come on, man.
I'm just saying.
I'm just saying, I'm like, come on.
I'm putting your smuggle on my name, man.
Yo, I heard you always
had cable connecting.
That's another story.
Now, listen.
This is one that
this is before the wire, the corner.
Fire.
That was the shit. That's Baltimore. That's before the wire.
kind of like a not as good
version of the wire. How are you going to say a bootleg
wire? No, it's before the wire. It is before
it. But it is the wire. I didn't see the wire.
When I see the wire, when I see the wire, it might have some of the same
actors, bro.
It's really like
I don't really know too many
that I really watch. Oh,
hold on. The OJ joint.
Oh, yeah, American, American, uh, yeah.
I forgot about the OJ Club.
It was American something.
The OJJJJ was that.
I can say the OJ story.
The OJ story.
American some shit, crime and some shit.
American crime?
Yeah, I got to put that in it.
OJ.
Jones was like that there.
Johnny was the fucking.
Somebody got to come out.
The O.J.
John, yeah, I liked that too.
But that was like, I don't really know too many.
But go ahead, Dev.
I know you real.
Oh, no.
I mean, it's a lot of joints.
I think that, uh, I think that Game of Thrones is the best June.
Um, is a new join that's, that come on now.
It's called Westworld.
That shit.
crazy, but you got to watch it, and it's for real smart niggas, too.
It's a joint called the O-A on Netflix.
That's crazy.
Breaking Bad is probably-
Oh, oh, oh, I don't even know Walter White.
I forget Walter White.
No, that's breaking bad.
So Breaking Bad is the only show that I watched that from beginning the end.
They kind of never fucked up.
It's like, because Game of Thrones fucked up at the end.
The end is ass.
It made me believe that Breaking Bad, that shit really happening out there.
Breaking Bad is not realistic, bro.
You don't think that's real.
Nah, no, nigga, the wire.
I never seen Breaking Bad.
No, no, I know for a fact, Gil will fuck with it heavy, yo.
Yeah, that Jones was crazy.
That Jones is crazy.
It was voted.
Like, they took a poll of, like, millions of people.
And Game of Thrones was number one and number two was breaking bad.
And now that Game of Thrones fucked up at the end, people are saying, breaking bad, got that victory.
I think Gil, I'm going to watch the following shit.
Following is unbelievable.
I'm watching that.
I'm going to keep it all way real.
What about that only thing about the football, John?
All-American.
That's good.
Oh, no, that is good, but it's on some corny good shit.
It's like, it's not authentically hood.
It's like you could tell, like, this ain't real hood, but it's dope, yo.
It's dope.
And you always guessing, like, damn, is that his sister?
This dude is a Netflix hoar.
This dude is a Netflix hoare.
Yo, matter of fact, the girl Lorde Nair kind of looked like tooth, you know?
One of the chicks look like tooth a little bit, you know what I mean?
She do.
Yep.
So for me, that was my top five.
Yeah, we can't come up with it.
But that's good.
There's a lot of, oh, but no, talking about the cracks.
shit is a journal FX called
Snowfall, nigga. This shit is fucking
crazy. Wait, wait, I'm tripping.
I'm tripping. Narkos.
Oh, Narcos. I got to take.
Narcos is crazy.
Narcos is crazy.
I got to go. I got to go,
I got to go, I don't know. I didn't get to watch that
because them accents, them English accents.
Unless niggas got swords and shit.
No, I forgot about Narcos. I fucking
forgot about Narcos. I'm sorry.
That got to go in my top five.
I think I see, I came out with a joint.
They came out with two of them, and then they ain't came out with a third.
Would the lady be saying?
No, no, Narcos is...
They might, like, got a third spin-off type type.
No, Narcos is with the first one is about...
It's Pablo. Pablo Escobar.
Yeah.
Then it go from Pablo Escobar getting killed to the Senaloa cartel taking over.
Is it a documentary or is...
Yes, this shit is unbelievable.
No, no, no, it's not a documentary.
It's a real show.
It's a real show.
Yeah, real show.
This shit is crazy.
Yeah, okay, I don't know how to...
First of all...
First of all...
First of Marcos is one of the reasons why Netflix got popping.
Crazy, crazy, like that.
It is.
Because Narcos was one of the first joints
That was a Netflix joint
That everybody was like
Oh shit
You don't watch Narcos
From the first episode
You're like, you like God
Soon as this nigga
Soon as this nigga walk up to a truck
You know, like he gets stopped by the cops
They stop his truck
He'd get off
This nigga memorized all the cops
He knew like
Oh yeah your son
He played your daughter's birthday
They're like
They like Pablo
We can let you go through a like
Luis Gonzales
Your son's soccer game
Is next week
Play with me Luis
I'd fucking blow the s
Locker filled up, motherfucker.
Yeah, that shit was crazy, bro.
Damn.
But I watched so much shit about him, I already know the story.
This nigga had his own jail, my nigga.
Yeah.
This nigga, he said, all right, y'all won't lock me up.
All right, fuck it.
Y'all ain't going to lock me.
I'm going to lock me.
Is y'all cool with that?
All right, cool.
Long as you, long as me can say.
You know what I'd have done if I had?
He had niggas delivered to the jail for him to kill everything.
He had bitches in there.
Everything was a party in there.
This nigga is supposed to be a jail.
We had a son's soccer games.
Like, this shit's unbelievable.
So I definitely got put in our fucking.
who's in there. I would say this. I would say this. If I had my own jail,
it'll be over. Who does the do this for anybody? All right, let me ask you a
question. Who would you be? Male, man, fireman, trash man, a police man.
I'm just saying first thing. Listen, history, from history,
I'll probably be. I'll be a male man. I'll be the trash man. You know why?
See, one thing about the trash man, let me tell you something about women.
You guys, let me give y'all a million dollars with a game about women.
one thing about women is
they love a nigga with some fucked up
Tim's on
what I'm gonna tell you why
because when they see your Tim's fucked up
they say oh yeah he knows how to operate in the bed
he's gonna rip the bed apart
oh they're a chick told me that
it was a chick, listen listen listen listen
it was a chick that worked in the kitchen right
when I was in prison right?
So you made to tell me dick Tim.
Listen I had some fucked up state boots
that I worked in
right?
Tim Jones was hurt
and leaning
and they think
and I used to
keep them
bust open right
listen
and I'm just saying
I'm just saying
no no
I like that
I'm just saying
if I got my tips
that mean
they ain't strained out
they just whiling out
so if I got my
Tims and they
and they're hurting
and they're leaning
God forbid
if they butt neck
and they bust open
and I'm telling me
and they look like
they're winging
they're like
oh yeah
that nigga
fuck my brain's out
girl
with the Tim's still on
so listen
and I'm walking
down the street
especially in the summertime
shirt off
You know what I mean?
You see the stains all over my jersey from the slop, and I'm full of them.
They look like to me throw trash in there.
They're like, this guy's here.
Excuse me, I got some more trash.
I got some more trash.
Wait, where's that?
Oh, it's in the kitchen.
Could you come get it?
Why not?
Next thing you know, she's the trash.
I'm trashing her all in the kitchen.
That's how you are.
First of all, first of all, first of all, hold on for one second.
This is Dante Obede at Revolt TV.
Just give me one second.
I'm doing too much talk
Dante
What's up, sir?
How are you going today, man?
I'm good, brother.
I'm in the middle of filming my podcast.
I'll be another 10 to 15 minutes
and then I'll call you right back.
Yep, that works.
Okay.
I mean, that's just the type of calls.
That's the type of calls going down.
I'm going to be a motherfucker mailman
because that's sweet.
I just go in, I get the packages.
I jump in the truck.
I'm going, I'm definitely not being no fireman.
I'm the fireman.
Why?
You running into a burning building?
Listen, I'm going to tell you,
back in the day.
ass mailman you're going down in the nut they're going to have him in another ass mailman
hall of fame all the stats he ain't got no scotch he said i'm going home to go in there
drop a package and leave yeah you're not leaving no packages they're like what you mean
mailman slay everything yeah i'm so no i'm saying but mailman got to go through the less shit
you got to be sweating out there in the summertime you hanging off the back of the truck
and all that shit i ain't right with that shit i'm gonna pull up to a block get the fuck out
i'm talking about mailman's be slaying all the chicks yeah and we got the least to do absolutely
You got to be hot as shit
You got to walk 10 blocks
Don't matter
But you
Nigger you got to pick up
Couches
I got them dick
My Tim's dick though
Yeah
And then sofas
And that trash juice
That come out
Oh my
God
Shick it all on his pants
He's thinking
All the trash man out there
Hold it down
Doing what I'm doing
What I'm doing with the dick Tim's on
Believe the moves I'll be making
I'm giving these boys game
I'm giving the trash man
Because I'd have been a millman
Because I'd have been a mailman
And shout out to the fireman
That's what I'd never be a fireman
Shout out to him
but I'm never sure.
Listen, back in the day, I was running around raw, running up shit,
never got burnt.
Maybe I'll never get burnt in the motherfucking fire.
All right.
Let me tell you something.
Everybody want to be a fireman until they get there,
and there's a third or three alarms joint.
That shit screaming out the windows.
Dad, there's two kids in there, kill in there right now.
No, no, no, tell me that shit.
Tell me that shit.
I'm in there.
The fuck out of here.
Yeah.
You ain't in this soon as you open the door, the whole floor floor.
Somebody else going to get them little motherfuckers.
Tell them the fuckers, hang jump.
I'm a vigilante.
Tell them hang jump.
I'm going to fight against the fire.
Vigilantes.
Yeah, man.
You're kidding me?
I fought crime out there on backblocks.
Yeah, man.
You know what I mean people?
You know what I mean?
He got my pocketbook.
Oh!
First of all,
let me ask you a question.
I'll get it.
I got you.
Let me ask you a question.
Do y'all know anybody that ever fought crime that got convicted for 20 years?
No, you was the fucking crime.
That's before.
That's before.
That's before I was crazy.
Fuck as you tell him.
He was beating himself up in the alley after a robbery.
No, this is what happened.
He took the gun from himself.
It's right.
Nutt-ass niggas.
He still, he's,
listen, it only matter.
He still go down in the books
that the motherfucker that was tussling
with a guardian angel.
And I let him be,
and I let him happen.
He wanted me to jump him.
I wasn't juggling with him.
No, you was a bitch-ass nigger.
First of all, let me just take something.
Now, let me tell you something.
I told you.
All right.
To all the young niggas,
just no.
You're day ones.
They always ride with you.
No matter what.
He let a guardian angel
shake him to fuck up.
No, no, no.
I told that nigga,
fuck you, nigga.
No, no.
What happened is he gets a tussing with a motherfucker.
And I'm just like, man, listen, he's a guardian angel.
I'm a martial artist.
I can't go against the martial artist's code.
Like, I can't.
Put a code of what?
A code of what?
Martial artist fight martial artist, man.
Fuck is he talking about that.
I'm not talking about that.
No, he's talking about he was a bitch-ass.
Nicket shook him to fuck up.
He doesn't have as much of me.
He can't speak as he don't have a shit to fuck up.
That's true.
That's true.
Hey, listen, man.
That ass dick.
Let's run through this real quick.
Let's run through this real quick.
Let's run through this.
Just real quick. What you guys listening to right now?
I'm listening to West Side Gun. I'm listening to Game New album.
I'm listening to The Currency and Smoke Disney new album.
I'm listening to a young kid named Zig Money, album out of Philly.
I'm listening to...
What I've been listening to... It's been on a spin.
Who you listen to?
I'm still listening to Bankster. Of course, I'm still listening to the other Dirk album, but I'm
Still on that, Joan.
And I just started listening to the chick Lizzo
because I heard the one Joan on the radio,
but she talented than the motherfucker
and his music is different as hell, yo.
You can see mine.
Those albums I named, who I got Coroner, too.
I got A-Shatchie L. I'm listening to that.
Only built for Cuban links.
Yo, did you do the thing that shows you how many hours
you listen to each thing?
Dog, I had a hundred and ten hours of dirt.
There, you got my journey, and they open up my window again.
I got mine, Bucinka.
Slime and Family Stone
I got a little bit of anything
What you listen to, Gil?
You know I'm a big heavy dirt fan
So I'm listening to the...
He'll never stop listening to the streets, three,
and I'm listening to the new one.
I'm listening to...
He don't even listen to music like that, do I...
I listen to music.
Yeah, I don't really listen to music like that.
That's crazy.
I don't listen to any one of the music.
I listen to the same shit.
I'm listening to a kid from Camden
named Jacob's.
I'm listening to this song
that my son got out right now.
Always on call
Always on time
Gave you my all
Baby be mine
Being that drink was pop
You listened to it with hair on
It felt like you was him
Yeah I did it
And I listened to
Said I won't pop no perks
And did it again
Said I want you eat on my bitch
And I did it again
And I did it again
And I didn't get it again
And I didn't get lost my mind
That nigga was lit the fuck up what
Oh my God
I'm looking at him
Yo this nigga yo
He looked so half
Happy, though, man.
Just seeing him, he was dancing, happy as hell, drunk as shit, boy.
He was drunk and shout out to everybody.
Weeks ago, we had the live podcast and Philly sold out, man, Temple University.
Shout out to anybody that came, man.
It was just like- Hey, I just want to tell y'all that we truly love y'all, man.
Everybody that came, man, we truly love y'all, man.
We truly appreciate y'all, man.
We sold out 600 seats with three weeks left to go.
So we probably could have sold out 1,200 seats.
And we just truly appreciate y'all because, honestly, y'all to read you.
and why we even decided to do the podcast
so we just want to
take a second to just honor
y'all you know what I'm saying
for that man um
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Stories from the cell.
This story from the cell,
listen, man, this is a wild one, man.
I'm moving to the block.
I'm on Dallas.
I'm moving to a new block.
You're at Dallas to Pink Palace?
Yeah, when I'm in Dallas to Pink Palace.
Listen, when I'm moving to the new block,
you know, it's ready to be yard time.
So I just go throwing my stuff on the bed on top bunk.
It was somebody already living in cell,
but it was like abandonment.
Didn't have too much or anything.
So, so, so when I went in there,
you, listen, babe, I'm record you.
Look.
Oh, you want one of those dogs?
Hey, puppy.
What's the puppy name?
Just dude, man.
Hey, little puppy.
Hey.
Y'all get to see firsthand how much of a nut-ass thing he got to be.
Hey, Scooter.
He turned right to another thing.
Hey, puppy.
He's talking to a dog.
Hey, puppy.
What's the puppy name?
Like, the puppy going to answer him.
Rarell.
Rarell.
Oh, your puppy named Darnell.
Rarl.
What is you talking about?
He might talk to me, but I will say this.
I was, so I'm moving to the cell, right?
Throw my shit in the joint, boom, boom,
had a little box comments.
Go to the yard.
Go to the yard, kicking with everybody.
Yeah, man, Willie Blobo.
Yeah, man, what's the other?
What's the name?
Yeah, he out there.
You know, fat Mike got the binge now.
Oh, yeah, you know, that type of rap.
That's the beginning of the bit.
I come back, uh, the box with the commissary was magically gone.
I said, hold on.
I said, oh, this shit ain't happened to me.
So now, I don't really know this environment on the block I moved on.
I know some people on it, but I don't know, you know, you don't know the
So I go to my old head
Oh wait
Let me hollet you from my head
Ouma let me hollet you man
Somebody slid up in my joint
Man I don't want to go get you know I'm ready
You know what I played the whole joint
Like I'm ready to get busy
Listen I'm telling you man
I'm with all that dumb shit
But you really not
I'm gonna get dumb
Listen I'm hoping that my old head
Put the fire out
Okay yeah
So come to find out right
Boy ran up in the cell
Because the cell dude that was in there
Because when I went there
It wasn't even had my tag in that
So it looked like it was still
One person in the cell
The bed wasn't made to none.
I just put the boxes, two boxes near the door.
You know what I didn't get my sheets of none of that yet.
It wasn't no tag.
And I said, damn, I'm shooting to the yard.
So when you walk up on the cell,
you thinking it would just be your picture on there on the cell door
and the other slide is empty.
So I'm like, no, he's like, what?
He's like, who are you in the cell with?
So I tell him he's, oh, yeah, that's the ball that's always gambling
and always getting high and shit.
I said, yeah?
So I'm like, damn, I got it.
He said, yeah, we're going to get you up out of there.
So he go, make a couple, stop to the couple joins.
Go on the damn, what's up?
about somebody ran up in the cell, you immediately think from the movies and shit in jail,
it's going to be a big motherfucker named Big Rahim or Big Mike or Killer Dave.
It was this short, motherfucker, a short little stocky bowl with no neck.
Yeah, he walked up.
He said, yeah, let me hollet you for a minute.
He walked up.
So he walked up, like, yeah, he sides me up.
Like, yeah, what's up, man?
Like, what's going on?
Like, somebody got a problem when I did.
So I'm saying to myself, I got my face broke up, like,
the only thing I'm saying in my mind is like, no, no, this motherfucker's this short.
And he runs up in the motherfucker's cell.
He's a joke.
He's dangerous.
That's one thing I love you by Jeff.
That's one thing.
And I don't want no fucking problems with this dude.
I just don't.
I'm trying to make it home.
I'm just being real.
I'm not being a tough guy.
Y'all got to be real.
I'm like, I don't want no fucking problems.
I don't want no problems with this little short guy.
And I'm telling him he was a short guy.
He lift weights.
He lost his neck in jail from lifting all the weights.
And I say he stabbed people, kill people, rape people.
I don't want a problem with this guy.
So I'm just like, I mean, looking like I'm tough.
But I ain't trying to catch too much eye contact.
like my toughness is towards him.
My toughness is just tough.
It's not tough.
It's not nothing to do with you.
Undirected toughness.
This shit is not directed to nobody.
So he understood that, yeah, he's looking tough,
but that shit ain't coming my way because I'm like,
I peeping, right, and be like this.
All that shit, right?
Come to find out, the boy owed him some money.
So he's going in there under the pretences
was this and the third.
And then, you know what I mean?
And then both of them knew my, the OG,
but the other boy knew who my step-out was too
because he was once at the jail too.
So he's like, oh, yeah, this my people's younger, okay, young it.
He went in the cell, gave me the box back.
I mean, he still said, had some shit in the box,
but it was a couple of little things he already cased up.
He already put on his shelf.
He picked this shit he wanted and said, fuck you, go.
No, no, he picked it back.
He put it back in my joints.
So I got my box back.
And in my mind, I'm saying, you had to check these niggas, let him know.
I'm saying, in my mind.
In your mind.
Okay.
I didn't say it out loud and that shit.
Because I ain't want to, I ain't want to, you know what him.
You know what you're going to.
This is a motherfucker.
And listen, and I'm like, so you in jail, you understand, like,
that's a first, I'm talking about a first lesson of,
it ain't about how tall you is, how big you is, how short you is.
Anybody can fucking kill you or stab you in jail.
This ain't the street.
And it ain't no guns.
So you don't even know how it's coming.
You don't know who family it is.
Like a motherfucker be on the street, shoot a motherfucker.
You're shooting up all these motherfuckers.
You got to go to prison.
You don't know whose cousin, brother.
I didn't see a lot of dudes get their heads open up with weights and all this stuff.
you're a killer motherfucking nephew you don't even know his uncle in the jail so you come in to jail yeah
there's no and the motherfucker see you a mile away you got tattoos only oh yeah the boy in the block
got tattoos on his face a motherfucker be waiting for you to come to the jail they got your name and all
they get with their man down the down the assessment room when you first coming in id room yeah he's coming on
the block today he's gonna be on whistening he's gonna one all right bet what he look like
pretty he goes pitcher all right bet i got he you you and you in you y'all was your man yeah
smoking buck on yeah i was out there putting that wreck man i was catching wreck out there
niggas wasn't fucking with me.
All you hear is,
and you see a motherfucker like this.
Because when it hits you,
I didn't see the motherfucker be like this.
And there's a scream.
And that motherfucker's scream
is a scream that when you hear,
you say to yourself,
you go to yourself that night,
pray to all the guys and say,
Mom, please.
God, all the guys, please let me get out of jail live.
I don't want to go through this.
Because the scream would be like this.
Motherfucking hit.
I've seen it.
Motherfucking hit you with a weight.
That weight when they come across
That shit hit you
This is how to scream be
Take time to register
I'm like oh my God
I don't know
I ain't coming to the yard for a second
And that nigga was stuck in time for a second
And there ain't got nothing to do with me
I ain't coming to the yard in the week
This shit real
You start calling
Keep all my soups
You start calling home
You start calling Nanny
Nanny I love you
Boy why you call it?
No I just want to say I'm just going to get this is my time
Send me a football
helmet I'm doing right
I didn't
listen listen I never seen
I never seen respectful street niggins in my life
until I went to prison
the most toughest respectable motherfuckers
all these niggas you see running around the tattoos
on their face little shoot them up all the Instagram
them to get them the most respectable
niggins I ever seen in my life
them excuse me oh hey excuse me
listen they say excuse me just to say excuse me
excuse me oh here can I say excuse me
yeah permission because we're all dangerous right now you're saying excuse me to go somewhere but
you're getting permission from oh gee just to say excuse me just to get him walk by excuse me
can I get permission to say excuse me you're excused all right excuse me can I walk over there
I get up I just want to get out like you'll be like damn not you you're shooting the whole
neighborhood up you was tough on the streets now you're saying excuse me with 10 scullies
on your head trying to layer layers up listen man listen I didn't see people bleed out like wild pigs
in the slaughter house I'm talking about man
You see the dudes stabbing each other.
You'd be like, what the fuck?
They got 90.
You're like, C.O.
Could you let me and myself?
Locking up.
Yeah, I ain't, it's corny out here.
I'm going to go make a Chi-Chi.
See what?
The whole time, the whole time you're making a Chee-C, you didn't make it a Chee-Tee.
You're like, damn, this joint tastes different.
Your mind wasn't in the Chi-C-C-T.
Your mind was in their stab-ball.
Stab-all!
Stab-all!
Listen, listen, the most craziest shit I ever heard in my life, right?
And I was immediately.
I was in the child
all right
and the motherfucker
they seen the motherfucker
they seen each other
and they're having to stare off
right
and the motherfucker
said let's stop playing
nigga let's kill each other
I said
he just
challenged your motherfucker
kill each other
oh this is real prison
I'm like this shit
ain't the movie shit
all that shit
of the movie is fit
he said
nigga let's kill each other
nigga
so you're saying to yourself
like
he invited somebody
to kill him
and he agreed
Nika, let's happen.
Fuck, nigga, don't threat.
And then that's when that comes.
Don't threaten me with a motherfucking good time.
You're like, I need to go home.
Everything comes to your mind.
Somebody taking your innocence, all type of shit.
You just be scared for no reasons.
Just think about that.
Motherfucking say,
nigga, let's kill each other.
And the motherfucker's sake, oh, my, I've been waiting for this.
This is the motherfucker.
Best day in my life.
The motherfucker's the jail since some slick shit.
Oh, this is the best day of my life.
It's my birthday.
Let's do it.
Like, he just agreed with this other crazy motherfucker
And this is where I live at now
For the rest of a long time
Oh, I'm in some dangerous shit
That's scary though
Let's get, all right, come on
Let's shoot each other
Let's go for shot for shot
Boom, boom, nigga
You just gonna shoot me in my arm
Bang, bang!
You're just going to shoot me a leg, Nick
That's the type of shit
That's why I'm thinking like, these niggas in jail
It's crazy and really don't give up
That's why you was like, man, take these skittles
Nigel.
In the whole time, you see a little,
That's why I gave Skittles up in the...
And the whole time you see a little shoot him up
in there, the most peaceful dude.
Dudes go to jail, these subley religion is just peaceful.
Hey, what's going on?
You just shot the whole neighborhood up, dog.
You just was out here on some dickhead shit.
Now you go to jail and you have peaceful.
You want to get closer.
I'm close to my religion.
I'm going to got...
Damn, dog, you just shot everything up.
Shot women and kids.
You ain't give a fuck.
So it just be real good.
A lot of you got to understand to a lot of them
young niggas be under the influence of drugs, man.
And it's crazy because a lot of niggas wake up in prison.
Like, what happened?
Oh, no, nigga.
All the perk 30s, they kicked in last night.
You shot a bunch of niggas.
One more question.
One more question.
All the wet, yeah, wet kicked in me.
One more question.
This is one question.
If you had, just had a mystery drink, right?
What would you rather be?
Would you rather wake up, ass naked, right?
In an alley, right, behind a bar.
I mean, behind a dumpster, right?
one of them special bars,
the black banana bar
or
would you rather wake up
ass naked on the subway,
sleep?
You already got slipped a drink.
Where would you rather wake up?
On a subway,
on the subway?
Yeah.
That's on the next
episode of male off the game.
We appreciate you,
you, niggas from tabbing in.
Fuck as he's talking about.
Why, why,
Why did they got to get stripped of mystery drink
And we go with a damn south
A mystery drink
On the next episode of
A million dollars worth of game
Spicy Edition
We will answer that
Fuck is wrong with this Nick
Hey we appreciate y'all tapping today
We appreciate y'all man
We love y'all, man
And it's just like that
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