Million Dollaz Worth Of Game - Episode 41: "Dick Sleeve Steve"

Episode Date: December 31, 2019

On Today’s Episode of Million Dollaz Worth Of Game Wallo shares his Expertise in the sex toy business and unearths the truth about Gillie’s college basketball career. Also, along with Dev the fellas discuss the human’s fascination with DrugLords.Dick Sleeve Steve (5:09)What’s The Dildo? (7:17)If your woman had a Scent.. (11:58)Rules Of Raw (17:55)Who Would You Be? Lebron, Drake or El Chapo (27:54)Z List College Basketball Star (38:21)Million Dollaz Worth Of Game (40:45)Baby Oil Wrestlers (53:08)Stories From The Cell: The Prison Picnic (58:03)You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/mworthofgame

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red niggas need love, red niggas me love, because red niggas need love, I was on my ground, money on my mind, all that I could say is I'm going to make a way. Hold me down, hold me down.

need love too Because real niggas need love Real niggas need love And I hunt every day Post it with my niggins So I'm good when I stay I put it all on the line Sacrifice my life

So I go on till I die No love for the little bitch She mean that they look at A little kid for a real nigga Get a real one, get you be real with you Bet you get real with you. I don't want to get real, can you? Yeah. Dodging different prowlers

Gotta cheat your pin'o party Did he deny to get the flow With then I hit her in the shower This ain't much with this is always I'm gonna switch I get new power They got ghost with I need tossing Yeah Ain't and I can tell me is it real

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And over there, we have the nasty one. Nasty. Nasty boy. Don't mean the thing. Bown. Bown. There's a nasty boy. Nasty. Oh, that's the old school joint.

You ain't never want the college, and you know that choice. That's the college joint. Hold on. How do you know the college joint? And you ain't never want to college. He went to college for 20 years. You know what I find interesting. Gil, you came alive with two mics.

You liked them two mics, huh? Now, I was one of the one. You like it, too. I just need two mics. You look real spiking. I don't want two mics. I'll take three mics. You got real spicing with two mics.

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Poppy's backdoor? No. No. Let's get into me and I was worth a game, right? If you was messing with your woman, right? For a year. say y'all didn't live together she had her own place

and you you searched her closet one day and you found the dildo was three times bigger than your dick I can bring this one back to her what's up love hey Rusty listen man being Gil ran into this chick right there's no there's no BS

we ran into this chick man and uh she said you hear me rusty I can hear you she said damn what's up with you man Rusty we're like damn what's up I mean you remember you remember that people you were trying that from down D.C. somewhere She was from D.C.?

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, she said, damn, what's up with Russi? She told me something. She told me, what's up with your man? I said, what's you mean? She said, yo, you was fucking her with a dick sleeve. You was wearing dick sleeves out here, man. Oh, get the fuck out.

Listen, well, that anything I love. She said that you was fucking with a dick sleeve, man. She nicknamed your dick sleeve, Steve. Yeah, she said, you was fucking him with a dick sleeve. She said, listen, yeah, like a dildo, a dick sleeve. I said, what's that? And she texted to her, she was like, what's going on? I said, what is you talking about?

Now, long-sleeves, long-sleeved out here, geez. Oh, so you were? But you're wearing a dick sleeve. I don't even know what a dick sleeve is, love. Yo, well, why are you just saying, listen, why would she say that to us, though? She, you know, that bitch, she's lied about a lot of stuff. Well, listen. She said, she said, Rusty, she said you was coming up short.

She said your piece was because she said he was all balls and no stem, Russ. She said, because she called Jesus talking about Shorty. I said, who's shorty? You got Rusty, the guy Shorty. I said Shorty. But listen, hey Russ. Listen, man, your name fucked up. You got to get with her and straighten your name out, man.

Yeah, she put some mud on your name, man. She called you Dick Sleevee, Steve out here. What'd you say? Y'all said that on a million dollars worth of game. No, we never said that about you, man. You said it on Angela Lee. I ain't never said anything about no dick sleeve, bro. She was talking about Dill-Doo's.

See, now you trying to put that on. That's you. You're the boy that rocked up. rock them goddamn sleeves man you all here rocking sleeves it's cold and shit it's gonna be a cold winter y'all niggins better bundle up you bundles your little shorty up your little chubby huh that's what you did but listen man we gotta get with you later man what's you calling uh dick sleeve steve steve right make sure to slide that in so you're messing with your woman for two years

y'all a year y'all don't live together you're in love with her though anything seems good You search her closet. Just be a newsy. You go through a closet one day. You don't live with her, though, but you over there. And you find a dildo in there that's three times bigger than your dick. How do you feel? And then you see a little, you see where she used it,

and you see a little juices down towards the end. So you know she puts a whole motherfucker in that joint. So you realize that your chick vagina is a block party. I mean, I'm just saying, how would you feel? Fuck how the vagina is. I'm going to keep it all. I would be hurt. I would be crushed.

because you chubby you got losing coming up short no because i don't get fuck let me take a second i don't give a fuck if your dick was this big right here you hurt because she got a big and if she if you wanted the closet and you found a dildo that this big i'm not enough i thought i was giving you everything i was not enough for jill how would you feel i would feel like a i would feel like a cab driver what cab driving yeah what what you mean My nigga, do you know how fucked up cab drivers feel right now that Uber and Lips is off? Screw your mic up.

Who do? So you feel like, wait, wait, wait. Mike loose. Oh, y'all. You're going to. Flag on the plate. Wait a minute.

Any yard penalty. No, I'm just saying, I would feel like a cab driver, man. Like, you know how fucked up yellow cab drivers feel right now. Uber and Liff is out. You feel like somebody putting you out of business? You feel like, no, you feel like, yeah. You just how you feel about that big-ass dildo you pulled out the closet. It was like, and this shit can vibrate.

Oh, my, my God. How do you know that, Bev? You don't know what a vibrator is now. You've been in jailed at? I'm just saying, we ain't add that apartment. Come on, man. Come on, man. You seem to know, you seem to know about dick sleeves that nobody ever heard of before.

No, you seem to know about this shit. The chick says something about it. I didn't know, Dev. Because we know you as in the sex business. We know you know how to build a vagina. from rubber gloves like fucking MacGyver you the nigger that really know about this you definitely do you know about all the freak technology

yes you do you definitely do but how would you feel if you weren't able to scars that she pulled out a humongous joint I mean it was a humongous joint that you pulled it out and you know hers got the Louis Fitton print or something on you she got the designer dude you paid all these shit I'm gonna be gonna piss how much you pay for this shit you got this and you paid all that money for

take that shit back Clean that shit up and take it back She had a designer dick in the closet That's gonna be the Valenciauga dick I'll be mad at shit like damn You gotta you gonna go get this You're saying my dick wasn't expensive enough No

She ain't saying that she's saying it wasn't big enough Oh that's crazy How would you feel? I won't really feel no type of way Because I'm a little You know what I mean Oh that's what you did you do you went to I want to see it down

Do it right now in front of me I don't know And then she'd do it Then you sit in there thinking That motherfucker up is three times times the size of my dick so that mean when I be thinking that I be thinking I'd be putting it with

when she was screaming I was captain the award I'm gonna keep it all way real all niggas love to think they tore that pussy y'all I told that pussy yeah say my name yeah say my name what's my name your name Kevin my name Mike oh no no no I was thinking about a movie I was watching

no who the fuck because I'm gonna keep it all way real too called me Idris one day you told me about that Idris Elba She called me Idris one day. She didn't, man. So that means she was thinking about him while you was slaying this person.

Whatever you got to do to get your thing off. Yep. Let me keep it all way real. So, um, when you getting head or something, what would you be think about? My girl. My girl, my girl, nigger. Nobody thinks about their girl. Yo, go, go.

Your tongue got wet up. Gil. Your tongue got wetter this week. Nobody thinks about their girl. I don't know what you're talking about. Yeah, you're wild. Oh, all right. Because I want to.

And your girl ain't thinking about you. You know that. When you, when you're eating the ass from the back like a snack. Thinking about Denzel. She ain't thinking about you. She's thinking when she was scrolling down earlier, that niggil was all on the gram like this with the husky glued up beard and the waves spinning with his shoulders.

Oh, my God. Keep taking his ear. You think she's thinking about you, niggins? All right, let me ask you all the question. If your woman had a scent, you've got to pick one of these. If your woman had a scent and you had to pick one of these, what would you want the scent to be?

A smell? A smell. She had a permanent scent. This is one percume. No, no, no, hold on. Hold on. What would you want the scent to be? Would you want it to be a,

Let's see A soft shell taco What? What did you? No. A cheese steak Or give me one more. A seafood platter.

Seafood platter. What type of chicken cheese steak too? What type of cheese steak? What fucking difference doing me? What about a vegan steak? You got a veggie burger in there? I'm trying to probably stink too. If you want.

But your woman had that at one cent. I'm going with a cheese steak. Damn, that's deep. I like the seafood platters because you got the scallops, the shrimps, scallops, shrimps. But it's not going to taste like it. It's just going to smell like one, my digger.

Oh, what type of seafood fire? It ain't no wet fish like, like, like. Because you know, that wet fish is like a little different, got a little different. Now, fry fish from the stinger, that might, that might not be bad. From fry shrimp. But you mean she smelled like this all the time?

All the time. Your woman got a permanent scent. Even she smelled like a seafood platter. She smelled like a cheese. Cheese steak. I can pretend like she's working the deli or something. And that's why she just smelled like that. Or she smelled like a soft shell taco.

No, but see, the cheese steak is a lot of onions involved, man. That's the onion. You got to think about that. You got them onions and peppers chopping on that show. So that onion, that thing kick in. You might catch them like, whoa, oh, baby. You're your arms. Like, what's going on?

At least they're not raw onions. They like fried onion. Yeah, that do bring the smell down. It do. I think I might go with the sauce out of taco. That don't really had that much smell. You crazy as hell. I'm like, yeah, I might go with.

Toot smell like a soft shell. Yeah. Soft shell, too. I like the seafood platter, though, because you can smell like, I think that'd be. Yo, hold the fuck up. We really talk. What the fuck? Like, all the time, you got to smell like the season?

All the time. Yeah, well, I'm at. Toot be a soft shell taco. Was you high when you game up with this? Yeah, what type of shit? No, because, you know, everybody got a certain scent to him. Everybody got their own scent. What do I smell like?

You smell like noodles and noodles. That ain't bad. Now, that's the compliment for me. No, but the reason is because he taking the actual. powder and dabbing it on his neck This thing is like You know what jail They got a makeup colognes

They gotta come up with shit It's like yo I hit I hit the visiting room You know what I mean I went in the packets You know what I hit the pack a little bit You know what's crazy No this was crazy though

When we used to be in jail And then they start ripping them out You know how they used to send The samples where you Unpilling in the magazines And they had a little smell We dudes used to take them My one homie right

He used to have a chip bag fill of them Jones. Because, you know, you use you chip bags to clean it out. You go to his joint. Yeah, man, I need one of them since. Oh, you know, what you need? Oh, he pulled the Jones out.

Like, he really was selling like he had a perfume store. What's your need? Go ahead. Check that Joan out. That John right there. That's the Joan. When my, uh, my man, you remember, what's his name? Plug me up to you? I wore that joint that day.

She's still rocking with me. I'm like, that's paper. That nigga was like Norstrom. That's right. No, because what you do is, what you do is you take it. And you just, like, he'll rip a piece off of it. Tiggin, you just wiping on. It's the paper that, from the advertisement

in the magazines, you dad, and you're just wiping on, you go out there, hey, baby, what's up? Oh, you smell like that? What's that? Oh, yeah, that's jup. How the fuck you get that in? I make moves, baby. I'm out here making moves. That's kind of smart. Yeah, that was smart. It was a nice flavor. But I didn't understand why dudes was wearing it like to the chow hall

and shit like that. Like, dog, you're not going on to visit. Like, what are you trying to catch? Like, niggas be trying to catch in the joint. I'm just saying, I don't know. What about for a ladyguard or something like that? No, no, no. That ain't got nothing to do with inmates. I'm telling you. You know what I mean?

They try to do this so that when the lady guard grip them up, they smell like how you was trying to set the guard up to see your dick, you know that. Yeah, it depends. It depends. Because some of them jails, you had lady guards, they look like linebackers. What about the nurses? Like Lawrence Taylor. I'm talking about you, you had them.

It's like Terrell. Listen, in the mountains, you had them big farm girls and big white farm girls. Teeth be going. They teeth be like, oh, is that our teeth? Or is she chewing some, they chewing tobacco? Spitting you in a yard, like, oh, God damn, Big Leff. You're like shit. And then you had dudes trying to, one thing about dudes when you were in jail,

a chick that looked like, looked like Lawrence Teller in real life. But to you, for some reason, she looked like Holly Berry. Oh, man, she looked good at shit. Did that start happening to you too? Yeah, that shit. Yeah, that shit. Like, so you was up there, you was looking at ugly bitches, and they was looking good?

Yeah. Okay. Cool. Did any men start looking like women, too? No, no, no You're using an excuse, I was in jail I was in jail I was in jail, boy looked like he had a fatty

dude, Jamal, I was in jail, I was in jail, I was in jail, I was in jail ass fat in the jumper Hey, nigga turned in the rocky, I was in jail It was in jail, give me a pass, cousin I was in jail No, no Jamo ass looked fat in a jumper, I was in jail What can us that?

Jumper Jamper Jamal That's his excuse. I went to jump in Jamal's jump. I was in jail. Where you want, Rock? I'm going to say some of them, though. I'm going to tell you. This story from the cell is going to be interesting.

You jumped in Jamal's jump? It was deep. He going to grind me up. You're going to grind me up in this shit, death. You know, he was, how we talk about it, Jamal got a jumper, he got a fat ass in his jumper that you talked about. I got a story about that. That just reminded me.

Jousting and Jill with Jamal's jumper. Just some deep shit. What, you're going to You're going to finally tell us the nigga that ripped your jump off. Stop. Let me ask you a question. If you're fucking wrong, right?

Should you know our parents? Come on. Nobody knows. Come on. You just be rolling a dix all the time don't know nobody's parents. Should you know a... The baby is jump all before you know her parents.

Should you know a social security number? I mean, you definitely not going to know that. I think you should know that. You ain't going to... How are you going to know somebody fucking social? You know you ain't got April fucking social. You're out your fucking mind. No, you don't.

I'm going to just tell you a social security number out here in public. Give us the last four dickens. No. Nicky, this is like, this like AT&T, digger. Give us the last four in your social. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. That's not four digits, dick, ed. Oh, oh, oh, oh.

He's going to try to trust it. He's a dicky. Come on. Let me keep it all we real. So what about her real name? What about a real name? Do you know a real name? I mean, you're supposed to.

I'm saying, how many times you threw your piece? Come on, man. Listen, listen, listen, first of all. First though, because he might burn you and give you the package. Yeah, and then you just out there in the world hunting for. I'm going to keep it all way real. By the time, by the time, too, got this dick raw, I hadn't already knew a social. No, no, no, no.

You're a liar. You're a liar. Listen, before two, well, you were just running right here. Throw your piece on the table or we use a rapist. Don't lie. Okay, I knew, I knew. No, no.

No, we're talking of the chicks in the hotels and... He's lying. I never been no nigger that just take a bitch to a hotel and give a raw dick, man. I ain't never threw my dick on the table like that. You need to tell me in your life. You never hit that raw. You knew all this information.

Oh, I always do that space. That's your story you sticking to it. But what about... Let's say he or his Bill Clinton's white line. Let me tell you. What about the time we was a nanny basement? We had Sassy Cassie down. I didn't hit that wrong.

I didn't hit that wrong. He hit sassy cassie, I didn't. I hit that wrong. He was a prostitute, too. You know I ain't fuck her wrong, nigga. This was the classic about him. And I went first. You know what the Joe was?

He always went first. I know this. So he did, so he went first and raw. You know what this Joe? So his thing was... His own was the condom pop. Oh, Joe Pop! I'm in there.

I'm already in school. He had it pre-ripped. He's like, he had it pre-ripped. He threw a little slice in all his condoms. He just taking a raiders with his condoms. If he dies, he dies. I don't need to come out now. First of all,

he just lead to condom in the pussy. He's fucking, ah, came off. Ooh, it was too big. I had a 3X of the old. Only weird medium, man. He got to, he got to spread the bitch legs over, dig all in the put me. It's back there, something. figure if the gun are back there maybe it'll just

catch it like like a wall like a man like a defender you got this much in the bitch we almost got it we got here we man you ain't you ain't no social security number for you crazy and shit so hold you've never wait wait first on

first on first hold on let's do some math let's do some math real quick how old is your oldest kid with two 20 and you been with her only like 20 years right fuck no been with a forever

this thing is you wasn't listen listen listen you wasn't around here throwing your piece I ain't going to say nobody names but you wasn't throwing your piece on the

Shannon Williams no I ain't talking about you I ain't talking about the mother's of your children I'm talking about all of them all them all the party girls Tyra fears of course you know now he's not

no no no no no no no court cases first of all first of all first of all He's trying to get around and just talking about the mother of his children. Yeah, like, he just shoot. What about all that party you have? Like, every time he went wrong, he just shot for 100%. First of all, you know what I mean, you know what I mean bitches me and Spade Party

to government? Because we was, when we went on tour. Why are you incriminating somebody? You snitching. That was a snitchback. Listen, listen. Listen, listen. He don't win his public business out there.

He was on tour. This was years ago. This was 20 plus years ago. We on tour. Do you know what I mean? Do you not mean, do you not mean bitches me and speedy party together me? we ain't never ever

been the type of niggas that's going to fuck some bitches wrong man Why every time I party something with you to kind of pop I'm in there I'm not going to stay there Yeah yours pop

I'm like cause You shouldn't have did that man You're tripping cause Don't worry about this Don't worry about I'm gonna pull out cause I'm shooting blanks I can't handle kids anyway

Don't worry about it Ah First of all let me just tell you something motherfuckers I tell you man anybody that ever partied some yabba dabbers with me and it's a lot of niggas out here that

don't party some yabba dabbers with me I ain't never been no type of nigger first of all I cuss Dutch I cussed Dutch dutch Dutch the fuck out because he was striking bitches on the motherfucking tour of Raw. Yo, why are you telling Norman?

He was. He was striking bitches raw. We were like 11 cities in and then and then what happened was he grinded bump up. He was 11 cities. 11 cities and let me tell you something it was it was a few bitches every city trust me it wasn't just one bitch we had them bitches lined up outside the hotel room like god damn

the welfare line you hear me and he grinded bump up on the tour bus him and bump shared the room he grinded bump up on the tour bus bump was so mad he just bust out sick nigga that's why you fucking all in bitch is raw you ain't had no condoms yet everybody it was like bleak it was like wait no condoms you're like he's like nica he's like nika We don't want through Pittsburgh, Cincinnati, Cleveland, Dayton, Detroit, Milwaukee, my fucking Cincinnati, motherfucker. See it's Cincinnati over. Oh, all right.

Well, you know. And you ain't. Come on, me. You ain't put a helmet on your soldier. So you're saying while those allegations of the health department calling on you was false, he was thinking false allegations. Yeah, they did call. They put his name.

He was putting smuttleing in him. He got Bernie. He was like shit on fire. He was Bernie Sanders or nah? Yes, he was Bernie Sanders. He was Bernie Sanders. He was burning. He was running. He was running for something.

He was running from something. He was running off the park. First of all, first of all, first of all, you was the original Hottie Pippet. Fuck is you talking about. Why you think he was on cash money? He's hot boys. Hot boys.

Hot boys. No, no, no, no, no, no. My time I came around cash money, they wasn't the hot boys. No more that ever had passed. No, you was a hot boy. Hottie Pippet is hilarious. Yeah, he was Hottie Pippen.

Yeah, I mean, back then, back then, I remember when Tino had to take you get the shot in the ass, yeah, to clean you up. And as a matter of fact, then he said he went right back in Roe. He said he went right back in Role afterwards with the same joint at birthday. Absolutely. You already told him yourself. No, but that was- You get your bitch, get your hot sausage. My son just had a hot sausage. Come on, man.

Why you keep telling me? No, don't think that out there. He did. He just had a list. Let me tell you something. Come on, man. Hey, nigger in this room. had a high sausage before.

Nah. You get B Rock. Be Rock. He always never looked at it. Brock minded it is just this. I got to edit it. I'm looking at the camera. I got to edit.

Yo, Brock, these are staring off yonder. Nasty dev. Oh, he got everything. Nah, man. Did Dev and everything. Listen,

how many pieces you think you hit wrong? Listen, I'm not, oh, Angela Yee. What's the, what's the, what's the, what's the gym name? How many pieces? How many pieces? How many ways did you hit raw in your left?

You're not throwing me under this bunch How many fires concrete I believe the fifth and I've never been burnt I'm like motherfucking What's her name Calisi and shit? I ain't never been burnt Man man That's real shit

You was the fireman out here Listen man Fucking little fire man For fire man Yeah that's a classic I was with you Yo yo stop I'm put you

That shit was hot Hey for the records You know he recorded that in Philadelphia, right? Yep. Did Rugg mix that down? No, Rugg recorded it, mixed it down,

everything. All right. I'm just saying, he recorded that song in Philadelphia. What's that? What's that? That's alleged. There's something more to that.

I'm still trying to run in a baby so I get my picture with him. Come on, man. You said, use a professional cock host. Yeah, that's cool. Whatever you're going to say.

That's going to walk right up. That's going to be a legendary picture. I can't wait. That's my fucking. He's going to walk right on. He's going to walk right. He'll be, you know,

Gillie, I told him to put me in his interview. He used to be on some dumpsh. I said, where baby? I just calling him from jail. You put baby on the phone. What the fuck you're calling me for baby before? That's number one stunner.

I got a holl at him. Like, I'm a fan of his music. Stunner to kiss him in his mouth like me. Come on the fuck you went. I'd be stunned him to fuck up. Stunner to kiss you to fuck right in your mouth. That's my homie, but he ain't going to be kissing me. Stunner kiss you right now.

Come here, Wolf. What are you not? Come here, Walt. Come here, Walt. Come on him. He's him and kissed him and piss his ass. Stunner kissed him You want to sign?

He said kiss him In his ass Come on He said Oh, he said Oh, don't tell nobody, baby Come on, Come on, man

You're gonna kiss Stunner for Instagram Pick, Nicker that you're gonna Fuck out of here He's gonna be like this You know, a nigga take pisses

to be front He'll kiss He'd say Stunner told me I'm the new little weed Listen, man That's my boy Stunner man

Come on man He told me I'm the new Wayne Do pick like this Come on me I can't wait I can't wait running the stunner.

I'm like, listen, why you used to sign me? My Seth. He's going to go right that way, Wayne, man, because I'm his son now. Come on, man. Number one, stunner.

We just fucking around. Let me ask you a question. Who would you be? If you could be the best basketball player, the best rapper, name the people. Who would the people be?

Okay, if you could be LeBron James or Who will be considered the best rapper right now, Drake? Drake? Or? Oh, Drake is not the best rap. You mean the biggest rap?

Hold on the biggest rapper. How much money does each person make the money? No, they all make the same amount of money. Oh, that's easy. So if you could be LeBron James, you could be Drake or you could be El Chappo, who you pick him? Nobody's going to pick. Who the fuck going to pick El Chappo? How the fuck you put El Chappo with Drake and LeBron?

Niggas will pick that. Do you know any of these goofy ass niggas got dreams of being a drug lord? Let me just tell you something. Let me just tell you something. The reality of this shit is some niggas want to be a BET special. Yeah.

This is the whole American gangster. On the next. Niggas will get some advance money and buy some brick just to say they bought one finally. Like just the, no, they got them.

That's a nigga, you're out of your fucking mind. Okay, let me just tell you something. Let me just say you something. I'm not, why the fuck would you do that? Okay, let me just say something. Rest and peace of you. juice world I don't know

if it's the truth or not but they had footage of some luggage they opened up I think they said 70 something pounds a week that's crazy so you got on

to fly in private jets with 70 pounds worth a week okay crazy obviously you got some of the dumbest niggas around you possible because one thing's for sure or two things for certain is you always protect the money

I'm not judging I'm just saying never put the money in danger never put the money in danger if you want some dumb shit get the fuck away from your homies just doing some successful things in life not just music sports business whatever they're going stay away from because you never put the money in danger so rest and peace of that young man

that's a piece of juice world you know I don't know what he was going through and I'm just I'm just I'm just mentioning this to all the future artists. I never thought about that, though. To all the future artists that's getting on, you don't get on to fly around with 70 pounds worth a week. That's all I'm saying. Absolutely not.

You think y'all niggas gonna be taking all this shit on private jets like it's sweet and pistoles and all. And the captain ain't going to rat you to fuck out. Yeah, he's not a part of your, He don't know none about that shit. He don't give a fuck about none of that. He's like, uh, it's marijuana and guns on the store. So you think that's making it high for other rappers is not even on that time?

Right. Like on the private jet game? Of course. People got to stop blaming that pilot, too. He got a whole deal. He got a job. That's something different. Just like when the hip-hop police first formed.

That shit made it hot for everybody. Like, for everybody. Yo, the hip-hop police on y'all. What was the reason for them forming? Because I guess, you know, because all the rappers is running around with the burners. Yeah. They all got the guns.

It was like, uh, he rap, okay, he got a gun. You got young, you got young black people making money. And then some of the record labels are started by crime organizations. They're trying to get the big fish, you know what I'm saying? Then at the end of the day, it does be for real. At the end of the day, at the end of the day, the record label put the hip-hop police out there. That shit just made shit look more official. No, no, no, no, niggas ain't selling.

Mm-hmm. Go book the nigger with the burner. Righty more You get some press in the morning You know We get some press in the morning You get some records Coming up out of the

SOB He's such of such head Do you think they really done that? Yes Man absolutely Let me tell you something Let me tell you something You could go

You could go to the record company And say, oh I want to do a song about Killing some animals They'd be like Ah Nigger now You know

Wait wait wait hold on White people get a fuck about that What do you mean? I want to go I want to do a song about this Empowering black people Empowering niggas

We don't want niggas We don't want niggas that you're empowered What are you talking about I got a little Rahim He got this hot ass record about how he shot the block up And he killed niggas It's a market for that Take this million dollar advance

It's definitely a market for that He's going to talk about how he's going to wipe the whole race out In his record It's a fucking market for that It's not a market for killing dears Yeah White people can't fuck about that We don't give fuck about you niggas

Killing each other It's a big market for that Cut the check Cut the check Oh excuse me Stay right there Let me get our accountant Department to bring the check down

Right now $8. Wait, how many niggas did you kill on his album? Count him up Okay Give him a million dollars for each nigga Kill 742 niggas on his album $742 million Give him a deal

The biggest deal of history So at the end of the day, that's how this shit worked, man. That's just, that's a fact. Record labels don't give a fuck about niggas. They give a fuck about money. They throw the hip-hop police right on your goofy ass. They come up. That's part of the marketing scheme.

Wait, this, nigga. He's coming out in three weeks. We don't have any traction. And then he got one of sisters. You know, they keep an assistant. Somebody from the labor that's running around with the artist, how many guns you have on? Make sure he had the guns in the car.

Him and his main man, Joe, Joe. They got the AK right now. Oh, hold a piece right now. You got to say you got to wait. Say you're waiting for what's the name. Keep them there. Yeah, because it's single Draco is going to do numbers after he get caught with the Draco.

Keep them there at the highway stop right now. So you go back and there and get a Big Mac. Hold up. I got to give me another Big Mac. And the fans be like, the fans really be like he was really about it. He had the Draco. They always come run up on a bus and they know where the tour bus is at. They know where all the guns at?

Yo, do you think Lil Wayne went all the way up when he got caught with that whole thing happened? He went to jail. And it went to jail. Yo, hold on. So I'm picking drink because we got off. Yeah, so who you got it? But it just fucked me up that people will pick the drug dealer.

But then I thought about it because, like I said, the athlete, the executive, the regular business man, everybody want to be the rapper. And then it's like the rapper always wanted to be the street nigger. So when they finally get their money, they emulate the lives of the street nigger. But the thing is, they're on a whole other level financially. I mean, but they still be emulating that because growing up sometimes,

you don't, you ain't that. You see that. Like every neighborhood, every ghetto, you see, you grow up and you're like, you know, you see that dude got all the money. Now you're emulating him because you always wanted to be him. You actually see those three things with money. Drug dealers, the niggas that end up playing basketball and niggas that end up rapping. So who would you be? I'm picking drink.

Why? Because I'd rather make music and, hold on, I'm going to tell you why. I'm going to tell you why. Because he said they're making the same amount of money now, right? So they make the same amount of money. Basketball player, let's say, how long is a basketball player's career? How long is their career? I don't know.

LeBron James, 15, 20, depends. You're LeBron James. You can play for 20 years. 20 years, something like that. So when you done playing basketball, you know, like, kids grow up and they don't know nothing about Jordan except his sneaker. But, like, songs will play forever. Never, never.

I'd rather have the songs play forever. I got the same amount of money. I like being creative. That's what I would pick. I ain't no athlete. So I'm wrong with that. No, no. Only reason you say that, like, they know about Michael Jordan is bigger than Drake.

Right. No, no, no. This is what I'm saying. Like Michael Jordan, basketball, they don't, these kids never saw it. his game, nothing. They know his sneaker. That's the main thing they know. But at the end of the day, you can't say that because generations change.

And 15 years from now, niggas ain't going to be listening to Drake. They're going to know who he is, just like the kids of the day. They don't listen to Jay-Z. They know who he is. For the most part, you're right. But they don't, they're not running around. You ain't got no 14-year-old kid in his car. Oh, eights to the O-B.

No, that's true for the most part. Yeah, that's true for the most part. It's the same thing. Well, this is what I'm saying. You're asking what I would rather. I know that people, even my age, will still be listening, right, to my music. They're not just turning on an old Michael Jordan basketball game. Like, I don't know if niggas just do that.

Like, yo, I was just watching old games. They play on TV all the time. But I don't, I never hear about niggas watching old games. So me personally, I'm running with a rapper. That's what I'm right. Me, I'll be LeBron James. I had to be him. You can't be LeBron, though, though.

Why? because you're garbage like your fucking game is horrible so he's so trash he can't even pick it who would you be you got to be El Chapo you did 20 years he locked up you was locked up you got to be old chap He didn't escape from jail

I didn't escape another I stayed in dumb of time You did but still He couldn't call no shots or nothing In there okay okay hold on wait He was a He was a D-less rapper He was a D-less rapper He was a D-less rapper so he could be

drink, right? He, basketball skill, oh, my goodness. I heard he's not, I heard you ain't that much better than him in basketball. He, please. He connects, he connects the most with, with L. You connect the most with LL. L. L. L. Chappo.

So you and Jail Siggott, I need love. No, he's in jail singer, I need drugs. Dung, down, damn, damn. Sometimes I'm alone in my room, sometimes I sit at the wall And in the back of my mind I need my plug

Call No no no In the black of my mind I need my plug Yeah you hear my Connect call Boom boom boom Yeah that's crazy

See this Now this is the sad part Somebody's going to watch this show And they're going to make this One of these motherfucking kids nigger With their auto tune all the way up I need drugs

I need drugs That's crazy man Yeah I wouldn't be surprised Somebody already made that at the wall And I just look at my phone Wait for the plug to call I need drugs Somebody had to make that

That's crazy Boom Boom Hey So I'm being LeBron Just because I'm Basketball is my first love Before Tudy

Before my kids Before anything Basketball was my first love He went to He went to Azelis college Fuck is he's at home He told me he was hit on my game Who's college

The Z list What Zee? He went to one of them Joe's a show on TV with Little Romeo and shit He said you can get an education He went to Everett Everett

Everett The John I'll be doing commercials for Hey you want to go to college Why you don't want to go to college You should get off your ass right now This is the type of college To give you a scholarship

All you need is $1. Hold on. So he was playing ball for an online college He played ball for online college Nobody was at the game for him Nick who's playing 2K He'd be respectful

Because one thing One thing about the online college What they do is They remix college names It'd be like listen It'd be, it'd be Penn State It'd be listen It'd be Penn University State

So you're thinking That's a big college That's a big ass college You know they're at Penn University State And it's such thing He told me y'all why I play for Penn University State And he's like damn he played for Penn State He's a beast that boy

Yeah, Gil was a, no, you went to nobody, listen, the college you went to, it was one, listen, it was one suite in a, the college was a suite in a P.O. Box office. It was a P.O. Box number. It was a sweet. It was a P.O. Box number, nobody even knew about the shit. It was just a P.O. Box number, the college he played for. Yeah, I played college. Nobody never seen you play. That's cool. I ain't, listen, man, ain't nobody trying to hear that, man. The Z league. And nobody's trying to hear that shit Listen, first of all They wouldn't even let you play in the yard Nigger

They were crazy I was a legend They wouldn't let him play in the yard And no I didn't front I see somebody get sock One day That's when I retired

I think I said I said okay I'll follow my papers I'll get my retirement benefits I said I want to cook now I'm changing I'm changing I see

Oh you can change sports Because he went from Basketball to Box I'm going for basketball to cooking I'm out of his Fuck that. The ditty did a nice clean layer across the border. I said, oh, yeah, this ain't you, my, George.

I mean, shit, Chris. This kid to me, I ain't played them. Nick, socked you, you ran to the kid. Nigger socked the nigga, you ran to the kitchen, huh? Hey, they said, I need some game, OG. My children's father seems to think when I asked him to buy things for his children. and he takes too long that if I buy it

he no longer has the obligation to give me the money he thinks because they have it already he's in the clear what the fuck is up with this new generation this happens way more frequently

than not so I'm a little pissed what you think OJ but I think is he's never going to buy nothing because you always going to buy it fuck you it ain't like he definitely

That's the type. That's his mindset. You can't. One thing about it, no, nothing that he's going to, nothing that he's going, it ain't got nothing to do with dude. It ain't got nothing to do with dude. It's got something to do with you. The shit that you keep going for. Right. That's not who he is. Like, a lot of these women, they get with dudes and be like, oh, damn, you're not changing nobody. People are in their way because there's always another chick that's going to accept whatever he got going on.

There's too many women out here, dude. So she's like, man, she's going to keep buying it. What the fuck I got to worry about? Shoot, you keep buying it. So it don't even matter. I think she, right, accountability. Yeah. She don't make the nigger be accountable.

You know what I'm saying? That's, that's one of the, a major key, man. Making your partner be accountable. You feel what I'm saying? So, and I can't reiterate on this enough. Women, you've got to be accountable for yourself for picking bad niggers. Like, okay, let's get into a, another question. How many

how many women I mean, how many niggas, bad niggas is a woman allowed to pick before she's considered the problem, right? Right. Like how many, how many goofballs do you give a woman

to pick? How many bum-ass niggas do you give a woman to pick? Like, you some out there and they have kids with it. If I see two, I'm like, yo, you, yeah, that's it. How many niggas? Like, because you got, You got, you got some, some women out here. They, damn, 15. That's how they, they go about through 15?

No, I'm telling them about, no, no, I'm talking about from our standpoint. How many diggers? That's what you're saying 15. I'm like, from our standpoint, how many niggas, how many goofy niggas do she got to deal with for you to look at her and be like, uh, bitch, they're not just a goofball. you're the goofball, too. Like, you to GB2. That's a movie, GB2.

C2. Yeah, I mean, CB2, not C-B-4, G-B-2. But no, you know what? You know what's crazy about that? Like, the reality is they go through so many. See, it's different for men. Like, if we were singing, we go out there and hollered a bunch of different,

10 different women, and they're going to be able to form to whatever we got going on. It's more easier for men than it is for women because you've got so many so many dudes out here that's just dead smack, people that's dead smacking away that ain't trying to do nothing. Like I said before,

like you got a bunch of scared street niggas out here. Like what I'm saying is, how you're a street nigger, you're not paying no bills. You're not buying the kids, no sneakers. You're just, you're a part of the street game and I'm not codone in the street game,

but you're already in it. And you're saying you're not getting out of it. You're a real nigga. What I'm saying or what anybody got to say to you, you're not trying to hear, But you're a street nigger, but where I'm from and where I grew up, street niggas paid bills. They paid tuitions. They bought houses.

They bought cars. They started businesses. The street niggas I know, the news I look up to that was O.Gs around us. But number one, they paid fucking bills. Like, they wasn't posting up in a, they wasn't posting up in a chick crib like it's a prison cell and it's free. Getting three hives in the cot. Right. So my whole thing is like, you got all these scared streetmen.

niggas out here like you're in the streets and you're not making no money some of these niggas ain't even good at being street niggas that's what it is you're not even good at that nigga you don't make no money you don't know how to make no fucking money and you just in the streets posting up waiting to catch a case or waiting to wait in the kill somebody waiting to catch a case waiting to fuck somebody life up waiting to fuck somebody property value up or they neighborhood and you're just a street nigga though because you want to be classified as a street nigga and you think being anything else out of a street nigga you're a nut no you are a fucking nut because you're not making no money and you're not doing nothing

and on the flip side there's niggas that pick multiple bum-ass baby moms too you'd be like yo let's go let's get to that let's get to that but one second but hold on so you saying that if you were street nigger and you ain't

making no money you're another ass nigga yeah why are you in the streets what is you out there for like you think about it you got people that's just out there no bullshit they decorating the scenery they decorating the hood they're making the look like a hood and it's like yo dog like y'all 10 niggas need don't even need it if y'all stop posting up on his corner your the property value might be but you're all fucking the whole

neighborhood up and y'all just literally out here dudes literally be posting up out there waiting to go to jail waiting for somebody coming killed sitting ducks sitting ducks because it don't make no sense because like the street game was for dudes to make illegal hustle wherever you was hustling right and let me get some of it selling drugs and hustling is two different things being a hustler and a drug dealer is two different things drugs sell itself hustlers hustle shit to you hustler shit to you that you wasn't looking to buy. That's what a hustler do. A hustler go and find things and say,

I'm going to make people buy this shit. A drug dealer is somebody to say, let me tell you something. If you look from the 80s to now, a drug, wherever it was crack, wherever it was weed, wherever it was hand around, whatever it was, Def,

you think about this, Def. When the hand round was selling, when old head Mike in the 80s was selling it, and it's selling now, that little Dave is selling it. But the handround is selling it. They're not selling it

because there are people coming to you. you. And we living in the world where it's dope people shit off the phones and people call you. I mean, even in back in the day, you had to, like, it'll be like 15 niggas on one block on Germantown and Allegheny. And the car pulled up, they jumping over the car. It was crazier then. But even now, but like, drug going to sell itself. You can put drug in the door and just have a robot there. People going to come buy drugs. But no, like, for me to make you buy a shirt with my movement on it, that's hustling. That's being able to hustle. And I'm not talking about hustling people where it's though you're trying to get them to do like you're trying to spin them no i'm

talking about being able to grind like we don't the street lack hustlers the street lack grounders and we living in the town where it's though it's just thorough as a token to honor the people and it's a bad to honor to say i'm a street nigger but you don't get no money right so you shouldn't tell them why you're because because in life you got two types of people you got the strivers shout out to the working niggas out there too i can't shout out to y'all You got the strivers and you got the survivors. Some motherfuckers want to strive to be great. Some motherfuckers is not going to sit around and just, okay, cool.

I work at this job. I make this much money. I just want to do this for the rest of my life. That's just, no, no, no, I want to take some of this money. I want to do, I want to, some people be content with that. Even from, even with motherfuckers that get money to motherfuckers from the lower level. See, but then we're hustling, most of the niggas that hustle is survivors. That's it.

You got one nigger who's two niggas that's really making some money. Then you got some niggas right under them that's AI. And then you got these niggas. Hogi and weed money. These niggas is, these niggas at the bottom right here. these niggas right here at the bottom these is the goofballs right here you know why because they ain't going to never strive

from where they at because they only get I can't get them niggas too much get them niggas this let them work that off and get back get them niggas this and all they want to do is survive that's their mentality I just want to survive through the day I want to get my weed money if I like to pop perks if I like to get a little drink

I got a good food If I want to take my bitch out They just want to survive Every day is about surviving Then you got the nigga at the top He's trying to strive He's the nigga that actually Is a businessman

He's a hustler He's the hustler He'd get on the plane He'd go out to Cali He'd meet niggers And he hustling he hustling humans He hustling anybody up under Right

He hustling them niggas Right You feel what I'm saying He's actually some money so so you go so he actually is living in the better places he he got a door man at his condo he so that's the cycle of this shit you feel what i'm saying you very rarely do you have a motherfucker at the bottom that's like i'm a hustler a day i'm a stack my money and then fuck that i'm gonna go back at him and i'm i'm a when i go back at him i'm gonna have my money

right and i'm gonna no fuck that stuff you can't give me nothing my nigga i got my money right I want to, fuck that, I want a whole thing, whatever it is. At the bottom, they're just trying to survive, man. At the bottom, they go to jail the fastest. So they make the less money, easiest to grab up, easiest to grab up. And they, they're right there in the line of fire, right there on the block, right there in the line of fire a day. This nigga, he ain't never in the line of fire. He comes through however many times he dropped his shit off, haul ass away from that block.

So there's always the niggas at the bottom They get it the worst That's just the reality And that's the most people They're at the bottom Right The majority is at the bottom Right

Because when you drive pies the block The dudes is there They most lot of them be at the bottom The people that's really You never see them Right Never see them And then if you do see them

It's just because he a dickhead And he just want to be out there To remind all of them niggas They're at the bottom Mm-hmm He gets all the fame When he out to eat a man And so he feel like a rapper, just in this small, low-ass neighborhood that he's from because he's the true hustler, the one who could think, because really what he's doing in the streets, he could be doing somewhere else.

He just trues to do it in the streets. You feel what I'm saying? He could open up a cleaning, but he could do whatever he wanted doing life. Because if you got the intuition to be able to fly, meet some people, bust it up, get a shitload of drugs in, be good with the numbers. You could do anything in life. It's just thinking small-minded in that regard. Absolutely. So at the end of the day, it's like,

some motherfuckers are striving and some motherfuckers that survive. And I've always been a nigga that my mindset was to strive. I'm not just, I'm not trying to settle for less because I want to have a legacy when I leave planet Earth. I want to, when I pass, I want niggas to be sitting around talking about a nigger, not just talking about the bad shit, shit that I didn't remember when the nigga jumped out

and the nigga had the nigga who that no uh-uh fuck all that that nigga was giving cars away the families and need that nigga was that nigga was dropping that game on the youth that nigga I liked that nigga music that was playing my hairlocks that nigga had

that nigga had movies out that nigga you feel what I'm saying so we got God give us all opportunity to be great some motherfuckers don't want to be great some niggas ain't got it in them to be great And they don't see greatness in their self So they hate to see it in somebody else

So do you think that it's possible That that woman don't see greatness in herself And that's why she keeps on picking niggas that don't have that Absolutely When you feel good about yourself When you know your value When you know where you're worth You just ain't dealing with certain shit

Right You ain't dev, you ain't going to deal with a certain woman You ain't going to deal with a certain stuff You ain't going to live in a certain You know your house got to be a certain way It's a lot of shit that you're not going to deal with Right See for me I can't deal with a woman

who thinks she a nigger. That's just not my... What? I'm sitting here. We're going back and forth for you talking to me like... Like, you're about to knock me to fuck out. It was one time I heard Gina talking to him. What she said to him?

Oh, no, it ain't talking about the finger pop to join the joint. But see, she ain't saying nothing about no finger pop. What she said, hello? When she told him, you're acting like a real bitch right now. I said, oh, shit. She said that's just, whoa. You're acting like a bitch. He went crazy.

He lost his. What? This is, we just walking out the door. He lost his mind. There's a difference between a motherfucker saying you acting like a bitch and you're a real bitch right now. It was crazy. He stopped at Devilback. Who the fuck you talking to?

You ever wanted to fight, Reg where he's like, I can't beat you up. I'll bring Rich over here. I'm a fight. No, because that's what I'm going to be like, tell your brother to come over. Uh-huh. He'd be freaky, boy, too. Tell your brother, come over here right now. I'm rushing him down to the ground.

You see how he had to turn to him? No, that's the-you-talking to, nigger. Snicker, come on, man. I guess I got your brother in your sister. You're lucky. You're lucky. You're not in jail with me, nigga. You know, you know, Russell a nigga down.

When they argue, all he got is his crown fighters on it, the dead-to-d-d-d-d-d-and-you-you- know. They'll be like, oh, you're-brother on his way. No, no, no. You can sit on the couch like this. You can sit on the couch looking like dusty Roads. Listen, he won't even see, listen. I got to put a picture of Dusty Roads up so y'all, you know who he is.

Because he don't even. You fuck her with my sister. Deb like this. Deb like this. No, Dave got the, what's the name? Double Apple Grip. He's gotten hot. Ain't no such thing as that.

No, he's got a double apple grip. Pickle, dig him on. Hey, go, Dave. Hey, go, Dave. Hey, go, Dave, Dave, grab him up. Dev tell me, Dave tell him. Hey, yo, come on, man. Choke out.

Choke out. Choke out. Choke out. Listen, Dave, listen. Yo, what the Duke. Dude, dude, come to the door, Dev, like this. He's praying the baby, oh, Lord. He's marked the line past that line.

He got the baby all over. Let's get it. He throw him in the bottle. Come on. He's like, oh, I'm cool. He's like, he tells us, keep me out of your shit. Don't call me over here, no way. Slam him, go, get the fuck out.

I'll say, yo. He put the baby on, so, come on, you ready? Why he put baby on here? So, so you can't grip it, motherfucker, too much. No, the thing is, no, the thing is, niggas been caught doing shit like that in York, like they'll grease their legs so people can't get leg locked? Wait, was that some type of jail tactic?

No, no, no, no. A nigga throw baby on, so you can't get a good grip on it? No, no, no, no, they was doing it for different reasons. They were doing it for different reasons. Let me tell by the eight times. No, they were wearing that so that the jumpers came off. You're saying the jumper just slide right off of you. No, listen, a lot of times with dude was in the hole, like, say, a guard want to do a cell distraction.

When they're coming in there with the shills on there, dudes are just spray baby oil on the floor. So when the guards try to come in there, they got to, they slip and fall. But nobody was doing that. Well, they was on some cartoon shit. That shit damn was doing. These things are on some Tom and Jerry shit with them up with the guards. Loose in there. They come in Losell, your old.

Many Mike said he wants to have the shit out of the day when he see you. He did what? He did watch yourself. You know, Mike grabbed you first. Then he grabbed you? Mini Mike. Mini Mike. He stripped down.

Niggins tripped down to his boxing. Nigger like, when he grabbed me, he ain't gripping me up. And that's how I feed me these little niggins. You don't get to jail right. You were here about somebody from back in the day. Boy, was a killer around the neighborhood. You'll get back in the day. You never seen no pussy.

You'd be like. that's that's killer dave that's monster dave you're like that's a dude and he up in there you see him with a big ass with a big ass with a big ass boyfriend motherfucker six one bitch shit down you're like oh my god this jail is real i'm never saying that nobody's small in jail knife is half his height huh he's bigger than him he got to he walked with his knife like a cane

yeah let's get into stories from this hell Stories from the cell. This story from the cell is brought to you by, have you had any good hair lately? I know I have. I'm going to get some more, too. Don't be ashamed in the game, but me and Gil got appointments set up from here

all the way to Lifestop. Don't even worry about. No, it's straight up special occasions, but I'm trying to do like birthdays, holidays, stuff like that, Valentine's day, you know, shit like that. But I will say this,

this story from the cell is, once again, brought to you by everything divaglam.com. Now, listen, this story from the cell is interesting. he's going to laugh at me because he remember this. Gil come up to see me at a picnic. They had picnics in jail.

Don't say nothing. Shut up. Let me finish it off. They got picnics in jail. Like different organizations got picnics, lifers, Latinos. So he come out thinking it was the lifers picnic. I paid to get, or JCs, I paid to get on there. So you go out there, it's a big-ass yard.

So you go into one of the sides of the yards of the prison, your family coming and all this stuff. So everybody wanted to, you know, he come up, all the type of dudes said, oh, Gil, he's hollering him. I'm like, damn, I got to holl at him. about some shit. You know what I'm saying? Because he walking around hollied everybody, dudes want to kick, yeah, what's up, nigga? Dudes ain't seen in a thousand years.

He comes to jail. He's like, yo, he keeps coming back to me, like, the two niggas I was just talking to, I thought they got killed like in 90-something. They still lie the niggas be disappearing and they'd be in jail. You think they dead. He said, I thought them niggas was dead.

I thought I went to one of them niggins. No, you didn't go to one. So finally, the whole time, when he came up, he brought his girl up here to see me. So we're kicking it. So by the time he finished walking all around because I was sitting there kicking it before a minute. Yeah, this last third.

She's like, yeah, wow, you bring me up. So I'm like, all right, cool. This is we kicking it. Boom, boom, boom, eating a plate, eating a couple plates and shit. I'm getting some knocking a couple plates off. So when I finally get to talk to him, there's about like 20 minutes left in the joint.

Because he, you know, I said, go ahead, cuss. We all, we talk on the phone, whatever, figure it out. He, so I get over there. He said, damn, anything cool, man. Did you think? I'm like, yeah, anything cool. What's going on? This goofy motherfucker,

brung a chick up there for me with a dress on with no panties and nothing. on and he didn't tell me that until 20 minutes left and fucking in a visit I'm like why the fuck you just he said nigga you what the fuck

what you think's your hair for because this is a picnic where everybody they be getting it in the picnic that you know that's where you can fuck you know this is where the guard turned their head

dude slout over there act like they're taking a picture slide to dress up oh the guards be looking out like that huh the guards look roll

yeah Well, that's the case, I guess. So, listen, a lot of babies get made in prison from visits. But I'm like, so now I'm like, now it got thinned out because a lot of people who left early because people were trying to lead early to the, you know, whatever. I'm like, why the fuck you just telling me? You went around and shook there a thousand niggas hands

like you want to be in jail. Damn, my bro, took a thousand pictures. I'm like, that's when I realized he might have a little spiciness in him because he was posting up in too many pictures, giving out too many hugs in a prison yard. On a visit, I'm like, yo, this niggis gay is going to love. I mean, that's his thing. No disrespect to gay people, but he's just trying to act like he's not undercover brother.

So I'm like, why the fuck you tell me at the end? So I'm mad at shit. So I go over there and put my mask on. I'm trying to figure it out. Like, if we get the junk, but like, all this. Listen, you got dudes that usually come to the picnic. They didn't have nobody coming. All they did was stemmed.

Like for the dick, it's like, because the guard shifts change. So they might stand over there and talk to the guard. Yo, ski, you need a plate. So they shill in the guard. Okay, got you. You told us about stemming before. But a lot of the boys left. So I'm like, so I'm like.

So I'm like, damn, so I'm just filling it up now and all that. Filling it up. Oh, yeah, you're ready. You were lucky. You ain't get this thing. This pipe. I ought to kill you, girl. This now third.

She's like, she's just laughing like, nigga. I know she's probably saying that stuff. Niggie, you're supposed to have done that. That's what I'm here for. But this loser don't tell me that he's bringing the chicken. First of all, you don't, first of all, I place a bitch in your hands and walk off. Go ahead. Everybody, kill it.

He didn't say nothing. I am supposed to say something. She's sitting there talking. Hey, hey, she did a. nicest motherfucker in the world. He learned about his big cuss. What the fuck is my cuss? No, I ain't worried about him.

I'm talking to. She, like, he looked over, she got a titty out. He like this. Hey, bitch, put the bitch, put the bitch, put the cat. The way, fuck is my cuss, don't know, hollet. So, as you worried that he, because you tried to just accuse him of being gay, was you worried that he was taking pictures of the dickens that you like. No, he like, what's the, what's the, because you got a, you got to join with you.

He like this, damn like this. He does set you up. He like this. He like, Ricky Minaj, trying to take a person. picture with Bill. Exactly. What was it? He like I knew Guil and Tegan.

I knew Gillian Ticking. I knew Gill ain't taking pictures with Kevin Estallion. With Hiana. Kevin. Kevin Estalli. Oh, shit. That was one of his cellie's name, Kevin Estalia. No, he wasn't.

He was way before Megan. No, the fucking. Craig. Craig the Stallion. They said a thing was Kevin. That's crazy. This thing is crazy.

I just called all that. I'm like, his first seller was Kevin Nostalian. That's crazy. Megan brothers. I was mad. I left. I called in there.

I said, yo, why the fuck? And as soon as we got in the car, she was like, I think your cousin is pee-p. I was like, what? She was like, I was rubbing him up the whole time

that joint ain't worked. What? Pee-P. Paralyzed penis. Oh, man. She's like, I rubbed him up. That motherfucker ain't do a jump or nothing. That motherfucker just laid.

I said, yeah. He ain't have his sleeve on. I'm probably, I'm quite, you know. He has his prison sleeve. Yeah, that's the prison-made sleeves. Hey, listen, man, I'm going to tell you, it's a real shit, man. It's like, at the end of the day, it's like, yo, I'm probably happy because he probably had the baby, Bob.

She ain't no kids and nothing. Yo, she's nice peoples, man. She's seen the picture of you. She was, I said, oh, man, I'm cool. I'm cool, though. I'd rather go back to myself and jerk off. I don't want no pussy. That was crazy, man.

Take me to myself. You cuss me out because I dare. You bring a bitch up here to give me some pussy. Fucking's wrong with you. Don't ever do that shit ever again. All right, my fault, cousin. I ain't tried. I try to get your dick off the shelf.

You want your dick on a prison shelf. All right. Cool. Hey, listen, Matt. This is me. and I was working game we appreciate y'all we love y'all tuning in each and every week we love y'all we should we should come up with some shit like how russell used to do with death jam everybody used to always ended all right everybody good night good night god bless you love you sugar

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