Million Dollaz Worth Of Game - MICHAEL BLACKSON: MILLION DOLLAZ WORTH OF GAME EPISODE 228

Episode Date: July 9, 2023

We are joined by none other than the comedy sensation himself, Michael Blackson. Buckle up and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt as Michael Blackson unleashes his signature wit and humor on the show. From his unique upbringing in Ghana to his rise to fame in the comedy world, Michael shares his journey with candid anecdotes and side-splitting stories. Michael Blackson's larger-than-life personality shines through as he fearlessly tackles everything from relationships and fame to cultural differences and his thoughts on the ever-evolving landscape of comedy. Whether you're a longtime fan or new to the comedy scene, this episode promises to be a fun experience that will leave you craving more of Michael Blackson's comedic brilliance.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/mworthofgame

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He took me to this party. I go to this party with him, being L.A., Gil said, man, I got to chill. Gil had to do so. I said, I'm going to go, fuck with Mike, man, we're going to go to this party. So we drove up this road, like, not too far from the Hollywood sign. We drive up in there, he's like, wow, it just played cool. I'm like, I don't know what are you talking about. I don't know what you're talking about.

No, you know this, do you remember this time? So we go inside this, it was a big-ass mansion. I'm talking about it. It was all these classic cars out there, right? Now, when we walk in here, it's crazy because they got like maids. They got this stuff on the trade. They got maids. And it was just all this stuff on these trades.

It was like, I thought it was like somebody had like an old person medication or something. And he was like, oh, wow. I'm like, I don't do nothing. Then they had the drinks already set up. And then we went into this back room. He said, man, he said, I want to introduce you to some people. I said, all, cool, man. I'm like, where's the music at, though?

There wasn't no music. I'm thinking it was like a real party. I said, a new summer, because there was a lot of old cars in the, in the, in the driveway. Yeah, in the driveway. So I go in there and it's just all these dudes standing around in suits. And when we come in there, he's like, go ahead, man, just go in there. I'll be right back. I see, you can be right back.

What the fuck are you? All these guys, he turned around. It was a bunch of older guys. I was like, the fuck is going on. He said, man, no, man, this is your turn, man. I went through it, too. I said, you went through it, too. What the fucking's going on?

Whatever, nigga. You try to deliver me to the next level. I'm telling you, this is the shit that happened in Hollywood. You got friends. You got friends in Hollywood. I was like. I was wondering where the fuck he was going on with this. Is that what happened in prison, man?

Y'all just make up stories? No, man. He took me up like, damn. I said, bye. A nigga took you to the next level. He said, stop bitching, man. Stop that. That's your shit.

I should have kept you in Philly. I'm like, damn, man. Oh, fuck it took him to the next level. It's a damn lie. I know. You know, I try to call Luminati if that nigger is this. And somebody took me to see him. man, this nigger

talking about he got to kill somebody I'm like a nigga killed Trump motherfucker he's not my daddy he's like no he doesn't mean

nothing to you motherfucker guy because he got killed somebody that really mean something I try to sell you this day then now

see he said came out I knew someone he was up he was like oh go ahead man go ahead I said

do it I said do what man I don't know what's going on I ran the fuck out of that he ran down he tried to get you

bumped off huh he tried to get something else he tried to get me a nigga I know you know that's

what you did man But how is Hollywood between you, you know, you grew up in Southwest, in the Salvation Army? You know, you ain't, you know, you ain't have a lot of shit going on. I didn't. I mean, I grew up with nothing, man. My first stomping ground was Newark, New Jersey, man, Brick City. So you came from Africa to Newark?

Newark, that's your first place. So, okay, so let me just say something. Talk to me. You are not from Philly. Oh, Tom, my, motherfucker, I know you landed in Newark, motherfucker. First of all, it ain't no flight from motherfucking Africa to Philly. First of all, you got to land somewhere else. That's the international airport.

Yeah, but they ain't no, it ain't no, they got an Ethiopian airline that fly directly to Newark, New Jersey. They got flights straight to JFK. They got flight to D.C. Dollars. It ain't no flight coming from Africa to P.H.L. So you got to stop somewhere first. Unfortunately, my stop was a two-year stop.

You know, life didn't. Wait, hold on. So you was in Newark for two years? Like, you ain't like land in Newark. You come to Philly? I land in America. You do you fucking from Jersey. No,

Nick. You fuck from Jersey. Philly. All right. But you black motherfuck from Jersey, motherfucker. Newark Moodivuga.

He went to Southwest. What happened? Like, this is how we go. If you from another country, Mm-hmm. The first place you land from you land and you touch down

and you reside there, that's where you're from. You resided in Newark for two fucking years. Yes. And you're talking about, first of all, if y'all listen right now

watching, we are in Jersey right now. Tell them that shit, Because we had to get away from niggas. Well, I had to get from niggas too, my fucker. Then I came back to the niggas, okay? Now, the Philly is, this is my life started. I got to Philly.

Newark was so rough that by the time I got to Philly, Philly was like paradise, believe it or not? Damn. Yes, man. In 89, 1990, 91, 92, Philly was a lot better than New York, New Jersey, believe or not. You look at me like, nigga, you couldn't get a job in Newark. Niggas worked at McDonald's was doing.

went good. It was hard to get a job Big Danda. I got to Philly, your niggas was so lazy every job was available.

Damn. That's what happened. I got the Philly. My first place I went for a job South Street, Domino's Pisa. Nigger had me

right where I was 15 years old. Got a job answering the phones, taking orders. Then I started delivering on the bike, you know, because I had no license.

So I started delivering pieces on the bike. A couple of times I got smacked around and fucking 13, like 12th and Washington Avenue. Oh, the projects, right by the project.

I didn't know that. I didn't know that. Man, my bikes on my came out of nowhere sucker punch luckily me I was tough

enough to steal on the bike and I kept going I said that's as hard as you could hit niggas I said try it

motherfucker I could speed in my ass oh you know why they line him up all of the pizzas all that shit he pull up

he like the headress now here but he said that he dropped the pizza he had the pizza he had the pizza

keep going all that for extra large pepperoni man fuck you fuck you you said you just said

they didn't want to work they ain't money paid for the pizza. You just was the fucked up

pizza boy and nothing with the pizza back then when you order your pizza you didn't get in 30 minutes

it was free yeah so niggas order pizzas don't answer the door to 31 minutes niggas

like you did that shit yeah I did some shit like that you did you was arguing

with nigg always arguing nigga I was here my nigga I was here my nigga I was I'm not nigga

we just saw you please give me my money please you know that's when you get with the

African accent yeah whenever I'm angry African accent come out.

Give me my money, motherfucker. Because niggas always, people fear something that's different, but I want a nigga put voodoo on me. Give me my money,

motherfucker. They see that my ass open, get this niggas money for you pay. Let me ask you question. So did you ever try to pull that joint off

and it didn't work? And somebody's too. Give me my money, motherfucker. Fuck you, nigger. Pull a gun out. Kill the shit out

out of you. Anybody pull a gun out on you? You know what? Nah, I never, never talk. To be raised in Southwest Philly,

I've never seen nothing bad. Because I stay out of the way I'm like you I stay out of the way But you were you was in jail That's why you stood out of the way I stay out of the way

Because I went to Barchum High I would go to school After school Barchum High was popping They had all the girls in there man Barchum had some girls All them girls are now crackiness How you know you never went to Barcham?

I went up there before I had to go there Look at never school We had all the let outs and shit No you being people You get in the lunch room You'd be down there chilling Dumbass nigga

He had a skate right He had them up on lunch room At the school We don't go to Yeah, the bitches What school did you go to? He didn't go to school I didn't go to school

I didn't go to school I come home and be on a run somewhere I never go I'm a GED in prison Go ahead No, I stay out of the way I go to school

You got a GED in prison Tell them that shit Don't count Right Telling me that shit Oh bad though You're doing good for yourself right now right

No but fuck all that We ain't talk about What he's doing now Tell him that shit Don't count I'm saying But did you Y'all in the classes

And all that Like regular Yeah we went to classes Man They had a prison a teaching them, niggas. No, they did. They had a real teacher.

We had a teacher from the streets, man. We had a teacher. What do you think? Do you think he count? I don't know, man. Like, prime example. He tried to say he is chef because he got to call him. I read the arts degree in prison.

Shout out to Steve Daly. That was my, uh... That was my, uh... Nobody not. He was a chef in the Navy, South Philly. So if you go to get a job at a restaurant and he's like, oh, put your prior job down. You're going to put all your jobs.

You're like Dallas, the Dallas Penitension. That's a resume, bro. It's called the resume. Any work history is work history. Whether you worked in jail or you worked in the streets is all the same shit. Do you believe that shit? What? Work history.

I mean, you have no choice but to work. It's not like you have much options. Yeah. So I worked. I want to know who the fuck was a teacher in prison. Was it real teachers? No, no, now listen. The guy that trait me in the colony or a colony teacher was Steve Dely.

He was a chef in the Navy. He from South Philly. He's a legend. He taught me all my skills. That's why I like me. Right now, I'm like a master's. You know what I mean Streak out of here

What can you cook Like everything I cook a little bit Anything like you know If you weren't on parole I tell you can cook For real But he's gonna roll

I cook some ice Oxtail What else Sausage Ground beef Cucumbes Everything that sound Like a dick

It sounds like Oxtel Sound like Every Oxel sausage Hot dogs Kabashi All the lone shit

That's when you're Cook in prison Right Oh my god Sprague crazy Crazy man How's Hollywood treating you, man? You know what?

I live there, but I'm not Hollywood. Meaning I'm not, I'm, I'm, plus Hollywood is not like it was. Hollywood's not the same anymore. Nobody can't fuck by Hollywood anymore. You don't need it. You don't need anymore. You could live anywhere now. And I think I've exhausted my time there.

What are you moving to? I haven't decided yet. Maybe Miami, maybe Texas. I don't know. I knew you was it. First of all, first of all, if we, first of all, anytime it comes down to moving, that's not the, the man. decision so this is woman decision this is woman's decision her decision that's true that is true uh you know but

as long as it's a place you know because i'm stand-up comedy is my first thing so i want to be really sensual somewhere i could catch a flight easy to yeah you know what i'm saying texas miami is cool my i like the weather i mean i mean cali support me with the nicer weather you know it's not all that nice sometimes gets a little chilly sometimes but like nothing like a tropical of weather. I'm African. My blood is still I'm warm-blooded. I hate anything cold. I don't know how I was right. Once you live in Philadelphia, you can live

anywhere. You know, this place taught me everything. Thought me the streets and taught me how to deal with any kind of weather. You know, but then I know you're getting older and you're making money. You want to enjoy your money. You want to live comfortably and don't have to work by nothing. So, Miami is on the list. Texas is second on the list.

You know, I think I've, Hollywood, I've got everything out of Hollywood. Nobody go to Hollywood anymore to make it. You could make it from anywhere. And I was, with social media, everything that you got, you could make it anywhere. But you got, after you got jumped in, it was like, sh. One time you got locked up with Kev, didn't you? Oh, yeah, man. It was me, Kev, Trey.

Buck Wild, right? Me too. You know Buck? Yeah. Anybody know Buck Wild. Whenever, whatever Buck say to you just don't believe it. Nothing. This nigga, I don't think it's real mother is his real mother.

That's how much a nigga lies. This nigga had me on a payment plan on a fake row leave for like six months. though he did you paid for that shit wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait and this is why i know he not lying because buck was the king of fake jewelry fake jewelry fake money wait how are you african and he hit you with the fake shit when all the africans is the ones that sell a fake shit i know i wasn't i wasn't you know i wasn't hanging out with them african oh you can't look he ain't

shit Yo, why don't you come there and hollet these niggas And let him know how you out here And you love him Uh, fuck all that I don't know them niggas We on the show right now Talking about you

Mike talking about When you gave him a fake Roli For Lairway He put he had six months He had to put a Uh He paid you for six months for Roli Yo

Mike is the first person That put me on a comedy show Was Mike Blackson and Friends He gave me $50 So I went to New York To Canal Street Got a $200 dollar watch And put that nigger on a $75

A week payment You know, you hate shit. He told me that too. Huh? Buck is the fakers. He told me. Man, nigga, Atakashi 69 his ass right in front of the police.

And the heart told him on me, insurray told on me. All them niggas told me. That's how they got out of jail. It wasn't a real. It wasn't a holding cell for a few hours, nigger. We will never got to do you know what I,

that we miss. We missed a show in New York I almost missed my audition for next Friday Fuck when this nigga Wow what happened We're on our way to New York to do a show We all decided to pull up at 11th and Vine At that old club with my winners

From back and the next We all park our car winners We decided to get in this nigga's car Because he had the new A newer maximum Less miles We figured out we ain't gonna need to get no oil change In the middle of this trip

We all hop in this nigga's car Why the fuck we chose this nigga's car All right so at that time I think this nigga had a license plate that belonged to somebody else car but you know what happened back in the day this is what happened back in the day you got a lot of tickets in your car

what you do you report is stolen right so you don't get your shit told so somebody must have reported that plate stolen and gave him their plate so now if the police read that plate it's their stolen property so they're not sure what

what it's all about that's what happens so we in the nigga car why he chooses an African nigga to drive why you let him drive because Buck knew that shit had a stolen plate on there

exactly Buck like man Mike I'm tire you know what I mean I'm like you and we just started he's like Mike I'm tired man I'm not feeling well wait wait how long ago was this dog 1999 Mike was still square

Mike was still square he was like oh that drive him he just got his license too he told us how he was riding bikes and 17 he had his license 19 he just got a license probably never Philly 5 just got a car

his ship buck shit was better than his he was like I drive motherfucker oh course that drive he thought he was gonna pull up looking good that they're pulled up to the police dick we didn't get pulled up until we're going to New York to do a show for our comedian in Brooklyn Mike

we're going to New York to do a show me and Kev Tourey Buck in a car I'm driving we're on a turnpike all of a sudden state trooper behind us I'm never seen the police put behind me before I'm nervous I'm like damn

I'm hitting the brakes I'm sweating I'm black man driving a car I'm on the highway in Jersey you know what I'm he's like Mike what you do hitting the brakes I said why is this nigga up behind him I'm thinking like make sure all my green card is right because you know

I'm not even thinking my police I'm thinking about my papers I'm thinking about my status in America I'm ready to go back to J. I don't even go back to everyone. He'll be going to back to heaven he over here talking on this shit

moot that fuck a who's going back on wow I think it's going to go back to Africa I like you know South West this thing this thing is bitch it this thing was bitching

the truth come out you want to go back you was dying to get over here no no I'm just a whole bunch of things run through my head you know and then I was just going through

I was going to a separation actually I got married a very young age so I'm going to separation with a crazy American woman right yeah going through a separation

I got a restraining order on this chick whole lot of shit he got a restrained order yeah I got respect well you sweat he had a restrained on a bitch This thing is crazy

I got a restraining order on There's a whole lot of shit going on Oh my God This shit is crazy This is the best shit I ever heard of bed All this you know I guess the situation First thing I guess he read the place

The place come up It's stolen property So now they're like Pull over You're skiing there Yeah I'm nervous of shit, I'm like, Likes, it's like,

who's like, who buck was doing? That nigga pulled our guns on us. What buck was doing? He was like, he's cool. He's like, Mike, so, Mike, just listen to him. They're going to shoot you, Mike.

Mike, he told you that they're going to shoot. They're like, Mike, just, because it's like, driver, come out the car with your hands out. He said he buck. He said he buck. Go ahead. What else happened? What else happened, man?

This said, come out the car, driver, come up with your hands up. On the loud speaker. On the loud speaker. I'm like, and back, but I go forward. I'm back, and I'm like, Mike, you don't get shot, don't. He's scared to death. He's like, I'm going to die. So we all come out, we lay on the floor.

You look at the grid. Wait, you, Kevin Hart. Me, Kevin Hart, Toree Gordon, and Buckwild. It's four of us. Charles Warding wasn't with us. Charles Waterton is a handicapped. Yeah. Now, that's been real fucked up.

But Charles always go with us. I'm like, the first thing I said to myself, thank God, Charles is not with us. Charles is straight like who didn't No Fuck that That wasn't the first thing you said The first thing you said Was please the my green car

And people He was worried about his green car He was done My status My He was ready to get shit back He would go back He talked all that shit

No no not that I was making sure My shit was together It's like I'm happy here He wouldn't get kicked out Let me tell you something If they were to ask me What I would have did

Nick I'm from Philly you know what I'm me. I ain't the damn fucking fuck out of there nigga y'all tripping dog. I'm from South West man fuck the bullshit

nigga nigga, South West feeling a hug kiss my head my nigga my nigga I'm why cause I'm

dark as crazy nigga exactly motherfucker I switch up so what else happen you're on the ground

guns up they're reading the license play whose car is this right that's when why we're on the floor why we're on the floor

a book like you know tell them nags my name Aziz White what the fuck first of what a

a Muslim man doing the name called Aziz White. Yeah. Buck is Muslim. I'm like, nigga, what's your real name? They said, who's, whose cause it is? I said, Buck.

I said, Buck what? Buck the fuck wild. We don't know this guy's name. We don't know this guy. But he's like, I'm Azis White. He's on Azis White. Can I tell him about him Aziz White? I'm know who the fuck is Azis White.

Oh, God. When, what, what, uh? And what happens? So what the police say? We are. So now, they're like, we are going with.

What's going on? I'm, you know, I'm like, I'm a comedian officer, you know, my hair shots are in the trunk. He was a real life TV.

He had a box of hair shots. He was doing this shit the real way. Everybody have a different version of the story. Everybody try to make this thing. I was a bitch, a nigga bitching. You know, I think I was a hero that day.

He's a hero. He got the little nigg. care was more of the bitch what's doing you know goddamn buck man how you gonna put it through the godding shit like that damn

fuck I ain't fuck with you no more that nigga that fuck done with your ass don't ever come in the month that minute I've got shit that dick that's crap

that ain't that's just like you know what I mean just everybody had the own Terrell's more calm I was pissed I was pissed

of this nigga I said listen I don't want nothing to ever do with you again but let me just ask you question would you have been

not as mad if you wasn't driving the fact he set you up and had you driving. Yeah, definitely, because now I look like I'm the nigger with the stolen property. That's first. So now I'm got, I got to put my hands up and come out of the car,

walk backwards. Like, you know, you've been in jail plenty of time. You know how about put your hands up. I never put your hands up. I never put the head into perspective. That's why he was worried about to get a car. Because he's like, get out of the car.

Step back. Put your hands up. Do you know what you're up? Buck told you they was going to shoot you. Buck, yeah, being careful, it's like, they're going to shoot if you make the wrong move. You make one wrong move when they got the guns on you.

Imagine if I would have did that. I've been shot dead. Bucking and Cam told you that. Yeah, this is going to get shot, Mike. Listen to them. Like, this is that move forward. I'm moving backwards. He's scared to death.

He don't know what's going on. I don't know what's going to. He's so scared. They were like, fuck forward. Well, he walked in back. Exactly. Cabin them, though. They're fucking with him.

They're like, yeah, they're going to shoot you. They laugh at this, dude. Yeah, they're on the ground. Everybody's laughing. So what? So you all end up going to jail? When I'm going to the, uh, in Newark, New Jersey, they took the car, got us all in the police thing, you know.

Now, they ain't even in the end of it. Right while we're on the, right before they came towards us, Buck had a bunch of fake money in his pocket. What? This nigger throws the money. Yeah, you laugh at him. He threw the money in the bushes, right? The cops like, ah, buddy, you drop your money.

Pick the money up, give that shit back to the nigger. He's trying to get rid of the fake money. and the cop gave him right back to that give him that money I think he dropped this we got us all in the holding cell together in New York, New Jersey listen

Buck still got this money he still thinking about to go get a search guess what the niggas start to do eat the fucking money nigga eat the money asking us to eat money with him he's like you help me get rid of this money money you have to chew some money

I'm naked fucking I'm not hungry motherfucker I'm not eating no fucking nigga moth green and blue chewing fake money you serious You know, and then, I mean, they looked everything up and realized that, you know, just a stolen whatever. And then the car wasn't even, they played didn't even match the car. Played didn't even match a car.

That plate went to like a, we was driving a maximum. That shit went to like an 84 Chevy Cavalier, motherfucker. Yeah, this is. You ain't shit. So while you- Oh, no, I think it was an 86 Lexus, nigga, that the fucking car outside. That's what that plate belonged to. This was an 86 Lexus, um, LS 400.

Is that what you got? Blue. Yeah. That's your car. Let me ask you a question Talk to me Was You talk to that nigga

After that day Not for a long time I didn't have much worse For him I didn't come around For a very long time He tried to set you up He tried to set you up to go down

Yeah He knew what the fuck he was doing I just saw him in Orlando The other day man Oh You know You ain't never Who did his ass

No man I'm surprised He's walking this I thought he's been in jail By now This nigga He's You know what

He did go to jail After that Because we did I did a show In a prison when he was there. Was that prison in Chester? Is it Chester in prison?

Yeah, he outside. Yeah, he... All right, get back and out of ass off the phone. You try to set niggas up, Buck. Yeah, he was locked up one time, and we went there to the show in the prison. He and they're like, yo, man, what's up, man? Tell me ask you question.

When we're leaving, he tried to follow him. I'm like, get back. Get back over there, a while on them, nigga. See? Yeah, I was down Chester, too. Would you have a chest here? Yeah, he was down there. Yeah, I wasn't there where you came.

Oh, yeah, we didn't. I went to visit him. me he was mad and shit because he wanted me to bring somebody else to bring his girlfriend out on the visit he wanted to introduce me to his girlfriend but he didn't get the fuck out of here come out what you were you when like what's it what that visit called conjured i ain't get conjugal visits because you have to be married right yeah that's different states different states for real Pennsylvania so you were you taxes up Pennsylvania where were you I was in Pennsylvania oh the whole time yeah damn he was a state prison yep I ain't get no action yeah you just state

That's trash, isn't it? No, you was ready to go there that day for that car. For what? Stought him fucking, Ron Licent Plate? Yeah, they was really... Nah, nigga. You know he was on all the websites, though, in jail?

What you mean? Like, uh, me to m.com. The pen pal joint. Well, seriously? Yeah. You would have been on one. Nah, man, I'm not... I'm not prison material, man.

I want to last... How do you know, though? Nick, I would have closed my eyes at nighttime snuck out that bitch. Nick, I've been out, motherfucker. I'm not staying a motherfucker. No, but you know, I mean, people in prison that's not prison

yeah I'm in a lot of time especially most of the ones that go to prison are not prison material like the scammers right you know

do electrical shit like you know hacking through shit right them niggas not built for that no but they're there but those are federal

those are things little different and they live in a better situation yeah I just do some trifling shit to go to state prison right

nah not necessarily like like a robbery is that yeah yeah but you could do robbery and go this federal prison if you're

you rob a bank yeah If you robbing another nigga down the street No, you're going to the state Exactly Fuck when you're going to get all robbing the bank Yeah It's just, you know, it's crazy though

But like Like I just think man Like this whole Hollywood thing man It just was different at time I seen you over there man I knew they got you And I knew they got you No, they ain't got me man

How did get me? I don't have nothing I fucking everything I do is on a grind I go get them fucking every Friday Get on a plane Go work dude fucking six, seven shows a weekend. I'm grinding for my money.

I'm earning my money. And nobody... Let me ask you a question. I'm not starring no movies. Let me ask you a question. How did it get me? Do you think it was things you could have done that you didn't do?

To get to change my career? Yeah. Yeah. So I think my big... I'm not going to say whether it's a mistake or it wasn't a mistake. One big thing that happened to me that didn't happen

was my Dev Jam appearance. deaf comedy jam appearance I had a motherfucker stand ovation crazy set that if my shit would have came out I probably could

end up on Chris Tucker level like Chris took up did Dev Jam and boom end up a Friday tour mine's probably could have I could at least

got a TV show out of it because my shit would just I was too deaf for Dev Jam so mind you when I did the audition

and Buck he's no his name going to come up too in this conversation so when I did the audition for Dev Jam which was in

at a place called the Pepman Lounge in East Orange, New Jersey. Bob Sumner, who was the talent coordinator for Deaf Comedy Jam. He was there. Bill Bellamy was hosting there. He used to host a Pepman Lounge every, I want to say Tuesday or Wednesday night. I forgot what night it was. It's like hardcore night, where, like, all the hardcore comedian, like Teddy Carpenter. You know what I mean?

Like, all the hardcore niggas went out to perform. And that's where you perform at for Dev Jam. Right. I went up there killed it. So now I knew I'm going on Dev Jam. DevJel, you always want to end with something memorable. That's how them niggas blew up. These are Chris Tucker just voice and his shit, what's that?

You know, me, me, African, I would have been good enough. But Mike tried to be extra on that. Mike try to shut the whole show down. So I used to do this joke, and I used to, I actually got this prop from a Halloween store. Because I'm on one year for Halloween, I was Dukakis. My dad, he was running for president one time. Dukakis, I didn't remember that.

I had a Dukakis wig on mask on my face and I had this big fake white dick right big rubber dick and I had it sticking out of my pants I'm working on with the Jacaca's face and a dick

and the niggas just cracking up at his dick and when I'm walking on Halloween right on South Street killing him right that was a crazy so I started using his dick in my clothes

the blackest nigga in the world till he had a big white dick strapped away boy but I had a joke about that I said my bleached my dick something like that right so I used to close of the joke. I was talking about, you know, Africa, they're talking

we got these disease, that disease. The only disease we got in Africa is called big dickness. In fact, you don't believe me, look now. And I put this shit out cry, I go crazy. That's how I was closing my show when I was doing the tour back in 94. Yeah. I just, you know what I mean, I was just hitting the same.

And when I did that shit, Petman Lounge, fucking went crazy. Bob Sumner knew I was going to pull that dick out. He knew it. It's probably where the dick is probably what got me on the show. I went to the Dev Jam, Joe Torrey hosted. just after Martin was on hosting, Joe Torrey hosts of the show, who was on my show?

Even Darnel Rollins to today, nigger, I'm happy as hell. Yeah. You know why you're happy? Right. Because back then, they would shoot like five comedians

and one is guaranteed to be eliminated. Yeah. Because I pulled out of dick, that's what got Darnel to stay in. That's how his show got aired. Because by the day would have been eliminated off the show.

Even today, he said, Mike, thank for putting the dick out. So I did the show toward the whole show, damn. I didn't even need the dick, but I went to actually. Shemar, pull the dick out, crowd

stand up crazy like they did back in Dev Jam days. Now, how could have probably saved myself and made it easier for editing? I could have tucked the dick back in and been like, good night. But I walk off the stage with the dick hanging out. It was too hard to edit. So they had to edit my whole set

out. You know what I mean? That kind of set me back. Yeah, that's crazy. You know? You know? Set back by the dick that ain't yours. Yeah. Somebody else's dick. It set me back. But at the same time, I also say, hey, you can't God has a plan. Yes.

Because myself, if I would have blew up then and been a star then, I'd probably been over by now. Possibly. Because I could name 20 niggers that's over, but I'm not. I could name 20 niggers

overweight that were hot and making crazy money, making that, you know, back then the big money was $20,000 a show. When you start making $20,000 a show back then in like 90s, that's when you're a man.

You know what I mean? Use this shit. Now we want more than that. It was $20,000 then. When you get to that level, you're like, you was rich. Now you're laughing. How much you get a minute? How long is your show?

Which me? How long? Your show? My headline? I won't change. So I was about to say when I came to see you, that show was about an hour at least. I want to say, was it the Lear Corsen? Okay.

Yeah, Learco, I thought it was probably shorter because I had like, I was on a show other headliners. When I do my own show where I'm the headliner and I have two up and a heck. I've seen you a few times, though. Was you at the Wells Fargo? No, no. You saw me. a litre

and then maybe I did 45 at the Tower theater maybe Father's Day one year yeah yeah yeah

yeah yeah yeah that was my show I probably did I won that yeah it's possible

yeah I've seen you twice but uh yeah you can say man you you fuck the

stage no no no I appreciate that so like I say man you can you can you can you can

God has a plane you know what I mean so I know I don't get mad about that but I knew that probably

would have probably to change my life around that era but I said my time my tongue would

been done by now. So now it's like I'm new. Even though I'm a veteran, a fucking 28, 29 year veteran comedy, I'm still new to like the white people. You know what I mean?

So it's all good. I could be new to them. Get that new money. Shit, that means you still got some growth. Yeah, definitely, man. And then guess what happened? Like a few weeks after, guess what? Buck stole the dick.

Stored my dick and took my dick on the rise and you know, keep the fucking dick. You lying. I'm dead. That nigga stole the fucking white dick. Comedy. He stole my dick That's crazy

Buck is vicious That just sound crazy No he's just screaming it out of his mouth I'm sorry He stole my dick That's some wild shit That's a wild Like you're gonna be googling a buck

Like you're a buck Wow got a goddamn Y'all got a different type of relationship He got your locked up stole your peace That's some wild shit Wow man Yeah man

So now how was it in the game You know The game turned to social media where it was like a comedian you know and I ain't even going for it and I heard some comedians say some real corny shit about other ones

I heard some of the old comedians say some shit about the younger people because they was able to utilize social media and they're getting a bag out here they're getting a mean fucking bag and how do you look at it from what they say you can't say you heard them

I didn't hear what they say a lot of them say oh man these dudes ain't real comedy doing the comic if you can't do hardcore stand up and all this other shit that you know and it seemed like it was a time where a lot of older guys

who was older people who was coming at the younger people because they had the bigger shine or something I mean. I mean, it's a different era. You know what I mean?

A lot of, you know, a lot of the real comics who did not jump on social media when social media came out. They were the one that a little bit more on the bitter side, I would say. You know what I mean?

Like, when social media came out, certain niggas jumped on it. Kevin Hart, one of the first nigga jumped on. Him and Marley Williams on there. D. Ray Davis.

Low Duvour. I was six months behind on Twitter. By the time I got on Twitter Them niggas already on there They're already making noise I've been trying to get in I was a little bit behind It took a while to get in

You know what I mean But um Those who didn't get in And Lapo didn't care about it They didn't care And then it's And I'm hurting them But don't get wrong

There were some of those Veteran comedian They just didn't need to They didn't feel like the urge They needed it You know And they still survived They're still making their money

You know what I'm saying But like You know having that comedy legend and that skill behind you and having a social media is a double-edged sword man that's why Kev is so fucking crazy successful you know Kev started out from the trenches Kev went to like New York every week and did his thing

he got on stage a lot you know we got on stage a lot and if you've been on stage a lot you're a veteran comic with the social media presence you're doing well I mean DeRay doing well on the road Duvah doing his thing and then you got the new guys like the social media media guy I mean, some are better than others.

Don't get it wrong. I've seen something do great. I've seen something do bad. You know? Every comment had a bad moment. Yeah, yeah, but I'm saying, but I'm saying, but, you know what? Don't lie, then.

I did, but it wasn't because I was having a bad show. Yeah. It was more of my material was too mature for certain audience. Yeah. You know, I actually did a show one time, some homecoming college show, and some people had their kids in the audience. But Mike, Mike just do, I do Mike.

Right. We got it. I'm like, you know, I'm like the Bernie Mac and Richard Pry. You got to come to, you got to take my material for what it is. Right. And I'm not just going down for nobody. Nobody, I'm a headliner. Headliner goes on stage and they do their thing.

Right. If you're coming to see me, you know what I talk about. Don't come on me, be all sensitive because I talk about everything and everything. Right. You know, so it was more like, I guess there was some kids in the audience and I didn't realize that. And I was my mouth a little foul. That's why I heard a couple of little things here and there. But besides that, nah.

What is the headliner? Break that down. There's a headliner. Headliner is pretty much the nigger that closing out the show. Oh, too, too. Not just, well, close on his own show, but don't get it wrong. We do a lot of the arena shows where there are five headliners on the show. It's okay, you can have five headliners on the show.

What's five headlines? These are all people that are, they're putting in the work. People come in to, their name rings a bell. If you're not even knowing your name, you ain't going to make no money as a comedian. You know, I'm going to fuck. funny you are is like Bobo the Frog

is performed like who the fuck is Bobo the Frog your name with comedy is all about your name your name

got to sell tickets to make money you know so you gotta you gotta build that name up you know

I mean I could name you know Bruce Bruce Bruce you got a Bruce Louis Lovell Crawford yes

Michael Blackson yes I think I've heard that name Drey Davis yes Kevin Hart yes

Kett Williams yes You know, Chris Tucker Yes Your name got to sell You know what I'm saying That's what headliner is Once your name

Once your name We sell tickets You could be a headliner You could be a headliner To a whole different level I think You know I spend a lot of money

On clothing On my fashion Only because When I get on that state My tickets aren't cheap And when I get on stage I want my audience To look at me like

That's where the fuck My money is going to They wonder where the money is going I see headliners on stage with a little t-shirt on looking like, I'm like, nigger, you got to look the part. It's like any job, you got to look the part. You know, even with Hollywood, you know what I'm saying? When I pull up to a meeting,

I pull up to a meeting in my motherfucking Rose Rush Colony. You know why? Because whatever that nigger is trying to pay me, when you see that car, he's going to change his, you know, okay, I got paid him to get a little bit more money. When I have a meeting, sometimes I have it in my fucking penthouse. Come up here. There's a type of meeting here.

You walk up, no, I was going to get a $100,000. I got to probably get him $200,000. Image is everything. Absolutely. You know, some people don't like to, you know, and I know her or just single, he won't fake that and fake that. I mean, that's, you know, if you were a fake chain, he was still trying to show some kind of a chain, right?

Whether it's fake or not, motherfuckers didn't know what's fake. Right. He just was fake because in case you get robbed. Right. Like Chris Tucker said, if you robbed me, you what? Practicing. You're practicing, motherfucker. Right, so niggas is practicing and we're trying to rob them.

At the end of the day, you still wore that chain to look like a million dollars. Absolutely. That's a fucking little. That's real. So now it's like, what did Friday do for you? Friday definitely change the game for me. Friday put me on the map. It made me, we're talking about like 2000.

Way before cell phone era. Yeah, a couple of niggas had a cell phone. You had the phone your car with the fake antenna on the top of the Lexus outside, right? Yeah. Right. Oh, no, you was in jail, nigga. but you know what I mean right yeah yeah

before cell phone era where you had like you know sign autographs next Friday came out I became an instant hood start now you said hood story is that a different yeah man it's different black people start

hood yeah I became hood you know I mean every every person in hood I saw next Friday next Friday was a hood movie you know I mean the young generation watched you know every black person

every black person saw next Friday because every black person loved Friday so much that it was excited about next Friday so every black person got to know who I was I became an instant star I went from like making

at that time I went from making like $500 a show to like $2,500 a show you know so and you know and I was young you know what I should have been thinking then was thinking about

what I'm going to do next instead of just riding this next Friday wave and I rode the wave too long that set me back to I wrote it so long that it was like 2,000, what, 5 now mind you, 5 years

I rode that wave Went on the road Pick up my little $2,500, $3,000 saved my little money You know, when it's all set and done

I had like 250, $200,000 in the bank I thought I was rich You know what I'm saying? So now I'm like, okay Fuck It's on Now what's next

Now the buzz is dying down You know what I mean? I'm like, fuck it, let me Let me go into Hollywood and see what's up By the time I got there, the bus was done. The belly went, like, I had to go through hell just to get on the stage,

the Hollywood stage, you know, but I'll still get, I was still... Was it harder to get on the stages of Hollywood than it was back here on the East Coast? Of course. Hollywood, yeah, because Hollywood didn't put nobody on stage that ain't relevant to comedy. It's tough, especially the main nights. You go find them Lord Ringedy nights, open mic nights. I'm talking about, like, the real nights. Like, you know, they had, like, every comedy club had the main nights.

Like, Monday night at the Improv was, like, More Better Mondays. Mordi Ray was hosting that back from the 90s all the way until today. He's still hosting a shit. And then Tuesday night, we had the comedy store, which was hosted by God Torrey. In fact, that's where Ice Cube saw me at for the first time. That's how I ended up in next Friday. You know, that's when God was hosting that, that's like, it was called Fat Tuesday.

That's like any Chris Wright, everybody was stopping them nights. Then Sunday night you had chocolate Sundays at the Laugh Factory. And that's when that's another night, you know what I mean? So it was three nights, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday with the, you know, the main night. So on my days off, when I was in Philly, I'll go, I shoot up there, like, Monday when I get up work. Because I was off. At that time, I was working for the airlines around, like, late 90s. Stealing niggins, sluggages, and shit.

Getting my free buddy passes, free flights. I took the job for a flight benefit. They let up fire me because you're not supposed to use your benefit for personal gain. Right. You know, you can't be flying for free to go make money. Yeah. Anand somebody snitched on me. Somebody Tukashi says, you snitch on me.

And then... Well, you snitched on bucks, so it was a snitch man. Oh, fuck buck. You snitched on bucks. Then you got sold me a fake Rolex. Seriously? Yo, how long it takes you to realize that Rolex was fake? I mean, people started laughing at me in the barbershop.

Because that's why I'm meeting, man. They said, you got that from Buck? Yeah, I said, I'm... Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, he said, he says, he does where he would be Buck to make the papers. So he comes in and make the paper stickers in there like this. Don't, is you serious? They're laughing at that.

I made payments with you in, though, when you fired. No, no, my. Like three payments of like, like, probably a buck 50 each, something like that. But you know what? I got the nigga back. You know what I mean? I'll book on the show and pay the nigger's money. That's all.

Oh, yeah, you did? Yeah, man, I'll book him a shot. I said, buck, that's all the budget they had, nigga. That's all they had. Did you put a little budget in there for them? I'm like, Barb to you. They really don't know who you are. Right.

You know what I mean? So I'm going to just throw you on so they could get to know you for next time. It kept that fucking $500. Bitch and I were even. Right. Yo. Oh, man. He kept going to the joint.

Making a payment. He put him on a pavement plan. I mean, for fake room. Yes, man. I don't forget that shit. I could have just went to Canal Street and talked to my cousins and found out right there. I could have got my own. But you know what is?

You know what's crazy? That was part of your journey. from from you know from squaring up you was you was so much of a square back then you ain't even have it you ain't even even even have a knowledge of what's going on then he got to the barbershop niggins laugh and he like something not right motherfucker uh-huh why they laugh soon as I passed that $75 he like he like his bunk myself I'm like what I didn't tell anybody and the barber's I mean life foot was the main one he was cutting me up you know life foot yeah

life for you know this nigga why you're in he said that was in my business right man it's all good part of the journey I'm rich now if he said he made three payments that made me like eight yeah no I made like three

after three laughs a by buck two a by like you know back then he was a out of his dude he was working hard get off go cash just checking yeah I got to go down here to the barber shop I got the roly oil how much was the final payment of the roly how much was it what was he mean oh not give that

shape no no but how much was he charged you would he put you in the payment plan how long was the plan how well it probably like around that 15002 000 what for roland that actually known that that was bogus right but we're talking about we're talking about like 95 96 though what was rolex going for back then the same price they go no no no the Rolex went up in price I didn't wear my shit today What did the buck say to you though? Like, how did he initiate that? That's some funny shit, man.

What? How did he initiate it? Like, listen, man, I got the Rolex. You got the money. Everybody knew he had, like, he brought watches in there. So, I mean, people were buying watches too. But I guess those that were buying it knew that it was fake or whatever. They knew what they was getting.

I thought the shit was, you know. My father's always tell you, man, I just stole these garage watches. I'm like, nigger. That's what they used. when it's selling fake shit I mean I just I just throw these I'm trying to get

you know rid of them let me ask you a question so when you found out the watch was fake did you get rid of it you kept it but you know

I don't remember I stopped paying that's what I did I stopped making it but you kept the joint there I kept them you still rocked

sometimes it didn't matter it didn't matter did you get to the ass off that watch was you get to the ass from that watch

yes he did yes he got all the ass off their watch you had a roll back then he is like you used to walk around like this that was icing him out too way before that one no no no no

he had the ice out one no no he had the plane jane it was plain it wasn't ice there wasn't me iced out back then I don't remember that I know what man so marriage how the marriage life cheating you man well we still engaged we're not married yet man you're married niggins I mean I guess you know

I mean you know you know marriage is cool I mean I'm just I'm just I'm still you know we didn't figure out no date nothing yet and I'm like do we have to go down an aisle like why have to go do the paperwork it's just paperwork why not if we're together we're together right

everyone has to make the paperwork just make things a lot more difficult to me you know so that's that's you know and that's how I'm like why go to that extra paperwork I could see if you're starting from scratch where you don't have kids

but this is like we're talking about two couples that's been through everything together getting together you've been married we had kids I've been married had kids, we're getting together, why can we just enjoy life? You know what I'm I'm not a big fan of. I'm not a big fan of it anyway, and just enjoying each other. Yeah, you, are you

why are you married? Like, no. No. He is. We've been mad for a while. Yeah, he's married to Lusian. Juergens. It's not a bad relief shit. You know, but we and my lady have a great relationship, you know. I mean, like I say, if that's what she really, really won, I give it to her, but I don't

I think, you know, the ring keeps us together and separate her from just being a boyfriend girlfriend. But they're going on an aisle and signing paperwork and all that extra shit. You have a Brian McKnight sing at your shit. Yeah, man. Too much work.

I don't know if it's necessary. Wow. You want to get married? I mean, I tell them all the time. The only difference from when you get married and you're not married is absolutely nothing. It's just the reality of it You get married

You had that day Then you wake up the next day And it's like Make me smigs Yeah I think the relationship More exciting when you're not You know what I mean

Do more exciting things And you know You know what I think I think when you finally say I do That's when you don't That's when your dick say I don't Because it's like

So your dick stop working No That's when they stop They stop working You dick out They go from four, five times a week to once a week, twice a week. You know, if a woman only fuck you twice a week, that's only 104 times a year.

That's less than 33% of the year. You do know that, right? That's bad. It depends on my woman to fuck all the time. I'm not talking about your woman, but say I'm just saying a man's woman, period. If she only fuck you twice a week, that's 104 times a week out of 365 days. Ladies. How often do you fuck?

I'm sure. She's going to get this dick. That motherfucker. Her vagina is the motherfucking TV And my dick is a remote I turn it on whenever the fuck I want to turn it on Let me say this though They said before you got engaged

Before you was with her They said you had two girlfriends at one time I know I know I know No no I ain't ever had two girlfriends Before her I was just Free man with a bunch of bitches I mean chicks Nice good girls

What's a good girl And I'm just I'm saying I'm just I'm just I'm just I'm gonna call Who's a good girl Was a good girl to me I think a woman is more than her looks, man. My lady is so intelligent. She got me.

Man, she could see things ahead before me. And then she'd be like, I told you. And that's what every real man need. You need that powerful woman that knows. My woman, her background is HR. Human resources. Oh, my God. So, you know, any phonies that come around, she'd like,

she reads fake people right away. And she'll tell me, and I'll be, and I'll be doubting her. And when it happened, I told you. You know what I mean? My lady is, like, she's, she got me together. Like, she made sure my taxes are together. Yeah. You know, she was going down.

How could it went down? Yeah, my shit was not together. My lady on top of everything, she's 100%. I mean, that's what a real man. Every man needs that wifey type woman that have her. I don't worry about much anymore because I have her. If I didn't have her, then I'm probably neat. Then I'm after hire a whole bunch of motherfuckers.

You know what I mean? So she has a lot. She brings to the plate. She saved me millions of dollars You know So every real man you need She's your wife You're accounting or anything

She's my accounting She's management She did she makes sure everything I don't worry about nothing She cook your food She could cook a hell of a meal You know There's still once a month

Like hey Mike you know what I mean Get a little side chick once a month My lady is What nigga what What? Oh you're a bad motherfucker What the fuck? up you ain't just say what the fuck i told you take that beat back she said once a month she

said go ahead and my lady's like dream come true hold on once a month you get to go ahead and just release the beach we tumbo yeah oh man she's about to start giving out classes and shit huh teaching these motherfuckers like yeah i can't i can't complain every man needs a great woman behind them all about you going for yeah i got a great woman behind me but she ain't tell me no shit like that. Yeah, but you got, that has so happy. Because y'all are too deep in, man. How long are you men in 20 years?

20, so, 20, too many fucking years. Yeah, but you know, I was reading that thing on Scotty Pippen and this about his wife, they used to, like, she said he's a fourth down night. Scottie had a long-ass face. He had no chance but the fuck up four times a day. Damn. That's a lot of fucking. It's a lot of fucking.

I'm not, how much. That's what I'm trying to tell you, because you did 20 years. I'm like, dog, you're supposed to be fucking like four times a day. I ain't worrying about these bitches. What you mean? You ain't learned about these bitches. Your dick was locked up for 20 years. So you're talking about that's supposed to be like 80% of all you weren't about.

So when you came out, did you try to make up for everything you missed? No. He had a tubby bitch from the Northeast. He was fucking, then the she bitch was all in my DM going crazy. Let me just tell you a story. Let me just tell your story. Can I keep a story real? Can I tell him a story?

What story? He fucked this girl, right? So good. My life was on the line. When you come out of jail, you fuck for your life. He was fucking for his life. But I wasn't there, but I understand that he had to fuck the church socks off this girl. Because she came to Nanny Kouse and called him and said, yeah, nigger, I just left something in the door.

That's when he's still living with Nanny, right? Just come home on parole. I just left something in the door. He wasn't around, so he called our homie Sife. He's like, yo, man, go to Nanny door real quick. second Sife get the nanny house he opened the door

it's a fucking brick right like a brick that she like went to like Home Depot and bought not like a brick on the street

like a clean brick and it was an AK bullet taped to the fucking brick and the bitch that you keep playing they gonna kill your ass it's true show

yeah I must your story to be lies no no that's a God honest the truth story Mike

I was down in Atlanta when they called me. I'm like, I'm like, can't be real. So when I was safe to him, I'm like, I was scared of death in Atlanta. I'm looking by my, this bitch, I was just shook. All because I fucked the love off of her. Bitch taped a A.K. bullet to a brick, man.

And told that nigga, I'm going to kill you, nigga. That was that prison, Mutumbo. No, he ate our ass out until she passed out. Mutabo Colombo. You stick half your tongue in the bitch, but. Niggins still, you know that? What? We have to eat ass no more.

You know, just a little dick, nigga eat ass. Are you struggling down there playing? No, he's struggling. He did tell me he was going to go get a Dominican diglift. I go. D.D.L. He lying on the.

And I'm just going to say this, too. To all the niggas that's struggling below the waist, go ahead, man, go ahead and get your DDL. Man, these b-BLs. Like, you got to understand. You get a D-D-L, right? A bitch get mad at you. What's the word she could say?

Pussy, get the fuck out of here with your big ass fake dick. All right. Like, that's better than I'm telling you. Get the fuck out of here with your little brow to serve breakfasts and shit. But BBL goes wrong sometime, motherfucker. You're going to come back with a fucking crick or dick, motherfucker. No, no, no. Listen, I had talked to the lady at the dick doctor, and she was just saying,

I was just getting information for my viewers. Yes, he was. And she said, 79 hundred. She'll give you an inch, she said, and length and growth. I said,

what about the surgery? I said, what about the surgery? She's like, well, you don't do surgery. It's all injections. So she's going to beef you up.

So he said, he told the bitch he had 39,000 for, he was trying to get it all in one procedure too. She's like, no, we go only two inch at a time. No,

the one guy got four. Oh, yeah, the guy we got, he kept back. So he had to come back four times, though. It's an injection?

Yeah. When they inject something in you Look at it You're not right Nog right You try to go Time out Motherfug

I'm the original African Mendingo Mendeco Mendeco is about me motherfucker I don't even get pussy

I get stomach One last time you got some stomach I can fuck a bitch tomorrow today motherfucker I fucking in advance

Don't play with me I got no average dick motherfucker I'm getting my blood infections and hysterectomies motherfucker

He gets sick his stomach He gets sick his stomach I'll be used that No use my shit Don't do a buck wild on me. Stole my dick. Now he won't use my fucking... But listen.

My cameraman, he never got no stomach, man. He said he'd get a little Coogee lips up the front. My Justin Timber River, my fucking... Injection. Here's the thing my injection. I don't know much about injection,

but injection, somebody just inject the shit anywhere. Anything could grow. What if the dick don't grow? Now you got a big-ass fucking nose or your left arm get real big. That's risky. It is risky.

They got a long-ass butt cheek. Oh, my God. You got one long testicle. Yeah, but he willing to risk it. He had $39,000 to spend on that shit, man. That's why his nose getting bigger. He's going to fuck in. 39,000 is going to get you six inches?

No, they ain't talking about me. I'm cool. I get stomach out of you. Get a dick tough. You get stomach, you don't get pussy. I don't get pussy. You get a koochy butt, too. You love you some koochie butt.

I ain't got a fly. You got a fucking let's In the ass, too He loves some Coochie Bucket Listen, he's the CBCBK You're successful

You don't have to do All that nasty shit, man He's a little ass Man, I'm made it in light Man, I don't do No, no that unnecessary Shout out of your ass no more Okay, so, so

So, but You know, he and the He and a credit card You know, Swipe a tongue cross your ass Like a credit card Master He had a credit card

You have a credit card Mike I see your feet You credit card it before Mike credit card it You got a HBO before You got a heinie blowout What the fuck is that You got a heinie blowout

I never had a Yeah bitch whistled in your butt before Yeah she did You was in L.A You was in Hollywood And you went to the other side You were to the dark side Any bitch whistle

Any bitch get close to my ass I'm a shit on her fucking face I'm talking right now Anybody get close to my ass Duky, you know chicks. He'd be Duky and those chicks. Duky Mike. Duky Mike and a Coochy butt king.

Coming soon. Duky Mike and C.B.K. Coochie butt king. He loves some coochy butt bull. I'm straight coochie, man. I mean, I'll hear rumors, all that sensations in the butt. Look, that's disgusting.

That's where shit come out of, man. he's trying to tell me that gna because a man real real uh what you say he's in his butt and he's in his butt and he's in my balls on that nigga lying man you'll just be lying man okay get the nuts yeah yeah man listen man what you got coming up fuck you he you have called him kef what happened I go to contact I think his dick ha man I see kev he's talking about kev so what you got coming up I mean, Mike. You're talking about this

dick, hi, man. Mike, what you got coming up, man? Ah, fuck. Hey, you know, I've been doing a lot of work back home. You know, you know. Yeah, let's talk about that school. You built Africa. I just want to say this, man.

I want to get your flowers on that, man. Because, you know what I mean? A lot of motherfuckers exit Africa, man, and they ain't trying to go back, man. Because you said you wasn't coming back when the police pulled you over. No, no, not that. You were scared.

No, I was just making sure my papers was together. Yeah, okay. So for you to go back and school. And I had a mission, man. I got a guy had a plan for me to come out to America make a name for myself make some money

and I can't forget where I came from Where you're from in Africa? All of it I represent all of Africa Nicker where you're from I'm from Motherfucking New Jersey

when you gain the head Don't get boom the bullshit Southwest Philly in the building Nick I grew up at motherfucker You know my first address was I don't want to send an address I'm going to knock in the door

My first address in Philly with 5503 Regions Street That's between Chester Avenue and King Sesson Avenue Low-Astreet I know Registry R-E-G-N-T Let me tell you something

Why do the fuck do All the Africans Come from Africa And go to South West Because I Well, not all the African Most like What y'all call over there

South West is a beautiful place Come with it for a area Yeah Well I think back then You know Southways might just be The cheapest part Of Philadelphia

Maybe that's one Oh it ain't cheap Well I mean It was when I When I You know my first Nick I We had a three-bedroom

Roe House We had a row house I'm saying I was from a States. I was more fucked up than you. Damn, you lived in a house. The row house on Regent Street. Nick, I lived in a two-bedroom apartment.

What? No, Nick of a man. From Africa. Like, the row house, three-bear-room. $300 a month. You were fucked up, man, fuck. $300 a month was for my mother paid. I had my own room for the first time. Lord, I never had my own room growing up.

Was it a special program? No, no, no. We ran it from the... In fact, the fucking landlord was a Real estate company right at the corner of 56th and Chester Avenue. It's called Mango and August. I'm not sure the niggas still there or not. But that's where my mother went. That's where all the librarians went to.

My mom, he knew a lot of librarians. And they're always renting from this niggins. Go to Mr. August. You know, because he knew them niggas was fighting for their life. They ain't going to never fuck their rent on. Oh, you know, Africans paid their rent on time.

You already know. The niggins were trying to go back. Like, later when I, eventually I had like three rental property. man I'm still waiting for my rent they've been listen I had squad I just gave up

I just let them shit go even wasn't worth the headache man that's why they rent to Africans we pay our rent motherfucker so that's it so that's if you ever got a house

and you rent and rent the Africans they all work hard they pay their rent they're gonna pay a rent the thing my niggas niggas

they know the rules they know all this all this is and outs they know that if you something don't work, you can report that motherfucker to the state and then you have to pay no rent.

Right, niggas do shit like my heat was off for two days, I ain't paying rent this much. Bitch, what about the other 20 fucking nine days? Fuck you talk about, bitch. You ain't paying rent this money. Niggas always do shit. Niggas always got some slick shit going on. I'm just keep it real.

No, because see, if you don't play month, if you don't play rent for three months, then he got to go through a process and then it's still got to go to court. Then by time it go to court, you know, that's going to be nine, 10 months because my man just went through it you know what I mean so we could just stack the money for

a year and then even even if when when they do judgment we still got 30 days to get out and all that shit you got to watch them go back and forth with all that shit to get the fuck out your house that you paid for man I left one of my houses that's how bad it was I go get that motherfucker right now I think when I left that I stopped paying a tax on it so I think

they eventually sold the house the state or this whatever city there fuck you ain't called me man what's the address I had the niggas right out of there Robinson Street damn man. No, you do it. 2906, 7-Robinson Street.

I had a whole squader in my house. You had a squad. How long? I had a squad. I just, I gave up on it. It wasn't worth it. It wasn't worth the $700.

How much did they pay you? It was like $8,000, $800 a month. How many times and how many months they paid you? That's what it did. This is how they get you. You know, as soon as it meets you, they're like, hey, we got, we got his three-month security, all that out front. You know, niggies.

give me $3,000 up front you know what I think about let me check this nigga credit right make sure all this shit is right you know what I'm saying that's how they got me with that they didn't pay rent since then so how many months later you just said fucking I'm leaving the house a couple of years like a year later

I try to go I try to go and they try to do eviction when I went to system the city saw like 100,000 some taxes or some shit I'm like ah fuck it ain't even worth it you can keep this fucking house So they got the house for free.

I had took an equity on the house anyway prior to that. Oh, so you had took $50,000. I took $3,000 equity in the house. I'm like, you know where? Wells Fargo, fuck you. Them niggas got your money. All right. They met this woman 10 years later, 15 years later,

now she got fixed his taxes and all that shit. Babe, you got a lien from 98? Trust me, I have no problem with trying to beat the system. You know. What? No, no, but the system is more, it's just like, I don't, if the niggas is doing it to like a big apartment owner, a nigga that was a millionaire that own an apartment,

and you're doing it to a single person that work hard to buy their house and put you in it, you know, if you, I would do that shit to like a big company. Like, I got Wells Fargo later in life. Like my, my big crib, you know, doing the Barack Obama, when Barack came in office and everything went shit, whole, and then they're doing the modification,

money modification, using jail. modification was where you could try to remodify your mortgage. And I did it. Got my mortgage, you're not down to half. But they only did it for like two years. Two years later, went back a little bit, a little higher.

I'm like, man, I'm going to do this modification again. I went through the modification process. They kept denying me. I went five years without paying mortgage on the house. Five whole years. I did it. I just, we're just making, I just kept, I learned a system.

And I just kept playing the system. system. And five years later by then, I didn't even care about the house anymore. I'm like, I'm living five years. I've saved all this money. Um, if y'all want it, I can fucking keep the shit. You know, and the banks didn't even want it to want it. I end up renegotiating the price of the house. Like $200,000 cheaper and wrote a check and paid for the house off. Oh, he's a bad motherfucker. Bad motherfucker. You know, you learn the system, okay? The system got me before and I got them niggas back. You finally got them back. I got them back, man. I said that nigga

$3,000 for your whole house. Man, listen, man. I forgot to fuck that, motherfucker. I hope you are homeless right now. Whoever, whoever that fucking squatter me, I hope you're homeless at fucking 36 and chest out with nowhere to sleep, motherfucker. Right, you're rotten motherfuckers.

That's crazy. But now, back to Africa, I built a school. I had to go give back. God had a mission for me. My plane was to come to America and make something. You know, now it's like all the planes is all coming. God is really, he had a plan, you know what I mean? And that was like go give back and I had to go back.

And, you know, I always felt like education was the key to success. You know, you can't learn about nothing. You can know, you know, you're not to get out of poverty if you're not educated. Right. You know, and that's what I did. I went back home and built a school in my village, a private school that's completely free for the kids. Free uniform, free food, free everything, free education. All them niggas got to do is pay attention, motherfucker, listen to the teacher.

And I'm not worried about that because African kids, love to learn you know what I'm saying so it's a blessing for them and it's a it feels good for me too you know and and since then it's like the whole Africa is like you look be looking up to me you know I'm like they I'm like everybody you know like you we believe in you so now's like I'm taking it to another level you know I'm starting like a management company where I'm going to have artists I'm have athletes mostly soccer players yeah because soccer is finally coming back into America. Y'all ain't get a fuck by soccer.

No. Do you know who was in the finals last year in soccer? No. Do you know who was in the soccer finals? Mm-mm. Philly, nigger. Philly in L.A. I went to the game.

Oh, no. You're, you know. I already knew that. I didn't know you. I didn't, I'm talking about it. I'm telling you. No, no, I'm just talking about the MLS. I was talking about international.

What public school did you go to? He didn't go to school. I said, so, yeah. So, yeah, so soccer is coming back, and my village, I actually have a soccer league up there you know so right now I'm fixing there at soccer field

making them a nice little arena you know like I said I'm going to have a management company where I'm going to try to manage some of these African artists you know in fact one of them is here I want to introduce my boy Gamble come and say hi to that man come on Gamble

Africans always bring gifts I know you brought you out something yeah it's a pleasure to be here man lead that brother what you got for them man You know what time of this, Manish Garner, boy, Gamba, Love. You know, it's a pleasure being here.

And I always say, if you're doing something in life, always believe in yourself. Pray to God and make sure you don't give up on your hustle. And let my story be a lesson to everybody. Just keep believing in yourself. So I carry it. So I got this gift here. Over here, we have the Garner. Yeah, man.

I always come bearing gifts. We have the flag and the map of Ghana on here. I said, so this is the map. You got to go to Ghana, man. Meek, what's up there? Everybody's been going to Ghana. You want to go? You know what?

Let me sign this phone. Ah, man. That nigger stole Mick's phone. I'm just playing. No, no, no, no. Meek lost his phone, man. He ain't, anybody stole his phone back. I got his phone back.

Yeah, it's right here. Meek, come get your phone, man. Now, so, you know, last time I did a interview and I was talking about, you know, a lot of our Ghana artists are not well known. compared to a lot of the other artists you know what I mean and that's just almost all of Africa

a lot of artists are not well known like in America you know and in fact I want to name my a couple of names of artists

I want to know because you guys are in an interview business you are artists you know I'm name some name let me know if you heard of names

or not okay all right let's go diamond platinum platinum's I never heard

him Whiskid yes Chatawali I heard him Where's he from? I don't know where he's from Okay, you heard a shot at Wiley.

Stone Boy No DeVito Yes We interviewed on DeVito Young D No Focalistic

No Brunner Boy Yes We interviewed Black Sheriff No Sacco D Yes

I know what I'm trying to prove everybody gave you guys were 100% show about that he said yes before he said yes you know what them guys are from where the fuck they're from Nigeria exactly

you know what I mean so and that's why you know that's why I was trying to let my my gangne guys know like hey as popular you might be back home the world don't know you we gotta get you guys out there where is the shaki who what's the name of Shacki?

Um, Asake. Nigeria. Nigerian, yeah. He didn't see him. Oh, how about, how about Stomsy? You know the Stomsy? Yeah, Stomzie. Okay, but you know why you know him there?

Because probably because London is in London. Okay, but he's also a Ginnahean artists. But, but, uh, I do. Saki, yeah, from Nigeria. Oh, good, nice. Ah, yeah. But all the time, we know the songs, but we don't know the artists. I know he is.

Okay. His whole fat tape is pop. Okay, dope. All right, so my goal is like, like, get my Ghana artists. just as popular as Nigeria. You knew all that you're burning. Well, hell yeah, nigga. Give you the fuck it.

But Nigeria and Africa, like Gil always say Africa, it's like the Brooklyn, I mean, Nigeria is like the Brooklyn and Africa. They're everywhere. Yeah, that's true. Yeah. I mean, Nigeria is like,

well, probably a third of the size of the United States, but they're just as much populated as United States, almost 300 million people. They have not more, you know. And Nigeria support their people a lot more than I think everybody else do. So my goal,

just like, you know, get our Ghana guys across the world. Even the Diamond Platinum guy you never heard. This guy's like the Jayzy of like but he's more of Swahili, right? Swahili, yeah, he speaks Swahili. Yeah, he speaks Swahili. So basically like the East Africa, there's a lot

of countries that speak Swahili. So when he drops music, it's easy for him to get the numbers. So he's like big in East Africa. So we're going to try to get you out to everybody else, man. Yeah, absolutely, man. He's asking what you all right? So yeah, so I'm

starting like a little management company, blacks in management so we're working on that um besides that i'm touring i got few things in the work that i'm not allowed to talk about i would talk about it was yeah i can't they're getting bad at me is you and a khan cousins somebody said that nigga all africans are not related man no they somebody told me that no it ain't no it didn't a lot of times africans call each other cousins we know it's just it's a figure of speech we're not related we just dark skin yeah and he's like you know he i'm 11 59 p.m he like 1 30 at AM.

No, that nigga, 215. A.m? Yeah. I'd say him 210. All right. Yeah, absolutely. Listen, man, we just want to send you your flowers. Thank you.

You know, you got the school going up built in, you know, building a school with some different shit. That's right, man. Like I said, I'm building a school for kids and Nick Kennedy is making kids for school. Yeah, bring your kids to my school, Nick. How many he has now? 72. But shit, Nick keep on pushing, baby.

I got you, man. We ain't count as long as you can afford them Yeah, that's true You have how many kids you have? Five. You done? Yeah, my nuts got tired. What's your youngest?

20. Damn. His peace went out on him. My dick can't go out on me. Your dick went out on you, niggie just why you had to call a doctor. You just told him that now you're going to put that on me. 7,900 a shot you had 38,000.

Fuck wrong with you. Fuck wrong with you. Our cameraman dick really did go out on him, man. His woman smoked his weed. because of that. She'd be like, shut up, your dick went out on your end and shit. It's fucked up.

We love you, though, Calf. Yeah, I mean, we're going to put, split that $79, $100, get you back in the game. Yeah, see, I could both start getting stomachs, motherfuckers. And I already get stuck. Yeah, all you're, pussy getting in a house, nigger. Yeah, that's happened.

That's crazy, huh? Hey, man. But listen, man, Mike, you got to school. You know, you're doing great things out here. Continue to be great. You know, you always got a home in a million dollars worth of a game, man. thing you want to say before you get out of here yeah man you know what i like best about you guys

man y'all came from nothing to making something man you don't understand you know that's how that's god had a plan for both of you guys i could tell you know i mean appreciate that so much love man keep up to success what you got to say tell him gamble go ahead tell him man why did you follow you your music tell him that so my name is um gamble i'm a ganian afro beat artist you know i'm out here trying to put my country and city on the map and i like to let everybody look out for me get me on all social media platforms Gambo underscore I-I

I got a big tune coming out featuring Goyamaena I don't know if y'all know him You know Goyamana right? Oh, he did this song He got the most popular song in the world You want to bum back You want to chill with the big boys

Yeah, he did that song I don't know what the fuck he say right there But I used to be in the car Yeah so I got a song with him Title cut soap and actually the challenge dance for the song is the Hewidge dance Yeah

So that would be dropping down My dance that old boy Yannis Took my dance to Fortnite And they ain't cut me no check You gotta get to go get my ass Yannis took my dance to Fortnite Johnny's fucking number 34

For the walking by my African brother Took my dance to Fortnite and making money off of it All you had to do was tell Fortnite Here this dance belongs to Mike Fortnite would have cut me a check He even got cut a check I haven't told the nigga I had two

I said, look, take some of that money, donate to my nonprofit. That's my dance. You know that. So, yeah, yeah. You're in shit. Okay, let's go. Yon, let's give a little small check, nigga. You can handle that. Yeah, $300 million, my nigga. And it's just like that.

Right.