Million Dollaz Worth Of Game - MILLION DOLLAZ WORTH OF GAME EP: 53 "CORONAVIRUS, JAIL TIME + BLACK & MILDS"
Episode Date: March 23, 2020On this episode of Million Dollaz Worth of Game, Gillie and Wallo talk about how they are handling the Coronovirus and isolation, talk about Wallo losing virginity, and let their first follower ( @Dnt...calmewhitgrl) take a shot at the third mic.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/mworthofgame
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he went out to talk to him man talk to him
where in front of the streets eat you alive if you weak mind
this school a hard knock my homie died with a be mine
and I never fall back on the ego
because they killed kindness told me it was blood in that petition
but I still signed it
lost some of your friends are like me
how you feel about it
oh you took a loss on the row how you feel about it
you feel about it
you feel about it
I feel about it
I did through the storm
How you feel about it
And I was on my own
Ain't had nobody
You been cheated on YouTube
Oh how you feel about
I said they got a story to tell
Like I to shoot before you can spell
You know the A plus four
You're 12
Any niggas flog as fuck
I'm stuck when they all got morals for sale
I can't even get over all that you be sure
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah man
You now tuned into
Million dollars worth of a game
I'm wildo two six seven
This right here is Gilly the nut
Oh ho ho and our special
Guess hoes, white girl.
I said, I said what I said, man.
I said what I said, man.
But hold up, that song of the week was G-1000, feel about it, man.
Listen, man, this is brought to you by Barstool Sports, man,
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Let me tell you something.
I'm not going to keep telling you.
Your voice is a little messed up.
You got the little messed up.
It is.
Listen, you've been in the house.
I don't know what's going on.
No, the coronavirus got us in the house with me and two.
Everybody's been arguing.
Y'all been arguing each other.
I'm going to fuck my voice up.
You should hear two.
Her shit really fucked her.
She cussed me and now a little fuck out.
Cabin Fiva.
Yeah, but we got to, stop introducing me, man.
Keep telling you that.
Introduce you in that ass, shut up.
We got a special guest, though.
You know, we said that we was going to start bringing people in.
Yeah.
And giving people a shot.
Yes.
Opportunity.
Because that's what we do, right?
That's the game, million dollars with a game.
That's what we do.
That's what it's about.
Help the fucking community.
We got Mona in a daughter, right?
White girl.
I call a white girl.
I'm not going to.
I'm not calling the fucking black girl, white girl.
But that's a real name.
Listen, how you want me to call a black girl white girl?
How you, first of all, how is you named white girl and you black?
Well, in the black community, when you like skin, you white girl, you white girl, so that's, hence the name, don't call me white girl because I'm not a white girl.
I'm a hundred percent black.
I'm a black girl.
So if a mama says you're black, I'm calling the black.
But people call a white girl.
I call the black girl.
People call a white girl.
You can call me white girl.
You say, don't call me white girl.
I'm gonna say I'm gonna call you black girl
You can call me mona
I'm gonna call you mona
Cause a mama named Mona I'm gonna call a moment
There you go, that'll work
What's wrong with you?
I'm happy to be here
Are you?
Yes, I'm excited
Where are you from?
That was a tad bit late
I'm from full up here originally
I'm gonna just say this too
Oh shit
You're starting all fucked up
Wow
He's a nut-ass nigga, don't worry about it
No no fuck that
You're starting off how the fuck you come
To a new job
Late on the first
motherfucking day
He did come late
I'm just saying you start
off a little fucked up.
Can you believe when you kids got Corona?
I couldn't believe it.
I was so upset.
Which one?
One of mine.
Get the fuck out of your line.
You fucking nice time like.
But it sounded like that would be like a huge.
That would have been some deep shit.
Well, you think like, okay, all right, you got it.
I was like, make sure you stay up on that mic, you know what?
Okay, let me get up on close.
All right.
Mike check one, two, one too.
I'm here.
I'm Demosna.
I'm from Philadelphia.
Originally.
I live in Delaware.
I represent both.
Okay, that's what's up.
Phillyware.
All right.
So we, you know, we're going to make it happen.
You ready?
I'm a comedian.
I'm hilarious.
Are you?
And I'm super excited to be here.
Well, we'll let the people determine if you're hilarious.
White girl.
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Okay let's get into me
And I was worth a game
And first of all
Off camera
You was telling us
You know
Some things about you
Off camera is off camera
Oh okay cool
All right Pat
I'll just
You know
But we this is
This where we live our truths
I hope you don't get this fuck
I'm bullshit
Let's go let's go
Okay
Everything's on the table
Oh okay cool
Let's get it
Okay cool
We're going to get into that a little later.
Let's get into the sad part, man.
I got to see it off camera.
You coughed.
Tell him that.
Yeah, I did call.
Twice.
Fuck, you're talking about.
I'm going to say this, man.
I'm going to say this, man.
I'm going to say this, though.
I'm going to say this.
I'm going to say this.
Both of you two goofy motherfuckers got to calm down because it's a real sad moment for me personally
right now.
Rest and peace to Kenny Rogers.
For anybody who know me, they know how important this song is to me, the gambler.
They thought they was talking about gambling.
I knew that the song was based off retreat when danger comes.
when you know that danger is arriving
that song played in my mind
many times it saved me
saved my life
during my journey through the rough streets of Philadelphia
it was times when
if that song wasn't available
to my mind
if I wasn't exposed to that song
I would have stayed when danger would arrive
and I would have tried to be a tough guy
but Kenny Rogers created a song
the gambler you got to know when to fold them
no when to hold them
no when to walk away and no when to run
them important words
no one to walk away and no one to run
Don't worry that helped me do my journey
And put protection on me
That was my personal insurance
When I was in the streets
Rest in peace to you
All that is saying is you was a bitch-ass
Nicky, you know when to run
Rest in peace
Rest in peace
Rest in peace
To be in peace
To one and peace to
The one and only
The gambler
Yeah whatever
Long live
Rodgers man
Long live Kenny
Long live Kenny
Rest in peace to him
And I also want to give
A rest and peace shout out
To Roger Mayweathers
For anybody don't know
About this legendary
Legendary
He's legendary
He's legendary
He's legendary
I'm just saying like this
This is me
That was his father
For real
Nica fuckers you talk about
I knew sports
You don't know shit about sports
You don't know shit about sports
You want to talk about
Kenny
Kenny don't get fuck about your black ass
Yes he do
You ain't here
Kenny told me something
You got to know
I'm sorry for your law
Yeah thank you
I appreciate that
It's a special in my heart
That was his whole
fucking anthem in jail
You got to know
When the wall
Go ahead
About me
There's a lot of dudes
That wish they had that song
It's not with us no more
A lot of dudes in the graveyard
They wish they had that song
on the playing their mind and they know when the retreat because you know what you know being
tough that's the thing where we come from oh I'm a tough guy oh you're dead now you're dead
how about that can we have a moment of silence for these state trooper glasses you know what else
no you know what else you should be dead see you don't know what else should be dead you never deal with no fly
you know what else should be dead what it should be burnt the fuck up them neck and finger fucking gloves
you got no this is a little baby had you on that one I can't do the glasses yeah I see three niggas
last motherfucking month with them drinks on.
The glasses are making me uncomfortable.
For what?
I got PTSD with the police.
You look like you stand outside of fucking high schools with R and start little girls.
That's why.
You got the little girl glasses.
You look like you're fucking smut off my name.
Don't put it on my name.
You look like you're doing controlled buys.
Oh, stand for shit.
Are you affiliated with any police?
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Take that smut off my name.
Don't do that.
Don't do that.
He looks like you came here with Mark Money.
He do look like Officer Donut.
Yeah, I didn't know nothing.
I'm a mom.
It's specialized.
I will say if you should look like
to say I'm retired from the armed forces
or something.
I'm talking about,
you know what I mean?
Chris,
can you dump these glasses
in the bucket of water
just for me to feel comfortable?
This nigga got the goddamn,
he got the goddamn
determined,
no, what's the state trooper special?
You're coming with me.
Who is that?
You got the mobile cop.
Why did you start wearing these again?
Watch.
Yeah, Wacene,
little baby did have them gloves on that to you.
I can imagine.
I don't know if he copied your style or not.
But he did have a motherfucker glasses on that to you,
man.
Rest and peace of Roger Mayweather,
man.
For sure.
And Kenny,
Rogers. He raised him, right? That's like his father. That was like his father, right?
Well, somewhat, you know, his father is his father. But that was his uncle who toured him out of box a little bit, trained him. That don't make him your father. But, um, I mean, I just had to, you know, so he slayed some shit. He slayed some shit in yours and stuff. Sometimes, you know, you got checking, so she respects. But, um, you know, everybody know I fuck with that box and shit. So rest in peace to Roger Mayweather, man. Because most shit, most people don't know shit about boxing.
Everybody knew that was one of his legendary quotes right there.
Let's get into me and I was a game.
My coach, it wasn't my uncle.
Everybody know Karate Erro was my coach.
He was like an uncle to me.
And it was a, it was a moment like when he was going, I was in jail.
That shit hit me.
I was in the cell.
Somebody told me that shit, I ain't believe him.
Because I know a lot of times people, when you're somebody, people are alive about stuff.
Yeah, they say Karate Errol.
That's like, yeah, the fuck out here.
And when I made the phone call and I found out, it was really emotional for me in jail.
You broke down.
I'm sorry to hear that.
But I ain't learning karate for no nigger named Earl.
Love you able to see.
You don't even know.
You really don't understand how deep he is.
No disrespect.
But I'm saying like that shit was hard.
To be in jail and your sense die, a person that tortured anything from when you was
knee high to, yeah, yeah.
When you was knee hot to a butterfly, all that shit.
So, you know, it's cool though.
But, you know, rest of peace now.
Let's talk about this coronavirus, man.
Oh, before we get into the corona thing, while we inside of the corona thing,
we got to give a shout out to some special people that nobody, they're always going knowledge.
Wait, hold on.
They say Roger Mayweather died because of the coronavirus.
No.
Yes.
He had the Roney.
Get out of here.
Not the Rony Roney.
I didn't read that, but that's not reported by me.
I'm just saying, I don't know.
It came up on the blog.
Hip Hop overload is the site.
It said Roger Mayweather dies from coronavirus.
We've got to look into that.
But you know he already had other illnesses.
Okay.
That was documented on the 24-7.
You feel what I'm saying?
So it could be possible.
One thing about this, I want to say this to everybody.
I'm going to say two things.
I want to give a shout out to all the people during this time.
this virus jumping off during this time that nobody pays attention to you know we live in a
world where everything is based off celebrity everything is based off popularity in which you wear
what you own and all that shit we never pay attention to the nurses all the people that's out there
on the ground level i'm talking about it's on ground zero you got people that's going into hospitals
every day putting their live putting their health on on the line just to take care everybody else
and just to make sure everything they're doing the testing everybody's doing the testing everybody
is out there feeding those people the elderly people people that don't people that can't get you know
all the transportation is going on out there
I'm talking about I was on the road I've seen
so many tractor trailers delivering
food going here going there
everybody that's out there that's putting their health
on the line that's leaving they got to lead their family
every day and don't know
You know health is with a TH not with a F
you just said health
Yeah well how about I say to health
Shout to North Philly
Listen health
At the end of the day
It's the fact of
You got people that's leaving their families every day
And don't know if they're going to be
Get infected bring that back to their home
Just putting anything on the line for everybody
for the great of good
and the prostitutes and the drug dealers
No they don't
They do service right now
The streets are empty
What you got to say about that?
What about the streets being
With the prostitutes?
The host road
No only fans is popping right now
It's jumping
What about the old school holes
They don't have the smartphones
They ain't get no money
Oh your gross
How the old your grow
The trannies
Damn
Damn shit
Everybody
Every piece of this puzzle
Is getting affected by this thing
Okay
Every piece of the puzzle
It's definitely getting affected by it
bottom of the bottom of the bottom of it.
She shot at Oyo Grove.
For anybody don't know about Oyoch Road of that's a, that's a deep part.
For anybody that's out there that's not from Philadelphia that don't know
nothing about Oyoch Road.
O'Yoog Road is one of Gilly legendary old stomping ground.
That's what you're supposed to pop up out there.
Use a post up on the back block.
That's what he used to call you backblock.
He was a post up on the Oyo Road.
Gil used to post up on the back block.
He was allegedly he was selling a tactical limitation ran out.
But allegedly he said he was selling drugs.
I've never seen him serving nobody.
But he's always thought, no, this is my post.
This is my block right here.
I'm posting up out here.
No, Gil was posting up right next to, I mean, where it was going down.
I'm talking about it was a lot of electric slides going on, and he was always playing the music.
He was the DJ and the dancer, so I don't know what's going to be bringing up no, no, no, no, no, no old shit.
Because we remember when they used to call you Locke's Street Low.
Ooh.
No, no, no.
We remember when they used to call you Lucas Street Low.
Can I explain?
L.S.
L.S.
Oh, you know, Locke's Street Love?
No, this is what happened.
It's not like he's saying,
I will clear this out.
Let me get that name.
Let me just, listen.
Let me just get that,
put some detergent on my name.
I'm going to say this.
I was not Locust Street Lowe.
It was just that they had a good sandwich shop downtown,
and it was just in the rainbow section of the city.
I'm not saying it was a good sandwich up.
They were calling your Lucas Street Lowe.
And I don't care.
I was like,
that's what you want to,
you know,
that's what you're into because I respect it.
No judgment here.
No judgment.
But me and we're glad like they weren't calling your Loken Street Lowe.
No, no, no.
My man Cable Dave,
A.k.a. Daube, he put me down with a spot
downtown. It was a sandwich joint.
He was like, yo, they got some hell of a good sandwiches down there.
I'm like, damn, damn.
Dave, man, they are right there.
They're like, no, they're cool.
We ain't on that.
So they had great sandwiches and soups at this one spot.
That's another story.
Shout out to everybody who is helping out.
Everybody's helping out, man.
And, you know, let's shout out the most important thing, you know.
They fuck sports up, man.
No, no, that's not the most important thing.
That's why you're another ass nigg.
The most important thing that I want to say,
I want to send my condolences to everybody out there
that lost a family member around the world
from this vicious virus.
The second most important thing, man,
they fucking cancel sports, man.
Shit, man.
I only know a couple sports play.
I really don't care about sports.
Like, they cancel schools.
Like, first of all, if it affect the young people,
send them little motherfuckers to school, man.
I want to speak for all the moms in his trying time.
For real, I can't even, like,
you can't even get a fresh bleas in the motherfucking crib right now.
Maybe deaths are probably going spike.
Bitches are going to be riding them honda's in the lakes,
blaming them on black men.
Them children are getting on your nerves
and all the moms I'm praying for y'all out there.
Because the niggas just eat and fart and shit and eat
and don't nobody flush.
It's always a turd.
It's always some tissue.
Okay, welcome to be a mom.
Damn.
That's a deep shit.
I don't know.
Men don't know.
From a mom perspective.
You don't know how hard it is.
So we don't know how hard it is to be a mom?
No, how many times you walk into the baby?
from you see a turd okay so let me ask you a question in relationships then who
hold it down who hold it down the who hold it down better in relationships in 2020 the men
of the women the motherfucking women the women is holding shit down i'm gonna say that the women is
actually holding shit down and you know it and ain't no ain't no man holding shit down listen
niggins ain't hold shit down i come from that air i hold shit down i'm old school niggas we're
the man hold shit down use a dime
What's holding shit down?
Let's let's break it down.
Use a unicorn.
From a women perspective,
no,
you know that we're a unicorn.
You know what that is for women,
the unicorns, right?
The ones are like,
you don't know what the unicorn is?
They just be out there single
and they like to slide in them relationships.
Absolutely.
No, when I call him a unicorn and saying,
he's one and one and one of none.
So,
so ask her the question.
I want to ask this question.
What is holding it down as a man?
Explain to us with a man,
when a woman say,
this dude holding it down,
what is that?
What do that look like?
A woman.
Step up to the,
Mike. Thank you.
You're coughing all on that fucking Mike.
Right. You got this fucking wrong.
The only motherfucker that coughed in here was Gilly the King.
You just fucking caught.
The King of Philly.
Snitch back, he cough.
Period.
Period.
He coughed.
I cleared my throat.
Yeah.
Yeah.
All right.
Well, just make sure you clear that motherfucker.
So, so what is that?
What do that look like?
What do a man holding it down look like?
Listen, honestly, all jokes aside.
I mean, holding it down is, I mean, that you don't have to ask for things.
He sees what's going on.
You know what I mean?
He sees that.
The sink is fucking, fucking up.
And the car is put, putt, put.
And he handles that.
You don't have to ask him.
And the man paid a big bill.
The man gives you Wi-Fi bill.
Trash.
What about, what about the whole mortgage?
Do they pay mortgages?
The man paid a mortgage and the taxes on the mortgage.
And the taxes on the mortgage.
And the mortgage is short.
And you ain't think you're supposed to ask to do this.
So, so where do that come from?
No, when it comes to bills, I feel like, especially when you're talking about
purchasing a home, you set that up, y'all talk, y'all talk that out, what we're going to do.
So what about the business?
Okay, so what about men that go 50-50?
They ain't holding it down?
Well, a man that goes 50-50
probably takes a pinky up his asshole too.
Damn, how are you just going to disrespect that man?
I said it.
Wait, how are you just going to throw a pinky in the nigger's ass?
That gives you go 50-50 on the bag.
I come from an error.
You date a guy, get you a squatter in an apartment over the property school.
Explain to what the squad is.
A squad is a cheap vehicle without a check-in-law.
You know, it gets you from A to fucking B
and sometimes to see in the summer.
Okay, so back in the day.
And this was a dude
you was...
What?
Back in the day
when I was...
Back in the day
niggas was blazing you
for a squatter, huh?
Okay.
Now,
so hold on.
Let me just say so.
All right.
I see how we doing.
No.
No, I'm asking you a question.
So back in the day,
if a nigger would have bought you a celebrity,
a fucking...
Grand Marquise.
Okay.
If a nigger would have bought you an 88 grand marquise,
he had a goddamn...
99.
A 99.
Luxury edition.
Luxury edition.
Electric seat.
What year was you were doing...
What year was that in?
What year was in when I was getting it?
Yeah.
Oh, four, or five.
Okay, so, so it could be four or five years back?
No, no, no, no.
A squatter has to be released seven years old.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, that ain't no fucking squatter.
If a nigga buy you a car in 99, that's like a saying, a motherfucker right now who got a
2016 is in a squatter.
No, if a nigga pulled up right now with a 2016 fucking Mayback, you like, we're not talking
no midback.
If a nigga pulled up in the 20s, if a girl pulled up in a 2016, Kea Sedona, it's a fucking
squatter.
No, it's not a squatter.
That's not no squatter.
A squatter is a motherfucker is a motherfucking.
A squatter is a motherfucking car that's old as shit.
A squatter ain't no motherfucking car that's four years to fuck old.
If that's the case, everybody's driving fucking squatters.
Any whore.
In my era, you got a fucking squatter in an apartment.
Right.
So if it was 2010 and that nigger bought you a 2000, your shit.
Hold the fuck up.
Hold up, hold up.
Hold up, hold up.
So you're saying my 2010 Prius is a fucking squatter?
Yes, it just became a squatter.
Fuck is wrong with you.
Hold your shit, get a decade on it.
It's a fucking squatty.
But I didn't have it for a decade.
It don't matter.
Somebody else had that motherfucker for a decade.
How many times do you have to stretch when you get out that little motherfucker?
No, that joint is noise.
Tell him it's comfortable.
You know what I mean?
Cities we rode two in that joint.
Right.
You have to show me because it looks uncomfortable from our side.
You're tripping.
I come from an era where a nigga was excited to buy you something.
He said, oh, look what I did.
A little young girl, I did this and that.
Nowadays, these niggils want you to do something for them.
Like what?
What do they want you to do for them?
They want a fucking outfit.
They want a goddamn game system.
They don't want to pay no bills.
So is it a lot of women going through that right now?
How many outfits you bought?
I've bought an outfit.
A or how many?
One.
How many do you?
So you only bought a nigga one fit in your whole life?
You want to sit here and lie?
No, I ain't mind.
How many pairs of sneaks you bought?
I've never bought sneaks.
How many haircuts you paid for?
I didn't pay for a few haircuts.
What about weed?
So let me ask you.
Oh yeah.
We ain't got to ask that.
Hold up.
Hold up.
You ain't got to ask that.
You don't bought some nigger some weed.
No,
I let that nigga hit the weed.
I've never purchased no man,
no goddamn weed.
Will you purchase the weed?
Listen,
I was raised that you don't do things.
I purchased the weed.
We smoked it together.
Okay.
You didn't go smoke that weed with nobody.
No,
I let him get high with me.
But you bought the weed.
I let him get it high with me.
But you bought the weed.
And he rolled it in walked this store.
Okay, but you provided the mayor of wine.
So did you buy the blunts too?
I ain't even bought a weed
The weed man gave me the weed for free
Bitches is
Listen, listen
If he gave you the weed for free
I don't even buy weed
But let me just tell you something
Oh that's something
Let me just tell you something
That's another story
If you ain't buy the weed
But we just want to stick to the nigga
We'll stick to it
So even if you did
Let me tell you something
This is getting deep
Let's go
I just snapped on my daughter
The other day
Because I was like
When you and the little nigger
Go out
You be paying for shit
What did you say?
No I don't pay for nothing
Okay, because you better not be paying for shit
Because we got a rule in this motherfucker house
If a nigga can't feed you, he don't need you
Listen
Fuck is wrong with you
How the fuck you go out with a nigger
And you pay for him to fuck to eat
Well, I don't give a fuck about the millenniums
He better tap into some old school shit then
Is this a pastor? You feel what I'm saying?
So at the end of the day
At the end of the day
If my daughter would have paid for a nigger
eat more than likely
I was giving other money
so you didn't so just because
the weed no just because the weed man
gave you the weed that weed
was still yours let me
tell you something and you shared it with a nigger
listen so you
put the nigger on you you provided
weed for the nigger no he
walked to the poppy he bought the
Dutch I let him smoke I let him
he rolled it and we smoked together
oh all right that's crazy man so it's a lot of women out here
buying fits listen women are
buying dick. I think now's the time
women really getting money, and at this point it's just
you putting it in the budget. Like, I want some young
cock. I gotta buy the stick of Xbox.
Me personally, I couldn't
do it. Kiddy Cat don't get wet.
I got to buy you shit. It's just, it's unattractive.
I might as well fuck you, you know.
You ever fuck the nigga? Like with a strap
in his ass? No.
Never. Did you ever feel like you
was fucking a nigga? Like, shut up, nigga, yeah.
I feel like I should have
fucked my baby fiber with a strap.
how much information y'all want
who's your baby family name
Chuck
why you wasn't
going to hit Chuck in the ass
what type of thing
like he would have liked it
damn
what is it
shots fired
yes
damn she just threw
chucky under the fucking
50 50 I don't know
because he was 50 50
I don't know
she threw Chuck
anybody 50 50
she just
threw him under the bus
rode over him
and reversed it
damn
fuck the
no but seriously
what did Chuck do to you though
for you
for you don't want to put
a all out
He's an excellent father.
He's an excellent father.
There's no judgment here.
If you wanted to call the closet.
So why did you just put an all-out assault on a million dollars worth a game on Chuckie's ass?
All I said was, if I could have fucked me in my exes with a strap in his asshole, I would have picked him.
Can you stay close to the mic?
Yes, I'm sorry.
I'm very physical.
I want this point to be made.
I come from an era where niggas like to buy you something.
You bitch is living in the era where these niggas want you to buy them something.
Okay?
And it's tax time, bitch.
Stop letting them fuck up your refund.
Okay?
He's going to tell you he's going to flip that money.
He's not going to flip that money.
he's not going to flip it.
He's going to fuck that money up.
Every tax time he fucked that money up again and again and again.
He fucked that money up.
Why don't buy you some fairty facts to flip your own tax money?
No, but this is the old twist.
A dude that goes, ladies, no disrespect,
but a dude that could flip that money,
he's already flipping money before your money is even involved in anything.
He's already getting people.
A hustler's already out here operating.
He's not sitting around and the queen of eating up all the motherfucking cereal,
he's waiting for your shit to land.
No, no, he's not a hustling.
But see, what about when they come to the story and say,
Oh, the pot broke, the bitch come,
the police came, I threw that.
You're going to make it happen.
You're going to make it happen.
You're going to make it happen.
Oh, Demona, he's making a goddamn thing.
I'm saying you.
I'm talking about, listen, if you, if you're a hustler,
you're going to hustle.
See, everybody keeps talking about it.
Oh, I'm going to say, no.
See, one thing about it, you got different type of people.
You've got drug dealers and you got hustlers.
A drug dealer is somebody that need drugs to get money.
A hustler is somebody that can sell shit to a diary ass on the toilet.
They'll sell you this paper right here, and you don't even need it.
Don't forget about the take money, niggas.
Take money, that too.
Or whatever.
But what I'm saying is,
and I'm not talking about no illegal shit.
If you were grinding,
you got people out here that's hustling jobs,
got two, three jobs.
They grind and they're going up
and they're stacking their paper,
they're building up,
and they're getting on their feet.
Speaking of jobs,
you know what debate's been going on a lot
on Twitter,
nine to five guy or the street guy.
Some women will never date a nine and five guys.
No, but see, this is the whole twist, though.
This is the whole twist, though.
And I'm going to say this, though.
Shout out to all the nine to five guys
because I'm going to say this.
Let me tell you something.
How are you going to do it,
baby girl all you chicks out there i don't want to date a nine to five do let me tell you something
very important you don't want to date a nine to five do so you want to date a 10 to 20 dude
what the fuck you're going to do talking about oh no he got a job when that not that nine to five
20 the nine to five boy still going to be out here getting money living his life every day
stacking it up building the building his whole career his career up and all that stuff
about time 10 to 20 get done doing that 10 to 20 and he's going to have a nine to five in jail for
42 cent so about time he
get back my man he gonna be able to travel the world
on his home
you know how time that nigga get done
yeah doing that 10 to 20
if you're still with him you probably
than had about 10 to 20 different
dicks up in you think about that
no the girl that wants the guy
that she won't date the 9 and 5
guy she's selfish she's not riding no
bed with him she's only in it for the money
even if a woman is a man if you meet
a woman but she might have a kid so you're done
once you have a kid you stuck with him though
what I'm saying is that the
The ladies that's looking for the street big, but she's only in it for money anyway.
You hit, but no.
She's not in it for a family.
But her, she's momentary.
She's, a lot of them chicks is the momentarily joint.
They just are part of the, they just a part of it.
I'm the opposite.
I wouldn't date a street guy.
Everything that comes with a street guy, I buried a guy before is this.
It's not a good feeling.
I would never take another street nigger series.
There's nothing attached to them but jail or death.
And if you're lawyer, you'll go to jail with him.
Because then people are going to ask you, y'all went to Ruba.
You know, you bitches go to jail for going on vacation.
People don't know that.
Spending that drug money
So you've been to jail though
Yeah I've been to jail
How long you was in jail for?
I did a year
Before
Oh no no
That's a real bit
You're doing stories from the cell today
Wait wait
Did you do since the ladies in there?
I have never
Done anything with a woman
And not even anything
Did anybody rip your jumper off
In jail?
No but
No we'll talk about it later Gil
Story from myself
I mean jail you know
Anything about
I can see it in your face
I would tell you
I really would say
This my thing
And I'm curious
Somebody ate that pussy
No, I'm curious about
I'm curious about fucking a girl
I can look in the motherfucker eyes
I talk the motherfuckers for a living
I already look in your eyes
somebody ate that pussy in that thing
I have never in my life
done anything with a girl
not even a kiss not a finger not a hug
Let me tell you something
You did a year up in it
Yes I did a year on FTC
Shout out the FDC
Free to Jells
You know what I smell
What you smell
A motherfucker fucking liar
Somebody ate that pussy
I've never dated a girl
Honestly
And I'm curious
And I'm curious, but it's my thing.
If I'm going to date a woman, I want to date a woman, I can look at her background.
You know, smokers, crackheads go to jail, gain weight, and they look amazing in three months.
And then they walk around with straight backs.
That's not who eating this good.
Well, it is because you know what's crazy.
Fuck it.
No, no, no, no.
No, no, fuck that.
Now I know what's going on.
This motherfucker had a crackheads is regular people.
I know what it is.
He broke his fucking virginity with a crackhead.
Every nigga in the whole fucking crackhead.
I know what you broke his.
No, no.
I'm going to take some shit like this.
You broke him.
Both of you fuck crackies.
Don't you ever downplay no.
Both of you fuck crackies.
I know, nigger, you came into the game with a cracker.
My hand job, but you served in the game with a cracker.
I had a head job, bitch.
Yeah, it was a kiss in the hand job.
What?
Oh, my.
It wasn't a cracket.
It wasn't no cracket.
I never know you kissed.
I got a head job.
No, you just were supposed to go in a blaze.
You kissed the bitch.
He's lying.
Can I explain some to you.
I just wanted to put a lady.
Now I know what you're going on.
No, hold up.
Now I know what you're saying.
I got it to the lady.
He had a fucking apartment
of my state road.
Now he's the catch
all the chicks that came home
from jail.
Did you kiss?
All the crack heads
when they got sick.
No, fuck that.
Listen, y'all.
No, I ain't talking about him.
We have to explain
to the lady.
I'm talking about the regular girl.
To the lady that's watching.
And y'all got on street niggas.
And y'all love those drug dealers.
Your first was a dog.
Nicky you bare back that fucking smoker
and right.
We were talking about Benjamin Franklin School
on the side block,
and I got out of the car.
I had the Pontiac Sunburr
and you barebacked on the backseat
and I was on the corner
watching the cops.
So don't fucking put no smut on my name.
I was watching the cop.
You're like, I ain't got no hat.
I'm like, is that raw dog?
He's beer back.
He's a fucking beard.
He's beer back.
I want all the women watching.
If you date a drug dealer, he fucked the crackhead.
You go put that sweat on my name.
You know that small block right there.
And I got out the car.
I got the car.
And I had the great Pony and Exambor
if I'm going to jail.
Don't do that.
Don't do that.
Are these people going to put this?
What makes it so crazy,
what make it so fucking crazy is that he
mixed it in some real shit.
With some boozy, he did have a great buddy at some bird.
No, he was in the back.
Can we please explain to these ladies what's going on it?
If y'all let them street niggas, every street nigger you know,
lost in Virginia to a crackhead.
No, fuck his you talk about you tripping.
Both of the fuck crackheads.
Ain't nobody trying to hear that.
So y'all never had sex with a crack head.
I don't want to assume you sold drugs, but if you're so sold drugs,
you got some coochie from a crackhead.
Let me tell you something.
And there's nobody's not trying to hear that shit.
I can look at your eyes and tell.
I ain't never got no fucking.
He did he bare back to two pussy from no crack head.
That was wild.
Did you get a dick suck from a crazy?
Oh, you're going to lie?
You got a lot?
Have you got it?
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
You never got to, you got, I'm going to say no dick.
Don't, I'm talking about the basement.
I'm talking about Nanny Bixman.
Switch!
Don't talk.
You ain't, you're talking about the whole thing.
You were an ass-on-necked in the nanny basement.
You were I come down to see it.
Only thing you had on was the socks.
You were the ass-o-knit.
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Now back to what I was saying
I'm not even going to talk about
Nanny basement I'm gonna take that back
I ain't gonna say me
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All right
But as we move on
Listen man
Let's go real friends
Vers fake friends
A fake friend
We live in the world
Where there was so many fake friends
And the way that the measuring stick
That you use for fake friend
Tell them motherfucking know
Three four times
No no no no
Three four times
you want to find out if a motherfucker's really your friend
how you got to do is tell them no once
would you feel about that right oh you got to do is tell them no once
because if a motherfucker
can't accept that the fact that you're telling them
no they're going to start showing distance
they're going to start acting different they're going to start
a real friend can take a no all right cool and we still
won't keep it moving because a real friend
understand that you got real
shit going on in your life too
it's not just about
what I got going on in my life
and my problems and
a motherfucker first of all
friendship
don't have nothing to do with
what a motherfucker could do for you
friendship is about
how I treat you
and how you treat me
and how we vibe
when we together
how we don't mind being around each other
and kicking it
and talking about different topics
because let's be for real
you got certain motherfuckers
as soon as you walk into a place
they could be there
you know you ain't standing on
but as a friend somebody
you know growing up
growing up I had friends sometime
where's though
was they my friend
because they was willing to risk
they free them in their life
but when real shit came
these are the same people
they wouldn't stop past
my grandma's house
to check on her when I was in jail
but at the same time
I'm thinking because you got a lot
of young cats out here
they have a misconception
of what a homie is
and what friends is like oh no
when it's time to do
some dumb shit when it's time to go violate some people, violate some property, violate the
environment. Oh, you're my homie. But if I go to jail, is you going to stop past
my, and see my child? And you're going to stop past and see my mom. See how she doing. She got
any groceries. Like, like during this time right now, there's a bunch of dudes that put
their lives on the line for dudes. They're in the penitentiary. Or they did whatever they
at. And at their time, these had this loyalty, this crime loyalty. But is any of you
niggas out there stopping by to go call anybody or go check on boo-boo they got killed or the
dudes, the rest of peace. My day one, all you, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a,
ever mention your name.
They ain't going to never forget you.
Is y'all in any of their grandmoms?
Are they people who's doing this trying time?
Doing this Corona time?
Oh, no.
All that homie shit will go out the way.
So you got to be real mindful of who you call your homie, who you have around you and what it's
about.
It's not about somebody that always gives about somebody that's going to be real with you,
going to tell you the truth.
Even when it ain't, even when it don't sound right or they don't feel right,
they're going to give it to you, just like that.
And it ain't going to be about what you can take.
It's going to be mutually beneficial.
That's what a real friendship is about.
I feel like you got a title of them things, right?
every relationship you and you can't just call it a friend i mean i got girlfriends that's the
club bitch you know what i got girlfriends that's the you know shop with bitch i got girlfriends that
but i'll call you my friend i could trust you the number one thing i'm looking for is a pull-up i
need to be able somebody to call me say i'm tripping you know like you need to not do that right
and a real friend a real friend is going a real friend is going to check you
check the shit out of you whether whether they feel like it's going to harness the relationship
Not a real friend is going to always be like, no, bro, I don't agree with that.
I don't agree with it.
If you got a nigger around you that agree with everything, he ain't no friend.
But check you with love, though.
That niggas is a puppet.
Because I feel like you missed a message.
That nigger got strings in his back.
You feel what I'm saying?
Any niggins that you can do like this?
Yes, man.
They got strings in every nigger that I hang with.
We have disagreements and arguments.
I can't say arguments, but you know how it is.
Nick, you're crazy.
I don't have arguments with you.
I just check you in that age.
No, no, you ain't never checked me.
First of all, nigga with them glasses on and never check me.
Fuckers him mad with you.
These legendary glasses are gone.
Oh, I'm talking about world champions in what he's fucking type of glasses.
You know what type of linebackers and motherfucking athletes,
top flight athletes in wore glass like this.
You know how I mean, tell about a hell of a guy.
Dude that was hot shots for these fucking glasses.
You're fucking crazy.
I can't you.
I'm going to find a picture of some shit with Mike with some legendary glass like this.
Mike ain't never had some shit.
Mike didn't have some shit.
Not your, Lance Armstrong, he was a legend, too.
He won.
He's a fucking universal, a universal, all-American champion, all-universal champion.
Fuck as you talking.
I feel like when you check somebody, you have to check him in love.
He was good at riding bikes.
Fellas.
That was something at time.
I do you have to check people with respect and love.
If you check me, you're disrespected me, I'm missing a whole fucking message.
You know what I mean?
If you're checking me, but you're putting me down or you're trying to, you know,
I think it's important that you show somebody respect.
Respect is everything, especially in a relationship, but friendship.
I got girlfriends.
I've been friends with her friends with for 17 years.
you ain't going to meet too many bitches with friends that long.
No, you're right.
It's rare.
Me and my bitch have been down for 15 years plus.
No, you ain't going to find that.
We checked the shit out of each other,
but you have to respect each other.
Right.
Because I'm not going to hear you if you're trying to play me
while you're checking me.
I can't hear that.
It seems like we living in a town right now where it's though.
Nobody fuck with each other too long.
Like you can just go on Instagram,
see somebody with down.
They don't fuck with them no more.
Even a relationship.
And everything is momentarily.
Because, because,
because a lot of times,
a lot of times motherfuckers fuck with each other for
beneficial purposes.
What can you do for me?
Right.
That Instagram went up.
And then it's a what have you done for me lately type of situation.
So you know how I go.
But let's get into men,
man, man, man, man.
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One thing about the lawnmower 3.0, it got the LED light on there.
So we got a pussy dick.
Walo, you don't never near it?
No, I never did that.
You know what I actually tried it, but it burned.
They got the penis.
So I never, I said, wow.
And I put near on my head when I was in jail.
They got the pussy penis.
The black magic.
That's what's going to compare this.
That's a danger.
But they had near too.
I put that on there.
So that shit burned my hair up.
One of my homies, he had put some.
Listen, listen, shout out to all the people in the joints.
But listen, he burnt my joint.
But listen, let me say this, though.
One thing I like about the lawn mirror, it got the LED light on there.
And the battery lasts for 90 minutes.
So when you...
Your glasses got lights on them?
Huh?
Your glasses got lights on them.
That might be my new shit.
That might be the drip alert.
Glasses with light on it.
That's a new drip alert.
I'm ready to drop on them.
Merch.
Come out with your own and put lights on.
So just cut the lights on the night time.
The Jones on the side so you can see clearly and people can see you coming.
I literally never hated an inanimate.
Back in the day, but back in the day,
I'm gonna tell you about that, but I fucking hate your glasses.
It don't even matter.
Law &more, you better get you.
Listen, one thing about this is lawnmower.
You better start hooking up for Gina.
You better start cleaning your stuff up.
You know what I mean?
You got your lawnmower, so we're going to activate that.
So you're not bald, what are you?
Like, just got a, number one, number seven?
You got a hustling.
He got a bush.
Let me tell you something.
You just trim it.
I can see you trimming it down.
I'm asking you all to you.
That's another story.
You got a pussy penis.
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highlight them.
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Like, I use the cologne in all land.
Yeah, you love it.
Did you use the ball cologne yet?
Like, the ball deodor?
They got the ball deodor?
They got the ball deodor?
Yeah, you know, I love that.
That's the whole.
Balls are so smelly.
I was just talking about that.
How often do y'all bathe?
Let me ask you a question.
So how often do you do?
You're not answering my question.
Oh, now I shall wear a day.
How often do you bathe?
How often do you submerge your ball sack?
No.
Oh, I don't do that.
I don't take that.
How often do you do in the tub?
I took one.
Testicles in hot water.
Oh, this thing only had one bath since 76.
They don't have tubs upstate.
Like, nine of you home.
How often do you all the time?
He don't get in a tub.
I don't get in the tub.
I think it's very important for submerge in the tub.
Listen, just imagine you get in the tub.
Soot this nudge one time in the last 34 years.
Just imagine a sack of skin real close to your bones.
Nick ain't been in the time since he's soaking balls.
I understand what you're saying, but think about this.
No, no, you need to watch your balls in the time.
You never know if something are going to fucking happen.
That's why the shower time is real, it's straight to the point.
Shish, shh.
You should do it twice a week.
I appreciate your baths.
You got to sit the hot dog in some water sometimes, bro.
That's another story.
It's a sack of getting to your butt old.
Me and I was worth a game, man.
We ain't trying to hear anything about the sats.
Sometimes you got to sit the hot dog and beans and some water.
You're not comfortable, ain't it?
Like the hot water on your back, the bubbles, bass, saw, to blunt.
You got to start taking baths because you've been a little musty.
I'm going to keep it all.
No, he's lying on me.
He's lying on me.
He's lying on me.
I don't want to change your name to ML, musty low.
You feel what I'm saying?
Wow.
For real.
It smells very good in here for the viewers.
Nobody smells too bad today.
You got a little stench coming from you, too, but I ain't want to say nothing.
Wow.
No, I'm just playing with you.
He called twice before this shit started.
Run with that.
Yes, he did.
Snitch back.
Three times.
You hear me?
This million dollars worth a game, right?
I just want to tell all the youth, right?
All the youth, right?
I ain't really want to go into my DM and get a question out of there.
I just want to tell the youth the importance of just being a leader, man.
Just being a leader and understanding that it's cool to be like,
nah that shit y'all doing ain't for me man
I'm cool
I'm gonna stay in my lane man
the problem is man
when you young
you be trying to develop what lane you're gonna go in
and a lot of times
you might know a lane ain't even for you but you pick it
because that's the lane for your man
and he's so he he already know what lane is for him
you're still trying to figure your way out but you
pick that lane because
you ain't being a leader
you're being a follower
fucking I don't really want to
I'm gonna keep it all the way of real
it's been times that I don't want to
do shit on some
revenge shit and
I really didn't want to do it
I ain't
you know megous punched on you
nigga you're the fuck
I ain't I'm cool
they ain't do nothing
but you do it because you feel like it's this
you got this fake
ass allegiance alliance with with with with with with with with with with niggas who you probably
ain't even going to be friends with five years from now so just like while oh said if a
nigger risk is life for you do that mean of your friend if it don't be one of them
youngans that got to go to the penitentiary to realize that I used to hang with 10
niggers and I only really got two friends don't be one of them
niggas to figure it out.
Then you come on from jail
after doing the dime, man.
I ain't fucking with niggas, man.
Shit.
You knew you shouldn't have been fucking
with niggas back then.
Because I truly
believed that. And this is just
what I truly believe.
I truly believe that the smart
niggas that indulge
in the bullshit,
the shit happened to them
niggas the fastest.
Because God know,
bitch, you know better.
A little Ron Rown grew up with his mom was dead.
His father was in jail.
His grandma was 65.
She was sleep by 6 o'clock.
He could do anything the fuck he wanted growing up.
It's 5, 7, 8.
He never had a curfew.
Niggas was 13 could come in with a God know that nigga.
He ain't really had no shot yet out here.
He's still trying to figure out shit.
That's just what I believe.
I believe that's really how we go
The motherfuckers that really know
Why the fuck am I doing this dumb ass shit
A lot of times they go to jail
Where they get killed the fastest
Because they ain't even really all the way in
With what they doing
They one foot in and one foot out
I know if you're doing this shit
God damn thanks
My motherfucking little round round
Go rob some shit
You like this man
Yeah, nigga
We got that bag, nigga
You like this, thank God
So at the end of the day
To all the youngans, man
Try your best
Man to be a leader, man
And follow what's in your heart, man
And not what's in another nigga's heart, man
Because at the end of the day
When you go on trial
It's going to be you against that
motherfucking jury
It's going to be you against that judge
When you go in that casket
They ain't put nobody in that motherfucking casket with you
It's going to be you that take that fucking
Honda of court ride to heaven, man
So just
I just wanted to put that on the youngans out there, man,
because we keep losing more and more young niggins.
Every time we turn around somebody,
we know what came across and got murdered or getting a thousand years or so.
I got a, I got to add to that.
And I want to take my motherfucking shots off of this so you can look into my eyes.
Please do.
I want you to look into my eyes.
I want you to understand this shit.
All of them years that I spent in jail.
will fuck me up more than anything
was that everybody that I knew
that was doing life
they all killed the motherfucker about some shit
they don't even know
I'm talking about some shit that could have been
I'm talking about resolved
I'm talking about some minute shit
I'm talking about somebody
and I'm saying the thing
when you think about it like motherfuckers
out here killing motherfuckers every day
just kill them motherfuckers
about shit that can be talked about
I'm talking about everybody is just
just so, I'm talking about fill with all these,
everybody's ultra-emotional and just,
everything, soon as something happened,
they got these reactions.
Like, and I, and I, but it seemed like most people,
they got reactions like women these days.
Like, from being around,
it seemed like everybody was around their mom too much.
And like, and it's due to a lot of dudes not being in a,
in a child's life, they don't have no man around.
The young boy, he's growing up with his,
with his sisters and his, and his cousins,
his girl cousins, his aunts and all them around.
It seemed like dudes just grab these female traits.
The traits of, you know, when a woman, they snap, they can't do anything.
They bust your windows out.
It's just this crazy, extreme shit they go to.
You know what I'm talking about.
But I'm talking about, like, this shit take, you to shout them up, fucking, killed them,
and don't even know why you walking around in a yard for 40 years.
I'm talking about nobody, nobody can, and it's not something that I asked somebody,
but it's just the fact of everybody that I know Selleys and anybody did this time.
It's like, nobody got to, and I ain't saying there's a reason.
And nobody, they just like, man, what happened is, we just arguing next thing you know,
gun went off.
You never met nobody with a solid reason.
No, it ain't no, now, I knew one motherfucker, somebody slapped his grandma.
He was from down North Philly.
Somebody did something to his grandma.
Now, that reaction is a different reaction.
All right, but there's nobody that could say, all this shit was about, he had a corner.
That corner wasn't yours.
You killed the motherfucker about somebody that y'all could resolve.
He was slanging on the corner, I killed him, or he said this, I killed him.
Now, motherfuckers is getting killed off of.
this.
Just tighten something.
I'm gonna slide through.
Motherfucking kill you about that shit.
Right.
Like a motherfucker,
I slid through,
y'all wasn't out there.
Motherfucker would take your life
about an Instagram post
and then you know what they'd do?
A motherfucker would take your life
and then they'll fuck everything up
that they mother worked for
because now they mom got a mortgage to house,
get the money to a lawyer
that's going to sell you out.
You ain't going.
He's not going to beat the case.
Because newsflash,
they got you running down the street
on every camera on the block.
The poppy store got you on the camera
the Chinese store got you on the camera the hair salon got you on the camera
Miss Barbara Jean house they got a camera outside because her uncle no electricity
I mean her son got electricity game so he put that out everybody got a camera
What is 20,000 to fire a homicide?
No but listen in a block in the city block is a zillion cameras motherfuckers got rings on
their door it's a thousand cameras like your motherfuckers are still doing some some crazy shit
so you really need to think about what you're doing and how your actions is going to affect the
environment you got all these people you're fucking up people property value people trying to
bring the neighborhood up motherfuckers worrying about justification no you need to be worrying about the
motherfucker that's fucking up the neighborhoods right now and fucking up the value in it right
for the people that own them homes and the people that staying that ain't going nowhere so you'll post
up and fuck somebody whole shit up and then you go to jail you're fucking your mom money and all that
shit they're trying to pay for these lawyers and then you in there you crying and you bitch you
like my whole thing stand on you stand on what you do right one thing I do come on what you do
No, motherfuck
No, listen, I went writing
and worked with the kids
did my time.
Went in there,
everybody thought I was crazy
reading, writing.
But what I'm saying is,
stay and doing that shit.
You ain't come home,
bitter.
No, that's the whole thing.
Did the dude being in jail?
This the whole joint in jail.
And I know some of y'all
that heard this.
Yeah, man, everybody out there,
they suckers and motherfuckers is rats
and motherfuckers is this.
As soon as you go to jail
and ain't nobody fucking with you,
you was terrorizing the whole neighborhood,
bro.
Like, nobody's fucking with you.
Don't nobody always.
News splash to anybody out there
that's packed.
in them, they got your hammer on you, you're ready to move,
you ready to put somebody down, you ready to drop somebody,
you got the 30 on, you got all that shit,
it's going to be a lonely ride.
Even when you're in that ground or doing that bit.
Ain't nobody sending you shit.
Because let me tell you something,
as soon as you lead the block,
and they say guilty,
and that motherfucking judge sends you,
what's going to happen is,
it's going to be another young boy that's going to come on the block
and they're going to forget you
because he'll be more treacherous and savage than you.
So at the end of the day,
don't be mad when you go to jail
and you think the world going to stop.
The world is not stopping for you, bro.
At all.
Shorty, she's going to start fucking with boo-boo.
You're right.
You will literally forget about you.
They will forget about your ass.
Wait, hold on.
You did some time, right?
Yeah, I did some time.
Welcome to.
You do stories from the cell.
Stories from the cell.
Brought to you by white girl.
You in jail.
No, I ain't, what the fuck?
Black girl.
White girl.
White girl.
Mona.
My first cellie, when I got, when I first got in the room.
What did you go to jail for?
Well, damn.
That's why we're doing it.
Yeah, fuck you mean.
You leave your truth.
What you go to jail for?
I went to jail with robbery and firearms.
What you go to jail for?
Gun possession and manufacturing and distribution.
Oh, you was out here to travel.
Wait, wait, talk the fuck up.
Fuck you whispered.
I said gun possession and manufacturing and drug.
What?
I got food stamps in two different cities.
No.
I went to jail for guns and coke and shit.
Would everybody go to jail for?
Okay.
That's the bad.
Okay, say no more.
Go ahead.
All right.
Two squirrels.
I told you the story.
Um, crazy
Did you ever have a moment
when you thought you was a big drug dealer
because you had a little,
and you only really had bullshit drugs
and you thought you was really winning?
First of all,
I thought I was the shit because I used to get
the hard from Maryland,
okay,
and take it up to the polka notes.
Poconos was $100 a gram.
We want to really talk about it.
Yeah, we want to talk about it.
Okay, so I would take it out
to the popcorn.
We just want to know our truth.
I think you've been wanting to say it the whole time.
I'm just saying because you keep back it.
It's much, much, much too big.
Unless you got a 402 size.
Gil.
We need you to talk
There's nothing like a dick
I've never seen the big deal
So the way you grabbed that
And said that
That was real spicy
Don't come on the show like that
To do it
Not me to do it
Not me
No but you grabbed it
And I don't know
It's a lot of gay
In you windows
In this motherfucker
I'm gonna say that
And I'm straight
We ain't got a problem with the gay people
Right
We don't have no problem with that
Wildest shit in jail
My first cell
No we didn't say the wildest shit
We want a story from the cell
Okay a story from the cell
I got into my cell
We had just mad
I just moved into their unit
And the girl name was Rashida
Shout out to you, Rashida, cute
Still fuck you, fuck no
Big back, black, despicable me body
Bigger at the top, small to the bottom
Call him Biggie Smalls
Oh, okay
Jealous
How you're gonna give a shout out in slamming?
Super jealous, fuck you Rashida, if you watch it's super jealous to me
But I was already on a top bunk
Because you know when you come in in somebody's hut
You get the top on unless you're going to really try to bully this person
Into the bottom bunk
For the people at home you don't want to be on the top
you want to be on the fucking bottom.
No, you don't.
No, you don't.
I want to be on the top.
See, I want to be the fuck on the top.
See, you fucked up.
I specialize.
I don't want to be closer to the mics.
I specialize and retreat.
You did it time too?
No, he didn't do no fucking time.
I did enough time.
He did a week.
He did a week and somebody flipped the pancake.
The fuck.
They called the pancake when he came out.
But listen, let me explain something to you.
You want to be on the top.
You know why you like to be on the top?
Because it's a better method.
If somebody come and they try to attack you, when you're on the bottom, it's easy to check.
But when you're atop, ah, that's when you activate your feet.
I mean, it depends on the jail.
I know people that don't want to go to the bottom because there's rats in the jail.
Depends what type of jail.
They're a part of, you feed them.
You feed, put a little snack down there, let them activate the door.
You're all as good as your old head.
I mean, his old head name Earl.
That just says it all.
Either way, no shade to Earl.
God bless him.
But no, Roshita, I remember the room, the hut, the cell was real clean.
And she was like, you know, I just like to keep it clean.
And, you know, I'm Muslim.
So I just want to keep it a certain.
So I'm like, okay, that's cool.
I'm cool with being clean.
So, you know, I'm getting acclimated.
I lay down.
She's like, and just to run it past you,
she goes sit on the toilet
and she pulls her panties down.
She farts on the toilet,
and she flushes her fart.
She flushed her fart.
She ain't put the courtesy sheet up?
We didn't have that.
Damn.
I was jelling.
Yeah, we jelling.
So she farts and flushes on it.
So, you know, I chuckle.
That was cute.
She farted on it.
She said, well, I'm going to need you to do the same.
We have to fart.
I need you to climb from up there.
Sit your ass on this toilet.
And then flush your fart away.
Because I don't like to smell that shit.
Big Rashida.
Shout out the Big Rashida.
I look that bitch, Jenner.
I said, I'm flushing no fucking fart, bitch.
You was right in him.
That's one thing about gel.
You had to get your respect from the door.
Them bitches are, I'm light bright.
Because we were supposed to get to the light skin thing.
I'm light bright.
They think you saw from you light skin.
Colorism affects the, you listen.
I want to be careful what I say because colorism is such a big deal.
It's not just a big deal.
Is that a fucking word colorism?
colorism colorism is a word colorism is people being discriminated against because of their
shita had you fart on that drink flushing them like like rachita can get it today bitch i ain't flush no
no far and i ain't flushing no farther you about that shit is the thing about it's the thing
about it like most bullies they don't even know how to respond when you take it right there
you know what i mean that's why my response was i ain't flushing no fart bitch bitch i put the husky
yeah i don't got a scary bone in my body i'm lying hearted like bitch you at
They bang my head against his wall for me to fart in this toilet.
What did she say?
Girl, you're crazy.
What activities did you do in jail?
I used to walk the top tier and then running into steps and walk the bottom tier
and I would count that as one.
You're working out.
I always worked out.
What was your favorite meal?
Chowloon.
Chow hall, not in the cell, not all common.
Say chahawah.
What was your favorite chowal?
Chicken, of course, the once of my chicken.
I don't eat that shit.
I like boiled eggs and turkey sauces when they give us boiled eggs.
They gave you all turkey size.
What's the one was you in?
FTC, federal.
No, I'm a state boy.
They don't give you no motherfucking side.
I don't go to no state, no county.
Classy bitch.
That was the only activities you had?
I'm not done.
I played basketball one time and got crossed up by our old bitch from D.C.
And the bitch made my ankle swell up.
First thing never happened.
She crossed me that good.
Her name was Wanda.
You know, Walo was the three-time state champion in the dance contest.
I was just said he was a wrestler.
He was.
Big Flair.
Woo!
That's just I used to say it in his cell.
He used to be like, who will.
Fucking lie.
No, I got another crazy job story.
Look, I got another cellie.
She was this big, literally, right?
She was from D.C.
I first came in the room.
She was like, look, you know, I don't want no trouble.
Shout out to D.C.
I need shout out to D.C.
South East, everybody, Barry Farms.
I need both lockers because you get, you know, two lockers.
Oh, she was ready to put it down on you.
I'm like, what?
Like, I need both lockers.
But look, I'm telling me we're going to be straight.
So I'm like, in my head, I can't fight this.
No, she got a bunch.
No, but there was a OG Jones.
She was rich.
She was, she had money, she was true.
This bitch was, when I tell you hit the jackpot, I'm talking about, the bitch had sweatsuits in my size.
So I got any Walkman socks.
Oh, so you made, she made you a bitch.
Come close to D.
And listen, I started calling her, I started calling her dad, right?
So my dad did time, dig it, wait a minute.
Look, I'm keeping it real.
I was young.
Talk to me.
So, I'm on the phone with my.
She fucked her brakes off.
I'm going to fuck her door.
How are you going to call her father?
I'm on the phone with my father.
How are you going to call him a bitch dad in jail?
My father?
She fucked.
My father?
I told you, I looked in her eyes and I said she got fucked in the joint.
If I got fucked in jail, I would tell it y'all.
Listen, my father did 10 years upgrade it for rights.
I'm on the phone with my dad.
I probably know your dad.
What years are you doing?
Damon.
Damon Dixon.
You like that dad.
He definitely would know a nigger named Damon Dixon.
No, I'm just kidding.
No, no.
We just sound like a dick.
Pause, pause, listen, so.
I'm on the phone with my father and I'm like, I'm like, pop.
I'm like, pop.
I'm like, pop, I'm going to call him pop, the girl from D.
pop what's up what time we eat
he said oh oh oh I know you ain't
got no bitch dad in that motherfucker
he was like no you can't do
that shit don't do that but I'm telling I tell you
we had chefs this bitch is cooked for us
breakfasts and sold for mill
like out of her sweatsuits and walkmans
and rebops and rebots she gave you some rebots
she stole your soul
that was my dad and all the bitches was much
that line fuck the leather
and guess what else I used to do
I used to put my chair in front of the door
when she fucked bitches and I would watch out
listen she fucked the whole
So you mean to tell me she was fucking bitch
But they fuck you and you're selling
She never tried me, she was looking at me like a kid
She had you in between them titty's mother
No, all jokes is I need to be no
The first time I eat some pussy y'all gonna know about it
Because I'm gonna wear straight backs
And I'm gonna get you bitch's tax refund
No, you at least got your pussy eight
You'll at least got your pussy eight big girl
I have never done anything with a girl
And the first time I do I'm gonna come
I'm gonna tell y'all
Daddy bleased the shit out you and everybody
Daddy looked like Fazi on love
I don't get fuck what daddy looked like
Daddy had the snacks
Let me ask you something
And Daddy had the sweatsuitan walkman.
And Daddy had that, yeah.
She was rich.
That bitch was rich.
You know how she got rich, though?
Keep it real.
She sold wellbutrin.
It was a depression medication, but they only gave it in D.C.
So she came over with it.
If you take a couple of them and feel like an e-pill, this bitch was rich.
She was this shit.
Shout out to the pop.
All right, man, listen.
She's still calling a pop on the street.
Shout up to your fucking daddy.
Listen, this is the whole twist, though.
I never fucked the girls.
At the end of the day.
These bitches in my damn, your turn is coming, babe.
I'm getting straight backs and you're going to give me your money.
Damn.
That's crazy, but listen, let me ask you.
You think it would eat pussy good?
That's the only thing.
I don't think I could do that.
I don't know how y'all do that.
That shit is nasty.
It's so hot, so wet.
It's all in your chin, your nose.
It's too much.
For me to eat pussy, I would literally have to hold it
and just, like, from far away.
So you must know that.
I just want to go gay, I just want to, like, touch each other tities.
You must know your bitch is dirty or something.
That's crazy.
Tell us what we don't know.
A kitty cat cleans itself, and as long as she eat right now,
y'all keep fucking these bitches that wake up and drink a Pepsi.
That's why when you eat a cussie tastes like a battery.
So you try and tell me.
It tastes like a battery.
You keep fucking with bitches that wake up to Pepsi.
So you tell it, so you're saying, oh, bitchy that drink.
I drink water and I eat makeup.
No, hold on.
You wake up to black and miles, right?
Shut up, niggum.
Yeah, you smoke fucking blacks.
You know, nobody trying to eat that shit.
You smoke black and miles and Pepsi.
You got me there.
The pussy tastes like a D battery.
I drink water and I eat it.
You said, he said that shit tastes like a battery.
You got me there.
Because you smoke blacks and you drink peckers.
him out endorse me i forgot you smoked black i smoked black fuck that let me say something
tired of it give me one let me tell you i cut my fucking sons off for two weeks because they smoked
the fucking black why why because that's the that's the cornyest shit first of all i said you
a logan smoking a newport 100 listen a black and miles yeah i do it a dipper let me let me
say some yeah he's stripped out he's stripped out too let me smoke dippers eat smoke dipers
a black if anybody don't know what a dip is like is a cigarette dipped him
C-P and butt-necked.
He used to smoke them all the time.
She used to smoke dippers.
No, you used to smoke dipper.
Oh, God, yeah.
I said I tried it.
She said she tried to dip her, too.
You smoked a dipper, too.
These dicks is lining this up, Chris.
You smoked the dicking.
I tried, I tried a PCP before.
Okay, so let me just say something.
Did you strip out?
Did you get neck?
No, I froze, though.
So you was like this.
Gil got naked on air yeah.
Did you try it for real kid?
He got naked on air you.
I feel like in our age group of you ain't tripped out.
How cold it was your-
He stripped out, folded his clothes
I put him on the side of the curb and was sitting there.
I'm like, yo, he got to pull up, he got his drawers.
I'm like, yo, God, what the fuck?
I'm like, yo, come on, throw him in the car.
I don't know what people see in that shit.
It's just not fun.
He loved to get naked.
Hey, fuck you mean.
I love to get naked.
Pause.
He loved to get naked.
Pause.
Yo, where years was your dad up the greatest for it?
My father did from 90.
He's trying to find out who Damien Nixon is.
It wasn't up there same time.
They get the fuck out.
You might know him, though.
I was going to call him up here.
He know him.
He knew Dane.
My dad turned a five to the 10 in the 10 because he's short.
He had to get up off him.
That's how I guilt.
That's real job.
Shout out of the Damian Dixon.
Wasn't because FTC is like a county jail.
When you win, you upstate, that's real.
Lil Kim did a year.
I never been a little Kim did a year in the same spot with the same sentence,
a year and a day.
It gave you the good time.
Did you feel as though you was connected with Kim because y'all did the same bit?
Did you feel like you was Lil Kim in the jail?
I didn't know because I ain't worked for the war and I worked in the kitchen like the rest of the
bitches did.
She got it like a comfy job, comfy cell, everything.
Oh, she got the whole package.
I don't know.
I actually said it was who I had one of the most highest
page.
But was all the girls on the unit.
Was all the girls?
I would let niggas grind on their bitch a little bit
before we took the picture.
So I would let them.
Oh, that was legend.
I'm a real bitch.
But listen, let me ask you a question.
If you was an ADC in 08.
Let me take something.
I took your picture, nigga, and I let you touch
that bitch to these twice, at least.
And you're a real bitch, but I'm just,
I'm just, we just going to subtract one thing.
The B&Ms.
We're getting rid of them.
you're in rid of the B&Ms
first of all your manager over there he's a piece
of shit
I let you smoke B&M's
I got the kind of
my manager told me to get the only fans
he said he in the background
how about the manager before
he went out on it
he said it was manager before
you didn't see
you didn't see I manage
I managed to try to go
for managing the PEP
he said get the only fans
yeah only fans
he said this guy
kicking to me though y'all
it's no big deal
you always take a bath on Instagram
it's just you know
he don't want only fans
yeah but yeah he tried
he tried to match
You try to put the only fans on her.
That nigga tried to put a pick.
He's like, yo, is this your day-to-day?
You take a bath on Instagram all the time.
I'm going to keep it all the way real.
I'm going to keep it all the way real.
Bitch posting her only fans joint for the month.
They get it money, gill.
I see.
They're getting money gill.
Shit.
They're getting money gill.
Sit this bitch.
They're getting money gil.
You subscribe to any only fan speech?
No, but you know what?
You know what I'm thinking about?
Y'all pay to be in close friends?
No, we might need to go back stripping again and do an only fan speech.
I have never met a male stripper that wasn't gay.
well we wasn't
I'm just keeping it a thousand
pistol packing Pete
probably the only straight
male dancer I know
wait wait wait
you're in some other shit
what
did you just say
we gonna make a page
I said that we start there
Joey
Gillie you dance
we used to dance
we were stripping
I know you used to dance
but I didn't know he did
what the fuck you mean
you ain't know he was my partner
I thought it was just
we were
and he was security
we danced
you took
He took me to the fucking spot.
And I was in the age.
I was only 17.
We said,
come on while you're partners.
You took me around a 7-in
off of a German town.
We wasn't partners, though.
Don't say we was partners.
We came in together.
You just asked me like,
we're going to make a page,
you know,
man's the only stripper.
He's like,
what type of fucking?
I ain't stay together.
He didn't know Damian Dixon.
He definitely knew Danian Dixon.
No, you try to say a pop.
Now you didn't went too far.
No, I'm just saying his name was Dixon.
I remember when I was a little kid.
That's why he talked about bitting on Instagram,
hurting your feelings,
harassment bullying
my little
my cousins told me
when I was nine
your father's
sucking dick upstairs
oh Lord
hey we're going
have a million dollars
a game
on that note
we appreciate your
tune it in
each it every week
to be in a million hours
and we'll put your daddy
out there
blazing's hammers upstate
you hear me
we're going to end million hours
worth a game like this
we appreciate
y'all tuning in
each and every week
making us the number one
music podcast
in the country
make sure you get your merch
you say he sat
don't throw me with a good time
yeah he lined
in sports
he lined
Yeah, he was lying on me.
He always, nut-ass nigga always say.
Yeah, I mean, make sure y'all get your shit at bars through sports.
Follow me.
Follow Mona.
Don't call me, white girl.
You know what I mean?
Listen, but I gave it all I got, bishops.
Absolutely, and that's all we can ask for you.
And, you know.
Follow me, Twitter, Instagram, Facebook.
Don't call me white girl.
She is a white girl, though.
White girl.
I call her mom.
I'm a ticket.
Lincoln to buy you.
I'm going to call her.
And she got the new only fans coming, she said.
All right.
And I am black.
African American.
White girl.
All right.
100%
And it's just like that
Right
