Million Dollaz Worth Of Game - MILLION DOLLAZ WORTH OF GAME EP.42 "HOMELESS SEXUAL"

Episode Date: January 7, 2020

On Today's Episode of Million Dollaz Worth Of Game Gillie, Wallo & Dev try to debate Dating outside of your age bracket and discover a new sexual preference. Also, Wallo shows the MWorth family how to make a DIY Faux Vagina. Madonna's Young Man (4:57)PUMAS vs COUGARS (7:06)Can Animals be Gay? (13:57)HomelessSexuals (16:26)Fuckin For Your Life (21:55)Million Dollaz Worth Of Game: Going Bald (27:46)Is there rules in a 3some? (32:05)What are you listening to? (40:14)Stories From The Cell: How to Make a FeFe (42:00)Sex After Prison (57:57)You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/mworthofgame

Hey, million dollars worth of game listeners. You can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad free on Amazon Music. Right. Christopher Crangle, the pimp. Christopher Crangle, the motherfucking pimp, y'all. Hey, yo, he's coming down from the North Pole. Checking on his block.

How y'all? doing. Yo, I'm here to collect my cut. Chris Cringle pimping on these motherfucking holes. Yo, did you have a good day? Don't answer that. Give me that cut. Bitch. I'm Chris Cringle now. Because Chris Cringle, the pimp, man. Suck, suck to suck, suck, suck that dick. Chris Prangle, the pimp, man. Suck, suck to suck, suck that dick. Prespring of the pimp man Suck, suck to suck Suck that dick

Briss bring up the pimp man Suck, suck to suck Suck that dick You know where you been Where you're going Who you're doing Where you give me that money bitch Right now damn it huh

Where you think you're walking off to Get the fuck back here This is your corner You work that Nobody Yeah yeah yeah yeah you know Hold on you see how I had the cuff on the back of the head.

I like that. You don't be talking to Tudy like that or whoever you are. You never talk to a woman like that. You never talk to him like that. Let me just tell you something. Let me just tell you somebody like that. I'm just keeping it always real with you. Let me tell you something.

If you don't talk to your woman crazy doing sex. They don't like, they don't love you. You're born. You got to talk to them like you don't even know. You might got to talk to them like you don't. You might got talk to me and two got 20 plus in. I'll be bent at ass over. Spit all in a butt watching drip down.

down. Hey, ain't nothing like when you, when you, when you, when you, when you, when you, when you, when you, when you, when you, when you, when fucking, they jump. It's Twinkie, baby. And then you go get the spit. Listen, more importantly, you're now tuned into me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, million dollars worth a game, man, presented to you by bar stew. Listen, man. Hold on, hold, hold, hold, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Oh, yeah. I'm gilly the king. This is wallow, 26,000. and that's the nasty one, aka Dev Nasty or the Nasty Boys. They do all type of nasty shit. But it's Barstool now, man. His Barstool, listen, man,

we got a partnership with bars stew. Listen, man, we're coming together to make some major moves. You know what I mean? But what's important is that song that you heard, Chris Cramble to Pimp, is by one of Dev Nasty, Nasty brothers. Mark Verbillit.

Mark Vibill, aka Mark Nasty. But it's a fraternity of nasty dudes, right? Right. Like, they're just nasty. These dudes, I'm not even going to tell you what they do, but they rassum. Baby old rassful. Wait, wait, wait.

No, I'm just saying, y'all did baby-old wrestling before. See, that one of their reunions, they did baby-o-lash-all. And everybody had crime-fighter draw from. That geese smelled like wolf-pushing, man. No, it smelled like hot man musk. Because he was wrestling in a hot man, and he was musty. Think about that. But at the end of the day, they had a reunion, a nasty boy's reunion.

And one of the things they had, they had a swimming pool with baby-old. And they were rast in each. That nigger geese smelled like each, not h-n-em-em-H-M, hot man musk. Hot man musk. The musk you wear. when you're trying to be musty for that special woman. They ain't they're harassing each other for no reason. Like, it's like, when they had it be used,

they like rent an Airbnb somewhere. It'd be like, it'd be 50 nasty boys. And they're in there, like, what? You tell you, come on, let's have a baby on wrestling. Everything is baby all involved. So you got this from your real life, Earl. The Earl Chronicles. No, that was from the Earl Chronicles.

Barstool, man. I meant back in the day, when we were stripping, niggottry, I slapped while on the head with bars school. Yes, and then you walked up on the niggum. with your piece out. I never, when we were stripping. I never walked up with no dude.

Why was there a dude in there? No, no, I mean, some dudes are the bouncers. No, he was a bouncing. He walked up like this. I never did.

I never did. I never disrespect. I never did. Listen, I never disrespect. When we were stripping in the club because one of my things is when we were stripping

when we was getting wild, I strip out. Because the women like when you strip out. No socks, no nothing. No, just walking around a whole joan. Baby it all down.

Straight up, now I'm just saying, that's how the women like, When you were stripper like I was, you know what I was ripped up, I was hanging. See, there's two types of strippers. I don't want to cut it off. It's the tube sock stripper and it's the ankle sock stripper. You know what I mean?

You're lying. No, I had to rock ankle sock to cover my joint. My joint had to hit my arm. I mean, I'm in the tooth sock. I mean, I'm in the boot sock. I'm in the boot sock. I'm in the boot sock. Hey, we're walking a locker room.

The truth smelled a locker room. They got the long joint for me. They got the long joint for me that Wilk used to wear. The long joint with the stripes on the side, they will use the way that they had the little footy with the ball on the end for left. I best stuff, Dan. I've been insane. I had the socks.

I had the boot sock on, the supertum boot. The ankle sock. The ankle sock. The ankle sock. I had the jawls on. Man, let's get the million dollars worth a game. You ready? Yeah, I'm ready for a million hours with a game.

Let's give it to him. All right. I've seen his article, right? About Madonna. I think Madonna is like 61 years old. virgin foot touch for the very first

she might be 61 but she probably got a thing down there like a virgin because you know she'd do the surgery right okay further of all before I even get to this

if you guys wasn't in release you would you fuck Madonna if you were single right now Madonna was trying to she's a legend dog

I'm doing it yeah I'm doing it you want to have that on your jacket like who wouldn't want to have that it's like yeah

you know I'm a hell like you're really a hell of a guy because nobody know when you nobody know when you nobody know when you banged her out

right right you could always say you did it you'd be like yeah No, no, no. Rihanna, I mean, Madonna putting you on my fucking Instagram and everything. No, she might don't. Listen, she might don't. You go everywhere with Madonna, nigger.

They don't know you the new nigger. No, we're just saying, if you get this banger. Oh, okay. You're just talking about bang. So now, so you think you could smash and dash on Madonna? Yeah, why not? You think you can ejaculate and evacuate on Madonna? Why? Yeah, you fucking hit it and quit it on Madonna.

Man, Madonna got so much money, she gets you fucking sniped out this joint. But listen, this old twist. Oh, you're just going to fucking duck me. You might just need a security. Are you just going to fuck me and duck me? Okay, put a million dollars on his head. She do know the, she knew, she do know the Russian and Irish mob. You're right, but at the end of the day, at the end of the day, it's like this.

It might be like a version. No, that's 61. Yeah, I don't know. They were getting hooked up. You know what I mean? They got all type of surgeries. They got the brand new. You could buy a brand new vagina these days.

Did the old head did you fuck that with 60 something? Did she have it? I never did that. He lined with me. I never did that. No, I never did this. I don't lose you talking about. She had that pussy lips

Was fall flapping to the side Like seal flippers I never had that Wizard sleeves I never had it I never had it I never had that He's lying on me

The Gie joins He's lying on me He's lying on me man I never listen I never did lizard gills I've never done that He's lying on me Hey all right so listen

So Madonna got a 25 year old Play for him right now He's a legend He came up But I'm Seeing this it just triggered something in me like who's really winning out here

the Pumas or the Cougars because the Puma's an old nigger who mess with young chicks and the cougars are old woman that mess with young niggas like but who's winning out is the Pumas or the cougars winning? Well the Puma's got to shell out a lot of bread I think they shout out more than the cougas.

No the cougars do they're handing out bread too bro but see to a Puma if you 50 and your girl 24 you feel like that's some brand new pussy Like you that's like That's like some new motherfucking Sneaks fresh out the box

Like you want to wear them motherfuckers immediately Like You feel like in a 24 year old Make a make a young A make an old nigga feel rejuvenated That restarts his battery Like that nigger shit Before he got the 24 year old

His shit was like J.J.J. Jee Jee Jee Jee Jee Jee Jee. Yeah That nigger That nigga got that 24-year-old Frum motherfuck sound like the lion hood

The Lion King of a You look spicy doing that You see how he was holding the hole Yeah, that looked crazy That looked crazy Hey, hey So, and then, but the flip side is An older woman

Could That shit could start her battery too She'd get a young nigga fucking a leg off her jacket Yeah, me But see, the difference is A lot of times With older men They're not, they just want

They're trying to be your nigger They just want to fuck it They just happy that That they, you know, they got some young vagina around With older women, they kind of want to to be your mama too like yeah that's what I'm saying no I go both ways you think the niggins be trying to dictate the pace nah man they be getting ran probably most of the time right boomers be happy yeah yeah so that young bitch threatened to leave for a young nigga I'm the

fuck out of yeah yeah yeah you know that sugar well you know that don't you do that to me don't you don't you don't want to win that good you're cool my top dad now yeah oh no the cougar got way more control she probably sent him up to the room go play the game nigga that's real because the cougar the cougar is kind of like a mama wife too though yeah he is and mama wives was a big episode last week your mama wives was big so who so who winning the puma or the cougars it's hard i mean just being a man i think the the puma is winning because just the idea that i'm hitting something yeah it's like just like come on man because a lot of dudes who would you rather your mama bit

What? A 24-year-old woman messing with a 50-year-old nigger Or a 50-year-old woman messing with a 24-year-old man I'd rather her dealing with an old nigga, yo Now, fuck that. I don't want my mom fucking with some nigger When I was in jail, when I had, I talked to my mom one time

She was talking with him Oh, yeah, this young, I said, young boy, how old is he? Yeah, he keeps hitting on me. I said, hitting on you. What do you put his hands on you? Because I was trying to figure out what she was talking about Because I said, yeah, because you know the young guys They like me.

I said, hold up, mom, listen. If you ever talk to a young guy, you're not my mom no more. You're my sister now. You're going in the sister zone because, you know, that's only, you know, you're like my sister now. I'm not even going, because I couldn't even phantom this young boy that's like my age or probably a little bit older than me, slaying you, coming through. Like, you made a young boy with my steppop.

Yeah. Like, think about that. Just imagine the boy two years old than you. Like, you really coming in there, he's getting a bigger piece of chicken, right? So now I don't eat, I don't eat chicken, but you can, your veggie burger guy, lettuce, lettuce, and nuts, tomatoes, it's nice. My veggie burger is just a veggie burger. That nigga went to high school with you.

But why your mama can't be happy? Happy. If a 24, 25-year-old-old-old-old. No, no, no. But old man Bob don't hear that make a nod. She won't a nigga that's going to hit her and put her down. And then you got to hear a young boy. Just imagine you walk up in the crib and the young boy blaze to your mom.

You just hear the back of the wall. Listen, fuck me. Yeah, hold that old ass up. Okay, hold on. Wait, hold on. You love this young dick. So do y'all, you mean to tell me, it makes you feel better hearing your mom get slayed, period.

Whether it's a young nigga or old nigga. There's a point you come in and you hear that. You really going to be going on. Yeah, you don't want her getting fucked to Roddy Rich or some shit like that. You know what I mean? Like she's listening to some young boy shit. He and there doing all them dances. Nah, man.

And they cranking your mom off of dirt. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, you don't want that. He in there, we starting out as close friends. All that shit. And so how you turned into my girlfriend. And he might be having your mom taking, like, new drugs and shit like that. You know what I'm saying?

Your mom might be taking, y'all, all type of animal. So y'all rather your mom be 24 fucking with an old nigger. Yeah. Then your mom be a older woman. See, me, mom, just be happy. I don't get fucked. Whatever make you happy. That is, no, no.

Let me just say something. Let me just tell you something. Because your mom could be with an old nigger and be miserable and shit. You want to go through there and beat the shit out of the day. But that young bull going to dick your mom to the point where he could control her mind. But not just that. Oh, let me just tell you something. If my mom at 64 could less.

some dick control of mine, then let it control it because mom, you're out here hustling back and you're selling a pussy in the gay bar. At the same time, at the end of the day, he's saying all this shit, right? Listen, because when that boy, when you come in the house

and you come in the crib, you go to grab something, and you're walking up the steps, you hear the bed, you hear it shaking, and then the music come out there, bust down, Tataiana. I want to see you bust down.

He's busting your mom there. And then he's coming out, what if he come out of the room? Listen, what if you come around with his child and sweating, what's up, what's going on, man?

Call you by your, name going to join your mom in there laid out but see at the end of the day dog let me just tell you something that's crazy and I had this argument with two bused down tell you know because I was on live and I said yeah I mean I wouldn't be surprised if a nigga was baking

my motherfucking daughter why would you say that my daughter's 17 years old in college it's bake season I know what the fuck is going on out here it's fucking bake season like then I had to ask too. Oh, when you

were 17, niggas was trying to bake the shit out you, wasn't they? So let's start living in reality. Let's not, oh, like, Talibia, he's in the basement cooking some bitch cookies down there. He's baking the shit out. And stop talking like that he

is. That's what he's doing. He's 20 years old. He has a female in the basement for hours. You don't think he's down there trying to bake some cookies? Let's live in reality. Hold up. Some shit happened to me. What? I walked in on some shit. What? It's real

deep and it's personal. I don't, I didn't speak to my baby yet about this, but I want to have a conversation with the body. I'm going to speak to her, but fuck it. She's going to hear it on here first, and then we can break the ice and they try this flameters. Well, we got two dogs. Dale and Buttercup. You know Buttercup.

Mm-hmm. The Daily and Buttercup. This weekend, I walked into something. I walked into the room, and they was having sex. Two girls. One was hump, another one and one was like really enjoying it so i'm saying to myself you're dogs lesbians that's what i'm thinking now but listen but this this was listen it wasn't about that part the part that fuck me up was like y'all's sister so it's like incest so now i'm dealing with the no straight up

i'm dealing with two shit because first of all i never knew that dogs can be gay yeah it could be gay my neighbor had a gay dog named ru po like p a w poe listen so so what i'm saying is this that was his name yeah he wore they put like wigs on him and shit like that okay wait wait how you fuck you knew it. Did the owner do that? How did you know the dog? They said because the dog was always trying to fuck other niggas. You know what I'm saying? Like, lick run up, lick other boy dogs. Oh, so you're saying the dog wasn't

like, woof, woof. Yeah, it was on some other shit. They said, Ruff. Ruff. Because I thought they was just dressing up a girl dog, but it had a dick. But listen, this is the whole twist. More power to you, right? But my whole thing is, I didn't, like, I'm saying to myself, hold up. Y'all could be, I wouldn't, listen, I would have probably

said something to it because I ain't know what to say because they looked at me like and when they looked at me they was like oh we did something wrong we got caught daddy quarters but i'm saying this this is what i'm saying this is what i wouldn't mind if that was somebody if you was doing it with like you know if buttercup was with darling next door or something and the neighbor's dog but how you're just going to be in the crib with your sister doing some freaky shit and then like and i'm saying to myself i don't even i don't even know how to present this to my woman did you get the dogs from two different owners or two different places or these dogs was born from the same mom

Listen, they're family They're brother and sisters They're not like them They're stepbrothers They're still They want some of that pussy. No, no, they're sisters. She wants some of that pussy

She wants some of buttercup They step sisters They're step sisters. They're right But their family They got to say They got the same dad And they're real

I'm the dad in the mom Nah, that's steps You never seen a stepbrother Stepsister porn before That'd be fake man That'd be descriptive Fuck This was real shit that I've seen

I'm like hold up Like y'all live in the same house Like what the fuck is y'all doing So let me ask you a question Have you ever been a homosexual? What? No. I've never been here.

Nigel, you've been a homosexual for at least. Well, why would he say, so you're going for that? He's lying to me. He's fucking lying. Like I said, we said, no disrespect to what anybody do. But come on, you're going to let him put that on. No, no, no, no.

What, disrespect for what? I said homeless sexual. A homeless sexual. Homeless sexual? No, no. Yes, a homeless sexual. The fuck is that? nigger you

you was the reason why I made up the word a what a homeless sexual Homeless When Wailo first came home from jail I don't know what the fuck he raised A homeless sexual is a nigga that's homeless But

I was never homeless I was living with nanny No no nigga you was homeless But you had sex With bitches to lay up at their crib You need shelter When you search up hold up Hold up hold up

When you first came home You laid up in about 40 bitches Crizzes Every morning I call you Where you are the moment Tunisians. We had a man to Honey's.

No, hold. Let me just say. Let me clear the word. First of all, to be homeless, that means you ain't got no way to stay. I was staying in the nanny middle room. But you couldn't tell them in the middle room.

I'm going to keep it real. I'm going to keep it real. Hey, hey, darling. I know, that was some old his shit. What's up, baby? Get over here. Let me hollet you for a minute. Man, when are we going to get together?

Come on. I'm going to come over your crib. I'm 37. I live in my, in the middle. I was a middle room warrior. I was a grandma crib. Because think about it I was gonna hook the basement up

On the back in the day shit Because you know I come home I'm 37 I'm still living in the 17 But I'm like If I hook the basement up That really gonna fuck my name Because I'm a basement warder

Because I'm a basement warrior At 37 in your grandma crib But I'm like I'm in the middle room So it's like So you is an MRW Yeah middle room warrior That's not worse

Because then it's like For everybody to see Like when neighbors When people come over to visit They look and you still sleep On the uncle bed Like your shit is still out In the middle room

It's the middle room upstairs. Oh, all right. You got a nanny room. So I really couldn't get no action. It's nanny room right there. And then my room, then the bed. Just imagine me in there slaying somebody. Nanny.

The bed moved. Boy, what you're doing in there? Oh, Nanny had been in that bitch. Hornet is a motherfucker. Nanny walked in one time. Listen, Nanny walked in one time. Nanny, you in there blaze and shit. They're like.

Nanny walked by to go to the bathroom one night, right? And I ain't peeped. I had a little, listen, I had the porno a little up too loud. And I was shaking the dice, right? So I'm in there shaking the dice and door cracked. I'm like this. I'm shaking the joint. You flashed in.

No, no, no, no. Because listen, for some reason, I don't know why I'm still thinking. And I had like my, I had, like, the sheet holding. I'd be holding the sheet, like, and I had my leg up. So I'm hitting it. And then he hit the door. I'm like, you used the sheet to block. Yeah, she always caught me.

That's a good thing. But I'm like, did she hear that? Did she? I was like, oh, I must have the joint up too loud. Then I start rocking the pornos with my earphones so she wouldn't, you know what I mean? But it was just like, it's just like, what do you look like? I'm sliding the join walking up the steps. because the steps, so the steps on hair cracking.

Because, you know, who you got with you, boy? They can hear it two tips. So I'd have had to put a chick on my back and walk up. So they only hear one set of feet? Yeah, one step, one step, one set of heavy feet. So you admit you was a homeless sexual? No, I couldn't have been because I still had nanny crib. That was my, that was my location.

But you had to go to their cribs to blaze. You used to lay up at a day crib every night. Every night you was at a different chick crib. But no, a homeless sexual, from what he trying to say is somebody that, they living with the chick. I wasn't living with the different chick. No, you was living with a different chick. You ain't got to live with one chick. No, I wasn't living.

No, that's not living. Living is when you stay in there and you're posting up. And from what he's saying is a homosexual, got to be somebody that's like, they, they, they, they, they having sex with women just to stay at the crib. Yeah, you had some stuff over there, yes, you did. You have some old dirty ass pair of vans over there. Yes, you did. I wasn't leaving my vans. First of all, we already knew you love your deed of sweatpants.

There's some dirty vans. The vans, I don't play the shit about my vans. You ever been homeless sexual? No. I was before back in the night. I know you was. I was. Tudy probably, you probably was homeless.

I was before a Tudie. Who, who joined with you at? Shrine. And how was you playing it? How you were in the spot? I ain't where to go. So you got to put up with a lot of shit of your homeless sexual. No, no, no.

I actually used to like her, though. I did used to like that. But I did, I did used to use her spot for it. I was the one, I guess that was like, what's that a hotel sexual? I think, because I was paying for them short steeds like crazy. I think, I think every, I think a lot of niggas out here was homeless sexuals before. Yeah, I mean? Especially when you come from, you know, because a lot of women,

you figure I had 20, a lot of women 19, 20, they be having their apartments early. Yeah, niggas don't. Yeah, they do. That's true. And there's a lot of Section 8,

Jones, that's at the Section 8, you know they got their credit from the government. Come on. You can pay these bills. You can hit them with some bread. Here you go.

Here you go $300. That's three months rent. Is it? $87 a month for rent. Go ahead, baby. Pay your rent. Do you all you? Do y'all no homeless sexuals?

Yeah, we all do. Is Rusty one? Come on, man. No, Rusty won't Rusty got his own place Okay Let me ask you a question Do you think that there's a lot of women out here That know that they live with homeless visuals

Yeah, they're cool with that They're cool with that Some women, they don't care about it They just want some in-home wood Yeah It's wintertime too I think it lets them know Like they got them locked in too

Because it's like where else you're going to go my nigga Yeah, shut up How you're going to eat when you won't go Like he got to come home He ain't got to win So for women And that's just like, that's a way to win then for them. That's a winner, man.

That's how they look at it, huh? Shit, do they? Absolutely. Why? Okay, so, looking from the other perspective, if you were a woman, why would you want a homeless sexual? I mean, why would you want a nigger that brings absolutely nothing to the table? Because you got to imagine, you know what kind of tenacity you're giving out dick when you,

when your fucking roof depends on it. Like, it's just like, this is rent. This is rent. This dick got to be rent. You got, listen, you got homeless sex. hunters out here where they're looking for dudes online looking for a nice built buffed straight out of jail homeless sexual construction worker fucked up thames because you know when your thames fuck up they say if you got dusty

thames you'll put some work you like you fight you fuck for your life motherfuckers out here fucking for their life because so now you go over shit crib and they know what they do like a home they listen they got what you call homeless sexual trap kits where they tell you all this stuff you go in there they got that food cooking you smell of food it's nice and it's not too hot but it's Toasty in there you walk in She's like no go ahead baby Take it

Go ahead take a shower You go take a shower You got to take a shower She got a roll free some draws You put your kid all right Some shorts or some ball shorts You throw your little stuff And you go downstairs

She did with the robe on She got that food You got that plate The chicken The piece of chicken this big She's like I'm a lucky man I got a trap you I'm gonna keep it

Don't nothing Keep niggas around like a hot meal Listen Hot meal Listen you go up there Hot shower and hot meal Listen you go up there You fuck the corner's off the bed

The bed breaks She's like off keeping You're like, you know, you fuck it for your life. You know how people be fighting for their life? You're fucking for your life. Like, you're like, It's all enough. He's like, oh, you only got one kid.

Yeah, he'd be with his dad on the weekends. You're like, oh, this is me. You're like, this big. Oh, man, this shit is me. I got me a spot. I'm in. You're fucking for your life. And if she got a kid, you know, she's keeping some kind of food in the

crib. Listen, and she's like, no, that juicy. You like the raspberry, juicy, juicy. I got my son, Nick Apple. So the raspberry, you're like, what? I got a case of juicy juice to do you still. But if you, if you fuck the brakes off of her, the nigger could get away with drinking the kids juice.

You can't be mad. The wife be like, stop, leave Marvin alone. You fuck the brakes off. Some of these bitches, you do anything. You talk to their son, like, shut up. Shut the hell up. And she's like, boy, you better listen to your dad. Right.

Rahim was my dad last week. Mike your dad down. Shut up. Get your ass upstairs. He don't want here. And then she, listen, you fucking is so good. He thinks he wouldn't, he wouldn't be grown. Get your ass upstairs.

And the minute he's going to be living with his dad Because we don't need that in our house Damn How is that yard Like the house was just you and your son Now my man come here He fucked for his life You come

You never even knew you could come to him He came back There let me take something There's a lot of niggas There's a lot of niggins out of bitch Yeah Everything goes See down she down she

Listen she's thinking With a heart and out of mind You hear me I mean I'm a nigga A tacks the spinoleck all on the spine Remove the spine with dick Ah

Hey Hey You're back now. Because on a sad or new, there's a lot of women out here who, who, same thing. They bring in a homeless sexual. You know, he fucked the cushion out the mattress. Yeah. Now.

The pillow is a piece of paper. Now they're flat. Now, now, the door, they're in the room like, Mom. Mr. Marty'd be looking at me funny. like when I'll be walking around here. Girl, you're lying. That boy ain't. No, no, no.

Now's the do the fall. I told you stopped walking around here with the tights on. Yeah, that's crazy. You're a little fresh ass. You're a little fresh ass. He ain't do nothing. Listen, when the nigger fucking for their life, ain't nothing.

He can't do no wrong. He can't do no wrong. That's crazy, but that leads to some real shit that Gil talking about right there, you know. I mean, that's why you're going to watch it. But these moms will be putting into the side. Now you got the fucking predator in your joint. Yeah, predator.

Predator. Predator Paul all in your fucking house. You can't see. Listen. When a dude fucking for his life, when a homeless sexual, when they fuck, a homeless sexual fucking for their life, they fuck all sense out of you. You can't see nothing. If it ain't their way, it ain't no way.

Right. Nah, that's real. I told you, stop bucking around here like that. You want to be fresh. A little nasty ass. Like, damn, I ain't, but, mom, I walk around with a sweatsuit on all this. I wear my hoodie and my boss shoe. I don't think you, you think you slick.

All this dumb ass shit. It's crazy, though. And what's so crazy, right, is that you got homeless sexuals out here, right, who really be living better than niggas that wake up and go to work every day if you meet the right chick. Yeah. Because a chick would be, a chick will fool themselves in the thing, and they're so insecure that they ain't worth it.

Because they then dealt with so many fucked up niggas in their life that then fucked them over that, I'm not worth it anymore Fuck it I just Might as well deal with dirty Dave Right Just so I can have somebody in house

So I ain't looking stupid A warm body Because I'm tired of looking stupid To my cousins And my sisters Because all of them have men And I can't keep a man

I don't care if I just I just need a body in the house Everything is a competition Competition I just need a body in a house The more and more Your sister posting on Instagram Her release ship is killing you

Yep I don't have a body in my house. I just need a body in the house. And they'll front and make it like that niggas buying them shit and shit like that one is not. They bought that personally self. It's like, my baby, love me so much. They go by themselves, the diamond wring and then fall the

fuck out crap. I can't believe you a proposal. It's like when you buy yourself something from your kids for Christmas. He been safe since he came home from jail and it's all here. He's the last of a die of breed. Real niggas back in style. She'd be lying like a motherfucker. Baby just flew us to Punta Kana, bitch, no, he didn't even know how to pronounce Bouticana.

He don't even know how to get on a flight. Fuck as you tell. He didn't even had the proper identification. You had to get him some fake one from Boo Boo down the way. Let's get it to a million dollars worth a game. Million dollars worth a game. This million dollars worth a game and segment is brought to you by Barstool. Barstool.

What up, Gilly? I need some game for real, for real. I've been watching and listening to y'all podcast for like six months now. I'm a cool young dude And I racked up a light 50,000 I got my own car Not bad I don't know he's not bad

I was always I've always Been Good with the ladies But my hair line's been going back For some years now I'm 26 Now when I feel too young

For my shit to be so messed up I've been wearing a hat on my head For the past three years And I've been wearing du rags Even in the house Since you Wilo and Dev are all bald what advice would you give me with this situation sometimes you gotta let it go yep p.s i'm definitely insecure about my shit help me out o g please let me tell you something young

the first rule of being a thorough individual is never hold on to something that ain't holding on to your back you hear me you hold knowing to something i don't get fuck what it is in life you can't hold on or something that's not holding on to your back it's not loving your back you got to let it go you've got to embrace your horses sing the song for you Sometimes you got to let it go Let it go

Let it go I got it from here That nigger headlines A TKO Whoa Whoa I think a nigga better let it go Oh

I just want to always want to be a singer They only have to do with it. But, like, you got to embrace your horseshoe. Yeah, you embrace yours this week because your burning ass is extreme. Drop your head down, bro. Yeah, that's your... Jesus. Uh-huh.

He got the brand new drop phantom. Yeah, that's definitely... Drop phantom with the new... With the Giovanni wills. Moving on up. Moving on up. Uh-huh. But at the end of the day, man, it's like this.

Confidence always wins. So embrace that shit. Embrace it. fuck it you know what i mean it's genetics it ain't on you it was on your pop man my pop fuck me up too man yeah i mean i wish i had a head head full of luxurious and glorious shit but i don't so i had to embrace it i embrace my shit at an early age too as soon as my shit start going back right here a little bit i could have held on i could afford it young i could probably still fight it had a batman symbol you shine a light on my

shit the logo should show him going to yeah i mean holy jeepers batman you know what i mean You're motherfucking coming to see you the world. You know what I'm saying? But at the end of the day, that wasn't for me, man. I said, I can't hold on or something. They ain't holding on to me back. Cut that shit off, man. Embrace that shit.

You running around here. I feel insecure. You fucking bitches with a hat on. You got a fitting hat on. Take that shit off, man. He's sweat bullies. He got his hat and turrets. Nigger tuba I always got a doo rag on.

Nigger did, nigga got a doo rag on because of shit back here. Yeah, got nothing doing no waves or nothing. Hold on. You'll never. Never, never hit something with a Dewey on because you ain't forget, you ain't get a chance to shave your shit. I never wore du rag in my life. Oh, okay. I don't play that shit.

Now, I, back when I was trying to get waves, I wore my mom a stockings. The stockings is real weird. And I'm going to be real back then. My mom's slim. So my mom only weighed like a buck 14. So when joints were tightest shit, I was like this trying to get that my phone of hair. Did you get waves? Did you ever accomplish it?

Then, no, because I ain't, I, after trying to having a stockin on my head, For three nights, I woke up that day and they killed myself because no blood was going to my head. I woke the fuck up. I was lightheaded all day. That stocking was too tight, like, so I gave up on getting waves. I said, fuck, that shit. I'm cool.

I'm tapping out. Yeah, I mean, I'm from Africa, motherfucker. I'm cool, motherfucker. I keep these, I keep the, uh, motherfucking little look like a goddamn hundred ants running around up that motherfucker. I keep that joint. I'm cool. I ain't need waves.

Boy, lucky they had kept this shit till 26. Because my shit was going 21, I had to get rid of my shit. So let's get into, if you had a girl, right? And she agreed to give you a threesome. Wowzers. Like this, y'all, baby, let's have a three-sum. All right, cool. I'm with it.

Who picks the girl? Because I solely believe you just shut the fuck up and go along for the ride. And not only who picks the girl, but what's the limit on the nastiness? Like, can you get the other bitch and can you kiss her? Can you eat the pussy? Can you eat the ass? Can you suck the feet? Like, can you do all the shit you do to your woman to the girl that you're bringing in for the threesome?

Like, is it a limit to the nastiness? It's definitely a limit. I don't ruin the situations going past the limit. But, okay, this is what I'm saying. Okay, this is what I'm saying. Tell us about it, Dad. What happened? No, it's just like, you know, you have a joint.

The joint brought in another joint because they always want to pick. A little worse than that. You know what you? No, man. They seemed like she was cool with everything that went down. What happened was my main John had to go to work. And I'm like, I'm trying to save her every moment. So I'm going all night.

I'm trying to rock. So she's like, yo, for real, for we got to go to bed. Like, I got to go to work in the morning. So we all. Get that chick out of there. So look, we all lay down. We all of us lay down. Me and the Joan is still, like, fumbling around with each other.

And she's waking her, she's like, yo, can y'all stop? Like, cool, cool. So then I go back to regular, right? So then we start up again. So she say, y'all going, I really got to go to work. Going to other room with that. You see, I bet. So I go in the other room, you know what I'm saying?

And we end up doing our thing the whole night. And I fell asleep in there. Was you wrong? Did you fucking wrong? Keep it real. Did you fucking wrong? Yes, he was. Ooh, baby.

I like it. Raw. Relax. Oh, Devon he likes it wrong. Dev Natsy likes it wrong. Rigger, wrigger, wrigger, wriggie, wring, wring, wring, wring, wring, wring, wring, greg, yeah. Give me some. Yo, Dad.

Pass me a color, then I'm going to throw it away. Oh, my mother, wrong. Or I p. old dirty bass. He was one of my favorite rappers. I know. I know. He was the theme music. Did you bear back?

Did you bear back? Keep it real. Yeah. All I see. But that, listen, but I was going to shot the club, but I was shooting blank. But I was already looked. Even bare bag. Also, as soon as he get a pregnancy on his record, he started coming to get something.

He turned his back. He got a cap gun. CGD. Cap gun death. They like, you want walking in. You know CGD? CBD. No, Ced J.

No, no, no, no. CGD. Who that? Capgun death. That's crazy. It's crazy. So you slayer. You're going out of room.

What happened? And then the next morning I wake up to the lights coming on. And she's like, yo, can you get your stuff out my room and slam the door? And I knew what it was. She slammed his shit around. Let me just say something. Let me just say something. How do you have a threesome and lay up and cuddle with the bitch that was brought in?

You are nut-ass-knit. You're a nut-ass man. You cuddled all night with the bitch. Cheat your woman over the door. You were there like this. Like a fucking nut. He cuddled. So my whole.

thinking is if we're going to agree to have a threesome if we're going to say okay we're going to bring somebody into the bedroom for how the fuck we're going to put limits on this shit we're supposed to go all the way to fuck out this is only for one night like Luther Vandross

you know what I mean of only for one night so you're going to blow in the chick butt like you're going to get a chick at HBO yeah yeah yeah you're going to get a heinie blowout that HBO you're going to give an HBO no no no no no That's what I'm saying, see? It's limitations. No, but listen, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, but the limitations is on me.

He went crazy. He got pissed on that. Listen, the limitations is on me. That's the difference. The limitations ain't on two. Oh, you can't do this. You can't do no. The limitations on me.

I don't know this bitch. I ain't giving this bitch no HBO. She ain't getting no high any blowout. Like, is you kidding me? Like, but if I wanted to, I could. That's all I'm saying. I'm not saying that that's the rules in my house. I'm just saying that I just feel like

if we're going to agree to have a threesome then it should be no motherfucker Hey how we go have a threesome but You can't fuck her hard Hold on let me write down all the things you can't do Don't suck your titty. Sometimes they say you can't actually fuck Like you can't penetrate like you get your digsug

You could be in the middle or all that That ain't no threesome You know what I'm saying They got all kind of shit That ain't no threesome You can't care about that shit You fucking wrong I pissed on

Every day got HBO Like that's not no threesome Like a threesome is Oh she can come in She can eat my pussy She could suck your dick We could do Scissor legs

Do the scissor legs Cister time Do the sizzle legs Cister time Do the scissors legs That way to do the scissors Wham Like

How are we gonna do that And no I want some of this pussy too Like For real like Because a chick could do that Just to really Please what she wouldn't

Really go on It is sizzle legs She did she act like She's looking out for you Yeah I'm gonna bring a girl She's getting hers. She's all in there. She kissing the bitch.

They bumping their antennas. They rubbing tithies together trying to get the right station on. I mean, they mix it all. The station, come on. You out of the room, all you can live. They're mixing all types of juices doing the scissor leg, but all you can get is a little sloppy topy. Then the bitch, she knows what's going on because she knew your woman ain't truly all the way there with you. So she only even want to give you a real dick, son.

She down there like that. Now, but getting a double head, though, is, you know. Let me tell you something. Getting a double head, it's cool. But let me tell you something. You get the double head, but then you want it, you want to, after the double head, you want to stab a bitch like Chuckie. Yep.

Yeah, because we all know ain't no pussy like new pussy. Now, you think I end up sleeping in another room. Let's be for real. Like, let's be for real. Don't know. And what's better than new pussy is two pussy. Absolutely. Fuck, it's wrong with you.

Or three or four. You definitely got to let them pick, though. But sometimes they won't pick certain things. They don't want to pick nothing that they feel sometimes not confident enough to bring that to the table. See, let me just tell you something. I only think that you're supposed to let them pick. I mean, you can let them pick, but I only think that it's guaranteed that they pick if it's somebody they know. See, if it's somebody they know, then you got to let them pick because you can't be like,

I want Keisha. How about how about Tony? She's like, oh, so that's how to watch him? That's what you want? So that's how to fuck you've been looking at Tanya. Anytime she's coming. So you guys got to be, you've got to be quiet. And even if she bring it up, I was thinking about, I was thinking about asking Tanya to do it with her baby.

That's what you want to do. Yeah, I mean, maybe it's up to you, baby. Please, Big Tanya. Please, big, big, big butt, Tanya. I want to swear his prayer. So what about what she'd be like, Tanya, or do you want to fuck with Jessica? Which one? Then you'd be like, baby's up to you.

Babe, that's your choice. And you just do it back of your head. Let me tell you. let the bitch set you up yeah lie you right one no babe whatever it is you want i want to do what you want to tell you right oh you've been looking at i knew you been looking at tie you i'd be like i don't like the way dresser jess got to be treating you i don't like the french like she'd like the way she ran them out too much that's the best way to do it no what's the name run them out too much no she's talked too much what's the name the only reason i don't really

like it but i do it with her because she real quiet she's located I don't want nobody know in our business. You got a finesse. That's the finesse joint, ain't it? I mean, no, no, not, not. I'm a bitch ugly. No, no, I mean, she's cool, but she might not out.

She talked too much. Everybody in our business. I don't want everybody knowing our business. Everybody. Everybody. It's not for everybody. What you're listening to right now? What music?

I'm listening to Baby King, died for my bitch. That's the name of his album. I heard the little bit of stuff he was playing. He was different. It's entertaining. I like you. Or and Soda and all of it.

He's definitely, I'm also listening to Zig Money from Philly. I like Zig Money. Always pounce out of Philly. I'm listening to school with him. I'm listening to Maxo. Maxo Creme. Who else?

I've been really in my Nipsey back. I listen to the worst. Nipsey. I always listen to Nipsey. But get a Queen and Slim soundtrack. That's on decent. Did you ever see the movie yet? Yes, I've seen the movie in it.

Yeah, that should do. It wasn't that good. I'm listening to Roddy Ridge. Heavy. Roddy. I like Roddy. Like, I'm listening to him the way I was listening to Dirk. You know what I'm saying?

I don't know if it'll last as long. He's going in. I've been listening to, I've been listening to, I've been listening to 37 Mac. Always. I've been listening to, I give Roddy some burn. I've been listening to a little baby lately. I ain't going to lie. Little Dirk.

It's this kid out of Camden named Jay Coops. Always. Fuck with Jay. Um. core new album was pretty good um i was listening to uh pac man the gunman over there all money yeah pat man the gun that's his name man a gun man yeah nipsing people all money yeah i ain't also uh jay stone album was banging cobi supreme think about you uh diamond street keem and pound south pop got a song called sue young i've been fucking with that um there's a lot of stuff

i'll be all over the police yeah i'll do you know i'm rocking roboa too heavy Gil got me on that that war down core John I listened to that like yeah yeah crazy amount of time yeah okay

core's crazy so let's get into stories from the cell stories from the cell is a special edition I was on Instagram right and a fellow

well once an inmate so it was like a brotherhood of inmates fresh out Mr. Commodore he was on his page and he bothered me

because he called himself making a Fifi, which is a prison pussy. And what happened was, his manufacturer prison pussy. What happened was he did it, and I was so offended because he didn't do it right. Like, I took offense, like,

hold him, you disrespecting the penitentiary pussy. Like, you just- He didn't build the box the way you want to build the box. So I had a, let me see, brought my kit with me. What are your kid? Yeah, I'm going to show you how to do it. What are you talking about a pussy kid?

A fake pussy kit. Broke my kit. Come on, man. Hold on. This is the shit you be using? No, no. Hold on. We ain't too much.

You're talking too much, Dad. Come on, man. What's going on with this, man? And I'm going to show you how to make prison pussy. What? Number one, you've got to have a nice towel. Come on, man. You have a nice towel, right?

Put my kid out here. And there's different type of lubs you can use. See, one thing about this. This is like baby oil slash jelly. This is just, this is just, this is just, crazy. This is like baby oil. This is like mix. You can use that. Or you can use just the standard lotion. Or you can use good old faithful Vaseline, the good old faithful. You know what I mean? Let me see that. Do, why is a chunk missing out this joint? Dole, why is the chunk missing out

their joint? No, that ain't about that. That ain't. That ain't. That ain't. That's the only time you get that. Let me see. Let me see that. Don't come on, man. So even when, it depends on what you like me. I like this because it's like wet, sticky gooey. It's, it's the best of both worlds. But you can use the lotion if you want to, you can use a Vaseline. Whatever you choose to use is up to you. Now, these is two of the, see, in jail, we used that to steal these out of the, out of the kitchen. These are the gloves you fill out with the water, right? You fill your gloves up with water for the warmness, two gloves, right? I used to distill them out of the kitchen. Everybody know about you steal the gloves. Put a cup in your pocket after work. Tell you, oh man, get me some

them gloves. You know what I'm saying? So, and here go to plastic right here. This is the Cucci right here. So right now

he's got a yellow rubber glove. So let me tell you something. You take, right here, I see I got the kid. So now you got two yellow gloves. You got one, you only need one other.

See this right here? You fill itself with hot water, right? So this is two gloves filled up with hot water. You put one on this side. You put one on the front and one on the back, right? Yeah.

Right? Hot water. Nice joints. You put them right here, right? Mm-hmm. Make sure you... So right now, to the people that's listening, he has one, two white gloves filled up a hot water.

You put a high glove over here. And a yellow glove is in the middle. The yellow glove is the vagina, right? And the hot, what's the name is the, is the, that's the heat of it, right? Mm-hmm. So you do one of these joints. You come right here, you're rolling, right? Mm-hmm.

At a glove, you had a glove sticking out a little bit more so you can, you know, easy. Slide in. you tighten it up real good let me make sure I got this tight like bam now you're rolling right at this point you can put either a rubber band around it right

see this goes any way you can do like this however you want however you want this right here right see that right here that's right there is the entry point right and right here

you want this to be tight see you can use a rubber band or you can sometimes tie this it tie this part right see because you tie this just because it is this is why you tying this don't you know when you first cracked the seal?

You get a wet, but you still got to get inside of there, right? So you can tie this part right here. You know, it depends on, you know, how you want it, because you want to crack that seal, and then you want to have a little loose. So when you get in, you know, how you get in it, the first part, it'd be a little... Yeah, it's like, you're making it real realistic.

So hold on, hold on. Let me explain what he got going on. Hold on, hold on. To the listeners, right? He has two white gloves filled up with hot water. Yeah, they... In the middle of the two white gloves, latex gloves he set a yellow latex gloves in between the two white gloves no no no no

no it's a fresh glove he's like all right that you're on the eye and now that feel like some loose pussy i'm gonna keep it all the way real though no that you don't feel like some loose pussy you got you talking you mean wait till you go in there i ain't going in there but the fuck as you talk about look at the lips look at the lips look at the lips wow god that's some bad pussy right thank you you so listen and this This is what you do. You can take this, right? See, it depends on what you like.

Different people like different things. But you take this, look. So right now, he's pouring the lubricant. You got lubricant. Or you can lose lotion. Or you can use Vaseline. But that's some old-school shit. Like, you want to real...

Like, sometimes, do you mix the chemicals? Do you mix them? Listen, stick your finger in there. I swear, Gil. Stick your finger there. I'll tell you. It's clean. It's clean.

Stick your finger there. And feel the warmth of it. Go ahead. Stick your finger in. That's the fee fee. Go ahead. what did that feel like what do that feel like what do that feel like

tell me what that feel like be honest he's still going and get old be honest he's faking popper he's fagipopper he's fagipopening

I told you I told you this is a real loud listen listen this is a fiefi action like this like some pussy though I ain't going on

now listen you take it right so you take it right now say if you you're in the cell you take it you put on the table and you go from here But hold up.

Now, let me tell you how the threesome go down, right? You know you can have a fiefie and have a threesome, right? See, because I didn't show you the whole equipment. Dog, that shit all on my hands now. Bang, smut books! You got to have your books out, right? So listen. So this is how you have a threesome in the joint, right?

You had your joints, right? You had a fiefie right here, right? Hold on. Show them smut books, dog. Where the fuck did you get smut books? Come on, man. I mean, so listen, you had one right here, right? So you have one right here, so you take a scene right here.

See, see, if you don't want to have, you, it. You don't want to have an orgy. Orgy is when the dude is in the shot. You don't want to have another dude in the shot. But right here, you'll take it right. You got her. Oh, my God. And then you'll have another one right over here.

So now you got her in the shower. You got her right here. You have them laid down. You'd be from here. Oh, my God. One kiss of you over here, you just look. You just going back and forth. You're just like this whaling out.

And then before you know, you like this. So by the pages sticking together, though. Come on, man. I don't know. Paper probably, they probably messed up. Don't you use these books? You know he used. Use them, Gil. Come on, bro.

You'll be from here, right? I ain't seen no old school magazines in a minute. Listen, come on. Look how he's nice. So, she got some nice tidies. So listen, you be from here. You from here, wham, wham, you got the fee-fi, and you just like that.

Then you got to slow up and talk to them. Yeah, I told you. You told you. I told you what time it was. You know what I mean? And you got different books. It depends on what type of books you want to use. Sometimes if you're from the hood and you want to go skiing or something,

you get a snow bunny or you want to go to the polka-nose. You get some snow. It depends. what you want but this is this you got you definitely got you definitely you got the two white girls right there's snow but listen you like the snow you like to jerk off to the snow no it don't matter it don't even matter when you're in the joint hold on why wouldn't you make two different fifis with two different tightnesses so you could bounce back and forth and really feel like you in it's too messy because i'm going to at the floor i'm in the clean up i mean because right

here when i'm standing up near the desk i'm already standing on the towel the catch towel so anytime i'm coming out ooosh who it all dripped down to the foot i'm talking to but the whole thing about this so you ever been in that in that same joint right there in your cell he walked in no no no i do that time when i know he locked in the yard he can't come in but the whole thing is this is the fee fee as you can see gill finger popped you want to try it again gill finger popped it real good you know what i mean got it up there was some still some loose pussy but it was good i could have fit my whole hand and that motherfucker that's some loose pussy it's about this when you get in the tie you squeeze it like so when you

down here you're from here you see what i'm saying so so that's like so that's like when you when you fucking the chicken she got to push her stomach down yeah it's like you gotta push your stomach down it's like you all you know what you know you're going to you know what I mean you want to try let me test you on you know

that's a high that's pretty that's pretty decent see see see see they do feel like some pussy though I told you all right so sure listen biggest independent century is some creative motherfuckers

who the fuck said I'm putting to you Three gloves together. I'm telling you, that's pretty decent. You're some innovative balls. So listen, if you're looking to buy a penituary pussy, get with me at 1-800 penituary pussy. I will be selling these on my website coming soon. But no, straight up, this is like, this is classic. You got, listen, this is classic penitentiary pussy.

Like, you can't beat this. So, you know what I mean? But you've got to do it only on certain cages, like your birthday or, like, it's a day you just down. You can't do it all the time because you'll burn it out and you want to feel, you know what I mean? And then peep, peep, peep. As soon as you done, all you got to do is you just unlock this, wham, drop that shit right in the trash and get rid of it.

So you don't keep the fee-fi? No, you, listen, you got to keep, listen, if you're in the joint, you got to keep stealing these gloves in the kitchen. So what if a nigger can't get no gloves? No, no, no, no. You won't get gloves. What if a nigger just came up on a set of gloves? Everybody don't got access to gloves.

He just keep rinsing them out. He keeps rinsing them. You ain't ever wrenching gloves. Yes, you did. I did a couple times. I know he did. I did, because they ain't had none at the moment, but you don't have to. like like you you can you can get so that's like so that's like that's like fucking a chick

without washing like you fuck the she you shot all lena you left all the cream and then you just double back she ain't wash up no no no no you're gonna wash it out you can wash it out hell where you're gonna wash it out so hold on let me ask you a question so you washed a fee fee full of nut out in your prison sink which is where you sellie be listen man you put you all you got to do no no no no no no no stop trying to get around what I'm asking you He acted like he's an attitude, man. No, he 100%. So you watch that nasty shit out in a prison sink

where your selly brush his teeth out and all that old kind of shit. No, because he pulled out and spilt on the book. Like you see it on the book. He pulled out, or even on the magazine. This is what happened. Like, listen, this will happen. You would take this, right?

All you're going to do is take this. You're going to take it, put it under the sink. Let the water go in there, shake it up, pour it out. Then put some soap in there. Rinse it. Rinse it repeat. Rinse it out. Rinse it repeat.

And then once you rinse it, repeat. you're going to put it inside out, let him dry out on something. And then it's a rap. Then you're back in business. Like this, go in the trash. Like, this is done. Now these, you can just flush these, right? And then now, see, what I'm going to do is when my kid is,

roll the towel back up. The towel ain't get no damage to it. That's the dead. What you doing? You might have spilt all on the towel. The floor towel, that was a towel that any fluids came on. That one? Because I'm going to make sure the gloves sticking out far enough.

Let me find out your niggas ran a drain on the fee-fi. The niggas was up there sharing Feefees You done with it yet? Yo, they made it two-sided, boy, they was both hitting it from each other. They was looking right at each other. They was looking right at each other. You tearing that up, Lo.

Lil, let me get that. Yo, turn her around. That pussy is amazing. He said, turn her around. I want the-pussies amazing. I want the mouth now. No, this is the old twist, though. Like on some real stuff?

No, turn the Pee-Fee-E-V-round. Give me some of that mouth. They don't know. Like on some real. No, him and his cellie laid in the bed, sideweeds. We put the TV in the beach. They're hitting at the same time. Yo, like, what's a real shit?

Like on some real? He told him to Sally back up son you poke in the room. You lie it over, man. Come on with that bullshit. Nick is the head buddy. You jump out. Oh, you hit me, dog. Oh, that's a foul little play.

Come on. You're out of pocket. Yo. Oh. Oh, my God. Big a wild one to the next time I got a concussion. Your headbund to me. I got C-T.

Yo, that's crazy. Yo. No, that's crazy, bro. Niggas was laying in the cell shit, a motherfucking fee-feet. In the king-sized bed. When they brought the bunk down. You're out of the pocket, man. Y'all lie, though.

You, listen. He told the guard Listen man I'm taking the top bump out Man we're making this shit of king size We're going to lay in the beard together And share Fifi Listen I ain't even going to hold you man

The first time I had the Fifi I thought I was like on a contractual visit I thought I went on a home pass I was in penitentiary I was like oh my God But and then the old head told me young blood You can't be tapping them things like that Don't beat the pussy up

I said what fuck is you talking about Don't beat you I'm telling you, man. You're the way out. You ain't going to be. And then I said, okay, bet. That would a party tape had to be crazy. You know, the party tapes, listen to the sex tape.

Oh, my God. You were Spilly D. Williams for sure. Okay. So, take a prison like Dallas Penitentiary. Dallas at Pink Palace. Okay. How many prisoners are there? Like 3,000, 3 to 4,000.

How many inmates got a fee fee? I don't know I can't say I think hundreds of them At least hundreds Yeah but that's what I'm saying Everybody don't even know How to make a fee

Like a young boy Come to jail And somebody at school But a lot of people Don't even know About the fee fee Oh that's what I'm saying So that's why

When you was like Anybody could get gloves If anybody could get gloves Everybody would have fee fee The thing is I want to guess How many people you think Watching this right now

It's going to go make one That's what I want Niggas is home Niggas gonna make one I think a lot of dudes Because they want to experience Like yo is that really No, I'm going to keep it all the way real, though.

That thing felt like some pussy. Listen, if two got on your mind, would you go downstairs in the basement and make one? I already got a pocket pussy. Oh, yeah, the joint, but they're from the store. That's not, that's like a hookup from the store. Because he's saying it's different when you custom build your ideal joint. Like you're picking your kind of wetness. Let me just say you sound.

Like, see, you got a gang. Like he, like he, G.M. and shit. Like he bends. I'm designing the new. Fifi. Yeah, they're he and me. He's 20-20. Like a Bentley.

I don't want to design pussy's fuck as you talking about. My man one time, he had made that Fifi that was alien pussy. I said, he said, yeah, man, I had some alien pussy. I said, oh, how the fuck? And you borrowed it? No, no, he said, I had alien, like an alien. Yeah.

I said, how? He said, because I had, I had, like, the bluish of the glove. Because he ain't had no yellow glove. He had one of the greenish-blish joints. He said it was like, I was fucking the alien. You, niggas is crazy. Like, he was in the yard.

I'm like, you're fucking crazy, man. He said, no, that Jones was legendary. And I said, what book did you have with it? He told me the book. I said, oh, I've seen that book before. I said, what page? What page? Oh, yeah.

You remember the pages? Yeah, you, fuck here. You remember the scenes. You got to remember, like, what book is that? They'd be like, yeah, I had the butt man. What's the name? Because they had a smart book called Buttman, Black Video Illustrated, and Black Tills. That's all of a joint butt man.

That's great. But it does make sense that they would remember the pages because that's like a person remembering what joining want to go to on the internet, but that's how y'all had to do it. Yeah, you can. It ain't like the internet where you can save it, copy it and save the page. But listen, he used to count the bitches. What's you mean? Like, yeah, I fuck Pinky when I was in jail.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I count all of my joints. All the chicks like, damn, I hit her this many times. I used to have a little note pad. I was like, damn, I've seen this book. Like, books I've seen because it was books that, because, like, you might see, you might see volume 23, book number two, but you don't see, you ain't see none of 22 volume. So I'll be like, I got to see that book. Well, you know how, like, everybody reminisce, like, you was in jail for 20 years. So when you came home, did you ever, like, like, you still lace and toilet at Gil's

I don't know if you still was washing up with your boxers on He still watch his drawers At night And hang them up So was you still Honest to God Was you still using Fifi's here and there

Before you got with April When you came home What I was saying was this Like on some real shit Like You come home And you'd be looking at All them scenes that I've seen in the magazines

I went to look for them Like Cherokee Like the name of the joke Where you could watch them in real live baby got back 54 i'd be like damn i remember i seen that book and i'm like damn i finally get to see it and i'd be like looking at it like you know how many times i partied to that scene right there you know it's so crazy we on a phone one day he on loudspeaker this nigga like it's like probably like 11 o'clock at night he don't know too next to me like all right

cause i mean i'll hit you later man i'm about to go where it jerk off and then take it down too he's jerking off on the street i just came home i was just i was just i was focus man but who but who tells somebody that he ain't I'm about to squeeze I didn't know I didn't I didn't like like but the whole thing was about it was more importantly that I'm like damn

too might look at me like damn he's a loser he out he ain't get no buns he can't get no ass on the street like your cousin come home he's not getting no cheeks out here and it's like his cheeks it's like a cheek fest out his cheeks everywhere but I was just like really in my zone like when I first game home because I'm too focused

I told him he's like yo man you ain't you ain't a pussy at 20 year I started saying Did you hop the other side of the fence up there? Oh, man. No, but it was like, Because I got to go for my life. My life's on the line. I said,

nigger, so is your pipe. You get some pussy. He said all that to Chick starts talking his DM down, like, your cousin telling him, I'm looking for him in a daytime with a flashlight. He's just going to fuck me like this. He said it was just one fat bitch. He said it was just one fat bitch.

He like, he like, she was crazy. He like, she was crazy. Oh, so this is a real joint. Yeah, this bitch was 5, 3, 2, 20. No, he's lying. It wasn't like, it was not, listen. This was built like the, uh, the, uh, the, Maurice Rice, remember the running, you know, what's the running back where it's fucking lying, man, for the Ravens or slap this.

No, no, no, no, no, so now you say, you, you, do defending her like, you hit it. No, no, no, yeah, he definitely hit it. I, I wore ass out, right? He tackled this shit out of that running back. She was hit his home, like, that miss was a fullback. I won't he, no, he's lying. He's lying about that. He's lying about that.

He's lying about that. He's lying about the description. He's lying. The description he's lying about, but I was slaying and sprained. That bitch was a heavy Chevy. You hear me? I was slaying and spraying it. But listen, man.

She was definitely looking for this nigga in the daytime with a flashlight. She definitely was, but she was a heavy Chevy. Listen, we're ready to get up out of here, but I want to thank everybody. I want to thank all our fans, all our supporters, all our new supporters for $2 million worth a game. It's presented by bars through sports. Listen, man, we're out of here. We're ready to roll out. What you want to say, Cussie.

I want to say, man, we graciously thank you guys for me. making us at the top of the charts every week and listening to making us one of the biggest podcasts in the world and to the fans we owe that and we truly appreciate you guys just like that right