Million Dollaz Worth Of Game - MILLION DOLLAZ WORTH OF GAME EP:43 "FAVORITE SEX POSITIONS"

Episode Date: January 14, 2020

On Today’s Episode of Million Dollaz Worth of Game Gillie, Wallo & Dev discuss the possibility of the return of Actual Reality. In a world full of Digital facades will Authenticity make a comeback? ...Also Wallo enlightens his friends about another strange use of a Prison Bed. Manufactured Real (4:19) INSTAJerk (6:08) Did Cool Destroy Black People? (13:01) Favorite Sex Positions (23:35) Who would you be? "CLUB SHANKS" (35:55) Top Rapper In Each Decade (39:23) Million Dollaz Worth Of Game: She Wants a Break (50:51) Stories From The Cell: Holy Mattressmony (57:46)You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/mworthofgame

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hey, million dollars worth of game listeners. You can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad free on Amazon Music. Right. I can't believe you did this man. Yeah, I'm high. I'm on Pluto. People say talking who you know. I'm drawing on wild like I'm Uno.
Starting point is 00:00:40 Yeah, I'm the one like I'm Uno. I'm reaching the top of the tutor. I'm breaking the gauge. I'll be racing. I'm mixing the white with the you know, shaking that assing she hates him. Yeah, I think she's scheming me. She says she the one for the boy. Who do you claim to be?
Starting point is 00:00:52 I'm seeing right through your shit and I'm blocking the noise. The money is calling me. I'm getting the green. I'm getting the chattel of cheese. I'm making a recipe to get on top of the balls. You best believe, yeah, I'm high, I'm put on old people say talking who you know I'm drawing on wild like I'm Uno, yeah, on the wall like I'm Uno. I'm reaching the top of the two, though I'm breaking the gauge, I be racing.
Starting point is 00:01:09 I'm mixing the white with the you know, shaking that that's incitiation. Yeah, I am that boy the nigga the one. People be talking. I listen to him, Frost. Listen, man. That's my man, Frost, man. You're now tuned into me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me. Million dollars worth a game on Wildo, 2,7.
Starting point is 00:01:24 It's Gilly the Nut, and that's Dev Nasty. This is brought to you by Barstew Sports. Listen, man, and it's going down. What? Hold on. What happened? What happened? What's going on?
Starting point is 00:01:34 What the fuck I tell you about introducing me? Listen, I'm the introducer. I say your name. That's your name. You used the nut. All right. All right. Listen,
Starting point is 00:01:40 don't put your hands on me. It's Michael Cockbuffer. Yeah, that's your name. I heard you used to be... I heard when you was the captain of the wrestling team in jail, you used to be all up in there. In its corner, weighing that at a greasy oil down 200. How are you going to be the captain? So you got, you line on me.
Starting point is 00:02:00 No, you, you, you had multiple jobs. You was the announcer, the captain, you was a pimp, you worked in the kitchen, you, you did, you, you, no, listen, you did manufacture a jumpers, you worked in an inmate exchange, you worked in the yard, shoveling shit. I worked in my carloving exchange, I worked in the kitchen, I worked in the warehouse, lifeguard and a shower, lifeguard and showers. Fuck, that's what he said. Listen, I never was no, listen, I never was no lifeguard or no prison shower. You was, like, why would I be, like, like, come on, man. Come on, bro. I wasn't no lifeguise to squeeze you to shower.
Starting point is 00:02:29 Clean the shower A bad to like the shower. So, niggas, everybody going to shower. Let one off. Nobody doing that in the shower. Nobody doing that in the shower. People in there. I was cleaning up the showers.
Starting point is 00:02:39 You're not going to tell me nobody never squeezed one in the showers, right? There's a bunch of people there. Some niggas don't get fuck about none of that. Fuck of you. Look over to you all and they got to clean that shit up. You and then sleeping on niggas seeming. All I used to do is take a bucket splash anything. Scrub the walls, squeeze you it down.
Starting point is 00:02:56 Squeeze you, I squeeze you anything down. And right till the, to the little drain. Yo, he's splashing the walls. This shit is splashing on his face. No, it's not. No, it's not. No, it's not.
Starting point is 00:03:05 Listen, I'm squeezing. Splash more splash. Listen, just imagine you take the walls and you got buckets of a soapy wall. And you're splashing. Chemicals everywhere. And they come down, drain off the wall. You scrub some of it with a scrub brush. And then when it hit the ground, you squeeze you anything.
Starting point is 00:03:19 You squeezing anything into the dream. I heard the nigger that ran the block gave you that job. Hey, nigger. Clean the showers up, nigga. No, he didn't. No he didn't. No he didn't. I just was a shower clean.
Starting point is 00:03:31 I wasn't no life. There ain't no lifeguard in here. That's just so crazy. So let's get all his jobs. He was a pimping prison. I was never a pimps. He was the captain of the wrestling team. I was never a pimping in prison.
Starting point is 00:03:41 How am I'm going to be a pimping prison? Come on, man. He was pimping boy, but we know it was going to. He was the captain of the wrestling team. You worked in clothes exchange. You worked in the yard because one time I talked to you, nigga, you said, I was out in the yard all day. Something was some shit or something.
Starting point is 00:03:53 No, I wasn't no shit. I was shoveling something. Sheveling what? I was on Ido pay. So Ido pay is like this. There's a pay that the state give you. So when you ain't doing shit, like it's like welfare in jail.
Starting point is 00:04:04 Like, you know what I mean? And they give you, they just pay. So they be like, oh, get them guys who's on Ido pay. So they told us to go to the yard. And like, it was like snowing forever for like, and I just was out there a day. But I was basically just a professional spotter. You used to just spot niggas.
Starting point is 00:04:16 No, that's not that. I'm talking about shoveling snow in New York. That's all they made you do? Why would I spot somebody? I don't, that's, that's, it's coming out, Def. Let's get into a million dollars We're getting into that Manufactured Real
Starting point is 00:04:32 So you're talking about Is Real ever coming back Because right now Real is What you see on Instagram What you see on social media What people betray to be real See before
Starting point is 00:04:48 You know If you grew up in the 80s And you grew up in the 90s When Social media was you didn't have to you didn't have to, you wasn't trying to impress a motherfucker on a website that's not really real, like Instagram ain't real, like, that shit's entertainment. But motherfuckers really take Instagram and social media as being real.
Starting point is 00:05:11 Like, oh, that's real. Like, the nigga, the nigga got seven guns like this. The shitload of money. Oh, he's eating. He's just, he's real. Like, is real of a coming back? No. I would say this
Starting point is 00:05:25 Until that shit is going It's not Because more people Like you understand It's like a A gift and the curse It's like A give and a take
Starting point is 00:05:34 It's like a reward And You know Like a like It's like a reward To their mind It's like Oh I got a like
Starting point is 00:05:42 They like me Like you're chasing It's like you chasing It's like a fiend When they first get That first hit They're chasing that shit forever It's like you chasing it
Starting point is 00:05:49 Girl get a hundred Like I got to keep getting 100 I got to get 200 I got to get 300 You got to get $300. So, you know what I mean? Even if an artist, you let's put your music up all, man. They don't like it.
Starting point is 00:05:57 I'm going to dump this shit. No, that might be the song. That might be the song, but it's like, I got to, I don't want to leave it up there because they didn't get that many likes and I don't want people to look at it. Because if they don't, that shit don't mean. Yeah, women will take their pictures down for sure. They take them up. I didn't get a lot of likes on this one.
Starting point is 00:06:12 And you might be like, damn, I liked it, that one. That was a nice picture to party to. I'm just saying if that's your thing. If that's your thing. You know what I mean? So let me ask you question. Hold on, not to get off subject, but have you ever jerked off off of an Instagram photo? You fucking right. When I was in, you got to remember I had the phone when I was in jail.
Starting point is 00:06:29 Oh. So I had always listen. You want to tell her cell. No, I'm not saying nobody's, I'm not saying nobody's names. I'm not saying nobody's. So listen. Because you get in trouble. Listen, it was, you can't even tell us who you used to jerk off to when you was in prison because you get in trouble.
Starting point is 00:06:37 No, it was this one girl, right? I mean. Let us know that you a bitch-ass nigga. No, no. You can't tell us Instagram women that you used to jerk off to before you met your woman. I wouldn't mind saying. Because, bro, you'll get in trouble now. No, I won't mind saying them, right?
Starting point is 00:06:53 It's cool to say it when they big, down famous. But when they're local, it's like, that nigga was stalking so-and-so. You can't just put that out there. Like, there was, like, local chicks from Philly. And it's one girl, right? So, hold on. So who's some big famous chicks you to squeeze, too? They didn't matter because they shit was so like.
Starting point is 00:07:08 It was unrealistic. It was unrealistic. Like me, I was a dude that, I like, I like homegrown porn. You see what I'm saying? So it's like, it was like, unreal. Listen. I'm like, I'm going to, and I'm going to, it's going to be party time. So this one, listen, listen, and this was, and this was, this was, this was crazy, like,
Starting point is 00:07:26 on everything I love, listen, or everything I love, right? The one girl that I used to jerk off to in jail, right, I wound up connecting with it on the streets, right? And that ass was everything, I'm talking about it was, it was, it was like, listen, there's no bullshit. Like, like, because, and this will make, this one made, this one made it, this one made it so easy. Like, I was on there, right? When I was in the cell, I'm on the ground. and I'm going to ask my brother, I'm like, yo, who that? He's like, that's so-and-so, so-and-so people.
Starting point is 00:07:52 You know them, right? I'm like, yeah. So now it was like, even more, because it was like, it's a possibility that I'm, I ran into her. And when I ran into her, it was like, it was nighttime. It was like, I went to this event and she screamed my name. Oh, from seeing me on Instagram. And I'm like, no, she didn't. And I'm like, if she knew that I was a filthy animal in jail, jerking all to her fucking pictures in the cell,
Starting point is 00:08:15 because she used to have these videos when she just walked away. And I asked me shaking, right? He was a filthy animal. Listen, listen, this back when it was like... Get out of here, you filthy animals. I was like, 15 seconds on Instagram, the video. Listen, man, I just keep like, refreshing at your... Stop, people.
Starting point is 00:08:29 I stop. Calm down, boy. Listen, listen. So, listen, I get home, right? So now I'm like, damn, I'm gonna get this ass. I need this. I need to get her, right? So we get together one day.
Starting point is 00:08:41 I never got it. I never got it. But that shit was real. I felt, listen. No. He said this ended so anticlimactic. I didn't get it. I didn't get it because she was all some other shit.
Starting point is 00:08:52 Oh, no, I thought she said it was everything. This will happen. No, this will happen. I'm going to tell you what happened. So bottom line, as you told that long-ass story to get to you didn't get the pussy. This is the time with Gil's, you fucked her on the phone.
Starting point is 00:09:04 Let me give you the game, though. This is what it was. This is the time with Gil say that I was a homeless sexual. I was living in a nanny crib. So she's talking about, let's go to your spot. I'm like, oh, man. Nick, if you was a player, you'd have took her the nanny. Listen, no, because
Starting point is 00:09:19 As you talk about. See, that's how you know he ain't no true players. I came home, I would have been the middle room slayer. No, no, but let me explain some of you. I'd have been, Nanny. Put your ear plugs in.
Starting point is 00:09:29 Nanny, you know I did 20 years put your ear plugs in for me, Nanny. No, no, this is what happened. That was going to be the plan, right? I'm about the fuck the soul out this bitch That was going to be the plan, right? But I was like, damn,
Starting point is 00:09:40 I was just going to look, me sneaking up the steps. And then Nanny might still be in a living room. Right? Don't even, first of all, let me just tell you so. my nigga, if you go into any house and you don't go to the front room,
Starting point is 00:09:54 that's not your fucking house. So it don't matter, nigga, like, you took it to the middle room. You take it to the middle room. You take it to the basement. You take it to the back room. You fucking in the fucking diet of room. The kitchen, the bitch, you know that's not your house.
Starting point is 00:10:09 I take it out. Listen, he was going to rush the bitch of this. He was going to rush the middle room and she was going to think that was his shit. Listen, I take it out. I take it out in Nova Liberty, right? So we like going to back. I'm like, man, listen, no way that I love.
Starting point is 00:10:21 She had these jeans on. I cracked them jeans down. That ass jumped out of them jeans. I'm like, yo. You ever see an ass jump out of some jeans? Like, thank you. Like, I'm like, I'm like, what the, like, it was like, you know, you know how a dog be in a crib forever and you let them out to the backyard or stuff?
Starting point is 00:10:37 But they just be running around the gate. Their ass was just like, ah, whoop, whee. I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, kissing on him. It was crazy, right? As jumped out of jeans like this. It was crazy. That night, we had a nice night. We walked around there.
Starting point is 00:10:51 We did a little, we did a little. And you had to get the night off, not getting no pussy. Because I went home and jerked off. But the jerk off was way more real. It was way more real. Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something. Because she grabbed the dick.
Starting point is 00:11:02 That's what you were about to say. Yeah, he could still smell her too. It was crazy, man. Let me just say something. That's how you know you ain't working with that. Bitch, bitch, she was going to give him some pussy in that back block in the minivan. That's when you had the minivan back there. That was minivan Dan.
Starting point is 00:11:15 He was minivan Dan. Listen, but she gave him the piece. You know, the peace tester. No, she did. The fuck. Um, where's your dick? No, she didn't do that. She didn't do that.
Starting point is 00:11:31 She was like, don't, is it, is it tucked under or something? Because I don't, uh, you want to drop me off, buddy. She was going to give you something, but she gave you the dick touch. She didn't pass the test. She know I got a BBC. She know that. She's like, she's like, she's like, what's a BBC? Big black cop
Starting point is 00:11:49 You know that She said This boy got a BBC He's a legend Yeah she knew that She gave you the dick test That you ain't passed She said drop me to fuck off
Starting point is 00:11:58 You had to go home And jerked off But everybody jerked off To a girl on Instagram And I ain't I ain't talking about I never in my life jerked off to a bitch
Starting point is 00:12:06 on Instagram man Judy got your own bitch ass nigga status He's a kid He's a nut Why would I jerk off To a bitch on Instagram I could go to
Starting point is 00:12:12 Deb did you ever do Tell the truth Yeah come on man Yeah Come on All the Meg is jerking off the bitches on Instagram. Oh, the B-Rock tells me. Fuck out of it.
Starting point is 00:12:23 B-Rock's no was real real bitches. He said, no. So it's real ever coming back. Fuck, though. Because real to me is recognizing everybody ain't loyal. That's real. I understand that part, but it's like, it's like, it's too hard because it's like, people is forced. People that's not cool with their self-uncompanical with their position in life.
Starting point is 00:12:43 And they shot, they have forced to do it. They're like, hey, by else's cap. And I might as well cap. Real is not going to come back to a fake platform. A fake platform. That's what, where are you looking for real at? You're not going to come out with the people that's look.
Starting point is 00:12:55 You got people that search for certain things and it's like, they're not going to be able to, real is not going to be expected, respected as much as the bullshit. If you want to find reality, go live in reality. Say it out of the outside of the phone, the internet and all that type of shit.
Starting point is 00:13:12 So, so, all right. So did cool fuck black people up? It devastated. black people. Let me explain some of the team. All right. So as a black person in America, right? It depends on your position, and what you see,
Starting point is 00:13:25 how you see life. It went through slavery, went through all this shit, go through all type of segregation, Jim Crow, or you go through all this shit. And then it comes to the part with cool hit. So I go through all that shit. Hold on. So you don't think it was no cool slaves, nigga? You don't think it was a
Starting point is 00:13:41 nigga that was out in the field that all the bitches was like he got the chairs, dude. Damn, that's deep. I never thought about that. We're giving, So you think it was a Billy D. Williams slave? Yes. Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely.
Starting point is 00:13:54 So let me ask you a question. You don't think it was no slaves that the slave, the white, the white woman slave owner was like. I want to fuck him. I'm getting some of that nigger dick right there. Oh, that's 100%. That nigger. So you think it was a Chris Brown? You think it was like a Chris Brown slave that was dancing.
Starting point is 00:14:13 Then let me just tell you something. Then, back then. if you was a if you was a Caucasian slave owner you got to look at the dicks for free strip-necked boy you're like so so yeah she picking the cream of the country cream of the crap oh my god BBC black cock like my man said got you got the Joe hanging out oh my god he got a BBC like she like she already know who working with what the mandingo warriors was out there so at the end of the day you're not going to tell me that
Starting point is 00:14:49 it wasn't no cool fucking sleeves man it's cool always been in love cool cool was probably in but not probably to the detriment of what you're saying no what I'm saying is like now it's like you gotta fill out all this check by like people people living their regular life but then they want to be accepted by the way black people see
Starting point is 00:15:06 is what is okay what is thorough what is okay what is cool and it's like people get like I want to be on a cool monitor I want to be cool I want to be accepted by them right I got to talk this certain way. I got to dress this certain way. Absolutely. Like with some real shit. I want to be on a cool, cool, cool.
Starting point is 00:15:21 I want to be on them. I want to be, dude, cool, cool, cool. It's either eight or nine out of ten. Listen, and it's like, think about it. You got to do all this shit. I got to dress like this. I got to talk like this. I got to act like this. I got to buy these rules. I got to wear these certain clothes or these drive a certain car. I got to have this type of money. I got to eat at this certain restaurant. I got to take these type of pictures. It's like all this fucking shit you've got to do in order to be cool.
Starting point is 00:15:49 If you don't do that, you're corny. Right. You're fucking, oh, he's a cornball. He's corny. Oh, think that's some fucking. Even connecting with other people that could take you further in life. You know what I mean? It's like, oh, this nigga Joe, like he.
Starting point is 00:16:00 That's corny talking to somebody you don't know. Yep. Like, we do human. Like, anything that's human shit, like we just say, no, don't be human. Right. Be cool. But we was taught that since kids, though. Yeah, and it's in it.
Starting point is 00:16:13 You fall, don't cry. All that shit. Get up. Don't cry. What you're crying. for be tough be tough and be cool but it's like that cool shit damn that's a deep join right there that shit is like it's sad man because people can't even be themselves they got to be cool think about saying i can't what i want to do what i want to wear i can't do none of that i got to be
Starting point is 00:16:32 cool because it's pressure on me in my community from my business and leaving out the house i'm cool with with what i got on i'm cool with with my presentation with how i look but Is everybody else going to be cool with it? Right. Do you think I should? I don't know. I don't know if everybody else is going to like what I. Fuck what I like.
Starting point is 00:16:57 Fuck what I want for myself. Fuck what I care about. Fuck what make me happy. Is everybody else going to like what? If everybody else going to be happy with what I is. So I don't know. I never. I never did fuck black people.
Starting point is 00:17:11 And 100% did because even a person like me, like when I listen to people talk and talk about their life, that be in the street. They describe these scenarios that's not even fucking with the way I grew up. On paper, I should be the nigger that was in jail, all of this type of shit. You got, you bouncing from different cribs, your mom on drugs, all of that. But a lot of these niggas, that's what they fall on. But a lot of shit was niggas wanted to be cool.
Starting point is 00:17:35 They wanted to be outside. They wanted to be involved in certain shit and certain shit. I just didn't care about. I had goals in mind. And that's what I stayed on. I did what the fuck I wanted to do. You know what I'm saying? A lot of times, too, it ain't, it ain't even.
Starting point is 00:17:46 Even about being cool, it's about being a follower. It's about looking for the attention and the love and the acceptance that you was looking for in your household that you never got. You feel what I'm saying? Looking to be embraced, you know, because a lot of times there's a lot of shit that goes on in the black American in the black household. It would be a lot of shit going on just how we is. And sometimes people be trying to get their life together.
Starting point is 00:18:15 your mom that might be like your dad might have had you when he you know what I mean parents 17 18 like I was on this young boy was like man me and my dad we really don't see we we I don't fuck with him I said why he said man when he had me he went to jail this and I said hold up I said can you do me a favorite can you be can you be understanding for once he said what I mean he said your dad went to prison when he was 17 he was a kid bro he didn't like he hopefully he matured and grew up in prison but now you're 21 years old bro your dad just coming out of prison like y'all really don't even know each other you don't even realize when your parents was 25. They wasn't grown.
Starting point is 00:18:47 Yeah, yeah. So it's like, now he lived, and even if, just imagine if you're growing up in the career with your dad, your dad, 17, still trying to be a kid, still trying to figure out life. So you left with your, with your grandma or whatever, because they still trying to grow and live their life. You know what I mean? Because their life ain't stopped. So it's like, it's a lot of shit. So now the little man, he ain't getting a love from dad or family or his mom because they're trying to grow. You're going to go out there and try to figure it out. Somebody might say, I got you, look out for you, buy you some sneaks or do some. something before you give you a package.
Starting point is 00:19:16 All I take you for the right old head to embrace you. Yeah, and it's a rap. You feel what I'm saying? If he embrace you and then put in, and see, one thing about the older niggers is they're able to get the younger, the younger ones minds a lot of the time. You feel me? And then they'll finesse them into doing some dumb shit.
Starting point is 00:19:34 And you notice the word he used was finesse. Niggers be using y'all. Yeah, they'll finesse a young and into doing some dumb shit. That's just like, like for instance, dude like me come home out of penitentiary and all the time. We're going to be straight up. We're going to keep it all official. Niggas thought I was fucking crazy. Oh, who does this nigga come home from jail
Starting point is 00:19:50 did this 20 years telling niggas that jail not cool? This niggas fucking nut. He's telling dudes jail not cool. They ain't what's up, this and third. You know why? Because I was a dude that realized a real old head going to give you real game of life. I'm not going to try to, because I ain't no nigger that's out here
Starting point is 00:20:05 trying to bust them. I never was a dude that tried to get somebody else to do my way. I put my own work in. So you got dudes out here. Like he said, that's two strike felons or got jackets. They don't want to put no working, so they put a young boy in a dummy mission. These niggas is going, motherfucking make you take them charges, tell you, you know what I mean? You got your lawyer and did disappear in your fucking ass.
Starting point is 00:20:22 Yep. And then now you sit in the penitentiary, your mom looking for them, damn, man. Buba ain't answering the phone. He deposed that your lawyer, posed that commissary, and they're on to the next young boy, got him on the dummy-ass mission. Right. He out there, finessed him. And now it's just crazy. So be mindful young boys that on some real shit, the streets don't love you, that the real niggas don't love you, all that real niggas don't love you, all that real niggas shit.
Starting point is 00:20:44 That shit is all the facade, man. All that, my day one shit. Listen, man. Let me just say this. About that day one shit. If you and a nigga don't got more than 10 plus years in. Like, day one, it's a nigga that grew up with you. Like, y'all moms had you all together.
Starting point is 00:21:06 Y'all was in the playground. You always in the sandbox. Like, day one is like, you met a nigga, what's name? You're a criminal. I'm a criminal. You're my day one. Fuck no Like on some real shit
Starting point is 00:21:16 Like come on man Like we be Like we really be got the game We got the game fucked up And when you hit that penitentiary And you walk up by yourself Are you bleeding the fuck out And you laying on the ground?
Starting point is 00:21:27 This is you Don't wait till it's too late Good Right Understand that too young boys When you when you're out here and you in these streets And The cards don't always fall in your place
Starting point is 00:21:39 And then you're the victim on the other side of the gun, you the nigger laying there on that ground and that cold waiting on the ambulance to come, it's only you laying there. And you got to understand this. There's only you laying there. And when you're talking about the criminal
Starting point is 00:21:55 side of things, right? It's always somebody that know you that most of the time kill you, get you killed, or that's going to tell on you. We know each other. I can't Johnny nobody tell on Gil? Right. Nobody. It's never like that. It's always
Starting point is 00:22:11 this. And it goes back to this. It's always your day one. Here you go. Here go to DA. Excuse me. State your name. My name is Rahim Johnson. Excuse me, Rahim Johnson.
Starting point is 00:22:19 Do you know the defendant Dante Williams? How long do you know him? Well, I knew him for a long time. Our moms used to have us together. Our moms like sisters. So you know him that good. Yeah, I used to stay at his house. His mom used to take care of me when my mom was on drugs.
Starting point is 00:22:32 So you know him really well. So you know that on October 29th, you're sure that you saw him shooting Dante Davis. Yes, I saw him. He stood on him. over him he shot dante david the same dude that ate oodles and noodles at your mom house matter fact your mom probably made the nigger spaghetti she gave him the benefit of the doubt she gave spaghetti not hot dogs the hot sauces with the baked beans and shit like she gave you all that stuff and she's sitting in there in the courtroom oh my baby ain't never hurt nobody and he's telling on you
Starting point is 00:23:03 because he don't want to take a weed charge something crazy some dumb shit okay and my baby ain't never hurt nobody and motherfuckers in the in the back you know that boy was a goddamn animal talking about he ain't never do that you know he was a fucking savage out here but it is what it is but he's the same boy telling he he on to join
Starting point is 00:23:20 yeah that's him and he's looking at you tough yeah that's him yeah that's he shot him he didn't have to do that he ain't had to shoot he had to shoot he had to shoot him I mean that was a cow
Starting point is 00:23:30 all that shit like the day ain't like all right no further questions so come on with this dumb shit talking that day one shit let's go to the next next topic at hand he's going with some dumb shit
Starting point is 00:23:46 what do you guys think a woman's favorite sex position is and because I'm asking you what do you think for the woman but I'm asking you what is your favorite sex position as a man
Starting point is 00:24:03 see for me that's easy that's easy okay go ahead that's easy listen say if I'm laying on the bed right here right and my head hanging off the bed mm-hmm Let it on my face
Starting point is 00:24:14 There's body Lay it on my face Spread it on my face Spread it on my face Then lay it on my face Then spread it on his face Spread it on his face Lay it on his face
Starting point is 00:24:26 Then spread it on his face He's going to eat your ass He's going to eat your pussy He gonna eat it all Even if it's bushy Lay it on my face Then spray it on his face That's what, listen
Starting point is 00:24:35 That's her favorite position That's her favorite joint And that's mine Told you, he ain't got no dick He didn't want to eat it A lot of times they see it and they come. Let me see my piece and they come. Let me eat it for four hours.
Starting point is 00:24:47 BBC. No, but. Black cop! Like my man. He'll want to spread on the dick. Lay it on my face. Spread on my face. Lay it on my face.
Starting point is 00:24:56 No, but you're saying that's her favorite. Yeah, am I? But you, but because they see my piece and they come. That's real, though. No. It's not real. I mean, that's real. That's a good one.
Starting point is 00:25:04 No, no. Two favorite position is not what I'm eating. It's skill on his knees. It's gill on his knees and the shower when she pissing on him. No. A G. A G. Go to shower.
Starting point is 00:25:12 No, first of all, it's not when I'm eating it. It's when I'm beating it. See, the problem with you niggas is your tongue's longer than your dick. Let's fuck out of here. They call me baby legs. No, no, no, no, no, no. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I got my song.
Starting point is 00:25:26 I say my song. They call me baby legs. Who that is, that's baby leg. I'm baby leg, nigga. My shit is baby leg. Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something. So why y'all want to, all y'all want to do is.
Starting point is 00:25:37 I like the pleasure the woman, man. I like to take care of her, man. She takes care of me. You just said your dick don't pleasure the woman. I'm talking about it in a different way. I'm just saying. Why you eat the pussy for two hours? I like the pleasure to woman.
Starting point is 00:25:49 Why you don't give a new dick then? Because if I ain't, once I eat the yabba dabba's for about 12 minutes. 12 minutes. Well, you're cheating to you. No, no, no, no. Once I eat it for about 12 minutes, too, is begging me to come up and give her that dick. What's the eye? That motherfucker got all types of shit running down the side.
Starting point is 00:26:09 She's like, please, come up and give me the dick. Tootling that motherfucker like a little. All right, that's enough. That's a lot. Put your legs down, man. You look spicy. Put your shit down, man. Put your legs down, man.
Starting point is 00:26:25 God damn. This motherfucker's an animal. I'm broke with him. Able will be in there just fucking his face for two hours. Can I come up now? Can I come up now? Shut up. You hear the shit?
Starting point is 00:26:36 Shut the fuck up. He like, give him him now. No, there ain't no come up. Shut up. Shut up. It's a problem. You don't burn your stem out in jail. All that jerking off, man.
Starting point is 00:26:47 My stem is strong. Biggie league. I think a woman's favorite sexual position. Unless she's a... Well, I think they got multiple sexual positions. You never know. All women is different. No, no, no, no.
Starting point is 00:27:00 No, no. Let me tell you something. If a woman got a super fat ass, she always want to arch that back and show you that ass from the back. If a woman got the long back with the long back with the back, part in it she ain't really trying to jump up on them knees and
Starting point is 00:27:14 show you that cardboard show you that cardboard box No You what? A bitch don't want to A bitch She got that ass arts right She got she got it arts right
Starting point is 00:27:26 Yeah That back art So he's standing up right now Listen you stand on that neck Drop that thing Wham! But you gotta have a baby leg Like me to do that shit
Starting point is 00:27:34 You can't just do it Wham! Got the foot on her neck Right here Wham! Wham! A woman is letting you put them dirty-ass feet on her face. See, for me, and I got my vans on.
Starting point is 00:27:46 See, for me, that's some vicious Dallas, the Pink Pallas shit. No, the fucking, no way there. Like, that's how you had you put on a nigger neck up in the jail, huh? Yeah, the whole these are fucked down, niggas. Yeah, that's one of them drinks. Stay down, nigga, don't fucking move. Nigger, I, you stay down and break your fucking neck. Stay down and I'll break your neck.
Starting point is 00:28:03 If you move, I'll step on your neck hard to break your shit, you don't want to die. A foot on his neck And a dick that's a wreck He's like Oh my God, this nigga Yeah, I know what you put off The penitentiary moves on these bitches
Starting point is 00:28:24 That's what you're doing You're pulling off these greater four moves on these bitches Hold bitches down with your feet That's a low-key borderline rape You out here Hold bitches down with you for commit Who the fuck with them crusty ass feet That ain't been manicured
Starting point is 00:28:38 In 20 fucking years, feel like motherfucking Brillow pads. Bitch got a heavy brillo pad holding a neck down. You think that's fun for? Huh? Yeah. Yeah, he's pulling off the penitentiary boobs, huh? Me, I think, but I think most women
Starting point is 00:28:57 like missionary style because they like the body-on-body contact. Yeah, because we used to have a prostitution. We used to be getting to crack heads and body. He used to stay missionary. You did. Yeah, he didn't say that. I'm like, why you can't?
Starting point is 00:29:11 You didn't say that. He kissed him in a little. He told me, he told me, he told me why some dors and nanny won't come down here. He from here. I'm like, yo, man, why are you missionary? He's a missionary. Oh, no, he's good. He's talking to it.
Starting point is 00:29:23 He's talking to her. He's fine now. Going leave, Rob, come back. Look, we already know. We already know you was the one talking to him. Like, we did it too, though. I've done it too. I've done it too.
Starting point is 00:29:33 I did you all to try to lie. But the missionary join is the best join when you start getting tired. Like you know what I don't get tired Don't get tired Fuck you talk about What y'all niggas is a little 27 minutes This thing's a little 27 minutes So he'd be having to take a break for a day break
Starting point is 00:29:47 Yeah no yeah Time out That ass too big That ass too big That's where you throw your hands around the legs Hand on the ass underneath the ass cheeks Underneath the ass cheeks I'm used to wrestling with old white men
Starting point is 00:30:00 I'm not using the rest of the asses this big Fuck out of here dick Fuck out of here dick He's just up Yo, you're going to wrestle with 55-year-old white man. I'm not used to wrestle with... He's going to stop disrespecting the art. Listen, my motherfucker got even a hucklebuck.
Starting point is 00:30:13 Come here. No, see, hold on, hold on. Hold on. So this is the funny part. You was based to say the huckabuck was gay, but then you was about to put him in it. That's crazy. No, I was trying to show him as a... I'm a martial artist.
Starting point is 00:30:25 I'm a mixed martial artist. I'll be on a match rassing with the dudes, too. The huckabuckabuck is like, what's the huckle buck? What's the huckle buck is a little something different? No, telling him with the huckleback. No, no, no, no, you ain't got to explain to me just telling me what it is. This is when somebody, he's like, throwing a dragon, and they just like, come here, stop playing. Stop playing.
Starting point is 00:30:43 Oh, so in jail, you had a nigga in a hugger for. No, I did. Yeah, he did. That's him, man. He wanted to get in a hugger fucker for. I had gillard a huckle buck one time on the gram or Instagram. There you did. No, you had him in a rear naked.
Starting point is 00:30:57 Whoa, what the f-I was not naked, Matt, dad. Bro, a rear-naked chook. You're supposed to be a blackmail in jujitsu. I thought you had thought something else. First of all, let's just say something. Let me just say something. A nigger had me in a rear naked, nothing. I don't know what you're talking about.
Starting point is 00:31:12 His rear was naked. A nigger never had me on a rear naked. You had a onesie on and you had him in a rear naked choke. And then he sent Lib to the kitchen to get a knife. Yep. He was bad, y'all. He was bad. He did. He get a knife.
Starting point is 00:31:24 The thing is, Liv went right to the drawer and went and got it. I had drools on you. He necked out of that wassy. So, what's your favorite position? I like to take, I like to take too scared. I mean, I go from the busy, but why not to get tired? Because from the busy, I could look in the mirror. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:31:43 You pound your chest a little bit. You know what I mean? You doing you. But when I get tired, man, I go into that missionary and then tuck the leg, tuck the arms, you know what I'm going to make the arm. When you need the cream, you go missionary style, I understand. That's Wallow too. Anytime Walo got a cream, he strapped April 1 like a motherfucker, ride him, have a great adventure. So, yeah, so you all.
Starting point is 00:32:04 Oh, okay, so y'all niggins missionary warriors, huh? Y'all the M.Ws, huh? Fuck the Golden State Warriors. They're the missionary warriors. Oh, no, it's another classic. But they're going to be alarmed the first time to happen. You're with a join, y'all getting it, you stop everything. You grab a mirror.
Starting point is 00:32:22 You put that Joan up against the wall. You get on the couch. You get the ride game, but you watch it. You know, you got them thrown over the Jones. And you're watching that Joe. Yeah, and you're just watching it, John. Uh-uh. Uh-uh.
Starting point is 00:32:33 I like when. And I like, when I lay on my back and they ride the dick, shoot, too, just ride the dick from the back, backwards. Reverse cowgirl. The arch and what? Reverse cowgirl. Uh-huh. That's the nigger. And they grab me your angles.
Starting point is 00:32:49 They're holding the angles down. They're like, ah, going crazy. Yeah, I know. Yeah, he was reverse cowboy. No, they hold your angles. They're going backwards. I'm about to take this, nigga, up in my prison cell. I'm going to ride until I can no more.
Starting point is 00:33:07 We'll ride to the bars come off. He's damn spicy, too. I'm spicy to them off. I'm going to cook him up a sack. Sandwich in the towel. It hit it from the bite. Yeah, that was a legend. Yeah, refrigerator.
Starting point is 00:33:29 Orange juices in the towel. Noodles in the bag. You know, it's under the back. That's what you're going to put the shit in when you got to make the cheech it. Oh, yeah, in the bag. You said the bag. I said, noodles's in the bag. Orange juices in the tallest.
Starting point is 00:33:49 Hey, hey, they said you was reverse cowboying up there on their king-sized mattress. Oh, my God. Hey, Hey, y'all niggas is crazy, man. Who would you be? Let's get into the segment of who would you be. You got to do three months in the most active gang in the country.
Starting point is 00:34:22 Like killing people and everything. Like, no, you got to, whatever that, you got to go with them niggas for three months. You got to do three months at the most active gang in the country. Right? What else? Or you got to go. got to do one year as a bouncer.
Starting point is 00:34:43 Oh, that ain't about shit. At the most roofless gay club in the world. I don't know where they could be in Guatemala. It could be any fucking wish. What you mean about ruthless? They're going crazy. Oh, it's like violence. Like crazy.
Starting point is 00:34:55 Right. And it's a gay joint too? Listen, it's the most brutalest gay bar on planet Earth. And you got it. You got to be a bouncer there for six months, I mean, for a year, for a year. Or you got to be locked up for two weeks in the most notorious prison in the world with no guards. I'm being a bouncer. You being a bouncer?
Starting point is 00:35:20 Yeah, I got you. I keep my freedom. I'm not going to fuck the jail and I'm not joining no fucking gang where I'm going to get killed. I'm going to just be the bouncer, man. I'm not, I'm not gay, so it don't matter. I'm just bouncing. I'm just frisking people down. That's it.
Starting point is 00:35:31 So you're going to be in a... He's got a gun! He's got a gun! It's a very large one. I'm thinking like this. Yes, it is. Oh, my God. So you say, I'm going to keep getting Fars Alarms and shit.
Starting point is 00:35:45 Yeah, you're just... You're going to be the Farrs Alarm boy. You're in there just grabbing niggas pieces, huh? No, I ain't going to be doing that. That's what you're going to be doing. I'm just going to be doing it. It's a dirty job. It's a dirty job.
Starting point is 00:36:01 No, listen, listen, I'm going to keep it all the way real. And you know, we don't judge anybody on here. We don't, we love everybody. Straight people, gay people, transsexual. We don't have a problem with anybody. But I knew Walo wanted to come out. What? Because I'm bouncing at a guy.
Starting point is 00:36:16 How? Because I'm a bouncing at a gay bar. No, because you would have been in there tackling niggas. For nothing. Yeah. He's got a piece on him. Rear naked droop. See, dude's fly at a corner.
Starting point is 00:36:31 Cross the jail. No, I'm just, I'm just door security. He said, bounce that at a bit. I'm at the door. I'm at the door. Bouncing me. You patting people down. That's it. But then what this is, remember, this is not a regular club. We're talking about, we're talking about these people are vicious. Everybody in there is like snowball. You know the bull from the, from the Jersey jails that just knock you out and. So, so why is they in there tough, though? It don't matter. Why would they be in there fighting? It's just crazy that's going on everywhere in there. That's what they do. Well, listen, I ain't in jail, so I got to just put my gloves on with the knuckles out and do what I got to do. I'm security.
Starting point is 00:37:06 I'm respecting everybody about how you doing the day, hi. Then we're going to try to keep the cool. So one of them, knock wallow the fuck out there, boop, and then give him a hickie. You suck on his neck. I'm going to leave my mark on you so how you can see me tomorrow, see you tomorrow. Look out of things. He'll like that. He'll like, give me a hickie.
Starting point is 00:37:23 Give me a hickie where? Where do you get me a hickey? Yo, the niggins suck on your nipples is crazy. It's crazy. And I'm asleep. I go crazy. Yo, that's crazy. What you doing?
Starting point is 00:37:40 I ain't going to front, man, yeah. I'm going to have to be bouncing together. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because then we march on. So, yeah, we back to back. We back to back. Don't leave me to fuck out. I'll be bouncing with you, the biggest.
Starting point is 00:37:53 Don't leave you to fuck. You don't want to go to jail You're going to ask you on a lot of jobs Nah, Gil, why don't you go to the Whatever, Guatemala in prison Them niggas gonna drop all food From a helicopter And y'all can just survive together
Starting point is 00:38:05 They're going to know you as Gilly the king They're going to fuck with you They're going to be like No, they're not They're going to try to stab the shit out For no reason No, they're going to be like Did you get pulled over with my 80 pounds of weed
Starting point is 00:38:18 Was that my weed? First of all, if you go to one of the notorious jails in the world That's not going to be in the United States. And that'd be them niggas ain't going to speak though English. So I'm going to be in there like this. What's up with y'all? Meda-a-a-can-a-ha-ha-ha-ha-ta-ta-ta-tah-ta-ta-ta-ta-tah.
Starting point is 00:38:34 Tatahos! I don't know what the fuck. And he's going to be scared to death. Looking for me. Walo! No, I ain't going to be scared. What the fuck, I'm going to be looking for you. You don't know the language, nigger.
Starting point is 00:38:43 I know people. You don't know nobody, nigga. I'm going to know somebody down there. You don't know nobody. Nigel. we'll all be bouncers at fucking Woody's. Fuck as you're talking. Shanks, that's the name of this, John.
Starting point is 00:38:53 Shanks. You're getting stabbed one way to up. So we got a four goddala. You behind, how hell of you get? Like the front of a video game cover. Everybody like this, nigga. Shanks. The most notorious gay bar in the world, shanks.
Starting point is 00:39:09 We got to watch Gil because Gil gets him hitting in him. There's plenty of it. He gets hitty in him. He gets wild. So we got to watch him. When the headies in his system, ain't no, tell him. He'll be trying to fight us. Gil, calm down.
Starting point is 00:39:23 Get off me. He was like, yo. Yo, like, come on, man. Gil, that's Ricky, Manaus. That's Ricky. That's Ricky. That's not Nicky. Relax.
Starting point is 00:39:30 He'll be mad. You know what I mean? What's the top? What's the top rappers from every decade starting in the 80s? God. Damn. Who, you got your own? 80s.
Starting point is 00:39:46 I got. Run DMC The 90s I got I can't It can only be one name The 90s is hard Cause Tupac Shakur
Starting point is 00:39:56 Absolutely The 2000 You're going with Tupac Yes And you already know It's Hove The 2000s I got No you can't pick two
Starting point is 00:40:03 He's going No, Hove In the 2000s Oh the 2000s Is Wayne for me And And How the fuck
Starting point is 00:40:11 You know that's hard The 2010 Is Drake Yep So you said run DMC He said run DMC Tupac Wayne Drake
Starting point is 00:40:26 Run DMC Tupac Wayne Drake That's the 80s NWA The 80s man I'm gonna see if you go with NWA I'm going with NWA I'm going with Pock for the 90s That's a good one when he said
Starting point is 00:40:40 Weezy yo because But I'm gonna say Who You had to go with myself No, you trash. We're going to ignore that. We're going to delete that comment. He's a got that ass thing.
Starting point is 00:40:51 It's some going to work. I'm going with Hove and without a doubt, the 2010s is drizzie. All right now, see, this is the whole thing. This is my whole thing. What's your whole thing, nigger, fuck. Two pockets, my man.
Starting point is 00:41:09 Like, you know what I mean? Like, two pockets that guy. God. God. Damn, we just annihilated big like that. Well, you pick Biggie, nigga. I picked Tupac. How the fuck, well.
Starting point is 00:41:19 Because Tupac is a whole different level of, like, legendaryness, man. Like, it really is, like. I can't really say Tupac as a whole. I could just say at that time in my life. I'm going with Public Enemy in the Aeros. And what I was doing. And where I was at mentally.
Starting point is 00:41:37 We was always listening to Pock. I connected more with Tupac than Biggie. Biggie was, we was in we was doing some shit but that's hard nice too big he was more of a good feeling
Starting point is 00:41:49 type of thing you feel what I'm saying Biggie made you want to feel fly made you want to be like you know nigga I'm about to go get the new Lex Coup
Starting point is 00:41:58 nigger I'm about to go nigga you know what I mean he was cool he was cool personified right yeah
Starting point is 00:42:04 Tupac made you feel more like like like man I got it like he was he was that crazy out here you got to take jake did drake come out Drake came out probably in like 2009 for the main people that listen to damn even i was in jail when that came on what you got to think about this
Starting point is 00:42:25 teupac period i don't care who you was it could be my mom teupac was in the news tupac was getting shot he was in movies getting shot yeah yeah he was in movies like he went to prison for an alleged uh what rape or something like that Like, Tupac had to go through so much where he was really in the public eye on a different level where no matter what walk of life you was in, you knew who that was where some people
Starting point is 00:42:49 might be like Biggie Smalls, like he wasn't involved in a lot of the extra shit. You know, this nigga was also like a revolutionary. Like, Tupac was so many different versions of him. Listen, now you break all that down. You got to go with Tupac. And you said the 2000.
Starting point is 00:43:05 Well, you don't got to go with Tupac. I'm going with Tupac because he is. But I want to fuck that. I'm going with Biggie. I got to go because I can't leave Biggie out, man. I just don't. I can't shout out Brooklyn niggies. But listen, this is what I'm going to say.
Starting point is 00:43:19 2000s. Who you got? Listen, 2000s, you had, listen, you had Wayne, you had X, Darkman X. He was in 90s. He was at the end of the 90s in the very beginning of 2000. Yeah, he was in the 90s too. And you got to remember, he dropped like two albums in his first year. like he had a time period that was crazy where like he had rock and roll type numbers because
Starting point is 00:43:44 I can't get him in the 90s I can't get pocket in the 90s I'm in a DMX in the 90s no 2000s you got to go motherfucking Wayne fucked the 2000s up he did he fucked the 2000s up like you like he ain't even got shit out he's still strong me hove was so consistent throughout them 2000 to like it was crazy man I'm gonna say hove and then I'm gonna say Drake fucks shit up. He destroys shit. A lot of people say if Biggie wouldn't have died at Hoove would have never been as big.
Starting point is 00:44:16 I've never subscribed to any of that. Like if Alia, like if Alia was still here, another person was here. I'm just saying, what do y'all think about that? That analogy. This is what I loved. I don't, I don't even, this is why I loved about Hove.
Starting point is 00:44:27 If Hove came right in as exact. He didn't come in as, like, no disrespect, nobody. He ain't coming as a worker. He came right in as a boss. Right. Like, this is my doing. This is how we're rocking.
Starting point is 00:44:36 So I think he was going to be able to levitate no matter what. people was going to be who they're going to be people still exist right now i don't believe that one person's talent negates another person like oh if a lea i see people say like if a lea wouldn't have died biont they would have never became what she was like no man everybody but you but but another person's talent does it doesn't take away but it does kind of okay prime example if lebron james is not in the NBA Kevin Durant, without a doubt, is the best player in the league. I thought he was the best player already.
Starting point is 00:45:11 I'm just saying how to, I'm not saying me per se. I'm saying the general bar stool, the media outlets, their generalization is LeBron James is the best player in the league. Now, that's a little bit different because if you minus Mike Tyson and whoever would have been the mean knockout person because these are facts. Like sports is like you could do the numbers. With music, it's like you're guessing
Starting point is 00:45:41 would people like this person's music more than the other is different than like this nigga Mike Tyson was going to knock everybody else in 1990, what, one, or whatever the case may be. So it's a little more like if he wasn't there then this person would, but in music it's very hard to say. It's based off of opinion. Yeah, you're right.
Starting point is 00:45:59 But the one thing we, do know is when both of them was here and alive, Biggie was running shit. Well, and let me tell you something. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I can't say that. I can't say that. You think Biggie was bigger than, big in, biggie was big in two, pop. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Starting point is 00:46:17 Biggie was running shit on the East Coast. He's talking about it. He's talking about it. Now, Biggie was out since 92. Hold on. Jay Z popped off in 1996 and by the very next year, Biggie Smalls was dead. So it's very, the end of But what I'm saying is, what I'm saying is, listen.
Starting point is 00:46:31 how it works is it can't be two kings you give people when you got you give people something to choose from so if as biggie was still living now is something else to choose from
Starting point is 00:46:50 it's something else to say just my prime example what I'm making about with Kevin Durant and LeBron James LeBron James still playing And it's like, uh, LeBron James. If LeBron James wasn't here, it's like, uh, Kevin Doreen is the best.
Starting point is 00:47:05 Right. Without a doubt, it's like, it's nothing even though you think. You feel what I'm saying? Yeah, now I get it. So when Biggie died, you no longer had the other person to be like, uh, because who's the best MC, Biggie JZ or Nas? Feel what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:47:27 Yeah. So, but they had Nas. So a lot of. of people would have believed, like, if let's say Nas would have died. But let me, let me get to my point. Let me get to my point. So when Biggie's alive, you, it's separation
Starting point is 00:47:40 is because some people going to choose him. Some people going to choose him. Just by we talking about it, it's just just by, right, we're going to start arguing. Nicky, you crazy, nigga. Biggie, nigga, nigga, nigga, JZ, nigga. So now my dislike for Jay Z
Starting point is 00:47:56 then grew a little bit because I'm arguing about this shit. Yeah. So You feel when Biggie died, it was like it's no more argument. It's just Jay. Then Nas kind of had fell back on the music. Really wasn't putting albums out. Jay was working. So now the conversation between Jay Z and Nas is starting to distance himself because
Starting point is 00:48:16 I'm a music with no music out. Jay got 11 rappers. He got beans. He got freeway. He got this thing. Nas was putting music out. He really was, bro. So what I'm telling you, so this is what I'm saying, if Nas would have died, if he
Starting point is 00:48:30 But he wasn't dropping that shit. But that's what I'm saying. If Nas would have died in 1997, it would be possible that people today would be like, man, Jay would have never been Jay. If Nas was still around because you can't predict what happens after that, just like you said, Nas kind of fell back, because Nas did drop.
Starting point is 00:48:47 I am, Nostradamus. He kept going like a godson, all of yours were every year. Bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro. We're talking about three albums over 20 years, even on Jay Z, said it on a song, like takeover he he said hot album every 10 year average that nigger had an album every time yeah but he wasn't dropping like that but listen i got something to talk about man i don't mean
Starting point is 00:49:11 to interrupt you and i came to gill crib the other day and i'm starting to really believe it's illuminati and gil please do not please do not say their names gil i didn't believe it but it was two hollywood actors right gill seen the dm They DME, the DM language was different And they, and they offer me to come to this DM This, I mean, they offered me to come to this event Out in LA And it was just like, don't say nothing, Gil, don't say nobody names, right?
Starting point is 00:49:43 They actors, like these motherfuckers, everybody know Out of nowhere. Jesse Smalley and who was the other one? They want you in a naughty, look. No, no, listen, listen, no, it wasn't. They want you to noddy, love. These is big actors. So I'm like, hold up.
Starting point is 00:49:55 I'm not saying what type of race they are. I mean, but, but. I showed Gil, because I was scared to death. I ain't even going to hold you because how you just randomly, I'm not saying that I ain't doing anything, but how you just randomly you're... They ain't randomly pick you. Now, listen. Nott ain't trying to get you in, player.
Starting point is 00:50:13 They told you, you got to leave me behind, you bitch-ass, Nick. This shit is real, though. This shit is real. So if they open up the door... No, if they open up the doors to the Nottie as you're walking through? No. No, it's a lot of shit. That shit is real now.
Starting point is 00:50:26 How you know what... How you know was a lot of shit would they get to do? The stories of the Nottie. I heard stories. For who? You. I don't know nothing about the Nadi. You say it all the type of shit.
Starting point is 00:50:36 Trying to deflect it off. Like, he's, I'm trying to say that he sent them to me. Because I think he, he knows all the stories. You know, if you go there, they got to cut blood from your pinky toe and spread, they got to cut blood from you. And lay you on the table, and lay you on the table neck and beat you. What?
Starting point is 00:50:50 What the fuck is going on? Do you see bruises on him? Take pictures of you. I see, I see he's wearing shit on he before. Tell him, he was on vacation with two. He was like, this dude got a bit. Mandate on a serious. Let's get a $1 million for game.
Starting point is 00:51:02 O.G, I got a new problem now. So my girlfriend told me she want to break. She says since I put her, she says, somebody will break some dick off in it. She says since I put her through so much this past year, she thinks it's time to put her happiness first and build herself back up.
Starting point is 00:51:20 I put her in a dark place with my sheet in the line. I admit I did some fucked up things to her this year, and I'm going to turn it around. I signed up to see a therapist and getting out the streets to do the right things in life Do you think I should wait around for her Or should I move on? Let me just tell you something
Starting point is 00:51:39 One thing One thing as A break As a couple we don't go for is I need a break That's just like Because I'm just gonna keep it all the real If two came to me and said
Starting point is 00:51:54 She needed a break Do you know in my mind What that calculated? that's like you in the fourth grade in this recess time and it's like oh wait hold on
Starting point is 00:52:04 so you need a break so you mean to tell me I get a little time to go fucking play and then I can come back so I can go had a time of my life for
Starting point is 00:52:13 and then I could cut have a piece off this shit had the playground sliding down different poles oh oh oh yeah the fuck you're talking about that's what she's doing
Starting point is 00:52:21 she had the playground sliding down pole oh I was talking about me playing fuck you threw that in there no because you said if Tudy says she's going to take a break
Starting point is 00:52:27 How did he all of a sudden imagine himself? Because that's the head of the day. A oily pole. Because let me say something. If she take a break, that's not just a break for her. That's a break for both of y'all. So the one thing we don't do is we don't take breaks. We don't take breaks.
Starting point is 00:52:47 She totally did that too. I want to take a break. She ready to get slayed. That boy baby leg is slain. And she knows the person that she's going to take the break away. If you already taking a break. Right. Because let me just say you something.
Starting point is 00:52:58 Let me just say you something. One thing about women, they don't quit a job without having another one. Yo, it's a fact, though. It's a fact, though. They never just quit the job without having another joint lease lined up application. And you feel what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:53:14 So the fact that she's telling you, she's starting a new year off, she's like New Year, New Dick. You feel what I'm saying? New Dick, who this? New Year, New Dick. She ain't playing no games. She totally.
Starting point is 00:53:27 Let me tell you something. He already got the butter and cracked open your bitch crab legs. I'm just keeping it all the way real with you. Cracked him over with his head. He already cracked open your bitch of Dungeonee's, you hear me? Dungeon needs. Dungeonese. Yeah, the dungeon knees.
Starting point is 00:53:39 You know, me? He didn't crack your bitch of lasking crab legs open already because you already. You already got caught of. I had her in a dark place. Now that bitch is seeing the light. Yeah, me? She's seeing the light. They go open up that door, that motherfucker like, oh.
Starting point is 00:54:01 So he blazing the shit out of you. And just know you are already behind the eight ball player. So now you want to go see a therapist. No, nigga, you're too late, nigga. You should have wanted seen a therapist three cheats ago. See, the way it wasn't is you got court cheating, she forgave. You got caught cheating again. She forgave you.
Starting point is 00:54:22 You just said, oh, this bitch is going to keep forgiving me. Break. Uh-huh. Now she had the point where. doing all the sorrow and she mad at you she hurt that one right nigga slid up on
Starting point is 00:54:34 you know what I mean all it takes for that one right nigga to slide up on a wish she looks like no he is kind of cute or he worked at the job too oh what and guess what we all know the number one rule
Starting point is 00:54:47 the shoulder a shoulder to cry on is a dick to ride on I was a professional at that shoulder the cry on turns to a dick to ride on and he caught your bitch a lowest point you know he caught your pitch at ground zero blazing glazed and you're right he already hitting it she just been having to be sneaky and now she want to have freedom she
Starting point is 00:55:09 want to have that freedom fuck you know what so it's like you know we keep moving around like this it ain't nothing when you got it's when you got a sneak that's when you that's when you neck it with a book bag with the strap she can't lay on the nigger she can't she can't lay on the nigga chess when she get done she can't they can't interlock they toes she trying to take it to the next level right they can't watch a movie and like i told y'all the shit she's doing with him is so much more oh no no no no wait wait wait let me just tell y'all nix let me just tell y'all niggas when your woman cheat on you with another nigger i just want all the niggas across the world to know look me in my face i'm in view b rock when your woman cheat on you with a
Starting point is 00:55:52 Another man, I just want you to know. She sucked the fucking balls out that nigger dick. She sucked that nigger's dick better than she sucked yours. You know why? Because y'all been together for a period of time now. So you getting them lazy dick sucks. He got that brand new dick suck where she had to prove something. So she was, oh, I'm talking about she slapping herself and she doing all kinds of amazing shit.
Starting point is 00:56:20 you hear me she she she she got in tune with her inner fucking pigeon is an inner freak you hear me i'm talking about she doing a mate she's slapping the dick on a titty dog just i'm she making up shit to do so just know if you found out your woman was cheating on you she suck that man's dick better than she suck your dick now i don't know how you're going to feel about that but that's just the bottom line of this shit yeah everything's dirtier they fucking in movie theaters It's just way more spontaneous Because they're already doing wrong So the mindset is already like
Starting point is 00:56:57 We're doing something filthy So why not just go all out Go all we out He might be spitting your bitch mouth Like they're doing some filthy shit Like I'm for real They're doing some filthy lowdown Filthy shit man
Starting point is 00:57:13 Filthy McVey So player if I was you You know I would chalk this one up because, you know, she's going to pay you back. She's basically doing. She's paying your back. She's breaking up with you.
Starting point is 00:57:26 Yeah. I mean, that's what it is. But then when she come back, she might got a couple dicks on a jacket now. So it's all about if you're willing to take the payback. I ain't willing to take the payback. I'm sorry. I don't get fuck what I did. I'm sorry.
Starting point is 00:57:43 Don't pay me back, though. You know, I'm a man with pride. You don't do shit like that. You don't just pick up and leave a sucker. dick like that. Don't do that. I was fucking them hos. I was gonna get right back.
Starting point is 00:57:54 Like, come on, man. Like, you just don't do a knicker like that. But let's get into this episode of stories from the cell. This story from the cell is brought to you by broken bar stew. The bar stew that was broke at this bar we was bouncing at when Gil got a little drunk and touched somebody he wasn't supposed to touch. The bar's not broken. You got drunk.
Starting point is 00:58:15 We were bouncing and you got a little hitting in you. Me too. Let me too move. and it's strong out here. Don't we're making no cases, Nick. I'm just saying when the bar stool
Starting point is 00:58:22 got broke. Yeah, you're talking about touch somebody I need to touch what the fuck is you're talking you're trying to be a case
Starting point is 00:58:26 out here. They're dancing. Hey, man. They can try to give me a case out here. My motherfucker broke the bar stool on his head.
Starting point is 00:58:33 Broke that shit. That shit is spread everywhere. It's the logo. You just see blood Oh, that's the stars the day.
Starting point is 00:58:39 He would see it. Boom, that's a star. So that's the star. It's blood. It's blood all on the junk. broke the shit all on the broken bars through now shit crazy right
Starting point is 00:58:48 I'm on the phone one time in prison right and it's crazy so I get off the phone and right next to the phone nobody was on the phone so me and my homie we posted up right so we stand there talking you know because you don't stand there the phones
Starting point is 00:59:01 when people talk but ain't nobody on there early in the day so I'm like damn you know what I mean we stand there chilling and like right there we'll be standing it's the cell right there but the sheet is up right we ain't great as for penitentiary.
Starting point is 00:59:15 So the sheet is up, right? All of a sudden, the sheet fall. You're not supposed to look at nobody's cell, but we noticed the she fall, so he looked in. Oh, it was in there fucking the mattress. He had to, listen, man, he was fucking the mattress. What you mean, just sitting on top of it, just humping on it? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, it ain't like that.
Starting point is 00:59:33 The mattress, right? Where we stand in that where his cell is at, he was in a single cell, one bunk in the joint, right? He was fucking the mattress, meaning he had the mattress bent over it, hitting the mattress. Now, listen, I always heard about this shit, right? You hear about it. No, dudes be doing this shit in jail.
Starting point is 00:59:51 It's sort of like the fee-fi, but it's more insist some elaborate shit. It's just you got the mattress bent over. Just imagine, and the mattresses, like, they had different type of mattresses in the penitentiary. They had the plastic ones, and they had the ones, anybody that was in the state pen, they know, especially in Pennsylvania. They had the old school joins with the blue, they all white with the blue lines on them. It's like fabric to it. But it's cushioning there. Did you have a fuck apostropedic?
Starting point is 01:00:13 No, but I thought about it once or twice. I'm not going to bullshit. So he had the mattress, like, rolled, it was like more, it wasn't all the way back, but it was like the front was rolled up to a point. He was just going, he was just going in. He put a hole in there. He was going ham.
Starting point is 01:00:30 So he probably gloved it up or bagged it up. See, with that, you could throw a bag in there. You just throw a bag up in there. I mean, it depends on how you make the hole, right? He had the hole in the drawing. He was just hitting the mattress. I said, yo. what the f and it was just crazy it was a wild scene to see but you know it's like when you're
Starting point is 01:00:46 trying to escape there's multiple things that you do for prison penitentiary pussy like you do I'm saying and it's like seeing that shit was like yo because you know you hear about the shit with the old heads and you'd be like so dad we look the old head different like old head of a fuck your mattress in there why would you fuck my mattress like that don't make no sense like one of your cellies you came here had your mattress been told mattresses mattresses is cold word for ass and yeah that's right no He said you had a king's eye Snick at that nigga
Starting point is 01:01:14 He was like, yo, but it's just For y'all at the same prior episodes When Wala was in jail Him and the Selly They took the top bump down And placed it next to the bottom bump You can't do that because the metal was on He's fucking line on.
Starting point is 01:01:27 Y'all, y'all took it down and made one big mattress. Hold on, it's fucking a mattress You basically turned a mattress into a Fifi So is that how you, is that how you get off like missionary on a Fifi? Something like that, I guess. Because you really can't get missionary
Starting point is 01:01:40 off on a Fifi. So y'all niggas was in there fucking mattresses? Like dudes, like, everybody don't do that. You was. It is silly, posture, pity. Silly! You hitting it and yelling their name out. Oh, silly.
Starting point is 01:01:51 Oh, silly. Oh, silly. Yeah, so good. Nigger Phil Waddle mattress up with sperm. You see, I got a water bin, dude. But don't, you know what's crazy. You get in there like this. Like, listen, man.
Starting point is 01:02:07 How a nigga feel your mattresses? That's crazy. A seaman waterbed is disgusting That's disgusting Dog, real shit You know, that's fucking that A semen weird Like, yo
Starting point is 01:02:25 Floating on a semen like that It's crazy The motherfucking security The CEO do a couch check They walk past this nigga here They're like No, you got to stand up doing cow Nick can cut your bed over
Starting point is 01:02:38 You just smash it to it. It's like, it's like, Like, this is crazy, dog. No, you see. They come looking for commissary. They're getting this nigger mattress. Oh, my God. It's a, it's a trillion kids and kids everywhere.
Starting point is 01:02:56 Oh, we got a kid that. We got kids in there. What the hell? It's future scientists in this motherfucker. Oh, my God. Oh, my shit. Y'all niggas is crazy, man. That niggas said a nigger had a waterbed beat out of semen in prison.
Starting point is 01:03:09 A seabid bit. Seaman's Furniture Nigger Oh my fucking God My y'all niggas is crazy Hey listen man First I just want to thank everybody For tuning in each and every week
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