Million Dollaz Worth Of Game - MILLION DOLLAZ WORTH OF GAME EP:43 "FAVORITE SEX POSITIONS"
Episode Date: January 14, 2020On Today’s Episode of Million Dollaz Worth of Game Gillie, Wallo & Dev discuss the possibility of the return of Actual Reality. In a world full of Digital facades will Authenticity make a comeback? ...Also Wallo enlightens his friends about another strange use of a Prison Bed. Manufactured Real (4:19) INSTAJerk (6:08) Did Cool Destroy Black People? (13:01) Favorite Sex Positions (23:35) Who would you be? "CLUB SHANKS" (35:55) Top Rapper In Each Decade (39:23) Million Dollaz Worth Of Game: She Wants a Break (50:51) Stories From The Cell: Holy Mattressmony (57:46)You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/mworthofgame
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Right.
I can't believe you did this man.
Yeah, I'm high. I'm on Pluto.
People say talking who you know.
I'm drawing on wild like I'm Uno.
Yeah, I'm the one like I'm Uno.
I'm reaching the top of the tutor.
I'm breaking the gauge.
I'll be racing.
I'm mixing the white with the you know, shaking that assing she hates him.
Yeah, I think she's scheming me.
She says she the one for the boy.
Who do you claim to be?
I'm seeing right through your shit and I'm blocking the noise.
The money is calling me.
I'm getting the green.
I'm getting the chattel of cheese.
I'm making a recipe to get on top of the balls.
You best believe, yeah, I'm high, I'm put on old people say talking who you know
I'm drawing on wild like I'm Uno, yeah, on the wall like I'm Uno.
I'm reaching the top of the two, though I'm breaking the gauge, I be racing.
I'm mixing the white with the you know, shaking that that's incitiation.
Yeah, I am that boy the nigga the one.
People be talking.
I listen to him, Frost.
Listen, man.
That's my man, Frost, man.
You're now tuned into me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me.
Million dollars worth a game on Wildo, 2,7.
It's Gilly the Nut, and that's Dev Nasty.
This is brought to you by Barstew Sports.
Listen, man, and it's going down.
What?
Hold on.
What happened?
What happened?
What's going on?
What the fuck I tell you about introducing me?
Listen, I'm the introducer.
I say your name.
That's your name.
You used the nut.
All right.
All right.
Listen,
don't put your hands on me.
It's Michael Cockbuffer.
Yeah, that's your name.
I heard you used to be...
I heard when you was the captain of the wrestling team in jail, you used to be all up in there.
In its corner, weighing that at a greasy oil down 200.
How are you going to be the captain?
So you got, you line on me.
No, you, you, you had multiple jobs.
You was the announcer, the captain, you was a pimp, you worked in the kitchen, you, you did, you, you, no, listen, you did manufacture a jumpers, you worked in an inmate exchange, you worked in the yard, shoveling shit.
I worked in my carloving exchange, I worked in the kitchen, I worked in the warehouse, lifeguard and a shower, lifeguard and showers.
Fuck, that's what he said.
Listen, I never was no, listen, I never was no lifeguard or no prison shower.
You was, like, why would I be, like, like, come on, man.
Come on, bro.
I wasn't no lifeguise to squeeze you to shower.
Clean the shower
A bad to like the shower.
So, niggas, everybody going to shower.
Let one off.
Nobody doing that in the shower.
Nobody doing that in the shower.
People in there.
I was cleaning up the showers.
You're not going to tell me nobody never squeezed one in the showers, right?
There's a bunch of people there.
Some niggas don't get fuck about none of that.
Fuck of you.
Look over to you all and they got to clean that shit up.
You and then sleeping on niggas seeming.
All I used to do is take a bucket splash anything.
Scrub the walls, squeeze you it down.
Squeeze you, I squeeze you anything down.
And right till the,
to the little drain.
Yo, he's splashing the walls.
This shit is splashing on his face.
No, it's not.
No, it's not.
No, it's not.
Listen, I'm squeezing.
Splash more splash.
Listen, just imagine you take the walls and you got buckets of a soapy wall.
And you're splashing.
Chemicals everywhere.
And they come down, drain off the wall.
You scrub some of it with a scrub brush.
And then when it hit the ground, you squeeze you anything.
You squeezing anything into the dream.
I heard the nigger that ran the block gave you that job.
Hey, nigger.
Clean the showers up, nigga.
No, he didn't.
No he didn't.
No he didn't.
I just was a shower clean.
I wasn't no life.
There ain't no lifeguard in here.
That's just so crazy.
So let's get all his jobs.
He was a pimping prison.
I was never a pimps.
He was the captain of the wrestling team.
I was never a pimping in prison.
How am I'm going to be a pimping prison?
Come on, man.
He was pimping boy, but we know it was going to.
He was the captain of the wrestling team.
You worked in clothes exchange.
You worked in the yard because one time I talked to you, nigga, you said,
I was out in the yard all day.
Something was some shit or something.
No, I wasn't no shit.
I was shoveling something.
Sheveling what?
I was on Ido pay.
So Ido pay is like this.
There's a pay that the state give you.
So when you ain't doing shit,
like it's like welfare in jail.
Like, you know what I mean?
And they give you, they just pay.
So they be like, oh, get them guys who's on Ido pay.
So they told us to go to the yard.
And like, it was like snowing forever for like,
and I just was out there a day.
But I was basically just a professional spotter.
You used to just spot niggas.
No, that's not that.
I'm talking about shoveling snow in New York.
That's all they made you do?
Why would I spot somebody?
I don't, that's, that's, it's coming out, Def.
Let's get into a million dollars
We're getting into that
Manufactured Real
So you're talking about
Is Real ever coming back
Because right now
Real is
What you see on Instagram
What you see on social media
What people betray to be real
See before
You know
If you grew up in the 80s
And you grew up in the 90s
When
Social media was you didn't have to
you didn't have to, you wasn't trying to impress a motherfucker on a website that's
not really real, like Instagram ain't real, like, that shit's entertainment.
But motherfuckers really take Instagram and social media as being real.
Like, oh, that's real.
Like, the nigga, the nigga got seven guns like this.
The shitload of money.
Oh, he's eating.
He's just, he's real.
Like, is real of a coming back?
No.
I would say this
Until that shit is going
It's not
Because more people
Like you understand
It's like a
A gift and the curse
It's like
A give and a take
It's like a reward
And
You know
Like a like
It's like a reward
To their mind
It's like
Oh I got a like
They like me
Like you're chasing
It's like you chasing
It's like a fiend
When they first get
That first hit
They're chasing that shit forever
It's like you chasing it
Girl get a hundred
Like I got to keep getting 100
I got to get 200
I got to get 300
You got to get $300.
So, you know what I mean?
Even if an artist, you let's put your music up all, man.
They don't like it.
I'm going to dump this shit.
No, that might be the song.
That might be the song, but it's like, I got to, I don't want to leave it up there
because they didn't get that many likes and I don't want people to look at it.
Because if they don't, that shit don't mean.
Yeah, women will take their pictures down for sure.
They take them up.
I didn't get a lot of likes on this one.
And you might be like, damn, I liked it, that one.
That was a nice picture to party to.
I'm just saying if that's your thing.
If that's your thing.
You know what I mean?
So let me ask you question. Hold on, not to get off subject, but have you ever jerked off off of an Instagram photo?
You fucking right.
When I was in, you got to remember I had the phone when I was in jail.
Oh.
So I had always listen.
You want to tell her cell.
No, I'm not saying nobody's, I'm not saying nobody's names.
I'm not saying nobody's.
So listen.
Because you get in trouble.
Listen, it was, you can't even tell us who you used to jerk off to when you was in prison because you get in trouble.
No, it was this one girl, right?
I mean.
Let us know that you a bitch-ass nigga.
No, no.
You can't tell us Instagram women that you used to jerk off to before you met your woman.
I wouldn't mind saying.
Because, bro, you'll get in trouble now.
No, I won't mind saying them, right?
It's cool to say it when they big, down famous.
But when they're local, it's like, that nigga was stalking so-and-so.
You can't just put that out there.
Like, there was, like, local chicks from Philly.
And it's one girl, right?
So, hold on.
So who's some big famous chicks you to squeeze, too?
They didn't matter because they shit was so like.
It was unrealistic.
It was unrealistic.
Like me, I was a dude that, I like, I like homegrown porn.
You see what I'm saying?
So it's like, it was like, unreal.
Listen.
I'm like, I'm going to, and I'm going to, it's going to be party time.
So this one, listen, listen, and this was, and this was, this was, this was crazy, like,
on everything I love, listen, or everything I love, right?
The one girl that I used to jerk off to in jail, right, I wound up connecting with it on the streets, right?
And that ass was everything, I'm talking about it was, it was, it was like, listen, there's no bullshit.
Like, like, because, and this will make, this one made, this one made it, this one made it so easy.
Like, I was on there, right?
When I was in the cell, I'm on the ground.
and I'm going to ask my brother, I'm like, yo, who that?
He's like, that's so-and-so, so-and-so people.
You know them, right?
I'm like, yeah.
So now it was like, even more, because it was like, it's a possibility that I'm, I ran into her.
And when I ran into her, it was like, it was nighttime.
It was like, I went to this event and she screamed my name.
Oh, from seeing me on Instagram.
And I'm like, no, she didn't.
And I'm like, if she knew that I was a filthy animal in jail, jerking all to her fucking pictures in the cell,
because she used to have these videos when she just walked away.
And I asked me shaking, right?
He was a filthy animal.
Listen, listen, this back when it was like...
Get out of here, you filthy animals.
I was like, 15 seconds on Instagram, the video.
Listen, man, I just keep like, refreshing at your...
Stop, people.
I stop.
Calm down, boy.
Listen, listen.
So, listen, I get home, right?
So now I'm like, damn, I'm gonna get this ass.
I need this.
I need to get her, right?
So we get together one day.
I never got it.
I never got it.
But that shit was real.
I felt, listen.
No.
He said this ended so anticlimactic.
I didn't get it.
I didn't get it because she was all some other shit.
Oh, no, I thought she said it was everything.
This will happen.
No, this will happen.
I'm going to tell you what happened.
So bottom line,
as you told that long-ass story to get to you didn't get the pussy.
This is the time with Gil's,
you fucked her on the phone.
Let me give you the game, though.
This is what it was.
This is the time with Gil say that I was a homeless sexual.
I was living in a nanny crib.
So she's talking about, let's go to your spot.
I'm like, oh, man.
Nick, if you was a player, you'd have took her the nanny.
Listen, no, because
As you talk about.
See, that's how you know
he ain't no true players.
I came home,
I would have been the middle room slayer.
No, no, but let me explain some of you.
I'd have been, Nanny.
Put your ear plugs in.
Nanny, you know I did 20 years
put your ear plugs in for me,
Nanny.
No, no, this is what happened.
That was going to be the plan, right?
I'm about the fuck the soul out this bitch
That was going to be the plan, right?
But I was like, damn,
I was just going to look,
me sneaking up the steps.
And then Nanny might still be in a living room.
Right?
Don't even, first of all,
let me just tell you so.
my nigga, if you go into any house
and you don't go to the front room,
that's not your fucking house.
So it don't matter, nigga, like,
you took it to the middle room.
You take it to the middle room.
You take it to the basement.
You take it to the back room.
You fucking in the fucking diet of room.
The kitchen, the bitch, you know that's not your house.
I take it out.
Listen, he was going to rush the bitch of this.
He was going to rush the middle room
and she was going to think that was his shit.
Listen, I take it out.
I take it out in Nova Liberty, right?
So we like going to back.
I'm like, man, listen, no way that I love.
She had these jeans on.
I cracked them jeans down.
That ass jumped out of them jeans.
I'm like, yo.
You ever see an ass jump out of some jeans?
Like, thank you.
Like, I'm like, I'm like, what the, like, it was like, you know, you know how a dog
be in a crib forever and you let them out to the backyard or stuff?
But they just be running around the gate.
Their ass was just like, ah, whoop, whee.
I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, kissing on him.
It was crazy, right?
As jumped out of jeans like this.
It was crazy.
That night, we had a nice night.
We walked around there.
We did a little, we did a little.
And you had to get the night off, not getting no pussy.
Because I went home and jerked off.
But the jerk off was way more real.
It was way more real.
Let me tell you something.
Let me tell you something.
Because she grabbed the dick.
That's what you were about to say.
Yeah, he could still smell her too.
It was crazy, man.
Let me just say something.
That's how you know you ain't working with that.
Bitch, bitch, she was going to give him some pussy in that back block in the minivan.
That's when you had the minivan back there.
That was minivan Dan.
He was minivan Dan.
Listen, but she gave him the piece.
You know, the peace tester.
No, she did.
The fuck.
Um, where's your dick?
No, she didn't do that.
She didn't do that.
She was like, don't, is it, is it tucked under or something?
Because I don't, uh, you want to drop me off, buddy.
She was going to give you something, but she gave you the dick touch.
She didn't pass the test.
She know I got a BBC.
She know that.
She's like, she's like, she's like, what's a BBC?
Big black cop
You know that
She said
This boy got a BBC
He's a legend
Yeah she knew that
She gave you the dick test
That you ain't passed
She said drop me to fuck off
You had to go home
And jerked off
But everybody jerked off
To a girl on Instagram
And I ain't
I ain't talking about
I never in my life
jerked off to a bitch
on Instagram man
Judy got your own bitch
ass nigga status
He's a kid
He's a nut
Why would I jerk off
To a bitch on Instagram
I could go to
Deb did you ever do
Tell the truth
Yeah come on man
Yeah
Come on
All the Meg is jerking off the bitches on Instagram.
Oh, the B-Rock tells me.
Fuck out of it.
B-Rock's no was real real bitches.
He said, no.
So it's real ever coming back.
Fuck, though.
Because real to me is recognizing everybody ain't loyal.
That's real.
I understand that part, but it's like, it's like, it's too hard because it's like, people is forced.
People that's not cool with their self-uncompanical with their position in life.
And they shot, they have forced to do it.
They're like, hey, by else's cap.
And I might as well cap.
Real is not going to come back to a fake platform.
A fake platform.
That's what,
where are you looking for real at?
You're not going to come out with the people that's look.
You got people that search for certain things and it's like,
they're not going to be able to,
real is not going to be expected,
respected as much as the bullshit.
If you want to find reality,
go live in reality.
Say it out of the outside of the phone,
the internet and all that type of shit.
So,
so, all right.
So did cool fuck black people up?
It devastated.
black people. Let me explain some of the team.
All right. So as a black
person in America, right?
It depends on your position, and what you see,
how you see life. It went through slavery,
went through all this shit, go through all
type of segregation, Jim Crow, or you go through
all this shit. And then it comes to the part with
cool hit. So I
go through all that shit.
Hold on. So you don't think it was no cool slaves, nigga?
You don't think it was a
nigga that was out in the field that all the bitches was like
he got the chairs, dude.
Damn, that's deep. I never thought about that. We're giving,
So you think it was a Billy D. Williams slave?
Yes.
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
So let me ask you a question.
You don't think it was no slaves that the slave, the white, the white woman slave owner was like.
I want to fuck him.
I'm getting some of that nigger dick right there.
Oh, that's 100%.
That nigger.
So you think it was a Chris Brown?
You think it was like a Chris Brown slave that was dancing.
Then let me just tell you something.
Then, back then.
if you was a if you was a Caucasian slave owner you got to look at the dicks for free
strip-necked boy you're like so so yeah she picking the cream of the country cream of the crap
oh my god BBC black cock like my man said got you got the Joe hanging out oh my god he got a
BBC like she like she already know who working with what the mandingo warriors was out there
so at the end of the day
you're not going to tell me that
it wasn't no cool fucking sleeves man
it's cool always been in love
cool cool was probably in
but not probably to the detriment of what you're saying
no what I'm saying is like now it's like
you gotta fill out all this check by like people
people living their regular life but then
they want to be accepted by the way black people see
is what is okay
what is thorough what is okay what is cool
and it's like people get like I want to be on a
cool monitor I want to be cool
I want to be accepted by them right I got to talk this
certain way. I got to dress this certain way.
Absolutely. Like with some real shit.
I want to be on a cool, cool, cool.
I want to be on them. I want to be, dude, cool, cool, cool.
It's either eight or nine out of ten.
Listen, and it's like, think about it. You got to do all this shit.
I got to dress like this. I got to talk like this. I got to act like this.
I got to buy these rules.
I got to wear these certain clothes or these drive a certain car. I got to have this type of money.
I got to eat at this certain restaurant. I got to take these type of pictures.
It's like all this fucking shit you've got to do in order to be cool.
If you don't do that, you're corny.
Right.
You're fucking, oh, he's a cornball.
He's corny.
Oh, think that's some fucking.
Even connecting with other people that could take you further in life.
You know what I mean?
It's like, oh, this nigga Joe, like he.
That's corny talking to somebody you don't know.
Yep.
Like, we do human.
Like, anything that's human shit, like we just say, no, don't be human.
Right.
Be cool.
But we was taught that since kids, though.
Yeah, and it's in it.
You fall, don't cry.
All that shit.
Get up.
Don't cry.
What you're crying.
for be tough be tough and be cool but it's like that cool shit damn that's a deep join right there
that shit is like it's sad man because people can't even be themselves they got to be cool
think about saying i can't what i want to do what i want to wear i can't do none of that i got to be
cool because it's pressure on me in my community from my business and leaving out the house i'm cool
with with what i got on i'm cool with with my presentation with how i look but
Is everybody else going to be cool with it?
Right.
Do you think I should?
I don't know.
I don't know if everybody else is going to like what I.
Fuck what I like.
Fuck what I want for myself.
Fuck what I care about.
Fuck what make me happy.
Is everybody else going to like what?
If everybody else going to be happy with what I is.
So I don't know.
I never.
I never did fuck black people.
And 100% did because even a person like me,
like when I listen to people talk and talk about their life,
that be in the street.
They describe these scenarios that's not even fucking with the way I grew up.
On paper, I should be the nigger that was in jail, all of this type of shit.
You got, you bouncing from different cribs, your mom on drugs, all of that.
But a lot of these niggas, that's what they fall on.
But a lot of shit was niggas wanted to be cool.
They wanted to be outside.
They wanted to be involved in certain shit and certain shit.
I just didn't care about.
I had goals in mind.
And that's what I stayed on.
I did what the fuck I wanted to do.
You know what I'm saying?
A lot of times, too, it ain't, it ain't even.
Even about being cool, it's about being a follower.
It's about looking for the attention and the love and the acceptance that you was looking
for in your household that you never got.
You feel what I'm saying?
Looking to be embraced, you know, because a lot of times there's a lot of shit that goes
on in the black American in the black household.
It would be a lot of shit going on just how we is.
And sometimes people be trying to get their life together.
your mom that might be like your dad might have had you when he you know what I mean parents 17 18
like I was on this young boy was like man me and my dad we really don't see we we I don't fuck
with him I said why he said man when he had me he went to jail this and I said hold up I said can
you do me a favorite can you be can you be understanding for once he said what I mean he said
your dad went to prison when he was 17 he was a kid bro he didn't like he hopefully he
matured and grew up in prison but now you're 21 years old bro your dad just coming out of prison
like y'all really don't even know each other you don't even realize when your
parents was 25. They wasn't grown.
Yeah, yeah. So it's like, now he lived, and even if, just imagine if you're growing up
in the career with your dad, your dad, 17, still trying to be a kid, still trying to figure out
life. So you left with your, with your grandma or whatever, because they still trying to
grow and live their life. You know what I mean? Because their life ain't stopped. So it's like,
it's a lot of shit. So now the little man, he ain't getting a love from dad or family or his mom
because they're trying to grow. You're going to go out there and try to figure it out.
Somebody might say, I got you, look out for you, buy you some sneaks or do some.
something before you give you a package.
All I take you for the right old head to embrace you.
Yeah, and it's a rap.
You feel what I'm saying?
If he embrace you and then put in, and see,
one thing about the older niggers is they're able to get the younger,
the younger ones minds a lot of the time.
You feel me?
And then they'll finesse them into doing some dumb shit.
And you notice the word he used was finesse.
Niggers be using y'all.
Yeah, they'll finesse a young and into doing some dumb shit.
That's just like, like for instance, dude like me come home out of penitentiary and all the time.
We're going to be straight up.
We're going to keep it all official.
Niggas thought I was fucking crazy.
Oh, who does this nigga come home from jail
did this 20 years telling niggas that jail not cool?
This niggas fucking nut.
He's telling dudes jail not cool.
They ain't what's up, this and third.
You know why?
Because I was a dude that realized a real old head
going to give you real game of life.
I'm not going to try to, because I ain't no nigger that's out here
trying to bust them.
I never was a dude that tried to get somebody else to do my way.
I put my own work in.
So you got dudes out here.
Like he said, that's two strike felons or got jackets.
They don't want to put no working, so they put a young boy in a dummy mission.
These niggas is going, motherfucking make you take them charges, tell you, you know what I mean?
You got your lawyer and did disappear in your fucking ass.
Yep.
And then now you sit in the penitentiary, your mom looking for them, damn, man.
Buba ain't answering the phone.
He deposed that your lawyer, posed that commissary, and they're on to the next young boy, got him on the dummy-ass mission.
Right.
He out there, finessed him.
And now it's just crazy.
So be mindful young boys that on some real shit, the streets don't love you, that the real niggas don't love you, all that real niggas don't love you, all that real niggas shit.
That shit is all the facade, man.
All that, my day one shit.
Listen, man.
Let me just say this.
About that day one shit.
If you and a nigga don't got more than 10 plus years in.
Like, day one, it's a nigga that grew up with you.
Like, y'all moms had you all together.
Y'all was in the playground.
You always in the sandbox.
Like, day one is like, you met a nigga, what's name?
You're a criminal.
I'm a criminal.
You're my day one.
Fuck no
Like on some real shit
Like come on man
Like we be
Like we really be got the game
We got the game fucked up
And when you hit that penitentiary
And you walk up by yourself
Are you bleeding the fuck out
And you laying on the ground?
This is you
Don't wait till it's too late
Good
Right
Understand that too young boys
When you when you're out here and you in these streets
And
The cards don't always fall in your place
And then you're the victim
on the other side of the gun,
you the nigger laying there on that ground
and that cold waiting on the ambulance
to come, it's only you laying there.
And you got to understand this.
There's only you laying there.
And when you're talking about the criminal
side of things, right?
It's always somebody that know you
that most of the time kill you,
get you killed,
or that's going to tell on you.
We know each other. I can't Johnny
nobody tell on Gil? Right.
Nobody. It's never like that. It's always
this. And it goes back to this.
It's always your day one.
Here you go.
Here go to DA.
Excuse me.
State your name.
My name is Rahim Johnson.
Excuse me, Rahim Johnson.
Do you know the defendant Dante Williams?
How long do you know him?
Well, I knew him for a long time.
Our moms used to have us together.
Our moms like sisters.
So you know him that good.
Yeah, I used to stay at his house.
His mom used to take care of me when my mom was on drugs.
So you know him really well.
So you know that on October 29th, you're sure that you saw him shooting Dante Davis.
Yes, I saw him.
He stood on him.
over him he shot dante david the same dude that ate oodles and noodles at your mom house matter
fact your mom probably made the nigger spaghetti she gave him the benefit of the doubt she gave
spaghetti not hot dogs the hot sauces with the baked beans and shit like she gave you all that stuff
and she's sitting in there in the courtroom oh my baby ain't never hurt nobody and he's telling on you
because he don't want to take a weed charge something crazy some dumb shit okay and my baby
ain't never hurt nobody and motherfuckers in the in the back you know that boy was a goddamn animal
talking about he ain't
never do that you know he was
a fucking savage out here
but it is what it is
but he's the same boy
telling he he on to join
yeah that's him
and he's looking at you tough
yeah that's him
yeah that's he shot him
he didn't have to do that
he ain't had to shoot
he had to shoot he had to shoot him
I mean that was a cow
all that shit
like the day ain't like
all right no further questions
so come on with this dumb shit
talking that day one shit
let's go to the next
next topic at hand
he's going with some dumb shit
what do you guys think
a woman's favorite
sex position is
and
because I'm asking you
what do you think for the woman
but I'm asking you
what is your favorite sex position as a man
see for me
that's easy that's easy
okay go ahead
that's easy
listen say if I'm laying on the bed right here right
and my head hanging off the bed
mm-hmm
Let it on my face
There's body
Lay it on my face
Spread it on my face
Spread it on my face
Then lay it on my face
Then spread it on his face
Spread it on his face
Lay it on his face
Then spread it on his face
He's going to eat your ass
He's going to eat your pussy
He gonna eat it all
Even if it's bushy
Lay it on my face
Then spray it on his face
That's what, listen
That's her favorite position
That's her favorite joint
And that's mine
Told you, he ain't got no dick
He didn't want to eat it
A lot of times they see it and they come.
Let me see my piece and they come.
Let me eat it for four hours.
BBC.
No, but.
Black cop!
Like my man.
He'll want to spread on the dick.
Lay it on my face.
Spread on my face.
Lay it on my face.
No, but you're saying that's her favorite.
Yeah, am I?
But you, but because they see my piece and they come.
That's real, though.
No.
It's not real.
I mean, that's real.
That's a good one.
No, no.
Two favorite position is not what I'm eating.
It's skill on his knees.
It's gill on his knees and the shower when she pissing on him.
No.
A G.
A G.
Go to shower.
No, first of all, it's not when I'm eating it.
It's when I'm beating it.
See, the problem with you niggas is your tongue's longer than your dick.
Let's fuck out of here.
They call me baby legs.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I got my song.
I say my song.
They call me baby legs.
Who that is, that's baby leg.
I'm baby leg, nigga.
My shit is baby leg.
Let me tell you something.
Let me tell you something.
So why y'all want to, all y'all want to do is.
I like the pleasure the woman, man.
I like to take care of her, man.
She takes care of me.
You just said your dick don't pleasure the woman.
I'm talking about it in a different way.
I'm just saying.
Why you eat the pussy for two hours?
I like the pleasure to woman.
Why you don't give a new dick then?
Because if I ain't, once I eat the yabba dabba's for about 12 minutes.
12 minutes.
Well, you're cheating to you.
No, no, no, no.
Once I eat it for about 12 minutes, too, is begging me to come up and give her that dick.
What's the eye?
That motherfucker got all types of shit running down the side.
She's like, please, come up and give me the dick.
Tootling that motherfucker like a little.
All right, that's enough.
That's a lot.
Put your legs down, man.
You look spicy.
Put your shit down, man.
Put your legs down, man.
God damn.
This motherfucker's an animal.
I'm broke with him.
Able will be in there just fucking his face for two hours.
Can I come up now?
Can I come up now?
Shut up.
You hear the shit?
Shut the fuck up.
He like, give him him now.
No, there ain't no come up.
Shut up.
Shut up.
It's a problem.
You don't burn your stem out in jail.
All that jerking off, man.
My stem is strong.
Biggie league.
I think a woman's favorite sexual position.
Unless she's a...
Well, I think they got multiple sexual positions.
You never know.
All women is different.
No, no, no, no.
No, no.
Let me tell you something.
If a woman got a super fat ass, she always want to arch that back and show you that
ass from the back.
If a woman got the long back with the long back with the back,
part in it
she ain't really trying to jump up
on them knees and
show you that cardboard
show you that cardboard box
No
You what?
A bitch don't want to
A bitch
She got that ass arts right
She got she got it arts right
Yeah
That back art
So he's standing up right now
Listen you stand on that neck
Drop that thing
Wham!
But you gotta have a baby leg
Like me to do that shit
You can't just do it
Wham!
Got the foot on her neck
Right here
Wham!
Wham!
A woman is letting you put them dirty-ass feet on her face.
See, for me, and I got my vans on.
See, for me, that's some vicious Dallas, the Pink Pallas shit.
No, the fucking, no way there.
Like, that's how you had you put on a nigger neck up in the jail, huh?
Yeah, the whole these are fucked down, niggas.
Yeah, that's one of them drinks.
Stay down, nigga, don't fucking move.
Nigger, I, you stay down and break your fucking neck.
Stay down and I'll break your neck.
If you move, I'll step on your neck hard to break your shit,
you don't want to die.
A foot on his neck
And a dick that's a wreck
He's like
Oh my God, this nigga
Yeah, I know what you put off
The penitentiary moves on these bitches
That's what you're doing
You're pulling off these greater four moves on these bitches
Hold bitches down with your feet
That's a low-key borderline rape
You out here
Hold bitches down with you for commit
Who the fuck with them crusty ass feet
That ain't been manicured
In 20 fucking years, feel like motherfucking
Brillow pads.
Bitch got a heavy brillo pad holding a neck down.
You think that's fun for?
Huh?
Yeah.
Yeah, he's pulling off the penitentiary boobs, huh?
Me, I think, but I think most women
like missionary style
because they like the body-on-body contact.
Yeah, because we used to have a prostitution.
We used to be getting to crack heads and body.
He used to stay missionary.
You did.
Yeah, he didn't say that.
I'm like, why you can't?
You didn't say that.
He kissed him in a little.
He told me, he told me, he told me why some dors and nanny won't come down here.
He from here.
I'm like, yo, man, why are you missionary?
He's a missionary.
Oh, no, he's good.
He's talking to it.
He's talking to her.
He's fine now.
Going leave, Rob, come back.
Look, we already know.
We already know you was the one talking to him.
Like, we did it too, though.
I've done it too.
I've done it too.
I did you all to try to lie.
But the missionary join is the best join when you start getting tired.
Like you know what I don't get tired
Don't get tired
Fuck you talk about
What y'all niggas is a little 27 minutes
This thing's a little 27 minutes
So he'd be having to take a break for a day break
Yeah no yeah
Time out
That ass too big
That ass too big
That's where you throw your hands around the legs
Hand on the ass underneath the ass cheeks
Underneath the ass cheeks
I'm used to wrestling with old white men
I'm not using the rest of the asses this big
Fuck out of here dick
Fuck out of here dick
He's just up
Yo, you're going to wrestle with 55-year-old white man.
I'm not used to wrestle with...
He's going to stop disrespecting the art.
Listen, my motherfucker got even a hucklebuck.
Come here.
No, see, hold on, hold on.
Hold on.
So this is the funny part.
You was based to say the huckabuck was gay, but then you was about to put him in it.
That's crazy.
No, I was trying to show him as a...
I'm a martial artist.
I'm a mixed martial artist.
I'll be on a match rassing with the dudes, too.
The huckabuckabuck is like, what's the huckle buck?
What's the huckle buck is a little something different?
No, telling him with the huckleback.
No, no, no, no, you ain't got to explain to me just telling me what it is.
This is when somebody, he's like, throwing a dragon, and they just like, come here, stop playing.
Stop playing.
Oh, so in jail, you had a nigga in a hugger for.
No, I did.
Yeah, he did.
That's him, man.
He wanted to get in a hugger fucker for.
I had gillard a huckle buck one time on the gram or Instagram.
There you did.
No, you had him in a rear naked.
Whoa, what the f-I was not naked, Matt, dad.
Bro, a rear-naked chook.
You're supposed to be a blackmail in jujitsu.
I thought you had thought something else.
First of all, let's just say something.
Let me just say something.
A nigger had me in a rear naked, nothing.
I don't know what you're talking about.
His rear was naked.
A nigger never had me on a rear naked.
You had a onesie on and you had him in a rear naked choke.
And then he sent Lib to the kitchen to get a knife.
Yep.
He was bad, y'all.
He was bad. He did.
He get a knife.
The thing is, Liv went right to the drawer and went and got it.
I had drools on you.
He necked out of that wassy.
So, what's your favorite position?
I like to take, I like to take too scared.
I mean, I go from the busy, but why not to get tired?
Because from the busy, I could look in the mirror.
You know what I'm saying?
You pound your chest a little bit.
You know what I mean?
You doing you.
But when I get tired, man, I go into that missionary and then tuck the leg, tuck the arms, you know what I'm going to make the arm.
When you need the cream, you go missionary style, I understand.
That's Wallow too.
Anytime Walo got a cream, he strapped April 1 like a motherfucker, ride him, have a great adventure.
So, yeah, so you all.
Oh, okay, so y'all niggins missionary warriors, huh?
Y'all the M.Ws, huh?
Fuck the Golden State Warriors.
They're the missionary warriors.
Oh, no, it's another classic.
But they're going to be alarmed the first time to happen.
You're with a join, y'all getting it, you stop everything.
You grab a mirror.
You put that Joan up against the wall.
You get on the couch.
You get the ride game, but you watch it.
You know, you got them thrown over the Jones.
And you're watching that Joe.
Yeah, and you're just watching it, John.
Uh-uh.
Uh-uh.
I like when.
And I like, when I lay on my back and they ride the dick, shoot, too, just ride the dick from the back, backwards.
Reverse cowgirl.
The arch and what?
Reverse cowgirl.
Uh-huh.
That's the nigger.
And they grab me your angles.
They're holding the angles down.
They're like, ah, going crazy.
Yeah, I know.
Yeah, he was reverse cowboy.
No, they hold your angles.
They're going backwards.
I'm about to take this, nigga, up in my prison cell.
I'm going to ride until I can no more.
We'll ride to the bars come off.
He's damn spicy, too.
I'm spicy to them off.
I'm going to cook him up a sack.
Sandwich in the towel.
It hit it from the bite.
Yeah, that was a legend.
Yeah, refrigerator.
Orange juices in the towel.
Noodles in the bag.
You know, it's under the back.
That's what you're going to put the shit in when you got to make the cheech it.
Oh, yeah, in the bag.
You said the bag.
I said, noodles's in the bag.
Orange juices in the tallest.
Hey, hey, they said you was reverse cowboying up there on their king-sized mattress.
Oh, my God.
Hey,
Hey, y'all niggas is crazy, man.
Who would you be?
Let's get into the segment of who would you be.
You got to do three months
in the most active gang in the country.
Like killing people and everything.
Like, no, you got to, whatever that,
you got to go with them niggas for three months.
You got to do three months at the most active gang in the country.
Right?
What else?
Or you got to go.
got to do one year as a bouncer.
Oh, that ain't about shit.
At the most roofless gay club in the world.
I don't know where they could be in Guatemala.
It could be any fucking wish.
What you mean about ruthless?
They're going crazy.
Oh, it's like violence.
Like crazy.
Right.
And it's a gay joint too?
Listen, it's the most brutalest gay bar on planet Earth.
And you got it.
You got to be a bouncer there for six months, I mean, for a year, for a year.
Or you got to be locked up for two weeks in the most notorious prison in the world with no guards.
I'm being a bouncer.
You being a bouncer?
Yeah, I got you.
I keep my freedom.
I'm not going to fuck the jail and I'm not joining no fucking gang where I'm going to get killed.
I'm going to just be the bouncer, man.
I'm not, I'm not gay, so it don't matter.
I'm just bouncing.
I'm just frisking people down.
That's it.
So you're going to be in a...
He's got a gun!
He's got a gun!
It's a very large one.
I'm thinking like this.
Yes, it is.
Oh, my God.
So you say, I'm going to keep getting Fars Alarms and shit.
Yeah, you're just...
You're going to be the Farrs Alarm boy.
You're in there just grabbing niggas pieces, huh?
No, I ain't going to be doing that.
That's what you're going to be doing.
I'm just going to be doing it.
It's a dirty job.
It's a dirty job.
No, listen, listen, I'm going to keep it all the way real.
And you know, we don't judge anybody on here.
We don't, we love everybody.
Straight people, gay people, transsexual.
We don't have a problem with anybody.
But I knew Walo wanted to come out.
What?
Because I'm bouncing at a guy.
How?
Because I'm a bouncing at a gay bar.
No, because you would have been in there tackling niggas.
For nothing.
Yeah.
He's got a piece on him.
Rear naked droop.
See, dude's fly at a corner.
Cross the jail. No, I'm just, I'm just door security. He said, bounce that at a bit. I'm at the door. I'm at the door. Bouncing me. You patting people down. That's it.
But then what this is, remember, this is not a regular club. We're talking about, we're talking about these people are vicious. Everybody in there is like snowball.
You know the bull from the, from the Jersey jails that just knock you out and. So, so why is they in there tough, though? It don't matter. Why would they be in there fighting?
It's just crazy that's going on everywhere in there.
That's what they do.
Well, listen, I ain't in jail, so I got to just put my gloves on with the knuckles out
and do what I got to do.
I'm security.
I'm respecting everybody about how you doing the day, hi.
Then we're going to try to keep the cool.
So one of them, knock wallow the fuck out there, boop, and then give him a hickie.
You suck on his neck.
I'm going to leave my mark on you so how you can see me tomorrow, see you tomorrow.
Look out of things.
He'll like that.
He'll like, give me a hickie.
Give me a hickie where?
Where do you get me a hickey?
Yo, the niggins suck on your nipples is crazy.
It's crazy.
And I'm asleep.
I go crazy.
Yo, that's crazy.
What you doing?
I ain't going to front, man, yeah.
I'm going to have to be bouncing together.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Because then we march on.
So, yeah, we back to back.
We back to back.
Don't leave me to fuck out.
I'll be bouncing with you, the biggest.
Don't leave you to fuck.
You don't want to go to jail
You're going to ask you on a lot of jobs
Nah, Gil, why don't you go to the
Whatever, Guatemala in prison
Them niggas gonna drop all food
From a helicopter
And y'all can just survive together
They're going to know you as Gilly the king
They're going to fuck with you
They're going to be like
No, they're not
They're going to try to stab the shit out
For no reason
No, they're going to be like
Did you get pulled over with my 80 pounds of weed
Was that my weed?
First of all, if you go to one of the notorious
jails in the world
That's not going to be in the United States.
And that'd be them niggas ain't going to speak though English.
So I'm going to be in there like this.
What's up with y'all?
Meda-a-a-can-a-ha-ha-ha-ha-ta-ta-ta-tah-ta-ta-ta-ta-tah.
Tatahos!
I don't know what the fuck.
And he's going to be scared to death.
Looking for me.
Walo!
No, I ain't going to be scared.
What the fuck, I'm going to be looking for you.
You don't know the language, nigger.
I know people.
You don't know nobody, nigga.
I'm going to know somebody down there.
You don't know nobody.
Nigel.
we'll all be bouncers at fucking Woody's.
Fuck as you're talking.
Shanks, that's the name of this, John.
Shanks.
You're getting stabbed one way to up.
So we got a four goddala.
You behind, how hell of you get?
Like the front of a video game cover.
Everybody like this, nigga.
Shanks.
The most notorious gay bar in the world, shanks.
We got to watch Gil because Gil gets him hitting in him.
There's plenty of it.
He gets hitty in him.
He gets wild.
So we got to watch him.
When the headies in his system, ain't no, tell him.
He'll be trying to fight us.
Gil, calm down.
Get off me.
He was like, yo.
Yo, like, come on, man.
Gil, that's Ricky, Manaus.
That's Ricky.
That's Ricky.
That's not Nicky.
Relax.
He'll be mad.
You know what I mean?
What's the top?
What's the top rappers from every decade starting in the 80s?
God.
Damn.
Who, you got your own?
80s.
I got.
Run DMC
The 90s
I got
I can't
It can only be one name
The 90s is hard
Cause Tupac Shakur
Absolutely
The 2000
You're going with Tupac
Yes
And you already know
It's Hove
The 2000s I got
No you can't pick two
He's going
No, Hove
In the 2000s
Oh the 2000s
Is Wayne for me
And
And
How the fuck
You know that's hard
The 2010
Is Drake
Yep
So you said run DMC
He said run DMC
Tupac
Wayne Drake
Run DMC Tupac Wayne Drake
That's the 80s
NWA
The 80s man
I'm gonna see if you go with NWA
I'm going with NWA
I'm going with Pock for the 90s
That's a good one when he said
Weezy yo because
But I'm gonna say
Who
You had to go with myself
No, you trash.
We're going to ignore that.
We're going to delete that comment.
He's a got that ass thing.
It's some going to work.
I'm going with Hove and without a doubt,
the 2010s is drizzie.
All right now, see, this is the whole thing.
This is my whole thing.
What's your whole thing,
nigger, fuck.
Two pockets, my man.
Like, you know what I mean?
Like, two pockets that guy.
God.
God.
Damn, we just annihilated big like that.
Well, you pick Biggie, nigga.
I picked Tupac.
How the fuck, well.
Because Tupac is a whole different level of, like,
legendaryness, man.
Like, it really is, like.
I can't really say Tupac as a whole.
I could just say at that time in my life.
I'm going with Public Enemy in the Aeros.
And what I was doing.
And where I was at mentally.
We was always listening to Pock.
I connected more with Tupac than Biggie.
Biggie was,
we was in we was doing
some shit
but that's hard
nice too
big he was more of a good feeling
type of thing
you feel what I'm saying
Biggie made you want to feel
fly
made you want to be like
you know
nigga I'm about to go
get the new Lex Coup
nigger
I'm about to go
nigga you know what I mean
he was cool
he was cool
personified
right
yeah
Tupac made you feel
more like
like
like man
I got it
like he was he was that crazy out here you got to take jake did drake come out
Drake came out probably in like 2009 for the main people that listen to
damn even i was in jail when that came on what you got to think about this
teupac period i don't care who you was it could be my mom
teupac was in the news tupac was getting shot he was in movies getting shot yeah yeah he
was in movies like he went to prison for an alleged uh what rape or something like that
Like, Tupac had to go through so much
where he was really in the public eye
on a different level where no matter what
walk of life you was in, you knew who
that was where some people
might be like Biggie Smalls, like he wasn't
involved in a lot of the extra shit.
You know, this nigga was also like a revolutionary.
Like, Tupac was so many
different versions of him.
Listen, now you break all that down.
You got to go with Tupac.
And you said the 2000.
Well, you don't got to go with Tupac.
I'm going with Tupac because he is.
But I want to fuck that.
I'm going with Biggie.
I got to go because I can't leave Biggie out, man.
I just don't.
I can't shout out Brooklyn niggies.
But listen, this is what I'm going to say.
2000s.
Who you got?
Listen, 2000s, you had, listen, you had Wayne, you had X, Darkman X.
He was in 90s.
He was at the end of the 90s in the very beginning of 2000.
Yeah, he was in the 90s too.
And you got to remember, he dropped like two albums in his first year.
like he had a time period that was crazy where like he had rock and roll type numbers because
I can't get him in the 90s I can't get pocket in the 90s I'm in a DMX in the 90s no 2000s
you got to go motherfucking Wayne fucked the 2000s up he did he fucked the 2000s up like you like he
ain't even got shit out he's still strong me hove was so consistent throughout them 2000 to
like it was crazy man I'm gonna say hove and then I'm gonna say
Drake fucks shit up.
He destroys shit.
A lot of people say if Biggie wouldn't have died
at Hoove would have never been as big.
I've never subscribed to any of that.
Like if Alia, like if Alia was still here,
another person was here.
I'm just saying, what do y'all think about that?
That analogy.
This is what I loved.
I don't, I don't even,
this is why I loved about Hove.
If Hove came right in as exact.
He didn't come in as, like,
no disrespect, nobody.
He ain't coming as a worker.
He came right in as a boss.
Right.
Like, this is my doing.
This is how we're rocking.
So I think he was going to be able to levitate no matter what.
people was going to be who they're going to be people still exist right now i don't believe
that one person's talent negates another person like oh if a lea i see people say like if a lea
wouldn't have died biont they would have never became what she was like no man everybody
but you but but another person's talent does it doesn't take away but it does kind of
okay prime example if lebron james is not in the NBA
Kevin Durant, without a doubt, is the best player in the league.
I thought he was the best player already.
I'm just saying how to, I'm not saying me per se.
I'm saying the general bar stool, the media outlets, their generalization is
LeBron James is the best player in the league.
Now, that's a little bit different because if you minus Mike Tyson
and whoever would have been the mean knockout person
because these are facts.
Like sports is like you could do the numbers.
With music, it's like you're guessing
would people like this person's music more than the other
is different than like this nigga Mike Tyson
was going to knock everybody else in 1990, what, one,
or whatever the case may be.
So it's a little more like if he wasn't there
then this person would, but in music it's very hard to say.
It's based off of opinion.
Yeah, you're right.
But the one thing we,
do know is when both
of them was here and alive, Biggie was
running shit.
Well, and let me tell you something.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I can't say that. I can't say that.
You think Biggie was bigger than, big in, biggie
was big in two, pop. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Biggie was running shit on the East Coast.
He's talking about it. He's talking about it. Now, Biggie
was out since 92. Hold on.
Jay Z popped off in 1996
and by the very next year, Biggie Smalls
was dead. So it's very, the end of
But what I'm saying is, what I'm saying is,
listen.
how it works is
it can't be two kings
you give people
when you got
you give people
something to choose from
so if as biggie was still living
now is something else to choose from
it's something else to say
just my prime example
what I'm making about
with Kevin Durant and LeBron James
LeBron James still playing
And it's like, uh, LeBron James.
If LeBron James wasn't here, it's like, uh,
Kevin Doreen is the best.
Right.
Without a doubt, it's like, it's nothing even though you think.
You feel what I'm saying?
Yeah, now I get it.
So when Biggie died,
you no longer had the other person to be like, uh,
because who's the best MC, Biggie JZ or Nas?
Feel what I'm saying?
Yeah.
So, but they had Nas.
So a lot of.
of people would have believed, like, if let's say
Nas would have died. But let me, let me get to my point.
Let me get to my point. So
when Biggie's
alive, you, it's separation
is because some people going to choose him.
Some people going to choose him. Just by
we talking about it, it's just
just by, right, we're going to start
arguing. Nicky, you crazy,
nigga. Biggie, nigga,
nigga, nigga, JZ, nigga. So now
my dislike for Jay Z
then grew a little bit because I'm
arguing about this shit. Yeah. So
You feel when Biggie died, it was like it's no more argument.
It's just Jay.
Then Nas kind of had fell back on the music.
Really wasn't putting albums out.
Jay was working.
So now the conversation between Jay Z and Nas is starting to distance himself because
I'm a music with no music out.
Jay got 11 rappers.
He got beans.
He got freeway.
He got this thing.
Nas was putting music out.
He really was, bro.
So what I'm telling you, so this is what I'm saying, if Nas would have died, if he
But he wasn't dropping that shit.
But that's what I'm saying.
If Nas would have died in 1997,
it would be possible that people today would be like,
man, Jay would have never been Jay.
If Nas was still around because you can't predict what happens after that,
just like you said, Nas kind of fell back,
because Nas did drop.
I am, Nostradamus.
He kept going like a godson,
all of yours were every year.
Bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro.
We're talking about three albums over 20 years,
even on Jay Z, said it on a song,
like takeover he he said hot album every 10 year average that nigger had an album every time
yeah but he wasn't dropping like that but listen i got something to talk about man i don't mean
to interrupt you and i came to gill crib the other day and i'm starting to really believe
it's illuminati and gil please do not please do not say their names gil i didn't believe it
but it was two hollywood actors right gill seen the dm
They DME, the DM language was different
And they, and they offer me to come to this DM
This, I mean, they offered me to come to this event
Out in LA
And it was just like, don't say nothing, Gil, don't say nobody names, right?
They actors, like these motherfuckers, everybody know
Out of nowhere.
Jesse Smalley and who was the other one?
They want you in a naughty, look.
No, no, listen, listen, no, it wasn't.
They want you to noddy, love.
These is big actors.
So I'm like, hold up.
I'm not saying what type of race they are.
I mean, but, but.
I showed Gil, because I was scared to death.
I ain't even going to hold you because how you just randomly,
I'm not saying that I ain't doing anything, but how you just randomly you're...
They ain't randomly pick you.
Now, listen.
Nott ain't trying to get you in, player.
They told you, you got to leave me behind, you bitch-ass, Nick.
This shit is real, though.
This shit is real.
So if they open up the door...
No, if they open up the doors to the Nottie as you're walking through?
No.
No, it's a lot of shit.
That shit is real now.
How you know what...
How you know was a lot of shit would they get to do?
The stories of the Nottie.
I heard stories.
For who?
You.
I don't know nothing about the Nadi.
You say it all the type of shit.
Trying to deflect it off.
Like, he's,
I'm trying to say that he sent them to me.
Because I think he, he knows all the stories.
You know, if you go there, they got to cut blood from your pinky toe and spread,
they got to cut blood from you.
And lay you on the table, and lay you on the table neck and beat you.
What?
What the fuck is going on?
Do you see bruises on him?
Take pictures of you.
I see, I see he's wearing shit on he before.
Tell him, he was on vacation with two.
He was like, this dude got a bit.
Mandate on a serious.
Let's get a $1 million for game.
O.G, I got a new problem now.
So my girlfriend told me she want to break.
She says since I put her,
she says,
somebody will break some dick off in it.
She says since I put her through so much this past year,
she thinks it's time to put her happiness first
and build herself back up.
I put her in a dark place with my sheet in the line.
I admit I did some fucked up things to her this year,
and I'm going to turn it around.
I signed up to see a therapist
and getting out the streets to do the right things in life
Do you think I should wait around for her
Or should I move on?
Let me just tell you something
One thing
One thing as
A break
As a couple we don't go for is
I need a break
That's just like
Because I'm just gonna keep it all the real
If two came to me and said
She needed a break
Do you know in my mind
What that calculated?
that's like you
in the fourth grade
in this recess time
and it's like
oh wait hold on
so you need a break
so you mean to tell me
I get a little time
to go fucking play
and then I can come back
so I can go
had a time of my life
for
and then I could cut
have a piece off this shit
had the playground
sliding down
different poles
oh oh
oh yeah the fuck you're talking about
that's what she's doing
she had the playground
sliding down pole
oh I was talking about me
playing
fuck you threw that in there
no because you said
if Tudy says
she's going to take a break
How did he all of a sudden imagine himself?
Because that's the head of the day.
A oily pole.
Because let me say something.
If she take a break, that's not just a break for her.
That's a break for both of y'all.
So the one thing we don't do is we don't take breaks.
We don't take breaks.
She totally did that too.
I want to take a break.
She ready to get slayed.
That boy baby leg is slain.
And she knows the person that she's going to take the break away.
If you already taking a break.
Right.
Because let me just say you something.
Let me just say you something.
One thing about women,
they don't quit a job without having another one.
Yo, it's a fact, though.
It's a fact, though.
They never just quit the job
without having another joint lease lined up application.
And you feel what I'm saying?
So the fact that she's telling you,
she's starting a new year off,
she's like New Year, New Dick.
You feel what I'm saying?
New Dick, who this?
New Year, New Dick.
She ain't playing no games.
She totally.
Let me tell you something.
He already got the butter and cracked open your bitch crab legs.
I'm just keeping it all the way real with you.
Cracked him over with his head.
He already cracked open your bitch of Dungeonee's, you hear me?
Dungeon needs.
Dungeonese.
Yeah, the dungeon knees.
You know, me?
He didn't crack your bitch of lasking crab legs open already because you already.
You already got caught of.
I had her in a dark place.
Now that bitch is seeing the light.
Yeah, me?
She's seeing the light.
They go open up that door, that motherfucker like, oh.
So he blazing the shit out of you.
And just know you are already behind the eight ball player.
So now you want to go see a therapist.
No, nigga, you're too late, nigga.
You should have wanted seen a therapist three cheats ago.
See, the way it wasn't is you got court cheating, she forgave.
You got caught cheating again.
She forgave you.
You just said, oh, this bitch is going to keep forgiving me.
Break.
Uh-huh.
Now she had the point where.
doing all the sorrow
and she mad at you
she hurt
that one right nigga slid up on
you know what I mean
all it takes for that one right nigga
to slide up on a wish she looks
like no he is kind of cute
or he worked at the job too
oh what and guess what
we all know
the number one rule
the shoulder
a shoulder to cry on
is a dick to ride on
I was a professional at that
shoulder the cry on turns to a dick to ride on
and he caught your bitch a
lowest point you know he caught your pitch at ground zero blazing glazed and you're right he
already hitting it she just been having to be sneaky and now she want to have freedom she
want to have that freedom fuck you know what so it's like you know we keep moving around like this
it ain't nothing when you got it's when you got a sneak that's when you that's when you neck it
with a book bag with the strap she can't lay on the nigger she can't she can't lay on the
nigga chess when she get done she can't they can't interlock they toes she trying to take it to the
next level right they can't watch a movie and like i told y'all the shit she's doing with him
is so much more oh no no no no wait wait wait let me just tell y'all nix let me just tell y'all niggas
when your woman cheat on you with another nigger i just want all the niggas across the world
to know look me in my face i'm in view b rock when your woman cheat on you with a
Another man, I just want you to know.
She sucked the fucking balls out that nigger dick.
She sucked that nigger's dick better than she sucked yours.
You know why?
Because y'all been together for a period of time now.
So you getting them lazy dick sucks.
He got that brand new dick suck where she had to prove something.
So she was, oh, I'm talking about she slapping herself and she doing all kinds of amazing shit.
you hear me she she she she got in tune with her inner fucking pigeon is an inner freak you hear me i'm talking
about she doing a mate she's slapping the dick on a titty dog just i'm she making up shit to do so
just know if you found out your woman was cheating on you she suck that man's dick
better than she suck your dick now i don't know how you're going to feel about that but that's
just the bottom line of this shit yeah everything's dirtier they fucking in movie theaters
It's just way more spontaneous
Because they're already doing wrong
So the mindset is already like
We're doing something filthy
So why not just go all out
Go all we out
He might be spitting your bitch mouth
Like they're doing some filthy shit
Like I'm for real
They're doing some filthy lowdown
Filthy shit man
Filthy McVey
So player if I was you
You know
I would chalk this one up
because, you know, she's going to pay you back.
She's basically doing.
She's paying your back.
She's breaking up with you.
Yeah.
I mean, that's what it is.
But then when she come back, she might got a couple dicks on a jacket now.
So it's all about if you're willing to take the payback.
I ain't willing to take the payback.
I'm sorry.
I don't get fuck what I did.
I'm sorry.
Don't pay me back, though.
You know, I'm a man with pride.
You don't do shit like that.
You don't just pick up and leave a sucker.
dick like that.
Don't do that.
I was fucking them hos.
I was gonna get right back.
Like, come on, man.
Like, you just don't do a knicker like that.
But let's get into this episode of stories from the cell.
This story from the cell is brought to you by broken bar stew.
The bar stew that was broke at this bar we was bouncing at when Gil got a little
drunk and touched somebody he wasn't supposed to touch.
The bar's not broken.
You got drunk.
We were bouncing and you got a little hitting in you.
Me too.
Let me too move.
and it's strong out here.
Don't we're making no cases,
Nick.
I'm just saying
when the bar stool
got broke.
Yeah,
you're talking about
touch somebody
I need to touch
what the fuck
is you're talking
you're trying to be a case
out here.
They're dancing.
Hey,
man.
They can try to give me a case out here.
My motherfucker
broke the bar stool
on his head.
Broke that shit.
That shit is spread
everywhere.
It's the logo.
You just see blood
Oh,
that's the stars
the day.
He would see it.
Boom,
that's a star.
So that's the star.
It's blood.
It's blood all on the junk.
broke the shit all on the broken bars through now
shit crazy right
I'm on the phone one time in prison right
and it's crazy
so I get off the phone and right next to the phone
nobody was on the phone so
me and my homie we posted up
right
so we stand there talking
you know because you don't stand there the phones
when people talk but ain't nobody on there
early in the day
so I'm like damn you know what I mean
we stand there chilling
and like right there we'll be standing
it's the cell right there but the sheet is up
right we ain't great as
for penitentiary.
So the sheet is up, right?
All of a sudden, the sheet fall.
You're not supposed to look at nobody's cell,
but we noticed the she fall, so he looked in.
Oh, it was in there fucking the mattress.
He had to, listen, man, he was fucking the mattress.
What you mean, just sitting on top of it, just humping on it?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, it ain't like that.
The mattress, right?
Where we stand in that where his cell is at,
he was in a single cell, one bunk in the joint, right?
He was fucking the mattress,
meaning he had the mattress bent over it, hitting the mattress.
Now, listen, I always heard about this shit, right?
You hear about it.
No, dudes be doing this shit in jail.
It's sort of like the fee-fi, but it's more insist some elaborate shit.
It's just you got the mattress bent over.
Just imagine, and the mattresses, like, they had different type of mattresses in the penitentiary.
They had the plastic ones, and they had the ones, anybody that was in the state pen, they know, especially in Pennsylvania.
They had the old school joins with the blue, they all white with the blue lines on them.
It's like fabric to it.
But it's cushioning there.
Did you have a fuck apostropedic?
No, but I thought about it once or twice.
I'm not going to bullshit.
So he had the mattress, like, rolled,
it was like more, it wasn't all the way back,
but it was like the front was rolled up to a point.
He was just going, he was just going in.
He put a hole in there.
He was going ham.
So he probably gloved it up or bagged it up.
See, with that, you could throw a bag in there.
You just throw a bag up in there.
I mean, it depends on how you make the hole, right?
He had the hole in the drawing.
He was just hitting the mattress.
I said, yo.
what the f and it was just crazy it was a wild scene to see but you know it's like when you're
trying to escape there's multiple things that you do for prison penitentiary pussy like you
do I'm saying and it's like seeing that shit was like yo because you know you hear about
the shit with the old heads and you'd be like so dad we look the old head different like
old head of a fuck your mattress in there why would you fuck my mattress like that don't
make no sense like one of your cellies you came here had your mattress been told
mattresses mattresses is cold word for ass and yeah that's right no
He said you had a king's eye
Snick at that nigga
He was like, yo, but it's just
For y'all at the same prior episodes
When Wala was in jail
Him and the Selly
They took the top bump down
And placed it next to the bottom bump
You can't do that because the metal was on
He's fucking line on.
Y'all, y'all took it down and made one big
mattress.
Hold on, it's fucking a mattress
You basically turned a mattress into a Fifi
So is that how you, is that how you get off
like missionary on a Fifi?
Something like that, I guess.
Because you really can't get missionary
off on a Fifi.
So y'all niggas was in there fucking mattresses?
Like dudes, like, everybody don't do that.
You was.
It is silly, posture, pity.
Silly!
You hitting it and yelling their name out.
Oh, silly.
Oh, silly.
Oh, silly.
Yeah, so good.
Nigger Phil Waddle mattress up with sperm.
You see, I got a water bin, dude.
But don't, you know what's crazy.
You get in there like this.
Like, listen, man.
How a nigga feel your mattresses?
That's crazy.
A seaman waterbed is disgusting
That's disgusting
Dog, real shit
You know, that's fucking that
A semen weird
Like, yo
Floating on a semen like that
It's crazy
The motherfucking security
The CEO do a couch check
They walk past this nigga here
They're like
No, you got to stand up doing cow
Nick can cut your bed over
You just smash it to it.
It's like, it's like,
Like, this is crazy, dog.
No, you see.
They come looking for commissary.
They're getting this nigger mattress.
Oh, my God.
It's a, it's a trillion kids and kids everywhere.
Oh, we got a kid that.
We got kids in there.
What the hell?
It's future scientists in this motherfucker.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my shit.
Y'all niggas is crazy, man.
That niggas said a nigger had a waterbed beat out of semen in prison.
A seabid bit.
Seaman's Furniture
Nigger
Oh my fucking God
My y'all niggas is crazy
Hey listen man
First I just want to thank everybody
For tuning in each and every week
To the fastest grown podcast
In the world
Not the country in the world
Craig
The whole world
We appreciate y'all
For tuning in man
Each and every week
Making a million dollars
Work the game
The shit
Because it's truly y'all
Who make us the shit man
I want to give a shout out
To our partner
the stool
bar stool
bar stool
because they're the shit as well
I see you guys next week
same time
same place
I go by the name of gilly the king
I'm wild o 267
and it's just like that
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