Million Dollaz Worth Of Game - MILLION DOLLAZ WORTH OF GAME EP:44 "COOKING WITH CONVICTS"

Episode Date: January 20, 2020

On today’s Installment of Million Dollaz Worth of Game Gillie and Wallo discuss proper below the belt male grooming and hypothetical Disease for Money scenarios. Also, Dev prays that the studio doesn’t burn down as Wallo attempts to make a Prison meal with a bucket of Water and an extension cord.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/mworthofgame

Hey, million dollars worth of game listeners. You can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad free on Amazon Music. Right. I swear that I'll be super hot. I swear that I be super hot. I swear everything about my guys. I swear that I'll be super hot.

I swear that I'll be super high I'm steady thinking about my guys I'm steady thinking about my guys I swear that I'll be super high I'm steady thinking about my house A nigga so how I feel like I'm on the moon Bitch at my phone says she really in the mood And she wants me coming through

And she steady gave me brain But the bitch always graduated school Once I fucked in this poof right back to the loop When I speak it the truth Niggas act to be cool I remember in the churches I was packing a tool And I know some real hitters they'd be acting a fool But I'm married to the bankroll

I'll be posted up Where they can't go Diamas on me looking like a rainbow Like my nigga teeth That's my bank bro That's the gang nose I swear I won't change Don't remember them nights

I was by this store We get at work And it gotta go Real niggas we like some dinosaurs I take my shot I ain't stopping though Keep it around me I know niggas pop no

Yon nigga focus now I'm really on some rap shit Good with the numbers I was really on some trash shit Niggas blowin money but them niggas not stack And when we get the money Then you know we got a stash

Niggas weren't by me I'm just running up the cabbies Thinking that it's sweet Had them headed at your address Run through the work Made the shit through a backflip Miss little bro shed tears When it happened

Miss my brother Kurt On my birthday they snatched him In my city it get cold It get tragic And your bitch won't fuck Cause you know that I'm rapping She don't get a check I just fuck and I'm dashing

Trying to get this bag Switch lanes in the asses I ain't even gotta ask her I was in the trenches fast Way to get the cash up If you play with me Then them hitters going hack up I swear that I'll be super high

I swear that I'll be super high I'm steady thinking about my guys I'm steady thinking by my guys I swear that I be super Oh my man That's my shit right there Song of the week That's 37 Mac

That's my son man I really like that song man Like that's the song where he's talking about A lot of the homies that he That's done You know he doesn't lost You know RIP the Lowell Lean You know he lost a lot of homies out here

Man these streets are treacherous man And one of the kids You know One of his homies that he mentioned was Kurt you know he is you know something that happened to him out here in camden and unfortunately he was murdered so r-i p to kurt as well you know my son grew up with him r-r-r-r-p cousin kurt r-r i'm actually deaf's cousin so you know we want to send our condolusans out to the family and all the friends and cams shout out to camden man but you know we got to stop the violence

man it's a lot of young people being murdered man for no reason so to all the youngans out there man know that y'all could be great man I know that y'all could do anything y'all want to do out here. Just stay out the way, man. Please, please just try to be productive. RIP to all the fallen soldiers that we don't lost. Let's get into me and I was worth a game. You're now tuned into me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, million dollars of a game.

One wallowal two, six seven right here is gilly to nut. Over there is Deb Nasty and the nasty boys, don't put your hands on me. But I tell you. Don't put your hands on me. But I tell you about that. You get relocated. That's all I'm saying. I'm not saying, I'm not going to rat.

I'm not going to tell her. I'm just saying, you hear, we know what we know who relocate people, the rats. I'm just saying, if all, what's that called, often, when some two people get an altercation, I don't, I'm not, I'm not saying that. I'm not, I'm just saying it is what it is, man. Listen, but at the end of the day, man, support for a million dollars worth of a game come from Manscape, who is the best and men's below the belt grooming, mannedcape, or for precision engineer tools for your family Jews. One thing about Manscape that I like is, when I use Manscape, right, especially the long world 2.0, right?

it mows my long good. And you know what I think about it. I heard you. No, no, I'm just saying this. You know, a lot of times when it's, when it's longmore in time, you know, my allergies activate, but it don't activate my allergies. That's why I like the long more. I just go, no, no, straight up. No, no, straight up on anything I love, I just get up in there, listen, clean my whole thing up.

And I just be feeling good because a lot of times when, you know, when I used to use the razor, I used to nick myself. And I just, ah, yeah, razor bumps and all that stuff. To get a razor bump on your nuts. That's like a different time. Hold up. So y'all decorate your dicks. Yeah, you got to decorate your piece. Listen, to get, to get it like a...

Wait, hold on. So, wait, wait, wait, wait, so you got a landing strip from your balls to the ass? I said decorate. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm not saying I'm decorating. I'm saying, he'd be out there, come on. I'm like, I like clean. He'd be out there with the guy the flights in. Listen, I clean it all way up, death.

He won't, you think about you at the airport like this. No, no, no, no, no. No, the thing about it, here's the land this is the thing about it. I clean it up. And you know what's so great about, but what I like about Manscape, he also got the crop. Listen, the crop preserver.

Listen. The what? Oh, you don't know what that is? What's the crop? See, that's why. See, you know what? The Crops preserver. No, I say Crop.

He's walking around with funky balls. It's bald deodorant. Oh, you need, hold on. So you need the odor from your nut? No, I'm just saying. Listen, I remember back of the day, you did pull a musty. You pulled them M&Ms out on a bitch.

We was part of the chick back of the day. He pulled them to Eminens out. Listen, listen. Listen. Oh, bitch, then they passed out, a blood pressure went through the roof. He pulled them salty nuts out on the bitch, dipped it in the mouth, this then they had a heart attack. One thing I like about that crop is over, listen.

Forget what he's saying. One thing I like about that crop observing, you moisturize your nuts. Like, because it's all, it's ball deodorant, but it's also moisturized. Oh, hold on. So you're trying to make your ball smoother? Like, your balls got to get relaxed. You see what I'm saying? Ain't like relaxing your balls.

So you're relaxing. No, you relax your nuts. Hold on. Let's make a phone. Let's call somebody. Hold on. Let's call. I'm going to call.

and see if I need to get my, if I need to decorate the dick. Let me say. Women like the, I'm telling you, man. I'm going to call what's name? Who? Call somebody we just talking to me. Manscape. When you need to decorate your balls.

Who's this? See if mirror answer the phone. Mirror. Manscape. When you need. A mirror. Mirror. Hey.

This Gilly, mirror. Oh, what's up, Gil? Let me ask you a question, mirror. Mm-hmm. Um. I know it's early in the morning, so I don't want you to take this the wrong way, but do you like decorated dicks? What?

You mean, wait, oh. Like, do you like decorated dick? Like, dicks that's decorated, like. Like, ones that got, like, awards and people say that he put in the word. Oh, whoa, we know what's on your mind. She's like, yeah, I love dicks with them. We got the general, the general, the general of all dicks. He got a purple heart for this dick.

No, no, we're not talking about the dicks. decorated dicks like that we're talking about like when a man like you know like because when i pull my piece out on too it's like wild hair everywhere it's like hair on my thighs it's like do you like when to do do groom his piece yeah no yeah yeah i like a manscape i do not like a man's you like a man's skate look look yeah yo that's great that's that don't got to do with the landish trip oh that's good because wallow say he's he's talking about man he's talking about You know, that's crazy. But they ain't got nothing to do with it.

He said, talk about Manscape. Talk about how he got the Landerstrip from his balls. I didn't say, I had no fucking Lander strip. I never said I had no Lander strip. You're like, take that fucking shit. You're lying there. And he's talking about, take the shit off my name. Take the shit off my name.

I never say that. He's talking about how Manscape relaxes his nuts. No, listen. They got a croppers. It's a nut relaxer. Listen, listen. Listen, now, think about this. If you was, listen, because women out there, now,

Mirr, don't women out there groomed their man's private part sometimes. Yeah, and let me make sure we're groomed, so why we're in our man be? Now, now, now, listen, I got to stop pulling this wild piece out on too. Now, listen, now listen, they also will listen, one thing about Mesapey, they got this thing called, listen, the crop preserver, right? It's bald, deodorant, and moisturizer. Would you get that for your man, right? I'm telling you, the shit work. I love it.

But ain't that, like, a great gift for women? Yeah. Like, you see what I'm saying? Well, we said, decorated piece. She's talking about, oh, the dicks that's been the war. I love those dicks. What type of war they've been to? Okay.

Merrill, we love you because I didn't expect you to agree with this nut-ass, nigga. Bye. Love you. But she agreed with your nut-ass. This is the whole thing. The whole thing is this. At the end of the day, I'm trying to get dudes right. I'm telling you, you want to be right for your woman.

Because when your shit is right for your woman and you just, you know what I mean? That's when you just want to walk around the creak-ass-knack. You niggas pull them out, pulling out, decorated little dicks. No, no, man. Let me take some. When your dick little, it don't matter if it's decorated or not. No, no. It ain't getting the job done.

I pull this wild piece out on it. I pull this wild piece out on her. And it don't matter if you get the job done. But I got to find out of two want me to decorate this dick. If you want me to decorate this dick, I'm going to get the man cave. Everybody out there, listen, everybody out there. What's it called? What's it called?

Mancape. Listen, man-scape. I'm going to get the Manscape kit ASAT. Listen, but see, this is the old twist. You want me to decorate the cake. Everybody out there, go to manscape.com, man. You get 20% off. free shipping, use the cold game.

G-A-M-A-cold game, man. I'm telling you, listen, that ball deodorant, moisturizing. You needed it, too, because they said your nuts was... Oh, man, it just had you like... They said your nuts smelled like African wolf-pussing. That's how... As soon as you were doing, it's just like, your nuts sing like,

shuby-duby. I'm telling you, man. It's something spectacular. Let's get in a million dollars worth a game, man. Let's get in a million dollars worth a game, man. Let's... Okay, first of all, we, first of all, I was going to start it off with something, but unfortunately, you...

You brought all this dumb-ass shit in here. Tell what you cooking niggas of Chi-Chi today. So go ahead and put your Chi-Chi together. We're going straight to stories from the cell. I'm going to show this. Stories from the cell was bought for you. Right, this right here is a stinger bowl. This bowl right here is where you cook all your stuffing, right?

You cook all your stuffing in this bowl right here. So to the people that's listening, right now he has a, what was that could be considered? He has a container that he's put in water. You usually just be like the cookie bowl. He might have been in the jail before. Hold on. He has a oodles and noodles, a couple packs of oodles and noodles. He has dash seasoning.

He has paprika. He has honey. He has barbecue sauce. And he has an extension cord, salt and pepper, and a pair of fucking fingernail clippers. See, now, now let me start this off first. Right here, this is a bowl. Usually they have a cookie bowl when you're in jail, right? You have a cookie bowl when you're in jail.

Now, now, you had a cookie bowl when you're in jail. That mic is a little, uh, use a microphone fiend. Listen, you have a cookie bowl when you're in jail, right? So this is where you cook you. I'm talking about these of the real dudes that's in the penitentiary. They had like stingers and all that stuff. They understand this bowl right here. This bowl right here, this is where the water go at.

You throw your little salt in here because what your salt is, it activate a stinker. We're not talking about the dudes that do county jail bits where they just use hot water from the hot water sink and put in a chip bag, wrap it up in the towel. We're talking about real cooking right here. This is what you call the stinger, right? I'm going to show you how to make this stinger first

before I even start prepping my stuff. You take an extension cord, right? You usually have fingernail clippers off a commissary, right? And you take this right here and you cut it, right? You put this through here. So right now this dude is cutting an extension cord for I don't know what reasons. Now I'm going to give you the game. Right with a fingernail clip.

Right here. See this? This right here is going to turn it to your stinger. Your stinger is where you get the heat from, where you really cook your food in its next level. Okay. I'm talking about your food be next level, right? And this is very important in the process of having a great hot meal.

I'm talking about the mill. I'm talking about like a restaurant meal. Something that weird is though. You have this meal and you just feel like, oh, my God. This is like, is I'm out of the job? He's really on some McGiver. He's twisting wires around that's hanging out of the end of an extension court. So he took the part of the extension cord where the actual plugs are and he cut it off with a with a toenail clipper.

now he has like the copper wiring and he's peeling it out and exposing the wires and then using the actual toenail clipper to twist it Mm-hmm Like this is some deep shit All this to eat some oodles and noodles Yeah yeah

But see you already had this You already had this made in your cell right Usually had this made in your cell already But what it is is that I'm making it for you guys So you can see the process of making a stinger from I'm talking about from the ground up right you are you most of the time you want the wires to be level and you want your shit to be on the same time so you don't have to uh what's name

and that's what that's what I'm focusing on right here but what are you going to plug that unto into I'm going to show you what I'm going to plug this into I know y'all guys is like you plug this into the wall to the socket plug what in you're not plugging that shit in the wall why I'm not why are you going to plug just wires in the wall bro that's how you got to plug the wire no you're not going to plug the wires in the wall Oh my God He's biting this shit Like you want some real live

Bullshit Like you're doing all this shit man Yeah this is what you gotta do I'm talking about You want a good meal You want your shit to be hot You want your shit to be right Yeah so he's sitting here

Biting it and twisting it And exposing more wires I don't understand what the fuck he's doing Now all this to eat some fucking noodles Man See y'all got to understand Something that's very important When you in jail

Everything is about McGiver McGiver tactics And I just want to make sure that the people out there can see Yeah, I don't know what the fuck All of their family members Oh, what is you doing? Like, he's all this time

He's been saying biting wires And she's trying to get a fucking, like I want this shit to be right. Now listen, let me tell you all something It's two type of stingers in jail You got these, you get these usually From the machine shop in the prison A piece of, a little piece of wood

It could be popsicle sticks or whatever Because this shit can't touch You want to have it separated, right? But the day I'm going to use the small-time dude's shit right here. And that is, right here, you can always get these off of a commissary, right? You get these fingernail clippers off a commissary. This nigga just broke a fingernail clipper down in two seconds. Yeah, he did.

Like, that's just crazy. See this right here? And there's multiple ways that you could go with this, right? All right. Let me just say something, bro. Get the fuck away from me just in case you shock yourself. Don't fucking touch me, man. And see, you could break this right here.

I'm not going down with you. See this right here? You can break this, right? This could be broken. Break what? What are you supposed to explain it to the people? Right here, right here. See, right here?

You can break this finger. We don't even know what it is. You can break what? It's a fingernail clipper. Oh, okay. See, you can break this. And when you break the fingernail clipper right here, these two right here, this shit right here, this, these two things right here, you can separate them. And they're going to be your stinger.

All right. What's going to supply everything you need? Yeah, this shit looks cool. It look crazy, don't it? Yeah. He's really breaking this down trying to make it. Fucking Chi-Chi. All this, bro.

Like, by time you that did all this, bro, I wouldn't have been hungry no more. I didn't be, like, I'm cool, my nigga. Like, I don't want that shit. You wouldn't say that. Right. You're doing all this extra shit. You would have never said that. You got to do all this shit to eat.

Like, I'm cool, my nigga. I'm going to wait a child in the morning. Yeah, can't you just get your food from the hole? Like, and if you shock yourself, bitch, do not touch me. I'm not fucking playing. I think this is because he was. I'm going to keep it all the way real. If you die, our ratings are going through the roof.

So that's why I'm letting you do this shit. Yeah, I mean, we're going to beat everybody on the charts. You die. I'm more worried about this whole fucking spot catching on fire. We upgrade in your position, Dev. Be gilly on fucking Dev. What the fuck is? As soon as he plugged this motherfucker,

soon as he plugged this bitch up and go in the hit and go in the dead and die. Yeah, so why would. And you just eat out of the kitchen. Because you mean to tell me you came home to do it, you did a nice deal with bars to electrocute yourself about some noodles and noodles. Yeah, because he wanted them to taste the way they tasted it in jail. I want you to taste. They don't taste the same on the stone.

I don't want to cook them in a pot. Nick came in here early in the morning with all this dumb-ass shit. We're like, nigger, what the fuck is that? I'm cooking a stinger today. Hold on. Look at what he's doing right now, bro. You're cooking a stinger. I mean, you're cooking a cheese.

For niggas that's home I'm like That's how you know He's been locked up too long He's He's strong to break this with I don't have nothing on this table Like in the cell you

It just had a metal join That you'll be That you'll be You're not talking to mic Yeah I cut myself My fault Yo he's Oh my God

Who went Chi Chi with blood on it Like Hand sanitizer Oh my gosh That's not how you do it Oh my God Oh my God Man

What is this doing, bro? I cut my hand. Bro, we don't understand what's happening right now. Oh, my God, this nigga bleeding. He's putting blood on the noodles. This shit is crazy. Don't worry about it, y'all. I ain't eating none of that shit.

A little whits' name, you ain't got to eat it. Don't worry about it. So, now what? Now what are you doing? You don't know. I know what the fuck I'm doing. I'm a legend. I don't want to hell I'll let you as the chef up North shit

taking 45 fucking minutes of cooker to get the stinger right. Right. I don't want to hear that shit. Yeah, I could have put this shit in the microwave right in the other room and we'd have been eaten already. Like, we don't want to hear. None of that shit about you was the chef up north. What is that a toothbrush? You would have got left up north, but you was the chef up north.

He's putting rubber bands. This nigga making this nasty ass contraption. Like, what the fuck? We can't even explain to y'all what he's making to all the, listeners, we can't even explain to y'all what he's making because this shit don't even even cut itself in here. He, you know, I mean, he's dropping blood all on the

noodles. So he broke a he broke a toenail clipper in half and then in between the toenail clipper, there's like, is that a toothbrush? What is that? Plastic thing. What is it? Wallow? In between it. Oh, it's a toothbrush.

It's a toothbrush. And then he put it in between like a sandwich and then he wrapped those up in rubber bands and put them at the edge. of a power cord. Now he's trying to take this power card and he's going to plug it into the wall and plug the other end of the power cord. He's going to drop it in water right now.

Yo, bro, if this shit catch on fire, bro, real shit. Wallo. Wallo. Yo, wallow. Oh, my God. As you can see, as you can see, as you can see, The stinger is operating in here You see it operating

I'm ready to have it filled on It's over any water in there Is water in here is jumping And I'm putting more water in here So I get my stinger piping hot Yo my nigger Yo bro The power going to fucking go out

Of some shit The power would not go out Watch this As you can hear it They can't hear that on that microphone They should be able to hear You need me to put cell to v eggs in No, you don't need no sound effects.

Y'all can see it. Dude, that water got how fast as shit. Yeah, but that water brown is shit, too. You got hot. No. That shit looked like dirty bath water. No, because you can use the stinger of plates, right? You can use plates from like a machine shop.

But listen, listen, but when you're using this, when you're using fingernail clippers, the coloring from the fingernail clippers come off, but it's cool. You just need the water hot. Now it's time for me to make the Chi-Chi. I'm going to sit this down on the floor before I go in. Now, y'all see the steam coming off of it. Steam is coming off of that. For these guys that think it was a joke, oh, okay.

They can't hear you, Wallow. I'm going to show you what's going on now. Now all this stuff right here, this is out of the way. Now is game time. Chi-Chi time. Put some headphones on Wallow so he could tell that, you know, yeah, you got plenty of. Hello? Yeah, Chi-Ci time. Here we go.

All right, so now you have two packs of tuna. This is spicy to. Right now. You will be spicy. My floor is buzzing. Right here. Like, literally my feet are. buzzing. You hear the stinger.

Look, look how dirty that water is. Yeah, and literally... You're not using the water. You're cooking in a bag in the water. This water is not going to be used in the food. Oh, all right. Yeah. So as you hear this... Man, leave that shit on the table. Yo, yo, this shit is vicious. It's going to shake the table. Look. Now, listen, you break

your soup up. You can't break it too much because the bag will break. This idiot and ate some of my soup already. Is this the only way I eat noodles in the noodles. Now, Pete, watch this. Like this. I don't eat noodles and noodles cooked.

I only eat them like this. Yo. Now, watch this. You put your noodles in here. He's putting noodles inside of the, the, the oodles of noodles. He's putting them inside of a hers barbecue chip bag, the big kind. You can use any type of chip bag. Anybody have been in the penitentiary, they know the chip bags is always, you know,

the way to go. And it's just got to be a chip bag. It can't be a regular plastic bag because it don't. melt, right? No, you can use some plastic bags. They got to be strong. But as you see, the Stinger is going crazy over there. It's doing it's doing it. It's doing a one-two. Oh, don't worry about that. Little

little, what's the name? Now, listen. It's always good to have a cup of suit because he got more flavor in it. So, adds a little cup of suit. Crushing that up. He's adding this. He's basically making a bag with all these different flavors in there. He's got it. Cup of soup got great flavor. So he put

he got a big bag of barbecue chips. He emptied his chips out. He put two packs of noodles and noodles in there, and now he's putting a couple of noodles in there. I always usually have a bag close to me. Throw all my stuff away. All the stuff that I'm not using. I'm also going to use this seasoning right here.

Oh, yes. By the way, at this moment right now, I'm catching a flash, man. This water that's looking is dirty as shit. You keep worrying about the water that's not getting used in here. You just use this. Now, if I would use the plates, it wouldn't have been because it's just getting all... When I pull this, when I pull this, what's name?

When I pulled the nail clip out, you're going to see that it... And get electrocuted. No, I'm not going to get electrocuted. You're going to see that everything came off of there. Right here, as you can see, everything is going, everything is going okay, right? This whole table is vibrating, y'all, if y'all... Yo, this, this, this nigger is crazy, man. I take this.

Oh, my God, this is... Oh, yes. Talk to me. Oh, yeah. So now he's putting this spicy tuna in there. Mm-hmm. That sound nasty, but go ahead. Oh, my God.

Did the spicy tune up in there? This dude, man. You got to try it, though, Dev. I ain't trying this shit. You got to try it, Dev. You can't be rock. This shit, do you see this water, dog? It's like putting something in the toilet.

Like, when they had them sandwiches in the toilet, dog. I really think you get electrocue and eating this motherfucker. Like, come on, man. Yeah, that's some dirty-ass water, bro. You worried about the water. Is this shit going to melt through the table, bro? For real, for real, for real. No, it's not going to melt through the table.

Y'all, y'all see. Yeah, because that shit might melt through that container. Y'all is it going to melt through this container for real? I know what I'm doing. Y'all, y'all true civilians. Y'all sounded real crazy right now. Okay. I sound crazy, but you got a fucking extension cord plugged into my wall.

Normal life, you got the other end cut off dipped in water. That's normal life for me. True. Now, you get this right here, this papariga is always good because what it do is, it color and stuff. Usually, you still is from the kitchen. you still is from the kitchen but it gives you great coloring

when this happened when it's all sitting and done you're going to love it you're going to be like this guy this is a mill a real penitentiary mill anybody that know me just watching this

and if you ever walk past my cell when we was in the joint and I was making one of these great meals just throw a thumbs up you know who I am Now what I'm going to do what I'm going to do right now hold up

I'm going to unplug this right I don't want you all to be Oh, what's name? Don't worry about that. I'm going to unplug that stuff. But when I plug it back up, this is going to cook in no time. You're going to plug it back. I got to plug it back up when I'm cooking this.

Now, this right here is real simple. Everything is already in there. All I need is a little green pepper, right? A little quick green pepper. I could have got you a cutting board or something. I don't need a cutting board, but we don't use cutting board in jail. You use the top of your bowl, your rubber-made bowl, that you bought off a commissary.

So right now he's cutting up green peppers on a rubber made bowl the top of it. All this to make something to eat, bro. Like, this shit is goofy. Like... See, the whole thing is... I'm tired.

I mean, in the cell. People in the free world, they're impatient. When you're in jail, you got all the time in the world. When you're locked in your cell, talking to your cellie about back in the day, the girl that left you,

who she's screwing that. you see what I'm saying all that type of stuff you got nothing but time and that's what I got Tom well how many green peppers you gotta put it in my car

oh no me I like flavor my shit anybody that know me you gotta have the more flavor the better the more flavor the better

right here Deb you gonna taste some we'll see if you're alive at the end of this whole shit I'll be alive we're gonna eat these at your funeral nigger if you did

We're going to make sure everybody got a motherfucking Chi-Chi. Well, you're taking too long to put that shit in there, man. I'm not taking too long. Have patience, bro. You have nothing but time. It's going to be an extra long episode, a million dollars worth of game. That's what they want. They want a long episode.

They want to know how to make a Chi-Chi in the crib. Anybody that want to know all you girls out there that's holding your men down that want to know what your boyfriend going through right now? Look at a million dollars worth a game. You're going to see exactly how your boyfriend make his meal in jail. When you be sending him that commissary money, this is the meal he makes. It's crazy because now y'all could, y'all could actually have a Chi-Chi prepared for when y'all fuck one of them, uh, Fee-Fis, and then you know you got to eat

something after you nut, then you got a, you got a Chi-Chi to eat, Chi-Chi's and Feefees. I'll tell you, man, Chi-Chi's take too long, man. No, he just don't have no patience. That nigga was in the cell, Chi-Chi, do you love me? Am I writing? Yo, yo, yo, at the, yo, a Chi-Chi after Fifi is something else. Now, for real Chitia at the Fifi

Now for real, though, I want some real stuff, though I'm gonna tell you some real stuff A lot of them dudes They made Cheetis because they never They call this dirty rice right here This is this called dirty

Because the cheechee You don't need no more onions Don't tell me what I don't need, man You got onions on my tape Bro like the table going stink, bro Don't worry about it, I got you Don't need no more onion All right

weather that shit around man Let's see how you cook your shit up You got to put water in there? Yeah, you got to, yeah. It's going to be a little moist. Watch this. Oh, and then it's going to boil from there. Okay.

Why you got honey? Because you put it on after the fact, Vita. Yo, this sounds disgusting. This is disgusting. I'd rather eat diarrhea of shit out of a chip bag. Then eat this shit One thing that I know is Nigger eating

I'd rather eat diarrhea and shit Out of a sour cream of onion bag Before I eat this shit I'm just keeping the real With you player You're taking too fucking long To put this bullshit ass Gigi together man

Game time Game time What the fuck So he's now He's just pouring water inside of this chip bag over and over getting it shaking this okay so now he's finally and when you do this you like this you do this right here to make sure it ain't no it ain't no holes in that shit in your bag game time now he's putting a rubber band on the chip bag to make

sure it's closed this is way too much work get me a candy bar here we go skikers so now he's about to electrocute himself again is he bro that shit gonna start burning bro let me do what I do get it away from the wall at least don't scare listen y'all scare get it away yes nigga of electricity why don't you put it up here so we could see it

no he's gonna be oh it's on the table all right go ahead go ahead nigga go ahead you got the motherfucking table so what now how long this joint take to cook do you got something I can put over there to death like to keep it warm like a shirt or something do you have anything give me give me something

Give me something I can put over there Take your shirt off Put it over it Yeah, yeah, yeah Wrong with you Set this bar store Oh he got a wife beat on the day He usually be necking out of this junk

He shit it on itself the other day too We're gonna talk about that too Don't think I'm gonna let that go My hoodie is cool My hoodie can get clean But the hoodie So you're about to put that on top Yeah because what it do is

It holds that cord falls back It holds the heating Yeah then now this niggas using a shirt as the top of a pan. So how long do we got to cook? It cooked for a minute. Why would something cloth be near a wire? Don't worry about it.

I got this. Dev, when you're in jail, you got to do, you got to do what you got to do in jail. Okay, so how long does that need to cook? Take a cook up to 10 minutes. It cooked. Oh, 10 minutes. Okay, cool. All right.

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I know you didn't think I was going to get past this you've been sick for three days right more than that from like from like Friday to like it was crazy man he was in the car on his way to a meeting and he thought he farted but he shitted on himself and what's so crazy about it on the way to a meeting on a way to a meet he shit on but listen what's so crazy is you know he with him Ithaca draws right you know they're tight around the thighs right none of this shit couldn't get out it was trapped down that's good he had the ithaca diapers on he was sitting

that's good and the whole time he ride he's sitting his shit it's all bushy on his ass he's trying to keep he tried to keep adjusting himself he's like i'm like damn low like at 40 years old loo you shouldn't be shitting on your No, this is what happened, y'all. Like, what's up with L.C.L., man, loose cheeks.

I was thinking. I took so much. I took anything under the sun. What's up with your cheeks all loose, man? So what happened is, I'm driving, right? Nick, she came out like a fountain suit. Listen, I'm driving and I thought I farted, right? Uh-huh. I already explained that. No, fuck that.

When I realized, I said, whoa, it was what? I said, whoa. So I leaped up like this in the seat. I was like this in the seat. I had to lean up. I'm like, because I can't, I ain't want that shit to hit my seat in my car because I felt it on my,

my deed of sweat. So I'm like, hold it, hold the fuck up. So as I'm linked up like this, I'm linked up. I had to pull my, pull my hoodie off, right? Pull my motherfucking hoodie off. Put it underneath.

And sit on my hoodie. So I'm like, I'm like, oh my God. But he was a whole, like, 35 minutes away from his house. So he had to ride. He had to sit. So I'm like, it was a wild feeling. Anybody never felt this feeling

It's like man Like driving in shit Is a shitty drive It's like It's a shitty situation I was driving and shit How you shit on yourself, bro Man listen

All them fluids that was coming up Listen I was drinking so much orange I'm trying to drug like two bal You fuck you mean Yeah You're shit on yourself Two weeks ago

Oh Thank you Two weeks ago And yo You know Two weeks ago And I was like Damn is this 40

Like I'm up to come up on 40 You, you niggas, y'all rap group, new rap group, LCG, loose cheeks gang. No, it's not that. They lay, hey, buck that be rocked, they LCG, baby. Loose cheeks, gang. This is the thing. I was impressed because I caught it with the cheeks and was able to hold it. You a cheek catcher?

Listen, I caught it, I caught it. He caught it with his cheek. I caught it because this was the whole thing. When I went and checked my draws, my drawings, my dress. girls was squeaky clean, but trust and believe when I grabbed that Tallipa. It was real. It was real. So you're a shit cat.

Hey, man. He's a cheek cat. Hold on. He said, as the shit was dropping out of my anal, I squeezed my cheeks at a 40 degree angle. Bro, the thing is I knew my stomach was rumbling real crazy

and then I just thought I could get the fart off. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on. what's wrong with you niggas that you niggas are shitting on yourselves like bro, anybody can do that I'm trying to figure out you niggas shitting on yourself

listen he's checking on this food right now why would you touch that with your bare hands he's niggas and his shit on themselves Gil did it before too he tried on front man I peed in the bed once and I was dreaming

I was dreaming that I was actually at the toilet pissing so like that's totally different y'all niggas play for the shitsberg Steelers. Y'all niggas actually can't control what come out your ass. No, man. It's like it when it's liquidy and you fart, man,

anything can happen, bro. All right. Yeah, okay, plan. You niggas is out of pocket. Like, he ain't here checking on his cheat-chee now. That definitely wasn't 10 minutes. Listen, he's smelling it. Just smelling, Dave.

Smell it. I ain't going to lie. It smells. All right. Okay. It smells all right. Boy, let's see you eat some. Now, remember, I was very impressed by the, by the Fifi.

Dog, why are you eating it down there? Yo, he's eating straight out the bag, too, all crazy? Like, how are you eating it down there? Like, the niggas can't see what you doing? Like, come on, man. I'm testing it. I'm making sure if there need more food. Damn, bro.

Yo, this dude is a animal right now. Like, yo, what are you doing, man? At this moment, I'm currently getting a flashback. He's a fucking sad. He really looked like a caveman out here, fucking bringing sticks together, man. You got to put some more? You got to do it again? No, that's cool.

I just wanted to be, I like how I like to go my seat a little bit more. So he's stretch more. No one can hear you, but go ahead. Right. Like, so you got to cook it more? I wanted to stretch more. Oh. So he put more water in more like cold water.

So now he's re-rubbered. banding it and putting it back in because it didn't meet quality of control. This is the first episode of cooking with crooks or cooking with convicts. You know what I'm saying? Our new cooking show. Cooking with convicts. Hey, hey, hey. So what, so the one thing, the one thing that I, you know, y'all could have sworn a fucking lights blink just now on some real shit.

The one thing we did learn is that he don't know how to probably, he don't know when his shit done. Yeah, right, right. He got to keep cooking his shit. You don't know what it's done. You ain't no true veteran because you would have knew how much time exactly it needed. No, I'm a little rusty. It's been some years.

Let's get into, okay, so we get into this next segment. So you don't have control over your ass cheeks? No, what happened was, that was a moment I knew. never thought when you know to be 40 years old and saying to yourself do i need a diaper because i like a diaper would say changed my life had like you did you had an ithaca diaper on them tights when they had all the shit trapped in so it was like a diaper it was the same mine is because i was just sick and i was drinking a lot of water him i don't know his asshole might have been compromised he was in a he was in a jail cell for a long he has a compromised

asshole it's been 20 years you know what i mean different reasons that's that's the that's the real problem asshole too open I shit just fall out yeah it's all the searches I ain't saying there had to be a boy doing nothing to you but the searches you had to keep busting it open every day you bust your own open every day this dude man this dude this dude is wild man he would love to be

search here search me you want to search me officer I might got something on me hey that's him he'll love to get searched day day let's get into who would you be you get injected you a guy you get injected with AIDS now come on you don't know you get

With AIDS, right? But you get paid $5 million a year, and they give you all the medicine. So you're going to be cool, but you just got that package. So do you be sick or you just like, you be sick? No, no, no, you're cool. You cool, but you just got that package, and they're giving you $5 million a year. You get injected with herpes, but they give you 200 bands a year. But you know, that shit be popping up on you at any time.

Yeah, I mean? Or they give you $30,000 for one month. And you got the chlamydia, you got that hot sausage all month. That's a stack of day. That's a stack of day. Burning. It's a stack of day. Who are you going to be?

Yo. You're going to be herpy handcuffs? For those that never had the hot sausage, just imagine flames coming out of your penis when you're using the bathroom. My son just had that. And you're trying to come on why you keep telling on him? He did. And listen, and listen, guys.

And you're trying to hold every time a little piss come out, you grab it, you just keep grab, you keep throwing it in the headlock. So what you're trying to say? You take them 7-Eleven slurpees, or you'll take that package? How did the herpes work? They're here and there? I think they just pop up on you. Listen, that 30 days of fire, I don't think I could do it, man.

30 days of fire is crazy. Like flames coming out of your dick for 30 days? Yeah. Your niggas is crazy. Okay, so you're taking herpes. You herpy hand. cop and that's only 365,000 a year if you keep letting it rock for the year

that's all that is so you ain't fucking with it you going with the herpes and your shit be bumped up like you're John turned into it like he said the Nestle Crunch your whole joint I got good with a hot sausage no it depends on the date when it happened they're going with the package

you give me five million I take the package they have ticket eats he already a raw boy He probably already got it, I got it already. About going to take $5 million. Yeah, yeah, $5 million. I'm taking out the package already. Yeah, so, yeah, he's one of the wrong.

He won't get a fuck. He fucking everybody raw, this whole life. Fucking fiends and anything, we're on the bad. You know, that was your old. Let me tell you some. V, what's this shit when it came out four years ago. He's like, damn. This shit came out too late.

I'm fired out of shit. I never knew. He already got me. This nigga fuck, this nigga fuck 70% of the women in this life raw. No, 100%. He's 100 for 100. You know 100%, digger. His percentage is every athlete in the history of life.

Fuck out of here, dude. His percentage rate, you know how they'd be having a percent. Like, I didn't know it, like, sports percentages. Unbelievable. He's a Hall of Famer. He's a Hall of Fame and fucking Raw. And a Rawl Association of America. Like, he is.

The Rawl Association of America is a Hall of Fame. So what you take, I'm not only a client. I'm the raw president. I'm taking a hot sausage. So you're going burned. Like you said, this is the shit really burned. Let it burn, let it burn You don't find

Wasn't that us just song 30 grand now Nigger let me tell you some You think I'm taking herbies You think I'm taking the 7-11 slurpees A whole fucking 32 ounce of 7-11 slurpees When you gotta go to a wedding You gotta go somewhere this week

And your lip just start bumping Right that's that happened too right I don't know is that herpes too I think that's something different Because little kids could get that I think that's like cold source and shit I think it's a different kind of herpes Is cold slores a form of herpes?

It is. But it's not the, it's not the same thing. Yo, yo, yo. My fault, I had to let that out. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, gill shit it on itself. He'll just shitted on itself. He'll just shitted on itself. Yo, yo, yo.

I've been holding that my fucking for like 15 minutes. Yo, why would he point his ass? At me. You know, that's so shit they're doing jail to, like, show their territory. Like, yo, smell what it can be smelled. Wait, wait, wait, hold on. I don't point my ass at nobody. We're going to rewind him.

We go rewind there. We go rewind it. This whole Chi-T got me feeling like I'm in jail. So I'm saying, this nigga just come at me. Did he offer me something? Is he offering me on a date in jail? Because I feel like I'm in jail right there, the stinker running, my shit out there. I feel like I'm in jail right now.

So I'm just saying, did he offer me his ass? I don't know. You be the judge. But it's looked like that there was an ass offering. We're going to have to replay that real quick. No, the fuck y'all, I ain't offering it, nigga. Fuck is you talking about. Hey,

Hey, Hey, let me just say this. Oh, but Dad may say what he going to do? You just, Oh, you already got AIDS. All right, cool. He's cool.

Niggas just going to give me AIDS. You know what I'm saying? Dad already got the hit. He cool. Let me, what's the top five white, white rappers are all time? Ooh.

You already know who number one. Who? Without a dope. White rapper. It don't even need to be said. Eminem. Yes, Marshall Mathers. He is.

You got to say Eminem. You got to say Eminem. You got to say Eminem. Matt Miller. Yellow Wolf? I say Mac Miller. What about Asher Rolf? Asher Rolf was that dude.

He was kind of like an M&M for a little. Action Bronson. Mm. Ghost face. Yo, I used to like Action Bronson used to sock niggas at this shit, right? Wowling. Yeah, that nigga just wow. Macklemore.

G. Easy. I mean, not Maclemore, not for me, but I get it. He did his thing. Paul Wall. Yeah, Maclemore did his thing. Paul Wall. That was my nigga.

Paul Wall. You know, I got to get it. He got plants. I got the pump. That was my shit. I got to get my bull in there. Oh. Oh, vanilla ice.

This is my guy. Man, shut up, man. Come on, man. Marky, Mark. Don't ever mention vanilla ice after you mentioned this nigga, gripping grain. You know, that nigga was real smooth. I'm just saying, like, oh, oh, you're not going to disrespect ice in front of me. Ice was the legend.

Rolling and my 5.0 with my rag tap down so my hair can blow. Oh, this nigga really knows the bars. Let's see. Go ahead. Let me see some more. You know some more? Let's get it. Doong, doong, do, do, do, do, d'o, d'em.

Ice, baby. D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D. Ice, baby. That was, like, you got to understand, that whole vibe? Was corny as shit. No, it wasn't. No, ice was not corny. Fuck out of here.

He's a fucking hater. He's an fucking hater. He's ice-hater. What about Lil'Dickey? His name is spicy. Like, I'm not called nobody, Lord. Like, shout out to him, but I'm not called. He did his thing, man.

Him and Chris Brown with that video was fire. He definitely did his thing. What about Chris Young from the Bay Area? Gucci, Gucci, but what I'm- I hardly remember that. Let's come up with the top five. So, number one is Eminem. Without a doubt.

I say, where does Yellow Wolf going there? What about Kid Rock? My name is King. All right. Off of legendary status, he got to be in there. All right, so Eminem, Kid Rock, Kid Rock. Kid Rock. Shit.

Oh, hold the fuck up the Beastie Boys. Yeah, we said that. We said that. Beastie Boys put them in there. That's three. That's three. But let's put Beastie Boys above Kid Rock. Fuck that.

what about what's what was up with post malone is he a rapper did we disrespected mac miller and them like this dude really rap man now we brought them up gee easy though is way more small like g easy come across almost like i peter mac miller and mac miller from pennsylvania mac miller's in there i think asher roth is too asser ross in that's the five they both from philly come on man how you go cheat like that no mac millie's from pittsburg what about weird al yankovig oh my man we're out he's a fucking legend see y'all be no ho ho ho ho ice oh oh oh oh You're talking about your cellie? Who?

What? You mean my cellie? What are you talking about, though? He was locked up with a nigga named weird-all Yankee dick. No, he's like, he's lying on me. I'm just saying he's lying on me. That was your celly. Was that one of the diggers you was prostituting out, but he only did hand jobs?

Is that what it is? Weird out-y-dick-dick-dick-dick? Hold on. Is it owl or ow? Like, weird-au-y-kid-kid-kid-dik. Can I just want to get this off? Y'all too have a crazy, y'all had these crazy sexual fantasies about jail. All your jail fantasies be sexual.

No, no, no, no. I mean that y'all both spicy. And y'all wish y'all was in jail to be sex, to be sex. Okay, hold on. Let me just say this. Anytime I talk to you, you had a different, you had different cellies sometimes. And I remember one of your cellies. I remember one of your cellies name was Al.

So I just figured that was weird owl, yank your dick. That was, no, no. That was crazy, ow, man. I never seen him about no fucking weird owl. Crazy, Al. What was crazy about him? There was a lot of stuff crazy about him. He woke you up in the middle of the night,

talking about, let's get physical. He was giving you low. He was giving you little pumps, nigger. He was giving you little punts. Let me see your body talk. If somebody has to be up like that. First of all, hold on. First of all, just for the record, y'all know Wallow won the, uh,

Wallow was the two-time state penitentiary talent show winner back to back. Come on. I never won no fucking talent show. What the fuck I look like being in a talent show in jail? That's the most crazy shit. Hold on. They don't have. They don't have nothing like that in jail.

Every fucking week here, I just got all this. Hold on. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold on. What's their talent shoes in jail? You're going to sit here alive? Talent shoes? I don't know. I don't know.

Where niggas performed? I don't know nothing about talent shows. Because when they called me up, talk about you did T.I. Join over. You don't, now you're going to sit here and look at me, bitch, like you don't know what I'm talking about. What T.I. Joan. Chee-chee's on deck, cigarettes all night. You can meet me in myself.

Well, you can have whatever you like. Yeah. He was all up there. I want your body. You need your body. He's lying on me. When anything I love, you fucking lying. You take that smut off my name, man.

You want it. You got to come get it and try to broke motherfuck. Be quiet. They told me. You ain't think I was going to get the call, huh? You don't think I was going to get the call, huh? Let me get this right. You're trying to say I was offering my innocence.

No, I'm just trying to say He had the jail going crazy. You wasn't innocent, he was in the talent show. He was up there, Chee, cheese on deck, cigarettes all night. You can beat me in my cell, boy,

and you can have whatever you lie. He's like, I never was in no talent show, man. This guy's lying on me. Oh, you just performed in the yard. Nicky just performed in the yard. When they weren't crazy, they gave him a standing ovation when he went to,

I want you. your body need your body long as you got low you don't need no come I don't trust that bitch you know I don't trust that bitch and the second year he was two cox your core come on man he was all in there all lies on me come on man yo he was he was all in there all lies on me come on man done with this you finish but yeah but you know we forgot that we need low pump low pump right low it's low pump right no we got our top five white rappers

Eminem was number one uh-huh Beasty Boys is number two yeah Kid Rock was number three y'all is kid rock a rock a rock I think he rapped man for real yeah all right cool uh who was number four I don't y'all said some people from philly but what about house of pain jump around do what's the boy ever last No, I'm putting Mac Miller and I'm putting Yellow Wolf. All right. I'm cool with that.

Yo. Okay. So now he got honey. He got noodles. He got honey. He got... That's just where it gets nasty. That's where it's disgusting.

Shut up, Dad. That's crazy, bro. You put honey and barbecue sauce on his noodles. Dave, you just shit it on yourself. So did you. Get the microphone, man. Dave, you just shit it on yourself. You don't have a voice.

All right, so he's putting barbecue sauce on this. Right here, right? And remember, this is spicy tuna mixed with barbecue sauce. You want to taste this, Tiff? I don't, to be honest. Will you taste it? I will, but I don't want to. Listen, you can use your hands.

Take a hand for it. Dog, I'm not a savage like that, man. Man, give me the knife, man. Come on, dear. Give me the top to that, John, man. Y'all making it too. Dig your hands in their jail style one time. Fuck out of here, man.

This nigga. When you did Chi-Chi's, you got to act like you in jail, Duff. I'm going to see what this is. Well, he took a lot, too. I ain't going to lie. I'm going to keep it real with y'all. Keep it real. He went no motherfucking good time.

Dev like that shit. My nigger. Dad want to go to jail. My nigga. The fuck is a mad with you. My nigga, listen. Listen, listen. Listen, listen.

Doug, like, lock me up. Bro, bro, bro. Listen, listen, right now, yo, I salute you, my nigga. Hey, this is, yo, listen, no disrespect to my meal prep men's shotgun, shoddy, dog, he's shitting on you. I want this, dog, as my meal prep, bro, real shit. Wait, hold on. So you said that shit good? Bro, this shit is not regular.

Dog, this is good as a... Yo, you didn't even get B-Rock. No, fuck B-Rock. B-rock. B-rock. Scoops some off that plate, B. Rock, one time. Just see, just see what it is, B. Rock. See what it's it for, Rock.

No, it's banging, dog. That shit bang, bro. It got a good after tasting everything, dog. No, it's not. Hold on. Just with a record, my camera man's going for seconds. No, no, no. He's licking the plate.

He's now licking it. That's shit good. This shit, no. I ain't going to lie, bro. That shit good like that? It really is. I would have never thought that combination of shit would taste good.

And it does. I'm not bullshitting, bro. So you, listen, right now, you're proving that jail niggas because your niggas, you made a top quality coach. You have I'm saying? Last time. You know what I'm saying? This niggis is making Gucci.

This niggas making food. And you didn't burn down the studio. I told you. So I'm happy as shit. So let them know all the ingredients for your motherfucking, uh, for your cheat-chee, man. Wow.

First, you need a silly like Gil to be sitting there talking to you. The motherfucker is offering whatever you need. Like you said, you can have whatever you like. That makes the whole process better. But all you need is some soups. All you need is some seafood from off a commissary. Wherever it be macros, wherever it would be tuna. A little Mrs. Dash from a commissary, throw you a little flavor in there.

Onions, green pepper. You see how the onions and green pepper set it off? Bro, it's great. You're amazing. that you this excited about this chichi. This nigga, look, and B-R-R-B-Row. No, because I really wish that he made way more. Yo, that's crazy, bro.

And you ain't any shit with a nigga. You gave a nigga little piss, how you did in jail? Yeah. You put a little plate on a piece on a little... He could have more, but it would have cost him something. Listen, that's where it is. His innocence? No, I'm going to say it.

He would cost him as innocence? Nah. Huh? Nah. Look, he's sitting over there like this, too. No, it really did hit, bro. Come on, man. Let's get into an episode of a million dollars.

for game. He says, yo, Gilly, I got a million dollars for game question for you. It's not necessarily a straight up question. More or less, I'm asking for advice. Can you give us some game on the music

industry? And how getting on, how I can get on. Well, let me just say this. First and foremost, you got I'll work these niggas. Because as of right now, it's probably 60,000 rappers. in Philadelphia alone.

So you times, that times, every other city all over the world, you really behind the eight ball. Motherfuckers that want to rap in 2020 is really behind the eight ball. Like, your shot of making it is like none and what's less than none? It's not like, well, it can't be less than none.

What's, what's it like? Your chances of making it as a rapper in this world is none and then what's less than none? like you all got a shot it's a lottery ticket you say they chances of what of making it as a rapper in 2020 is none and what's less than none none of none okay so if you if you think you're going to be successful in this music industry you got to outwork probably four million motherfuckers are all across five six seven million motherfuckers all across the country because that's how many rappers it is in just the United States alone if it's not more than that so you got to outwork them number one number two you got to have good content number three you got to be active on your socials because socials media is the way of life now but the flip side of that is it's easier to get on than it was back in the day because you could get get right on from your living room if you do the right shit so is a gift and a curse it's so many much more people rapping than it was back in the day but also to get on back in the day you had to bump in the puff you had to wait outside of concert hope you see somebody rat for them

now you could post some shit up and everybody could see you from wherever you record in that right and you got a chance to go viral you can get a magical repost for you from somebody or something. And it's just that easy. So understand that. Repost isn't as powerful as people think they is. Right. But it's just that it's a possibility where he's saying before you used to go up to New York,

stand outside that building, hoping you see somebody. Repost is extremely powerful. Let's not get this twisted. Repost is extremely powerful when the person that's reposting you send traffic to your page and then when they get to your page, you actually got some shit going. right because then the people that's coming to your page will actually push follow and stay there see a repost don't mean shit to somebody who ain't got shit going on or they'll go to your link because motherfucker right a motherfucker might go to your link and might purchase something and might see something new that they like it

but when you ain't got nothing going on and you want to repost and you get that repost and you get that repost and you ain't get no followers you ain't get no traction from it is because the motherfuckers that went to your page seeing that you didn't have shit going on. You didn't have nothing to land them on. You didn't have nothing to keep them there. So at the end of the day, you got to work hard, you got to put your content out, you got to market yourself, you got to be an animal on them fucking socials, whether it's Facebook, whether it's Twitter, whether it is Instagram, whether, every platform that

you could possibly, you know, market yourself on, you got to do it. And you got to understand, don't base your success off how many likes you get. Oh, man. They only a certain amount of people like that. They don't like this record. No, bro. You got to keep it pushing. Keep it pushing.

Keep promoting. Keep pushing yourself because when you're starting off as an independent artist, you're marketing and promotion. So if you and the niggas that's around you ain't marketing and promoting your shit, how are you going to blow? That's the number one problem with a lot of these artists out here. They'll be doing rap. You've got a 15 homies, but none of your homies got your shit on their page.

Right. I never understood that. Right. You got all these homies, but none of them don't have your album come out. You're not there avi. They don't constantly post you. But when you go on that tour, they're going to want to be it on that tour bus. Yes, sir.

They're going to want to soak up all, they're going to want all the amenities that come. with you being a successful artist but they didn't want to hold you down but now that you're eating they're going to want a job they're going to want to roll they're going to want to bed on the tour bus they're going to want to get their dick sucked at the end of the night

when you get them at your shows they're going to want all the amenities all the shit that come with you being a popular rapper but your whole journey there them niggas didn't support you 100% they was them just in case niggas I'm here just in case you

naked, nigga. Yeah. So you got to understand, too, and understand that all your friends ain't, some friends is, or you, you're just my homie, and some friends is, yeah, you're my homie, but we also do business together, too. You got to understand how to separate the two. You feel what I'm saying? Because at the end of the day, sometimes you got to love niggas from a distance.

I got, I got homies that when I chose to say, you know what, I just got locked those 82 pounds of weed, you know what? My wife was, life was on a line. I got homie's lives was on a line. My homie wife was on the line. You know what? I'm, I'm, I'm a distance myself away from the bullshit. I had to distance myself away from some nickers.

Because I said, y'all niggas ain't taking the same path I'm taking. You niggas still want to operate outside the law. I'm cool. We still homies, but we're going to be homies from a distance. I got to love you from a distance, nigger. Because I ain't going down on your indictment, nigga. Because you're going to tell. the next time something happened i understand so at the

no i don't know what the fuck you tell you're gonna talk about the niggas was going to tell you he tried to sneak that in there and he almost tried to trick you he got it i thought he was talking about the nigger like i know he's about me it's cool yeah all right so at the end of the day man that's how you got to play it out here man and and all you youngest that wanted in the music industry if you really want it you'll put the work in and god to see you want it and he's going to put a

blessing on you yeah and do the team get your team together get your team you see Drake and all them he got the same dudes with him team you only as strong is your team that's what you got to understand let's get into uh I've seen this on the internet some chicks was in an Uber and young Jack was driving an Uber and they went off on them they automatically judged them oh you must be fucked up you driving umbers like damn like and I and young Jack has been on, like, loving hip hop for, like, the last fucking... Yeah, six years.

Like... He got a legendary dance. Right. So, like, what, how do y'all feel about, is it cool? Is it should he be looked down upon? Because to me, it's like, it's like, if you knew yourself, when times get hard, sometimes you got to make a, you got to make a way.

He grinded. Right. Let me explain to him, I respect young John, because, listen, he got kids to take care. He can be doing a whole lot of other shit out here, breaking the law and jeopardizes his freedom. We ain't going to be able to be out with his kids. I respect the motherfucker that's going to say, you know what? I got to go get it to take care of minds.

Right. You know, you know, sometimes one thing about the industry, the industry don't love nobody. Right. Don't think because you're in the industry that all the shakes, the hugs, the parties, that shit going to end one day. Right. Once you stop being hotter, once you stop talking about you,

nobody care about you. But I really shout out the young jock because he ain't begging nobody he ain't running around he said man it is what it is make some money man right he got what he told he said I look at this as easy way I can make some money while I'm down to him

yeah he swallow his pride to get his bread that's on him but one thing one thing about his black people we love putting the foot on the motherfucking neck money down right like them same chicks might have sucked his dick 10 years ago

and what's cool is let me just say this to all you are artists you got to be mind for this don't forget what you was about to say either lo all you artists you got to be mine for this the same people you see on the way up it's the same people you see on the way down so on the way up when you think oh i got the new bentley now i got all the jewelry now all the bitch is sucking my dick now oh i'm a shit on everybody

oh fuck you nigger you understand that what goes up must come down So it's not too many people that's on top forever It's not too many Dr. Dre's out here It's not too many Jay Z's out here You know I mean, niggas had number one albums In the last 10 years And you don't even know who they are no more

Right Number one, I'm talking of number one songs Right, right And they're gone Right Nick might have the number one sing on the country For 42 week street and now You don't even know we're at now

Right But for the chicks like they're in the Uber You know what their situation is but you're in the Uber getting driven. You know what I'm just saying? I'm just saying it could be anything. I know. I know a millionaire.

No, no. That's why I said I don't know their situation. But bottom line is you getting a service for somebody. So to disrespect somebody that's giving you a service in any way, no matter who he is, she's trying to disrespect the person that's giving him a service. But that's the thing with our people. Our thing with our people is always to pull their phone got and expose somebody. Right.

That's the shit in the black culture. Right. Oh, I'm going to expose you. Oh, look at this. I could drive this shit off a cliff, bitch. Oh, Instagram. Oh, you know, everything is based off. and grand people don't really care about it and then you got to understand that you probably had two

this probably was two females who probably never been in a alarm light in their life correct so this was the most alarm like they ever got by posting that shit and you know sometimes people pop back off too let me tell you something instagram is so crazy and social media is so crazy that motherfuckers to do shit just to be talked about and have and get some acknowledgement for one day. They just pick their phone up, they see the comments, they get the DMs,

they just had this shit made day day. But one day. Two, three days later, nobody's talking about the shit. Nobody gives the fuck. Right. But long as they,

like, I get posts from people who ask me to post them up and it's like, post you up for what? What are you doing? What the fuck are you doing? But it's all the ego thing.

He posts me up. They go to my, page all day they get to read the comments they get to see I mean like damn 88 42,000 motherfuckers like my pick is all like

what does this shit mean yeah you you you got some love for a day but that's all motherfuckers want that's not love right explain what it is because you don't got on some niggas shit you know eat your cheat you

now you're in here super tired Yeah, he's sweating and everything. He put in at work. The niggins tell him, but that's not love. But real quick, real quick, this recently, he's the fuck up, man. I was looking at him, he just looked like one of my old cellies. Come on, but why was you spying? Bro, that's crazy.

But no, did you know that the dude that played Elvin? Did he used to do what way? No, I'm just saying he just looked like one of my old cellies. But go ahead. You know, the boy that used to play Elvin on the Cosby show? Wait, so you either Tici and the niggas start looking like your old cellie? No, I'm just saying. Fuck kind of freak shit you are there.

No, that's not, that's not, I'm not saying it like that. nigga, I eat it's, yo, I'm just saying. You look like my old silly. I'm just saying. Fuck, nigga, I stabbed this shit out you in this drunk, man. You're my family. You're sizing me up, nigga fucking, that's incest.

I'm not saying it like that. I'm not saying it like that. I'm not saying. How do fuck you eat a Cheechee? We haven't been doing the show. We 40 fucking four episodes in some shit like that all of a sudden. You eat a fucking, you cook a cheecee. You look like my salad.

The Chi Chi Chi fill his clip back up. His clip fool. Fuck is you. I don't look like I don't look like your celly nigger fuck as you talk about I look like your cousin motherfucker fuck right

fuck a 50 something you look like my you're starting to look more and more like big eyes fuck I don't Big hoss fuck as you talk looking like weird out

you're looking like weird out yanker dick more and more every day crazy out you're looking like crazy out man like this thing is It's crazy, man. But listen, man. Shout out to Wally.

He did his little thing right here with it. And Dev want him to make some more. I do. I'm going to keep it all we real. Dev would do a 60-day stint just so he gets some more of that shit. Now, you could make this thing shit in the pot, man. Look, B-Rock will be. Dad, would you be somebody's hell to eat a meal like that?

Hey, listen, yes, he would. Fuck out of here. Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something. And B-Rock, no more fucking cold cuts and hot fries at the border of him. He's going to have all the shit. No, B-Rock on a diet. Could you hook that up?

He's going to die. Can you make me a vegan chee? A vegan one? A vegan chee, I need a vegan chee. That was legend. Real quick, shout out the power, because they gave the one boy that played Elvin in, you know, the old Cosby show. He got caught, or not caught. He was working at his job and shit like that.

And somebody tried to expose him. Yeah, they tried to expose him. And played him out all crazy. And then all these companies offer him acting jobs. So now he back, fully back. He was just on the last episode of Power, all that shit. Well, hopefully that'll happen for Jock. Because one thing about, one thing about Jock,

that motherfucker said, man, I'm going to do what I got to do to take care of mine. He ain't doing nothing wrong. And it's fucked up that people would look down on people that got a job. Like, you're saying it like something wrong for working with Uber. No, what you're saying is I'm better than you. Yeah, like, fuck as a man with you. That's what you saying.

You're saying, I'm better than you. And for me to be doing some shit that you possibly could do, like, why is you doing this? You better than me. You ain't supposed to be here Yeah Why is you This is a job

You feel what I'm saying And one thing you gotta understand About life This shit's about ups and downs I don't have some Fucked up moments Where none of these niggas Ever knew I was fucked up

Because I ain't wearing that shit On my face You hear me And I know that I gotta put some work in To get what I need to get So at the end of the day It ain't about

It's not about how you feel about me It's about how my family feel about me It's about how these bills that the first of the month feel about me. Do they like me or not? Can I take care of these motherfucking bills? You feel, motherfuckers be quick to judge your motherfucker. But when you hit them rough times, how are you going to react? How are you going to bounce back?

Because you're going to have too much pride to say, I got to do what I got to do for this moment. Because let's be for real, he could be down the day and he could be up tomorrow. That's just how life go. Absolutely. That's just how life going. And I'm going to repeat this. I never, it don't matter how. how much money you got

but when you you die because I ain't ever seen nobody pull up in the hearse and behind them they had a U-Haul truck with all these shit in it your sneaks, your jewelry, your cars,

your house, your bitches, your weed, that shit don't go to heaven with you. It don't go to hell with you. So what's most important is that he's secure with himself enough to say,

I ain't going to sit. sit back and watch my family starve. I don't give a fuck what I got to do. I don't give a fuck what a nigger think about me. I don't give a fuck how you feel about, okay, go ahead and set you jokes. But I got to feed my family. I got a task at him.

And I ain't breaking no law. I ain't disrespect to nobody. So at the end of the day, I want to give a shout out to all the Uber and lift drivers out there that helping anybody get to where they need to get at. Right. You know, take pride and you got a great job. You know, you're doing your own thing. You're on your own time.

Right. And fuck, you know, and everybody. out there and she's like so just it's crazy how we think man you know what I mean and it's fucked up it's fucked up that somebody we were trying to look look at look how motherfuckers think Meek Mills said it the best

at one time while it was the bit explain what bit is so people that don't know what bit is so bit is a nigga we clown a nigga we laugh at a nigga we joke upon so even in the mittence of himself

he was saying Wallow was a nigger that we used to sit around and be like, look at this nigger. This niggas a fucking goofy. Oh, he... No, Wallow was just being himself. He just ain't...

He understood that... I went to jail at 17 years old. I didn't tell him nobody. I stood what the fuck I did when 95% of you niggas would have been scared the fuck to death and would have ratted on your fucking mama

to get out of there. Yes, sir. So he just came home and bit himself And now he got to some money Some legal money Because he took all the energy That he used to take Doing negative shit And he channeled that shit

To some positive shit And guys said Oh no no no nigga you really want it No you didn't really want it back then Because you channeled all that good energy You got Into some negative shit You didn't want it back then

I had to sit you down Because if I didn't sit you down You probably was gonna get shot in your head And you probably would have never got to this point where he's at now. Right. So at the end of the day, man, everybody out there, man, be you, man.

The young jock, man, I salute you, man. I ain't a nigga that's going, I ain't a nigga that's going to judge you because you decided to do Uber or lift to feed your motherfucker. And I ain't going to never judge your motherfucker. I was working in penituary kitchen for a motherfucking 19 cent an hour. Right.

As fuck as I'm just, look at somebody. Oh, you, you, but it paid off because you could cook your motherfucking ass off. I'll tell you that. Oh, God. Here you go. See? Here you go.

Here you go. You look like my celly, man. No, fuck, I don't. I'm just saying I'm not. I don't. I don't look like this. Wait, do you look like the celly that you used at a king size bin? No, I don't.

No, I don't. No, I don't. No, no comments. When y'all used to share one blanket, you used to take your blanket, take his blanket, make one big blanket. Made his own electric blanket. But listen, man, I want to think anybody to be tuning in a million-dollar game presented by Boris Stu Sports, man. Listen, man, man, I'm Wallow 267. I'm Gilly the King, man.

We love y'all for tuning in each and every week, man, for the supporters. Unbelievable. And it's just like that. Right.