Million Dollaz Worth Of Game - MILLION DOLLAZ WORTH OF GAME EP:50 “MINIVAN DAN”
Episode Date: March 2, 2020On this episode of Million Dollaz Worth of Game, Wallo talks about how his vehicle was his apartment, etc and Gillie gives him a new nickname due to his sexual encounters in his MiniVan. Gillie contin...ues to try to get Wallo out of his prison way of thinking, but yesterday is something he's not willing to let go.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/mworthofgame
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but I'm fucking for fun because I'm petty
These bitches be playing
Ain't thinking this sweet
Bitch don't make me get petty
I'm petty I'm petty I'm petty
I'm petty I'm petty I'm petty
I'm petty I'm petty I'm petty I don't what you man
But I'm fucking for fun because I'm petty
These bitches be playing ain't thinking this sweet bitch don't make me get petty
I got my own shit these bird bitches living off they man
That's that broke shit these weed cozy to go run up them bands
Got that good shit I make these niggas block they main bitch
Then I follow and DM a bitch I'm not to play with
I take her man if I want to
After queer we're gonna kick it like kung fu
When you got the sleek mouth what the tongue do
I ain't friendly with a hoes that get ran through
These bitches be talking
They act like they're with it bitch
I'm on your head just like can't do
Really popping that shit that they can't do
Really popping that shit that they can't do
Because I'm petty
I'm petty I'm petty I'm petty
I'm petty I'm petty I'm petty I'm petty I don't want your man
But I'm fucking for fun because I'm petty
These bitches be playing they're thinking this sweet
Bitch don't make me get petty
I'm petty, I'm petty, I'm petty, I'm petty, I'm petty, I'm petty.
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The stuff she was talking about the dude, I'll do with your man.
You did that.
That you're petty, nigga.
Listen, that was petty levels, man.
I'm petty.
Yeah, that was petty levels, I'm petty, and he's petty, because I showed you rapping
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How is important is it to grow up?
with both families with both parents in the household i think it's very important like
like number one how important is that and number two if you didn't have both parents in a
household are you allowed to make any excuses because you know i know motherfuckers no no excuse i know
motherfuckers who you know ain't no excuses my fuckers be 35 years old still blaming the reason why they
wasn't successful because their dad wasn't in their life my dad wasn't in my life my dad wasn't in my life
And my dad was in my life, then I'm like,
nigger, I know motherfuckers that grew up in a foster home
with no parents and still was successful,
still beat the odds, still they had their back against the wall,
and they still came out a winner.
So for me, you know, and I'm a guy that grew up,
I didn't have my father in my life on a normal basis
until I was about 15, turned 16.
Mm-hmm.
And as crazy as it sound,
being from North Philly
Area Avenue it was like
that shit was normal life to us
because
none of my homie's fathers
wasn't in their life and that's some
sad shit is black people man
because now like as a kid
you normalize
shit that seems normal
to you
and the fact that
none of the friends I grew up with
Saddam
name them all my
homies
None of our fathers was around
Like
That's really some sad shit
But can you use it as excuses to be a loser
Well I never used it as an excuse
I just used it as a fuel
To understand
And I didn't even
The fact that my dad wasn't around in my life
The early part of my life
That never really fueled me
like on some
I'm gonna be the greatest basketball player
because my dad wasn't around
whatever I was doing
I'm gonna be the best at that
because my dad wasn't around
no that just really fueled me to be like
I will never have kids
and I'm not a part of their life
like it didn't fuel me in the other way
I worked harder because my dad wasn't in my life
no I still did the same shit
I just was like when I get kids
my kids ain't gonna never not know
what is like to not have me be a part of their life.
You know what I'm saying?
So for me, it was never no excuse because to us it was the norm.
It's as crazy as it seems now, that shit was the norm for us.
So, you know, how important do you feel it is?
I think when people grow up with both parents,
the importance of growing up with both parents really come from the love.
love that you're supposed to receive and the love that you're supposed to to see your father
give your mother and that you learning how to treat women just through looking through your
eyes not somebody having to tell you or teach you you you just looking at a grown man and how
he treats your mama but at the same time you got motherfuckers that's growing with their mom
and dads in the household
and it'd be some of the most toxic relationship
toxic shit a child could ever go through
because the dad beat the mom
the fuck up on the norm
they always arguing
they always the kids is always
involved they always right there in the mix
so you know it could go both ways
man you know you could have
you can have some some kids that grow up
with their parents in the household
and they really grow up in a fucked up
environment.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
So for you, how do you feel?
I don't, I feel like, you know, I would have loved for my father to be there.
I had stepfather, but I would have loved for my, he was here sometimes because he was
in prison or whatever.
But when he was there, it was cool.
But it was like, I would have loved for my father to go there, but I knew I still had
to be.
So one day I had kids.
I had to be who I wanted in my life and I just had to turn it up no matter what.
I wasn't the one that was like, oh, and I used that excuse.
I will say I did some dumb shit in my life.
I went to jail, did all that shit.
If my father was there would have been differently, I don't know.
Right.
But.
Because you came across the gang of motherfuckers in jail who had their mom and he still was in jail.
I'm talking about, I came across, you'd be surprised how many people you come across in jail who actually have good upbringing, good family, didn't need to do nothing for crime.
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it was some dudes that was good people like
and just out of nowhere just snapped the fuck out
and it's like dad you had
and you see him on the visit they're coming up they mom and dad up there
every week right they don't want for nothing from
they get everything I mean it's like
and you're like yo what the fuck was you doing some dumb shit for
but even us we had this skew itself in our mind
that because our people wasn't there we allowed to do dumb shit
right and it's crazy it's real crazy
like you know my I ain't know I mean my dad was in there
I had to do I got a
the streets. It's like people do use as a crutch, but there's so many more people that don't have
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Let me ask you a question.
what's worse a woman who you who you see her on the gram you know you see her on social media
she got all the designer shit but she got a raggedy ass house a nasty dirty ass house
or a guy who you see all on social media he got all the design of shit he got all the
Drip, drip, drip, drip, drip, drip, drip, drip, drip, drip, drip, drip.
I'm off his way.
Let's do our own song
because it's called,
our drone called drip lit.
I'm dripp lit.
I'm driplit.
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Go ahead.
Do something so you can add to it.
Because you drip and you lit.
Like you lit, like you lit and you wear drip.
Oh, okay.
I'm dripp lit.
I'm dripp lit.
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Dripp.
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I'm dripping.
I'm dripping.
I'm dripping.
No, that was,
I'm dripping.
That was, that was the whole shit.
You just fucked up.
Yeah, I didn't fuck it up.
I did fuck it up.
I did fuck it up.
That's cool.
That's cool, though.
So who's worse?
A woman who's on social media, she got all the designer shit, but she got a dirty-ass house.
She doesn't, like, she don't keep her house up.
You go over there, she got, goddamn a, a can of a soup on the floor.
Just because a house dirty, don't mean a coochie's dirty.
No, if a bitch keep a dirty house, then nine times out of ten, that ass stink.
Like, because bitch, you don't even clean your house, why I'm supposed to do.
I had a girl when I came up, I had a girl that had a dirty house.
dirty house and a koochee was clean though she was clean she was a clean she was a clean she was a clean
i'm not even saying you got a fucked up house it was a house could be nice you just got a dirty ass
house you feel what i'm saying or a man who got all the designer shit but this nigger ain't
ain't got a house at all he's a house hopper who and let's be for real with some house hopping niggas out
here that's living good no i'm not going to do so he got all the designer shit all it's not but he
house hopping but he might stay with this bitch the night he might be and listen i'm
tell you something at one time i'm gonna keep it all way real
i was a house hopper i used to i used to blaze bitches go from house to house
blaze bitches you know what i'm saying i always had my own spot but i ended up staying
with a bitch that night so but i'm saying this nigga ain't got no spot but this nigga i'm
talking about this nigga got a thousand dollar pay of sneaks on every day you hear me damn
like when you say spot you're saying he don't had nothing in his name where he
he ain't got none in his name who worse no i don't know girl or him he's way worse how
She got a dirty house
Today she can say I'm gonna clean the house
Somebody
I can come over and say no we got clean his house
Yeah but at the end of the day
You ain't got no spot you come on man
And you got a thousand dollars sneaks on
But at the end of the day is the bitch's mentality though
Because the bitch is online
The bitch look flawless online
You hear me
This bitch this bitch
All the ID chicks
How many do you think
Out of 100 out of each hundred
How many of them is living like that
Fifty-five
Fifty-five out of a hundred bitches got dirty house
Damn, that's a lot.
I'm telling you, these some dirty house bitches, man.
That's a lot.
They're the motherfucking D-HPs, man.
There's a bunch of dirty house bitches out here, man.
I'm telling you, let me tell you something.
Because, let me tell you something.
A lot of people worry about the exterior.
And not the interior.
And not the interior.
What's going on inside?
Right.
You feel what I'm saying?
That's just like, that's like a motherfucker who run his car
through the car wash
but don't get nothing done to the inside
inside all dusty
he don't get fuck long as he could pull up
the outside of that motherfucker clean
he don't get fuck with the inside
you get the inside of the nigger car
he got sneaks everywhere
I had been there's some new shit when I had
when I had my minivan
that minivan was the legendary
just for the record
the minivan was before April
yeah the minivan
but the minivan is when I used to listen
one thing about the minivan
I need to ask you a question
the minivan was before April
years before April
A year
How many bitches did you
Fuck in the minivan
Was you the minivan warrior
Was you the MVW?
No, that's when I was practicing
A celibacy
I wasn't having sex out of it
But I will say this
I pulled up on you
On the back block
You was blazing
Was the windows foggy
Was the windows foggy?
Hey
I pulled up on a black block
You put places
Well everybody
So everybody don't know
I used to live in my minivan
Basically right
The minivan was like
Full your head
head to the head.
And we're even
like it's just that
motherfucker was rock
and I said.
Listen.
I actually listen
when I was living
with Nanny y'all
I was living in my minivan too.
I know because you couldn't
blaze the Nanny Crimpsies
to please your bitch is
in the minivan
in the cold.
No,
that was warm
that motherfucker
I had a blanket
and a night pillow
I went to Ross
and got a whole set
I got a whole set
I got a whole set of Ross right
I got listen
I had these
unbelievable
yo yo Ross
listen
Ross had these
unbelievable
goddamn pillows
and the blankets
and it'd be cheap, it's on the low.
So I went in there, I'm walking about the aisle.
You know me, one thing I'm walking by the aisle.
I said, damn, man, this shit going to cost me.
I got to put gas in my joint.
I look, I said, oh, don't fuck me with a good time.
I caught a cell.
You know, a cell in there is like getting shit for free.
It's already cheap, but a cell on top of some shit cheap.
So I grabbed the hookup, right?
So I just had the set in my back joint.
I had it in the bag.
And, you know, thick, heavy-duty bags.
So when I go in there, I'll lay it out sometimes.
Like, if I know I'm going to go out of the date, I have it laid out.
Like it's a bedroom.
So where you could, the seats me down.
So you're going there, the blanket set, the pillow set, and anything.
I had a whole little hookup.
Had my little laptop in there.
And I had a wireless hot spot for the internet, for the, for the, for the, for the,
lab time.
So we can watch Netflix and all that.
So I pull up, right?
So you had Netflix and Dick and many.
So listen, I'll pull up, right?
No bullshit.
I'll pull up, right?
And I don't know what I was thinking, but I'll pull up.
And the whole set be set already, the Macbook back there, the blanket laid, the pillow laid out.
So I'm like, damn.
So how many bitches laid in the back of that, man?
You'll be surprised.
You would be surprised, man.
How many bitches?
How many bitches made it to the back of that bitty van?
I ain't going to tell you.
You won't believe me.
I ain't going to tell you.
But there was a nice, and there was some classy bras, too.
You wouldn't even believe it.
You'd be like, oh, she?
She went on the date.
She went on the date in the minivan?
The minivan theory?
That was a life.
That was a part.
A minivan is an apartment
When you take the seats out of the back
Like that was literally
Give us to give us around the bottom number
How many bitches see the back?
I don't
Just throw some numbers out
And I tell you if you warm or you're cold man
I'm not going to
No no
You're cold man no
Fuck no
Now nowhere near 50
I wouldn't say that
But the minivet
Listen anybody out there that want an apartment
And don't
You want an apartment on wheels
Get your minivan
Get your minivan
Get your minibat
Get your minibat
I'm telling you
Like, and then, listen, then you know what I'd do?
This was so crazy about it.
Sometimes I'd be like, there, you was something to eat?
She'd be like, yeah, I'd go get the food first, right?
So I had the food laid down at the back, right?
I pull up, right?
And, like, before I get it, like, damn, where you had?
No, I'm outside.
Like, I pull up.
And listen, I knew all the spots where you could post up, like dark blocks.
Like, you know how in Philly it'd be blocks with, like, certain trees,
and you could, like, parking a tree.
I knew all the spots.
And I ain't going to front one time, I knew, listen, I knew that I knew that I was ready to hook up
and go on the date with this shit.
I had a cone.
I took a cone off nanny block.
They had a cone.
I took it to this spot.
So nobody will park there and put it right near the tree.
So I put the cone there to reserve.
You know how people reserved shit for restaurants?
I reserved the parking spot because that was going to be my date.
My date location.
Went back, got the jury.
And it was nice.
Listen, I'll let's just say this.
Hey, did you ever take a bitch in the back of the minivan?
And she said, I can't do this.
You'd be surprised.
I never had that.
That shit never happened.
And you know what?
I'm going to say this, though.
And it's not put no names in there, but I'm going to say this.
I actually had a supermodel in the minivan before.
A real live model, runway model.
Like real, not no, not no, I'm talking about a real live work for agency, real live runway model in that joint.
So who you fuck put out?
I don't know that.
Who you fucked it?
Is she from around his area?
No comments.
I'm not giving you know how to code.
It's even New York and Philly.
That's all I'm going to tell you.
Hey, that minivan.
You fucking Victoria's secret model in a minivan?
Listen, man.
Listen, if I shows, you'd be like,
Dan, the MV, you know, the MVW.
I know, that's why I'm asking,
because I know how many bitches felt victim to the minivan.
You don't know.
I know how many bitches was felt victim to minivan.
I know what you done last summer.
Yo, the minibans is like a minivan is an apartment.
Can we do that?
Can we adduct the minivan as being an official apartment?
I'll be saying, bitches.
I'll be like, you're a victim of minivan Dan.
Yo, and do you know, do you know one time I got Uber eats to the minivan?
van like literally i was parked up
and he pulled up because we was kicking i'm talking about dan
what you want to eat order some oobies he came right to the van
because i was in front of this address
i'll be out i'll be out looking bitches i say
you were a victim to minivan dan
the minivan van dan
and then one time i pulled up
the level of your jacket
yep one time i pulled up the guild crib
and he goes to get in the car and i had some workout gloves there
he said oh would you snatch his bitches up i said no
I said, no
What the fuck?
He told me
You just got in the gloves
I get the minivan
We drive it
I just saw
Have to look back
Oh
Because you'd be sleeping
In the minivan
Like the fuck
No
That's not
I'd be pleasing
All my bitches
What
I didn't
I didn't sleep
In my miniv
I didn't
I didn't have to
No I didn't
But it was like
That was my spot
Like
That was my place
I slept in front
Of the guild creed
One day
He didn't even dig it
He was like
You hear early as shit
I was like
Oh man
I was like
I was chilling, man.
He fucked the bitch in my driveway.
You know, you know what's crazy?
You know what's crazy?
Like, listen, man.
Like, that minivan life is everything, man.
It's legendary.
The minivan is crazy.
Like, can we, can we say that's an official apartment?
So if you, if you a dude, they got a bunch of drip, get you a fucking minivan.
If you ain't got nowhere to live, get you a minivan.
I promise you.
I'm getting another vinyman.
Not for them purposes, but I just love the story that came with it.
Listen.
She's talking, you ain't getting no fucking van.
You're living in the past.
I said, no, it's just, it's a part of my story to come up.
You see that bitch-ass nigger tried to clean that shit up for April.
That's why I'm getting a bin-a-knit.
Not for that, though.
I'm not doing that.
I don't do that, no.
Different.
Hey, hey, let's get into.
That was crazy.
Minivan.
Minivan, Dan.
That's the life, man.
The old bitch is that got on my Jenny van.
Hey, let's get to the top five cereals of all time.
Oh, my God.
What's the name, fruity pebbles?
Fruit loops.
Apple Jack's fruity pebbles.
I like a honeynut Cheerios.
No, that's not.
Honey nut terrioles definitely can't go in there.
Why?
Honey nut nut, frosted flakes.
Frost and flakes.
Fruit loops.
Fruit loops, frost and flakes.
What else?
No, no.
Corn pops.
No, no.
Fuck no.
Corn pops.
And the yellow box?
dumb Jones is bullshit
No they're not
No they not
Corn pops is the shit
I like to listen
Listen and I like the
You like Lucky Charms
Honey Smacks
Honey Smacks
Oh what's the name
But but what's the other joint
Honey Smacks is good
Raisin brand is my shit too though
I don't fucking
You shit all day
Like you be shitting all day
I don't fuck on the dry ass
They're doing joints
They clean you out
No I don't want no dry ass
Razin brand
My top five cereals
All time
Is
cinnamon toast crunch
they're the shit cinnamon toast crunch that's good
I got I just got to throw
frost and flakes in there because they're
great frost and flakes is legendary
like
fruit loops
fruit loops is always good
they good
Captain Crunch
and honey smack
Crunch berries is the shit
honey smacks I'm not throwing it in there
I would say minds would be
listen I would say minds would be like
Cinnamon Joe's Crunch
I would say
fruity pebbles
Raisin brand
See fruity pebbles is good
Raisin brand
But fruity pebbles get
They do honey nut cherioes is the shit
No you mean no you'd be like in a nasty shit
Applejack and Apple Jack's probably
Raisin brand is not that fucking good
No Raisin brand
Listen let me get it right
Raisin brands honey nut cherios
They're two nasty joints right there
Apple jacks
That's three nasty joints
Like Apple Jackson
Fruit loops, crunch berries
Yo back in the day
They had the Smurf cereal
That was the shit
The Smurf sale
The Blue Jones
They was my Jones
But you know
It's like
It depends on how you feel it
Man
Honey bunches
It don't depend on how you feel it
About how good fucking cereal is
I don't know what the fuck
You talk about
Your cereals is fuck
Oh listen one more thing
I had some
It was crazy
I had some
I had rubber made bowls
Inside of my van
And I ate some cereal in the van before
I pull you know how you pull up I got listen I got the uh not the the the quart milk you know
the joint got a box here one more and pulled up you know what I mean because I because it was
like I was at the gas station around the crannic corner from there and I was vacuuming my join
out and every time I will vacuum my my car my minivan out I used to use air freshen to
keep the to get the vacuum smell good in the carpet in there because I spray I had like this
cherry and I spray it on the joint then I vacuum it was it was crazy that kept my joint that's
I used to get in, like, we'll smell good in here.
I was like, yeah, I'm worried about it.
So, go ahead.
Let's get a million dollars worth of a game, man.
You got some questions for me, man?
I got some questions.
I got some questions.
Load up the questions, man.
We love y'all for calling in every week, too, and leaving your questions, man.
Yeah, we're going to load up some questions.
You know what I'm saying?
We're going to load up some questions.
We really appreciate that.
Load up some questions and see what we got here.
Let me see.
Hey, it's Keanu.
I'm from Baltimore, and I'm actually glad that you all have.
it's um this line because i was trying to x my question on um gilly's lives and i never got
through so hey gilly hey walano it's keanu for most more hey keanu so my question is
i've like kind of moved really fast into this relationship with this guy that i hardly knew
or whatever and we i moved fast like moved in my house and um it's been like three years or whatever
and recently i had to move to a new house and he paid the security deposit and for the moving truck
but mind you before before i moved or whatever
I, like, you know, welcome them to my house or whatever, and I was basically still paying
all of my bills by myself.
So now that he helped out with this security deposit and the moving truck, he felt like
the new house is his house.
And he was very disrespected for me, very immature.
Like, this is my first time ever dealing with a guy like this.
So now, basically, I'm trying to get the money up, save the money up, and pay him back
so he can get out my life because he's, like, a bitch-haired nigga that's, like, not going to leave
because he paid $2,000.
Yeah, $2,000 in four years that we've been together.
And now he's saying that he's going to.
going to keep knocking on my door, being disrespectful, late hours of the night,
coming drunk, like, very immature little boy, little boy stuff.
And I'm trying to get out of the situation.
I really am.
But I don't want to be, like, harsh or cruddy, as they say.
even though that's not the case
because this nigger, he really owe up
but he
he's a kid's a kidd and he's
spoken over $2,000 so I want to give him
this money and then
That's too much, come on
I don't know how
Hey listen, hey listen first of all, first and foremost
First and foremost, Shorty
your first mistake is
you hardly knew a nigger and you moved them
the fuck in. That's your first
mistake. See, that's
called a TB.
A thirsty bitch.
You feel me?
You can't be thirsty. Like, you can't
be looking for something. You can't be looking for
a companion so bad that you
moving in niggers that you barely
know. Like, you got to
understand if a nigger's going to be around two
years from now, that means a niggas
going to be around six months from now.
So you ain't got to move a nigger
in the first fucking week
Two weeks of you knowing a nigga
Because if a nigga
gonna be around
Three years from now
Five years or he's gonna be around
Six months from now
Wham!
So at the end of the day
That's where a lot of women fuck up
They'd be looking for that
They'd be looking for that
motherfucking
That companion
They'd be looking for that
The nigga to go home
Went and play footsie's day
Mother fucking night
Yeah
But you don't move the total
Strange in
Now
Then you moved it
Then you moved it
First of all
Let's just say this
you on
GBT
Goofy bitch time
Because you moved the nigger
In your household
That you
That you didn't even know like that
And you paid for everything
You just said
You moved the nigger in
And the nigger ain't gave you
No money towards nothing
Up until you moving into this new spot
Where
Where he gave you $2,000
So that mean you was on GPT
You was on goofy bitch time
You weren't looking for
a partner, you was looking for
a grown-ass kid.
You was running a fucking daycare
over there. But then
you want to be mad at a petty
nigger when he do petty shit. First of all, let's
just say this. If you bring a nigger
women, let me get
this the best game I can give you as a woman.
If you bring a nigger into
your world that ain't got shit going
on, how can you expect shit
from the nigger? That don't make
sense. Y'all bring these handicapped
ass niggers into your relationship.
Not talking about physically handicapped.
Right.
These handicapped-ass niggas into your relationship that ain't got nothing going on in life.
And didn't y'all expect the nigger to bring something to the table?
Let me just say this.
Bitch you goofy.
All right.
Your A.G.O.H. hacking goofy out here.
Fuck is wrong with you.
You want to blame a petty nigger for doing some petty shit.
Italiano, goofiano.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's Italian words.
Bitch.
Bitch, bitch, you're goofiano, bitch.
what's an Italian woman's
name?
Yelisa Gufiano
Adrian
Yeah, Adrian Guffiano
bitch
I don't know
But listen right
So at the end of the day
It's like
You live
And deal with a petty nigger
When he do petty shit
You're surprised
Gilly
He only thing he did
Was giving me $2,000
Well let me tell you
what petty niggas do. If they give you $2,000
to move into a crib, that's
his motherfucking crib, too.
He don't give a fuck about how many bills
he paid in the past, bitch. We start in a new
journey with this crib. This is my crib,
too. You got me fucked up, bitch.
I just gave you $2,000. I ain't never
gave a person $2,000 in my
life. Bitch, I just
gave you $2,000 to move
to fucking, no, no, no, no, no.
This ain't singular. This is
plural. Bitch, this is ours.
This ain't chores.
It's hours.
So at the end of the day, you're expecting a petty nigger not to do petty shit.
That just showed me you're a goofy bitch.
You're on GBT, goofball time.
Like, you're on goofy bitch time.
Like, for real, because these women get with raggedy-ass niggers and then expect the nigger not to be raggedy.
That just don't make sense to me, man.
What you see is what you get.
And the problem is a lot of y'all women get with niggas
And y'all be believing in a nigger more than he believe in himself
I know you can talk to me
I know you could be great
I know you can do it
I know you could be somebody no no no no
Everybody that's born is not meant to be somebody
That's what make the world go around
Some niggas is meant to be bum-ass niggas
Some niggas is meant to be successful ass niggas
Some niggas is meant to be
In the middle ass niggas
You're right there in the middle
You're on the verge of success
But somewhere along the line
You always fuck it up
That's what makes the world go around
That everybody's different
Just like some women
It's meant to be hoarse
Some niggas is corny niggas
By nature
That's just what it is
So at the end of the day
It's like
You can't mess with a nigger
and a nigger ain't got nothing going on
but then you expecting the nigger
to have something going on
that just don't make no sense to me
man
so uh
you want to get in
you want to do another
I'm gonna do it
I'm gonna play another one
let's play another one
I ask another
Hey what's up Wala
What's up
New Daily
My name is Braille
on from my hands
and so it was cracking y'all
My question is the following
My father comes out
February 21st
2021
Oh man did 13th
years. He kept his mouth shut. He went in when I was around 19. He's going to come out when I'm
27. He got out with good behavior. So, you know, he did like nine, pulled out like nine. But my question
to you is, how should I treat him when he comes out? Is he going to be different? You know,
all those questions, you know, how is he going to fit into society, basically? You know, that'd be
awesome if y'all could answer that for me because I know all I went through some of that, so I want to know
how was you're experiencing transitions from, you know, the fucking jungle, basically, to, you know, regular society.
That'll be a, that'll be a dope question.
I think y'all should put on the podcast.
Thank you.
God bless you on everybody listening.
All right.
Well, I believe, what I believe is this.
This is what I believe.
You know, your father went to jail, right?
And I don't know what was there a relationship.
I just think that whatever their relationship is, I think he need to focus on this.
if he went there and things was bad
and you feel some type of way
have that conversation
with him soon as he come on
because I don't know how old his father is
but a lot of times
fathers be going to prison
and they be young themselves
they be kids and they have a kid
and then they come out
or whatever they ain't talking about
the age and talking about mentally wise
and they might be running the streets
so you don't grow
you don't develop like the women might develop
I don't know how their relationship was
while he was in jail
but it seemed like he really care about his dad
because he's calling us to see what's going on
it all depends on what your dad was into
when he was in jail
how he's going to come back out to society
Is his mind right?
Is he willing to give himself some time?
Do we understand that he got to get his self right
before he can even help you in any type of way of life
or your kids if you have any?
Coming from jail is real hard because you got a thing.
There's a lot of fear coming out of prison
because you wrote all these letters.
You had all these words.
You told all these stories to people on the phone
and all this about who you're going to be about this change.
But you never really got a true time to change
because you haven't been out in the real world yet.
Temptation ain't come to you.
You see, it was easy for me to say,
oh, yeah, I'm a different person.
and I'm a different person
I'm dead
I'm dead
Listen no
That's not how I go
You have to come out of jail
First so now he's out of jail
Hopefully
He show actions now
Hopefully you say damn
I want to start a relationship
With my child
I want to be here
But first you got to be there
For itself
Right
But like everybody come home differently
But I know people
Be scared to death
Coming home from
You know
Coming home from prison
Because their whole thing
It's like
Oh man
I'm coming home
And it's like
Man I don't
You really don't know
Right
You had these ideas
Of what you want to do
But now you got to, now when you walk out of jail, you're on the big stage and it's time to perform.
Right.
You know, what's you're going to do?
Right.
And so it's like, you never, you never know.
I just wish your father the best.
I hope he stayed free and everything's possible out here.
And let me just say this.
One reason why Wallow 267 was able to come home from jail and adapt to what was going on out here is because Wallow 267 took accountability.
he didn't blame nobody for him being in jail
he didn't come home from prison
talking about the niggers who didn't put money on his books
he didn't come on from prison mad at the world
like the world was the one
who made wallow run up into some shit
and rob some shit and get caught
see a lot of motherfuckers go to jail
and I'm gonna keep it all the way real
a lot of niggas go to jail and be expecting
And more shit than was given.
A nigger would be out here on these streets,
hustling, doing all this shit, making money,
doing whatever he'd doing.
Nigger didn't look out for nobody,
but then the minute a nigger go to jail,
he mad because certain niggas that he didn't even look out for,
didn't put no money on his book.
Like, this is the most goofiest shit.
So now, during his whole bit, he then sat up there and damn, they made up an invisible beef with some niggas who don't even know he got a beef with them because they didn't put some money on his books.
But when you was out here getting money, you never gave them niggers a coin.
Why do niggas feel like niggas is obligated to look?
And why do niggas come home with the, with the, with the,
the attitude
I don't know
fuck them
niggas
man I ain't
fucking with
them niggas
my niggas
your niggas
was just on
speaking terms
when you was out here
what's up
baby you my man
what's a
y'all niggas
never did
no business together
why is this man
obligated to put money
there's multiple
things
it don't just be that
it's even like
a lot of dudes
go to jail
and they come
home and all
of a sudden
they just super tough
yeah
that's the other
joint too
like that's a part
of it too
I went to jail
I did
I did time
in jail now
I'm tougher than you
dog
you was a bitch
was chasing you all up to the tear.
And a lot of times
people would do a crime and go to jail
and they just, you know, it changed.
And then people would be talking to a lot of dudes in jail
that really probably got money.
You're selling might be somebody that really got money.
So you listen to his stories and now you come home.
Yeah, I ain't.
This niggas in the way.
In the way, you just was in the way
for like 15 years in jail.
Right.
I was out here.
Like, so it would be like,
it'd be a lot of shit in dudes minds,
but a lot of dudes are being in jail
and they'll see some,
they might see you in jail and see people looking out for you.
Your boy's looking out for you and think,
They put all these responsibilities on dudes.
They was hurley.
They was half-ass cool with from the neighborhood.
Like, your neighborhood might look out for you.
The chicks might send you money.
They might come see you.
Like, I didn't see me.
I didn't sit there and seen dudes whole neighborhood to show them, hold them down,
sending them pictures.
But it don't go like that for anybody because what you really,
what does you do out there for motherfuckers to show you love in here?
Right.
That's the whole game.
So, because, you know, motherfuckers would go to jail and really be mad at a motherfucker
like you got them in jail for sure like like like nigger i didn't nigga i wasn't even in
a car with you or nothing when you was doing that shit like what now you mad at me because
i don't leash you when you was getting all the drug money and you was i i wasn't you wasn't
breaking me off no money and you was johnny do that right you wasn't breaking me off no
money and it just be it just be like crazy to me the the niggas mentality of
And the way niggas think, you know what I'm saying?
And it's like, like niggas who get money to come back and be in the hood.
It's like, my nigga, you spent 20 years in the hood.
You spent 25 years in the hood.
That wasn't enough.
Then you finally get a blessing to make it out the hood and you get the money to make it out the hood and you come back to the hood.
how the fuck does that make sense
just crazy you know what i mean like like when you look at the skill
of what real life is
nigger spent their whole life
trying to make it out the hood
so when they make it out the hood
and get some money they try to prove that they still hood
and go back to the hood it's like
nigger you don't like nice restaurants
I like five-star restaurants
You don't like
Top of the line hotels
You don't like
Taking trips
You eat bullshit burgers
You're talking about five-star restaurants
You would get a burger from any burger drink
Oh give me a burger, burn it up
Stop talking about five-star restaurant
You don't eat shit from no restaurant
You're fucking line
I still go there to dine
I take my wife to five-star restaurants
But you don't like them yourself though
Because you don't eat shit from there
At the end of the day
I do like because I like the ambience
Of the restaurants
What the fuck you're talking about
my ambiance.
Right, I like the ambiance.
I like the, okay, let me just tell you something.
A corner Chinese store got a different ambiance than fucking, uh...
It was the same thing to me.
I'm not going to hooch it.
It was the same obionts.
It was food on a tray or a plate.
It was the same.
Oh, see, now you want to accumulate jail to Ruth Chris now.
Same thing.
Food on the tray.
Okay, cool.
So, so, so...
A tray in the plate is the same shit.
No, the fuck is.
The fuck are you talking about it.
Yes, it is.
No, it's not.
It's something that you eat your food on.
Fuck is not.
It's something that you eat.
I've never seen a nigga on the street.
Eat his food on a tray.
That is.
It's something that you eat your food.
Okay, so.
You just eat your food.
You're just using it.
I can eat my food on the table.
So, so when you go, so when motherfuckers go to decorate their houses with dishes and
shit, why motherfuckers never get trays?
If a food in the tray is the same thing.
No, a tray is just a, all right.
If you go to a picnic, you won't get a plastic plate.
It's the same thing as a tray.
No, the fuck is not.
Different locations use different type of equipment.
What the fuck is you talking about?
It's the same shit you eat your food on it.
Hey, let me ask you a question.
How important is it to let people go that you've outgrown?
That's extremely important.
Everybody can't go.
And I'm not saying you've got a front on anybody,
but sometimes separation lead to elevation.
Because sometimes people will be in the fucking way
holding you back with all the dumb shit.
You know how many people out here
that's making moves and it's not the day on letty homie but they homie just still on dumb shit
right they home you got motherfuckers out here just trying to do great things in life they can't evolve
because they got people around them that don't understand networking that don't know how to deal
with other people they just are we tough i'm hard they get the fuck out of here man nobody cares
about that right and you have a homie that's talented that might be an artist that might
do something they might have talents in all different types of ways of life or they might just
be somebody this creative in any type of way but they you just want to post up and think
because we live in the world where as though being real is doing a bunch of dumb shit
and some people can't get away from it
how many artists went to jail or something
happened because they was fucking with the wrong people right
and let me tell you something man
outgrowing people is a part of life
man you feel what I'm saying
and you got to understand that
outgrowing people
and sometimes you got to leave a motherfucker where they at man
sometimes you got to love a motherfucker from a distance
man that's just the reality of this shit
because
God don't put everybody in position to be great
so if he give you an opportunity to be great
you can't have
energy around you
that could possibly fuck your opportunity up
because they ain't got the same opportunity
you feel what I'm saying like when LeBron James is great
you know how many families eat off LeBron James
talk to me you know how many motherfuckers eat off lebron james greatness talk to me so at the end of the day
when god put you in a position to be great and to do great things out here and to be a person
that's you know in the lime light and and looked upon as a certain way you got to meet god
halfway and accept that challenge
You feel what I'm saying?
You got to meet God in the middle like, okay, you gave me all the shit to be great.
Let me take this and try to take this to the next level.
Not you gave me all the talent I need to be great and all the opportunity out here to be great.
Let me take this shit to jail.
It can't happen like that.
Let me sit in jail with my talented ass and talk all these stories about how talent I am.
Listen to all these niggas tell me about how I'm the shit in jail.
in a joint in a joint ski
you the shit man
oh man you're popping oh man you popin that man you the
nigger I'm in the same
that's why when I got locked up
it wasn't no doing no rapping for me
because it was like my nigga I can't do
nothing for you niggas man
I'm in the same fucking
situation you niggas is in
you you want to wrap
your fucking self around my
fucking cell door and get the fuck up out this
joint, man. For real, and that's
just the reality of this shit, Lowe.
So, for me, man,
to all the youth out there, man. If you was in jail,
nobody was there for you. Would you be rapping for commissary?
Shit, if your stomach, motherfucker,
your stomach, goddamn
your stomach goddamn sound like the lot.
The motherfucker would be like, listen, man, Gil,
all I got is a bag of chips and two soups.
That'll get you a verse. I can do a verse.
You see, I came from the gutter, then I
rose from the basement to the top floor,
kind of a lot of champagne wasting. I'm going,
You're going in there about that.
She's like, I got to eat at my home-in-shit.
And it's a game on, too.
The Eagles play.
You're like, damn, man.
And you ain't got no TV because you fucked up, so you got to watch it in the day room.
So you're like, I need them two suits.
And then you go to somebody else.
You got, what do you got, candy bars?
All right, they get you 16.
You're just doing 16s all day.
I'm up there doing a whole album for the Knicks.
Every week you do an album and get a bunch of food in your cabinet.
But a nigga did tell me about the one time that, that niggas wanted you to rap and you
wouldn't rap.
And the digger said,
they're nasty-ass chucks.
You got mad because a digger
to disrespect you chucks.
Then you went down there,
bleased the whole everybody.
Yeah, I blazed this shit.
They said,
you gave them,
niggas 4,000 bars straight.
I gave it to it.
They was like,
oh yeah,
this nigga ain't playing.
He said,
you rap so long,
niggas ain't he had.
It's like,
wait,
what the fuck?
That's we're going to say,
this nigga just rat
for 29 minutes straight.
Killed this.
He said,
niggas ain't
nothing to say after that.
Blazed him.
Let's get into
stories from the cell
stories from the cell
now this story from the cell
is basically
you know because some people
they need to know about stories from the cell
because they're going to jail
and I'm not saying it like I want anybody to go to jail
but some people they just want to their whole thing
is I'm operating outside of the law
I'm living in criminal life fuck it
jail is a part of it to death cool
so I just want to get them some tools
that they're going to need when they go to jail
and the top I'm talking about listen
the top three
the four to five jobs in jail
number one the prison kitchen
That was one of the greatest places for me to work due to the fact of, but some people would say prison kitchen and an industrial job, like a CI job.
A CI job is like you might be making mattresses.
You might be making tables.
They get like more money.
They get like-
But when you're in a prison kitchen, you get the dibble and dabble.
You get to do your thing like me.
You eat something.
You throw a little something in your mouth.
No, no.
You can make your own stuff.
Like on the side, you can make your own shit.
But what I'm saying is you cook and you don't be.
Yeah, you could do some of that too, but you'll be able to make your own shit.
So it don't matter.
Like you'll be able to.
make good shit it depends if you were cook like i was a cook now you got it it might be between
one and two is between some people who pick it is between the prison kitchen job because the food
you always still shut out the kitchen there you can eat good in the CI job that's the big time
correctional job where as though you might get top pay like those si i's was the niggis that snitch no no
it's a correctional industry you want the CI job huh it's called correctional industry oh
that's the CI job but if you would have been a snitch but whatever the case may be is this
the whole thing is so you got that job right you you got that so now it's like this
you get this.
And then you got the yard worker.
You got the person that work in activities
meaning they work in the yard.
Some people that like to work out
will work in the yard
because they be there all day.
Working out, fixing the weights
and all that stuff.
You got the block worker.
And block workers, you know,
they get to do their thing all day
on the block.
They basically ain't got to go to where
they ain't got to lock up as much.
They sweep them out the block.
You got that.
You got that the hallway working
somebody that might work on the compound.
That means you can run around
the different blocks, pass it off and all that.
And you got people that work in the hospital.
You got some people that work in the hospital
want to be around.
The nurse is stalkers.
You got some people that, uh, the captain of the swim team.
No, they don't have them type of jobs.
Some niggas is pimps, you know, like you.
No, they're like underground jobs.
They're like black market jobs.
They're like jobs.
They're like under the table jobs in jail.
Like, you don't, like for real.
What made you the most money?
Probably kitchen worker.
That was one of my pick.
It made you more, that bought you more money than Ricky Minajia.
Oh, whoa, whoa, come on.
I didn't agree to that.
I didn't say that I was doing, I wasn't a pimping jail.
I didn't, but what I'm saying is that, uh, for you guys that's doing anything
Ricky suck their dick on a block
No, no, I don't know nothing about that
I'm not going to comment on that
But I will say that
Before we get out of here, man
If you check the, you know
When you hear this podcast
You can figure out what job you win
If you feel as though
You want to be a street operator
And you're not getting out
And none, you know
You think nobody's going to snitching you or whatever
Good luck to you man
I wish you the best
But just in case if you go to job
Them is the top jobs in jail
That you could get
I wouldn't advise
I don't know if the pimp job
Is still open I don't know
I think it might be oversaturated with that
You blew that whole pimp thing up
I mean, they busted a couple pimps in a couple of prisons outside of Philadelphia
of the Gil, put that stuff out there to the public on the podcast.
After they realized what you was doing out here, huh?
Yeah, it might have been something like that.
Hey, listen, man.
So one more time, run down, one down to all the youth, just understand.
We go to the top jobs.
When you get locked up and you hit that prison.
You need a job.
You're going to need a job.
We would rather you get a job.
I'm on the streets.
out here on the streets
with regular normal people
that don't want to be involved
in the bullshit get jobs at
so it's either you can get a job
on the streets or you can get a job in prison
and you get a job in prison is going to be one of these
would you tell me what's your kitchen? The top job
is probably the kitchen between the CI shop
you got the prison yard you got a block worker
you got a compound worker
and then you got all what's other jobs you said it is the black market jobs
oh then you could be a pimp
you could be a captain of the swim team
you could be a shower lifeguard
No the captain of the swim team
And the shower lifeguard is like the same
It's sort of like the same
You could be a captain of the wrestling team
You could be
The basketball coach
Up there
What do you mean?
You could be
Basketball coach
No not really
You don't get paid for that type of stuff
Oh you don't?
Or you could be
But if you as a coach
And I'm a coach
Be betting money on our teams
Yeah you could bet money
Of that black market
No, you could bat money.
You could be a bookie.
You could be a bookie.
You could be a bookie, sports bookie.
Sports bookie in jail.
Do them niggas be burning niggas?
Yeah, they burn you.
My fuckers have to disappear.
Take lock up.
It was in my 50 cartons.
Because sometimes if you're a bookie, you might have all in some, and the whole jail might hit.
Like, you might have a big game and, like, a bunch of people hit tickets.
And it's like, you know.
You can't pay everybody else.
No, you can't pay anybody off.
No, you got the motherfucker take lockup quick.
Lockup, I can't pay anybody.
I was ass bed with my ass and I can't give it to anybody.
Like, you would have been ass better in jail.
Like, you'd be the type of dude that'd be bad people with no money.
Yeah, he said you was an ass getter in jail.
No, you used to ass better in jail.
But they said you was an ass getter.
No, I wasn't.
I didn't do none of that stuff.
She was getting a lot of ass in jail.
What?
They said, next on laying on the lawn with John.
No, I wasn't doing nothing.
I wasn't doing none of that man.
Laying in the cell with low.
No, no, that's you.
Laying in the cell with gal.
Coming soon on the next episode of laying in the cell with gal.
That's your name, Gell.
I can see you now in jail.
You would have been an ass bed in jail.
Would you been a prostituted jail?
I can see you selling yourself in the joint.
I swear, if the time got all right, you would,
and it was the Eagles game, boy, you were headed to eat.
You ain't in the E for Eagles game.
What?
You're off, you'll put, listen, you'll be a boy in the night.
Boy of the night, shoo-dooby-duby.
You'll be a boy in a night in jail.
I swear you would.
I know you would about it.
Listen, if they told you a jail, you couldn't watch no Eagles
games and you had to do two years
you would be a boy in the fucking night
I know you would man you're spicy
listen you spicy the motherfucker about the Eagles
I can't watch the Eagles anything else I can do
before I just make this decision
get it can I have to get I be a lifeguard in the shower
anything for the Eagles you'll do anything
for the Eagles you'll give up your last
your ass for the Eagles it don't matter
that's hey like
do you like more the Eagles or the Sixers
Well I'm from Philadelphia so I like
No you don't like them eagle me you don't like them
eagle you don't like him even though you know
dog because if the sixers won the championship
I'd cry too
I really cried real tears when the Eagles won that fucking
Super Bowl you did and it was it was just like
it was just like this dude is a fucking
I don't care about the Phillies the same I was happy
as shit when the Phillies won but I didn't
cry and the Flyers Eve I was like
that's cool but I ain't crying
like I'm happy as shit but
I ain't doing the Eagles or the Sixers though bitch
I'm breaking down this this shit's
personal you know I mean so
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the fuck out of head nigga
I'm glad it's night you to be a boy you was a boy
you're a boy tonight
when boys the man I'm wine yeah you the nigger that
talk yeah this is a while oh yeah i really i'm joy you scotty i really ain't got no no no talent like
that so i just talk to all the bitches in the deep voice then i come on to the end of you come on
this how you come on boy of the night in jail you can have me if the price is right
for eagle's game i can you got the you the soul snatch here jail
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