Million Dollaz Worth Of Game - MILLION DOLLAZ WORTH OF GAME EP:55 "SOCIAL DISTANCING + TOP 5 COMEDIANS"

Episode Date: April 6, 2020

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Protect my soul And protect my wrists Let me get this money And make the family rich Let me stay in my lane And still clear drama And never let me have to stand again In front of your honor

Or fall victim to no sucker shit Or ever be a pawn Of the government Let me live the life I thought I never seen Let me truly leave behind a legacy My sons are my greatest prizes And the love I got

For my lady, I emphasize it All of my success is coming I'm about to get everything That I ever wanted Don't think it's ever been This crystal clear Finally you understand why he kept me here It's way bigger than helping myself

It's way deeper than flexing on somebody else When my time is up Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're now tuned into me, me, me, me, me, me, me, million dollars worth a game on Wilder 2-6-7 I'm Gilly the King. This gilly the nut. Gilly the king.

The one and only white girl, aka, don't call me white girl, but I'm going to call a white girl because that's what you call a person down there. I think we got to, I think we got to change it up. Change it up to what? What are thinking?

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by J. Y. straight out of the Baltimore. He's doing his thing. Check him out. We want to get straight into something, you know, that's real dear to the heart, man. Rest and peace and Nipsey Hustle. Wait, wait, hold on. Before we get into that, let's pay the bills. Let's pay the bills.

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We should all take a bar. I think you should try it ASAP. Now, we want to touch on something that's very special to us, man. Rest in a piece of Nipsey Hustle. This was his one-year anniversary of his death, man. He was made it to us on. Let me shoot. Nipsey.

You know, you're going to throw that up, represent that. You know what I'm saying? Shout out to his voice that's still doing this thing right here. All money in. No money out. But once again, man, Nipsey, man. You'll always be with us. Now, the thing about Nipsey that's dear to this podcast is that, you know, you know,

a lot of people who hit me up asking about the movie that you did with Nip. You know what I'm saying, caged animal. Right. Could you speak on that, could you speak on how did it, not just how it came about, but when you were shooting with Nip, could you speak on the type of person was Nip? You know, what type of person? I met Nip back in I think it was 2009

you know what I mean and he wasn't on yet you know he was still in the process of getting on you know what I'm saying and trying to get on and um you know I met him through through Ving Grames and Big You

and we working you know what I'm saying um what's my man we ran in Steve Lobel. Steve Lobel.

We ran into, Steve Lobel, aka we work and we ran into him at the funeral. Right, absolutely. And, um, you know, me and Nipsey was in a movie together called Caged Animal where we was brothers. And we didn't know he was brothers, but we was beefing in the streets. And this was a movie that Vin Graham's put both of us in, you know what I mean? And even if you go look at the video on YouTube, even when at a very young age, age, Nipsey Hustle wasn't talking like a regular guy that came up in a gang and, you know,

he always had a different type of intelligence about him. You know what I'm saying? And at an early age, he knew who he was. You know, he knew that, yeah, I grew up in these environments and this what I come from and yeah I'm I'm I'm a neighborhood and you know I'm a part of a gang because that's just the culture that I grew up in and I lived in but he knew at a young age he wanted different shit he wanted to be bigger and better and he didn't just want to be known as a gang member that's from the hood and no he wanted different shit and I commend Nipsey for the shit that he accomplished in the short amount of years that he had on planet earth man the nigger on the fat burger man you know what i'm saying he i remember when he first

opened his store you know what i'm saying he ain't have a whole lot of product in there he had some crinshaw t-shirts in there you know what i'm saying and then he just grew over the years just even his mindset of I don't really want to I tried to go to a label they ain't respect my hustle they didn't respect what I brought to the table fuck the middleman fuck the middleman okay I'm gonna put my shit out independent I may only put out 10,000 copies but I'm gonna charge a hundred dollars a copy I'm gonna make a hundred thousand dollars in two days. Mm-hmm.

We'll take motherfuckers to make $100,000. Some motherfuckers don't make $100,000 a year. Some motherfuckers got to work three years to make $100,000. And Jay-Z bought $10,000 worth of copies from me. Right. So at the end of the day, it's like, man, nip, you're gone, but you'll never be forgotten. Never.

As long as I'm on planet earth, I'm going to always hold you down, man. And we want to send our deepest condone things. to his beautiful wife, his kids, you know what I'm saying, his mother, his father, his brothers who I met personally, you know what I'm saying, and all the people in his family and all of all the people who, you know, they might not be family because of blood, but you family because of love. You know what I'm saying? And if you felt the same pain that I felt, man, my condolences go out to you as well you know what i'm saying because this is somebody that i met before he got on me and him was friends before he had any type of money when he just had a dream me and him was

friends and i always used to tell him no you're going to get it bro you just got to keep hustling man you know what i'm saying and and he got it and one thing i could say about nipsy hustle man is the nigger that he was when he didn't have no money was the same nigger that he was when his bank account was leased so I commend you for that

man shout out to all money in shout out to all money in shout out to everybody over there krenshaw man shout out to his family man you'll never die out here

the marathon continues it definitely continue man but I want to get straight into you know before we go any further right I want to get straight into something that's very important to me I want to understand it too

coronavirus in prison you know I got some news from some brothers that talked to some brothers in the penitentiary, man, was on the call last night on live. My brother Duane, man. And the brothers, they in there, they're going through it. You know what I mean? People really, because just like the world don't know how to respond.

Correctional officers and, you know, the staff and the prisons, they don't know how to respond. No, nobody knows what was really going on. You're hearing this information, hearing that. They're saying a lot of brothers, and they ain't even got the proper stuff to clean. They sanitize their cells with, sanitized the block wood. You know, they letting them out a certain amount of time just to go take a shop,

like four people at a time. and everybody in there scared, you know. You and you're in your cell most of the day. You're just looking at the news and you're seeing anything come from the news. So brothers on the inside is real scared, man. The people on the inside that's incarcerated, and when I say, brothers, I'm not talking about no color. I'm just talking about people that's going through a struggle.

All colors. I mean, they're just going through it and they just, they scared to death. If you have somebody that's incarcerated, try your best to reach out to them, they're not doing no visits in there, but try to communicate some states they got the technology, the tablets where they get email and all that stuff. But if you can reach out to your family, man,

because I know I didn't have been in jail when they had lockdowns or the things pop up, you know, all types of things that pop up. Nothing as big as this would the world stop. But we'd be in jail, we'd be scared to death. Because you don't know. Like, damn, you know, what's going to happen to you? When they could just leave and leave you locked in their cell,

you're done, you can't get out of their cell. They can't just leave. They're going to take care of these cell first. And, like, you know, and it's simple things, man. It's so easy to catch you like in prison because even though you can be on the block, y'all can be cool y'all will be locked in the COs the correctional officers the people that work there they still go home every day and coming back so you don't you just scared to death

like I know right now I will be scared to fuck the death if I was in prison man because you look well I'm just saying like you know shout out to all the people in prison right but to me bitch you look like you're scared to death now the fuck you come in here with that alien suit on bitch I just told you I ain't got the wrong with us hazmat you know that I'm just saying at the end of the day at the end of the day. I don't know if you're a fucking cop, a cop, you work for NASA, you got the cop glasses on,

the cop gloves on, but you got the NASA fit on. We still haven't dunked the glasses in water, so we don't know really what's up with the glasses. I don't know, what the fuck are you? The police and a scientist at the same time, nigga, you look like you belong in a lab, like you, the nigger that's trying to figure out

the motherfucking solution to the coronavirus. Don't come around us like that. That's pretty fucking insulted. You have the vaccine. I'm realizing that both of y'all too is snitching. If I was undercover, you're all snitching on me right now. But that's another story. One thing I want to say about the jails before we get out of here with the jails.

People complaining, quarantine on the street, quarantine in jail is in your room all day long. And that's the only safe precaution they could do for you because the jail might be clear. But it's people in and out the jail. Once the jail get it, how do you not get it in jail? So, like, seriously, pray for the people behind the wall. Send them a letter. A letter does a lot. Getting your name called that mail is everything.

like it seems like nothing it takes you two seconds to just throw a stamp on the envelope send your people some mailman especially if you've reaped all the benefits of what they did when he was out don't forget about your people in the jail man you used to get a lot of mail free to jails my name was called every day oh so let me ask you a question because see the thing for a guy in jail is when he get that picture with some legs or she and them panties that ass bent over you know low would tell you he's gonna go hit the ceiling right love party i'm putting i'm putting the sheet up right so when you was in jail did you want a nigger to send you

sweats sweat picks sweat pigs draw picks you know all the mail is all the mail is checked by guards for they see you in these draws like send me a picture of you and your ethicas and get him ready first get him up there it gotta be graphic but not too graphic because it won't get in

would you send tudy some jones if you get some like like if she was in the joint Would you send it some of the business? I'm not, no. I see Gilly naked with a rose in his mouth. No, you crazy as shit. Tupac in the tub with the chains for Tuddy. She deserves it.

You know what? Tupac's my favorite rapper, but I start looking at him different when he did that shit. Wow, different times, the 90s. Fuck, no. No, I'm not, first of all, let me just say some. Well, you might need to shoot like that. You look good like that. Let me just tell you something.

I'm not, I'm not never going to get none of those type of joints out there of me. You ain't going to never catch. them joints me standing there I don't I don't I don't slap my own dick woke him up Tudy behind the wall can't get a pick no I'm gonna go see I'm gonna see me personally go ahead grab it's right there in the left pocket under the table so you're gonna do a hand job under the table you want her you want her to see you some you want her to see you some some party shots when you and Jeff no you ain't got to send me no party shots man listen you ladies getting sexy on the ground like I'm like I'm like I'm not even I'm

trying to get in and get the fuck out man you feel what I'm saying now if if I Got 20 years, I probably don't even want no party shots anyway, because I know you out there, you're getting partied shots all in your face. That is ridiculous. That's ridiculous. All you ladies on a gram getting sexy, know your pictures are upstate. People are screenshot and you're sending your pictures of upstate. You are now video mixing.

You are now video mixing. Listen, I will say this. I will say this. You know what I'm going to take them. Like I told you. Nigger having sex with your girl. No, no. No.

Let me explain something to you. When you're up. State. Shout out to all the dudes that know the game, man, and all the people. Shout out to all the sisters out here to be taking screenshot and the pictures off Instagram for their brothers and cousins and sending them up there, sending them all printing them up. That is everything

because you fall in love with girls you don't, you never met in your life. And then when you come home and you're seeing, you're like, oh man, I had that when I was in jail. That's another story. I want to give a shout out. I only give a shout out to one of our sponsors, man, Hawthorne. One thing about Hawthorne, smelling good is important. You know what I'm saying? Hawthorne smell really good. Getting Harthorn

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Top five comedians of all time. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Number one is Eddie Murphy. Number one is definitely not Eddie Murphy. Number one comedian all time is Eddie Murphy. Richard Pryor would be number one.

Fuck no. Damn, that is good. That is good. That is good. That is good. Fuck no. All right. Well, listen, how about this?

I love Richard Pryor. Rest and peace of that legend. But Richard Pryor was not Eddie Murphy. What's your top five, Mona? Get your top five first. Top five. No order. Richard Pryor, David Chappelle.

Martin Lawrence Some bullshit Marlon Wayne Bullshit Marlon Wayne fourth Chris Rock Oh that's her list Now give me your list

Bullshit Eddie Murphy Martin Lawrence Copy again Richard Pryor Will Farrell Andrew Dice Clay Fuck

Jerry Sanfield Willow Why don't Jerry Seinfeld is that nigga though I can't lie But not he ain't in my top No you look like an Andrew Dice Claypool I grew up in North Philly

So he probably you know If I grew up in motherfucking Wisconsin Yeah he probably would be Jerry probably would be but the fact I grew up in North Philly and I grew up off of you know

deaf comedy jazz What's my man What's my man? What's on the Wayne brother show? On Living Colors White guy Jim Carrey No

You don't like Jim? I love Jim You love Jim I love Jim Well it's hard to do the list Because you have to figure We're doing stand up Or we're doing total

Totality career But don't all them dudes Do stand up that y'all just said Hold on Hold on Hold on I got Eddie Murphy I got Martin Lawrence

right and the reason why I picked these people one and two is because they got killer stand up and they both got movies where they play multiple motherfuckers in the movie coming to America Eddie Murphy was 44 motherfuckers in the movie Richie Pryor did it first

what do you do Richard Pryor was the first to do the fucking Nettie Professor thing with all the characters Richard Pryor paid his, the grandpop, the dad, the mom, the girlfriend. Where? Don't know the name of the movie. She don't even know what it happened.

I don't remember that. So that, anybody else remember that? That actually happened. When? No, seriously. What the fuck did that happen? Richard Pryor did that first. I never seen that movie.

When I fucking figure out the movie, then that's it. Let me tell you something. Well, listen to me tell you something. Right now, you know what it seems like you're coming? You just showed up to the court with no fucking basketball. You can't fucking play. I didn't have my receipt. How you're coming to the, oh, he did this.

Chris, Google it. And they ain't got no motherfucking facts. Chris ain't on this motherfucking show. Chris, you ain't got to Google shit. I have to switch up. You're in the background over there, Chris. Stay the fucking. I made a bad mistake.

I have to take off the Wayans guy and put Bernie Mac on. Excuse me. I apologize. Bernie Mac is on my list. Martin Lawrence got movies like that where he played multiple motherfuckers in the movie. Big Mama. Oh, yeah, yeah. Nigel.

Fuckin Shanae, man. Right. Shenay. He got all these articles going. character, roam in the house. And his characters are legendary. His niggas doing his characters on the gram right now. We're not going to do that, though.

Fuckers, you talk about who? Sheney-N-N-N-A. And ain't none of them other people did that. I know a lot of women that look like Shenn-N-N-A. You got to understand Eddie Murphy was six niggas in a barbers shop. For sure. He whipped Joe Lewis's head. I'm going to fuck what you say.

I'm not a fan of his stand-up. So at the end of shit. I don't like raw. I said it. Delirious? Unpopular opinion. Don't like raw delivers. Nope,

don't like it. You're fucking on cocaine. I'm sorry. I got to get my five. All right. What's your phone? Oh, my God. Are we ready?

Number one. And the reason I'm going with him is personal, Kevin Hart. Because I know where he come from. Listen, he got big time fucking movies. Here he has. He do stand up. And he was going through all type of shit. Kevin Hart.

Here he is. Kevin Hart. Oh, oh, I'm putting him on my father. Airyaz, man. Yeah, that's my fucking nigger. Shout out the Erriy. Listen, he's not number one. I'm putting him on my number one.

Fuck your number one. Kevin Hart is your number one? That's like me telling you you're number one. Kevin Hart is your number one? I said mine. I said mine. Listen. I'm not even Kevin.

I give you Kevin being in your top five. Number one. That is the ultimate. You just like you just like how you going to shit on Richard Pryor and Eddie Murphy? I'm not shitting on them. I didn't. I wouldn't dare do that. What I'm saying is like that.

Listen, because what I'm saying is this. Let me talk. What I'm saying. Kevin is my nigga. We grew up in the same hood. I ain't worrying about that. Shout out. Listen, I love Kev.

Because, listen. There's no nigger that's more proud of Kev than me. All right. Him and Kev used to split P and J's. Use another ass nigger. They ain't got nothing to do with you. All right. Kev, right.

Kev Richard. Kev Richard. No, shut up. Shut up. Stop saying them niggas like you know I'm rich. No, I know them. They're my fucking uncles, nigga. When you're in the crib and you're going through the stradrow in the eddy in the 80s,

fucking you're talking about a movie. Not a cat. Not a movie. You sound like a chick name and all that movie. Y'all are not Richard Pire fans if you don't know that movie. nickname and all the niggins shit I'm fucking in high school Kevin Richard

Let me get my shit out I let you get your shit out Jonathan Let me get my shit out Kev Richard Eddie Red Fox Okay

Okay And The one and only David Chappelle My motherfucking Nick His list is cool Top flight list Both of your list

Both of y' list Is full of shit Let me put your list down there You're looking at this Tell me your five But my five is legend Your five ain't fucking with my five Now what's name

Will Ferrell is a fucking bit. He is a nut. So I like him, you know what I mean? But I thought you was going to see somebody like Andrew Dice Clay. Why you ain't say Andrew Dice Clay? Because that's your bull. Why are we mentioning Andrew Dice Clay? He's a fucking legend too.

He's a legend. He's a legend. You can't not down, it's because you don't like a nigger. You cannot downgrade the nickers legend. Okay, so who the top five? Fuck it. Who the top five honorable mentions? I would have to see Cedric the entertainer for me

D.L. Hugley. Bernie Mac. D.L. Hughley. You are fucking right. What about Bill Bilemmy? That nigger is funny on a stand-up. No. Not at all.

What? Did you ever see it? He's funny. He's still working. Shout out to Bill Bevany, but he's not on his list. No. I would have to give a up-and-coming young nigger some love.

Don't call me white girl. I like D.C. young fly oh and i'm gonna keep it all the way real this nigga shocked the shit out of me hi-ha david hi-ha david's funny as fuck i'm gonna keep it all the way real

i thought hi-ha davis was a motherfucking instagram nigger right and it's a difference that nigger did some stand-up comedy in fucking Houston and trade the truth shit that nigger did his thing man. Ha-ha Davis had the whole country

saying words twice. The whole country. What's the little shorthy? The girl. Just hilarious. She's doing nothing. I never seen you do no stand-up so I can't throw you

on there. I ain't know you just trying to throw yourself in there and I know you, I see you trying to hop on the boat. Listen. And it's cool, but I ain't seen you do nothing. You know what my issue is with that?

Because when we talk about these comedians and we do honorable mentions, there's no kitty cat on the list. I mean, you said, Jess Laris, that's what's up. But when you think about, when you think about female comedies, I'm talking about when we talk about our favorites, legends, who do you really mention? Where's the Samores or the Monique's? Yeah, you right. Or the Wanda Sykes. Where are they? But that's why I'm here.

Fuck, you ain't put a bit in there. Because honestly, I don't have a favorite really female comedian. I mean, I like, I like. No, I like you. That's what you're saying. You can't be, oh, I want to stick up for the bitches. Yeah, nobody don't throw the benches in it. I'm not.

You just had the top fire. You didn't throw no bitches in there. I'm not sticking up for the women. I'm saying there's a lack there of. I'm saying there's the same fucking way we felt. You know what I mean? I'm saying that we need more raw comedians like myself. I feel like you compare me to somebody.

Tell me a joke right now. Fuck that. We put you on the front street. Tell me a joke right now. That is totally not how that works. That shit. I could, listen, I'm not a comedian. And I could tell you a motherfucker.

fucking joke. I hate when people do that. Stop doing that in the street. Knock not. Who's there? Wallow in his dumb ass suit. Bada pop. That was good.

Thanks. Colorful. No, I ain't getting me. I am the female version of Richard Pryor and I'm the next biggest comedian ever. But y'all want to roll with it. Knock not. Who there?

Who's there? Colorful. Colorful who? Colorful who? Colorful ass sweatsuit de Mona got on. That was bullshit. That was He's corny

But she laughed But listen You see how you fell back And you let It was that moment It was a pity laugh It was a pity laugh I want to give him something

All right everybody give up Before we even go to the next Everybody give up two People that's just funny on the gram You ain't got to be A stand up Who's funny on the gram Boosey

Come on dog The niggas Trying to be funny Come on You want to take from the Come on Gil Let me just say something Don't be a dick here.

Let me just say something. He's a rapper. To me, to me, some of the niggas that got the best personalities on Instagram ain't fucking comedians. Let's be for real. Nick, I didn't say best personalities, you've not asked.

I didn't say that. I just said funny people, the funny people that's trying to be funny. Okay, please give me too. Being funny as part of your personality. All right, give me two people. Just give me two people. Just give me two comedians.

You want me to tell you funny. Two Instagram comedians. That you funny. That you laugh at. Two Instagram comedians. Ha, Ha, Davis and D. see young fly all right all right

I like you know who you know who I think funny as shit and boozy Spice Adams Spice Adams Spice Adams he's a funny motherfucker

and Shiggy be on there tripping when he'd be doing the old hair skits he'd be tripping but I want to shout out to some Philly boys too Rich Dollars

Agie funny Funny funny funny bull quill Tiz money T's 215 Yeah Southside Drew makes me laugh Southside Drew's funny Everybody, you know what I mean, shout out to them that's doing anything.

But now, let's go to the next segment, man. Excuse me, my two, Instagram comedians that are funny. I would give it to Southside you and Katie the Don. Katie to Dawn. Katie to Dawn is funny. I'm going to check. I'm going to check her out. Katie to Dawn and Southside you.

Hey, everybody is doing anything. Yeah, I'm mean. Shout out to everybody is doing anything. Let me say something about that. It's a difference between Instagram comedians and real comedians. We know that. Stand up and Instagram. It's a difference.

That's what separate the boys from the men. The stage. Yeah, that's a grandmowner. All right. A million dollars worth a game. Let's get into this. Oh, $1. A million worth of game is brought to you by Tommy John.

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Please. How are you talking about social distancing when you just touch me? And, and, excuse me, you slapped me in the face with some fucking draws, nigga that. You're right. I don't give a fuck about social distance. You put some fucking draws in my face. But what I'm saying is the importance of just taking this coronavirus thing serious.

Please. You know what I'm saying? just taking it serious because you got young motherfuckers like my son who I was in the house arguing with everybody ain't standing in it's people going outside

y'all went outside nigga we went to the supermarket so you know it's motherfuckers out here that you know they think that this shit is a game and if it wasn't for us having to do this podcast and deliver this good game to y'all I would not be sitting next to these two motherfuckers that's just the truth

And one thing that's important, when you go to the supermarket, please don't take fucking anything. I see, listen, man, I've seen an old lady in the supermarket looking for something, man. And she was just like, she in an eye, I'm like, damn. You know, I'm saying to myself, that could be my grandma, that could be somebody. And it's like, no, she don't probably got no help. So imagine when your grandma or somebody that you could be anywhere, you ain't got to be there. She's going to get some food or whatever. If she ain't got no older lady, they ain't got nobody.

And she go there. Now she got to try to go to another store. So now that's more travel for it. It's more wearing and tear on our body. And also, you got to be, and if you see somebody at the register, like you, you're a young person, man, you see an older person. They look like, help them out. Help them out the best way you can.

If you can even pay for the shit. You know, I do that all the time. But just help them. But think about when you grab and stuff. You don't, listen, 15, the stores are going to keep stocking up. The trucks is running. They're going to keep stocking up. But think about somebody that's coming after you.

And what's the thing with the toilet paper? How many, how many times you're going to wipe your ass? Why is it no toilet paper? Why? Why? Why? Why are y'all taking all the toilet paper? I'm going to keep it all the way real, though. It's a fucked up thing when you run out of toilet paper, you take that shit.

Then you look up being no taller paper because I'm going to keep it for a couple times that I had to wipe my ass with a t-shirt. Wow. Like you ain't never had to wipe your ass with a t-shirt? I did before in the woods. I'm outdoors. It's some shit I'm just not going to say on here. I have to just take that stand.

First of all, you look up, ain't no toilet paper. Okay, bring me some paper towel. ain't no paper towel paper towel is rough though in the rip of your kitchen don't even matter poor people use newspaper oh man that's the rough

no no no no I wasn't using it I've used it I used it fucking did you grow up poor I used a t-shirt I used newspaper before I used a fucking but I used the wet it though I went to just use it out ginger that's another counterfeit it for another day

so at the end of the day I understand why it ain't no more taller paper because it's either taller paper town then you run out of that it's a t-shirt listen practice social disband you never ran out of tall of paper but tell i have never wiped my ass with a t-shirt gill would you wipe your ass with that look at you trying to think you don't ask a woman no shit like that it's my panties

you're your panties all right this is my panties same thing i throw them away i use a little ass thong to wipe your ass i got a lot of ass i don't have little ass so you got so you got you had shit all on your fingers and everything it got rough but i made it through damn listen social distancing is important and you think that fucking quarantining for 30 days sucks how imagine 90 days The more we go out, the longer this shit is going to take. These people are figuring this shit out day by day. And if you do decide to do some dumb shit like get an Airbnb and have a party, don't post it. Because you're encouraging your dumb-ass follower to have another party.

Stop having parties. People are social distancing, meaning I'm going to just hang on my cousins or my gang on my friends. No, stay the fuck in the house until we figure this shit out. It's that simple. And about the old people, if you know somebody who's on your block, I challenge everybody watching this to just knock on the door, yell from the yard. do you need anything and if she says fuck off say fuck you too miss barbara i got one question i just want to ask this because i'm i was going to ask you this off camp but just because he can't on my the six nine call you since he got out of jail has he reached out oh you playing no i'm the only

the only thing i'm saying only time he came to jail he was he was uh he was hooking up with gilly that's all i'm saying i'm not trying to so so so you mean conning and motherfucker and the queen of the mile got jokes in this no i'm not saying i'm just asking six nine was released because of the coronavirus he called you like when i could i call you like when i did When I got a jail, I called you, my pee-woo's. I'm just saying that. I'm asking you, did he call you? All right.

I'm going to set up the king of nut-ass nigger tour and the fucking queen of the mile tour. I'm his accent. I'm his accent. Honestly, what rapper are you? I think I'd do a song with him first. Gil. Well, rapper, I think I'd do a song with him first.

Somebody's going to do it. Now, who is going to be? We ain't got to get in all that. I'll tell you what rapper would do a song with him first. We ain't got to get in all that. Whatever rapper is the thirstiest for the fame. Okay. Somebody's going to do it.

Welcome home to come. At the end of the day, at the end of the day, listen, man, I'm, one thing I'm not going to do, I ain't going to sit in Harbor on Youngham too much because it's a gang of motherfucking rats right here in the city of Philadelphia. Facts. It's a gang of niggas that I know personally who, so it's like, and these niggas be, who? Who's talking to the people? y'all take pictures with them so at the end of the day

it's like I don't listen man I just I just do me man I mind my business I you know I stay to me in minds and I let niggas do them what happened that day the police ain't can't catch you and they caught you

in the car and the next thing you know they had me locked up what happened that day wow what what the fuck let's go to the next topic I don't want to put nobody out there my mom And I took up, I was in jail forever. I don't know what happened.

You got to fuck out of here. You didn't know, you're in jail forever because you're slow. I don't know what happened. Yeah, I mean, the last thing I heard was, Cuzz, wait up, wait up. No, he said, they got us. Come out. I came about it. He said, well, cause, wait up.

Y'all know I was the athlete. Y'all, this thing got, they tripped him off from behind. He fell, scraped his chin all on the ground, shit. Oh, he'd really be having people. He was an athlete. You played for online college before online was popular. I'm still an athlete. Fuck out of here, you nut.

I played on online. But how you're going to play for, listen, how are you going to play for a college called Philadelphia College University community of North Philly by way of Ariav Street? And you went to, and then your major was streetology.

Play what? How the fuck was you made the streetology? All right. Football? First of all, okay, first of all. Track, I'll give you track. First of all, let's keep the real. You was a three-time prison champion

in the dance contest, bitch. Was you? Yes. He was battling a nigger named Lowell Him in the yard. Not Lil Kim, Lowell Him. Free Lo him. Yeah, he was battling a little him in the yard, right? Lowell him had him, right?

Then he threw his motherfucking, this was for the third championship, the three-peak, like Joe. Okay. Nigger threw his leg up on the motherfucking, on the weight bench. Pause. Do the stinky leg. Oh, the whole yard went crazy. Shut that shit down.

He lying on me. I would have throw a ping pong for you, Wallow. I played a little ping pong in Joe. He looked ping pong. He had it in the cell box. First of all, let me just tell you something, because you knew to the show, right? He was the captain of the wrestling team.

Right? You lying on me, man. He was a pimp. He lying on me. A pimp with holes? Yes, he pimped two holes in jail. I've always wanted to be a madam. He was a, he had Ricky Minaj.

You was a pimp in prison? Yes, he had Ricky Minaj. He lied. He lied on me. This shit didn't guarantee. I'm just saying. He had Yianzzi and Ricky Minaj. You look like a CEO.

You look like a rat, nigger. You look like you take a whole cartel down route in that right now, nigga. And I'm going to keep it. You look like Officer John Tappel. In life, when you see me. What did this nigga play? What athlete? Where is the athleticism?

Football, track, what? Who are me? Yes. I did it all. I did it all. I did it all. That's how he felt like he was the track. Because the coach was leaving one day, the track coach is leaving.

And they see him running down Broadway Street. They say, oh, he and he's going to the Olympics. So that's how he came to star. He was the best in Philly. But listen, he won a street Olympics, and he won a high school Olympics for track. But I will say this, at the end of the day, when you see me, right? Yeah. Just think about this.

Hell is a good one. And I think this is why he mad. Let me take my hood off real quick. When you see me, Mowna, what vibes do you get from me, like, as, you know, professions in life? You give me state trooper. Yeah, you give me officer Jonathan Tackle. You give me state trooper first year out, ready to make a fucking message. Yeah, like, I'm out here to life.

You give me a state trooper fresh out the academy trying to make a name for some. Officer Jonathan Tackles. You give me a rest of older lady for a traffic ticket. Right. You think I would. You give me, you give me, you give me, you give me pat a nigga down, grab his dick and then scream out. We got a weapon. That's what you give me.

You give me loss prevention at Target. Right. You give me a low budget security gig at a tasty cake factory. You give me security garden a toilet paper at Target. Right. Right, you give me the nut-ass CEO on D-block up greatest food. Yeah, you give me...

You know, the nut-ass C-O they give everybody a problem. Because I'm a C-O or a sergeant. No fucking C-L, for sure. You give me Sergeant Dickhead. No white shirt. Yeah, you give me Sergeant D.H. You give me visiting guard, Dickhead, they don't let Gilly get the hand job under the table.

Damn, he gave you that... That's the worst nigger in the jail. Right. Come on, bro. It's a visit. You give me CEO who on all your off days, you go to Lou and choose. party. You give me, I'm out

from doing all that time and I'm going to get somebody locked up. Dipped the glasses. Can we get the glasses dip? Hold up, hold up. Oh, we're going to stop telling you what you give us. No, but I'm saying what type of real live, like top flight job, like a real job, like y'all think if I was working in a real public like a man. You give me you give me a 20 year waiting on your pension to come fire man. You give me dick here at the parking lot.

You love for that ring. Oh, get the houses. You run up on the truck. You give me one of those niggas. That's a hero job. Any other hero jobs I get you? Like the dicky at the concert that makes you put your phone away. Yeah, you give me that too. That's still security.

As I'm hype with it, I'm just, excuse me, you got to put your phone away. You give me, it's just my job. I'm just doing my job. Oh, I'm just doing my job. Okay, that ain't bad. That's the change you give me. Follow the rules. I'm just keeping the real.

I'm just honest. Listen, man, a lot of youngans being my DM, right? And the question that they always asked, that I never really even spoke on, never, you know, was Gilly, how do you win coming from the hood? Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, can I handle that? Let me handle this. My type of shit. My type of shit.

Let me look at the camera. He's adjusting that condo. Keep my glasses on. I'm sure you can see me when I see you. How do you win coming out the hood? He's wearing a wire. young cats I'm talking to the young cats I'm not talking to the older dudes that stuck in their ways

caught up on some back in the day shit that don't matter no more nobody cares about yesterday but if you're a young cat let me just tell you something that's real important you're trying to come up out of the hood you got to have you got to know how to deal with people the same way you deal with people sliding DMs and all that on social media you got to know how to deal with people in real life

you got to establish relationships with people that can help you and introduce you to new levels of life but two things you can't do you cannot monetize tough you can't monetize tough you can't monetize tough and what you mean about it oh I'm a tough

nigga I'm a street I'm tough nobody gives a fuck that you're tough nobody cares you're not making no millions off of being tough unless you in a movie number two you can't monetize cool and when I say cool cool cool is I'm not doing this I don't want to do

that I ain't doing this it's cool it's cool I'm not doing this I'm not doing that that's the tough that's the cool join the cool joe oh I ain't doing this I ain't doing that like you know how many cool motherfuckers I know this bro oh I'm too cool to get a job Oh, I'm too cool to get this. I'm too cool to get that.

A lot of people out there that's chasing their dreams, and I tell people this all the time. You could be chasing your dreams at the same time, have a job to maintain your bills and your responsibilities. Why are you chasing your dream? Don't be too cool when you tell me something. Oh, I just rapper. Oh, I just, you got a motherfucker that told me the other day,

oh, I'm just a street nigga, man. I don't do nothing. What the fuck is you talking about? You don't get no money. You live with chicks. Like, you don't get no money. I got a cat that told me his street dude. No, I'm a street.

You know how I'm rocking it all the way out. well you're not successful at doing it buddy you're being a you're a loser street dude you haven't one yet you're not a successful criminal so at the end of the day you're too cool to get a job you too cool to try to go out to something but you you ain't too cool to lay up in somebody crib and eat all the food up eat all the food up eat all rohim juzy juices the little rham juicyes eat all the little snacks the little apple the little slices the little sandwiches little little surprises they be having you you want to eat all that shit and fuck somebody couch up because you're laying up on the couch putting the dinner in and you're wearing the goddamn game out and you're wearing the goddamn refrigerator out the refrigerator door rate fly the fuck off but you talk about you too cool think about that to all you do is it's cool but back to the young boys youngins watch who the fuck you call your old head man for sure look at your old head and do and do and do a fact check be like hold up my old hair how long you've been in the streets right you've been in the streets right you've been in the streets just since i was before i was born and you still broke you still ain't come up you still ain't when but why is it that young boy look at all the older men in your neighborhood and then you see the dude they've been working whatever his house paid for he got a nice house his nice car y'all front watching his car his children going to the college and all then look at your old head where's kids at what they're doing and if they're doing

some other shit they're away from him looking at so watch who the fuck you call your old head yeah really and what you did is some street shit

ain't got nothing to do with no old head because a lot of people put that that OG John with somebody that was in the street like OG's a bad

that OG means so it could be somebody to drive the septa bus that could be your OG it ain't got to be nothing to do with some some tough shit

everybody is so focused on an OG is a real some dude that did some fucking crime and some goofy shit that's ready a PD, really a penitentiary director

Make sure your OG ain't a PD A penitory director Give me you game to direct your dumb ass To the motherfucking penitentiary So at the end of the day The way you win is grind Don't be entitled Don't nobody owe you shit

Repeat grind Don't be entitled Don't nobody owe you shit And you're gonna get to the places That you want to be But why are you doing it If you got to get a gig or whatever To maintain your responsibilities do that

But that's how you come up out of it That's how you went Coming them out the hood man I mean, that's how I feel about that. Put out good energy. Go ahead. How do you win coming up out the hood? Number one, I don't give a fuck if you're coming out the hoods, you're coming out

the suburbs, you're coming from Mars, Jupiter. I don't give a fuck where you're coming from. The secret to winning in life is hard work. You feel what I'm saying? And understanding what hard work. work really is. See, some motherfuckers you got out here, they fooling themselves. They think

they're putting in hard work. Sometimes you got to sit around a motherfucker that work hard that bitch you just called. It's coughing nowadays, as hard as a motherfucker. It's the water. It's the water. It's trickle. Oh, that motherfucker that way, though. We're the hands in. You know what I'm saying? Hard work.

You got to put the work in, man. And then when you're coming from the hood you got to stay out the way explain elaborate on stay out of the way so so when you're putting the work in and you got to stay out the way you got to understand that

okay what do I want out of life do I want to be out here hustling do I want to be out here shooting that niggas do I want to be out here doing all the typical shit that these young

niggas do growing up in the hood or do i want to be great no i want to be great so you know what what y'all do is not what i do and just because i don't do that that don't make me less of a man that don't make me a bitch-ass nigger that don't make me uh none of the none of that bullshit you feel what i'm saying it really make you more of a man to know who you is in no way you trying to go at in life thanks see because you got you have a group of niggas and only one of them is really true to this gangster shit

all the rest of them niggas is being followers they ain't being true to who they really is so at the end of the day you knowing who you really is putting the hard working stay in the fuck out the way

and understanding that your blessings come from God so once you put enough working there you go you deserve it you deserve it you deserve it

you deserve it your blessings don't come from nowhere else your blessings come from God I told while that when they first came home you put the work in

you're truly blessed and you still put in the work in every fucking day you didn't get some money and say oh I got some money I'm at the finish line I know it's like oh no no no how we gonna get some more money

how we gonna take what we got now and amplify it times 10 because the object of this shit was never to just get some money the object of this shit was to change the lives of motherfuckers that

we ain't going to never get a chance to meet. Yes. The moves I make the day going to secure the future to the family members that I won't be living to meet. Right. You feel what I'm saying? We're trying to secure the bag for motherfuckers. We ain't even going to be able to meet.

They just going to hear stories about it. Yeah, I'm telling you, boy, your great-great-grandfather killing that niggil that niggil was crazy. That motherfucker. But he left this. But he left the bag. So at the end of the day, man, anybody, I don't get a fuck what situation you in man

you can make it happen you don't need a bunch of niggas to fuck with you you just need a couple niggas to fuck with you and you can make it happen I don't give a fuck where you come from so shout out to all the youngans

man who sent me that them DMs and you know they really be wanting to know they'd be really they'd be wanting the game they'd be really wanting to know yo is it possible that's what they really be wanting to know is it possible for me to make it the fuck out it is it is especially if you believe it you have to believe it you have to believe that you can if you believe it you see it put that footwork in it'll work and add structure to your life start waking up in the morning you the only want in the house get up in the morning maybe other people wake up with you add structure of discipline because the jail will do it for you anyway yeah and uh on talking about jail now it's time from stories from the cell on this stories from the cell i'm talking about the first time i got jumped in jail by

white boy what happened was no I had to slide it didn't quick to get this shit over with it but it's real see I'm in jail right this one I was still young I'm in Dallas penitentiary right I go to the child hall one thing about it I was the child hall champion right this back when they used to give you rice

and beans a lot of times of the week they give you a bunch of rice on your join this one they was in counting your porch you know how motherfuckers to shake the dip on you in jail this one they were just hitting that John they were just they were just like they was hitting it like this so I go to John so I'm running down there. But when I ran down there, it was about 10 people in line because you

know how when they hit the doors early, they hit your tear, you first to go. So you run, you know what I mean? I go down to jump. I run down the child hall, right? So it's his white boy. He got a little size on there, but I ain't paying attention. So I just walk, walk through because he'll go to the wall where everybody lined up, but I walked from the wall, walk through a couple of the tables and walk in front. He walked right up. Yo, my man, what's you doing? Right? I never forget. He was an Irish boy from Pittsburgh, right? I'm like, what you mean when I'm doing? He's like, what the fuck is you doing busing me? and I seen he was ready to get loud

and I knew I didn't want no smoke with this guy he was a big guy it looked like he looked like he operate weights so straight up I'm gonna tell you what happened okay okay so you saying a motherfucker could spook you off of the look no fuck what he talking about I'm asking you a question

a nigger could spook you off the look possibility it depends on the situation so let me explain what happened so now when he say it right the childhood wasn't crowded but more people starting to come in and I'm like god damn a rep on the line so what I the easiest thing

to do was the pushy jack right like a tape player pushy jack so i said uh no no i ain't even you know what my bad yeah because you ain't gonna be fucking busting nobody i didn't want this dude to keep going on because he was going to blast me and if we got in the fist of cups it would have been a problem right because i'm little he's dude big as shit big white boy right and he looked like he was just like in an irish mob or some type of shit whatever he had going on to pittsburg it was some serious shit because i'm like oh shit right so i'm like no my fault man i ain't mean to do he said yeah don't be fucking busting no lines around here

bitching at a rapid rate. I took my ass from right back to the back of the line because more people came. I went to backing them because I ain't wanted to keep going. I wanted to die down real quick because of this scene would have been took and able to transcribe this scene.

I would have had to fuck my jacket up. Beginning of the bid or ended it? That was at the beginning. Wow. I knew not to jump the fucking line. In the beginning, you're not wilding, poking niggas? No, you don't be doing all that. I'm trying to get out of jail.

Everybody to talk that shit. Like, niggas don't. You know what I hate, though. Diggas have come home. You know what I hate from niggas from niggas from jail. Every night. nigger that come home from jail scream out

I was running shit up there nobody running jail I was the man up down telling you I was running shit on the it's like nigga you wasn't even running shit on the street

how the fuck you was running shit in jail I'm confused like like oh you because you was the nigger who stuck some weed in your ass To get it into jail Because you was the poofah

You was running shit Niggas is crazy And another thing I hate Why do niggas think Because They was doing some illegal shit On the streets And

All that happened was You got caught You go to jail you do a bunch of years and then when you come home you tougher than when you want in why do niggas feel like that I would try to ask about that because when that white boy stepped

to me I was tough wasn't even on my mind my whole thing was about listen we got to it was like a motherfucker when he stepped when I seen what's going on I was like hold the fuck up I got to figure out a way for us to try to negotiate something because this don't got to go nowhere it don't have to go nowhere

because if this and I'm standing right next to the to the to the to the gate. It was like a gate on a window. And I'm like, if he just, it's going to be, it's going to be ugly. Shout to Tim McCormick, wherever you are. Yeah. I say, hold.

Let me slide the fuck about it. Because I wasn't that dude that was on it. I ain't the dude that went to jail. And all of a sudden, I became tough. I became realer than everybody in society. I'm thorough or toughening an A by the never went to jail. I went to jail, did my time, got the fuck out, educated myself the best way. And when to live my life.

I wasn't mad at nobody. I wasn't angry in nobody. I wasn't trying to put, oh, I was in jail. I'm toughening to you. I put, and I let people know this. When dudes say, damn, man, you're a real nigga. You did 20 years in jail. I said, no, I'm a dickhead.

The boy that never went to jail is the real nigga. Right. Don't never fuck that up, young boy. Don't never get me mixed up and think that I'm real a then your pop. I'm really doing your uncle. They got a real job that work for SEPTA or a transportation or work at Walmart. No, I'm no realer to them. I'm a human being just like them.

And me doing some dickhead shit and getting caught don't mean nothing. Stories from the cell. Don't you give a story from the cell real quick. One time about how big mama ate. that pussy. Tell about how Papa eat that pussy what you call

a big pot. Shout out to my dad. I was thinking you was going to reach out because I talked to me,

talked about you on the last episode. You haven't. Hopefully you're alive and you're well Corona free. All right,

let me ask you one question though. Out of every all right, it's just say 100 women in jail, how many of them

get down? 98. Get the fuck out of here. Girl jail is super gay. I saw somebody get fisted in girl jail.

That was pretty wild. Damn. They, Fisted, that's the fist. How many fists could you get in yours? None. I mean, get fingers.

Like, fingers. Listen, I saw someone get fisted and for sure, for sure, the women that are the gayest are the married ones. Like, the husbands come every week and she come give you a kiss and she goes right back on the unit and she irons that bitch's clothes. Yeah, she's cheating on you with a woman. They used to smoke crack. Wow. Why, why, why, what? Listen.

Because crack kids come to jail and they get all thick. You know what I mean? And they have to survive. So they turn into men and they get women to take care of them. So you're sending money to the jail, but really is going to Big Deborah. Like it was going to Daddy? I didn't have to spend a dollar in my father's cell. He held us down.

She kept on my father. He fucked up. She fucked us. Why would I call her dad if she fucked me? If I had sex with a woman. Tudy called me dad. I blazes the shit out of her daddy. We have to ask Tudy about all that. Hold, whoa, let me ask you a question.

I'll make the call. Speaking of the sheet of schmidium dicks, please get out of my damn. I said, I like schmedium dicks. I don't want yours. I don't. When I'm looking for a schmedium dick, I will put it on here. Get out of my damn with that. Listen, let me ask you a question of stuffy, sir.

It's gross. Let me ask you one question. I have huge amounts of dick big schmedians. Anybody wants that, I could forward them to you. So people miss. As she digs. Greasy digs. They found out, they found out she like little stocky honda's.

I've even got action. All the chubbers, all the chubbers in the stubbers center. I swear these men are so happy that I came out and said that and they're all my damn is flooded with shmedium dicks I've even got action shots cum shots right in the DM a chubbers and stubbers I'm the man for you that's how I'll start chubbers and stubbers yes I'm it can I ask you a question about daddy and jail did you ever did you clean the cell did you clean the cell or make her bed somebody came and cleaned our cell for us when I'm telling you this bitch ran shit she ran shit and I was or daughter. Child

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