Million Dollaz Worth Of Game - MILLION DOLLAZ WORTH OF GAME EP:81 "BOWL BUDDY"

Episode Date: October 5, 2020

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Hey, million dollars worth of game listeners. You can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen, ad free on Amazon Music. Right. Even though he's still doing it. And I forgave him. I got it. I got it.

You see it? It felt, Cust. Listen, I had to get it. It was right there. I got it. We ain't got to get physical. I got it. No, the fly was on your head, Cuss.

It was a fly over your head. I wonder why they called me a loaf and I'm always in the field because I never gonna change even when I get my first meal probably sign my first deal nigga never gonna change I know why they called me a lot skin I'm always in the field because I'm never going to change even when I get my first meal probably sign my first deal nigger never going to change tell them niggins better up come to play boy Every since I fell back Niggas acting hard

Nica touched around A hundred of the last year Niggas touch more money than the cashier I call it high seed Niggins never gonna change And I love spend the money Plus I love the game bang

And I like nice snacks Got these diamonds on my neck And I fuck bad bitches So these holes no respect In the field playing bullets Niggas all you told Yeah I need to help I threw an alley

All the chobin in the rope In the same day All money in with the change Same As side X yo Disrespect the body yo Let you hear that gun blow Wassau Rolando

And now they caught me Rockin' from the ass guy Full time Bagger fuck the shit change I never change I don't change Even when I get my first meal I'm always in the field

Because I never gonna change Even when I get my first meal Polly sign my first deal Nika Never gonna change To know why they called me Aloke and I'm always in the field Because I'm never going to change

Even when I get my first mill Pally sign my first deal Liga O T, never going to change Big money Little Toad shit, shit, day in a life of a risk crib, hit a lick, even though I got a due time, pack niggins out on a blue line, used to hips, rose a park, everything new, because all the bad bids is what the king do.

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So they say that, you know, they say marriages, right? Babies, you know, threesomes, you know, all these things that, people be trying to do in their marriages they say that none of that shit don't save the marriage well what do then that's my question so in my opinion for the people that stay

together what keeps them together communication and fucking you've been married before no how are you talking to first of all those who can't do teach everybody knows that people to give the best

advice their lives are usually in shambles so yes communication is the kid you're welcome you can let him tell you because he's divorced yeah divorced exactly what happened actually been there done that though

like what that puts your head for because you don't try to figure out what you got going on where's the sexual harassed bar stools what are we doing with that we had work we can say whatever the fuck we want to say I don't work for bar stools like you don't need this nigga here

None of us do. Rollo stand up for me. I am. I'm just saying like I don't know where y'all. I don't know what type of shit you got going on. I was answering a question. First of all, y'all be on each other's lives and all that. They ain't got nothing to do with us.

So leave us out of it. You feel what I'm saying? Never hanged with cousins. You see? Listen, what we asked you is, you know, none of this things can save the marriage. What can save the marriage? That's what we asked. You're a woman.

I think communication, though, seriously. I really think that's that. Polygamy. Hmm. Polygamy. All right. Explain what happened with you, Tom. How the marriage, how long it was in there?

Well, one of the things, like, when you get married, man, it's like the women want you more. Like, I think that's one of the things that's overlooked is people think it's the men going out and seeking other women. But it's actually the women seeking the married man. Like, for me, for example. So you're telling me if a broke-ass nigger just got married, more women going to want a broke-ass nigger? I think women like I think a woman like the idea of one

somebody that that has already shown that another woman has expressed interest and would even marry him like I think women are almost so competitive with other women that they see that as a competition if it's somebody that's willing to

definitely if they got their stuff together you know what I mean if the person has this shit together I don't know like broke might be different but when somebody looks at a person that seems like they shit together and they marry yeah the woman want or more when i got married i was like in a position in my life where things were going well and

and it made like i got hit on by everybody every woman was like you know they were more interested and they knew i was married so you got your bag more you you attracted more women married and single yeah that's how that's like like it was crazy i lasted probably like one year like being faithful how long was you married three years so two years you your dick was off the shelf after year one see and the problem was I was hanging around NFL rich niggas too so it was like I was doing shit

it was like it was kind of already like you're in some situations that's already wild where's the loyalty not what you mean it's just as a as a man you get in a position where you definitely like this is the problem like a lot of people that don't have money don't understand some of the circumstances that niggas

get in once you get money what the fuck you're trying to say motherfuckers if you ain't been there you don't understand it It just is what it is So you're just saying So you're saying I ain't call you No it's not calling me bro

So you're saying You had money You was married And then You know out of nowhere Chicks was just Basically ODS Oh yeah

Oh here we go What's ODS Offering dick sucks Yeah absolutely Absolutely At a rapid rate And that's like Like no lie

When you got a girl Definitely a wife You become that much more like they just gonna come straight to the point they're not even gonna beat around the bush they're gonna tell you hey i want to suck your dick damn so they just was coming up like tony we want to tackle your dick and hey listen and then you what you want me to do say no fine motherfuckers coming saying hey look i want to suck your dick so you couldn't resist the fine bitches right that's my question you had to throw the glizzy in the mouth fuck that's how i got fucked up now that's one of the things when you was it at first you were saying no and then you kind of fell or you just straight was giving a dick up so you would so you would so So when you was, when you was married after a year, you just had just random bitches you was fucking or you was in a whole other relationship like that? It was the same bitch with the meat shit. So I started fucking with her. She was the first one that kind of broke, I jumped out the, out of the ship with.

Like, I was like, damn, she was bad. She was fine. She in New Orleans. You know, she was kind of like Creole looking, you know, she was a little exotic looking something. So I'm like, I'm going to cheat. The bitch got to be bad. Wow. How did you in court?

She told her on me. Damn, she just. Wait, she, wait. The bitch told me. So I, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, did you tell her you had a wife? Absolutely. Kept her being, 100%. And she still wanted to be on your team.

Yeah, she was like, yo, I'm down. She was, she was with everything. And then she doubled back and ratted you out. So she, she seen me take my wife to the Bahamas for her birthday. And I guess her not being able to get that trip, put in her feelings and she sent my wife a whole email with the itineraries all kind of shit did you stop fucking with her right then and there because she's a rat no i kept fucking with her that pussy was good yeah because that's crazy you stuck your dick in and the and the pussy reached

out and grabbed your balls from the body god damn yeah that's where she knew how to serve she know like like she knew how to serve a nigga too so you know if a girl no no she had that pretty face she looked at best when she's sucking a dick she look up bad i'm talking about the food like going to cook. Okay. Muffucking. I mean, even when you fuck Like submissive.

Yeah, super submissive. Like, hey, look, she's going to wipe your dick off when you finish. I'm like, this is the type of shit I like. That's solid. You know what I mean? But you could have asked the white to wipe you there.

Hey, what man don't like a nigga when you, I mean, he went crazy for a dick white. You got to go off. I was happy mom. With the war. Hey.

Hey. Hey. Hey. There are the women out there. This is a life lesson. Listen. White the dick off. The little little things matter.

A little thing. you better wipe the dick's mad to go get that hot rag wiped that dick ghetto put a little lotion on that rag why you put the little scent on it wipe them down anyway wait wait wait wait wait wait why would you put lotion on a rag to wipe a dirty dick off that's been for the scent of oil it's for the same bitch it's cute gill go ahead that's some big delaware you've been fucking the same bitch for 20 years you forgot you stopped that's a wellness of project shit right make up p and j and y and y y y'all go back to bed y'all been doing this a while that's I got a question

no we don't even wash we just we just we just bust it down and fall asleep I hate this you wake up your piece your piece stuck to the sheet we stuck to the sheep

I knew you by this dick on my leg be stuck to the sheet dick like tape to my leg yeah I mean fucking wrong with you 20 year three

we fucking fall in a coma that's not to dody you talk about I got something. And I turn the sprinklers to the whole bed be wet. I'm laying in the puddle. Shut up.

That's too much. It's too much. You're trying to make the body away from the puddle. Listen, listen. Seriously, this is where I think niggas fuck up at. Like, to me, it's levels, man. If I'm fucking with you, I'm looking out for you. You know I got a wife and you violate me like that and tell my wife, I can see

somebody really putting his hands on somebody. It's just such a violation. And I feel like it seemed like I was not looking in with some of these men like, y'all cater to the side bitch more than. and your main bitch like a woman pride be in it like you could cheat on your bitch that's one thing but for you to embarrass her oh my god like that's it that's it's just like what's the way the embarrassment come out with the embarrassment coming from the cheat the embarrassment come in where you take this bitch to the restaurant the boulevard you take this bitch to cherry

hill like you know what I mean are you trying to avoid the crowd do you take this bitch to the empty restaurant but do you take this bitch to the popping club wait wait wait what I'm saying do you get everything got to be some ghetto shit who the who the who the What the fuck goes to a restaurant on the bully? Only fucking restaurant of beer I hop. So it was safe to say a nigga took you the I hop.

On the tip of my tongue was I hop. But listen. Oh, so a nigga so a motherfucker take you to a hell hold my fucking bottle with you is you take mona to the eye hopps. Listen. All serious is.

Get us some pancakes. And then I'm the sheriff. The difference of taking her to KOP to buy her a bag or order her a bag bag online. It's like women for us, that's the ultimate. are competitive and these women do it's like

it's certain women that tried to fuck you just because they hated her like so when you fall for that bait that shit hurt you was a sucker this bitch was coming regardless I know women seriously I know women and every woman watching this can fucking vouch that hate women enough

that they'll fuck every bitch she fuck just out of spite just out of hate like shit really goes on like that so it's like you nigga I love you you my man I'm just talking about on some different type of shit listen it's not get on shit we could all went to the same college it's it's a peer thing it's that some women are that fucking catty that fucking competitive so as a man for you to be such a fucking pawn on a bitch beef

from fucking you know when they was in the same sorority it's like damn you're a sucker you disloyal you like you know what I mean like you got to be able to turn some shit down because it's one thing to cheat is another thing to embarrass me so so with a woman so with a man got me out here looking all crazy so with a man and a relationship with a man you love this woman where do it go bad at see because for me the only only time only way it could go bad at for me is is sex like as far as y'all cool first and then it no no no i love you ooh we together if you if you're with somebody and you decide oh we're going to get married and we're going to do all the

things then you felt some type of way for the person so way along the line do do it do it get bad i think people change too i think that like sometimes growing and changing it's hard it's a it's a process so it's like you have to really be down with a motherfucker to go through that with a person. You know what I mean? If I went through a phase where I was wasn't the happiest or I wasn't the most the active, but that was just a season for me. You know what I mean? So I feel like for us to really make it, you got to really be down to go through everything with me. And that's what a lot of it is. Niggas pull out, especially men, you're all weak. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Okay, cool. I got you

bitches. I got you, bitch, wait. Let's, let's talk the truth. Let's go. Okay. Oh, when you meet a woman, she do every motherfucking thing she got to do to book you to fuck in. You hear me? Everything she got to do to book you to fuck in. But then once she feel eyes in her fucking mind,

I got him. Guess what she don't do. Niggas do the same. No, no, no, no. Hold on. Can I finish? Can I finish? Guess what she don't do. Something dick. Right. You know who... That's what it is. It's all about dick, sir. I told you all that right. You know who some of the most miserable niggas on planet Earth is? Niggas that don't get fucked.

No. Niggas that's in a fucking long-ass marriage. Oh, okay. They're some of the most miserable planet. Niggas on planet. You know why? Because they dicks always fucking come last. Every time he tried to.

No, no, no, hold the fuck up. I let you fucking talk, all right? I ain't done that. All right. Every time, every time he's trying to get his dick off the shelf. I'm talking to you bitches out there. To all these niggas That's in long fucking marriages

I got you niggas today I wasn't gonna get you I wasn't gonna take up for you niggas But does she start talking Goofy shit Anytime a nigga won't get his dick Off the show You know what they scream out

Hold on wait I got the kids Wait I gotta make dinner Wait My pee Okay let's be for real If you put

If you got some A1 pussy You know how long it'd take to get that goddamn up out of him huh eight fucking minutes you hear me an arch back and a consistent fucking moan

it's all in the noise you're fucking right it's all in the noise it's in the noise it's in the noise it's in the noise fuck it's wrong with you and guess what he'll be out of there in 60 fucking seconds bitch get the coffee I'm creaming oh my gosh it's wrong with y'all

so I don't want to want to hear um you got a cun no no no no no no get this dick i would agree with that i would agree i bought the groceries if i don't buy the groceries nobody in this motherfucker don't eat so get this fucking dick we got him started it's too late no you're fucking right because it's a game his piece he's not on the shelf you know why he talked like it is no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no you know what it is she tried to put my dick on the shelf but did she realized that that shit ain't going to work with him because you know what I do

you put my dick on the shelf I threw poor hub on prep that motherfucker wait till I'm about to unload the clip and stand right over top of your ass in the bed at 2.30 in the morning and drop it on your like bird shit out the sky

fuck is wrong with you weak you right to you sleep that hot ass I should be more disturbed by this than I am no no no no I'm gonna let you get she be sleep that motherfucker and hot semen, that nice, warm

seamen drop on her motherfucking face out of the sky. You're fucking, where I'm going to put it at? I ain't going to put it on the blanket. Oh, my God, you're going to put it on the leg. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. She's sleep with the blanket up the neck up. So I'm dropping right out of the sky on the ass.

Soon she, soon she pop up out of sleep. Oh, you, what you thought? You thought I was going to waste this, motherfucker? Fuck, you thought I was going to be. And she don't kill you. Wow. The end of the story, not you did. Fuck.

the fuck is you talking Let me just tell you something It's a lie The warm of the seat You shit You got me fucked up The warm of the semen The better it is for your skin

And your skin kind of glown So I knew a nigger than bird shitted you Help help Fuck is wrong with you Anyway Is marriage overrated Did you call that bird shitted

That whole thing is called bird shitting Bird shitting? Don't try it at home Is marriage overrated Yes Because most of the motherfuckers That got married If you got married in 2010 You already divorced

Damn I believe in marriage, though I want to be married I don't mean I don't want to I got a question A man wears a woman A woman don't marry a man I'm just got a question

How good your vagina is if no nigga ever asked you to marry No nigga I've been engaged three times Bitch I'm just like Three rings niggas What?

What's up MVP? But they said you got good coochie butt I got a good coochie No you're here what you said I don't know what that That's when you butt That's when you butt

That's when you're gay shit He's talking about That's when you're what? They was like, because I know a nigga used to fuck with a little Dondon. He said, You don't know a Dirty Dondon. Yes, you did Dany.

You know a little Dany. I don't know no fucking Dill y'all really said Dany together. You really know somebody that fuck me. That's the crazy part. Delaware Dany. It ain't no Delaware Dany with the Accurate. Delaware with the Asian accurate. With the Asian accurate.

Low to the ground The lime green johns He got the lime green accurate You know Delaware With the motherfucker Lime green With the Asian accurate Low to the ground

With four motherfucking I die before I tell it Mufflers on that bitch Ain't no Delaware Dine Got this pussy I'll never tell it I will never I will never tell you

Shout out to Delaware He said he said He said Mona got Cucci But And Lili told me not to tell you Pop tracks You fuck pop I did not

Shut up And Lili told me never Pop 540 4 he climbed up on her too like a little ass pop is cute though why do i gotta be her why don't you know no whole mom i say something i can you can't talk about marriage bitch don't nobody love you like what the fuck i ain't say that moment i've been engaged three times so you saying my you can't get to the finish line though so you're saying i was scared before she do no call lily she gonna tell us she

she but she would never do me like that call lily don't say that but you know everybody i can't say nothing no fuck that no fuck that nah nah we're doing it like that. Leigh. I'm here, Lee Lee. Who Moly gave that pussy to that I know?

And you told me never tell I'm never telling I'm never telling don't tell who did Mona get that pussy too that I know

I can't tell you right right my motherfucking what you say eight niggas oh all right she loves me she says too many

nickers the name she says you throw that pussy I'm just saying she said you throw that pussy around

we're from the same area all let me ask you all question who would y'all be right these are all three black athletes right athletes yes listen man they all three black athletes right

and all of them in their prime they all they all great athletes too they not just regular fucking athletes they all it's some of the goats and in their prime you got my man Sean Kemp in there you're talking about fuck out of you know Sean Kemp

Sean Kemp is the go to fucking having baby moms you got like 14 of the motherfuckers right all of them in their prime Stood up for racial injustice or, you know, police brutality, or they stood up for the home team. I want to know if you had to be one of these athletes as a whole, not just an athlete, which one would you be? Who is they? Jim Brown. Muhammad Ali.

I'm being Ali Or LeBron James I'm be LeBron I'm being Ali Ali went out kind of bad though He went out bad though Nah the way

The way he's still for If you're just for the person Man he had the whole world But who would you be You would want to be him The way he ended up He hit the whole world He touched the world

He's see I don't know I'll take LeBron Only because LeBron Is still getting active now LeBron is a great example To men period Like I'm not huge on sports But that doesn't mean

I don't know LeBron Build a school In his low income area Like who the fuck does stuff like that and that's the thing about it like some of you niggas are lebron haters to that point it's like bro it don't matter there's no way you are black man and you can't give lebron his props come on no no shout out to lebron lebron did great did do a lot of great shit yeah you feel what i'm saying but let's be for real the resources

that lebron james has in 2020 jim brown didn't have those resources in 1963 no he didn't Muhammad Ali didn't have those resources, didn't have the opportunities that LeBron James now has. And the reason why LeBron James has afforded those opportunities is because of people like Jim Brown and Muhammad Ali. You feel what I'm saying? Me personally, I think that I probably would be Jim Brown. Why?

Because, okay, first of all, Jim Brown did that shit his way. Jim Brown was one of the first athletes, black athletes, to be like, no, uh-uh, I'm standing up for something. Yeah, he was on a situation. No, no, no, no, fuck all that. A lot of motherfuckers followed after what Jim Brown

and Bill Russell was doing. You feel what I'm saying? So, and for me, Jim Brown got in got his money and then retired in his prom. Like, no, I'm the best player in the NFL. I'm out. I'm cool. I got minds.

I got a bigger purpose. And then, let's be for real, Jim Brown did that shit when it wasn't cool. See, see, these athletes now, they could kneel, they could do all that. Because the white man said you can. Because the white man approved that shit now. You niggas wasn't doing it when Kaepernick was doing it. Yeah. Because you know why?

It was the unpopular thing. That wasn't a popular thing. Cap tripping. Cap tripping. And even if you didn't say that, even if you wanted to do it, you wasn't willing to put, it's easy to do it. Now, niggas jobs ain't on the line. Right, right, right. You can't lose nothing.

Yeah, he lost everything. It's easy to do it. Now, he didn't lose everything because he still got cashed out. But at the end of the day, he stood for something when it wasn't the popular thing to do. Now it was the popular. Hey, hey, hey, I'm missed who. That's what I say, Alito. Right?

Ali went to jail with it. No, no, no, no. Ali went to jail because he ain't going to go to fuck to the Army. Yeah, draft doctors. You feel what I'm saying? They ain't had nothing to do no, my fucking. They were trying to go over there. I wasn't going to do nothing to my fucking.

I mean, but still, his position was to like, yo, I'm not fighting the white man's war. Because they don't fight for us. Okay, that's cool. But what I'm saying is the reason was he ain't want to take that ass to the army and pick that machine gun up. You know what I mean?

You hear about how niggas getting shot that they catch on fire over that motherfucker. I'm doing two years. too. Fuck y'all. Y'all think y'all gonna put me on the motherfucking chop and drop me right off in the middle or some fucking way I don't know and I got to be on there to talk about P190. I'm at 645-7-3-2 quarters. All in the background.

You got to concentrate on what coordinates you at. No, no, no, no, no, no. I'm going to fuck the jail with Rahim, Lord Jamal, Mike, Mike, and them niggas. We're going to eat Chi-Chi's and talk about the motherfucker Lakers game. You feel what I'm saying so? at the end of the day but they pushed him there because what he was standing for in the ring though

because at that time he was a champion already yeah but he was running with some I ain't gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna hold my tongue I'm gonna hold my tongue with the nation I'm gonna hold my tongue

what I was about to say we don't do that on this show I gotta do sometimes you gotta do this sometimes you got to do this shit You feel me? But for me, it's like, it's like, I would, I would, I would, I would, I would pick Jim Brown. It's just, just me personally. I feel like he, he meant, him and Muhammad Ali meant more to what they did in that time, period.

Then what's going on in this time period. You feel what I'm saying? Like, yes, police, we tell us shit going on, but back then, man, niggas was getting hosed down, man. They was breaking out the hoses hos of niggas four blocks down the streets and shit Imagine the hose pushing you four blocks down the streets

You tumbling all scraping your biscuit All the fuck up on the concrete And all that shit So it was different back then You feel what I'm saying? I'd be Mohamed Ali But I want to ask you because I don't really watch sports Like I used to

Because I was After I messed my ACL up That really got me out of sports Because I was my god I was an athlete myself But uh I never like I seen

I seen what's the mean One time I seen listen I might have seen Kaepernick play one time but I wasn't like when this all transpire what was this that like he was still killing shit like what was this whole thing he wasn't he wasn't really killing shit

you know but at the end of the day he was a big enough he was a big enough recognizable name because he came in he he went right to the playoffs the next year he went to the Super Bowl

so it's not too many quarterbacks I don't get fuck. He had a down year. When he had a down year, when he had a down year, they did. It all went down at the same time. But, you know, at the end of the day, it ain't too many motherfucking quarterbacks that ever get drafted that can say they took their team to a Super Bowl. I don't give a fuck how much you like him if you think he garbage, if you think he good.

It ain't too many motherfuckers. Because they, oh, no, I took my team. His first couple seasons, he changed the league. You feel what I'm saying? So for me, you know what I mean? Salute to Colin Cabernet because he did it wasn't when it wasn't one of the popular thing. to do you know what I mean we appreciate you

okay let me ask y'all this right what would you do right no this ain't no I don't all right what is it this ain't no

this ain't no what would you do this is a real situation that me and him talk no but we can't put a nigger name out there no we ain't put nobody name out there okay so say so say that fly on some shit man

tell him what happened Okay, so say you in a relationship with a woman for 10 years, right? You ain't never really felt like you ain't had no reason not to trust your woman. Y'all are living good. You got money. When you met her, she was on the down. She lost a nigger to, you went to jail. I feel what I'm saying?

she got pregnant immediately by you immediately like soon as y'all met her nigger had just went to jail just got locked up y'all start kicking it she got pregnant immediately by you now y'all got two kids y'all ten years in for some reason you in the crib you just like this is she's

let me just you start going through all of shit randomly just randomly just randomly you find a box of prison letters

from the time you met her up until now the whole in the prison letters is talking about I love you, I miss you I can't wait to see you again I'm gonna bring

I'm gonna bring the baby up there to see you the baby it's her baby father what you mean is that baby you thought you thought did this over it let me finish

two kids one of them is the other one okay so as you read these letters you realize all the lies that's being told all these times she was going up to the jail over these years she told you her brother was locked up she's going to see her baby father

it wasn't a brother it was a lover She She got The oldest child Is not yours When she met you She was already She was already

A couple weeks A month pregnant Wow Right Yeah Now you read these letters You're seeing all this shit You find all this shit out

What you doing? You got killed the bitch Fuck it. It's no way. Nah, you can't. You can't. No, you can't. We can't even play with that though.

Like, you know what I mean? Like, because at the end of the day, like, when we laugh and joke about that, that starts getting implanted in the niggas heads that they think that when, when somebody fuck you over that you're supposed to have to kill them. No, no. Because that was my, that was my life. That was my logic. I used to just go, like, it was, it was so much of what I seen and heard that you move

like that. The best thing I tell a nigga is the, you, you know, Get away As fast as you fucking can. But but but but but the thing about this I got one question Is he getting out? Is this dude everything else?

Yes he coming home in three years Oh my god But this old twist though the whole thing He ain't he don't care He know what time of this Yeah he didn't know what time The dude The dude

He had a whole this time That this is his kid And then he ain't got to get away As fast as he can Like he thinking this is his kid You lying you writing letters to this boy But my whole thing Why was you stupid enough

To keep the letters in the house Yeah that was wild That's how to be. There's no respect. But them letters, Brian, you just read, read them. You know jail letters to shit. Guess who's going to get in trouble with, not her. Like, you know what I'm saying?

If he, if he go and fuck her up, because that's what his reaction, most men would be like, yo, I'd be ready to kill you. That's not even my child. You've been raising the kid for 10 fucking years. You find out it's a nigga that you're saying that's your brother in jail. Like, most people are going to be ready to kill you. Come down, just a little bit tone. It ain't, nah, because you, you can just see how, you know, that can fuck with a lot of young niggas, though.

Yeah, because it's, I apologize, everybody. When I was going through my whole joint, being in an abusive treatment program, you hear so many people that normalize the fact that when somebody disrespect you, however they feel, you get physical with them. So, so many people that go to jail just based off the reality of like, damn, you know, somebody done did some shit that played me, and now I'm going to the side of the head. Because that's the pattern from the hood. They do that.

I don't think. I think the hardest part about it would be in a child not being your I just can't imagine I just can't imagine That's his first child You're thinking that's your first child Your family

I can't imagine What a man who finds out You know because as a Like as a father man When you first see your kids man It's like damn that's me Like it's like they walk and you're like Damn look at my little man

My baby Look at my baby You know, then for your kids to be... All them years old? Eight, nine, ten, twelve, seventeen, four, two and a half, five months. And you find out like, no. That's out of pocket. Because it's hurtful so many different...

It's hurtful number one because the kid not yours. Then it's hurtful because you feel like you low-key look like a dick kid. because you were doing all this shit. Then it's hurtful because you feel embarrassed. Like, now you got to, now everybody sees that, man, where you son that, man? Oh, yeah, about that.

Why ain't no consequences for women for shit like this? And honestly, I think it should be. The little nigger, the little nigger ain't minds, man. Yo, how's there no consequences for that? At this point, it should be something where you could take her at least to, like, simple small claims court and get a check. Like, there's no way that if you prove

and you took care of a child you should have to pay it back. So you mean to tell me this bitch told me that this little nigger was mine. Twelve years ago by a little nigga ain't mine. I take the business simple plank. Small claims court. This bitch paid me $26 a month.

I feel like, and I feel like also especially on some real shit, what have you spent? No, seriously, listen, all jokes aside, if I didn't say it all the way correct, look fuck you. What I'm saying is you should have to pay support back. Like, niggas play child support. I've seen niggas pay real child support for 16

years. So what? So why don't, I just feel like it should be a law at this point that you have to pay it back okay so what if a nigga been you your nigga make 600 you done bust him down for child support oh my god you didn't took motherfucking little the being 50 out age fucking check this nigga get and then he found out 12 years later the little nigga ain't his he'd been on child support he go crazy damn like that's crazy that's just a game that's out of play that happens to somebody close to my family and it fucked them up for life they felt out who their real father was at like 14 it really fucked them up like it really

like it bothered it made them not be able to trust people I don't know why women play those games because I feel like ultimately it's no there is the consequences what's the consequence? The consequence is when your child has a health issue and she thinks he can get his kidney from his father and he can't because

that's not his fucking father you know what I'm saying you can't get the blood transfills he can't get shit and the consequences that's a consequence that conversation you know you know it's a real consequence though that conversation that that mom got ahead with that child. Yeah, that's a That's a vicious...

Now, let me tell you something. Let me tell you something. The bids you don't care. Some bidsies don't care. Because let me tell you something. If they cared, they wouldn't never did that like that. So they don't care. Don't think they... You got a lot of motherfuckers and say,

oh, I hate your fucking fathers. The life goes on. Think about how many niggies in jail for some shit that they didn't found out like that, but there's no consequence to a female that does something fucked up. up like that. And the nigga ain't getting out. There's no consequence.

She's living her life like everything all good. This nigga doesn't go crazy because he found out she fucking, she doesn't fucking lie to him about who his child was or some shit like that. That's fucked up. Yeah. Like, there's no way you could get around that moment. I think what the fuck did you all hear me say that was okay to do that? What was wrong with you? I just said my goddamn family member is still very fucked up because she found out her father

was a father at 14. It really fucked up. Damn. She still fucked up? Yes. And she's 50. She still fucked up. I need you to do something.

Who is that? It's a family member. What's her name? I'm not talking to do you. I mean, is it mom, grandma, aunt, sister, cousin. It's something up there like that. Okay. So this is what I need you to do.

Next time you talk to her. Don't listen to Gil. I'll put you in the face. I'm just asking you. Yeah, yeah, kind of, we didn't hear me in. Y'all hit in the black of my eyes. And you're passing it with you, cherry flavor wood tip. I like regular plastic tip.

Regular plastic, and you like. Did he say You know what I'm going to need you to do, Aunt Shelley What, bitch, let it go Okay, bitch, your dad wasn't here, bitch, you're 50 Okay, that happened when you was 14, bitch, let it go That should be fucking before. Okay, you know what you need to do?

Unshelly Grow the fuck up, Aunt Shelley Oh, my God All right, bitch, you're okay, you're 50 with kids now You're not a kid now You're 50 with kids now bitch your dad been dead for 12 years let it go he's really dead too he wasn't shit all the niggins all the niggins that ain't shit like that they all

die like 50 you dad been crazy your dad been dead now for some years no that's a dirty game to play bro let it fuck up dirty game to play all right let it go what's what about the girls that don't know they're just confused confused about what who the dad is don't y'all know when y'all are playing let it go don't say y'all because I ain't never been confused I ain't seen it like Let me tell you something. To me, it's impossible, but I've heard people say it. But to me, it's impossible just because, in my opinion, you know when you're pregnant.

You can kind of feel the difference when you're pregnant. No, you're going to spray by four or five niggas at the same time. No, I said, we know when you're pregnant. That's when a senior demons come up. Seamid demons in no joke. That's what I'm talking about. Seaman demons, seaman demons. You are a seaman demon.

I'm asking, do you ever, have you ever had semen demons? And I'm telling you to get the fuck out of here. All right, cool. Let's get a million dollars worth it. Demon time, demon time, demon time. Monis, new single. Demon time. You don't know what I'm not saying that.

I'm saying a song called Demon Time, Demon Time, Demon Time, Demon Time. I killed the pussy is still alive. I killed the pussy is still alive. Demon Time, Demon Time, that was the name of the dude's song. It was called Demon Time. Stop lying, Wiley. No, I said I killed the pussy. It's still alive.

He said, Fritty Gibbs telling him story. He was like, Demon Time, Demon Time, Demon Time, Demon Time, I killed the Pussy is still alive. I was like, yo, dude, tripping. He got the best story Instagram story, man. Shout out of Freddie Gibbs.

Instagram story, man. That shit is funny. He's crazy, man. That's getting to me and I was worth the game. Gilly, I'm 22. I just found out my boyfriend who's 32 been cheating on me since we

was together six months ago. What she did? He won't leave me alone. He keeps saying I'm a horrible person for not giving him a second chance, even though he's still doing it and I forgave him I got it

I got it you see it it felt listen I had to get it it was right there I got it we ain't got to get physical I got it no the fly was on your head cuss he smit this shit

it's a fly we ate finish his own man listen we got it come on man there one thing about it cause it was on your head it was right there

I had to get it cause I wasn't we ain't got a fight we ain't got a fight bro you just finger fuck my scalp bro. Listen.

No, man, it's cool. It's cool. No, no. I'm trying to get you ready. You just finger-fucked my scalp. No, no. I did not.

I got the fly. It fell right down. It's dead, bro. We ain't got to get physical, man. Peace, man. Hey, let me tell you something. He could talk herself out of anything. If you ever finger-pucked my scalp ever getting any of life.

Why do you by it make it so kinky? He smacked the shit out. He ain't finger-fucked you. He smacked his finger when he ear a little bit. I felt this shit rolled. His finger with your ear a little bit I don't get up shit to get that nigga

Way Willie Hey but the fly Hey but why the fly Just fly Hey listen I don't give a fuck muscle my scalp dog

He missed He missed like shit He missed like shit The fly really was on his head Yeah the fly flew on the Nick head He missed He was a nut

You're like the nigga smack you No Just the fuck up mom I'm gonna I'm gonna activate that knife Work on him Yeah pull your knife on Don't keep that this nigga

touch on you right man he missed the shit. Don't take it to jail. We can take it to jail. We're getting to jail. We get different. It gets different. It gets dark for you in the end of there. I'm going to stick a knife in your fucking back like a steak of roof, Chris, bitch. Yeah, don't tell you you going to touch me with a knife. I'm just saying, don't do that. Yeah, don't grab me because that's not a joke. Hug it out, y'all. Hug it out. You're going to

hug it out. Walo, hug it out with him. I take advantage of the situation. Don't be body checking me, pussy. Hit him first, Wallow. Don't you tell him I'm in the middle of fucking giving up me and I was. You are. I'm going to figure you are. I'm making sure your energy right, man. The fuck is you talking about, man. I ain't need to do that, right.

I'm going to get you, bitch. I'm going to get you, bitch. You ain't got to worry about that. You got to keep talking to me like that, then. I'm going to get you. Go ahead, read the gentleman. Gilly, I'm 22. I just found out my boyfriend who's 32.

Been cheating on me since I've been together six months. He won't leave me alone and he keeps saying, I'm a horrible. I can't leave this nigga slap me in my shit, though. On national podcast TV. Let it go, man. Smack the shit out of you. Alright, you keep Man. Let it go. Let it go, man.

Let it go. Who rainbow-ass phone is that? Rainbow He keeps saying, I'm a horrible... No, get on me, man. Turn it down. Turn it down. Turn it down. And turn it off, turn it off. I think it's going to do that over and over. I just got it. He's scared. He's scared. You know how you do so to somebody, but then you're scared

that reaction. He's scared of this man a little bit. Listen, I tap him to fuck out right now. I ain't scared of it. Beat him up. I don't want to. Don't talk about it. Don't talk about it. Go ahead and could you keep bringing it back up.

Because he keep hearing that ring, ring, ring, ring from when you smack the shit out of him five seconds ago. She put a sauce with him. You know what he had smacked him a couple of minutes ago. She was the boyish. He was like, ugh. You're going to look at your head Lord's shit. Smack that crooked ass all that street. See?

No, you didn't use it. He ain't going to do shit. He ain't going to do shit. If you put my ass lot of the street, you could have said it wasn't the right one. The right one. You got to go to my allies company, a little crook of this shit. All right, you'd be all right, the players walk up too.

He keeps saying I'm a horrible person for not giving him a second chance, even though he's still doing it, and I forgave him. How do I get him to leave me alone? He shows up everywhere. He keeps contacting my family. I think he's only got about 10 years.

Right. Okay, first of all, let me just tell you women out there this, right? Stop hitting us with it. Stop going in my damn, right? Talk about you got this horrible nigger that you don't want to be it no more but you can't get a nigger to

lead you alone it is very hard to put a bit listen it's hard to put a men out it's hard to put a black man out your fucking no the fuck is now okay here we go what happened to you know you know you call you know you put a nigga out when you're a woman no you call fucking police

that's what I'm saying and that's the only way and some women don't want to do that what you mean when the police get there you don't get the nigga locked up no I just want him I just want him removed yeah that's true I just I don't want him here no more. You don't send a nigga to jail. But they got to fuck out. But Gillie right now. They got guns on or warrants, all

kind of shit. You can't go. They don't do none of that. I need a nigga get the fuck out. Gilly. Yeah, I'm going to hear that. See? These women really don't want a nigga out of the house. You can't tell him nothing. The fuck out of here. Because they love the dick. They love the D&P. The dick and problem. The fuck out of it.

They'd be in a relationship with a nigger. They act like they can't get away from the nigger. No, you can't get away from the dick. That's not it. And why do certain people Okay, why when bitches get raggedy dick They get away from the niggas fast? Listen, I'm not saying...

Why they get away from the raggedy d's fass as a bitch? I am not saying that. You're not right. I'm just saying that. Fuck out of here. So you're telling me... It's hard to put a nigga out. Sometimes you got to call your brothers and your cousins and shit

and you don't want to call the police right now call the police to get a person removed from your property could cost the nigger his life right now. No, no, no, no, no, no. First of all, first of all, first of all... There's a lot going on. See, that's what, that's the motherfucking excuses. Let me tell you something.

If you're a woman, you're not in the game. Howard, you're not in the game. You're a civilian. Okay. How the fuck is you going to say, oh, I can't get out of a relationship because a nigger don't want to leave my house. That's not what we're seeing. What I'm saying is, is that it's hard to put a nigger out.

Why is hard? He comes to. Listen, the reason why it's hard to put a nigga out because these niggas. The fuck out of it. They ain't got no way to go. Let me tell you something. I think sometimes I think that's, let me tell you something. If two wanted me to fuck out the house,

She'll call the motherfucking people, Joe. You're like, Lo, come get me. I don't want him to get locked up. No, but he got to, I just want him out the house. He's going to be like, Lo, come get me. Fuck, you talk about. And me being a nigger that I am, soon as she picked that motherfucker phone up and remotely called out

when I hear somebody on the other end of that fucking phone. You out. Lo, come get me. Oh, I'm fucking up. She don't need you, Joe. I'm leaving. I'm gone. Okay, you for real.

You want me to fuck out for real. Okay, I'm out. I don't want to hear no. oh you can that ain't snitch bitch you a civilian you ain't getting a nigga locked up

you get a nigga put the fuck out your house and then okay can I get that key back officer just ID got my key okay bam I got the key

I'm good my mother was a civilian my mother never she just didn't I mean some people just don't deal because your mother sold cocaine

she wasn't gonna tell you that my mother was a nurse for 25 years my mom ain't a drug dealer no what you're doing no I'm a nurse I'm thinking like that

your mom was selling what my mother's never sold drunk Like my mom was straight She's still a nurse right now She's still working Shout out the Wanda She was a motherfucker My mom was leased

My mom was fucking mother She was lacing the home fucking Wilming My mom's like Jack My mom's from North Philly And she's a nurse Right so you're okay Let me just listen Gilly Hear me out

It is hard Listen as a woman No wait Wait Got dead and wait Before you stay Remember that Your mama is a refurbish

No no no She's a refurbished nurse You know how motherfuckers That he first life and then they just retire and get their second life together. Tread lightly, motherfucker. This is what I'm saying.

My mother's a nurse. After she moved at work. Okay. When did your mom come a nurse? She didn't become a nurse. My mother's been a nurse since 1990. Right, okay. She was 20.

Like, shut up. Your mom was 20 and 90? Yeah. What's your mama name? Like, my mother's gorgeous. Missing her hair in her bag. My mother's gorgeous. I bite a big jabba back now.

My mother is gorgeous and you did not fuck my mom. How you know? Because you didn't. Call them real quick. Let me ask it. Let me ask my mother. Let me ask. My mother's going to cuss you the fuck.

I'm just going to say mom. No, don't ask her no fucking shit like that. Why? We're the same age. Fuck you're talking about. Did I thank you back in the day? Yeah, I ain't. We're the same.

Don't do it. Don't do it. Don't do it. Oh, my mother? No, she's single. Call you, mom. Let me just find out. No.

No. No. Listen, no seriously. No serious. Speak up for the women because I know. You looking at it like, that's her mom. that's my peer I could find out

if I baked her back in the day you did not bake my mother about how you know I baked all the bitches back in the day I'm just keeping real you ain't hit my mom your mom was gorgeous

my mom was gorgeous long hair green eyes oh yeah oh yeah my mom's gorgeous Wanda with the green eyes Wanda with the green eyes The little fad ass like the kids on Christmas Eve

yes he lied oh yeah that was oh yeah you're a wonderful Wanda Oh my God fuck the plan

No listen because you know So, Gilly has taught me everything from how to suck a dick to how to do a lot of things for a man, but I have to be the one to tell you, to speak for us sometimes. The truth is, as a woman, it is hard to put a black man out. Like, don't get it fucked up. What he's saying is that we might be fucking with a piece of shit and then we excuse a lot of shit

because we're digging to the dick or we really want to dig. But when you're done, it's hard to put a man out, especially if you have children with him. They will stretch out. I had to get creative with motherfuckers to get them out. Like, seriously. Say something.

Like, yo, we got to get the house. If you was done, would it be hard for you to leave? No, I'm walking out. The men don't leave. Y'all, you would yell over and say, oh, she only will need no help. I'm ready to go because you hear the cops. Do you know most niggas, when the cops get the door there,

I start pulling out mail? Well, I get mail here legally. I should be able to stay here. Because if you get mail in the state of Pennsylvania, you can stay for 30 days. You have to go through a certain eviction process to put them out. I ain't going to a lot, but I did have a problem putting the men out. And especially, I didn't have no one.

said. And most of the time, what's the situation? A, nigga jail letters there. I get mail here. Men are, huh, ha, men always... Nick don't get no bills. This man writing from upstate. Yeah, I get letters here. I've heard y'all here for a million hours every game. Say the guys. To younger

guys, what do you tell them? You tell them to get your own apartment. I'll tell you a niggas there right now. That's where a lot of you young guys fuck up. Your first spot, be with a bitch. And every time she gets mad, she said, get the fuck out. You know what I'm saying? And it's in her name. And it's in her name, even though you pay every fucking bill. It's your first spot

be with a bitch. It's a bad move. When it should be with the clip. The clip. You all run them over and slash them all with the dicks. Oh my God, this nigga. No, seriously, though.

A lot of you, a lot of men, I know men that had reached 30, 40, they might own the home, whatever, but they never had a home on their own. It's already been the women. A lot of men are co-dependent on women in that way. Shit, I live with suit right now. Fuck as you're talking about.

I always live a little too. Right. Let's get in the stories from the cell. Motherfucker. Stories from. the cell. Now, a lot of people see me on the streets and they always say, wow, though, man. You got to let Mona tell stories from the cell.

At the beginning, she told one, too. But I said, all right, I'm going to give a shot, man. Let I tell one of these stories from the cell. Life skin edition. Stories from her still. Well, okay. One day when my tities was getting sucked. All right, this is a good one, y'all.

This is a great one. So, when I was in FDC, shout out of all the bitches down to FDC, three north, three south, okay, third floor, women running jail. There you go gang, gang. Men can't move around, okay. I used to, I had a bull buddy named Maurice. Shout out to Marries. Now, a bold buddy is somebody that you. My name was Maurice.

That was a dude name of it. I had a bull buddy. Let me explain what a bold buddy is. And some of these persons. And some of these persons is male and female. Gotta go to most. So what people do is they start a little system

through the toilets where you can fish and talk to each other from floor to floor. Oh, yeah, yeah. So a bowl buddy is the person that you talk to hello through the toilet and y'all end up going together and they sing you You all was going together? Yeah, I went with

Maurice. Come third north. So me and Maurice were in love we were planning on talking through the motherfucking toilet bowl. Talking through the toilet bowl. But the thing about I mean, I was a different type of bitch because every time I got to talk on the phone, on the toilet, right? I always had the young buck clean it out from me first. Okay.

She respected Maurice. I respected the bowl. Okay. So number one, you had to clear the bowl water with your knee, right? In the pillow, the rubber pillows with the rubber pillow case, we always used trash bags. Everything was very sanitary. And our phones were long. You got to understand.

I can lay on the bed and talk. Hello, through my pipe to my bowl buddy, Maurice. Now, would you... You seem so interesting. How long was y'all together? Maurice never fucked me. We don't meet. Y'all have bold sex before?

We had. We had a little bold sex. We have. What you were saying? I was saying a lot of kinky shit. But me and Maurice, shut up and let me tell the story. Me and Maurice were in love, and he told me his name was Maurice, and he told me he was from Southwest, and our line was...

Did you ever see? Yeah, I seen him because I was the picture girl, and I worked in laundry. So I wore my tight pants, and I went upstairs to see him. I slipped in my picture. Yes, I did. Anyway, I thought me and my race was going to be together, and unfortunately, when I was in class with the bitch from D.C.

When I was in class with the, a lot of people talking to the toilet, Beanie Sig, we used to talk on the toilet too. I talked to you too a couple nights, Siegel in front of me. Oh, day, you. Yeah, it was like it was FDC at the same time, see, we was at the FDC at the same time. No. FDC, nigger, square-ass nigger, never been in jail.

No, I ain't a ho. He was in a joke. I know he's been to jail. But ain't nothing heard. Listen to what I'm saying. It's my story from the South. It's my story for the South. I was locked up at CFCF.

Tudy was locked up at Rockview. She wasn't up to Rockview. She wasn't in the state prison. No, what's the, what's the jail? No, the jail right across the street from CFCF. There's some initials. Pick. It's PIC. No, they don't fucking PICM is RCS.

RCS. RCS. RCS. RCS. RCS. RCS. RCS. Right.

Can I get back to my story? I just want to know this. So if Tudy was bowling over in RCF, she could talk to me over at CFCF? No, no, that's not how I go. Let me tell you, look, it is most of the time is when the jail is in a tower, right?

So when the towers are connected. So the jail got men and women in the same jail? Yeah, but different floors. Different floors. The federal building. Go ahead. Do you have it all the way? I didn't know he was in the feds.

Yeah, she didn't be a big one. She has punk ass, trafficking, fucking black and miles. I know they fucking lock you up with a fence for that shit. I've been disrespecting this episode. I feel beat down. You know, it's rough. It's rough doing this with these niggas.

I didn't know you went to the one that I'd be thinking will hold it down. I always hold you down. But today, you was just, you know what I mean? This nigga, I don't fucking know no more. I'm sorry. I did not know you went for the jail for trafficking B&Ms. But I'm going to say this, Mona. I talked to the toilet.

I had to stop you because I had to correct you on one thing. This story would be so good, y'allie was a square because he never went to jail. It was a joke. Nothing is cool about. going to jail. Guys, it's not. Please. I'm sorry.

That's terrible. Say what you got to say. You had a boyfriend. You was in love. You were breaking. Why, you said you was thinking about Bowman. What? Today.

What? What you said? You said for the rough one. You was thinking about a woman. I never. I told you that. You were offended. No, you niggins show that.

No. Listen, so, I was in class in this fat, stinking, wide bitch named Nicole from D.C., fuck you still, bitch. Approached me. Asked me. was I fucking with somebody named Ronald.

And I said, no, bitch. I go with Maurice from Southwest. But he was talking to both of us on two different lines. Low, down, dirty. He was a bowl player. And I got right on that bowl, and I yelled and yelled, so he picked up, and I said, nigga, give me my pitcher back. It took me weeks to get my goddamn bitch back.

So he was the one at the Super Bowl? No, that nigga was cheating on me with a fat bitch from D.C. But you was a Lord? Did you ever give him some commissary? You ever give him some commissary? I've always been cremace. You ever, you ever give him some? No, I don't pay no man.

Since you was a heavy Chevy, though. I've always been curvaceous. Did he get caracious? Did Maurice get commissary to you? Um, no, Maris ain't really given me nothing, but I used to have a boy boy named smooth. They used to look out. Tobacco, lighters, weed.

What's curvacious? Curvacious is a smaller waist with wider hips. Boom, boom, boom. So even I was big, I was like this. Boom, boom, boom. You know what I mean? Boom, boom, boom. So what's the difference between a boom, boom, boom, and a boom, boom, boom.

Have you ever seen a bitch shaped like an ice cream cone? I've seen a bit shaped like a bag of ice banged up against a tree. You ever see a bitch shaped like the big off of the bit's despicable me? I've seen a bitch shaped like a hoover back, a back in back. You ever see a bitch shaped like a vending machine? Hmm. I've seen a bitch shaped like a goddamn, uh,

NFL prime time motherfucking personally signed Dion Sanders football. You ever see a bitch shaped like a lunch lady named Bernice? I know. Only Bernice I know is the Bernice Burgos. No, we ain't talking about that. We told him. You ever see a bitch shaped like a lady? Tony.

Did you fuck Bernie? Oh yeah, I've seen a couple of bitches shaped like the tackler. Yeah, the word shape is the bitches with no hips with the big back.

You big like this and you go in like that. It's like ice cream cold melting. It's very sad. The person. See, the shape is what get them. You know what I mean? You know,

36, 24, 36. It's been a rough episode for me. This thing got on my nerves the whole time. Don't worry about it. We'll make it up.

Yeah, but that's my story for the cell. Shout to Maurice and I want to also child Maurice because he ended up having a shootout with the cops off 15th Street. What?

That was him. How the fuck would you want to show Marisa? That was the same guy Because he was all over the news I'm like hey that's my bowl buddy I've always wanted to tell somebody that And he was informing He got out Marisa shooting out the cops

Or 15, did you remember that That big standoff A couple years ago on Erie Avenue You was home remember that big standoff That was my bull buddy He's right back in prison that motherfucker Thank God and stay Thank God I was smart enough to him

I don't know what the fuck You on this joint talk It's been a wild episode He'd be so confused this one Hey listen man Make sure you all tune then Rona Proof each and a Sunday 3 o'clock, right?

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He used to rock a turtleneck under a Bull Jackson jersey back in the day. I was like. I was ahead of the game. Did you ever wear a little hoop vibes? But the nigga had a black and silver. A freak. Bo Jackson jersey with a burgundy turtleneck under it for no reason. Why would you do that?

I don't know. he was just on you know i was on some that's what bowing on war i wore with the champions war was your ear pierce no no he did y'all ever had a tag in the back no he got his lower back pierce but he did that in jail that's a whole different what you got a lower back tit did you got to talk about that in the next episode appreciate y'all for tuning each and a week i go by the name of gilly the king i'm wild oh 267 don't call me white girl but call a white girl it's only the closer and that's just Like that.

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