Million Dollaz Worth Of Game - MILLION DOLLAZ WORTH OF GAME EPISODE 115: "FEATURING JESS HILARIOUS"

Episode Date: May 30, 2021

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Hey, million dollars worth of game listeners. You can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad free on Amazon Music. Right. I had to cut off town I'm gonna go out I'm gonna go out yeah, yeah, they're only gonna ride when you want to make your head love, just to see the vows from again, God, so they don't know the truth. I'm trying to see what's who. No, they won't care if you lose.

Yeah, uh, niggins be that. When they see these bitches doing what I say so. Pockets on goddamn can call the tape, but no bank, all they can't phone. No, they can't fall. Now I got a fly. Hey, so young and stay swoke. No, this ain't shot right, but them Philly niggas say go. Can't be around, niggas show and fake love. I don't know who real, man. And that shit didn't make you hate love. Young and hoax them dirty, we don't want that toy and take drugs. Ain't have no orders tell us right, but they're going to blame us.

Even bitches pulling strings. You get lying there, play on like a violin. Pull up to the crib, get the dollarline. And for she ever get dance, so you get piled like a bottom man. Got to get them for they get us. Them old heads wasn't dead. Hell know that we got a band. Love for a whole lot of crows.

Okay. Yeah, my young, niggas gone. I ain't trying to lose my guy. I heard the girl, I'm tired of the niggas show a fair life before the sky's the middle time. But they only go and ride when you win the make your head loud. But you can see them vows when we get in time. So they don't know the truth. I'm trying to feel as who.

No, they won't care if you lose. That's why I move. I move. They can't figure me out. Been the topic in my city on what they're talking about. A nigger act like you on smoke. Can we take any mouth? We just be fucking, she keep asking when I'm taking out

I know a law got me when I step out the house Free my nigga, J-O, remember we was in rock When I be quiet, they keep asking what I'm thinking about A lot of shit be on my mind, it'd be hard to let out But I can't let that paper stop coming in You only see me with my brothers, I ain't got no friends We made for this shit soon, we gonna count the men Too many cars, I don't know which one of driving

That bitch bad pussy west so I'm a diving And I would never chase a bitch, no I'm not him And I won't change on my gang, no he locked in Be strategic with my moves I know they watch I know they're watching I know they're gonna talk That's why I'm gonna go right

Yeah they're only gonna ride When you really make your head love See the vibes when you get in God Said they don't know the truth I'm trying to steal what's who No they won't care if you lose That's why I move I won't move

Man yeah yeah yeah You know what that was man Listen man That was that who's who by Mac and Cheese But right now you're now tuned in to Me, me, me, mit, mit, mit, mit, mit, mit, mit, mint. Million dollars worth a game. Now, before this show started, man, it was a 40, it was, it was like a 40 battle, man.

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It's crazy. It's popping. It's been popping for years and shit. And look, I just learned something new. This new challenge that they got with, they're saying, you go and look at all the top requesting your DM. I didn't know that it was, like, so many celebrities and athletes and all that shit. What do you do? Rappers and all of that. All kinds of shit.

Jumping in my Shemstumbo. Dick Picks, little dick pics. Hey, hold on, wait, hold on, wait, hold on. All the type of shit. I'm like, damn, yeah. Wait, hold on. So you mean this confident men out here that's sending baby dickpicks? Oh, yeah, for real.

Because they think that the money overpowers, yeah. Oh, you know, money is anything out here. If you got money, you the shit out right here. I mean, that's never been what I thought. Wait, wait. Wait, wait. Wait, wait. That's the perception of all this.

Let me just say something, right. Any niggas who know, you know, you know, know he on stressing me street because you know at the end of the day you got to keep a real with yourself so if you drop your bridges and that motherfucker ain't adding up you know you're on stressing me street real shit so i don't get for how much money you get that's never going to change the fact that your dick don't add up you know what i'm saying and then they're going penal enlargements but i don't really you know your dad didn't blush you he stressed you yeah what i'm saying that shit is in your jeans but did you ever entertain somebody that slid in that dm you

He was like, Nick, I've been looking for you And you, and I, was it ever a child? No. You never flew out? I had flown out, yeah, I flew out because I was bored, of course. Who the fuck don't fly out when, you know what I'm saying?

See what some shit is about? You don't ask everybody, but some niggas you want to be like, okay, what the fuck is that with you? You know? So, yeah, I've been flown out a few times and flew right back. Well, you didn't you say flew right back.

What is the whole thing of the flyback? How is I'm telling you, the internet allows people to build a perception of like a perfect picture. You know what I'm saying? They want, they only show you. A lot of people show you what the fuck they want to show you to make it seem like, you know, the facade, the whole shit.

You know, then you get there and you're like, oh, damn, you show it and then it's like, okay, this is not even your house. This is, you're like, all 21 of your niggins' houses, like, nobody has bank cards. You don't even drive. That's not, so that wasn't your car on TV. That was, you know, you get there and you be like, damn, you're a regularling you just sell records. Right.

And then you like, and then you're like, and besides there, I look past the BDP, the baby dick pick I look past that because I saw your personality and then I get down here and you know who the fuck you say you are yeah and sometimes I've even flown knowing that the niggas don't be who they say he is but I just want to see really gonna fly bitch y'all really gonna give me five stacks you really gonna buy me a bag you really gonna all right then be like damn I got go what did they do that? What did they do that? Niggas want to splurbs niggas you know these niggas talk this shit yeah I'm gonna give you some And some niggas are back it up

And all that little goofy ass shit And some niggas you got to try the hand Because you know What you tell him Cash, you have you first Well cashed at me $2,500

Nicky did not I ain't never tell a nigga Cash Jaffe me I ain't gonna lie yo No I ain't never had a nigga With that I never did I never did Well you're gonna give me

$5,000 when I get there All right fuck it Cash yeah It's like I got my own money You know what I'm like shit Just like my own paper This is like a performance Like give me half up

Front A deposit No, not a deposit, y'all. Let me make sure, you're a nigga. Yeah. I'll send you that first class, like, you know,

they send me the I attenari. I get that on there, see what's up. You just can't go over. Let me just tell you, the smart, what cameras me? This is my camera right here. To all the smart women out there, right?

Make sure y'all get that deposit. This shit's like rappers. Hear me? I can't, I can't get there until I get deposition. You go off a first class flight, the nigger be flying you off a motherfucking credit card of a motherfucking white woman

in Nebraska named Joanne motherfucking Sizowski. You don't even know you all on Joe Ash. In first class you said good. He didn't flew you to fucking on a fake credit card. About to get you fucking booked. So you can't just go off the first class.

You got to go off that first bit of cash. Okay. You have that down payment. Okay. If you ever got some way of Jesse and the back end wasn't right, they ain't had your back in ready? No. No.

You always have been blessed. You've been blessed because a lot of cheese get there in the back end. Yeah, no, I do. They only get it in the back end. They don't get no back in. But they don't get no back in. They're like, damn, what the rest of that money yet?

Yeah, no, it's never been. Yeah, no, I'm telling you, real shit. No, I never got got by the motherfucking nigga. No, that's a beautiful either because, like, I've never got got by a nigga either, but I knew sometimes when they ain't want to get that back end up, you know, you'd be playing a little bit, but for me, I'm saying, I'm saying what niggas flew you out? Because we're talking about niggas. No, we're talking about, no, we're talking about shows.

Yeah. You know, you just said, did you ever do shows? No, he said you never got God by a nigga meaning like a nigga flew you up, but he never, he never came out. No, I thought you were talking about. I thought you were talking about. No, that's why I was like she blessed. Oh, you mean like the backing on the show too.

Yeah, that's what I was talking about. No, but yeah, I thought we were, because we were talking about getting flown out. A nigga might have flew you out. Gil, let me find you out. I don't know. Oh, no, but of course, she not. I just said, listen, she doesn't. Listen, the nigger

gonna be six-sighted because she's just so a nigger don't want that on his name so he's gonna, of course he's gonna pass that off soon as she gets there. Now she was motherfucking

Shinique who went the fat ass from there on the end he might have told he would give $5,000 she'd get there he'd give a little 13 $1,000. But he don't want to be part

of just as the best you know is just gonna go right on there right on there right, you know. Yeah I'm saying she's going to go right on there you know what I'm saying

niggas are right now funny about you all too y'all like you all like Bobby and Whitney he got something in common y'all both y'all both been canceled so what the fuck is that about like

y'all was canceled you know y'all both been canceled about the can't who is the can't I don't even know who the fuck the canceled coach is this is this something invisible but I know both of y'all been canceled

several times and you're still here so I'm trying to happen like when did y'all get cut back on you know how they canceled you can't go on some shit right how did y'all get cut back on? Like when did we get off

a probation basis I honestly I don't know and I'm telling you I'm one of the first bitches who was ever like canceled and shit so what they cancel you for? Man the first time don't say it if you can't say it right alright so they might cancel you again right you know again right then who knows my shit might be off

internet might be off ever um yeah so I got canceled this this uh gay nigga they called me a tranny right and I called him a yeah one of them the Fs oh yeah you can't do that I can't I can do that you don't I can't call me no fucking tranny They're like, oh, you got to be gay to say it.

All right, well, let me kiss a bitch. All right, now you're like, no, don't do that. You don't, how are you supposed to? So you had to kiss a girl to say that? No, they told me I had to be gay in order to use that. So I was like, all right, I don't know if I eat somebody pussy real quick and I can call you that. Like, no, fuck that. No, you call me a train, right?

Voice deep, all that, talk like a nigga. I'm like that, whatever, you know? And you throw a homophobic slur at me, but I can't throw one back at you because you just happen to be gay. What? What does that even mean? If y'all don't like being called that shit, don't call that shit out to nobody else. Just like my nigger, you feel on me? We don't like, you know,

like white people, white niggas that grow up in the hood and shit. They feel like they can say it around their black friends. Don't say it to me, but I'm not going to say it to you neither to make you feel comfortable enough to say it back. Because if you can't say it to me, I'm not going to say it to you. So I'm just like, that fucked me up for real. And then when they, they was like, you got to apologize, agents and shit.

Come on, apologize. They ain't even like the way I apologize to the, LGBT community because I was like look I apologize if I offended any of y'all who are my fans but y'all got tighten that shit up you know what I mean? Don't be out here saying anything to straight niggas

and then as soon as a straight nigga attack you you know what I'm saying then you're like no you can't say that to me like what so that was the first time I got canceled yeah then the second time yo when did you get canceled damn

make niggas not like me again oh oh you did that oh when did I get canceled I don't know you always seen some crazy shit yes you do but you know what for men oh no no no no no that shit is different

no no no this was what happened was I remember this shit what happened was back in 20 I want to say 14 or something I said man black lives

black lies Black Lives Matter Ain't going to matter to start matter to the black people and then they tried to resurface a video from 2014

and put it out and I think it was like 2020 maybe like I was saying this today in today's climate and yeah they tried to do that to me and then they said

I was canceled I forgot they said I was canceled right behind the black lives matter thing I was like canceled like Like I grew up now Area Avenue North Philadelphia

Six motherfuckers in a two bedroom apartment Hot and shit And if you count the motherfucking Mickey's in there It was like 13 of us in there Yeah I mean Like y'all talk about y'all gonna cancel me I beat the fucking eyes Y'all gonna cancel me

So I was like Okay cool I guess I'm canceled And then I woke up the next day It was like bitches I'm still here The fuck is y'all talking about You know, they can't cancel money. The fucking God could cancel me.

The fuck of y'all talking about. I forgot about that. Yeah, I did that. Yeah. Yeah, I guess I was canceled for like two and a half hours or some shit. Yeah, I guess. I don't know. It's like, everybody managed you.

But you know, you find what today, like, the internet, if you don't talk about it, you don't give it no fuel, that shit go away real fast. I mean, I just think, I just think in your case, as, as, just as people, we got to be mindful of what we say to people. You know what I'm saying? Like, you know, I can't, I can't, I can't be, I can't be, I can't get mad and call a white person a cracker and then get mad if he called me a nigger. But you can get mad and call him a cracker if he called you a nigger first. Right.

I mean, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm speaking on, I can't get mad at a white person and say, man, you fucking cracker. And then he said, fuck you, nigger. And then I'm like, oh, you called me a nigger. Right, right. Like every action calls for a reaction. You feel what I'm saying? So people got to just be mindful of what they say. Because at the end of the day, whether you're the LGBT, we respect every community out here.

You feel what I'm saying? But at the end of the day, you can't, no matter what community you're part of, you got to be a decent human being first. And you can't say some shit that's because people say some shit that they really don't mean just because they're trying to hurt you to fuck back. you feel what I'm saying? Shit, Tudy didn't call me a bitch-ass-nigger plenty of times because I knew she do

I knew bitch-ass-nick-knick, though. I like that. I called it a couple times. Stop fucking playing me, pussy for I beat you to fuck about. Bitch-ass, you was a bitch-old like a bitch. I was like, boom.

I mean, I didn't see, I mean, I don't see, April slap you on your ass a bunch of times or walked by. That don't mean you like it. Do you like it? Tudy slapped you in your ass in the restaurant around. You want to try to put that on the thing. I said, you put that on me.

You put that smut on me. Honestly, and you don't walk past a bunch of times in April, tap that ass. Yeah, baby. You, fuck, I keep it moving. Don't check her or nothing. I'm like, me, she just, she's just, she's lying like a little room rug, man. You're lying like a little room rug, motherfucker. I don't know.

Listen, man, I run my motherfucker. I was two-de-called-a-d-a-d-ha-ha-ha-old. She did. And I was laying on the couch. That's when I was, that's why I was couch. Because, let me tell you something. I first game home. Because at the end of the day, she thought that she had the mental over me.

She said, you're the bitch. I said, I said, This should be mental. After 20 plus years, it's all mental. I'm smart. I'm smart enough to know that she know I'm not no bitch-ass nigger. She doesn't see me in action. So at the end of the day, it was like, what are you talking about?

I didn't even know Tudy talked like that. And at the time, I was occupying the, I was, uh... Tell the truth, you didn't know Tudy had a little, little, little, fuck no. Little HR, you know, because I'm straight out the joints. Well, hood rat is. So I was occupying, I was occupying this couch. Okay.

I was down. they're just, you know, giving this couch some attention. And I'm laying back to-y-yo. Because I used to say shit to them and Tudy, and they thought that I was out of place, but they did, like, tell me what's I wrong. Just tell me what I wrong. Okay.

So occasionally I'd be over their crib. And when I could be over their crib, I just take, you know, I put my presence around their couch area. I like the day couch. So I think, I think the sister calling him a time, she's like, he got his foot all on the tape. She ain't never let nobody do that.

Because Tudy had some sympathy for me because Tudy, like, wow, he just came home. you know he had to check them one time because one time I'm taking me a little net I'm like yo yo they up there I'm like yo I'm down here sleeping and I'm like what the fuck like

and this is why I felt this dough that I was in the right and tell me if I'm wrong I understand this y'all crib y'all got your bills and all but it's somebody sleeping right now and I'm like yo what the f they up there arguing and shit and I'm like yo and Gil will come down to tell me some cuss like how the fuck you're going to check me

I'm just saying I'm sleeping you got to respect sleep that was the first time I'm putting the fuck out, though. Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna get the fuck out. You gotta respect the motherfucker sleep. Not in my shit.

Like, so I can't fuss until you wake the fuck up. Right. No, it wasn't that. It was just the fact that like, if y'all are asleep, I ain't gonna say nothing around the day. See, because that's you, let me tell you something. You still operating off. Selly fucking rules.

Yeah. When I'm sleep, dog, don't be waking me to fuck of you still. It's Sally, I'm scared to death. I'm a tippy toe around that my fucker. I ain't going shit. Right. I ain't going, I'm just going to be bubbling the whole time. You know.

I'm just, you know. If a human, if a human, it's a human respect, though. When you sleep in that cell, that little ass cell, this is for all of you felt it. When you sleep in that little ass cell for 20 years, did you see his fucking mindset? I'm going to say this, though. I'm going to say this though. You got to understand where I'm coming from. The only reason.

Don't go to jail, young niggas. The only reason I came up with that. And I came to that conclusion because I was laying there. Tudy went to the, she came from the kitchen, grabbing some out of the refrigerator. And she's like, oh, she was like, oh. She was like, oh, why don't sleep? So when she went back upstairs, I'm like, well, why is y'all arguing if you know I was sleep?

You want to start arguing after I knew I was sleep? She wanted to get the fuck out. I'm like, yeah. She ain't operating off silly rules. So you don't like, all right, so your rule is to always respect to my sleep. Yeah, yeah. So if I came in this bitch earlier, you know what I'm saying, and because I know I said I was going to be here 12, but you know what I'm saying.

You was late. Yeah, all right. Black people time. Right, all right. It was traffic. It was crazy. Look, so. Coming from ball.

All the work. In the 11th and a half to do. It was fucking traffic. You know, I know that room. I know all of the roots. All the roots. She thought she could get that off for us. It was crazy.

It was traffic. Hell of accidents. Wow. Shit was everywhere. Police were smacking people. Yo, what if I came down this bitch and I decided to take a nap? You will wait for me to wake up so we can do the podcast? Fuck, no.

He had been up there bitch. Not too. Under environmental circumstances. Under environmental circumstances. dances based off of I'm respecting the environment oh she said oh yeah I can wait I ain't gonna do it

let me tell you now I'm gonna tell you all I'm gonna tell you all I'm gonna tell you all the true whileo behind closed doors okay she can't the fuck down to go to sleep

I already know because she's gonna get on a perks no I will say this she do I do she on the fucking perks I do be put people I do people

I don't get out here to do an interview she's supposed to come out here to do interview she wants to sleep she won't a fucking fucking perks. Just on the perks. He had him to say that for this whole life.

Just, just on the perks. Because just was on the perks. Not on no perks, child. She came down and went to sleep. All I said, she has some good Reggie. Like, she has some good Reggie. No. No.

No, you'd be like, she on no perks. Yeah. All people that do that, you just put them on perks. Just the type motherfucker. She's going, she still getting like, like, she's still getting the mixed drinks and all up with the little 40s. Do you know them 40s and the little cool ones? Don't. I don't know. Who the fuck even told you

I drink beer, y'all? Little boo-boo from now, East Baltimore. Nobody. You know a little boo-boo you were sliding with in a minute because that's another story. You know who it's crazy? What? I actually used to talk to a nigga named Boo-boo in East Baltimore and live off federal street.

I know shit. I keep telling you, I do my research. That's why I see that in it. Shut the fuck up. Yo, no. Listen, boo-boo had a, listen, she missed some shows and anything. Her eyes was like, Boo-boo had a fuck listen.

I'm like, what? She don't know if you're playing around. Boo-boo had to miss some shows and anything. But listen. You said, Lil Bubu eats Baltimore She was like What the fuck?

They did roll call First of all April Don't be telling my motherfucker I'm gonna fuck Why the fuck he know About Bumble What happened is

This is what happened One time they do Road call On Wiling out And Chico was like No she down in Baltimore Man She was supposed to be

A roadcar While and now She down there Posted up on a block With Lil Bubu He's lying now Now he's going too far And shit

Now I know he'll know Who he is You know he'll know what Jack Kim is. Yeah. So, Jess, you're single. Yes. All right, so if a dude got a poppy shot,

tell him how to pop his shit right now. You've got to be fucking real honest. You actually have to have money. Yes, you have to match my shit. You know what I'm saying? Like, if you ain't get more money to me, at least match my shit, because I'm getting some money.

And, you know what I'm saying? And after some jewels being dropped, I'm going to get some more. So I need you to have your money, right? respect the hood bitch please respect you money right how much like how much money can what type of job can they can they be like do they got to be like on a register Walmart or tarry can they be can they can they be the manager can they be the general manager no well I'm just saying why are you discriminating against it like oh ho you mean to

tell me that Mike might can't be or boo boo can't be working like damn I'm chilling I ain't in the streets no I just came home I did a bit I'm over here I'm stocking the clerk to Target I moved up I'm the manager now I got me a little clean car I still got my my jail work out on, so I'm looking good. My nice line fade up. He can't get a shot. I mean, I wouldn't know where I would meet him. First of all, it got to be. You got to be anywhere.

You might be in the gym. No, because he always is he a general manager. I was at work. I don't, you know what I'm saying? No, I would never meet him. But you might be in Tartre. You know how he'd like to go there and get towels. But they'd be mostly in the office. I'm going to be in the aisle. I ain't going to have a run into y'all. So. But what if he do walk through and see you in the aisle? You know, what's up?

Niggas. Most of the time, niggins got a chance, man. Like, dude, this niggas retarded, man. This came home from jail, though. Sorry, no, no, no. You got the best one. You got the best. But most of the time, the niggas, man. She basically saying, no, a nigger ain't got a chance without saying the nigger ain't got a chance.

He keeps saying, but what if he comes to say? I'm trying to give him a shot. What did he come through the cereal? No, what I'm saying, yeah. I ain't going to see my own-e cereal. What if he gets you over by the ground beef? I'll eat grilled beef, talk, I'm a vegan. what did he get you

fuck is you doing man what is you doing man what if it gets you over by the ground meat she made hamburgers and shit meat you know I make a spaghetti and meatballs she like the meat little platter but I'm saying I like Instacart so I don't be in the markets see damn

I'm not making up I'm not making it quick hold on let me put this disclaimer out there let me put this disclaimer out there I'm not making fun of anybody who has any type of illness saying it that I'm just making fun of this idiot I don't want to be canceled again When I'm saying is when the boy come to a door

He husky his shit He just came home He got You're knocking on your door So you already know You're like who this motherfucker knocking on him Then you go He there, he got the line up

He got the wig cap You can't see the line up Because he got the wig cap With the finger on the New York tip Like Jay's used to have With the joint tilted Right Is you gonna give him up

Do he get a shot? Like he got your bag He had to keep giving you these niggas all this in 2021. Right. He stuck before jail. He was like with the you ain't cat with the head cock.

Like a nigga bet not come to my fucking door with no cock head. Look like fucking home in 97. What the fuck are you? She said she was fucking niggins and we got to rock and wear jeans set on two. Yeah. What the fuck are you in here?

Why do you keep giving you? No, step him up the time. This nigga, he in the league. He got the big sneaks. Okay. He got a style with him. You know, he might be a player from the Himalaya old school shit

You know But he's 10th year He's ready settle down He's tired of the bullshit He really like you And he's showing you He like you Mm-hmm

What else? Because nah I mean He's showing you He like you I mean He match you already Money-wise

He's showing you He like you But I want me Let me finish That ain't even All about the money Because I don't really I'm saying

What if he get money But he's fucking clown It's all types of I'm saying It's different shit You know what I'm saying And I know Ain't no perfect nigg

You know, you got to deal with something that they're going to lack something. You know, you can't. If you could build your perfect God and, you know, of course, why wouldn't we? But we can't. Everybody. She said, he ain't got to get no, no, no, no, no, no. So what's absolutely clown shit to you?

What's clown shit to do you? That just threw you off. That just threw you off. That you like, no, he's a clown. He doesn't do some clown shit. I got to put them over there. I don't like when niggas comment like on female shit. Like, for instance, like, and you may have a preference,

but don't be talking about. Like, oh, I don't like, I, like, like, like, like, like commenting on a bitch wig and shit like, oh, no, show these late showing. I don't want to fuck with her. Like, but you got Beijing beard like, like, up past your nose and shit. I don't like that. It's way too many niggas do that. First of all, let me just tell you something. It's 2021.

If you do to Beijing, shit, it's sweating down your face when it get hot in the summertime. That's what I'm saying. You're talking to a bitch, your beard disappears. Yep, and that's when niggas really be out. You do to Beijing in 2020. Headline cooking at the cookout. I'm just telling you, listen, babe. I'm just

use a CMF. What that is. Corny motherfucker. That's all I'm going to tell you. I can't get it. There ain't the other way to get around there. If you get your fucking headline in your fucking beard painting, I don't get fuck.

How fly you think you're, I don't get fucked. If you got an $8,000 fucking Gucci outfit flown in from Yomahokee Japan, And it's a one of one. They don't make Gucci in Japan. I don't give a fuck. I'm just making a stud. You don't know where they make Gucci.

You never had a Gucci shit. You got your shit from Raheem to Jula. Right. No, you know Abdullah? Listen, I don't get fuck if you got to sneaks to match. Abdullah hit up. I don't get fuck if you ride private jets.

I don't get fuck of your worth 140 billion. If you get Beijing in your fucking head. You're some quality, motherfucker. Yeah, yeah, I don't like it. I will say this. As you're talking about, you know, the world, one thing about Blockfolio. Blockfolio is the world's most popular mobile app

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What you got to do is I'm talking about everybody's out there. Everybody's talking about, oh, I'm in the crypto, this and the third. Well, if you're in the crypto and you don't got Blockfolio on your phone, like I don't know what you got going on. Like, what's you on? Like, what's you on, man? Like, I got to really check you about this. You're talking about you, crypto. Like, yo, man, check yourself, man.

Really check yourself before you wreck yourself. You know what I'm saying? I would say that Ice Cube. Oh, yeah, that was Ice Cube song back in the day. See, I know the hip hop classic. See, I'm a hip hop historian. But listen, if you out there, you're doing crypto, man, you got to have Blockfolio. Once again, the world's, I'm talking about, most popular mobile app for cryptocurrency tracking and trading.

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of paper you you're making it happen and you said that a dude don't have to have paper so i got to get back to that you i did not say a nigga did not to hand no paper you know the nigga got to match her at least man i drank beer like broke niggas well who the fuck do you think i ever i never said i never said that she drank 40s and she fucked with boom boom yeah and i like no no i didn't say she drank them like that but y'all was having to drink off upstairs and i like broke niggas no reason i'm still waiting for my motherfucking Annie. No,

don't worry about I got you. Don't worry about it. I got to connect. He, my man, I got somebody to do bootleg,

everything. Bootleg, hanny, jewelry, pocketbooks, all that shit. So the henny might not be

the color do you think it is, but it's a hookup. But what I'm going to say is this. Like at the end of the day,

Jess, it's like this. Who out there? Like, if you had to say something to somebody out there, who you would say something to

on an aspect of like somebody you might be feeling that you see social media, whatever, that you probably bumped into a couple of times that always say something to him

what you were telling right now. You ain't got to say his name, but he got a hint that you, that you checking him out. You know what I mean? You're feeling him. You know, talk to him,

you know, right there, say something to him. What if there's nobody on Instagram that I'm really looking at and shit? Because I don't really be looking at niggas on Instagram.

Well, the dude that ain't off Instagram that's whatever to be detailing your car. Yo. She's going to run into a regular, boy, I'm telling you. Yo.

She's going to run into it. Because it's like, why everybody be on Instagram beating up the everyday guy? It's not, listen, listen. Okay, so look, right now, like, I'm involved with him the guy that he works down like shock trauma. He works at a hospital. Oh, he's not you know?

Yeah. But the key is, is he shock trauma and that ass. Yes, he is. That's why she working with. He absolutely is. He's a legend. This dude's a legend. So he got a real, all-American jobs.

You know what I mean? All right, so go ahead. I'm liking that. You know what I'm saying? Like, that's cool. That's, I mean, I'm so single. You know what I'm saying? We ain't put nothing on it

But you know we dating this shit That's cool I like that Got his own money Got his own shit Got his own yeah He ain't worrying about None of my shit

Ain't asking For none of my shit Ain't asking for none of my shit Nothing Right I mean And I ain't doing the same for him I'm not doing the same way

I'm not asking for nothing But I'm getting everything Like That you know He can do shit for me You know Fly me here And you know

All types of shit I get pampered All that type of shit All types of ways That's cool That's what I'm like him right now I'm not I will later when I get there

You know what I'm saying You got to be ready to do certain shit So how long Y'all been dealing with each other Five months Oh Well that's a way That's a real

See let me just tell you something I'm just What's his name? 20 years is a big You want to say his name Five months Five months Oh my phone

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She ain't waiting no motherfucker five months. She's bringing you the fucking fast. I'm just going to give you this game, Shockey. Big shock. You ain't shocking the bottom of her. her motherfucking oven. That's what you ain't. Y'all don't know what you got to do if you got to

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It's not what you mean. Look, I'm telling you, it's not all about. Shog me give you that shock treatment. No, he don't. Let me tell you something. He mentioned his name. Let me just tell you something. The only big shock.

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All right, that's nice. Do I got to tell you why? I laid it down and sprayed down. I'm so fucking lonely. And I was on Philadelphia Slim Town. That Philly shit is different. You know the bottom one. You ain't going to tell me, big shockey. been been eating the ass out till she passed out motherfucker laying her down and spraying her down

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oh, Dad, he'd be bitching. He was scared to death, he was this. This, that third, you got scared to death bitching, and you got survivalists. I'm a survivalist. I'm going to visit. My brother come to visit me. I go out there, do my one, too, jump on.

But a lot of times my brother come to me, I'm always scoping the visitor room, looking at, you know, dudes, chicks, sisters, whatever. I'm not going to be honest with you. You'd be like, damn, especially somebody you don't know. So I go. down there and get my tuna hoagie because I had the whole layer

my tuna hoagie my little pretzels and shit I used to get out the ginger rail out of the machine my brother had all had a car waiting because he gave you car come on me

I'm just reminiscing you know what I mean so I go down sit down and I'm chilling so when I'm sitting down like right here me and my brother chilling like yo you see her

damn she bad I knew it was due sister because you know his mom was there and it wasn't he wasn't they looked like in the face nigger whatever the case may be so the whole visit

the whole visit I'm sizing up right I'm sizing up just down the third boom boom boom I'm sizing up a whole crazy this thing so after the visit

I don't pay no attention about it I just leave I'm like damn she was bad as shit I tell one more damn you know the bone what's the name block

on C block man that worked down in the system so I'm walking down the hallway one day ready go to the law library so I see the ball

but it's like I'm saying to myself is he looking at me or is he looking at somebody else because I see him coming my way and the expression on his face wasn't welcoming me. It was like, you know, I know I'm in jail

and it's a place where you've got to be tough, but I'm like, this shit was a little different than the average tough look. So he's, I'm like, so, you know, I'd have been a situation before where I thought somebody was looking at me and they wasn't, so it might be that situation again. So I'm in there, you know what I mean? I ain't even going front. He's looking at me. I look away like, like,

because I looked like, keep in time. See, he was looking coming his way. I'm looking at the, you know, the wall or some shit. So it's safe to say you was BR. What? Bitchy at a rabid rate. Yes. Oh, my God.

But I wasn't. I was being a survivalist. It's about survival. Right. So as I'm walking in the hallway, you know, a lot of times they had little memos on the joint stamped about what's going on in jail, the gym. This spot,

it wasn't no fucking, it was just the wall. So I'm looking like, like I'm daydream. I'm like, damn, yeah, because I was talking about this. You was.

Because now I'm thinking about this shit. I go back to the block and retreat. Because ain't nobody going to know that this is right now. This is a, this is a, this is a motherfucking retreat moment. Get out of there. This motherfucker slid up on me, man.

Because it's like, as soon as I looked to go somewhere else, he slid up on me like, yo, my man, let me holl at you for a minute. When he hit you, one of these, one of these. It just wasn't those. Damn. You're like, yo, my man, let me hollet you for a minute. I said, damn, what's up, family?

At the moment, I'm trying to understand what he was. I don't know what he was, because whatever he was, I had to gave him a proper group. You was a bitch, Muslim Christian brother. But I'm like, but the whole thing, when he hit me with the joint, I mean, I ain't going to stop hitting me. Right, right.

The fuck is wrong with Jessica. I hit me. And so when he did that, like me, I immediately... Was STD? No, no, I knew it was danger because that was a different type of joint. That was a bruise type joint. You was STD. And the motherfucker worked out.

So I'm like, I'm trying to make sure that I don't be a part of the workout. You was STD. No, he was STD. No, he was STD. So, Jess, when he hit me and he's like, it like, I'm like, I'm like, so I give it, damn, what's our family? Family. Oh, I. Family is it?

Listen, this is how you D. you de-escalate the danger. You always got to be in, you got it's words. You know how it's words. You don't have certain words in the hood. I'm not going to let you let you let's clarify at that point in time.

You was STD, man. What is that? I was being a sobrived to death. Scared to death. So I said, what's our family? Family, what's going on? I'm like,

because there's certain words that could de-escalate danger, especially in the black community, brother, the greeting, Salaam-a-a-l-a-l-a-com. Different shit that can help you in the situation. I'm just telling you. I'm just being weighed up.

What he do. bitch moves. You got to have an exit plan. Okay. Nothing is in jail in life. So listen. I mean, so now I'm like,

that means peace me upon you. So, you know what I mean? Okay. I don't want no danger to come your way. Right. Especially you even try to bring danger my way. I'm trying to let you know that if that's the case.

Yo, this nigga do all the bitch ass exits to life. So, so listen, Jess. And I'm just in jail in life. So now when he hit me, he hit me with the john,

this time of third. Oh my God. Listen, no. He went to listen. No, so when he hit me in the john, I'm like this down his third. I go to I go to I'm talking about I'm talking about like I go right in the joint he's like yo man you was on the business another day I'm like yeah yeah I was on I was out the other day

my brother this now third but it was a it was a it was a respond was a little slight like seven that 10% of aggression to let him know that I was trying to but I ain't wanted to be too far away he was ready right yeah like oh nigga you bucking like he went off so I'm like I'm like oh yeah but but it was real it was yeah subtle you know it was a subtle little spice up in there but it wasn't too dangerous. So I said, yeah, you know, boom, boom, boom. He said, yo, man, why are you all checking my sister out? No, bro.

No, it ain't even like that, man. I thought your sister, because his sister wasn't no, like, young girl. She had, like, about, I said, no, your sister looking like my old whistle name. I had my old parole, probation officer when I was in June. He's like, she ain't no motherfucking. I said, that's what I thought she was, man. I wasn't looking like that because when I had the P.O., she helped me out, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, bang, just that third.

Listen, I'm talking about, I was going to, Give me some more explanation if he came back again. But that, like, oh, I don't know, because I thought it was something else. I said, no, no. Because, you know, it was a P.O. that I had, she really helped me out when I was growing up. She was trying to keep me up. I go right in from the joint. What the fuck?

Because I'm always on my toes, baby. When I grew up. You know what I mean? So he was like, no, no. I thought it was. No, I ain't into that with nobody, folks, man. I don't do that shit. I respect people.

One thing about me. But it's a whole. Oh, man. You was bitch. My God. Listen, man, he was bitching. Listen, my motherfucker hard was breakdancing. That shit was like, I don't know them, folks.

This nigga worked out. I'm like, no, I wasn't on that time. But at the end of the day, one thing y'all got to understand, this life is about survival. Don't get caught up into the words that intimidates you to make you think that you're going through a less than moment because you understand that danger is there. It's there. It's knocking on your door. And the best way to get out of it, study survivalism. I think I'm going to do a special on survivalism and how to survive.

dangerous times in the ghetto and in prison or whatever it might have. Get the fuck out of it. Once a hit and that was stories from the cell. Jess, let me ask you this. Is it true what they say about Baltimore niggers? What they say about Baltimore nays?

They say a lot of shit about Baltimore. East side niggers is the grimy niggers. The west side niggers is the more trying to get to some money, niggers. Everybody gets to some money. I hear that shit everywhere. I'm just, I'm telling you what's this.

You both ask me that shit. No, listen, no, you're not. I'm just telling you what, when I'm speaking to people on my live, and they're from Baltimore, that's what they say. Preferably the girls are on the east side niggas. They ain't getting me, gilly. They're going to kill you or something, gilly. No, I'm west side niggas.

They'd be more laid back trying to get some money and shit. You know, they still grind me over there, but that's what they say. She's from Baltimore. I wanted to know what her standpoint. This episode of a million dollars rifted game is also sponsored by Lifebox. You want to level your life up, you got to level your workout up. And one thing about life boxer is not another heavy bag. I'm talking about next generation fitness platform that combine music, expert training, and technology.

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Man, niggas from, you got niggas from over east. That's trying to get money. Niggers from the West get money. You got, niggas from over West, grimy, kill their own kind. You know what I'm saying? All that type of shit. Niggas begin to create sneaky niggins, set niggas up. Then you got the same type of shit going on over east.

It don't, all, the whole Baltimore is you got, like, it's some corrupted magic. That's how, that's what I like my city is, it's up and down, but it's everywhere. The one side ain't, the one side ain't better than the other side. I'm from West Baltimore, Emerson Avenue all day, Harlem and Ducland, but still like. I like the street shit is just kidding. And when I ask you that, it's not saying one side is better. A lot of people They got that perspective though

Like they made a song I think it was Harlem keep on making it Brooklyn keep on taking it Sound keep on So they basically just saying Okay in this part of New York These niggas they think they'd fly flashy niggas And this part of New York is more of

Niggas do robberies and stickups You know in this part of New York Anywhere you fucking end up You can have the same type of encounters Any fucking way You can be on Miami Street The same shit should have to you That's one from all my mom

No, you're not, yo. No, you're not. You can have the same shit. I don't know why she would say this. She said, listen. I'm not, she didn't really tell me that I just claim it because that's why I usually go at the saline shit over there. Right, right.

I post it up on the corner a couple times. It's for GP. And what niggas say? Ain't anybody say nothing? No, they was cool. It was cool. Because one thing about me, one thing about me. I know how to deactivate.

Survival. Survival, yeah. So I was just out there like, yo, man, it's serious. Some family? You were saying, what's that family? Yeah, that, I left him in the, I left him in the, uh, no, I say, yo, yo. Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, you saying like that?

Like, yo, what's up? Like, I mean. Sound Italian, bro. No, but him, I remember I left him on Milton and Monument one time. Why the fuck would you leave him on a million in monument? I slid, that's when I slipped on April. He was scared to death. He came in.

No, I wasn't. I wasn't. I called him and said, what the fuck you got me out here in this car for, bro? For fucking 20 minutes, man. Fuck type time as you want, man. It was dangerous. Oh, you said it like that. Then I walked in the motherfucking saline.

He and there, you know, trying to fake-ass shoot his shot, but act like he ain't shooting this shot. Well, see, one thing I love about you, you know, you got your shit together and all this and all the dogs. Yes, she did. I was going to there to do a commercial, right? No, yeah, you was running there to do a commercial for you. Let me do a commercial the whole time. But I'm going to say this, though.

Yeah, but I'm going to say this, though. Yeah, tell the truth about how you got a, nigga. You wasn't in. No, I just want to, I just want to put some eyes on your brand because, you know, I love with you out here. doing something and all this deep, dark, dumb shit. Listen, I caught I ain't bored it. That's what a lot of them are there. Yeah.

So I fill up and slimmers in there. Yeah, because you know. That's all I'm saying now. Because you, you know, you spoke to our heart before, you know, all that motherfucking, you know. I just, I just, I believe that's all good because if you. If you. If you.

But look, let me tell you, what, not one thing in Baltimore going to talk to it like that. You found me. I went right. You didn't grip up too. You didn't grip up. Stop lying. You gripped up.

What you mean? I'm playing with me. I'm not, fuck out of here. He's lying like a gun on a hip trussing committee. You go fuck out of it. I gripped up. I'm saying this, though. But I'm listening.

I didn't see no threaten you, nigga. She threatened my life a couple times. That's what made me love her. I said, oh, you're going to threat me like that? You're going to get it tonight. I got something for you. That's right. Because any girls that, listen, it's certain shit.

Like in the hood, like, I'm, you know, I'm a real live from the bottom of hood, nigga, right? So with certain things in the hood of the tracking nigga. If a chick, you know, bust your car window sometimes, you'd be like, I'm going to dick you down tonight. She threatened your life about three, four times a week. She, her motherfucking, her frontal fucked up here and there. You're like, oh, yeah.

They're just serving shit. They're doing to a motherfucker from the bottom in the streets. Yo, this is crazy. Because it's like, damn, baby. See, real nigga? I fix a girlfriend. That's when she knows she'd fall in love with you. If you catch a slipping, be like, baby, come in.

And then pat it down because you know when it come up. No, come on, slide to the side, baby, nothing. Don't go in there. Yeah. Tell me, that's that next thing. level shit man that's when you can shit motherfucking chicks fall in love with niggas that fix frontals yeah listen if you out there you fix a girl frontal she's gonna fall

love with that I don't give a fuck what you do I don't get a fuck you get caught you ain't got any hand on money if you fix a girl frontal when she ready take a fucking picture or she ready going to a hot spot she's gonna love you forever I'm telling me she's gonna love you forever I'm telling shout out to all the FFFs man of frontal fixers and he's not talking shit about it he's fixing it that's different he's a different love all that type of shit yeah that's what I'm saying to all the frontal fixers

Association of America At the end of the day Who came at you in the game right Right Mm-hmm And You was going to give him a shot

But it just ain't turned out right No No We never thought we could ask a question That she couldn't answer God damn God God I'm asking you

God let me I mean Westside All that shit, all that shit. And I still ain't gonna tell y' y'all niggas, nah, no, fuck no. All that shit, nah, because I got to be on set with this nigga. No, fuck no. Oh, okay. Okay, that's cool.

Top five comedians in the game right now. Oh. I'm just saying Instagram. No, no, no, no, no. No, we're taking it to the Instagram motherfuckers. Fuck all. That's too easy. That's too much of a give-out.

Okay, cool. If you tell the regular comedians, Instagram, she's going to hurt some feelings because they ain't going to be on the list. I mean, yeah, whatever it is. Go it. Top five. You don't me pick five niggas? That's a lot.

That's a thing. From Instagram. Oh, man. Top three then. Yeah, Jess. I love it. She's crazy. She's just.

Yeah. Desi Banks. Wait, hold on. That's when you know a motherfucker crazy when they talk a third person. You got Gilly. You know, you got Gilles. Desi Banks. No, you're another, you're another top fly.

No, that's not. No, no, no, no. I'm not talking about in there. I'm talking about how she just talked in third person. Like, you're like, your brain is the operating the thing. Man. Just, Desi Banks. And, uh, Desi Alexander, my brother.

That's my own brother and shit. Like, you do, yo, I, I'm the one that put him on with doing the fucking videos. He was just a regular stand-up comic and shit. But, yep, Desi, 48. And he spelled it just like Desi Banks and shit. He was, he would, he'd been doing stand-up for like 15 years. I put him on with the video shit. He put me on with the stand-up shit.

And we crossed. twirls now we tour with me he on his own tour doing his own shit built his own platform up he said does he traveled with me desi 18 from west baltimore too but that nigga i'm desi banks that nigger funny as shit so i may ask you a question as far as being a comedian and transforming from instagram to going out into now selling out you know you're selling out you know you sold out the MGM, right? I did, yep, three times. You feel what I'm saying?

Everdron, all of that big thing. It is a mirage. Would you say it's safe to say, like, you're probably the biggest comedian to come from Instagram? I would say that, yes. You know what I'm saying? I would say, female-wise, yes.

Yeah, I mean, I don't know what. Is there any males out there that came from Instagram? Because I don't want to give you the female tag. I was giving you, I thought you was... Overall, I mean, yeah, you can give me that definitely, but see that, look, see, I really, really try not to pay attention

to what the fuck anybody else do because it's hard to stand out and be original with the internet like especially with comedy, you know what I'm saying? Like it's a lot of different shit motherfuckers would be like you put something out there Oh, Shorty did that shit with the Oh, Be Simone did that shit with the

I don't follow none I don't follow nobody I don't pay attention to niggas off here so I don't even know who's And I'm just talking about the route that you took You feel what I'm saying That's what make your shit so unique

You feel what I'm saying the route you took and I forgot about my brother's DC Young Fly. Yeah, man. The niggas doing it big too. They're selling out motherfuckers spots too. You feel what I'm saying? You go Carlos,

but it's not a lot of motherfucking comedians that like, you know, was able to transition from Instagram. It don't translate. It don't translate from Instagram to that stand-up. That's a whole different game.

Yeah. Because that's a whole different game. So that's, you know. Shout up to Ha-Haha-Davis too. Absolutely. Yeah, cool. Because because, you know what was, shock and I seen how

how Davis do a stand-up and I wasn't, yeah, you was there. I wasn't expecting how how Davis to be as funny as he was and stand up

and he really did his thing. So shout out to him as well, you know what I'm saying, but it's not too many people that's really able to transition from off of Instagram to being more than okay,

you Instagram funny, okay. You got the real life stage where motherfuckers are sitting in the audience. You ain't, oh shit, you ain't got no camera.

You don't get a chance to do it over the, You don't look at no, yeah, you know, you ain't no editing. Them motherfuckers is here. Ain't no like button, ain't no comments. Talk that shit. They're going to laugh or they not.

Listen, I ain't never been booed. I'm always a motherfucker. You can throw me up there. That's how I got into this shit. My brother just threw me up there. It was like, yo, do something like, he don't know fucking stand up. Got up there talk shit.

First, first, it was like an open mic. It was like, yo, dude, five minutes. I'm like, all right, cool. I went up there. I'm bullshit and just talking to people. Then I knew I could do it. This was over East Baltimore. as in that's lounge and then

I'm here now and then I'm telling you I had only been on stage like four times Martin Lawrence called me he started seeing my viral videos and shit so he didn't even know I taught it's like I'm coming to Baltimore I wanted to do something he wanted to do something like he writing shit and so then he called me back like you you know I'm on the

what now tour would you like to open up for me I'm like fuck it he was like you do stand up and I was like how long you been doing I was like like three years lying like a bitch I was only doing that shit for like three days I'm telling you I it just happened like that and he was like you want to open up for me I'm coming to the Royal Farms Arena and I went out there and did that shit

and it was over killed to her mm-hmm mm-hmm killed that shit well go ahead now carefully reckless right yeah my podcast that's the podcast man absolutely going on black effects they over there making it happen shout out to everybody over there Charlemagne and everybody doing it

absolutely why did that come about and what is that about for the people that don't know yeah so Charlemagne always been a big fan of mine and like he support the fuck out of me like from day one through all of you know invisible cancellations

and shit like yeah he yeah he then stuck through like like nah you keep going keep going and shit and um I had the dish nation with Ricky Smiley for a minute you know Ricky Smiley morning show and all that shit and everybody just kept saying you got a voice for radio you know

other than that shit so I'm like yeah but I like to be seen you know what I don't really like I like joking I like to You see? I'm like, I don't want to tell the fucking comedy on nobody that's just listening. No, you need to see me and shit. So at first I put it down, put the idea in my pocket and shit. Then quarantine came.

Wasn't nobody able to do shit. He ain't nobody able to see nothing but their internet, their phones and shit. Then motherfucker started it was like a spike in how many niggas like podcasts. I'm like, shit. I even, I started listening started listening to y'all niggas over the fucking quarantine and shit. I'm like, hold up.

Yeah, like yeah, y'all and like three other people because I didn't buy a podcast. I'm like You know what I'm going to get into that. But yeah, it's just like, you know, some things like, damn, how about to fuck? I'm saying everybody's shit. Yeah, it's like, you know, so you'll be listening to my shit and be like, what the fuck? It's boring the shit. So, you know, all right.

Then Charlemagne hit me like, yo, you need to do this shit. You got a lot of shit to talk about. You've been canceled. You got all these experiences, you know, having to maneuver through all this shit, getting canceled, all this type of shit. So cancel really blow your fuck up out here. They cancel you. I'm telling you. Yeah, because no matter what, your name is in somebody mouth.

and there's always somebody to go against a motherfucker to cancel you. Like, so if you start and weirdly as it is, if you can keep, yeah, the friction going, yo, your insights go up, your engagement go up, whatever they come in there to tell you, they hate you, and I, if you took the time

to tell me, bitch, you ugly and you canceled, you put in a lot of energy into me, I love you. I don't give a fuck, you know, so I wasn't, and I don't get in trouble purposely, it's just the way I am, you know, I guess, you know, a little too real, a little too raw for shit, you know, and that's just how it is.

And Charlemagne was like, you need to do this shit. I said, all right, cool. He said, you got somebody you want to do it? No. Why? Because I don't know. I just don't know. Not until you was just explaining to me, Wallow.

Like, yo, you need to have somebody the opposite, total opposite of you. Somebody that can cause some friction. The same way that he was explaining upstairs is exactly how it worked on line. So I see now, all right, maybe I could do it. But I'm just such a loner. I'm by myself with everything I fucking do. So, yeah, that's how that shit happened. I'd just be talking my shit once a week every Wednesday, carefully reckless, every fucking Wednesday.

That's some dope shit you got going on too. Yeah. So, you know, we support you. Appreciate that. We don't talk. You funny as a motherfucker. I was at one of your first shows in Philly. It was dark as a motherfucker.

Yo, that was my first time in. Yeah. I was there. I was actually in a crowd being too. My wife was like, I like her. Let's go to her concert. She got a concert. Yeah.

And Philly. She got a show in Philly live show. I was out there You killed that shit Thank you That's when I was doing shit Myself So I ain't

I ain't no nobody I didn't know no promoters I wasn't really cool And about I just was finding venues I'm put this shit together Philly gonna come out They love me online

I think they're gonna let me up here I remember I was like selling tickets for that shit In the mall Like hand to hand Driving around in my car Like hey I'm just Larry's you man

I know me Check me out There da da Here I do stand up When I buy a ticket is $20 I'm talking about Like really really grinding And shit

So what I noticed is When you came out it was almost like like playing sports and shit the longer you was up there the more comfortable you got you feel what I'm saying at first it was almost like you ain't know what to expect

and then you came on and you was you was you know I'm a performer so I could look at body language and tell when the motherfucker all the way you're like listen man I can look at and tell one of the motherfucker all away comfortable you didn't make it in rap You feel what I'm saying?

I can tell when you first hit the stage. You wasn't all the way in your group. Let me take something. Nigga, I'll perform. I'm out of hell carnival. Nick, in front of 2 million people before. You know how many better motherfuckers performing? Just because you was doing prison yard motherfucker talent shows, bro.

Okay. You know what I'm saying? Don't be mad at me, nigga. I ain't say the show didn't count. I mean. But I just say you're not a big performance. Fuck is wrong with him. He up there.

He up there with the tightest jump on in the prison. I want to rock. I want to jikigigigigig. Du-Doo-D-D-D-D-D-D-D. That was the shit in the clubs back in the day. Going in. Go wildo, go wildo, go wild-h-h-hack out of it. He hate on me, man.

Survivor. He was hating on me. He was twerking and hurting them. I'm twerking them and hurting them. Putting that muscle on my jacket. But I think as you got, as the show went on, you got more comfortable, you just start killing that shit. And by the time you ended that motherfucker, I was like she did a thing.

Yeah, yeah. I was scared of shit. yo I ain't gonna lie because I was going in on me like going in yo and I know one thing like when somebody is from your city and shit and another motherfucker from another city shit on him real badly every damn time oh yo he make himself so talk aboutable even to this day

but like back back but what's the way he was it wasn't it personal no fuck no I was just being a comedian doing that shit and I guess I did it too many times for him because he was about to pay his little sister to fade like he was like you been like she been up here she's like he said that shit like I was like that really

let me crack on you again shit fucking you know and then I came up here so I didn't know what to expect during that show I'm like man because then at the while man it was messages got crazy DMs got crazy he was sending shit to the email like you come up here I'm gonna slap shit out with you oh yeah

we're gonna be outside the show like that's something like yo it's city ride for him but I was just being a comedian it was the way he was dressing the shit he would be saying like all types of shit I'm like yo meek is a joke like he was like

I'm like yo you're funny like he's funny so let me ask you a question did you have a bump in the me yeah at the beat it was a couple years ago when he came home it was like he

was like oh you know power so I guess he let all the beef go and shit because when he saw me he was just like what's up and I said what's up first I was like what's up me

you know I ain't know what type of shit he was on but I was like what's up family see so you know how do you have to make the She was bitching. She was at TV.

She said, Eric, she was scared to death. She told me, what's up? Meek, what's her family? Yeah, and then you know, Mick, me, you know, he got Chino. Chino, like his little brother, Chino from Baltimore, too. So that was my way, and I'm like,

Chino, what's up, y'all, that's me. And I was like, oh, shit, what's up? Y'all, I didn't even know he was home. Everybody knew he was home. It was like, yeah. She's seen the escalator. She's no, she knows the escalator. She's not going to.

That's nothing happened to me from Baltimore. What's up, Chino? I'm talking about real shit. Let me just say this. The whole time she's measuring if Chino went front or not. What's up, Chino? So when Chino said, what's up, baby? Oh, man.

Because I ain't know. Cino was with him because he was, you know, because that's his man. So I'm like, but I'm from Baltimore, so you can't. When Chino was like, what's up, baby? Yeah. She took a step, Yeah.

Oh, that's me. I'm like, like she, you know that was me. Yeah. I had to. No. I had to. because he was turked to the side. He's standing right there.

She's talking about, oh, that's me. I didn't know. I didn't know. I didn't know. I didn't know. Y'all, I was just like, oh, that's me right there. And Chino was like, oh, yeah. I was like, oh, I was like,

she had to de-escalated. She had to do that day that day, that day Chino was to de-escalated. And then he was like, what's up? You know, and I was like, shit, I ain't know you was home. I'm glad you were proud of. You know, you see him all over the internet.

Right. She seen him all in the chopper. She's going to the sixth a game. She's talking about, I didn't know you were to home when you get home, baby. Yeah. She even was as far as, you know, I got a little stuff for you. No, no, not there. Whatever.

I literally, that's all I did. I just was like, you know, you're looking nice. You know, you look nice. I like your outfit. She bought me a couple sweaters. Never. Funny his shit. And that was it.

That was it. That was it. And he was just like, yeah, that's what I. So we're cool now. I still be talking about him, like, a motherfucker. We're cool. I guess he learned, like, she ain't going to stop. So, fuck it.

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at betterhelp.com slash games. What are you waiting for? I mean, at the end of the day, you know, I don't, me personally, I don't get mad at nothing to comedians say because your job is to be an asshole and your job is to talk shit. But one thing I do have a problem with is,

I have a problem with the SCs. With the what? The SCs. Who? is that, you know, the stupid comedians? No, the sensitive comedians. Oh, real shit. Yeah. If you're a comedian, you can't be sensitive. You can't grind motherfuckers

to salt us. Yeah. And then you go through a little hiccup hair. Yeah. You something happened to your hair. Motherfuckers making fun of you now. And now you're talking about, I can't believe, y'all motherfuckers like, I'm going through some serious shit. Dog, it's cool.

It's out there. We see it. You're fucked up. We're going to make fun of it. Absolutely. That's just part of the game. Black people make fun of hate. You can't grind niggas.

Even dead niggas. I'm talking about like everything and then like comedians back then crazy. You talk about prior. All the niggas. You talk about AIDS and shit like that rape. All that type of shit. You know what I'm saying? Comedy is supposed to be limitless.

The shit that you cry about. We're supposed to make you laugh about it. The shit that you don't want the unspoken, like the unspoken shit. Like you're supposed to speak about that shit. Make motherfuckers laugh at it. That's how you feel better about. Oh, shit. Anyway, that's how I feel.

Now, if I'm a young comedian, I'm watching this, and I'm trying to get in the game. I'm trying to pop my jokes on the internet. My people in my community, probably ain't biting. My family probably ain't biting. What advice would you have for that person that's out there just trying to get to your level or maybe even bigger than you? Like, what advice could you give them that, you know, from your journey that you took?

I mean, honestly, I see, I hate questions like that. Because then you always got to be like, yo, you just got to be yourself. Like, no. I hate that dumb-ass shit, y'all. But it's real shit because the ass is the same every time. Just be yourself. Believe in you.

Never stop doing you. Like, yeah, like, and that shit. No, nobody want to hear that shit, you know. Like, for real. You got to tell them the truth. You got to put the fucking work in. Listen. I'll tell you what to do.

You put that fucking work in. You feel me? But I didn't know. Yeah, that's what I was, yeah, I was just right to say that. Yeah, you want to. No, but she says you got to get a bootleg answer every time. No, no, no. I was just saying.

I was about. to say that was the that's the that's the that's the bullshit everybody expect for you to say because that's what everybody always say just believe in yourself and shit like believe in yourself never give up believe in me like for what so me I'm myself literally that's really the advice I'm giving you like that's when you say well motherfuckers crack on like crack on your hair and shit you get sensitive I I throw niggas al you like I don't give a fuck like one time I took a picture of myself where I had no edges that once I had no hairline at one time I'm talking about I didn't have no length no edges no

Nothing. Just letting bitches play in my head. As a matter of fact, no. Not yet. I would have been there had I not changed it. Had I not, like, got a hold of that shit. I used a bunch of shit. You used a bunch of shit.

It was so much shit that wasn't working. I forgot what worked. So it was, man. And I took a picture of myself, and I put that shit on the internet. That's the first, well, that's like the fifth time I went viral. Everybody started bidding on me. Everybody just everybody coming at me, coming at me. And I came and I picked all the big comedians.

out who did it and went down the line I'm talking about DC gave me a run but I still won I'm talking about nobody We went rounds He was the only one that kept on it Like oh yeah

You got DC out of it? Man what? Yeah Got you out of this DC She buried him right now Got him out of there She killed him right now

The internet who declared that shit She killed DC I call the nigga Real shit man what No No cause he's gonna say Hey I'm now Yeah you know

You know you're gonna say Hell now And that's my nigga And I got his ass Got him. But he's the only one that really, really give me that. Like him, I ain't going to lie. Michael Blackson, he never won.

Black Krisp. I know, right? And he from here, keep talking about you from over there and shit. Yeah, motherfucker. The motherfucker was from 50 second of market, motherfucker. Yeah. He ain't from a fuck, Africa, motherfucker. So literally just.

Africans don't even talk like that motherfucker. Just be you. Just be you for real. Sometimes you got to do shit to stand out. You know what I'm saying? Like, and even with the internet, like I was just explaining. earlier like the internet

is the wave right now and it's so it's whole hard to stand the fuck out so everybody feel like they got to do the same shit I stand out because I talk about where I came from

and I also stand out because the shit that you see on internet you're not going to come to the show and see I'm different like you're not going hear the shit

in my podcast that you can see online because then it's like bitch I can just go look at you online instead of buying a $50 ticket to come to see you

or listen to your podcast or you know what I'm saying when I see you TV, you're talking about the same shit. No, every just is different. Right. Because I ain't trying to water myself down. I don't know when this shit going to end. So, you know what I'm saying? I don't be not scratching and scrounger for shit to do.

Everything is different. So just be different, stand up, be yourself, believe in you. That's it. I guess. That was the same shit. Man, you just got a work hard. I know, I know. But that's really what the fuck. It is. It's consistent. Because once, because the internet, yo, people's minds is so like ADHD. Like this

nigga, this nigga cannot keep still. Like, his mind just be going and shit. No, but you can't even You can't fucking keep still neither, yo It's like your mind be gone Yeah, that's all right He on coke I drink beer

All right cool So that's what keep us fucked up But he ain't take it You gotta stay consistent Because once you stop motherfuckers are forget about you And they just wait for the next person And listen though

To all that Oh you gotta believe in yourself You just know Fuck that Some of you niggas need to Disbelieve in your fucking so Ain't because if you're a corny ass rapper

Oh yeah yeah That's a different, that's a different time. You can believe all you fuck you want. You're not going to go to hot rappers out there. You're not going to fucking where. But while I was saying comedian, since we're talking about that, that's different. But why don't say comedians?

Did you ever try a rap? Yeah, but I'm just saying, if you're a comedian, let me just say something. Yeah. If you're a comedian and you done did a thousand skits that don't never get no traction, it's probably because you're not that fucking funny. It might be the 1,500 one that might fuck all that.

No. You ain't that fucking funny. Stop investing in shit that don't love your back. Oh, so you trick yourself. I'm going to believe. I just want to believe. No, you believe in that bullshit, man. Don't know fucking by thinking you funny.

Nobody never laughed at you. So then what they're supposed to do? They're supposed to concentrate on some other shit. Right. My fuckers will be running around here. Believing in fake fucking dreams a lot of times. Yeah. Because, ooh, I just want to do this.

I'm not that funny. Nobody ever thought I was funny. but fuck it I'm a comedian today No, you're not You're fucking comedian When you make some fucking money From being a comedian Yeah

Everybody, ooh, I'm a rapper What do you do? I'm a rapper No you not You're just a nigger that make music Nigah, you're not a rapper And to a rapper and starts fucking paying you to you can pay some fucking bills That's when you're a rapper

I'm just being real All these motherfuckers just want to do Jump in the easy lane oh, I'm this now. No, you're not. That's my problem. It's too fucking pays you. That's my problem.

Because I don't like, okay, so what I don't like, because a comedian to me is an all around fucking funny person. A comedian is you do stand-up, you act comically. You know, you can do commentary, you get way improv. A comedian is not somebody that just do skits to me. That's how I've always looked at. In fact, I wasn't even calling myself a comedian until I started doing stand-up, and I got better at it.

Right. I was, I, I just lied to Martin at one time. Right. I thought I opened up a Martin in front of 19,000 people. But I'm a comedian. Yeah, Martin, you ever lied to him? Now he probably will if he listened, you know what I mean? Oh, no, everybody listening to this shit.

So Martin won't find out that you lie to him. And sometimes you got to, you know, you got to fake it to make it. Yeah, and the fuck I made it. And I'm still making it. Oh, they lie. Y'all said something, right, that you're not a comedian or a rapper until you make money. I put a rapper on. He said that.

I put a rap song. No, I do not. People bought my song. No, no fucking everybody bought that shit. Yeah, they bought my song. Nobody bought that shit, that stupid-ass-man. Turn that shit. Oh, man.

Dripping, drip. I'm dripping. I'll buy you a bag. I'm dripping. Look at my bread. I'm dripping. You want a bag. I'll back you.

I'm burping you. I'm dripping. Wait to the B drop. Out of me because I'm a dripper. Dripper. Dripping. I'm dripping. You don't want to dance in my bread

I'm dripping You don't want to dance in my song No I'm trying I'm trying to absorb it Let me see it I'm a dripper Sprink water drip Sprink water dripping

Sprink water dripping Sprink water dripping Sprink water dripping Sprink water dripping I'm dripping I'm dripping Thought you gonna fuck this A man up for this dumbass shit man

like you're going to fuck this old That dumb-ass shit, man I mean, people bought that. Like, so I'm a rapper too. So you know it's some dumb motherfuckers in the world. You know what, no, y'all? You know what? That's a prime example of you some stupid motherfuckers out here. But let me tell you this.

Then buy shit in a bag if it was motherfuckers. But let me, I don't know, I guarantee you somebody out here by shit in the bag. You're not. But look. It's Madonna's shit, dude. I pay $84,000 for it. But. Shit in a bag.

That same exact song. If Future was to do that shit. It wouldn't be fucking hot. It would be, it would be, niggas would be TikTok and that shit. He dripping and he's dripping and he's dripping in the bag. You know, I'm telling you, it'll be, it'd be. But because it's wallow. But I'm still a rap.

That shit is trash. I'm a rapper, though. No. Why I'm not. No, you're not. You see you got to make money on. I make money. that shit. Who? I mean

I mean, like, $200 off that shit. How many streams you got? I don't know. I'm about a couple of. 46. Yeah. 46 straight. Shut the fuck out. I'm a rap. I can put rap onto my name like rapper. Can I put it in my bio? No. You said if you make money off a rap, you could do it. Oh man. Listen, they made no fucking money. You got to be.

I ain't a rapper. I ain't ever make money off that song. I fucking got so I ain't a rapper. And I wouldn't. And I wouldn't. And I wouldn't even say that I was. I mean, it's just shit that you can do. Did you put a song now that you make? I did. Where is it? It's on iTunes?

Yeah, but you ain't got to even go that far to look at it. Yeah, he's trying to. It's called it nice. He's trying to, yeah, he wanted to. I mean, you really ain't even got really, you know what I'm saying? Because we, time is almost up. Matter of fact, so we ain't even got to play it. Because y'all said this is only going to be an hour.

So we ain't even got to really do it. And then I got to get on the road because traffic would be crazy. Oh. What was the name of the song? I don't see it nowhere. Right, so I might have been deleted anyway. So it's cool because we ain't got to go through the motions of it. Yeah, see, look at him.

He's trying to. It's called Nice, though. It's called Nice, man. Come on this, man. You don't really got to because, you know, time. It's probably going to take a long time. There's a lot of songs called Nice. Yeah, they ain't on there.

They blocked you. First of all, you lying. I don't see that shit. No way on here. Hold up. definitely on air definitely on there what fuck is you talking about

definitely you're spelling her name wrong man definitely on it right you ain't no way on there I'm just a nice single oh okay let me see this joke she trying to get a little

song off let's get it I want to hear I actually wasn't trying to get my fucking song off he's the fuck nice little ass back there nice to ass back there nice to ass back there

nice to Back there nice to ass back there Nice to ass back here Nice to ass back here Nice to ass back here Nice to ass up Nicker shut the fuck up I've been out here on my cash front

Told you I'm a hustler I've been I don't do no bluffing getting Money With it like there's nothing He's like If you cute I might just pop it Got your bitch asking for pictures

If she ugly, I'm gonna cry I just left outside her office In L.A. I made a press I like nickers with tattoos who carry guns What can I stack? And he's like That I'm like

Who me? Nice to ass back there Nice to add Who me? He'd be like And I'm like Who me? Just a DJ

I see all the girls in the back With the black's ass and throw him Gramming all I do is make him laugh Not it on my song All they do is shake their ass Don't do shit for fish So if you broke their peas don't ass I don't want your nigger

Because I heard his dick was trash Boss bitch I don't get tired Seven days I day age shows Real niggas on my side And they don't move until I say so Sin narrow to them back roads You're a rose to them pesos I pop it down and I fly

Stay my shit blue like J-Lo And I'm like Homie? Homie? Nice to ass Hold me If you're live I'm live

Hold me Oh me Back to add Yeah that's the DJ man DJ Wally do it to him I'm bringing it to you live That's that just like Do you single, check it out

Performing live here next week Be here or B Square Don't meet me here beat me here I will say this I will say this thing Don't know me there all you do is because you heard her from her if you got a tattoo when you have guns

and you have a gun on you slide on her dim she like you said you like niggas with guns and tattoos I really do what can I say yeah that's crazy they say she got a ass done did you ever talk to the doctor Dr. Remix you ever been to No who the fuck is Dr. Renix? He remixed people

with bodies and shit ain't that wrong with I see. Oh okay not! They said you got your joint done that's what they were saying yeah they always say that shit I mean I had a BBO yeah then I got my tini's done too ain't nothing wrong with that you you paid for it. Yeah, I was for a while I was walking around looking like little justin until I was like

24 so yeah. She got it done up. Why the fuck not? I always had like a little like a little nice little cuff in my ass, but I was like, I was like, my chest was like yours and shit. It was like real flat. Like I was in training bras at 21. Like it was like real sick shit. So now when you like when it's time to get busy, do you find yourself like just coming out of that shit fast?

Like bam. Yeah, nigga. What you mean coming out of it? Like when it's time to get busy. You're with big shocking It depends on the mood It depends on the mood I'm in like

She just assaulting him talking A big shoggi man I don't call him Shockie here Oh I don't call him Oh I don't call him Oh I don't call him No it's not

Look I do not It depends on the mood I'm in I might come up You know I might come out that shit I might initiate it sometimes I want a nigga to be like Yeah come the fuck over here You know what I'm saying

Grit me up like you lied I said you did it I'm the time I just grip me I ain't a lot No you did Joe You said you gripped up with the gun on the hand So now so now that So okay so now that you

You know You know You got the cakes that you always been Do you find yourself wanting to You know Like give back shots a lot Like display your cakes Throw your ass

To jump up on all fours Like Because you know when women get that ass They usually throw it on the gram They shake that motherfucker It's like a new car You got to show this motherfucker off So now like when you get necker

With big shocky is it like you jump up on all fours yeah uh-huh you know what i'm saying is that you don't want to show it off like that no i don't i don't just jump up there like you know that's not my favorite position i'm more of a rider i don't really like the oh you know be like oh yeah come on like get up in the says no not really you know it's different strokes to different folks so everybody that uh out there that's dm and jess understand i like the way about you're looking clothes yeah she's a writer i'm a writer i'm a writer i'm a writer i'm a writer you ever did a bit with a nigga?

Mm-hmm. A nigga was up in jail. You ever go visit a nigga in jail? No. Damn. You said that quick. No. No, I've been, but I ain't ever like, I know, but I've been to jail.

I mean, I don't. All right. When you was in jail, what happened, man? Nobody came to see me? Anybody try you in any of them girls, big Ursula in them? Fuck yeah. And what do you, what happened? Did they take it?

Did they give you some comments? What my ass beat? What the fuck you mean? I was running my mouth. I shouldn't have been running my fucking mouth. Every day, every day, every day. Because look, my thing is, no, I wasn't innocent. No, because you said, did they take your innocence?

I did nine months. Oh, so you were in there. Just a little baby. You was in there. Do the scissor legs. Do the scissors legs. First of all, no. And look, I've always been like,

because I don't know how niggas. You know how niggas be, yo. You know how niggas be when they'd be like, you got show niggas you tough so they don't try you. Who you showed you? So I just went in there and just, you know, everybody when I went in that bitch, you know, how many times you got sucker punching in there?

How many times your titty's got suck? No. It's never going down like that. It never went down like that. I mean... How many times you was in a cell crying when you said these kids are like... No, it's nothing.

I've gotten like three fights. But I got banked in that bitch the first time. I went, I was doing too much. I was mad as shit. Damn, and you went to sleep. You woke up, you was... Yeah, it was like, no, because I thought it was... Look, I'm going off for the jail TV, so I'm thinking that...

I mean, the TV jail, so I'm thinking like, it's going to be too... No, I'm in a... on a tail with a whole bunch of... bunch of bitches. And I'm like, oh, no. And they clocked you in head. Yeah, then I thought I was slick one time.

No, big fists. Everybody was fucking beating on me. What you mean? And then, so they were, like, five bitches, and they was Mexicans, too. They was his, I don't even want to say, they was like Hispanics. I don't even know if they was Mexican. And they weren't you out of me. Yeah, it was two big ones and three little ones.

And I was running my mouth in that bitch. And I don't know who the fuck I thought I was. I haven't. Do you remember who hit you or you just woke up? No, they walked up one night. No, no, I was sleep. They just got me when I was sleep. And I just woke up and shit.

And then I was like, yo, if I was up, I would have beat the shit out of all y'all, bitch. Y'all, yeah, y'all had to get me while I was asleep. Still running my mouth. The next day, I was up, and they beat my ass again. She said to watch the TV days like, fuck you see and see you. And then my mother, she was real strict. So she was real crazy about me going to jail when she's shamed like that shit. They ain't, nobody put no money on nothing.

What was that with your little boy from? So I was, I wasn't, I wasn't, I wasn't, I wasn't, I wasn't, I was with my baby father, but she was a girl. So it was like whatever. I was my baby father when I got locked up. And he was a fucking, that nigger was... He ain't robbed a bit with you? No, y'all. He's bought a more nigga, no, y'all.

He didn't. So, that was that. Then ain't nobody put money. So I started stealing from the other bitches and shit. Oh, they called you, you still in the jail? Ain't nobody even catch me. Somebody told somebody I did it. What did you steal?

A snickers in a pack of needles. And was it worth that ass? Yeah, because I ain't have a pack of needles in like three months. So, yeah. You meant to tell me if you're stranded like that. You wasn't there doing a hard time. Yeah. I ain't nobody sent me to money

My grandmother put money on my shit When I was in that bitch For like after like the fourth month But I ain't had shit No slim jumps I ain't buying on one You was fucking TV You was a fucking

A person When you wanted it It wasn't you Yeah You was a fuck that person You get left for dead like that Because you get left for dead like that You got to get you right

You had to get you right You needed some soul searching Yeah You had You had Them ass weapons came from God You needed them Most definitely yeah

You need them three ass weapons Because it was cool Because God knew two ass whoopans wasn't enough. Yeah. I just hated how I always had to get jumped. You know what God put the Mexicans in your life. Yeah. What you say? But I just hate

how they always had to jump me like bitch, bitch, let me fight one of your bitches. You know, you're like, we don't do that. You're like, well, do that. You'll return the citizen, man. We understand. We got something like, yeah, you know. She came back from the joint. Then that was stories from the

cell. Stories from the cell. That was Part two, shit, you know. When the Mexicans whipped Jess ass about a slim gym and some noodles. No, she stole a sticker in a pack of these noodles. Yeah, y'all. And they knew I did it, because

all of them in there was closed. And they're like, the only one who was left to steal was the new bitch. Have a sniggers. Nigger, what the fuck ever? Whatever. That's crazy, man. Fuck that shit, though. I made it. I'm good.

Hey, Jess. What? I'm sorry. I'm silly as shit. They socked the shit out of you about the stickers. That was funny. I know they are looking now Like, damn, that's that same bitch I beat up.

She's famous. That's the, hey, you know, come here, look at your TV. That's a snicker girl. You're like, no, that. You don't say that sneaker girl. That's the same girl. That's the same girl. Isabella choked out.

Yeah, real shit. Look, she's fucking famous. Isabella, you fucking choked her out. That's what's work, Tom. Masked women's changed her life. We appreciate you for pulling up on us, man. You know, you was one of our favorites that we wanted to get on the show. I love it.

Yeah, thank you. you know, we discriminate. We don't want everybody. I don't drink beer. I want everybody to know that. You know, you let them 40s. We had a 40 off upstairs.

I do. You don't like broke niggas. We had a 40 off upstairs. No. I know you don't like broken. They got guns and got tattoos and wave caps. Yes, I do. And we're two,

and rock two picks with no reason. And I all, no, I don't. I also have a fitness brand. Dr. Hu, that is my shit. That's my shit. Yes. Because, listen, the name fucking came

from everybody want to know who did my fucking work, you know, on my body and shit, because it's so natural and shit. It's nice. It don't look like I got anything done. It's just that y'all know because I used to look like gilly. So it was like, now y'all know because the shit popping out here and there. So I got two-piece, doctor who sets. I got short sets, long, long sleeves, pants you can work out in, workout gear.

Unisex waist trainers, the back braces for the men. I got the slimmers. You kill them. Yeah, all of that shit. He's a plug. Make sure you send while a waste trainer. A fucking way. Wow, that's like.

This fuck is a back. You don't need a back brie. Yo, he's back before going out of me. And then Friday, I'm dropping my K-9 clothing airline. It's a messy pause line. I got a French bulldog. And that's my little nigga. I got a French, too.

Yeah, his name is Bane. So you've got to make sure you get some messy paws merchandise. I got it. My dog name is Million. You got a boy? I do have a boy. You know. Oh, she?

Million is a girl? Yes. What color is she? A beautiful. What color? Spotted hajina. Trash. All right.

I like that. I like that. she said he's a mutt she said trash she hated yeah and then not to forget the carefully reckless podcast every Wednesday please check out yes please please please uh her song nice just type it nice y'all don't got a no your song you're a rapper I'm not a rapper I'm gonna get out of it did y'all like the song truly truly I love me I think it was pop in the club and I think you're going to get booked after somebody hear that song and see it somebody's going to book you pacifically to do that

that song. Because they know you, because they know your rap career don't want as much as your comedian career. So they're like, we can get Jesse here for $4,000 off the song. It's not,000. Yeah, I mean, they're booking you as a rapper. We only got to say no jokes on stage. That is fucked up.

That's how they do you. Just come do your single. All right. I'm going to do my first show. I'm feeling. Fuck it. We go. Yeah, we go on the Jones.

Get a, get a little. Get out. Get out. There's a crowd there. You do a little six minutes. How much you want for six minutes? How much you were for six minutes? What the fuck?

I hate y'all, but I love you all at the same time. Hey, book on a single joint. Then get in here, how much you went for six minutes? We just need you to do what song. Y'all only three minutes. We just need to do like eight jokes. How much you need on some hoods shit? That's how Philly promoters is.

They didn't book you for the song to get you sent you here. How much you want for six a minute of jokes? She didn't see the fly. The flyer was on your affiliate. The fly wasn't on the internet with a comedy show. Right. That was just a hand-in-hand, John. Hey y'all.

See you see that door. Hey well, talking about your single They got to have to met this motherfucking 4,000 people And she's talking about She's looking out talking about My fucking single Popper

Hey, oh, yeah, She, she, She didn't for a stand-up She did She didn't for fucking single And a fucking stand-up She only didn't know

She liked She's like, She's like, why all these people sitting there? She's like Just cheers All these people came up For this one song

Oh, I'll pop it Oh my God, I'm going to it Oh my God She said me And we love Jess And we don't fuck out it because she's the best. Right.