Million Dollaz Worth Of Game - MILLION DOLLAZ WORTH OF GAME EPISODE 117: "FEATURING APRIL & TUDIE"

Episode Date: June 13, 2021

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It's going down. Now, we don't get a lot of you young cats some gain. We're more older and we know how to deal with women in a different way. And we understand stuff that a lot of you young guys just don't know what's going on or what you're signing up for. Now, I'm going to go straight. to this. Tudy,

what about this dude you don't like? Tell me what you don't like about Cuss. Tell me what you love and what you don't like. Okay.

Well, tell me what you don't like first. We want to start with that first. Yes. Thank you. You want to start with that first. Yes.

So we could end it on a good note. Yeah. Smooth him out. He's messy as tough. You know what, too, me and you got something

in. We got something. Oh, messy. Like, he comes in. He takes his stuff off like, I swear,

like one by one, a sock here, sock there, his shirt in the bathroom, his pants in the room. No case. It's just all over the place. But then gets mad when he can't find something. Okay, so that's what you don't like about me, huh? What do you like about me? Like, what do I love about you? Yes, what do you absolutely love about me?

Um. I guess, aside from, you know, all of the regulars, he's a great husband, a great provider, a great dad, I think for me the most is that after all these years, because he's been together a very, very long time. Would you just, like, put me on some trick and shit? Like, he's a great provider. Yeah, he's a good provider. You know what I mean? Like, as a husband, you want someone that's a good husband, you know, that you can trust. Got me on a Mr. Charles.

A whole, it's a different time out here. A lot of, you don't have to provide for women out here these days. No, it's not about being, what I'm just saying. At the end of day,

he's great in all those aspects, but for me, what I love the most is that this is so cheesy. That's what I'm talking about. Man, that's a major shit. You're a bad motherfucker.

You understand me? You understand me? Yeah. Yeah. It still gives me butterflies. Sometimes I could catch him staring at me, And it's like, I see little sparkles in his eyes

When he's looking at me Because I'll be, you know, sometimes I'll get the butterfly Sometimes I glanced off to the side of it, I tore that ass up Yeah, that's how you got to be. I look that ass on fire, yeah. Talk to me. Yeah. Well, go ahead, you got to.

You know. So what was the question? Are you want to go here? Yeah, let's go April. Let's go, let's go, let's go April. Give me some what's fucking time of thing. What I don't like about you. What's the one thing you hate about this, nigga.

honestly there's nothing you're lying you fucking lie oh my god oh my god come on it is all right so one thing he farts a lot what i don't like it it doesn't be from the smoothies and shit listen he can be in mid conversation this is what he do i literally watches him he can be in mid conversation with somebody and he's talking yeah because we're going to do the He's like literally just fart And I'm like No, you really be mad when I fart

And I'd be fanned in the blanket No, and I was just about to say Or we be in bed and he just fart So that's one of the things that I really don't Yeah, well you know he got the fucking stomach Of a newborn He is crazy with it Let me ask you a question

You never met nobody that shit more than him Keep it real No He shits He shit Seven times a day No, he drinks smoothies He didn't

They drink a lot of They're healthy Healthy shit don't stick to your ribs, man. That's the problem of healthy shit not sticking to your ribs, man. It's get you the runs, man. You being there, because, dog, you shit everywhere we go. You don't shit it at a Mickey D's. I was on a shit tour, but I got, I got a record.

I'm in the books for that shit. Because you, yeah. Shit in the different spots in America. Like, ain't nobody got more spots than me. They don't. I got gas stations. I got more fucking. You know, nobody got hepatitis A-Fuczee on their ass either.

I got all my shots before I went to left jail, tech and all this shit. Fuck is wrong with you. Hey, bro, I'll do it. you were going to say the one thing you hate about the nigger the moose is his fucked up ass allergies I'm just

I don't know I don't know what once you're used to it I'm so used to it I'm used to that That's what you do all day I'm used to But I think you should pose a fart in your bed I'm just saying you're fucked up

Let me just ask you something I pose to get up and fart You think I'm gonna get up When I'm laying there and I sleep you know I sleep in the raw you think I'm getting up this you know yeah you're farting all that vegan shit out

all right now what you love about me yeah what you love about this this raggedy ass nigga uh huh you know and this might sound corny too oh my god you too corny motherfucking they some CMFs some gree some BFs they some CEMFs yeah that's right talk to me

I really love everything about you Yeah? Other than you, like, in your farting. But yeah. You even love me when I'm a dick here, because you know I can be a dick here sometimes. To me, though. I always say to him,

he's only like that with me. No, no, it won't be like that. You're like nice to everybody. Because you don't want to push his motherfucking buttons. She had me go crazy. You don't want to push his buttons. I love everything. The rest of the people, they ain't pushing buttons.

All right, can I, all right, you want me going to her? Yeah. All right, I'm going to go into you. And you got to come back. what I hate I'm talking about listen I listen it was a moment

that I grew hair back and I lost that shit I don't give like me it ain't too much shit to drive me crazy but going fucking shopping

with her drives me the fuck crazy now now now you know that you know that you know that shit drive me crazy

because I'll be in here like and you know because for men it's like I'm just getting this and I'm out of here women

there's a whole different joint because you got to go to different stores do different shit And my whole thing is like, damn. And we might got a double back. Double, y'all double back and do this.

No, you know what I've seen that? I can put that with this. And I'm like, why the fuck you ain't just grab it the first? Because I didn't know I had to grab it. You got to be sure. And my whole thing, like Youngbloods, I'm going to tell you, you got a woman, just give it a, you know, listen, first of all, I'm going to pay for anything anyway. I'm already paying.

It don't matter. Listen, just figure out a way to get out of going to fuck shopping with them. I'm telling you, man, that shit is a setup, man. I just can't deal with it. It's just too much. And it ain't about. We're a company, though. No, we don't want to be your company when you shopping.

When you went, she got me and what's the name holding bags inside of fucking? What's the joint call that all women go to? What is the call? Sephora. Yeah, Sephora, the makeup store. I'm sitting there like, fuck as I'm keeping standing. I'm standing there talking to the security board all the time. Some dumb shit.

All the security boards know me. Right. Like from Philly all the way to D.C., any Sephora, the security boards know me because we even sat there for 45 minutes and had conversations about nothing. Right. About like, yo, why the fuck that? They keep, and they got the shit already. They just keep going to do that.

You just treat the security people as before, like they see-o's and shit. Yeah, yeah, it's what's going on. No, no, no, the fuck out of it. Why would I be talking to him like that? All right, now, that's the thing. All right, okay, with me, what you like good about her? What I love about is that. What I love about is that?

She got vision. She can see. Like, a lot of motherfuckers can't see. I remember, I ain't even going to hold you, man. I remember when I was talking to him, man. We used to be laying up in bed, right? You know what I mean? This is when I was in a different tack bracket.

Right? we laying up in bed and I used to tell That mean you was fucked up Bussing in this country? No, no, I just was in a different tag brag And now I'm in a, you know, I'm paid luxury tax This is a different thing But so, so, so, so I'm like,

I'm telling them about some shit I was telling some dreams and shit I was like, yeah, I'm gonna do this I'm gonna do that and I'm gonna do that And for once I thought she was fucking crazy Because she believed in my dreams I was like, listen, listen, I'm gonna set this I'm gonna do this, I'm gonna do this

She's like, yeah, damn, that's gonna You do that, you could do this And they could turn into this It wasn't like a motherfucker just sitting there like Oh, you know what I mean This motherfucker crazy Because most people see me And they be like

Oh yeah that's the boy That'd be jumping out of trash can And shit That nigga thrown off But she was like There is, nigga She was like But that turned her own

Because one time When I seen you I was just like There's something special about you Oh that's why you sleep Oh so hold on So let me ask you a question So hold on so you was like

He jumped about the trash can You was like It's something special About this nigga Oh my god We actually had the roleplayed Oh my God He jumped over a wall

Let me tell you something You're still sleeping. Get up. It's 5.30 in the morning. Get up like me. She was like, it's special about this sticker over. No, when I saw him in person, y'all came in my store. I was like.

When he left me in the car? His energy was just like, you know, because normally people don't come to me like that. You know, like people, I don't know why, but people don't come to me like that ever. And when he came. He came on some bootleg. I was just like taking back a little bit like, damn. He came on some blue leg and bopold me get them out of that shit. I was like, no, they.

Stay straight. He came with a blue leg, you're extraordinary, sister. His energy. What you got going on is extraordinary. No, but I'm going to tell you some shit about the trash can, right? This was something about the trash can. The trash can paid off.

One day I'm in the crib. She's like, baby, I want you to do something special for me. I said, all right, cool. She said, go to Home Depot. She said, I need one of the big industrial trash can. I said, all right, baby, I got you. I go and get the trash can. She's like, all right,

I want you to surprise me. When I come downstairs, I'm going to have like a little nightie on a little and just jump out of that bitch. I jumped out of the trash can, ass necker. Lay it down and sprayed it down. Sprayed the shit out right in the kitchen. We had to, listen, we had a standardize the kitchen. I jumped

just like that, huh? Clear. I mean, and it was she was like, yeah, just like that. She was like, just like that. She was like, it's the video I fell in love with you. Yeah, that's funny. You know what I mean? And I have my band's on. Digger jumping out of trash cats like I was going. Yeah, I had my vans on. She loved that shit.

She said, this nigga, it was crazy. Oh, you want back the van days on it? You know, that was a survival days. You know, no, no, right? Don't, no nigger, fuck you like a nigga was some dirty vans on some dirty timbs. That's fucking for his life. It's a difference. What I'm not going to be different. It was fucking, yeah.

See, when you first get home, that's when it's a different joint. That's when I was sleeping on the couch, like, in the daytime. Right. Because sometimes, no bullshit. I saw y'all so happy. He's in the relationship. I slide about a nanny crib. Because, you know, when you're dealing with an older woman like nanny,

you can't just be laying up in the crib laying down. You use a real bum. So I slide over there, John. I still get a little nap in the daytime. And it'd be cool And then I used to be on dates with Tudy and Gil all the time I'm going to dates

And I'm asking You know what was so crazy I didn't know about a lot of shit So I never get We went out one night And we over Nala all of us We over there

And I think it was One of the restaurant Cheesecake Fair So the dude was like Damn man So they was like We got this cheesecake We got New York cheesecake

I said well damn Let me get the Philly cheesecake Right I'm thinking that they had A Philadelphia cheese He said low They don't I'm like

I'm older than my fool You told me to order. They said they got in New York. I went to Philly cheesecake. What the fuck is that? Because they got all the cheesecakes. And I'm ordering shit. I used to be,

I used to be just eating all types of shit. I'd be all, you know. He said the dumb-ass shit. I used to be with them all the time. It was the third wheel. Had the whole table looking like we ain't belong to me and shit. Yeah, they would do. You know what I mean?

You know what was the dumbest shit he heard? And at the time, it was the dumbest shit. I ever heard. You're trying to slide about it. No, no. The only thing I really hate about Tudy is that her sex drive don't match her. You know, I'll be wanting it like 12, 14 times a week.

And Tudy is more like a, you know, a three, four-ish, and maybe a hand job on the weekends. You know what I'm saying? No, women ain't going to never be like us because I'm... He's such a liar because he be asleep. Like, I'm always up after her. He's up. He's sleeping and I'm like, babe, you're tired?

He's like, I'm tired. What you think? After this, I'm tired. I don't like... No, okay, because listen, because listen, like, I can't come in, I can't come in eat, you know, get. busy. I got to come in, I got to eat. We got to watch you know, like four

episodes or something. You feel what I'm saying? Like, I'm fucking tired. See, I got a rich one. Like, like, like, but listen, listen, I, listen. No, I say, I say, why we can't, why we can't get busy before we watch it, because you're going

to go to sleep. Yeah, you're going to sleep. But we get your ass. But, Nick, when you get your ass, he's like, I'm done, I ain't got to do that. I'm done. I ain't got to do anything. He's like, you got to pay with a movie. Right. That's the whole thing. I'm not paying with no fucking movie For me to be the prostitute for you tonight For me to be the tricks and the trade

All the new shit You gotta watch this movie You gotta watch You gotta watch four fucking episodes In King of Harlem I'm gonna be fucking sleep by the time Bumpy go to jail I'm asleep

This what I do I get her right And I get the We get the fiddle faddling As I'm watching the movie I'm like yeah baby let's watch this I got bid a scene coming to kiss or something Man that made me emotional

Let me kiss you Let me kiss you Let me kiss that thing down there. You know what I mean? Next thing you know, I'm sneaking some shit in. I didn't got my shit off. Ain't no movie down now. That's over.

Because I'm going to lay it down the spread. She's done anyway. She's like, ah, these niggas, you're just so young. You just don't, no, I'm not letting this shit go. I'm a legend. I mean, I'm in a rathish. So she'd get mad at me. Like, I like, and I agree with you, we should not have to pay for a vagina with a fucking movie.

You're young people out there. I'm telling you, man. It's not paying with a movie. You do. You got. It is. It's like I'll give you some if you watch the movie with me. No, no, no.

It's just your man's busy all day working. He comes in and it's just like, hello, it's nothing. It's just like, let's get wham-bang. Thank you, man. No, what's your day being made? Let's have a conversation. Well, we have a conversation while we're in the middle of how was your day? How was your day?

Oh, my God, puppy. Yeah, you're going to get it now. I told you. I was thinking about you all day. How was your day I don't know It's good now Oh baby

Baby Oh my God Baby I sold out all I sold out on my hair baby Oh you did Oh that's your reward right here Yeah take this I told you I was in play

But it'd be crazy That movie is hard Especially if it's If that shit passed an hour 30s like man I am tired Yeah I'll give you a good 20 minutes You're done Oh

Not in the sex department. Don't do that. I'll last longer than 20 minutes. You know what I mean? During the movies. Yeah, the movies, 20 minutes. Now, now, if I last longer than 20 minutes in a bit, that depends on you or not.

Like, you know, if you give me them real good mons. Now, too. Start talking in Korean. Would you, uh, would you go to jail for Gil? be straight up don't bullshit would you take a case for guilt right now would you take a case

we almost had a case no that was then he made a statement on you that's different no that's the same like back then we were together a less like less you know we weren't together as long as we are today so if I was willing to do it back then

then she damn sure wrote me a letter and said you know I could do I could do a couple years if I got to I was like I didn't say all that damn I was like oh shit she's like I got a five people for you. I was like, shit. Yeah, I got, I get, listen, you ain't, I do a

five piece for you any fucking day. You ain't never got to worry about this. I'm definitely not letting you go back. But listen, I would do a five piece for you. You do five years right now for them. I'm talking about five months. I ain't talking about five years. Oh, I was about five months. Oh, no, no, no, no. No, no. I'm, I'm not, hold up. I'm going to just say this. I'm going to say this. Office, I just met her. I don't know what's in the car.

I really don't know. I don't know. Listen, man. Listen, matter of fact, let me talk to you for a minute. Let's to have a conversation. You're a man. I'm a man. We understand shit. I don't know what's going on. I just,

listen, she's really an Uber driver. I don't know shit about this shit what's going on or what's happening, man. I'm just trying to. So you let Eve go on there?

You let Eve go to hell? What, five months? I know or five years, I don't. I don't know. I know, I just met her. She's an Uber driver. I'm just saying, man, I'm just being real.

You know what I mean? My fuckers be out here with capping and shit. I'm not telling them. That's not telling him. It's having a conversation and understanding that I'm not sure if I know her. I mean, that's all I'm trying to...

Because it's the understanding of how long we knew each other. Because if we don't know each other, obviously, I don't know what's going on, officers. I just don't. That's all I'm saying, but yeah, I do five months for a lot. I do five months, no conversation ain't nothing. Five months right now, no conversation, no conversation, no conversation, no nothing. Five months, no conversation, no nothing.

For five years, you don't know what? No, I'm just being, I don't, I don't, it's a conversation that got to be had. I don't know. You just, sometimes, you know, you just sometimes, you know, because sometimes you know how you see it's just like relations you know how you're like I don't know this person you know how they'd be like I don't know this person yeah I don't know you now you know how to use that I don't even know this person I don't even know what I don't want you to take no charge I wouldn't know who I'm dealing with right now what I'm saying you'd go to jail for him yeah definitely damn she oh my god now that you look at ban out here no no no we got to say we got we got to understand I'm going to do the fire we got we got something in common Yeah, you're like We got, we both go

Do bitch with you It's not about how long the bit is We're doing bits So we cool No, it is matter But is it Okay, so that's a point of time So eight

Up to how much Up to how many years You're doing for him Is it five months And then if after that You don't know this nigga too Like I don't know this thing All right

He's an Uber driver That asks me to sit in the front I don't know But I definitely No no Oh whoa he said that five What's up That five piece

That five years What's going on? Yeah, I think Yeah, I would Oh, you was a legend, baby Five years away from that That's five years away from day day That's five years away from Mom Dukes

That's five years away from Stella Because you can't forget about Stella Oh yeah, and by the way For anybody to don't know Let me just ask some of you ladies out there Have you had any good hair lady? If you was here, you know We got the, you know,

Unbelievable queen right here You know what I'm saying? but that's another story, but let's switch subjects. No, no, no, no, we've already got to stop. We want to do the time for each other. It's cool. We're going to ride it out. That's my baby.

You know, I'm going to, I'm definitely going to jail for two, you know what I mean? Because I damn, you know, you are. You made a statement on two. When we got locked up with the weed. You made a statement. When we got locked up with two weed, I was willing to do the time. You know what I mean? I ain't had nothing to do with that shit.

You know what I mean? I was in the wrong. See, but once again, you were in a detective had an understanding of what happened, right? All right, cool, we used to be on the same time. Y'all had to understand it. It's cool. It's cool. That's all it's because it's a myth thing.

They wouldn't understand it. They don't know what's going on. But it's cool. It was understanding. And I just figured who the judge is going to be more lenient on. Because she had to connect. I already know she had to connect. Yeah, who the judge, like you're going to be more lenient on.

Yeah, I'm only going to get her a couple of years. But you, I might get you 10. So that was a smart move. That was smart. And that's the same thing. And I'm up. I'm thinking like, damn, they ain't going to really. You know, I mean, you're cool.

Just don't say that. They ain't know that. Say the guy that you was Uber before, before. Let me ask you a question.