Million Dollaz Worth Of Game - MILLION DOLLAZ WORTH OF GAME EPISODE 184: FEATURING HAHA DAVIS
Episode Date: September 11, 2022FEAT. HAHA DAVISYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/mworthofgame...
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Right.
Spin the block
Nigger
Rock
Rock
Rock
Speed
Speed
Yeah
I'm gonna rock
I keep a motherfucker
I'm trying to slide
on the art
I get to pop
We're like
Stress in the road
Made that boy slip on a rock
We put a lot
We put niggas on fox
Don't care if you with it
a night
I keep some motherfuck cheese
I keep some motherfuck
Gwark
Hold out of hundreds on top
Street
Spin that shit
Spin that shit
Spin that shit
Spin that shit
Yeah
Spin that shit
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
You know
I'm gonna get a dude
A whole lot of bitch
Got a whole lot of bitch
Got a whole lot of shit
A whole lot of niggas
Be with me
You know a yon nigga don't play back
Shit on the school
I was out on the block
No elisa I'll move
Ake
Get put on the merch
Get put on the shirt
That nigga playing with me
Big niggas
Gapin'em pissed
Oh
Bits out
Biss out
In the field
Like a fucking kick
Go
Got a hole in one
nigga I don't play
Go
Go go running plays
Like the young Mars
Big of shit
U
Urgy
ain't
Stained now
What your bitch
Ritch at
Ruggie
Ron with a stick
What your bitch
A bitch
Hit your bit man
So much cash
I need me a bit
bag
Spangin that cheese
Stagin that cheese
Yeah yeah
Like a bit man
Put that stick on the top
Yeah
Nigg would pushin
Whip
Y'all in the name
Plead me
Oh
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
I keep a motherfuck
I'm trying to
Slout on the
Oh
Sweet baby Zey
Spin that
Spin that
We put the niggas on
Fox
Don't care of you with it or night
I keep some motherfuck cheese
I keep some motherfuck gullas on top
Catch in my hand I'm spinning that shit
Spin that shit
Spin that shit
Spin that shit
Spin that shit
Spin that shit
Yeah that's that street baby Zay man
Spin that you ready
Yeah
Let's get it to him right about
Now
Let's go
She's a very kicky girl
The kind you don't take home to my bar
She will never let your spirits clown
Once you get her off the street
She like the boys in the band
She says that I'm a all-time favorite
Like the boys in the bed, it's all good.
This is wilder is a freak.
Girl is pretty wild now.
The girl is a super freak.
The kind of girl you read about.
With magazine, that girl is pretty kicking.
A little more time.
One more job.
I'm ready about to take it all.
Every time we meet.
She's all right.
She's all right.
Black her little's all right.
How was he in his cell?
She's a super freak, she's a super freak and she's a very special girl.
Okay, he got to take him.
He's covered all we about to take it.
Love it yet truth.
Backstage.
And a limousine.
Limitian streets, babe.
He's living in it.
Michelle.
She got baby a little woman and she's wet-naked.
We're in limbo.
Gilt's following in his nose.
That was a classic, man.
I can do cocaine to that right now.
He's been doing it.
He's been piling his name.
You know what I mean?
You're now tuned into me, me, me, me, me, a million dollars worth a game.
Listen, man, we got the powder boys right here, man.
The Powder brothers.
These boys in here, man, it was wild before this shit started, man.
It was white stuff all over the table.
The Powder brothers, LeBron, James, and Rick.
What's the name just told?
Listen, man, I'm going to be straight up with you, man.
My man had a while.
Listen, ha, ha, I had a wild encounter.
The people stepped to him, man.
Somebody stepped to him, man.
You know, listen, once you start to reach up, I'm going to be straight up with you.
When you start to elevate in this game, this entertainment game, you get a visitor.
He got a visitor.
That's what they call him, a visitor now?
Somebody stepped to him, man, and basically trying to get him in.
Ain't nobody stepped to my man, loose.
They definitely ain't stepped to him.
I think they just didn't know.
They came to, they try to jump you in, baby.
I just, you know what I mean?
I'm a straight narrow guy.
You know what I'm saying?
First of all, who we got here, man, today?
The legend.
Ha, ha.
Jerome Davis, man.
I like that name.
What?
Yeah, this is his name.
Ha, ha, Davis.
Yeah.
I don't know that, nigga.
What you know?
I mean, I know Lose.
Oh, Lose.
They say I'm an O.G.
Yeah, I mean, I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know what I'm going to?
That's who the fuck I know.
Yeah, I mean.
Losey used to play football
had a little bullshit scholarship.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
Oh, so y'all two, Nick Rose got something to count.
Y'all went to them no-name colleges and nobody know.
No, I don't know.
No, I don't.
I had a little decent little college
They were trying to send me to
No, it's not
No, nobody know that John
Toledo
I was gonna go there and go play ball
Oh Toledo
Oh yeah, that's better than with John he went to
Yeah, that's way better than John Gil went to
Yeah, that's way
He got nothing to do with Toledo
Toledo, Toledo's a big school man
No
Oh, okay
He's talking about a neighbor
I say, damn
He's going to college straight to hood
Yeah
No, no, fuck no
You're a fucking nut
No, he ain't go there
You're fucking nut
man, I talk to your sister Tamara too, man.
Shout out to her, man.
Yeah, I've been not talking to her for a minute.
How do you know Tamara?
Come on, man.
I mean, I knew people that knew people.
I got to stop this disrespect.
We're just getting here now.
No, no, they don't disrespect.
I'm just saying.
While I down and talk about, you know, I get around.
I'm in Detroit, baby.
Shout out to the D.
All my people over Detroit.
You know, listen.
You know my spot in Detroit, Slobby Crabb, man.
When I'm in the city, I stay out in the Daxon, man.
Out there in Birmingham, man.
Is it Slobby Crabb out there?
Yeah, Slobie Cramp out there?
in Detroit.
I thought you were talking to one downtown.
He went down in town, too.
Listen, man, I don't know what I'm...
Listen, man, I know what's going on, man.
Shout out to the, you know, Detroit players out there.
All my people out there.
You know what I'm saying?
Yes, Detroit.
I love it there.
We get a hustle on.
Me, I always just shot your sister out
because she's a very intelligent woman,
a bunch of degrees doing a thing out here, you know?
Yeah, shout out to her.
No, yeah, my sister, Tommy wanted to her.
That was the first person ever, like,
take me under her wing, you know what I'm saying.
When I went through us growing up,
we had a rough coming up.
But my sister, she figured it out.
she wouldn't have got her degrees
and I just wanted to follow
on her footstep and do something right
I'm gonna just tell you something
but we in Hollywood for real now
this is some Hollywood shit
these two
all Hollywood activities
anything you didn't heard
thought about
the secrets
the privacy shit
let me tell you something
you got the water boy
and the snortle boys
like we ain't
we ain't hot
yeah
we be telling while
you know this is Hollywood
listen man
what's the wildest shit
that happened with you man
and I'm not
when I say Hollywood
I'm not talking about
Well, people got to understand, Hollywood is not just Hollywood.
You see what I'm saying?
A lot of people say, oh, man, you went Hollywood.
No, Hollywood is not a place.
What's going to Hollywood?
It's a world, and it's not just one location.
Right.
It's a level of success.
And when you get there, there's a lot of crazy shit that goes on, man.
Right.
And these two balls, man, shoo.
Why, leave us out, leave our lives a little bit.
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Yeah.
Back in the day, right?
Because you know I know people.
I know Tamer.
I know, you know, I do my due diligence, right?
Yes, sir.
And they told me the nigger used to work at KFC
and he took frying chicken so fucking serious.
Yeah.
Like they said you was the top fry
in the motherfucking state of Michigan.
I was.
To the day, I can go back.
And I know how to drop three in one.
or two and two.
See what I'm saying?
What that means?
That means two white,
too dark.
What I'm saying is,
what I'm saying is,
stop saying that like this,
cocaine,
you know how to put a three
on the two.
Two and four.
I'm saying,
that's that KFC talk.
You know what I mean?
Three and one.
You know what I mean?
Three and one.
That means three white, one dark.
You know what I can go back
today and I,
if it all felt like that I'm pulling back.
Do you know the original
ingredients like you?
No,
see, they keep all that packaged up.
They just want you to pour it in
and it already come mixed up.
You just open
that motherfucker up and pour it all into the flour
and you mix the flour up and the shit ready to go
they ain't gonna give it to you one by one
that shit coming in a silver pack
no name no ingredients
open this motherfucker up and put this shit inside of the flour
and mix it up it's down the right
did you think you was a real chef
yeah yeah I did I think to this day
I'm a real chef no they shit was already made
you just dropping it in the I'm saying
but you gotta know how to bring that chicken up seat
see when you work in that chaos
see the managers don't like when the legs
busted see what I'm saying
them legs got to come up clean my shoes come up
clean all the time i was number one cook out there i'm telling you i go back right now they told me they said
you was you as you damn i'm still him they said you as the little colonel himself you took
you took pride in that shit chef lose man y'all come out at me i really i was good and then
they said they fired you from outback because you was doing instagram videos and the nigger
told you nigger don't come back in six months motherfucker and then they said in six months
you was hi-ha davis i was that's the most amazing thing that happened to me i was working
Outback was my last job
So I was getting ready to go do
My first radio interview ever
I told my manager, like, man, I got to go
He was like, man, you got to clean them first
So I tried to clean up as fast as I could
And he was just like, the job still out there
I'm like, man, I got to go
He's like, all right, fuck it, go
But don't call me in six months
When you need a job
Been six years
Damn
You still ain't called this one
He still ain't called that then
You ever rule past there?
I still ride past there
I know he don't work there
I know he definitely can't work there
He's probably gone
He probably checked out
he was old naked
but uh damn
but at that time
though I was just like man
I swear to God
this shit's gonna work
and the shit worked out man
glory to the man above
but shit
we're here now
you bet on yourself huh
I had to bet on myself
I bet on myself
at my last job
I never get when I left out of there
I knew I wasn't ever gonna work
another 9 and 5
in my mind
not saying that I was gonna be who I am today
but in my mind I knew
I was never gonna ever work another 9th
when you got fired from KFC
you're crazy
God.
It was one of them
because it was like my favorite job,
bro.
I was, you know, when you
deep in it like that,
I was like five years in.
I was like a vet at KFC.
Who fired you?
I think it was my general manager.
Why they fired you?
You told me you was the best chicken man
and fucking dropped to my tony on them biscuits.
I had left twice and came back.
I had left twice and came back.
I left to go to school.
Then the second time I left,
I was like, yeah, I'm going to pursue my dreams.
And she wasn't trying to hear that shit.
So she was looking for a reason to let me go anyway.
You know, I'm in the end of letting me go.
fucking up too much
He said
He said
I'm gonna need another break
I'm trying to pursue my dreams
He said no bitch
You're fired
I'm trying to pursue
This three or one
This three and one
Fuck is wrong
You got the wrong
Big dog
This six and two
That's what I'm trying to pursue
The six white
The two dark
Yeah
But guess what
You're one of one
Get your one ass out
But y'all
You got the best leg
On these two things
Right on
I just did wallow and gillie.
I just did wallow shit not too long ago, bro.
It was the funniest shit because the way he just,
his persona, like, it'd be real shit,
but the shit just be comical at the same time.
Yeah.
Like, get up.
Everybody don't get you anything.
Why are you laying down?
What's you laying down?
You ain't got to win no draws.
You like me.
What's you put in milk and cereal for?
Don't eat milk and no cereal straight up.
Ain't about going to get you nothing.
Then you're going to get you shit.
He knows that.
Now, Gilli is.
Gilie a different type of
Bees, though.
He's going to deliver to you in increments.
Hey, man,
a little homie here.
You know,
he said he needs a million dollars
work a game.
Man, I've been gone for
a while I came back home.
My girl's with a different nigga.
I tell you what your girl is.
She's a CDL.
A chick chasing dick license.
He's going to give you some different shit.
Right.
It's different double chalk.
Boy, y'all together.
Man, listen.
I'm scared of y'all.
No, but this is a twist, though.
You know what I love.
Uh-uh.
I love that you was ever used
Instagram to take care of your family
I didn't remember one time I was talking to
somebody that played in a big time movie right
I don't know if I would say there was a star
he was and you know
and it was crazy because
he was trying to talk down on
you know like
Instagram comedians that they would say
they all talk down on me
and I had to tell the motherfucker yo man
you know that motherfucker making more money than you right
and said what you mean I said
you know how much that motherfucker
get for a post right
yeah
told him a couple things
sent him a couple things
he was like oh shit
I was like yeah that little
I know y'all get them
union feeds and all that shit
because you with the gill
and all
bro
yeah
niggas on Instagram
getting way more money
than people in movies
motherfucker can be on the movie
that you go to the big screen
to see on Netflix
and they can be broke
they couldn't stop it
motherfucker on Instagram
going they DM
and pull 100,000
out that joint easily
easy work
I'm telling me
you're going to be
you're going to you're doing
you're doing your damn right now
pull a hundred thousand out to make two calls they try and get your hundred bands like
yeah so it's like you know just seeing the difference because you're able to do your
thing on Instagram make people laugh and also get on the stage and rock the mic and just
have people dying so you got the best of both worlds yeah you know when a lot of people
came up they didn't have that shit you know that's why I think that's why a lot of their
oh geez they they never accepted us as new as to me I was just telling Barry because Barry
bro who out there with me he didn't want really taught me how to do stand up like I
didn't even know how to hold a microphone at one point in time I was just
just somebody on Instagram
that just thought
I was funny
I started in 2015
a lot of these
motherfuckers wasn't around
when we started
you know what I mean
like we being honest
I'm one of the OGs
of the Instagram shit
I've been around
since 2015
when we first started
and then we started
getting on steady
like man fuck them
they come from the internet
they didn't have to go
through we went through
the gauntlet
and they had to go
to all the comedy club
chitling shit
not even no
not even the comedy club
the bars
when there ain't
nobody listening
to your jokes
yeah
motherfuckers is eating
and talking
and telling them
what they want to
they're listening
to your jokes
they went through
real pain.
So when you think about that type of shit, you know what I'm saying?
You respect the game, but at the same time, bro.
The game change.
But you can't go do what I do.
Why you hate me?
You can't go on, you can't go on internet and do what I do.
Show me.
Show me that if I'm so terrible at what I do, show me that you can go and be as great as
I can't.
You can't do what I can't do.
You can't do what I do.
What I do is a talent too.
You got to respect it at some point.
At some capacity, you got to respect to what I do because what I do, you can't do.
And what you do, I can't do, but I had to go learn how to do.
See, but I'm going to keep it all the way real, right?
Where the jealousy coming a lot of times is a motherfucker don't want to eat with you,
they want to compete with you.
You know what I mean?
And then you look up right, and you got a comedian who they'll be older,
they've been through all the ringers of life to become who they are.
Right.
And then they have 400,000 followers.
Right.
And then you got a nigger like you who started off as an Instagram, social media, you know, doing your thing.
And now you got the comedian tag, but you ain't really put in the comedian work yet.
Yeah. And you got millions of followers.
Yeah.
So it's a, it's a, I don't want to say a jealous of envy, but it's a, he ain't put the work and output in.
And just because he got more followers,
he think he could throw the comedian tag.
They think it's easy.
So it's automatically just a hate going to come in,
especially if you're not a secure person with who you are
and you're not able to adapt.
A lot of times the hate come from motherfuckers not being able to adapt.
Because if you're able to adapt
and you're able to be popping on social media
and you're able to be popping on all these new platforms that come out,
you not even really weren't about what another nigga
because you're doing the same thing
you eating and then you understand
how they shit working because you're eating too
off this shit they eating
so you're just a respect thing
because you understand how hard it is
everybody thinks oh it's easy to be popping
why everybody ain't popping them
everybody ain't popping up that shit hard
but not just that it ain't just that the popping part
a lot of motherfuckers on Instagram
with a bunch of numbers ain't get no money
right
about that that shit ain't like how did you start
for the comedians out there
because you got people to just be on there doing skits all day
yeah ain't ain't doing
no promo ain't doing nothing they're just doing skits
and just don't know where to go
don't know how to make the money
how did you first make your bread
on Instagram and how could you tell
some of these young comedians that's on here
and when I say young it ain't no age range
but it's just people on it is just on it as funny
and we don't want to just limit it to Instagram
on social media period yeah
for me bro you're not
understand i came from like i said i've been doing this show since 2015 i was in my mom a basin with
three point five million dollars i was broke almost four million followers i ain't make no real
money till i got to six million followers damn i was making money i was making money at a hundred
thousand followers no i'm talking about like real money shit that yeah like changing you all you all
making money i'm saying shit that just changed my life now every time this this that's that
opposed we need that every time yeah it was cool to go make five thousand dollars every nine then that ain't
no money from when we come from.
We're trying to make a living.
I got two kids.
I got a girl.
I got a homeboy.
I got family at the crib.
You know what I'm saying?
I ain't started making
no real money until I was almost
six million followers in.
I was in my mama basement.
I was in a four million followers.
Oh, you was a basement.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
The basement.
Did you ask with them guard videos?
Did you decorate the basement?
Yeah, yeah.
We had the basement decked out.
I tried to make that bit look like footlocker.
Did you have the sneakers all laid on the wall?
I promised you was up on the wall.
I promised you was up on the wall and that motherfucker.
What's a plane?
He used to ask me what the guard videos came from.
My sister, she had a little.
It was like where the furnace was at,
I used to move all the shit out the way
and shoot my guard videos right there.
All this shit came from the bottom.
My mom, I was at, almost 4 million five.
My mom was like, okay, I've been in the basement.
Three years, this time will get a job.
She was like, it's time to get a job,
niggins.
It's over with it.
It ain't going to happen.
We're not going to keep letting you.
You're in the middle of a basement for three years screaming guard.
I don't want to hear that shit no more.
IG stands by I guess.
The next time I ain't guard,
it's going to be a motherfucker calling you because you're a security.
go her some fucking whip.
I was a father-in-
Why you never gave up, man?
Because I wanted it so bad.
Like, when we come from,
I'm from the east side of Detroit.
Like, I ain't never had no father.
You know what I'm saying?
It was the time my mom was gone for a long time.
She had to go get herself together.
So it was like, I wanted to, if I couldn't be loved by my father
or the people that was in my life,
I want to be loved by the world.
I wanted to be loved by the world.
That's what I want.
I mean, and I chased it down.
And I figured out how to do it.
And I don't even.
Um, no, I got to, but the real reason I had, when I, when I first started wanting to be famous, you guys, my sister Sierra, I was like, bro, I got a blood brother. I ain't never met.
You know, my mom had to put my boyfriend because at times she was sick.
I don't know if she wanted me talking about this story, but if not, whatever, it's out.
But at times she was sick, she had to put on for adoption. I was, I'm going to get famous just to meet my brother.
To this day, I still ain't met him. But at the time, it was, I really, is he out there?
He's somewhere in the world.
I don't know his name
They changed his name
And everything
You know what I'm saying
When my mom
Put up for a daughter
His name was Herbert Davis
He probably know
I'm his blood brother
That's the crazy part
To give me chills
Because he probably
He probably know
I'm his blood brother
But
I'm gonna get famous
Just so I can meet
I can find my brother
That's all you wanted it for
That's really what I wanted
For
And to be loved by the world
Because I couldn't have love
From the man that I wanted
From the most
Was my father
Yeah
Yeah
So this high guy
You're just
Me wanting to meet my blood
brother and on top of me not having a father in my life him not being able to love me so i said
fuck it i'm gonna make the world of me i'm gonna make the world yeah that that's real man that's real
because you know a lot of times growing up in the ghetto you just be like damn motherfucker just want to
hug you just want to be at a you know you're at the park you see you know the homies with their dad
and she's like damn my dad was at my game and shit you know a lot of people a lot of people feel
that way but it's like you're doing it and uh i believe you're gonna i believe you're gonna find
your brother you know he's gonna be out there somewhere you gonna see it you know
mean but like when you talk about this stuff right because I see you passionate about it
like in some of them some of them bits them skits that you did where did they come from
because it was just this used to have people have you die have me dying especially the jail
shit because to me the jail should be so real yeah I'll be like damn because you know
be on the phone somebody like get up off that phone like where does you come from with this
shit a lot of time I ain't ever been like I mean I did my little 10 minutes in that motherfucker
but I didn't know real time in jail but
it comes from your homie shit
a lot of my homies
doing real time
and that shit
that motherfucker
I ain't say
none of my homies
got their cheeks
whooped
and that motherfucker
I'm just saying
Yeah yeah
Gil
had a little moment
about shit
that'd be going on
but then you
try to bring
humor from that shit
and a lot
bro the most gangst
nags
walk up to me
and be like
bro
you're the funny
nigga in the world
yeah
like niggas
who you know
is thoroughbred
killers
yeah
but like bro
you're hilarious
bro
if you can put that
joy on a man
face who
ain't got nothing
but demon
in his eyes
I've done my job
that's that's real man me that's that's what i look at like i'm talking about i don't watch
the most gangs you're they're walking the room if it go down they own that this what it's
going to be but when they see me oh like go out the window they come down earth that nigger you
fun yeah yeah you know what i'm saying all that all that all that tough tones shit go out the window
all that they put that behind them and we can joke you know what I'm saying we be real men
we can we can laugh and joke we ain't got to talk about how many niggins we can kill that and the
third we're just laughing and joking but that's that's that's the joy i get out of this shit
being able to make the toughest nigger in the room
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That's real, man.
You know, it's how wildo got out a lot of motherfucking drama in prison.
What do you do?
Crack jokes, make niggas laugh.
Yeah.
Might make a nigga a meal or something.
Come on, big, you know.
Come on, big, dog.
You hungry.
Let me get some of this.
It depends, man.
It depends on the situation.
And how he heated the situation was, you know what I mean?
You know, anything can happen, man.
See, I was one of them niggies I'd live to see another day.
Wait.
I mean.
You said he was making meals, you know?
He was making things to eat to protect your cheeks.
Something to eat to protect your cheeks.
God!
Stories from the cell.
I'm saying.
Stories from the cell.
No, you hit that, he screamed guard.
I thought that was the wrong.
No, you don't program that in the gym.
I know about I
Hey listen
man
So go ahead
Stories
You used to make
Niggas
They'd threaten you
You know
What I'm saying
What I'm saying
What you're something
Big God
What the fuck are you doing
This is
Stories from the cell
Now
Another episode of stories
From the cell
I know I can get it
To you a long time
But I'm gonna give you
Some real raw
Rap right now
So it was situational right
I mean
It depends on the level
Of aggression
That somebody might approach me
depends on what's going to be
on the menu at that time
because if it's just some regular bump
and low stuff, damn, you're cool,
you need a soup or something, brother?
Hey, do you know I mean?
Because that takes the aggression
out of some people
because they hungry.
Motherfuckers be mad based on
a lot of people don't really be tough.
The toughness be based off
a hunger, a lack of funds,
even in the streets.
You know what I mean?
If you notice most dudes
they get money,
they just be chilling,
they don't be tough.
Unless it's some, you know,
there's a disagreement
based off some ass or something.
You know what I mean?
Because a motherfucker's, you know,
these chicks that,
most of the drama
in the street start over the chicks and if it ain't over the chicks it's a big start for somebody
being broke so in jail it's sort of like the same thing right you know what I mean uh you might run
into a dude he's just tough for no reason he because his cabinet empty he ain't got no food so I understood
so I understood me I'm the type of person that came to some type of agreements whereas though
we could alleviate the violence with inside of the institution right you know I'm saying I was like
a piece piece dude you know I was a violence de-escalator like you know so you know I ran into a dude
We might be bumping to me.
It might be a little altercation.
My motherfucker might have a stare off and staring at me with some tough shit.
And I knew with some tough shit involved.
Damn, homie, you're cool.
We're making some food.
And not you cool.
So the level of the menu would change based off the level of toughness.
This is this motherfucker really tough?
He getting the salmon, the macro, all that shit going up inside of the, you know, the mix up.
You know what I mean?
The pot.
He's getting the whole hook up in there.
You know what I mean?
You know, all that shit.
You pass a nigga your honey in jail.
That means you don't pass no honey off because that's like the top of the chair.
you know, a condiment.
What type,
like the actual honey?
Yeah, the honey bottle,
you know what I mean?
Because.
So anything that, like,
you couldn't even,
what about a honey bun?
No,
that's money too.
That's top flight.
Okay.
A honey bun is anything.
You got a honey bun,
especially the joint
with the extra white glazing
on that joint.
You know,
them joints,
the big-ass honey buns.
Yeah.
Them Jones calls the arm
and the leg,
you know what I mean,
if you're in the joint.
So if you,
you know,
situations that had something,
if I don't think you
that much of a threat,
I might throw you a soup
and little something,
some chips or something.
Hey, you don't get my head, man.
But if you're a monster in the gorilla,
I'm going to hook the whole join up for you, man.
I didn't have situations where I just, you know,
I didn't, uh, you know.
Gave a nigga old coppersy.
No, I wouldn't say that, but it was always negotiable
if shit was too, if it got too heated
because I was living to see another day.
See, niggas be in jail talking all this tough.
See, you know what was crazy?
Give it out the steak.
I mean, niggas.
Hey, oh, he said all that to say.
One time a dicker came up and pissed his ass.
He said, hey, big fella, you were,
what's for some cupcakes?
I want to say all that.
I want to say all that.
You can get your ass and hold on, man.
I'm not on that.
You're tripping today, big dog.
I'm going to be, bro.
No, I wouldn't say all that.
But I will say it was negotiable based off of the environmental.
Stee can't get you at it.
I'm going to be.
Bro, what's you all today?
It's only Tuesday.
This is crazy.
That dink it was in jail before, man.
He knew all the sands and shit, man.
But no.
See, see, see, see.
This is the real shit, man.
different.
I ain't never
seen you act like this.
This motherfucking
crazy, man.
But don't
or some real shit.
Motherfuckers
be acting like
they're so tough.
Yeah.
Like all that tough
shit in jail
is a different game
because you ain't
got no pistol on you.
It's always.
You got that
how you handle it.
And then you got
bulls that
I'm talking about
they black belts
in all prison action.
They got a weight game.
They got a knife game.
They got a lock
in a sock game.
I'm talking about
they got a newspaper game.
You know what I respect that
I'm saying what game did you
I had a run game
No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no let me let me let me
Let me clarify this shit I had a mean negotiation game
My brother was a lawyer in that
Everything is about everything is about see that's one thing
The de-escalate danger when it come
Everything is based off of approach and understand hey big guy
What's going on McMahon if I seen the motherfucker and he was big or if he did any threat
I'm acknowledging, I'm acknowledging him with high levels of respect from the rip.
I ain't even got to know him.
But if somebody may be talking, yeah, that's the boy right there.
He ain't no motherfucking jockey.
They just transferring him from another jail.
He stabbed two motherfuckers in the yard.
Oh, yeah, okay, let me stab.
It's just right.
What's that big thing?
You, what's the name?
Yeah, I'm going to lay the whole joint down.
You're from South Philly, right?
Yeah, you know, yeah, that's my man.
Okay, man, stay up.
Man, you're cool.
You need anything?
Say, I'm going to volunteer services first.
Yeah.
Because when you volunteer service, that leave it any bullshit because you let me know,
we ain't good standards right.
then we won't stab this shit right now
just in case you feel like stabbing niggas
you wake up mad because the niggum wake up in jail mad
and want to stab somebody I like you need anything
so what if you're like you need anything
you're like yeah you
no no no no no no no no no no
let me just say this let me just say let me explain
something real quick let me explain something real quick
I never had that type of situation
but if I got close to that
I could alleviate that easy
I mean
what you want a hand job
what do you want to make you know no no no no no no no no no no no no no no we're
That's when I go right to the guards.
I go right to the guards, excuse me.
Listen, listen.
I go right to the guards, right?
He goes to stop the guard.
Take me to the hole.
I ain't going to touch the guard because that's the case.
But I'm going to tell the guards of gags and shit for no reason.
This is that third.
Motherfucker, you was in my...
Stay the fuck for myself.
I'm going to get real crate loud.
They're going to cuff me and they're going to take me now.
Oh, you're trying to go to the home.
Yeah.
I just want to separate myself from the danger.
Fuck that.
You want this thing to be over immediately.
See, C, C, C, C.
Let me just explain saying to you all of them.
Listen, listen, let me tell you something.
I must the answer now I'm down.
I'm going to take me a shot.
Crack him open, man.
Crack him back on you.
We already killed another bottle.
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All the tough niggas that I know in the history of life from North Philly, South Philly, dudes from Pittsburgh, dudes from Harrisburg, New York.
All them dudes that was tough that I was in jail with, I all seen them niggas bling some type of way.
because you can't be no bully in jail
so that tough shit going to expire
because you're going to run into that's tougher than you
or you're going to be on the dinner plate
so my whole thing was like okay
I figured out a way to get by
through all this jail shit man
navigating just be a negotiator
Samuel Jackson
they said oh no brother
ain't that deep no I wasn't looking at you brother
I was looking at the phone because I was trying to see
who was next on the phone
no I wasn't no because I thought you
no no oh brother I know
listen man I respect you man
you cool you need something
me ain't gonna go through all
that dumb shit
That nigga gave his old conversation
As soon as the niggas
To get hungry
We ain't where that nigga
Fuck you're looking at
You need some
I'm gonna tell y'all like this
If you go to jail man
20 years wallow
You did the whole 20
Did I?
If you go to jail
The best thing
I can tell you all
The best advice
And this is gonna be the stories
For the cell
Make it back
Live to see another day
Don't be tough in jail
Don't get stabbed
I didn't see dudes
You got to know
When the whole deal
They can't
while they're looking for you want you on some cookies or something man what do you want on today
you want the noodles and that that's what I'm telling that's what I would be on in that
month but I don't got time leave he looked at what they're asking what he learned out of 20 year
he learned how to negotiate he was a negotiator too yeah I would have been a negotiator too
yeah I would have been probably a negotiator I wouldn't have been in there he would have been
with me and witness protection not I'm not tired of the bed no I'm going to witness
protection for sure not because I told nobody I didn't witness in there
get his ass beat
at Jell's day
with
his day with
a high-ha anus
I just
witnessed
a nigger
I didn't
get a witness
because I told
I'm here
because I wouldn't
get his ad beat
I'm going to
have been
ha-ha-a-a-a-a-a-a-
and nobody
whooping my shit
I'm telling you
I'm getting
out a nigg's way
y'all
nigs got the wrong
niggas
man
nigg's too freaky
for me
man
man
That they
Not I
It's too much
It's too much
I'm cool
You gotta get out of niggas
Way man
That nigga would have been
That nigga would have been
Hey Gus
That nigga
Not me
He said not me
I'm about niggas way
How many times
You let them whoop your shit in there, Wallam
Well, what, my ass?
Your cheeks, man?
It ain't never happened, man.
It ain't never happened.
Cheeks.
No, they tried him, though.
They tried it?
Yeah, a few times.
I didn't have it a couple times, man.
He was young.
He was 17.
So when, you know, he first got certified, he'd go over there.
He wanted to get boxing lessons.
This old head was lying in him to fuck up the whole time.
Was he going, was going knock him out and pluck him?
He didn't know.
You don't know?
man because they be in there
come on young I see your little gang
size of your body
yeah come on oh because they want
they just want a box all there
they know they want to get crazy man
let's go to sell a slap box
he was teaching him right
let me do some bad work in there
I forget
somebody was in there that came down
took him down to the cell
there's too many of my homies
that ran to him on the streets
and told him some stories
that was inaccurate
you know what I'm saying
no but one story
he called home
he was in there for a couple months
he called home
That's an old story, man.
Talk to pig lead.
Bitch.
No, I'm going to say this, though.
I'm going to say this, right?
Shout out to my old sally Big J, right?
Yeah.
I'm going to tell you what happened to Big J though, man.
Big J, man.
He was one of the high yellow niggas, man.
Oh, yeah, they whipped him down.
No.
They always got Big J, I ain't going to put your business out there,
but, you know, he was a tall licekin, motherfucker.
The motherfucker's a seat one time, right?
There's no bullshit.
He said, God, damn!
Oh, wait a second.
He said, damn.
I said, so he said, damn, O-A, ain't they cool?
He said, I know them young girls out there pretty to the motherfucker.
He said, why you said that old way?
Because you young niggas pretty than a motherfucker.
Oh, my.
So listen, Jay was like, oh, shit.
He shouted the cell, locked the cell.
It's like, I got to go home.
Jay was a tall yellow motherfucker from South Philly, right?
It's my old selling, man.
And Jay was like, oh, man, I had to get out of here, man.
This ain't, this ain't working out.
I got to figure out.
He had some time.
He had a homicide, too.
He was doing a bit.
So he got out?
No, fuck the way.
Get out.
He figured a way out.
Okay.
He figured a way not to fucking run into a whole hit, man.
You had some treacherous motherfuckers in jail, man.
Yeah.
It was just different, but yeah, you would have been, yeah.
No, I would have been straight.
Yeah, you would have been straight, all right.
That thing would have been just like his skit.
Gahr!
I would have been a cool nigga in that motherfucker, though.
They would have let me up.
Once you become the preacher, they don't try you.
The shit of jail
The preacher
They'd be somewhere getting busy
In church
Fucking's the matter
With you jail different, nigga
I'm coming
I'm becoming the preacher
I'm taking people to go see the Lord
Once you start telling people
About the man above
They changed their way of thinking
No the motherfuckers
They start thinking about
You above your top
How are you going to operate that joint
Under the table
And the mufff- They get crazy
In the church in jail
That shit different man
I'm gonna have me a best friend
In that motherfucker
I'm talking about the guards
See the guard
I'm talking about the guards
I need one of the guard niggas.
These niggas got to come to tell me what's going on.
I'm not going to be in here.
Like, at some point, ain't no nigga that tough.
Ain't nobody going to get whooped on every day.
He's trying to talk to the Gucci.
Like, is there?
Ain't nobody going to keep putting knots on my head every day and a week.
I need Sunday off.
Fuck that.
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You know, I did it.
I never had a fight in jail.
None of that shit.
Not too many disagreements.
Disagreements came into understanding.
I wasn't, I ain't had time for that shit, man.
I was trying to get out.
I was trying to be in jail.
I was trying to get the fuck out of jail.
Man, I wasn't no tough nigga in jail.
All the niggas that got the story, I wasn't a nigga that was tough in jail.
For all the tough niggas, I don't know nothing about that.
Maybe we got knocked up side of their head
and some dumb shit happened to him.
You know what I mean?
Because I ain't seen no tough nigga just run the whole penitentiary
and none of that shit when I was in jail.
No, fact.
So a motherfuckeraguer ran into somebody to say,
you know what we're tired of this nigga?
They got worked out.
Now, when you got, shit, where we come from shit?
When you got niggas, you see niggas dying
and going to jail, shit, you got to be the one nigga
and you're like, I want something different.
I'm about to go to do this.
Yeah, I wanted something different.
I wanted to get out of jail.
Yeah, no facts.
You ain't never been to jail.
What happened with that time
I'm 15 niggas got you?
What happened to that?
What happened, man?
We at the club one night, man.
It's right before I got famous, too.
I didn't even tell you why I was that.
Man, I'm at the club, man.
I'm with one of these niggas.
I'm thinking he's going to ride for me.
One of them niggas out there?
No, hell no.
Niggas, yeah.
But I'm at the club with one of these niggas.
I'm thinking he's going to ride for him.
He got this barbber with him.
A nigga walked past knocking his drink out of his hand.
You know, I'm from the east.
I'm on that.
Well, whatever you're on.
I'm with.
I say, damn, bro, you're going to say, excuse me?
You know what I'm saying?
You drop the drink on my man.
Who grab a napkin?
Me and him from the square up in the club.
One of the niggas that's promoting the goddamn showcase, he comes grab up.
Like, no, it ain't that whoop to whoop.
Now, man, you, I'm thinking the shit is dead at this point.
Like, I get outside.
It's a nigga I haven't been talking to in a club all night.
Like, you know, you can go to the club.
You might kick it with a nigga.
You know what I'm saying?
You all have general conversation.
You're one of them nigs.
So when I get out.
side. These niggas is surrounded
me, but the nigga I'm talking to in the club all
night, he'd walk up to me, hey, bro, put your
beer down, it ain't like that. It's all good.
As soon as I put my fucking beard
down, a nigga, go outside my head.
And all I'm hearing that these
niggas whoop me is bitch, bitch.
I'm looking for a way out of this shit.
These niggas is wooked by the grace of God.
It was a little opening right then.
I told you, I play ball in high school.
I'm running four three. I'm going to get the
fuck on. It was a little opening between
two cars. These niggas beating me down, but
I never go all the way to the ground
The video out too on YouTube
A nigga's trying to break a bottle
Over my head and everything
Oh they tried to crack
One of like a movie joint
Man that nigga tried to crack a bottle
On my motherfucking head
So
I'm running
But I never go down to the ground
There's a little hole
I get through that motherfucker
I get loose
I say a nigga ain't catching me on foot
It's a nigga
That rap from what was that
I'm like bro give me your gun
I'm gonna kill everybody
The nigga would not give me his gun
And I'm like bro give me this gun
I'm gonna go kill everything
This is right before I became my heart
before I became Howard Davis.
He would not give me.
He said, bro, it ain't, you know,
niggas who I really want you.
They ain't really like that.
They ain't got to go down like that high.
Hell no.
Fuck that.
I'm going to kill everybody.
He didn't give me his gun by the greatest guy.
The police over there by the town walked back.
All left with was a little scratch on my head and shit.
It was like one of them came moments.
Like, I knew they were going to come back.
I didn't know if they were going to come back this deep.
You know what I'm saying?
Like one of them moments.
But they beat my ass.
They beat my ass.
They got off on me.
Yeah, you know, a nice little workout.
Stumped me out.
A real stump out, though
They stung me out
I ain't gonna lie
But I ain't left with the scratch in my head
I'm gonna put you on
On uh
So you ain't really lose dude
I ain't really loose
And this one I had
Like I was first blowing up man
I'm thinking Snoop gonna have some sympathy
For me right
I said to Snoop
Like man they didn't got me
Snoop post that shit
This nigga Snook said
Man you gotta be careful
Out there nephew
You know how these niggas
Me I'm thinking
He's gonna say something
You know what I'm saying
You're some sentimental shit
Some shit
You gotta be careful
You gotta be careful out there nephew
He said that
The Snoop,
Snoop,
Snoop why they said,
they worked nephew out.
Yeah.
They got cops,
the guy in the day.
He said,
Snoop said,
they gave,
they gave nephew
or Jane Fond.
They beat the shit out of nephew.
They said,
Owee.
They kicked him in the CD.
They said,
ooh whee.
I'm telling you.
They got off on me that night,
though.
But that was the last time,
though.
What's the last time?
The last time for me.
I'm going to put you on the spot.
who are your top five comedians
is out here making it happen
that came up off of IG
There's not many of y'all
That's making it happen
Yeah a lot of people who I started out with gone man
No no fuck all that
Try to slide
You see I try to slide this Hollywood talk
Y'all got to be in mind for Hollywood talk
Hollywood talking
When you asked somebody somebody to say
They'll spend you man
We gotta get together man let's do lunch
Come on man chow
Like they're trying to spend me
Right now it's out right now
I don't care about who was
who are your top five comedians
that came up on Instagram
is popping
is out right now
Right now
I'm gonna give you that game
I was just saying
To the point that
Like for the young people out there
Who were trying to do
The social media shit
Just do your thing
And don't let anybody tell you
What you can't do
Because who's time
My mom was trying to tell me
Like man that shit
ain't gonna work
I was getting packages
To the house
That said Howard Davis
She was
She was throwing them
motherfuckers away
She didn't know
Howa Davis was
That was the name
I was going with
My shit
I had to go grab my shit
Like
Mama that's me
She's like
Who keeps in packages
for high day
who the fuck is that
that's me
so I'm trying to be
but um
people who I started out with
like a lot of these people
who I started out with
and on IG
they're gone
like
I'm talking about
numbers don't lie
people do
that's just
that's just the game
for the people
that was just me
giving some gang
but um
maybe number one
always gonna be DC on Fly
DC on Flyer
DC with my number one guy
because he was
DC was doing this
DC a bad motherfucker
DC was one of people
who made we want to do it
DC was doing this
20
shout out
14 to D.C.
D.C.
D.C. I've been doing it a long time, man.
One of the original, oh, geez.
D.C. number one.
Number two, I got to go with Desi Bainzzi.
Desi ain't anybody handing it to Desi.
He did it his own way.
Number three.
Desi R.P. But Dezzy was just here.
Yeah, Desi, my dog. That's my dog.
Three, I go with, like, Drewski.
Druski, my dog.
He's cold. He's funny.
We're making it too hard for niggas to come through the dough.
Like, niggas is getting too funny.
Like, niggas ain't going to be able to come through the door.
In a minute, dog is going to have a pet.
Adelock on it.
Yeah, Jess O'Lerius.
I go with Justillarius.
Just.
Yeah, Justillarius.
And then at 5, you got to go with like a pretty V and a B. Simone.
I like that.
I like that.
I like that.
You know, I got people that's coming up, too.
Like, you know, that ain't right where they're at yet, yet, Darius.
My man, D. Young, D.
D.K.
Oh, yeah, I like D.K.
He's funny.
My man, D. Young out of Baltimore.
Rich Dulles in Philly.
I like Rich Dahlia.
I mean,
Funny Boy, Quill.
You got different people, you know what I mean?
But there's a lot of people out there that's just coming up.
Lou Ratchet from out of Pittsburgh.
I don't know.
Lou,
Lou funny as shit.
I got to check Lou out.
Crazy.
Yeah.
But, you know, it's different people, but it's like,
I just tell people you got to keep going and figure your game out.
And don't be so much in a rush because you'll try to force your moment.
It might not be your tournament.
And you'll be thinking like, hey, man, put me on.
Ain't too many other comedians going to put you on.
because a lot of them is still trying to get on
himself.
Kevin Hart heard and hard to talk with me.
He's like, bro, you, like, y'all got to go.
I asked him, when I would talk to Kevin, I said,
like, what, what keep you going?
You're like, nobody's putting in the work.
Somebody got to keep putting in that work
to keep the doors open for everybody who are trying to come through the door.
And that's what Kevin was saying.
He's like, bro, I was trying to skip the,
he was like, bro, you're trying to skip the comedy clubs.
I ain't even want to have to go to comedy club.
He's like, that's the gauntlet.
You got to take your ass in there and do them shows.
He's like, bro, you got to stay your ass in the comedy club.
You can't just skip over all that shit
And just say, oh, I want to be a movie star tomorrow
I'm high days
It don't work like that
You gotta go do what I was able to do
And had to do
He haven't heard
He took the long row
You know what I mean
He was telling me that
Like you gotta take the long row
Like everybody else
And anybody, you're not gonna wake up tomorrow
And just be the biggest movie star
The world
They don't work like that
That's the most humbling shit
That's been told to me
You know what I mean
Even when I sat down with Jay Z
All this shit that I've done in my life
People haven't been able to do
But it's been humbling shit
What Hove will tell you
Hove was just telling me about how the slogans I was coming up with at the time
motherfuckers were paying millions of dollars to come up with these slogans
but I was doing it with ease like people was trying to pay top dollars to come up with a hit slogan
he was like you're on the internet doing this shit with ease at the time I ain't know how good
this shit really was to this to this day I really don't know how good it was to like come
off the internet and motherfuckers we were just talking about how motherfuckers is go take your shit
and run off with your shit and make it seem like they came over with this shit like
They've been in the green room all this time
coming up with some great material.
Y'all niggins stole this shit six months ago.
But y'all just coming out with it.
But, I mean, it's different shit.
But, you know what I mean?
For me, the most genuine conversations I ever had
was with Snoke Dog, Kevin Hardin, Jay-Z.
Genuine shit, though.
I ain't know what Jay-Z wanted from you, though.
He sent out a smoke signal to meet me.
We was out there at All-Star weekend in North Carolina.
And people see him and like, hey, Jay-Z looking for him.
I'm like, what the fuck, Jay-Z looking for me?
me for what do you want to talk to me about like I'm just a nigger from the east
of Detroit doing my little thing on internet I don't know what Jay wanted to talk about
so he called me his people called me first it was like some mob shit you're Jay Z
he's gonna call you man stay by your phone now man when Jay called it was a block number
I'm like man I'm not I talked to seven bill collector before I even talked to Jay Z
by that eight time I'm like okay this hole like he's like he was like can you hear me
you can hear me good I'm okay this is Jay and then he was like man I want to sit down
with you meet you who to woo and we had a good conversation
And then when I got to LA, we sat on
We had a conversation
Jay, he was the coldest nigga
Because the man didn't have
No watch on, no phone, and nothing
I got there, I promised you, I got there at 159
The man was gone by 259
Like in his mind, he knew he had already been sitting there
With me for 60 minutes
It was the coldest shit I had seen
I'm like, how the fuck?
I don't know if he had a nigga in the background
Like, yeah, it's been 60 of them
It's time to roll
But it was cold just to see him just sit there
For six minutes and I'm like, all right bro, I got a row
And I'm saying, we had great conversation
And he was just gone
but he was like to see him that professional
and that discipline
the code shit I had seen
I mean I ain't never see a nigga sit down
and have a t-shirt on
you know we sit down
your shirt wrinkle up
this nigga shirt ain't even wrinkle up
this nigga had a t-shirt on
this bitch ain't have a wrinkle in it
like no that's an Egyptian cotton
yeah
oh yeah put me on game
I need somebody
when you start getting that real money
I got a closet full of the motherfuck
me put me on game
I need me a few of those
you know he wear Egyptian
the dealer sweatpants
yeah Egyptian joints
Gypsy cotton.
Yeah.
That's why they never wrinkled.
You got a pair of them?
Yeah, I got you, man.
I need a small, man.
Them hard, though.
Yeah.
That's them there?
Yeah, these Egyptian joints.
Yeah, that's why they never wrinkled.
Oh, yeah.
What's yours at, Gilly?
I don't believe in that shit.
When's the Egypt sent me these joints.
It's not what I don't believe in that shit.
Let me ask you a question, man.
How many times your shit got stolen from you, man?
Do you ever hear any other comedians drop your shit out?
Um.
Yeah, I had a very.
we was on a nigga stole one of my whole jokes one time man and baby was like oh no I ain't
having that so he he found it was on Facebook and he went on stage and said my whole entire
joke and Barry hit him up like no you know that's how I joke whoo-to-whoop you're like
no my bad I ain't never heard him say that joke whoo-to-woop he said I'm gonna scratch it
but the nigga I mean nigga just came one of my shows and stole the entire bit went on
stage and said my shit word for word probably recorded it probably so but like if I hear if I
here's like Carlos Miller will tell you
I wrote a joke that was just like
his and then Barry was like bro
that's a Carlos Miller joke
I'm not I'm out of scratch that
and I asked him like bro you got a joke like such and such
you're like hell yeah bro
I'm like alright bad respect
and I just scratched it I ain't gonna go
say a nigga whole joke on stage
that don't make motherfuckers original shit
you gotta come up here with some new shit
you know what I'm saying
come up with some fresh shit
it's harder now because of the internet
the internet made it hard to come up with fresh shit
when you go on stage and tell jokes
I'd be nervous because, like,
you'd have heard the funniest shit in the world on the internet.
It's her to tell jokes these days.
It ain't that much funny in the world.
Yeah.
That's shit real, man.
You got a tour coming up, right?
Yeah, yeah.
We're getting ready to other big fellas a comedy tour.
Big fella comedy tour.
How many cities are you in?
We got seven cities before the year end.
So what's up, man.
Just the fact that you could come up.
I'm going to keep it all.
We're real.
I always give you your props because trade aid,
maybe three years ago.
You know, we was all out there,
and I had just known you for Instagram.
Yeah.
You know, and they was like, you know,
Trey make you do 111 events in three days and shit.
You lost 200 pounds from the truck.
Yeah, he ran out of shit out there.
Every Trey day, I never, I can't stay up to,
I never seen nightclubs with you.
I went to one time I went to a nightclub,
and then I dipped off a shot back.
I never went to the strip club, but I can't make it.
Trey had me up since the morning.
That shit be like, he, listen, but, you know, you don't connect with the town.
Yeah, the comedy show. And you was dead doing your stand-up.
That was the first time I seen you.
Yeah.
And I always tell people that I was thoroughly impressed, bro.
I appreciate that.
No, I'm the type of nigger tell you, oh, that shit was trying.
He's a hating-ass niggins.
He said, he said.
I said, no, I always said, I speak highly of you when you're not around.
Just so I don't know if you ever seen the interviews, but if you, you know, if you did, I tell you face-to-face that I was highly impressed.
You fuck me up.
I appreciate that.
Because you was the first person, and Jess, too,
just was the first person,
but you was the second person that I seen that actually,
I seen live that actually came from Instagram
and did some stand-up and the shit was actually good.
Like, I was like, this nigga's funny.
Yeah, I appreciate it.
So I was fucked up about that.
I was like, he got a future, you know what I mean?
I wish the, like, the old heads was like,
You know what I'm saying?
It's a lot of them who respect us.
I wish all of them would just understand, like, bro, it's 2022.
It's a different world.
Right.
You know what I'm saying?
The internet around the world.
That's what it is.
Learn the game, baby.
It's just what the game is.
So I got to get on here and do what we're able to do these day.
That's just what it is.
We ain't got to go through the long gone.
If we had to, I probably wouldn't even be a comedian.
If we'd be in totally honest, it wouldn't have been to Ohio Davis.
The internet came, and then one of my homeboys, like, bro, you're funny.
You're funny a said, bro, you should try to be a comedian.
This one, I started in 2015, this one, vine was popping.
That's why I talked so fast to this day.
That motherfucker was six seconds.
I was talking, we were trying to get funny off in six and a half seconds.
You know what I'm saying?
Then after six seconds, it was 15 seconds on the ground.
And then at 15 seconds, the ground came out with a minute.
Like, we started in the gauntlet.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, it wasn't like we just came from no niggas who just, like,
motherfuckers would be thinking I just had overnight success.
I am seven or eight years in.
I started in 2015.
Right.
So I'm in 2020.
I'm almost nine years in.
Absolutely.
And I still ain't where I want to be in my career.
You know what I mean?
I accomplished a lot.
Man,
I thank the man above,
but it's still so much more work to be done.
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
But this is the whole thing.
Did this what I want to know.
Like,
what is the transition?
Like, after a while,
did they start calling you for movie roles?
Like, people want to know
because people,
they're doing this thing
and they're hoping to become Eddie Murphy or,
you know, Richard Pryor or Kevin Hart
or, you know,
some of these,
no, Kat Williams or, you know what I mean, Mike Davis.
Or how, how do they, like, like, how do it go?
Is there any rules or it's just that you just got to just do it and just freestyle?
I think it's about who you know, to be honest.
Or if you challenge it, you know what I'm saying?
You got a real talent, too.
If you got a real talent, you're going to get seen.
My first movie role came from Snoop, bro.
I'm telling you, Snoop, when I met Snoop, like, he really loved what I had going on.
It's a director named Deion Taylor.
He put me in my first movie.
Meet the Blacks, too.
I'm in that, me, Cat Williams, my Epps.
Snoo's like, man, I got this director.
named Deion Taylor, I'm going to put you in this movie.
And then Deion Taylor called me
2016. He was like, bro, I'm going to put you in my movie.
2017.
I was on set during the movie.
Meek the Blacks, too.
Me, Mike Epson, Kat Williams.
Cal Williams was trying to love me on the set, though, the whole time.
Like, he was treating me like a rookie.
But anytime I said the line, he was like, that ain't that.
Or anything I was doing, he was just trying to love boy me.
He alleged.
But at the end of that motherfucking set,
Cat Williams would tell you all this.
He came to my trailer and said, man, you're funny.
He said, man, I'm a big fan.
It was loved to see that, but he treated me like a rookie.
I was new to the game with my first movie,
my first time being in front of the big cameras,
being in the box office.
So he was just treating me.
Now that ain't that, he ain't ready.
I'm like, damn, Cat, but he was laughing at the same time,
but I'm like, damn, Cat, you're on my ass.
But at the end of that shit, he came to my trail.
It was like, man, you're funny and said, I'm a big fan.
And I respect Cat to this day for that.
I love Kat.
That's what's what I.
Yeah.
That's what's what I.
But back to your question, I think, I think,
if you talented
bro you just got to go
you gotta go
you gotta go chase it down
like to this day
I'm still doing auditions
we all
we all tell you
me DC
anybody come from my world
we all gotta still
do them auditions
we all still
waiting on our big break
to say we movie stars
you know what I'm saying
see for me
my mind frame
always been like this right
I just put the work in
yeah
that's always been my
mind frame
because
I'm a person who I believe in God
I believe in having faith
I understand that
fuck
what anybody else is doing
as long as I put the work in
God is watching
that's all that matter
so eventually
when I put enough work in
that supersedes what he
wants me to do a door is going to open exactly that's just what i believe yeah and it seemed like
doors been opening my whole life like that that sir from one deal to another start off at swive house
from swive house to warner brothers from warner brothers to cash money from cash money to cotch from cotch to
relume it just from that to the movies getting called from vin graham to the
and all of it came from just working you had a little help though you feel what I'm saying
you had a little help no even with even with million dollars worth a game that was just something
I just started doing because I'm like I'm a nigga that's been through everything I've seen
it all I've done it all yep who better to get these young niggas to gain
other than me i started that shit in 2012
it's fire i started giving out a million hours worth of game in
2012 when they take all
2019 no 2018 2018
2018 fire you feel what i'm saying
could you drop the i know you dropped the album i got an album out called million
dollars worth you're driving in 2017 you feel what i'm saying so
for me it's just like you put the work in
Wallo came home.
He didn't have no excuses.
He didn't blame nobody for being in jail.
He just said, I'm going to go around.
I'm going to promote businesses.
Tell my T-shirts.
I'm going to sell my T-shirts.
I wasn't bitching and worried about it.
I wasn't talking about the white man done this or I'm in jail.
I went to jail because I was out here doing dumb shit.
Yeah.
I came home.
And he just elevated.
I just put the work in.
And the biggest part about it was you can't give a fuck with nobody.
You can't.
They're going to be laughing at you.
Some are going to laugh with you, but they're going to talk shit about you no matter
with you.
Yeah, that nigga got 2.5 million followers, but he's living in his mom basement.
They was talking shit about you.
I guarantee you they was.
It was a niggas who was telling me, bro, when I first started, it was niggas telling me, bro, that big fella shit, the only thing he got.
It's over with.
It was like, he's going to be done early.
Like, they're telling you.
I came up with 40 more slogans after that.
Yeah.
Like I said, everybody who I started with is gone.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
We stuck to it.
We stuck to the script.
We knew what we wanted
and then we chased it down
That's what it was about
I don't know what nobody else is doing
But I know what I'm doing
Are you still chasing it down?
Yeah
You're still doing your shit
Still doing your skits
After they're having commercials
Have to have been in movies
To this day
Like to this day
I still get my fans
What they want
One of the biggest comedians in the world
Like I still get on there
I still get out there
And grind I go to my house
I'm like bro
We're about to go shoot some content
For the people
We can never forget
What we came from
Right
Yeah
This shit made me
That's your core fan being
Yeah they made me
It ain't know how hard days
without them shit
I went and lost
50 pounds
I'm trying to be a real
movie star
I didn't win and lost
all that weight
y'all gonna make me
a superhero
I'll see you're slim and trim
he didn't
lost so much weight
motherfucker had tycoon weekend
told him
he's fine
than him bitch
man listen
that weekend
one thing about 50
50 gonna put on a real
weekend and shit
for sure
that tycoon shit
was lit
it was lit
it was lit
it was lit
but one
somebody thought
somebody thought
it was that type of
who got drunk
who got drunk and
who got drunk
who got drunk and told you
you was fine
man I ain't
and he put a nigga out there, though,
but he tried me that night.
I don't know what he was.
I let him know, like, I'm in the industry,
but I ain't in the industry.
No, no, how did somebody approach you?
How did they approach you?
No, I think you didn't, you think it was the connection to go to the next level?
Hell no, shit, not for me.
Shit, we disconnected.
I'm just saying the way he tried to, you know,
that probably was an offer.
That was probably was that visit.
It probably was that visit, but shit, I'm for the lead.
This visit.
I just, I don't know, man, listen.
to each is on
I ain't got nothing wrong
with nobody that's on that side
y'all can have your life
y'all do what y'all do
no I'm talking about
I ain't talking about that
how did they tell you
how did they tell you what they told you?
Man we was talking about something
and then he was just like
man you're fine as fuck
I'm like hold on bro
how we get to this point
we were just talking about something totally different
and he was like bro you fine as fuck
hold on bro wait hold on bro
this ain't what we were talking
I look over at my security like bro
he trying it
he trying it in this motherfucker
damn man
dick bro on that tip
I ain't having
hey
hey
you know it's funny man
some shit ain't for everybody
I'm gonna put no names
I was Walo favorite line in prison man
but that's no of the shit
you find it's truck
what
what you're doing
nah man
but listen
but listen man
yeah I'm up
y'all put me in
superhero movement.
I lost 75 pounds, man.
What you're going to play?
Chocolate, man.
I ain't going to fight.
He's fine as fuck.
The whole time, Gilson, all guilty said, we used to lose it.
You lost all that weight.
Gilsett, man.
He takes it his nose crazy.
Gilson, that nigga, take it his nose.
He's a piece out to know.
This nigga crazy.
He said, that nigga treated his no.
Because you was like 285.
You came down to 185 for like two weeks.
In two weeks, Gilsey, y'all.
That's a nose job.
his nose job he got surgery
he said no that's the other nose job
oh man
I said what
they said he looked at the mirror
and said
candy man
candy man
he looked at the mirror
shit
50 50 file later
I was fine as fuck
he said that motherfucker was on
another level
no a lot of you'd be asking about that shit
though man
you got to
you'd be asking about that
little weight loss journey man
they'd be really thinking
I would run and did the surgery
man I really put that work
in that gym though man
I know
I just seen you call on the nigga, you're working out?
No, facts, man.
It's all in there.
I'm telling you, like, bro, the only thing about that working out shit is telling your mind, telling your mind knowing your body is.
Like, that makes sense, telling your mind knowing your body is because your mind going to always tell you it's time to stop.
You got to tell your body, yeah, because it's your temple.
You got to protect your tempo at all time.
Okay.
Yeah, facts.
What's up, man.
Cool a game for y'all.
I mean, I'll take that wrong with it.
Absolutely.
Tell your mind knowing your body yes.
Tell your mind knowing your body yes.
A lot of niggas need to.
need that advice for when they're about to show.
You know what I mean?
When they're in the bed with their woman
and they're about to shoot to tell your mind.
No, don't do it, dickle.
Body keep going.
Don't do it, dick.
If that's how you're going to tell you,
your mind, yes, and your body, no.
This thing is crazy, man.
That's the problem.
Wallo hit the weed, man.
I can tell you.
No, he can't ever know.
We, nigger, we're recording right now.
it's damn there one o'clock you know jail dicks go to sleep at 8 30 bed
lock down
I see it in my boy wall already lay it on down
man look at it yeah I see my boy like a low ass kiss in there like that
it's hitting him over the head right now can't keep his fucking eyes over you fucking
hey listen man we appreciate you for coming out what about that movie hold
he got a movie coming out about stealing jokes oh yeah I got two movies coming out
damn I ain't oh oh oh he got the fella podcast don't
forget that he ready to get a big deal wait wait wait wait wait we got some more shit we gotta talk
about yeah the podcast where who you signed to you're getting ready you ain't got no partnership
yeah i'm getting ready to come to y'all we're coming over to barstool well you oh it's official
yeah it's official like a referee would wish he getting some paper he's going down
coming over to the store he ain't get some paper well you know we renegotiating so you know
hopefully we'll be back at the store hopefully i hope so hope to see all that practice
Absolutely.
I mean, that's what's up, man.
But I just want to say, you definitely
in the hands of some good people, man.
And anything you need to know.
I'm a phone call away.
I love this shit.
Right.
Right.
Like then.
I love this shit.
I need my OJs.
But I do want to shout out Erica and Dave, you know what I mean?
Because they're some good people.
So you're in the hands of some really, really, really good people.
Definitely.
You fuck with them the long way.
Yeah, it's going down over there right now, Burr.
So we're putting it together.
We've been talking for about six months, man.
The dealer's in work.
so I hope to see all that practice
It's gonna be dope
Absolutely
And we gotta bring you out to the deep
Man we're up the street
I'll be seeing blah out there
Hanging out with um
Who you was just with
Not too long ago
I'd be uh Peezy
Baby money
He was with Detroit Hookers
Payroll
Payroll Jivani
Is with Detroit hookers
Come on man
Are you glad to go to truth man
Truth man
Truth
What's that
Strip club in Detroit
I ain't know about that
I thought it was a Russian ride
No that's right time
Eight Mile
Eight mile
Damn that sound dangerous
I mean, shout out of my Detroit
People out of the D, man
Yeah, I got you, man
I don't go out too long, I'll be out in the suburb.
I'm a suburban, nigga
I'll tell you one thing, though
I went to that motherfucker casino
in Detroit, nigga
That motherfucker was like
Glob live, nigga
Motor City
Oh my God, I don't know which one it was
But it was the best one
That motherfucker was like Glob live, man
It was crazy like that
That shit was ridiculous, man
We got some shit in the deal
I'm gonna keep it all the way real
This was the only
motherfucking casino I ever was at
where it was
niggas. First of all,
it was too many niggas at the dice table, number
one. But these niggas
is at the dice table arguing.
Ain't nobody going to win.
But this is the craziest
shit to me because I'm like,
you niggas ain't even betting each other.
Y'all betting that the casino,
what the fuck do y'all arguing about?
Like, they over there, nigga. I had
such and such a, like, this ain't
the street shit. The D crazy
man.
Yeah, turn my chips in.
I'm about to get the fuck about it.
Yeah, they're crazy, man.
I could smell it was about to be a shooting
outside that motherfucker.
I was like, I'm going.
Yeah, I mean.
No, facts.
It's crazy.
Like y'all shit, you got to be loki when you're out here.
I had to bring my security.
I ain't know what was going on out of here, man.
I mean, taking it easy.
And one thing about the day,
I walked through that casino
and 11,000 niggas shit,
with another ass nigga wild on.
They love me in the D, man.
Shout out to D.
I mean, Detroit, man.
The whole D called you another ass dicking, man.
I didn't do that.
So, yes, they did.
My brother.
When y'all coming back up there?
Soon?
This week.
Oh, yeah.
See how you.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's right.
He got the YouTube shit this week in Detroit, so.
Okay, back, man.
I'm bringing YouTube, man.
Detroit Avenue.
I mean, YouTube avenues.
We coming to Detroit.
I mean, the 15th, you know, which is this week.
This, you know, I mean, it's going down, man.
We're bringing that game there, man.
I'm bringing the team, my team.
Everybody come from YouTube to education.
the people in the hood about how to monetize
how to upgrade
they page on YouTube
and just take advantage of all the opportunities
the platform had to offer
There's a lot of gain to be giving out in that world man
Yes it is
And a lot of people
There's a lot of people out there
That's funny than a motherfucker
They just need that one little piece
Get over that hump
I'll be watching some funny motherfuckers
I ain't gonna lie
Some funny motherfuckers that just need
That one little piece
And they're that
I don't watch them
Relax
So come out
You too, man.
Learn how to turn your funny into money.
Turn your funny into money.
You feel what I'm saying?
Y'all go check the movies out, man.
We got, um, Stilling Jokes coming out of December.
I don't know exact date, December.
Something, but it's coming out in December, and then I got a house party coming out to
with LeBron.
I'm in that too.
People don't know I'm in that movie.
I'm in that movie.
I'm in that movie.
Yeah, I'm in that movie, House Party.
Me, D.C. on Fly.
A bunch of a couple.
A lot of people.
I watch, I'm writing a movie with D.C.
I ain't even told him yet, but I'm writing a movie.
him and do some gangster shit.
It's going to be sweet.
But, yeah, I got that coming out.
Stilling jokes and I got a house party coming out.
Both in December.
Stilling jokes is going to be in theaters and
house party going to be in theaters in December.
So y'all go check those out.
Damn, this nigga doing big shit.
He's getting it.
A nigga just had 4 million followers.
Was a basement warrior.
Basement warrior.
Now he's back.
And that water that come out, you know that water when it started flooding.
It was smelling like that down there.
This thing about it, he was a whole worry.
He had the basement decorated.
He used to take his bitches down there.
How did they act
When they go downstairs
The chick go downstairs
Do one of his kids
Scarred
And then you get to play with
Okay, I see your little studio apartment
Okay, baby
Let me hit and I'm like
Get the fuck on
You're playing with
You're playing with you
All right
You know this my mama
I'll get your ass on
You're bullshit
Studio apartment and shit
Okay
You know studio apartment
And shit
You had the big TV
Down there
He tried to decorate
The motherfucker
Basin like it was an apartment
You know you had a couch
Down there
Anything
And I'm telling you
I'm telling you
one of the bids that be in the hotel
that bitch that let out with the bed.
You were telling you to be lit.
Your sneaks cleaning them up.
Oh my goodness.
Toothbrush to them.
My mom,
she's sleep by 12.
That little back door right there.
Oh,
yeah, the back door.
Oh, you was in.
Straight to the basement, huh?
What of those?
Oh, he was in.
Barry, come on telling him, bro.
That bitch goes straight to the basement.
He was in.
He sleep out there.
He's bullshit.
He must got a lady at home or something.
Yeah, he's doing some bullshit.
Well, yeah, man, I'm telling you that bitch
was going to be the back door.
She pulled right up.
All of them.
Come right in.
I used to have home boys
and leave a chick over there for me.
They'd come over with her
and they'd be like, bro,
that's all you.
All right, bad.
I'm going to shoot my shot.
See what she's on.
Homies used to lead a,
I ain't going to say
these nicks got wives now,
but these niggies leave the holes at the crib.
He used to go to Chris.
Listen, I'm telling him,
go for broke.
Basement Ward.
You go upstairs,
making something to eat and all that shit.
I can't go upstairs.
I can't go upstairs.
Nah, not why mom's asleep
and let her have her time.
No, he had this old dream decorated.
Yeah, did you have the red light
down there?
All that.
Playing key sweat.
Strove like to do you.
You're a hand-wracking everything down there.
I'll show y'all some of this old.
Man, I'm telling you, it should be lit down there, bro.
My basement used to be crazy.
I think it was a basement warrior.
I know it.
I know that life.
I'm talking about, like, the basement used to be lit to where it's like,
it used to be me and four homies and my mom used to put all of us out at the same time.
Like, y'all needs got to get the fuck out of here.
Y'all need, what y'all doing down here?
Y'all ain't get no money.
How old was you when you made it out of the basement?
shit what am I not I'm 29 I'll be 30 this year god damn oh but um I was I started
2015 so at this time I made out the basement 26 you was 26 making it 5 25 oh that's dead
wrong man it was a baseball he was a fucking warrior 25 you in a hall of fame man he only five years
out of the basement man one five years out of the baby you're gonna understand let me just tell you
this thing just come up was notorious and glorious and glorious was it the only five in
Listen, the fuck the hold on.
Because he's inspiring our cameraman because he is a truly basement warrior himself.
Yeah.
And he's trying to make it, but he's 29, and he's hoping to make it out the basement.
Yeah.
He ain't got out of his mom of basement yet.
Yeah.
But he's tagging the orange juice off cars and shit.
Put his name.
Writing his name on oatmeal boxes and shit.
Put his name on the food.
Put the name on the food.
I got 1,200 ricees in here and fresh around.
Yeah, man.
Yeah, man.
So we're going on.
But no, no, I'm going to listen to what I'm telling y'all, bro.
It was a time I thought I was going back.
But when I left my home house, I think I had like,
probably had like $35,000 saved up and shit like that.
And then my condo was $2,000 a month.
Like, shit, bro, I had to say this six months.
I was down about $12,000.
Like, yeah, damn, we're starting to go back home already.
And then, you know, God, like you say, the man above,
he comes through it.
Not when you want to, but right on time, God damn.
And then I got my fucking deal with
Who did I get that deal with
I forgot I couldn't tell you
Who I got to deal with
I forgot the exact name
But they gave me 25,000
And then it all just
It just kept going
Yeah, money just kept going
I got rich off the shit
I'm blessed
Not stressed
I ain't never had a bad day in my life
Mm-mm
Mm-mm
That's my saying ain't
Yeah he was too blessed to be stressed
Baby
Yeah
I'm not a bad day in my life
I'm great
Absolutely.
When I say that, how do you know I never had a bad day in my life?
My fucker say, how do you say that?
I say because you only had bad moments.
It's up to you what you do with the rest of the day.
Yeah, me.
And I don't allow nobody to fuck my whole day up.
That's you having too much motherfucking, you know, over me.
Yeah.
And I don't allow a motherfucker to have a little.
So, but we want to appreciate you, you know, for coming through, man.
Yes, well.
You know.
Had to be done.
All my people told me to come through, do this, man.
They was all excited to see it.
So I hope we gave enough.
Anything else, they won't.
I mean, I think I gave them everything they were won for my hot day.
Don't worry about you.
You'll come back.
Yeah, I'll come back and give them the rest of the game.
And we got to come do your shit, you know what I mean?
Yeah, come to your shit, man.
It's going down, man.
And it's just.
We give them a half a million not worth game.
We give them a million not worth game.
We'll come to do much.
Oh, bet.
I love it.
I love that.
I love that.
