Mission To Zyxx - Shows and Cons

Episode Date: October 6, 2026

Nermut does some promotion.The OG crew are here to talk about events that YOU can attend this weekend! Including the LIVESTREAM of our Mission to Zyxx performance on Sunday 10/11 at 5PM ET, plus two cons in NYC on Saturday 10/10: the amazing, fan-created ZyxxCon II; and New York Comic Con. Watch the livestream from anywhere in the galaxy, and if you're in the New York area we hope to see you at one of the cons!  Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a member at https://maximumfun.org/joinzyxx

Hem, hem, hem. Herman, are you? Are you okay? What's going on? Oh, you know, that number of a hems mean it's... Dude, is your gizzard inflamed again? Because... I don't think unusually inflamed.

Did we run out of those special learned lozenges already? I'll get the suppository. No, no, no, no. I think we must have some of those lozenges somewhere. There's got to be something. I would give you my water, but, you know, I sold it. So... Wait, Barge, you sold our water?

That water. The water, so our water. All of that. Right, yeah. You realize that the water that's in, like, the tanks, we use that to live and clean ourselves and stuff. How would I know that? I was just about to say a good question, but actually, that's not a good question. You should know that by now.

Yeah. And you all should know at this point that that number of a hems means it's the most exciting time of the week. Oh. Which is schedule time. Oh. Different definitions, Norman. Yeah. Of schedule?

I think schedule time means the same thing. No. What is the most exciting time? When the droid thinks you're boring, Nermit, you got to get out more. Is that supposed to be? You got Nervit or a minute? I think that that was a two-for. I'm sorry.

Yeah, I know. Honestly, up top, Plex. You dunked on them both. Yeah, well, cool. All right, thanks. Up top, up top for me, too. Oh, Bargy, don't turn. Oh, yeah.

Here's the lozenges. Oh, well, they were on top of the fridge. Not all that? Okay, we are here to talk about this is printing out in the weird language, October 10th and 11th. Hold on a second. Listen, I know I'm not involved in like the standardization and all that stuff. I know that's kind of C53s in your department, but we can't. Do we have some exciting updates about standardization?

Well, no, I don't want to know. But I will say, can I just put in like one seventh of a vote for like, We can't be... You can do a whole vote. We can't... Yeah, we are seven, but... Okay, fine. Can I put one of seven votes in for, like, not using the terminology by individual...

We should standardize, like, months and years and dates and stuff, right? Click, if you set in on one standardization, you know how ridiculous is out. Okay, all right, sorry, fine. Okay, so October, whatever that is. That's this Sunday. Well, the system that we're passing through, if you can let me get the words out... Sorry. We're still in this planetary system.

October 10th and 11th. Oh, hold on a second. It's not the month of the place we're going. It's the month we happen to be passing through in the ship right now. Yes, when I make the announcement, the system switches over to where we... We got to fix that. We got to fix that. Hey, Blake, I'm now on Bermit side.

So I would like to take my high fight back. No, go. No, go. I lost the lots of losses. Oh, where does depositories go? Oh, they're right here. Oh, good. Okay.

So on October 11th, we, because we're, of course, the leaders. We've been the leaders now for, who, a lot. Yeah, three years almost. Three years. Three years. Three and change, actually. People are interested in what we're doing. Three more years.

Three more years. Yeah, it doesn't actually work that way, AJ. We have seven-year terms, and, I mean, our popularity's high up. I'd strap in. I think we're going to be leaders for a while, aka no one else, This is a job. That's probably part of it. Yeah, if someone else wanted it.

Yeah, that's definitely a job. Also, we all get paid the one salary divided by. I don't know why we agreed to that, actually. Yeah, that was a mistake on our party. It seemed like sort of magnanimous. Hence the water being sold. Yeah.

Wait. Are you guys, are you guys not corrupt? No. Wait, excuse us? Are we not corrupt? No. What are you talking?

What do you mean? Are you taking kickbacks? You guys not? Well, I mean, it's all in Bitcoin, but... Oh, all right. That's like the opposite of... So you're selling favors for nothing. I think you're giving them money. Well, I'm the arbiter of that. Wait, wait, wait, just I have a busy schedule.

I got so many people I got to do and see. Bargey, you're right. What's going on, Nermit? Okay, so on Sunday, October 11th, we are going to broadcast live Galaxy Wide the special mission we're doing that day. Starting at 5 p.m. Eastern time in this planetary system at least. Why are we doing that? Because we're transparent. We're open. We want the people to see their galactic leaders working on their behalf. Oh. Why can't people just come see us do that in person? Why do we have to broadcast?

A certain number of people can in the quadrant of Manhattan. So many people, in fact, that the in-person venue is sold out. Oh, okay. So why are we talking about it? Because anyone can watch in real time online. what you call a live stream in the biz? Bargey, you're so hip and young. Thank you. I will not be wearing clothes.

Okay. Oh. Wait, I want to hear that back. The ticket server has crashed. Nope. Hard on. Bagi's going to be fully dressed. Okay.

Okay, noted. So no matter where you are, you can tune in for this fully clothed special mission, just like the good old days. Great. Whoa, whoa, whoa. We keep saying special mission, but what makes a special mission?

What makes this mission special? I mean, we're all special in our own ways. No, a special mission would have to have a special guest. That's a special mission. Okay, well, we'll be sure of it. Okay. Specifically, a fan favorite guest who has never done a live show with us before. But that's not only it.

The day before, October 10th, there are two events, two cons. Sometimes there's a pro and a con. This is just two cons, same day. Oh, wow. Well, the two cons. Make a pro. That's true. Hmm.

Anyway, it's two things. ZixCon. Zixcon? Oh, sure. The Zix Cultural Convention. Yes. What is that? Yes, it's celebration of the Zix Quadrant.

Why would anyone do that? Yeah, we spent years in the Zix Quadrant. I don't think there's a whole lot to celebrate. The World Park, AJ, the culture of the Zix Quadrant is considered unique, and some people take a very deep interest in it. Huh. They've made a whole event for it. Who is they?

Who's doing this? Fans of our missions in the Zix Squadron. Squadron because of the live show the next day are putting on this fan-led convention the day before. Saturday, October 10th, 2 p.m. in Brooklyn. All right. I will be signing photos of my shiphole. Wait, you're going to Zixcon? Wow, Barsie's really...

Actually, great news. We're all going to Zixcon to do a panel. Oh, well. You've already told them we'll be there? Yes, I canceled your wrestling. practice star. You canceled my wrestling practice? How are we going to get in our reps, Nermit? So wait, what's happening at the Zixcon? Well, in addition to our amazing panel, there's a talent show. Whoa. What? There will be costume contests if you are attending the live show on Sunday, or even if you're not and they're in the area, come on out to Zixcon and meet other fans, say hi to us. And the proceeds of Zixcon

are for charity. Oh, get that. Hey, that's cool. And as if that were, weren't enough. Con number two, New York Comic Con. Whoa. We're also doing a live show there. You know, I feel like the secret to our success is Galactic Leaders is we don't do a lot of stuff. This is a lot in two days.

I mean... I should be getting a lot of bit croon for this one. Oh, boy. Hold on. I'm reading the rags. Okay. And they have posted about this New York Comic-Con situation. The tickets are sold out again.

Another sold-out show. I mean, for the whole... Not just for us, but if you happen to be there on Saturday, the 10th from 530, it's in North Room 406.1. Simple, easy, clean. It's better than Bargy Khan, yikes. Oh, man. Woof. That was, yeah.

Yikes. Yeah, I liked Bargy Khan, Bargy. That was nice. You had some people show up. Yeah, all of my ex is woof. Okay. Okay. Okay.

Bargy, do you need a lozenge? Ha, gong, gong, God, God. Rod, I need some water is what I need. Oh, man. Me too. Too bad. Technically, are we the suppositories in Barci? Oh.

Hey, Jay. It's best not to... I am thinking about it. I am. Hey, hey, Kate. You're my favorite suppository. Thanks, pargy. Oh, you know what?

If we're going to commit to all this, let Justin know. Oh, yeah. Hey, Justin, we got a couple events coming up. You want to join us? We're going to go to a couple of cons, Zix Khan, Comic Con, and then I'm explaining it to you right now.

And then on Sunday, we're doing a mission together and people get to look at us. Do it. I'm busy. Justin, you can't, you... What? What are you doing on October 10th and 11th? Go to Justin Kahn!

There's a Justin Con? Oh, of course. Oh, of course. Oh, yeah, you did Justin Con last year where you just, like, were in your room. Yeah, alone am I room. Oh. Every day is Jessica. You're over?

All right, buddy. Yeah. Chin up, okay? Well, if you want to reschedule Justin Con, you should totally come to ZixCon 2, New York Comic Con, or the live stream of our own mission. You can easily find links for all of these things by the way. the way in the show notes of this communique. Who, me?

You are, you're just going to ride Bargy there. You're going no matter what. Okay, all right. Why are you telling me about the show notes? I'm recording this whole thing. This is going to be... This is part of it? Why didn't you tell me that?

I looked like an idiot. I would at least clean my shorts before you started streaming this. Wait a second. I don't think you look any different than you normally do. You burnt, Papa. Up high. Up high. Thank you.

A lozenge went in my butt. That's the suppository. I don't think so. It's much too big. We don't put the suppository in your mouth. No. Oh, actually, that didn't help with the gizzard. He really has a deep concern for your well-being, Norman.

It's really sweet. He's very concerned. He's trying to help. He expresses it so weirdly.