MMA Fighting - UFC 313 Watch Party Replay w/ Mike Heck & Jed Meshew
Episode Date: March 9, 2025Relive the magic of UFC 313's live watch party with Mike Heck and Jed Meshew! Check out the original UFC 313 Watch Party here: https://www.youtube.com/live/9I6_wgXyfIg Follow Mike Heck: @m_heckjr ...Follow Jed Meshew: @JedKMeshew Subscribe: http://goo.gl/dYpsgH Check out our full video catalog: http://goo.gl/u8VvLi Visit our playlists: http://goo.gl/eFhsvM Like MMAF on Facebook: http://goo.gl/uhdg7Z Follow on Twitter: http://goo.gl/nOATUI Read More: http://www.mmafighting.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Welcome, everybody. We are live. It is the UFC 313 watch party here on MMAfighting.com.
I am Mike Heck. That is the great Jed Michoud. And Jed, Mishu. And Jed 10-fight card. It's something we always like to hope happens with these UFC cards. We just hope it happens five, six, seven days ago and not five hours before the card actually is set to kick off. But we're about to get a damn good one at 125 pounds.
mixed feelings, right? Because yes, 10 fights, I think this is the sweet spot, Mike. That being said,
first, we found out too late to do anything about it. It was like, oh, your night's going to start
an hour later, spend a little more time with the family, take an easy dinner, you know, like you
don't have to rush through to get home. Two, we lost the reason we're on early. And that's
both a bummer and frankly, I felt a little bit of relief when it was Curtis Blades. I was like,
especially if he tried to fight through while reports are that he has a norovirus i don't know if we
confirm that or not i just saw that floating around so if he tried to fight through that and then got
got by rizvon kunev and that's how the climb ended at stage 11 i would have been brutal so happy that
you know that's not happening i was ready to be here and start my night off just like on the edge of
my seat white knuckling it through curtis k1 blades out there trying to be here trying to be here
trying to kickbox or whatever.
Yeah, that, it would have been fun to sweat that one out.
I had a bet on Curtis Blades as well.
I had bet on Curtis Blades winning plus the fight starting round two and minus 135,
which would have been a hell of a bet.
I felt pretty good about that one.
But featured prelim, we get Josh Van, Ray Saruja, terrific fight.
And now it gets, yeah.
We are head-to-head.
Me and A.K. are head-to-head in this fight.
The only head-to-head matchup for our fantasy league.
So this was the fight that I when we did the preview show the low key banger or whatever.
I think that this may be like is arguably like the third best fight on the entire card.
Yeah.
So I am excited that we are going to get to watch this together, you know, with all of you.
Just the stakes aren't quite the same as as the climb level 12.
Yes, absolutely.
Because there ain't no chance in hell I'm climbing on this fight.
No, so there's no replacement climb?
No replacement climb.
Honestly, I probably should have done Carlos Liao.
and certainly how that fight worked out,
that would have been fine.
But it happened so late,
I was just like, eh,
I think this is a sign from the MMA gods.
Sometimes they are cruel, evil people, the MMA gods.
This time, they let me off.
Like, I don't have to do the Curtis Blade thing,
and I feel good enough to say no.
So unfortunate,
I started looking a little bit ahead to Vegas 104,
aka the worst card in modern UFC history.
We're going to try and find a climb there.
A couple of things,
Maybe I have an eye on, but not stoked about it.
But, you know, we should have something, I think, for next week at least.
I think the easiest climb possible is something that has to do with the main event going over something in a half.
We're going to see what the price is to get it to a climb price.
Yeah.
It's like, one and a half is there that Bob's your uncle were done.
Yeah.
Pretty sure one and a half is going to be like minus a thousand.
So, well, we will see.
that'll come next week, tune in No Betts Bar or any of our other programming.
I'll update you on it.
So taking a little less stress this week, though, I've been mentioning this, Mike,
because the beautiful thing I've discovered about the climb,
I don't care about anything else that happens.
If the climb hits, then even if I lose all the rest of my bets, it's great.
And I've not had a great betting year.
Today I'm already down to.
Granted, they were both gimmick bets,
but the Superman knocking out the Hulk did not work.
Super didn't work.
Super did not work.
Marvel reigns over D.C. in this timeline.
And the Santos Parley failed immediately.
Uh-oh.
The two bets thus far I'm down on.
And I didn't even want to do the Santos parley,
but when it became clear that Maricio Ruffey
is actually his last name is Santos,
then it had to be done.
There are three legs at that point.
So immediately I was like, this is why I didn't want to bet on Jordan Santos,
literally why I didn't want to do this.
And here we are.
And I was driving to you for this.
So I missed the other Santos fight.
It would appear that the Santos did win, but should not have won.
Is this correct?
Yeah.
An accurate session.
Francis Marshall won.
Myron Santos was a robber.
He was a villain and a vagabon and a robber this week.
Yeah, I try to find a way to not use that word, but I think there is a strong case for that word to be used, that it was a robbery.
I just don't, I don't see how Myron Santos won two rounds of that fight.
I just, you can't, nobody on the internet seemed to see that either.
So there was a 30, 20, the only 3027 was for Marshall.
There is a much better case for a 3027 Marshall than a 29, 28,
Santos, like a way better case.
But yeah, I think even
Myron Santos was shocked
by the decision going the way that it did.
I know Francis Marshall was pissed off.
So I think he's lost three in a row now.
Like, that's a tough way to
lose your third straight fight.
But he looks really good, man.
He dropped Santos.
He had the ATT guys in his corner.
Grant Dawson was like feeding him really good information.
It was just, yeah, man.
It was tough.
Good thing.
You didn't have the anti-Santis.
Santos parley because what a shitty way that would have ended for you.
We were talking about that on Slack was like, apparently it's a bad day to be a Santos.
And then actually it ended up working out fine.
So that would have been much, much worse if you were fading Santos this weekend.
Yes, there you go.
Marshall was a minus 1,300 on the live odds when the fight ended.
Wow.
That is.
That's how people looked at.
That might be a lot.
That might be the widest live odds margin for a guy who didn't win, maybe ever.
That's a lot.
That's a big number.
Yeah.
Wish I'd have known that.
Just could have gotten a little live bet down, made a whole chunk of coin.
I believe John Anick used the words trash scorecard.
Oh, John Anick is calling it bad.
You know it's bad because that man is never going to call something bad unless there's just no other word for it.
Yeah, DC was like, okay, sure, I'll go with it.
And then Rogan came back in.
They asked Joe, and he's like, yeah, that was a bad scorecard.
So all of them in succession called it a robbery.
but Myron Santos gets the win.
Carlos Lial gets the victory, finishes Alex Marono in the first round.
The out look great, but I think we have to call it like we see it.
Alex Marono, one of the good dudes in the sport, one of the brightest minds in the sport,
terrific grappler, been in some terrific fights in the UFC.
Man's got a ton of mileage on him, and as you like to say,
and I'll say this as nicely as possible, he is on the extra well-done side.
have cooked.
You know, I did not see any of that one.
Didn't seem from the reports that good things were happening there.
They were not.
Unfortunate.
We kind of wish I'd climbed with Laal, going to be honest,
but it had been a little high.
I think he was minus 700 at close.
Could have found him for slightly under that at various points.
But, I mean, good for him because also, like,
a lot of people thought he beat Renat Fakhradinov in his UFC debut.
So leaves, no doubt, gets it done.
gets to be like a not a real player yet but like this is a guy who given his history is probably
going to get a real like a move up the ladder at 170 a lot quicker than you might otherwise get
we're about to see history here as we discussed a preview show yesterday 23 year old josh van
and 22 year old ray seruya shout out to the espn ufc stacker checker michael carroll
First fight in UFC history between two guys born in the 2000s.
That's what we're getting here.
I don't care for it, Mike.
I feel 180.
Makes me feel old.
I mean, the fight is going to be sick.
As you see on the screen, I am picking Ray's Rue to win.
That is primarily a bet on I drafted Racerio when he was going to beat the brakes off Stuart Nicol.
That fight did not happen.
And now I got the worst possible outcome of a much more difficult fight.
I don't get any bonus because Josh Van isn't ranked.
There's none of that.
So I just added risk for no gain, which is a tough scene from a boy.
But I stand behind my peoples because if you don't stand with you peoples, as the great
Bodie Broadest once said, you ain't nothing yourself.
I refuse to do that.
So here I am.
I kind of think Josh Van is just going to defend a bunch of takedowns and box them up.
But maybe you won't.
Maybe race really gets those takedowns.
And like Cody Dirton got some takedowns on.
Joshman.
Yep.
Race Reastries, I think he's better
wrestling than Cody Darden,
so we'll see.
All right.
Well, we're about to go.
Jason Herzog, the referee.
Who do y'all thinks doing it?
Chat.
Come on.
Tell us who's winning this one.
Let's go.
Who's going to be more right?
Me or Jed?
That is the question.
I'm excited.
And we are you ready?
Are you ready?
And here we go.
We are off.
We get a little touch of gloves.
And the first fight in the U.S.
And if we don't have a timer yet,
I'm waiting.
51.
50, we nailed it.
Casey is just on fire,
just knocking it down.
They are,
I'm so excited for this.
Oh, good jab to the body from Josh Van.
Yeah, Suria looks like he already knows the result.
Like, I'm going to win this fight.
Oh, deep, he shoots immediately.
Josh Van, great defense.
Van gets his hips down and says, no, sir.
Oh, this is fun already.
Then spins and clears.
Ray Seria's confidence now.
Rock bottom.
Oh, my, dude, he is,
he's going belly to floor on the.
these double shots.
He is like snake slither to the ankles to get in.
Over under position.
Come on, Ray.
He's got up against the fence.
Josh, quit being a coward.
Get tackled.
Go down.
Stop trying not to go to the floor.
Josh trying to get an underhook.
Saruya.
Strong, strong man.
We saw Bruno win off his back.
Why don't you win off your back?
Do that.
Josh, man.
Come on, baby.
Good knees and the body.
This can't be fun.
I mean, this looks like a miserable fight to be engaged in.
Oh, a little shoulder bump action, the old Connor McGregor.
Josh, all right, shrugs him off.
We're back on the feet.
Josh Van looks like he was shooting for you.
He was thinking about shooting for a sack.
He was down blocking on a faint.
Old Ray fainted the dubs.
It's auree threw an uppercut there.
Joshua.
That's how you get him.
That's how he gets him.
Oh, nice little overhead right from Ray.
Oh.
Very nice left hook from Van.
Oh, another left hand from Van.
Nobody likes this, Josh Van.
Stop this.
Stop your nonsense.
Josh Van.
This is for,
you don't usually see.
Ray tries to drag him in.
He gets into a single.
A whole bunch.
Elevate, run the pipe, finish.
Got him clean in the center.
Fans got that foot back on the ground.
Trying to drag him against the fence.
Van looking for an underhook.
He's not going to finish from here.
And he's throwing those little punches.
right to the schnaz.
And Josh Van is a very solid defensive wrestler,
and that's annoying.
I don't care for it, guys.
I do not care for it.
About almost halfway through,
this is just a grind
between these flyweight so far.
I mean, Ray is trying to make this
the grindiest ugly as fight you've ever seen.
Good left hand from Van.
A lead left hand over the top here.
100% takedown defense thus far.
a lot of movement
almost a ding ding ding kick but not quite
from Josh Ben
Van raises with the right
really good
really good head block there from Van
yeah
the Teruya is just a freaking
bull constrictor
man just said get off me
all the celebs here today
I just saw the great Gary Breca
in the audience
who is Gary Brecker
Gary Brecker is the guy that changed Dana White's life
with
his all his health protocols.
Oh.
Human protocol guy.
Oh, okay.
Don't know that.
For some reason that dude, like every time I go on social media and like find a reel,
it's always like Gary Brecker talking about like how terrible I am in life by not walking
barefoot on grass for 15 minutes each morning.
I mean, I do like to walk barefoot on grass.
Yeah, but I don't need to start every day like that.
I mean, maybe that is.
Oh, Vair with the big right hand.
That was a very nice shot.
Maybe that's why you're not king of the world.
right now.
That's true.
Because you don't do it.
You're right.
Ray's Ria is still figuring out what striking is and his inability to wrestle
means that tonight may be a tough 11 minutes.
He's a quack.
As he is not,
oh my God.
How did you fool that off?
How does that happen?
I don't even know what they all just happened.
It was like he threw another head.
He like,
fireman tossed him over his back.
It was like he grew another head and it like pushed van upside down.
That was.
Guys, I watched a lot of grappling and wrestling.
I have truly no idea what the hell.
And he kicked him in the body.
And Van just did the Derek Lewis.
I'm going to stand up now.
That is really bad for Ray.
He finally gets him down and Van just says,
nah, I'm good.
No need.
A little blood trickling out of Ray's nose.
Oh, nice counter right from Van.
Didn't get all of it, but got enough of it.
Oh, he kicked him right in the face.
Into a single, snatch single.
That means, that's the strategy.
With the snapdown, get kicked in the face.
Yeah, kicked in the face.
That's a really good step.
It's a great strategy.
This is, come on, Ray.
Start punching him.
Three seconds.
Nice little elbow from Van.
Oh, good left hand.
Good left hand.
They break in there.
That is a 10-9 run for Josh Van.
100%.
I don't think there's any argument about that.
Yes.
Fun, fun stuff.
Just a grimy, hard-working battle out there.
Hope you're all having a wonderful Saturday.
Celtics are beating the Lakers at halftime, which is always fun.
I think it was 5853.
5854.
You're Boston Celtics.
My Boston?
Not my Boston Celtics.
I don't own the Boston Celtics.
If I did, I would not be doing this show with you right now.
Yes.
I'd be swimming in a pool of money like Scrooge McDuck.
We might.
We might actually have enough cash around to do that, but we'll save that potentially for later on in the program.
Terrific.
Hopefully, I will be shooting the gun more than you.
So that is fun because we are pretty much at odds on almost every fight from here and out.
I don't know what we are overlapping on, but there's not a lot if we are at all.
And I don't feel confident at all in any of my picks.
So terrific.
You're going to do great tonight, apparently.
One of us is going to do spectacular.
Or we're both just going to do mid as F.
I mean, two of the lightweight fights.
Oh, nice low single.
Oh, come on, Ray, you got to finish that.
Ray, buddy.
Hit your, add your trip there.
Sack throw and Josh Van's hips are out.
Oh, Ray didn't like that little right hand.
He's trying to get out of there.
But he's right back to that leg.
I mean,
oh, the double punches.
Relentless.
Relentless.
Now trying to dive under.
I love this.
Lift.
Lift and elevate.
Finish.
Finish.
Vans back up.
He's hopping on one foot.
The O'Von,
Burke Kreischer in the building.
Man, Reyes just needs to work on his old striking thing.
Yep.
It's not what you'd call good, happy.
It's not any good, happy.
Here's the problem, happy.
You're not any good.
Classic.
They're making another one of those.
You're one of those.
You're one of that?
I'm very excited, honestly.
I mean, I don't think I should be, but I, but I don't think it's going to be good, but I'm, oh, hell yeah.
Ray!
Snapdown, tossing the hand into scarf position.
Let's go, Ray.
This is, I mean, scarf position is tough to hold, so sit your happy ass on him.
Drive your hips into his chest, keep him pinned and punch him.
Punch him.
Very calm.
Looks very, very calm.
I mean, yeah, this is not going to be held for very long.
No.
Particularly, oh, you can just wallwalk the cage.
Ray is cooked as soon as Josh Van decides to start climbing up the cage.
Short left.
But he's he's punching him.
He's landing.
Way to go, Ray.
This is how we do it, baby.
And I love the strategy of not getting kicked in the face.
But Josh Van,
you sneakie faster.
Step over.
Step over.
Josh Van is back up.
Oh.
And Josh Van just doing.
Josh Van is doing my like favorite grappling techniques of just being mean.
Like I'll just shove you in the face.
Yep.
Because if I shove you in the face,
it's really hard to do anything.
He just shoots right back.
Josh has got it figuring some stuff out here.
This should be what the main event looks like, only like slightly more high level.
A fight will be over by this point.
You're right, because Angolaia is going to just floor him with like this ugliest right hand you've ever seen.
Oh my God.
She's going to throw like a dirty left counter.
I've been pondering all day what the watch party reaction will look like if either guy wins.
In that fashion.
Not to spoil it.
I have a bet on Angoliath.
I don't want him to win.
You see this shirt.
Like, we all want Pereira to win.
He's much more fun, but I've, I'm just priced into supporting a guy.
I've been supporting for four years now.
Yeah, that's like if you didn't bet on Islam market.
Yeah, it would be insane.
Like, I have to do it.
Yeah, but.
That'd be like me not betting on Armand Syracium.
That would have been the best heel turn of ever seen.
Yeah, I can't.
If we rolled into that watch party if Armada had pulled out and you just been like, so actually.
Actually, I, I would an all in bet on Islam market.
I have a Dachistanian Nuckegain Cartel shirt.
Let's go.
Ray,
Ray doing it again, just grabbing him.
Really tried.
Let's keep going, Ray, hit him.
You've been hit less this round,
and you did do some punching.
But he's about to get hit hard.
You can win this round if you can win this last 90 seconds.
Van could just throw a knee.
Never.
Oh, good left hand for Van.
Van just really wants to throw his hands.
and who can blame him
a lot of them are landing
when he does throw them
they tend to find bone
oh counter left from van lands
oh good combination
for van
has it hasn't learned
that his stepping left hook
is useless
and doesn't score
that was a nice
almost upper cut from van
yes
and then he kicked him
right down
ribs
oh there's a right hand
Ray it's really hard
to shoot
when your back is on the fence man
it's like really hard to do this
oh
Oh, and the elbow to the hip with his back against the fence.
Josh Van just finding all sorts of different way to land strikes.
He gets some separation.
Oh, spinning back fist attempt from Siruia.
Fixing his glove.
And now he's going backwards to the fence.
Oh, Van lands a right hand.
I don't know why you would go backwards.
You would like to be in close contact with him.
Oh, he lands a knee that time.
He sure did it.
If Vance coming forward, just stand your ground.
Oh, the spinning backfist lands that time.
I don't think he truly knows how to throw it.
No.
The strike differential only being that much is a bit surprising.
Yeah, plus 17 for Josh Van.
I thought it would be much higher.
That does feel higher.
Like it.
62% landed though.
He's walking to you.
He comes in your space.
Just hug him.
This is what you want.
I've never understood like you are the grappler.
Why are you backing up?
If he approaches, sick.
Ah, I got you.
10-9 Josh van again.
I think that that's probably accurate.
2018.
I believe.
that is likely a 2018 scorecard as well.
This is a fun fight,
but it's just
it's what we kind of expected.
Ray lands takedowns or he doesn't.
And if he doesn't,
he doesn't have a little more success
with the grappling than he's having.
I didn't think he'd have a ton of it.
But again, you know,
Cody Durdon did have some success against Josh Van.
I think more highly of race for Rui.
But Van doing a great job.
Even when he does get taken down,
it's been taken down a couple of times.
It's not really conceding the position
getting back to his feet as quickly as he can
Not taking too much damage
Fighting a beautiful fight
Band's one of those guys where it's just like
Fight him now
Like if you got to fight him
Fight him tomorrow
Because if you wait too long
This dude might be the flyway champion
In the next two years
I'll forget what the judo name for the
Armed functional arm drag is
Bam
But bam right back
Look at Red
Ray, just scrapping.
Yep.
Bam!
Shoot.
There's the shot.
Oh, I got punched.
I'm just going to shoot now.
Yep.
There's the stiff arm.
All right, here we go.
All right, Ray.
Throw a high kick.
We're off and running.
He'll never see the left hiking coming.
You know what he did see coming?
The immediate snatch single effort.
He sure did.
Yeah, I don't know why he saw it.
It could have been anything.
Oh, that was a much better attempt.
Oh, but he gets elbowed.
Really good job of getting his hips back and then baking and pain.
That is a look on Ray's face that is just, I can't feel confident.
You, you silly man.
I keep almost taking you down and then I don't succeed.
No.
And then you hit me in the face.
Oh, right back.
Right back to it.
I mean, just relentless.
He just to work his way into it.
Almost got it, but he can.
And he took a big deep breath.
Is he was a short little hammer fist.
You're shooting to the legs and not through them.
He's not finishing these.
I love how Henry Sehudo is tweeting just to get on the broadcast.
It is a great gimmick that this man is pulling off these days.
Got to.
Look, I'd be a lot of...
Chuck Liddell is in the audience.
Good to see.
I believe the newly engaged Chuck Lidale.
Well, congratulations to the ice band.
In the future, Mrs. Ice woman?
Ice woman.
You know, probably Ice Woman.
That sounds like that might be more correct.
I don't know.
It's more proper thing.
Diving on a double again.
Josh...
It's not working.
17 to 20?
Man, those.
Defense?
That stat is going to look real good on UFC stats coming up.
Chigley, because the three takedowns he gave up were kind of wonky.
Yeah.
All of them were less like, how did that even happen?
Those are weird.
I like how Van's going dig into the body a little more.
I'd let you a lot better.
Van just collapsed and fell over.
Oh, there's a ding-d-dink kick.
Oh, Cheetah.
Oh, this is a big.
This is good.
Take a point.
Take the full five.
It's Herzl too, so he knows that like the microscope is on him.
He's definitely not going to do it on the first one.
Take a point.
Also, I'm going to say yes, but.
It's no chance.
It's close.
I mean, at least when Marksvitt took the point,
which shout out to Mark Smith for taking a point.
It was on the second ding ding-dink.
First one was always free.
Yeah, first one was free.
The second was bad.
Like it was real bad.
Take, take every second of this, Ray.
And then fake a shot and do a jumping knee.
Yes.
Catch him, game over.
Do, yes, do the thing.
Do the thing.
And they're bowing them.
How dare you, Las Vegas.
Actually, I guess we would go to a tech decision here.
So never mind.
I was going to say, or you can't fight.
That's fine.
Let's see who else is in the celebro.
Nope, they turn the camera.
At Jamal Hill's there.
Jamal Hills are like everyone.
Maybe not just because he is in camp right now.
He means he's in Vegas, though.
I guess.
Ray's ready to go.
Jamal and Marab de Walsh really go to every other.
Faint the double.
You see Marab and Sean O'Malley in the jacuz together?
Yeah.
Look at that.
Friends.
No, no, no.
Don't actually shoot it.
Fake the shot into a jumping knee, not fail again.
This was not what we talked about, Ray.
Do you have a bad on Ray?
Yeah, I've been on Ray.
I support my people.
I appreciate that.
Van is ripping him to the body.
He's hitting him in the body a lot.
And Ray is uncomfortable.
And Ray is just going to continue to hold him.
But as we talked about on the preview show.
Maybe Ray just needs the human touch right now.
He just wants to cuddle.
He needs this fight.
Like he needs this fight.
Well, yeah.
He is going to come back in his next fight.
Still not a great striker,
but a much more common.
He's also 22, so give him some time.
I mean, that's got time to learn.
The foundation is there for this young man.
I have a feeling these two gentlemen will probably fight again.
Yeah, I'm sitting on the preview show.
I think that this is, if you're going to match up guys like this, now is the time.
Super early.
So like when they do, you know, run things back down the line, it's like, oh, yeah, that was years and years ago.
Like the first Brandon Royval, Pantosia fight.
Like, that was years and.
years before they got themselves up to where they became.
Oh,
oh,
Van cracked them.
All right, Ray,
I don't think you can shoot anymore.
I think you just got to swing the hardest lumber you can.
Yep.
Do it out.
Marono tried to do.
Oh,
man,
with the big combination.
Clean.
Oh,
spinning back just.
Basically exclusively spin.
Yeah,
just do nothing else.
Nothing else spin.
Spin and win, baby.
Let's go.
I love that.
I don't know if that was an intentional faint
or if you just gave up because it was so far away
he wasn't going to succeed.
Oh, good body kick from then.
Respect the effort either way.
Oh, another good body.
Siria has not landed double-digit strikes
in any round so far.
Well, that's tough.
A total of 17 significant strikes.
Only needs one, though, Mike.
Only needs one.
And I don't think it's coming.
There's 50 seconds.
don't know. That's true.
Come on, Ray.
That's true.
Put all your, your hate, all your anger into one left hand.
Loop it.
Look at Chuck Liddell in the audience.
Oh, did he do it again?
No.
That was, that looked like this.
Now he's got to take a point.
If that's not low, then the fights over because it looked on the line to me.
But if that's low, that's a bad one.
Because that was like firm.
And they have to take a point.
If they do.
I don't know, man.
That's what I'm saying.
Like, I don't know.
Both of them were like that.
Oh, no, no, no.
Never mind.
And by the way,
and it's shocking development.
It is shocking development.
Not a point taken.
Oh, and Van's so now Van's trying to kill him,
the man who's clearly compromised and a point wasn't taken?
How is the point not taken there?
I'm sorry.
Also, it's a freebie.
You should take a point there because this fight is very clearly
going to be 3027 for Van.
Just take a point.
to send a message that doesn't cause anybody anything.
Oh, did you do it again?
I think that that.
That was close.
All right.
3027,
since we're not taking points.
I mean,
it's 3027.
It should be 2927.
I mean,
Jason Herzl like trying to,
Jason Hurd was like tried to talk to Josh fan going back to the court.
Why would Josh listen to a word he said?
No,
it's over.
Like,
like,
why?
Jason Herzor went on with Henry Sudden and was like,
looking back,
I probably made a mistake.
It should have taken a point.
It's like,
okay.
you should just always take a point.
Like the rules basically tell you to always take a point.
Like, ah, is the fighter impacted?
Yep, okay.
Like, what does he do?
I don't know.
Terrible, terrible, terrible.
2928, Van?
How?
What round did Josh lose?
Two?
And maybe it's just a...
Taking the point spiritually by giving it.
And then handing it to Van?
By giving Van the round?
I don't know.
I don't agree.
I mean, I do agree that spiritually,
it shouldn't be 30, 27.
I don't think 29, 28 is what it should be.
No, that's real bad.
Commercial break.
We'll be right back.
Kirk, thank you.
Gagey by far the best action fighter of my era,
of fandom, pure violence.
Who is better back in the day?
If anyone enjoy the live chat fellows.
Thanks, Kirk.
The answer, Kirk.
is nobody nobody has ever been a better action fighter than justing gaichi there are fighters you can
make arguments are on the same like tier the par on par robert waller robert gwin lawler is one of them
uh prime shogun hooah certainly right up there carlos conde it yeah um like there are a number of
dudes who are in that tier and frankly guys like dustin porier and charles oliver are also like
Holly Madison.
We're getting the celeb cam.
Right.
Yuri for Hashka is a party.
Mikey Musumichi.
There's a little round tree as well.
Yriper Haska is going to carry the torch moving forward.
So that's terrific.
But nobody has ever been better than Justin Hicke.
Oh, look at the Vandifords.
A power slap professional Paige Van Sant and her husband, Austin Vandifer.
But yeah, Kurt.
you will never find anybody who is better than Justin Gachi yet.
Like, he has never had a boring fight.
The most boring fight he's ever had is the Habeeb fight,
which was still really fun.
It was just the most boring fight he said.
It was one of the more compelling Habe fights.
Yeah.
It was like, oh, maybe he's just going to kick him in the legs enough that Habe will die.
Because he won, I think two of the judges gave Gachie round one in that fight.
I think so.
Exclusively for just kicking him in the legs a whole bunch.
Yeah, and it's not like wrong.
I think on rewatch, I don't think that that's right, but also it's just like fine.
But he made Habib like fun because he was striking back at him.
Yeah, there's a fun.
That was that was the that was the Abdulmanat fight.
It's like, okay.
Habib is sort of fighting like a psychopath because I'm not even sure why he's competing tonight, frankly.
And then he gently tapped Gaichi.
Like that's the best part of that whole fight is like,
I was kind of arm barrow.
I didn't want to break his arm in front of his family,
so I choked him out instead in a professional fist,
like a world title fight of the best way class.
I was like,
I'll beat you this way instead of that.
It seems nicer.
What a time that was.
Do you remember like this dude,
like it was one of the most clear,
this guy's done and never fighting again type things.
And the whole world knew it except for Dana White.
He just really was trying to,
no,
I'm going to talk.
I'm going to talk to him.
For months.
I don't know what we're doing here, man.
We're going to, no, no.
I don't think he's done.
We're going to keep trying.
We're going to keep trying.
All the way up until the Holloway Calvin Cater card on Fight Island.
That was the whole thing.
Starting to think of he might actually not fight.
Dude, he was never going to fight.
Yeah, maybe he's not going to fight.
And like, for a good reason, it's not like he was retiring because I don't have anything else to do.
He was retiring because his dad died.
Michael Jordan retired.
And the NBA wasn't like, dude, you got to come back.
They let him come back.
Yeah.
When he was ready, he went.
Yeah.
He wanted, his dad's thing was, I would love to see my son play baseball.
So he went out and tried to play baseball.
Or if you are your fellow Bostonian Bill Simmons, he was secretly banned for gambling.
Yeah.
Which is the funniest dumb conspiracy I've ever heard.
It's like, obviously that's not true, but way to live that dream.
Yeah.
That was like the whole thing.
And like Jordan talked about, like everybody's talking.
David Stern talked about it publicly and all that.
The Jordan baseball story is like super fascinating.
The 30 for 30 is great.
Jordan rides a bus.
Terrific.
Jordan rides a bus is great.
The baseball started with The Last Dance is great.
Terry Francona was his first manager in the minors.
That is very wild when I was watching that.
I was like, oh, I even know who that is.
Man, I really hope just.
And they all say, they all say that if, if,
Jordan kept going.
He probably would have been a big leader because he just busted his ass.
He's always like that.
I mean, I kind of believe that that's probably true.
Yeah.
I mean, you're either an athlete or not.
He's incredibly athletic and a psychopath.
So it tends to get you far.
And there's just certain people who are just athletes to the core and they're just good at everything.
And it's so friggin annoying.
Johnny, I would love us to get official boot merch.
Yes.
I have yet to have anybody explain to me why we don't have merch because got to have merch ideas.
Splitty City.
We're trying to figure out merch.
Always cheat.
Take a point.
There's just the many emerged things that can happen.
This one, I meant to get this one for whatever the last time prayer fought and then I forgot and I ordered it too late.
And so I didn't have another relocation to wear it.
So I just held it.
And now here we are.
Because otherwise, I wouldn't have ordered this for the Ancolaia fight since I'm not
betting on prayer.
But it was great when I was leaving my house, my sister's in town.
She's like, why are you wearing a shirt that says boop?
It's like it's far too much to explain.
Yeah, it's just go to it.
It's fine.
It's going to be okay.
Just go with it.
It's fine.
Dateline, Las Vegas.
John Anick getting us fired up.
Three baldheaded men calling the action.
Anik, Rogan, and D.C.
here we go
we kick things off in the lightweight division
the best division in the sport
King Green Maricio Ruffie
Was there any thought in your eyes
as a is enemy fighting's gambling guru
of placing a bet on green
With the number
You do?
I have a bet on green
It's a very small bet
That is just such a big line right?
Yeah so it's bad
Because I then later made the Santos Pauley
So I have much
Well I don't anymore
I had much more money on the Santos Parley
because I had just like a regular unit on that.
That bet is up now because the Santos Parley died.
But if you listen to No Betts Bar this week,
it's just a really big line.
And I think Maricio Ruffy,
I know that the fighting nerds dudes say he's the best of them.
I don't, I haven't seen that yet.
Like he, coming off Contender Series,
I had him much more ranked than I did John Silva.
I just don't think he's as good.
and I do think kind of the way,
if Bobby Green is washed,
which he could be wash-washed,
then this will just be over.
I think there's very much a world
where Bobby Green's sort of style
makes more Rese here if he have a tougher time out there
because he wants to land like a big shot.
His style is very much Connor McGregor-esque
and Green is pretty good at not letting you get
the first punch you throw off.
So,
we took a little small one on him,
but we'll see.
I expect Ruffy to win.
There's a reason I'm not climbing with Ruffy, though.
Makes sense.
We're going to try something real quick with the camera.
Hing tight.
Hustle bones, at what point did it sound like we were jealous of athletes?
I mean, I am certainly jealous of many professional athletes.
I just don't, trying to think what we said that was like us shitting on anybody,
because it didn't seem like we were doing that.
But maybe I'm just misremembering.
Who said that?
Hustle bones in our chat.
Sport journal, jealous of athletes.
Shocking.
Like, I don't know what that's in relation to.
Oh, because I said it was super annoying that I played.
Like, there's people who are just athletes who are just good at everything.
Oh.
I don't say that because I'm jealous.
Also, that is.
And I was like, that was so lighthearted.
That's also is annoying.
Like, just every human being.
can be like, yeah, it would be a lot cooler if I was good at the world.
That would be sick.
Like, if you don't feel that way, you're a liar.
Yeah.
And I know you don't feel that way because you're commenting on the internet,
so you weren't like loved at home to like feel naturally super confident in your life.
That's right, hustle bones.
Come at me, bro.
Yeah, I remember when I was playing high school baseball, I think it was my sophomore.
Maybe it was like junior year.
Oh, Jesus.
God, that's a violent chaos.
Yeah.
There, Ang,
angs had some,
if you,
if you walk right on to his left hand,
he would put you down.
The locker chaos is just ridiculous.
Kuchelaba.
I don't,
I'm telling you, Mike,
look,
I'm going to be wrong
and I'm okay when I'm wrong.
I'm going to be so wrong.
I think it's going to be the stupidest way
possible that Angola is going to win.
I think he's going to knock him out
with like a left hook.
And it's going to,
we're all going to be like,
what the hell happened?
In the same way that like Anderson
and got knocked out in a very dumb fashion.
We're just going to be like, what?
That's how it went?
He just punched him.
That's all you had to do was punch him.
So,
on the people's free fight show,
Casey laid out,
Casey's picking ankle life.
And I was waiting for the entire show
for him to explain how this was to be.
And Casey said the thing that worried me most,
and this is how I,
this is exactly what I thought it was going to be.
He was like,
I was like, all right,
you're picking ankle live.
how's it going to happen?
He said something to the effect of,
it's not going to be a fun fight.
It's going to be real tough to watch.
I think that's how most people think it will happen if I'm glad.
Like it will be this Tiago,
it'll be Tiago Santos-esque if he wins this fight.
Bear,
I wasn't attacking you,
don't worry.
Yeah.
I wasn't even really attacking.
Yeah.
We're just having a good time,
you know?
But,
you know,
I'm fired up.
I had some kick-ass ribs for dinner tonight.
Nice, dude.
Dad made like actual ribs.
Got up, put them on the smoker early.
Had them all day.
Good, good, sharp bark on them boys.
Feeling frosty today.
Yeah.
I had some good dinner last night.
Shout to Hickory Tavern in Columbia, South Carolina.
Place friggin rocked.
It was like right down the street from where we're staying.
I'm going to Columbia in a long time.
Dude, food was so good.
By the, like, I can always tell that you have good food if you have a terrific
mozzarella stick.
I mean, this place, I was like, wow, I've never seen a mozzarella sticks look like this.
And they were just out of this world.
The joy, honestly, I don't have kids.
I think maybe the single biggest sadness about not having kids is I don't ever order
mozzarella sticks anymore because I'm a grown up and you feel like a child to do that for like an appetizer.
With a son, of course, like, that's the only thing I ever did.
Like, can we get mozzarella sticks, mom?
Come on, dad.
Can we do it?
Got to do it.
First of all, the child did not have a.
single mozzarella stick.
Oh, that's just a you move?
That was a being, no, no, no, no, that was being the wife, the wife and the
monster.
I was supposed to say, but we ordered six cheese, six deep fried cheese sticks yourself.
And he just, he just watched us eat it.
Just watch to eat it.
No, but no, we, see, you did the thing.
Like, you order the appetizer, we order the kid's food at the same time.
So when the app comes, we can eat the app.
He's eating his food.
And then when our dinner comes, he gets his dessert.
We eat the dinner.
See, look, you've thought this out.
Yeah, there's no space.
You get mozzarella sticks because that's all I wanted as a child is
mozzarella sticks.
Like, if you go to like your local pizza place,
the mozzarella sticks are fine.
Like you get through them.
You can't,
it's really tough to screw up a mozzarella stick.
When you like homemake them and it's breaded.
You can easily screw up a mozzarella stick.
If you just don't get cheese and you just like have one of those daily.
The one just crackles in your mouth.
Man, now I wish we had mozzarella sticks.
Dude.
I would.
What's it?
These are terrific.
Those ribs are like two hours ago.
And I'm like, man, you use a moths right now.
Casey, you can bring Joseph's question back.
Ankleaf should wrestle.
Yeah, he probably should wrestle.
Do Mike and Jad expect Dana White to have a temper tantrum if Ankelyev wins?
To me, it feels like Pereira is the golden goose.
So let's say, what if it's the fight Casey sees?
And Ankelythe just does boring things, tepid to see.
decision.
I think if he wins a questionable decision by being boring, then yes, Dana will come back
and say, I don't think you won.
He didn't do enough damage, et cetera, et cetera.
If he just wins, you know, if it's a 49, 46 clear, boring but clear, I think Danny just
comes back and says, hey, man, you know, like we're going to give Alex a rematch if he wants
it.
He's done enough in the weight class.
We've been saying three years.
Look at, look at our guys.
A.C. Slater in the building.
We're already at Celebcams.
Burke Brasier.
Lipsing the shirt up.
I mean,
the only joke he has is to take his shirt off.
Why are we not?
Go with what you're doing.
Why are we not having fighter walkouts?
What's happening right now?
All right.
Finally,
here we go.
But I think like his energy towards Ankolae of this week has been pretty even keeled.
I think that obviously they want Pereira to win.
But if Ank wins, I think he'll just come on and be like, yeah, man.
This guy's been really good.
He hasn't lost a fight since the literal last second submission lost in his UFC debut.
and he just went out there and beat a guy
who has been running through everybody.
So, like, we'll run it back
and then see how it goes or whatever.
Unless there's some sort of controversy,
I think, Dana, you might, like,
he may give you shorter answers
in the post-fight presser
because he's not excited or pumped up,
but I don't think he's going to throw him
under the bus as long as it's a clear-cut win.
He will treat this at best
like he did the Ballah Mohamed title.
win.
Yeah.
Wasn't a barn burner.
Yeah.
Like it'll be something,
it'll be just like a short.
But I'm telling you,
I,
even if I'm wrong and I absolutely
be wrong that Uncle I've like starts someone's feet,
I think if Ankelyev gets the takedowns,
he's going to finish this fight because he's pretty good at ground and pound.
And what we've seen from Perra of his back has been fairly underwhelming.
He's a good defensive wrestler,
but not like great at standing up thus far.
He hasn't really been tested a ton in that.
But like,
Yon-based.
basically sat on him for like the entire first round of their fight when he got a takedown.
And my argument is a better grounded pound artist than that.
So I think if he can get takedowns, he will find a TKO finish to this fight.
It is entirely a question of whether he can or not.
And we got to see how much damage that man's legs take in the first five minutes this fight.
Because that dude is going to be uncomfortable.
What's our over under on the first shot of the fight?
Does he raise Sarui of this and just come out and immediately go for a single?
I think that should.
I think he absolutely should.
He should fake the glove touch and shoot.
Oh, God, that would be so shitty.
He should do that.
That would be incredible heel behavior.
Oh, yeah.
Or would be even funnier as Pereira fakes the leg, the glove touching kicks him right in the leg as hard as he can.
Just to, I love that.
Do that.
Here comes Mauricio Ruffy, who.
Bobby,
Now in the ring is this bomb.
That is a take.
We'll see.
I do have a bet on this fight.
I do not have a side though.
I don't have a side in either of the first two lightweight fights.
I have the under in both fights.
Under two and a half on this?
Pretty good about it.
Yeah.
Two and a half.
Under two and a half.
This is minus one.
50.
Maybe one on 40.
I'm not really sure.
We'll put it up on the screen.
There is Marab.
You know he's there.
I see.
Who else?
see there.
Kyle Borallio in the corner of Maricio Ruffey.
There is.
I think I see Robbie Lawler there?
I can't tell.
Well, we're hearing rumblings that Robbie may be the reason.
Don't want to say anything else about it until that happened.
Hopefully they're putting like all of his fights in the Hall of Fame.
If you're going to do anything with him,
you should do it immediately before Justin Gachie fights.
Because those two are the one A and one B of the most.
of the most exciting fighters who have ever lived.
Haven't walked Justin Gaci to the cage
and have him take off his jacket.
I'm a hall of faner.
Like, that would be badass.
And then play the video.
Man, I would watch Justin Gachi fight Robbie Loll.
Oh, my God, dude.
How do we make a time machine so that can happen?
Because that would be,
that would be...
Are you interested?
I would pay $1,000 American dollars
to watch Prime.
Waller fight Prime Gehche.
Be sick.
Maybe not Prime Lawler just to, we'll ratchet him down just a touch.
Did I watch Anx fight with Rackett?
He was checking kicks much more in that fight.
He was actually that this is in fact true.
He still wasn't checking all of them, but he did improve a lot in that fight.
Also, Rackage is not remotely the same level of style of that kicker.
But this is, that is very much true.
Yeah, it was better.
The difference between the rackage fight and the Belhovic fight is Stark.
Still, a huge concern for him.
And Boehovic is, he's got the legendary Polish fire.
Do you not want to take that away from the man.
But he's not a prolific leg kicker either.
He's the very sicker of legs.
Yeah.
Leg kicks himself.
Hank was better.
Like he was better in the rackage fight, but he was still getting kicked in the legs a lot.
And it was affecting him in that fight.
Still did.
Ang's just good fighter.
Hank's good.
rack is just coming off
a little bit of a tough run too
getting knocked out by Yuri
and
speaking of tough runs
old King Green
Kirk
Kirk throwing up a super chat case
let's pop into this while King King's in the
in the zone
he's gonna dance and sing a little bit
I mean and then leap into the cage
and flip himself over he sure is
did Ilya move up to try to get the Connor fight
that most likely won't happen
if so that's lame
much rather see Volk too.
Okay, so I think that's less lame than other answers would be.
When he tweets out, when he tweeted out the other day, they got the world set up.
And Casey and I were joking, is this like a fight thing?
Or is this John Jones, I'm going to fight the American medical insurance scam and just take on the world in that regard?
Or is this him?
Because if he says, you guys aren't going to believe this, wait until it's announced.
If they announce him fighting Islam Makachchev, I think we will all believe that.
Everyone will believe it.
Is there a chance that he's fighting Connor McGregor next?
I mean, honestly, that would be cool.
I don't think so.
I made a joke to like the thing I, the only way I wouldn't believe whoever he's fighting next is if it's the co-main event.
John Jones, Tom Aspinall.
But it probably is like, you won't believe what's coming next.
I'm going to be an honorary forward for Real Madrid.
at their next exhibition game or some shit.
Because like that would be unbelievable.
There's not a fight you could book that I'd be like,
okay, I could never have imagined this happening.
Who's the UFC's like newest big sponsor?
Like he's just the new like sponsored.
V better by VChane.
He's Mr.
VChain?
I don't know.
He's the total wireless.
To me it's just him.
He's just saying stuff because that's what fighters do.
Today he was talking about or maybe this was yesterday and video came today of like
I still run the featherweight division.
I let Volkanowski and Diego Lopez fight for the belt
just to have a toy because it matters to them.
It's like, well, you didn't say that about Volt.
You actually ran away from Diego Lopez.
And like, no one's going to say that because you beat Volka Max,
but this is fun.
You could have fought Diego Lopez and you chose not to.
So, like, I can't really say you have anything over him.
Marisa Ruffi and Bobby Green are ready to get at it.
Security is in trying to hold Ruffie back.
Bobby Green's laughing.
Sorry, King, King Green.
Ruffy closing is a minus 500 favorite.
Can we just talk?
Like, I know his name is King Green and I respect your right to be called.
Whatever you choose to be called.
That is, you know, fine, not my pig, not my farm.
Bobby Green is a way better name than King Green.
Bobby King Green is a way better name than just King Green.
It's just mistake.
This is not quite as bad as Corey Anderson stopping being Beast in 258, which is one of the greatest
tragedies in the history of the sport.
But it's up there with among the worst name changes ever.
Like Chris, the Cat Smashers leaving,
changing to not Cat Smasher,
which is a much better name.
The Cripler, sorry, it took me a minute to think of it
because it's badly boring.
That's a bad name change.
Corey Anderson's a bad name change.
Bobby King Green, just a King Green, bad name change.
I wish she would just be King King.
That would be funny.
Like so funny.
King, King Green.
Oh, Chris Ione.
you know something weird's going to happen and not a single point will be taken that a single thing will be admonished all bets are off this is essentially a no-holds-barred fight so you have the under two and a half here i have the under two and a half here the money the money on can he we're off open to be 58 57 56 55 54 by time x by time x you want to sponsor us as well reach out i could use a
watch my apple watch is boring he's a little more class maybe that's it early to poury's teasing
he's the new time he's the new face of time x i mean there's a handsome young man you can put him in
watch ads for sure he would get a lot of money for that bobby green's the body a lot of body
kicks ruffy just getting him back behind the black octagon ruffie is a large man's big fellow
bobby my first round chaos is dalton trumbo well you have four minutes and 20 seconds to be
proving correct Dalton
Ruffie just marching forward
A lot of feinting happening here
Not a lot of activity
Has a punch landed
Oh there we go
I mean sort of sort of
Green's throwing hard
Talking a little shit
A little bleak kick
Green back to the body
Ruffie hasn't really thrown
A whole hell of a lot here
Green looks
That that looked bad
That did not look good
It looked a wee bit desperate
doesn't really like the press.
Oh, Roofie clobbered him.
Got him against the fence.
He's fired one down.
Oh, Green's right back.
Maybe that's all he needed.
Got to wake up.
Sometimes you got to get hit in the face to wake up.
Yeah.
You guys can't see it off air.
Mike is just beating this shit out of me.
Just to wake me up before the show.
I'm just slapping me around.
The shit out of him.
Oh.
Also looking.
Yeah.
He's looking kind of slow.
Yeah.
Looking a little slow.
Looking a little wonky.
Can't figure out the range.
King backing up just a sitting duck.
Yeah.
Definitely not the sort of usual volume-based attack we see.
Oh!
Oh my God!
Spinning back kick, Colts him.
Mauricio Ruffy.
Holy shit.
Holy.
I mean, that's a Terry Adam wheel kick.
Wow.
That is.
That is going to be on the knockout of the year list.
Oh, my God.
That is your front runner for knockout of the year.
Gee.
Because that wasn't even, he didn't throw that.
Oh, this, Gide.
He clipped him like the top of the head.
Look at Bobby Green's face.
Oh, my God.
He kicked him right in the friggin schnaz.
Okay.
And the security guard almost got kicked in the face too.
I know Bobby Green's old.
I'm willing to adjust my perception that Ruffy is not the worst of the fighting nerds.
Wow.
That was,
I got to see that again.
It just happened like out of nowhere.
Left hook right into the spin and just the wheel kick right in the temple.
God.
And he folded him up like a deck chair, baby.
Jesus.
Bam!
I heal right to the temple.
Bobby Green's whole life collapses.
Face to the mat.
Kachunk.
Money, I mean, money gunned it up, kid, the under.
The under hits.
You've got clear it looks like there's some sort of a jam occurring.
Just slowly but surely.
I mean, it's.
Try player B and I'll see what's going on here.
All right.
There we go.
Oh, I see exactly what's happening.
All right.
There we go.
We hit the under.
Easy money.
We are still undefeated with pay-per-view bets in 2025.
That is an impressive run.
sir. Undefeated in pay-per-view bets is
that's quite an effort from you. Yes. On the main card. I've lost some
sprinkles here and there but all the main card bets have hit.
Oh, man.
What a friggin knockout. Well, I think we have our
Jordan Santos didn't suck. The Santos Parley would be
I mean, shouldn't be but would be alive. We'd be super alive. That was
freaking sick. All right, we're back.
Just had to clear the. Yeah. She had a clear
the thing up. We're so back.
We're so back.
Also, really could have climbed with Ruffy apparently.
Geez.
Green is taking this in stride.
I got to tell you.
Having a good time.
I don't know if he knows where he is.
He's like, shit, man.
That was a hell of a kick.
Is this one also jammed or not?
Okay, good.
Put down for a sec.
There it is.
Riley wants to know what are the rest of your bets for this card, Mike.
People trying to tail you with this heater.
you're on right now. I have Amanda Lemoche,
underdog odds. I have the under
two and a half in the Jalen Turner
Ignacio Baja Baha Mondays fight.
I got Justin Gachey straight
up at underdog
odds and I have Alex Pereira
straight up at minus 115.
Although I, there's
like a fun fan duel that I kind of
want to go for.
I don't know why this one sings to me,
but fight ends in the last
minute of a round. I love those. Plus
850. Like I just, I don't know, I see this kind of getting weird and it's like the
stoppage happens at four minutes, something of one of the rounds, one way or the other. So I might
I might send a text to make that happen. But I like it. Yeah, that's where I'm at.
Ruffy in the in the fighting nerds glasses has stolen the mic from Joe Rogan and now asking for
a little bit of help in his own translation. I don't know what he's saying, but it's okay.
Unclear.
So.
Rovey by knockout was minus 135.
That seems wrong.
But good,
good on those.
That was a value play and a half.
So did this,
did this performance change your,
I don't think you said he was like bad at fighting.
I just thought it was,
I think in my head he was the worst of the fighting nerds.
Do you feel like he's this?
I mean,
it's also just hard to know.
The fighting nerds are all unbelievable.
Like,
was this more about,
okay,
maybe he's way better than I thought.
He's definitely,
I mean,
he's definitely a real player even bobby green probably a little lull probably a little bit faded uh
you know bobby green still top 25 lightweight right like in that in that's in that neighborhood so
so ruffie is there firmly fighting nerd going to get the push his next opponent's probably going to be a
ranked dude this is a boy this is bobby green obliterated grant dawson in seconds
god man that is just the care of the year thus far
Wow, he set it up so perfect.
I mean, it was one of those things.
I need to see the replay from the other side so you see Green's face.
Okay.
This is it.
Okay.
Look at his face.
When he sees that foot coming, he's just like, uh-oh.
Whoops.
I ain't getting out of the way of this.
There's no chance.
Cabunk.
Jed's reaction to this finishes.
Timeless.
I mean, I was genuinely shocked at how dead he was.
It just happened just like out of nowhere.
Right.
Because it really did.
It was like, oh, here's the left hook.
Oh, never mind.
He's spinning.
And Bobby Green is no longer moving.
That was,
man,
where do we go with Ruffy,
Mike?
I know you have it on to the next one.
I look forward to it.
I'm driving home tomorrow.
Hopefully I'll have the on to the next one up to do that.
I'm,
I feel confident he's going to get a ranked guy next because they like him.
He might get,
he might.
impressive win.
He might get the guy just mentioned.
Grant,
Grant,
Grant,
Grant Dawson?
It's a tough fight.
It's a tough fight.
Grant Dawson booked.
Not booked.
I don't think he's booked.
Let me investigate this.
I don't believe he's booked.
I have this laptop in front of me if I can't look up and see if Grant Dawson's got.
His last win wasn't,
um,
it was a very Grant Austin win.
One, was it?
It was a very Grant Austin win.
Yeah.
Come on, Tapology.
Show me what Grant Dawson's doing.
Was it?
Was it a pay-per-view win?
Was it CDF or CDF?
Was that on a paper?
December?
January.
And that was it was a pay-a-leven.
It was a pay-a-view.
Yeah.
Yeah.
YOM, yes.
Doesn't appear that he is booked.
So,
wouldn't hate it.
Wouldn't hate it at all.
Honestly, he's
fun, so you could sell me on anything,
but man.
Maybe what's Benoit Sandini doing?
Ooh.
That would be a fun one.
Is Santany booked?
I have no clue.
Max Crosby just got paid.
Hey!
The Wonderboy.
The Wonder Man.
The Wonder Man.
42 years of age.
Wonder Boy was born a day before I was.
Like literally one day before.
There's Patty Pimblit.
I mean, I guess, of course, you're going to have all the 414 fighters who flew in for the
presser or just going to be, or 314, sorry.
Yeah.
Jesus.
They could be.
14 too. We don't know. We could get there.
Maybe they will be.
Let me, let me, let me, I want to go back to that 314 presser a little bit.
First of all, Casey and I had a terrific time just laughing our asses off, reliving the Giann Silva,
Bryce Mitchell stuff.
Jesus.
Between Bryce saying like, oh, you're a scientist now and Giann just taking over the entire press conference.
Here's another thing that I've, that I've realized through all of this, Patty Pimble is growing on me.
Oh, is he?
He's growing on me.
He really is.
I never disliked Patty.
I just didn't think he's very good.
He's proving that wrong every performance.
And this is terrific matchmaking
if you're trying to get Patty over the hump.
Because I think he's going to win.
I think he's going to beat Michael Chandler.
I think he's going to beat him.
I don't think God loves me that much.
I think God might love you a little bit here.
This is a very good thing.
I think stupid Michael Chandler is going to win.
You think he's going to win?
I mean, how's he going to beat him, though?
He's just going to.
punch him
real hard
because it's the
only thing you can
do other
than cheat.
But Patty,
I mean,
does he finish him?
I mean,
maybe.
I honestly haven't thought
about it too much.
It would
will obviously
be rooting for
Patty Pimble to win
that fight.
I just,
good things
don't happen
in this sport.
Never to me.
So I just don't
believe Michael Chandler
is going to
lose this fight
because why would he?
Chad,
how likely is
Patty versus DePoree if they both get knockouts in their next fights?
So here's the thing.
I think that that should be the fight.
Like, or the fight really should probably just be like Deporia versus
Harmon.
Wait a second.
Yep.
Do it.
Let's go.
We're getting a Robbie Lawler, HOF, baby.
Couldn't be more deserved for any human being in the law.
It is on a Justin Gaichi card.
So this just makes all the sense in the world.
Robert Glenn Lawler.
Robert Glenn Lawler, let's go.
Worse, the second most exciting fighter
who's ever fucking lived.
There it is.
Also, he just has one of the coolest
fucking careers of all time.
Oh, my God, man.
That damn they were good
that we did on Robbie Loller was just the best.
It was like, we're going to spend
eight hours doing this because it's like...
You're telling me my assignment,
I'm getting paid to go back and watch all the Robbie Loller fights.
It's the best.
And like, the thing about Lola that Gatesy's career
I do believe that Gaichi is actually like a more exciting.
I would rank him as the most exciting fighter of all time.
The cool thing about Lawler's career is the journey it took
where he was supposed to be the next dude,
then like left the UFC,
sort of went on like a sojourn around the world,
being fun and awesome, exciting, winning belts elsewhere.
And then comes back and in the sort of final chapter of his career
finally does do the thing.
So cool.
It's just spectacular, man.
This is a frigging rocks.
Look at him killing Matt Lindland.
The teagy one is just the best coughing nails in the business.
There's never been a better finisher.
When a guy is hurt, Robbie Lawler is the best dude ever burying him.
Riley, yes, the damn for Robbie has already been done.
Oh, yeah.
We heat that up this week.
We should do that.
just because like obviously but we did it almost like the day after he retired.
It's like, oh, this is going to be Robbie's retirement.
Yeah.
Let's go ahead and do it.
That was so fun.
I had to spend like the next three days watching all of Robbie Lawler's.
Dude, Robbie Lawler is like who damn was invented for.
Oh, yeah.
Him and Carlos Con just like, yeah, these guys were unbelievable.
And if you became a fan the last three years, you have no concept for how great Robbie
Waller was.
And look at Robbie Lawler.
Just smirking.
No emotion
Freaking broke
Roy McDonald
Yeah
One of the all-time
Being in the arena
For him getting killed
By Tyne Woodley was disappointing
That was tough
Yeah
But the content fight
Look at those two
Just sick bastards
God I wish they'd fought again
Oh
That'd have been a
Dumping freaking
Killing Ben Ascarin
And losing that fight somehow
It was nuts
and just like the perfect way to end his career too man like uh last the mohicans
robert glan luller the quint a like this is the this is the freaking man it's the freaking man
if you were if you are a newer fan you need to just oh all right rob he's getting emotional now
this is cool man she just killed him that's exactly how we do a baby yep this is frigate awesome
Annik, like, nailed it.
He is your favorite fighters' favorite fighter.
Like, there are very few people in this sport who are just universally respected.
And Robbie Lawler is, that's that, man.
Robbie Lawler is one of my favorite fighters.
Dude, this Hall of Fame class can be incredible.
Yeah, Robbie Law is one of my favorite fighters' interview.
And I'm maybe the only media member on Earth who will ever say that.
He's just, he's not going to give you anything you need about, like, the fight he's in.
but if you want to talk about like being a dad and like watching the office and like coaching people
this guy friggin rules or just talking about like different rule sets and like i remember just
asking about memorable conversation about whether or not the oblique kick should be banned oh
it's the best he's just like what probably just rocked yes man good if you have no
watched obviously the Roy McDonald
fight is the one people go to first
but you and I are on team Lawler
versus Condit. Lawler Condon is the best fight
in the history of the sport.
The Lawler
McDonald is in the top 10.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Just
the friggin man.
He could be like four words.
Like oh yeah.
This is great.
There's leave.
I love it.
I mean.
There's Wonderboy like giving him the love.
Much deserved.
Mada Hebas back there.
Getting emotional.
Khalil.
Kille's standing right behind it.
Yeah.
Giving him.
Uh,
there's Kamar Usman.
Oh,
Usman.
Dude.
That's awesome,
man.
Deserves every second of this.
This should go on
for another 15 friggin minutes,
man.
Really?
Oh,
Diego Lopez over there.
Also,
Diego Lopez looks bigger
than Rocky Lawler,
by the way.
Dude,
do you see that face off
with him in Vulcan office?
Jesus Christ.
I thought that Diego
Lopez
is going to win this fight.
I really think he's
win that fight now.
He might, yeah.
He looks two weight classes bigger than.
This is one of two times in my life.
I've seen Robbie Loller look remotely emotional.
The other was his retirement.
And even that was like,
he kept it pretty tight as like,
oh, thanks, guys.
And now we have to transition to some straw weight action.
Yasmin Lucinda, Amanda Lemo.
I mean, if that,
if getting Robbie,
this might be just a brilliant move by the UFC.
How could you not be motivated as Amanda Lemoch or Yasmin
Lucindo following a Robbie Lawler
Hall of Fame announcement
with that video package that played
throwing it out all of his
exciting finishes and fights and knockouts
that has to motivate you to
just bring this to another level.
You had to have seen all of this.
Does any who I'm going to go see
who's got somebody have Lucendo
for a fantasy league?
I don't know.
No.
Nobody does. A.K. does have Limosh.
AK has Limosh.
A.K. has Limosh.
It's a hell of a draft pick.
This could work out good.
I do have a bet on Amanda Lamos, by the way.
I'm on the other side.
We are again at odds, sir.
Oh, one of us is going to fire out that gun unless it's a draw.
Unless we get the draw.
I could be very wrong about how I'm reading this fight.
Because Yassan is very good.
There are two outcomes either Yasmid.
This is the race three of Josh Mann fight all over again.
Can Yasmian get a bunch of takedown since she can win the fight?
She can't.
Mandalayas might just take her head off.
Yes.
That's really how this fight's going to go.
This to me is just like, I go back to what I usually go back to.
If it's a 50-ish 50 fight, I will take the fighter who has fought the way better competition every single time.
And it's definitely LaMosch.
This is where I've been getting killed all year.
I just know like all the old people are going to fall apart and die.
And none of them have been dying.
I'm like, you would pick the young guy every time.
doing it again see if finally it pays off because it's like one in 12 this year thus far
hopefully this works out this would be a great uh underdog bet the cash it would be terrific
but then a k would get points we don't want that i mean we kind of need him to get points we need
somebody to like give casey some sort of scare no because a k won the last one i want to be back
to back champion.
Casey's so far ahead right now,
AKA,
yeah, there's a lot of real estate.
In case these Lemos to win like four times.
A lot of real estate left here.
I feel like I might be in the best position
to sneak this one out,
but I need Armand Saruki
to fight before the end of the year.
And I need Iliate to Porea to fight before.
What if they fight each other?
What if they look at?
Tough scenes for your boy.
Hey, I will get main event points for both fighters.
You're going to get Molly McCann points.
Oh, dude, I'm getting like two,
I'm not confident you're getting the Jan Bolovich points.
Kayla Harrison, I like your chances.
Actually.
Yeah.
Yusufs all could fight again.
I get Shemiel Gadsiev again.
You do get against a ranked fighter.
I honestly think the double dipping is going to be a just a massive advantage.
Whoever can get the most double dips is going to really have a key.
Lucindo, making the walk.
And she is taking her time.
I don't tell you.
We just saw Roder.
Lolle get inducted to the hall.
Let's not make a meal out of this.
Let's get going.
Let's get right into this.
We had Marisha Rufu with the knockout of the year so far in 2025.
Robbie Lala gets the Hall of Fame induction.
Let's get right into this thing.
Okay, maybe the video package didn't get people fired up.
She's just standing there.
I mean, really taking some time here.
Here she comes.
Chat, get in here.
Who's going to win?
Who is going to win?
that is who's winning money
Lucindo is making a friggin' meal out of this
Lucindo please win decision
Just the slowest walk I've ever seen to the cage
Like this is this is outrageous
Finally gets to the prep point
To the total wireless prep point
She's singing
All right now if Amanda Lemosh comes thundering out there
Sprinting
Momentum firmly in the Limoush corner
I might double my bet
this just doesn't feel like a fight you put after what like
because however it played out King Green versus Lammush by K.O.
All right, Eric.
I like where your head's at.
Just into round two.
The Mike puppet might have to celebrate.
He's just sitting there waiting for his moment to shine.
But the mic puppet might have to come out and say a few words if Lomuch gets the K.O.
Stop hitting yourself.
Brought to you by Assassin's Creed Shadows.
Is this the, this has to be the longest walk out of it.
the year so far. And we're taking a lot
of time to get this done. Because
she's getting focused. She's getting dialed in
because she's going to come out here and put
a whoopin on a mandolamosh.
Or?
We need her to because at least she is
a physically new human being
in the weight class, which
desperately needs physically
new human beings. She's very, very young.
She is. She has plenty of time.
But we need new people
that aren't the same seven
that have been there for 10 years.
But Jed, McKenzie Dern is like a win away from fighting for a title.
She could just fight for a title next.
She could.
And if John Waley moves up.
John Waley is going to move up.
Me and Genevye.
The only people who didn't sell our real estate on the sinking island that is Dern Island.
All right.
She's, Amanda Lamo, she's running.
She's smiling.
She's smiling.
It's just.
She's not going to a fight.
No, she's not going to a fight.
She's too happy.
She's not fighting.
Yep.
She's not ready to fight.
I feel so good about this bed.
She's going to a St.
Patrick's Day parade out there.
She's not ready to get into a fist fight.
I don't have a chance.
She is like, look, we got to get down to business.
Let's go.
15 years gap is a lot of an age gap.
Oh, she's giving Myra Buena Silva some daps.
She's trying, she's looking for Robbie Loller, trying to get some of that.
Have we ever been more wrong than we were about Myra Boeh
and Silva, like, as a website collectively?
Who else?
I don't, I mean, like, I've individually been wrong about people really,
bad.
Jake Matthew.
As a whole website,
we were all like,
and it was so obvious
like she's finishing people,
so we just hope that she wins
because otherwise
Bain and Wade is awful.
Who?
She lost like seven in a row now,
whatever it is.
That was probably the biggest,
that was probably the biggest blunder
as a website.
Collectively,
we were really awful.
We were so,
we were so high on her.
She's going to win the boat.
Yeah.
She's going to,
be Rocky Pennington and she's going to be the champion.
Everyone picked her to be the champion at the end of the year.
It was incredible.
We can have a fun year.
If she's the champ, it'll be fun at least.
And I was like, nope, what if we go to the worst timeline?
Sick.
That's where we are.
And now I'm picking, I couldn't wait to draft Yasmin Jasheus
just because she was fighting Myra Bois and Sova.
Had to do it.
Which actually could end up being one of the steals of the draft.
It was a good pick.
Paid off.
She gets Jessica.
Androge in a few months in Canada.
Oh, Lamo's just in the cage so fast.
Dave's hot chicken.
They just opened one of those, not far from my parents' place.
I had never seen one until...
I saw one in Columbia.
I was like, I've never even heard of this place, but now I have.
They had literally opened not far from my folks' place this week, and, like, they're doing,
like, events, so it was packed, like, lines out of the things.
They're doing, like, opening week events.
14-year age gap here for Limotion Lucindo.
That's a lot.
I'm just going to go on the limb and say that historically, the younger fighter wins that.
We just experienced that in the last fight.
It's true.
I think it was like 67% of the younger fighters have won.
Oh, John Byer says Dave's is.
23 years old, under 25 years old age group, highest winning percentage.
65%.
I mean, that's all.
All I do is bet on the youngans.
They haven't been paying me off this year.
But no, now Sacred says Dave's is overrated, but not terrible.
Well, you guys are giving me mixed feelings, much like I have about this Sprite chill,
cherry lime.
I bought it on a whim because I went to buy a Red Bull on my way over here.
Because I don't know if you know this, Mike.
In about three hours, it's going to actually be four hours from now because the time is changing.
Oh, fuck, I forgot all about that.
And on time changing on a pay-per-view fight card is tough scenes for us kids.
And I know that none of y'all care because it's not your job.
But instead of me being up till 4 in the morning, I'll be up till 5.
So I got that guy to help add a little juice.
And sitting right next was this specialty sprite.
I was like, I'll try it out.
Dude, Keith Peterson lost like 50 pounds.
Is that really Keith Peterson?
It is.
He looks so different.
It's either great for him or I am concerned about his health.
Maybe he works with Gary Breka.
I mean, it could be great for him and we would love it to be great for him.
All right, we're off.
He's going to get in there and just get those.
54, 53, 53, 52, 51.
We got the bouncing.
Yes, we got it.
Lucindo's bouncing.
She's bouncy.
47.
Nailed it.
All right.
She's bouncy.
She is very afraid of Amanda Lamo.
We're bouncing.
I'm kidding.
You guys can't see.
It's like I'm a Mortal Kombat waiting stage.
Just bouncing.
Like I understand the divisional significance of this fight,
but this just seems like a weird one to put on the main card when you have.
Seems odd to put it in.
Like historically,
they usually don't put the rank straw weights on the main card.
They don't,
which is weird.
Definitely weird.
But like,
you know,
they usually do kind of do the,
whatever the second bout of the card is.
It's sort of like a tempo management.
fight it's where this is we start high tempo management then it's build feature co main and uh we're
managing that tempo through 60 seconds because i'm end a lemosch landed not a d't one leg
is happening lemmos landed the a leg kick and that's all that has happened double jab right hand
into a double leg let's go lucindo get going or we'll keep staring at each other also a good option
of your choices.
That was my second favorite one of them,
the do nothing choice.
Ooh,
she tries her own wheel kick,
inspired by Maricio Ruffy.
Limos gaining in confidence.
throws a right hand,
just misses.
But now Lucindo has got her.
They're holding over,
under position against the fence with Lucinda.
Don't get tackled.
Don't get tackled.
Well,
it's going to be really hard to get tackled from here,
I think.
So Keith Peterson,
on that Ozempic, man.
He looks completely,
You either look great or I am truly concerned for you because that seems like a lot of weight since the last time I remember seeing you.
So hit me up with your diet, homie, because good.
Looking spelt in there.
Still nothing is happening in this fight.
Oh, I'm not lying to you.
Yeah.
We're just in this clenched position.
If we have any super chats or good, cool little questions.
Limosh is not doing what Josh Van did, which is get away from this.
Oh, Lillip.
This goes for a takedown against it.
That's a brilliant movie.
Out of nowhere, a little outside trip.
Lucindo's bleeding already, I believe.
I believe near the, near the eye.
What an interesting, didn't see this happening, but.
I love this.
Guy's in great changes.
She's landed the only strike of the round.
Oh, Lucindo tying up the arm.
Oh, Jesus.
Oh, try and get your ass out of there.
Triangle there, nope.
All right.
Rolling.
We got toes in the fence.
Come on, Keith.
I mean, definitely cheating.
Oh, my.
Plata from Lucindo.
Ah, she's cool.
Lucindo getting, getting cheeky as Limos just does a knee cut right through.
Yeah, there's a cut right below the right eye.
There is definitely a cut there.
Yeah, you're right.
I didn't see it.
Now throw some elbows right on that.
Oh, there you go.
That's exactly what we need to do.
Now we're back to full guard for Lucindo.
Limos just hanging out here.
Yep, her coach is all talk at her.
She's nodding at him.
Here's everything they're saying.
It's a terrific start for my for my underdog bet.
Lucindo, I mean, Limos left her arm on the mat.
Lucindo has an overhook and is attacking,
trying to clear to the side and work knee over.
I don't sure she's going to be able to,
given her position near the fence,
but she's trying this overhook game.
And, I mean, Limousch can't do anything right now because
she's locked up on this defending this overhook here.
I mean, it's totally fine.
But we get righted out like this and still win.
the round we'll be totally okay with that just do that little some punches the body there you go
just a little short shots of the ribs nothing nothing special nothing fancy just stay there
so lucinda yeah looks like she's cut under her right eye just a little guy just a little guy like right
here no lucinda working the other overhook now but not getting often so she's
She's just going to lose the round
if she doesn't really make some offense happen real fast here.
Oh,
that was a good elbow from Lemoche on top.
20 seconds.
Lemmo's like,
you're going to learn something today,
young lady.
She's just going to sit on you.
Lemoche is a hoss at 115 too.
Wasn't Lemoche?
Lemoche is abandemate at one point,
wasn't she?
Surely not.
Let me look that up.
It doesn't feel right.
Maybe.
There's one fighter that was like,
I want to say that she was.
I think this is like Casey's like
Manel cop
of the women's straw weight division
because she was, Lemos was just like
creaming people for a while.
Never wrong, just early.
Yep.
Cop, look at cop.
Living that life.
Living that life.
Bantamweight is correct until 2019.
Yep.
There we go.
So her USC debut was Bantamweight
and then she dropped to straw weight
which is impressive.
Yeah.
She debuted at Bannamweight
against Leslie Smith
and then went down to straw weight.
So I didn't recall that.
By the way, 10-9 Amanda Lama.
Yeah, pretty clearly, a 10-9 Mendo-Limus.
Bam.
Ooh, just a little grazing right-hand, sliced the right open.
I mean, let's take a look at it again
because there's not a lot of other highlights.
Yeah.
So we'll watch a little elbow that.
We could look at that taketown
because the outside trip that she lands is pretty cool.
But all right.
That's a good shot on that eye.
Be yourself.
Lucindo.
We swollen.
Lucindo, be yourself.
Okay.
round two we're off
Theo von in the crowd oh lucinda just throws a kick right up there right after the glove touch
timing is right on the money
lucinda's just moving around quite a bit oh she tries a spin kick lemo shot coming from a mile away
just couldn't have been further off i mean that's been back kick to the body
not ideal for her all right man a lot of people who need takedowns today moving backwards is not
what I was looking for.
Now what you're looking for.
If Martin-Hikolive starts backing up at the main
event and we're like, good, we just have a pattern.
Zuckerberg is in the house, by the way.
Terrific.
Get all the taste makers.
Man.
Crowd is not a lot's happening.
Not a lot of.
Oh, nice leg kick from Lamos.
Oh, we got an exchange.
Oh, this is not, last time you were here,
you're the one who got taken down.
Why are you shooting like a real taketown?
Oh, she's got a little better.
collapse.
Oh, boy.
A little bit of collapse.
And she's on that, she's working herself behind the way.
David Gagins is there as well.
Everybody.
Everybody's there, Chad.
That is all the people of the world.
David Gaggans and all the people of the world.
Burt, Krecher,
Chrysher,
and Therca, Theo Vaughn.
Man, it's just the same like eight people.
Mara.
Just into the sport, huh?
The same.
The same zies.
We'll go to like a big boxing match.
You'll get,
Lemosch has full control up against the fence.
Double under good head position.
Oh, it's got another take down.
Oh, she's getting her down.
Lucinda did a good job to return herself and keep up.
She's Sean Shelby and McMaynard watching the fight.
The olds are going to do it to me again, Mike.
Why won't the olds just die this year?
They can't.
Just quit, surrender.
Maybe this means that Justin Gaci will win, which,
I'd be really happy if you won.
Yes.
Good elbow.
So would I because I would cash another bet.
Keith is looking very closely.
You might get some separation here.
I don't know.
He's looking to make sure there's a much.
Oh,
good little trip there from Lemurge.
Just kind of hoss her down.
Sean Shelby looking on.
Mike, do a shooey.
The people demand it.
No.
That's a super chat from our boy, Johnny.
Why?
I mean,
the Savannah St. Patrick's Day rugby tournament is going on right now.
So pretty ideal time to do you,
first shoey, Mike.
I mean, I can't do it with fruit punch and Celsius.
I mean, you can't do shoe with anything you want to do it with.
If we're going to do it, we're going to do it right.
Someday.
If I, I don't know, I'll figure.
We do a live watch party.
We do doing, I'll do shooies all the time.
I don't care.
I've done a million shooies in my life.
Yeah.
I've done some truly despicable shooies in my life.
Just, just horrible.
things that you wouldn't wish on anybody.
Just chug a regular beer, bro.
If I, hey, listen, I don't have a regular beer in the house right now, you know?
So I played rugby in college.
You know this.
I think a lot of the people this now.
Every year we had rugby ball at the end of the year.
And we rent a cabin, a couple of cabins out in the woods and just go be total degenerates
and do our like, end of the year party.
You do your team awards and stuff, all of that.
But my senior year, I got an award.
I mean, there is just incredible fence grabbing going on here.
A lot of cheating happening from Lucido.
My senior rugby ball, I got something.
I don't remember what award I got, you know, whatever, some sort of player of the year thing.
And I was already deeply in a bad, bad place.
And everybody who won an award had to do a Shooey.
And we had to shoot the boot.
and the boot we were shooting from was somebody's old work boot
and it is as disgusting as you can imagine shooting
a terrible mixture of beer and all sorts of things out of a work boot
and it was one of the worst experience of my life
but also one of the best experience of my life
because rugby ball rocked.
It seems like a time.
I mean, I don't want to do that time again as a grown man now
but 22 years old is a really good time.
Speaking of a time.
Oh, like this fight.
This is, boy.
This is the time.
This is certainly a time.
Josh Van Racerio would have been pretty decent in this spot.
I feel,
I feel so good about my Lemosch bet right now.
I mean, it just feels so good.
Oh, that was.
You're winning, certainly.
Oh, certainly.
2018, Mandelamosh 109, without question.
You guys, when the Sindo is getting a vet lesson today.
She's learning.
The years are not succeeding.
maybe I'll learn a lesson and start bedding on old people this year,
but probably not.
I'm just going to keep firing money down the drain.
You're doing great at that this year.
But the climate is still alive,
and that's really the most important thing.
As long as it's live, we're good.
Kirk, I played for UGA, so played 15s.
We started doing sevens about halfway through my tenure there.
So when we started actually going to sevens tournament,
so I've played some sevens,
but not a lot.
I was a center for a very short period of time,
and then I was a as a wing for,
I was our starting wing for a season
and our starting fullback for my final two seasons of college.
Round three.
AK is about to go two for two in draft fighters.
This is true.
Big, big.
AK is very good at this.
It turns out if you draft fighters who win fights,
you can be very good at this.
I really struggle with drafting fighters who win fights.
that's where I struggle.
I draft fighters you don't win fights.
I'm going to go ahead and say.
All, Lucinda's getting after it now.
Spinning back to us.
Oh, Lemos just kind of, it wasn't a knockdown, but.
Don't call it a comeback, Lucindo.
Throw your own spinning wheel kick.
Except for now, Limers knows that she can just get on top and this is over.
Yeah.
You got a question.
Oh, Lucinda just kind of hosses her down.
This is literally what I thought would happen 10 minutes ago.
And you finally do it now.
What are we talking about?
Yasmeen.
It'd be super funny if Keith Peterson just stood it up.
Finish it.
You got to finish it.
You have to know you have to finish this fight.
Or at least a 10-8.
So make it happen.
Jared, I...
It's a good point for John Anick.
I was primarily a fullback for our last two seasons.
For my last two seasons.
But Georgia rugby team still exists.
Passing.
Oh, pass action.
Oh, boy.
Into side control.
And it makes a good point.
He goes, oh, right, good job.
by a level.
So we'd rather be in top half.
More control to drop that ground and pound.
And I said, look, nothing's really happened here.
So there's not a lot of sweat.
Fair point.
Fair point by the legend.
But I need a lot to happen in the next three minutes
because I need Lucindo to put some boots down.
Get to thumping.
A little posture here.
Just hang on, Amanda.
I love this.
That is a man.
Terrific strategy.
Clearly Amanda's play.
Just hang on.
Hang up until she.
she posture is too high at which point.
Now we're in side control,
but side control is a tough position to hold.
Oh, boy.
Trey Branch,
I don't know how many tries I scored.
Not like that many.
Because I'm fullback.
Just don't score that many.
All right.
Like five.
Lemos has.
Four or five.
Lomuch has snaked her way to the fence.
The crowd is,
just not thrilled with
yeah it's just not even inside control
it's just not great what's going on right now
lemos just okay
being in this kind of tough position
just holding the arm of Lucinda
I just get a leg's trying to get across the face
oh look at this okay
just giving her something to think about
do we have toes in the fence
kind of but not fully
almost just be in the vet here
there we go
come on lucindo
lucindo i believe is landed
to her first three strikes of the fight
we got
jay i almost two minutes to survive
come on
don't just hang on
don't survive
finish this
key do a questionable stand up here
just a questionable one
I'm not going to agree with it but i'll take it
i mean
fine
like i understand your position
don't like it because lucinda's about
to get this.
Oh,
we're getting the reversal on this wall walk for sure.
Alamo,
you legend.
Yeah.
You absolute.
Oh,
and then she hossed right back down.
Yeah.
And that's a ballgame,
boys.
Go ahead and get that money going out of that.
I'm not going to,
I'm not going to shoot it off yet.
Prime it up.
I'm so proud of you,
Amanda.
Way to represent for us,
elders.
Sometimes you get to teach the youth a little bit of a lesson.
No.
This ain't a fun lesson.
This ain't a lesson
Anybody's gonna go back and rewatch, but
Things were happening
Hey, Tinsen
Where were you abroad
Peace Corps volunteering?
Shout out to you,
Tensin.
You know, respect it.
Couldn't be me.
Couldn't have done that.
So respect to that effort.
I'm,
I,
after the Francis Marshall decision,
I still am not comfortable.
I get who another one
made me happier than just a stone robbery here.
Yeah, there's no way.
You just can't do that here.
I mean, she might have won this round.
It's not like Lemoche is doing anything with this either.
Yeah.
It's possible she's won this round.
So 2928s just need two judges to be corrupt.
It could happen.
Lemo's standing up for the old guard.
That's right, Lucas.
That's right.
We don't need the old guard to do anything.
They're fine.
Go away.
I mean, if Gachie wants to win,
that's totally fine.
Yeah, but like he's going to not.
Yeah.
I think I'll go 2928.
Outside 109 Lemosh.
It wouldn't shock me if that's a 3027 for Limosh.
But outside of a stone cold robbery,
you can dual-wield money guns if you feel the need.
I don't think you could do that on this fight.
This fight doesn't deserve the dueling guns.
I think that's fair.
Tinsen's in Armenia.
What are you doing in Armenia?
you.
They stopped to fight 10 seconds early?
No way.
Do they really do that?
Surely not.
They're professionals.
I don't think that that's going to happen.
That'd be hilarious that they did though.
They're just like,
we're done.
Guys,
this has been terrible.
Let's in the night.
Let's be done here.
Yeah,
yeah, this is a bad fight.
We are nothing.
So,
so he's just going to get two wins.
So he's going to get 200 points and nothing.
I guess 250 because he gets the ranked win,
the ranked bonus here.
Or is that 25?
I don't remember how I set up these points of scores.
I look at the criteria.
Ranked win is 50.
I was correct.
So, yeah, AK will get 250.
Good night, the office.
A win is a win.
This fight did have PFL energy fleet.
That is a great.
This fight had a lot of PFL energy.
That is the comment of the day thus far.
Oh my gosh.
That is a terrific comment.
That is a really good one.
That is PFL energy.
That was a PFL fight.
I needed that.
Come on, Keith.
Why are we taking so long to get the scores?
Let's go.
We know what's happening here.
Is Rogan even in the cage?
He's not tired of talking to talk.
He can't be.
We got to get right to the left.
We got to get moved.
Yeah, even buffers like, come on.
All three judges, 327.
All right.
They gave Lucinda.
2928.
I think that that's probably correct, but.
Just got to make sure.
Just got to make sure.
Sure.
We're two for two.
Still undefeated.
Still running a heater.
Still undefeated.
Who do you got next fight?
Does people need to be joining in?
I got the under two and a half in the Turner Baja Monday's fights.
That is the next bet.
I couldn't choose a side here.
I just couldn't.
Although I feel like Jalen Turner.
Yeah.
Oh, good.
Mel Gibson.
My favorite thing of this year thus far is I went and saw that terrible
movie Mo Gibson directed called Flight Risk.
It's so funny.
Colby Covington.
What is that?
It's a Donald Trump wearing a black maga hat like Elon.
And there's Usman.
And Usen just shaking his head like, I don't know, guys.
I don't know.
There's Volk.
I mean, just all the stars.
It's ever, he's, Volk was sitting in Odell Beckham seat.
I was what I say.
I don't know anybody else saw that.
What?
to Odell Beckham and Volk is not
Odell Beckham. That's super.
Wow. You sit next to Nina
drama too. Oh.
All right.
Apparently, for all those people
who love listening to the scrums backstage,
the newest inductee into the UFC
Hall of Fame, Robbie Lawler's heading back. So if you
got four minutes later on,
you'll get his honest response
to it.
Do you have any interest as a
Robbie Lawler fight watching enthusiast.
Do you have any interest in Robbie Lawler fighting Mike Perry and BKFC?
I think I may have been one of the first people to say that that should happen.
So yes.
I still am into it.
It appears that's the fight everybody wants.
It's just a matter of getting a deal done.
And I don't think Robbie Lawler is going to fight again unless it's like for a shit load of money.
Because BKFC is an MMA and we can just compartmentalize and his MMA retirement was so perfect.
But BKFC is a different thing, so that's fine.
So, yeah, I'm, of course I'm going to tune in to watch.
I would like that.
If it's going to happen, it should happen soon.
You know, Laller is not getting any younger, but, I mean, come on.
Of course I'm going to tune in for that.
Okay, cool.
Because, you know, Alexia Lennox is fighting BKFC, and it's just like, what the fuck are we doing here?
Well, he's got to get warmed up for the GFL fights coming later this year, you know?
I mean, I think what we're doing?
The man, people love to hate it.
Joe, I don't love to hate him.
I just hate him.
I do not enjoy.
I don't hate Michael Chandler because I like it.
I just don't like him.
I will say that the bets are upped a little bit more for this card just because I am on a heater.
But yeah, they're not big buddy bets.
That's what you do when you're on a heater.
Ride the high hand.
High hand in a dice game.
Clickety, clickety, clickety, click.
Like my little brother is
Like he's he likes to play the ponies
Just about every chance he gets
So we'll we'll discuss
We'll talk about some things
Like we were watching the
Hyder Emil fight last week
Like on speakerphone as it was happening
He had a dog bed on Hyder Amil
So it was fun like getting his reaction
To how that fight was going
And he had asked me
What
Because what's the thing you're most confident about
when it comes to this main card.
I said, Cody Brunge, Julian Marquez
under one and a half rounds.
I'm like, just go to town.
And boy did he.
My friends text me something like that today
and I was just like,
dude, I don't feel confident about anything
on this main card.
Yeah, that was the only thing
I felt super confident on.
So, Yayae Rodriguez, Patricia Pitbull,
just to show you the depth of UFC 314
is not even a main card fight.
That is the featured prelim.
It's a very good fight card.
Look it.
Frigin Alex Pereira.
Jesus Christ.
That is just terrific vibes right there.
I don't know.
I don't really like the fit.
I think it's cooler when he's, you know.
Dude, he's like Jesse Katsopoulos right now.
Just loving it from Full House, dude.
I never actually watched Full House.
I know what Full House is.
Never really watched Full House.
Got the leather jacket, no shirt, the Poetan Chain that is probably worth $100,000.
The Pothon Chain is obviously a world.
win. It's sick. Everything about this is sick. And there's Maga Man Angolaio's walking around real
confident. So good on him. He clearly thinks he's going to win this fight. I mean, he's got that
Ray Saruya look to him. So I'm feeling maybe a little bit better right now. I mean, if he starts
backing up and can't score takedowns, it'll look much worse than what happened to Ray's Suria.
Look, man, this is a big important moment for that man, because he ain't ever getting another chance.
to fight for a world title.
So he's got to win.
It is very unlikely.
Yeah.
I won't say never because
like heavyweight is trash,
but it's unlikely.
Yeah,
very unlikely.
Jalen Turner,
I need you to be good.
I need you to be good
Jaylon Turner tonight.
Yeah,
I got a lot of stock invested in you.
It hasn't looked good
the last four fights,
basically.
I'm so supercharged
from that fight we just watched.
I mean,
I was,
I was levitating,
spinning back at K.O.
Robbie Lawler
and then that fight happened
and I'm just like yeah
all right now we're back
we're so back
we got the lightweights
that's okay
we got Turner Baja Mondays
just a big moment
for Jalen here needs this one
I just I think Jalen
like as a pick
I've as my pick I've
Jalen club and sub
round two
I would like that
could see that happening
I think my official pick is knockout
but I don't remember what round I picked
did it end
I do think he's going to have
My belief is that he's going to come out
And he gets the fight he wants
Because Bob Mondes won't wrestle him
And Jalen Turner tends to win the fight that he wants
I like the fact that he took an extended break as well
Made some changes
Focused on his wrestling apparently
Johnny Y drinking non-A Corona tonight
Shout out
The non-alcoholic beer world is like on fire right now
It's popping off.
I don't personally understand it, but whatever, flood your boat, man.
Like, if I'm going to drink it on alcoholic beverage, just give me a Coke.
It's a delicious beverage.
But there are people like it, and I'm not here to yuck anybody's yum.
Because there are people, like, I'm not, I don't drink very much anyways.
But at the same time, like, I enjoy, like, the taste of a good IPA, but the not the NAA, like, IPAs now.
like tastes exactly the same as a regular IPA.
It's pretty friggin' wild, man.
They've come a long way.
They've come a long way.
You know, there's not very manly of me.
I do not enjoy beer.
Never really have.
It's all right.
I drink whiskey.
So that's how we solved that problem.
But they've never really enjoyed beer.
Shout to Megan Aleveevy.
Congrats to her and Joey B.
Both have welcome a child into the world.
Oh, well, congratulations.
if it's about to, but they're, they have publicly announced, there's a bun in the oven.
So shout out to them.
Bahamondas dancing, singing, celebrating his way as he makes it to the cage.
And as this broadcast started, just to show you how great Megan Olivie is, they threw to her after they reacted to the two fights being canceled and trying to waste all this time before the next fight's, first fight started at like 735.
Megan O'Leavy's doing like a, you know, just a talk back with the,
and then literally like five minutes later, she's on screen again.
This time she's up top on the desk with Dom D'Cruz.
She's working.
And freaking chill signs.
She's out there working.
I'm like, man, she is just all over the place.
Good honor.
Here comes Ignacio Baja Mondays.
Oh, look at old Balaul.
Freshly flagged Bala Muhammad.
See?
everyone
we said it
BTL we said it
let's not
I was fairly
confident that it was not
intentional
at least not from
Dana's perspective
it would be a really
weird thing for him to do
and
Bala Muhammad
Palestinian flag
talk the mona
we will
as Bahamondez is
in the checkpoint
let's see
what the chat
has to say
one chat
what do you guys
got on this
and anything else
what's going on
talk to the chat
I just see
booty rash
and I don't know what that means.
So we're going to ignore it because don't care for that.
Don't care for booty rash.
Respect Casey.
Is the pay-per-view broken?
I've been seeing some comments in the chat that some people are having tough times buying it.
I don't have our pay-per-view is working fine.
I have no ability to solve this for you.
So sorry for you.
Guys, how long till the main event?
Well, we are in the feature fight.
So the main event will come along.
and roughly an hour from this point in time, give or take.
Bahamondez is in the cage and Jalen Turner is now making his walk.
He is a little less upbeat, though still, you know, good vibes,
slapping hands, singing whatever his walkout song is.
I cannot hear it.
Anthony Adamo, Jed Watt.
Jed what?
Jed what, Anthony?
Jed what?
Is King Green Good?
a good win or is he washed?
Probably a little bit of both.
I think it's still a good win.
Definitely think King Green is not as best anymore.
But like you said earlier,
King Green is still one of the 25 best lightweights in the world,
which is like the 12th best fighter in most other men's divisions
outside of maybe featherweight and Bannam way in.
I mean, yes, very much.
I've had, I've actually never had a bottle.
Maybe that's untrue.
I've definitely heard about the bottle Coke with a lime
thing before.
I don't remember having it.
I feel like I would.
I mean,
like the Mexican Coke,
like the bottled Mexican Coke is like the best beverage on earth.
So though apparently people really took umbrage with my crispy cream is the pinnacle
of donuts tape.
Really?
Uh, friend of the show,
Brian Campbell came at me.
It was like trash opinion.
I was like,
I,
you eat literal trash.
So why would we judge anything you're saying here?
But,
uh,
maybe I'll try it
I you know
it can't be bad
it's got coke in it
coke's the best
tushie
Jedi tried quitting rugby in school
but my coach said I had the build for it
I was fat and couldn't do hockey instead
hey look
we need props
props are tough to come by
you got to get those big boys
to really anchor you down
I didn't start playing rugby until college
I played I was a
good soccer player
my whole life and wrestled.
And I went to college and
the Rocky Mountains.
Started playing rugby.
Yeah, where's everybody at?
San Fran.
We got the tail of the tape.
These are two large individuals.
The two tall,
both tied for the tallest active U.S.C.
lightweights at 6.3.
Both 63, San Diego.
A lot of Californians here.
Big fellas.
Jaylon Turner, 77 inch reach advantage.
Look, Matthew Galbraith.
I think you're trash.
Costa Rica, Denver.
Your trash, Matthew Galbraith.
Because Krisby Cream is unreal.
Sony Sports Network India Channel
Anthony Adamo I did wrestle
I didn't say I was good at it
But I did wrestle
Crispy cream is trash
It's not trash
It's the best
Of course it's not trash
It is the best
At public you can go
They bring in daily crispy creams
They bring in box like dozens
They're not as good
But you'd still do it
And then there's like 10 seconds in
Like the microwave
Scallin let's go
Scalland all right
Nacho
Wade
Super chat came in from Wade
this is for you
so it'll come up
you can see you in a second
but currently we're getting our
our fighter announcements here
man
Wade has turned out
there's a super chat big fan of what y'all do
Mike what was your thought on AK getting mad at Jed
for saying that's truth about it
Fiziv earlier this week
we talking about BTL when he was on last week
my thought was true
My thought was, okay, I did not expect an actual argument to happen on this show.
I was so caught off guard by his like fire out of nowhere.
AK, he lulls you in and then sometimes he just comes out of you.
You don't know how to deal with him.
It's like every fourth or fifth appearance, AK comes on and just brings it.
Most boring location yet, Birmingham, Alabama.
It's a Michael Jordan played baseball.
I go to Birmingham every year for a golf trip, every single side.
summer. It's not a great place, but it has a special attachment to my heart.
So they are, they have a bunch of courses on the Robert Chin Jones golf course.
All right.
All right.
But let's, let's talk about this fight.
Yeah, 57, 56, 55, 54.
Oh, I mean, chucking them right away, boys.
We're getting right after it.
We love this.
Is it under better?
Oh, let's go.
We love this is an under better.
Just turn a march right across and Bob Mondes is like, bet.
Let's go.
Look at, I mean, these are just not lightways.
They are just not lightways.
Waits.
Oh, Turner lands.
Oh,
Nacho lands.
Notcho with them right.
Oh, Turner.
Inside Turner.
This fight rules already.
We're 30 seconds in.
This is the energy.
Can you feel the vibes just lift up
after what we,
the perfectly quality,
competent fight before this?
Oh, big leg kick.
Good kick from.
I think it is quite fair to say that
more significant strikes.
Harmonis tries to take him down.
He's already shook.
And Dalyterner on top of you is a bad time.
It's a bad time.
Man's very long.
He got long,
shifty arms.
Okay, this isn't great for the underbell.
Oh, here we go.
This isn't great.
Into full guard.
Oh, this is fine, babe.
We're good.
Okay.
All right.
I'm going to,
trying to coach.
Might want to get some separation.
Maybe stand this back out.
Anthony Adamo,
BJ is my favorite fighter of all time.
Habib would beat the hell out of BJ.
the prime versions of them.
I love BJ
but we saw that fight
it was called GSP
he's just way bigger than
BJ and incredibly good at grappling
Bahamundi started some elbows
off of his back
I mean this is getting less good
for your under
as Palm Mondees is really
oh he's about to hit the sweep
oh he tried electric chair him
oh that was that was fun
oh good elbows from the bottom here
Really nice elbows, really making them work for it.
Baumonda is being tricky.
There's not a lot happening right now.
It was fun on the feet.
This is not as fun.
Oh, stand it up.
Oh, we got an arm.
Also, Dalton, there is some delay on what we're watching and what you see for us.
That's just YouTube.
That's how YouTube works.
Oh.
Oh, that triangle's in trying to get it locked in.
Oh, my God.
Oh, Jalen.
Oh, Jalen.
Oh, Jalen, this is so bad.
This is terrible.
Jalen, this is always tapping.
He tapped.
Oh my God.
Jalen Turner.
I mean,
unbelievable.
Smash that under.
I never would have thought it would have come on.
Wow.
I mean,
incredible performance from Bond Mondays.
Nacho.
It's official.
Nacho's ranked dude.
Ranked dude on Tuesday.
229.
Two minutes,
29 seconds.
Round number one.
I mean,
he kept spaying the legs out and Turner kept not square in his hips.
and finally got punished.
What a performance by Baumondez.
I really thought Jalen Turner was getting this one done.
I felt pretty good about Jalen as well.
Because I felt like the grappling was big advice for Jalen,
but I knew this take down.
That's just so bad from Turner.
Dow is so bad from Turner.
Yeah, this is just.
He just dove himself into that
and is not doing any good outcome right now.
And now he's just already locked up.
Ooh, it might be time.
Might be time to get off.
I mean, just might be time for me to.
No way.
You can't.
That's a disappointing performance from Jalen Turner.
Yeah, I assume you just didn't see that coming at all.
I mean, so not in that way.
Like, football homeowners could certainly win.
Didn't think it would just be.
The takedown was just questionable to begin.
Just a bad, just a bad, bad finish return herself.
Doing really good on the, Turner was doing.
Turner was doing well in the feet.
Yeah, tough scenes.
I didn't think.
Great, great performance from Bob Mondes.
Yeah.
I think Turner's ranked like 10 right now.
No, no.
13.
Sorry, he's 13.
So Bob Mondays going to be 13.
Here's the big question, though.
Who's it going to?
Ignatio's got to drop a name here.
Oh, he really should have somebody to call out.
Don't belal it and call off for somebody
who have no chance of getting
Moikano
don't hate it
I don't know that they give him
because they kind of owe Moisano a little bit
I would actually like him calling
a Maricio
Hoofey right now
that would be a fun ass fight
that's just a good ass
fight yeah
that's a good one
yeah
good win
that's great performance
look at his
look at his body
just from like one cake dude
hell of performance man
guys
can't do nothing to take a bad off to
man.
Yeah,
hell yeah.
Lightweights rule.
And that's that.
Lightweights do rule.
Gamrod is the call-out,
says Eric Bo.
Okay.
I mean,
I actually love the game.
That's actually a,
I respect it.
That'd be a great call-out
because no one wants to fight Gamrod.
It's correct.
What a moment it is for Ignacio Baja
Mondays gets it done.
Jen Turner is just significantly bigger than
the Walthory champion,
Blahman.
Yes.
As they're back there talking.
Blahler.
is
yelling at him.
Animatedly talking.
Yeah.
Like,
positive guy.
They're not like,
he's not yelling,
but these security's like,
get out of here.
Like,
let him go.
I wonder if Ball was like,
dude,
come training with me.
Seriously.
Like,
come training me.
We'll get you there.
I just think he might not have it.
Jalen Turner,
because all of his issues
have really been IQ-wise and he just might not have the brain.
Plus 1100.
Yeah,
it was just not a thing.
And now,
now we advance.
Because like look at this.
He's out of trouble and then just for some reason he's postured up
and then postures down into a triangle.
I think it's possible that Jalen Turner just does not have
the mental game for being a high-level mixed martial artist.
A lot of physical tools.
But like the Moikano fight, if he had just tried to finish him, probably could have.
Dude, there are some, there are some bing rips happening outside.
People are partying in the neighborhood.
It's happening.
Might get a little, little CH here.
Some giggles.
That has some potent, promising stuff out there.
It's letting itself be known.
Yeah.
By the way, I missed it.
Did you call anybody out?
Chat, please let me know.
I was not paying attention.
Did he call anybody out, chat?
Yeah, I was getting the munchies.
I mean, I'm really thinking about those mozzarella steak.
now.
Give your boy a Mazzi stick.
That's just ripping through here.
I'm going to close this window.
How about that?
Let's just let it be.
And now we're into the big stuff.
Now we're about to watch Justin Gagey by Raphael DeZib again.
Man, it would be cool if I lost this bet too.
I wouldn't?
I'm actually really in shape.
It would be pretty cool.
I'm in shape for an offer right now, which is not my favorite thing in the world.
We just got to keep this streak alive here.
We got to keep it going.
There's the Zuck, man.
Chairman and CEO of Meadow.
Jamir Gibbs.
And there's Odell.
Yeah, you got a seat back.
I wonder a Volt got out of his chair.
Yeah.
There's Diego Lopez.
Just a giant man.
A man behind him looks like racer.
It might be.
It's clearly not.
No, his hair braided.
That's true.
just got in a fist fight and that dude clearly wasn't
looked just like Turner to BKFC
Nah
I think
they're not gonna fire Jalen Turner
They like him enough
Um
Probably work like
Does he go to Welterway now
Probably worthwhile change it up
Welterway just has a long history of
Lightweights being really successful there
And Jalen Turner should probably try and replicate that
Yeah
But I don't know man like that was just bad fight IQ
Just straight up
Yeah
Oh look there's Gatesy doing doing handsstand pushups
He's doing handstand pushups and backflips before he walks out.
Say good, I do not smoke Cubans.
If I do engage in any sort of that activity, Marlboro Reds, baby.
Like your boy, Carlos Frot.
Got to.
I mean, that's the realness.
Just darts.
Honestly, it's just that's where my parents smoked growing up.
And so.
There's Fiziv.
We're going to see him make the walk for the first time in a long-ass time.
Fun braids.
18 months.
Yeah, like him.
Just lose.
I have a bet on you, so don't.
Also, you're on my fantasy team.
I really need points.
But lose.
Just lose.
I thought you were fighting Gamorot when I drafted you, so.
Lou Turner versus Laul is a fun fight.
Wouldn't hate that at all.
Oh.
Matt, that's a good call.
That is good.
If he is going to go up, I think that would be a really great choice.
I might steal that as by Wildcar pick on onto the next one tomorrow.
A Assassin's Creed shadows.
Okay.
I mean, I enjoy the AC games.
They're all the same, but they do it in different locations.
Yeah.
It's fun.
We're about to watch Justin Gagey fight.
We are.
I believe this will be the first time we've gotten to watch Justin Gagey fight on a watch party.
Joshua Ash, my background does not prevent me from admitting to crimes.
I'm not a licensed lawyer, so I can admit to all crimes.
There's nothing that could be done about it.
Jed has the IQ of a cactus.
Yeah.
I feel like I'm a little better than a cactus.
I mean.
And I'm definitely not man enough to drink whiskey and eat.
I try.
Like I'm trying to get myself to that.
No, I need a little help.
Some, any kind of a cushion needs to be in there.
Yeah.
Even as water, I can pull off whiskey in water.
But I'm just not cool enough to do whiskey meat.
Oh, Jed.
Jed, this is your kind of question.
Who has worse fight IQ and lightweight?
Michael Chandler or Jalen Turner?
It's definitely Jalen Turner.
Michael Chandler has the smarts to cheat.
Jalen Turner could have just like kicked Baham Mondays in the balls.
That's super funny.
That's very funny.
Like if you look at his losses, a lot of them are they're not,
he just wasn't making great choices.
And this one particularly, he put himself in that triangle,
like concern that he just doesn't have the mentality for this.
But he's still young,
And he's still like 28, 29?
Oh, guys, stop the presses.
There's your banner for next week.
Marvin Vittori, Roman Delives, too.
Headlines at the world's mightiest apex.
For the first ever mightiest apex card, this is your main event.
It's as mighty as it gets.
Boy, yikes.
Martin Votory admitting he did not realize he was fighting this Roman is one of the best things.
It makes me so happy.
Like, oh, it's that Roman?
Shit.
Why am I fighting him again?
I thought I was fighting the other dude named Roman.
Fiziv's not even in the top 10 in the UFC's rankings.
Okay.
I mean, it makes sense.
I think he fell off, he just hadn't fought in forever.
He's probably like 11 or 12.
Oh, he's 11.
Okay, maybe if I could just look at the screen a little lower.
Jay, I prefer bourbon and ginger.
That is my drink of choice.
Bourbon and sweet tea if I'm really getting Southern as hell with it.
Mike Heck is a Boston diehard.
How are you feeling about Brad Marshaun getting traded?
Yes, this time.
know shit about hockey and even I was like dude that seems weird what are we doing here huh
barshan is is that dude who every other team what john morgan just confirmed jalen has just
retired i mean how let me confirm that via the old twitter machine oh well yeah that does appear to be
a thing that is happening i would uh fundamentally not believe that that's going to because it's in may
I'm sad after that loss at all.
Like he was joking around with Bala Muhammad.
He seemed, yeah.
So like, it's possible that this was...
You think that's why maybe Bala was getting animated?
He let well know he was retiring.
Maybe.
And maybe it's just like, you know, I don't have it.
This isn't for me.
He, the thing about Jalen Turner, as you talk to him,
he clearly has a lot of other interest focused in life.
And maybe he's just like, yeah, you know what?
You go a little behind the scenes, thanks to the UFC's Instagram.
He's got the hat on, Jed.
Dude, guy with a V in his name and the hat.
He's about to walk.
Good things are going to happen.
Happy trails to you, Jalen Turner, if you are retiring.
I think we must take John Morgan good reporter, good dude.
Don't have any reason to believe that John Morgan would be false reporting shit.
Well, I mean, he probably literally just spoke to him.
Like, yeah, so I'm going to assume that that is in fact real.
Oh, Justin Gagey time.
It's Justin Gagey time.
Happy trails of Jalen Turner.
You're going to go down as one of my bigger misses with how your career rented.
Who's bigger?
Jaylon Turner or Jake Matthews?
Jake Matthews is a bigger one.
Yeah.
Jake Madison is a bigger one.
But.
Meyer Buena Silva.
Jaylen Turner could have gotten there.
We still had time.
That's true.
He just didn't.
But so it goes.
This is one of those weird types of pay-per-view broadcast where the UFCS like waste more time
because these fights are ending really quickly.
Jay can't.
Do you press our finishes?
I'm sorry, I'm talking to chat.
Jay, you can't do Irish whiskey.
It doesn't work.
You've got to be bourbon if you're doing it with sweet tea.
There's too much sugar in the two together.
It works.
Irish whiskey, not going to hit.
Yeah.
Ireland doesn't know what sweet tea is.
Why would you mix their whiskey with your beverages?
And don't drink proper number 12.
Never, still never had it because I've heard nothing but bad things about it.
I pitched a long time ago and I still, I then pitched when we started doing this.
I strongly want to do a MMA product review like segment of just like, all right, let's try the rum.
Let's try the McGregor.
Let's try all the various MMA fighter things and do like a review that got nowhere.
And I was like, can we just do it on air?
Like if I buy the Aljo's rum, can we drink it here?
They're like, no, you can't drink on air.
I was like, well, party poopers.
So I got to figure out a way to do this.
And then I'll have proper 12 and I can give you my true and honest opinion of it.
We did Justin Gage's, or not just like, Dustin Poria's hot sauce, just like poured it down.
Yeah, they'd let you do the hot sauce if we did this, but they're not going to let us apparently drink on air, which.
That's okay.
I mean, I get it.
I'm not happy about it, but I get it.
We're about to see the arrival of the very smiling, very happy.
He's got a, he's got a V in his name and a fun hat.
Can't be defeated.
I genuinely believe Fiziv is the most difficult test for his own of Machachachov if you can find a way to get a title fight.
I thought that for a while.
She's just super athletic, very good defensive wrestler.
Real fast, power in his hands.
I would still certainly pick Mokachev to win, but I think he gives him the best fight at lightweight of the current crop of dudes.
I would still favor Serochian, but Viziv is...
I would love to watch Zizhiv and Surukian fight.
That would be, I'd be very interested.
I'm sure those two have trained together quite a bit over in Thailand,
both wrapped by the great Daniel Rubinstein.
Surely they must have, right?
Yeah, like, I would say they would still fight each other.
I don't think they're like best buds or anything.
Don't Trumbo, yes, because Gaei was the interim lightweight champion.
If Habib was not the champ, he would have held the belt.
Zivvv,
Salute Thomas and two other dudes drinking.
Yes, pregame preview.
I was almost, I mean, I've been on one of those before.
I may end up on one of them again, knock on wood.
Tell them and I will go and maybe they will allow me to buy
Funk Harbor rum.
That's what it's called, which is a really good name, frankly, for rum.
And I'm just genuinely interested in seeing how Aljo's rum is.
Viziv's sixth first round finishes eight wins by knockout.
but fourth most significant body strikes in a lightweight fight at 52.
And he did it against Justin Gagie.
Man tugs.
Man pumps the body a lot.
You sure does.
That was a terrific performance from Fiziv as well.
There are a lot of people who felt he won that fight.
We love Brutus with a super chat.
In your free time, listen to the album,
Hyde by a Turgo.
loopie no i don't know them
m schilling just trust me every track goes hard
a f i'm looking up who a turgo loopie is
it's a musical band per wikipedia
which is terrific way to go uh folk music
okay i can i can mess with some i can party with folk okay
all right if justin loses does he look we love brutus i'll give you a shell i have
frankly i have a four hour drive back to atlanta and
12 hours so
I could do that
Brian K.
asks if Justin Gagie loses
does he also hang them up tonight?
I think not and that is
a change of opinion from the start of the week
talked about a little bit yesterday on the preview show Mike
the way Gachie has carried himself this week
all of his answers like hey
why why did you accept this fight like we know why you're fighting
Dan Hooker why stay on when Hooker falls out and he's like
because I love fighting I just love fighting
and maybe if he gets
brutally knocked out again.
Like he has to really reconsider for his physical health and well-being.
But certainly, you know, if he wins or loses a competitive split decision,
I think not because I think that he just loves this.
I don't think we've got too much longer.
But I do think that he is now at a stage where he's just like,
I love this, I want to enjoy this for as long as I can.
Because in the not too distant future, he will never get to do it again.
And Gachie is a fighter who I don't worry about his after career,
because like, I don't know, you just shouldn't.
But like he is, his fighting style is so unique.
Like he clearly loves fighting in a different kind of a way.
And there's like, he can't train.
There's no, he can't just go to the gym and be like, hey, let's, let's spar and I'll get that same feeling as the way he, the way he fights.
So I think he should, he should go until he really doesn't want to do it,
even a little bit anymore.
Jason says,
hey, guys,
Justin being an underdog
despite the fight
on short notice thoughts.
That's why I bet on Justin
Gehche is because he's an underdog.
And you're still just rolling
when you're with your main car
paper view bets this year.
I think that it makes sense.
Their first fight was extremely competitive.
Many people thought Fizzi have won.
Justin Gehche is two years older
or a year and a half older,
whatever it is,
coming off a devastatingly
brutal knockout loss.
I think it makes sense.
But I desperately hope I'm wrong.
I hope Justin Boops Fiziev.
It would be the best.
And I'll be happy to lose this bet that I have.
I'll even be happy to lose the fantasy points
that I would get from Fiziev here.
One way or the other,
I'm going to make a valiant attempt
at a swing rounds with Justin Gagy
before the year is over.
There are a couple of fighters that I want to do it with.
Gagey is one.
Derek Lewis is another.
Derek Lewis is apparently a big golfer now.
I wish my golf game was in a better shape than it's in right now,
but can't wait to do it.
Yeah.
Mine's coming around a little bit more.
It's just this game,
fucking golf,
man.
This golf is terrible.
I can't hit the ball anymore.
It's terrible.
It's really annoying.
I play with you last year.
I was so good when I played last year.
It was literally like the best I've been playing ever.
And my handicapped steadily.
all the way until September of last year came down.
I was just on the cost of single digits.
And now I'm back to a 13 and I can't,
I can't make contact.
I am lost.
It feels terrible.
The winter break did not do me good.
Security trying to like get in between them,
but then they don't realize these two really like each other.
Yeah,
they don't need it.
Like,
they've been super cool all week.
Yeah.
I mean,
and like,
yeah,
we're going to go in and try and kill each other,
but he's cool.
I like him.
Respect him.
He took the fight,
you know?
like he didn't have to.
I am very curious to see how Raphael Fazeve reacts when he gets kicked in the leg
because you bet your sweet Bibi is going to get kicked in the legs all a bunch.
I didn't think of that at all and that is real.
Like coming off the leg injury and this is Justin Gachie, that could, you know,
maybe I just overlooked that and Justin Gage is going to win and that would make my heart really happy.
It would also be cool.
Justin Gage just started jabbing before the 11th minute of the fight.
This is, hey, listen, we're getting WSOF Justin Gaci tonight.
We're not getting UFC Justin Gagey, although both rock.
I mean, there's no bad version.
Justin Gage is like pizza, sex, and Reese's.
There's no bad one.
You know?
Oh, man.
Come on now.
Dylan, so we're clear.
I said I had a very small bet on King Green and I expected to lose.
The value.
wasn't even there, but...
It seemed like the risk of value there.
I thought it was.
I was incorrect.
But I feel like I was...
A lot of other bets I've given for this week,
you could be more mad at than that one.
Yeah.
There was...
Basically, every other bet,
because I haven't won one yet.
So, here we go.
There were both...
There were two fights that people thought had significant value.
And both...
It's a good question.
There sure wasn't.
Does Faseev jump to three if he wins?
That's where Gachi is.
I think not.
I don't think he will.
Just because he is also coming off sort of a long layoff.
I think what will happen is Gatji will drop a little.
They'll give Porea.
Porea will bump up.
Fiziv will jump to Fah, like probably in the top five, certainly.
And Gathe will drop down a little bit.
I think that's how they end up handling it.
But you never know.
Jalen Turner officially retired.
I know, Dylan.
I'm just hanging fun.
Hey, happy drills.
Bronzetter as well.
Happy trails.
Yep.
I wonder if it's like an Anthony Johnson situation.
He's like, yeah, I already have a plan of doing something else and just was running this out to do it.
He always said he was like a better skateboarder than he was a fighter.
So I've heard.
He's got some deals.
Maybe he's got some deals set up in place.
All right, boys.
Time to lock in.
Jason Herzog.
So you know a single point will not be taken in this fight.
It can't happen.
Man, I really miss shooting the money gun,
but I don't want to shoot it now.
It's too bad you're not going to be able to shoot it at all tonight.
You're going to lose this bad.
You're going to lose the band.
At this point, I'd be comfortable because I don't want to win either of my next two bats.
All right, here we go.
58, 57, 6, 5, 4.
Here we go.
Do we see wrestling gauchy tonight?
first and only take down i believe he's ever attempted of we have a like kick just in jab use your jab
is a very good jab you have one of the better jobs when you throw it you just don't ever do it
a lot of stance switching feeling things out easing our way into it yeah fizzio hasn't fought
he's throwing leg kicks are years oh physio back in a good leg kick oh fizziav with the takedown sort of a right hand
awful leg kick off balance,
Gigi and Fizzy have in top position now.
And Gagy's just terrific.
Oh, big knee from Fiziv.
Oh, and another good news inside from Fis.
Gage's pissed off out.
Oh, leg kick.
Fis catches the leg kick.
Apparently, what a Grammy roll from Gatian.
Gajie, hit him.
Oh, reverse triangle.
No freaking way.
This is,
what is happening?
Oh, nasty elbow.
And now Gaci's having to roll over.
But he's locked in this wonky-ass reverse triangle.
And Fizz is just sitting on his head right now, basically.
This is torture.
I mean, there's no escape.
And Fizz can just sit here and beat the hell out of Gaci's body.
Oh, my God.
This is nuts.
If Fis was more of a submission.
Oh, Gingis out.
Gitch's out.
But that was fun.
Another good knee from Fizz.
I love what Fizzy is doing right now.
Fizz brought a new answer to the low kick.
And it's throw the right hand, catch the kick, and go for it.
All right.
Didn't see that wrinkle coming, but that's fun.
Damn.
Gage's a little, his gunshied a little bit.
I mean, Phiz feeling himself.
Fizz Eve looks so calm.
He always comes out real strong.
And this is no exception.
Man, Gagie looks, this is about a gun shy as I've seen Justin Gage in a long time.
Because he can't go to his leg kicks because he's done it twice and been tackled both times.
his result.
But he still could go.
Also, just jab.
Nice little shab cut.
Jab, upper cut.
Just jab, Justin.
That's what we do.
Get that lead hand going.
Right hand comes up a little short.
Halfway mark.
Good start for Raphael Fiziv.
Very good start.
Fiziv's so focused.
I mean, Pace is really settled in here to very slow.
You feel like Fiziv has been just rewatching the Gaiji fight every day of his life?
because it just kind of seems that way with how excited he was about this.
Fizz is really just looking almost exclusively to counter and Justin's giving him nothing right now.
Fis just wants to throw that right hand when Justin commits to anything.
Nice little tie up here.
A little uppercat from Gaiji.
Get this infighting going good knee from Fiziv.
Really good knee to the body from Fisiv.
And another really good knee to the body from Fizz.
Both guys separate.
Both guys throw big shots.
Both guys come up short.
90 seconds.
Good body kick.
Oh, good left hand from Fiziv.
Oh, another nice body kick from Fiziv.
He's just being a little duck under from Gachie.
I mean, you're going to see a knee from Fizz here, almost certainly.
As soon as they've been getting into this position, he's been working knees to the body.
Gathe was ready for that one.
Hand fighting, head fighting.
Double under.
Gachie's got up against the fence.
Let's see if Gachie can do something in this final 63 seconds.
elbow short little left hand from gaichi oh good right hand on the break on the break from gaichi
he's got 50 seconds to to steal this one let's see yeah he starts from he's something really big here
oh his he slips oh good right hand from just that was the best shot of the fight so far
these right eye is he's right eye does look a little wonky can't tell just looks swole
like a black eye, bruising.
Gachi hits real hard, so that's fair.
He sure does.
20 seconds.
And Gagchi's shooting.
Greci's shooting.
grabs the foot.
Oh, a big right hand from Gachi.
Gagee mixing things in now with the shots here.
Fizib takes a big look at the clock.
He is taking this fight on short notice.
So the question is, Fiziv first round was always going to be his best, I think.
And he gets it.
It's a hell of a fun round right there.
different kind of round 10-9 Fazeve a little bit of blood on Fiziv like maybe the just the bridge right there
10-9 Fiziev certainly I think undeniable great round great great round let's uh see where we go from here
him looking up at the clock makes you feel a little better I wasn't wasn't liking what we're
seeing early on there as a gaichi backer but I
I mean, yeah.
And he's taking some deep breaths in the corner here.
And that, frankly, that pace was not particularly high in the first round.
There's a lot of grappling in that round.
And there's also a lot of not doing things.
But I do love this wrinkle from Fizz.
Every time he throws, I'm going to catch and try and dump him.
This is a mean.
Wild.
The 12 to 6 elbow, I didn't think of that at all.
Bam, that is a beautiful name.
The 12 to 6 elbow to the body from sort of mixed positioning is a really good weapon.
It's a really good addition with that.
Yep, a little wealth on the right eye of his Eve.
A little wealth.
A little well, we're good.
Round two.
Round two.
57, 56, 55.
Gagee back to the center and Justin, just get that jab going, baby.
Get that jab going.
Switching stances.
If he's taking some breaths in here.
He sure is.
Short notice, maybe really is a thing for him.
Yeah.
See if he slows down, but he's breathing.
Oh, good combination.
Oh.
Whose toe is that?
I don't know whose toe that is, but that's gross.
I mean, there's some skin hang.
I mean, yeah, that's just a big chunk of skin is off of it.
Can't tell.
I don't know who that was.
I would say probably.
I was a sneaky left.
Oh, I think that's.
We got a ding ding, ding kick.
I think we went a little low on that kick.
I mean, oh, GGAG8-8-5.
Sure should when Fiziv is maybe getting tired.
You got to keep peddling down here.
You got to go.
Two thousand people who have driven.
joined us. Thank you. Yeah, I mean, no doubt about it. Yeah. Wasn't, I mean, it wasn't hard, but
that wasn't for sure was a Petrosian on Bruno Ferre earlier in the night, but.
Oh, good leg kick.
He's throwing as hard as he can right now. I like the little short jabs to the chest.
Oh, good. Oh, good right. She's a great counter right. Which is evil choppy, choppy, choppy
leg kick there. Yep. Oh, oh, oh, love the rip to the body.
Man, that's one of the things I really like about Fiziv
is he works the body a lot.
He does.
And I just have a huge soft spot in my heart
for people who attack the body.
Gage is the right hand.
Ging a bit.
Bit out one.
Oh, good right from Gaci.
Now Gajie jab to the body.
Fizib comes up short and a leg kick.
Fiziv's slipping a little bit.
There's a lot of a supery
striciness going on.
Oh, Gage, a nice counter hand again.
Oh, good combination.
Let's go, Justin.
Set the tone, boys.
Who's going to set it?
Fiziv just looks so mean.
Seave does look mean.
I am starting to be confident
in saying Fiziv is managing his energy output.
Ooh, a little headkick effort from Fizz, though.
That was a good shot.
It was like right under, right to the armpit of Justin Gachie.
Gage keeps having to adjust his left.
I like the feints from Gaichi.
Oh,
a high hand over the top.
Oh,
a big uppercut.
Ooh,
good little infighting work there from Johnson.
Yeah.
Oh,
what happened there?
I don't know.
He took like a weird step
and looked back at his foot
and Justin almost did.
Oh.
Oh, what a right hand.
Fizz also almost killed him with that.
Oh, good right hand from Gagie.
Gatzy's landing in that chopping right hand
when Fizz ducks down left, but.
Oh, another one.
And I mean,
that's one of Gatji.
signature punches but he's really fine home for that chopping right hand significant strike count
pretty even check that leg kick oh good shot from gaichi he's definitely the i'm like a good right hand
inside oh like the rims the body yeah oh good right hand over the top from gaichi that right hand is
really finding the left side of physio's head a lot gachy the i agree jermaine i think justin is really
starting to get the timing and that's given physio
a lot of problems.
Zeeve is also not a brilliant tactical fighter.
He never has been.
And I like doesn't make a ton of adjustments.
And so if Gaiji can start,
oh,
that was a nice step in knee,
though.
Oh,
do it!
Do it!
That is this point.
Guantine.
Submission first of your career.
Come on, Justin.
If he subs them.
Come on, Justin.
Justin, come on.
I don't think he's doing it.
He's just happy to sit right here.
Oh, he dropped his ass with an uppercut and can't finish him.
Come on, Justin.
I think Trevor's telling him to stand.
Oh, I mean, he should be telling him to stand up right now.
He just dropped his ass with an upby.
Oh, he really wants to sub him.
I mean, look at this uppercut.
That's as clean as you can get one.
Front headlock series.
Just working those old school shots.
Fizzy of up to a foot right hand.
Come on, Justin.
20 seconds.
It's a wobbly legs.
This man doesn't want to be there.
He don't want to be there, Justin.
Come on.
Oh, that's a terrific effort from Viz.
Head kick from Viz.
Back him up, get a little respect.
Six.
Let me clear the cloud web.
Oh.
Dengi just missed that, baby.
Wow.
10-8, Gaci.
It should be.
10-8.
Yeah, 10-8.
19-18, Gagee overall.
I mean, look at this.
That is just.
With the hand behind the head just, oh, get him.
Get him.
That's my boy, Michael.
That was, that was sick.
I mean, he's probably not going to get better for Fiziv,
who I think is clearly slowing down and getting tired
and also just got concussed.
Yes.
And you know Trevor Whitman's just saying everything Justin needs to hear right now.
Oh, come on, Justin.
Let's go, baby.
Crowd going bananas.
Miss America with a tiara and a cash in the front row.
What is happening?
I don't know anything that's happening, man.
Here we go.
Glove touch.
That is true.
I really noticed it.
Why are they not UFC logos on Justin's gloves?
Interesting.
Good little lead left from Justin.
Oh.
And when they collide, it used to be Phiz was getting those knees.
Good left hand from.
Now Justin is putting hooks in upper.
cuts in combination and just, oh, a little spin kick from Viziv.
All right.
Everybody feeling the wheel kick tonight.
Yeah, Maricio Ruffy, just getting everybody on board.
It's inspiring people to start wheeling and dealing, man.
Good jab from Gachie.
Keep jabbing, kid.
Oh, good inside low kick from Fizz.
Fis time trying to put some heat on some shots right now.
Oh, Gachie rips to the body and then comes over.
Oh, upper cup from Gachie.
Like kick from Gachie.
Is that an eye poke?
Yeah, I don't think so.
I think he's just clearing some sweat out of the eye.
Yeah, okay.
I thought Gaci like poked himself for a second.
Oh, big right hand.
Oh, he looks at it again.
Oh, he looks at it from Fizz there.
I thought Gage got a ball.
Oh, Fis.
Ripped to the body.
He is, I mean, he keeps playing with that right eye.
Oh, Fizib, good rip to the, oh.
Fizz is just kicking so much with that left leg now.
Body and hey.
Oh, Gage is not looking very comfortable.
Something is a miss.
Is,
Oh, wait a minute.
I think we're back.
Are you back?
I think we're so back.
Terrific.
I think we're so back.
We're back as 142, 141, 141, 140.
Sorry.
He's slowly pulled ahead in this round.
Yes, he has.
Fizz is, sorry about that.
Fizz was came out early, but sort of slowed down and Gaiti just keeps putting the pressure on him and hitting him a bunch.
Yes.
Fizz is still working that body over.
128, 127, 26, 25.
We are, we're back.
This is just Gachie dog and Fizz out right now, basically, of like, I can go,
harder for longer, be more miserable than you.
Good right hand.
Good right hand from Gaichi.
Okay.
Fizz is, fizz tired.
Good job from Gaichi.
Oh, and into, oh, man.
How do you not finish that double?
Wow.
Fisiv, you are an animal.
Just hang out here, Justin.
I mean, honestly, you're, I mean, you know, you'd never be super confident.
Yeah, this is, it's still a little hairy.
I feel a little better than I did.
Yeah, you should never be super confident, but.
Man, I am really, really close to go.
31.
Oh, good shot from Gaci.
Let's end the round strong, Justin.
Oh, Fiziv with a good rip to the body.
Come on, Justin.
Oh, man.
Come on, Justin.
Oh, head came from Ging from Gingie.
Right on, Justin.
Oh, Gage, don't do it.
Hockey fighting, baby.
Hockey fight.
Point to the ground.
Point to the ground, Justin.
Don't you dare.
Point to the ground, Justin.
Don't you dare.
Oh, good knee from Gigi.
for Viziv.
Oh, he survives.
What a fight.
They got fight of the night,
locked up without question.
29, 27,
Justin Gachie on my scorecard,
baby.
It should be that.
It's going to be 29, 28,
because you know no one's going to give 10.
8.
Man,
if Pereira wins,
I will, in fact,
go over on bets this card,
which is impressive.
Just get it ready.
I'm frigging pumped that that happened.
If I could have
had anything happen this card gachi winning is the one i would have picked let's see if we can keep
this streak alive uh tagra bear gaichi is a hundred percent going in the hall of fame when he retires
there's no doubt about it someone that someone no he just said he just okay okay okay
of him like he's going he's going on his own accord he's going in there they just put him in
with robbie loller in this class right now as an active fighter oh he has four fights that are
Hall of Fame fights.
Like it's nuts.
I'm loading this up with more cash.
I gotta keep building the confidence.
I mean, I don't need
to have cash in my gun because
it'll never be fired.
It's a pacifist weapon. It will never be
fired in anger or any other
emotion. But
way to go.
I'll just make sure.
Let's feel good about it.
Let's have positive vibes. Let's even keep
the streak alive.
Gagey Hooker.
street pay for us.
What a fight.
What a hell of the fight, man.
That was a hell of a fight.
What an effort by Bradfield Viziv on super ass short notice.
Come on, baby.
Come on, Bruce.
Give me what I want to hear.
All three judges.
Give me all three judges.
Come on.
Three rounds.
All three judges.
Come on.
And 28.
Way to freaking go, Gachie.
Unfrigan believable.
Way to freaking go Gucci.
Way to frigging.
go.
That's my boy.
And the
olds keep doing it.
The olds cannot be defeated this year.
Two plus money
bets.
This is terrific.
Joe Rogan doing the right thing.
Let's get them both talking to each other,
putting each other over.
Got the monster can up.
World class.
Gagia gets to play golf tomorrow
with his brother and his dad.
Play golf with us, Justin.
You'll have a great time.
And Gaichi is spending this entire time putting Viziv over, like the class act that he is.
G., proud to be an American.
I do wish that was five rounds because that fight sprained.
But also asking Fizz to do five rounds on 10 days' notices a bit much.
Great fight.
That was a shin right on the forehead.
Right to the face.
He's not lying.
He is the most exciting guy.
I'm number three in the world, the most exciting guy who has ever stepped in there.
So Justin doesn't have.
That's all true.
Those are all true statements.
I mean, that's kind of how you.
That really is it, too.
It's kind of how you have to do the thing.
You guys let Dustin Penae beat Benoit Sandini and get the title fight.
Like, come on, man.
I'm pretty cool too, right?
You are Justin Gachie.
You are.
I would honestly, I do not believe this happen.
I'll give you my Otno right now.
Magic Juan.
Gachey Machachev.
That's next.
Gagy, that fight should have happened
and then Gagy defended the BMF belt
because the UFC basically needed to add some juice to 300
so they did the max fight
gets a big win,
does them a favor,
that would be my booking.
If I could book it,
that's what I would do 100%.
Yes.
And look at my boy.
Call his protest.
What a frigging hero.
Odell Beckham and Patty Pimbley locking horns.
Apparently O'Dell got a seat back.
Edmund Chibon gets...
That's all that.
Shea back there.
Wow.
Eddie.
And now it's booping time.
It's time to boop.
It's time to boop.
Let's go for another suite.
I mean, that would be sick.
Let's go for another sweep.
We'll be 14.0 and 1 if Alex Pereira wins this fight.
I think if Alex Pereira wins, I have to do like a cold plunge for missing literally every bed on the car.
That is.
That's tough.
I think there must be consequences for going over.
This is.
Let me check.
Maybe I made a, look.
Did you make anything?
I might have made a parlay of overs, but I have to see if I actually put that in or not.
Oh, my God.
So not, it's just not been, it's been a bad year in general, did win last week.
So I was like, all right, get momentum.
And now we're just, woof, tough, tough, tough runs thus far.
What is this Novakane movie?
It's a film about a guy who can't feel pain and he goes on a revenge tour of fighting bad guys.
Oh, okay.
It doesn't particularly look good, but I watch everything, so I'm sure I'll see if it see it.
I'm sure it'll be fun.
I'm sure it'll be fun to watch.
As long as it's fun, as long as it's fun.
Is there anybody like really fun in the film?
That dude whose name I don't know is the main guy, but I can't think of his name.
Jermaine, you want Justin versus Islam next?
Justin would get submitted easily.
I mean, yeah, he will, but I still want it.
Because you can say that about literally any fight,
and then they still need to fight them.
So fight.
I've just been around the sport too long to be like,
I don't need to do that fight.
I know what will happen.
A lot of things can happen.
That's literally why we like the sport,
because anything can't happen.
It's true.
Hollyholm kicked around a rousey in the face.
Yes.
Not a lot of people saw that common.
No, they sure did not.
Is there a new climb bet, Chad?
We didn't, you know, for the newbies since we all scurz.
Oh, no, there's no climb bet this week.
We were on the blades thing.
Just decided the M.M.A gods are telling us something.
Push it in next week.
We'll see.
I haven't looked close enough.
See some maybe potential, but we'll see.
Might you can get a couple next week.
If I can find something, got to get, been a while since we've climbed now that Kurt has failed us.
It's time to boop and chew bubble gum and sacred's all out of gum.
It's boop and time.
It is boop and time, Mandoop.
God willing, it's boop in time.
Boop and time from Danbury, Connecticut, over to Las Vegas.
It's a baron of boop.
It is Poetons World, frankly.
It really is.
Poetons World.
I'm very interested in this fight.
Frankly, that's just true.
I'm truly interested in this.
I mean, this is the fight I've wanted for a long time, so I'm glad we're getting here.
I hope it's good.
That's my hope, Mike.
It's good.
I'd like it to be entertaining.
Just such a highlight reel for this, dude.
Oh, and I'm not going to go over, which is nice.
Excellent.
What did you get?
I did have a overparallase of Amanda Limosh, Josh Van,
the overs in those fights, and one of the,
canceled ones.
So the,
so not even like a good price
since we lost the,
not the Curtis Blades fight.
The,
what's the other one?
The Castaneda fight.
So.
You got something.
And that's really,
truly all that matters.
I mean,
for my moral clarity,
yes,
but I'm also about to get
Magromenakalib,
he's going to win.
Yeah.
We'll see.
I mean,
it wouldn't be the most
surprising thing.
I'm telling you, he's going to left hand and just cold him.
And we're all going to be like, what the hell just happened?
We're all going to be so confused.
I mean, that's the second best option.
It's better than the bad option.
Because I think the bad option is how I feel Ankylaif wins.
And it's just in a non-fun fashion.
And that's not good for anybody.
If we go on a post-fight show, 30 minutes, 20 minutes after this fight ends.
So we're talking about.
Johnny Walker on that highlight.
Yeah.
Because Anglive is more fun than he gets credit for.
But boy, when he's...
Angloav is not a boring fighter.
Not been in all great fights, but mostly they're fun.
Outside of Tiago Santos.
That fight was fucking terrible.
I blame Tiago Santos because that's Tiago Santos.
That's not what you said, though.
You have to blame him, though, because he's blameable for everything.
The end of his career was so bad.
I guess end of Z.
Go back.
Go back to Timos now.
Go back to timeline.
Your exact word.
were that fight was terrible and it's all on ankle life i do not blame tago santhos for this i fully blame
magabana incal i don't remember i was a younger i was a different man i was a different man back then
but it's so funny like going through timeline and that's exactly what you said you're like it's not
tago santo's at all i blame it fully i got magabana incalaya well i was probably which you were
completely right i was probably right but i don't know why i was right i didn't i'm going to be honest
i didn't go back and rewatch that fight because because i was bad i was bad i was probably
Because they gave Magamad that fight in order to catapult himself into a title fight.
That was supposed to be a showcase fight and then he turd it all over the world.
Oh, it was so bad.
Come on.
It was the Cyril Gan Jarazini Rosenstrike fight like all over again.
Yeah, it's tough.
Oh, man.
He's such a good booker.
Alex is just really fun to watch too.
Like he's just the most fun guy that's not named Justin Gagee because you either get booted or it's an incredible fight.
Here comes the challenger.
Will the UFC reward putting on a performance like that on short notice, even if you get a loss?
I assume that's going for Fizz in the last fight?
I mean, he's going to get a bonus today.
There's no way that's not going to be fight of the night.
It's going to get a bonus unless this is banger.
I think he's going to get something.
I think he won't be forced to fight.
They'll probably give him.
They'll probably give him the gam,
rematch because that's the fight he wants.
Yeah.
They'll probably just like force Gamrott to take it.
Like yeah,
do the Gamrot fight and like you get them a little bit of credit for being there,
particularly if this is a big if,
but the way Gachy was saying like they offered the fight to a bunch of people and they
all turned it down.
Fizz, you know, being the guy who steps up if other people really were rejecting it,
they'll throw him some sort of a bone, not like a big bone, but yeah.
I'm not going to make him fight Bahamondas or whatever.
No, he's not fighting Joel Alvarez next.
Can you imagine the Baham Mondes?
Bahamondez would be seven inches taller than him.
Jesus Christ.
Because he's 5'8 and Bob Monde is 6'3.
That would be, honestly, now I kind of want that fight to happen because that would be deeply
fun and deeply funny.
They'll give Fiziv like Matush Rabetschki or Mick Debeck Oralby.
I mean, that'd just be tough scenes.
They won't be doing that to him.
No.
No.
Yeah, I bet they'll just give him Gamrod and we'll get to, we'll settle that one.
Especially with how Gamrod like took that win.
Hey man, a win's a win.
Yeah.
Not his fault.
His body held up.
That's my favorite Curtis Blades quote of all time when the Tom Asmel, like, I didn't do anything wrong.
Rob's standing on a chair.
That's funny.
He is in fact standing on a chair.
I mean, that's just what he does.
I mean, get a good view.
At least Marab is not trying to fight a fan in the crowd.
Or Sean O'Malley, who I would guess is there, that we haven't seen him.
I would expect Sean O'Malley to be on the screen multiple times if he was there.
So maybe he's not there.
He wasn't the PI yesterday.
So odd that he'd be in town, but not there.
Maybe he's, maybe he just didn't want to go to the fights.
All right, Ankeloif in the Octagon.
All right.
Well, let's all root for fun.
Let's root for the fight of the year right now.
A quick boobin would just be real fun.
A quick boobin would also be fun because time change is coming, Mike.
So if we get out of here fast.
Do you think Egg Gleaf stand to defense and discipline is good enough to stand with Poetton?
I do not think his defense is particularly encouraging.
It's not like awful.
It's improved over time.
I think it's mostly that he is just,
need not be afraid to stand.
You can't...
Yeah.
You can't give up one avenue of the fight.
Like, you have to be willing to compete even at a loss in a place.
And he's been really durable in his career.
So, like, Poetan can obviously knock out...
I'm going to go ahead and say any human alive.
But, like, he doesn't need to be, like, terrified of getting hit by Poetan with every punch.
To be fair to Jed, Anken Santos was so far back.
Pereira was fighting Bruno Silva on the same card.
And that was a fun fight.
I saw that.
I think somebody dropped that back was like,
on that card,
Alex Pereira is fighting Bruno Silva
and Khalil round trees above him.
And Magnaic Live is main eventing.
It was like,
time changed.
It's fun because on the same timeline video,
we go to that and we're both like,
you know who we're really impressed with?
Alex Pereira with how he fought against Bruno Silva,
like going through adversity,
going the full three rounds.
And then the question went to...
Come on.
Do the Poeton.
The question,
from Maghaman Ankelyev was
which is like, dude, you ain't definitely
ain't getting a title shot too.
Should we throw Alex Burr and there with Sean Strickland
or Derek Brunson like immediately?
That is just a mean
He's doing the poeot on March.
Oh yeah.
And the bow.
He got closer to Ankylaif.
Oh my God.
So he's just like raise a shield.
Like ha!
You don't try to defend that.
Jamal Hill tried to defend it.
It did not go very well.
Jamal tried to cut it off.
I.
We'll give Jamal a lot of shit that I think is deserved.
We'll give him credit.
He made that, he did his job.
He sure did.
He was great enhancement talent.
He was great enhancement talent.
The way he handled himself.
The best term of all time.
It's the best term.
Enhancement talent is such a good term.
Oh, yeah.
The way, because job is just mean and that's now it is.
He was enhancement talent.
He sold the fight great.
He made it interesting.
The way he handled.
though the loss was just putrid,
just terrible handling of the loss.
Wasn't great.
I will say, though,
Jamal Hill over the last six months,
turning it around a little bit.
He's learned from his buddy,
Joachim Buckley.
I mean, we are,
Red Bull at 1230 is diabolical.
Listen, this ain't the end of our night
by any stretching the imagination.
This is basically just the beginning.
The reason I waited to crack this
is because after this,
right here on this very channel,
we will have a post show.
with the two of us doing that whole thing.
Right here.
Then after that, I have a 45 minute to an hour drive back to my parents' place,
at which point I will then have to work because we are working after this.
So writing stories and the like.
So my evening has at least three more hours to it at the bare minimum.
Oh, we're four, we're four and almost five.
So I'm saying three.
In tactfully with daylight saving, he's going to turn into six.
Yeah, so.
It'll be, the sun will be out by the time we go to sleep.
I need some assistance, and that's what this is for.
God, I love Alex Pereira.
Just staring at Dagger.
Oh, my God.
That's, there's a smirk on his face.
That's a difference there.
That's bad for him.
Oh, boy.
Can't be smirking.
Look at that boy.
Dagestan coming to town.
A little rasselin.
Prayer fucking rules.
I can't wait to fire.
out this money gun, dude.
It's going to be terrific.
It'll be great.
I cannot lose this streak to Maghamed Ancolaeuf becoming the late heavyweight champion.
But booping won't do it until morale improves.
Yes.
You guys want to crawl up his nose with this?
It's a great camera shot.
Chama or Ankelai of time.
I'm going with, I would prefer Chama time.
I'm going to stick with the guns I've been sticking with.
And all my other guns have been entirely wrong.
I'm going Magamundankai if.
but the olds.
The olds keep winning.
One thing I noticed at the final faceoff,
prayer is so much bigger than like everybody he fights.
He's a very large human being.
Like it doesn't even look at because he's only an inch taller,
but he just looks so much bigger than Magabana and Goliath.
I'm trying to look at a quote,
senior citizens,
the dumb and dumber senior citizens quote,
Hey guys,
this is senior citizens,
although slow and dangerous behind the,
wheel can still serve purpose.
That's what we're learning tonight.
Just that just popped in my head.
I just got robbed by a sweet little old lady on a motorized car.
I didn't even see it coming.
I genuinely think that's one of the three funniest movies.
I love that.
I've seen that movie a billion times.
It's true what they say, senior citizens, though slow, dangerous behind the wheel.
I'm sorry, sir, I don't.
What do you mind watching all my stuff?
Will I go break a dollar?
Of course
Oh my God
Big Gulp's eh
Well alright
All right
Well see you later
It's just so good
Pete
The blind kid
He's just like
I mean marbles
I've seen that movie a hundred times
And the hairy I took care of it
It is
The funniest scene
I took care of it
You sold my dead burn to a blind kid?
Pete didn't even have a head.
Harry, he didn't have a head.
Harry took care of it.
Oh my God, dude.
The Farley brothers were on fire.
That kingpin, dude.
Do you ever see Kingpin?
Of course.
Oh, my God.
That is just so good.
Meen face poton right now.
Oh my gosh.
Man.
We landed on the moon.
No way
Oh
Man I'm like
I'm pretty pumped about this one
Of course no one wants him to win
The UFC doesn't want him to win
The fans don't want him to win
I don't even want him to win a bet on him
I've been believing in him for 10 years
I'm like I'd be cooler if prayer won
Man the chat as expected
firmly team Poetan
chat
Not interested
whatsoever in an alkali of win.
Is there any way people
will be interested in this?
If he kills him.
Yeah, I think that's really the only way.
There's even an ounce of lay and prey
this building is just going to its ass off.
Like in a belliteration, yeah.
Mark Goddard will be a hero for every
standup if it gets to that point.
That would be deeply funny if Mark Goddard just
This fight is upset vibes.
The Poetan bubble bursts tonight
Anky Live has been the rifle champ and beat Yon.
I would love to hear Dana promote his champ
if it's Ankleyev.
Look, man, no one's denying.
So sad.
No one is denying.
You just have all champions he doesn't want.
No one's denying that Magamund Ankyv is good.
Like, he's very good.
He's probably the best fighter in this division.
Good point.
No gold gloves.
I guess the gold gloves are part of the new gloves, though.
We're back to the old gloves.
I'm back to the old gloves.
So I still want to know why Justin Gachie's gloves.
That is black and no, you have to see a gold glove.
that they ran out of prepared ones.
Yeah, maybe.
And I had to just...
God, Pereira is so big, man.
All right, boys.
God bless.
All right.
Commentators are fired up.
Oh, I do have a bet on fight ends by COO.
So if Pereer Kaosom just ends either way...
You get to fire the gun.
I still won't lose.
You get to fire the gun.
I will lose money, but I won't lose.
All right.
You will get to fire the gun at Pereer boops them.
So that's good.
Man.
Thanks, Fandul.
appreciate that one.
I forgot to,
damn it,
I forgot,
56, 55,
554,
53, 52.
I forgot to put in...
49, 48,
37.
I forgot to put in
the fight ends
last minute of a round.
Oh,
so friggin pissed.
Well,
let's hope it doesn't happen then.
Uncle I have immediately
doing the thing we talked about earlier
with the guy who needs to
graph,
just backs up.
Perre already landed up a hard leg kick.
Ankle I did not check that one.
Or that one.
That was another hard one.
Loopy right hook from From Monk getting nowhere.
The prayer short time.
Oh, prayer's got them biting right now.
I got a good bite on that.
Just feeling each other out for this first minute, really.
Getting a sense of things.
Another hard leg kick.
That was another hard leg kick.
It's been about a minute.
And Uncle I have to even pretend to shoot, which is bad.
Yep.
Four hard like kicks.
Chances.
We already get some redness on the calf already.
A little bit of redness on that right calf.
And also,
Angoliath has done nothing.
No.
No activity from Angoliath thus far.
Another hard leg kick.
He's trying to counter on the leg.
That time he tried and was deeply behind the timing of that.
Oh, leg kick of his own.
Perere checked that one.
It looked like though.
Like at least half checked it.
All right.
Inkleav avoided that one.
So that's good.
Still not even the particular.
tend of
I just kind of
threw a leg kick out there
just just touched him
just wanted to see where he is
my god
really not a ton
in and not a ton
half a hard leg kick
nice answer
from Akeliath
that was good
oh
we guess lots of stand switching
from Pereira
ankle life's starting to move forward
a little bit
he's getting Pereira now
backed up
I think that's obviously
like theoretically
the wrestling time
good leg kick
from the champion
Yeah.
Burr, try to right hand of the body,
comes up a little short,
about halfway through round one.
Ou, Pereira.
Angthor's a high kick.
Prayers saw coming.
Uncle's footwork is better
than I've seen a lot of his fights.
He tends to get inside foot position
in these open stance battles,
which I don't think you want,
but he's doing a better job of keeping
relatively parallel
to getting outside position at some points.
We'll kick to the back.
to the hammy.
Yeah.
I mean,
three minutes and truly
just some kicks
both ways are happening.
That's really all this is.
Just neither man
committing to any serious offense.
And Alclyev lulling him
to a false sense of security
with- Oh,
head kick for Pereira.
Anclype did get an arm up,
so he blocked.
Oh, the wheels.
People are wheeling and dealing today.
Now that their leg kick.
from Pereira.
Fallen short
that left hand
he's inside again.
His right leg
looks like a candy cane
right now.
Oh, good little jab
to the body from Ongk.
Oh,
tried the over left.
Shama chance,
very loud and proud
here in Las Vegas.
I mean,
Pereira has to be thrilled
with how this round is going.
Argoev is
not presenting
any real offense
or trying to grapple him.
Like a kick from Michael.
Live.
Decent inside,
low kick from another sneaky ass calf kick from Pereira.
It's really good at timing that win.
Another one.
That was right on the knee.
Kick to the body.
Like kick.
So it doesn't appear that Uncle Alia's plan is to try in box.
That's not a great plan, Mike.
I'm just going to let him wear me down with leg kicks.
I'm just going to get him tired with him kicking me in the leg.
It's a bad plan until it's a great plan, I suppose.
That's true.
14 leg strikes landed for Pereira
Make that 15
Oh finally an attempt
And immediately gets the hips to a double
But can't connect
And Pereira defends
That is really good work from Pereira
Because I thought that was going on a ride
I mean he got the hips elevated
And Pereira still just said no
I don't really think that you should shoot
For a take down seven seconds left in the round personally
I think you should give yourself
Some opportunity to do something
thing, but.
All right,
round one in the books,
about as clear of a 10-9 Pereira
as you're going to get.
Pretty clearly an Alex Pereira round.
But just not much happening there.
Very interesting choice of,
uh,
I don't know,
maybe just one.
Maybe this is a Peartre-Yonish type around
or he's just trying to gather some info.
Getting Intel.
We're making reeds.
Making breeds.
Want to make sure Jed can fire off two guns,
two guns here.
We're lulling him in.
And the false sense of security.
Then when he thinks that I won't wrestle,
boom,
hit him with the dollar.
just breathe just breathe I mean that couldn't have been the plan for
uncle live because he didn't do anything good like he didn't get knocked out so I
guess that's good but he didn't there was no like oh he threw a bunch of kicks and
worked the body to play a long game he threw like 20 total strikes landed some of them
failed in his one takedown attempt which came with 15 seconds left like
None of that is what you build on.
So see if he brings a little more to the table here.
All right.
There's a great round for Pereira.
56.
Right across to start this round.
55, 54.
There we go.
Right across cutting the cage, a little more body jab.
More aggressive.
This is interesting.
Another leg kick in Pereira.
Anglive getting in his face now, like really trying to close this space.
I think this is a better strategy.
I think he's going to be shooting.
Until he gets booted.
Within the next 20 seconds.
kind of punch his way into the shot.
A little switch stances from Anclyev already
because his front leg has been hit 18 times.
Good knee from Pereira.
Nice little knee putting that in there
makes sure Uncleyev understands.
I've losing the footwork battle here.
Yep.
Oh, Perrier's is inching, inching.
Oh, I've really wants to throw his counter.
Oh, that was a nice little.
Nice little front kick.
That was nice.
from the challenger
or goes back to the well after
success
oh
Pereira just missed
that thing snuck through a little bit
oh good body kick from Ancolaev
all right you want to kick me
I'll kick you back sir
I think that was like one of the first
punch attempts from Alex Pere
in this entire fight
doesn't need to
there's just a jab
keep kicking him in the ledge
why don't I punch him
why don't punch him
I'll just keep kicking him
eventually he'll present his face
for me to punch
Oh, I thought he was going to try a little back fist.
Just giving him something to think about.
Don't close this face, Alex.
I'll put weapons in you.
Bury comes up short on a jab.
Trying to parry down and then get that jab just right over the alley.
There's a jab.
Another one gets out of the way of any big return from Angolaief.
Angolaev comes up short at the right, but he's getting a little more aggressive.
I like it and see if Perry can sneak in another one of those calf kicks.
I'm not seeing a bunch.
Oh, I thought he got thrown right there.
There is one.
There it is right there.
What might have been checked.
Another one.
That one was not.
McLeave looks a little slow in his reactions.
Pereira, a nice left hand to the chest.
I'm glad I was trying to back prayer up, but every time he does get back,
prayer just punches his way off the fence.
Yep.
Now I'm glad he doesn't have a response to that yet or ever.
Oh, it was high again.
Oh, nice little.
Oh!
And Goliath.
From Ankleyev gets prayer backing up.
Oh, Uncle Ayiv's just going to go out in his shield, I guess.
I don't know if Pereira is like hurt, but he's backing up a lot there.
He's giving ground.
I think he's ready for that.
And that came out of nowhere, Uncle I have just salted him with a good left hand.
And now Uncleav, a little hunting just coming forward.
He's close.
Might get him dead.
Oh, good counter-righting.
hook that's on oh he's called oh uppercut oh Pereira right now we're getting themselves a little fight here
oh another left hand ock's shooting that sort of stepping left through all right now i thought
per i thought prayer was cruising to a 2018 but ankle i was like no no no no get in here mix it all right
make a fist fight he lulled him all of a sudden the fist fight happened in here we were having a little
kicking competition and now's fist fight but uncle is not committed anymore to the
best offense he had of the night.
Yep.
Whatever if he was just like thrown off that he didn't knock him out
because you would have knocked out pretty much anybody else in the division
with that shot.
He just doesn't want to get too aggressive because of the catastrophic consequences.
I mean,
almost got the left hand home again that time.
Good calf kick from Pereira.
I mean, Perra just keeps chopping that leg down.
Oh, another one.
But he had a lot of land in a nice left, yep.
That's the thing.
That counter left is.
Oh.
Oh, good right.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Good right head.
Uncle I have just getting in his face now.
He is throwing.
I give him that.
He's not landing a bunch.
Not afraid.
Paralli,
a nice right hand in that exchange.
He's clean.
An Ankeliah ate it like a champ.
So he's got a good chin, man.
Like,
Poetan can obviously hurt and kill anybody, but.
Ten seconds.
Let's see.
I mean, a big shot here in this next.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh, Pereira's okay.
He put a shot into Pereira, though.
10-9, Ancolaev.
Yep, he stole it.
Starting to just come in with a longer left.
And, I mean, he buckled the knees for a minute there.
Yeah, that was a good shot.
Okay.
All right.
Uncle, let's go, baby.
If we're going to make it fun, that'll be fun.
Just like this stepping left.
That's it.
Just this stepping left, just committing.
That was very, that was un-
Pereira like.
Because Pereira does leave his hands sort of out in
no man's land occasionally.
And that's it.
Just, I mean, got jawed.
Yeah, kind of got some respect.
That was a big moment for Angola.
Not got a little respect.
Get in there.
Get fist fighting.
I mean, Uncle Ayiv needs to get in his face.
And sure, you might die as a result of that as a hard thing to do.
But you're having no success play in this sort of pity pack game on the outside.
Get in there.
Give him the.
left round three
well fight broke out
Mike we got some action
happening we're off
round three
I'll have the fast hands
early moving them a lot
good front coach prayer is just trying to stand
his ground right now he is very
much he's like I can't go backwards
yeah he's trying not to go backwards
and that he's succeeding in that
thus far I believe his corner
is out of him like you got to go after him a little
anymore.
Now he's got him
back it up a little bit.
I wouldn't go save by the bell.
That was a little aggressive, Tracy.
It's a bit much.
Just dominated that second round.
You did win it.
Again, we're being a little
exciting.
I mean, we got to remember
who manages both these guys.
Good jab from Uncle I have coming in.
Here's the thing too.
If he can just keep doing this in the fourth round,
maybe he just decides it's time to wrestle.
Let's put some salt.
you know, salt away some rounds.
At any point, he's shot one time
at the very end of the first round.
Yeah.
Uncle, I have the betting favorite.
I don't, ooh, this should just be dead even right now
because it's a dead even fist fight.
They're just kicking each other.
Yeah, we're back to each other.
But Pereira's going backwards.
It's not great.
I'm starting to really have success
with that front kick to the body.
Just moving Pereira back with it.
Because he feels like Pereer's not trying to like,
challenge him with anything with his fist.
Perra is really not punching a lot.
Yeah, this is interesting.
At some point he will and that will be bad.
Other calf kick.
Oh, he tried to shoot the left that time Pereira slipped out.
They landed a little jab.
Might be falling a little too in love with shooting the left.
Good leg kick.
Oh, now he's a, oh, boy.
Really good.
He just ate a big elbow.
Really good shift and pivot off from Pereira
to avoid that even remotely happening for him.
Another leg kick from Pereira.
kick him landing a lot of them
uncle have kicks him back
kicks him again
I mean honestly
true to his word
uncle I'm glad
standing up with him
said he was going to
don't think it's a good plan
but
having plenty of success doing it
over two and a half ounces plus money
and under two and a half ounces plus money
that can't be true
that seems odd
that was a mistake must have been made
yeah
good jab from the challenge air
they're in close in prayer
and prayers.
And they're staying in boxing range
and Pereira is not shooting his right.
That's another good light kick.
Now he keeps kicking a whole bunch.
He's just sort of walking right through him now.
And just be like, fuck it.
Ooh.
Oh, good knee to the body from Ankelya.
Yeah, both guys landed in that exchange.
Oh, really good pivot off the fence from Pereira.
Oh, shoots the right hand.
Oh, nice little trip.
Oh, Pereira got him a little bit.
That right hand on the break was.
Nice.
Good jab for Mock.
Jabbs, he's closing the deal.
Oh, Perera!
Honestly, that was really good defense from Uncle I have always.
Uncle I have his getting back more now.
And when he does, Perra now starts just fighting.
When he gets his back against the wall,
Pereira starting to shoot a lot more.
Most leg kicks landed in a fight for Alex Pereira.
Remember when we were told that he checked leg kicks better?
Sure.
Okay.
I mean, he definitely checks him better than improved, but still a real point.
player here.
Yeah.
Oh.
Perre's starting to punch more.
So this is,
this could get interesting.
I'm not playing a home yet,
but at some point,
you know,
the nuclear weapon will go off.
Margot is really getting him
back against the fence now.
Oh, good right again.
Good jab there.
Pereira just trying to fight his way off the fence.
Maguire not giving him an inch now.
Just saying no.
Keep your back here, sir.
That's,
it's hard to fight off the back foot like this,
man.
I honestly,
I think Pereira is winning this round.
I think so too, but it is.
It's not by a lot.
Massive amount of confidence in it.
Oh, I like the little flip head kick right there.
Leg kick comes up a little short.
I mean, it's, it's, it's,
ankle life could still steal it if he lands a big shot in the next five seconds.
One big punch could take the round right now.
And it's not going to happen.
Yeah, 109 Pereira.
2.1 Pereira thus far.
Yeah, this is, uh,
it's an interesting fight
I love the translation
where's the chair right now
the yelling
I don't think you want the chair
just keep standing
a little games and ship
put a little ice on that leg
yep
they want him countering
they want him backing prayer up
and then countering
when Pereira throws against the cage
which is pretty good strategy
I mean he just
just start fist fighting him man
that's where you need to be
two on Hank
Joseph Boaz's
I've seen a couple of them
I don't agree with the scorecards
I've not been terrific
but it's close
I don't hate it
round is close
but I think prayer did more
Angroye was just the one
advancing I do think prayer landed more
yeah dove
so you chip the legs
old too much and there
but I mean this is
if if Angolive
get to take down now
we're great
and that's the thing
I think there's a worthy
John Belhovic is this and we're in the championship rounds
and now it's time to start
start doing this.
I won one of the first three rounds
and just try and close it down.
But,
I mean, Pereira working a strong overhope game
against the fence.
Oh, you had a window there for a trip.
Oh, oh, good balance, Alex.
I see people saying that Pereira got hurt with the right hand.
In that round?
Was in the third?
Like hurt.
I didn't see it, but,
no, it could have happened.
I think he just got hurt.
head and he like stumbled like slipped a little bit.
We're clinch-fighting now.
Yeah.
Like he got hurt in the second round.
Like he got hurt for real in the second round.
Oh,
Anglive now changing.
Oh, no,
back up to the top.
Pereira doing a really good job of defensive wrestling against defense.
Not getting off as easily as he did last round
when he was really just turning and spinning out brilliantly.
I would guess that some of that's fatigue and some of that is just on
Uncleyev being a little more committed to trying to keep this position.
Zem Sadikoff has this fight scored 3027 for Magam and Kalayaf.
That seems suspicious.
Seems like the weirdest scorecard I've ever seen.
Crowd booing.
I mean, they're definitely going to boo.
This is, oh, now finally.
Oh, good left hand on the break, though, from Uncle Live.
And then right back into the hips.
Just start suffocating him is going to be the game plan, working some shots in here.
I mean, this is a smart strategy, man.
You're not going to win a lot of fans, but this is smart if you want to win the fight and win the bell.
Prayer peeled out, Aunt gave him a left hand immediately and then dove right back on him.
Just make him work.
3-0 is insane, Lucas.
It is insane.
Yeah, that's a terrible card.
Like, Nazim Sadikoff, you're a fun fighter, but you should probably not score fights.
Until we see that all three judges agree with that.
Just Christ.
Goddard is.
telling him to get to work.
Tries to change his level.
Pereira's doing a really good job
of just hand fighting,
not letting Magamide get his
get his mitts connected.
Yep.
I think Goddard might separate him in a moment.
I would be comfortable with the separation at this point.
You've given him plenty of time to work.
Not.
Crowd is not happy.
He's doing some work here, certainly,
but.
There's punches being late.
That was a good knee from Pereira, yeah.
Good knee from Alex against the fence.
I mean, this is a grueling way
of engaging a friend.
fight just tucked in here.
Breaks it up.
That's a break.
I'm comfortable with that, Goddard.
I think that's a fine.
You think a Galev just goes right back to it?
I think he's just going to keep pressuring,
looking for a punch and then getting in good.
And honestly,
lands a good left hand there.
Not like amazingly powerful,
but gets him.
Good jab by Pereira.
Good leg kick.
The champ,
trying to flick a question mark kick up there.
Pereira is slow down for sure.
Yes.
I mean,
it's really.
tough to just fight moving backwards and he's
mostly moved backwards this whole
fight. Oh, really tried
to swing that loopy way, hand from Ock
nice body kick.
I mean, I do think Perre is
slowing down a touch more than
without a question. Oh, good.
I mean, doing a really good job of getting
his hip back, getting that overhook.
Yeah.
We got the boo birds flying. I mean, Dan's going to
hate it if the next six minutes
or this, not going to be. This is what it's going to be.
This is what's going to be.
I mean, Pereira is shown really.
I mean, he always has, or not always,
but he's shown mostly good takedown defense.
Ooh, avoided the trip there from Ock.
Yep.
I'm trying to work to a single.
That's not a game.
Just, I mean,
Uncle is just keeping good head position here,
keeping him tucked in,
chipping small shots, nothing major,
decent knee.
You need more of those if you're Alex,
or you need to find a way to clear and get out.
I don't know I was just ahead is living
in Alex's jaw line.
Yep.
Good knees from both sides.
Both sides, yep.
A little uppercut.
Alex has a chance to do something real nice on this break.
Oh, let's see.
Oh, Uncle, I have repummeled, got the arm, took it away from him.
Yeah.
It was a tough, tough fight.
This round is, and Alex doesn't look like he's having a fun time now.
No.
Because he's not, because this is miserable.
Good knee.
Good, good little left hook, good knees.
Good knees.
Good inside.
Oh!
Nice little trip there at the bottom.
Wow.
Oh, all right.
2-2 heading into the championship round.
Yeah, 2-2 for me.
I mean, this, uh, body's out for this is certainly not the most exciting fight, but
tactical, I'm having a good time, right?
It's not, it's not at all the co-made event, but it's tense, five minutes left.
It's very, just a very interesting approach from Alex Pereira.
Like, I, yeah.
It just is.
I would love his post-fight.
stuff is going to be very interesting.
I mean, honestly, and this is, I'm going to say this because I was saying it beforehand,
I could totally be wrong and just talking to my ass.
Feels like he's fighting like a dude who's, this is his fourth fight in 11 months, you know,
like a little bit of burnout, not pulling the trigger as quickly, it's just not firing on
all cylinders.
Yeah, could be.
And that's, but he's got five minutes and I think most people should have this tied up.
So very possible that he still retains.
his belt.
If he's been saving his energy for this final five,
now's the time to do it.
Guys,
I am having a good time.
I'm not having the best time.
I'm not trying to tell you this rocks,
but like I'm never,
I'll probably watch this fight one more time.
I'm not going to go rewatch it a bunch,
but it's interesting.
Like,
interesting things are occurring,
even if they're not the most exciting.
Ooh,
good leg kick.
Alex needs to get back to that.
Really fell off with that last.
Uncle I have a big betting favorite.
I would,
because they saw that fourth round and they're like,
I mean, I guess, but, yeah, just up.
Oh, good right hand from Ock.
Pereira, the one closing the space down now,
really wants to be the advancing party.
Think that's very good idea.
This is it.
Title's on the friggin' line here.
The next four minutes.
You have four minutes to do something.
Amon's a hobby also has it 3-1, Uncle I have,
which I just don't agree with.
We have Terrence McKin'clock.
We got a Justin Gagee tweet in the mate of it.
Justin Gage got that dog in him.
Oh, Pereira's really got Uncle I've closed up.
Oh, good left hand for Pereira.
This is where he kills you.
So Aunt needs to do something better than just fall into the trap.
But like one takedown could be ballgame for Uncle I have.
You think you might be a little.
I think one battle against the fence and it's ballgame.
That certainly you'd help.
If he gets on top, I think the fight's just over.
So if I were him, I would maybe at least attempt that.
You might look to do that.
his corner might also be telling him that he's up three run and just like don't do that take any risks
that'd be the worst cornering of all time yeah because like i mean three minutes neither dude has
done anything i am i'm stunned by what we're seeing from alex perr right now i mean i genuinely
think it's just he's been fighting a lot and so this is sort of one of those things
but uncle i've needs to put a stamp on it by no means is this fight this
This fight is up four grabs of three minutes to play.
One big punch wins this round.
I mean, just some consistent offense.
Like, he's not punching.
Just occasionally kicking the feats and waiting.
Oh, good head kick.
Oh, interesting.
He's got an ankle eye back it up here.
Might have caught him with that.
I don't think he hadn't heard him, but ankle left didn't like it.
He's got him back it up.
Why are you shooting?
Oh, good left hand Frank down the middle.
Why are you shooting?
Two minutes like shoot.
I'm stunning and shoot after that.
How is your corner not losing its mind telling you to shoot?
And my prayer didn't like keep moving forward and throwing.
He tried to put something on.
He had a little bit of momentum there.
Yeah.
Now,
now,
Hank's trying to advance.
I mean,
Angolive should,
he won the last round by just clinch paddling.
He hasn't remotely gone back to it here.
Two minutes and still all the playful voice.
This is getting tense down the way.
And he's going up against the fence.
I mean, Arclayev has got to do something to establish himself
or this might slip away from.
Was Perra?
Oh, good jab by Pereira.
Come on.
Where is the urgency from either man?
I know.
What is going on here?
Neither man showing any.
Oh, good job by Pereira.
As Ariris shifted right into it.
Head kicked by Pereira.
Oh, good left hand.
Now he's.
Now he's there.
Oh.
Peri is on.
What an effort, Pereira.
What an effort to keep your feet there.
Hank's going to have to do more than this to win, though.
I mean, this was too little too late in this thing.
Anka, you needed to do this earlier.
Oh, no, I always gets back.
Now he's hit to the rear waistlock.
He's still got to do something with it.
But Pereira is immediately breaking those hands and had done so.
Now he's going to re-grip again for-inal minute.
Again, prayer breaks.
Uncle, I have reshoots.
Uncle, I have trying to get this take down.
This is going to be huge.
Can't get him down.
and you got those feet tied get that tag standing there then this should be a takedown prayer just won't go down man
the champ but this ain't gonna score ain't gonna have any points it's not i mean oh there's a window there
but now you need to bail you got 30 seconds to make a statement this ain't the statement no i think
prayer is winning this round i agree if ock doesn't do anything else prayer is going to win this round
to get the worst outcome close decision that we go to yep throw an elbow for do something oh this is this
is the worst possible i'm giving it to perera but like it's just a three what a tough end of the card man
three two alex for me it's my visual scorecard same probably going to splitty yeah based on other people
thinking it's three one to me it's pretty clearly three two Alex i don't go i just did nothing in the
fifth round yeah which is he had the momentum
going into that round.
If he had just done that, what he did at the end the whole time, I think we're hearing
Ann New, but, oh, man, I got to tell you, if I don't, either way, I do not want to see a rematch.
If Angoliath loses this one, he's going to think about it for the rest of his life.
You have five minutes where you just need to try and do something, and he did nothing.
Let's see.
I'm seeing, a lot of our team is calling it, Uncle I have.
I mean, I don't know, man.
I don't know.
I don't think whatever the scores are or robbery, but wow.
I really surprised that this was one of the least fun fights.
Live odds favor Ankaa very slightly.
Yeah.
I think Pereira wins, man, but I mean.
Sheesh.
Perr wins.
The tough thing is I do think Angoli have landed the best strikes of the evening.
Of the fight.
With that second round where he really actually hurt him, but just you got to try.
like all the play for in the final round and you just like frankly not at a day
his face tried let's look at danis face see if he's happy or not you got like a smirk on his
face but that could mean a lot of things coming from a boston guy we're getting some time
splitty coming yeah we're definitely getting to splitty man to be a tough ass for both dudes like
whoever wins that fifth round and wins this fight they shouldn't feel good about themselves
both guys left a lot out there to be done in the fifth round.
Joe Rogan looking confused.
Oh shit.
Dana's face doesn't look particularly happy.
Oh, no.
I mean, I don't want to read too much into it,
but Dana's face don't look too happy, boys.
He is fucking living.
And he's standing behind Uncle I have.
He is mad.
He doesn't look happy.
We could be wrong.
Maybe he's poker face.
Alex doesn't look happy.
Oh, that's incredible.
I have 49 40 so UD yeah it's ankle IF and new I don't go over so I guess shoot
this is like the saddest gun this ever happened oh um I do like that I was right seven years ago
when I said this guy is going to be the champion but yeah just a oh I don't I mean I don't
I hate the decision, frankly.
I think it's fine.
It's fine, but it's just...
I don't think either way is a robbery.
49, 47 or 46, I don't like.
I was like, where's Ali?
He's going to get in the camera shot?
There he is.
It's what he does.
John Jones is a sad man right now.
I mean, yeah, I mean,
even Pereira wedding,
it's just like the same kind of reaction.
Just like, that was a fight that took place.
Jose and the slacks,
Dana looks sad, looking at the scorecards.
We agree.
That's when we knew what was.
happening.
Yeah.
I mean,
that's everything you
needed to know.
Dana is clearly
not that pumped.
The press conference
is not going to be
good.
Remember when we were
asked the question?
So Casey,
so Casey nails it.
Casey nailed the prediction.
He said it was
going to be a terrible
fight.
It was,
I wouldn't say it was a
terrible fight,
but it was not a good fight.
Do you want to see
rematch to this fight?
I'm fine with it.
Again,
like,
this wasn't a fun fight.
I think they're the
two best light
heavyweights in the world.
you know that I never
want an immediate rematch
for anybody ever
but there are worse things you can do
yeah
if Pereira wants you have to give it to him
I would also be equally comfortable with Alex
like hey man I'm just gonna go up to heavyweight
yeah I've done this
you know congrats to him
we go up to heavyweight
Hank did live in the best punches of this fight
that thing like
and that Angolaev
did do that
and he won a fight
while almost exclusively standing with Alex
which we all said was
crazy, but I guess he did pull that off, but yeah, new champ.
Congratulations, Tomogman, Anka-Live.
I think they're going to end.
Yeah.
So I think Alex, again, I think Alex didn't give his best performance.
No.
And so I think he was like, I'm going to take a little time.
We can run it back later.
See what Pereira has to say.
Spirit of justice, that's correct.
Not a robbery.
Maybe not a great decision.
I don't agree with it.
Not a robbery.
4946 seems pretty wild
yeah
uh sal the amato gave
agabed ankle i at the last four rounds
okay uh everybody gave alice prayer round one
i feel like you have to give him round one
uh mike bell and derrick
every judge gave ankle i have two three and four
bell and cleary gave prayer round five
phezor finkel yes was a fine fight
i mean a lot of people
here being like octon do anything i'm not here to argue that i did a lot
alex didn't do much either right like they Alex gave Alex they both were just
Alex let that happen right man um that last round being the way it was one great the boop the boop
did not happen which i'm sad about first loss of the year that's a tough way to go to yeah it's just
the worst way to go and i mean again alex just didn't really look like himself yeah he didn't have his
fastball.
And that's why
fighting's hard.
Guys,
it's why I say it.
It's really hard to have your
fastball a bunch
in a row.
This is actually,
man.
All right,
good question.
Like I don't know
if you could guess
this,
the comments.
Not happy.
I have a feeling
that's going to be a trend
for the rest of
Magam and Goli have a lot.
Maraub,
Balal,
and Uncle I
are all champs right now.
Dana's just
Brer just keeping it.
Mehta, you could be right.
It could be that he's neutralized.
I am less believing that that's the case, but we'll never really know.
But there's the new champ, walking it off.
El Campion del Mundo.
Yeah, I kind of feel like the comment sections for the next few days are going to look very similar to this.
And I have a feeling that Dana White is not going to have kind things to say about the fight and about Enka Lives win.
I mean, his face told the story.
You knew immediately.
Dana doesn't have a poker face in that situation.
As soon as he talked to Bruce Buffer.
Yeah, as soon as he talked to Bruce Buffer, he was like, oh, shit.
Yeah.
You just saw his heartbreak.
It's like that episode of The Simpsons when Lisa like yelled at Ralph Wiggum and Bart's like,
if you go in slow mo, you can actually see the exact moment where his heart breaks.
And boom, there it was.
So there we go.
Magamette Ankelyev.
You shouldn't show this upcoming schedule.
Yeah, I mean, look, we just got to get through next week.
And then, like, London's always kind of fun.
London's good.
Mexico is okay.
It'll be fun, but it's...
Emmett Murphy is a great fight and a decent card.
But then we get to 314, and that is going to fucking rule.
That card is a pretty much.
I mean, knock on wood, we'd like that to stay up.
Yeah.
Congrats to the new chance.
Magman Ankleyev
Good job
I said it many years ago
and I was finally correct
and I got a bet tonight
which was terrific
I'm proud of you
didn't get the K-O bet
so you know
there's that but
14 fights unbeaten
comes to an end
that's a hell of a run
I can't believe it was a UD
I really thought we'd get a sputty there
yeah I thought we'd get a split you too
interesting but
hey man
hey listen
at the end of the day
and there was some fasting for
Amanan as well
not a full
fast as Magamana has talked about.
It's true. But that's okay.
At the end of the day, Maghavad Ankalaif fought smart
in won the fight.
I mean, did it. Yeah.
Yeah, he fought smart.
It is what it is, guys.
Alex is still fun and he'll be back.
But I understand the comments, frustration.
Daneman crapping on Ankelaif,
so I'm happy he gets to eat crow tonight.
Boy, I have a feeling that the
crapping on Ankialliaf party is not over.
I don't know if you've ever heard about who Dana White is.
He doesn't really eat Crow ever.
No.
He'll say, I never said that.
It's a fucking media that twisted around.
It doesn't matter.
But yeah, new champion, first new champion of the year.
So shall be.
That is the first new champion of the year.
First new champ of the year.
Iron Elyle does it.
And in a truly shocking fashion, nobody had Uncle Yves in our fantasy league.
Damon didn't?
No.
Guy had Alex, Damon had Curtis Blades.
Oh, I thought Damon had ankle I have.
Nope.
He had Jamal Hill.
This is light heavyweight.
So, way to go, us being big dumb dudes.
Well, I mean, that's what we do.
That's what we do.
All right, we are going to get on out of here.
And then we'll be back.
We're going to have multiple streams going at the same time.
We're going to have our post-fight show.
We're going to take a little breather, digest what just transpired.
Pick up the money.
Pick up all the money.
money here, put it back in the cash guns. We'll come back. We react for 30, 40 minutes or so,
if that. We'll also have the post-fight press conference going on at the same time. So you will,
in fact, get to hear what Dana White has to say about what transpired. So thank you all very much.
Shout out to Casey on the ones and twos. He's the real MVP of these watch parties. He's the one
that makes things happen. And you guys as well, you guys and gals are tune in and
Just watch us watching fights.
You guys fucking rule.
And we appreciate you very much.
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