Monday Morning Podcast - Blue Note, A.I. Mistresses, Not Fighting | Monday Morning Podcast 6-1-26

Episode Date: June 1, 2026

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Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Byr, and it's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday, June 1st, 2000, 26. What's going on? How are you? Oh, geez, how's it going there? It's Sunday. It's Sunday afternoon, everybody.

June 1st, man. Holy shit. It's like the fucking year's almost halfway over. I just watched the end of the Moto GP race. got super busy. I still haven't seen the other one. What was it? In Catalina?

Wherever the hell it was, the other one. I saw the French one, and then I missed one, and then I saw this Italian one. This is the one I want to go to. I think this is this really famous track that has the fastest straightaway and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. But anyway, anywho,

fucking... Who won here? Marco Bischeki. The first time he was... He's ever won in Italy, very emotional. Jorge Martine was in second. Paco Bignay, you know, even though he fucking burned up his tires. He was leading for a lot of the race.

He ended up in third, still made the podium. O'Gura, who's the star of the future, the G. Antonio, Pedro Ocosta, and then Mark Marquez. That was the best part of the race. Was Agura, Ocasta, and Marquez going back, was it Fernandez, just going back and forth? Wait, is this the standings? No, that was the results. But anyway, I know Mark Marquez is back,

and they were talking about, oh, you know, he's got like the surgery on, like, his shoulder blade and whatever else he did. I forget, was it a bone in his foot? I don't know, but they were talking about him coming back and then making, like, a contest of this thing. And I don't know, man, like, he's pretty far back now. he's got 71 points and the way Bershecki's riding

he's got 173 I'll tell you right now as someone who casually follows this sport I just don't see the guy fucking I'm not casually more than casual I just so bad I miss two races and now I'm back

now I'm back I miss one I miss one but anyway I just don't see him coming back from that he's fucking running away with it here or riding away would you say riding away would you say

riding away would you say. Oh, Billy Freckles. Billy Freckles got some acting work coming up. Overseas. Overseas, I'm doing a couple weeks on a movie. Very thankful for that. Coming up and I'll be overseas

and hopefully I'll be able to, you know, sneak out and do some shows and whatnot. When I'm over there, I mean, obviously acting is the priority here. But it's going to be fun. Going to bring the family over stuff so it's going to be a good time hopefully you know and hopefully uh everything goes according to plan you know um locations weather all that stuff all of that stuff man um and congratulations to the

san antonio spurs huh win in game seven i think they won six and seven against the defending NBA champions, the Oklahoma City Thunder. One of those newer teams, not newer, it's not a newer franchise, but one of those, you know, they ran out of ferocious animals and shit, so they just started going with weather,

which I think is going to be, you know, with like all this global warming shit, you know? I think you're just going to start seeing team names as they keep adding more team. you know, because they want to go global. You know, the Barcelona wildfires. You know, the Dublin hole in the ozone layer.

And that would be just like us, to have American teams named after shit that we caused. Anyway, I said, you know, I fucking didn't do the update for the G-E-Shi. GPS on my motorcycle and I was like three behind and it just wouldn't it wouldn't connect to my new phone because I wasn't with the update and I asked the technician I go wait a minute so is this bike going to be like a phone like someday these upgrades on the stupid fucking GPS is now then it's just going to time out like a goddamn iPad and he's like yeah yeah kind of it's un fucking

real. Like, they just make shit. They all look at fucking Apple and they're all like envious because all of their shit craps out and then they just throw it. They don't give a fuck that it ends up in the ocean and that they pay this giant fine for polluting the fucking world's ocean, right? All they give a fuck about is the money. So in the future, everything's going to be like your iPad and your fucking phone. Everything's going to be like you got to download the app. There's a camera. It's listening to you. You know, and everybody's going to do it. They can be like, set the air conditioner at 69 degrees.

I don't have to get up off the fucking couch. And all of our houses are going to be bugged like we're John Gotti. Unbelievable. Unbelievable. All the elections will be rigged. They're all rigged. I hope you guys like this guy that he's in office because he's never going to fucking leave. And he has the infrastructure that he's going to win.

win everything. He's just going to fucking win it. Someone was saying he's going to step down and then they'll rig it for the vice president and then he'll come back, you know, and they'll just keep going. And all of these people are going to be like,

woo! Yeah. Same colored skin. Same colored skin. It's not you can fucking do about it. It's just it's fucking the dumbest it's the dumbest shit yeah you know what my people don't understand

Caucasians is what it is we don't understand is we sit there and we let them implement this Gestapo shit because we don't think it's ever going to come around to us and they just make it right in front of us and they just stick non-white people into that system and we go oh that's never going to be me you know it's like back you know like now

you look at that fucking those Driscoll berries and they're getting busted. They have all of this cancer. Cancerous pesticides on it. They shrink wrap it. There's no way to wash it off. It's literally a fucking terrorist act. Childhood cancer is up 30 fucking percent, right?

And I was sitting there going, how the fuck could you do that? And it's like, oh, what do you mean? Of course they're doing it. A couple hundred years ago, we sat back and they put smallpox on blankets and gave it to Native Americans and killed them. And we will, well, that's not us,

so we didn't give a fuck. This is what I've learned. Whatever the fuck the upper 1% is doing to non-white people, they're eventually going to do to your fucking Caucasian ass. They'll just do, like, this is just, you know, listen, listen, this is just a crazy comedian talking. But this is what I think, okay, now they got the van. They literally have the vans and they have the prison.

So right now, they're just putting, you know, and they have the right to kill. They have the right to shoot a mom and say, fucking bitch, and they say she was a terrorist, and at least one of the news channels will immediately jump on board and say that this person was a woke anti-capitalist, whatever the fuck they're going to do, right?

So now that they have the vans, and they have their own police force that can just kill people and not get prosecuted, and they'll pay off your student loans, if you agree to be an SS person, they'll just change. Then it's going to become liberals,

and that it's political dissident, whatever the fuck it is. And they'll just eventually work their way through every, by the time you fucking realize that all those people that went in the van were not your enemy, they were your teammates, it's going to be too late. So that's the show I think I'm watching right now. I could be wrong.

Hopefully I am wrong. I'll tell you a show that I did see that was fucking amazing as I went over to the, you know, the Blue Note Jazz Club that they got. got there in New York City, the famous one. They opened a new one out here in Los Angeles. And me and my wife drove into L.A., and we saw one of the most innovative drummers, fucking in my lifetime, I could say.

Chris Daddy Dave's trio that had this guy, Isaiah Sharkey on guitar, who just fucking blew my mind. and then on base was Pino-Paladino. And I have to tell you, the guy running the place was telling me that they were playing a different set every night and that they were up there, just sort of loosely knowing what they were going to do.

And you would have no idea that all of it wasn't completely worked out. They were otherworldly. How about that? And I never say any of that stuff. and I posted a picture of Chris Dave's kit in the way that he has it set up. And I will tell you, that guy does more with his left foot

with like a remote high hat than most guys do with their bass drum foot. And the way he keeps time, the way he... The fills and stuff and the accents that he does with his foot, opening it and closing it, or just opening it and closing it and playing. Like most drummers, you know, you're either tapping your foot with your hi-hat

if you're on the ride, quarters or eighths. And this guy was playing the notes in between those. And he would do it too when he was doing like fills on the hi-hat when he would open it. And this is, by the way, meanwhile, the rest of his limbs are going crazy filling in all the space in between that. I don't even know. Be honest with you, I have no idea what the fuck he was doing.

even watching him. He was incredible. And his bass player and guitar player were equally innovative in playing on the same level. And all three of them came together. All of that talent, and the most impressive thing was

is there was space for everybody to do what they were doing. And everybody complimented each other the way that they were playing. It was like just musicianship at such a fucking high level. I don't know. It was so inspiring.

I haven't even played drums since and I've just been thinking about it. Usually I go out and go see it, Ben, and I come home the next day and I go out and I fucking start playing. But like, what I saw Friday night, I'm still trying to unpack it. It was incredible.

So, anyway, I think I started to talk about sports, though. I can't remember. Yeah, the San Antonio Spurs won game six and game seven. And the NBA finals start Wednesday, June 3rd. And the NHL final starts on June 2nd. Congratulations to the Carolina Hurricanes. After getting the old right there, Fred, in game one from the Montreal Canadiens,

they just ran the table on them. They shut them the fuck down. Sort of. You know, they still had to win in overtime. Their first two games, but the last two, I don't know, whatever Rod Brindamore and his crew figured out, the team executed. And they just had like, I don't know,

I just feel like for the rest of the series, they had two to three times the amount of shots on net. Then Montreal did. But Montreal is a young team, so they will be back. They definitely headed in the right direction. So anyways, but never forget, the curse of Patrick walked. continues.

I didn't say that to any of my Montreal Canadian friends, fans that are friends of mine. I didn't give me any shit. I mean, how could I? How could I? I fucking, my team lost there, you know? And then we lost to the Sabres, and I believe the Canadians beat them.

I want to say they beat them. They beat the Lightning, and then they beat the Sabres. And then they lost to Carolina. go. There you go. See, oh, Billy. Oh, Billy Freckles is fucking paying attention to the hockey, and then I've been sort of paying attention. So my prediction, if the Spurs win their sixth NBA title, the discussion of that franchise and how they've won five and now they've returned to championship form will take all of half a morning on ESPN. But if the Knicks win it, They will talk about it for three months straight

and we'll say things like, you know, are the Knicks the new Celtics and Lakers? I mean, the level of attention then that that fucking fan base gets is astounding. Anyway, so we shall see. I think it's going to be a great final. And I actually, I think it's going to go seven. I don't, you know, I was talking to Verzi, and he was saying, you know, the West isn't as strong as it's sort of this myth that they're that fucking strong. And I don't know. I just like the sound of that. I, you know, I don't have a dog in either one of these fights. I just want to see seven games. I want to see Vegas and Carolina go seven. And I want the Spurs and Knicks to go seven games.

We shall see, though. The Knicks will be fucking rested. I can tell you that. people always talking about whether that's an advantage or a disadvantage. Who knows? But anyway, oh, Billy Freckles is going to be running his hour around L.A. I got to show the next two Mondays. I'm going to be running hour 15, hour and 20. But then I also have to, I got to get two more shows in.

I want to run it like four times. And get ready for my show. I think it's June 15th. Paw tuck it to kind of kick off that whole, what does the world call it? The World Cup. The World Cup, which, who's kidding who? Is the dopest fucking championship?

I mean, that in the Olympics, you know, when you win a gold medal, you are the fucking best of the best. The whole world competed to get in there, right, for the most part. The World Cup is the same damn thing. So we shall see, man. We shall see how that shakes out.

I usually pick a team, you know, that I root for, and then I just go with that. You know, I watch USA soccer until we get knocked out, and then I just, I know. It's hard to pick a team, though, you know. I like, you know, a lot of the European teams, and I like a lot of the teams from South America, you know. I like Brazil.

Brazil, I like Argentina, I like Venezuela, you know. I kind of like that whole continent. I got no beef with South America. And then over in Europe, you know, those are just fun teams because they fucking hate each other. They've been to war with each other. They just fucking hate each other. Like the English and the France don't like each other. The Germans, I mean, they got beef with everybody, right?

Except the Nordic countries. Anyway, I don't know what I would do with that. But anyway, so I've been doing, I've been hitting the gym. Upper body, lower body, cardio, yoga. I've been doing the whole thing. My fucking stomach is down, dude. Finally, this fucking COVID weight. And I just got to keep going with it.

So tomorrow, the reason why I'm doing this podcast now is so, Billy Biliptical. My gym is down to one fucking elliptical. You know, dude? It's like, what am I paying for? for me but anyway you know what the hardest muscle

to fucking work out for me is is that muscle between your shoulder blades you know they have all these exercises but to actually do it right you know people think they're doing when they're like you know they do like that rowing thing and they think it's like

unless you bring your shoulder blades together and let them separate and you bring them together by making your shoulder blades come together. You're really working your delts and I would think your arms and maybe your lats

but you're not working nothing and that's the fucker that you need to be strong because you know you're benching and your curling that's making your front of your torso stronger. That's how I ended up fucking up my shoulders! That's how I ended up with the rotator cuff issues, you know what I mean?

So I always try to I always try to stay on that and I don't know So if you have any like good exercise The ones that I find best is to use like the bands And you bring your arms out You know like like Jesus Like oh I died for your sins

You know It's like dude I wasn't born yet And I wasn't born with the original sin I didn't fucking go and eat the apple You know that's why I just I'll never get back to Catholicism That fucking whole We're all born into sin

I mean, if that isn't the most obvious business fucking move ever, before you're even born, you need to come to us so you won't burn in hell forever. It's so fucking stupid. It's so fucking stupid. So, anyway, you bring your arms like just straight out, but you do it like with the bands, with these resistant bands,

you do it these fucking things and like you bring your shoulder blades together. And what happens? That's the only exercise that I do where I feel a burn in between my shoulder blades. Other than that, if I do like the rowing and all of that, no, you know? Well, God damn it, I don't feel a fucking thing.

All right, let's talk about old cinema. That's what I like to watch. I like watching old movies on the Criterion Collection. I'm watching Harold and Mod right now. I'm getting through that. with my kids every five seconds. Dad, Dad, Dad. Hey, Dad!

Dad! That's all I hear all day long. That's what I heard today. My wife was out, and I was with the kids all day long, and that's all I heard, Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad, one's breakfast. Dad, what's for breakfast? Dad, can you make me eggs and toast? Dad, can you throw me some hits?

Dad, can I ride my bike, and I'm, like, cleaning out the garage? You know, I had, I got that air conditioner thing, that vent put in my drum room and I uh you know it was a bunch of dust in there so I went out there with one of those stupid masks I had left over from fucking COVID I go to put it around my ear and it just snaps because they made it just just enough that you could wear it one one and a half times before it just pulls off the fucking mask and then I get upset and I throw the mask out and the reality is is I've allowed today's society to make me forget that I actually know how to sew.

Actually don't know. I used to know how to sew. I took sewing class. It wasn't my fucking... That was actually a class in my junior high. You know? Sewing. And all the guys are like,

I'm the fucking doing there. What am I your fucking brought over here? Right? We were all like that. And then years later, It's just like, you know, if you know how to sew a button on, or if you have a COVID mask, you got a sewing machine, you just stick that thing in there.

You're pressed out on the gas pedal. Br, br-br-br-dr-br-th. All four, that thing's never coming off. And that's one to grow on. That's one to grow on. Anyway, so when I had it cleaned out the garage. Just fucking moved everything around. saw a bunch of toys my kids have like outgrown set those aside we donate those things

and hopefully they give them to people that need them and they don't just throw them out like goodwill goodwill goes down it just takes all your fucking the amount of fucking clothes that go down to goodwill and nobody ever thinks like you know maybe i should stop buying somebody fucking clothes you just keep fucking you just keep buying clothes you just keep buying clothes you just keep buying clothes. You just keep buying clothes because you got to keep up with it because you fucking, you're on the Instagram and the, I got to update my reference, huh? Where are you guys now? You left Instagram. You went to TikTok. TikTok, you don't stop, right? And then what, now there's another one out there that people are, I don't know what it's called. For some reason, I'm thinking it's

called labels. I know it's not that, but it's something stupid like that. Trends. Hang on a second. I know what I'm gonna do. Look up. Somebody sent me a fucking message. And they linked it to whatever that was. And I was just like, yeah, man, like I don't fucking, I don't have that.

Not vines. That's Instagram. Hang on. Just stay with me. Instagram. TikTok. Threads. There you go.

Threads. I like that they come up with new social media. Do you think they'll ever be like a nice, empathetic person that starts social media? And would we even like it at this point? Like, what if you went on, what if they created a new social media, you know, called like friends? Wasn't there? There was a friendster. And then it was Facebook.

What if you just called it friends? Well, the friendster people will probably, would probably sue you. Whatever. You know, whatever. Whatever the fuck. Eddie nice, nice. Whatever you want to call you. social media, right?

And there's no bots and there's no, like, negativity, there's no racism. There's none of that. That's one of my favorite things that people say. Like, they always talk about comedy. Like, you know, back when you could joke like this, man. You can't fucking say anything anymore.

It's like, what are you talking about? There is so much shit that you can now say that you couldn't say my first 34 years in fucking comedy. you can evidently fucking seek Heil twice on television and it doesn't affect your career. Your career would have been to fucking over when I was a kid. You can be a standing president and take any acknowledgement that we enslaved black people

and be like, oh, I don't want to look at anything that's too difficult for me to look at. And the fact that you would want to do that, nobody, even your own party, wouldn't align with you. You can fucking do that. I don't know what these people are talking about. You could be pretty goddamn overtly fucking racist and nothing happens.

So I don't know what you're talking about. Yeah, there's like a, yeah, there's like a big push with that. Like in like stand-up comedy, people are acting like there was a time where you could go on stage and just be like overtly racist and people were less sensitive. It's like, no, no. At least not since Mark. March 2nd, 1992, when I was doing it. There was never a time when you could do that.

People were always like, dude, what the fuck? Yeah, all of that shit is weird to me. And I also like people who aren't comedians, and they just go, they always go and like, dude, it's a roast. Like, they don't even know what they're talking about. Go back and look at roasts and watch how roast used to be.

You know? And then just watch, and actually look at how people used to be. They wouldn't bring up politics or religion or whatever. And then look at social media. It's not really roast. It's just how human beings are right now. It's just, we're just fucking... Am I nuts?

We're just so unnecessarily mean to one another. And it's not good-natured. It's not like, hey, just fucking around. It's like, nah, I'm kind of trying to make you feel as bad as possible. There's like kids on social media fucking killing themselves. Bill, you're just talking right now. I know, but I'm just saying, I hear things.

I don't necessarily know what's going on. But why should that prevent me from talking? I don't know. Anyway, I had all that fucking anxiety again, man. And I just kind of, I don't know. I'm really good at it. I just tell my wife that I'm not feeling good. And the poor thing has to listen to me.

And whenever I, well, what's going on with you? and I start like fucking 40 miles above the planet talking about everything that's going around the world before we whittled down to what's actually bothering me. And she just sits there and listens and I used to think in my head like she doesn't give a fuck. And it's like, no, she's just waiting for you to get to what you're actually upset about.

And I got to it. And she gave me some great advice and I followed the advice and now I feel better today and I don't have any anxiety. So there you go. Here's one for you. You want to fucking blow your wife or girlfriend's mind? As a man, walk up to them and say, I need help. I'm struggling emotionally.

I need help. And they will be so happy that you say that rather than take your day out on them or be all fucking moody or whatever. Unless, you know, you're with an asshole. And they'll be like, Jesus Christ, what now? It's not fucking one thing, it's another with you. Oh, God. Suicidal again?

Jesus Christ, what is that? Is that your period? Once a fucking month. Oh, I'm going to jump off a fucking, well, I'm going to jump off a fucking bridge if you bring it up again. Yeah, if you wish somebody like that, you know, that's, you know, it's a good, what do they call it, the litmus test? What is the litmus test?

Hey, all I know is the fucking lock the door test. I like those guys, the guys who have the bar room sensibility. And they don't realize that everything is so simple to them because they have such a compromised amount of information. The less information you have, the more simple the world looks. You know, and you can believe that from a man who has the hiccups. Anyway. I did have a great time with my kids today.

They were at a fucking awesome age. Nine and about to be six. Then we went to a birthday party. And it's just cool that they can, like, go off and, like, play now. And I don't have to worry every five seconds that they're going to stick their finger in a socket or jump off of something. Like, they both have, like, you know, common sense

and they're good kids and all of that. So I was actually kind of able to relax a little bit. Because Jesus Christ, that first five, six, you know, years of your kid's life. Remember when Jim Carrey played that lifeguard at the hot tub? Remember that? You know, an S&L. Like, I feel like that's the first five years of parenting. You have to be like that in the game.

Like head on a fucking swivel the whole time to make sure nothing bad happens to your It's really fucking, it's intense. It's an intense goddamn thing. But anyways, I'm thankful that they're both happy and healthy. They've got to this age without any fucking major problems. You know? It's a thing to be thankful for. And I'm thankful for everybody who got some tickets to go see my shows.

And I'm really looking forward tomorrow night. You know, that's pretty cool. You know, I get to do my show Monday night. And then Tuesday, I watch. the NHL and then Wednesday I watch the NBA. It's going to be fun. It's a fun couple of weeks. And then you come out of it and you get the dog days of summer of baseball. And the next thing you know, football's around the corner and here comes playoff baseball. It just, it never fucking ends. It's almost as if they don't want you to pay attention to what's going on in the world.

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Now we got to go to what the fuck you guy ate. What the fuck you guys wrote this fucking week. Okay. All right. Curbing phone addiction. Billy Blue Light. Let the Blue Light special. Windakoo shine a light on you.

Turn off your mother fucking phone. Okay, you can charge your phone. to display in gray scale instead of color. This helps make it less addicting while still being functional as a tool. That seems to me like you're an alcoholic and now you're only drinking beer. I've got to get off this thing.

You won't want to scroll Instagram in black and white, but you can still use duolingo and scan your boarding pass, et cetera. However, this doesn't reduce blue light. The phone uses blue light in addition to red and green light to make white light. You know, I used to take an art class, and I don't remember mixing blue, red, and green to get white.

I don't know how that works. But you know what? I'm not the smartest, I'm not the fucking sharpest tool in the goddamn draw there. I'm sure that there's an app that will let you toggle grayscale. You can also turn it on in your phone settings. On an iPhone, search your settings for color filters or navigate to accessibility, display, and text size, color filters.

Check gray scale and adjust the intensity. I Google these instructions, so your mileage may vary. P.S., I still use your pie crust recipe. Oh, that's great. I guess I'm saying my mileage may vary means depending on what phone I have. Anyway, all right, AI affairs. Jesus Christ, these robots are fucking each other? They're cheating on each other now?

Dear Billy Boston baked bitch tits. You know, I lived in Boston for 27 years. I never had baked beans. I don't know where they were. I never had any other chowder. Let me think about it. You live in Philadelphia. What was the last time you went to the Liberty Bill?

You're just not doing it. What was the last time you ran up the stairs like Rocky? This is all shit for fucking tourists. It's like you live in Boston. Do you go on the swan boats? You don't. You don't. All right. AI affairs.

Do Billy Boston bake bitch tits. I am here in Boston for a trauma conference and thought of you. A trauma conference. I work in mental health and we are seeing more and more couples having issues with infidelity around their spouses. Slash mates cheating with AI bots. What do you mean? Is this like they're getting like AI sex dolls? I'm talking full-on affairs somehow.

I know you don't work in the field and I hear about your bitch about AI all the time. Parentheses, don't get me wrong, I do too. I want to get your thoughts on this. It is pretty creepy and scary to me. Yeah, dude, I'm like reading slowly because I don't think I want to read the rest of this. What the fuck is happening to people?

Well, what's going on is the upper 1% is praying on us as they always do. and now they have the technology to do it at a rapid speed. They've scaled that business and they're concentrating on growing their business. What the fuck is happening to people? Working in mental health has become a crazy thing navigating this whole new world of AI and bots

in people using chat GPT for therapy. Yeah, why the fuck would you talk? I mean, because you can't afford it, that's why. I don't know. I would try to stay human base for therapy. This guy says it's absolutely terrifying. People would rather use a fucking robot for therapy than a human being which defeats the whole purpose

of the process of therapy. Absolutely. I know you are on your own personal journey with this, so I figure I would write in and have you weigh in on it as a person that is actually healing from your own experiences that led you to seek help in the first place. Yeah, I would say, you know, that breathwork massage that I got and learning through masseuses that the right side of your body holds anger

and the left side holds sadness. And if you get like one of these healers working on you, you actually feel these emotions. And the big thing, especially, I think in generally speaking, for men, is to not go to your default setting of walling, of blocking out these feelings. It's like you just have to let them happen. And there's all of this shame around so many emotions for men.

It's all considered weak, gay, you're a pansy and all of that. And it's you got to ignore all of that. And just, you know, air quote, make a fool out of yourself. And I'm telling you, man, that second time I went there and I just let it all go. like it was life-changing for me and I was like 30 years of therapy and I got on the other side of this shit dude and like you know I still have anger or whatever I can still be upset about things but I don't walk around carrying shit from my past like if I'm upset it's because of something that just happened and even then it now takes a lot to get me angry because I I used to just be angry. Now I kind of have to get there. And because I'm starting from zero rather than level nine,

it just seems foolish to go past a few levels. Like I had, you know, the other day, I was clearly wrong about something. And my wife was having a stressful day. So she really, like, laid into me. And I just kept going, all right, yeah, cool, you know, you're right, you're right. Well, why would you say that? Because I'm an idiot.

You're right. I'm sorry I did that. And then I apologized again. And I've just learned that like, you know, when you make somebody that mad, like there's no point trying to make a point when somebody's angry. No one ever is in the middle of being angry. And then they just stop and go,

you know what? I agree with you. But like if they're the next day or two, if you talk about it, you know, they can hear where you're coming from and blah, blah, blah, blah, as long as you're both like respectful. This is all stuff that I have learned, and I never would have learned it, and I never would have got this healing

if I was with a fucking robot because they don't feel anything. They pretend to feel feelings. It's all some sort of fucked up algorithm, I believe. All right, so this guy who's in this field says it's absolutely terrifying. People would rather use a fucking robot for therapy than a human being, which defeats the whole purpose of the process, blah, blah, blah, blah, my journey, okay.

Let's see here. So I figured I would write into you so you could weigh in on it as a person that is actually healing from your own experiences that led you to seek help in the first place. Okay, here we go. This whole thing is just sick to me. People tell me that it's not a good idea to use a fucking bot for help with mental issues.

You can reach people more than I can as you have listeners that will hopefully hear you. Okay, so here's somebody in this field saying that you shouldn't do this. But you know what it is, sir, is they got everybody running on the wheel to pay their rent. And if they can get something not as good,

but for free, that's what they're weighing on. And then once they replace all the human therapists, the chat GPT is going to cost you money every fucking month. That's how it works. Like drug dealers, you give away the first hit. The first hit's free. Anyway, this whole whole thing. thing is just sick to me, please tell people that it is not a good idea to use a fucking bot for

help with mental issues. You can reach people more than I can as you have listened. Okay, this all feels like we are living in a black mirror episode and it just keeps getting more twisted and dark. Take care and stay on your path to recovery. Please do not use chat GPT for anything regarding mental help. Sincerely tripping out in, I'm not going to see where they're from. Well, you started off saying people were having affairs with AI bots. Now I have to look that up. You know something? I think it's good that I don't know what that is.

Some things, you know, it's the same reason I never read any of those Epstein files. They're never going to, those guys have too much money. They own all the judges and all the forms of all the entities that would come after them. They own all of them. nothing's ever going to happen. And I don't want to know what the fuck they did. I don't want that on my hard drive. I just don't, you know what I mean?

I know that they did horrible things. I know that there's people that do horrible things. I know that sex trafficking is this massive fucking problem. You know, when somebody starts moving towards a solution for it, I will 100% support it any way that I can. But I don't need to get into the nitty-gritty and the gory detail of what these fucking people actually did. They did horrific shit to innocent people that were underage.

That's all I need to hear. And then I feel that the powers that be that police that shit should then go in and cut their fucking balls off in a public square. That's what I think. All right, this is something I've never done on a podcast. I've been a little fighting off like a cold or something. I went to a bunch of events.

and I'm kind of run down. So what I do is I take a little ore ore ore ore ore under the tongue, but I usually mix it with water, but sometimes I just want to get it. It's going to burn like a motherfucker. Uh-huh. Oh, there it is. Oh, that sucks.

Oh, that sucks. But I'm telling you, it fucking works. It's better than that shit. You get at the pharmacies. All right. Did that. Reginal oil, buddy. Put that one on your list of shit.

I don't know. I have no idea what to mix it with. But I do know if you mix it with water, it sits on top of the water. You got to make sure you spin it around. The reason why I just take the straight shot is all the burning is in my throat. If you drink it, it gets on like your lips

and it's just a fucking pain in the ass. And it's not something that I want to deal with. So, anyways, like I said, I don't want to fucking, I don't want to know how people, I love my wife. I'm good. I'm good with my wife. I don't need to know about robots, AI and all of that fucking weirdo shit. Anyway, e-bike riders. Hey, Billy, Big Sack Billy.

Aussie musician and landscaper living on the Gold Coast in Queensland. Recently, I was building a fence for a client and had to pick up some more. Okay, so the burning's already gone away, just to let you know. It only sucks for like 30 seconds. Recently, I was building a fence for a client and had to pick up some more materials from bunnings, probably similar to your lows, et cetera. On my way back to the job site, I needed to piss like a dog. Like a dog needs a flogging.

I needed a piss like a dog needs a flogging. Sorry, I missed up that expression. so I stopped at a park that had a public toilet. I was sweating like a whore in church. I love this guy. He's throwing in all the expressions. Sweating like a horror in church, as it's always fucking hot here, but my back teeth were floating, so I pulled into the public toilet car park but left my UTE running because the aircon was fucking mint,

and I didn't want to turn the car off. So when I got back inside the UTE, it would still be as cold. is a frog in a frozen pond. I never heard that one. That's another good one. Anyway, as I walked out from the public toilet towards my car still running, there were three teenagers on e-bikes

parked by my driver's side door, talking about stealing my car with a trailer full of materials attached, and one was about to open my driver's door as they obviously heard the motor running and no one in sight. I know I should have turned the UTE off and locked the door,

when I pulled up, there was no one anywhere. My bad. Yeah, dude, arrest area. There's always somebody jerking off behind a tree. Anyway, I asked them what they were doing, and the leader said, what are you going to do about it, old man? I said, touch that door handle, and you'll find out, fuck wit. Nice, nice old guy, return. Now, these kids were probably 14 and 15,

and there was three of them. I'm 52, about 100 kilograms, and played rugby league, Jesus, for over 20 years, in box for a few years. So my old man thinking was, I can take him. But what if you do take them and hurt them as teenagers, which I wouldn't want to do as I'm a single dad with two teenage daughters? But on the other hand, do you just let them take everything you worked hard for if they pull a knife or something?

Teenagers are carrying knives regularly for some fucked up reason. What would Billy Blue Balls? What would Billy Blue Balls I should have fucked that chick in first class do. I don't know what he's referring to. P.S. When you get back to Australia and feel like hitting some skins,

we play regularly around Brisbane and Gold Coast, blues rock originals and covers, and my drummer runs a mint Gretsch kit. Nice. Even if it's a jam in a studio without fanfare or a live show, but bring the whole family, man. They'll love it.

Go fuck yourself, cunt ox. What should you have done? I don't know. Not get stabbed. Not get stabbed in the gut and spend the rest of your life fucking with a colostomy bag because you fucking tried to save a pushmower and a rake whatever the fuck you had in the back.

Yeah. Life is not an action movie. Bad guys don't miss in real life. In the movies, they miss. They have a fucking oozy and they just can't seem to kill the good guy. in real life, good guy gets killed a lot. You know, and then all of a sudden they name a rest area after you.

I can't tell, did they take your shit? Listen, I don't give a fuck what they did. The fact that you didn't get hurt is all that matters. And next time, you know, you'll shut off the car and lock the door and do whatever the fuck it is you need to do. I don't know. But like, like, what were they going to do with their eat? E-bikes, though. If you're going to take my truck, I'm going to take your e-bikes.

I don't know. Your shit looks a lot more fun than my shit. My shit's like real life. You're already zooming around in a fantasy. I don't know. That was a pretty easy one. I'm not going to lie to you. I'm glad that it didn't escalate. It's just never a good thing. And there's also, I don't, there's nobody in law enforcement that would tell you to engage in the fight for the simple fact that they see the results of it and they know how quickly it can go sideways and how quickly an innocent person can be gravely or irreversibly fucking that's the word injured yeah you don't want to get any sort of stabbing in your abdomen where your intestines are that's just colostomy bag time and it's painful as um as hell

and as you heal, you're susceptible to infection, it is a motherfucker to get shot or stabbed in your gut. You don't need that. And that's what usually happens for whatever reason. All right. So anyways, that's the goddamn podcast, everybody. Thank you so much for listening. And yeah, and that's it.

Yeah, don't fuck with robots. Hang with human beings. you know, try to be nice to each other. Remember that it's the United States and know that as you've been watching over the years of this country, destabilizing other countries, and we sat back and did nothing about it.

I don't know how we could have stopped it, but we didn't do anything about it. Like I said, eventually whatever they're doing to other people, they're going to do to us or they'll do to you or whatever. And I feel like that's what they're doing here, but you don't have to buy into it. You know, if you're in California, find a reason to like Arkansas.

You know, if you're in Georgia, try to find a reason to like New York and vice versa. We're same teams, guys. We're all on the same fucking tapes. And if we could stop yelling at each other, there's way more of us than there are them. And we could just be like, yeah, we don't want to do this. No, we're not doing this. And you could just do it in a nice, nonviolent fucking way. And then don't listen to them.

Don't listen to when they start pointing and start bringing fear. Anytime anybody has to use fear to sell you something, it's bullshit. You know what I mean? You walk into a fucking Porsche dealership. They know what they got. They don't have to fucking sit there and tell you they got another guy coming down to look at it in 20 minutes. They know what they got. They got a fucking Porsche.

You go into some shitbox thing and they'll do all of that. I don't know. You better make a move. I got another guy coming in a fucking push. You don't, they do that shit. Right there. Right there. That's a good, that's a good thing to look out for.

Anyway, all right, that's the podcast. Go fuck yourselves, and I'll check it on you on Thursday. Enjoy the games. I'll see you.