Monday Morning Podcast - Monday Morning Podcast 4-27-11

Episode Date: April 27, 2011

Posted in PodcastPlay AudioBill rambles with Robert Kelly and Joe DeRosa about their film "Cheat"

For more information, Visit the website at www.ClimbingPeak.de Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's the Monday Morning Podcast. It's a very special edition of the Monday Morning Podcast and it's promised this special edition I got. Not one, not two, but two special guests. So he's got to be three. With me are not only two phenomenal comedians. Great looking guys, but also the guys I made the hit short film from the Tribeca Film Festival. I have actor, producer Robert Kelly, star of tourgasm, star of stage and screen. What's the other movie you did? Remember you ran down the street, ran through the park and you went by and you ran into Ghost Town. I've done Ghost Town and Louie's show. Not lucky, Louie, just Louie FX.

Louie's show, I hear nothing but great things about that. We're going to get back to you in a moment. And then we have the Teen Idol sensation from the Opian Anthony program, fresh off his shoot off a Teen Beat magazine. We have the director and star of the movie Cheat. Joe DeRosa over there. I like that. I like how you did the director second, like the headliner. I like that. That's right. Feed your fucking ego. I like that fucking Neurosis actually took my iced coffee and put it way over there so it would be on a coaster. Yeah, it's got to be on a coaster, Bob. For the listeners, I'm staying in Joe's place here and Joe is such a fucking need-free dude.

I am like paranoid. If you leave anything down for more than two seconds, he has to pick it up and then set it in its place. Joe, you really... I got an OCD thing on. It's not healthy. I know. I was here one day. I took the clock off the wall and hit it. Oh, I would love to do that. To this day, I don't know when that happened. I don't remember finding the clock and rehanging it. Because you're neurotic. You have OCD. You just do it. You just found it and hung it back up. It meant nothing to you. It's in my programming.

Where could you hide it? This place is so fucking immaculate. I hid it right behind there between some records. I took that shitty vase that he leaves on the table so when chicks come over and they're like, oh, he's a heartsy. I respect that. He got to do what you got to do to get in there. That's true. You can always take it off when your friends come over. I hid that in the couch and then I hid something else somewhere. Well, when my friends come over, I will take it off.

Let me ask you what exactly that was like a phenomenal joke in your head. Look at his DVDs. I'm sure you have an entire system there. Comedy. Well, live performance on the top shelf. Then you got horror that bleeds into sci-fi that bleeds into action fantasy that bleeds into drama that bleeds into documentary. It bleeds into one more time. I'm going to hit you with this microphone. If you were dating a supermodel Joe, let's just have a major hypothetical here. I know in your world it's doable.

Tap it, Bill. We get that first film out. I'm going to be in that director's chair with a 10 on my lap. Can I just say something real quick? No, I get it. They're not in that order. Yes, they are. That's in order of how he fucking gives pep talks in life. Joe doesn't live.

If you have problems, Joe will give you psychological experiences from movies. It's just like, dude, it's like when in pulp fiction. You want to remember Bruce Willis? It's like, what the fuck? It's not even your life. He does do that. He goes, come on, Bill. This is the fucking good fellas moment where Ray Liotta goes in.

What happened? She goes around and she makes a fucking call from the house phone. Remember when Adrian was running the ring and the hat fell off? That's the same thing, dude. You wallet fell out of your pocket, but you were running to see your girl. You know what that reeks of? An unbelievably sad and isolated childhood. Joe, let's open up about that, Joe.

What do you want to know? When did you realize that you weren't going to be the hip swinger that you are today? Was it during elementary school? At what point did you know your place? I realized it when I invited the neighborhood kids over to swim in my parents pool and the neighborhood bully beat me up in my own backyard with my mom in the kitchen. Like an ear shot. For what?

Because you had a pool and his parents were broke? He was just a dick. He was just a dick. I remember my mom coming out and having to throw the bully out of our own backyard. I thought I was sad enough to the tough kid, like, I'll invite him in. He won't pick on me anymore. No, he turned right on me in my own house. That's balls, man.

That was doubly emasculating for you, huh? You had kids over, right? You still got the shit kicked out of you. And then your fantasy that you were going to kick the fuck out of him didn't happen and your mother had to come in and be the bouncer in your life, Joe. Oh, the fantasy that he didn't have a fantasy of kicking the shit out of you. He had a fantasy of, like, the movie Bodyguard, the guy actually becoming his buddy, them getting a motorcycle, rebuilding it.

Combining that carburetor in the check yard. Joe riding on the back with his arms around his chest. Yeah, I thought that was going to be like his little sidekick. Yeah. Did you hear what he said, Bubsy? Oh, yeah, it never happened. That explains your behavior in bars. Why you always talk shit.

If you're in a big enough group, you will talk shit as you back out. He's one of the great shit talkers in bars while backing out. It's sort of his version of the moonwalk. Yeah, fuck you. Fuck you. I don't give a fuck. Right out the goddamn door. Well, let's talk about the film here.

Who's kidding who? We can hang out and shoot the shit anytime we want. We're in the Tribeca Film Festival. Let's go around the room and let's hear the delusional fantasies of what you hope this film will do for you. We'll start with you, Robert Kelly. Well, I hope that Bobby sees it. Yeah, of course.

Well, I call him Bobby because I'm in the festival. You did go to one party. I did go to a party. First of all, I didn't want to go to the party. You two made me go to the party. That's right. Then Joe comes into the party, says I can actually go. I can actually go.

I'll go with you. We go there. Well, it turns out being this fantastic, great time. It's unbelievable. Scorsese was there. Elton John was there. Leary was there. Did you get to meet any of those people?

Well, I wanted to walk over. I walked over and tapped Leary on the shoulder and said, hey, what's up? He was like, hey, what's up? You know, to me and Joe. Then I wanted to go over and he was over smoking a butt because he's a fiend. Did you go over and shake Elton John's little meaty,

stubby fingers? He always talks about his fingers aren't long enough to play the piano. And then took your business card and stuck it between his front teeth. I'm doing things kid. I don't know if you heard about this movie cheat, but you will.

Yeah, it's funny. Was he dressed in a Donald Duck outfit? No. Well, he was dressed in a regular suit, but he was wearing literally like they look like the ruby slippers from Wizard of Oz. Like it was totally normal, awesome suit, and then his shoes had sequins all over.

But I was like, that's why he's out in John. The funniest part though is Dennis Leary had to host it. He had to open up the show. And look, did you see that? Yeah. Well, you know, I did that intentionally just to see if it Oh, Bobby put the iced coffee near the mixer and Joe immediately.

Actually, I respect that Joe. This is for the radio show, but you got to admit, if you just had a newspaper here from today, you'd move it. It's going to get wet. Larry went up in true comic form. I mean, he's leery. Everybody knows him, but he still went up and these kids

were on stage and he was just meandering. And he kept on going, give it up for the kids. And then the guys were breaking down the stage. Give it up for these guys. They're working hard. Give it up for them. You had nothing. And then he did one joke about meatloaf that kind of hit

and he did it again. And it was like, oh, you could just see him fucking flounder. It never ends. Yeah, there's no dignity. You would think that because you're Dennis Leary, you could walk into that hell room situation and it could just turn all around and it isn't. You're excited for half a second.

Oh yeah, there's that guy from that awesome show. And I'm going back to my fucking beet salad here. Oh, he probably had the confidence going up there. Then 100 kids from PF 17, whatever shit school with fluorescent green shirts on all climbed up on stage and took over. I want to hear about what did you guys, I would have probably had heart palpitations if I saw Scorsese. You know, man, it was really cool.

It was like weird seeing him in real life. But then, you know, it wasn't like we watched him talk about film for an hour. He just, he just introduced the movie. So you were just like, oh fuck, there's Scorsese introduced. So how, how soon did your ego kick in? Were you like, well, I'm a filmmaker too. It didn't.

It didn't. No dude. You know why? He was, he was cold. We had to leave. It was an outdoor event. It was freezing. It was really cold outside.

I heard nobody else shiver except for him. It wasn't freezing to Bob. It wasn't freezing to natural seven layers over here. Fucking cold to me. Oh, wait a minute. Nine minutes in, the first fat show. Here we go. Here we go.

Are you going to take that? I might not be in shape. What's the world coming to? Joe, you are just a shape, okay? You're not healthy. There's nothing about you that physically is appealing. I'm just serious. You're fat, you're fat without being fat.

Joe, you know what Bobby? You really fucked with me when we were doing the levels for this. Bobby came over here just totally mellow. He already meditated. He ate a brand muffin and I'm going, Bob, do the levels. He's like, test. You're adjusting your level though. Testing.

No, I'm not. You stepped on that funny little. No, this is Bobby's. Oh, that's Bobby. Oh, you put yourself in the third hole, Bill. Yeah, there you go there, Bob. Look at you stepping back. I'm here, I'm here.

Look at Joe, the control freak over there. Dude, I know what's going. We got it, Joe. You edited the movie. Just relax. It's over. I would have thought you plugged yourself in the first hole. That's all.

Listen, Joe, I want to know why Bob was totally warm and you weren't. Now that I'm looking at your fucking adolescent Will Ferrell torso. He really is. I know. You're Will Ferrell in about 1992, right before he booked SNL. So he's still sort of starving yet eating cheeseburgers. He gives me hope. I'm like, that guy can make it with that torso.

I got a shot. Oh my God. We watched. We were over here. He has like a female mummy body. Just with the tits are dried up in the sags. Zingers. Get your zingers.

Get your hot zingers. Come on. Female mummy was hard to say. Bob, do you know how bad I wanted to laugh at Joe in that moment? He let me down. I'm sorry. It happens. The reserve shoot.

That's why these podcasts are good, man. It's live. It's happening. There's no editing. And he's holding the mic closer to his mouth. He just completely fucked me. You know what, Bob? I hope you're distorted this entire time.

He's not like a goddamn cyborg. Right there. Here we go. Go ahead. Oh, yes. Yesterday we actually, we had on Netflix and we watched the other guys do Will Ferrell is fucking hilarious. Every fucking movie he does that guy is absolutely hilarious.

Yeah. I was on the road. I went and I saw Blades of Glory because I was like, this is going to be an absolute hunk of shit. I don't know how to write a movie. It's not going to be any more basic than this. Let me, and I had my little notepad like I was going to take notes, not realizing that they turned the lights out during movies, even though I'd been to a zillion.

And I went in there and he was fucking hilarious. Still a shit movie. But he was, he somehow still was funny. He was funny. He was funny in that movie. The travel of the center of the earth. What was that movie? Oh, and he had that.

Land of the Lost. Yeah. Land of the Lost. And that movie, I thought was going to just suck going to be him jumping the shock, but he's hilarious when he's just running through the middle of the fucking desert. No, you know what he does that's great is he's able to adjust what he's doing to the other person. So if the other person's going way big, he can bring it down.

If they go big, he can bring it up. I think that guy's the shit. Yeah, he's awesome. On our next, we're going to give, we're going to send him an offer the next time we make another 12 minute movie. Yeah. You know, the difference between doing this podcast and my podcast is that I can talk about trash, famous people and fucking just trash anybody because no one's going to hear

it. Right. I'm actually nervous about talking shit about certain people because people probably actually listen to this podcast. This podcast is actually doing very well. All right. I finally, I finally checked out the numbers. What are you?

I don't want to brag here, Bobby, but I'm doing really well. What is it? I got about, I got about 860 people listening to this Bob worldwide. I got a couple of people in Poland. Somebody in Sri Lanka. Why do I keep saying Sri Lanka? I don't know. I just like it.

Somebody in Iceland and Newfoundland who actually help you buy these microphones. They set your money. Oh, no, no, this is kind of all out of pocket. I just, I just added a donation button and I was very surprised people donated. They were unbelievably generous and look at me paying it forward. Look at that people. You hit the donation button. What do you get?

Not only do you get an extra podcast this week, you get two celebrities, two breakout stars at the Tribeca Film Festival, 2011, Robert Kelly and Joe DeRosa. Fresh off is a quiddle for that 17 year old and we were, uh, Jesus, would you stop? Say that's not true. That really fucks with Joe. Yeah. Please say that's not true. No, Joe.

All right. Joe is. Are you back to 17 year old? No. Stop. I see what you're doing. I'm just asking questions. No.

Holding a hand. That's a thing. That's not funny. That's not funny. Joe was holding her hand. Right. He said that she mentioned that, you know, she was getting her class ring for high school and she had big knuckles so it was weird to try to get a ring on.

So Joe was examining her hand and her chaperone saw it and then Joe, you know, Joe, Joe gets up. I wasn't trying to fuck her when he finally flipped out. So it was a whole case. I fronted him the money. I sent him some, you know, I sell DVDs after my show. I sent some cash. I made it go away.

Right. I made it go away, Bobby. That's good, man. Oh, Joe's getting wise. He's getting wise. He was taking the bait at first. This isn't funny. We just became, Joe, did you feel like you were back at your pool party when you were

seven years old? I did a little bit, you know. You guys saying mean things for no reason, you know? Hey, Bobby, be honest with yourself because I'm going to be real honest. When you were a kid, if Joe lived on, on your block, you would have beat him up. I would have took his moped. I would have broke his big wheel right in front of him. I would have took every lunch ticket he ever got.

Oh, Joe, you look pained over there. Yeah. I'm just, you know, I'm just, just listening. You know, Joe, Joe was his face got all red and his glasses would steam up, which made it even funnier. I remember when I was a kid, we tied this kid to a tree and threw fireworks at him. Like that's what we would have done to Joe. What is wrong with you?

I actually, I actually took a kid's moped. That's it right there, Joe. You're not wired into the fucking animal that you really are. You're actually, you know what Joe is? Joe is a higher being when it comes to shit like that. You and me were just a couple of fucking cavemen. I took a kid's moped back in the day and a CD player. When CD players first came out, he was like a rich kid.

He was the only child and, and he had something you didn't. Yeah. So I went to love and electronics. Yes. I, in college, I mean, I get into the English class. We go around the room. Hey, you know, hi. How you doing?

I'm Robert. Blah, blah, blah. And I go, I look at him. I, I noticed him like, Hey, what's up, man? Remember me? He goes, I remember you. Just still hated me. This was in college.

I was 13 when I did that. Dude, I can relate to that because I lived with this motherfucker for three years. Bobby's like, like a fuck like most movies, like it's the first two acts are incredible. Yeah. Exactly. That's, that's what I was thinking. I just want to be walking out of the street and watch this kid clip Bobby behind the fucking ear.

And then you know, it was revenge for the CD player. And here's where it turns on Bobby and by the end of this podcast will be on Billy. Oh, I don't realize that that's coming. Just take your turn, Bob. I lived with Bobby. You know what? I, I promised my, my listeners that I was going to tell that story. This is Bobby.

This is fucking like we had it. We did have a lot of good time. So one time I had, I had an audition for the Conan O'Brien show, and this was the second time I was going to do it. So this is probably like 98 and 99. So I'm living with Bob in this railroad apartment. We got to walk through bedroom that we're sort of sharing. And then the guy who owns the place, like, it was, you know what, it's fucked up as

the living conditions were. I mean, we were both playing like $175 a month to live in Manhattan, so it really, it really wasn't that bad. So I had this audition. Well, you can see, you can actually see through the floor though. Because you'd look down and the super would be looking up into the living room. Yeah. The basement.

Yeah. When we used to give him shit. What do you mean? You could see through the floor. There was a hole in the floor. The floorboards were so separated. The only reason why you couldn't see the basement is because they didn't turn the light on. When you walk by, you just saw this, this black hole.

And when they would go down there to fix up and they turned the light on and this guy was Polish. So Bobby used to give him shit because the economy was good back then. He would be America number one, Poland number seven. Seven. He said something. He used to fucking legitimately piss this guy off. So they used to...

That's funny, man. And they would be shoving whatever, like a fucking skin, screwdrivers through the fucking hole. I'm gonna fucking kill you. To be funny or were they really angry? They were close. A little bit of both. Because they were number seven and we were number one back then.

Those were the days. Yeah. Those were the days. Yeah. When Clinton deregulated the banks. Oh yeah. Those were the days. I naffed and sent all the factories out of this country.

All right. Take it easy. All right. Jesse the body. Relax. Fucking beautiful mind. Hilarious. Jesus Christ.

Yeah. Yeah. Because Jesse the body, that's not conspiracy theory. There he is. It's true. No. What I'm saying isn't. If I said that 9-11 was an inside job.

I know. But this is the track we're going down. I get it. This is so. He'll talk about banks, how you can't fuck, you can't have money in a bank. Banks are screwing you. Mortgage. You fucked.

And then you go, all right, what do I do? Nothing. I have no idea. He yelled at me once before we were doing uninformed at XM still. Right. And this is where it switches on Billy, by the way. Four years ago. And I'm sitting here.

He yells at me before. I'm being a sport. It's like we're like two years into the fucking show, right? It's like our whatever episode. And we're sitting there trying to figure out what we're going to talk about and he's going, he's going, dude, this is what I want to talk about, okay? Fucking bankers. Okay.

And I go, Billy, I can't talk about the fucking bankers anymore. I don't want to talk about anything. I don't want to talk about anything. I don't want to talk about anything. I don't want to talk about anything. I don't want to talk about the fucking bankers anymore. You had a fucking craze looking your eyes back then. When you would get to those bankers, high rates.

Oh yeah. I thought that was it. I thought it was a wrap. No. But what I did was, no, no, no, no, I still believe that shit. But what I realized is nothing I can do. I tapped out. I got a fucking dog.

I got some gold coins. I'm talking my girl into letting me get a pistol. I'm going to start growing, growing, growing, growing some zucchini. You should be the last for an hour one day. You're talking about it. You talked to me for an hour. One day. I just wave it around and scare people.

You talked to me for an hour, one day about the banking situation that scared the fuck out of me so bad. I was literally, I was, I was like, what the fuck? And I go, what, what do I do? And I'll tell you what's the sad thing is it's all true. You go, nothing, you can't do shit. I got to go. I'll talk to you later.

I'll tell you the classic. I can't even fucking believe this. Joe is all excited at the end of his show and we really have to dance around this topic. But the end of his show because of the fucking thing you showed him so you can accept credit cards. Yeah. Yeah. You fucking guys.

Yeah. Yeah. I just want to take both. He described the downfall of Western civilization because I'm using a credit card. No, no, no. I didn't. Jesus Christ. Idiots.

Dude. Cash. All right. And we lost. We lost the, uh, the battery power. Joe was yelling. It's a joke screaming into the mic. Joe, if you're going to yell, just do me a favor.

So I don't have to fucking try to adjust the levels and put it really close to my mouth. Yeah. There you go. And just scream right into it. Okay. Red lines and they can't. What is that case you have on your phone, Bob? This is a charger.

It charges a double so you can. We really just fucked with our listeners because we were just screaming and now we're over the fight. Yeah. But we lived through it in real time. So we got to hear it come down. But they didn't. It's a joke.

And it just cuts out. And then all of a sudden it goes back to, Hey, Bobby, what's that thing you have on your phone? Yeah. What is that thing? It's a charger. You put your phone into it and it charges it and it, but it has double charge so you can charge your phone once and twice.

You know what's funny about Bob? He's so into electronics. He is in my world. He has shit that I won't have until about 2016. He's like Yankee Stadium. To me. Oh, you don't get that. It's a, it's a sports reference.

I get it. The Yanks, the Bronx bombers. Bronx bombers. The old fucking, the Yankee clipper. Derek Jeter. Hey, Rod. Fantastic players. Phenomenal men that have ever, the best man to ever race the game.

What do you think this year in baseball, you know, it's very competitive in the American League East. I was wondering who, who, who do you, who's your top pick? Well, Bill, you know, my top pick, you know, and they're underdogs, but I've got to go with the A's because the A's have what I call a frontline game. They drive hard and they run, they run deep. So I think they're going to come to the plate. I think they're going to fire out hard and they're going to bring it home this year.

What do you think about MMA? What's your, what's your, uh, you know, MMA, I've always loved Hoyt Gracie. Hoyt, Hoyt. Hoyt. Hoyt. He's got a name though. I call him Hoyt. Hoyt.

Hoyt Gracie is what you call visceral. He steps into the ring. He knows his goals. He doesn't just attack his opponent. He dances with his opponent. Talk about, talk about, uh, his, uh, his, some of his submission moves out of all of his different submissions that he does. That's one of your, uh, your favorites.

I've always liked the, uh, the crapper is a good one. That's a good one. Uh, splinter is fantastic. What was one of your favorite fights that he did with, with who? I mean, when he fought, uh, Blackjack Mulligan, it's all just becoming wrestling. I'm happy that you came through with a name. I couldn't think of, yeah, yeah. Oh, because when you said the split out, when you were talking about him, all his things

sounded, sounded like wrestling finishing moves, the splinter, the hammer, anything. The people's elbow. I'm great. Was it the rock? So anyways, if people are just, uh, if people are just tuning in, I'm saying this is actually is like, this is streaming live. If your wife just came walking in and he was, she was wondering what you were cackling about. We're hyping our film here, cheat.

That's in the Tribeca film festival. And with that, let's get back to the podcast. Cause I, I, that was a bad time to hype it because you guys were talking about how the rock came back. Oh, it was awesome. Oh, it was fucking awesome. Did you see it? The rock has come back.

Yeah. It was awesome. The best part of, uh, WrestleMania, Joe, do you like pancakes? Do you like pancakes? I'll do it for you. Ask me. Do you like pancakes, Bill? You know what I'm saying?

It doesn't matter what you like. Why wouldn't you play along, Joe? Cause he stinks. Cause he's got, cause I know it's coming. I, you know why it wasn't cause he's wearing a purple T-shirt. Yeah. That's not really purple. It's purple, Joe, purple, Joe.

No, that was the best part of WrestleMania was when they, you know, they're doing the thing with the off-campus manager now, the unknown manager of the WWE. So in the middle, did you watch it? I watched the rock. I just watched. When they do that thing where in the middle of the match, it goes, doodity. And they're like, we have received an email from our anonymous manager and then rock goes over the laptop and he goes as an anonymous manager of the WWE, I think, and dude, he

doesn't even have to say, he just fucking looks up. The place is going ape shit, waiting for him to do it. And Bobby, I'm sitting there watching with Bobby, Bobby goes, what, what, why are they cheering? And dawn his wife goes, Bobby, it doesn't matter what he thinks. I'm like, Bob, how did you not know that? And then of course he screams it and breaks the fucking laptop. Oh, it was awesome.

Oh, I thought he was going to be that he thinks that you absolutely suck. I thought he was going to go that he's got so many of them. This is one thing that made the rock unbelievable that he was beside the fact, but best performer I ever saw post Rick flair is the fact that he was prolific. How he just kept coming with new jokes every week. Dude, there was nothing better than late nineties. Was it 98 99 remember that 2000? We used to take nights off from stand up to stay home and stay home and watch Monday night

raw. And we'd have Keith on the phone or Patrice or something. And we would just be screaming, laughing. And I wasn't even interested in those guys. Keith Patrice and Bobby got me back into it. I mean, I hadn't watched it since Greg, the hammer, Valentine and I was in college. San Martino Smackdown was every Thursday and I was in college Thursday was a huge, huge part bar night and my college ate all the drinks, spells and shit.

So we would set the VCR back. We needed to fucking do that with the timer and all that. And how was it when you figured out how to do that? It was great to tape Smackdown. We go to the bar. We get hammered and we come home at like 2am and put the Smackdown tape in just trash screaming at the TV. Oh, we start wrestling in the fucking apartment, but nobody I mean, the rock has full package.

She's big. He's good looking. And he's got Mike skills, dude, you know, I remember, I remember what we wanted to do. The rock was so big. We actually contemplated. If I was hosting a show or Bobby was hosting a show, we were going to go up and do rocks finishing move. Remember that shit when he would get you in the people's elbow, not the people's elbow

rock bottom. The rock bottom. Okay. We were trying to figure out a way down at the Boston Comedy Club. We just finally decided that that wooden stage would not work. It was two by two. Yeah. We were going on earlier in the week.

We were going to have just have some fake argument and was going to come up there. We're just going to get, you know, when he would get you in the rock bottom, then would look at the crowd and just jump up with them was going to slam me down. I just, I just knew better. How upset would you get because it would happen once in a while where he get a guy in the rock bottom and he was just about to do it and then the guy would reverse it and rock bottom, the rock. That would make me so angry when that happened.

He's so good. I actually follow him on Twitter team bring it because I'm part of team. And I actually remember, I remember I bought that shirt. I had bring it, the bring it shirt and I cut the sleeves off because I would still be giving you shit. If I saw you in that, I think you were in LA full time at that time, right at the end of the apartment. I cut the shirt and cut the sleeves off.

Oh, by the way, Bobby came out to LA and went on a hike with me and Nia and my dog. He ended up walking, walking the dog at the end of it. The guy was out there. I had the flu. I was in a hotel room the whole time when you guys were out gallivanting around the fucking. How did you like my does that a beautiful dog? If I were to get a dog, I think the next dog I get when one of my dogs dies, which is a few years as a British bulldog or what are they called?

You tell me you told you told blue nose pit bull, blue nose pit bull. I just like him because they look the muscle. They got muscle. They look like a horse. Yeah. It's like a horse, like a little mini horse. Just a bad ass. What does it look like, Bob?

A mini horse. A horse. A horse. I was psyched. Bob was actually, he's really good with dogs. Yeah. And she took right to him. Yeah, but they actually went and did the whole hike.

I stayed at the bottom at a little log. Well, first of all, Bob didn't have any hiking gear and we were also on flat land and he was already getting winded. So we actually dropped, we actually dropped them off at a restaurant. They dropped me off at a restaurant at the bottom of the restaurant. Yeah. I sat on the curb and smoked cigarettes and talked to my cell phone and everybody was looking at me like a piece of shit.

Oh, they weren't Bob. That was like a low self-esteem. They loved you. You're not supposed to smoke in the front. There's a sign. I was smoking in front of a sign that says no smoking in the whole valley. People actually respect it out there. Out here, it's like you're putting your cigarette out on the no smoking sign.

I didn't see it. Nobody gives a shit. Yeah, that was good. That was a good little restaurant. That was an East Coast, West Coast joke. Okay. So this movie, Joe, you went to the, we didn't get to go Saturday night to the premiere. And just to let everybody know, it's a short.

It's not a, you know, people, a lot of people, it's a feature length movie. It's a 15 minute short we, we've, we produced. Can you stop with your fucking OCD? We're cleaning up Joe. Stop cleaning up and you fucked up, you're grabbing wires now. Something's fine. It's fine. This is, you got to know how to deal with this, dude.

This is a press conference right now. You got to keep talking about the movie, dude. You know, pretend that this is like the cameras. No, if I was in a press conference and you started cleaning the table, I'd tell you to stop. Yeah, Joe. You got to relax. No, no.

I'll pretend like I'm like paparazzi. This is training for you. You got to just fucking tunnel vision it, dude. Quit trying to fucking mind fuck us here. Yeah. You're already in. Quit trying to mind fuck me. It's my house.

I'll clean all I want. How about that? Because we're trying to do a show. Yeah. You're moving coffees. You're sweeping crumbs off the table. I get it. I get it.

It stinks. Stop it. It basically means, it basically means that you're paying less attention to the conversation that's going on here. Yes. You think I haven't heard this fucking speech 800 times in the last week. What, him hyping the movie? Yeah.

Really? Yeah. I've been doing radio with him all week. I know what he's saying. He did one. I was at the premiere. I was there. He did one podcast.

Joe DeRosa is difficult to work with. He really is. And that's going to be his fucking downfall. He's wordy and he's difficult to work with. Listen, Joe. He's trying to set you up to talk about you. Yes. I was going to say, you're the big fucking night.

And you're cleaning the table. No, now I'm listening. So let me get you back on track. You see, as a stand-up comedian, one of the great things about performing live is that if it starts to go bad, you can adjust. You can do something about it. So my big fear, and still, even though the film's already killed, is going down there and sitting there.

And if it's not going well, that powerless feeling that I can't hit stop, I can't fix something, that would have freaked me out. So I was really interested, Joe, to hear, as you're sitting there, knowing that our film is going on last after seven other short films, all of which are going to be awesome because they're in this fucking huge festival. They probably made other films before. Yes. They've been in festivals.

They know what they're doing. They have those glasses that says, I know how to make a film. They have those beards that don't connect that I've made many films before this. And we've never done it. We're comics. And we finally got our shit together, joined forces, put our minds together, our creativity, and our mula, and our talents told us that we were awesome. But now we're going to find out, and then we put it all together.

How nervous are you? How nervous are you? I got to be honest. I was more ex I was much more excited than nervous. Nervous is, you know, I told me, you saw a couple of films, you know, well, well, if you let me finish my story, the way I was going to tell it's got an attitude to work with. I mean, we only got an hour, Joe, we got an hour, yeah, let me tell you, you're asking

me the microwave. You're going to yell you fucking amateur when Bobby was screaming rock things directly in the mic. You didn't yell at him. No, because he said, don't wait. And I also adjust his level. You Joe, you fucking, you got you eating the mic, you're right back in that pool. You know, it's bad to back in that backyard with that pole that I don't like about you

as a man. You didn't just fucking deal with that. You tried to throw him under the bus, you pulled a Kobe fucks around on his wife. I go back to just one second, both of you. You know what? I don't hate this bully and the bully in the fucking pool. You probably pulled this shit with him too. You probably busting his balls and he was trying to keep cool, trying to enjoy the pool,

trying not to choke you out. And then he fucking snapped. He probably were cleaning up around the pool. He probably put his coat down on the table and you're like, dude, can you please? Hey guys, guys, did you get all your alpha male juice out of your systems now? You good? Did you trash your body? Yeah.

Are you good now? Are you good? Joe, we were trying to set you up to make you feel good. And I was trying to answer you. You were sweeping off the table. No, I'm trying to answer your question. When Joe tells a story, they should say, she'll be coming around the mountain when she comes. We know back in 1982, she'll be coming around.

Don't put the mic down. He quit. He quit. You don't quit. Joe quit. You don't quit. You don't tell you the fucking story. You want to hear the story or do you want to break his balls?

Four years of doing a podcast. I never had somebody put the mic down. Wow. You want to break balls? That was the no last moment. Oh my God. He put the mic down. Like Joey Bayard.

He was going to walk out. All we need is whoopee here. Joe, you fucking quit. No, not like what we saw in my show. This is my show. Oh, be like if Bill O'Reilly walked off. What happened, Joe? You know what I'm saying?

You quit. Go ahead. Let's get started. No, it's not. It's a podcast. Bobby, what do you hope is going to happen? I hope that this movie, actually somebody sees it from the festival. I hope we're up for competition, which is we keep forgetting we're in competition.

We could win an award. If we win an award. Bobby, we're only competing with ourselves. That's true. If we win an award, we get to put one of those little leafy things in front of the film. I want to win an award. Oh, you know, all these people when they win an Oscar, they, what are you going to do with it?

Get into my bathroom. I would have that fucking thing hanging from an invisible string. There's no physical award. We don't win like a trophy. Well, we don't know the answers to anything that you're saying right now. You're completely making all this up. Whatever said, we're going to have a war. We're in competition.

We there could be a physical trophy. We don't know. It has to be one. Well, if there's one physical trophy, who's it going to? Well, maybe me, since I was the one there for everything. Let's see. There he goes. Everything.

He did everything. You wouldn't be here if it wasn't for us. No, no, no. Joe did everything. You wouldn't fucking. Joe did everything. God damn it. He did everything.

He really did. You know what? Just so he doesn't cry if there is one trophy, we'll give it to Joe. You can have it. I don't want it. I don't need it. I already got my trophy, Bill. My trophy was the hard work.

You can sit there and fucking spoon with it. Well, he really stinks. It's just, you know, it was fun. It was fun. It was good. And then what happened? We tried to set him up for a story and then he quits the show. I didn't quit.

I was saying. Now he's winning awards. Now he's winning awards. All the work he did. Now he's winning awards. You guys are so predictable. We just showed up with a couple of Hawaiian shirts on. I get it.

I get what you're doing. Yeah, we're breaking your balls. It's fun and people are enjoying it. Listen, I think that this movie, I'm going Wednesday night. I'm going, I'm going to everyone, everyone. Okay. Well, I'll be there Wednesday. You guys aren't going Saturday.

You're both out of town. I'm not going Saturday. I'm not going Saturday, Joe. Making more money so we can make another fucking film. I know. I just said you're not going to be at every one. Jesus. With the guilt.

With the guilt. So then Sunday is the. He's really a better than this, Joe. Can you stop throwing lint angry? I'm annoyed because I want to talk about the premiere and how great it was. I'm talking about it. Joe. No, you'll think I was going to lead you up to that.

You're better than this. The old Joe DeRosa took the bait. I'm not better than this. Don't give him a pet talk. Let him fucking. I'm trying. I'm trying to turn him into a man. I'm in a soft place right now.

Bill. I'm lonely. I'm thinking about buying a dog. I'm in a bad emotional place right now. I have no sympathy for you. Yeah, I know. Typical. Thank you.

Because you're trying to use the fact that you're in a bad place right now to get out of this trash rather than just taking it like a man. Taking a tragedy the whole time. What else you want me to do? I want you to sit there and go boar. I want you to stick out your lack of a man chest and just take it. Go fuck yourselves. All right, Joe.

So you're in the theater. No, what Billy fitted. I can let Bobby fit it. Your legs are crossed. So you're in the theater. You're with your friends. Well, finish what you were saying first. Well, no, we can go to this.

You're in the theater. You go there. It's packed. Sold out, correct? The smell of spring is in the air. Sold out. You got some friends there. You got some industry on your side there, correct?

Well, the publicist for the film, Michael O'Brien was there and Conan Smith, Bobby and my manager was there. OK. And some of the reps from the festival were there. Right. And they were very enthusiastic about the movie. So that was great. Right.

And you're alone. You know, the movie's going up last. And I had friends there too. I had some of my closest friends there. Yeah, I covered that. So you're... Joe, you knew it was going to be like this. You knew it was not acting surprised.

All right. So you're in the movie. Bobby and Anthony is just going to be a war zone on Wednesday. No. We're all going into O&A on Wednesday. No, this is different. It's going to be a five-way fucking trashy. I wouldn't have it any other way.

Yeah, I know. I know. It's funny. They're not going to hype the movie. They're going to trash it. That's what they do. Jesus. That's all they do.

But we don't care because all the movies, they're all sold out. So it's not like we need people to go. All the shows are sold out. Except for Thursday. Yeah, who gives a shit? What's one of them? So you're in the movie. You know who gives a shit?

We give a shit, Bobby. I was telling this movie. I was reverse saying it in my own. Bobby, this is the answer. No longer in charge of advertising for this short film. This is the answer that you've been removed. I want to give Bill earlier. I am the one who set up the Twitter and the Facebook and the website and all that.

No, you didn't. No, you didn't. Joe did. What? Yeah. Joe did everything. I'm sorry. That's not what I meant when I said that.

I'm just showing the movie to every famous person I can meet out in L.A. That's not what I meant when I said that. I meant going to the premiere. The real work. Ah, Joe. It's so funny. He, wow. You just have a little board.

You can push buttons and he has that shit eating really burst smile and you just fall into it. No, I didn't. Well, because we've had real fights about this stuff, so I don't want to, I don't want to re-op. I didn't want to sell it. I was re-opening it. Way to make it real, Joe.

Yeah. You're the only one taking this seriously, Joe, which is fucking around. You should just say, I know I'm an arrogant cunt and then you could have just fucking told the story. I'm not arrogant. No, you are a cunt. You're a cunt. No, what you do is you just, when someone starts trashing you, you just agree with it.

Bill, look at your big fucking pumpkin head. I know it's awful. I can't wait till Halloween. All right. Whatever. Bob, look at your fat stomach. I know it's awful. I can't sleep on my, my belly.

I have to sleep on my. You can't sleep on your belly? No, like I'm like the elephant man. Your legs in the air. I have to sleep on my side with my hands on the thing of tums at all times. Oh, Satan, that's over. Boom. It's done.

It's done. There you go. Joe, we're trying to help you here. Oh, Bobby, Bobby, Bobby. Oh, Bob. Nothing. You're the same way. No, I'm not.

No, I'm absolutely not. Stop dragging me into your physical hell. No, he doesn't take the hit. He just makes it. You know what? You know what? Joe's body of Will Ferrell fucked Chevy Chase. I'll take that.

I'll take that. There you go. Now it's over. All right. So, Joe, you're in the movie theater. You got a big bowl of Jack's stuffing them into your pie hole. Yes. I'm not kidding.

That's fucking awful. Cheese puffs. If you take Cheetos, if you make Cheetos obese, those are Jack's. So what you asked me earlier was, was I nervous? And what I was going to say was I wasn't nervous. I was excited in a way that I usually am not about a big or pressure some stand-up show because I actually felt relieved that I had no control over it. I was like, there was, there was a certain release.

It is what it is. Okay. So let's go down, Joe. Let's go down. First two movies out of the gate looked like they were shot by Tarantino. And I'm like, oh, fuck. I would have crawled out of the theater. Oh, Jesus.

I was just going to suck. There we go. Third and fourth. All the movies were great. But they weren't all comedies. Those, those, no. Yeah. Well, here's the thing.

Third and fourth movies were great too. And up until this, and then the fifth movie was insane. It was this movie called. And I was just like, this kid paid for real special effects. And I'm talking. Oh, that was the one you were like, this thing's definitely going to be. Yeah. Yeah.

And I don't want to blow up his spot. I don't want to talk about it, but it was like, he had like literally fucking Michael Bay special effects going on this thing. And I was like, oh man, we're done. We're fucking done. None of this has been comedic. These guys. Oh, Jesus.

And then. The sixth movie was dramatic too. And then finally the seventh movie was this, this, this little sort of documentary thing that this kid did about his grandfather. And it was really charming and funny. And I was like, all right, cool. And then the seventh movie. The eighth.

That was the sixth movie. Then the seventh movie was a comedy with this kid named Carmine, something. And it was fucking great. This kid's going to be like. Written all over him. He knows who you guys are. I used to do comedy and stuff. I guess.

So. I don't want to hear about other people's successes. Go ahead. People were really laughing at that point. And then. So now you're nervous. Now I'm like, now I'm nervous for different reasons. Now I'm like, well, fuck, I hope we get as many laughs as these two did.

Yeah. We can close the festival on a fucking. Yeah. Because our movie is like, you know, we're a little, there's a little scumbagging to start film. You know what I mean? You know what I mean? A little.

Yeah. So then, uh, so then it comes on and from the jump laughs, laughs, laughs, fucking. It killed. It was great. Crescendoed all the way up to the end. Got a nice applause break. It was fucking great. Did you at any point be, could you, did you have to wait until the end to be able to

relax? Or was it one point where you're like, all right, they're on the ride. This is going to go good. No, literally once it got rolling within like the first five minutes, there were enough laughs that I was like. Actually enjoyed watching it for the first time ever. He told me he goes, I was, I was ear to ear smile and I could just pitch a Joe wide. I'd looking around a theater as the director.

Dude, I, I would have, I would have freaked. Cause I've never. Yeah. Cause I've never, uh, obviously I've never said, you know, if you look at my IMDB page, definitely. You didn't go to the premiere of the movie, uh, that movie. No, uh, the other guys. The other guys.

Yeah. No. He didn't go. No. I had a gig in like shabuikin. Such a fucking comic. Jesus. I was in good luck.

Chuck. One scene. I was on the red carpet taking interviews. No, but I, I didn't get to go to premiere. I got, they had a thing where all the cast and crew. I was on the red carpet taking interviews. No, but I, I didn't get to go to premiere. I got, they had a thing where all the cast and crew.

Everybody there. And I was really bummed, but it was just, uh, dude, it's like, they, they tell you like six days before and I had like sold out shows. So now I can't tell everybody to go fuck themselves at that book tickets to my show. So I mean, I always, I mean, this is probably dumb, but I was just holding onto the fact if, if somebody really liked what I did, they're going to try and get me, which is really stupid because you have to do something that they like and then get in their face and here's my card and remember me and I'll send you a fruit basket and yeah.

That's, that's the part of the business. I'm, I'm getting much better at, I'm becoming a really good Schmoozer. When I went to good luck Chuck, I did that small scene at the airport at the end. I looked over, Eddie Murphy was at the premiere. I looked over at my scene and he, he laughed. I heard that dumb Eddie Murphy laugh. That's fucking great. Made me, I was like, fucking Eddie Murphy.

Was good luck Chuck. The one where Dane was in the beginning of the barn. He said that unbelievable mean shit to that girl. No. What was that one? That was my best friend's girl. Same. I saw that dude.

That was fucking funny. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's, it's, you know, it's, it's, it's an exciting thing, man. I was, to be honest with me, the, the, so when you walked out, what people fucking. Well, he gets the, he gets to go up after the showing and they ask him questions. Oh, that's why he thinks he did everything.

See that set up. See, I fucking hooked you up, Joe. So you can talk about your little story. You see that? That was good. That was good. I wanted to, for the listeners, I wanted to buy Joe one of those director outfits from like the 1920s where you have like those jockey pants and then I'm going on a safari

director hat. A megaphone. Yeah. That big action. And a long cigarette holder. Oh yeah. No, they, I gotta be honest. I'm not, I'm not saying this to be sappy or blow smoke up the two of your asses, but

the feeling I felt most was, was proud of you guys, like watching your scenes and watching them kill as hard as they did motion is not allowed in this podcast. Yeah, I know. I was actually most, that really was my best feeling. I was like proud of my friends watching them kill it. I was like, this is fucking awesome. This is how much of a sports maniac I am. I was working Royal Oak, Michigan, not bragging.

And I got off stage and I knew that the, the premiere was that night. And I also knew that the Bruins and the Canadians were in overtime and I got a text from you that said the movie fucking killed, but I didn't get any texts from Bruins fans. So I was thinking, oh fuck that we lose. And I actually called my Bruins friends. Well, yeah, your priorities are in order to, it's good. No, but I knew that if you said the movie bombed, I probably still wouldn't have called you. I just hate the Canadians, man.

We just can't lose to those guys. So game six was last night. Oh fuck, what if they tied it up by the time this comes out? It's still devastated from when the lights went out fucking 15 years ago, 16 years ago against the Canadians. Remember when the lights went out in the garden? Oh yeah. Yeah, but we ended up losing the series.

Yeah, but we were winning the series. We were in the momentum shifted after someone pulled the plugs in the old garden. Oh, no, you know what? That period of time, that's when I was doing so much. Hang on one second. Earmuffs were talking sports. Joe, go ahead. That was the moment when I was doing so much.

You're going to earmuff that joke that was my wish I had one for that one. Well, Bill, Bill laughed at mine a little bit. There was a little smirk. He got nothing on yours, nothing. Just a stone face. Bobby, I don't look that he had to fucking tell the audience because it's radio. Yeah, I had to tell the audience. Yes, I did get that accent from you.

You don't pronounce whatever those vowels are. I can't say certain words. I say weird and then I can't say a philanthropist and there's another one. Yeah, you can't say Phil. Phil Lampert. Lampert. We went to get it. I can't say it.

It is. I can't say it. We would get you to say it. Joe, Joe, you're smart. Philanthropist. No, you fucked it up. Philanthropist. There's an H after the T or whatever.

All right, so all three of us fucked it up. So there you go. Move on. Three of us made a movie, everybody. Three innings. Bobby puts Rs on words where they don't belong and shit. That's called the boss of the accent, stupid. Yeah, pizza, idea.

I know. The other day he goes, we went to get pizza and he goes, you're ready to get this pizza? And I go, that's the first time you've ever said that word correctly ever since I've known you. Literally ever. I like how you guys have sort of a little food bond. You guys live near each other. And we have food. Yeah, but I'm like the guy that can handle his drugs.

You're like junkies. I'm the junk junk foodie. I'm the guy that can maintain a job. You're not in shape though. You're a mess physically. Wait a second. Listen, this thing about Joe, Joe is in horrific shape, but he's six three. So it's OK.

This this thing about Joe, Joe is going to be one of those tall, fat guys when he's 40. He is now. He's going to be. He's going to be. Joe, what is that? But that's the only fat on my body. You're laying on your back and you still got a look. Don't suck it in.

The only thing pick up your shirt. Jump up and down. You're going to tell me about that. Let's jump up and down. I'm just being asked you a question. So you you feel good. Let me take a picture of you without a shirt and put it exactly. If you were not saying I look good, I'm saying this gut doesn't mean I'm fat.

That no, I'm saying you don't look good. So we agree. You don't look good. Sucking in a little bit built. No, I'm not jump up and down, jump up and down. No, exactly. It's not exactly. I'm not jumping up and down.

Watch it. Wiggle, see it. Yeah, it'll wiggle. That creep. It'll wiggle. Yellow, Vranjela. It'll wiggle. I am out of shape.

So round out. I am out of shape. You've never been in shape. I'm out of shape. I know that's my bit, actually. I've I'm out of never been in shape. I know I do a joke about it. Yes, I know the problem.

Just take the hit, Joe. I am out of shape. I'm not fat, though. There's a difference. I'll tell you that. I'm going to tell you why, Joe. Don't tip like, oh, that would have been great. I'm going to tell you why, Joe.

This is the thing. Most guys who are out of shape the way you are, at some point in their life, they were in shape and they did some push-ups. So they still got some shoulders, some chest going on, and then they got this beer belly. Your shit is just like, your chest and your stomach are, it's just straight.

It's straight down and it's all just jiggly. Right. Yeah, nothing is ever better. Yeah, I'm out of shape. No, you've never been in shape. I'm not fat. No, you look like you look like a female dog that just had a giant litter.

It's going to be nursing. I was trying to do that with them. I was trying to say that with the mummy, but that was much better. Thank you for punching up my Joe. But again, out of shape, not fat. Fat is fat. I'm not a fat guy.

You would never in a million years look at me and go, he's fat, ever, ever. You would say it's insane. Listen, Joe, I'm going to tell you right now, you're probably clinically obese. Now, clinically obese, Joe, is just 25 pounds over fucking weight, essentially. There's no way of 25 pounds over weight, Bill.

Joe, but the thing is, you don't have any muscle. That is all fat. Bobby has muscle. Boom. Underneath the cell. Look at that. Bobby has muscle. No, you don't.

You have a muscle that allows you to hold that mic. You have the original muscle. Yeah, exactly. Well, I just disagree. Bobby, I don't think Joe's enjoying himself. No, you know what it is? No, I'm not. I think it's because it's because it's two of them.

If it was just you or just me, it'd be fine. Here's what it is. No, I'll tell you what it is. I'll tell you what it is. Did I not sit there and take it? Am I taking the fat stuff? Yes. I'll tell you what it is.

You don't laugh when people trash you. No, I do laugh when people trash me. That's because Joe's not a comic. He's a director. OK, all right. Let me finish. I do laugh when people trash me. This is what you guys do, though.

You guys take your 10 plus years more time in this business. Now it's a resume. You know what this is? And I'm trying to fight against two guys that are 10 years ahead of me. This is the female comic argument. It's not female comic. It's not fair.

It's not fair. It's impossible. You guys link up and beat the shit out of me. This is why he does the alternative rooms. Yeah, yeah. Don't bring up the alternative rooms. I'm just fucking with you, Joe. I get it, Bill.

I don't know what you're going to do. All right, you know what? Now it's not even funny. I know. Let's go back. Let's go back to the film. Let's let him. No, no, let's not even go back.

Let's just pick a topic that Joe can feel like we like him again. Oh, fuck you. We're joking. Joe, that's funny. OK, what do you want me to? I'm Joe, why don't we order you some donuts? I'm busting back.

I'm busting back. And you're getting angry at how I'm busting back. No, I'm not Joe, because we, Bobby, have you been upset at all during this podcast? No, I think it's truly been. I'm annoyed. This is why I'm annoyed. Shut your face.

No, I'm not chatting my face. It's truly dislike, Joe. I'm annoyed because you constantly talk over me. When we do uninformed, we do this. Every time I'm talking, in a conversation, I'm talking, and you just barrel in with whatever you want to say. It's fucking irritating.

And then you trash before I die last. And you're asking me a question about the movie, and I'm trying to answer it so people can hear about the movie. And you're too busy going, ah, Joe, you said that. And it's like, you shut it down for two seconds. Just let me talk and talk about the fucking movie in your spirit. Yeah, I'm in a rag fest.

How was that a rag fest? It's fucking irritating. How was the questions at the end of the movie? I think he's really mad. Joe, how was the questions at the end of the movie? They were great. They were great. It was a fucking wonderful experience.

The entire experience was the best out of my life. What was one of the questions that you were asked? Why are the other two guys not here? Because we have to pay the bills. We have careers. No, I asked. Because I did all the work. Joe's not having fun.

Let's get back in the mood. No, really, what happened? Did you announce us, or did you just take all the credit? I didn't announce you, because you weren't there. But I said our movie and what we wanted to do. Did you say who we were? Like Robert Kelly and Bill Burr. I don't remember.

Just for the record, Joe. I know Stondres, because he was there. Just for the record, I don't give a shit. But they didn't ask me. I know, but it wasn't individual. It wasn't individual. It wasn't like one person stood up and said, hey, Joe, it wasn't like that.

It was like somebody asked a question, and they passed the mic down, and everybody had to answer it. So you had to answer one question, everybody, the same question. Wait a minute, that was like two or three questions. That's the level we're at with these five directors, and there's only one microphone? Is that the level we're at?

Well, it was just that everybody that asked the question said, this is for everybody. I want to know. Did you get asked any individual questions? No, nobody did. Everybody that asked the question said, I want to ask this to everybody. Can I ask questions when I go?

Yeah, and I will announce you when you are there. So at the end of it? No, it was great being like all the directors being like, the movie, we were saying this about New York, and this was our connection to New York, and it was about the soul and all that stuff. And then when it finally got to me going, our movie has absolutely no morals or message.

And people ended up liking the honesty of it. They loved it. The most frequent comment I was complimented, I received at the party afterwards, we loved how candid your movie was. It was really honest. I think even the word brave might have been thrown out at some point.

Well, that's where you had. That's like sort of a, I don't know, that might be a backhanded compliment. That's been brave putting something like that out there. Yeah, that's when the book was like, I could never imagine doing this, but they're very talented. By the way, people, I don't know if I mentioned this

on the podcast ever before, but the book has been, the book, the movie has now morphed into a book. And a lot of people are asking, how can we go see this movie? There's gonna be two ways. One, if we end up getting into other film festivals, which I think will happen because we got the, yeah, this credit.

So, but it obviously won't be in every state, but however, this movie has now turned into a book. So we're writing a book, and when the book comes out sometime, the beginning of next year, I'm guessing, or so, the movie itself will be available with the purchase of the book. So look at us guys, we made a movie,

now we're writing a book. We should be all be having a good time here breaking balls. Well, do you know what Joe did to me the other night? This is what kind of a host Joe is. I'm laying here, look at me, I've dropped some weight, you can tell financially, things aren't working out for me right now. And I'm laying on the couch fucking the time of night

fucking the time of night when you have dinner comes around, you know, there was nothing, right? And I go, second I go to get up and say, I gotta go do my spots, this guy pulls out like a fucking great egg, goddamn steak and starts frying it up. Giant thing, doesn't ask nothing. Like, hey, Bill, you want something, nothing.

No, I had one steak, it's a bad enough that I gotta watch him loaf on this fucking couch for three days, I'm not feeding him jokes. Joe, oh Joe, don't open this Pandora's box. I'm opening it. You're opening it, Joe? Oh Joe. I know who I'm renting from, I'm a little weird.

Oh yeah, you're renting 80 bucks a month to live in fucking Manhattan, you motherfucker. Yeah, and you got a tenant that treats this place like I got to do diamond diamonds. I gotta give Joe a compliment. Of course I do, before he starts crying again. Is the fact that he is such a fucking neat freak. Unbelievable tenant.

Yeah. Anybody who has any sort of financial head says, evict this fucking loser out of this place and in charge, they don't say that. I'm joking, Bill. Well, I can't tell you, eyebrows are so far down, jeez your eyes, that's nice. All right, so I know.

I would go as far as saying I'm doing you a favor, Bill. No, it works out. It does. I would love to steal Joe as a tenant. If I ever sublet my place, I'm lowering my rent to $500 less than what you're paying him. If you ever sublet your place, I'll pay you a thousand more month than I'm paying Burk

and I'm coming right over. I love that. And you know, the day his body with the joints don't work has to walk down your spiral staircase and he takes a header and then soothes you because he's a clumsy fuck. I'm gonna laugh my ass off. There's an elevator, Joe.

You can just go out the front door and take the elevator down. Sounds good to me. Hey, Joe, I think you should follow through with that threat. Now it's real. You cocksuck it. You can't move in.

I'm not going anywhere. Joe, do you think you're the only fucking neurotic douchebag in Manhattan that wipes up every five seconds? Yeah, we're actually in Hell's Kitchen. Here it is, folks. Is this it? A million gay guys around here. You can just sweep in here to be the same thing.

Exactly. Sweep them in. Is this the end of the stay in the Wilbur apartment? It's really not that big a deal. Huh? Yeah, renting out a fucking apartment is not that big a deal. Okay.

Well, no, no, no, no. I actually stopped. When you asked me to beg me to say something. No, I didn't. Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa. Before we get down this road. I absolutely did. No, I did.

I said, Joe, if you want to take it this far, take it this far. But I think you're going to regret it. And I'll end up regretting it because it's working out for both of us. I didn't beg you. Listen. That's how your ego fucking read it, I'm sure.

Listen. Listen. Listen. Who's going to get upset now? Not that easy to sublet. Who's going to get upset now? No, no, no. But, Joe, this is the thing.

He's brought some real shit up. Oh, you were bringing real shit up earlier. He keeps going your ego. He thinks that in real life. The ego shit, he means that when he says it. So fuck it. If we're real, we're not going to read it. The only person who's been like arguments,

it keeps going, it's you. I have, like, me and Bobby getting along great here. OK, good, you read it. You know what? Switch mics. I think it's the red. He's got the red one. Switch mics.

Now you got the happy mic. That's a happy mic. Now let's see if we can get Bobby back. Look it. You got real with shit. You got real with a slam. So I got real too. Why can't we wait?

Joe, I was fucking around. Look, guys, guys, guys, guys. Joe, you see the joke? I was fucking around. And then you took it as real. Every time you say something real, you go, I'm just fucking around. But when I say an ego, I was just fucking around,

then that doesn't count. What kind of fucking system is this that we've worked out here? All right, Joe. Yeah, you're right. You're right. It's me. No, no, it is.

It is, Joe. Joe LaRosa, everybody. Joe LaRosa on the Monday Morning Podcast. Oh, yeah, it's fantastic. It is good, Joe. Joe, don't end on a cut note. I got to wrap this up. Can we just promote the fucking movie?

And these arguments have been promoting it. We have a movie this week in the festival. Dude, this isn't like a live radio show. It's like, at this point, if they haven't shut this fucking thing off, they've listened to it right on through. I tried to go to your website and do it, but your page wasn't coming up, by the way. Your podcast on the website.

That's amazing. That never happens at my page, fucking around. Oh, it does all the time. When it comes to internet shit, whenever I asked Joe, hey, Joe, I downloaded the exact same thing you downloaded. I always do something wrong. And then Joe will be like, yeah, this is kind of a weird. I could have the exact same computer as Joe.

Download from the exact same site. Click the same button. And somewhere in it, I do something. Every time I call, what's his face, Kurt? He just always goes, yeah, that's weird. I don't know why. I don't know why that's happening. So yeah, it's me.

Yeah, I tried to not. It's me. So whatever I'm going to be, it's on it's on iTunes. Wait, did you go to iTunes? It wasn't up yet. Did you go to billbird.com? What's a bill bird podcast? I went to that.

You went to that. How long ago? It didn't come up right when you tweeted it this morning. Right. Oh, yeah. No, it takes a second. OK, that's what I should. I should do.

See what happens is I upload it and then say it's there. I should wait. Woo. I get thrilled with myself. Yeah, I rubbed my ball bag and then I tweet. How are you doing, Joe? How are you doing with the happy mic over there? I think it's over.

I think Joe's over it. Can I just say about that apartment stuff? I know we're going to wrap up, but you can't really sublet easy in this neighborhood. A friend of mine just subletted to somebody. And there's these gypsies that are going around now. They go in, they sublet, and then they extort you. They won't leave.

And the rights are actually on with the tenant. With the tenant, yeah. So you give 20. That's why I don't rent to gypsies when they show up with their frying pan tied to their bell. They send in other people that look normal, nice people. And what do you mean by normal? White.

Oh, jeez. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. So you know, if I were to rent this out again, I would do what I did this time. I would find somebody that I know, as opposed to risking renting out to a gypsy.

Right. I just like to use the word gypsy. I just wanted to throw that factoid in there. Do the gypsies mean the ones who, those homeless people who live up in Central Park? No, all the psychic readers. All those people. You ever see the psychic fronts?

Oh, with those Sam Kinnison scarves tied around their heads? Yeah. Yeah. They go in at 20 grand to get them out of the fucking apartment. And you have to pay rent. They don't pay the rent. So you have to pay the rent, too. I would just turn it into our next movie.

Really? Nice. Now, you know what I would do? I would just, because I have keys to the place here, I would just come in and I would put a little bit of cyanide and all that food. You kill them? Yeah.

And they didn't have that almond aftertaste. And then they die. And the gypsies, they don't have any family. You have to see that movie. I just drop them in the fucking Hudson. There's a new movie called Super with what's his name? Rainn Wilson. It looks creepy, man.

It is fucking great. Yeah, I want to see that. I want to see that movie. I heard it's really dark, man. Dude, it's dark, dark. Like, he goes, you know, when they do these superhero movies, the guy makes his own thing and goes and fights crime and kind of beats a guy up or something.

Now, this guy goes over. Guy cuts him in line at the movies. He butts in. He's like, you can't do that. He's like, what the fuck are you going to do? What's your problem? He just goes and puts his outfit on. And his weapon is a plumber's wrench that he painted red.

He goes back, cracks the guy in the fucking head, splits his head open. Then his wife goes, what are you doing? And then fucking cracks her in the fucking head. It was brilliant. That's why you don't fuck with people. I know it's just a movie. Especially in a red outfit with a plumber's wrench.

I remember one time they had this. They picked this dude up who was, he was wanted for a double homicide. And like, he did the shit. He killed a husband and a wife in like fucking Massachusetts. And they found him down here in New York. You know what he was doing? He was handing out those flyers for the double-decker bus

tours. And that's like a guy you'd be like, you'd fuck with. And if you got into an argument, yeah, handing out your fucking flyers, get a real job. And this guy committed a double murder. What about that guy on the subway that just fucking just started killing people?

Killed his girlfriend, girlfriend's mom. Then he was on the train. This guy. Well, he just started slashing people. Walks up to a guy, he goes, I'm gonna kill you. He had a big butcher's knife, walked up to this big bald guy. He's like, I'm gonna kill you. You're gonna die today.

This guy had to fight him, wound up doing some UFC moves, like holding him. Oh, I heard about that. And then the cops came and grabbed him. But the guy, his whole fucking head was sliced up from this guy. You know what's sad about that is the amount of slices that you have to take as a normal person

because you're not used to that confrontation. You'd be like, what? Why are you gonna try to kill me? And you'd be like, oh, oh, at least three before. Like that's how I would be like. I would be one of the easiest people. Before you fought back, you'd take a couple of slips. Oh yeah, I would already be woozy.

And then it'd be the first time my freckled arm would come out to try and stop something. It's getting cut with a knife though. You don't feel it. You don't feel the slices. Oh, I felt it this morning. Did you cut yourself? Yeah, really bad.

We don't really feel it. It's visual. Once you see it, then you feel it. No, I felt it. Really? Yeah. You really are not supposed to feel it because it's so sharp.

It was a bread knife. Oh, serrated? Yeah. And all I thought about was when those terrorists saw somebody's head off when they were alive. Ah, that's the worst. I would just literally be going. No one's always trying to get me to watch those videos.

I would just be going faster, faster. So I would be, hurry. Oh, yeah. No, why would you watch that? Why would you put that in there? I know, it's terrible. It's awful. So now that we've told horrific stories about New York,

come on into the Tribeca Film Festival. This week, Joe, we have the podcast. Come on, Joe. All week. All week, baby. We're there all week. Sunday, we're going to be there. Actually, it's sold out, but you can come down and hang out.

There's going to be a little party. No, no, no. Don't invite strangers out to our rap party. Why not? Because first of all, we haven't set one up. No shit. I'm fucking promoting it. Yeah, because I don't want to talk too many

comics are famous right now because of this hype. And I'm going to get a ton of emails going, where is this party? And then when I don't respond because there isn't one, they're going to be like, they're going to think you're too busy and you get stuff going on. I want to spend time with the people I care about at this party, you know, believe it or not, I love you guys very much.

I want to spend time talking to you guys at this party. I don't want to talk to some kid. So what was it like working with Colin? I don't fucking, what are you doing? Yeah, I get that, but don't trash the audience that's coming. Jesus. I love them.

Listen to all you want to the podcast. Oh, yeah, you don't, you don't want to interact. It's actually interesting because we are, let's, this will be the last segment, this whole new phase in entertainment. We're back in the day when we were growing up. I don't know about you, Joe, you're kind of like on the fence there where you were half

the old school, half the fucking new school. You know, when we went to go see a fucking show, standup show, rock show, whatever the, the actors did their act and then that was it. You didn't get to meet him unless you were some whore. Once in a while. You'd blow somebody. Once in a while, you'd hang out.

Yeah, I remember I hung out at a couple hotels. I met Deep Purple. You know what I mean? You'd do that crazy shit where you'd hang out and they'd walk by, you'd get a glimpse, maybe it was fucking crazy. Now it's, it's just. Yeah, now I get like emails from,

I got an email from somebody who was like, you know, you should remove that contact bill off of your website because I've sent you, you know, X amount of emails and you never got back to me. And it's just like, dude, I got to write back fucking everybody. I don't have the, I wouldn't have time to fucking make another podcast.

I love, I love meeting people after shows. I love shaking hands. If anybody. Trying to bang a couple of whores. Not me, I don't like banging whores after shows. But if, you know what I mean? If anybody gives a shit about what I'm doing to the point where they want to meet me,

I'm fucking flattered. That's, that's beautiful. What I'm saying though, is what I don't want to do is open every event in my life to, to anybody that wants to come in. That's what I'm clarifying. There's no winning though. I mean, the social media, it's not, it's not full.

We use it to promote shit, but it's, it's not. I mean, you can't, it's a lose, lose. You, I'm promoting my shows. Now you promote, what is that? All you do is promote your shows. If you say something funny, that's not funny. There's no, you're going to. No, I don't read any of those.

You're going to take a hit wherever the fuck you go. You got thousands of people. I kind of like the internet because it's hilarious. You just basically sticking yourself on a dunking stool. But it happens to that too. Exactly, exactly. The regular people put up a YouTube video. They're anonymous.

They're anonymous. These assholes can say whatever they want. They're fucking anonymous. You'll never know who they are. And they can just fucking trash you. You trash them. You look like a fucking asshole to some people. It sucks.

I kind of like back in the day, where you did your shit. You didn't have to fucking be out there. And if fans wanted to be your fans, they had to fucking try. They had to try. Write a letter, join a club, show up and wait in front of a fucking hotel for three hours.

Now any asshole can just follow you on Twitter and maybe go to your fucking show. You know what's great? I don't want to know. They can trash you and then everyone else can read it. So it doesn't even matter if you fucking respond. You don't read any of your responses? I put up a sports thing or something occasionally.

I shouldn't say I don't read any. This is what I do. I'll Twitter something. And then occasionally I will look. Like I don't look. I used to fucking Twitter stuff and then just sit there reading all the shit to just see, is it going good?

Is it? And then I just was like, this is fucking stupid. But they get mad at you that if you don't respond too. Yeah, but what are you gonna do? There's no win. Back in the day you got a fan mail and they had to lick an envelope and put a fucking stamp on it

and never know if you got it. I tell a story, I'm doing a bit of my act about a story about a guy sending me hate mail on Facebook and about that's why I hate Facebook so much. Because in the 90s, if you wanted to send hate mail, it took effort. You had to go buy an envelope and shit and write a letter and halfway through it,

you'd be like, am I even pissed about this anymore? I don't fucking care, but it took commitment. Now, literally from your phone in the middle of a board meeting at work, as you're going, yeah, boss, yeah, you fucking piece of shit. You know what I mean? But everything's moved up.

Back in the day for us to actually do a fucking radio show, we'd have to actually get hired to do one. Now I can just buy this shit at Guitar Center. And this is fucking international. Yeah, if we were doing this show in- People talk to people in fucking Ireland. No, but I'm saying is the potential, the potential of it. The potentials.

Is that people there? Yeah, no. No, no, I was by no means. Philly, I love your podcast. Fucking two jerk of the indigenous. If this was- It was one of us, you know. If we were doing this in the 80s,

we'd be breaking right now to play our mandatory spin of Two Shy Shy. But here it is. You know what I mean? It was like, you gotta do this. You gotta play this radio. But here it is though, is that, you know, some guy tweeted me last week,

I'm not, I'm unfollowing you right now. I just wanted, I followed you to unfollow. Fucking, who gives the shit, dude? You do. Yeah, but here's- Because you're bringing it up. Exactly. I care because it's like, you're such a fucking loser

that you, the average fucking psycho. 99% of the people that follow you- Please tell me you didn't respond. 90, no, of course not. 99% of the people that follow you are fucking your fans and cool people. But that 1% of these fucking lunatics, man, scary fucking crazy sociopaths-

You gotta take it, Bob. You know, you don't. You can have your own app, which I'm, hopefully someday I can just- Wait, let's hype it. Let's hype it. Bobby Kelly has his, I heard this thing's the shit. On the fucking app, dude.

You just put shit out there. Fucking dude, dude, they got the fucking app, dude. I want fucking Billy Bird to have his own app. I'm gonna be at the funny bone Kentucky. Boom. Fucking type it in. Look at that, it pops up. Let me see.

100 miles. Look at that, right there. I'll be gravely just hucked my phone. Robert Kelly near you. I would never do that. Robert Kelly will be performing at PBA Union, New Jersey fundraiser on May 5th, 2011. Okay, okay.

Actually, I'm gonna be in Portland this weekend, but- Dude, your app is fucking awesome. Yeah, go to the tour dates. Yeah, it's great. Where can I go? It's really good. No, look at that thing, dude. That's the shit.

Well, how come my listeners download this thing? You go to iTunes. Just go to Apple, Robert Kelly apps, and you can download it. And then we're updating it this week. Tour dates, the Bobcast, your podcast, soundboard, media. Podcast is right up there.

Store for your audience to listen to. Audience. Ask Bobby, dude, this thing's fucking awesome. Right? Ask Bobby. Live updates right there. Ask Bobby. We'll see, there you go, Bob.

Bob, Bob is trying to- Hey, did you guys, you know, speaking of that, this is gonna be the longest podcast ever. Do you guys see that fucking thing in Rolling Stone? They got this creepy fucking article about this girl who just, everyone was picking on at fucking school.

It's not like the beginning of like a Carrie movie. So she fucking creates this alter ego on MySpace. It started on MySpace, and she starts taking all these fucking sexual goddamn pictures of her. See, all these chicks are like 14. They don't know, they're playing with fire. She ends up fucking this fucking dude who's like 18,

hooks up with their fucking rapes, sir. Jesus. Dude, it's one of the creepiest, and the whole parents are like, yeah, and then she got raped, and we were like, okay, maybe we need to adjust. Like, her parents were fucking morons. You should have seen the pictures

this girl was taking of herself at 14. Like, it was completely, Calvin Klein would have blushed. Okay? Does that make any sense to you? No, because they let any fucking idiot with a reproduction system make a kid in this fucking world, and it's disgraceful. Well, that's another thing, here you go, Joe.

Let me hear some hate. Let me hear some hate. You should have to pass a series of mandatory tests before you're allowed to have a child. As Joe trashes parents of today, I'm gonna grab that, I have to show you the pictures. Go ahead, Joe. Yeah, no, you should.

You should have to pass tests before you're allowed to parent a kid. It shouldn't be a rape, it should be a privilege. It's fucking despicable. It's fucking despicable. It's just, I've seen, don't get me started. Have you ever heard Zero Tolerance, Joe? I love Zero Tolerance, Joe.

Yeah, I should have brought something else up. Back in the day when I used to booze. I fucking really wanted to talk about it. A comic and candidate got sued for $15,000 and can't do that. Yeah, I don't wanna give legs to that fucking story. Why? Because it's like that guy has no money.

It's like that guy who- Those are the pictures? What are they, pro? It's like the guy who burned the Koran. It's like, go ahead and let the guy burn the Koran. Just don't cover it. You don't have to cover it. Just don't give the guy any media attention.

There could be somebody burning a Koran right across there. I don't fucking know it. And then the psychos don't know it. This guy needs, this guy needs. Then people don't know it. Here are the pictures. This girl is underage.

I'm a mudfucker. Take it, huh? Jesus. Sorry, I would not. I was kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding. I was kidding. Come on, you wouldn't think about it. Jesus, she's 14.

I'm not justifying any of that. I can't believe she's 14, Joe. I think she just became a vagant. I'm assuming that those are the- I don't know, you held a 17-year-old's hand. Why wouldn't you fucking hold her hand? No, I didn't. I know.

That's right, he got it quitted. I made it go away. That's right, I'm sorry. Oh, Jesus Christ. Thank Billy Byrne's successful TV. So that's her now, that's her now. Did you ever hate your friends? Did you ever hate their guts?

Wait a minute, but who was the- Who was paying for this photo? These are like magazine photos. Like who paid for this photo shoot? I don't know, I'm a- Look at that one, there's like makeup and- Yeah, dude, this is professionally done. Whoever took these photos,

did she have to pay for this? No, but this one here's like a fucking- That's like a- Dude, this one isn't. Look at that one. Dude, she's on a farm. That's like a, that's a location. That's a-

Okay, I gotta be honest. These are modeling shots. These are all locating. I bet her mom paid for some of these shots, like modeling shots, where those creepy photographers go, yeah, no, this is- Look, I don't know, I don't give a fuck how old she is.

She's only like 18 years old. They shouldn't be taking fucking photos like that. I'm with a fucking, you goddamn parents. Really, did a sexual predator come out of nowhere? Probably paying for this photo. Look, if she's 18, she's got every right to take pictures, like she's legal at 18.

The rape stuff is awful, obviously, but yeah. The story is basically prior to being, when she was 14, these are the kinds of pictures she was taking. So maybe what Rolling Stone did, because she has a new website, they published them from that thing. But I'll tell you what's funny,

is she's got a fucking stalker, okay? Maniac, and there's all these people giving her death threats, and they said she had to relocate, and they say where she relocated to. They get the city. They're fucking idiots. Jesus Christ.

So whatever. Dude, there's nothing private in this world anymore. It's done, dude, it's done. All right, you know what? You know what's done? We gotta wrap up this podcast, because we all have diarrhea in the mouth here, because this is gonna go on for fucking ever.

Let's get some, download the Bobby Kelly app. Yeah. Robert Kelly, Robert Kelly. It's like the whole DeNiro thing. You call me Bobby, they call me Robert. That's right. Robert Kelly.

Same thing. Joe DeRosa. JoeDeRosaComedy.com. JoeDeRosaComedy.com, where's your next performance? I'm at some college in Connecticut on Friday with Anthony Jesselneck. We're doing a Comedy Central tour up there. There you go.

All right. Yeah, I can't remember this. Hey, Joe, you know what's up, Joe? I hope you had a good time. You know we always end up breaking balls, and I think you did a phenomenal job directing and editing, and I think that's a major, major fucking reason. And acting.

Well, yeah, why we're in the festival? We're just breaking balls here. I know, I had fun. You guys did a wonderful job producing, tremendous acting, writing. We all wrote it. There we go. We did, we did.

We're bringing it around. It's fine. We got a book deal. We got a book come out here. I got a little soft in the middle. I'm going to do some things, and you hit some close to all the time. We get it, shut up.

No, he's, he's, he wants to get a dog. He wants to get a little Yorkshire terrier, so I'm telling you. I'm going to, yeah, through that, where am I at in my life thing right now? We have to talk about that if you're gonna do that, as far as. You want to take my dog, Kelby?

So I can get my fucking people? Dude, he's kind of in a weird way. Give me Kelby? He wants them to die sooner, so we can get this fucking goddamn bulldog. That's the best part about dogs, is it's not a lifetime, it's like 14, 16 years max.

I just had a visual go to Bobby's. When my dog dies, I'm going to be a fucking wreck. I'm going to be a man. How old is your dog? I don't know, it's a rescue. I've never fucking. As you're rolling the dice. Yeah, I have no idea.

I fucking love this dog. It could be two, it could be 12. Joe, I'm telling you, you know what? You love about having, you come home and there's somebody, you're psyched to see ya. They're just happy to see ya. They're not racist. They don't have any fucked up opinions.

They're fucking, they're just dogs of good people. Yeah, you gotta get something in my life, man. It's too much. It's just going out and just drinking. If you hate women. Why don't we get a donation on you? The last thing you want to do is get a cat, because they have the exact same vibe

of a beautiful woman. They do, they come to you when they need something and then they just fucking take off. Why don't we get donations? Why don't we get donations? Why don't we get donations to get Joe a puppy? I think I'm going to just adopt one, man. Yeah, go down rescue.

They're fucking free. Don't adopt a dog, adopt like a pit bull or something. Don't adopt a silky. Cause I'm telling you, it's going to be fucked up. I'm going to adopt young though. I'm not going to adopt anything over like a year. Yeah, get a puppy, but don't get a small, don't adopt like a small breed.

Why the fucking thing today? Let's go. Let's go. Let's do video on it. Let's go. Let's go adopt a dog today. We'll do video. We'll throw it up with a podcast and we'll promote the film

right at the end. This is a snap decision if I've ever seen one. Let's go. Let's get it. No, no, no. Joe, before you do all that, I got to show you how to crate train a dog because I don't want you going down doing spots

and having that thing freaking out scratching up the door. Although if you get a little one, what can it really do? A little bit of nail polish, you ought to be able to cover up the scratch. They'll eat the corner of the molding. I was at a hotel. I came back.

All the wallpaper was ripped off underneath the sink. Yeah, you got to have. I had to get gum and put it back up. Yeah, you got to crate train it in the right way. All right. Well, that's the podcast. The end of the very special edition of the podcast. I want to thank everybody who's been donating

to the Monday morning podcast. And I'm just going to keep doing these special episodes as a way of paying you guys back, for paying me back. It's a goddamn love fest here. That's it. Go fuck yourselves. I'll talk to you. I'll talk to you next Monday and go to cheatthefilm.com.

If you want to watch the movie trailer and come on out to Tribeca Thursday nights, the last night, tomorrow night, that we actually have tickets to the show. Alrighty, that's it. Take it easy.