Monday Morning Podcast - Monday Morning Podcast 9-12-22

Episode Date: September 12, 2022

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It has happened. Football season has officially started. How amazing. You know what's amazing is you cannot fucking believe it. And then, like, within like, I don't know what, like an hour? It just already feels like it's been football season the whole year. Like, I thought the whole game, I was gonna be like, oh my god, I can't believe how much it's happened. It didn't. It didn't. Within an hour of watching for it, I'm like, why the fuck are they going for it here?

That doesn't make any fucking sense. I don't know, what the fuck are you doing? Oh, nice play! Nice play! That's what happens to me. That's me watching a football game. You see this right here? This is this new goddamn way of fucking coaching. It makes no goddamn sense. Oh, go, go, go, go!

That's what I do. You kick it away here. You kick it away. Oh, first down! Yes! The fuck I'm talking about! When you're old, that's how you watch a football game. Speaking of old, I'm watching Tom Brady, and he's finally looking at least like he's played in the league for 12 years. You know?

He looks like that guy in Blink 182 now, I feel, like if he played, was it Thomas DeLong? Angela's ashes. Angel's in the outfield. Anyway, I fucking missed all the football. I mean, I missed just about everything because, you know, I'm just, I'm just fucking crazy busy till the 23rd. After the 23rd September, my fucking life slows down. My life slows down. It slows down. All right?

And then what I'm going to do is I'm just going to tell everybody I have COVID. And then they'll leave me alone, right? And then when they call back after five, hey, just check it in just to see. I got it again. I'm just going to keep saying I got COVID. And then I'm going to say monkeypox. And I feel if I do that, I'm good until November. I just had a fucking incredible time out on the road. I got to do one of my favorite cities, Tulsa, Oklahoma.

Unfortunately, I didn't get to do too much while I was there. I did find a good coffee spot, which is pretty easy to do, by the way. I'll let you know now that I'm new to coffee since March. All right? Way back when I was 53. I'm 54 now. Okay? The odometer's flipped since I started drinking coffee back in March. It's not that hard to find good coffee with the internet.

I don't understand why people just go... Like, why do they just fucking go to the fucking Starbucks? Starbucks stinks. Just burning the beans. I'm telling you, I'm a fucking coffee snob already. And my deal is if you can't make a fucking double espresso, then I don't want anything else you have in that place. I don't want to know you. I don't want to talk to you.

I don't want to set foot in your fucking... I think you should be shut down. No, it's not that bad. But I basically... I just read some reviews. When they get the five stars, four and a half to five stars, it's a really good chance that they can make a great espresso. And I found a place in Tulsa.

I found a place. I then went down to Houston. Had a great time down there. Got to walk around a little bit in that city. I kind of like to walk around the city rather than get on like a treadmill. Although I did do the elliptical this morning. But I like to, you know, try to find a place, you know, about a mile away. So I took a 15-minute walk out, 15-minute walk back, you know.

Now I'm going to get a bunch of emails. Dude, it takes you 15 minutes. What's it like to be old? Well, if you don't jaywalk and put your life in your fucking hands, yeah, it'll take you about 15 minutes going up and down the hill. I went to this place in Tulsa. It was pretty cool. I walked over a bridge, came down, and there was some sort of weed store. You couldn't even see the sign for it. And I actually walked around the back because I thought the front was a weed store and I came in.

And lo and behold, I was drinking a liquid death. And the barista, look at me learning all the young people words. The barista said, what did he say? Nice choice. Nice choice. And I want to be like, you fucking telling me nice choice? I'm no guy that been shilling this shit. Fucking talking to me like all of a sudden he discovered something. You know, I found this band first. You know what, it's football season.

I'm moving this fucking chair back and I'm sitting in the Archie Bunker chair when I do this fucking podcast. All right, I've had it. It's football season. Football season means you as an unathletic, man-titted father get to sit in a big brown chair like you hunted for big game in Africa and you sit down and you watch the late game on Sunday night and all your loved ones know better. They know better to keep their fucking distance.

Oh, am I going to put my feet up? I think I am. This right here is America. This is America. You know how America this is right now? How America is a belt? I'll tell you, if fucking China took us over, they would know good and goddamn well. Everything that they fucking took over, they couldn't take this away. If they took this away, they'd have to fucking, they'd have to deal with a lot.

Oh, Jesus. I've been looking at guns lately. You know, I've been working out and every morning when I brush my teeth, the fucking biceps are really, really coming up. I'm fucking, yeah. I think I'm going to buy a 38. I like a 38, you know? I wish I still was 38. It's only six bullets. I don't like the idea of like hiding behind my ottoman after I missed the first six,

you know, pushing it back with my head like in an action movie as I fucking, you know, try to reload it again. I mean, I just grew up on shows like that. That's what you did. You found something that wasn't bulletproof and you turned your back on your target and you spilled the bullets down by, that's how it was done. Yeah, I think it's a good way to go because eventually the Ponzi scheme collapses and then I live out here in a desert that has no water supply.

So eventually, and we really don't have any game out here, so you're going to have to eat other your neighbors pretty quickly unless you band together with them and then you go neighborhood to neighborhood type of fighting or whatever. I think that's how it's going to go down. Bill, what happened? We were talking football. You're right. You're right. We were. Hey, let's talk Fenway Park Merch is now available. Baseball tees and windbreakers.

Use the link in the podcast description. I guess he's going to post that. So there you go. We had a few things left over from the Fenway Park show. So you'll be able to buy them. We'll have the link right there with the podcast evidently. However the hell that works. I was not able to all I watched was the highlight of my Super Bowl pick

and everybody else's out of the AFC is the Buffalo Bills and they went up against the defending Super Bowl champions and root week one on a Thursday night and evidently they went back and forth for a minute and then just they just took over the game. I guess they're defensive from the highlights. The defense looked amazing. Josh Allen ended a ram cornerbacks career with a stiff arm and then they just by the I guess by the second half

they just beat the shit out of them and yeah I really really like their chances because I feel like the AFC West they're just going to beat the fuck out of each other going but they don't really do that anymore. The one game I did watch. The second half of the charges. First the Las Vegas. Erades.

Erades. Kickers up and it's good. 902 into the first quarter. Dallas draws first blood. All the small things. Tom Brady I'm next. Say it ain't so. Why will not go.

Turn the lights off. I mean that's fucking right there. I mean if you want to get nine million people going nuts I mean that's a melody right there. I stand by that. I like a good pop fucking song. Sick of all these fucking deep cut sons of bitches trying to make me feel like I don't know what music is.

I never said I knew what music was. Okay I have a very simple brain. Okay it's a straight six. Okay if you just go. I'll do it with you. I'm not questioning anything. You know. Being dumb isn't bad if you admit it.

You know and people actually they'll help you out. You just fucking say listen I'm not the brightest guy. Oh he's stupid. Let's help him. It works. It's been working for me for a long time. Anyway so after I went to Tulsa. I went to Tulsa.

I went to Tulsa. I went to Tulsa. I went to Tulsa. Um. You know this is a big tour. Next time I'm telling you next time I'm coming around I'm talking to my agent. I'm not fucking doing these big gigantic motherfuckers.

I'm gonna be doing like staying in a in a like you know staying someplace for a couple two three days. I'm not gonna just go to Tulsa for fucking you know

I ain't do the show and then leave. What the fuck's the point of going to Tulsa? It's annoying. And then I found out the next day the Oklahoma had a whole game I would have drove over to Norman unless they had the flex schedule. The flex schedule the fucking money grubbing cunts.

Just tell me what time the fucking game is. I'm gonna stand halfway through second and third to see if the ball's gonna drop. Ha ha ha ha. Kids I've nobody's ever answered me this question. Why the fuck do you go you're on second base. There's no outs.

Somebody hits a fly ball to right field. Why do you just automatically go halfway? Why do you do in case he drops it? He's not gonna fucking drop it. And you've completely eliminated your ability to ever tag up. Like what if he catches it

but then falls on his ass. You're still not gonna get third. I think that that makes no fucking sense. The same way when I watched the second half of the San Diego I'm sorry the Los Angeles yeah versus the Las Vegas

This was my assessment as someone who hasn't played organized sports since the fifth grade I got a D in math ended my career I I as much as they picked off Derek Carr three times

and made him fumble twice I just thought that I just saw a lot of big chunk yardage. Maybe that's how the game is now. I mean it's been like that but it's just a lot of just stiff arms and charges just falling on their backs.

Like who the fuck was that guy on the Raiders like he would catch like a little fucking a little out on the flat and then he just would go beige beige to two to three guys and they would just all fall on the back as he ran diagonally for a first down I don't know.

Who gives a fuck? It's the first game of the week and you guys are the first week of the season I should say and you listen to stand-up comedians. What do I know? But you know I'm doing that bad MGM thing going up against the great Paul Verzi the returning champion from last year we bet against the spread

and we go face-to-face for the Jimmy the Greek award he won it last year and I don't know how we did this week I think we might have both gone two and two I took the I took the Chargers and won that one

I took the Ravens which was the gift of the week against the Jets and then I took Arizona against the Chiefs because I said that the Chiefs obviously start slow I don't know about you but as a

football fan I kinda like a pissed off Patrick Mahomes My Patriots got I guess we didn't write the first half but then we just kind of it's gonna be like we're gonna be competitive before it gets better I'm hoping

we still have the greatest coach of all time at least since I would say Paul Brown and Paul Brown is the right choice if you're talking championships and changing the game and longevity and success and a nice head of hair

you gotta go Paul Brown but I gotta be honest with you it's kinda nice being like middle of the pack nobody fucking paying attention to your ESPN not talking about you anymore it's kinda nice

you can just sort of sit down throw some money on some games watch the rebuilding process I love a rebuilding process I'm enjoying watching what the Red Sox are doing they're bringing a bunch of people up from Worcester out there near the Akua Koo

the long-sense the funk Chinese restaurant that was some good fucking food if you're an old mass hole like me they had one location in Worcester they had another one in Cambridge both of them had a great function room does anybody know how to fucking tackle

I guess you can't you gotta lead with your shoulder you have to signal I don't know what you're supposed to do it's a different game I saw Brady was saying he was really physical and now it's more

I guess performance yes Bill, we've watched football as long as you have relax why doesn't everybody just fucking relax so then I went down to Houston after I went to Tulsa for probably the third or fourth time

and I didn't I still have yet to go to the Outsiders house which is something I want to do I also want to ride a Harley Davidson road king around the outskirts of a city like that there's not a whole bunch of traffic

and that type of shit that's one of my bucket list things to do to be out there just driving by a bunch of fucking Donald Trump signs and American flags and all that out in the sticks you know what I mean? I feel like I've driven

a Prius by enough Obama and Joe Biden signs I think I need to see the other half of America nice fucking tackle right in the backfield you know the old me I was just in Dallas last night

Saturday night that is and the old me would have had out the football schedule going wait a minute wait a minute cowboys are playing the Tom Brady fucking ears I gotta go see that fucking game

how ever um I got the kids to come home to now man so I came home was awesome they came running down the stairs tackled me and they basically used me as like a bouncy house

is what I find I think part of it's my problem because I get down on the floor with them and then they just start jumping on me so I was playing with my son and then my daughter like literally leaps up in the air and lands on my shoulders and I let out a scream because I was anticipating throwing out my back and nothing

happened so it was kind of startled everybody I just went like I went when she did it and um fortunately nothing happened but um kids are fucking hilarious man I mean as a dude do they ever not

hit you in the junk I mean they can be on the other side of the room throw something it hits you in the junk they come over to hug you and they come like from the side and as they go to grab you they just punch you in the dick it's just fucking unbelievable they go to jump off

you they lose their footing and just step right on your junk it's it's it's about to go to a sporting goods store and buy a cup but anyway it's awesome to be back I had a great time

when I was out in Dallas I had so many friends that came out and then other people that I didn't see I actually went by I was really cool I went by Gas Monkey garage came down I got to meet the fucking one and only Richard Rawlings

gave me this nice tour of the place and he just had a really really really fucking cool badass collection of cars where he had everything from the shit everybody wants to obscure stuff

to then my favorite just random weird shit like he had like a 72 crew cab tow truck and it was a Ford then he had a couple of some of these older cars that I just didn't picture

him you know that being in his wheel house but like like his appreciations of cars goes all the way all the way all the way back what else then he had a sick ass like this fucking 1978

red trans am with the teetops the fucking flaming eagle whatever the fuck it is on the hood man that badass car he had this other he had a Ford Pinto that I love that was jacked up in the back you know when they used to put the fucking

giant slicks on the back it was all about jacking up the rear end and putting the giant tires getting all that rubber on the road um yeah it was really cool got to do that kind of did that we drove up from Houston swung by saw that and then we went and we did the show

and um I worked with uh Bianca Cristavau she fucking killed it the whole weekend and uh got me to go to the gym this morning so that was a that was a two for one there um

I don't know but old Billy Boy's got to live some life here once once I once I fucking I'm almost done with this movie putting this movie together and we've been showing the trailer at my shows getting a great response very excited about that but uh I got to go live some life

you know because uh I'm getting sick of my act it's getting a little stale there um but speaking of which I'm going to two fucking fun comedy cities next week I'm going to DC and I go to uh Philadelphia

so that'll be good another fucking flight across the country swear to god remember towards the end of his life Michael Jackson we're just sleeping that fucking tank you know and just use like fucking that shit if you're getting your appendix out

anesthesia I don't understand why they just don't do that to everybody on the plane we have a very full flight everybody just deals with that everybody puts the bags in the overhead compartment and then when they go to take off you just fucking just put everybody

to sleep there would be net then would never be at no more hijackings you know no more fights on the plane no more people fighting over fucking arm rest they just put you out

okay everybody turn it on the gas just turn on the gas and then all of a sudden there's just a gentle hand shaking your shoulder hey we're in New York oh really oh great thanks that'd be so hard

um well Bill you could always self medicate I used to do that when I just couldn't go across the country again I used to just start pounding fucking booze if I get like a cool like male stewardess or a stewardess whatever the

fuck you call stewards a steward and a stewardess oh interception now we dropped it um yeah I had a couple flights like that with someone like knew my act

and they were they were a fan of it thank god maybe they weren't they were doing something with my drinks or whatever but they just would just start fucking bringing them and I remember one flight in particular where I had maybe

I think six doubles bourbons I just kept pounding them and I never passed out and but I had a great time I forget where I was going obviously and I just got off I got off the plane fucking hammered and I remember

I met the driver fucking hammers yeah that's when I was going out of control there was another time I boozed on a flight and I ended up fucking talking to a passenger and he drove me home it was getting a little sideways it's good that I don't drink anymore

um so anyway um I just completely lost my train of thought here we have no reads this week I don't know what I've done I think I've pissed off all of my advertisers like how do you

what nobody wants to sell anything this week you don't have anything to sell I have things to sell I have Fenway Park merchandise which is now available baseball tees and windbreakers this is just for people who might be walking by

in the background if you have this on speakers hey I got windbreakers and baseball tees use the link in the podcast description um yeah I gotta be honest with you out of all of Texas I think I'm a Dallas guy

I really like Dallas I like how much they give a fuck about the cowboys I like the cowboys um you know it's a clean city you can fucking live out there

for like you know decent amount of money you're out Drew Pearson Michael Irvin they both wore 88 look at that um sorry commercial in the background um

no I think if I was gonna like if I was gonna live uh uh you know it gets cold a little bit sometimes it snows right but I don't want to move to another drought fucking state if I was gonna do that you know

I don't know Bill what are you talking about you're talking about drought in your state you're talking about getting a gun what are you doing man riding a Harley through fucking Trump cities can

the Republicans don't have anybody else that they can fucking throw our way you know the Democrats can't just be like Joe Biden is uh he's a little fucking loopy can't get rid of him you can't why don't we just can we just like clean the slate and just start over again do like uh you know like when teams

rebuild can we send like can we act like we're the Marlins you know and just dump our whole team and just let the Dodgers and Yankees pick up everybody or the Lakers yeah let's send Trump and Biden to the Lakers and we'll start over for a couple of draft picks

and we'll just start over again maybe maybe people could like each other again and maybe along the way we could get rid of Fox News and fucking CNN and they would stop stirring people up every single fucking day god damn it can you let people get along

I gotta be honest like I've lived a long time at this point 54 years I've never seen it like this like it is it's fucking bananas like those maniacs that like I mean there was always maniacs but Jesus Christ if you know if you could just let go of your political party for a second and just be impartial

and just really think of the fucking behavior on both sides over the last fucking I don't know what five six years I mean fucking lunatics on both sides just fucking lunatics I don't know what do you do about it

I always have these fantasies that there's like this elite hit squad that could just go around and like kill all the morons and I don't mean like meatheads I don't mean like just fucking sport I mean like like morons I'm talking sociopaths

and the people that follow them it's getting too fucking dark see this is why this is why usually at this point we have a little bit of advertising I cleanse the palette and then I get into your fucking ideas that's what I usually end up doing

actually reshooting once we're adding a scene to the movie and then we're reshooting another one we just gotta add like one more joke too which I've learned is a common practice in making movies so I'm pretty excited and I'm excited about the people that we cast for tomorrow so tomorrow we're shooting a couple of scenes

and then I gotta I got another busy day the next day but then I'm going to a movie that I'm really excited to see that one of the actors that's in old dad's Bobby Cannavale is in

it's called Blonde I believe it's called Blonde it's about it's just really I guess I don't accurate dark whatever you want to call it movie about Marilyn Monroe I believe Bobby gets to play

Joe DiMaggio which is pretty fucking cool because he's a huge Yankee fan which he reminded me a lot not so much during the second half of the season but the first half of the season I heard a lot from him

we were fast friends and now it's more of a long distance relationship I'm kidding he's fucking promoting his movies so I'm going to go see that down the street Billy fucking

star search it's going to go down there are you guys like me when I go to a movie I eat like a fucking animal I eat like a fucking animal I'll get like two things a candy a giant popcorn and a fucking massive soda

and my body like three minutes in is going stop stop and I go alright I go to stop and I don't I just keep fucking going I don't know I would never eat that way at home I would never eat that way like there's something about it

you're not home the lights are off you can just hide in there and just be the fucking animal that you really are there's been a couple times back when I used to work out and go to the gym and do shit like that before I don't know what happened over the last

fucking year I would be so into working out that when I would go to a movie I would not eat anything and I would just have a fucking water and I would sit there sipping that fucking water I mean

I mean I would love to hear what the average calorie intake is for the person that goes to a movie I mean I'm definitely sending it through the roof there's no way I'm not in four figures when I go see a movie a couple boxes of candy and like a fucking bag of popcorn and a soda forget it

I mean that's like probably like what 1400 every douche in the podcast listening right now 14 fucking try 2100 yeah bud have fun losing a toe three to three at this point

three to three Tom Brady three to three I say Brady comes along he's gonna win this one I'm a Patriots fan I can't root against this guy here we go number three lining up I can't believe they didn't go for it

in today's NFL boom bang six to three Tampa Bay on top alright let's get to some of your some of your what did I just do here let's get to some of your questions here oh you know what

when I went to that gas monkey he told me that you can I didn't realize this you can order an F-250 short bed like they'll make it I was like I didn't fucking know that but then again I didn't want that anyways I want to have that stock regular cab eight foot bed

half a second he had me thinking about it and he was saying you should get the fucking the F-250 Super Duty Dooley I think it's an F-450 if it's a Dooley right with the

short bed and I actually went online and looked up and someone made one and I got to admit I it's so fucking cool and also at the same time ridiculous

it literally looks like a combination of a Tonka truck or something like that you'd use to tow an airplane back in the 70s I might I'm gonna post a video it's pretty I don't know I showed it to somebody and she was just like

why what would you do with that little part in the back that little thing but it's like nothing you don't do anything with it you just drive around looking cool that's the sole purpose of that thing

but these people of course when they built it they put some sick ass engine in the thing and they were doing like a fucking burnout I hate burnouts I really do I always just look like why are you doing that to those tires it's just a fucking waste man come on the air is polluted enough we got it

we can hear it we know it's strong anyway I will post that I will post that video oh look who it is everybody wait a minute what is this why don't why the fuck these are reads no what the oh my god did I do

what I think I just did how do I do this why do I do this I did a stand-up special from years ago did I accidentally fucking erase my shit today is not 98 god damn it what in the fuck did I do with it how do you

fucking accidentally erase something Bill you fucking dumb cunt I do this all the fucking time and then I flip out and act like it's not just one quick phone call to my to the wonderful Andrew Themolus Jesus Christ here we go

I know he's watching this game hang on a second everybody let me fucking make this happen here it's six to three by the way everybody 101 to go in the first quarter hey I somehow I don't know I'm doing the podcast right now I'm literally doing the

podcast right now like this phone call is on the podcast legally in California I have to let you know that that you're on a podcast right now I somehow erase the content can you send send it to me so I don't keep fucking stuttering here on the podcast all right cool all right thank you

all right just like that see that I started to flip out no bill you did flip out well for me that was starting to flip out okay I started to flip out I pissed off Patrick Mahomes who do they have next week

see this is the first two weeks are the two hardest weeks to gamble on I feel like after two weeks you can kind of figure it out right like I don't know who the fucking chiefs have next week but I feel like a lot of gamblers are gonna be like dude they look like world beaters it's gonna be

the chiefs versus the bills just like last year and all this type of shit which it very well maybe I don't know but I would stay away from the chiefs next week although this week I said they'd start off slow so if you're a

chiefs fan right now you have to be loving me because I'm staying with I bet against you and now I'm saying stay against stay away from your team which is two negatives towards your team which equals a positive I think you start off

well I can't now if I say that then you're gonna lose I was gonna say that I think that you guys might start off 2-1-0 there I said I don't give a fuck I don't have that kind of power I would win more bets alright I got it back here drinking water

yo Billy Redsock if you haven't heard about the drinking water crisis in Jackson Mississippi it's cause the news isn't covering it no I saw it there is brown water coming out of the faucet some instances it looks like sludge

what happened if you wanna know how it's being handled you're not alone the National Guard should be driving tanker trucks of clean water in but they're not we should rename Jackson to New Ukraine so maybe someone would give

a shit in Washington or on Twitter I know isn't that amazing where are all the Hollywood liberals who give a fuck about everything they don't give a fuck they only care if you have on a blue fucking tie

but conversely you guys out in Jackson when our whole fucking states on fire you guys are all out there it's cause there are a bunch of pedophiles banging fetuses inside a fucking infinity pool up in the Hollywood hills

we should all be helping each other out um anyway this person says luckily for me I'm two hours away and my family has well water we bought lots of water to affected friends and family we brought lots of water but that's all we can do

if I had lots of money I'd take out TV ads publicly shaming everyone in charge cause all these people go nameless who fuck everything up do you have any good ideas um I think what you're doing is a good idea

writing in like podcasts and that type of stuff and I also think that what you did was great which is you're helping out your fellow Americans when they need help and I honestly believe that all of us know

that it doesn't matter what color the tie is that the person wears or the bra or whatever they wears and chooses to wear cause it's everybody's right they make the fucking feel comfortable

in their clothes um none of them work for us they all act like they do and they go Joe six pack you guys out here you put your pants on one leg at a time it's all fucking lip service at the end of the day they are grossly

underpaid they're grossly underpaid and they want a big fucking house alright so that makes them susceptible to bribes and they work for special interest groups, giant corporations the bankers, the oil companies

all of this shit that's who the fuck they work for so the bottom line is you know politicians failed everybody a long fucking time ago and um you know I think it's really easy to just

walk around going like hey he's fucking Democrats these fucking libtards did this or these these fucking conservatives are just oh my they're just horrible and just act like you don't have any power as an individual I think if

people actually try to employ like you know I am one person I'm gonna try to help one person and I don't mean like okay I'm driving to work and there's some dusty human being standing by my window

like a fucking zombie and I'm gonna give him five bucks today I mean if that's all you can do that's all you can do but I you know I think all of us most of us quoting me are not involved in any sort of program where you take time

out during your week to help people out and uh I think there's a very small portion of people that do that and I think if everybody did that I think we could change the vibe in this country

and we could maybe freak out the fucking people up top nah they would they would they would figure out a way to pit us against each other again um but if we never bought into it I don't know I don't know what their fucking game is because I have no problem

with somebody ruling over me it's just when they they have this insatiable no matter how much power and how much money they have it's never enough so um alright here's one

if anybody's out there and knows this is the hardest thing you know I have a production company we can do a benefit show to raise some money to get some fresh water out there something like that get a fucking truck out there

maybe we could do this somebody know like how how would you how do you do that it's got to be a way to do that maybe we could look into that I could do a stand up show we could uh you know then you try to create

something that everybody can donate to and then there's like taxes like how the fuck do you do this and all of that and meanwhile people need the water now I don't know I'm open to any ideas that you guys might have and um I got to

shoot this thing tomorrow one of my business people would be down there and I will bring that up to them um I will say this year we the one fucking thing I feel that I was able to do this year was uh we've got a bunch of school supplies

at a public school and which is the best way because if you try to give money it just goes to the main fund and then they it doesn't go to the school you're actually trying to help it goes into some sort of main it's really difficult so the best way I found to help out

a a public school if you want to it's just to go to you know if you somehow run into a teacher and she just tells you the supplies they need then you go out and you get them and you get right to there you know this teacher was really psyched that it happened so

um I think your email is 100% on point and um why aren't they helping them out I can tell you why they're not helping them out is because then Jackson Mississippi

doesn't make the people that can call the National Guard enough money that's what it is Mississippi has been a state that the United States gave up on a long fucking time ago um I don't think the North ever cleaned up their mess

after the civil war I don't think we ever did anything to really try to mend things and I also think that we use the South as a scapegoat like only racist white people live down there and that everybody

up north is this fucking you know great person there's a lot of problems but you know what we could use this fucking problem as a way to maybe turn it around look at that it's not bad for a meathead that was pretty good little can we there who's got a fucking water truck

and how much does it cost to fill up there we go who's got a fucking truck we need some people with trucks let's get some fucking water down there and then we'll just write something on the side that shames them

like this is what you should have been doing they'll probably figure out how to stop them at the border let's do that so somebody got a who's got a giant fucking water truck hang on a second I gotta look this up can Richard Rawlings make us a fucking water truck

let me see something water truck rental let's see here let's look at images I want a big fucking tanker there we go

water truck 2000 gallons alright next search here we go how much does it cost to fill up a 2000 gallon water truck I'm sorry I didn't understand the question

water truck rental costs 4000 5000 gallon how much does it cost to hire a water truck vital facts about water

truck for rent low minimum a water truck is simply a truck that has been fitted with the large tank okay we know what it is water trucks and special inlets how much does it cost to hire a water truck the cost varies all over the country with that said

you can expect to pay around 400 400 bucks for 2000 gallons of water they can't do that for these people the cost of filling a 10,000 gallon pool on your local I don't know not a pool alright

alright we're gonna do this 400 bucks for two for 2000 gallons alright slow down slow down your brain bill so for five trucks two grand for two grand I can get five trucks to go down there I gotta

make this happen when I finish this part I want to do this this is like a 1970s movie can we get Chris Christofferson to fucking drive it in this is a rubber duck coming in with your clean water we got a bear in the air um let's make it

happen what the fuck are we doing here if I find this is as easy as looking it up like that what why not what the fuck do I care governments taking all my goddamn money anyway I don't give a shit you know

what'd you guys do if I sent him there and I put my face all over the truck and I use it as a way to promote myself and my career and on the back of the truck it was just my freckled fingers making the form of a heart you know those douches who take they make those instagram

photos we make the heart with your fingers in your thumb um alright well then wait this isn't is it then we'd have to fucking know we gotta get a parking lot you can't just just drive there and start spraying water people

you gotta get it there alright whatever the idea is in motion I'm not saying I'm gonna fucking make I'm gonna I don't know how to do it I'm gonna figure out how to do it it's gonna happen alright as far as I'm gonna figure out how to do this

hilarious right after someone called but he's gonna think I'm calling about the shoot tomorrow what's your shot list tomorrow this has nothing to do with that what say we rent a 2,000 gallon water truck for 400 bucks to fill it

then we rent the truck we have the guy drive it there well it's gonna be one two grand cause it's gonna be gas and all of that shit um I actually know a bus driver that fucking lives in Mississippi if he's got a fucking license to drive a bus this is coming to get coming together

right now over me and then we gotta send it there and we gotta make sure everybody gets the water I don't want to go down there and like only fucking you know it's gonna be

well you didn't give any of the white people you fucking son of and then starts all that shit up is everybody come down um alright drinking well okay let's let's let's see if we can make that happen that was exciting you know what

I'm a really busy guy lately and I look at all planning with dread that was fucking euphoria that whole thing cause I was at the end of the day you're gonna be doing something good granted I'm just sitting here talking I wanna fucking ride

in on the water truck like George Kennedy in that fucking movie before the guy pushed him off was it the dirty dozen um alright 80s vs 90s music hey Billy Basstrom just listen to the September 8th Thursday podcast and love your description

of the 80s and 90s in American music the 80s being the big bombastic come up and the 90s being the somber moody come down in England though it was kind of the opposite in the 80s you had the dreary downer stuff like the smiths

sorry hiccups or jesus and Mary chain um killing joke I'm living in the 80s I love that fucking song um then in the 90s you had big bombastic

cocaine loving bands like Oasis singing happy uplifting anthems and everyone was up everyone was up cool Britannia cool Britannia they called it

at least until Diana died and killed the buzz yeah that was a buzz kill um granted both of our by the way they showed the queens funeral like she drove I don't know how fucking far there was like thousands and thousands and thousands and thousands

and thousands and thousands of fucking people like 20 deep the whole ride up um you know you think you're an influencer with your little fucking instagram page uh granted both of our depictions

are just sweeping generalizations and there are exceptions in both decades on both sides of the pond of course but I still thought it was an interesting observation from a dumb angry balding ginger I'm not a balding ginger I am bald well I shaved my head I still got some on top but it wasn't worth mentioning

you know it's it ended up on the cutting room floor sorry then I mentioned I directed something oh look at you Bill oh well Lottie freaking die um just thought you might be interested another field going he fucking

missed it he fucking missed it he fucking missed it jesus christ just when I was sitting there going why the fuck did the goddamn raiders they're going they're gonna go for two here it was 2419

they're gonna go for two so then they're only down by three it's like why don't you kick the extra point then the next time you get the ball if you score a touchdown you could be up by three if we just gonna play hypotheticals here well no cause then you know if you score a touchdown you can go for two and then

you're tied like this whole fucking thing going for two and shrugging it off like it's no big deal you're just leaving points you're just leaving points on the ground instead of up on the scoreboard that that's just it's just not good the only reason why it's working

I feel these are my fault for me I feel is because everybody's doing it um bill we get it we get it you'd kick the extra point and wouldn't go for two alright anyway he says just thought you might be interested in the difference of the scene since I know you're a big music nerd like me

I definitely am and um I never really got into like the smiths or um or uh oh wait a second I missed a whole paragraph here

in England though it was kind of the opposite the smiths and Jesus and Mary and Chains and all that said Margaret Thatcher is fucking over the working class music oh that's what they had in the 80s alright then in the 90s you had the big bombastic cocaine loving shit sorry this comes in threes

there's nothing I could do I know there's another sneeze in there where are we here uh younger girlfriends alright bill it's been a busy few weeks for all the saints throwing judgment at Mr. DiCaprio

uh the disdain coming from the jealous female and the pussy move comments coming from the pussy move males is off the church yeah I mean I don't like hahahaha I mean if you had the ability to date the most beautiful

women in the world you would like ladies if you had the ability you don't give a shit about men to fucking have all the most beautiful bags can we shame you for how many fucking of those fucking bags you're gonna have in the goddamn closet alright you guys like bags

and shoes guys like pussy don't get mad at guys because they like what are you what are you supposed to do what is he supposed to do all of those women that he's dated I didn't hear any of them complaining fuck off let the guy live his goddamn life especially the men acting like they give a shit about those women

they don't they're a bunch of fucking haters alright anybody who can go out and and and and consistently decade after decade be out there banging the most beautiful women in the fucking world who are all adults I you know I

I don't I'm cheering that on I whatever makes you happy and ladies if you want every fucking Birkin bag out there and you don't give a shit what child had to sew it together then god damn it I think you ought to have it there you

go is everybody happy alright it said it's a successful let me see some it's a successful man who by all accounts has been nothing but respectful wants to date from a different generation then by all means shut the fuck up it's hard out there

for Leo he doesn't have the privilege of meeting girls with any anonymity he's been his he's been in several healthy relationships with several healthy young women who have all continued on with their careers and I salute him yeah like there's no be one thing if everyone was saying he was

an asshole there's none of that so hang on I gotta get some water oh just a good old boy oh I'm sorry is this some more liquid death I believe it is in a nice cool can looking like a light

beer familiar look at Tampa Bay look at them just running downhill don't kick a fucking field goal whatever you do yeah I'm a big believer in mind in your own fucking business and if the people involved aren't complaining then you shouldn't

be they always and it's always when a fucking women always paying attention to what the fuck somebody else is doing that's just all jealousy that's all that is I swear to god if he was banging fucking 25 year old ugly

broads no one would give a shit who'd be sticking up for them nobody alright gathering wood am I am I crazy dear bill greetings from Germany hope my English is good

let me start by saying I traveled to see you in London at Royal Albert Hall and it was amazing well thank you for doing that because I needed a lot of people to show up that night and that is just something I still can't believe I got to do

um yeah Jesus Christ get me all goosebumps just thinking about that place okay here we go you may have heard about what is going on in Germany's energy crisis our price

of energy has gone up 10 times our country has a very hard winter ahead I've taken up tasks to store lots of wood in every place available on our property my wife's family thinks I'm insane because they have faith in the same people that put us in

this position yeah you know it's always good to hedge your bet my wife's sister you want you know you just sit there going hey I hope I'm wrong I hope I'm wrong then they can make fun of you and all your fucking you know piles of wood hopefully that's what happened

um my wife's sister told our nephews that I'm crazy and one of them even called me that to my face they don't know anything about what's going on in the world or what's coming for our country should I let them stay warm in the house with all

the wood I've gathered at the end of the day yeah but I'd make them knock a couple extra times if they they have to say that you're not crazy before you come in and it's not alright you're not crazy no no no no it's gotta be longer than that it's gotta be longer than that

I missed a family birthday because I had wait I missed something should I let them stay in after when I would give I should also say that I've driven hours every week picking up affordable firewood I missed a family birthday because I had to do

it during my time off and couldn't go any other time so am I crazy and should I welcome them over if they don't have heat for weeks in the freezing temperatures um I don't think you're crazy like everything is fucking crazy until shit

goes down so yeah I don't I don't think you're nuts I think I actually think you're smart and at the end of the day you don't have to you know nothing happens and you don't have to shop for fucking wood for years and

I don't know just try to look the positive that they think you're nuts that just means they've lived a very great life that they can't even fathom something like that happening yeah I don't know I don't know all of that shit is just like heavy stuff I feel if your guts telling you you should do that and if you're informed you feel you're informed and you

feel like this is the thing to do then I would do it and there's there's no harm in being wrong alright that way if you're wrong the other way then I don't know what you fucking freeze to death like Jack Nicholson the end of

uh weekend at Bernie's there what the fuck was it called the uh the snowy hotel psycho killer what was it the shiny alright ocean plastic a.k.a snowy hotel that was

what it's first called ocean plastic everybody hey Billy redfish two fish redfish bluefish I like that hey Billy redfish no need to fuck about the plastic in the ocean is 75% or more uh from

industrial fishing what is that I don't know what that means good news you using plastic drinking straws isn't endangering the fishies nor is it the sole cause for all the horrors in the world

bad news I love how this person just speaking with this level of authority with nothing to back up anything these are just sentences bad news it's still there and we have absolutely no way of stopping more from being added more good news boyan

slat a kid from Holland started a company to clean up the oceans he's used automated robots which go to the garbage patch of heavily polluted rivers and collect up plastics he then has it has it taken back to land to recycling

processing plants we need more guys like that more bad news more garbage is added faster than slats robots can remove at the moment even more good news he's expanding his fleet and can remove 50,000 tons

a trip which takes a couple of weeks ending on good news the plastic in the ocean is 75% or more from industrial fishing I don't think that's

true that swirl a trash in the middle of the fucking pacific that's like two miles deep two and a half time a mile deep two and a half times the size of fucking texas last I had the nerve to look at it I didn't see a lot of fishing

poles in there I don't know what it is all I know is it's there and it gets into the fish and then you eat it so I'm a reverse pescatarian I don't fuck with fish anymore unless it's man-made salmon

alright then all I gotta worry about is some scientist just in it sick fuck alright is that the end of the podcast I believe it is it's 9 to 3 this is really enjoyable I had a good time

and I'm now gonna call my buddy and try to figure some shit out here I'm gonna call my bus driver and I'm gonna call fucking my buddy here I'm gonna see if I can get a couple of trucks why not let's do something

let's do something positive instead of blaming liberals who are these fucking conservatives I think that's the answer people maybe if we all gave a fuck a little bit huh I wish I could play the piano right now just sing a song

make you all feel guilty as I somehow put myself above you even though I haven't done shit for anybody alright that's it go fuck yourselves incomplete pass go fuck yourselves

and I will talk to you all check in on you on Thursday