Monday Morning Podcast - Monday Morning Podcast 9-25-23

Episode Date: September 25, 2023

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It's time for the Monday Morning Podcast for Monday! Yay! September 25th, 2023! What's going on? How are you? September 25th, 2023, September 25th, the day that will live in infamy in the drum world. I believe that's the day John Bonapest, September 25th, 1980, rest in peace, still as badass as he ever was. People still share and, you know, clips of him soloing, trying to figure out his drum grooves and all that. There's only one. There'll never be another one. So rest in peace to John Bonham. All right. Well, here it is. Oh, my God.

I'm not on the road, everybody. I'm going to and guess. Oh my God. I'm not on the road everybody. I'm going to and guess what? Guess what? I'm going to sit right down and watch myself some football and make believe I'm not married. I'm going to watch three games right in a fucking row. Yeah. And play with my kids during the half time breaks. Bob, a doopy deep, the half time breaks. Bang, zoom, pow. That's all I'm doing today. I'm watching my Patriots right now. Well, I think I'm going to win big today, even though it's only three to nothing. What doing all right? This is a tough time right now.

We're trying to figure this stuff out. I feel like we got a good defense Tony Romose in our offense is it has gotten way better since week one You know Mac Jones coming up to the line. What do we got? 705 in the first fucking quarter? Oh, he'll pitch it out. He runs up the seabird at first down. There you go That's what I'm looking. That's gonna,

I'll tell you right now. That's gonna pay dividends in a second half. They're wearing down this front floor of the New York Jets of God, give a go. I feel like we're getting out. We're gonna get our first win of the week. And you know what I love about the Pats?

Despite the fact that we're rowing to, we do not suck. Was that Ezekiel Elliott? That might have been his first big run of the year. I like it. 8,304 career rushing yards. I gotta tell you something. He has the cheapest looking visor I've ever seen in my life.

It looks like the same material. You know when somebody goes as Randy, macho man, savage for Halloween, they just go to one of those costume stores and it's like, you know, I was gonna say the cheapest plastic. Is there a higher grade of plastic that they put in Mercedes, Mercedes-Benzes? I have some dates to promote.

I'm a fucking idiot. I never promote my dates on this. Cause I always feel, this is my philosophy. Bill, what's your philosophy? Could you let us in on what your philosophy is? That didn't go anywhere. Jesus Christ in the backfield. My philosophy is I just come on here and be funny

and then you guys will be, well, goddamn, where is he? I got to go see this guy, but that's not how it works because you guys have a life. And fucking Los Angeles charges up seven nothing. Look at that. All right, yeah, you guys have a life. You don't have time to go to my website. All right, here's what I need.

I need to sell some tickets on coming up this week on the bus tour. Springfield, Massachusetts, I was just there. It just worked out in the routing. So I'm coming back. I'm gonna be there on October 1st. Catch the fucking ball! October 1st, Springfield, Massachusetts,

at the mass mutual center. And then, oh boy, oh, I'm doing a college gig. Oh, okay, it was gonna be a rough one, you know. Um, 10-4, good buddy. October 4th, University Park, Pennsylvania, at the Bryce Jordan Center. Uh, looking forward to that. And then this is the big one.

Oh, this is the big one. I'm gonna be in Canton, Ohio, home of the Hall of Fame, and the original Arbys, I think. I can't, I'm not. Canton, Hall of Fame, yes. Canton Football, Pro Football Hall of Fame. And the original Arbys, I think, I can't, I know, Canton Hall of Fame. Yes, Canton football, pro football Hall of Fame, October 7th at the Tom Benson Hall of Fame stadium. It's a football stadium that cutting it in half or whatever. And I am really looking forward to these, uh, to these shows and this tour.

Um, I got really inspired, you know, doing that to these shows in this tour. I got really inspired, you know, doing that run over there in Europe. In fact, my last show, I'm going out tonight though. I'm going out tonight or I'm going out of the store. I'm gonna do a couple of shows, okay? Shake the rest off. I haven't gone up since I was in Greece

because then I came home and I was hanging with my family and it turned out I got the COVID there. It's just such a fucking pain in the ass now because I think the virus has adjusted because it doesn't want to kill the host. This is what these guys say, right? These scientists people. So now, I feel like COVID is now,

I'm not going to speak on it because I'm not a doctor. But I feel like it's what people were thought it was in the beginning. Remember when they were going, it's shit to cold, it's like, I don't remember losing my sense of smell and taste. What? I'm fucking, I don't remember somebody dying from a cold.

But whatever, you know, we were all fucking, you know, both sides, both sides had some rights, both sides had some wrongs, both sides will will declare victory that's how human beings are but anyway um so uh... see i think i have like one other date oh and then uh... i'm gonna be in reno i'm gonna be in reno on october twenty eight reno nev, that the Reno Event Center. I love Reno. I have to tell you how much I love Reno. You know the shot kingpin there?

And I always tell you, bizarre guitar and gun shop, one of my favorite things to go to. And I just, I don't know, I like that top. It's a good top. And it's right there, right next door to, it's not like me, what is it? Like Tahoe, right? Were they shot the Godfather?

I don't like your can with your greasy hair and your oily skin. Remember that Michael Corley on, he's looking at him like, dude, I could fucking, could have you whacked during this fucking meeting. You know, I just love the complete look of like non-shelons and could have you whacked during this fucking meeting. You know, I just love the complete look of like non-shelons as he says all that offensive shit

to him and he's just staring at him like, yeah, okay. Okay buddy, so what you got? All right, anyway. Oh Billy, oh Billy fucking, Billy the aviator. I flew my ass off this week. I flew my ass off. I flew Monday, I, oh, Billy fucking Billy the aviator. I flew my ass off this week. I flew my ass off. I flew Monday, I flew Tuesday, I flew Wednesday, and I flew on Friday.

And I might go up today. You know, I always try to get my 10 hours in a month just so I can stay proficient. And I had a, I had such a great time. I flew up to Santa Barbara. I love that I have that flight down now, you know. I know when to get on with the approach. I know how to get through all the fucking airspace, you know. And I know to follow, you follow the 101 up north. And then you, you request city pad. You set down if all the city pads are taken up, they got taxiway, Juliet, and you could set it down there

depending on how long you're gonna be. Come on, Pat, so I'm gonna fucking defensive stand here. Is that ball out? Is that ball out? Is that ball out? Is the ball out? Come on, come on. Ah, it doesn't look good. They're saying 20's got it. Oh, good for him. He looks dead underneath there.

You know, anytime this is scrummed there like that for like the fucking football, a former player always has to talk about like, you know, what goes on at the bottom of the pile. Oh, there's all kinds of shit. Look at that. Look at the pads of the pile. Oh, there's all kinds of shit.

Look at that. Look at that. Look at the pads, forcing a fumble there. How the fuck didn't we get that? How the fuck didn't we get that? There's that big lineman came in and he punched it towards him right there. Right there. That's what happened.

Why am I talking about shit you guys can't see? Anyway, yeah, so I flew up to Santa Barbara. I did the Malibu loop a couple of times, landed its Sanny, he knows a couple of times. I did another one where I flew all the way out to French Valley, which is fun. Until you get to the place where they do this skydiving and shit,

then I don't know what frequency, radio frequency I'm supposed to be on. One of the planes is coming for a landing. We were like at the same altitude coming at each other, but you know, you just turn to the right. You know, it's a little scary for half a second, you know? But I have the avionics going like, there's somebody at your altitude at 12 o'clock

Tackle him Woo There you go forth down you will be kicking from deep in your own territory. Please don't be limping Gonzalez We got this kid number six. They've been Singing his praises. He shut down Tyree Kill last week on the dolphins. I mean, we still fucking lost. And it is still Tyree Kill who, by the way, I think had a 57-year touchdown against,

who the fuck are they playing this week? I don't know, dolphins, man. I thought it was gonna be the jets in the bills, but the dolphins being the spoilers. And now it's looking like dolphins in bills. Oh, you think so, Bill? What else do you think? So anyway, I got like, my goal this year was,

I only have like, because I take so much time off, because I'm busy touring and all of that. And I always try to be safe when I fly. So I always make sure that I shake the rust off, I go up with my instructor, we go through the whole fucking thing. Hoverados, autos, stuck pedal, all of this stuff. And then I get going again and then I go away again and blah, blah, blah, blah. So I only have like, I had it the beginning of the year, I had like 36 hours I only had, like, I had it at the beginning of the year, I had like 36 hours in change of solo time. And I was like, fuck this, I need to get over the hump.

All right, I'm gonna double this, you know, by the end of March. That's what I said. And of course I didn't, because I got busy and I got wife and kids and everything. But now it's September. And I'm still trying to do it. But now I have, I've gotten like 34 hours this year

of solo time and that's what I do now. I kind of just fly solo and then once a week I try to get with my instructor and I go through all the autos and shit, which I think is good because this guy's I know that fly for a living in like once a year, they do autos. So I feel like I'm being smart

if once a week I get up there and go through the paces or whatever. But it's been tremendous. The next flight that I want to do is I want to fly down the coast down to like San Diego, which I was mentioning. And I was all set to do it. I had my frequencies on my kneeboard.

I had them on this laminated thing that I had in the passenger seat, underneath the seat belt, in case my kneeboard falls off. I had the iPad, I had the avionics. I literally had four levels, so I wouldn't fuck this up. And it looked like the clearest day, I checked everybody four levels, so I wouldn't fuck this up. And it looked like the clearest day, I checked everybody's taps, which is your temp terminal area forecast.

Everything was in the green, everything was saying eight to 10 miles visibility. And then I fucking get up there. And it's all fucking hazy and all of that. And I'm like, well, you know, when in the distance it just looks hazy, when I get up closer, I'll be able to see. But then it was just like, well, you know, in the distance it just looks hazy when I get up closer, I'll be able to see. But then it was just like, I don't want to fly down on a day like this.

I want to go down and see all these sick ass fucking houses along the coast. Because I always see the ones, you know, when I fly up towards Malibu and all of that, you know, when I see all these celebrities and creators of shows and fucking, you know, when I see all these celebrities and creators of shows and fucking, you know, I'm sure I flew by the Amazon guy's house at some point, just not knowing it was his, just looking at it like, who the fuck owns that facility as Paul Verzi says? So anyway, very excited about that.

I think I'm gonna get up there today in between some of these games or something, but I also gotta take the kids to the playground. And then I'm also, I'm gonna buy an underwater GoPro because my kids are jumping in the pool and they just do the coolest, funniest stuff when they're underwater, like my son jumps in the water. And when he goes under the water,

he has a big smile on his face and he's swimming towards me with one arm and the other arm, he's doing the thumbs up. He's doing the thumbs up. He's doing the thumbs up. He's doing the thumbs up. He's doing the thumbs up. He's doing the thumbs up.

He's doing the thumbs up. He's doing the thumbs up. He's doing the thumbs up. He's doing the thumbs up. He's doing the thumbs up. He's doing the thumbs up. He's doing the thumbs up. He's doing the thumbs up. He's doing the thumbs up. that, you know, because they're going to love seeing that someday. So anyway, that's what I got going on. Deon Sanders, let's talk Deon Sanders and the Colorado Buffalo took a tough loss yesterday. And I got to admit, isn't me, or did they kind of set Deon up? It was ridiculous. The guy was 2 and 0 and he's on 60 minutes. In fact, they recorded it before then.

Like, why are you putting them on a 2 and 0? It's his first year at this program that gonna have growing pains. He's created all of this excitement. Two things I'm sick of with the day on story. Like, first of all, how much they hype in the guy up. Like, there's no way he's not gonna to get shit because he's going to lose some games. I feel like they kind of set him up to be, to like, fail a little bit. Or he's just such a superstar that, I don't know, there's ratings or anything.

But I will say this, as a white guy, I'm sick of mainstream white media telling me that I don't like Deion Sanders. And that for some reason, I have a problem with the successful, confident black guy coaching a fucking, I don't give a fuck. And I think I speak for most white guys when I said, we like the guy. He's entertaining. He's fucking great at what he does. I left watching him play for the cowboys. I like watching him play for the 49ers. I like watching him play baseball. I like that he's having successes ahead coach. He's exciting. You're always going to find some fucking idiots that are racist that don't like him. Stop fucking

feeding this fucking story. There's no story here. Do you remember that time they had the gay football player, the open, the first openly gave football player for fucking the St. Louis Rams and all they did was fan the flames of homophobia until finally one of the linemen on St. Louis was like, yeah, nobody here gives a fuck. You guys are the only ones who care. We're just here trying to win football games and it kind of shut the whole thing down. Like I think there's a lot of that going on with this. Like, you know, I have a lot of white friends. I've yet to have a white friend call me up and be like, you know, how's you week going? Well, you know, I be having a better week if Deon wasn't being so successful

coaching a football team. So anyway, they took a tough loss, congratulations to Oregon and he's going to bounce back and he's going to have more wins. He's going to have more losses that's up and down, but he's signed for five years and he's going to turn that team into a force because the guys are fucking winner. And guess what? As a football fan and a white guy, it's going to be fun to watch. Fucking assholes. They just like, they do this shit all the time.

And they always do it in like the form of a question. Like there's some controversy going on about some stand up comedian and something that he, I don't pay attention to this stuff, but you know, rather than like coming out as the media and having the balls to say we wanna start censoring stand-up comedy, they do it in the form of a question. They'll be like, should comedians have the right to exaggerate on truth? Just opening up the discussion to every mouth breathe

and more on out there with the keyboard. Look at that. I'm so stupid. It's so stupid. It's so the whole thing is just stupid. All right. Alabama bounced back with the win. What else did I see? Michigan won.

I started to watch the Penn State Iowa game and then my kids came in and started just wanting to tackle me and stuff, which I'm not gonna not do that. So I kind of missed the end of that game. And you know what, I started to watch, but my Wi-Fi is all fucked up. I watched a great, I watched a great movie that I always heard about growing up.

And for some reason, I was one of those movies I thought I saw just because I heard about it so much. I'd never seen it. Emilio Estevez and Harry Dean Stanton in a repo, man. And what a gloriously weird offbeat fucking movie. And I gotta tell you something, two men. Like that period of cars, some of the ugliest fucking cars I've ever seen in my life, and one of them. You know, I always make fun of that meme,

going like back before this electric car bullshit. I love these fucking gas combustion people that are so fucking afraid of an electric car. And they're acting like electric cars are new. Like there was electric cars right at the very beginning. They just got beat down by the fucking oil companies, you know, and now we're in the middle of a 20-year war, everybody. But anyways, this electric car bullshit, we had these muscle cars, and everybody fucking

walked around with their dick and balls hanging out, which was really not the case. And all you need to do, first of all, they're ignoring the absolute horror that was American cars from about 1977 too, I would say about 93 before they started making right, making them right again. And one of the biggest offenders, one that everybody forgets about, oh, where is it? I texted to Dean Del Rey, oh my God,

you gotta see this fucking car. This car, look up, it is the Oldsmebiel Cutlass Salon, S-A-L-O-N. It was like a four door sedan on the front and then like a hatchback, it's like a fmullet was a four door sedan. It was business in the front and I don't know what the fuck on the back.

It was, I remember when that car came out, I was like, that is the ugliest fuck. Everybody talks about the pace, or no one talks about that. And I completely forgot about the car, but it's the first car Emilio, without him even knowing he repos it. But you should definitely check out that movie, such a fun movie. If you're in this just sort of something that's, I don't, I only got halfway through it

and then my Wi-Fi cut out so I got to rent it again. All right, I'm watching this game here. 15 minutes. All right,, it's the beginning of the second quarter Right And my nuts are our fans getting a little crazy with the dressing up for games I Love that people are in professional football, but there is Did he intercept that oh my god, Jesus Christ It was almost a pick six with his jets fucking defense.

Anyway, the level that people at like, I think when you when you start doing like, I don't know. Like when you have more chains than Keith Richards, more bracelets or whatever, and you actually have a character name, I think it's time to dial it back. There's just something that's really sad about that. Get in that fucking goddamn cunt. Oh Jesus. I hate people that are excited about a feel, misfeel goal on the other team like you did anything. Like what the fuck are you all amped up about? So you tipped it, right?

Fuckin son of a bitch. This is gonna be one of these ugly games. I thought the pets were gonna come out and win big today. Ah, Dagnav, but I missed it. Look how excited this guy is. Yeah! Let's go! Let's go! Yeah! Nobody tipped anything! He just missed it. All right, anyway. Can you tell how bad the Pats need this win? I need this win so fucking bad. I am so sick of people not playing up to Bella check's level.

And it's already starting where like, you know, somebody asked me going like, do you think, you know, the game has passed Bill Bella check by? It's like, no, I don't. That has got to be the worst take ever, okay? He needs players, man, and he's getting them. He's slowly but surely getting them and things will be all right. Oh good, he missed that wide open number 17. That's what I'm talking about, happy feet there,

happy feet, and this is sack. Anyway, what else did I wanna talk about? What else was it that I wanted to discuss? I got my coffee drinking under control. You know? I drink one cup a day, and I just enjoy the shit out of it. And then if for some reason, you know, I don't know, I'm overly tired and I have something else to do, I'll just do a little espresso. That's it. But I mean, for

most part, I just had the cappuccino in the morning. And then look at these fucking sad ass jet fans. Jesus Christ, they were so full of hope for four plays this season. It's unreal. Do you guys remember that that sick sitcom, oh that wasn't even tipped? He just fucking threw it all man, he's no, no, no, no, no, they're coach now, he's not fucking pumping his arms. Do you guys remember that that fucking sitcom Good Times? Do you guys remember that fucking sitcom Good Times? And I used to, I was watch, that show was on, I was like eight, nine years old, so I didn't know any better. So I would watch it and every time it seemed like they were going to get out of that shitty

apartment, I believed it and I fell for it every fucking time. And then I thought they were finally going to get out and then the dad dies, spoiler alert, James Evans dies. That's what it's like being a Jets fan. That's what it's like being a Jets fan. That's what it's like being a Jets fan. That's what it's like being a Jets fan. Every time they think they're gonna get out of this, I mean, this has literally been going on

for fucking, I don't, for over 50 years. Over 50 years, 34 impressed with themselves. Hardy senior. Hardy senior, what the fuck? He there is a man in his fucking, that is so in his ego, that fucking guy. The name on his jersey said Hardy, senior. I mean, I can't even get mad at that, that's so fucking wow.

You know what I like about that? You already know what you're gonna get before you sit down and talk to the person. So there's not gonna be a surprise. It's all gonna track. Anyways, that's what it's like being a fucking jets fan. You know, I mean, obviously Joe Namath happened before me,

but he wins the Super Bowl. And then a meeting that his arm, his elbows fucked up by 1971 by like 73, 74. He's a shell of himself and he's on the fucking rams. And then that's just it. And then who do they get? They get Richard Todd. All right. Broadway Joe. And then they call them Wall Street Todd. They so wanted to give them a nickname. They get the New York sack exchange with Mark Gaston, Joe Kleco, Maddie Lions and Abduals Salam. Right? Here we go. We're going to the Super Bowl. They're playing in Shay Stadium, not the Freeman McNeil, Wesley Walker. Nothing that happens, right? And then they just suck. Now, you know, suck.

Then there's the 83 draft. We take Tony East and they take Ken O'Brien. Dolphins take Dan Marino, fucking 90 picks later. We all know how that goes. Somewhere along the line, the bills get Jim Kelly. This is the history of the AFC East, right? The Pats and the Jets can't just can't get out of their own fucking way. Dolphins are riding out Don Schuiler.

And then when it's up happening, huh? The Patriots, Victor Kym sells it, right? We get Bob Kraft, he gets Bill Parcells, who gets true blood. So Curtis Martin, Ben Cotes, we start drafting the right fucking guys, Venetary. And a man named Tom Brady in the sixth round. And then that was all she wrote. And the Jets during that time, what did they do? Huh?

They get key Sean Johnson. Look at this poor bastard. He's spitting his fucking teeth out. Guy spitting his fucking teeth out. Guy with a, a partial. They get Finney test of Verde. They get bill Parcells. They have bill Belichet and bill Parcells, the winning combination.

Finney test of Verde blows out his fucking Achilles game one. Kishon Johnson in tears. Bill Belichet the next year, Parcells is going up to the front off. This and they want him to be the coach and he gets out from underneath Bill Parcels at the last Second and goes to the Patriots. Now they got away to another year and then comes fucking Rex Ryan talking shit players coach everybody's loving them. They got what's his fake face Mark Sanchez Everything looks like it's going great the butt fumble

find out he's into feet it all goes into shit and now here they are and they get air in roger somewhere in there they got fucking uh... bread five look at the god damn Miami dolphins Winning again, covering the fucking spread. I don't know, fuck didn't I take them this week? I took the pads though, I can tell you that. Old Billy Freckles took the pads, getting dream. All right, let's do some, oh no, I got one last thing I wanna talk about.

Like, okay, remember how they, to sit in the trying to act like there's all of these white people that are annoyed at Deon Sanders. Nice fucking pass, you know, because he's charismatic, because he talks shit, and he's a black guy and all of that. And they, you know, they're making up all,

like, this is how, you know, white people think, rather than it's just a few. I will tell you something that I read today that I did feel was racist. A friend of mine sent me this thing about Miles Davis talking about Ferraris. And this guy's article about Miles Davis and his love of Ferraris.

Evidently, he talked to Miles for 25 minutes, okay? Oh, we're in the scope, go baby, touch down, yeah. Woo, bam. That's what I'm talking about. Hey Bill, was that what you were talking about? That is what I was always, nah, he's not happy now. We see the Jets coach. Oh my God, he should shave his head right now.

It'd be the smoothest shave ever. All those little stumbles are standing up right now. What happened? What happened? Safety getting over late. Number three, he fucked up somehow. And he is in in he's in does a wrist equal to feet you fucking const don't do this to me all right buddy come on here we go here we go the extra point the extra point you know I was

talking the other day because I had the giants I bet the fucking giant Saturday night a Thursday night, right? And I'll get back to that Miles Davis thing. And they fucking, the third goddamn quarter, they score a touchdown dead down by five, 10 minutes left to go to the third quarter, they go for a fucking two point conversion. Why? It's like, what do you want to get it down to three?

It's like this fucking 25 minutes of regulation football left. Kick the extra point, right? Here's a deal. You kick the extra point. This is the other side that they don't look at. It's like, yeah, well, now you're down by four. Who gives a fuck? If you stop them, okay?

It's, it was 70, it would have been 17 to 13. If you stop them and then you go down and score a touchdown, then it's 2017. Now you're up by three, because you kicked the extra point. I feel like going for two point conversion, like subconsciously is saying to your team that you don't think you're going to get down there again. So we got to play desperate Madden football, which is funny because John Madden, Madden, mean

the video game, John Madden always said, take the points. So I'm talking to my buddy about he goes, well, you know, the analytics say that it's very rare that you miss two two-point conversions in a row. And I'm like, great dude. Great. So you missed the first one. You get the second one. Guess what you just got there?

Two points. You could have just kicked two fucking extra points. Rarely do you miss an extra point. Like what people don't understand, because it's only for two points, you don't realize that like when you go on for two points, you have to score and you're basically trying to score a second touchdown. If you look at it that way, it's not that fucking easy. It's funny, because if you're on the goal line and you're just trying to score a touchdown, people understand a goal line stand. But for some reason, they think the two-point conversion

is gonna be easier from like the whatever, the one-yard line then scoring a touchdown is, like psychologically. All right, Bill, you talk about this every fucking year. I know. So anyways, getting back to the Miles Davis thing, which I thought this was racist. He talked to Miles Davis for 25 minutes above for our res.

And it's only been in recent years, recent months, I should say, that I started to understand that not only did Miles like crush it as a musician, crush it with the women he was with. He also, long before everybody else, back when people were buying caddies and GTOs and Mustangs and Camaros, he was buying Ferraris. And he bought some of the sickest fucking Ferraris, the ones that now, you know, some of them go for upwards of like $10 million. So I'm so excited to read this article and I read the fucking article and all this guy

does is shit on Miles Davis, his attitude, his career. He actually said when he was wasting his time with fusion and avant-garde, it's like, I'm sorry, did he create fusion? Did he change music? Like, four times? Bebop, Bertha Cool, Hardbop, Fusion. Who the fuck has ever done that? Nobody.

And the whole time he had to deal with all these racist fucking white people. So I have to, wow, yeah, I don't want to talk to you guys. You're just going to write some bad shit about me. And then the guy even said like that his autobiography was a terrible last word from him. I read his autobiography. It's fucking amazing. It's basically the history of jazz. And you get to hear his side of the fucking story.

So I'm assuming this writer was white. The writer was white, okay. You talk to the guy for 20 minutes about Ferraris. I read your fucking article, 90% of the fucking article is you shitting on him and then you give me two quotes from the fucking conversation and that's the article. I don't know. See, that one I will go with if the writer was white, and I'll say that that guy is either racist, ignorant, or something, but this whole fucking story that they keep feeding,

that all these white guys are sitting around hating on Dionne, we're not, we're not. My whole fucking life, Colorado football, has not fucking mattered, the way it's mattered now. So thank God he's there. All right, so stop fucking this stupid shit like that. That's all they do is just try to divide us. All right, I'm off my, I'm off the fucking stop there.

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and put it out on netflix next year that's what i'm hoping to do uh... i think i already picked the city and i think i already picked i already know i have and i've already picked the theater that i want to do it uh... so i will give you a hint. Whoa, we wake up a boom, a day, but I'm down the blue. We're we're that's a deep cut.

That's a 30 year reference. Um, in that neck of the woods. All right, MMP content for 925 Bill great emails. Oh look what look who it is Look who it is look at the goddamn Miami Dolphins if you took the Miami Dolphins today You got you a flippers up on the fucking table with a nice 21 to 10 comfortable lead 11 point fucking lead. Well, what was the spread?

Was kind of higher. I just refused to believe that Russell Wilson is not gonna come back. I just, I can't like, like the, he, him going from Seattle to Denver, it was like he had some major fucking injury or something and he didn't, there's no fucking way that's gonna happen.

Oh Christ, I took the Titans. Look at the browns playing this week. The Sean Watson. Must've got fucking a rub-and-tug. His balls are empty, he's out there flying around the field. All right, greetings from Sweden. Hey, Billy butchheeks. I love that. Billy butchics. I love that.

Billy butchics burr. You've talked about that. Who got chaka song? Oh, you talked about it. Last Monday, Quentin Tarantino used that in reservoir dogs. That's right. I want to say it was when they were going to get the taco. They were in the car.

But it wasn't the version you think. It was a cover by a Swedish group called Blue Swade. Not much happened with the group after that, but the lead singer, Bjorn Schiffs, have sense had a great career in Sweden. Oh, I'll have to look them up. Do they singing only in Swedish? Oh, I can't even do any Swedish, any Swedish, any better come to my house, they'll have a party. Oh, the kids are here. I got to put on pause here. What?

I gotta put on pause here. What? Okay, and I'm back. Couple hours just went away. And I threw out my back, bringing my son up the friggin' stairs. Tell how was I talking about? Well, before I get back into that question, someone was asking me.

Once again, the Prevent Defense strikes again. The Patriots have the goddamn game one. You know, we can't make a first down, so we give the ball back to the jets, right? They're unlike their own like fucking, I don't know what 30, 35 yard line, 40 yard line or something. We give Zach fucking Wilson a 30 yard cushion.

Fucking wide receivers wide open. I could have made that pass if I could still throw a fucking football that far. They complete it, which gives them one Hail Mary shot at the end zone and guess what, they almost fucking made it. We knock it down, it goes off a shoulder, a jet got a hand on it. And it's just like, why did any of that have to happen?

Why did fucked in any of that? What, who in their fucking right mind is afraid of the jets and Zach Wilson with fucking 22 seconds left? You just give them 30 fucking yards and we almost, we almost lost the fucking game. And guess what, guess what guess what the boring ass patriots versus the boring ass fucking jets comes down to the last play and I'm on

the edge of my fucking seat which is why I still maintain that the pre-vent defense was is a marketing tool by the NFL that game was fucking over. It was over. Wait a minute. You know what? Killed me as Tony Rome was like, oh, he completes it. It's just like Tony. He's wide open. I get it. Tony's selling the game. He's selling the game. But you know what? Old Freckles ain't buying. All right. Let me get back to the thing. He's stupid. He has fucking goddamn. It's so dumb to bet on football. I mean, I'm literally going up against mathematicians with computers that they're sticking algorithms into.

You know, it's like I knew when we were up 13 to three, I knew the jets were gonna get another touch. I knew they were, because the fuck in spare was two and a half, three. It's like this isn't gonna be easy. Like, how do they know? What the fuck are they punching in there? I mean, they probably even put the fucking dew point in

to see how much moisture's in the air. And what do I do? I fucking make my bets on Wednesday before the injury reports are even out. I'm fucking, I have the nerve to be upset that I'm not winning bets. What a fucking stupid conti, alright. Let's get back to whatever the fuck I was talking about.

Alright, the sweetest guy here. I have to ask you something. You've always had shirts on when performing. Now at your last show in Stockholm, you had a white t-shirt and slightly wider pants. You said that you were going to tell us why that was, but started talking about something else and forgot. Why did you break the trend? Did you spill coffee on one shirt?

Did it get lost at the airport? What the fuck happened to the shirt? All right, before I forget that question, what happened is I went on vacation over the summer and my wife bought me a bunch of fucking walk around Martha's Vineyard clothes and I'm still wearing them because they're comfortable. You know, that's why.

You know, because my wife loves me and she was sick of me fucking wearing the same black button down shirt for the entire 20 years up and with her. All right, one more thing. It's been so interesting to hear the evolution of your mindset after mushrooms. Well, whatever fucking positive steps I make is lost when I have money on the fucking

game and they go into that stupid fucking defense. I mean, these fucking guys were backed up 40 yards people because it's Zach Wilson and the Jets were coming. Oh Jesus. All right, one more thing. It's been so interesting, dear, I don't know, here we have evolution. I tried it not long after you talked about your first experience. Can an old freckled ginger cut like you do it? an old freckled ginger cut like you do it, I slightly younger cut like me can too. Oh, I think you've meant to say if, boy, was it an inner eye opener?

Yeah, that's kind of fascinating for somebody from Sweden to take mushrooms. You guys are pretty buttoned up out there, you know? It's definitely, you know, thinking logically and doing things that make sense. I can't imagine when the walls get fucking blurred. This man goes on to say, we rented a cabin and our outside of Stockholm,

comms surroundings with forest and a lake, picture perfect. That's amazing. Oh, I'm happy for you, dude. The great joy and sadness it brought out of me has helped me navigate a lot of things in my personal life. I'm telling you, they don't call them magic mushrooms or nothing. So thanks for helping me take the leap to try illegal substances. I don't know, dude.

I'm not a doctor, but I'm not going to be some fucking idiot podcast or acting like I am, but you know, from what I've heard, I think all of modern medicine has elements of those mushrooms in them. They're fucking amazing and I hope they don't become legal because once the corporations get their hands on them, what they're gonna do to it and they'll change the DNA code and they'll put sugar in it and fucking Fenton all of God knows what they'll put sugar in it and fucking fentin' all over God knows what the fucking put in it. Anyway, fat shaming. Dear Billy Butt fat. First butt cheeks. Now butt fat.

What the fuck is going on here? I'm done with being nice to certain fat people in casual conversation. Oh, Jesus, first is going in. I'm tired of seeing articles talking about how being fat can be healthy and all that shit. I work with a woman who's constantly talks about how great she looks and how great she feels because she goes to the gym once a week, but she is a lard-ass bitch. You also don't need to react to that. I'm sure there's a lot going on behind those positive statements. Anyway, in reality, she needs to go every day

and stop eating for a while. She expects any results. Also, she thinks she's got a great ass. I know this because she tells other colleagues all the time that guys love her ass. Funny, though this because she tells other colleagues all the time that God, the guys love her ass. Funny though, because she also complains about not having a boyfriend and how guys don't respect her. Can't have it both ways, you fat twat. Oh Jesus. Her ass sucks. It's just fat. No shape. If it was great, dudes would be on it and never let it go. Am I being too harsh?

Yeah, you sound young. I was like that when I was a young man. Her walking around saying she looks good and all that is probably because she cries herself to sleep with a vat of ice cream every night. I mean, that's what usually happens with most people that are walking around, saying things that clearly aren't so. You know what, I would just be nice to her.

And I would try to figure out what's going on in your life that makes her annoy you to the point that you think it about, call her a fat twat. Like, I know when I was younger and I was much fucking angrier, some positive tub of shit, cinnamon roll, eatin' jackass like that would really annoy me, you know?

Cause Misery does love company and then she's sounding happy. So that would just be enough for me to just, you know, think something or say something or whatever, but like, I'd say both of you have a lot more than... A lot more going on. Yeah, work on yourself. Let her deal with the cinnamon rolls and let her have a cake and eat it.

She's got a greatest! Not really. Okay, that was mean. What am I supposed to do? I gotta improv off what you guys sent me here. All right, coworker bullshit. Fucking coworker bullshit, man. Hey, Bill, I need to vent a bit more.

Oh, an airplane. Not leave it, yeah. Now the Zeppelin, now the Zeppelin reference. Now the guys back on the throttle. Hey Bill, I need to vent a bit about my co-workers. I work at an office where we all have different roles. I'm pretty quiet, but if you engage me in conversation, I open up.

I work with, wow, that covers a lot of ground. He's over there quiet like, hey man how's it going? Oh dude I was eating this hookers ass lesson. I do this little fucking lot of information. I work with a guy who is an absolute moron. Oh God that's, how do those people get work? Anyway the guy guy goes on to say, he doesn't know what he's talking about half the time, and when he does, it's because he's repeating stuff he heard from our boss. Oh, that's why they hired him. He's a fucking dope that wants to be the teacher's pet. Oh, that's the perfect employee.

You know, never gonna rebel, never gonna quit. Just smart enough to put the widget in the fucking falluble. I read a lot, and I read a lot, according to my boss, my two degrees and my understanding of my job, I'm not full of shit. Wait, I read a lot, and according to my boss, my two degrees and my understanding of my job. I'm not full of shit All right, what's going on here? You don't like this guy and now you're fucking regurgitating all your accomplishments to me

I don't know who to believe in this so far. I don't know What just happened? There we go. I don't know everything, but I spent okay. That's a little humble all right back on the right side of the road But I spend my free time learning about things I'm interested in. Instead of drinking every night and going out with my college friends, I'm not bragging, it's just how my life is going right now. I flaked off in high school but made up for it since. I read a book a week and listened to audiobooks during my commute every day. I gave up on shitty sports talk years ago ago so the hours are filled with interesting stuff. This isn't something I should feel sorry about. Well who's telling you you should feel sorry about

it? If ever I'm engaged in a conversation with anyone in the office and I expel any knowledge this guy will start talking shit and call me a know-it-all. Oh there it is. There's the smoking gun. Oh yeah. Dumb and loud. I hate to say it but they go hand in hand. You know what I mean? You know it's like smoking and drinking. Dumb and loud. Right? Bacon and eggs. It's just all. It's like smoking and drinking, dumb and loud, right? Bacon and eggs, it's just all, it's the rule of twos. Last week, fat and cunt, you know, the fat cunt, it just goes together. Last week, a girl I work with mentioned, she watched a documentary about ancient Rome, and I offered some additional facts from a book I read about every day Roman life. Pretty

basic stuff like how they built the aqueducts, nothing controversial. The asshole chimed in and said something like, you think you're the brains of every conversation we have, don't you? Keep in mind, these conversations never include him, and he's always budding in. Oh, this guy's fantastic listen don't fight this guy have fun with this guy you should be like arm i'm sorry yeah you're right you what i what you finish talking about the romance

or i'm just trying to keep up with you. You know, there's Zippy. Oh, Zip Lock Bag with you peanut butter and jelly sandwich in it. I just feel like he has like a kid's lunch with like the crust cut off and everything. Anyway, I hate people who can't understand that maybe there are people who read books and like to learn. What should I say to this asshole? Just look at him and be like, listen, I'm so sorry I read. I'll try to do less of it. If ever you think I'm reading too much, you just let

me know when I will stop reading. That's what you have to say. Yeah, like, I mean, this seems pretty, I mean, he's not your boss, right? You think you're the brains of every conversation we have, don't you? And you could be like, no, that was just a little fact about Roman life that I happened to know. What are you getting so upset about? Or you could just go hardcore, gonna like listen. Other than for you, no one here, it's no secret that you're the dumbest fuck here, and I can't do that.

Why don't you just tell him to shut the fuck up? Can you do that anymore? Can you do that? Like, I don't know. At first I thought he was an asshole, then I was thinking maybe you were an ego maniac with bringing up your education, but you really brought it home. I actually have a picture of what this guy looks like

and I don't like him. Just agree with him. Just be like, yeah, you're right, I do. I do think I'm the brains. You know what it is? It's just I'm really insecure when I get around a big brain like yourself. You know? Do you read a lot or is it just come natural?

I would just do that. I would just sarcastically compliment. I would make him a hero. Just be, I'm sorry, man. I just, you know, I get nervous when i'm around you i just really look up to you and you're into that that that

and anyway how do you have time to read both burning through all those fucking twelve packs all right music that is hell oh this is like this has been a really fun topic here which by the way speaking of music i got a band for you that josh homie recommended

uh... i think they're open for uh... queens of the stone age right now the viagra boys uh... josh mentioned them on the podcast and uh... i kind of circled back to that this week I downloaded. Let me see the name of the album here. Anyway, they're fucking great. They're great. And their lead singer and Aliric's are smart and hilarious and the lead singer seems like he's a little bit crazy. So it's like the perfect recipe for a killer frontman

and the band sounds incredible. Let's see, Cave World. And what I like too is there's a bunch of different vibes on it, like Truggler Dite, which I had to look up. I thought the whole album was going to sound like that. And then punk rock losers sounds completely different. Big boy I like, add, stretch my arms, only friend, it's just a fucking great album. Came out last year, they're on tour right now with Queen to the Stone Age and then I think they're doing a, I want to say Pacific

Northwest because I was trying to see if our paths would cross because I would love to see them live. Check them out, the Viagra Boys, Cave World Deluxe edition is the album I downloaded. All right, now that we've done that let's make fun of some music here. All right, music that is hell. Dear Billy Freckle tits. All right, it's off my ass now. Now it's my tits. My transitioning, like, what's going on here with all this body shaming? Writing for Montreal, Canada, love the bit, discussing terrible popular songs. All right. If you guys haven't been listening to the last couple of weeks, we're talking about songs that makes an entire crowd of 60,000 people light up. They just, the look in their eyes is like, this is why we're alive, and you absolutely hate the fucking song.

And my vote was that song by Queen, Bohemium Rhapsody. That, and then I also hate when Moni Moni comes on. And some fat-titted fuck my age has to scream get laid get fucked i just uh... it's awful by the way generation x can we stop acting like where these bad asses because we didn't wear helmets when we wrote bicycles you know we didn't fight a

war vietnam ended and then everyone was gun shy about trying to get the fucking war machine up again. So we didn't have to fight a war except for volunteers that joined the military. And we had like a 14-day war in, uh, World of 91, I think. I think we had like a 10-day war and that was it. So these kids today that you're saying are soft, they've, you know, a lot of them fought

in a war and now live, they've, you know, a lot of them fought in a war and now live under a bridge. You know, I know we went skateboarding without a helmet, but I don't think that makes us tougher. All right, greetings from Sweden. Oh no, wait, I just went all the way back to the top again. If I can co-worker bullshit. Oh, music that is hell. Dear Bradley, Billy Freckle tits, blah, blah, blah.

Okay, as a big stones fan, start me up, makes me want to vomit every time. Not sure if it's because it's always played at sporting events, but it is absolutely nauseating. There's nothing musically interesting in it. Ben in it. I like that song. Maybe it's because they open every concert in it. Ben in it. I like that song. Maybe it's because they open every concert with it.

That's also like, I feel like the last Rolling Stones record with a, no, no, I would say the one after that. Undercover. Undercover, Rob the Nyee. That's a good song. She was hot. They got some good songs on that one. One hit to the body.

I wasn't in that. Steel Wheels was all right. I love that album. They'll tattoo you. That fucking second side. Oh my God. It's fucking dropped a needle and do some drugs. It's fucking fantastic.

You're a drug of choice. All right, so this person doesn't like that. I could not have agreed more with the nonsense words with, uh, who got Shaka and come on Eileen. Can we add I am the walrus to this category? Kuku Kuku. Um, if you know the history of that song, I think John Lennon was saying that we could literally sing anything at this point

and it would be a hit so that's what they did i am you when you are me and we are here together i am the ag man i am the ag man i am the walrus cuckoo couture it's just like that was deliberately supposed to not make any sense. This person says, I'm a large-beal fans, but just nonsense lyrics, which is a trend with them, I suppose. Hell, why not throw in the end of Hey Jude, which I do not love, though?

I hope to see you in Montreal again soon, best, and go fuck yourself. I can't I can't argue with anything that you're saying there but I do like that song I am the walrus because what I like about is it makes no sense but it just has this great build. I am the egg man I am the walrus like okay we've arrived where we? What are we talking about? And then to find out, he was just fucking with everybody. I always thought that was funny. Rocky Raccoon. All right, awful song. All right, hey Bill, I have the utmost respect for the Beyonce,

for the Beyonce. And as a black man, I shouldn't be talking any shit. Well, this is the whitest podcast ever, so you're safe here. Talking any shit about our supposed Queen Bee, but I can't stand most of her music. It might be because you ruined it for me when you compared her choreography to military ranks. I don't even remember doing that.

This is so many fucking people I've made fun of just trying to fill up this hour. I don't even remember that. Or because my entitled ex-girlfriend blasted it every morning before her brainless job. I would think that that's what it is. If I hear single ladies one more time, I'm gonna have to be a single man for the rest of my life.

Love Jay though Jay Z. Yeah love from Jersey. Yeah I know what you mean. There's a lot it's a lot of uh you know female anthems which are good but you know it's not even Beyonce it's the people that sing along. Oh, the ladies, independence, throw your hands up at me and all the hands go up and you're looking at some people go say, you do not look independent to me. You look co-dependent. And then I always thought the lyrics was weird. If you liked it, then you better, then you should have put a ring on it.

And it's like, that's all somebody has to do. It's not love, there's not a connection. You're the person I want to, listen. First person that sticks a giant rock on this finger, I'm going to fucking marry him. You know, I thought she was selling herself a little short. I don't know. I do find it funny, like if you make fun of her or you make fun of the other one there, the white one

who's making those billion dollars. What the fuck's her name? Travis Trent, it begins with a T. Oh, it's right on the tip of my tongue. It's until hottest fucking ticket of the year. Everybody wants to go. A Dixieland dog. She was dating a Kennedy. She bought a property down by the compound. They broke up. She got rid of the property. Loose the Kennedy, but you keep the house. Why would you get rid of the house? Oh, my son's flipping out.

I gotta see what's going on. All right, that's the podcast here. What the fuck is her name? That Christine Aguilera. You wanna come outside, buddy? You wanna come out, play with you? All right, hang on a second. All right, that's the part, kids.

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