Monday Morning Podcast - Monday Morning Podcast 9-28-20

Episode Date: September 28, 2020

Bill rambles about getting answers, physicist groupies, and bad information.

Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday, September 28th, 2020. What's going on? How are ya? How's it going? Oh, Billy Tired Voice. I did 10 shows this week. Two Tuesdays, two Wednesdays, two Friday, two say, say. And I got today off Sunday recording this thing during half time. Well, the third quarter just started Seattle versus Dallas. You already know this game's fucking over. I knew this game was over in the end of the second quarter and now they just fucking took the ball away from the Dallas Cowboys. Russell Wilson argued with me the best quarterback in the league, but he's, you know, undersized and he plays all the way up there

in Seattle. So he doesn't get any love, you know, all they care about Seattle is grunge music and fucking those guys throwing the fish, you know, that's all that's what the global media, I mean, well, the national media cares about Seattle. You know, you got to give it up to Pete Carroll, though, man, for as cloudy as it is up there, man, that guy somehow keeps that copper toned tan going. He's going to be 70 fucking years old. He has that Dick Clark Jean. He looks great. Touch dad Seattle. There you go. There you go. I've been watching this game. I missed the Pat's game because I was traveling from Connecticut drove down south. So I missed the whole fucking game, which sucks, but I will tell you this, man, I've been watching this. I watched the end of

the Bears come back against Atlanta and in what world is a Super Bowl winning quarterback, a backup fucking quarterback to Mitch Tabritsky. I'm not shitting on him, but I'm just saying, you got Nick foals sitting there and the guy beat Bella check and Brady in a Super Bowl, you know, what are we doing here? He went down to Jacksonville. I know he got hurt, but what the fuck? This guy's a winner, man. So he went in there and scored fucking three touchdowns, unanswered and kept the Chicago Bears undefeated. Shout out to Atlanta Falcons fans. I mean, how many fucking leads? It's becoming their identity down there. They got to somehow turn it around. You know, no one likes to see that type of shit happen. I always say I enjoyed it when

it happened, when the Patriots are playing them, but in general, you know, you got to feel for those fans. I wonder they're pumping in fucking crowd noises down there. But anyways, getting to what I really wanted to talk about here is how many fucking times is a wide receiver or running back a kick returner or whatever going to think they have a touchdown and not secure the football only to have it punched out of their fucking hands into the back of the end zone. It happened again. There's entire YouTube videos about people celebrating too soon. You would think with the shame that's out there trying not to get added to that video, you would think this guy in Seattle wouldn't that was it number 14 wouldn't do that shit.

I shouldn't say the guy's number because I don't remember who it was. I don't get fucking want to make sure I get the right guy. I want to be on the right side of history on this one. I mean, you look at NBA players, they've seen enough shit on Instagram of what happens when you get dunked on. Now anytime anybody goes up to dunk, everybody runs out of the fucking painted area. You know, but for some reason, these goddamn football players, I don't know what it is. They start slowing down, they drop the ball, they hold it out. They're looking for them. They're watching their highlight live on the fucking giant replay screen, whatever the fuck you call it, the flat screen TV that they got at Radio Shack or whatever. How many fucking times?

I wonder if quarterbacks talk about that. I bet they all have that story. You know, I was going to win this fucking game and I threw a 50 yard bomb, caught this guy in stride. Oh, great. You win the game. Now the fucking idiot stuck the ball out and started doing the fucking Macarena or whatever on the three yard line. And then the dude who he burned just kept running and slapped it out of his fucking aunt. You know, they go, I hate when that happens. I hate when that happens. Jesus Christ. The fuck are people thinking? Russell Wilson, man. I didn't realize, you know, he's some of those guys you just take for granted how well he throws the deep ball. Last week,

when he beat my Patriots, they said he throws the best deep ball in the league. He compared it to, you know, dropping it down the bucket or some shit like that. I'm watching this Cowboys game and he's just, he doesn't miss. The fucking guy does not miss. It's amazing. I think, you know, because he lives up there and he's also, you know, he's only like six feet, six feet, one, six foot, one. They don't just, they don't look like a quarterback. Fuck it. Let's try to gas up this other guy over here. So we got a football QB controversy brewing in Chicago. Mitchell Trabitsky taken out of the game, I believe, and they bring in Nick Foles. The fuck were they thinking?

They wasn't even fucking MVP. I got to look this shit up now. I got to look Nick Foles, Super Bowl, MVP. There it is. After Carson Wentz was injured late in the regular season, I remember that, that happened against the Rams. Foles, I believe, Foles led the Eagles to the French first, third Super Bowl appearance. They defeated the New England Patriots in Super Bowl 52 for their first Super Bowl time, with Foles being named the game's MVP. Just starting to get in defense of this. Let's just look up a list of Super Bowl MVPs. Super Bowl MVP history. Let's see if there's any bums in there. All right. What are we doing here? Super Bowl MVPs. Come on. Bart Starr, Hall of Famer. Bart Starr,

Hall of Famer. Super Bowl three. I'm going right here. Joe Namath, Hall of Famer. Len Dawson, Hall of Famer. Chuck Howley, Hall of Famer. Roger Starrback, Hall of Famer. Jake Scott, not a Hall of Famer. I don't believe he might be. Larry Zonka, Hall of Famer. Franco Harris, Hall of Famer. Lynn Squan, Swann Hall of Famer. Fred Beletnikov, Harvey Martin, Terry Bradshaw, Terry Bradshaw, Jim Plunkett, Joe Montana, John Riggins, Marcus Allen, Joe Montana, Richard Dent, Phil Sims, Doug Williams, Jerry Rice, Joe Montana. Listen to these fucking names and Nick Foles can walk up to all of these guys and be like, yeah, I did that too. Joe Montana, Otis Anderson, Mark Ripian, Mark Ripian. I don't know. Otis Anderson was a great player. He just played with the

fucking Cardinals. So nobody knew it. Troy Aikman, Emmett Smith, Steve Young, Larry Brown, Desmond Howard, Terrell Davis, John Elway, Kurt Warner, Uncle Ray, Ray Lewis, Tom Brady, Dexter Jackson. All right, there's a few in here where you're like, oh, who? Dexter Jackson. This is where I really was doing a lot of stand-up. So I don't want to disrespect anybody. You had two first half interceptions. All right, Larry Brown had two interceptions for the Cowboys, Super Bowl 30. Heinz Ward, Peyton Manning, Eli Manning, first two brothers ever to do it. San Antonio Holmes, Drew Brees, Aaron Rogers, Eli Manning, two times Super Bowl MVP, Joe Flacco, Malcolm Smith. You had an interception for a touchdown, a fumble recovery and 10 tackles. Well, there you go.

He fucking earned that. Tom Brady, Vaughn Miller, Tom Brady, three times Super Bowl MVP, Nick Foles, Julian Edelman, Patrick Mahomes. Okay, I don't know, but you guys, I was pretty impressed with that list. I think I'd be starting that guy. Anyway, hey, Pat's fans, are you guys getting concerned about these Buffalo Bills? The fuck is going on out there after years of ineptitude? So look up this Josh Allen guy. See what the fuck he did today. I swear to God, I'm going to start getting into fantasy football because this is the only way I can keep up on the stats. You go to that goddamn CBS sports. They say they're going to have the fucking stats, stats are nowhere to be found, or at least I can't find them. Today, he had 363 and a half yards. What the fuck does that

mean? How do you have 363 and a half yards? Okay, he had 727 yards in the first two weeks. What the fuck did he do this week? Please, can't they just, can't these fucking nerds just post this shit? What is stopping them? All right, I give up. I give up. I don't know why this is so fucking difficult. You know, but you know what it is because I want it, I want it like literally 10 minutes after the fucking game I did. Maybe that's what it is. I have no idea. All right, anyway, I want to thank everybody who came out to my shows this week, 10 glorious shows. And I went from a rusty comic to I got a legit ovation. I felt after my second show last night where I was just, I was riffing, I was doing my act, I was fucking, you know, messing with people driving by in cars.

You know, I was doing this farm and this guy kept driving by bbbb as he went by, thinking he was fucking up the show. He was helping me out. So shout out to him. I got to give a shout out to pig candy. This is the stuff you didn't know that you need in your you didn't know that you needed in your life. Pig candy recipes. It's like pig candy.com or something like that. They just made this amazing. I can't even, it's like sweet and savory fucking bacon. It was insane. But we were in, I don't even know where that we were in Morris, Connecticut, which had the best setup since I've been doing parking lots.

It just was like, everybody was clearly separated. They marked a box where you had to sit. And even one show these fucking idiots weren't sitting in the box. It's hilarious. It's like literally I was joking. I was like, the answer to the test is right at your feet and you still fucked it up. So I did, I think six shows there, two on a strip of grass behind a fucking motel where I was looking at a U-Haul parked and then to my right was a split entry with a brand new roof and these just old shutters on it. And then I was, yeah, then I was on some sort of cow farm. Hey, did you notice, did you notice whenever somebody calls for a fair catch, like you're supposed to give them a certain amount of space? They never do it and they never call that penalty.

I don't know why. And now I'm down here in New Jersey. I will tell you this, man, I fell in love with Connecticut as far as I was, I rented a house in the middle of nowhere out in this farm country and all that shit and had my family out there, my relatives, everybody got tested, came down, saw my daughter and my new baby boy. It was awesome and I don't know, oh man, how good does a new fucking Bronco look? Jesus Christ, that's a good looking truck. Anyway, we were just in the middle of fucking nowhere and I don't know, I was just like, I could fucking, I say that a lot, like, oh, I could live here, like I could legit live there. I don't know what the travel situation was. I guess I could have flown out of fucking Hartford or some shit, but as far as like, I've

just been living in cities for so goddamn long. And even when I lived in the suburbs, when I was a kid, you know, we didn't have the kind of space that they had out there because it was pretty much just like farmland. And what I loved, I was like, man, I could live here. And the only reason why I would need a drum room is because a soundproof room is just because of the people I live with, not wanting to listen to me banging on the fucking drums. But like, if I was by myself, this is so secluded, I could just fucking, I could just put them, have them in my living room. And I always feel like as much as I love LA and I do love LA, the thing about, I just always feel like when I'm outside, everyone, my neighbors can hear my conversation, it's just everybody's on top

of each other, you know, you pay for it. When you live in the city, all of those great restaurants, all of those bands that are now going to come through anything that you're into, sports teams, anything you want to do, you can do there. But the price that you pay is you don't have any sort of privacy. And shit is cost a zillion dollars. And like, you know, some of these fucking homes, I'm just looking like the home we rented, I think was up for sale. And, you know, just the property that it was on and how big it was, the seclusion of it, I mean, I don't know if you could even find that in LA, like, I don't know, you're talking like eight figures. And this thing was reasonably, wasn't cheap, but it was reasonable. So, but the thing is, is I feel like I could go out there

and be happy. But then like, I also get to leave and go on the road and then, you know, get to do shows in Chicago and on LA and all these cool fucking cities. And what would my family be going fucking crazy in the middle of fucking nowhere? So, you know, I don't know. I don't know. But I will tell you that I, oh, my God, I fucking loved it. I really, really loved it. I would probably go nuts after a while, because I don't know what would my act become? Because so much my act is just interacting with people and saying something stupid, or they say something stupid. And out there, it's just like nobody, I would start doing fucking jokes about the voice in my head. But anyway, and then last night, we did, we did one night behind the motel, three nights,

the farm in Morris, Connecticut, and then we were in Ridgefield, Connecticut, last night, and we did two shows under a tent that was open on the side. And I had a fucking great, and like this Ridgefield, it's just like, I don't know, I don't even know, it's like, it's a beautiful little town. The fucking police station, I was joking, it looked like an old church. We saw these police cars racing by, and I was like, what did somebody tip over a cow? Like, what's going on out there? I mean, I know they probably have some sort of shit going on out there. But my whole career, like, Connecticut was something I drove through on my way down to New York. I mean, I did some stuff up there, but I did most of it, most of the things that I did

would were like in Hartford or New Haven, you know, it was stuff like that. So to me, when I picture Connecticut, I picture the 84, whatever the hell it is, or being on 95, driving up to Boston, I'd never gotten off and ventured, you know, five, 10 miles away from the highway. It is like fucking beautiful, beautiful, beautiful state, fucking God's country, and they were wearing wearing masks up there. And now I'm down here near the Jersey Shoah, and this seems to be predominantly no mask. So we all have to be careful here because people are choosing to think that it's not a big deal or it's over or whatever fucking thing that they're doing. I don't know, I don't even, I don't even give a shit anymore. I literally think that everybody in the world right

now, at least in this country is just acting on information that they looked up. So there is no like mainstream news anymore, there is, there's nothing, there's nothing. And what it is, is you is you have the internet that has all the answers, but most of them are wrong, right? Like trying to find the right answer, like I learned that, you know, when I was trying to learn how to eat well, and trying to find the right answers, it's just like the people who are lying to you and putting sugar and all this fucking horrible shit. I mean, the fact that these fucking people that feed their own countrymen pay lobbyists to go there so they don't actually have to tell you what the fuck they're putting in the food, because people are now starting to get educated about what it's

doing to their bodies. And maybe even causing cancers and shit. The fact that like, you have a better chance as a comedian, doing a fucking joke of getting in trouble than these fucking assholes. So just trying to find out the answers that way about nutrition. And then you add it to the fact that like, you now have like morons. You know, do you remember back in the day, the card catalog in the library, you go into the library, when I was a kid, that's where all the answers were, was in the library. Unless you had a little bit of money, and you bought a set of encyclopedias or some shit, right? You go to the library, right? And all the answers to the questions that you had were in there. Okay, but you had to know how to use the card

catalog. So if you were a moron, you couldn't get to the answers like me, I could never get to the end. I'd have to try and find a librarian to help me out. I could never figure out the dewy decimal system. It took me forever to fucking read. I wasn't worthy of an answer. I was too stupid. But what the internet did was it got rid of all of that. And not only does it now allow a dummy like me to be able to just ask a question and get an answer, it also allows dumb people to provide other answers that are incorrect, which is how we somehow went from thinking the world was flat to then understanding it was round to now a certain segment thinking that it's flat again. These are the people who back in the day, they wouldn't go to the library because they'd be

like me and they'd go to the card catalog and they couldn't figure it out and they'd be frustrated and that would be it and then they would leave. But now they can go on the internet. As I always say, they go to omrite.com. It backs up everything that they're thinking and then they can get in chat rooms and find other like-minded dopes. They can all agree upon it and then it becomes a movement. Do you remember that guy I was talking about a little while ago? He died. He had an experimental aircraft that he made and he went up, he shot a rocket, he shot himself up and when it came back down, unfortunately the parachute didn't come out

and the guy died and everyone initially was laughing and I'm thinking he was a flat earther but from what I read, now this might not even be true, but from what I read, he was just pretending to be a flat earther so he could get their money so he could build his fucking rocket and try it out. I mean it is just a, it is a fucking crazy goddamn time. I don't even know, I don't know what's going on but I feel like I'm navigating it in a much more intelligent way as a moron I am because now I just, I'm trying, I don't engage with people. It's like when I was out doing that Chappelle gig and I ran to that guy in Yellow Springs and he wasn't wearing a mask and I said, you guys don't wear masks out here and he's like, no, I don't.

I go, oh, you know, I choose to listen to the CDC and then he goes, well, you know, I could find you just as much scientific information, information from scientists that say it's actually not healthy to wear a mask or whatever, it's not doing anything to wear a mask and I just said, hey, agree, agree, disagree. What am I going to do? I'm going to try to win this fucking argument outside of goddamn, you know, laundromat. Don't wear a mask. I'm going to wear a mask and I'm going to fucking stay away from you and then you can continue to fucking do whatever it is. You're doing the cowboys with a big completion, Dak Prescott. So, oh, by the way, I was watching the NFL Network, right? When the fuck did they start

with this explosive play thing? Why do they always do that shit? You know, it's just football. Just stick with what the fuck we're talking about. I was joking about that the other day on the stage. Remember, for a while there where they were just all of a sudden for a few seasons, offsides became encroachment. It's like, stop trying to sound smart, okay? You don't have to make this some MIT shit or trying to overhype shit that we've already seen and explosive play. You mean a big game? You know, this team gives up a lot of big games and then switching it up and being like, well, this team has more explosive plays than the other team. Okay, right off the bat, that's just this dumb stat. If you're just going to have that stat by itself

and you're not going to look at their schedule and see who they played, it'd be like this team comes back a lot and yet they play the Falcons twice a year. Sorry, Atlanta. Yeah, you got to look at the goddamn schedule. Touchdown Cowboys. It was 30 to 15. Let's see if they can fucking not have an extra point blocked here. Anyway, but I haven't been having a great time up here doing these shows. I want to thank everybody, all the fucking hardcore fans that went out, got their temperature taken, put a mask on, did everything you had to do. We had safe shows, hopefully. And I want to thank all you guys for coming out. I had so much damn fun shaking the rust off and becoming a goddamn comedian again. It's been a great thing. So I got

three days here in Jersey and then the tour is over. It's also been fun to do the road and bring my whole family with me. My son's doing great. He can now turn over anytime he wants to. And now what I do is I just stick something in front of him that's a little bit out of his reach and he's making all these noises. It's funny. He flattens himself out. He's trying to figure out how to get over to the thing. And but now he's kind of come up on his knees and he's starting to do that thing. You know, they just rock back and forth. They don't understand why they're not making any headwave. It's adorable. But and then my daughter loves him to death and he's totally fascinated with her. So I'm kind of living the perfect life right now. So all I need is these scientists who

I believe in to come up with some sort of vaccine that other people have the balls to take that burns this thing out. That's what I'm hoping. Sorry, try to yawn off, Mike. Hey, what is, are there any suggestions for the Washington, the former formerly known as the Redskins? Washington, Redskins, new name. Let's see, what's it going to be? Confirm the new name. I was just joking with Keith Robinson, you fucking trash in DC. I mean, like, all right, what were you, the Washington DC profilers, the Marion Barry's, Washington NFL team has confirmed that they will call themselves Washington football team effective immediately. The name is not a final blah, blah, blah, blah. Native American groups, blah, blah, blah, blah.

What was the new name? All right, I gotta have suggestions here. Redskins new name list. All right, what are they going with? A comprehensive list of potential new Redskins names. Let's see here. Starting fresh, the Red Hawks. Well, is that a real bird? Unlike the fucking Seahawks? That's so funny. Barstool Sports was talking about last week how the Seahawks, it's not a real thing, evidently. I think that's what they were doing. I don't know, I watched so much shit. I believe it that came from them. For years, I've been looking it up, trying to find out what a fucking Seahawk was. And I couldn't find what went on YouTube. And I did the usual Seahawk verse, and they would just come up with the football team. I was like, you know, Seahawk versus fish, chicken hawk,

Rhode Island red. All right, the red tails, they're going to try to stick with red. Oh, the red tails with an airplane. That's not bad. The Red Hawks. It's a little bit like Arkansas. The Red Wolves. This can't be right. That is a Native American with the fucking wolf on his own head. The pig skins. The soldier themed warrior. The generals. The renegades. These sounds something than the fucking USFL. The Braves. The Federals. Washington Federals used to be a USFL team. How about the federal reserves? No? The Griffins. Not so serious suggestion. All right, I'm done. Oh, that's all. I think that was done. I think that whole website was a joke. I have no idea what they're going to fucking call them. I'm trying to think of what makes Washington, D.C. unique.

You know, like what are they known for? But you don't want to do that. Like the Boston clam chowder. Do you realize how many times I've had clam chowder in my life? Maybe six. I always thought it looked like fucking somebody spit it up back into the bowl. And then when you had Manhattan clam chowder, you know, when they put a little tomato sauce and then it looked like, you know, some Wall Street guy under stress, shit it out his ass. You got blood in your stool, buddy. I'm sorry. But you know, a friend of ours made clam chowder this week when I was up in Connecticut. It was absolutely delicious, but I was never into it. Now I kind of love it, but I'm still a fucking German Irish guy. So what I do love about it is

not the clams. It's not the chowder. It's the potato that's in it. Look at Russell Wilson with that stiff arm still got the ball away. Amazing. Oh, it's 30 to 22. Wait a minute. Look at this. They're within eight points. Touchdown in a two point conversion. The Cowboys, they got a new coach, man. They got another guy who just looks like, you know, the last time they had a coach who looked like a coach, I feel like his bill pars sells. You know, the last couple of times, the last guy and now this new guy, they both look like they work for like a fucking like Apple or something. You know, now that Steve Jobs has gone on to the next operating system in the next life, I'm going to be the person coming

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the kids sitting on my lap. Like you ever see those fucking morons who were down by the beach when one of those, uh, tidal waves comes in? Is that what they call it? What the fuck is a big wave? It's a tidal wave, but there's the one that, you know, there's like an earthquake under the water and the wave is just coming and nobody can see it coming. What are the, what do they call it? It's not a tidal wave. God damn it. It's not a typhoon. Is it a tidal wave? Giant wave. Name. Tidal wave. A tsunami is a tsunami. What's the difference between a tidal wave and a tsunami? Is a tidal wave like it got to the AFC championship game and then lost, but a tsunami is the Super Bowl winner versus tsunami. A tidal wave is by definition waves caused by

ocean tides, whereas tsunami is almost always caused by an earthquake underwater. Tsunami waves are also very different from normal wind generated waves, which many of us have observed on a local lake or a coastal beach. That's fucking fascinating. If this building shakes one more, I've been living in LA for too long. I just keep thinking that there's a earthquake. This is the last house we got here. All right. Tsunami waves are very different from tidal waves. A tidal wave is by definition, okay, I already said that. Tsunami waves are also very different from normal wind generated waves, which many of us have observed on a local lake or a coastal beach. Observers of a tsunami will understand these waves are more like a fast moving tide crashing into the shoreline. Yeah,

I mean, those things are terrifying. You don't even see it coming and all of a sudden it just rises up out of the water like a fucking cobra. Normal ocean waves are caused by wind, weather, tides, and currents where tsunamis are powered by geological force. Tsunami waves are surface gravity waves that are formed as the displaced water mass moves under the influence of gravity and radiate across the ocean like ripples on a pond. Yeah, so it's in all directions 360 degrees. Regular wind waves only involve motion or upper mostly. I want to see what's the farthest a tsunami can like go and still like do damage. Tsunami average range. In other places, tsunamis have known to surge vertically as high as 100 feet, 30 meters. Most tsunamis caused the sea to rise

more than 10 feet. The Indian Ocean tsunami caused waves as high as 30 feet in some places. According to news reports. I mean, that is fascinating. All right. How the fuck did I start talking about that? All right. I got questions here to answer. The lovely Nia just popped in. How are you, sweetheart? How are you? I'm awesome. All right, response to question about scientists getting pussy. Every email from the scientists said no, there are no science groupies. Scientists don't get pussy. This one is saying the opposite. All right. So that's from Andrew. All right. Physicists get pussy. Hey, Bill, new listener here. In your September 14th Monday morning podcast, you were speculating about whether scientists have groupies

or not. I laughed out loud because yes, they do. All right. I want to know about this world. And do the chicks that you get, do they have like their hair up in a ponytail and they're wearing like black frame glasses. And then later on that night, you're like, they let down the ponytail and you take their glasses off and you do like a makeover. And it's like, wow, wait a minute, you're actually the best looking girl at the fucking mall. Sorry. Every coming to age movie was like that. And I was surprised to learn that myself. I was surprised to learn that myself. I work at a university with a really well, listen, if you're fucking teaching a class, any dumb blond is going to blow you to try to pass, right? Isn't that how it works, Nia?

I work at a university with a really big physics department. Sorry. You can tell I was not in that wing in college. I don't even know if my college had a science. We didn't. We didn't have a science department. The place is populated with greasy haired introverts whose smile spasmatically with half their mouths and can only maintain eye contact with you for 0.25 seconds per social encounter. There are some normal guys too. There are even a few slick confident guys. All right, so you got the full range, but most of them are sort of introverted people that feel more comfortable looking into a down a microscope into a microscope, whatever you say, rather than looking at another person. Over the last decade,

I've seen these dudes have crazy affairs. Oh, wow. Divorce and remarry have administrative meetings called about them because of their scandalous behavior, blah, blah, blah. And the women are hot. The only difference between the world of sports and this one is that women start with master's degrees. Wow. Yes, Bill, I know what you're thinking. You don't. This is I'm blown away. How hot are these physics groupies? Well, I'm an outsider to their world the same way you are to the groupies clamoring to get to the clippers players or wherever the fuck. I can objectively state that there are many women who are hot by any straight man's standards and that scene in that scene. Sorry. And they're all intelligent and highly educated, too. Wow. Well, yeah. Well,

I think if you're a really smart chick, how long could you be around some fucking moron? Not saying that athletes are morons. There's another stereotype. See people were breaking it down. What's that? We haven't been together for 17 years. 16. 17 years I've been with you. The Dak Prescott just throw another fucking touchdown. That gallop guy again. There you go. Ground can't cause a fumble. He broke the plane. No flags in the plague. I love it. What are they looking at it over and over and again to see if he is that a touchdown? Yeah, that's got to be a touchdown. All right, sorry. Back to the scientist pussy here groupies. I guess the point is that if you excel at anything, there are women out there who will notice

good genes, right? That's right. Yeah, if you're a hot chick, what are you gonna fucking bang a loser? Well, my wife did. Oh, see, I beat you to the punch and physics beauty, physical beauty is just as important to these guys as it is to any other chump, of course. So the women, according to the top tier of scientists are hot. But to stick the landing, they have to be able to hold their own in a conversation too. So basically, it's another level. I'm not in it. I'm good looking and charming, but I don't have a shot. Well, not with that attitude. These women are interested in the physics superstars, nothing less. Sincerely, anonymous fellow who please don't mention my name so I don't lose my job. Thanks. I never would. I would never mention a name for something like that.

Okay, first of all, that was all very educational. And second of all, there's no reason why you can't go out and get the top level science scientist groupie pussy. All right, you got to think more positive. All right, maybe you got to have a little fucking end zone dance, except my a microscope dance after you fucking discover something. I don't know what it is, or just hang out with the physics superstar. You know, you'll get their run off. Still got to be like an eight, right? It's not bad. I don't know, Neil, where would you classify yourself as like one through 10? What would you put yourself? I mean, to me, you're a 10. You're a 10. Well, you know what, now you just became a nine to me. You lose a point for arrogance.

No, it's arrogance. Who you to say that I'm I didn't say five. You could you could have been humbled and said nine. You know, what the hell did I marry? You can start talking about yourself in the third point person. Right then she's a 10 and she knows it. All right, if I was an insecure person, I would have you stop listening to Beyonce. I don't like what she's filling your head up with, or does she even do that? She just says she's the shit, right? And then you guys like, yeah, that's how I feel about myself. Oh, that reminds me last night, I asked people in the crowd if they felt they'd ever accomplished anything great. And all

I heard was women voices going, yes, yes. So I said this woman in the crowd, she was in her 20s, beautiful woman. I said, what are you doing? She goes, I'm a head chef. And I was like, all right, I worked in a restaurant too. I know, but is that great? That's great. Hey, Nia, it's not going to rain tomorrow. Isn't that great? It's that kind of great. No, that requires skill. You're talking about the weather. All right. Well, I don't know.

But wait a minute. But wait a minute. But Michael Jordan's great. So if I became a head chef, I can be like, Hey, Michael Jordan, you know, as great as you are as a basketball player. I'm also great. Well, the way the question I was acting, it's like, like greatness. And she was a head chef somewhere. And she was saying that she was great because of that. I disagree 100%. Based on Michael Jordan, based on the greatest chefs, based on that guy we saw, based on that guy we saw making the fucking pasta. Jordan is like a freak of nature. No one can ever be as great as Michael Jordan. That's why people let us stop saying great. They got to stop saying they're great because they're not.

Do you know what's funny about that, Nia? Is people give me shit because I say anyways instead of anyway. That's dumb. It's ignorant, correct? To say anyways instead of anyway. The standards standards of greatness. Standards of using grammar correctly. Does everything have to become dressed down Fridays so everybody can feel like they're included? Fine. A head chef and Michael Jordan. They're both great. Jesus Christ. All right, let's just keep going. I give up. You know, I am officially fucking. I don't understand this. I don't understand the music. I don't understand what's great anymore.

Everybody's a 10. I don't think I think I'm definitely old. I'm not cranky. I'm honest. I wasn't given a shit about that. The point of the I mean, because if you listen, if you were listening to the fucking bit, it was sort of a joke question. Like, have you done anything great in your life? Okay. I don't want to do the fucking bit because I need all the material I have. Okay. And just fucking becoming a head chef. Yeah. Yeah. It's just like, I mean, Nia, I've done some things in comedy, but Richard Pryor is great. I know the people on the internet and everybody has a fucking opinion,

but I'm just saying there's Richard Pryor and there's fucking everybody else, but there's a bunch of people out there. There's middle acts. Ah, I give up. I give up. You know what? Everybody's great. Everybody's beautiful. Everybody's beautiful. Like that skinny bitch used to say who was beautiful and everyone wanted to fight. I don't understand her. She's one of the hottest chicks out there at the time and she writes that fucking song and everybody's like, that's like a fucking beauty. You are beautiful. Everybody wants to fuck you. Was she really down in herself? No, because she was in a lot of shit at that time. So I think it was her. No, I am. I am. Well, that's because she went from a teen idol to rolling around in the mud with

a hoo-ha hanging out. She brought it on herself. That's what she was doing when she wanted to be dirty, right? She became a blue comic. I know it. She can do a show with me anytime. I don't give a fuck what she says. All right, dishwasher rant. I love wash. I love when people, that reminds me of my grandmother. She used to say wash. Hey, old Billy, no beer gut. Man, it's all pizza and fucking M&Ms. Used to be booze. I wanted to talk about your recent rant on the MM podcast that dishwashers are a fraud and don't work. Let me start by saying this is true and not true, depending on the washer. All right, educate me because my experience with dishwashers are the only way they wash the dishes is if there's a very low, fresh level of filth on them like spaghetti sauce on a plate that's been

sitting there for longer than 20 minutes is too much to ask for most dishwashers. The only reason I know this is because I've worked for an appliance manufacturer for a few years. Oh, I love this person. He's he's going to give me the Michael Jordan. He's actually going to tell me or she's going to tell me the actual great one. Oh, look at 14. He's going to look for a flag, right? Fucking pushing off 27. You fucking cunt. All right, the only reason why I know this is because I've worked for appliance manufacturer for a few years. I'm an industrial designer. A cool profession. Yes, it is. Look it up. I mean, if you're doing something industrial and you're designing it to make it look nicer, I just I think that I think that's great and can tell you that

we basically design the functionality within dishwashers as well as their appearance. We are not engineers. I repeat not engineers. So in a way, we are bullshit artists that also that pitch functionality based on a hunch that certain parts we design should do certain things. And with all professions, some of us are incredibly smart and some of and some are not. In my opinion, these there are certain brands that you can tell have a better engineer engineer slash designer work relationship. Well, yeah, I think I understand what he's saying. It's like you want a you want a car, certain cars look better than other cars. Certain refrigerators are a little more sexier than others. Is that what you do? Are you the one that put the curves

in a fucking Vitamixer? If you and he are looking to replace your dishwasher, I highly recommend staying away from brands like Whirlpool, LG and Maytag. What about the Maytag repairman? He was so lonely. I'm not even going to endorse my company because I haven't had enough time to make a decision on our products. But I hope this helps and confirms you are kind of correct. Well, could you could you let me which which is which is the dishwasher that works because I could Google right now best dishwashers and all those other brands you just named are going to have such a presence because they have money to hire the top nerds to make sure that they're on the first page, one of the first two or three clicks. Am I wrong about that? I don't know. All right.

Nia, how do you pronounce F A U C I Fauci. Fauci. Oh, I was going to say Fosse. Who's Dr. Fauci? I know that name. That's not the Supreme Court person who just died. He's like the head guy in charge of like infectious diseases. Oh, Fauci. Fauci. He got to stay in shape with the last name like that. It can't be fat Fauci. Oh, fat Fauci. No, the fettuccine fettuccine Fauci. Little clam saws himself. It's his first name, Alfredo. Alfredo Fauci. All right. Hey, bell, I wear a mask. Don't yell at me. I'm like the guy who wrote in last week. I really have a hard time believing there is no fuckery when there's video of Fauci saying wearing a mask doesn't work.

It's silly. Well, I think it also depends on when these people say this shit. I don't know. It seems like they were like at first we weren't supposed to wear a mask. Everybody had gloves on. I remember that. Some will say that he said that to make sure that the N95 masks that were needed for medical professionals wouldn't be hoarded. What a bunch of shit. That sounds like a bunch of shit to me. I have no idea where to get those, nor does the average American. They don't sell them at Walmart, 7-Eleven or street vendors. Also, don't you think they'd be less, there'd be less crowding in hospitals if everyone was at least wearing a bandana in February, which would produce less crowding and need for an N95 mask? If you do believe that Fauci, I don't even know who he is.

Okay. I just saw a thing at one point saying that the CDC said to wear a mask, so I believe in it. I'm not saying I'm right, but I just look at it like this way. Mask versus no mask. If I'm wrong, all you did was smell your own breath for a few months. If you're wrong, then this fucking thing continues and more people lose their small businesses. I don't think anybody knows what the right answer is. I'm just airing on the side of caution. Flying helicopters, you don't have to go out and do auto rotations. Once you get your private license, you can fly for the rest of your fucking life and never do one and just bank on the fact that your engine's never going to fail. You can do that and you can get away with doing that. Who knows? It's not how I live my life.

Anyway, if you do believe that Fauci said this to prevent a shortage of masks and it was the right decision, then you have to accept the fact that Fauci lied to the public knowingly. I don't know anything about this, but I agree with how you're analyzing this information. How many liars do you know that only lie once? Well, there's different types of liars. Everybody lies. Honey, do you like this dress? Yes, because it gets me out of the store quicker. Just fucking buy it and let's get out of here. Do I like it? No, I don't like it. I don't like spending the money either, but I know arguing with you is not going to prevent you from buying it. So yes, I like it. You look great. You look hot. Let's get the fuck out of here. There's those kinds of lies,

and then there's smoking doesn't cause cancer, lies. So all depends, but everybody lies their fucking balls off, including Jesus Christ, because he got a hooker and there's no way he brought up, you know, if she said, aren't you the son of God? What? No, no, no, what's going on? Figure we could bang out here over the water. Well, how are we going to, how are we going to fuck in the water? No, we'll be on top of it. Okay, if 40,000 people die for every 1% increase of unemployment, give or take 10,000, depending on the study you read, how come no one is shouting, you're killing people of all ages across the country, the way you yell, you're killing people's grandparents? Well, because I think if everybody just stopped wearing masks, and that's the wrong

answer, then that ratio is not going to remain a constant, right? If I'm understanding what you're saying here, unemployment will kill conservatively 5,500,000 people. All right, well, where did you get that? So I'm not supposed to believe Fauci, he's a fucking liar, but I'm supposed to believe you, who is not in the business of stopping a pandemic. This is the whole thing about this. And my whole thing is I listen to people with shit like this. You know what I mean? I mean, listen, I'll listen to a sports fan when he thinks about who's going to win a game. It's just a fucking game, but a pandemic, I'm not listening to regular people. And all I've been saying this is just listen to the people that do this for a living to try and stop this shit, to try and

warn people. That's all they've been saying. I don't even listen to politicians. All right, I don't listen to old Joe or crazy Donnie. I don't listen to either one of these. These are our fucking choices. Old Joe, old Joe Biden and crazy fucking Donald Trump to the two of the oldest fucking mother, they both look like they used to fucking host game shows. Yeah, older crazy, neither one of them has all their marbles. Why don't you fucking elect both of them and then they can fucking, what do you think? All right, influenza influenza is different than the flu. There are many different influenza strands that go unidentified each year. There was never mass testing of these deaths to determine that perhaps half of the deaths were of the same strand.

Strain. No, it said strand. Oh, strain. Okay. All right, Nia's saying you're wrong. This would allow it to be named and branded as something that could more easily be feared. All right, no, this is making sense to me. It's not that COVID is a conspiracy. It's that it's being reported irresponsibly, according to you. By the way, what is your background? What is your background? That's my thing. Because if you're just a person who's just going on the internet and they're looking at clips of Fauci and then you're looking up numbers and then, oh, what about influenza? How many people does this and this is how you're putting together your fucking term paper? There's no way to know where you got your information from. There's so

many websites that are pretending to be official that aren't official. I don't know. I don't know the deal. That was what was great about the library. You had fiction in the nonfiction section where the internet, everybody is saying that they're nonfiction. All right, I can continue to read this, but like at the end of the day, this is just some fucking guy or woman just writing this in. So all right, if it was and I used to feel like this type of shit, but I mean, but I to go along with this, that this is like that the smartest people in the world, the people that are scientists and the people that are running the countries around the fucking world, that they're all somehow missing the boat, but you who do not have that position, you somehow

know what's really going on and everybody has lost a bunch of fucking money off of this thing. So everybody is fucking losing, unless you're going to tell me there's this secret economy and they're trying to bankrupt all of us, then they're going to come in and buy everything and I don't mean, I don't know. Anyway, and plus how hard is it to wear a fucking mask? Everybody's being the biggest fucking baby. It's not like they're telling you to do fucking 500 squats every day. They're just saying to put on a mask and the way that we eat, drink, smoke, fuck, none of it's healthy. Our fucking water is so goddamn polluted, you gotta have bottled water that's sat in plastic containers for sometimes years. Don't fucking talk to me about this. I think this really just

comes down to is this, it's a new inconvenience that people don't want to fucking deal with, but I'll continue reading this. It was off the cup, so I won't hold you over the fire for your words. Hold me over the fire for words. Don't talk to me like you just proved something. You're just a guy who went on the internet who looked up some shit and I don't even know where you got it. You're not citing any of your fucking sources. You have one fucking link here. I mean, that goes to Wikipedia. One of them's a Wikipedia thing. Come on, man. I went on Wikipedia one time and I just wrote some horseshit on my fucking page to see how long it sat there. It sat there for like three days.

It was off the cuff, so I won't hold you over the fire for your words. Well, first of all, stop talking to me like that. Like you hold some sort of authority over me and I'm sitting here like I'm doing my six month review with you. But the sentiment was that people will be able to open their businesses again. These businesses have thousands of dollars in debt, destroyed credit and no end in sight. Not to mention they were forced to close their businesses indefinitely, making it almost impossible to plan ahead. A large wealth transfer that should have gone to the next generation is now going towards debt payments and banks. Yes. And who do you hold responsible for that? Let me guess, just rich people? What about all the fucking selfish assholes

that didn't do what people were telling them to do? People in power were telling them to do and they immediately were saying that the world is flat and this is all a fucking conspiracy. You can't always blame the top 1%. All right, we're all selfish cunts. Just some of us are smart enough to learn how to build a global business. All right, there are so many factors that have created a war on many fronts. So and so put out a video where he simply questioned if mask work and standing six feet apart works, why is everything still shut down? Well, because people aren't wearing the masks. If people would play ball, I don't know. Anyway, the protests cause spikes in major cities where businesses weren't allowed to open, also irresponsible leadership. Well,

right there, you just back down that thing, you just give this quote where you say, well, if it works, then why isn't shut down? Well, protesters weren't wearing masks. Regular people aren't wearing masks. People a few blocks over on the beach here are not wearing masks. They're just not wearing them. Kids are having fucking parties. That's why and then people catch it and then they fucking go to work. I mean, I don't know what to tell you. Also irresponsible leadership and they're saying that standing six feet apart and masses the best way to stop this spread. They're not saying it's 100% guaranteed. So when you combine that with the fact that people are doing whatever the fuck it is they want to do evidently, then you're going to bring them to work. And you know,

I feel that standing six feet apart wearing a mask is probably the safest thing you can do, but I don't want to do it standing across from someone that went to a fucking rave where no one was wearing a mask. You know, this is just this fucking thing. You can literally tell somebody that the sky is fucking blue and somebody is just going to argue the other side because they just don't want to fuck. They just don't want to hear somebody telling them what to do. And I am the king of that. I am the king of not wanting people telling me what the fuck to do. And I am for once just trying to listen to what people in power are telling me to do because I've been on social media and I think people are out of their minds. That's just my

opinion. Also irresponsible leadership. Let them protest and let them and let them open up states earlier. Every fucking state that opened early, then they then had a spike. We're at a point where we were expected to deny logic and fall in line with one of two major opinions. Well, they also politicized its CNN and Fox politicized the thing. It's I mean, it's a shit show, sir. And I'll tell you, or man, I'm not going to fucking argue with you. If you think I'm full of shit and that I that listening to scientists rather than politicians or news media outlets and all that type of shit is stupid, then, you know, do whatever the fuck you want to do. I don't I don't give a shit. I don't care. Don't wear a mask. I don't give a

shit. Go out there. Go breathe on people. Go lick a fucking pole. I don't care. All right, Black Voter. Dear Bill and Burr, I am a Black Voter. That's going to be a new Netflix series, Black Voter. Legitimate question for you this morning. Can you please explain to me why liberals like yourself cannot deem Joe Biden a racist as succinctly as you do Donald Trump? All right, I'm not reading the rest of this. Okay, I'm just not reading this. First of all, I'm not a Joe Biden guy. Second of all, how do I know you're Black? How do I know you vote? How do I know who you are? I don't know. I just I don't know. But send me person. Okay. Something like this. I'm not fucking reading this. Just send a video, read this question. All right. Read this fucking

question. All right, read it word for fucking word, like it is here. So I know it's you and then I will read this thing all day. But I am not getting involved in this politics shit, where someone's saying like, Obama's the worst president ever. And I'm a Democrat or Donald Trump is just a fucking more and I'm a Republican. Like, you know, that stupid gaslighting fucking horse shit, I'm not not reading that shit. All right. I fucking hate Joe Biden. I fucking hate Donald Trump. I hate that these two old fucking shitheads are my only two choices. Okay, I hate it. All right. I like Bernie Sanders. That's who I liked. I think a lot of people on the left like Bernie Sanders, and the Democrats will not give him to me or anybody else, because they

want a company man in there that's going to protect the oil companies and keep the wars going. And that's why everybody Republicans and Democrats don't like fucking Donald Trump, because he's a fucking wildcard, and they don't know what he's going to do, which is what was the appealing thing about the guy. All right. But now that he's been there, I don't know, I compare him to like Jeff George, he has an amazing arm, but he's a fucking locker room cancer. All right. Black voter. All right. That was actually insulting to Jeff George, because he had a better arm than fucking this guy makes a speech. Just my opinion. All right. Black voter. All right. Did this one. Okay. Lady, lady listener. All right. Dr. Dre's divorce.

How do I need you to send in a video? Lady listener. Did you see that rapper and producer Dr. Dre is getting divorced from his wife of around 20 years? Yes. I heard about this in California. No fault state. It's going to cost some money. This past week, she filed saying she owns his name and half of his hit out his hit album, chronic 2000, which he produced and wrapped on around the time they were married. Well, that's probably how it's going to go down in court. Owns his name. I don't know about his name. Now newspapers and online sources are spinning it as if it's okay that this man's career that started in the eighties should be split completely in half. She wants to own half of his identity that he already had. Also two weeks ago,

she filed asking for $2 million a month in spouse support. All of his children, two with his current wife, three with previous wife are adults. So no child support would love to hear your thoughts link posted below. Well, first of all, it's a negotiation. So my experience in business is that the first ask is they ask for the entire solar system. And if you're dumb enough to give it to them, then, you know, you lose. So Dr. Dre is not going to be dumb enough to be like, okay, to any of this shit. So what she's asking for, she she'll be happy if she gets if she gets one third of what the fuck she's asking for, she'll be good. So that that's how the game is played. There's no divorce attorney that's going to say what she's asking for is a dumb strategy.

It's a great strategy. It's just it's a business thing. You just go in and if the guy's worth a billion dollars, you just say, Hey, you know, I, I feel like I'm worth 750 million of that billion dollars. Maybe he's like, Oh, what the fuck blah, blah, blah, but then they're going to settle out of court for 200 million. She's still going to get 200 million. So I don't know. I don't know. I don't know what to tell you, but I'm I've left all of that shit behind as far as just trash and, you know, women and all that fucking crap, you know what the fuck it is that they do. They know what the fuck it is that we do. So you got to have your head on a fucking swivel. And that's the deal. And when it comes to when you're getting divorced, you have a bunch of money,

the person with less money is always going to ask for a fucking zillion dollars because I know a couple of fucking females in this business whose husbands weren't making any money. And guess what the fuck they did? They asked for a lot. They asked for fucking spousal support. I can't, I can't even say without laughing. All right. I'll tell you right now, I got too much fucking pride. I got too much fucking pride to fucking ever, ever have another adult pay for my, my life. But, you know, unfortunately, the way things are set up, you know, there's a lot of women who are institutionalized as much as they're walking around talking shit that they're warriors and they're brave and they live in their best life. At the end of the day, you know, they don't have

any problem doing shit like this, taking the fucking easy way out. So I mean, good luck to Dr. Dre. I mean, I think, look, whatever she asked for, he can afford to give her and he's still going to be living a great life. And it's, oh, it's been ridiculous male or female when shit like this goes down. All right. But I don't know, as things get more progressive and fair, I think that you're going to see more guys doing this, which is great for guys. Because if guys start doing it, then the law will be changed because it's affecting women. All right. That's my last ignorant thing. Hey, wear a mask. Don't wear a mask. All right. Vote for Trump. Vote for Biden. I don't give a fuck. All right. I'm just trying to tell jokes here. I don't want to be political or whatever. And you

guys are not going to convince me to not wear a fucking mask. And I'm not going to convince you to wear a mask. So let's just agree to disagree. And let's just get back to being fucking silly again. All right, go fuck yourselves. And I'll check in on you on Thursday.