Monday Morning Podcast - Sidewalks, Koozies, Pharaohs | Monday Morning Podcast 11-10-25

Episode Date: November 10, 2025

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Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr, and it's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday. Fuck it. November 10th, 2025. What's going on? How are you? How's it going? What's going on in your world?

What's going on in your world? I'm fucking watching a little bit of NFL football. I took the Seattle Seahawks. I got this game on right now. Is anything better than being fucking up 38-7? Granted, you know, I'm going to say what they always say. There's plenty of time left. There's plenty of time for them to score 32 points

and shut them out in the second half. tell you, the Arizona Cardinals, the all-white uniform, is the shit. That takes me back to when they were the St. Louis Cardinals with Mel Gray, O.J. Anderson, Jim Hart, Neil Lomax, Dan Deirdoff. That was my favorite time in Dan Dirdoff's career when he played football, because you couldn't hear him talking. No, you know what it is? There's a lot of announcements. that, you know, you think you don't like them. Wasn't it really that your team sucked during their career and they were just being honest? I think that that's what it was. If I really was to honestly go back and look at Dan Deirdoff, the Patriots were not a good fucking team and he was just stating

the obvious. And rather than me being in an adult and just admitting that the patch sucked during that time, I chose instead to kill the messenger. That's what it really is. Hall of Fame. Who the fuck am I to be making fun of a Hall of Fame? Offensive linemen, too. I like talking offensive linemen about defensive linemen because they think they're all

dumb. They think they just think like their whole game plan is, oh, get guy with ball, right? Like they're not there's no technique. They don't have set plays, stunts and all of that shit. And obviously they know that, but they're like, what we're

doing is way more complex. So I was always interested to hear the shit talk down there. You know, when some guy across the line is like, I'm going to fucking run you over. Well, yeah.

I mean, what else you're going to do? Get a job as an accountant, you dumb fuck. I can guarantee you that has never been said on a football field, but that would be fantastic. Hey, any offensive lineman, out there? I would love to write some jokes for you. All right? But the thing is is you got to be miced up because I want to hear, you know what I mean? This is like one time I wrote for

I wrote for somebody hosting an award show. And I got to, I wasn't sure if I, if that would be something that I would like to do. It's like, I want to tell a joke at the left. And then like to do that gig, I couldn't believe how fucking nervous I was. Because, you know, you write all of these jokes and there was a bunch of people in the writer's room and all of a sudden they picked one of the jokes that you wrote and I remember when it was coming up just sitting there on fucking pins and needles and uh and it got a laugh and beyond being relieved I was psyched for the person that told the joke yeah felt like team sports but like with comedy like I didn't let them down you know fucking put I put the you know nice sauce

pass right on the fucking tape right on the tape um a lot of hockey references i've watched the most Bruins hockey i've watched in a long time just because i finally been like home this time a year and dude i got to tell you man we we we are looking all right seven and one the last eight games we won three in a row then lost six and i'm like oh no they're they're gonna figure it out they They, you know, the aches and pains of rebuilding or whatever. And they just beat the Leafs. I've been missing the games because I've been working. I got a little bit of work right now.

But I've just been following in the newspapers there or whatever, online, however the fuck you do it now. And we're actually number two in the East in our division, the Atlantic Division. It's always going to be the Adams Division to me. Behind the fucking Montreal Canadiens. Look at them. They got a team now. And the Pittsburgh penguins are a good team. I'll never like the penguins.

I'll never like the penguins. I just can't with that team. You know, it's not the fucking pieces of shit that they have in their ring of honor. It's the fact that they have the nerve to complain all of those years about the way people would treat Sidney Crosby. You know what I mean? You just can't have people like head hunting. end in people's career and blowing out knees and you're going to put them in the ring of honor.

So obviously you condone that style of fucking play. And then you're going to be like a fucking broad about it that if it happens to your guy, you're going to sit there and complain. Like, when they bitched about the Islanders, that was it for me. I was like, fuck, fuck this organization. Other than that, I got no beef with him. Tackle a fucking guy. Now, of course, they're just going right down the field.

My New England Patriots, all of a sudden, they're fucking eight and two. You know, I don't know. There's a chance. I don't, who knows? There's still early on, but there's a chance we could actually win the division. Who saw that at the beginning of the year? I sure as hell didn't. Mike Vrable, coach of the year.

Is it too soon to say that? I don't know. He's got to be in the running, considering where we were last year. versus now. And he's doing a great job with all of these injuries that we have. Beating a strong Tampa Bay Buccaneer team. Oh, my God, when we threw that fucking end zone, pick in the end zone, the last thing you wanted to do, throw it out of the end zone, get the three points, and then make them

go down the field, score a touchdown, and get eight points. When we threw that pick, I was like, ah, fuck, here we go, right? But I was sitting there thinking, like, you know what, they've only scored 16 points the whole game. There's only six minutes left. Our defense and, of course, they just go right down the field. The amount of fucking times I have seen that. Team just, you know,

scores 12 points, 13 points. And all of a sudden, they get the ball back. They're still in striking distance. And all of a sudden, they just go down the field like they've scored 50 points on you that day. But I love is not only did the Patriots stop them, we blitzed them twice

on that drive. And I got to tell you, that separates Mike Vrable, I feel, from like 98%. That's a false start. What the fuck? Sorry. Cardinals driving. I should stay on for this whole half if they come back.

Anyway, I think that sets Mike Vrable apart from 98% of the coaches in the league. Most of them would have gone into some stupid fucking prevent rush three. like the Giants did a few weeks ago. Russian three? I mean, at that point, even old freckles, 57 years old, I could dump it off to somebody.

All right, Bill, let's not get crazy. You're right, you're right. I got a little, listen, I'm very passionate about this subject, okay? You've been playing defense the whole game and you've been shutting them down. Keep playing defense. Don't go into Make a Wish defense.

You know, all the way. down to your own 20 and then you start playing D. We're going to take 30 seconds off the clock and just give them four shots at the fucking end zone. That's how we plan on winning this game. They got the ball on the fucking 30. I'll tell you,

I don't even know what I'm talking about right now because I just had my second cup of coffee and that's an incomplete pass, baby. Incomplete pass. There you go. There you go. What is it now? Third and goal. Yeah, I had a couple of, Jesus Christ, I'm surprised I didn't call that.

Where was his hand? No, that was fine. What is the rule? You can't have it on his hip and pull him around. He was kind of doing that. I don't know. Why the fuck would you run it there? It was third and goal, and they were, like, on their own seven-yard lines, and they ran it up the gut.

I don't know that was fucking bizarre anyway I know I have the TV on I'm getting distracted here the fuck was I talking about nothing important anyway I had a quick acting gig

I'm back in L.A. But I was up in I was up in Vancouver Canada and oh now it's fourth in goal okay now it's fourth and goal So third and goal you picked up a couple yards Okay, I get it, I get it

Anyway, plowing ahead here I was up in Vancouver doing it I had a quick acting gig And I got to tell you You know, they had me staying downtown And Like the level of fucking junkies just openly like

I only saw one smoking crack like out in the fucking open dude it was like escape from New York Vancouver style right

so my lovely wife came up because she's she's just the best she came up we had an awesome time when I wasn't working

and she was walking like what a fuck didn't she do run it in It's fucking wide open. Why didn't you just run it in? Anyway, why am I rooting against my bet?

So she's walking down the street, right? We went to this restaurant. You know, Nia, she knows everywhere to go, right? So she gets the whole layout. She goes, you go up, you just focus on your acting gig. I'll find out, I'll find the best coffee. spots for you and the best restaurants right you know so um that's what she does right so we go to this restaurant this italian place and um you know we come walking in everybody knows about the place so

there's like no tables and they said okay we can put you on the list um you know go down the street there's a there's a there's a little wine bar down the street and uh hang out we'll we'll text you if we get the table so we're like cool so we go down the street we start walking down this fucking street dude it was like we were in a goddamn zombie movie um just people nod one guy nodding off in the street like a bunch of people just like it looked like you ever see those old school pictures of new york city before air conditioning and at night everybody used to hang out on the stoops and like you know that was like community and everybody would be talking and joking around and telling stories or whatever it was like that except everyone was on drugs and you know that was

when we walked by and this lady was just like smoking crack i mean it was fucking brutal and nia is going like god damn she's like this city this is fucking hardcore and i was like well yeah they don't view i she goes why is it like that here and i was telling her that they don't view they don't criminalize doing drugs they view it as a disease so they don't arrest you for doing that they try to get your help she goes yeah i go yeah so uh that's what that looks like you know it's the classic whenever you go left or whenever they go right to try to fix a problem They never go all the way. They just take one step.

So it's like, okay, you made the step of not criminalizing it. These people are in pain. Like the stuff they, a lot of those, you know, came from broken homes. They were beaten. They were molested. They fought in a war. Something happened to them. And they're trying to numb the pain.

They need help. So you just decriminalize it. And then like, let's fucking get them into a treatment center. But blah, blah, blah. There's got to be something. just don't decriminalize it. I'm sure they did a little more. But like, if they went the other way,

what the fuck was that? Ah, after a goal line stand, what do you do to reward your defense? You come out and you throw a fucking defense, a fucking interception to... Oh, you motherfucker. I actually did great this week. I'll get back to the drug.

Oh, it hit a helmet. My fault. My fault. My fault. My fault. My fault. He fucking Reckishated off.

You know what? That defensive lineman pushing the smarty pants offensive lineman into the quarterback should get a half an assist. You don't get half a sack? He should get half an interception on that.

Nice catch, though. Anyway, yeah, then what happens is then a right-wing person. I'm going to fucking clear. And it's just like, Then they just fucking throw them in at Alligated Alcatraz. Like, it's never like, I don't know.

So anyway, so here's the thing. Living in Los Angeles, you know, I don't know a lot about Vancouver, but living in Los Angeles, like, how, like, right-wing people like to show Los Angeles is they completely ignore 99% of it. And they just show Skid Row. And they just go, look at this place. just an absolute fucking shithole and they just shit all over it and they shit all over Canada and they don't realize that most of the people that they're showing are probably

people that fought you know in the never-ending Iraqi situation whatever it's called they have PTSD they ended up on the fuckens these are the same people that you were cheering half time at a fucking football game come back to the country you know a year and a half two years later with what happens when you have to do what you have to do in a war and they end up out there and you're shitting all over. And anyway, so then they depict Los Angeles, like that is Los Angeles. It's like, it isn't Los Angeles.

It's not, not Los Angeles, but like, I never see that. I'm not down there. So that's what I liked about the World Series is the World Series went the opposite way where they finally started showing, you know, beautiful women out fucking roller skating in Venice and Santa Monica beaches. You know, I don't know. So I was saying to my wife, I go, there's no way this is what Vancouver looks like. We're just in, we're on Skid Row here, so we have to get out of it.

So then, you know, we went to the West End, went over a couple of bridges and we're like, okay, here we go. Here's the rest of the city. Let's give this city it's just due or whatever. but like um for the life of me for the life of me the fact that that is a thing now two things that blow my mind comedians trashing other comedians in in specials and on podcast just the cannibalism of that and then also watching like states hating other states it's like did we learn anything have we learned anything

I just don't understand it. All right. Touchdown fucking Cardinals. I'll shout out to the wide receiver for not shushing the crowd. If I see one more fucking wide receiver, make a catch and shush a crowd while his team is losing. I do love that guy on the Falcons who was killing the Patriots last week, that Drake London kid. He's fucking amazing. But every time he would

catch a touchdown pass, he would shush the crowd. And the whole time his team was losing. It's just like, there's still something to cheer for. Despite the fact that you just caught another touchdown pass, you are still losing. Here we go. Go for the two-point conversion. You know, try to score another touchdown and only get two points for it. Watch, I'll be wrong. they hiked the ball he's going to the end zone and he got it

man there you go see shows you what the fuck I know anyway look at this shit now it's 3815 so now what now I gotta fucking sweat this out whatever

it was lucky they had two deflections a deflection for an interception and a deflection for a touchdown he got both feet down he made he did in fact make a football move

it was in fact a catch um so anyway Anyway, yeah, I have come to the conclusion that the Internet is fucking evil. And it's how they, not like on purpose, it's just negative controversy and people screaming and yelling each other. It's the only way to get views because it's just so much shit. How are we going to stand out? Do something positive and be nice to people.

People, no one wants to see that. That's not entertaining. So, I don't know. Other than people like fucking doing crazy tricks on skateboards or doing shit athletically or musically, it's just kind of like human beings being mean to each other. So, I am, uh, I'm trying to avoid it.

I'm trying to avoid it. Because I don't want to, you know, I don't want to fucking go through life like that. I've had enough bullshit. You know? All I need is a fucking... I don't even know what the fuck I need, but I don't need to be going around fucking upset about shit.

I don't even know what it is and be... And get myself all fucking worked up over something, a fucking... robot said, or a bot. I really want those fucking nerds. Just ask them the question, like, why do you do that shit?

Like, you just go around trolling your own countrymen. You can't see what that's doing to people. You can't see that. Or like these fucking asshole. I always talk about those 24-hour news network. That's all you guys fucking do. And then when something positive happens and people try to bring people together,

then all of a sudden you give a fuck about human rights and start demonize. Oh, how do fuck could you do? How do fuck could I do that? How do fuck could you tear your own country apart? You cunts. Oh, am I ever going to let that go? Wasn't I talking about forgiveness? I think I was. I think I was.

All right, I'm off the rails here. I'm just babbling. What else? I'm watching an amazing trilogy on the Criterion Collection. Which I said, is Cinemax for smart people. There's still nudity. There's still plenty of violence. But, oh, it is just done in such an artistic way.

So I'm watching this trilogy of movies called Carlos. I watched the first one, and I am into the second one. It's about this terrorist who is active, as far as I can tell, from the late 60s into the mid-80s, Carlos the Jackal. I guess he was famous. I was too young to know about it. And the lead actor in it, everybody is amazing, but the lead actor who plays Carlos is fucking incredible.

Sorry, I got the hiccups. And I can't recommend it highly enough. There's so much good shit out there on that channel, the Criterion Channel, all right? If you want to balance out, you know, little social media, little fucking, you know, scrolling, brain dead shit, you know, no problem. I get it. Sometimes you don't want to think. But every once in a while, I feel like, you know what, I've watched enough dumb shit.

I should watch something that maybe the people that made it actually gave a fuck. I would definitely check out the criterion channel. They got to send me a fucking sweatshirt or something. Jesus Christ. I've been fucking hype in that channel lately. Um, what else? Was there anything else? Yeah, I found like a bunch of good coffee shops when I was up there in Vancouver and, uh, and then also I'm psyched to get back, uh, because now I'm done for the year.

I don't have anything else really to do, um, as far as traveling and everything. So, uh, I got this new exercise that I saw. Um, it's kind of some Dave Elylid shit and some Mike Johnston shit on how to free yourself up behind the kit and I just I got to like commit to this shit. I don't know why. I just I get so excited to go in and play along to these songs that I'm trying to figure out and I always tell myself, you know, for the first 10 minutes I'm just going to concentrate on flowing around the kit and da da da da da and I just never get around to it. So I finally just Googled the same way I Googled how to forgive people

which like I said I can't wait to see just at Google alone how much that's going to change the type of ads that are sent my way. You fucking cunt the fucking holding call. Jesus

fucking Christ. Does anything kill a drive like a fucking holding call? Oh, yeah, Jesus Christ, he mugged him. All right. Well, you can't get mad if he actually did it. Anyway, so, yeah, it was this really easy thing where you just have this one bar pattern that you play. You get that down, you move it around the kit and everything. So you get to the point where it's just, you know, you don't even have to think.

So then what you do as you're playing that, you just sort of sing a fill in your head. And, oh my God, don't even tell me they just turned it over again. Guys, the wheels are falling off. What in the fucking fuck? Are you going to, that's a fumble? Oh my God. You got to be fucking kidding me. That's a fucking fumble.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. You've got to be fucking kidding me. Oh, my God. They have played the whole fucking second half in their own end. Look at Sam Donald. He's like, Jesus fucking Christ. Ball's going off.

Helmets. Shit getting deflected. Oh, my God. This is everything I. hate about football now. How the fuck are you up 38-7 and fucking 10 minutes later all of a sudden it's like, wait a minute. You got to be fucking kidding me.

Are they going to lose this game? I don't even give a shit. I don't even give a fuck. There you go. Fucking seven yards. Why not? Why the fuck not? Anyway, so I think the Mike Johnson thing.

It was kick right, left, kick right, left. left left uh right so it's eight eight note thing kick right left kick right left left left right okay see play that four times sixteenth notes and that you know get that moving around the kit and everything and then you just start singing a fill i am committing to that you know or the you know i got some triplet shit that i'm working on maybe i'll just play that uh and then like singing the fills because i already have like a bunch of 16th note triplet things that i can kind of go in and out of but it's still just, you know, I'm not saying anything. You know what I mean?

Like if they were words, I'm just going like, you know, yellow car, yellow car. And then like I'm saying, I'm saying, brown car, brown car, yellow car, brown car, da, da, da, da, you know what I mean? Just like, it's not a sentence. It's not, if I was to put it in words, I'm just like saying this four times and then saying this word four times. And then I'm saying it two times and then this word three times. But I'm just, I'm not, they're just memorized. I'm not listening to what I'm fucking playing. I'm not feeling what I'm playing

I'm just doing it so I have always been fascinated and I think that this is like a comedian that can has found his or her voice can just go with the flow can write on stage rip on stage, crowd says something

you can just interact with them you can do your jokes in any fucking order or whatever I'll be honest with you. It's hard to learn how to do that as a comedian and you're doing it speaking the English language, which you speak all the time with everybody. So you're always sort of jamming with other people,

improvising, listening to them, which makes you say something else. To be able to learn how to do that on a fucking instrument is the closest thing to like magic to me. Okay, fuck David Blaine. That guy is, you know, I'm no disrespect to that guy. Okay? If you really could do that shit, why wouldn't you just go fucking rob a bank?

You know? If you're going to be selfish or, like, do something that would help the world. Instead of just freaking out black people and making them run away from you. that's kind of funny white people's reaction to david blaine they just sort of stand there and black people run away i i feel like that really just says like you know i think if you don't run away it kind of the least impressed you are with it the closer you are to like the illuminati you like know some shit you just kind of like oh this is this the bullshit that you're doing Or maybe you like know of a technology that exists that other people.

No, I think I'm, I think I'm reading into it too much. Not, not, not me. Not me reading into shit too much. All right, dude, what's the over-under that the fucking Arizona Cardinals are going to be down one score? We'll say eight points. By the time I'm fucking done with this podcast. What do I go? How much time I got left?

I got. 31 minutes, 31, Wilbur Montgomery. The best 31 that ever played in the league, my opinion. All right, anyway. So that's what I'm going to be working on. And like I said, I've always said, I've got to say shit out loud. If I say it out loud, then I do it. If I just think it, it just sort of disappears into the fucking vast emptiness of my giant head.

Touchdown. No, he dropped it. He fucking dropped it. Third and 11. You know, they're going for it. They got two more shots at the end zone. Just fucking give it to that guy running up the middle again.

I threw a little behind him. Do you guys remember a long fucking time ago? I was doing a podcast when that Viking Saints game. Like the last play of the game. That was, what's his face? Stefan Diggs. Okay, so they dumped it underneath. Here we go.

Now it's fourth down. It's not even fourth in goal. Five minutes to go. I like this coach of the Cardinals. The dude is jacked. He's got his hat pulled down. You can't see his fucking face. He's locked in.

Seattle coach looks a little concerned. Strong mustache on that offensive lineman, if you're watching. I thought that was Dana White on the sidelines. All right, here we go. 3815, fourth and five. Are they going to go for the first down? Are they going to go for the end zone? Going for the end zone.

What happened? What happened? Nothing. Flag, no flag. Oh, he caught it. And he got a fucking hand on it. Wow. That's it.

Well, now they're going to look at that for fucking three hours. Going to take another look at it. When he was in the air, did he secure the ball? Did he fucking? Shut up. All right. That's enough of my babbling. But that is what I'm going to do.

on drums because I don't know if you play drums or you play guitar don't you always hear shit in your head and you just think if I could just fucking do that I think you just got to do the work to figure out how to do it right I mean if you can think it you can do it right no it's not true I can think about dunk in a basketball I can't do that well within reason what if it was that easy and all of the said what would you guys do if I did some sort of fucking semi-celebrity pickup basketball game. And I just took off from the file. One of those ones, the miss shot where it comes up off the rim and that dude jumps up over everybody and just throws it down.

The dream of every white guy who can't fucking jump. What if I just did that at 57? Bill, how did you do that? Ah, you know, I just laid off cheeseburger. In my whole life, I've just been eating them. And then I found out I had high cholesterol. And I just, I didn't eat them for a couple weeks. The next thing you know, I just, you know, I was feeling lighter.

And I just kind of, I would love a fucking cheeseburger right fucking now. And I mean a real one. Not that smash burger fucking horseshit. Looks like somebody smuggled it into the country. Would you have that in your sock? What the fuck is that? I can't even see any meat. One of the most overrated, like, just like overrated.

things. All right. Overrated things, I would say, smash burgers, dishwashers, and remember coosies? Remember that shit?

That was the dumbest shit ever. Well, when you'll fucking hold the beer in your hand, your hand makes the fucking thing more. Like, how long does it take you to drink the fucking thing? Or does your hand get

too cold, you're fucking pussy? I didn't even see those things anymore That was also like when you knew you had a problem That's when you knew like your alcohol intake was getting out of control When you were going to the fucking the gift shop You know When you actually had like a Miller high life t-shirt Like a fucking coozy

You know I remember like there was a thing back in the day Like you could smoke Marlboros these guys used to just smoke Marlboro Reds and they would save like something the barcode or the box top like cereal or some shit

and okay good they kept it on the fucking ground there's no holding call is that a horse caller um anyway um

that fuck was oh yeah you could send these things in and they would send you like a jacket and all of this shit and that was still going on right when I started stand-up comedy and a lot of comedians had jokes about how you know they smoked enough cigarettes they had enough credits to get their own iron lung and shit like that um I will tell you I fucking I do miss smoking I never thought I would ever say that I really fucking miss smoking cigars but I'm only like 14 days into this 100 day run

so it usually takes like 10 days but there was something about being up there in Vancouver and I went by like this cigar place and they had allegedly had Cuban cigars in there you know I learned that the hard way that like most of them are fake even in countries where they're legal just the demand versus the supply

it's just so I don't know like even people who don't smoke cigars know that Cuban cigars are the best so they're trying to get them or whatever so you can just I don't know stupid all right first down who the fuck is this running back

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All right. Where did it go? Where did it go? One, want, oh, one, oh, one, oh, all right. Okay, kids and teens with phones. I know. I'm going to have to deal with that in the next 10 years. Bill, kids do not need phones. No, they don't. Aside from the constant radiation and the addictive blue screen light, their addictions are getting out of control. Parents are partially to blame. I got one for you. Adults don't need phones. You don't need it. You could just have all of your shit, go to your fucking laptop, and once every five or six hours, you can check in on your text messages. I can tell you this, 99. of tech percent of text messaging is bullshit it's just somebody that's on their phone they don't even know why they're on their phone and then they just text you and then you talk back and forth and

you fucking text live about a fucking game it's stupid i don't think anybody needs them um parents are partially to blame i think they're 100% to blame if a kid can't afford a fucking phone and they still have one that means the parent bought it uh it's their fault because they don't want to spend time with their kids and engage with them. Well, nobody makes that decision. I think parents are also addicted to their phones. It's definitely a time suck. And they're finding more and more studies that for the developing brain, it's horrible. Forget about a fully developed brain. I don't know. I just find when I'm off the shit, I think better. I think smarter, not like everybody says.

This person goes on to say, okay, so they don't want to spend time with their kids and engage with them. So they hand them an iPad with a stupid game where they have to tap the screen like a video poker machine and a shitty casino bar. I say partially because obviously most don't know that it's not just neglective, but also actively harming their kids' brains. Apple's new phone has a higher blue light output than any of their previous phones. So that's swell. How bad has it gotten? A teacher got pepper sprayed by a student in Nashville after taking her phone away in class. Yeah.

I mean, it's like taking somebody's drugs. All right. There's 13 minutes. left or so 1331 i believe my old man eyes 38 15 your seahawks are driving now this is one of these things that they just kick a fucking field goal i'm done i'm gonna cover right but what they're gonna do for some stupid fucking reason i don't watch they'll probably go for it on fourth down here whenever that comes about um anyway but getting back to it yeah um

that's gonna be a really tough thing um um with my kids because this is the first year my daughter hasn't asked for a phone. She knows she's not getting one. And we really limit any sort of like TV, screen time. We're really pretty good about that. I mean, I think I'm doing a good job because my kids come home. They say, Dad, you want to play baseball. You want to ride bikes.

You want to play drums. We're always in the driveway. We're out in our backyard. we got a nice backyard and uh you know summertime we're always swimming so i kind of make sure but then you know there is that thing where they also have to kind of know about it but i feel like it's school and shit they interact with them i don't know it's fucking terrible the whole thing is the whole thing is and it's always been this why why it's always been this way it's just um now they have way more access

to your kids which is really fucking creepy and they're sitting there you have to look at the phone like you've just let a stranger into the house and it's talking to your kid it's really fucking creepy

and everything is designed to get people addicted to it especially on the phone and the internet basically is just like I don't know Once they discovered addiction, every business, like I said, they didn't view heroin addiction as horrific. They looked at it with envy.

Like I wish people craved what we're selling or wish they craved our food the way they craved drugs and shit. And they just put chemicals in it. They did studies on the human brain and figured out ways to make their shit addictive. And politicians sat back. and let him do it because they paid him off. That's basically it. And anybody who tried to get him to stop was just called a fucking socialist.

Anytime, anytime you look out for the people, you're a fucking socialist. So, I don't know, I am of the belief that you are on your fucking own. I don't give a shit if you join a group or you're strong into politics. You're still on your fucking own. So you got to watch out for yourself first

so you can look out for your kids um so i don't know i'm still on my phone a lot even though i got off social media um i do a lot of uh duolingo gin rummy and i do this word search thing and those water tube things i don't know i'm still fucking addicted to it i just sort of it's like you quit drinking and then you fucking smoke weed every day you know it's one of those deals but whatever i'm working on it um but i appreciate you bringing this stuff up does anybody is anybody has a question i have any parents out there who had kids that had phones and iPads and you got rid of them how did that happen did your kids try to pepper spray you so that's two things um you know and i that and i also need offensive linemen to write in tell me their situation and i'll

write some fucking jokes for them i just need a little more background on what happens in the trenches All right, forgiving people. Hey, O'Billy Bible Boy, heard you talking about forgiveness on Thursday's podcast and felt compelled to reach out because that's something I just recently came to terms with as well at 45. I went a couple of decades being pushed and pulled through the spiritual ringer after questioning my faith in God. I believe you're beginning to understand forgiveness. Maybe some of your listeners have not.

Parentheses, I know I didn't for a long time. All right, they kicked a field goal. There we go. All right. Stop the bleeding here, 4115. I believe, blah, blah, blah. Maybe some of you listeners have not. I know I didn't for the longest time.

But when you see, that's how you get your point across. If you just say maybe some of you listeners have not, you guys all would have been like, what the fuck's this guy talking about me for? But the second you say, I know I didn't. I've made mistakes for the longest time, blah, blah, blah. Once you do that, people can hear your information. But this person goes on to say, but when you forgive someone, it isn't for the other person. It's for you.

I know, that's what I'm fucking learning. And that's the hardest thing because you're sitting there. I'm not forgiving that motherfucker, you know? You don't even need to contact them to forgive them. It's so you can heal and not live with anger, resentment, vengeance, or guilt. when you carry that weight you have the power to subconsciously hurt yourself and those around you not to mention end up in jail um if you go out and assault somebody um when jesus was dying on the cross he said father forgive them for they know not what they are doing home boy was being crucified

and was praying for the souls of those killing him which is pretty metal if you ask me um yeah i don't think I would have been saying that. I don't think I would have been trashing them either. I would be like, oh, I guess, you know, how about this fucking thing? I would have been doing that. Anyway, there's also a Hawaiian practice for healing called, oh, my God. Can I buy an O? It's H-O-A-O-P-O-N-O-P-O-N-O.

Ho opanopono Opo no Pono Are you fucking with me Ho Opo no open open phone Opofono Anyways, it's like a mental reset button

using four short phrases that you repeat while you're thinking of a person's situation or even saying it to yourself in a mirror silently or out loud Okay, I'm sorry acknowledging any role even unconscious in the problem

please forgive me asking for forgiveness thank you express gratitude for the lesson healing etc I love you send love to the person's situation self okay I guess I get thank you

for the lesson because I learned something through the pain and I love you because I'm not going to hate you anymore I get all of that oh when the fucking lions finally did it They finally did it. They're finally going to fucking cover. I'm sorry.

Please forgive me. I acknowledge any role, even if unconscious in the problem. I'm sorry I was there. Sorry, I was a kid. What the fuck am I supposed to do with that? Please forgive me. Ask for forgiveness. I don't know.

Maybe I'll just do three and four. Anyway, hope this helps you or someone that's struggling. out there. Love the podcast. Fuck the haters. And live your truth, man. I am. Yeah, I don't give a fuck what people think. Unless, you know, if I did something wrong, I will fucking own up to it and apologize to the people that I hurt. But if I didn't do anything fucking wrong, yeah, I don't give a shit what, you know, nor do I take it seriously. Um, all right, Pharaoh's got feminism right. Okay, I'm probably going to love this. Because I'm a big fan of broads in position of power.

I am. I am one of the most enlightened meatheads you're ever going to fucking meet. Oh, for fuck's sakes. Jesus, fucking Christ. Tackle the guy. What the fuck is? that guy's name. That guy's last name was like the same thing as this Hawaiian thing that I'm supposed to do. Um, I like Hawaiians. There's another fucking place. My people just stuck their

nose and they shouldn't have done anything. Jesus Christ, where was the containment? Guy drove it his fucking ankles. And okay. Here we go. They're just going to make me sweat it out here. I don't even know what the fucking spread is. I think I had Seattle laying five and a half. There's 11 minutes left. We're up by fucking 23 points. And they're driving down the field. Yeah, you still got to worry about it. Anyway, here we go. Pharaoh's got feminism right. Hi Bill. Fan from Egypt here. Hey, what's going on, dude? Good day. Every once in a while here from Egypt. I'd love to go there sometime. I have no interest in going to the pyramids. It just seems like there's going to be a long line. I'd rather go in Cairo and get some killer food, coffee.

Here's some bands play. I'm a cafe person. A cafe with no line. That's my shit. I love my wife to death. But Jesus Christ, she will go to one of those Instagram places. And you go to one of those Instagram places. And there's a whole fucking line. I call them Instagram zombies. They're all just standing there. Like we went to this fucking Instagram place.

And, of course, it was great. But there was a super long line. And we go to standing line. And I'm just going like, I literally go to my wife. I go, this is one of these Instagram places, right? And that's what I was thinking. And right as I was thinking this shit, the food came, you know, because these people was eating out on the sidewalk.

And the food came, right? And the lady sets it down. And the woman there goes like, oh my God, it's so cute. You motherfucker, that wasn't a catch. And they ran a play, too. That was a good mood. That looked like it was only one foot in bounce.

Ten minutes to go. Yeah, he didn't catch that. Well, maybe he did. That would have been worth looking at a review. Give it up for the Cardinals. Getting up to the line really quickly. Throwing a fucking pass to the back shoulder for a motherfucking touchdown. There you go, 41.

21. I would be nervous, but there's absolutely no defense in the second half of this game. Anyway, plowing ahead here. So this person says, hi Bill, fan from Egypt here. I don't know if you've been following the news, but last week, Egypt opened the biggest museum in the world and suddenly everybody here is talking about the pharaohs again. And I've been thinking, I think the pharaohs actually got feminism right.

Oh, my God, they kicked an extra point. Jesus Christ, you never fucking see that anymore. like ask any Egyptian today to name one influential Egyptian woman from the last thousand years who wasn't somebody's wife and nobody has an answer, but ask them about ancient Egypt? Oh my God, I can't say any of his name. Hatschisput? No, Hatshepsut. Elizabeth Taylor playing an Egyptian there. Everybody knows them. Nobody knows who their husbands were.

Even in the West, you read about World War II. You don't hear a woman's name. Today, Japan, Mexico, and the EU, half of Europe has women running the place. Well, then how come we're still fucking going in such a crazy direction? I thought if we let them run shit, everything was going to be good now. I guess there's not enough of them. Anyway, even in the U.S., your runner-up was a woman. Yeah, that was a missed opportunity.

This flim-flam guy instead. It feels like the world has split into two extreme camps. The West is forcing women into everything just to hit the quota, and in the East, we're acting like they don't exist. I don't know. There's been a lot of pushback. The radicalized left towards the end, of last decade has made

the radicalized right in my country feel like they're in the middle and they're not. They're just as insane you know, saying my burnout! I mean, as nuts as that was, it was fucking it got just, now it's just as crazy to the right and they think that they're fucking

sane. They're out of their minds. They're out of their fucking minds. We need sane people on the right and left to settle it down, to listen to each other, to respect one another, to understand that it's the United States. I don't know. I blame it all on the fucking internet.

It just pits people against each other. Like I said, I see it now. Comedians, trashing other comedians, like publicly is insane. Fucking insane. Anyway, but I think ancient Egyptians got the balance right. They were like, look, whoever's best gets the job. And it just happened that most of the time, they It was men. But every couple... You know, I didn't expect that.

I thought you were going feminism. That was a nice sit-down lady right there. But every couple of centuries, some woman showed up who was just better than everybody else. And people were totally fine. Every couple of centuries? All right. They built her temples and statues

and all the other shit they used to do. There's an interesting festival that I know about. recently that ancient Egyptians used to have during the annual Nile flood they'd pick the prettiest woman in the country tossed them in the river and then all the men would gather and masturbate in the river what the fuck are you talking about was this whole thing just a joke anyway big fan of the podcast and everything you do love you love to you and your family have a great great day and go fuck yourself wait a minute was that just all bullshit that's fucking hilarious.

That was like the most passive, aggressive thing ever. I thought that was going to be totally pro-woman and it was going like, no, they picked who was best. And every couple of centuries, there would be a woman that hit their shit together. All right, you got me. I'm not going to lie to you.

I thought that that was a legit email and turns out you were just fucking with me. Anyway. I don't know. I like men and women before they get into power. And then I just feel like when you get into power, you don't really have the power as much as you are now obligated to do the shit

that the real people in power. Real people in power. You better fucking do this shit or you get a convertible ride in fucking Dallas. That's kind of like what I feel. That's all I'm saying. I just feel like, you know, you will do what they want you to fucking do or else you will pay the consequences. But I don't think they necessarily have to whack anybody anymore. I think the amount of fucking damage that they can do to you just on the internet,

just, you know, starting rumors and fucking, I think he can just easily steal an election now. I mean, that shit was wild. We just voted in California. It was, you know, it was. It was, the commercial was on fucking TV, saying that the, claiming Republicans were stealing elections, which is not legal. And TV, the rules of libel and slander exist. And the Republican Party did not sue over that. So it's basically, they were. They were stealing fucking, like, what are we doing? And then in other states, they were voting the same thing, going to the red states, going, the Democrats are stealing these fucking elections.

And nobody sued. So my question is, is this part of a whole big division thing? I also think people are such fucking babies now that if their person doesn't win the election, they immediately assume that it was stolen. But I will say, the orange guy was kind of saying, hey, the Tesla guy really fucking, he really did his job there. He's just kind of, but then he just says shit. so like you don't know he's it's like it's really brilliant like i feel like he could he just

babbles and says so much crazy shit i kind of feel like in the middle of his speech he could literally confess to a murder and it wouldn't like do what was that will feral movie where he was out on the dance floor and that band was singing hit songs and they kept throwing f bombs in and everybody on the dance floor would sort of like turn in their head, like, did he, do you say the FW? Like, I feel like Trump has that ability, that he can just fucking, he can just say anything. You can admit to crimes.

You can admit to sort of be kind of attracted to another man, but not really, but kind of. But I love women. It's fucking, it's really, it's a wild. time everybody um speaking of wild times it's 41 to 22 my team has scored three points in the second half and the other fucking team what do they score they scored uh two touchdowns and a two point conversion they've scored 15 points all right well thank god we scored fucking 38 in the first half all right that is the podcast everybody you don't need to listen to my degenerate fucking gambling

shit. I love this coach for the fucking car knows. He is not letting you see his face. Jesus Christ. How are you that fucking overweight playing professional sports? It's unbelievable. Like, what's going to happen in your, you know? You got to get the fucking weight off. Um, you don't have to order every appetizer. Sorry, anyway. Just looking at these linemen. All right, so we're down on the fucking 19. Kick a field goal here. That would be 44.

Seven minutes to go. All right, I'm good. I'm good. You never know, plenty of time left. You know, before the game, I saw the guy. He had like an 80-yarder. All right, that's the podcast. Go fuck yourselves, and I will check in on you on Thursday.

Thank you.