Monday Morning Podcast - Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 10-26-23

Episode Date: October 26, 2023

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Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Thursday afternoon just before Friday, Monday morning podcast and I'm just checking in on you. How are you, everybody? What's going on? Oh my goodness. Have you been watching the Boston Bruins? I tried to watch them, but I got the kids, so I only got through part of the first period

there last night. I don't tell me, don't tell me what happened. We were five and oh, we six and oh, I don't know. But I also switched over because I watched both game sevens. Congratulations to the New York, not New York, sorry, the Texas Ranges! They have never won a fucking world series and I'm gonna say that they've been in the league since about 1974. They've gone about, oh, that's a good fucking question. How long have the Texas Rangers, hey, Siri, fucking eavesdrop and cut all right

Texas Rangers, I'm gonna fucking look up their history here man. So they won they they went they won the first two games in Houston right and Everybody's like wow this is gonna be a quick series and then they lost the next three in Arlington to go back and everybody was just like, there's no fucking way. There's no way that these guys are gonna fucking, you know, win two games in Houston. And what do they do?

They win two games in Houston. Sorry, Texas Rangers established in 1961 based in Arlington since 1970. Well, they, the original, one of the origin, the senators. Yes. Texas Rangers 1972 to present, but they were the Washington Senators 1961 to 1971. Now, the interesting thing about the Washington Senators is the first Senators team or this, I think the first one went to minnesota became the twins

and then they had another second senators team you know they went back again thinking that they could sustain a team there and they couldn't and then they became the texas rangers that is right so they've been around basically that franchise has been around since nineteen sixty one so 62 years, 63 seasons, whatever you call them, the Washington Senators or the Texas Rangers,

they have not won Jack Squad. I'm trying to think if they, I think they've been to one world series, maybe. Let's see what we got here. AL Penets. Oh no, they've won it three times. 2010 and 2011. Oh, they've won it three times. 2010 and 2011. Oh, they lost back to back years.

Who did it, was it the Giants they lost to? Um, and then what do we got here? They've won some division titles. They got some wild card, they're a wild card team. Well, there you go. All right. So anyway, I'm watching the game

and the color commentator, John Smolts, all right, who was on one of the greatest pitching staffs of all time. They don't have the hardware to show it. They only got one world series out of it. Like, I don't know how that happened, but it definitely was not the problem of the pitching staff. It was definitely the run support because they basically were coming up there.

You know, John Smoltz, Greg Maddox. I'm too old to remember the other two, but any one of them, you know, every year was in the running for a Saiyong. If not too out of the four, they were amazing. They were fucking amazing. I'd say the Baltimore Orioles pitching staff, you know, I put them up against any of those from like the the 60s and 70s. John Smoltz was talking about the Houston Astros and he said, you know, there are dynasty and I'm thinking there were dynasty What are we what are we doing? What do you mean there are dynasty? And then he goes, you know, he goes their first championship was complicated And I'm like, what do you mean it was complicated? They had a camera in the fucking outfield wall

and they were wearing a wire. They cheated their fucking ass. They were fucking a dirt bag piece of shit, fucking tape. There was nothing complicated about it. It was pretty cut and dry that they were cheating pieces of shit. And I don't know why that they count that.

And this is the deal though. And I fucking stand behind this, that when you do some ticky-tack, Mr. Meener cheating, that shit will never go away. Never goes away. But when you cheat at a fucking level that is so bad, it actually makes the league look bad. All right, it's swept under the fucking rug.

And there's like a gag order, you don't talk about. So Albert Bell, no matter what the fuck he did, people are gonna bring up the cork bat, right? Like that type of shit, the patriots, no matter what they did, oh, they let a contier right at the ball, the flake gates, bygay, they'll bring that up for fucking ever. But when you cheated this fucking level,

you know, like what the astro, that was complicated. There was a lot of layers to it. Oh, it was there. It was there. Oh, wow, I kind of thought we had all the answers to the test there. You know, and else was complicated was the Lakers when they played the fucking Sacramento Kings

and there was a mobbed up ref did, fixed the fucking series. You never hear anybody talking about that, right? That's just, you know, it's just one guy. Oh, so I'm the Patsy, and then that just fucking ends. I, I, I'm telling you. So anyway, evidently, I've learned two things this year, the, the, the, the in sports. The Houston Astros first title was not cheating. It was complicated. And

then I also learned that I as a white man cannot handle the fact that Dion Sanders is a confident black man being successful head coaching the Colorado, uh, fucking whatever he's coaching. I mean, I, I, it's weird because I thought I was a fan. I thought I was excited. I thought I had his poster on, on my wall as a kid, but evidently, I did. Evidently, I can't handle it. Um, evidently, every Trump supporter is standing in a trailer park, you know, every evidently, every liberal in Hollywood is, uh, gonna be a different sex on Monday, you know, that just, you know, evidently, every New England Patriots fan is eating fucking, you know, lobster right next to a lighthouse.

I'm telling, I think like all of these things just after a while, I don't even think it's like, it just becomes like lazy reporting. Like, there's plenty of decent people that just go to a sporting event in Philadelphia, you know, but like that's not the story of their town. So what they do is they go around and they try to find the biggest fucking animal and you can find that anywhere. I went to a Buffalo Bill's game. I was out there in the tailgate. Everybody is not jumping on tables, but that's what they film.

I get shit and they're like, hey, people, look crazy. You know, a lot of people, you know, they're too old to do that. They're just coming there. They watched OJ play. I'm completely off the map here. The rails here. So here's my question for you guys. What do you think constitutes a dynasty? Because when I was growing up a dynasty was you had to win three in a row. Or like the Pittsburgh Steelers won four in six years, went back to back twice, four, and six years. But they were never really called

a dynasty. They were called the team of the 70s. But like the Oakland A's went in three in a row. They were a dynasty. The New York Yankees, 98, 99, 2000 was a dynasty. What was the A's? 72, 73, 74. The Montreal Canadians was a dynasty. 76 to 79. The islanders. 80 to 84. That was a dynasty. The Celtics of the Lakers would have had a dynasty in the 80s, but they were too busy beating on each other. The Lakers had a dynasty, they won three in a row, 2000 to 2003. And then I remember the first time, not winning three in a row, the first time I heard it being called a dynasty and people were like, what the fuck?

Was when the Patriots won in 2001, Buccaneers won in 2002, and then we won in 03 and 04. And they called it a dynasty. And that was when the old school people were like, well, that's not a dynasty. You got to win three in a row. And then it's kind of like, well, you know, and I think part of it's just because, you know, the level of parity in the NFL now, I think it's, I think there's a reason why

nobody's ever won three super Bowls in a row. Like the level of parity is fucking insane. So, oh fuck, I spilled my water. I think I can go with, I would even say in baseball, just because players didn't jump around, the magnitude of players, superstars, didn't jump around. Certainly the way they do it in the NBA, baseball, footballars, didn't jump around. It's certainly the way they do with the NBA, baseball, football, and all that type of stuff. So this is what I think. I think if you win three and five years,

that's about as far as I'll go. All right, because there's people like three and seven years as a dynasty, it isn't. You might be the most dominant team of a decade if it isn't. You might be the most dominant team of a decade if you win three. Like I don't consider the San Francisco giants, then they win one every other year,

2010, 2012, 2014. A dynasty is just we have the championship and nobody else does and we're holding on to it for at least three fucking years and you guys are gonna forget the whole rest of the league is gonna forget what it feels like and they'll all be jealous and all of that type of shit. I don't know, but whatever. But that was really fascinating to me. Complicated. It's complicated. So anyway, um, was hanging out with my lovely wife this morning and everything was going good.

And then one little thing just sort of set me off. You know, I love what, what women do is when you're fucking right as you're ready to get going. They just go like, I, I'm not listening to this conversation, it's over, and they just walk out, and they just leave you at the height of your fucking anger. That worked out really good for me today. You know what I did with that fucking heightened emotion? I went out to the garage like it was 1988 again.

I put on ACDC highway to hell. I lifted weights for a fucking hour for the whole album, and then I played drums. And that's what I used to do when the ladies, I used to work in a warehouse all day long, I would come home, I would lift weights, and then I would ride my bike, and then I would play drums. And then that was it, and then I would watch a fucking game. I was living in a home with my parents. That's how fucking simple my life was. And I actually worked like less than a mile away from my house. If I could go back then, you know,

just for a fucking week, it'd be like, even unloading the trucks would be like a vacation. Pfft! That's all I did. And then on Friday and Saturday nights, I would get fucking, somebody get me a case of Budweiser, or one of my friends would do it,

and we would go out and get absolutely shit face, and then just drive around drunk. That was essentially, that was my life. And I used to work out, I would, I would, lift weights to guns and roses appetite for destruction for the whole fucking album then I would get on my drums and then play to the album evidently I do have a read this week it's all the old reliable it's stamps dot com everybody you know the holiday rush means more

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of that fucking energy. Maybe I didn't ride it every day. I can't remember. I got addicted to ride my bicycle one year man and I just I wrote that thing fucking everywhere and I'm at remember. I got addicted to riding my bicycle one year, man. And I rode that thing fucking everywhere. And I'm at one time, I just kept expanding how big the loop was where I was riding. And at one point, I went on this bike ride and I went like three towns over and I was going by Walpole State Bridge

which they changed to Cedar Junction. And that was the joke that they tried to make it sound like a train station, you know. And I'd always heard about athletes like hit in a wall. And I had never done that before. And I was riding on that bike, and you know, fucking 80s didn't stretch, no fluids. And I was about 18 miles into this bike ride.

Some around, we're around the 20th mile. I just hit a wall and I was just like, how am I gonna get home? Cause I was still like eight miles from home. So I had to pull over a little convenience store. And what do you do? You buy some gatorade, which is by the way, is banned in a bunch of European countries

because the level of sodium that's in it. Gatorade is the liquid form of like taking an ice bath as far as like overkill. You know what I mean? Like that's for like, if you're like, Kellen Winslow and you're all cramped up and they're carrying you off the field after you played a professional sporting event for three hours. Gatorade is good for you. You know what I mean? But if you just like hung over and shit,

I guess it has a dangerous level of fucking sodium. It's so much so that it's banned in these countries, right? You never hear that over here, because all the politicians are too busy inside of trading and making $20 million fucking dollars that counts. But that's cause of the liberal. That's because of conservatives. No, it isn't. It's because of the liberal, that's because of the conservatives.

No, it isn't. It's because of corporations. Anyway, so I just stopped at this convenience store of Christie's. I don't even know if they still have those, a Cumberland Foms, and I got like a fucking gatorade, and I drank that, and I had like a slush puppy, a blue one if I remember to get some sugar in me. And then it sort of came back. And then I just sort of, no pun intended, gingerly rode my bike home.

And I was like, what the fuck was that? And that is the only time in my life I've ever pushed myself far enough physically that I actually hit that wall. But it was literally to the point where my body was just like nope Now get off the bike And I'm like really and then my body was like yes, and I could have kept I guess I could have kept going There's this thing where you sort of like push through it, but I didn't know how to do that so I had to like pull over and Take a rest and have a then that's then that's that story

I just a for a reason I just kind of lost confidence in that story right towards the end. It's like that I just thought like was that story longer than the actual bike ride? So anyway, oh my god, and the Philadelphia Phillies. That was the team. I was sort of, you know, I was rooting for them because there was something about them. They reminded me of the 2004 Boston Red Sox, where a bunch of beards, a bunch of fucking animals, you know, and everybody hated our team, you know what I mean? At least the Yankee fans fucking hated us.

Like what's with the beard? Did you think they fucking hated that they had beards and stuff? It was like, it was better than your fucking team. You had dumb ass shit sitting there going like, or you are New York Yankee, so you have to get like a cop haircut and be clean shaven. That's so stupid.

I just thought that was, that's like, like, you know what that remind me of? That was like a Notre Dame move. You know, Notre Dame is as dirty as any other football program out there and they try to act like they're not because Jesus loves them the best. Like no one's doing steroids. no one's fucking, you know, getting some recruit a hooker. Come on.

This is this is this is this is this millions of dollars at stakes. I write this drugs and this hookers even with Jesus. I mean Jesus got a hooker, right? Didn't he do that? The fuck was the hooker's name? Marley or something like that? I can't remember. That was like the Yankees. You know, we're clean cut and we're clean, shaven, and then what? I'm supposed to sit there and think that you're decent people, that you're somehow a cut above the rest of baseball. Go fuck yourself. I watched you guys in the 70s.

All right, the whole team looked like they could have been extras on Barney Miller. They all had fucking moustaches, a goose gauze, catfish, hunter, Reggie Jackson. Reggie Jackson had a fro. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Billy Martin and a mustache. You know what's funny? How much I fucking hated those guys? And now I think back and I love him. I love Chris Shambles. Bucky Dent don't never like it. And not because of the home run, which is now hilarious to me. It's because he was just a good looking guy. Pretty boy. Greg Nathals diving down the fucking line. I remember that whole goddamn team. Oscar Gamble. Was he on that team?

Some of it don't Bob Lemon. Oh, I know. And then they had like like the the the the the fucking, he had the hero jaw. Lou Penella. Lou Penella, there's a tough fucking guy. Do you know what I went to the master's a couple years ago? I saw him, I couldn't believe it. I was like, Lou, and he gave a big wave. Look like he was really happy. That fucking guy. That's one of those guys, like all the teammates, any team he coached they were all like, I'd run through a fucking wall

for that guy. If you notice like, like coaches, the way they look is changing. Now that it's becoming about analytics and numbers, you used to be like the strong, jawed, barrel-chested guys that even when they were in their 60s, you'd look at him like, I'm not fucking with that guy. Like even Bill Parcells, who would have, you know, when he would be this most out of shape, you still wouldn't fuck with that guy. All right, if old Bill got his fucking two and a hands around your neck, that was, that was it. That was the press was afraid of them. Mike Ditka, Chuck

Null, John Madden, Bum Phillips, all of those guys, even the guys that were in shape, like that coach Reeves out there, he just had like, he look at a fucking astronaut, all of those guys, it's like, I'm not fucking with any of them. There was some dirt bag looking guys, but generally speaking, they were like, big dudes. Now it's like the math team. Fucking math team is out there, you know?

I'm not saying everybody's like that, but like that coach on the dolphins. Like if I didn't know he was a head coach and you said, guess what this guy does, I'd be like, I don't know, and is he an engineer? So you making a fucking, I don't know, some inroads to stem cell research. He just does, he does not look like a football guy

and he's down there crushing it. So anyway, oh Billy Pull-ups, Billy did seven pull-, Billy did seven pull ups today. Seven pull ups, I'm getting myself back to where I need to be. Because I have two long term bets on the books. All right, I have that when I'm 70 years old, I'll be able to do 10 pull ups. All right, and then the other one I have is that Kyler Murray at some point is going to have a weight problem coming into a new season. There's something about him. Something about his face, I know he's in great shape, but I think he's just in great shape because he's young. But when he gets

into his thirties and the metabolism starts slowing down. There's something about his face. I feel like that guy likes junk food. It's the most random fucking, but I had one another one. I bet something about Rex Ryan that was along those lines. I can't remember. So I got two and a bucks on the 10 pull-ups and I got 200 bucks that Kyler Murray is going to have a weight issue, which I shouldn't say this out loud because if this ever got to him that would be give him motivation and then I would lose the fucking bet, but I'm telling you, he has that I'm going to be fat face. Just my prediction. Anyway, I'm going to be in Reno. Reno, Nevada, one of my favorites, one of my favorite cities in the world.

I love that art since it's the biggest little town in America. They shot Kingpin there. They still have the Pro Bo-bola tour comes through there Bazar guitar and gun shop All of that stuff I'm going up there with Joe Bartonick. It's just gonna be and it's also just you know, it's a one and done Fly up the night before come back the day after Bing-Bing boom. It's a one and done. Fly up the night before, come back the day after, bang, bang, boom. It's all good.

Looking forward to that. So I think there's only a, it might be sold up, but there might be a few tickets left. I'm starting, I got to get better about promoting my dates. It's something that I'm supposed to do, but I don't do it. So, go see me there there and I was doing some radio and some media shit up for,

I got a gig coming up in Atlanta. In Hot Atlanta, I got New York City, I got a bunch of shit, I got Norfolk, Virginia, I got Atlanta, I got Hollywood, Florida, I got New York City, I got a bunch of shit, I got North Park, Virginia, I got Atlanta, I got Hollywood, Florida, I got New York City, I got a nice little stocking stuff for, for my wife.

So I already have that. And then I know what I want to get, my son, I know what I want to get my daughter, my son I already ordered my daughter, I got to get a new bicycle, she's outgrown her bicycle. So I got to get her, I think, like, blues her favorite color. I'm thinking that's also, that's a good color too. So when my son, you know, when she moves on for that, I can give them him the bike. As I still do that, I do that hand me down, shit. This fucking crap where everybody gets their own stuff. No, you don't. No, you don't. Okay. The oldest gets the new thing and then the youngest gets the hand me down and it builds character. That's how it was

I mean, I never like there was nothing there was no shame in hand me downs when I was growing up I used to sit there looking at my older brother when he had a cool shirt Like I was happy for him because I knew in two years. I was getting it, you know And then I'd see it on my younger brother and I would be like, oh fuck man. I grew that shirt. I fucking love that shirt You know, so I know when I'm getting them, like my son plays drums, he's like, he loves it, he's into it. My daughter plays too, but she's more into like other things.

So, you know, I got a bunch of drums with my kit, so I'm gonna get like a little 20 inch bass drum, it's fucking adorable. Then I got too little, a little rack tom and a little floor tom, and I'm gonna have them face in each other. And I'm gonna teach him how to play his first beat, and then I'm just gonna leave him alone

and see what he does, because he, he like dances when he plays, like he's rolling his shoulders and stuff, and he'll be just like wailing on the snare and, you know, doing accents with like the fucking tom's and the symbols. And then sometimes he just stops playing, and he's still sort of dancing with his shoulders

and he starts playing again. And I'm like, oh my God, he already understands. Like it's not what you play. Sometimes it's like what you don't play. Of course I'm projecting all of this stuff, but like, and then what I wanted to get them together that my wife said no to, just probably right, they're not big enough yet.

It sports related, I think that's why she said no. Do you know that, remember that fucking hockey game that you played, you stood up and it was like, it's like Fuzball. It had those things, but you were playing hockey and had the big plastic thing over it. And it had like the announcer and all of that. You can buy one of those. And then you can pick the team. So I would of course pick Bruins and Canadians.

Oh God, speaking of that, my daughter, you know, because we've been watching like sports and stuff, she was going like, so who's the team for like, like, you know, Massachusetts and I was saying, oh, it's a Boston Red Sox, because I was watching baseball. And she goes, and who likes the Yankees? I said, that's New York, New York City. And then she goes, all right, she goes, well, I'm from Los Angeles. Who's their team? And I was like, oh, God, I knew this was gonna happen. But she is from Los Angeles, so I'm not gonna be a douche. And I don't mind the Dodgers.

So I'm like, it's the Dodgers. So she's like, all right, then that's my team. I go, you don't like the Red Sox? She goes, no, I like the Red Sox first, but I also like the Dodgers. So I'm like, that's my team. I go, you don't like the red socks? She goes, no, I like the red socks first, but I also like the dodgers. I'm like, that's all right. It's just gonna kill me if she likes the Lakers. But here's another thing too.

It's just fucking sports, you know? And that's one of the advantages of being an old dad. If I was younger, that really would have bothered me. And now I'm just like, who gets a fuck? It's just a bunch of people putting a ball through a fucking hoop. What do I care? Right? You rule if you want to. I'll rule who I want to. I don't give a fuck. So, any who, do I have any advertising for this week, right? I do not and we're almost at the end here Got an amazing espresso this morning from this coffee shop that I had been to in a while and they have the basically the best

espresso within the vicinity of my house espresso within the vicinity of my house. They just a little out of the way, but it was definitely worth the trip. You know, I got, you know, one of those Italian little fucking coffee makers when I worked out in Springfield and I saw this video on Instagram on how you're supposed to use it. And if you have one, okay, you fill up the strainer, you don't want to pack it with the coffee, but you're supposed to boil the water first, all right, and then pour it in.

You're supposed to pour hot water in, not room temperature water, because some of it as it's heating up is gonna go through your coffee and it won't be at the right temperature. It's really well. And then when it starts percolating you're supposed to have the top open because I'm sitting there going like how the fuck do I know when this shit's done. You're supposed to have the top open. And I got to watch the video again. There's something if it's

if it's boiling too much when it comes out, take it off the heat because you'll like get it'll affect the taste of the hockey, the coffee. So I'm going to actually, I'm going to go give that a try. I saved the video. I'm just babbling this week people. I'm actually in a great mood because of the support you guys gave me on something that, you know, because it's a project that I did, but this, this strike thing, and I really believe in this strike, and the greed that these people are showing on the other side is just fucking, it's disgusting. But I just don't understand.

I don't understand why you want to have all the money. I don't, I, I, I'd be honest with you, I just don't even understand business. I don't get how like why it can't be like, hey, you know, we both make money and we're both happy. It's just this not how it works. It's like, no, I have to fuck you. I got to fuck you to make myself feel like I'm winning. It's just so, it's just a fucking awful way that business is, but it is what it is.

So anyway, that is the podcast. Enjoy your weekend, your cunts, and I will talk to you on Monday. Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday. October 26, 2015. What's going on? How are you? Everything good with you. Did you have a good weekend? Oh God bless you. God play everything go with the family. Oh God bless you I am in beautiful downtown Detroit, Michigan

I Know some of you probably laughed because you hear all that fucking shit about Detroit all the time. It's fucking city is awesome. Can't be scary. I'm not gonna lie to you, but every time I come here, it gets a little bit better. And you know, it's kind of a fucking exciting thing, you know. It's one of our great cities here. It's here right by the lake, right? Lake Erie. You know, beautiful goddamn city. You know, I like when you go through Detroit

is you always see a bunch of catalax, buicks, even though those fucking guns left this place. I swear to God, man, you know, I don't know who's at fault for that shit. If it really is just the corporate greed or if the unions became just such cuts that was it was cheaper, I always go with the corporate guys being assholes because, you know, basically if you didn't have the unions, we'd have sweatshop labor in this country, right? So then they just wait out, but then the unions became a cut. The unions have horrible reputations, which is well-earned,

isn't it? Oh, it always starts out with a good idea, doesn't it? You know? Something does I go to a union some art, and sometimes the unions are cool, and sometimes they're not, you know? Fucking guys just sitting there on a chair. You know, it's like, dude, why would you do that? Just go in the back and play cards. I'm sitting there looking knowing that I'm fucking paying you and you're not doing anything. I don't know. Look at me. I'm all over the map right now. Anyways, that's one of the worst fucking things we ever did was I don't know we allowed all of that fucking industry to leave this country so fucking stupid Should still be here making those cars right and you can feel good about it You know what I saw more goddamn

Buick regals you know they brought that car back You know and it looks fucking cool, right? Buick's always had cool front grills, but you know, you know, and it looks fucking cool, right? Buying so he's had cool front grills, but you know, just grossly underpowered. That'd be a great card of fucking to redo. Just pull the whole fucking drive train out, put a new suspension and it just, you know, have yourself a fucking sleep! Right? Keep those granny looking fucking tires and rims. Just like that was that movie. Was that movie Ryan Gossam was in it. He would pause 30 seconds to deliver his line. He had that

that Monelisa smile. He always has. Is it Monelisa? It's Mutsarela. I always thought of a cottage cheese. I guess I forgot. I'm learning all this shit from fucking Versi and Joe Bartnik, the two half Italians that are on the fucking bus. Listen to Italians talking about food. It's one of the funniest fucking things ever. But then after about like 15 minutes, it's as annoying as listening to somebody who's talking about their kid that you don't give a fuck about. You know what I mean? Like, oh, you can't believe.

So then little Joey came in, right? And he had a little slipper song. He was so cute. And I said, Joey, do you know what time it is? And he said it was 14 o'clock. Isn't that funny? That doesn't exist. You just got to sit there and be like,

I don't give a shit about that little snot nose kid. Right? Then you get fucking Barney Conversy. Barney Conversy when we were in Pittsburgh, and we played Hines Hall. They went to some fucking Italian deli in the morning. It came back with all these cheeses, and they came back with this,

was a Capacola aka gavagool which was fucking unreal. I guess it comes from the neck of the pig. You wouldn't think that would be any good. They came back with spicy gavagool. And it was fucking amazing. But they wouldn't shut up. I guess it comes from the shoulder of the neck, I should say. They wouldn't shut up about it. They're going bill. And in the corner, they had a whole section.

It was just Jesus. They had provolone, mozzarella, agabugoo, fucking going on and on. Okay. And then we're standing there. And then Joe, I pull out this piece of bread bill and I handed to Joe and he squeezes it and he nodded at me, dude, it was like a mafia hitman telling somebody it was going to get whacked. Right, and then you think it's over. And then we go over to us, and they had all these olives. They had spicy olives.

They had olives with garlic in it. And I was like, I'm getting the spicy one. And then Joe was like, oh, I'm getting the fucking garlic. And then they had all these wines. You're like, all right, I get it. Jesus Christ. I fucking get it. I see it. It's right here Try that try that too try it

Shopped over long go ahead and take a piece that no no put it on the bread put on the bread Pull a little gobble go on today I'm fucking around it's it's actually hilarious But they just wouldn't shut up about the place. And the food was unbelievably delicious. They're fucking great. Okay, but you can understand I'm German Irish. All right, we just put shit in a pot, you boil it, and then you think about either drinking or eliminating a race of people. That's the family tree that I come from. Right? There's nothing about food. Um, it's probably just all jealousy, man.

The fucking food was unreal. You know, it's funny. Versing made me a plate. We're on the bus, right? And he makes me a plate. And I can tell, um, he's got his back to me. And I can tell just the way he's laying it out. He's so fucking excited.

He wants me to love it as much as he loves it, right? So I fucking, uh, I, he gives me he gives me I started eating and it's fucking delicious and I didn't realize he's waiting for me to say it's delicious Because I'm so busy eating because it's delicious and then he just sort of like Just was looking at me goes Who is it? Good and I just I spit take burst it out fucking laughing. It's like, yeah, dude, it's delicious. He was like, ah, good, good. Like, he was almost like, I don't know.

Why do Italians give a fuck that much about food and everybody else doesn't? They pretend, dude. Nobody gives a fuck. That's why they're food is so fucking unbelievable. It's the best food in the planet. You know? It's fucking, if you start to make a meal and there's an Italian person in the fucking room, if you start fucking it up, they'll get emotional.

Like, oh no, what do you do? No, no. You want to put the fucking, yeah, but go, what's your job? But do it, you decide to, just, you just do it. You just get over here, you know what I mean? It'd be like if I started playing drums and a black guy walked in. I beg all right do it. Here's this text You just do it. You just I don't know why you just better So anyways, I never heard a cap of cola before You know I heard a cabbage

You know brought worse and sausages and all of that fucking shit. You know, it's funny as much as I love Italian food, I would love, I'd love some fucking, some German food right now, some crowds of fucking giant goddamn beer style dress like I'm going to walk out of a cuckoo clock. You know what I mean? You think about Germany is is we're never going to shake off that World War two shit. We're just never going to do it.

You know what I mean? We went too hard. You know, it's over. There's no way there's certain things that you do that there's no comeback from. I don't give a fuck. How good a car you make. You know what I mean? I don't give a shit.

How good your beer is. I don't give a fuck. How good the watch is you make. You know what I mean? You pick one wrong guy. He ruins it. He just fucking ruin it. How fucking long? You know what I mean? What about a teller the hunt? Where was he from?

That's what happened. He was from some fucking, I don't know, empire, right? Where was that guy from? Was he from Jersey? Let me look at this guy. Who was the guy, the fucking guy, the impaler, Vlad, Vladimir, the impaler? What the fuck was that maniac from? You don't know. Wherever the fuck he's from doesn't exist anymore.

So people can move on. Vladimir, the impaler, that's how they, who they based like Dracula on. Whereas Vladimir, the imp impaler here we go oh Jesus Christ I got to tell you something right now this fucking Detroit Wi-Fi We've something to be desired. You know what is exciting above fucking yeah, it's not gonna come up It's doing that stupid pinwheel Spending wheel turning around Given me no internet, you fucking cunt.

Trying to read about a douche who stuck wood up your alley. Got no, all right, Vladimir, the pailer, was a member of the House of Dracula, some shit. Yeah, this is how they'd base-track it. Where the where was he from? What's street? What country was this guy from? Transylvanian noble woman? That was his wife. House, house of Dracula father, I'll give a shit about his dad, where they from? Bust of Vladimir. They have a fucking bust of this guy. You

know what I mean? You go to Germany, you don't have a bust of Hitler, do they? Borrowed out. Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, about, about, bust them, right? Fucking, have a little hologram of fucking Hitler doing the running man, you know? The thing about it is, is every other Kant, you know, wherever the fuck they're from, it doesn't exist anymore. Look, I'm imprisonment and hungry.

Alright, so there's a country. They put that guy in jail, they didn't fucking impale him. Did you ever hear about like impale him? I'm gonna go through it really quickly. They basically split you up your backside. All right, grease up a fucking stake and basically use your body weight

to have it go in through the outdoor. Sometimes it eventually your body weight it pierces you through your gut. Sometimes it would come all the way up to the person's fucking mouth Take like fucking I don't know 12 hours to days to die that way and he used to do it all the fucking time He had like a whole fucking field of people there and he'd be sitting there eating some gabogoo with the vulcan G's a moots Or it No one knows where he is.

Where's he from Romania? They were able to shake it off. If you say, I'm Romania, what do they think? They think you're a gypsy still in a fucking wall in fucking Rome. That's all they think. You know what I mean? You say you're German.

Do they think about the bear? Do they think about the cars? No. It's always like, what are you a Nazi? No, I'm not. I'm not a drunk. I don't know how to make a car. Anyways, I don't know what I'm talking about here. Let's get back to Detroit. So, I guess the owner of the Cavaliers is some shit. I probably should have got the guy's fucking name. He bought like 70 buildings out here. He's giving major companies breaks to come in here.

I guess Google has some offices, Twitter, or something like that. And it's starting to build back up again. Now whether he did it for financial reasons or what? It's the most patriotic thing that's been going on here in a long fucking time. And another cool thing is when I went to Cleveland. Cleveland, like every time I go there, every two years, it looks, it's making a major comeback.

I was joking when I was on stage. They had like flowers going right down the center of the road on one of the roads. That was unheard of 10 fucking years ago when I was out there. I told you, I used to get an escort from the fucking. I don't meet a, who, I had like a cop have to walk me over at the end of the night from the club over to the hotel to make sure I wouldn't get jumped. And hilarities was the only

you know only show in town right there. Now that whole fucking street it looks like the Vegas strip and I'm telling you everybody out there if you're making some money don't sleep on the so-called rust belt it's coming back you can make your fortune there. You know be cool if there was a way to fucking do it and not displace the people that already lived there. You know if you could somehow buy a fucking building fix the fucking thing up and then help out the people that were in it But it never works out that way doesn't it? It's got to be a way to do it, right?

If you did it, you'd end up on Oprah, right? And she'd say your name I Didn't want to talk about here. So we've been rolling through here. I am on a fucking bender. All right, I have a fucking show I go I'm not drinking afterwards and then it just happens to me. I just I have to break this fucking habit. It's it's every you know what I got into on this trip. I got into light beer from Miller. I was never a Miller like a fucking hated it But they brought back the old school bottles that they used to have those short squat ones

And when I was coming back from the Notre Dame game We had them in this fucking ice chest and they was so goddamn cold so fucking delicious. It just turned something on Now I'm like craving it last night. I was just like all right guys I just want to go home and I'm fucking right outside the Fox Theater by the way way, which is one of the top three theaters I think I've ever played in my life. I probably say Carnegie Hall, Chicago Theater and the Fox Theater in Detroit. Oh, the Tavern Echo and Atlanta is cool. There's so many cool ones, but this one was, you know, we got to the show a little bit late, so I didn't

have time to go out and like look at it before the crowd came in. But when I came walking out with the lights down, it was reminding me of like Royal Albert Halls, like fucking gigantic. It's one of the biggest places I ever played. And the crowd was amazing. And afterwards, me and Bartonick were hanging out in the lobby, partner selling a CD, you know, sticking some pictures and shit, talking to the people down there. And so, you know, we're all talking about, oh, we're gonna be good boys, we're not gonna go out and blah, blah, blah, blah.

And then, you know, I give Virzy a little, he starts fucking laughing. And next thing you know, you know, better on a place to get tacos and they had another place to get fucking Drinks and shit, but I was like no, no, no, man. Let's get in the car Let's just go back to the fucking hotel all right there a little hotel bar there We'll get one quick one we'll watch the end of the panthers fucking Eagles game We'll go to bed. We'll call it a night. So then we show up. We sit down at the bar. There's some guy sitting there

And it looks like he just sat down in a four-top sit down at the bar, there's some guy sitting there, and it looks like he just sat down on a four-top, just left at the bar, and I found out all of the drinks were his, and he was a chef, and he was trying every drink that this place had, was sapling them or something, this guy, manny. So next thing you know, we start doing what he's doing, and I was stupid. I just remember Verzy, you know, you don't mix liquor, right? And we're doing it just because we laugh and because we know it's stupid. And I remember we drank this fucking, this coffee flavored tequila. And as Verzy's bringing it up to his lips, he goes, oh, I'm definitely pure tonight. And then he just throws it down. That shit. So the weird thing was, I do so many different kinds of liquors in me.

Had a Moscow mule. I had some Patron. I had some like this fucking that coffee flavor Patron. I had one light beer from Miller. Then I had this other shit that had like an orange in it with bourbon in it. And the funny thing was is I didn't even feel drunk. I'm going to Versi. I think this shit's had like an orange in it with bourbon in it. And the funny thing was is I didn't even feel drunk. I'm going to Versi like I think this shit's watered down. He goes yeah it's a good point. I don't really feel drunk either. And then I went upstairs

and got on FaceTime and I got to a big fight with my wife. And I woke up this morning. I was like yeah I guess I was drunk. I was just being mean for no reason. And I'm not a mean drunk. I'm a happy drunk. But was just being mean for no reason. And I'm not a mean drunk. I'm a happy drunk, but when you fucking cross-pollinate and all of those things, I wasn't mean. I was, I was surly. She was like, you're drinking and I was like, no. That's pain and asshole.

You know, it's funny. She's such a sweetheart. She hung up on me and she apologized to me. So I got away till she wakes up because I'm still on East Coast Island. me and she apologized to me. So I got to wait till she wakes up because I'm still on East Coast Island. I'm gonna apologize to her. I'm sorry, honey. I'm sorry. So sorry that I drank 50 different kinds of booze and then I called you and I was a red-cut. Can you ever forgive me, the lady? Hey, just let all you guys know. I have still some leftover posters from that tour that I did up the northwest, that tour where I got the inner tube standing in the dry river bed, that one. They will go on sale

tomorrow morning, that's Tuesday morning. October 27th, 2015, because God knows you might be listening to this five years into the future. How's California doing? Person in 2020? Does it still exist? All right, very limited Northwest posters, less than 50. Also, there will be 75 Bible Bell posters available. There are a lot of grafts, And you can get them off of the

Merch page on billboard.com. All right, now, what did I want to do here? There was something I was going for. Well, that's right. I got to be a little bit advertising here. You know? All right. Okay, here we go. We're starting right out of the gate. All right, how many minutes into this? 24 minutes, it's 9.54am, all right, this is going to work out good. I got to be on the bus at fucking 11am and then tonight we're in Grand Rapids, Michigan and I got some relatives coming out to that as I mentioned I got I got relatives in Indiana Ohio Michigan I'm from out these here parts and oh so I got my I got speaking of underwears here trunk club in Mianndi's I actually did my laundry or had somebody do it for me you know I walked like a mile and half through downtown Detroit yesterday, which is a scary

thing for anybody to do. Forget about when you look like a sickly Ron Howard. And I went down and found a laundromat. It's like the greatest fucking feeling when you're on tour is when you get your laundry done. You know what I mean? Is it starting to pile up in your bag? You know, and you get it starting to pile up in your bag.

You know, and you get it all fucking twisted up and you're fucking grocery bag. You know, and all of a sudden, you're looking and your suitcase is getting all empty looking because everything's fucking dirty. I mean, I went over there, gave every fucking thing that was dirty and I am a lady now. So that's gonna get me through the rest of the tour.

But when I get to Chicago, I'm gonna get my laundry done again, is I hate having dirty laundry in my fucking luggage. It's just fucking gross, you know? And you just pay somebody else to do it. Don't be a cheap cut. All right, I went down there. It was a dollar 50 a pound, minimum 10 pound thing. And I went down there. It was minimum, it was a dollar 50 a pound minimum

10 pound thing and I went down there with just my fucking me undies me undies and my fucking socks, right? That's all I brought down there Right because they're gonna dry everything on high You know They're gonna dry everything on high so you can't get many things that's gonna fucking shrink So you don't give a fuck about you out of way. So I'm just bringing that shit down there. I mean, it probably weighed two pounds. And they still charge me $12.50 to do it.

And you know what? I don't give a fuck. I would have given him 20 bucks to do to pay another person to do your laundry. I mean, Jesus Christ, you're living like a king. They got it all folded, you know? Washed my compression socks. I wear compression socks now. It's really helping as I'm getting this fucking varicose vein treated in my left leg. It's really helping it out. The guy told me to get them.

It's like, dude, I'm not wearing those fucking socks. I might as well get sock artists at that point. It's basically like the Alan Iverson sleeve that he wore for the last three quarters of his career. Except it's on your legs And it feels weird at first, but I got it would admit on a cold day. It's kind of nice to have socks that go up to your kneecaps But when you put them on and you're standing in your underwear and you got them on Like last night I had the old man once I got one too I bought some from Nike

that were actually that kind of nice but I bought the old man ones from the fucking like the right eight of the fucking CVS and they just jet black and they went up to my knees and I was standing there my fucking underwear and I just burst it out laughing. I look like that fucking 50 year old married white guy that gets busted, you know, get it thinks he's getting a hooker and it's some undercover cop And then I just start crying I was just trying to talk to her Right being that guy By the way, I apologize for putting that image in your head, but it was just too fucking funny not to share it with you

So anyway, so I went on a nice walk this morning. It was a nice mile and a half walk there and back and then I did it again this morning and you know it's cool. It's cool to be in downtown Detroit and there's people coming to work down here. Excuse me, kick ups here. People coming down to work. It's great to see Cleveland coming back and all of us, I swear to God, man, I've got to buy something out here. I think it's a smart move and it's really, I think it's a patriotic thing to do to invest in a fucking city that was the shit and it should be the shit. The trite should be the shit. It really should. Cleveland should be the shit. All of these fucking places. So you can, I'm gonna be the, I'm gonna be the real estate agent for these fucking cities. And I won't take a commission.

How about that? Yeah, you can buy something for nothing. You know, and you can help this fucking place come back. I mean, I don't know. You figure, you know, you start buying up buildings and then they legalize weed, right? And then somebody buys the old Packard fucking factory and you just start making weed in there. There you go. That's the fucking move. You come back to Detroit and all those, you

know, grand sons and granddaughters of the great auto workers in this country, right? They go back to work in the same factory, except you're growing weed. Come on man, that's like that Michael Keaton movie from way back in the day, except you got weed in it, right? I don't know. These are just ideas. I'm just throwing it out there. All right, let's talk some sports here. Let's talk some sports and we'll start with the greatest fucking sport that's ever been created, NHL hockey. God damn motherfucking cock suck and Frenchy sons of bitches. The fucking I can't even shit on them at this point. The goddamn Canadians are 9 and oh. 9 and oh. Have one 18 out of a possible 18 points. And for the longest time, nobody in the east looked like they could fuck with anybody in the west and

I don't know It's looked at me they were the best record out in the west who do we got Los Angeles is it is five and three after a slow stat they turn it on Nashville six and one Dallas Dallas is looking good huh six and one Dallas dalses looking good huh six and two Winnipeg you know what it is though the Habs don't have a tough guy I don't know if that's because we got rid of Lucic or whatever from what I heard I was talking to Canadians fan last night actually Tatted that took a picture with them too, you know

She's like and I actually made his his girlfriend a wife standing between us because it's dude I can't put my arm around you with that fucking shirt on But he was saying that they don't have they don't have a tough guy anymore and I don't know I think that might come back to Han if he if you end up playing whoever the fuck makes it to the finals out there, right Kings of tough when it pegs tough Chicago you have a fuck with the black hawks, right? I don't know. Who the fuck knows?

But anyways, congratulations to those cons. I mean, you gotta give respect to that night and always fucking insane. But the broans, hanging on, doing all right, 3-1-1. That's a winning record. I think the tie there, we fucking blew it against the filthy flyers. Then we came back and we beat the island there. We fucking blew it against the filthy flyers. Then we came back and we beat

the islanders. You know, Kraegees having a fucking career year. I think he's leading the leading points. I don't know, I'm psyched. And you know, it's gonna be great when I get back. Even the games that we lose, I don't give a shit. I mean, I have all these games on my DVR. I'm gonna sit down and watch all of them. I'll get to watch a game a night, you know? Sometimes two games that the broans have a game and I may get all fucking caught up. Um, and the NFL yesterday, the Patriots beat the Jets. Um, I gotta tell you man, Jets were getting 11 points. I loved that fucking. I loved that fucking bet. The Jets get an 11. Um, I was actually thinking that we could possibly lose to them

just because we had we have no fucking offensive line and they got a great defense. You know, Revis is going to shut down his whole fucking part of the field. And what do we end up winning by? We ended up winning by seven points, but Edelman dropped that pass. Then he always goes, if you knew dropped that pass, then it would build up. Yeah, but if he caught it, maybe they would have done something different. You never know.

So, you know, we beat the green cons, they're not the green cons anymore because Rex Ryan isn't there, but I gotta admit, I'm kind of, this is the German in me, what do they call it? Shidenfreude, what do they call it? Taking pleasure out of somebody else's suffering.

Seeing the bills struggling, not because I don't like the bills, just because Rex Ryan talks all this shit about what he's gonna do to the patriots. It's kind of fun to see the jets be a quality squad with a class act for a coach, you know, And to watch him fucking lose into Jacksonville all the way over there in England. Fucking great. But there's some about Rex, I still love the guy. I'm feeling bad for him. He looks like he's putting on weight again. I think he's stressing, you know, He talked to all that shit.

There's always people talking shit. There was somebody on the Jets talk shit. But what they were going to come up and do to the Patriots It's like, why would you do that? Why would you give him extra motivation? I hope and do to the Patriots. It's like, why would you do that? Why would you give them extra motivation and help people continue to fucking talk shit? You know what I mean? We know you think you're gonna win.

We know you're going up there to win and we know you're not scared. You just don't say it, you dope. You know, we can go up there, we're gonna fucking, we're gonna, we're gonna, yeah, is that what you're gonna, you're gonna go up there and play football? How about the dolphins?

Jesus Christ, talk about making your former coach look like a fucking jerk off. They came in there and absolutely raped the fucking Texans. You know? What they went like fucking 97 to 2? Where is it? As you can tell I was on a bus. I barely saw anything. I watched the Dallas game and

I and I watched the Patriots. That's all I saw and I also saw the end of the Panthers It's pissing me off that I keep missing The Panthers play because I feel like I'm missing The emergence of the next great quarterback and the league and for the life of me. I can't remember his name He has those Michael Jordan ears with a really tiny, but but they look like the tops are staple to the side of his head. And he's also one of those guys that he yells a lot. You know, he walks up to the camera for some reason goes, which is really gonna, it's gonna be difficult for me to enjoy watching. I don't, I just, that's the generation gap. I've for the life of me, I don't fucking understand that Johnny United is through for 41,000 yards in the 50s and 60s

He beat out the next guy by like 15,000 fucking yards. I don't think there's any footage of him throwing a touchdown pass and walking up to a camera with his flat top going That's back when you could fucking hit the quarterback until the end of the play. You can keep hitting a guy Maybe if he ever did that it was because he was screaming in pain I was kidding who I'm an old fucking white guy what you want for me I want the game to be the way it used to be where you established a running game and then you threw the ball But anyways But anyways, the fuck did I want to talk about? There was something I'm all over the map, because I'm stressing, because I've got to finish this fucking thing.

And hopefully this internet won't suck, and I can try and upload it here. So I figured the next thing parts people are going to play in our division will be the dolphins. And I imagine one of them is going to talk shit about how you know they don't think the Patriots are as good as they used to be the fucking sick of this, the sick of that, that, that, that, all I know is a Patriots are on a collision course with the New York football giants to be undefeated and I said to Verzi last night in my drunken stupor I go, can you do me a favor? Can you just have the giants

beat us during the regular season this year and not in not in fucking not in the Superbowl? I don't know. I'm really praying for the Packers this year to knock off the fucking giants because I do not want to see them again. I don't. I'm good. I'm fine with just losing to them twice. I'm I'm good with that. Rather than rolling the dice and risking losing a third time, even though it'd be great to come and beat him. You know, and this is why I don't play professional football, because even as a fan, I'm a little fucking girl. I don't want to see them again. They always win. But what I was going to say, the, you know, O'Dell Beckham that they got and then

they got the fucking guy who does the salsa dance. He's coming back. That guy's coming back. Then again, it's going to be a fucking nightmare. Fucking nightmare. Um, hopefully we get healthy. Our offensive line gets healthy, but, uh, who knows who the fuck knows what's going to happen.

But, uh, anyways, let me get to the fuck knows what's going to happen. But anyways, let me get to some of the reads here for this week. All right, who versus whom? People always try to explain this to me, and I'll never get you. I'll never get it. All right, Bill, I have the solution to your who versus whom dilemma that will solve the issue for the rest of your life. Okay. I hope you're not one of those snake oil salesmen. I feel like I'm in your tent right now. You're starting a religion, you know, when you fucking put your hand on my forehead,

exercise and the demons. If the statement could be answer, if the statement could answer the question with him or her, then use whom. Whom did you say that to? I said it to him. I said it to her, not he or she, so it's whom. Example two, who told you that? He told me that she told me that no fucking way. It's that that's that easy Who told you that? She did Who did you say it to I said to him wait a minute so now using it? Wait, so if I to whom do I owe this pleasure to?

Yo, it's a. So it is whom? Who fucking did it? He did it. Jesus Christ, it was that easy. What a fuck when you 40 years ago when I needed you. Maybe it could have passed the class. I've got to know today and become a lawyer. Hope that made sense. Totally made sense. I just hope I can remember it. You know what? I'm actually going to take a picture of that on my phone. Speaking of which, the phone starts ringing. Hang on. Oh shit. Hold on, hold on, I thought I said 11. Is it is it is it Paul and Joe down there already? All right, well, I'm finishing up my podcast. I'll be down there 11. Sorry about that. All right, buddy. See you.

I fucked up. Thought I said 11 o'clock. That was the bus driver. Going just checking. We did say it's fucking hilarious. 10-10 because we've always been on time so he knew. So anyways, god damn it, you fixed it. You fuck, I gotta take a picture of that. You fixed it. You fuck I got to take a picture of that. Whom did you say that to? Who told you that? That's all I have to remember. I wish it was more fucking sentences and then you know, you gave me 10 of them and then I had to try to guess.

All right, good fellow. See you explain. Oh my God, I feel fucking smarter. You know, the thing about whom is you can't use it without looking like a douche. The only time you can use home is if you write something. The funny thing is if you use home, you know what I mean? You sound like those, you know, when you stepped on the bull. Those guys from fucking trading places. But if you're writing an email or start even tweet something, people will call you out on it because if you don't use it then you look like a douche.

So I think that's the other rule. You know what I mean? Like, hey, who would you say that to? You can't be in a bar, I'd be like, hey, who did you say that to? I said it to him, you fucking douche, right? You can't do that, but you write it down. Everybody sees it. You know, they just break your balls. So there's another rule, all right? Good fellow scene explained. Okay, last week I thought that the reason why Joe Pashin in the end, scorsese just brings back uh...

tomi's character he just points the gun at the camera starts shooting was because that was tomi from beyond the grave shooting fucking uh... henry because he was a rat and ratted everybody out uh... so somebody said good fellows except that was my theory good fellow seen explained, hey Bill, you mentioned in your recent Thursday morning podcast, your theory on why we see Joe Pishy.

Joe Pishy. Joe Pishy, fire a pistol. Fucking brain is always three fucking words ahead of my mouth. At the screen at the end of Good Fellows, it's actually an homage or a homage if you're in a bar. To the 1906 black and white film, as opposed to the color films back there, the great train robbery. It was the first film with a narrative storyline, and at the end there is a shot of a cowboy looking at the camera who fires his pistol at the screen just like in Goodfellas. I actually watched the clip, it's pretty fucking cool.

It was very jarring to the film audiences who had never seen anything like that. And in many cases, moviegoers would duck or shout thinking they were actually being shot at. Isn't that fucking hilarious? Because everybody had a side-eye and a backland. Just a little film history from a film nerd to you. The funniest red, the to you, the funniest red head in the planet. Keep up the good work and go fuck yourself. Here's the movie. All right. I will definitely post that, that, that clip. All right. Election. Bill, you've been pretty quiet about the election. It seems like they got their start early

this year and people are going to be tired out by February. If you had to vote today, do you know who you'd vote for? Also, is there anyone less stable looking than Hillary Clinton? She can't be getting any good sleep. Love you and your wife. Thanks for for the weekly laughs. I thought Hillary crushed it on that stupid inquiry. You know, I don't understand what the fucking problem was. She admitted that it happened on her watch and she took full responsibility for it. So like, what was the fucking problem? You know, that seemed like, deflate gay type shit. I mean, honestly, what are you supposed to do to stop a terrorist attack?

And they've said that forever. Like even the Secret Service said, you know, if somebody doesn't give a shit about dying, the only thing that they can share is instantaneous death after you do whatever the fuck you're going to attempt to do. You know what I mean? Once you take out the fucking, I don't give a shit whether I live that there's, you know, it's over. So, I mean, what are you going to do? You know, it was in a way game. It's fucking horrific that it happened, but I'm out, you know. She should have done this, she should have done that.

The same people say in that, say George Bush kept us safe after 9-11, but they don't bring up the fact that 9-11 happened when he was fucking president, right? The same people break and fucking Hillary's ovaries, are fucking rubbing George Bush's balls and then vice versa. The same people finger banging Hillary are fucking twisting up what's his face is nuts rather than giving him a pair of meandies. What are you supposed to do with somebody doesn't give a fuck? What are they going to call you up and tell you what they're going to do? By the way, we met a professional pilot,

commercial pilot, by the way. And he knew some of the people on those flights, some of the pilots and that type of shit. So all these fucking people are trying to say that it didn't happen. That they were actually fucking these missiles or something like that that was shot in there. I mean, I don't know. And that's coming from me. He was a fucking conspiracy theorist. All right. Ganges Khan, everybody. Hey, they're build a bird. Just checking in on you from fucking

Southie kid. I listen to your podcast almost every day in the sea of cubicles I work in. You are the fuck it. Oh, thank you. I appreciate it. I also saw you at Comscom home. But last year and there were a bunch of constant front of me who were getting offended at the things you were saying and it made it funnier for me and my girlfriend anyways. Oh, I remember that that one was a little bit of a rough one You know anyways. I just came across Dan Carlin's hardcore history podcast and the first one that is free on iTunes is the Wrath of Khan series on gangus con and The Mongol Empire during the Middle Ages this dude was one of the greatest men and conquerors who ever lived and His story is incredible. The fear and loyalty this man instilled in people of his day is unparalleled. Although he is responsible for 20 to 80 million deaths

He completely changed the world and built the largest empire the world had ever seen and I thought you might be interested in it because you've talked about other great men who have lived in the past Arnold Schwarzenegger. Thanks for a great show and go fuck yourself. Yes, he is another one. You know what it is? There's no footage on like Vlad the fucking impaler and fucking the G-man there fucking gang is conned so you know nobody guy what you a fuck you don't get that what do you want not to think you know I got to check that out I got to listen to that I got to be in the mood to listen to a fucking podcast like I love being on podcast I love doing them but I just brain is, I can't handle just sitting still that long.

I guess I could have it on in the background as I was doing something else, maybe cleaning up or freshening up before a show. All right, my roommate is a pervert. Okay, here we go. Dude, let's go back yet. Do you realize the work it is to kill 20 to 80 million people? I mean, you can do it today with just a push of a button, but back then, I mean, you,

that's like before they had like the fucking lawnmowers with the engines in them. And you had to push the fucking thing yourself. Do you know I'm so old that we actually had one of those when I was a kid? It was the fucking worst. And if it was too, if the grass was too long, you just, I just didn't have the strength to do it. So you'd push it forward and then had to go back. You had to get like a running start, you know? That was a mess. It was so hard to keep it fucking straight. That's basically like, if you had a pushmower that didn't have an engine in it, I would think that you'd have to be cutting it every day like George Michael did with his beard

and then it'd be nice and easy, right? But if you went on like a bender, you know, or you went away to some place that they used to vacation back in the day like Sarasota, Florida, you know, a myrtle beach, or some of the classic ones that they used to go to way back in the day. Reno, you know, those old school places, Palm Springs, you know, when you came back, you fucking lawn was through the goddamn. Why get you doing the one or time, right? All I'm saying is that you were out there all the time. It's probably why a lot of people wanted to fucking fat. Although, you

know what the big thing was back in the day. Everybody was scared about what's just having a heart attack because they couldn't do any of those fucking, I'm gonna send Rhino Plasty, which of course is your nose. Get's getting a nose job. Do you know there's something called Rhinorrhea? I learned that by reading about heroin junkies and shit like that. That some of Rhinorrhea. See if I can look it up.

I know you guys think I'm full of shit. It's like diarrhea of the nose. It's just fucking when you, one of the symptoms when you're quitting cold turkey. It's just fucking when you, one of the symptoms when you're you quit in cold turkey. Rhino, it's the baseball diary, DIA, DIA, R-R-H-E-A, something like that. Oh, there it is. Rhinorea. Rhinorea, Rhinorea is a condition where the nasal cavity is filled with a significant amount of mucus

fluid. The condition commonly known as a runny nose occurs relatively frequently. Rhinorrhea is a common symptoms of allergies or certain diseases such as the common cold or hay fever. Oh, I thought that that's when you were, I thought you said you were all right spider. I thought, I can't even say it because I've done it so many times, I always started imitating fucking spider. I thought that Ryan O'Rea was an next level running nose that you got when you were kicking

heroin. I've kind of got interested in all that, like the whole heroin epidemic that's going on here in this country. Oh, by the way, I keep forgetting to bring up how great the Indianapolis gig was. First of all, I got to come back and play this theater. You remember that story I told you guys and I put the video up where I was playing a theater upstairs and downstairs was that totally almo show, whatever the fuck it was, keeping up with the muppets whatever the fuck

I don't know it's come you know and when I walked by The door of the backstage of their theater was open and like all like The count was sitting there and Burke was there and Oscar the grouch Like these actors in these suits and they were just chilling out, know and they looked tired from doing a bunch of shows so it was hilarious so I filmed them and all of a sudden Burke got up and came walking over and was waving his hands I thought he was saying what's up my god look at bird he's coming up here and he fucking reached out and slammed the door and I was just like wait wow he really is a cut

Burke really is the happy go lucky one I was joking like, wait, wow, he really is a cut. But I really is the happy, go lucky one. I was joking in Indianapolis that Ernie's parents, like we're accepting of his homosexuality, right? Where birds weren't, like they kicked him out of the family, so it caused him to be like sad and bitter, you know what I mean? But thank God he had Ernie in his life, right? Cheer him up. Anyways, and then I posted the video,

and then Sesame Street told me I had to take it down. The children's television workshop was like, you got to take it down. That's not legal footage. Which I think it was. I mean, I didn't understand what exactly were they going to do to me if I didn't take it down. I don't know. So I took it down. I was like, all right, whatever. You know, it was, was they were going to that shit with an Elmo guy. They said, you know, fucking was grabbing us and with some kid. I have no fucking clue. But anyways, so this time around, I got to play downstairs where the Elmo theater was. And it's one of the great theories

I've ever played in my life as far as the crowd was just on top of you. They had like those little balcony things. They had like four of them on each side. It was like an old hockey arena. It was just fucking awesome. Just been an incredible fucking, incredible fucking tour here. And we went to one of the sickest fucking cigar bars I've ever been to, which of course, because I was fucking an idiot.

I just walked into it. I got to look it up right now. Indianapolis cigar bars. All right, let's see. Let's see. Blend. This fucking place might have been the greatest cigar bar I've ever been to. It's fucking incredible. You have to go to it and they're opening one in Nashville and Dallas. All right. Just six selection of fucking cigars. They're the David off, David

off, Nick O'Rogue one. All these other just amazing cigars. That's the one that I smoked. They had the David of David of Nicaragua All these other just amazing cigars. That's the one that I smoked and then they had to like all these Whiskey's limited edition list whiskey's in bourbons that That I thought I mean did you know they had they had jack Daniel Sinatra? I'd never even heard of that me and Bartonickick were like, what the fuck is that? Like that was his drink. I'm like, he just saying Sinatra because that was his drink. They're like, no, that's a limited edition. I'm looking it up right now. Jack Daniel Sinatra.

Where is it here? Yeah, I never fucking heard of this shit. And of course, they were sold out of it. Let me do the old wiki here. Yeah, I never I never fucking heard of this shit. And of course, they was sold out of it. Let me do the old wiki here. Wiki, Peter, Jack Daniel, Sinatra, Wiki. I hate what did you mean that? Of course, I meant that you know what I meant. I got to admit, I always do show and not for select that's what it was called anyways it was fucking just an amazing amazing place and Don't you hate these fucking websites when you go there and you got a fucking put in your birthday? I'll give you my birthday. We'll say November

11th 1892. Enter. Please enter a valid year. They don't think it, let's see, let's see what year they'll actually let, 1893, they won't let, let's see when they believe in, 1890, how about 1899? Do they, they don't believe anybody's alive?

How about 1900 Say that's what it is anything with an 18 go fuck yourself enter Sinatra select bottle of 90 proof and made with unique Sinatra barrels It sounds like fucking bullshit to me Jack Daniel Sinatra. So what is a Sinatra barrel? It's a gotta fucking to pay on it. Sorry select pays fucking bullshit to me. Jack Daniel Sinatra, what is that Sinatra barrel? They got a fucking two pay on it. Sorry. Select pays, uh, tribute to Jack's biggest fan, Mr. Frank Sinatra. These Sinatra barrels have deep grooves on the inside of their staves, which exposes the whiskey to extra layers of oak. I got damn it.

Now I got to get a bottle. But you can't just get a bottle they got a video here of Frank Sinatra porn it I wonder if his fucking next to kin Get's any money Dude they got a picture here sit net the bar of Sinatra laughing while Jackie Gleason's laughing with them Frank Sinatra and Jackie Gleason were close friends in fact it was Jack Jackie Gleason's laughing with them. Frank Sinatra and Jackie Gleason were close friends. In fact, it was Jackie Gleason himself who introduced Frank to Jack Daniels. And as the story is told, it was sometime in the 1940s.

Jackie and Frank were sitting together at a bar in New York City. Frank was foreloan over a woman, probably wrote a great song about it, and was sharing his troubles with Gleason. Frank informed his good friend that he was in need of a serious drink. Turning to Sinatra Gleason responded, Jack Daniels, that's a good place to start. And the rest, as they say, it was history.

Frank said he needed a drink. Now there you go. All right, what the fuck am I talking about at this point? All right, let's get back to the podcast. To definitely check out Blenden, if you live in, um, if you live in, uh, Nashville, a Dallas, they're on their way over there. Alright, let's read a couple of fucking advertising, then I'll get the last fucking thing in there and I'm out. Right. Alright, lastly, but certainly not leastly. All right, my roommate, my roommate is a perv. So Serbillium of Boston. I'm a long-time listener. Love your shit. Anyway, my roommate just started dating a girl. A lady and they're getting

really cuply. They even talk about having sex with each other in front of people, including myself. I have a girlfriend, but I try not to be overly cupily or discuss our sex life in public. The worst part is that they have taken to having sex throughout our shared house, including our living room couch and our kitchen. I think that their behavior is annoying at best and disgusting at worse. But I'm certain, but I'm uncertain as how I should proceed. Do you have any thoughts? Also go fuck yourself. Go fuck yourself. Yeah, I have some thoughts. Why don't you sit down and say, Hey, can you guys do me a favor and not fuck on the sofa? All right, this isn't your house. This is our house. I don't need your bodily fluids. I'll crust it up. You know, on the couch. I would just

do. I would just, you know, they like openly talking about sex. Just say, listen, you have sex in your bedroom. Don't have sex in the couch, where we all sit. It's gross. I would say that. And I would just, and I would just stare at them until they talked. I just say, is there a reason why you guys feel it's okay to have sex all around the house? I live here too. You know, I make a sandwich on that kitchen counter. I don't need to know that her ass and drip and pussy were fucking laying on there. You fucking pig. You guys are both animals. I have no respect for either one of you. All right, go ahead and have a kid.

It'll be a fucking who. Now you don't gonna be that mean. Just be like, listen, I'm not trying to be a jerk. I think it's great that you found somebody that you can connect it with, but could you not have sex on the kitchen counter, please, or in the kitchen, I eat in there, it's gross. See that's so far over there, I sit there and I watch TV.

Alright I don't need that. See that table I eat there. Alright if you want to fuck all over an apartment you're going to need to get your own apartment but until you do this is our apartment and don't fuck anywhere where it's you know where it's ours. I feel like I could use who or whom here. Maybe you should bust out of whom. See if I can do it here. All right, whom? Whom did I say that to? I said it to him. Yeah, that's what you say. You come out of the gate using whom to freak them out. Call you the guy on be like, can I ask you a question? Be like, sure. Who did you fuck on that counter? He's got to be like her or my girlfriend. What if he says my girlfriend?

You got to say that. I would just be like, whom did you fuck on the counter? Whom did you fuck on the table? And whom did you fuck on the couch? That almost sounds like Bill Cosby. And why would a children... Ah, you can't bring up Bill Cosby especially when you're talking about a woman, right?

It was consensual, everybody. All right, that's the podcast for this week. I'll check in on you on Thursday. And once again, thanks to everybody that came out in Indianapolis, Cleveland, Detroit, in Pittsburgh. Just four fucking great cities, man. Four great cities and it's great to see uh...

all of them are having a resurgence every time i've gone back they always get a little bit better and i think it's great because i can't say that i love this part of the country i'm not gonna let you like all the park country you know i'm a patriot i come when it comes down to it so i've always made me sad to come to Cleveland and Detroit and Indianapolis and that Cincinnati and that shit at five o'clock where everybody just screws and goes out to the suburbs and

The fucking place looks like a zombie movie at night It's nice to see some nightlife and that type of shit because they're beautiful cities. All right. There you go legalize weed Open the plants again. Let's grow some weed. Let's get the world high, right? And maybe they'll give us the oil for the price we want. We don't have to blow people up. You know what I mean? All right, go fuck yourselves. I'll talk to you on Thursday What's up everybody and welcome back to the anything better podcast NFL edition Sponsored by none other than bet MGM guys. We are going into week eight But first we got a shout out the great sponsor bet MGM love the lines love bet MGM baby

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There you go. We're here for week number eight and uh... yeah man i was happy i was happy to get a buff five hundred for the first time it only took me this long but i went three and one um... you know i took you this all you do this every year paul i told you paul verzy in october vegas is running in the other poll you always start slow

yeah and then in october you beat the fuck out of them. I want to see your lifetime record in October. Your monster. Your monster in October. You're like the month of March, Paul. You know, you come in like a land, you go out like a lion. Well, you are still in the win. I won a three last week, Paul. I was owing three going into Monday night football.

I had the Vikings and I was like, I think I'm going o'in four. I think I lost my shoulder too. Where the hell did it go? Dude, when you high fire, go over there? When you said, I actually liked that room. When you said, I swear to God, I do. I keep looking at that.

With my bunker and new hampsure. I keep looking at that stone fireplace and like that's killer. Dude, when you told me I was in Vegas, when you told me that you were, you the only thing you were hanging your hat on was the Vikings and oh, I'm not gonna lie, Paulie, I was in Vegas and I had a couple of wines.

I had a couple of reds and I was in Vegas. So I threw some money on the Niners, did a little tease, got hurt. What are you gonna do? You know, a couple of hundred. What are you gonna do? Yeah? Couple hundred. Oh, what are you gonna do? No, dude, I would agree with you. If I could have switched that bet, I would have switched to the 49ers last night because I obviously didn't know shit about anything last week. But the patch one, I didn't see anything,

dude, I was at a wedding last week. Dude, Patriots last second. Mac Jones touched on. I did not see that comment do that was a great pass about the buffalo bills paul four and three four and three dolphins five and two the jet there are a game ahead of the jets there a game behind the dolphins hey bill how about the lost to the dolphins they've lost to the patriots the only other person they need to lose to when the division is the jets this was well this was a foregone conclusion.

At the beginning of mid-Summer before, uh, fucking Aaron Rodgers went to the Jets, was that they were, they were gonna, they're just gonna walls to the AFC Championship game, Paul. They're gonna go up against these Kansas City Chiefs, they're finally gonna put it to, I don't even know if they're gonna get out of the AFCs. Yeah, dude, how about the New York football giants defense? the city chiefs if finally gonna put it but I don't even know if they're gonna get out of the AFCs. Yeah dude, how about the New York football giants defense? The last eight quarters only giving up three scores dude they are gay at six and a half sacks. Our defensive line turned it on man and I I'm loving it and we have a lot of- How about you a giants getting disrespected

by being underdogs against the fucking jets. I know. I know. Speaking of who, like, I don't understand how that works like as far as a home game or whatever. That like if it's, it's the giant's home game, the majority of the people get the opportunity. Yeah, the giant's home game means the season ticket holders for the giants get first crack. Yeah. All right. So there's my question on a scale of one to 10. How much better just as far as like if you're hanging out with the human being is a Giants fan better than a Jets fan. You know, somebody's it's a funny question. It's a good question because

somebody said why are Jets games like so like more lively during plays and if there's more of a desperation with them, like, like, I till like giant fans are like, all right, dude, let's do it. Come on, guys, let's do it. Now what it is, not what it is ignorance is loud, Paul. The Jets crowd is dumber. They are louder. The Giants fans are smarter. They have money, they have something to lose. You look at the Jets fans, I mean, you can just see those broken down

picket fences in front of their houses. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha the giant stands you're the peep you hired jets fans to come over and redo your fucking driveways you guys drink wine you're in Vegas Paul you drink and wine I mean who the fuck are you who are you Paul Jeff the goddamn nerve to go to Las Vegas and drink wine like you some sort of aristocrat oh dude I had a sweet I'm not gonna lie I did a corporate I was in a sweet in the Venetian oh dude I ordered you want to laugh I get back to corporate. I was in a suite in the Venetian. Oh, dude. I ordered you on a laugh. I get back to the room at two o'clock in the morning. I was gambled. Dude, by myself, blackjack tables, roulette. I even went to Penny Slots. I had a tequila in my hand. I was enjoying

myself. I was there for a day, right? And I go to my room and I got this monster suite, Bill. I mean, I wish I could have shared it with somebody. I was like, and I call enough about the hookers. Let's stay on topic here. I call up room service. And dude, I got shrimp cocktails delivered to my room with a chicken case, a diet like doing the morning. And it was everything. The guy came in and a fucking buttler down and she was fucking unbelievable. The most funny about you that funny? You sound like a Jets fan. No. You go, I got shrimp cocktails on my comedy Diddy Order. Well no, I ordered one and the guy came with extra. And I was like, all right.

I just ate all the shit I took in the morning. I was so full. What do you mean he came with extra? When does a shrimp cocktail become shrimp cocktails? I know. All of a sudden I go, No, I'm asking you. No, I don't know. I got two plates of it.

And I go, dude, I only ordered one. Oh, I see. So you got shrimp cocktails. So yeah, so it was multiple orders of shrimp cocktail. OK. I was just here in case of the chicken shrimp cocktail. I never had shrimp cocktails. Shrimp cocktail, there was six of them.

Times two. I mean, 12. It's two of them. I'm stuck. there was six of them. Times two, I mean, 12, it's two in a month's stub, but I'm eating them. There was hilarious. Oh, it's wet naces. But the crustaceans. I did, I got to be done at the blackjack table.

But today is the day that I have first pick. Is that right? Yeah, I'm interested in those sunglasses, Paul. What's going to put those on? Let me see those. I don't know, Paul. You don't look like the good guy in the movie all of a sudden. Ha-ha-ha! Oh!

Speaking of movie, congratulations. Holy night's stalker. Crush in it. Old dads is crushing it. I'm not allowed to promote that, Paul, because of the strike. Oh, okay. Well, there's a movie out there that's doing well. Oh, let's get into the picks.

There you go. Here we go Here we go. Oh, they call me for a poly first pick this week, and here's what I'm doing. This one was a no-brainer They call you Mr. Rocktober. That's what they should call you Well, oh, Percy three and one two weeks in a row. The man is six and two. No, no, no, three and one the last three weeks. Three, you got three and one three weeks in a row? Yes, sir. And we're in the what fourth week of October? Yep, I am fifth.

I'm fifth. I'm third. And Paul Versey went in in October. Did you have nine and fucking three? Nine and three in October. And hopefully with this pick, I'll continue it. I've seen my New York football giants play better defense the last two weeks and I've seen them in the last three

seasons. I've not seen a giant's defense like this, a relentless past rush. And I think that Tay Banks are a rookie cornerback is really, really coming around. He's been locking down some of the best receivers in the game. The Giants are disrespected at home. They are plus three now. It went to plus three, which is in my favor. I'm going to take the New York Giants. They're clicking. I think they got fucked by Buffalo. I think the Giants should be three and four. I think they got fucked by Buffalo. I think the Giants should be three and four. And I like what the defense is doing. I got the New York football Giants at home

playing the team that rents the building with them. Uh, I got the Giants. Plus, I like that pick. I don't like when you did it. You could have saved that pick till last. Now, maybe I'll take one of your games. You know, you know, I'm staying away from the Giants, Paul. You know, I got too much love and respect for you. I would never touch that game. But listen, I don't know the rest of my picks, Bill, because I'm all over the place.

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but they're not doing anything good. The Texans got a good enough defense. I don't know, shit about them either, but you know, I'm sort of paying attention, so I'm gonna go with the Texans minus three, going into Caroline, I'm gonna get a little vinegar, get based barbecue Saturday night.

And they're gonna shit on them on fucking Sunday. Dude, that's a great pick. That's such a great pick. That's a lot. Paul, you said that last week and I went one and three. Okay, so, you know, let's relax here. What was the one I said though? Was it the one that Was it the winner?

You like the chargers, but you love the chargers, Paul. You know the chargers are Paul. The chargers are like your first love. Not even. The first fucking hot chick you nailed. That's who it is. Like you work in a barrier. No.

But Paul, you'll remember those times for the rest. Do you remember? I don't know what it is with the charges of me. All right. For my second pick here, going for week eight. I'm not gonna lie to you, dude. I don't love any of this, but... Come on, Paul. It's October. Just make contact. Let's make it a wish. Did you watch either one of those game fucking sevens? I'm not a bad guy. I'm not a bad guy. I'm not a bad guy. I'm not a bad guy. I'm not a bad guy. I'm not a bad guy.

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I'm not a bad guy. I'm not a bad guy. I'm not a bad guy. I'm not a bad guy. I'm not a bad guy. I'm not a bad guy. I mean, that one guy, I always forget his name. I always want to say Josh Brolin. What's the fucking guy's name there? The Philly's, he's doing everything. Steele and basses, hitting doubles, singles, fucking whatever you want.

Bryce Harper now. Yeah. Oh, I mean, that guy is, he's like that guy in the 80s movie, The Coming of Age. He's the guy dating the cheerleader, treating her like shit. And then I show up with my glasses and I go, oh, you dropped this. And then he beats the fuck out of age. He's the guy dating the cheerleader, treating her like shit. And then I show up with my glasses and I go, oh, you dropped this and then he beats the fuck out of me. And then the end without lifting any weights or taking any classes in a dojo, I somehow beat him

in a fight and start banging his girl. That was an 80s movie. It was considered believable. Believe it or not. Hey, Bill, remember that guy I sent you for the Phillies? Dude, the guy with the One-Tooth. He was game seven tomorrow and I, let's go Phillie to the end, like one eye, one way of- I'll be honest with you, I don't buy, I don't buy the Philly fan propaganda. I've gone to games, I don't see people like that. I see some animals, it's kind of like Trump followers.

Like liberals just go to the middle of nowhere and they just find the dumbest flood out there. I think the fuck world's flat, no Donald Trump. I don't care if he fucks the sister. And they're like, oh my god, these Trump people. Dude, there's a lot of fucking smart people in Philly. Yes, I love it.

Somebody's got to fucking keep polishing that bell, all right? Just stop with the, it's like the fucking ego to a bills game. Everybody's not fucking jumping on a table. Some people have lives. All right, speaking of that, here's what I'm gonna do. I just hit me. It just hit me. I'm gonna take the points. I'm gonna take the points. I'm gonna take the for the first time this year, I'm gonna take the Tampa Bay Buccaneers getting eight and a half against the Buffalo bills who are clearly broken. The Buffalo bills are broken, everybody. Something is not working.

Something's not right now, Paul. Nothing scares me in this world. Like the fucking NFC South. I know. I mean, I just bet one of those kids, I don't know what the fuck NFC South. I know. I mean, I just bet one of those kids, I don't know what the fuck they're doing to, you tell me week to week, what the Falcons jets,

Spockenirs and Panthers are doing, or Panthers are shit in the bed. That's what they're doing. Panthers are shit in their own crate, Paul. Dude, you said it, you said it best. When I see a lot of things, it doesn't seem like the Tennessee Titans,

I just get scared. Any game that Tennessee Titans are in, it's like it's like Paulie, Crypto Knight. I don't have a money last year. There were money last year. This year, I don't know. All right, speaking of that, Paul, I'm actually going to take the Titans. Oh, I like the Titans. They're at home. They're getting three. Oh, but the Falcons got that fucking alien it running back. Yeah, be John Let's go running. Does he run wild this week Paul? Does he run wild like your wife with the credit card at a mall? Did they even do that on Amazon? Is that what they do it now? Yeah, she just runs on Amazon. She runs wild on it. What I thought I liked it. Oh, Jake the snake coming in.

See, our Jonah Hill coming in, Titans will have a backup quarterback. Well, I don't like, thank you, Jake the snake. You know, at least somebody's doing some research here. All right, I'm just going right here in that pole. Look at this, look at this. I'm doing a little dance here. I'm going with my gut. I'm going with my gut here. Uh, I'm going to leave that game because I don't think you're going to fuck with it. I'm going with my god here. I'm gonna leave that game because I don't think you're gonna fuck with it.

I'm going to take the, me, me, me, me, me, me. I'm gonna take the Kansas City Chiefs, laying seven at the Broncos. No, no, they're at home. I just think the Broncos, I don't know, Paul, I don't know what's going on with them, but I just feel like they like the chiefs. This is usually when they start hitting their stride Paul. I haven't watched football in two weeks. I'm not gonna lie. I don't have any reasons. You know what? I like the chiefs uniform. They're pretty. They're lay in seven. They're at home. No, I was Kelsey. Broncos are home. Broncos are home. Oh, I fucked that one up. Oh, I still don't care. Yeah, seven. The point's still seven. Listen, Paul, I'm a broken man. I'm going to just go with the chiefs. Okay. I'm just throwing punches in the dark over here. I haven't watched the last two weeks. Oh, Bill, maybe I'm already watching hockey. I'm watching my

Boston broans. I'm, um, you know, I don't know, I don't know what's up. What's down right now? Bill, you got to look on your face like me and you were having a good 45 minute conversation on the phone after this. Oh, and you know what Paul, it's not going to go anywhere. It's not going to go to it. It's just going to be me venting to you. There's no solution. Uh, there is no solution. There is no solution. There is no solution. It's still nice to talk to a friend. You know what the solution is, Paul? You're garage.

Guess what I did today in the garage? I lifted weights for an hour and then played drums for an hour. Like I was still fucking 18. I feel great. Oh, that's nice. You know what I did? I ordered a dumpster.

I ordered a dumpster from a company. And I put it in my fucking driveway and Do you know me comedians names? I just wanted to say and then so and so showed up at your house Dude we just unloaded I'm cleaning out the garage you remember my garage my garage my house can be a macul My garage looks like people dude. I just let me ask you what it was and what are they doing with the once you put it in the dumpster? Then whenever it's ready and we have all the stuff the stuff It's a rubbish company. It's hilarious But when I was gonna throw it in the ocean when it's trying sell it. They come. No, no, this is stuff you can't sell This is like broken metal. This is like this is like stuff that can't be broken metal from your karate days. Okay. That's right

Paul has back-and-poll head he used to do karate chop demonstration videos. Yeah, I used to. For four years, I knew Paul who's in his bare feet. Like that's how committee was to the martial arts. Okay. Okay. Okay. So, wait, Bill, Andrew was asking me,

you're, you're pick, you're changing your pick, you're not doing the Titans, correct? You are doing the chief. I might do the Titans later on, Paul. You know what I mean? Like that waitress, you have an eye on doubt at the diner, you know, that might happen a little bit later down the road, if things go south, right? I mean, diner?

Diner, fuck you. You know, go to a teddy bar, those chicks are crazy. You Paul, you, the next one, you want a woman that's used to bringing you breakfast. And you know, you know, you know, you do you marry a waitress, Paul. Yeah, you fall in love with her and then you show up to the diner and you look at her, you confess your love to her and you go, this is your last ship. I'm getting you out of here. You're but me. All right. And then what you do is you remodel your house where it looks like a diner, so she feels comfortable. Then you hire a chef and you get what

else little bells, ding, ding, ding. And you scream at her, where's my fucking coffee? Now you don't want to do that. Then she'll own the diner, Paul. All right. Oh, my diner. Oh, my diner. All right. Third pick. For my third picker fall. All right. Oh my diner. Oh my diner. All right. Third pick For my third pick this week. All right. So I got two dogs rare for me. I got two dogs. Paulie's taking points this week

That's what I've been doing too Yeah, for my third pick. I mean they're a bad. This is a bad team You don't hang out with these guys. I think that the commanders are bad. Oh, you mother fucker. I love that pick. I'm gonna take the Eagles. And I think they already had their good game against the Eagles. I thought you were gonna stay away from that. That's a great pick, Paul. I was the you mother fucker. I was going to, but I'm going. I'm watching them and the Eagles aren't playing really great either and the commanders just don't have it. And I think their their coaches on the hot seat. I'm going to take the Eagles as my first favorite this week minus six and a half in Washington.

I thought the commanders were having a better season than people thought. And I also think that they had, you know, if they were going gonna beat the Eagles, it was the last time. It was like, that game was like 35-31. All right. I love that pick. You fucking motherfucker. Well, then you know what? I'm taking the Titans.

Get in tree! In music city. Hey, by the way, everybody in Nashville. Stop saying everybody from LA is moving to Nashville. They aren't. Everybody that moved to LA and then couldn't afford it are now moving. People who are from Los Angeles are staying here. They don't give a fuck about Nashville. All of those people that say this from LA ask them where they are from initially. Thank you. Sorry.

Yo, you're like, you're tight, the tightens to you are like the chargers to me. You just love them You can't you love it. I'd tighten steam. Hey Paul. I love my mother and I love the Titans and they can do no wrong I love Mike Ravel. Oh, dude I know the Titans have a backup quarterback. So I think all the Jake the snakes are gonna be like Hey, you should probably go with the foul. I haven't bet the Falcons all year though. The Falcons have won for me, man. That kid is, they're always in every game. All right, so I got people.

Paul, everybody has a different relationship, you know? The Falcons lost last week. The Falcons won. They won last week. All right, they'll lose this week. All right, I'm gonna stick with the Titans. Paul, remember the Titans. Great movie. Great performance by Denzel. Favorite fight? It's a great porno, too.

Sorry. He goes, he goes, he was talking shit, he was going hard, like in the movie, it was almost like, you know, just like running up and he just goes, I'm a winner, I'm going to win. And he said it arrogantly, and I was like, that's just, I love it. All right, for my fourth and final pick. I wanna see Denzel play a beaten-down man. He did in man on fire. Was that the airplane one?

No, no, that was, because I loved the airplane one where he was struggling with alcohol. Yeah. Just to see him do something because I know we can crush those fucking like that guy just do. When that guy, when was the last time that guy didn't hit one into the seats in a movie. Now he gets all of it. He gets all of it.

No, I gotta be honest with you. As far as like that guy's been making movies since like 87. Yeah, glory. He's been killing for 35 fucking years. Yeah. And every actor has like, you know, they'll, you know, they'll, they'll make a choice and somehow it doesn't, he doesn't have that. He just doesn't have that. No, he's just, he's literally one of the most consistent.

He just doesn't have. No, he's just, he's literally one of the most consistent. Everyone. Well, I'm waiting for him to play that role because he's of that age. He's still in great shape, but he's of the age where, you know, you do a little salt and pepper thing there and like I love when when Prachino was in Donnie, Brasco, and he had that fucking front decote and he didn't have good instincts and everything. It was just fun to see. Yeah, a beaten up kind of a like a goofball.

Yeah. Yeah. I'm calling it, dude. He's going to do that. And he's going to get an even another Oscar. They don't give it to Merrill Strip. What does she have on Hollywood, Paul? I swear to God, she sneezes in a movie. She gets a fucking blockbuster reward. Nobody sneezed like nobody sneezes is like

Merrill Streep. I don't know what to do for my fourth and final pick here. I'm really really confused but here's what I'm gonna do. You want to do Paul? You put your balls on the table. I'm gonna take the cleveland fucking browns gets a c-hawks against sneaky peat getting three and a half wait that line change is to shan what's in coming back no but what happened

cleveland won the last two games with this backup walker kid and the line only change a half a point because of the shan uh... guys is the is. Guys, is the line here? Three and a half? Jake the snake. There he is. Jake, did you just get the class mixture today? I mean, what is in the fucking jerk you wear? And I haven't had that shirt since like the third grade I got a laugh on it Jake. I thought it was stylish No, it is now she look great dude. You got you got your whole life ahead of you don't listen to some old bald orange person Oh, thank you. What do we got Jake?

I'm still at three and a half I'm gonna Every week Cleveland is I keep looking going, wow, Cleveland's good, wow, Cleveland wins, wow, Cleveland's in the game. And I haven't really taken Cleveland. So you know what, I'm gonna take them getting three and a half, I love the half a point. I think the half a point could be the deciding factor

for the win here. And I just don't- Oh, I see what you're doing. What? You were like that hot chick, just standing in in the wings wait until they were making enough money And now you're coming in like hey Cleveland. What are you doing? Conace Seattle this weekend big boy. I see what you little folly little folly fucking little opportunist Can I tell you something every time I go against sneaky peaty bites me do every fucking time I go against them

They like sneaky peed against the backup quarterback I know and every time you say that I get bit But you know what I got to beat sneaky peat once and I hope this is the week I can walk away You know I walked away from I'm done for the season is the Pittsburgh Steelers. I don't know who they are Dude they don't know who they are those bipolar motherfuckers if I take them they get crushed if I bet against them They show up Dude Mike Tomlin. I mean I'm sorry to take a personal

All right. Oh God I have two fucking games Paul that are just fucking bite me in the ass right now I know which one of I know what one of them is what is that you got to be looking at your patriots getting nine and a half I mean that's gotta be one of We already beat the dolphins. That's what I don't like and bill burr. No, we didn't beat the dolphins. We should have beat the dolphins. Bill, you told me when me and you first became friends many moons ago You go a division rival. I don't give a shit and you guys are getting a lot of points There has to be a reason why it's nine and a half when we the bills last week. I'm sure there's some sort of fucking injury. Something's going on.

Somebody just came back. Tyree Kills cousin has just been activated or some shit. Something something's going on down there. I just like to watch the Patriots and you know, I just you know, let me just watch them. I'm gonna probably make a good point though. I'm looking at the 49ers, wow. Laying five and a half and I'm looking at the Ravens, laying eight and a half in Phoenix. He's a big fucking numbers, Paul.

Bill, you can pick into the fire. I mean, you walk, you're a fireman. I mean, look at me, Paul. I look like Fire Marshal Bill. I mean, it's what I do. I mean, why I'm here. Bill looks at a tough game and takes it. Just you're just running into the fire. The fucking Ravens, the Ravens haven't even let up 100 points yet this year. The

Cardinals have a backup quarterback. The Ravens have are just more talented at every level. Kylo Murray's at a stake in shake, right? He's gonna get fat. I have a bet with Paul. One of these seasons he's gonna come and overweight. He just has, it's not about his face. He's in shape, but his face still looks like he's eating donuts.

Yeah, I know what you mean. I think he's young in shape. I don't buy that he's in shape. I'm just stalling here, Paul. Ah, what are you, you health? I forgot the tree tree. Fuck that. I'm not doing it. Because last week they showed up. I'm not doing it. I'm just going to watch the fucking game. Everybody can fuck a...

I'm going to... I hate the 49ers. I don't know. they don't cover they win, but they don't cover. Fuck this. I'm taking the Ravens eight and a half in Arizona. I just fuck myself. God damn it. All right. I'm taking the fuck. He's going. He's gone. That's it. I you know Paul. I don't want to talk about it. Okay. You know, I'm embarrassed by my behavior and I will try and work on that in the future. Does that make you feel better? I'm going to go on YouTube and figure out how to restring these things. I don't know who the cunt was that decided that these magnet fucking things to pull down your curtain. That's why I'm all out of out of phase here, aside from the fact that I don't have any pigment. All right. So I think that those are our those are our picks there. Paul, before we do the Monday night football game, we have to do a segment that I've been wanting to do for a long time.

I tweeted about it is, you know, we're a couple of bald guys, right? A couple of guys just hanging out in our basements doing a podcast. You know, we have hair envy. Yeah, so we have, we have this new segment called first ballot, Hair Hall of Fame. And these are people that you see on TV that just they have the same hair that they had when they were like in the fifth grade. And the first nominee that I have, do you have one in your head? Uh, I think so. All right, I'll let you go first because I was prepared for this. Who do you put in your hair, hollow fame? That that that covers football or just like it has to be

wherever the fuck you want to go, Paul. Who do you got? Like you just look at him as a bald man going, do you not need to understand like how fucking insane it is? It's like, dude, it him as a bald man going do you not need to understand like how fucking insane it is It's like dude it's like a fair way I'll go first I'll go first fucking Teddy bruski you can lose a golf ball And the hairy still has on top of his fucking hair you just sitting there with the fucking club going where is it where is it Teddy bruski I thought you were gonna go Jimmy Johnson. I thought that was your guy. Jimmy Johnson's another one. I'll name two.

Oh, Jimmy Johnson. I mean, Jimmy Johnson is actually more impressive because he like usually if you make it through your 50s, you know, I don't know, even then, every once in a while, you're around just 70s, you can start to fucking lose it. And this guy is in his 70s, I believe, and my God, Paul. What about what's the name? He could play Santa Claus if he fucking grew it out and got a beard. He's just gorgeous. It is.

And it's still shiny. And it looks soft. I mean, it looks so. He's got that rich guy conditioner, you know? Like most old guys with white hair It starts turning yellow and you see their broken dreams and their long fingernails not Jimmy Johnson Jimmy Johnson Is like that he's like he's garaged, you know like that car you love Dude, can I talk about I got to talk about something real quick, okay?

I tried to avoid this topic. I got uncomfortable when you text me about it. Go ahead Dude, it just was it just was a bad visual No, dude. It was I was in Vegas and I wanted to go to the steam room and they said well Do you want a massage because the steam and the sauna come with that and I'm like I'm alright And then they say to me would you like some champagne or a mimosa and then I go yeah, I got happy So then they handed me a fuck it champagne and she they go why don't you you wanted to have you ever or a mimosa? And then I go, yeah, I got happy. So then they handed me a fucking champagne and they go, why don't you, you wanted to have your ever to got a pedicure?

And I was like, no. So they were like, just get a fucking pedicure, dude. So dude. They didn't ask me, let's get a fucking pedicure. They said, would you like a pedicure? Yeah, and I was like, yeah, and I had champagne and I go in with this lady she's been doing it like for me alcohol paul you want to get your toes painted it's fine it's

two thousand twenty three nobody judges in your toe they don't paint your toes they do you know they put a clear thing on it paul there's a paint brush your toes there and that's what they're painting here's what she said she goes why you got really nice feet i was like thank you you know because they're you know they're tan and shit at the west who they dunk your feet in this hot tub for a while And you just soak it like in like a massage water and then they basically give you a massage They polish it. They make sure the nails are good dude. It was it was insane, man Screwed they put this like hard rub on the on your ankle. It was awesome

My feet were brand new when I was done and I was like, dude, I'm doing this shit. I'm doing this shit, dude. The rest of my life, I'm getting petty. Yeah, I'm in, I'm in. Well listen, I'm sure your wife is thrilled. I mean, guys' feet, I mean, they usually look like, you know, you've been fucking dragging it down the street with your car door open.

Actually, the woman said the opposite. The woman who's been doing it like 40 years. She was really nice. She said her husband her husband six nine and everybody says he's Michael Jordan because he looks exactly like him and he signs he like she goes I'm not Michael Jordan and she goes he just like he's in his 60s so that doesn't even add up but he's just like gets tired of it but she was amazing and you know what she said she says women's feet are way worse she says the ratio of men's feet being better she goes the reason why women's feet are way worse. She says, the ratio of men's feet being better, she goes, the reason why women's feet are worse

is because they fucking cram their feet and the shoes that don't fit to lift their butt, to lift their legs, they're all fucking scrunched up in those heels, where she goes, men want more comfort, men wear the right socks, the right sneakers, women just put their shoes put in a fucking thing, and they're uncomfortable all night and it fucks their feet up, I thought that was a-

Hey, Paul, Jack and my ass up got me a free house. I do it too. What's it? I put on a pair of pumps to not have to work. Wow. Women do have that option. That's that's true. You know what time it is right? Oh, who is who your who was your nominee though will do what i want to what i will do one a week we go to the jimmy johnson cuz he's older teddy bruski almost made it so i'll get to the next week jimmy johnson

first balance with air hall of fame and you got to keep you got to keep a list of these all right And there it is everybody sorry oh Oh, I know what a time for let the Monday night special Wait a minute. We won it for you Did we win the Monday night? No, how do you know? Because They didn't cover. Or there was Minnesota one.

No, no, no, no, no, no dude. Oh, that's right. That's right. We had a straight up. We had a money line. Yeah, we had a money line. Sorry, I didn't go there. No, we had cure cousins throwing one, which happened.

We had it. McCaffrey getting one, which happened. And we had them up. You know, Paul, is two out of three one You're something on Monday night. We would kill it if if the Niners money line hits okay Well, you know what we're gonna get on this week bill. I'm sorry. We like this is like the bears losing streak here Like what the fuck are we doing By the way, let's quit dickin around here and make make some people some fucking money. The lions are coming off an embarrassing beating from the Ravens.

The Ravens fucking skunked them last week and they're not happy. They are eight and a half point favorites. Who? Against the Raiders. Now, why is it eight and a half? Is Jimmy G playing? I think he is playing Jimmy G playing. Jay, come on. Let's ask the doctor here. I'm not sure, but I can look it up, but I'm not sure at the moment. They took him off the field. I think he had an injury, but I think he could be questionable.

He could be a game time, whatever. But, are gonna win this game at home after a beating like that They're gonna win it at home But I mean the rate has got like ridiculous wide receivers. They have three glorious Targets they got a great defense. They have that fucking lunatic on defense. Who's that guy that white dude max? That's cross-be. Oh my god. I love that guy That guy plays the game the way when I grew up that's how it was fucking plan I mean he if you put that guy on the raiders in the 70s

He doesn't look like he time traveled. He looks like oh, I'm finally in the decade I should be and I fucking love that guy. Hey, how about this? Let's get can we do this Andrew? Can we get max crossbe one sack for for this week? I think we should take it to be fine i think we should take the fucking raiders eight and a half fucking points i think they got a great the i don't think the lions are as good as everybody says they are i think maybe the win i don't think they're gonna cover

i like the lions max i mean i like the ra Raiders. I like Max Crosby getting a fucking sack and I'd like to get a hair transplant, you know what I mean? That's what I like for Monday night. Jared Doth to throw one. Jared Doth to throw one. I like that. That kid's an animal this year. Let's do that. Let's do Jared Doth to throw one. Max Crosby to get a sack and do you want to just take the Lions with a money line? Max Crosby to get a sack. And do you want to just take the lions with a money line? Max Crosby to get a sack is a pretty big fucking, I mean, they're gonna be key, you know, what's their own line look like over there?

It's good. They have a good offensive line, but that kid's unbelievable, man. That kid got intelligence before we went to Iraq and stay on good. That kid, that kid, we'll get a sandwich. That kid will get a sack. You get a sack. Fuck this, that kid, we'll get a stand right there. That kid'll get a stand.

You get a stand. Fuck this. All right, let's just pull whatever. Okay, we've gotten this far. Let's do, do, which, let's do, let's do Lions Money Line. Forget, let's get these people to win. What, wait, what is the money line?

You just got to pick a letter. I don't know who's gonna win this fucking game. To be honest, I see. All right, if you feel like I like the Raiders getting eight and a half. Let's go Max Crosby gets a fucking sack. Jared got somebody dresses up like fucking Darth Vader's brother in the crowd. Oh, can we do that? Can we do a little? There's gonna be a Darth Vader. You know, a lot of Raider fans are complaining. They don't like Vegas because it doesn't feel like a home game. No, I know

it's because everybody goes to I mean, that's that's great for the franchise because they're going to sell out every game, but they were selling out anyway. Yeah. All right. All right. So we'll do that then. We'll do Monday night special Max Crosby to get a sack. Jared gov to throw a touchdown and we are going to take eight and a half points with the with the Raiders. All right. Yeah, I don't like that over under. Fuck that. I would take the under. I would take the fucking under all day. 45 and a half. I think the under. Do that instead of what? The points. The eight and a half. the points to eight and a half. Now I like that. Okay. The one I was questioning was Max Crosby getting a sack. You don't think you get in there? I think

he's going to get like two or three. That's why I don't like it. It just seems so fucking easy. In case we can't build it that way you want to do an alternate one. Well, we'll swap out the Max Crosby and just add in the under. Yeah, let's take the under. So Raiders the under go off to throw one. If max crossby, we can't build it that way. I like how we're taking Raiders, we're betting on the other guy to throw a touch on it. I know. I'll take the under. Sometimes, I don't even let you build them like that. Well, see what he says. It's a listen, it's our show.

We make the rules. We're above 500. No, they'll do it if they can. I think we're at 500 with my three losses this week. My apologies. No, I'm at 500. We're two above. Are you two games above 500? I'm 15 and 13, yes.

Are you in the eighth grade? What movie? Oh shit. Damn it. Mid'm in night run midnight run. All right. Oh, why didn't I put all my sunglasses? Because I left them at the wedding. Oh man Hey, Paul it happens You know you go to a wedding and a fucking happens. All right. I got to get out of here because I got fucking I gotta do my Thursday bullshit here. All right.

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