Money Rehab with Nicole Lapin - "I love an apartment that's outside my budget. Can I negotiate the price down before signing the lease?" (Listener Intervention)
Episode Date: March 3, 2022Let’s set the scene. You just toured four apartments with a broker. It’s the end of the day and you’re tired. You liked all of the apartments, but weren’t crazy about any of them. Then, your b...roker says: “Actually, there’s just one last apartment I want to show you.” And then, all of a sudden, you’re there. In your dream apartment. There’s just one tiny detail: it’s out of your budget. Sound familiar? That’s what one of our producers Mike is going through now. Today, Nicole helps him make his next move (literally).
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Nicole Lappin.
Today's listener intervention is with our very own producer, Mike Coscarelli.
Mike, welcome to Money Rehab, although you're always here.
So like, what's up? Hi, Nicole. Thank you so much. First time caller, long time listener.
I've been looking for an apartment. I live in New York City. I currently live in Brooklyn.
I live with a bunch of roommates and my plan was to, now that I'm making enough money,
you know, because I mean, we're all rich working on this show. I figured it was time to move out, stop living with roommates, get my own place in New
York City. That's a that's a really that's like a big milestone. And it's pretty hard to be honest,
just based off of price and everything like that. This is such an expensive city to live in that you
have to be making a good amount of money to really take that chance unless you do the
smart thing which is what our other producer morgan did uh and live with uh like a partner
you know but this is a really good next step to getting a partner yeah the upgrade of having your
own space in your own place because yeah i mean for me i don't want to make it you know i don't
want to say anything everybody's choices are their own choices but for me i feel a little bit like a bum living
with three other guys still that's how i feel personally now that doesn't mean that everybody
feels that way and i understand i don't want i'm not coming for anybody that's just how i feel
you're not a bum for doing that but from a a lady perspective, and I'm going home with a dude,
having some other roommates
is less
appealing.
And I do think, frankly,
if you are in a situation where you
find somebody that you begin
to like and hang out with, it is
hard to be
taken seriously
if the reality of your situation is that you still live with a bunch of
guys and you know i think of what i'm in my 30s i think a woman in her 30s when she's dating somebody
wants to see that a guy kind of has a plan to get the hell out of a situation like that
and it's just i don't want to live you know, one of my roommates spends every morning, you know, an hour and a half in the shower. That seems unnecessary. I don't like living with that.
You know, I don't like waking up and wondering if I'm going to be able to brush my teeth before
the sky gets into the bathroom. Because otherwise, I'm gonna have to wait until noon to do it.
I really wanted to stay in Brooklyn. I really love Brooklyn. Ioklyn um i have a car it's it's not really
easy to have a car in manhattan just because of the parking situation and everything uh and queens
is queens i mean you know it's just there's a stigma with living in queens it's just not as
cool as as brooklyn and i'm a cool guy so that's where i want to you are a cool one to be um and i
thought at the price point that i was entered into, that I would be able
to really have my pick of a pretty nice apartment almost anywhere in Brooklyn, just because I
figured that I've never paid even remotely close to this amount of rent that I'm willing to pay.
And I was just wrong, completely wrong. I couldn't be farther from the truth.
And I was just wrong, completely wrong.
I couldn't be farther from the truth.
Currently, there is a it is a it's a market for people that are renting and not for renters.
There's not a lot to rent.
Yeah.
So what have you been spending on rent?
Nine hundred and like fifteen dollars or something on rent.
OK.
Morgan just made a face.
And that's because I live with three other fucking people.
Morgan did not make a face. No, Morgan made a face like, wow, 900 something dollars.
So now you have increased this budget threefold or more?
Yes, I'd say, yeah, a little bit more than threefold.
Baller.
Yeah, our show is very successful, Nicole.
I mean, yes, we're nominated for an Amby, goddammit. That's right. And we're going to win
it. Yeah, we are. Yeah. And you've gone through your own money rehab. Everybody is winning here.
So you're looking for a pad, a sweet solo pad in the city with what? 3,500 as a maximum budget?
As a max.
When I started the search,
I thought that 3,500 was going to get me like a beautiful...
I was like, I'll go to 3,500
if I see a 1,200 square foot apartment
somewhere in like downtown Brooklyn,
where I really thought that that's what that was going to get me.
Because I've just...
I just figured that much fucking money was... That's what you was going to get me because I've just, I just figured that much
fucking money was, that's what you'd get. And so, but now I'm learning that 3,500 is apparently not
even really that much, which sounds insane to me. I told my mom that I was looking at that,
that apartments for that price. And she said it was like a thousand dollars more than her mortgage.
Granted, she lives in New Jersey, which is still expensive,
but it's more smelly and not as fun.
So that's sort of the payoff that you can live a little better
in a place where that's not New York City.
But when you put it in that perspective,
it does seem kind of crazy that you're going to spend
that much money for something in a neighborhood that I've...
These neighborhoods that I've been seeing for, you know,
less than a thousand square feet. It seems a little nuts.
It does seem nuts. So you went out to look for apartments and you then realized that
$3,500 would get you what?
Depending on where in the city, you could get you a two-bedroom,
but it's a two-bedroom that's really a one-bedroom
with this little wall that they just put up.
So it's the same amount of space as just kind of like a normal-sized one-bedroom.
I like my neighborhood right now because there is a neighborhood feel.
I kind of have my normal coffee shops.
I have my normal restaurants. I know people in the neighborhood. Okay, so you found a place that
you can walk to get coffee from. So you said you drafted an email that you were about to send,
and then you pasted it in the text. And then I looked at it and it felt eager and so it had a lot of exclamation points wait did you write that
or did morgan i wrote it but i think because i spent so much time with morgan and read so much
of her writing that that i've i've i've caught exclamation point fever yeah that's that's true
i thought it could have been morgan because you don't even put exclamation points when you're chatting girls up.
So, yeah.
Now, now, like, OK, so you put you put exclamation points.
You're very exclamation point.
Like, hey, I love this place.
Yeah.
And then I took out the exclamation points. I scrubbed them and i was a little more aloof it
wasn't like um this is the only place um i tried to make it say like i'm looking at a lot of places
there's a lot of inventory on there this is not special okay so read me the whole thing you have
it in front of you so we're emailing a woman named Katrina. Hi, Katrina. Thank you for setting up the tour.
I'm looking at a few other similar units today in the area, but I'm interested in seeing what
more we can do to make apartment. I'll keep that blank. The winner. I am ready to move quickly.
I have noticed that there is quite a lot of inventory at the building and that the unit
previously rented for approximately $3,400, which was true.
We did research on that.
If we could come in there with the application fee waived
and the building amenities included,
I could be ready to move forward immediately.
Considering the fact that the Avalon is billed
as a building with views of the Empire State Building,
this is an equitable offer for a third floor unit
that does not offer
what is marketed. Looking forward to continuing the conversation to make this a win-win and a
smooth process for everyone. I am available between time and time today to discuss further.
Regards, Mike. Right. So I wanted you to research how many units in that building were available, because then you're getting into
their psychology of, you know, them needing to get to their quotas or whatever they have as a bigger
building and a bigger company or management system. And also that you should not come across
as thirsty and put out a negotiating offer because a negotiation is a give take give
take dance and so if you know you say that you want your application fee wage which was like
what 20 bucks or something like that i looked at the website and the amenities i mean that was a
throwaway thing they are going to feel good if they can cross something out, if they can be like, okay, well, definitely no on this. We'll see what we can do
on this. So when you go in with something that you don't really want and you hope that they're
going to cross that out, that actually is what happened. They're like, we can't move on this,
which is what I was expecting because they're a corporate-y type operation. You're not dealing
with some dude who's renting out
his apartment. And so they said, we can't do anything on that because they're rules follower
type people. But they didn't respond to the 3400, which was where it rented before. So you didn't
just pull that number out of your ass. It was what you researched the apartment had already gone for.
That's right.
what you researched the apartment had already gone for that's right and then i told you not to put in the um longer lease negotiating chip because you could use that later on so the latest is that you
called which i told you to do this weekend but you have shit to do dates to go on and things like this yes so it wasn't in the top of the priority list
fine um but you then ultimately called and you what asked for a manager yes and they just said
put an application in and um but that price is the price did you put the application no because
it's not i can't afford these apartments now and I'm also just kind of soured by this experience.
And it's making me not as excited.
Wait, you can't afford the third floor one?
The third floor one was the one I liked.
Right.
So what's the problem?
Yeah, it was over my budget originally.
That's why I was trying to negotiate it down into my budget.
Because I was willing to hit the top of my budget for that
because it was like 700 and something square feet.
It was pretty big.
So, but you need to put the application in, dude,
because they're not going to negotiate with you
before they know you're qualified.
Is that what it comes down to?
I have to put the application in and see?
Yeah, because they have to run a credit check
and stuff like that.
So they can't negotiate before they know if you're qualified to even move in.
So you should have put the application in.
I didn't know I was supposed to do that.
Do that like ASAP.
What do you mean?
I thought that you like I thought I didn't want to put the application in for that price
because then I thought that that would be the price.
No, they need to verify that you can afford it first if i'm a landlord i'm not going to negotiate with
any schmo off the street i want to make sure that you have money yeah that does seem to make sense
get your fucking application in mike okay
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did you apply i did apply uh i got approved yay but um part of the issue was that they have this sliding price scale
which i've talked to a handful of people now nobody's ever seen something like this before
but when i saw the apartment that i wanted it was listed at 3600 for the month per month
um which was a little above my price range.
That's the whole conversation that we've been having.
And the whole reason why it felt necessary to try to negotiate a little bit of that off the price.
And after I had selected that I wanted a March 1st move-in date,
after having seen the apartment a week and a half prior
to putting the application in.
The price went up
$200
a month for the apartment.
So it went from $3,600 to
$3,800 in less than two weeks.
That's
why?
That's just the way their scale is the for whatever reason their system
is in this building i won't i won't name names in new york city but a building in long island city
in queens in new york has a scale that it's just every single day the price increases
a little bit whether it's 35 or whatever so by the price increases a little bit, whether it's $35 or whatever.
So by the time it got to the application being approved,
it got raised to $3,800,
which obviously I could not afford.
So wait, wait, wait.
The scale, is it also depending on
what day you choose to move in?
It is, but it's obviously more expensive.
Basically, if you make the choice to move in tomorrow,
you get it for the list price.
Did you ask them what the scoop on that is?
Yep. They couldn't give me an answer.
I tried to ask them because I asked the woman on the phone.
I called them. I did everything.
I emailed them. I called them.
I finally got somebody on the phone once the application was approved and was in.
So once I got approved for it,
I basically said, guys, so this price obviously can't be the price, right? Because I saw it at
$36 and now it's at $38. And she's like, yeah, no, no, that's the price. Because you wanted a
move-in date of March 1st. And I was like, so what? If I don't take this apartment and it just stays on the market,
this apartment is going to be $4,200 for this apartment. You're going to raise it
almost $1,000 in a month. That doesn't seem to make any sense.
And the woman was just like, I don't know. I'm just new to this building. I don't really know.
She gave me some bullshit stutter answer. I really did think this was a tactic for them
to open a conversation. I really thought think this was a tactic for them to open a conversation.
I really thought that when I hung up the phone, she was just going to go,
Alright, so this guy's approved. He can be in the building. Can we talk about...
And I thought I was going to get a call from somebody in the leasing office that's like,
Hey, Mike, we just talked to so-and-so. We want you in the building. You're approved already.
What can we do to make this work?
And they just didn't. So I just pulled out of it. So I just started looking for more apartments.
And now I have an application in another building next to it.
I found an apartment that I liked. This broker showed me around. It was $3,700. I told him that I had another apartment that I liked
just as much. But I liked that apartment. And I was willing to put an application in.
But I wasn't willing to spend more than $3,600. And also, they have a couple of their amenities
in this building because it's one of those high-rise buildings. There's a couple of amenities
that are still under construction. They're redoing the pool.
They're redoing their locker rooms or whatever. So I also said that I needed to have the amenities
waived, which is another $50 a month. And then what happened?
He said the building probably wasn't going to do $3,600 for the apartment. So what he said was he
was going to give me a $1,200 rebate. He was basically going
to write me a check for $1,200 to take the apartment at 37. So it would even out.
Where are, where's your head now? You want this other apartment for 3,600, which was your
budget. And then ultimately like somehow you're getting it at 3,600.
Um, so is there a problem now?
I make enough money to cover the rent or 40 times the rent,
whatever the stupid metric is.
I can cover it between working on this show and the other iHeart shows that I work on
and all these other projects.
But I don't have a lot of tax information that backs that up
because a lot of this work that I started getting didn't start until probably halfway through
last year. I've given them pay stubs and copies of invoices and stuff like that.
They want... It's just a major hoop to jump through to get freelance income approved,
it seems like. They want me to get a CPA letter. I don't even have a CPA.
Why don't you have a CPA? I mean, I have a guy that has done my taxes.
I have a guy in Jersey. Of course you do. You're Mike Coscarelli. You're a guy for everything.
Mike Coscarelli. You're a guy for everything.
No, I have... So a friend of mine who... One of my first freelance gigs was in 2018, but I didn't freelance for long. I probably freelanced for a couple of months. And then
the company that I was working with made me full-time. So there was a couple of months
of income that I had to figure out what I owed in taxes.
He helped me do that.
And he has done my taxes for me,
I think the last three years.
But they've been...
For the most part, I've just worked at a company and they send me a tax return.
And then they're not difficult.
This is the first step for me where as a producer,
I've gone out on my own
as opposed to like had a salaried job.
And I didn't, there's things that I have planned
for the next year that are obviously going to require
a real accountant or CPA that can help me get set up,
setting up an LLC, setting up.
That's on my slab.
I just didn't think that I was going
to need all that stuff to get an apartment. This has been the moral of a lot of our
interventions. Not that this is a classic intervention of sorts, but usually it's not
the thing that we start talking about. It's something else that's the issue. And I think
the issue has come to the forefront that you might not have been expecting, but is the real issue we should be talking about and addressing.
And this rent debutante ball that you've done around Long Island City has catalyzed it, has pushed it to the forefront. Importantly so, because, you know,
thankfully, it's just dealing with the rents with these, you know, whatever built corporate
buildings. That is not as much of an issue as, let's say, an audit or some other, you know, like I just got a super lovely bill from the New York Labor Department for some fucking form or something or other.
It's really annoying to set up all the things that you need for various entities and keep up with that.
If you're going to do that this year, like, let's do that right now.
And yes, get a CPA.
And yes, either get a LLC or an S-corp and get that situated so that it doesn't cause
you greater issues in the future. You know, worst case
scenario here, if we fast forward the videotape, is that you stay with your roomies, which is,
I know, granted, high class problems. You still have a roof over your head, all the things,
you know, fast forward a videotape. If you get into some other financial shit, less funsies.
So I think that if you are comfortable with this building and you can prepay, that's a way that I see getting around it.
And by the way, if you didn't have this wake up call, then you would probably
have procrastinated more. So I'm glad you had this wake up call. And so I think that all of this
is ultimately going to put a little pep in your step to get it together and get it all.
For today's tip, you can take straight to the bank.
Mike, what did you learn today?
What did I learn today?
I learned that waiting to the very last minute to find a CPA to write you a note to get an apartment is a really bad idea.
I got to get my shit together, man.
Money Rehab is a production of iHeartRadio your host nicole lappin our producers are morgan
lavoie and mike coscarelli executive producers are nikki etor and will pearson our mascots are
penny and mimsy huge thanks to og money rehab team michelle lands for her development work
katherine law for her production and writing magic,
and Brandon Dickert for his editing, engineering, and sound design. And as always, thanks to you
for finally investing in yourself so that you can get it together and get it all.