Moore Style - The Lighter Side of Sexual Mishaps

Episode Date: March 7, 2024

Has a sexual mishap happened to you? In this episode, I am sharing 10 lighter sexual mishaps to show you that sex happens, life happens, and sometimes we just need to laugh it off! If you’ve ever said the wrong name during sex, tried to explore something new sexually and it wasn’t what you thought, or were interrupted during sex - you’re going to relate to these mishaps.  Tune into this fun episode and make sure to leave a 5-star review and share what you thought about these mishaps with me over on Instagram @celestemooreimage. In this week’s episode we discuss: [02:20] What is the most common sexual mishap? [03:26] Sex injuries in certain positions [04:27] The funniest interruption during sex [05:29] Saying the wrong name during sex [06:21] Condom mishaps [07:26] Mood killer during sex [07:59] Losing something vaginally [09:04] Sex myth [09:48] Sex experiment gone wrong [10:36] Laugh induced sex mishap

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finding a significant other, securing a life partner, or simply regaining your dating confidence. We're here with you twice a week to explore the viewpoints and challenges in today's dating arena that resonate with every man seeking dating success and love. So let's dive into today's episode. We've got an exciting discussion lined up for you. Get ready for the double D's of dating where dating dilemmas turn into dating triumphs. welcome everybody to another episode of the down and dirty podcast as always i'm your host celeste moore and today we're going to talk about pen sexual mishap Woo! I love to talk about sex because it's still taboo. It's still naughty. It's still

not okay. And I want to take this a little bit on the lighter side today. So we're going to talk about things that have a little bit sensitivity around it. So not all of them, but hey, sex happens life happens and sometimes you just have to laugh so I put together 10 often asked questions from clients of mine and I wanted to read them off to you and my answers to them because I think it's very important to like I said sometimes we just have to laugh things off all right question one what's the most common sexual mishap people are embarrassed to talk about bodily functions and things that come out of your body nobody wants to talk about it they're embarrassing and it can be overwhelming remember it's just a normal part of being human who has not been with

someone who has farted or squirted or if you're gonna go and do anal just know it could get messy so if you're the squeamish type then there's a lot of books to figure out ways so that these things hopefully don't happen but it happens just let it go don't let it ruin the moment because you could figure that out afterwards. It's normal. We're human. There's things that come out of our body that probably you don't want your other significant other or sexual partner to hear or melt even, but you know, we're human. So let it go. Okay. I've had a client who has asked if there's ever, have I ever heard of a sex injury that made them think twice about crying in position yes someone has tried something an act a way of standing up and trying to have intercourse

with their girlfriend and has injured themselves they pulled a hamstring because they were trying to recreate a pornography well it's a movie for a reason and so nine times out of ten whatever they're doing doesn't feel good. The positions don't feel good. It is camera worthy and beautiful on camera. But please don't try some of these at home, especially guys, when we're starting to get older, you can really hurt yourself. So play it safe. Don't try these crazy text positions just because this looks really fun or really cool. Okay. I mean, have fun, but don't hurt yourself. number three what's the funniest interruption that happened to you or someone during sex kid you not my client not a pet parrot mimicked them having sex moaning during sex and killed

the moment it turned that intimate moment into a comedy show and you know pets have impeccable timing so I have never heard of a bird mimicking sex sounds although my aunt had many many parrots of birds I don't even remember the type of birds and he used to answer the door if someone would knock on her door answer the door in her voice and say and do cv wonder and all that amazing stuff so yeah funny funny so again you've got to laugh at some of these things this is the lighter side of mishaps that can happen when you're getting intimate with your lover the next question is have you ever had a moment where the wrong name lit out okay I have definitely done that myself okay I'm gonna tell myself definitely done that I have also heard of many

people that do that and have done that it's a mix-up it can happen to the best of us usually met with the other person like what what or maybe they missed it which was even better but like when I said I was horrified but I was like oh maybe they didn't hear me they heard me but that's okay honesty is the best sense of humor and you can solve it's a situation life happens shit we are not perfect so if dawn came out of your mouth when you were having sex with joe oh well okay another story is what a condom mishap that both cautionary tale and a bit humorous okay here we go someone was trying to use reuse not use reuse a condom by washing the semen out this was not my personal experience rinsing it out and then using it again like oh my god this is like

the biggest no-no where you cannot reuse a condom this is like you need to learn safe sex that is not safe sex okay oh my god and learn how to use a condom one per entry when you when you out i don't care if it's for 10 minutes take it off go buy a lot of condoms if you're gonna have sex multiple times even in one evening we don't want any children coming out of that you know situation and or stds so be safe guys like brush up on that sex education okay the most unexpected thing to cause a mood killer during sex all right this was a client who had a sexy playlist and from it went from romantic to turn to like some heavy metal iron maiden so it shows that like you're reading your sex playlist matters it should be your sex playlist keep all of that

craziness out you want you don't want to kill the mood and that's one way to kill the mood i mean one way the next one is has there ever been anything that you've lost that condom some type of contraception maybe something you put up there that shouldn't be put up there and or you lot or you forgot if you put something in there talking to women who inserted tampons inserted penises inserted you know other things to protect ourselves from pregnancy and stds there was a couple did you not you panicked for an hour searching it they ended up going to the emergency room thinking that they had lost the condom in her only to find out it wasn't in her afterthought it was in the sheets so turned out to be a lesson to check the sheets first although i have stories that i don't

know if I'm going to share on here, but be careful of what you stick in yourself vaginally and remember to take it out because it can get serious and become really nasty. Is there a sex myth to an embarrassing moment for someone that you know? Yes. The myth is that you can't get pregnant the first time you have sex. Bullshit. A friend of mine learned the hard way. Little did she know that pulling out is not a form of contraception so sex education people brush up on it you can't reuse condoms you can't do the pull-out method and not expected to have sex and you know women ovulate different times of the month and sometimes it's not always consistent so you don't want a baby and you don't want std make sure you wear a condom and you are

touching yourself number nine what's a sex experiment gone hilariously wrong well it wasn't really so much a sex experiment but trying something new making and creating like using this edible chocolate and trying to make like a sexy thing you know you see all these movies and videos like let's put whipped cream let's put this chocolate sauce i'm gonna eat it off of you well it just ended up being like the stickiest grossest mess and you know culinary ambitions were not quite aligning with practical outcomes so just fyi maybe just a little like less is more in this situation if you want to try something edible just give a little bit you don't need a you don't need a whole jar of chocolate last question have you or someone you know ever had

a laugh induced sex mishap well clearly i've laughed so hard i've snorted and my friend and my need her partner in the hoorah and his junk and that completely uh killed the mood so it can be a mood killer but also laughing brings us closer to our partners to our lovers nothing in life is perfect i want you guys to remember that there's no perfect anything in sexcapades mishaps can happen so just be prepared to roll with it when you make things a bigger deal than they are and you take it seriously that's a that's really the mood killer that laughing it's not you know snorting it's not you know farting yes nobody wants to fart in front of their partner but like that's the light part of it okay i want to promote healthy

dialogue around sex by acknowledging that it's awkward and unpredictable and ultimately we are human and things happen so i want you guys to learn from and laugh about the universal experiences that connect us all. We're human. That's a beautiful thing. So thanks for listening today. I appreciate all the love. People, the new on here, every episode that's solo is a little bit different. Today, I wanted to talk about the top 10 sexual mishaps that I've had the blessing to have my clients write in and be okay with these questions. And to everybody out there, start and keep exploring the dating world. Keep learning from each other and loving each other. And until next time, I'll see you guys later. Bye.

on today's episode, let's stay connected. You can find me on Instagram at Celeste Moore Image, and I'd love to hear your thoughts on today's discussion. For all the links, resources, and additional information mentioned in this episode, check out the show notes on my website, CelesteMoore.com. That's all for now, but stay tuned for our next episode, where we'll dive into more exciting topics. Until then, see you next time, friends. Thank you.