Morbid - A Morbid Hang with Rainn Wilson as Terry Carnation from Dark Air with Terry Carnation

Episode Date: March 12, 2021

In this special bonus episode, Alaina & Ash had the magical privilege to sit down with the paramour of the paranormal, Terry Carnation. You can catch him providing terrifying true tales on Radio Rental and in his upcoming podcast Dark Air with Terry Carnation, where he will be taking calls from spooky storytellers all around the globe. Make sure you tune in to Dark Air with Terry Carnation on April 1, 2021, everywhere you listen to podcasts.  Also, doesn't he sound a little like Rainn Wilson? ;-) See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Hey weirdos, I'm Ash and I'm Alena. I'm Terry Carnation, Paramore of the Paranormal. Ooh, hello. In case you didn't know, this is morbid. But this is a very special morbid. This isn't like any other morbid you've heard. It's an immersive experience, if you will. Yes, I think. Yeah, I think so because today we have someone very special on.

I'd just like to introduce them real quick as Beloved AM Radiohost, Provocator, World Traveler, owner of a great set of games, Bomb Viva, and Philosopher of the Paranormal. You guys know who we're talking about. Terry Carnation. Thank you so much for coming to the show today. More but ladies, I thank you so much. I thank you

from the bottom of my heart of my sick, dark, twisted little heart. Thank you for having me on your, on your little show. We love that heart of yours. You fit right in. You do. We have those same exact hearts. It is our honor. It is here. Excellent. Good to be here. Good to be here. Just in case any cat or anything pops in,

I might cat's like sometimes join the Zoom with us. But I wanted to know, is Malachi with you? Malachi is not here. Unfortunately, I needed to. We love Malachi. It were big fans of Malachi is not here. Unfortunately, I needed to... We love Malachi. It were big fans of Malachi. He's very special, but he was... Well, frankly, Malachi has become possessed and was frenetically and frantically attacking me.

You know, it was only a matter of time. It truly was. I'd scratch us up and down my back, so I had to leave them with my Aunt Connie. Was here Aunt Connie? We have questions about Connie. We'll get to that. Yeah, we're gonna get to Aunt Connie.

Okay, excellent, excellent. We've got all the time in the world. We're gonna need it for Aunt Connie, I think. Yes. Well, I know you that most people around the globe are massive fans of Terry Carnation. Well, yes. Of course, obviously. I'm not gonna lie. And you shouldn't. You should never lie here. And many people are fans of your AM radio show Dark Air with Terry Carnation. But for the very few people who have found themselves

Living under a rock, you know just completely out of touch. Can you maybe tell them what we can expect from dark air with Terry Carnation? Well, certainly so As you know, I had to leave the air waves of for several years. I went through my own dark air, so to speak. As we all do. We do, we do, don't we? We do, don't we? Personal travails, some mental health is very much

in the headlines these days. I had my own mental health epidemic in my head. And endemic. So I needed to leave the airwaves for a while. I'm making my triumphant return. mental health epidemic in my head. And in the pandemic. So I needed to leave the airwaves for a while. I'm making my triumphant return. So this podcast, if you will, this show documents my return to the airwaves as well as chronicles. The actual show itself, dark air with Terry Carnation, where I take callers from all over the globe who are calling in with their questions, issues, concerns about all things paranormal.

We love that. That is right up our alley. That is. And I also love that you've like come over to like somewhat of a streaming kind of situation. Because I know you have like a difficult relationship with like streaming and all that, which I'm for Like I'm with you on it like I love a The H.S. School. I'm old school more but ladies. I like I'm building with a big triangular tower Beaming out radio waves are I'm talking and those radio waves are going out into people's homes That's I know I'm kind of old school in that way, but I love it. You're speaking a language. You are. I get you. Do you own one of these new cellular phones with the SMS texting capabilities? I do, but I can tell you that I don't always

know how to work it. Sometimes I miss T9. Yeah. I don't know what that was. I was gonna say that was T9 is old texting even before SMS T9 oh Is that where you spell out the ABC a a b b c c c? K L M N O J K L just for L. Well, that's what I'm doing. I'm doing T9 texting. I did not know that okay There you go. Look at that. You're a new. Hello, well. Hello, well. I love that. Hello, well indeed. And you know what? We are we're massive fans ourselves of your radio show. We're massive fans of radio rental. In fact, my husband, John, is also a massive fan of all your work, Terry. He actually he I think he would request a lock of your hair

if you're still getting away. Sure, I'm getting away. His birthday is coming up. So we can totally arrange that afterwards, but just had to put it out there. What kind of hair are we talking? You know what, I'm going to go with the one on the head. Okay.

I think it is beautiful. And that's what I can see. So I'm assuming that's what he would want. You have a lovely beach wave look going on. Yes, I do. I work on my quaff quite assiduously. But recently, I have discovered that there is a great deal of hair growing at the base of my spine,

oddly enough. And I believe it's where I had a prehensile tail at one point in time. Or perhaps some some earlier carnation had a tail stub. Who knows? Well, you know what? Then I'm going to request some of that hair. Yeah, we're going to need that for scientific purposes. If you're willing to part with it.

Prehens out hellstub hair? Certainly. Oh, I appreciate that you love it. Can be arranged for a price. Oh, I'm for it. To get that, I'll do it. Anyway, I interrupted your flow, please. Oh, don't worry. So we were huge fans.

So we love to live by a couple of your quotes, and I just felt like you should know. Because one of the ones that I love the most was listen to your heart like an ambitious cardiologist. You live by that one, I do. And I live by the follow your dreams like a benevolent stalker. That's more my speed. It's very her vibe. So we just wanted to thank you for like putting that into our world. Oh, you're welcome. And these are the kind of things that I think people can look forward to when you for like putting that into our world. Oh, you're welcome.

And these are the kind of things that I think people can look forward to when you listen to Terry Carnation. Yeah, encouraging words with Terry. Yeah, you should make that a segment. That might be a segment that might be its own show. I like that. A spin-off. I think it would be great. I think it would be great. Yes, where he just gives self-help advice.

Yeah, there you go. I think that would be great. I could be on Oprah. Ooh, that's the dream. I would love that. So I see it. I have, from my show Dark Air, I have a handful of calls. If people were not familiar with the show,

I could play one of these calls for them, right here, right now, so you can, can well I hate to say it hear the master at work. I can't wish for anything more. I would love that. Exactly. And I think it would be great for people to see exactly what they can hear. Like you said see the master at work. So we have some choices of calls that I've brought with me a little sampling a little soul, so to speak. I have a call from a gentleman who believes that the horn section of the band Chicago are actually international hitmen. I have a call from a young woman whose dog, whose rot wiler has become possessed and on the

air, the rot wiler has become possessed and on the air like that rot wiler becomes possessed I have a call from a man who is omnisexual and is quite open to sexuality with big foot okay I feel like that's the winner and then there's and then there's a call from a woman There's a there's a young man who's He's entered it seems to as he's entered into a relationship with a a ghost that is in his house There's an older man who has discovered aliens But he has a problem with their nudity. Oh, okay. I think we should be picked too. Do you think that's possible?

Okay, we should do the ghost in the house and the alien nudity. Oh, like the relationship with the ghost. The relationship with the ghost and alien nudity. Do you think so too? I was definitely leaning towards those ones. Yeah, Terry, do you feel the same? Let's try it. Great. All right. Let newly-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do- I think there's a woman living in my house. You're saying that you've got a woman living in your house? Yeah, like a spirit of a woman, maybe. So not an actual, it's not a roommate. It's not a wife. I started to feel that way, but a lot of opinions. How do you know about her opinions?

Does she talk to you about them or write them down on a notepad or how does that work? No, like the other day I sat down and I hated bull cereal. And then I live alone, by the way. And I got up and I poured another bull cereal and I heard a long sigh. Like very passive-aggressive, like... But she didn't like that brand of cereal. Hmm. Like very passive aggressive like... Like she didn't like that brand of cereal. No, I think she has problems with me getting weight.

Oh, yeah. She has an issue with your carb intake is... Well, the other day I went in the fridge again, I had a correct absurd beer, and how I heard it was up really. Wow. I feel like I'm in a relationship and I don't quite know what to do. Well, maybe you need to talk to her about whatever is happening with you and her and food. It seems a little bit of kind of some passive aggressive triangulation there. It's not just food. Like when I'm doing the dishes or cleaning the

hard. I do this thing on YouTube where I do some sit-ups. I feel a positive energy in the room like she's agreeing with what I'm doing. Well, are you interested in this in this spirit or is me. It's okay, Darryl. It's been quite a while since then, but in relation to that, I really know what I'm doing. You know what I mean? Yeah.

Okay, well, here's my advice to you. First of all, let's cut down on the carbs. Okay, let's put the beer aside. Maybe at least move to a light beer. There's that certain brand of beer. That's like a low carb, Michelobe maybe just switch over to that I mean that's discussing the taste like water okay does she have a name do you do you know do you call her name do you have a

I've got a shower and um... nirac has been written in the mirror, so I think that's garen. Nirac, oh. Nirac is nirac. Of course, oh, excellent, Karen, okay. So, you know, I think if you're willing to make some sacrifices for Karen from nirac, the least you can do is switch to the amicolobe low carb protein beer. Sorry, are you ready to make the move? You and Karen, are you ready to to commit? Well it's either the other move and I don't feel like moving. Well there the lights back on? I gotta go.

Well, it seems like you were very helpful for Darryl. Well, I think that love was in the air and we don't know where love is gonna come from. And for Darryl, it came in the form of a spectral spirit. It felt like love, too. She was just trying to get him in shape. Yeah, I was gonna say she wanted the best for him, it seemed. She wants him to not have heart disease or diabetes. Hello, thank you very much. What's wrong with that? Exactly. I think, you know what? Karen's got a bad name, but this one didn't, didn't do it so bad. That's why she changed it to Nera. One Karen has satisfies. Yes, one Karen we can get behind. That was a very successful call.

So now there's a very odd older gentleman now who has a problem with aliens. Let's hear what he has to say when he called into my show the other night. I'm excited for this one. Let's hear it. Collar, you're on the air all the way from Australia. I'm Terry Howie, you're on the first time call at my name's Brian. Hello Brian, welcome, welcome to Dark Air. To bring another shrimp on the barby mate. Yeah, we don't laugh at that a lot, Harry. Because we call them prawns, and we don't actually find that very funny, but, you know,

you go ahead and have a good laugh. Throw another prawn on the barbie, mate. I'm Crocodile Dundee! You call that a knife. Fish is a knife! Well, sorry, Brian, go ahead. So, I've had many encounters of a Personal kind with beings from another universe

Beings from another universe are you speaking about alien encounters? Indeed I am I am I am a Terry. Yes. I am first of all I'm fascinated. What did they look like? How did they travel? How did you meet them? Well, they came off flying sources, obviously, and they would arrive. I would generally be on my own out there in the desert, and they would come out and make contact with me, but I don't go out there anymore. If once it's dark, I keep the lights out. I don't want any more to do with these beings. Do tell. Did something go down, so to speak? Well, there's two things. First of all, you'd think for a species that have learned to travel across space, they could at least learn

how to speak English. They've landed in an English-speaking country. Is that too much to ask? The second thing is for a species that's clearly evolved, you would think they would go to the travel to where clothes. No, they never wear clothing. They're essentially naked. They're naked beings. It's offensive. It's offensive.

I hear you. These aliens should have learned English and they should have bothered to put on some clothing. Now, what can you describe them? Could you see their genitalia? Was there something offensive about their nakedness? As fast genitalia goes, I chose not to look. You never know what's going to happen out there. With an unclosed alien, you could be subject to all kinds of horrible things. And I don't care to go out there anymore now. So do me.

Brian, were you ever probed? I'm okay. I'm talking about a matter of fact. Sorry. Oh, I think we've hit a nerve here. I up for me for one I do not understand the alien obsession with the human a-ness. I might have to guess, a matter of fact, you deep really, if the human upset me a little bit there. Brian, I'm so sorry, it sounds like you've got a lot to process there. I highly recommend you calling my therapist, Dr. Norman Kestin,

to process some of these residual emotions from what obviously was a stunningly deep anal probe. Thank you, sorry. was a stunningly deep anal probe. I can't see it. Well, you know, that was a different kind of call. A couple things here. One, he definitely got probed. I think we should all...

We've talked about that on our show before. Yeah, he just been cruel. Yes, he did. Well, it's interesting because you were talking about uplifting thoughts with Terry Carnation, and I was able to act as kind of a de facto trauma therapist for Brian. You truly were. Obviously had some unwanted unwarranted sexual exploration happen to his nether bits and

that that prompted his distaste and dislike for an entire alien species. No, that's not fair. That's not fair at all. No way. See, you're doing big things here with dark air. I think you're going to help a lot of people. You are.

I might even call in with some of my problems. We have Dr. Lizzie, who answers people's issues on the air. We also have a pet psychic on the same radio station but perhaps Terry Carnation needs to fill in in the self-help realm I think you do your multitasker if nothing at all I think you have an act for it we've all learned that well here's what I like the word morbid is very scary it's very dark and you're you were said so chipper and delightful you to thank you thank you so, it's very dark. And you were so chipper and delightful, you two.

Thank you. Thank you so much. It's cousin view. You caught us on a good day. You're as well. It's been delightful speaking with you. And I hope you'll tune into dark air when it drops on April 1st and all the podcast stores.

I don't know what you do. I assume you download the podcast. They burn it onto it onto a CD. Exactly. That's what you do. You do a CD player or put that onto a cassette and listen to it that way on your walkman. I'm not exactly sure, but April 1st, it's available. I hope you'll be there on the first day. April 1st, be there, guys. Be there. We're gonna be there or get probed. Everybody needs to be there.

Oh, you're good. And you know what? Hopefully we'll see another project from you soon, like the haunting of Emily's hair. Maybe that will come to fruition. You never know. We'd love to get on board with that. We have an episode about the haunting of Emily's hair. Yes, Terry Carnation's horror film. I wrote a horror script and there's been frankly a lot of interest. Well, consider this interest.

Very interesting. Ridley Scott's cousin's receptionist was very intrigued. Ooh. So we have competition is what you're telling us. I was gonna say. We want to jump in line. We have a video camera, we have thoughts, we like weird stuff. Money talks, bullshit walks, ladies. You know what?

I couldn't have said it better myself. We'll come to an agreement. We'll send our people to talk to your people. We'll figure it out. Excellent. But you know what, Terry, you have been amazing. You are amazing. And I'm glad that if anybody who was listening didn't know who you were, that now they do. They do. We could bring you into their lives. And you too, like me, are open to all possibilities. That's right. Absolutely.

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