Morbid - Catherine & David Birnie Part 1
Episode Date: May 8, 2021David and Catherine Birnie were twelve when they met, each coming from tough home lives. Over the years they couldn’t fight their connection, and eventually became two of the worst humans walking th...e planet. Together they abducted, raped and killed young women across Australia without a thought. In part 1 Alaina will give us a little insight into their lives before and during their relationship and cover the first two murders. Stay tuned for part two. Sources: Psycho Girl: The True Story of Catherine Birnie Sexual Deviants by Serene Makepeace David Birnie's daughter speaks As always, thank you to our sponsors: Firstleaf: Save time, money, and stress with Firstleaf – the wine club designed with you in mind! Join today and you’ll get 6 bottles of wine for $29.95 and free shipping! Caviar: Just for our listeners, Caviar is offering $10 off an order of $20 or more. All you have to do is put in the offer code MORBID2021 at checkout Candid Co: Right now, you can save seventy-five dollars on Candid’s starter kit!! Go to CandidCO.com/morbid and use code morbid Stamps: Just go to Stamps.com and enter code MORBID to get a special offer that includes a 4-week trial PLUS free postage and a digital scale! Cowritten by Alaina Urquhart, Ash Kelley & Dave White (Since 10/2022)Produced & Edited by Mikie Sirois (Since 2023)Research by Dave White (Since 10/2022), Alaina Urquhart & Ash KelleyListener Correspondence & Collaboration by Debra LallyListener Tale Video Edited by Aidan McElman (Since 6/2025) Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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Hey, weirdos, I'm Ash. And I'm Elena. And this is morbid. It's morbid in the morning again. The AM Sessions. We are here and I am a cyclops right now. Yeah, it's a look. In case you don't know what I'm talking about. I don't know if anybody remembers a couple years ago if you've listened to this podcast. My oldest, when they were like two years old, accidentally poked my eye and like truly demolished my eyes.
eye did some damage like did some real damage and like almost had to have surgery on my eye it was real
bad and that healed without surgery luckily and then or did it you know three years later my youngest
comes along and last night decided to dive bomb on top of me with her talons out and stuck her finger
so hard into my eye that it looped around my eyeball and almost just like I don't want to talk
about it anymore she almost just like popped it right out of my head.
So I look like I got in like a prize fight.
You know what I'll tell you though?
It's starting to look better.
I hope so.
It is.
And you can see like a scratch on my, on the sclera.
It's also very, very swollen.
It's definitely swollen.
I look like I got hit in the eye.
So that was a fun night of sleep, of like not sleeping.
Because every time I close my eye, I can feel it like tearing around my eyelid.
Yeah, so that's a lot of fun.
But we're going to do this today either way.
Yeah.
I mean, I got my second shot of.
Moderna yesterday and I like also didn't sleep last night. I was like sore as hell. But get the
shot. But yeah, definitely. I mean it's very much worth it. I can't wait to go out to eat.
But yeah, so I think that's all that's new with us. Really good news. So what's new with us is we
both feel like shit. But here we are. But yeah, I don't think there's any new news. There's been
some like movement in the Delphi, the, you know, down the hill in the Delphi case. Liberty
and Abby and I don't want to go too far into it because I think Libby's sister is like let's wait
and see how this plays out. Yeah, I've seen that on Twitter. But I know a lot of people have asked about it.
We're going to just, we're going to like wait, see how it plays out. Yeah. Because so far there's
no new suspects. So we don't want to like throw anything out there. But just answer the people that
are like, oh, what's going on here? We see it. We're like watching it. We will let you know
when we think it's time to like talk about it. Yeah. But I think other than that, there's really not much
going on. So this is going to be part one of a two-part series of which you are getting the two parts
boom boom. Bing bang. Right at the same time. Hey-oh. So that's our gift to you. You don't even have to wait.
Yeah, happy Mother's Day weekend. You're all our moms, I guess. You are all our moms, each and every one of you.
Even though some of you call us, mom. So we're going to call you mom right back. Mom. There you go.
Hey, mom. So this is our gift to you moms. Yeah. All of you. And especially all our Australian moms.
Because this is another Australian case.
You know I love the land down under.
I come from a land down under.
Now, this is a really bad one.
I just want to like throw it right out there right in the beginning.
This is gnarly.
It's really rough.
There is rape involved.
These people are just terrible people all around.
So, you know, just be ready for that.
This is not going to be an easy one.
Great.
But stick with us.
I love that it's like 8.30 in the morning right now.
Yeah.
But stick with us.
in the end, there's like good that comes out of it. So just stick with us. Well, I love that. So we're going to be talking about David and Catherine Bernie. All right. Which I know everyone in Australia right now is like gasping for air. So they are known as the Morehouse murders because they lived and committed most of their atrocious crimes at three Morehouse Road in Willigie. And that's where, you know, they abused, raped, tortured their victims, horrific shit.
So let's talk about them first. Let's talk about David Bernie. What's up with him? A lot, I feel like. What's up with him? Not a lot anymore because, spoiler alert. He's dead. So feel good about that. So he was born February 16th, 1951 in Waddle Grove. I looked it up because I'd never heard of Waddle Grove. It's in Western Australia and it's in New South Wales. You guys have really interesting, like, it's so funny to look at other, like, to like, to like, to like,
other continents and other countries and stuff and see how they do things because it's just
so different like, you know, name places and all. Oh, yeah. So it's like, it's hard to like figure
out you're like, where is New South Wales? What is that? I don't know what it is. Where, though? So he was
born to John and Margaret Bernie, a priest who married the two of them, his parents, said when he
performed the marriage, he knew it wouldn't lead to anything good. So when his parents got married? Yeah. Oh,
great. The priest literally said when.
I married these two people, I was like, nothing good is going to come out of this.
Well, priests, why did you do it then?
I think he had to.
But all that's really known about John, his father, there's not a lot known.
He was really quiet, kind of like a meek man.
He was a Baptist, and he was known to have a very pronounced stutter, which, like, made him
very nervous around people, so that's sad.
Yeah.
And he was very quiet.
He was the quiet of the two.
He wasn't the yeller and the screamer.
Yeah.
That one went to Margaret.
Margaret's the yellow and the screamer.
Marge?
Margaret's like
she's a fucking monster
I want to say like I think that would be a good way to describe her
she was like a chain smoking alcoholic
she abused her children emotionally and physically
she was a legit demon
he had four younger siblings
so he was the oldest of five
his home growing up was filthy
why would you have five children if you don't want them
that's the thing that bothers me because these two
like for sure did not want these kids. Right. So it's like there's ways to not. And it's like maybe just don't have
them. Right. I don't like that's it's if you're going to mistreat the children like don't have the children. And it's like that's fine. You want to live in your filthy house alone. Have at it. Go for it. Yeah. But once you involve kids. That's fucked up.
Shit's getting worse for you. You can sit there in your own filth all day. I don't give a shit. But yeah, she's terrible. So the house with filthy, completely unkempt.
They would just leave the refrigerator open all day because they didn't feed their children.
They would just let the refrigerator be open.
And if you wanted food, even at like two years old, you waddle over to the refrigerator and
pull something out and eat it.
What?
Yep.
And well, and I'm assuming that things were rancid then.
Oh, yeah, I'm sure.
Actually being refrigerated.
That's just using the refrigerator as like a fucking pantry.
Yeah.
So she was just like a witch who didn't want to do anything for her kids, like not change them,
not bathe them, not do anything.
How don't you give them up for adoption then?
Exactly. And that included feeding them, apparently. She wasn't willing to actually do anything like that. There were rumors that there was incest in this home. The kids were in and out of foster care, which it's like, just give them up. Oh, yeah. Like, you don't want them. This is not a case of I can't take care of. This is a case of I don't want them. I don't want them. I mean, she's screaming. People said she would scream and yell at these kids all the time. I think there's a YouTuber named Bella, and I can't remember.
her last name. She's a true crime YouTuber. She's really great. I'll look it up. Her name is Bella.
I think her last name begins with an affash. We'll look it up. She's really great. You should go listen to her.
And she had said that she found a story where David's mother had like, was on a bus with one of her,
like when her child was a baby, one of them. And the baby was like screaming. And she just got up,
handed the baby to a random stranger, went to the like another part of the bus, like sat there,
just like hung out, read a book.
like did what she did. Then when it was her stop, she just took the baby back and, like, got off the bus.
If I was the person that she gave that baby to, I would be like, I'll just keep it.
I'd be like, I'm calling CPS right now.
Yeah, like, are you kidding me? Also, it is Bella Fiore.
Fiore, yeah, she's really good.
Yeah.
So go listen to her. I just, like, happened to watch a thing of hers.
And I'd watched hers, like, a while ago. And I, that's when I wrote down. I was like,
I got to do this case. Oh, yeah.
And I remember her relaying that story somewhere in there.
That's so fucked.
But, yeah, I thought that was insane.
So, yeah, it's insane.
So he, David, attended Sunday school and a local Baptist church.
That's the only thing she did do is bring her children to a Baptist church.
His teacher, when he was three years old at the Sunday school, said she recognized right
away that something was off with him.
That's three years old.
Way more violent than other kids.
Yeah, at three.
And he would just sit there at three years old and just tear into papers with pencils.
What the fuck?
Yeah.
And the teachers just could see they were like, he was clearly, like, emotionally in pain and like a very angry child.
Like right off the dot, right off the bat.
I almost said right off the dock because.
I thought you said right off the dot.
My next thing was in a documentary.
And I was like right off the documentary.
I love it.
So in a documentary, I saw one of the teachers said that they looked at him and just said, you don't even have a chance.
Oh, that's sad.
Yeah.
A lot of people said the same in this documentary.
They said that there was like a real stigma around the.
the Bernie family.
I mean, yeah.
Yeah, they said people would see them and just be like, oh, the Bernies.
Like, they were that family.
It's like, oh, God.
They literally were.
It's like the Pictons of Australia.
Oh, man.
Yeah.
He started committing petty crimes at the age of eight.
What the fuck?
That's like when people will, like, smoke weed for the first time at like eight years old.
You're always just like, how, though?
Like, who do you have ties with at eight years old?
That's the thing.
Like, what drug dealers are you meeting at eight?
That's insane.
Yeah, he repeated grades five and seven, and his mother, of course, later blamed his teachers, saying they held him back intentionally.
They were holding back his educational development.
Yeah, because they just, you know, teachers love that.
I think it was you, you fucking monster.
Right.
So, Catherine Bernie.
Catherine, Bernie was born Catherine Margaret, Margaret, Margaret,
which isn't that, I was going to say, isn't that interesting, her middle name is Margaret?
That is a little weird.
She was born, because she's like, she's even worse, monster.
So that's good.
She's worse than him.
Oh, she's worse than his mother.
Oh, but, you know, on a different level.
So she was born May 23rd, 1951 in Perth.
Her mother died during childbirth when she was only two years old.
Oh, that's sad.
She was having her little brother.
And her little brother died only a few days after that.
Stop.
So that's rough.
She moved with her father, Harold, to South Africa for a little while.
Oh, shit.
But he was not able to care for her.
some of the things I saw said he was abusive, some said he just didn't want to take care of her or could
take care of her. So either way, not a good situation. No. So she was sent back to Australia to Perth
to live with her maternal grandparents. Okay. Now, unfortunately, they were super crazy, super strict. She
wasn't allowed to play with other kids and no kids were allowed in the house. That's weird. She, of course,
became like, super, you know, socially behind her peers. Yeah. She was teased. She gave off
like weird vibe. She was just like a weird kid. She gave off a vibe that other parents really didn't
want their children around. So other parents were like, yeah, you can't play with her. That's like really
sad though, because like it from the sounds of it, she hadn't done anything. Yeah, she was a kid. And it's not
her fault. We feel bad for the kid. But not the adult. So and the thing was like her grandparents
would take care of her, but then they'd pass her off to another family member for a while, then back to
them. So she never had a stable home. She was always passed off to somebody. And then like,
Her father is just like in and out being like, yeah, I'll talk to you, no, I won't talk to you.
And then at 10 years old, her father was like, you know what?
I'm ready to give it to go.
At 10?
At 10 years old.
So for 10 years, she's been, you know, her father's pulling her, pushing her, pulling her, pushing her,
her, family members are shoving her around.
And she's just like, I don't belong anywhere.
And nobody really wants me.
Like, I'm just in.
Oh, that makes me want to cry.
And also, I don't have any friends.
She has nobody.
She's just in herself.
So she did move back in with her father, Harold.
And it seemed to be going all right when she moved back in with him in Perth.
Okay.
So at 12 years old, now David and Catherine both were the same age.
They turned 12 within like months of each other.
Oh, okay.
At 12, David moved to Perth with his family and moved next door to Catherine.
Oh, shit.
Well, I said that like I was excited.
You're like, I was like, a meet cute.
You're like, I think they're going to meet.
Oh, my gosh.
I think something's going to happen here.
Meanwhile, I'm like, wait, I don't want them to me.
Why did I just say like, oh, yeah.
The world, like, lit on fire the moment that they met.
Like, the devil was just lolland.
This was a not, this was a match made in hell.
So she was so desperate to have friends, though, that when he showed any kind of vested interest in
hanging out with her, she was like, I love him.
Yeah.
He's amazing.
And he did, like, he really liked her.
Right.
So they, like, dated for a little bit, like a 12-year-old date.
I don't want to like this.
I know it's in this terrible.
I'm like, cute.
Don't worry.
No.
Don't worry.
Don't you worry. Because right now, feel it.
Feel it. Marinate in it. Because for a little bit, like, a little bit, you're going to be like, die.
Like, yeah, it's going to be really quick. So they dated for a little bit. Her father, Harold,
hated David. Like, hated him. Thought he was bad news, like, bad news bears. He was like,
he's already getting into trouble. I mean, yeah, when he was eight. Yeah, like at this point,
he already had like a rap sheet at 12. Like, he had already been in trouble with the police a lot.
That's bananas. And he was starting to get Catherine into trouble.
like take him on these little excursions so she's getting in trouble now I don't blame her dad so weirdly though David's mom who we should totally believe because she's awesome oh yeah for sure she claimed she was like no all these parents all the parents knew each other David's like us and Catherine's parents we knew each other they said some of them had worked together like previously in the laundry room at the Perth hospital and they all thought David and Catherine would marry someday because they knew
each other. I think she's a bullshitter because they met at 12. Right. Like that is a thing.
And also like Harold's like, no, I fucking hated David. Like I didn't want them to get married.
No, I feel like she's just trying to be like, I'm a good mom and I always wanted my kid to marry
that sweet little Catherine. Exactly, which brings us right to the next point of the story,
which David and, or David's parents divorced, like as soon after they moved to Perth.
Yeah. And neither of the parents wanted any of the kids. So,
they all just became wards of the state.
So they divorced and then they said to, like, hey, judge, I don't, I don't want the kids.
Yeah, they literally got divorced and they were like, we don't really want them anyways.
And the judge was like, cool.
So they all have to go to different foster homes.
So they all got split up to five siblings.
That's gut wrench.
Isn't that horrific?
I hate when like you hear about siblings being split up in foster care.
I don't understand why that's allowed.
I don't think it should be.
I don't get that at all.
No.
It's so unhealthy for development.
So detrimental.
I mean, foster care, no matter what, is a trauma that a kid is being taken away from their parents, regardless of who the parents were, how it went down.
And it's like, if they have a sibling, that might be their only lifeline.
Literally.
Give them that.
It's so sad.
But in this case, I think it was just like, yeah, like, neither one of us want them.
Remember when my mom used to tell me that she was going to drive me to foster care?
Like it was a building?
I remember that.
Like, we would fight and she'd be like, that's it.
You get out from school?
foster care. And I'd be like, all right. That was like, what? Sounds good, friend. That's so fucked
up. Yeah. Development. Trauma. Trauma, drama, drama. We're just seeing where we're connected it right
back. Yeah, I gave you a little piece. Everybody's like, what's wrong with Ash's mom? I'm like,
that's what's wrong with Ash's mom and your sister. That right there. She wanted to drive you to
foster care on multiple occasions. She wanted to drive her to the building, which I don't think is a
care. It's just a building that's this foster care here. No, not a thing. Well, either way,
David and Catherine lost contact after this because he got moved to another family. And all the
five kids got separated. Yeah, they all got separated. And a lot of them like didn't speak again.
There was a couple, I think him, we'll see, his, him and his younger brother do get in contact,
which is not great. We don't want that, I feel. Because I don't think these, you know, at least these two
didn't turn out so great.
Aw.
So when David was 15, he left school because he was just like not attending anyways.
And he started working as an apprentice jockey for Eric Parnum at Ascot Racecourse.
Okay.
So he's taking care of the horses.
He's helping the jockeys.
I don't want him to be near the horses, please.
You don't.
No.
Because I'm not going to say anything like what happened, but he did hurt the horses.
Yeah, I don't want that.
The other apprentice jockeys thought he was an asshole and they thought he was weird as
fuck. Like some of the documentaries are like, the dude was like, never smiled, was always nasty and mean.
He treated the horses. How'd he get hired? Yeah, like he treated the horses poorly. And then they said
he would sometimes, like, he became kind of like an exhibitionist. Don't fuck me up.
He would sometimes ride up on his bike to like near the race course in just a jacket. And he would
be wearing nothing underneath. What the fuck? Why though? Yeah. Why, sir? That's his thing. Did he
like bring pants in his bag to change into? He just wanted to flash everybody.
All righty. And then while working there, he intentionally hurt three horses.
I don't want to know that. I'm not going to tell you anything about it, but he was able to stay for free while he was working there in a boarding house owned like partially by the stables.
And in 1966, he broke into a 70-year-old woman's home who was his landlady.
Stop.
And was naked wearing only a stocking on his head.
What the fuck?
David, what is wrong with you?
He tried to rape her.
A 70-year-old woman?
Yep, but then got scared away.
And he's like 15 at this point?
Yeah, he was like 16, I think.
What the fuck?
And yeah, luckily he got scared away before he could do anything,
but that's when he was a let go from the racetrack.
That goes without saying, I guess.
Yeah, his boss talked to a newspaper and said, quote,
he was a bad kid.
He had a shocking home life.
He had no chance at all.
Oh, another no chance.
see. Like he's a bad kid, but he had no chance. Well, and I feel like becoming anything different. The people at
the stable is probably, like I said earlier, like, oh, how did you get hired? But they probably felt bad and,
like, wanted to give him a place to stay. I think they just wanted to give him a chance. Like,
they were like, maybe we can turn his life. Because some people just need that. Right. Even with the
trauma they have. Yeah, gave somebody a chance. Maybe they just need that, like, routine and that
responsibility. Mm-hmm. But it was well known at this point, too, that he had become, like, addicted to porn.
Well, yeah, he's doing weird things.
Yeah, he had some, like, sexual deviances, like, shit was going down.
He was also, like, a perverted, like, would-be rapist.
Like, he's attempted to rape somebody.
He was getting into a ton of trouble with the police at this point, tons of shit.
Yeah.
That's when Catherine and David remet.
Oh, goody.
Yeah, they came back into contact and they fell in love again as teens.
Was it love?
At this point, he had been out of, in and out of prison a couple of times.
Uh-huh.
He had a rap sheet for a solid.
burglarry, robbery, all kinds of like petty crimes.
And she was just enamored.
Smitten.
Smitten by this guy.
So David and Catherine start to commit crimes together because he thinks this is going to be
really hot.
And what is she?
Let's commit this together.
Trying to Bonnie and Clyde it up.
Yeah, let's natural born killers this.
It's going to be great.
No.
Their first crime happened on June 11th, 1969.
And they were trying to steal a safe from a local drive-in movie theater.
What the fuck?
And they ended up being arrested and charged with 11 counts of theft and breaking and entering.
Whoa.
They both pleaded guilty.
And David was sentenced to nine months in prison.
And Catherine got a little less of a sentence because she was currently pregnant at the time.
Oh, no.
With another man's baby.
Oh.
Yeah, there was a lot going on.
Okay.
A lot going on.
So they actually went up in front of the Supreme Court.
and their sentences were actually increased when they went in front of the Supreme Court.
David got three more years on his sentence of nine months.
Oh, damn.
And Catherine got probation, and it was actually increased by four years, her probation.
Wow.
I love that they were like, appeal.
Appeal.
And the judge was like, nah.
So June 21st, 1970, David actually escaped prison.
And where did he go?
You know, I felt like we were headed that way.
Of course.
And where did he go?
To Catherine's?
He went straight to Catherine
Because they love each other
Love
And they went on a crime spree together
Bonnie and Clyde type shit
You know
Home invasions, burglaries
robbing people
Like all that fun stuff
It's like if you're going to escape jail
Why not lay low?
No
They're not going to do that
They're going for it
They're natural born killers
I don't know if you know that
I hate it
They went in front of the court again
In July of 1970
and this was after their crime spree.
And when they were caught, they were charged with 53 counts of trespassing,
illegal operation of a motor vehicle, burglary, robbery, like all kinds of stuff.
Jesus.
And when they caught them, they had like weird shit with them, like disguises.
They also had dynamite with them.
So I don't know what they were planning to do with that.
What?
Yeah.
And David was sentenced to two and a half months in prison for having.
dynamite on him. Yeah. Where does one purchase a dynamite? Yeah. I have no idea. I always thought it was just
like a tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, boom, dynamite. Like, that's all I thought of dynamite. Maybe it is.
Maybe when you go pick it up, you have to be like, tick, tick, tick, tick, boom, dynamite. We're like,
we got one of those. We have one of those. Here you go. Wow. The dynamite store. That's where you go.
Dynamites are us. I feel like it would be at Costco, personally. It's like the pool place.
The dynamite den. Love it. Love it. Here for it. That's where you go.
Well, Catherine got six months in prison, and she had the baby while in prison.
That stresses me out a lot.
The baby was taken away, right away.
That's what makes me really terribly sad.
She wasn't allowed any contact with David at the time.
No writing letters, nothing.
Wow.
They cut it right off.
Damn, they even let Ira, Ira, Myra, and Ian.
Oh, yeah.
Well, they do later, so don't worry.
But either way, she was still obsessed with David.
Obsessed.
She even said at this time, I would do anything for him regardless of whether it was wrong or not.
Wow.
But it's like, I mean, I'm not okaying her behavior, but like it's like this is the only person who's ever shown her any kind of love or affection.
So it does make sense.
Yeah.
She just attached herself to him.
Yeah.
And then they did convince her while she was in prison.
I guess some of like the, you know, parole officers and guards and all that, like people around her were like, listen, you need to stop talking to him and like get your shit together.
Yeah.
Like, you have a chance.
Like, you're in here because you attached yourself to him.
Right.
It's not even anything that, like, you did.
So when she got out of prison, the parole officer, um, they did give her, she did get custody
back of her baby that she had.
Um, and they were able to convince her to go get a job, stay away from David.
So she did.
She became a housekeeper for the McLaughlin family.
Okay.
And she had custody of her baby.
Seemed to be going, okay.
She's only 20 years old at this point.
Oh, man.
A rough go to say the least.
Yeah, Roughgo.
So while she was there, she actually ended up falling in love with one of the children, who was actually an older.
Oh, I was like, what?
Yeah, he wasn't an actual child, but like one of the family's children.
Sure.
The oldest son named Donald's.
And they ended up getting married that year on her 21st birthday.
The end.
And she had a baby with him named Donald Jr.
Okay.
Yeah.
So when the baby was seven months old, though, they had some friends over.
they let the baby crawl around in the yard and on the driveway.
And trigger warning, I'm going to give you a second.
Somebody backed out of the driveway and ran over the seven-month-old and killed them.
How does that even happen?
Yeah.
I don't know.
Here I am.
I don't understand why you're letting your baby crawl around on the driveway when cars are moving.
I don't get that.
No, just ended up let your baby crawl around on the driveway.
I mean, I, no.
That's dirty and unsafe.
Not something I would do.
Baby skin is so, like, so, so delicate.
Sad.
So devastating.
But somehow they moved past it.
They were able to get through it.
And they had six more kids together.
What the fuck?
I was not expecting us to go there.
Six more kids.
This woman has six kids.
Damn.
Well, seven, right?
Yeah, technically seven.
Yeah.
Yeah, you're right, the baby in prison.
So Donald was actually like in and out of jobs, but they seemed pretty chill and like pretty happy together.
Was he like a okay dude?
I think he was like a pretty decent dude, but they were living like paycheck to paycheck.
They were struggling financially.
Yeah.
The only issue was that she didn't seem to like being a mom.
Well, maybe she shouldn't have had six children because like we just said.
Did it take like, did you hit the sixth kid and you were like, I don't think I want this?
I don't know if I love this.
Right.
I don't know. Let's try it one more time. Let's try that seventh and see if it really like kicks in. Like if it's
not kicking in by the first kid, you don't want it. It's like seven kids in and you're like,
I don't really like this. I want kids so bad. I can't imagine, like it's fine if you don't want kids,
but I can't imagine having a kid and not wanting it. Oh yeah. Just knowing like the three years it took
us to have the twins and all the, you know, the IUIs and the IVFs that we went through just to have them.
Literally.
And how badly we wanted them.
Yeah.
It's like hearing this kind of shit goes up my ass that she's like, I'm just going to keep popping out kids, but I don't really like them.
Right.
And she just let them like run wild, didn't give a shit.
Like so fucked up.
Never took care of them.
And she didn't really care about keeping her house clean either.
It was just like filthy and disgusting.
Kind of like the host David grew up in.
Yeah.
And yeah, she was just letting them run around the neighborhood.
She never knew where they were, didn't care.
Oh my God.
Then Donald hurt his back.
and couldn't work anymore.
So they had to move to an even smaller house.
With six children.
Yeah.
And I think it's called council housing there.
And it was not a great situation.
Yeah.
So there was too many kids in that house.
It was a mess.
She wasn't happy.
I think Donald was trying to do what he could do.
But, you know, it was just like disaster.
So then David gets out of prison for the second time.
And he gets out of prison and he doesn't go straight for Catherine.
Because remember, they have not had contact.
allegedly. Some people think they have had contact, like part of this time. I can't imagine they went
how many years without contact. I know. That's the thing. But when he got out of prison, he met a woman
named Carrie through his brother. Apparently she knew his brother. They went out and literally the
next night he proposed to her and she was like, yes, that sounds very rational. Let's do it.
And they got married. That was a great reaction. Yes, that sounds very rational. I think this will turn out
great. Yes, I know you so well. Yeah, she's like, I don't know you. Fun. What is your last name? Your last name's Bernie haven't heard of it. Let's do this. So they got married. All right. Him and
All these choices. They did have a baby together. Everybody's got to chill out with the babies. I'm not going to say her name, even though it is in like articles and stuff. I don't know. She just, she doesn't really deserve to be attached to this. Yeah. And by all accounts, he was a great father to this baby. According to her.
her according to everybody.
I don't know. She said he loved her, took care of her.
They were married for six years and they were happy for six years.
All right.
And according to the ex-wife and everything, she was like, it was fine.
That's just very interesting.
I know. And then he got a head injury.
Oh, shit.
And he completely flipped his lid.
He was suddenly out of nowhere treating Carrie like shit, cheating on her all the time.
But even then, the daughter said,
he never abused her. Huh. Never. She was like, I don't. In fact, later, and I have like a quote from her,
she says later, like, I have so much trouble reconciling what he's done with who I knew. Yeah.
Which I mean, I can't imagine. Yeah, and I feel like it's like BTK's daughter Carrie. I was,
that was on the tip of my tongue. I was just about to say that. Like, she, it must be so hard to process.
Yeah. That this man who like, you know, maybe they're not the most perfect father in the world, who is.
But it's like they're not like a terrible father to you, you know?
Like you're, you have good memories with them and they're your father.
And you have like no inkling that this is going on.
And they didn't do anything to you, you know, like they didn't hurt you.
They didn't abuse you.
They didn't hit you.
And it's like, and then you have to reconcile that they are this absolute monster outside of this.
Because it's like you have to decide whether you're going to have a relationship with them or not based on something that happened to like so many other people that technically didn't involve you.
And you get all this judgment.
on you, like, you had something to do with it. And it's like, no. Yeah, like, that's your father.
Children of murderers have nothing to do with it. And it's like, they shouldn't be expected to
try to sit there and psychoanalyze what was going on with their parents. They shouldn't have
to sit here and explain anything to anybody. No. Like, they are, they're their own, a different
kind of victim. They're a different kind of victim of that person. Absolutely. That just sucks.
It does. Like, it's crazy. So, yeah, I feel like she, she's dealing with the same kind of thing now.
But yeah, he started cheating on Carrie, though, constantly.
That was his new.
Because remember, he's addicted to porn and sex.
Oh, I forgot.
So that always was a thing.
Yeah.
But now it's becoming a real thing.
Well, and it seems like the head injury kind of.
Yeah, it really exasperated his.
It's like prison knocked sense into him.
And then the head injury knocked it out.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So he started actually advertising for affairs in the paper, which Carrie didn't know about, obviously,
at that time.
But that's like Ashley Madison before Ashley Madison.
Literally.
It was like, oh, gee, Ashley Madison.
Yeah.
So four years after the injury, he, you know, for four years, I'm surprised she stuck with him for this long.
This is like 10 years of marriage.
She's dealing with the first six years being all right and the last four years being horrendous.
And she finally, it came to a head because he came home one day and he was like, here's my 16-year-old girlfriend.
I'd be like, why the fuck is she, like, why the fuck?
And then he moves his daughter out of her room and into her.
the room with her his wife and is like you that's your bedroom now with your mom this is my
bedroom with my 16 year old girlfriend now and carrie said what and carrie was like no sir and she left
and was like okay good because i was like her daughter what it was like no no bye bye that was it
like that's when she had enough yeah that poor child too was probably just like what what dad
because at that when she's like excuse me like you can't have a girlfriend and definitely not one that's
a minor. And you can't take my bedroom. Like, what the hell? So David finally, so, you know,
now his wife and his daughter have left. David then is like, time to find Catherine.
Time to find Catherine. The one that got away. Because things are going great. So I think we should
really put the whipped cream on the Sunday and go grab Catherine. He's like, you know who will fuck
things up to the extreme with me? Catherine. Cat. She's the one I got to get. Yeah. The cat came back.
the way, like when you look at them together, you're like, wow, I have, rarely have I seen
too gnarlier looking human beings to have found each other. Like, they are both just miserable
looking, like, crotchety, miserable, just like, bleh. Oh, golly. They both have hollowed out
eyes and just like, dead-eyed, frowny-faced, demon faces really is what they have. Yeah,
His nose is a lot and her vibe is a lot.
Both of their vibes, just if I saw them, I'd be like, no, thank you.
Especially this pick, like, no thanks.
Yeah, I'm telling you, go look it up, guys.
Spooky.
I mean, we'll post a photo, but woof.
Younger her is terrifying.
Yeah, it's no good.
Now, so David tracks down the love of his life there.
Here they go again on their own.
Did he ditch the 16-year-old?
Yeah, he ditched the 16-year-old, apparently.
That was not made to last, not built to last, apparently.
No.
No. Now, this is four weeks after Catherine has had her seventh child.
Whoa. Yep.
But barely recovered.
Yep. She was actually in the hospital having a hysterectomy.
That's good.
When David trapped her down.
At least there's that.
Exactly. And at one point, her husband, Donald, was coming to visit her in the hospital.
And David was there holding her hand.
And he just walked in on that. Like, who the fuck is this guy?
What?
You guys want to talk?
What that's going on?
Hello.
Hey there.
Hi, my name is Donald.
Are you her cousin?
What's your name?
What's your nose like that?
Why do you look so angry?
Who?
Are you angry, sir?
Your vibe?
No.
Off.
Okay.
But yeah, so she was, so she, apparently Donald was like, that's weird and just like,
went about his life.
And she got out of the hospital and then she immediately went to visit David.
And while she was there, she was like, you know what, this is, this is the life I want.
This is it right here.
This disgusting.
life with this horrible man is what I want. So she said, she calls her husband Donald and she's like,
hey, Donnie, I'm going to leave you and all the kids. I don't give a shit about any of you.
What? All seven kids. All yours. That's like sociopathic type shit. Don't want anything to do with them.
Her youngest was three, by the way. Wow. Well, the before and the baby. I was like,
but what? She had a fucking new. She left a newborn and a three-year-old.
three-year-old. And who knows how old the other ones were? Like, probably so young. When you,
when you say someone can be called a cunt, Catherine, can be called a cunt. And so can David,
and for that matter. Two cunts. Yeah, because he's just like, oh, okay, cool, I'm going to abandon
my child, too, and you abandon yours and we'll get together. Like, fun. So they moved in together
because they were like, oh, cool, we're going to start a new life. We don't have kids. So did
Did Donald Jr. take her first child, too? Because the first child wasn't even his.
She left him too. Yeah. And so they moved in together, David and Catherine, at the House on Morehouse. She immediately changed her last name to Bernie. But they were never married. She just changed it to that.
Already.
Yeah, because she's not. She's her. Yep. And she just wanted to, like, seem like they were married, you know. Okay.
We're married. I'm Catherine Bernie. I mean, she legally bound herself to him.
She was like 12, so.
That's true.
And she legally bound herself to him when she was like, I'm going to abandon my small village of children.
Literally.
Live with you now.
Yeah.
And I just love that they were both like, oh, cool.
We don't have kids.
We're childless people.
And it's like, no, between you, you have more children than I've seen on any given day.
It's like nine different children.
So it's like you, that's insane, that you guys just decided you're just childless now.
Yeah.
Like she originally had eight children.
Even though you have very much had children.
all of you.
Yeah.
Like, now, yeah.
So, of course, their house was like really clean, really organized.
Like, really, I'm totally kidding.
I was like, what?
You did it.
I was like, how did they just change their pathology all of a sudden?
Their house was an absolute cesspool of like shit.
I don't understand it.
I don't get it.
They lived disgusting.
Like, they picked it in style.
Like, they were disgusting and dirty just like they were.
Like, they're disgusting and dirty.
Last night, I baked a shit ton for Mother's Day coming up, and I was like, you know what, I'm going to leave those pans in the sink.
Like, I just, I can't right now.
And then I took a shower and I went back out and I was like, I can't leave those pants in the sink over night.
I can't go to sleep with pans in the sink.
I cannot do it.
And luckily neither can John, so we're both crazy that way.
So there will never be dishes in our sink.
I love that.
And it's, I can't imagine just leaving.
And it's like filthy, like dirty.
And so they spent their time there doing heroin and pills and chainswomen.
smoking and smoking weed and just like, you know, just doing their thing.
Doing their degenerate thing. They're childless now. They don't have to worry about anything.
Just throwing shit on the floor.
This is so sad. Yeah. David got a job as a car parts salesman. And it was close to his house
where he was working. He was in and out of prison still. He was still doing all of the shit.
Oh, yeah. I could imagine. And during one of his small prison stints, he was in the cell with some
guy he knew. His little brother, James.
Awesome. Yeah. He ended up being in the same cell as him and they were like, oh my God.
Bro! They were like, yeah. And they hadn't seen each other for a while. So they were like, oh my God, we're both getting out of here soon. And David was like, cool, you should move in with us. Like you can stay with us for a little while while you get back on your feet. That sounds like a really good idea. So nice. Like so, so nice of my brother.
Stay in our house, it's beautiful. There's a housekeeper. Yeah. Catherine cooks dinner every night. She's an amazing chef.
Yep. And he was like, you know, you're probably a good.
guy because James was in prison for sexually assaulting his six-year-old niece.
So I don't even want to go there. And when asked about it, he said, she led me on.
Six. Yep. Six. These are the Bernies. I just physically got nauseous. Yeah, I literally, like,
had to stop myself from heaving when I saw that. Um, but yeah. What the fuck? What the fuck is
wrong with people? That you can't even begin to unpack that. No, never.
I never want to. Never in my life. I don't ever want to understand that. Yeah, an island. Let's get an
island. Let's throw all of them on the island. Of misfit motherfuckers. And they'll all just die out eventually.
I think we should do that. I'm not even kidding. I would happily be like, let's put all pedophiles on an island.
6,000 gajillion percent. I'll never waver out of that stance. That's why they deserve to rot on an island.
You have children. Yeah, fuck these people. Yeah. So he was sleeping on their couch. So already this, this house is
just getting warmer and warmer by the day.
This house is straight up nasty.
This house is a very, very, very bad house.
This house is leaking, oozy cess pool.
You walk by it and it like, I guarantee you walked by this house on Morhoess Road
and you were like, why does it glow green?
Like, why is there just a green house?
Yeah, it's just like, what's happening in there?
All of a sudden you're walking and it's like sunny, but like there's like a cloud and
it's raining over their house.
Yes, it's just like hailing over there house.
And you just hear like the Jaws theme song as you approach that.
house. You're just like, what's happening in there? Yeah, it's no good. So James is sleeping on their
couch and he quickly learned more and more about his brother because now he's obviously, you know,
was fucked up sexually. And now he's, he's learning his brother also is. He's addicted to porn
and sex and he's very aggressive about it. Please don't tell me that they bond over this.
He had a huge collection of porn around the house that was just like strewn around the house
because he's fine. He doesn't have kids or anything. He can just throw it anywhere.
And Catherine's like, this is so cute.
I love it.
And he needed to have sex five to six times a day.
Oh.
Oops.
That's hilarious.
That's hilarious.
That's like, ah.
L-O-L.
That's insane.
I think I would physically die.
Combust.
I just like, no.
No.
That's a lot.
No.
That's a lot.
That's a lot.
The fuck.
And this is one of the.
of those things where like it's not like no I want to have sex five or six times a day like I
have to like I physically need to and I'm going to lose my shit how old is he at this point that's the
other thing he's like kind of he's in his like late or I think early 30s at this point or late 20s early 30s
I mean so that's very that's pretty surprising yeah I mean it's this is what it is he's like
addicted to porn and sex and he was always that's why he had all those like weird proclivities
where he would want to like dress in a in a you know a jacket and
Oh, yeah.
You were like, what are you going to get?
I was like, there's more?
There's more?
No, I mean, there is.
Yeah.
But he would dress in like just a jacket and just like ride around to like an exhibitionist
shit.
Weird as hell.
So he's...
Feel the breeze on your booty.
And you know, there was those rumors growing up in that Bernie household of like incest and
like fucked up shit happening.
I know there was also rumors that like his mom would, you know, get a taxi to take, you know,
to go to the store and she would just like fuck the taxi driver for like payment in the
house like in front of the kids.
So there's a lot of really messed up, messed up ideas of sex that happened in that house, I imagine.
Absolutely.
That manifest itself in these children here.
Because I mean, look at James.
Look at him.
Yeah, yeah.
That doesn't just come out of nowhere.
That's, there's some deep psychological issues happening here.
Which is by no means like an excuse for them.
But this is definitely something that was planted early on.
their development for sure because it's too extreme not to be. This is not just, and for one family
to have this. Yeah, that's the thing. And all the rumors and like knowing how those parents were,
it's just like no good. So yeah, he needed to have sex five or six times a day. And he kept
a small mattress in the living room like next to the couch where James was sleeping. Stop this.
For him to have sex with random women on. And Catherine, did they have like an open relationship?
Well, because I guess he would have, he started with Catherine and then they broke up for like a brief
period of time. And he would also just bring girls in because he was like, no, I need to have sex
six times a day. And if you're not around, I'm going to find someone who is. Oh, right. That's how intense
he was. And also, James said that he noticed that he would use a numbing spray on his like hoo-ha before
sex. And it was an end, like, it was basically that, like a numbing spray so that he could last longer
because it would make it like, you can't feel anything. That's what numbing is. Numbing. You know.
I think it's because I was just blakily staring.
You were like, you said that.
I was like, I was just process it.
You're like, numbing.
I was like, you don't, you don't feel it.
Like numbing makes, like they do that so you can't feel stuff.
I was like, I got it.
You were like, no idea.
That was great.
But yeah, you just like, and so he was really.
You know, this episode is truly something so far.
It's really something.
And he went hard.
He went hard.
I don't want you to say the word hard again, please.
Yeah, that was a poor choice of words.
It truly was for that.
But yeah.
So, you know.
No, we're here.
We're here.
Here we are.
We're in it.
This episode is squalor regardless.
It's squalor.
It's filthy.
It's his unkempt house.
That's what this episode is.
I am nausea at this point.
And we haven't even gotten into like the...
Anything about the crimes.
This is just who they are as people.
Oh, yikes.
So then, you know, Catherine and him got back together.
They got back on the regular bullshit.
But was the mattress still there?
Mattress was still there.
Still there.
Still there, ready to go.
I feel like it's so stinky.
Yeah.
And so for his 20...
So for his, I almost said his sons, his brother's 21st birthday, he said, hey, James, come here.
No.
And James was like, what?
And he was like, do you want to have sex with Catherine?
No, no, no, no, no.
I thought you were going to say that like he got him like a sex worker or something.
No.
His gal.
No.
He was like here.
Catherine's here.
Which reminds me of like, you know, Carla Homoka and Polaro, no, how she was like,
do you want my sister for your birthday?
Or like, I can just like pretend to be her.
I can just give you that.
Like this is, no one has any autonomy, like, besides them.
Like, Catherine's just like, would you like her for your birthday?
Honestly, like, that's weirdly incestual.
It is.
Like, there's weird shit happening here.
No.
So that was actually the first time that James had had sex with a girl was with Catherine.
Oh.
And at one point, David went without sex for, like, a night, like a whole day and a night.
So he was insane.
Like, literally, like, James was like, he was off his rock.
and he was begging James to just let him have sex with him. That's how like out of control he was.
He wanted his brother to have sex with him. Which in case anybody was wondering whether incest
happened in that house growing up, hell. That's your answer. That's your answer right there. Yeah.
So that just shows you what was happening in this house before they even began murdering people.
Wait, so do you know if they did or not? I don't know. I don't know. I just know it was a thing.
It's better to have not known.
It's better to not know.
It's better to just know that that's how desperate he was and how much he couldn't go without it in his own mind.
Now, because his sexual apocyte was clearly so insatiable, like insane.
Yeah, to say the least.
They quickly just like became bored of having sex with each other, Catherine and David, especially more so David.
Like Catherine was doing what she could to keep up.
But David was like, eventually, I need more.
So he was like, I'd like to spice things up. So David and Catherine, they talked about it. And they were like,
what can we do to really make things different here? And David was like, well, I've always had like
this thing about like abducting and raping a woman, which is like very interesting when your partner.
You know, it's good to communicate with your partner, I think. Definitely. Talk about what you want.
Talk about what you need. But when your partner says, I've always had this fantasy of abducting,
and raping a woman.
Yeat yourself out of the situation.
Yeah, it's time to go, you know what?
This was fun.
Bye.
And then leave.
Maybe call authorities and say, I don't know what's going to happen here, but it seems
like something's brewing.
I don't know.
But Catherine was like, that sounds great.
And not only that, she was like, I'd actually love to watch that.
Ah!
Yeah.
So Catherine was like willing, totally into it.
What?
Yeah.
So they, again, how two people found each other.
I always wonder how these people find each other.
The devil.
That's how it happens.
So the first thing they could think to do was put an ad in the paper to try to lure girls to their house.
Why are they being so upfront about this?
Yeah, they love ads in the paper, too.
They're like, let's just paper trail.
That's what we're looking for here.
I mean the 70s, hi.
So the ad that they put in the paper, they put an ad in the paper that said, urgent.
Looking for a lonely person.
prefer female 18 to 24 years share single room flat so they're making it like oh do you want to live in our
house why do you have to be lonely to live there lonely person female 18 to 24 just to live in our house
that's the roommate we're looking for luckily everybody who read that thought the same thing we did
because they didn't get any bites off of that also why would that be put into print like why was the
newspaper like you know what the newspaper was like this is probably
fine.
This won't know.
You know that whoever was like typing it up that day
went home to their wife or husband and was like,
get this. It was like, what the fuck is this?
You thought that my job was boring? Get this.
Well, and it's like they pay for a spot.
They paid for it. I think they just have to print it.
It's like, they're technically
not threatening anyone. They're not like,
it's a weird one, but you just got to be like, all right,
there it is. No one answered that.
The most ominous ad. Right.
Urgent. I don't. I hate that part.
Yeah. So apparently the two of them didn't really have like a specific girl in mind or anything. They just said, you know, they would like an 18 to 24 year old preferably. I can't say that word. But they just wanted to find a girl alone. They were looking for a girl alone because they weren't getting anybody biting off of that really good ad in the paper. That was like super subtle. Prima. So they were like, wow, that's crazy that that didn't work.
So the first victim who did not, who ended up not being, you know, I say victim because she was like stalked, but she survives.
Okay.
And, but it's still like a story that is very scary.
Okay.
Her name was Audrey.
He would stalk her outside of her workplace at a real estate company.
David was.
He just like found her.
He just saw her.
And he tried to get her to leave with him many times.
It was like, oh, I'll drive you home or blah, papa.
And she said he came back every day for at least a week.
He was making suggestions like, I only like brunettes with brown eyes.
As soon as I was alone, he came in.
And she said she was super creeped out by him right away.
And this was happening for a week straight.
And she was like, it was escalating to the point.
I was like, something bad's going to happen.
Yeah.
Now she called her husband and her husband came in and scared him away.
I love it.
And he never came back again.
But I mean, it's 100% positive that that was intended.
it to be their first victim. Absolutely. He was 100% going to try to take her home. That's so scary.
So she got away. She wasn't lonely, David. She wasn't lonely. I love that her husband came in and was like,
no, no. Yeah, like, go talk to yourself. Like not going to happen. And smart of her to be like,
I'm going to call someone else in here and scare the shit out of you. Hell yeah. So Catherine would,
now, when they would like look for a person, their little, they had a code system that they would do.
Of course. Very Myra and Ian. Exactly. Now, there's a lot of parallels to Myra and Ian in here.
And like, we'll see. And so Catherine would give David the go ahead that this was the person she
wanted by saying, because usually what they were thinking after this, they were like, all right,
he's just stocked to someone didn't work. Yeah. They put an ad in the paper, didn't work.
We're just going to have to pick people up and give them rides home. Yeah. So she, they said,
when we get someone in the car, if both of them are down, because David said Catherine had to
approve of the person. So Catherine would say, I've got the munchies. And if David,
thought the person was a good match as well and was into it, he would say, quote, I've got the
Munchies too, darling. That's foul. And that was how they sealed whoever's fate.
Never. Never again. I hate that you ruined Munchies for me. Sorry. It wasn't me. It was Catherine and
David. They ruined it. Fuck them. So October 6, 1986. No, thank you. Mary Nielsen,
22 years old. She was a student at the University of Western Australia. She was majoring psychology.
She worked part-time at a deli in Adidale.
She was like a really just like good, hardworking girl.
Yeah.
Like doing her thing at university.
She was adorable.
Like they were all so pretty.
Like every girl.
Like they were so adorable.
And all of them were like really sweet from good families.
Like just.
With like futures and lives ahead of them.
Just like real futures ahead of them.
Just not doing anything they shouldn't have been doing at the time.
It's like literally just living.
Just live in their lives.
It sucks.
And she met David while shopping at the spare place.
parts yard that he worked at. She was looking for a tire. And he was like, hey, he like pulled her
aside and was like, hey, I can get you cheaper tires for your car. Like you just like, here's my phone
number. And you're 22. You're like, hell yeah, brother. Exactly. You're like, yes, I went part time at a
deli. Of course I need like cheaper tires. If I was 22, I'd be like awesome. I'll call you.
Exactly. And his co-workers at this yard, by the way, said that he, they thought he was very smart,
which a lot of people said he was smart.
Well, unfortunately, I feel like you would have to be to pull something like this off.
Yeah, I feel like he was very, like he read on his own time and kind of educated himself a little
bit because he wasn't getting it at home, obviously.
So he was very well spoken to a lot of people, which can trick a lot of people into thinking
you're an outstanding citizen.
Which it doesn't correlate, like very smart or very well spoken or well read does not
correlate with good person and not well-smoken, not well-read, you know, doesn't correlate
with bad person.
a lot of people, unfortunately, do correlate the two things. Yeah. So he, that's a lot of the reason
he was able to manipulate a lot of people and charm them. Yeah. And so his co-worker said, yeah,
he was really smart. You just got so Boston. Did I really? His co-worker. Did I really? I didn't
even realize. I was like, who are you? They said he was really smart, really smart, really smart. He was
really normal. Wicked smart. Wicked normal. He was a great worker. And yeah, they said he was always on time.
He never missed a shift.
Like nothing out of the ordinary.
He really changed it up from the race horses.
He really did.
And you know what it was?
It's like they said he didn't stand out.
He didn't fade into the back.
He probably.
But he probably learned how to blend it because he had to.
They were like he was there.
He was never late.
So we never had to think about him much.
He did his job.
Yep.
He talked to us.
Yep.
And that was it.
I wouldn't sit there and say I want to like hang out with him every night.
I wouldn't say I don't.
Yeah.
He's there.
He's there.
Yeah.
David.
Oh, that's my co-worker David.
Right.
No big deal.
Yeah.
Which is interesting because I feel like a lot of these people either are shit at their jobs or they go above and beyond and are like, oh, he was my favorite worker.
Yeah.
And it's like he really just floated in that middle, which is interesting.
I don't think a lot of them really do that.
Wait, I just realized that not once have I said, ew, David.
Ew, David.
Oh, my God.
How have I not said that?
Wow.
What a missed opportunity for both of us.
I know, but I'm going to really up the ante and.
Part two probably.
Ew, David.
Yeah.
You definitely used that a lot.
David.
David.
David.
I'm so good at it.
You are good.
Do you want to watch me do the entire, a little bit of Lexus dance later?
I think everybody listening to us.
So we'll put that on the Instagram.
I'm a Lamborghini.
Oh, guys.
If you haven't watched Shitt's Creek, do it.
You have to.
So, poor Mary.
Let's go back to Mary.
Yes.
Her parents were out of town and she didn't have somebody that, you know, normally she would
probably call her parents and be like,
hey, can you pay for these tires or like, help me out.
Yeah.
And they were like, we would have.
Like, she knows we would have.
But they were out of town.
And she's, well, and she's probably like, oh, you know what?
They're gone.
I want to do this myself.
When they come home, they'll be so impressed that I did this.
Exactly.
She's like, you know what I'm going to get this done?
Yeah.
And she's like, what luck that he's going to do this for me?
So she called him because he gave her a number.
And he was like, cool, come to my house.
No.
And I'll give you, you know, we can do the tire thing.
He's like, we just can't do it there because, you know, they want to charge you a lot.
and I don't want them to know.
Which honestly, now, obviously, I wouldn't, just based on the job that we have.
But younger, you can get why she would be benjousals.
Absolutely.
So on October 6th, she went to his house to pick them up.
David answered the door as soon as she got there, and he immediately held her at gunpoint.
Immediately.
Pulled her right in the house.
Now, they immediately, Catherine was there.
They immediately chained her to the bed in the bedroom.
David raped her as Catherine walked.
Catherine apparently did like research before they did this because she wanted to know exactly what they were doing, like exactly how to make this as like undercover as possible. She wanted to make sure they didn't leave any like evidence. She was like all about this. And then she took the time while he was raping her to take notes on what he liked and what he didn't like.
What? Yep.
The, how in your, like, how in your mind do you, what?
Yeah.
What?
And she also took pictures.
No, the fuck that.
Now, according to Catherine herself, she said this is when David was like, um, maybe we should also kill people.
Like, let's, he was like, this is fun.
Like, this is nice.
But I'd really like to kill people, too.
Like, can we kill her?
Like, saying this in front of her, like, was literally like, do you think we should kill her?
Oh my God, this poor girl.
Yeah.
She said he had never said he wanted to kill someone before that.
He had only talked about abducting, raping.
That was it.
Right.
But she was like, whatever David wants, right?
Well, and she just, you said she did so much research on like not leaving evidence.
Exactly.
When you fucking rape someone, there's a whole lot of evidence.
I think we should do it.
Whatever David wants, David gets.
Oh, this is horrible.
Yeah.
So they took Mary out to Glen Eagle's National Park, where he raped her again, and then used a
handmade garot made out of a tree branch and rope to strangle her.
Oh my God.
He then stabbed her in the chest because he read somewhere that stabbing someone speeds up
decomposition.
What the fuck?
They like researched this before.
And they buried her in a very shallow grave in the forest.
That's so sad.
After that, they took Mary's car and left it near the police station.
Yeah.
Interesting.
And this was apparently something that like they read somewhere.
all of the things that they did, they were like, well, I read it somewhere that, like, you're supposed to do this.
Where the fuck are you reading this shit? I know. Like, I understand, like, speeding up decomp like that. I
understand there's probably sources on that. But, like, leave their car near the police station.
Exactly. And that's what they would do. They would leave the cars somewhere else. Like, they would bring them somewhere else. So that was their first victim. It's horrific. Mary Nielsen.
22 years old. 22 years old. October 20th, only two weeks after that.
October 20th, 1986, they're like, we're in the clear.
Right.
No one's like finding her.
It's fine.
So they started looking for their next victim because they're like, it's been two weeks.
What are we doing here?
Right.
And they'd been driving around for a couple of hours that night on October 20th,
and that's when they spotted Susanna Candy.
She was 15 years old.
Oh, my God.
She was hitchhiking along Sterling Highway when they found her.
I say hitchhiking. Some sources say she was hitchhiking. Some say she was just walking. So I'm not sure
which one is correct because there's plenty of sources on both of them. So I'll say both. She was a
student at Hollywood Senior High School. She lived at home with her parents and her siblings. She lived in
Netherlands. She was said to be a great student, straight A honor student. Of course. Super sweet,
happy personality. She's adorable. If you see her picture, she looks like a 15 year old.
Like she's just cute.
And you're just like, man, you're just wholesome.
And that sucks.
And her father was actually one of the top surgeons in Western Australia.
He was very protective.
He had all daughters and he was very protective of them.
In fact, he didn't like that she was working at all at the restaurant she was working.
He was like, I really would rather you not be working.
And then he was like, if you feel like you have to work, because she was like,
want to like be independent. Yeah. And she was, he was like, okay, cool, but I want to pick you up from work
and drive you home. I don't want you walking. I don't want you taking rides. So he would always do that.
Now this one night, he couldn't pick her up. Oh my, that poor man. Yeah. So, and it's literally,
and I think he would like come walk her home. I think it was close enough that he could walk her. He just
couldn't. So she tried to get home herself. Stop. Now, of course, the Bernies see her, offer her a ride. And
once she got in the car, they immediately held her at knife point and tied her hands together.
They brought her back to their home where she was gagged, chained to the bed, and immediately raped by both of them.
My God.
After David raped Susanna, Catherine got on and they assaulted her some more together.
They decided that they weren't going to kill her right away because they were like, we killed, you know, Mary right away.
And David was like, I'd really love to try to have like a sex slave.
So they were like, yeah, let's do that.
So they kept her alive for several days.
I don't understand.
Horrific.
Horific.
Her parents immediately reported her as missing, obviously.
But it was treated as a runaway situation.
It's so insane to me.
Oh, my God.
It makes me so angry.
How can police assume to know people's children more than they know?
We say it all the time.
It's beyond me.
When they just immediately go to run.
It's like the Daniel Morecam case.
He was 13.
years old and like his mom was like no he was at the bus stop to buy us Christmas gifts like he wasn't
running away and it's like why not just exhaust all the resources and then go shit we didn't need to
exhaust all those resources yeah you're better off just fucking up in that sense than going let's not
put any resources towards us and then somebody dies right I feel like I would much rather be like
oh you spent a lot of money and resources and they were a runaway that's okay right I'd rather you
do that right
the other way. It just didn't compute to me. It really doesn't. While she was there, they had her
write letters to her parents and even called them on the phone. That is like a whole different level
of fucked up. And she had them tell them that she was, that she ran away and just needed some space.
And they probably were like, that is not the case. Well, her parents said they knew immediately.
They heard it in her voice. And they brought the notes that they got to the police station and were like,
this is not how she speaks.
Right. Like this is not, she would not run away. I can tell. I know my child. Yeah. And the place
we're probably like, no, it's fine. Yeah. They just said, they looked at the notes and they said
nothing looks weird. And they were like, well, we know our child though. And like, we know how she
writes and how she talks. And they were like, yeah, we don't see anything. Sorry. Cool that you don't.
I raised her. So. So finally, they decided that they were going to kill her. And David tried to put a
nylon cord around her neck to strangle her in the bed. But Susanna started fighting. Good.
Fighting back. And he was not a very large guy. He was like thin. He's like a slight man. Yeah.
And so and she was fighting back. She was like, fuck you. And it had been days, which like good on her because
it's like she's probably weak as hell. Depleted of energy. And she's fighting back. So what ended up
happening was they forced sleeping pills down her throat. So she would calm down. When she was unconscious,
David, like, picked up the cord, handed it to Catherine and said, prove that you love me.
And Catherine went, okay, and immediately strangled her to death with it.
Now, before this, she was involved in the rape, involved in the abduction, but she did not do the
murder.
But now she's...
Now she's officially right in there with him.
Yeah.
She murdered her.
She murdered Susanna.
Prove you love me.
That's like...
Prove you love me.
Oh, I hate it.
So they ended up taking Susanna to the same state park.
They buried her in a shallow grave as well.
They were apparently planning on having like a graveyard that they could go visit of all their
ritesites.
That's very myronian too, though.
Thank you.
The Moors.
Yes.
And it's funny that this is called the Moor House and they lived on Moor House Road.
Yes.
Whoa.
Yeah, it's a little too much.
Too much.
Over the next couple of weeks, they sent more of the letters that they had her right to kind of
keep it going that she was alive.
That's so fucked up.
still getting letters from her after she was dead.
She's alive.
Later, Catherine said about this murder, quote,
I wanted to see how strong I was within my inner self.
I didn't feel a thing.
It was like I expected.
I was prepared to follow him to the end of the earth and do anything to see that his
desires were satisfied.
She was a female.
Females hurt and destroy males.
Right?
I don't.
I don't have anything.
What the fuck?
You are also a female, ma'am.
It's exactly.
it's we say it again it's just like myra and ian it is she was willing to do fucking anything for him and she
didn't give a shit who had to go down for it yeah it is wow i love that females hurt and destroy males and
it's like huh like i don't what i don't personally do that i feel excuse me you're also what you're
you why didn't you say we what what this is happening like what and also you picked her up she didn't
come into your life. She wasn't destroying you. Like she wasn't destroying you. But I wonder if she was
like getting jealous of these girls too. Well, funny that you say that. I feel like I keep segueing really good for
you. You are. You're killing it. You're welcome. You're really appreciated. Anytime. For someone who
hasn't heard this case, you're doing a great job. I have actually heard this case. Leading me right through to the end.
But I didn't, I didn't know how you said it up. Yeah, you didn't know that this was it. So speaking of that,
I think we're going to end part one right here. Because we're just going to press.
Stop. We're going to pick right back up. So you're going to get part one right now. And when we come back, we're going to talk about the next two murders that they commit. And we are also going to talk about a survivor tale.
I love when it is a survivor. Thank you. Because it's a survivor. And it is quite a survival tale. Well, and at the end of this case, I'm like, you need it. You know, actually, another thing that I was going to say, like we were pointing out all the parallels to Myra and Ian. This also has a lot of.
parallels to Fred and Rosemary West.
It does. And actually, Fred and Rosemary are on the, on the docket for the next few couple months,
I think. So we're going to get to them too. I just love hitting those killer couples.
I just realized that I've hit, like, all of them. I just realized. Yeah, honestly. I did what I got,
like... You did the Erica, and I always forget his name. Yeah, and I did the Cannon Barbie
killers, Ian Amira. I'm doing the Fred and Roseberry right now.
I'm doing this. Yeah. I like a killer couple. I like old Hollywood. You like murderous couples.
Yeah. It just horrifies me so much. Yeah. That two people find each other like that. It's crazy. And they're also, it's, it's, it is interesting to look at the pathology of two people coming together and morphing into one. So we're going to stop there. And we will pick it back up with some more murder, but we will end on hopefully a little bit of a positive note. So stay tuned, guys.
And we hope you keep listening.
And we hope you keep it weird.
But not so worth it you don't come back for part two.
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