Morbid - Episode 363: New England Witches

Episode Date: September 12, 2022

It’s September folks, and you know what that means… SPPPPPOOOOOKIESSS!!! Today Alaina brings us the stories of the first 4 women who were accused witches in Boston. It gets pretty heavy so at the end Ash will give us a little spooky witch's tale as a bit of a palette cleanser, if you will :)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Okay. That's actually not Lindsay Lowein. That is Elena or Cart. And she is not a fart. Wow. She is feeling it in her heart because she's sick. Wow, thank you for that marvelous introduction. You're welcome.

Focus, focus. I'm sick, I have been sick. You've worked too long at this point, but it's really hanging on there. You know, kids back to school, getting all the goodies now. You're kids, be bringing home the nastiest. I know, it's school, man.

It's just one school starts. It's like, we're all just for a race to the finish. I know. We take picks with them and we're like, oh, so excited for you to start school again. And then the back of my head, I'm like, I'm wondering what neurovirus I'm gonna have this year. I wonder what gnarly random bacteria slash virus I'm gonna get by theirus I'm gonna have this. I wonder what gnarly, random bacteria slash virus I'm gonna get by the end of the week.

Education. Yeah, but I think we're gonna try to do, we're getting into spooky season here. Oh no, we're in. But like season. With the podcast, we're getting into spooky season. Yeah. We're already well into it.

But with the podcast, we wanna to do some spooky episodes, leading up to Halloween. This is the time when it just feels right to do that. Oh my god, I know. Like, have you been in the Target Dollar section? I haven't. That's good because you shouldn't go anywhere right now. I was going to spend, I'm not infecting everyone don't want to. Or actually, I haven't been in it either. I just, I, I did see it on TikTok and I'm waiting actually because I really want to go with you. Ooh, I haven't been in it either. I just, I did see it on TikTok and I'm waiting actually because I really want to go with you.

Ooh, I appreciate that. So get fucking better. I'm trying. I'm really trying. But a couple more days of like honey, lemon tea, and I think I'll be back to it. Because I'm not really like sick sick now. It's just getting the voice back.

Alaina, has this like rare disease where she will, it's called being a capricorn, where she literally will just never admit that she's sick. Like even the week leading up to this, or the week that you really had this, which was last week, every single, no, my throat's just scratchy, but I think it's just allergies.

I was like, that's weird, I don't have those today. I was convinced. And then it was like, my throat's scratchy, but I don't think I'm sick. And then it was, I don't have a voice, but like, I'm not going to go to the doctor. I don't want to go to the doctor. I don't want to. And then full blown. I have to go to the doctor.

The doctor's like, yeah, you probably had streps. So, thanks for that. So that was good. But, you know, we're on the end of it now, and we got through it. So these episodes are going to, we'll do a couple of it now and we got through it. So these episodes are gonna, we'll do a couple of Lucy Goosey or episodes the next couple of times just so I can get my voice back to where it needs to be.

Otherwise, this is just gonna be a cycle. Cause once I get into this, I need to like, bring it down a little bit just to get it back to what it was. But today, we're gonna be talking about, and it's pretty heavy. We're gonna be talking about, and it's pretty heavy. We're going to be talking about witches. Witches. And we're going to be talking about witches in Massachusetts. The first ones, right? Yeah, the first, like the original not Salem. We already talked about Salem and Trust Meal

and talking about it again. But we're not going to talk about the Salem witch trials. We're going to talk about the witches who were hanged for the accusations of witchcraft in Boston in the surrounding areas. All righty. So between 1648 and 1688 before the Salem witch trials, four women were hanged in Boston and Dorchester for the charges of witchcraft. Damn, what they do. Well, and again, I apologize for my voice. I hope this

isn't annoying to anybody. But first, let's talk about, we're going to talk about who these four women were. Let's talk about where they were hanged because that is something a lot of people want to know, like where did this happen? Right. Now, there's something called Boston Neck. And Boston used to be a peninsula that was connected to the mainland by a strip of land called Boston neck Mm-hmm, and this is where our very own gallows hill resided Which is strange to have it on a place called gallows neck Yeah, that's a lot of Boston neck But apparently you would be brought here by horse-drawn cart or you would be dragged there.

Oh my, the cart. Good. It was a horrific, strangled process as it mostly was back then. And a ladder you climbed yourself, you would have the noose put over your neck, you would have to climb the ladder yourself. And then it would just be kicked out

and they would just watch you. That is really rough. Yeah. And of course back then, you know, public executions and all that, like people would just be heckling as you're slowly strangling to death for something you probably didn't do.

Now, then they would just literally throw your body into a field nearby. Oh, good. And they would just let animals eat you. They wouldn't even bury you. The only way you would be buried is if a family member or just some kind person took your body at night and buried you.

Wow. Otherwise, you were just left out for the animals to eat. That's like the fact that, because we talk about this and like obviously we know what happened, but then you take a step back and you say to yourself, this really happened. This is real. This is real. Yeah.

It's so brutal. It is. Now, we're going to talk a lot about witch watchers and imps and familiars. So I figured I would go a little bit into that just so you could have an idea going in. So there's a chapter in a book called Country Justice containing the practice, duty, and power of justices of the peace. And it's by Michael Dalton. And the chapter is called Witchcraft.

And this particular chapter in this particular book was used a lot way back then in the 1600s, and it was to tell these loonies how to convince people to allow them to murder people that were different. Oh, good. Like basically it was just like, here's how you get a whole group

of people to believe you and form like a mob against this person that you just don't like because they didn't give you sugar once. Now, about familiars and imps, it says this in the book and in that chapter witchcraft. And I quote, these witches have ordinarily a familiar or spirit which appears to them, sometimes in one shape

and sometimes in another, as in the shape of a man, woman, boy, dog, cat, full, hair, rat, toad, etc. And I like how they were like, we are not leaving any stone unturned. Here are all the animals we've seen. And they all say, etc. They're not just like animals. They're like, here's some. In case you don't know.

And to these, their spirits, they give their names, and they meet together to christen them as they speak. Their said familiar have some big or little teeth upon their body, and in some secret place where he sucketh them. Very intense. And besides, they're sucking the devil, leave its marks upon their body, Besides, they're sucking the devil leave its marks upon their body. Sometimes like a blue or red spot, like a flea biting, sometimes the flesh sunk in in hollow, all which for the time may be covered. Yay, taken away, but we'll come out again in their old form. And these devil's marks be insensible and being pricked will not bleed, and be often

in their secretest parts, and therefore require diligent and careful search. I love that they're like, this is a way for us to completely violate their personal boundaries. Yeah, this is a way to look at their private. This is a way to look up some lady skirts. That's all this was. So it's so see through here. It is. Like really? Like wow, you didn't even try. Like a lot of times these happen to be on their fijiis. So wild. So many alone. These first two are main points to discover and convict those witches, for they fully prove

that those witches have a familiar and made a league with the devil. So likewise, if the suspected be proved to have been heard to call upon their spirits or to talk to them or of them or have offered them to others. So if they have been seen with their spirit or to feed something secretly, these are proofs that they have a familiar. I love there like if they have been seen with their familiar. That's what that is.

This is full fucking proof that they have a familiar. And it's like wow, I'm saying I'm also like what a dude. They just have a house pet. No, that's they're familiar. They have often pictures images of clay or wax like a man, etc Made of such as they would be which found in their house or which they may roast or bury in the earth That as the picture consumes so may the parties be which to consume So they're like they might have things in their house So you got to be on the lookout they might bury things in their backyard

So what we've learned right now is they might have a mole or a freckle or a beauty mark Or just like a bruce a bruise even bruise any kind of mark on their skin They might have an animal that has been seen with them at some point in their entire lives. And they might have stuff in their house. Wow. Compelling stuff. It's very easy to determine which is a witch. Now, we're going to start with these supposed quote unquote

witches. We'll start with Margaret Jones. Not a witch. No way. She was a midwife from Charlestown. Always. And she was really good from Charlestown. Always. And she was really good at what she did. Always.

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No, that person's just nice. Like, she's really good at what she does. She's very successful as a midwife. A successful woman, let's tell her to. Can't be, can't be. Must be the devil. It's like, no, she's just really good at what she does and she just helps you out of the kindness of her.

The other thing is, I'm like, you really want to like, fuck with this lady and just like get rid of her. Apparently, who's going to heal you? Well, people started wondering, what's really going on here. What's going on? Then they got even more suspicious when she would tell people that if they didn't take her medicines, that they wouldn't get better.

That's usually how that works. Basically, she was just a doctor saying, hey, take this antibiotic and your infection will go away. If you don't, it will probably get worse. Yeah. Just facts. She's lano-facts and they were like, oh, consorting with the devil she is.

And it's like, I can't witch. I think she's just going to her job. And she's like, what I've learned by being good at my job and by healing people is that if you don't take the medicine to fix the thing that's ailing you, it's probably gonna get worse.

Yeah. So, yeah, that's what shit. But, you know, idiots hate facts. We've learned that. We've learned that everywhere. And so when they all shockingly got worse from refusing to take her medicines or cures, they were like, she cursed us, that bitch.

You're just sick. And she's like, well, no, you just didn't take the medicine that would make you better. They're like, hex. It was a hex. Oh my goodness. You hexed us because we did not take your medicines. And she's like, no, science.

And they were like, ah! And then that was it. She said science. They said, ah! And they said, which? So soon, this kind of gossip got into the wrong ears. Because that's the problem. People start talking. And it's these gossipy little bitches in the village first.

And then it starts getting to the people that have a little more power. And by the wrong ears, I mean, the general magistrate's ears got a hold of this gossip. Oh, I don't even know what he does, but like it's general and it's magistrates. It is. You don't wanna fuck with that. You nailed it. That's exactly what he does. It's the job description I would write down.

It's true, I feel you. Are you interested in generals? Yeah. Do you like being magistrates? Is that your aesthetic? I hired. Are you willing to be magistrates? Could you do it?

You could. No. I know you could. No, he was all too eager to throw her in jail, along with her husband, Thomas. What a Thomas too. I don't know, he was just there, so they were like throwing him into. All righty.

And they were like, he's a witch too, because he was there. And he's like, wow, cool. He killed my association. He was eventually released, of course, because... Man. Yeah, I was going to say, I was was gonna say, I don't know why,

because he was, she was not so lucky, because woman. Now the claim was that she had a cursaid touch. She was using devil magic to sicken her neighbors instead of heal them. Now before all this, she was like this amazing healer, they were all like, she fuck a rocks, and then one bitch was like, she's like this amazing healer, they were all like, she fuck a rocks, and then one bitch was like, oh, she's too good at this shit,

and then they're like, you're using devil magic. That's really all it takes is one bitch. That's all it takes. Now, jail officials claimed that they found a witch mark on her, and they threw her into a cell. They violently undressed her and looked at every inch of her body to find more. It was a horrible, horrible process.

This whole thing was. Now, at this time, Witch Watchers were a thing I mentioned it before. When a woman or man was accused of being a witch, they would appoint someone as a witch watcher, and they would just watch the witch. It's like in the chilling adventures of Sabrina. A witch watcher. Yeah. And this was, they would do this for upwards of 48 hours,

just to see if an imp was gonna come and feed from the witch using that magical tea. Mm, magical. Magical tea, Dees. Imagine that's your job. Like you're the witch watcher, wait for that imp to come and feed on that tea. Yeah, I wonder how many times it was successful.

I wonder, probably a lot, because they were probably like, yep, saw it. Yeah, exactly. So Margaret Jones was assigned a witch watcher, and this witch watcher went running back to the powers that be telling them that Margaret was in her cell, and suddenly she was holding a baby. And that baby ran from her arms and into the cell next to her,

and it was an imp, obviously. Who imagined, like, this is the problem when people have too much free time. This is what happens. This is what happens. This is exactly, we saw it in Salem and put them too much free time. We see it with the pandemic.

Look at the state of the internet now. No, I won't. This is what happens when people have too much free time. I will not look at the state of the internet thinking for the application. It's too much free time and too much like, you know. You know what I do on the Internet, I post what the fuck I want and then I leave.

Well, and from the like actual reports, it said quote, this court being, and this is all like old English, so some of this is not going to make sense. It's fun. This court binge disarrows that the same same course, which hath been taken in England for the discovery of witches by watching, may also be taken here with the witch now in question. And therefore, do order that a strict watch to be set for her every night, and that her husband be confined in a private room and watched also. So that's what they said.

Thomas and Margaret are getting watched every night. And that's what they said. Thomas and Margaret are getting watched every night. And this is what they found. At the end, this is what she was found guilty of. It says, at this court, one Margaret Jones of Charlestown was indicted and found guilty of which craft and hanged for it. She gets hanged, spoiler alert. The evidence against her was one that she was found to have such a malignant touch as many persons, men, women, and children whom she stroked or touched with any affection or displeasure or et cetera. We're taken with deafness or vomiting or other violent pains or sickness.

You know, imagine if you had that power. Nabi wild. Nabi wild. I'd be touched as a people. You know, then every the commercials were like, I'm not. That'd be well. I'd be touch on some people You know that'd be the commercials where I was like I'm not You're getting touched. I'm already working on my evil cackel. I love it. Oh, I like it I would do it, but I would do it. I can't I love Go ahead do it.

You won't. So number two, she's practicing psychic and her medicines being such things as by her own confession were harmless, and aniseed, liakers, et cetera, yet had extraordinary violent effects. Three, she would use to tell such as she would not make use of her psychic that they would never be healed,

and according to their to in accordingly their diseases and hurts continued, with relapse against the ordinary course, and beyond the apprehension of all physicians and surgeons. Four, some things which she foretold came to pass accordingly. Other things she would tell of, as secret speeches, etc., which she had no ordinary means to come to the knowledge of. Five, she had upon search an apparent teat as fresh as it had been newly sucked. I'm gone. And after it had been scanned upon a forced search that was withered and another began on the opposite side. Two teats. She was grown another one. Many teats. In the prison. In the clear daylight, there was scene in her arms. She was sitting on the floor and her clothes up,

etc. They love, etc. They do love an ETC period. They do. A little child which ran from her into another room in the office or following it. It was vanished. The like child was seen in two other places to which she had relation, and one made that saw it, fell sick upon it, and was cured by the said Margaret, who used means to be employed to the end. Her behavior at her trial was very intemperate, lying notoriously, and railing upon the jury in witnesses, etc. She's probably like, what the fuck, etc. And in the like distemper she died. The same day in our shoes executed.

There was a great tempest at Connecticut, which blew down many trees, etc. What else did it blow down? etc. Well, now of the lying notoriously, they mentioned was just her saying that she was not hexing anyone and that she had herbs and teas that she used to help people. That was her lying notoriously. She was found guilty and sentenced to hang like it said. John Hale was a pastor in Beverly, which we're gonna talk about later. I'm gonna talk about Beverly. And he is a player in the Salem Witch Trials, but he's known mostly because he was all about the Salem Witch Trials at the time.

And then somewhere around like in the middle of them, he changed his view and saw the reality. And he started publishing things saying this was horrible and this shouldn't happen. He was 12 when Margaret Jones was murdered and he wrote this about her. She was suspected partly because that after some angry words passing between her and her neighbors, some mischief befell such neighbors in their creatures' cattle or the like, partly because some things supposed to be bewitched or have a charm upon them, being burned she came to the fire and seemed concerned. The day of her execution I went, and company of some neighbors, who took great pains to

bring her to confession and repentance, but she constantly professed herself innocent of that crime. Then one prayed her to consider if God did not bring mess punishment upon her for some other crime and asked if she had not been guilty of stealing many years ago. She answered she had stolen something, but it was long since and she had perpented of it, and there was grace enough in Christ to pardon that long ago. But as for witchcraft, she was wholly free from it. And so she said into her death. She was executed on June 15th, 1648. And that great tempest that they spoke

of, Connecticut's first tornado hit that very day. Oh shit. But it's kind of like the source family. How like a star happened and like, shown over Hawaii. Hawaii? Maybe there was just gonna be a tornado that day anyway, because I think it takes a minute for like a tornado to like, get it shit together and say like, I'm gonna tornado tonight. Yeah. So I don't know if she did that.

Yeah. Maybe, I mean, maybe she became like a witch in the after life and said, fuck all y'all. I mean, I would. I also would, that's why I brought it up. And of course, the people of Boston all took this as evidence that they had indeed murdered a legit witch. That's all that was.

Not that like, whether. She's mad now. It's like, oh yes, she was witch. Like that proved it. And it's like, I don't know. I think it was like, weather. Like I think that's it. I think it was just weather.

I think it was a tornado. I think it was a tornado. In event that occurred. It was just a very great tempest. That's all. And also, why would you hang her then if she could still do that stuff to you post life? Well, that's the post life post life. Post life.

Post life. Post life. I like that better. It's easier to pronounce. It is. And that's the thing. Exactly what you said. It's like, they're all like, yeah, high fives everybody. We fucking murdered a witch. And it's like,

did it someone come out and be like, guys, she just egg on your face because she just created a fucking mind blowing tornado right from the afterlife. And you guys are high fiving for getting rid of her. Like you thought she was more powerful now. Yeah, that tornado's coming to you. Like, no one wanted to step up, and well, I guess not, because you would be a witch. I feel like I would come out and be like, you guys are dumb. I hate to say this to you,

but you would have been hanged on impact. Yeah, literally. Like, you would have, you would have came up to woman, and they would have been hanged. Yeah, stepped on the scene, see you later, goodbye. Yep. I wear that. It would be witch, witch.

She's the witch. And like, yeah. That's like my, I just love chanting that lately. What is that from? She's the witch. I'd say them witch trials. I don't know. It's like the beginning of a movie.

Oh, it's fucking practical magic. Oh, there you go. Oh, yeah. Now, interestingly, just a little post note for this story. After this, her husband, Thomas, because a little post note for this story, after this, her husband Thomas, because he had been released, he tried to board a ship called Welcome to Barbados, because he was like, I wanna get the fuck outta here.

And they refused him, even though he begged and begged. And he just wanted to get the fuck outta there. That's all, and they wouldn't let him on. And it was reported that the ship kept rolling and almost capsizing over and over. It was relentless. Of course, the captain said that Jones had bewitched the ship out of anger for him not being let on

and he was arrested on charges of witchcraft again. Are you kidding me? They of course said that it stopped rolling and moving exactly when he was arrested. He was released again, but also I guess that ship had a bunch of horses on it and their movements were causing it to move back or forth. Just like some logic. Yeah, just a little bit of that brains. I was gonna ask if it was like a Captain Sandy set, should be like below deck this season, their stabilizers keep going.

Oh no. And it is fucking terrifying to watch. Oh, you won't catch me out there on the waves. No. You won't catch me hanging 10. You will not catch me. You will not catch me to totally Kyle in that. Yeah, you will not catch me. Totally Kyle. You are not.

I do remember that. You will not catch me in the middle of the open sea. You just won't. No. No. Now, that was Margaret Jones, poor Margaret Jones. We're going to move on to Alex, Alex, Alice Lake. OK.

She moved from England to Dorchester, Massachusetts. Dorchester, to the Dwar. To the Dwar. She was a mother of at least five children and married Henry Lake. In 1651, she lost her baby. No one knows exactly how, but back then, especially babies died a lot, unfortunately.

She was grief-stricken, obviously. And during the grief, she had mentioned to people she knew and trusted that she saw her baby. Yeah. And she said that the baby came to her in her dreams. Yeah. That's normal. Of course.

That's the grieving process. And also shit like that happens. It's like, like, Boba came to you. She saw her baby. Yeah. Let her see her baby, I comforted her. Now, immediately, these assholes she invited in, were talking shit, and Puritans gonna Puritans.

So they believe that this was not her going through the worst grief you can imagine. But instead, this was her being visited by the devil who was taking the form of her dead infant. I love that there was just like, not an understanding bone in these people's bodies. And also, like, why do you think that the devil is coming to you

in all these different forms? That motherfucker's just gonna show up and be like, what's up? I'm Satan. I don't think he's gonna, like, try to roll in slightly. I, I don't know if they're actually, I've never experienced it. I've never had that experience. But think about it, if you're a witch, and you are like, well, I am one with the devil now. Like what they

thought this was. I'm one with the devil. Wouldn't the devil just show up and be like, hello, how are you? Probably. I am the devil that you are now one with. So like, let's meet and rely. IRL, let's read. Let's meet. Don't you cap this, you mean girl? I'm like, why would he just come to you as like a weird goat or something? Like he would just be like, hey,

well, I feel as though they felt like the devil was so theatrical. I know. He might be. He's very like, I feel like the devil does drag. Oh yeah. Yeah, you could see that. So I think that's why. It feels very like over the top, I love it.

This is like, and this is the other thing, I'm like, why is he coming as like a dead infant? Like, that's not, I don't see that. Oh, I don't, I don't see that one. I do, I don't know about it. You don't think so? I don't know him, so I don't either. It's hard for me to say.

I did not sign my name in the book, but I don't know him, so I don't either. It's hard for me to say. I did not sign my name in the book, but I don't know. I feel like he loves a shock factor. He does, I could see that. So I could, yeah, just like oversized infant. Yeah, who has parted? Who has parted, has departed? Yeah.

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Yeah, well, you sit there and you think about who it takes to be like have that conversation with her like a great-'s trip and mother, and then to like go to whoever fucking justice, I don't even know, just like some man's, and be like, which, that's the thing. Like, she was telling this like friends, so it's like, okay, goodie proctor. Proctor, like fuck off. Like you're going in just, right. She was telling you that in confidence.

Yeah, a different goodie proctor, but I feel like I'm goodie proctor. Yeah, not the same goodie proctor. No, goodie putt them. Yeah, goodie and putt them. The frickin same goody proctor. No, goody putnam. Yeah, goody and putnam. The frickin' putnam. But it was you. It probably was.

It was probably a distant cousin of the putnam. It probably was. Now, this only happens to witches, obviously, that their dead babies come to them in their dreams. So she must be a witch. Let's get her. Let's try to execute this grieving mom of five. Like, why not?

Seems like a great idea. Good Tuesday to you. Also, I'm very confused because like, isn't rising from the dead like a thing in a lot of religions? You're asking the wrong human being. Like I know like Christ rose from the dead. That's like part of the story.

That's what like Easter is. See, I thought he hadn't done that yet. I thought that's what everybody was waiting for. That's what like Easter is. See, I thought he hadn't done that yet. I thought that's what everybody was waiting for. Well, I think he rose. He didn't want to. I thought he came back. Did he do it one time? But I thought everybody was waiting for the res.

And I'm saying this like genuinely. No, this is like genuine curiosity. I know, well, I don't know. I know this rising from the dead involved. Yeah, I know that phoenix is. But that's what I'm confused by, like, why is it weird now? Like if her baby came back to like see her,

why would that be considered evil if like part of a lot of religions is like coming back from the dead? Maybe because I think it's only Jesus that's supposed to, or God, I'm not sure the difference, but I think it's Jesus. Okay, yeah. I think it's only Jesus that's supposed to, or God, I'm not sure the difference, but I think it's Jesus. Okay, yeah. I think it's only him who's supposed to come back. So anybody else who comes back is like playing

a trick on you and it's the devil. Okay. Maybe that's why. All right, see that makes sense. That's my understanding. No, I can get that. Or my other inference that everybody is not supposed to be able to do this.

It's only supposed to be, I guess that kind of makes sense. If you're looking at it from that point of view, sorry, we're just like talking this out loud, but I feel like you're all kind of in this with us. So, and I feel like that kind of makes sense to these people, you know, like, the pure dance. The pure dance.

The pure dance back then that only this person is supposed to be able to do that. And anyone else being able to do that is obviously, right. This is bad. So I can see that if you're in that mindset, why that makes sense now, I just couldn't make heads of tails of that before. Hey, look at me.

I did something. You did something. Oh, yeah, you did. I was like, what did you do? You did something. Now, there was a big to do about her also having premarital sex and had at one time, she had attempted an abortion. Okay.

And it had been unsuccessful. So, of course, they were real pissed about it. So, this was all used as evidence to hang her from a fucking tree, which, a mother-fifth, just wanna put that out. That's so fucked up. She was found guilty, sentenced to hang. She was hanged in 1651 in Dorchester on the gallows.

When she was on the gallows, she said she was not a witch, but she believed that she deserved her sentence because she had premarital sex and had attempted an abortion. Oh. Which is so sad to me. That's awful. That she felt like it was like this was what she got for doing that.

Like people actually got to her and made her feel like she deserved to that. That's awful. That's really sad. I never thought I would say that I was happy to be alive in the 2020s. Yeah. Well, there was a ton,

there's still a ton of descendants of Alice Lake today. Really? If you go on different like websites about this and stuff you can see, some of them will like comments and like correct parts of the story or like add to them. It's like really cool.

But they do that. Now, you may know the name Cotton Mather. Yes. That may strike accord with some people. He's a big part of those Salem Witch Trials. The name Mather will come into a few of these. And there's a book called The American Geniologist by G. Andrews Moriardi. And they talk about the

mother connection to this case too. Because we're gonna hear about Cotton Mather, Richard Mather was the pastor of Dorchester's first Paris Church and is the grandfather of Cotton Mather. So he comes before Cotton because obviously the Salem Witch Trials come a. Yeah. He had two sons, Richard Mather did. Okay. Nathaniel, an increased mother, who people might know. In my race. Yeah.

Yeah. In this source, the American genealogist, it says, there's like evidence in a letter from Nathaniel to increase who lived in Ireland, and he mentions Alice Lake. So we know that this really did happen. Yeah, there's a little papers. It's hard to find records of these hangings, especially because they were even before. Right.

Which trial, so it's like really old. And he says in this letter, why did you not put in the story of H. Lake's wife of Dorchester, whom as I heard, the devil deceived by appearing to her in the likeness and acting the part of a child of hers lately dead on whom her heart was much set. So that even shows you how sad she was

and how he's even mentioning how grief-stricken she was. It just like kills me. I'm like, what the fuck, guys? It's also like, if you're gonna do anything about it back then, can't we just like, I feel like they were always putting people in like, no. The stocks. You know, like, I don't even we? Just like, I feel like they were always putting people in like, no. The stocks. You know, like, I don't even know.

Just like, stopping Dix. Run, just like, retroactively. That's all. And I figure this out for you. Can I fix this for you guys? Now, the third which accused Dix, we are going to talk about is Anne Hibbons. She was executed on June 15th, 1656.

Oh, same day as the first woman I spent. Same day. And it says she was hanged for which only for having more wit than her neighbors. They said she was smart. She's better. No, she's better let's hang her. So Anne came over from England to,

with her second husband, William, they were high society. That's why this is a very crazy one. She was an actually like high society, pretty wealthy woman and was hanged as a witch. Jesus. Now William, her husband was one of the governor's assistants. You would think that they, you know, this class of people would be immune from this,

but apparently not. She was not only accused of which craft she was hanged for it. So in the 1630s, Anne had some remodeling work done on her home. And after the home, the work was already done, the carpenters decided that they would overcharge her. Not only that, but the work was shitty. So they just completely bamboozled her. She caught it and she was like, no. Yeah, I don't play that game. Yeah, she refused to pay their bullshit fees because they had lied.

And just to strengthen her own case against them, she even had other carpenters in the village come look at their work in the bill they sent her and tell her if it made sense. And almost all of them agreed, it was shitty work and an excessive fee. Yeah, fuck that. She had to ask her husband's permission

to sue these assholes. That's, you imagine having to ask your husband's permission to do anything? And luckily William allowed it. So she went and sued them and she won. She won the suit. Hell yeah. Now this was great.

Like fuck those guys in their shady ways. She won the court case against them all was well. I feel like it doesn't end there. Except it wasn't well. The church got involved because one of the carpenters, she had to come look at the work. Yeah. His name was John Davis.

He thought that she was too loud and opinionated of a woman. Because you didn't, like, what? You think she's loud and opinionated because you tried to pull a fast one on her and it didn't work? Oh yeah, I think you're a dick. How about that?

And well, this is one of the carpenters she called to come look at the work. Oh, well, I still think you're a dick. She was like, well, she's too loud and opinionated and it annoyed me. Apparently, a threat in this sense of self-worth. Probably. So he went to the church and told them this.

And the church didn't like that this woman was speaking her mind, speaking out against men and acting like she was even slightly powerful. So after she won her legal trial against these guys, in 1640, the church decided to put her on trial and try to excommunicate her. For winning a lawsuit. Yep, got it. During the trial, they basically tried to say the legal trial that she won against the Carpenter's was bullshit and their trial was the one that mattered

Okay, they said they found no wrongdoing by the Carpenter's Funny because the legal trial found they had done wrongdoings and she was just annoying and unagreable. Oh totally Now in transcripts from her ex-communication, one of the members said this, quote, I think if all other offenses were passed by, that has been mentioned, yet she has shed forth one sin in the face of the congregation, worth of proof, and that is transgressing the rule of the Apostle in usurping authority over him, whom God have made her head and husband. They're saying that she went over her husband's head to do this.

Well, she said, no, I got his permission. And in taking the power and authority, which God has given to him out of his hands, and when he was satisfied and sits down contended, so they're saying he was satisfied with the work, but she kept pushing. So he said, she is unsatisfied and will not be content, but will stir in it as if she were able to manage it better than her husband, which is a plain breach of the rule of Christ.

Gross. Okay. I'm like the rule that your husband asked to tell you what to do. Yeah, fuck that. Did they give her husband a say in the matter? Oh, yeah, they did. And don't worry, we'll get to that. Did they give her husband a say in the matter? Oh yeah, they did. And don't worry, we'll get to that.

Now repeatedly in this transcript, they tell her that she is bound by the rules of Christ to follow and listen to her husband. And she repeatedly tells them, my husband told me I was allowed to pursue the shoddy work and excessive fees. Oh my God, the thought of ever having to say that. And she keeps saying her husband allowed her

to take the matter further, and they keep going round and round in these transcripts. They keep hammering her with it, and she keeps being like, I know he told me it was fine. Her husband gets up there and says that he definitely gave her the permission to take the things to the mat. And then he literally is like, but can you let it go now?

Like he doesn't help her. He sits up there and is like, yeah, I gave her permission, like, can you let it go now? Like, he doesn't help her. He sits up there and is like, yeah, I give her permission. But like, can you just let it go now? You're like pushing it too far. What? Yeah. He basically is like, to be honest guys, I think she's being annoying too.

Like, oh, basically, he kind of sells her out a bit. What? And they tried and tried to force her to fucking apologize to the shitty carpenters who did the work. I feel like I won. I don't have anything to apologize for. One she said, no. Yeah, she's just gonna be like, no, fuck you.

I won my suit. It's also not a law that I have to say sorry. Yeah, so they saw it as going against the teachings of Christ and she was excommunicated from the church. Her husband William died in 19, or 1654. Bye. And immediately the church, now she's a widow. She is very vulnerable.

Yeah, well the church and this group of carpenters who banded together against her saw this. And how many years later was this? This is years later. Like how many years was this later? This was, I mean she did this in like the 30s. I think or like 40s. And it was in the 50s. See this is like 15 years later. This was, I mean, she did this in like the 30s. I think, or like 40, the 50s. See, this is like 15 years later. What the fuck? The fact that these people have been dead

against this woman now long. What is wrong with people? You have to be a really like, you hate yourself. You hate yourself. Like, you literally hate your friend, and so they decided this is our time to get rid of her. Now over the years following the trial and excommunication hearing, she was outspoken and abrasive. Like she would not back down and they said, this was not okay for a woman.

They were still looking to get her to break. So they brought forth witchcraft accusations against her because they knew it would be the thing to get her murdered once and for all. Yep. This is even more fucked up because they specifically waited until she was a goddamn widow before doing this. Because they knew that her husband couldn't stand up for her. Then it was over.

She was all done exactly, even though he barely did it for the first place. She was tried and found guilty of witchcraft in 1655. And then it was overturned. And within a year, it was brought again, so they kept going. It was brought apparently before double jeopardy. Apparently, it was brought before the general court, where she was found guilty. So they said no, and then they kept hammering,

and they were like fine, she's a witch. Apparently, she had tried to pay off to some high society people to defend her during this. I want to. And she did this by naming them as benefactors in her will, like hire up people, but some of them came out after she was executed saying they didn't mean what they said when they defended her. Like they were even talking shit about her afterwards. And they got her money. And they did this to save their own ass, because they knew if people read in the will that she was leaving money to them, they were like involved.

Then they were going to be defending her and they were going to be in trouble. So they came out later and were like, I didn't mean that. But we'll keep the money out. I'll keep the witch money. Yeah. Now, one of them actually offered officially

apologized to the general court for defending her less than a year after her execution. He said, quote, of them actually offer officially apologized to the general court for defending her less than a year after her execution. He said, quote, I am cordially sorry that anything from me, either in word or writing, should give offense to the honored court, my dear brethren in the church or church or any others. So in other words, he licked their buttocks. Yeah. Got it. She was hanged June and actually I had the date wrong. She was hanged June 19th. Oh, okay.

So only a few days later. 1656, embossing common near the frog pond. Ooh, that's so, yeah, I, whenever you do a doctor, they tell you that. That's where they used to hang witches. Where the hang and tree was. Now later, Governor Hutchinson said, the most remarkable occurrence in the colony,

the year 1655, was the trial and condemnation of Mrs. Ann Hibbons for witchcraft. Losses in the latter part of her husband's life had reduced his estate and increased the natural crabiveness of his wife's temper, which made her turbulent and coralsum. Brought her under church censure and at length rendered her so odious to her neighbors as to cause some of them to accuse her witchcraft. I love that they're like, she talked a lot and had opinions and like didn't let people get away with things and like wasn't gonna fucking stand for shit so we hanged her.

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and got her executed. So messed up. It says search was made upon her body for teats and in her chests and boxes for puppets, images, etc. But there is no record of anything of the sort being found. It fared with her as it did with Joan of Arc in France. Some counted her saint in some a witch, and some observed solemn marks of Providence set upon those who were very forward to condemn her. He's saying they found nothing to prove she was a witch.

Literally nothing. Interestingly, in 1850, Nathaniel Hawthorne, you might know that guy. I do, I do. He wrote a character in the Scarlet Letter that is supposed to be Ann Hibbons. Hester Prin meets a witch named Mistress Hibbons, who is shown telling her to sign the devil's book with blood in the woods and shit.

That's her. I love that he was like, let me make her a witch after all this shit. I'm gonna make her a witch. Wow So yeah, so the fourth one we're gonna talk about is Ann Glover Sometime around the 1680s an Irish woman named Ann Glover moved with her daughter to the North End in Boston Ooh swanky after her husband has passed away in the book Wicked Salem by Sam passed away. In the book Wicked Salem by Sam Baltrucis, she's described as quote, a self-sufficient, strong-willed Irish woman.

Same. When she got to Boston, she got a job as a housekeeper for a well-respected Mason, John Goodwin. Her daughter Mary also got a job with the family as their Laundrous. He had four children that she was also kind of in charge of looking after. And in 1688, during the summer months, suddenly the children began falling ill. Now, in memorable providences relating to witchcrafts and possessions, which is from 1689 and it was written by Cotton Mather. He wrote that the eldest daughter, Martha Goodwin, quote, saw cause to examine their washer

women upon their missing some linen, which Tosphere she had stolen from them. So basically the Goodwin children, especially the oldest one, Martha, said that the Glovers were stealing linens. Oh, totally. Now because of this accusation and was pissed, she's an Irish woman, she's not going to put up with that shit. And she got into an argument with Martha. Of course, on the tail of this argument, Martha suddenly got sick with some strange epileptic psych type illness.

Or maybe it was the fact that everybody was always sick back then. Everyone was just ill. I'm back then right now. You are, I am. Soon all of the kids followed and were falling into fits screaming being hit by invisible things. That looks fucking hobby. The works. What is funny is that none of these symptoms happened at night.

They all slept like babies. Of course they did. Only happened during the day. Stopped right when it was bedtime. Come on, new idiots. So they called the doctor and he came to examine the children who now all had fallen ill with the same strange possession type ailment. They were saying they were being poked with invisible knives and that there was invisible chains wrapped around them tight. Whenever someone would mention Jesus or religion, they would fall over and act like it was hurting them.

The same shit you see in any Salem witch trial reenactment actually was happening. When he looked at them, all he said was that, quote, nothing but a hellish witchcraft could be the origin of these maladies. Oh my God. So John could when immediately starts a accusing Glover and she spoke fluently, Gaelic, with some English. Okay.

And she mainly spoke Gaelic. So when she was questioned, they couldn't understand half of what she was saying. So they were like, which, me and, while she's literally just not from here. Can't understand her must be a witch. So fucked. So she was arrested immediately. People came forward because that's what happened back then.

People would hear this and be like, oh, yeah, yep. She visited the devil. She visited me with the devil. I saw. People just wanted in on these murders, basically. And a neighbor of Anne said that six years prior, there'd been another neighbor that had been bewitched to death and had told that it was Anglover that did it, basically. And she also said that her son, this neighbor, that her son had started falling into fits as soon as she agreed to testify

against him. Go. Wow. How she did. Same symptoms as the good one children. Now, they made her recite the Lord's Prayer during her trial. They did that a lot because they would say that a witch would never be able to get through it. And she did it partially in Galic. So they made sure they were like that's that's not going to work. they were like, that's not gonna work. She's like, that's the language I speak. And literally they said, quote, it was found that through clause after clause was most certainly repeated under her.

Yet when she said it after them, they prompted her. She could not avoid making nonsense of it with some ridiculous deprivations. Oh my God. Wow. Y'all. Like, Oh my God. Wow. Y'all. Like, that cultured. Wow.

And that's the thing. That shows you that they weren't actually believing this shit. They believed that which is, couldn't successfully recite the Lord's Prayer because the demonic shit wouldn't allow them to do it. So she does it just in Gaelic. Right. And they still hang her.

Yeah, they just want to. Like, come on. They did that to another accused witch in Salem later too, Reverend George Burrows. He recited the Lord's Prayer and they were like, ooooh, let's just hang him anyway. Like they were literally like, oh shit, that didn't work. Right. Just hang him. And who was the one who made them hang George Burrows even after he recited the Lord's Prayer

word for word in front of people? Cottonmother. And who also encouraged the hanging of Goodie Glover after she also recited the Lord's Prayer? Cottonmother. Cotton fucking mad, really, I'm correct. Cottonmother found his way into this one. He interrogated her, Anne Glover, and he told everyone that during their discussion she was

speaking to various spirits, so she was obviously demonic, which later it was discovered that she was just praying in Galic to saints. Oh, fucking idiot. He would later describe her as, quote, a scandalous, old Irish woman, very poor, a Roman Catholic and obstinate in idolatry. That's because she was having trouble speaking English to him and he was annoyed by it. That's so she was having trouble speaking English to him and he was annoyed by it. That's so gross. No. People, the fact that like people haven't changed throughout the years either.

It's pretty horror. They have like a little bit. Well, they ransacked her home and found what they said was, quote, several small images or puppets or babes made of rags and stuffed with goats hair and other such ingredients. And she have kids. Yeah, she did. It's probably like their toys.

November 16, 1688, she was hanged, saying in Gaelic that the children, all the goodwin children would continue to suffer after she hanged. Good. Martha did. Unfortunately, her own daughter went mad in prison after her hanging and died in 1689. That's really sad.

Now, a guy named Robert Califf, who was a Boston merchant and knew her, said, quote, goody-glover was a despised, crazy, poor, old woman, an Irish Catholic who was tried for afflicting the good-win children. Her behavior on her trial was like that of one distracted. They did her cruel. The proof against her was wholly deficient.

The jury brought her guilty. She was hung. She died a Catholic. Now, now, the Boston City Council decided the conviction had been unjust. They said absolutely not. A little too late, y'all. I always loved when now in like 2000s were like, oh yeah. Oh yeah, sorry about that. Whoops. But they declared November 16th Goodie Glover Day in honor of her.

Oh, that's nice. They set up a plaque. There's one in Boston right now in the plaque. It says, let me find what is this? Not far from here on November 16th or 16th November, 1688, Goodwife Annie Glover, an elderly Irish widow was hanged as a witch because she had refused to renounce her Catholic faith.

Having been deported from her native Ireland to the Barbados with her husband, who died there because of his loyalty to the Catholic faith, she came to Boston where she was living for at least six years before she was unjustly condemned to death. This memorial is erected to commemorate Goodie Glover as the first Catholic martyr in Massachusetts. Wow. Isn't that interesting? Now a word from our sponsor, BetterHelp. I think a lot of times guys have been talking to you about this lately, a lot of us focus on our problems and we're like, ooo, ooo, o oh, you know, I'm so sad and everything's wrong.

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That's what most of these women got hanged for is just being spicy. So... I was like, it's always so heavy to talk about. I know. Which trials, just like in the various witch trials. I know, and those were the four original witches, accused witches, hanged in Boston. Well, I have something a little bit lighter for us.

We know, finish off with, I wanted to talk about a place. It's like a little bit of a pellet cleanser. We love that. It's witches woods in Beverly, Massachusetts. Was she you talked about Beverly, didn't youer. We love that. It's Witch's Woods in Beverly, Massachusetts. What did you talk about Beverly, didn't you? I did, yeah. Yeah, we're back in Beverly. Back in Beverly.

Which, by the way, Beverly, Massachusetts is named or the Hollywood, like Beverly Hills Hollywood. Hollywood. Hollywood. That took every bit of my voice to say. Good for you, thank you. Thank you. But Beverly Hills in California is named after Beverly

Mass. I know. You told me that like right before we started. Yeah. It was like blew my mind. Yeah. It was like what? I when I was reading about Beverly when I was like doing this. I saw that and I was like what the fuck? That's really wild. I think it's supposed to be like it's like this beautiful like gated community. Oh yeah. So it's like affluent. So affluent. It's affluent, that's what I was gonna say. Yeah, I meant to say that. Also drink every time I say like, I just get yelled out.

You're so dumb. Which is what, it's what about it. Supposedly got its name, Alina, because no. Oh. Oh. I was like, I don't, for a second I was gonna be like,

I don't know what people are like. You did not name this one. I was like, it's called witch's words. But then I was like, I don't, for a second I was gonna be like, I don't know what people are like. You did not name this one. I was like, it's called Witch's Woods. But then I was like, oh, but no. I mean, maybe if it was called Bitch's Woods. Oh! Okay, no. People think that it got its name

because of Giles Corey hiding out in this area of woods during the Witch Trials. Oh, that guy. Unfortunately based on timelines that doesn't seem to be true. But there are other rumors that because Beverly back in the 1600s was still actually part of Salem, that when the witch trials really started ramping up, many people who feared that they would be accused ran into this set of woods.

Oh. Some even say that the people who ran into the woods really were witches, and that it became kind of a safe place for them to practice their craft. Like, Coke is focused quite literally. But as we know, there is like good magic, there's light magic and then there's dangerous magic. So the theory is that the dangerous and like dark magic somehow tainted the woods and thus they became known as witches' woods.

I love this. Not to be taken, there's mistaken, with the seriously fantastic haunted house in Westford. It's so much fun. So much fun. Drew grew up in that area, and he introduced us to Witch's Woods, like you gotta give a, what's credit, where credit is due?

Oh yeah, it was Drew's, it was Drew's so fair, and I wanna go back this year. I also, me and Alina have not went to a mother fucking on it, how like three years, three years. Like we, it's, you had kids first of all. I know, it makes it hard. I made it so hard, like I love them so much, but like find and time to get there, you know?

And then fucking COVID. Then that whole panorama that happened. That whole thing. The, my tummy, when you said, my tummy. I know you ate that. I'm so much, I did it. I'm such a dick.

But like, I feel that feeling in my gut whenever you say, like when you said like, which is what's in the haunted house, I was like, yes. Oh my god, I want to go so bad. Is that like, it's that giddy feeling? Like, she could see her face. The honey house. This is her opening.

I, doesn't the fear, fear factory, is that what it is? Factory of fear. Factory of fear. For factory of terror. That's what it is. Doesn't that factory open? That factory, that's fucking scary. I think it's open this weekend.

I've never been to any of the factory for a while. So I'm willing to go. I want to go. I got to get better though. I want to go. Okay, but there's a lot of legends about the real Witches Woods, not the haunted house, like the actual ones that Witches may have vibed in. I was gonna say ran into yours is better. Yeah, they've had to know this one. So legend has it that there's more than just witches. There is also a headless ghost. Oh hell yeah. He's arguably not as theatrical as the headless horseman though because he's not riding around on horseback.

He actually just walks around through the woods with his head tucked under his arm kind of like a football. If that makes any sense. And throughout the years, people telling his story out in the woods have dubbed him, Heady. So clever. I was gonna say, like,

like, is everyone all right? Cause that wasn't great. The kids are not all right. That was not, that was not anyone's best work. It was not. I would that one, Heady. Like, Come on, come on.

Just call him headless. There you go. But another legend, and this is the kind of like a main legend of this wooded area. And I don't know why I love this. I love this little tail so much. Oh, I'm excited. All right, so it's that of the haunted homestead.

Or is I really like to call it the great disappearing farmhouse? I'd weigh more catchy. I'm concerned. I'd be haunted homestead, like people do love a iteration, but like the great disappearing farmhouse. No way better. I'm haunted homestead, but people do love a littleeration, but the great disappearing farmhouse. No way better. I'd buy tickets to go see that. It tells you everything upfront.

It doesn't very lead. Thank you. Yeah. All right, so there was this woman who lived during the 19th century, and she used to vacation with her family in the summertime, and a lot of people would vacation in Beverly back in the day. It was a really nice place to go, and it was again for the affluent.

Affluent. the affluent. And her family, they would stay in a house that was really close to which is woods. Like the woods were basically a adjacent to where their property sat. So of course, she and some company would venture inside the woods to see if the rumors about the place being haunted were true.

And obviously they were also trying to catch a glimpse of Heide. But instead of Heide, one day they went in there and they experienced something way scarier. It's almost like time, just kind of like stops and then resets and then stops and starts back up again in these woods because this woman, her name was Caroline Howard and her little cousin experienced some weird kind of time lapse while they were inside. So they went into the woods with like an attendant or a maid. That's what you would call them at the time. And at first everything was fine.

Just the three of them chatting, walking along, but then they had a Blair Witch moment. And they realized that they'd been walking in circles and that they were probably lost. Uh-oh. So they keep trying to find their way out. And at one point, they thought they were onto something because they spotted something that people had told them they might come across.

It was a mostly dilapidated old farmhouse that was rumored back in town to be haunted. There was this story passed along throughout generations that like a witch had lived there, and she cursed the spot. So they were interested, this little trio, and they poked around what remained before kind of trying to find their way back to the beginning of the trail that they'd come in on. Now, there was a pretty tall hill nearby, so after they kind of lurked around this abandoned spot, they said, you know what, let's climb up that hill, get a better vantage point, kind of see if we can figure out where we're supposed to be going to here. So they climb up this hill, and they looked down at the area that they were just kind of exploring.

And the completely gone, the completely gone farmhouse ruins that they should have been looking down on. Like there should have been a dilapidated farmhouse. Like just ruins. Nope. Now they were looking down at this beautiful property and it looked like somebody was living inside like smoke billowing from the chimney. No, literally. Like, what's? Yeah. The lawn was clearly being tended to.

There were plants outside that were being kept up with. Like you said, yes, there was smoke coming out of the chimney. And then as they're looking down at the frickin' smoke and all the well-kept beauty of it all, all three of them watched as a woman. Did you just say, did you stifle a cough? I did, it was cute. You said, how did it sound like that? Sorry, everybody.

No, it was funny, you said, I don't like one of my counts. Even your laugh, there was a few. I know it's a wreck. It was a wreck. OK, share. All right, so it looked like somebody was living inside, everything's being tended to. And all three of them walked as a woman walks out the front door.

Who is that woman? I don't know, but she was feeding her chicken. She was freaking throwing out whatever chickens eat to them. Con, it's Con! Do you think they really did they, Corin? I don't know. I feel like I've seen in a show that they throw like kernels at them.

Oh. Like feed. Yeah. Yeah, she's throwing out feed to them. But they had 100 million percent not been there earlier. No. Neither the woman nor the chickens, or the whole ass house. I was going to say, or the dwelling for that matter.

Or the dwelling. But you know, they figured we've been walking for a while. We're tired. You know, we're just a little kooky. So one of them,, so one of them, one of the women decides to go down to the home and see if the woman can give them any kind of directions. They're like, well, that woman is clearly a whole last woman. That apparition that she showed up, we should ask them for directions. I mean, maybe we're loco.

So let's go check it out. So she gets down to the exact area that she was just looking at from the hill and she gets there and she cannot believe her eyes for the second time that day. Because there she is standing in the ruins that they had all just been confused about earlier. So a minute there was a farmhouse. First there was ruins, then there was a farmhouse. Now there's ruins again. And are they watching from on top of the hill? Yeah. So they're like, what?

So she gets back up there, she runs back up, and she's like, I'm, no, like, you gotta be shitting me, like, that farmhouse that we're all looking at again, if you go down there with me, it's ruins. So they can still see it from up there. They can still see it from up there. What?

It's almost like they're like looking at like, what once was or something went into the past. They're looking into the past, exactly. So fucking weird. So they go down there, they check it out, and they're like, we need to get out of here as soon as humanly possible. So after some slight panicking, they were finally able to follow a stream bed back out into civilization.

But some people chalk the strange things that happen inside of which is woods, to which is secretly still living on that land. Hell yeah. But guess what? What? Other people think that the trees are to blame, Alina. I do. There's been whispers over the years that the entire reason why the witches even ended up

going into the woods was because the trees were somehow human-like and they had some evil intentions. Allah, Wizard of Oz. Allah, Wizard of Oz. And even back in the 18th century, people had spoken that something. Allah Wizard of Oz. Allah Wizard of Oz. And even back in the 18th century, people had spoken that something was off in this area. There were soldiers that were stationed throughout various areas within this specific set of woods

for training during the American Revolution. And they would tell stories of their experiences later that just what could not be explained. Specifically, soldiers would say that after they had shot an opposing soldier, the man would get back up again just to disappear in a cloud of smoke. What, that's ghost. That's a ghost right there.

That is a ghost, my friends. And that is Witch's Woods, just a couple of tales. What? To finish you off. Witch's Woods. Witch's Woods. If anybody's ever been there, let us know if you have a weird experience there.

I know that's wild. It was really, really interesting. Damn, thanks for bringing us that. I kind of want to buy the homestead. Yeah. It's like... Build it back up. No.

Be part of a wormhole. No, no, no, no, I don't, it already exists. I don't have to build it back up. But when you're down there, it doesn't exist. No, I have to stand on the hill to always see your house. No, I'd be the witch. Oh, you'd be the witch. She could be living there forever.

She could be my wife. I was just going to say it sounds to me like she is living there forever. And that's actually what's happening. Well, I could do it, actually, I would never do a roommate situation. So I'll get my own disappearing home. Yeah, thank you. I knew you'd get there. Thank you.

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