Morbid - Katherine Knight Is The Worst Nana
Episode Date: September 12, 2018Australia. You may have bested us with this one. Hold on to your butts because this lady is bashing people over the head with frying pans, leaving babies on train tracks and skinning men like Buffalo ...Bill. Katherine Knight is a woman so evil that words have failed me here. Just trust us, this one is bananas. Sources: https://allthatsinteresting.com/katherine-knight https://www.investigationdiscovery.com/crimefeed/murder/katherine-knight-slaughterhouse-worker-who-skinned-cooked-her-boyfriend Beyond Bad: The Life and Crimes of Katherin Knight , Australia's Hannibal by Sandra Lee https://www.news.com.au/national/crime/queen-bee-cannibal-killer-katherine-knights-life-in-prison-where-shes-known-as-the-nanna/news-story/e6f5e013f7be2c6328eb40029e0715b2 https://www.theguardian.com/film/2016/mar/18/story-of-australian-woman-who-skinned-and-cooked-partner-to-be-told-in-film 2020 update! This book is great, so for those of you looking for a good dive into this after the show, check this book out. Man-Eater: The Terrifying True Story of Cannibal Killer Katherine Knight by Ryan Green Cowritten by Alaina Urquhart, Ash Kelley & Dave White (Since 10/2022)Produced & Edited by Mikie Sirois (Since 2023)Research by Dave White (Since 10/2022), Alaina Urquhart & Ash KelleyListener Correspondence & Collaboration by Debra LallyListener Tale Video Edited by Aidan McElman (Since 6/2025) Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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Hey weirdos, I'm Ash.
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Whatever.
So last week, we were doing, what one were we doing last week?
We did the vampire killers.
Oh, yeah, the vampire.
I was like, what were we talking about?
Where was I last week?
We did the vampire cult killer, Rod Farrell.
And I said that this happened in Murray, Kentucky, which it did.
But I also incorrectly said that that was the same place that Ted Bundy tried to kidnap
Carol Durant.
Wrong.
The thing is, he tried to.
to kidnap her in Murray, Utah.
So I just didn't look correctly.
I wrote it down wrong, stupid me.
But one of our listeners corrected me on that,
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that I got any element of the Ted Bundy case wrong.
Yeah, that's your favorite case.
I know, so, yeah.
So we just wanted to correct that.
It was Murray, Utah, not Murray Kentucky.
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They're similar but like not at all.
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Oh, I wish I was good at accents.
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I'm not good at accents, but I'm good at, like, doing other voices.
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Like the party goblin
Let's go to a party
And a valley girl
That's just my fucking voice
God damn you
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I'm gonna talk like this
So that no one thinks I'm a valley girl
So let's just get right into it
Woohoo
Today's case
Is the case
Of
Catherine
Night
Why did I think it was Christina
Bye
You were like
Chris
Raffrin.
Craffron.
Catherine Knight.
Also known by some as the Black Knight.
Oh.
Because she's intense.
Yeah, she is fucking intense.
So, fair warning.
It's fucking brutal.
This is brutal.
Brutal.
Brutality to the maxality.
Like, this is wild.
And when I first got into this case,
instead of, like, diving into it,
I knew the big cresheny.
of this case.
But there's so many little crescendos.
Which it ends in a murder.
Let's just say that.
Murder.
But there's so much leading up to this, too.
She was such a bad person.
She's still alive.
I shouldn't say she was.
She's a real bad gal.
She is a real bad gal.
She's a bad broad.
Bad.
And so many things just failed in this.
Like the police failed.
The mental health system failed.
Her family failed.
Everyone's a big old failure.
This is so much failure.
So, let's just kick it right off.
So in Aberdeen, Australia, 49-year-old Catherine Knight
brutally killed her common-law husband, John Price, on February 29th, leap day in the year
2000.
We had another leap day murder, didn't we?
We had somebody who was born on a leap day.
Oh.
Someone was born on a leap day.
We were like, that's supposed to be good luck.
It wasn't the nightstocker, was it?
I think it was actually, because we were like, oh, it's supposed to be good luck, but it's not.
It was bad fucking long.
So apparently it's not good luck.
So the details of how she committed this murder, we will get to...
In the end.
In a little while.
But it's going to blow your fucking mind.
So, you know...
Now let me blow your mind.
Hold on to your butts.
We should put that on a shirt.
We really should.
Hold on to your butts.
So the crime scene where this happened was apparently so bad.
I'm giving you some things to hold on to for the rest of this whole thing.
It was apparently so bad that a lot of police officers straight up quit.
They were like, you know what?
I don't think this is for me.
Like they were like, you know what?
Nope, not going to do it.
And the police officers who actually were the first responders there
have complained years later of still being affected by what they saw.
I would be.
A few officers had to go through years of therapy to try to wipe this vision away.
That's the thing.
I don't know how police officers see what they see and don't go to like, they have to
go to therapy.
Well, it's the same as, like, medical examiners and shit.
Well, yeah, you're just bananas.
You just have to separate.
Yeah.
You have to look at it.
You have to be, like, good at it.
Yeah, you just have to be like, this is a job.
You can't think too far into, like,
this is a person with a family, and this is,
even if you start thinking of that,
that's how I feel about blowjarring people's hair.
That's when you start thinking of those people have families,
you're like, oh, oh, shit, a lot of pressure here.
What if your mom doesn't like your haircut?
Fuck, you're going to come back next week.
You're going to come back next week.
and I can't deal with that.
We're getting too close.
We have very similar careers.
Same thing.
Same exact thing.
Totally.
So Detective Sergeant Bob Wells, who was called to the crime scene, one of the
first responders, said, quote, it's an image that I'm still trying to come to grips
with today.
And that's a detective, like a sergeant.
Video footage of this crime scene is actually locked away.
Oh, I heard that.
And it's so bad that they believed anybody who views the,
tapes would be forever damaged.
Oh, I would never want to.
But they had to show it to the jury pool.
And a lot of the jury pool had to have, like, therapy afterwards.
Jesus.
And she's not a household name in Australia.
Really?
Which is crazy, because you would think she would be,
because in the end, she ends up being the first woman in Australian history
to be sentenced to life in prison without parole.
Now, the reason she is not a household name is because journalists,
literally thought that it wasn't right for the public to hear these gruesome details.
Oh.
Like, they were literally like, this is too much.
It's like taboo.
So according to the Daily Telegraph, it was left out of a lot of newspapers and off news
because it was just so bad.
Shit.
Now, a journalist with the Australian named Peter Lelor said,
quote, we had to make a decision whether the story was palatable for people to read with their
breakfast in the morning.
A decision was made this couldn't be reported.
It was too horrific.
So how did people ever find out about it?
Well, some people did report on it.
But it just wasn't as widely reported as I think.
Or maybe they just didn't report the details as much.
And the details are really what makes this.
Just a legendary case.
So Catherine Knight was born October 24, 1955 in Tenterfield, New South Wales, Australia.
She was definitely raised in a dysfunctional and unconventional.
conventional family to say the fucking least.
Well, here is the thing with all of the fucking people that we're covering lately.
Like, this one is really bad.
Like, she was in it real bad.
So before her birth, her mother Barbara, I can't, it's R-O-U-G-H-A-N, Rowan.
Oh, yeah.
Barbara Rowan.
Quick English class.
Oh, whatever.
Her mother, Barbara Rowan, was married to a man named Jack Rowan, who was a pig farmer.
And they lived together in a small town of Aberdeen.
in New South Wales, Hunter Valley, which is a small town of only like 2,000 people.
And it's well known for its slaughterhouse industry.
Do you know what that reminds me of?
What?
Sharp objects, which you should fucking watch.
I know.
I need to get on it.
But we've been trying to finish The Good Place.
Oh, just fucking watch Sharp Objects instead.
The Good Place is very easy to binge, though.
So sharp objects.
I'm going to get on Sunab Objects.
And all of you should, too.
Sorry, goodbye.
Yeah.
And I'm also trying to finish Dark Twelf.
tourist. Or I'm just trying to savor.
I think. Yeah, I savor it
because I sprinkle it in here and there.
I want to, I want to, I want to, I want to, I want to, I want to season two.
Kind of hoping he is. Season two for sure. Right.
Sponsor us Netflix. So yeah, sponsor us Netflix. I already know what you're doing.
Go watch it. So,
so Aberdeen was known for its slaughterhouse industry. Like the whole town, a lot of families
that was their family business. Good. A lot of pork.
Barbara and Jack had four sons together.
and after these four sons were born, Barbara began having an affair with a man named Ken Knight, citing Jack's drinking and gambling as a problem for her.
Uh-oh.
Ken was a co-worker at the Aberdeen Meatworks, a slaughterhouse, and a friend of her husband, Jack, so she was like a fucking peach, clearly.
So she ends up having four more children with Ken.
Holy shit.
Yeah. As you're going to see, like, kids are popping out everywhere in this case.
She was fertile-mer-tle.
They have twin girls, Catherine and Joy.
Oh, she's a twin.
We're born in 1955, yes.
Catherine was the younger one.
Her sister's name was Joy, which is really funny.
It would be funny if her name was Joy.
When Catherine was four, her stepfather, Jack, passed away,
and the two boys who had lived with him moved in with Barbara and Ken.
Mm-hmm.
The other two kids, from what I read, because they had four kids, Jack and Barbara.
The other two kids I read in a couple of places, they went to live with an aunt in Sydney.
Jack and Barbara or Ken and Barbara?
Jack, okay, so Jack passed away.
Yeah.
So, they're two, Barbara and Jack's kids.
Two of them went to live with an aunt in Sydney,
and two of them went to live with Ken and Barbara.
Oh, okay, got it.
Sorry.
No, no, no worry.
What a family tree.
Yeah.
So now, it all just kind of seems like dysfunctional,
but like the kind of dysfunction that's like whatever, right?
Like you're just like, okay, whatever.
Yeah, like, who cares?
No, it's not that at all.
Oh.
You're like, you're going to care.
Yeah.
like get ready. So Ken was a piece of actual shit.
He was a big pile of dung. He literally was. He was an alcoholic and he openly used violence
and intimidation on Barbara. Oh good. She had black eyes all the time. Wasn't a fair to have
Barbara. Like wasn't everything good with Jack other than the gambling? Was it worth it? And eventually
the kids saw these black eyes and bruises as just normal. Like she would walk around battered and bruised
and they just didn't even ask what was going on. And they didn't ask. And they didn't ask
because this was always in full view of the kids where he would be...
They didn't ask because they knew.
They knew.
He would also rape her sometimes 10 times a day in front of their children.
Ew.
What the fuck?
So not only did he abuse her in front of the children all the time, but he also raped her in front of the children.
So these kids are getting some unbelievable.
Messages.
Disfunction here.
And this is completely desensitizing kids to violence.
Right.
And it's putting it hands in hand with sex.
Exactly.
Because now we're going to do the same thing that happened with Richard Revere's and with a lot of these.
They're fusing sex and violence and that's going to fuck them up for later in life.
So this obviously messed up Catherine's mother Barbara as well.
And she ended up making a habit of telling her children the intimate details of her sex life and how much she hated men.
That's probably not the best thing to do.
It's just, that's compounding on top of already shitty things.
You're like, if you hate men so much, why don't you leave Ken?
Yeah, like, just be, be alone, man.
And, like, just to, like, put this in further, at one point later in life,
um, Catherine complained to her mother that one of her partners wanted her to take part in an act
that she was not comfortable with.
Okay.
She was like, mom, what the fuck do I do here?
And her mom was like, just put up with it and stop fucking complaining.
Oh, okay, mom.
Thanks for your motherly advice.
I was just going to say motherly advice.
Like what?
Yeah, so that's good.
Now, Catherine claims she was frequently sexually assaulted by her half-brothers.
But not her father.
Pretty believable.
She never claimed by her father.
Now, she says this continued until she was like 11 years old.
People have minor doubts about the details, but psychiatrists do accept these claims because
family members have confirmed that they happen.
That's really sad.
So she's being sexually abused by her own brothers.
Which is super fucked up.
Her father is abusing her mother in every way imaginable in front of her.
And then on top of that, her parents took turns in beating the kids all the time
with anything from an electrical cord to a dog lead.
What?
And there was a big wooden plank that they left hanging above the kitchen door as a warning to the kids.
Oh, okay.
Now, when she attended Muswellbrook High School, I might have gotten that name wrong, Muswellbrook.
You tried.
High school, Catherine was kind of a loner, and she's remembered by classmates as a legit bully,
who, like, stood over smaller kids and, like, intimidated them.
So she was...
Well, that's what she fucking knew how to do.
Exactly.
And she was a huge asshole, and her sister Joy was basically the same.
Oh.
So the two twins were dicks, and actually, they would fight each other a lot.
Like, they would end up beating the shit out of each other.
That's interesting.
But then if one person stepped to one of the twins, the other one would kind of.
come to their defense in like a second to like kick someone's ass for their twin.
Huh.
Yeah.
So it's like kind of crazy.
So she assaulted at least one boy at school with a weapon and was once injured by a
teacher who was found to have acted in self-defense.
Oh, God.
Yeah.
That's when you know it's bad if your teacher is using self-defense.
Your teacher had these self-defense on it.
Yikes.
So around town, everyone knew she had these dark moods and that's when you would keep away from
but they also claim that she could be really sweet and polite and like happy and wonderful.
Now there's a reason for this and I'm going to get into it in a minute.
Now, she dropped out of school at the age of 16.
She hadn't learned to read or write and she was basically considered illiterate.
This wasn't super weird at the time because in this town, a lot of kids were kind of just in school to be in school until they could go into the meat industry.
Oh, wow.
So this wasn't too weird of a thing.
They weren't really weird.
there to learn. They were there just to pass the time.
It was like day. It was like daycare sort of. Yeah.
So after failing her first audition into the
abattoir, which is a slaughterhouse job, she finally
nailed it and got what she referred to as
her quote, dream job.
Well, that's like fucking you. In 1974, at the age of 18. I would not want a
slaughterhouse job. She has to kill animals.
Well, no, I'm saying like you have a slaughterhouse job.
I have a slaughterhouse job. Can I say something, though?
This is going to be really sad, but like just like,
for your knowledge, pigs are even smarter than dogs and they know what's happening to them before they get slaughtered.
Yeah. And this is going to suck to hear once you know that.
So, you're welcome. So just get ready. Maybe don't eat pork. Yeah. I still do.
I was going to say, you'd say that like maybe don't eat pork. But I still do. Let me go eat some pork.
But just so you're educated. But you know what? It's good to know where it comes from.
Yeah. And like sometimes I actually like, second guess it. Because sometimes you need to have that moment of like shit.
What am I doing?
I mean, I eat meat, but I'd really like to not eat meat.
Me too.
It's difficult.
I need to get some willpower.
So she did finally get that dream job.
She was put in the Awful Room, it's called.
The Awful Room?
Awful is the entrails and internal organs of an animal used as food.
Oh, good.
Now, she was in there scraping blood and bone marrow from the dead animal carcasses.
Ooh.
This was at the Aberdeen Meatwereens.
Works Company and her coworkers
claimed that Knight would like to
go over to the front of the production line
and watch the pigs have their throat
slit. Jesus. Yeah.
They assumed at first that she was just
trying to learn and like
you have to learn some way.
But some were like, she spent a lot of time
watching these animals die.
And then she was,
once she started to be able to
get promoted in the slaughterhouse
she was doing it herself. Yeah.
But there's a way to do it.
I mean, it's all awful.
But it's like a less awful way to do it.
But like usually they get cut quick to not let them suffer.
The whole point of this is not to, you know, torture.
Well, you know what I mean.
Yeah.
But instead of doing that, though, she wouldn't quickly slice their throat.
Instead, she would like nick an artery and watch them bleed out slowly.
What?
Which is so fucked.
That's crazy.
And they're like squeal.
Because you're literally watching an animal just bleed out slowly.
Oh, the God, that makes my heart hurt.
Yeah.
Now, she was quickly promoted to boning and given her own set of butcher knives.
At home, she hung the knives over her bed.
As one does.
So that she would, so they would always be handy if she needed them.
So, listen, I'm all for having a weapon next to your bed at night because I have a weapon next to my bed at night.
But like, hanging a whole set of butcher knives over your bed.
It's a little much.
Like a little excessive.
I normally just have like food next to my bed.
I also have food next to my bed.
I have food and weapons next to my bed at night.
And soy milk.
Gross.
I always have soy milk.
Oh, I know.
Binail soy milk.
I bring a seltzer up to bed these days.
Yeah, there you go.
I'm starting to get heartburn in my old age.
Oh man.
You are getting old.
So she was obsessed with knives.
Like obsessed.
Can Ivees.
She was obsessed with them.
She loved them.
And she was really good.
at using them. She knew how to bone a bitch. There's something called pickerism.
And it's a clinical term for someone who is aroused by the notion of cutting, slicing, or stabbing skin.
A person with pickerism fantasizes about using a knife to pierce skin. Awesome. So she definitely had that.
Okay. Her strength was also known all over town. Like she was a pretty big woman.
Hefty lady. Like she wasn't fat. She was just... Big boned.
I think she was like over six feet tall. So she was tall. And she wasn't like...
Blanky. You know what I mean? Like, she wasn't noodily. She was like, she was a big broad.
She could take you out. Was she, was she like big? She was just like meaty. Like she, like she had big,
she had, that's why I would really want someone to describe me. Meaty. She had, like a lot of people
said she had very masculine hands, very big masculine hands. And she was just very strong.
Cool. Like very strong. And you'll, you'll hear later of things that she did with her strength. And it's like,
She was clearly
strong.
Scary, strong.
So that's also really scary.
She was that strong.
Yeah.
Now, we're going to get into her marriages and relationships now.
Which is the best fucking part.
She had four major relationships.
And earlier, I told you that, like, people around town said that she could go into these
dark moods and you fucking stay away from her because she's scary in those dark moods
with those rage and shit.
But then when she could be super gentle.
Now, the reason for this is she was believed to have had borderline.
and personality disorder.
Oh.
So this illness manifests itself in like kind of scary ways and it's exceedingly difficult to
treat.
So because of this mental illness, she was able to show a soft, probably warm side that
could draw people in, but then she would unleash.
She'd have like episodes.
And she would only unleash for a short period of time.
So once that happened, she could draw the people back in with the sweet, you know,
charismatic way about it.
And that's why she was always able to bring them back in with the quote,
Good Catherine, because it would always come back.
Now, I'm just going to give you a little information about,
I'm going to call it BPD, Borderline Personality Disorder,
just so you know what we're working with here.
The characteristics of it are a fear of abandonment.
They're often terrified of being abandoned or left alone.
Something as innocuous as a loved one getting home late
makes these people go into a frenzy.
of like they get so scared that this person is abandoning them.
There's a lot of jealousy there.
The next thing is they have unstable relationships.
They tend to be intense, but very short-lived.
They're going to fall in love quickly.
They're going to think every new person is the one,
but then that's going to quickly dissipate as fast as it came.
And they're either going to be horrible or amazing and nothing in between.
The next thing is an unclear or unstable self-image.
so your sense of self is completely unstable.
Sometimes you feel great about yourself, sometimes you hate yourself.
And you don't have a clear idea of who you are or what you want in life.
Oh.
As a result, these people frequently change jobs, friends, lovers, religion, values, goals, and even sexual identity.
So the next thing is impulsive, self-destructive behaviors.
Oh.
These people engage in harmful, sensation-seeking behaviors.
It's usually when they get upset.
They go, they will impulsively spend money.
They'll binge eat.
They'll drive recklessly.
They'll steal.
They'll be promiscuous and overdo it with drugs and alcohol.
Like, they'll sabotage success by suddenly quitting a good job or ending a relationship.
Wow.
Then there's self-harm, suicidal behavior and deliberate self-harm.
Extreme emotional mood swings.
So unstable emotions and moods are common.
You may feel happy one second and then completely despondent the next.
little things that usually people can brush off will literally send these people into just Jupiter.
And very intense, but they pass very quickly.
So they get very angry or very upset, but it can be gone.
So it's almost, it's like manic.
Very manic, yeah.
And then there's chronic feelings of emptiness, so they feel like a nobody, and they try to fill
this nothingness with, you know, drinking, drugs, sex, you know, anything.
New things.
Yeah, just anything in excess.
Okay.
They have explosive anger, so they have a really short temper and they just explode.
They have trouble controlling it once the fuse is lit.
It's like they'll yell, they'll throw things, completely consumed by rage.
And then the last thing is they have a lot of feelings of suspiciousness.
So they struggle with a lot of paranoia, a lot of suspicious thoughts about others.
And when they're under stress, they almost like disassociate and they kind of feel like foggy and spaced up.
out, like, outside of themselves.
Huh.
So this is what she was, what was going on here.
She had a lot going on.
To be clear, borderline personality disorder does not cause you to kill people.
You have to already have that evil shit in you, but borderline personality disorder can
help it along, I think.
It doesn't help it, at least.
You know what I mean?
Right.
It adds to the...
It just compounds on top of it, exactly.
And as we'll see.
later, like experts said that borderline personality disorder is not the reason for this.
It's just there as well.
So her first relationship was with a man named David Stanford Kellett.
Now, Catherine met David at work.
He was a co-worker in 1973.
He was known as a hard drinking and a fighter and just, but like a good guy.
He would get in like a fist fight with someone when he's drunk, but he's like a good guy in general.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
And the two quickly fell for each other.
Because they were young.
They were like 18 years old.
Oh, wow.
So this was a long time ago.
But she completely dominated him.
And if David got into a fight, which was like a lot, she would step in and literally
like fight alongside him with fists.
Terrifying.
Yeah, she would literally fight with him.
Now, in Aberdeen, she had already become well known for physically fighting anyone that
kissed her off.
So now she was just with someone that she could do it next to.
Now, they did get married in 1974 when they were both 18, but she literally forced him into it.
Like, one day...
She's like, we're fucking getting married.
Basically.
Literally, one day during their lunch break, she literally told them, we're getting married.
What?
So she essentially did do that.
And on the actual wedding day, they arrived at the service on her motorcycle, and David was shit-faced.
That's fucking amazing.
And on that day, Catherine's mother, Barbara,
gave David some advice
because you know it's their wedding.
Don't marry her.
And she was like, let me tell you a little something about my daughter.
This is what David said that Barbara told him.
He said, the old girl said to me, watch out.
You better watch this one or she'll fucking kill you.
Stir her up the wrong way or do the wrong thing and you're fucked.
Don't ever think of playing up on her.
She'll fucking kill you.
And that was her mother talking.
She told me she's got something loose.
she's got a screw loose somewhere.
That was her own mother telling her new husband that.
That's wild.
Now, on their wedding night, as you can imagine, their wedding night was beautiful, romantic.
Was it?
Just everything you've ever thought a wedding night should be.
Now, on their wedding night, David woke up to Catherine strangling him and punching him in the face.
I mean, that's romantic a.F.
Now, you might be thinking, why?
I would say that's a first thought.
Why is she doing that?
Well, she later explained it was because he fell asleep after only having intercourse with her three times.
That's it.
And she knew her parents had consummated their marriage five times on their wedding night.
Why did she know that?
Why did she know that?
I don't fucking know.
Like, Barbara, chill.
Why did it matter?
I don't fucking know.
I have to beat my mom with you.
Literally.
Like, gross.
Yeah.
Also, three times.
Also, five times?
Chill, girl.
Like, one and done.
Chill.
Calm your tities.
Damn.
So she figured she would just kill his ass on their wedding bag.
She's like, you know what?
I can do better.
Bananas.
Now, apparently he let that go, and they just went on with their life.
And he also, David said their marriage in the beginning was like, okay.
Which I don't know what he considers okay after that.
Like getting punched in the last.
the face and strangled?
Yeah.
Their marriage eventually did get very violent, but it was Catherine as the aggressor.
Shocking.
One time when she was super pregnant, because they did have kids together.
Yikesies.
She was super pregnant.
Catherine lit all of David's clothing and shoes on fire and then hit him across the back
of the head with a frying pan.
What?
Why?
Why?
Because he had arrived home.
late from a darts competition after reaching the finals at a local pub.
A darts competition.
Now, so literally he went out for the night to do this darts competition at a pub.
The pub closed at like 10 or whatever.
And she called him and was like, you need to get home now.
It's closed.
And he was like, okay, but we're not done.
We're just finishing up.
And she was like, okay.
And when he showed up, she was like, oh, I've lit all your shit on fire.
So get home by curfew, bitch.
And bang, here's a firing pant of the head.
Now, obviously he was terrified and figured she was going to kill him and somehow staggered to the neighbor's house and collapsed when he got there.
Oh, my God.
He was taken to the hospital and he was diagnosed with a very severe fracture to his skull.
Oh, wow.
He's like he didn't die.
This is not a fucking cartoon and you can't just hit someone in the head with a frying pan.
Like, that's insane.
Do you know what I'm about to say?
No.
It's time for Hugh Billy Mo Man.
Does anybody remember that from the Amanda?
show.
For a hail bailie moment.
I'm going to get you in the head with a fraud.
Haleighal moment.
Whoa.
True hailbelly moment.
Yikes.
Now, police wanted to charge her, obviously.
Why?
So many whys.
But she was now on her best behavior, and she talked David into dropping the charges.
And then did they continue to be married?
Never dropped the charges, guys.
If someone has brought you to the point of having to debate charges, don't drop
Don't do that.
Just go through with them.
Now, when he came home from the hospital, that's when she had hung all of the knives over the bed.
Oh, that's when she did it?
And they were on a special hanging, like a special hook.
Yeah.
And she was like, fuck with me.
He came home and was like, yeah, we'll keep going with this.
That makes sense, right?
Okay.
Now, one morning, he woke up to see her, like, straddling him and was holding a knife at his throat, grazing it.
And she laughed and told him how easy it would be to kill him.
I'd be like, I actually moved out yesterday. Bye.
Now, David said, I never raised a finger against her, not even in self-defense.
I would just walk away in these situations.
And people said he was not a violent guy to her.
Jeez.
None of these dudes were.
Now, in May 1976, they, shortly after the birth of their first child, Melissa,
David had enough of the constant abuse.
because he was obviously shit was bad.
Right.
He left her for another woman and moved to Queensland.
Now...
Is that still in Australia?
Yes.
Now, Catherine, this was abandonment.
And she lost her mind.
So this is real bad for her.
Now, it was said that after this, she threatened to slice up the baby.
Oh, my God.
And also swung her newborn daughter around by the ankles at one place.
The next day after he left, she was seen pushing.
the new baby, Melissa, in a carriage down the street,
violently throwing the carriage from side to side and slamming it into fences and poles.
Oh my God, this poor baby.
With the baby inside.
Now, after this, she was admitted to St. Elmo's Hospital and Tamworth, like a psychiatric
ward.
But she was quickly released.
Because she was probably good at tricking people when she switched her good thing on.
This is where the system fails big time.
After being released, she then went and placed her two-month-old,
Melissa on some train tracks shortly before a train was due.
Now, while her infant lay on the train tracks, she went and stole an axe, went into town,
and started swinging it around at people and threatening to kill everybody.
Like, girl.
People were literally running around and hiding from her.
That's so scary.
And luckily, a man known around town as Old Ted.
Old Ted.
Was foraging for like food near the train tracks.
Oh.
Found Melissa rescued her minutes before her.
train passed. Oh my god, that's so scary. And this time she was arrested and again taken to St.
Elmo's hospital, but signed herself out the following day. Good. And her child was given back to her.
What? Yeah. Like what? Can you imagine finding out that like when you were two months old,
your mom put you on train tracks? Oh, and Melissa, still to this day defends her mother. All her kids do.
Interesting. And she beat the shit out of them their whole lives. And they still were like,
No, she had a heart of gold. Yeah. And they've just been so conditioned.
Conditioned. That's scary.
So a few days later, obviously recovered, right?
Oh, for sure.
This is so bananas.
She was living at her parents now for the time being.
At one point, she took her infant child, Melissa, and went to, and she told her parents,
I'm going to go home to pick up a few things to bring back to your house.
The things she picked up at her home were knives, including a giant curved slaughterhouse,
belied, scissors and bandages.
Normal.
She took these things along with her infant baby
to the home of a young teenager that had worked with her at the slaughterhouse.
When she got there, the boy's mother answered the door
and she told her that my baby's sick
and she needs a ride to Queensland to the hospital.
So the woman is like, oh shit, sure.
Like, of course I'm going to help you in an infant.
And Catherine was like, I'm going to go back to my house right down the street.
You can pick me up.
I just got to grab a couple.
Were she just walking?
Yeah.
Oh.
So the woman packed up a bunch of her kids
because she had a ton of kids,
and got in the car and went to Catherine's house.
When Catherine saw that there were a bunch of kids in the car,
she got super pissed,
pulled out the curved blade,
and said something to the effect of like,
this is too many of you,
I'm going to have to get rid of a couple of you.
What?
Yeah.
She then went bat shit and started swinging the knife at everyone
and cut one of the girl's cheeks.
Oh, my God.
And so then they said that she seemed like she was searching for something
in her front yard, like while she was holding them hostage.
What?
And they were like, what the fuck?
They found out later that that's where she kept her gun in the front yard and that her
father had come days earlier and removed it, probably fearing she was going to kill her baby.
Or try to kill her baby again.
So if he hadn't have done that, she would have definitely murdered an entire fucking family.
What the fuck?
Yeah.
Now, eventually, she holds them all hostage and tells them to drive her to Queensland because they're
going to find her husband because she's going to find David now oh shit so fuck now they convinced the family
this woman and her kids convince her that they need to stop at the gas station for gas or petrol and when and she agrees
she's like yeah totally and then she's like oh good I can go inside and cash my check that I have
like she's like actually this all works out like you know what this is great this is super convenient
thanks for being so compliant yeah like you guys are great now while she's doing this
The entire family escapes and locks themselves in the office of the gas station because that's the only place they could get to.
So, of course, Catherine gets super pissed about this.
Of course she does.
And in a show of incredible strength, like I was saying before.
Does she break the door down?
She's real fucking strong.
She used her bare fucking hands to rip the blade off of a giant lawnmower that was attached to the back of a tractor.
What?
Yeah.
I looked at one of these things up.
It's like a big, flat lawnmower.
mower that attaches to the back of a tractor.
The blades are gigantic.
Oh, my God.
And she cut her, she must have cut her hand.
Who knows? She's a beast.
Now, she took this blade
because she wanted to hack the door
down to get to the family.
And she needed a thicker blade than the one she had.
Fuck is wrong with this lady.
So she takes this blade and is hacking away at the door.
Like, there's an entire
screaming family behind this door
while she is hacking at the door,
all while she is holding her own infant.
Like, girl, seek help.
Yeah.
Finally, she got into the office.
She broke down the door.
She grabbed one of the little boys.
No.
Held a knife to his throat and was only stopped because the police showed up.
She was disarmed when the police attacked her with brooms.
Because, you know, oh my God, one time, there was...
Why do you have a story about this?
I do, because I worked on an Irish pub.
So I used to work at an Irish pub.
And there was like this, I forget what the circumstance was, but I'll never forget what ensued.
There was like a super drunk guy and we like had to, he was trying to drive his car home, I think.
And we were trying to stop him from it. And my boss, who is straight off the boat from Ireland, he was like hiding in the bushes.
The guy was hiding in the bushes near like the outside of the restaurant. And my boss went out there with a broom.
And we were all just hostesses. So we were like, what the fuck is he going to do with the broom? And we like went out and he was just like hitting the bushes with the broom. And he got.
the guy.
With a broom.
With a broom.
So apparently brooms are effective.
They are.
I think, hey.
And like, you're not really going to hurt anyone too badly.
I love it.
It's a good use of.
I love it.
The first thing people do is grab a broom.
You're like, why do you have a story about a broom?
I was like, what's happening?
How do you have a story about disarming someone with a broom?
I do.
I love it.
Well, she was admitted to Morissette Psychiatric Hospital.
Did she stay a little longer?
She had no charges put against her.
The family didn't charge her?
She kidnapped an entire family and no charges were put against her.
No idea how that happens.
whatever.
I think she's just like slipping through the cracks somehow.
Well, Catherine told the nurses that she had actually intended to kill the mechanic at that
gas station because he had repaired David's car, which allowed him to leave her.
Oh, you know, that makes perfect sense.
Her plan was then to kill both her husband and his mother when she arrived in Queensland.
Like, you want him, though, so why are you trying to murder him?
When police told David of this whole incident, he left his wife.
girlfriend and moved to Aberdeen with his mother to support Catherine.
Good.
Like, what?
What is, what kind of?
What is the thought process there?
Black-ass magic does this woman have?
That she is able to suck these dudes back in after attempting to murder an entire family
for them.
Like, that's wild.
It's bananas.
It's bananas.
So did he move back to be with her or just to support her?
Yeah, to be with her.
Oh.
Now, Catherine was released on August.
9th, 1976 from the psychiatric ward.
How long did she stay?
I'm not really sure.
It wasn't that long.
But she was released into the care of her mother-in-law and David.
Okay.
Who she planned to kill.
They now moved to Woodridge, which is a suburb of Brisbane, where she obtained a job
at the Dinmore Meat Works.
Goody.
Now, her family, as we know, is also, like, cuckoo crazy.
Cuckoo-nuts.
Cuckoo-nut, man.
And so they all thought it was David's fault that she was going crazy.
Like, they all blamed him.
I mean, yeah, fuck David, right?
So they just waived him because that's the easiest thing to do.
And they just wanted to keep her away from him.
Because they all enabled their own shady-ass behaviors.
Like, they enabled each other to be dicks.
Oh, yeah.
So now remember, this is the same mother who on their wedding day told this guy that Catherine was probably going to kill him.
You know, she's probably like, bitch, I warned you.
Well, now she's blaming David for it.
Well, yeah, she was.
warned him. So they are literal, manipulative, crazy people. But they're like, it's insane. Now, at one point,
David came to pick her up at her mother's house and her mother, Barbara, stormed out to the car and started
giving him the business. Oh, no. You know, like stay away from my daughter, get the fuck out of here.
She got pissed, reached in the car, and started strangling David in his car. The mom? Yeah. David just
sat there, did not fight back at all. He was like, I love my life. This is my life now.
Catherine saw this happening out the window, ran out there, spun her elderly mother around.
Oh dear God.
Punched her square in the face and knocked her the fuck out on the ground.
No.
Knocked her out cold, her elderly mother.
What is happening?
So they all moved.
Yeah, they all moved back to away to Queensland.
And on March 6, 1980, they had another daughter.
Oh, good.
Yeah.
So there's like multiple fucking train tracks.
Like, what the fuck, dude?
Why?
What are you doing creating more?
life with this crazy broad. You already don't want one. What are you doing? And in 1984, after more
craziness and more abuse, Catherine left David. She's like, you know what? I think I'm over it.
Like, let that sink in. After all of this, she's like, this isn't really fun anymore.
Him. What? So first she moved in with her parents in Aberdeen, then to a rented house in
nearby Muswell Brook. And she returned back to work as an alba, or as a, at the slaughterhouse.
That's a hard word to say.
You know what? She just fucking went to the slaughterhouse. But then she intentionally injured her
back the following year and went on a disability pension. Like, why wouldn't you just lie about
hurting your back instead of actually doing it? Because it must be so weird. Because she could
prove it, I guess. So she didn't need the rent accommodation close to work anymore, obviously. So
because she was on disability, the government.
gave her a housing commission residence in Aberdeen.
Damn.
Later, David would say about her, quote, she was the most wonderful wife you could wish for.
What?
Perfect mother, perfect housewife.
Sometimes she'd just snap like a biscuit.
Do biscuits snap?
Well, when you snap them.
Biscuits are soft.
Oh, well.
Crocker.
Yeah, in Australia, biscuit.
Oh.
Also in your, we're like the only people who call biscuits, like those fluffy things.
Oh, really?
Yeah, biscuits everywhere else are.
crunchy. Oh, shit.
Yeah. So she snaps like a biscuit.
Well, another news, she probably wasn't a great wife.
Or a mother. But that's the thing.
She manipulated and these, these are abused husbands.
They're literally like spouting what she wants them to say.
Now, after she left David.
She met another poor, poor soul.
She met David Saunders, a 38-year-old minor.
They met in 1986.
According to people who knew Saunders, they called
him a gentle, polite man who loved dogs. Oh. And he was not prone to violence. Oh. So a few months later,
after they met, he moved in with her and her two daughters, Melissa and Natasha. How these kind of people
get like 400 people to move in and propose to them. Is beyond me. Is beyond my comprehension. But,
so although he moved in, he also kept his old apartment in scone. Just in case. This did not sit well
with Catherine. She was not, she was super jealous and wondering what the fuck he was doing in that
apartment. Meanwhile, he was just like keeping it because he was like, I don't know if I just
fucking met you. Yeah. Now, she would often throw him out because she'd get pissed and just
throw him out. So he needed somewhere to go. Exactly. So he would move back to his apartment and then
she would go back and beg him to come back and that was it. Now, from what I've read and heard,
She had very specific methods of getting men back and all of them around.
Oh, yeah.
She, apparently, all of them are like she's the greatest ever.
And apparently that's how she gets around.
Apparently.
She used it for evil.
In May 1987, Saunders, now he testified in court later that she did the worst thing she could do to him in May, 1987.
Oh, and I know.
They had an argument.
and she stormed outside and he was like, whatever, I'm going to let her cool off outside.
But then he realized, wait, my puppy is outside.
No.
When he went out there, she had cut the throat of his eight-week-old dingo pup in front of him.
For no more reason than as an example of what would happen if he ever stepped out on her.
I legitimately hope that she dies.
Yeah.
Like an eight-week-old puppy.
Like, fuck you.
And just to get to this guy because she knows he loves dogs.
That's so evil.
How do you ever go back to somebody that does that?
I would literally murder her right then.
Well, and then she knocked him unconscious with a frying pan.
Oh, so we didn't have a fucking chance to murder her.
What a bummer.
Is she a very, like, malevolent cartoon?
I don't know what she is, but fuck her for killing a dog.
I feel like she is like, this whole thing is like just like one of those Russian nesting dolls of just shit.
Like, it's just like a Russian nesting doll.
Oh, shit.
She's bad.
Of malevolence.
Oh, she killed the dog.
That's her whole life.
It's just like you keep pulling out one and you're like, oh, there's another one.
There's more.
There's more.
Literally.
She's a Russian nesting doll of malevolence.
That's what she is.
Yike.
Now, you know, this is all pretty standard and really healthy, right?
That's so sad.
I would never.
I don't see concern here.
I don't, like, how could you ever be with somebody that killed your dog?
I'm not over it.
Because she literally bullies and like just.
No, I just murder her instead.
I just, I can't. Well, his friends said it wasn't unusual for Saunders to turn up at work with cuts and bruises on his face.
Oh, good.
Catherine had even broken a couple of his ribs and inflicted such deep cuts on one of his wrists that he needs stitches.
Jeez, that's scary because there's a lot going on in your wrist.
Oh, yeah. Now, in June 1988, she gave birth to her third daughter.
But, like, was that necessary? Like, can we? I don't think it was necessary.
to be honest.
She named this daughter Barbara after her wonderful mother.
Beloved mother whom she punched in the face.
Yeah, because this relationship definitely needs to continue,
and this woman definitely needs to keep having children.
Apparently there was a breaking point for him.
And it wasn't his fucking dog?
Yeah, apparently not.
After an argument where she hit Saunders in the face with an iron
and then stabbed him in the stomach with a pair of scissors,
he moved back to his apartment.
But then later, he returned back to the house.
Why?
Because he was like, oh, I got to get my clothes, but she had cut up all his clothes.
Which, like, dude, just buy more clothes.
Leave.
Yeah, you don't need your clothes.
Yeah, like, it's fine.
Nothing you have is that sacred.
Now, before the relationship ended, Catherine vandalized his car and took an overdose of
sleeping pills to try to pretend to commit suicide.
It was like a half-hearted attempt.
What?
She ended up in the psych ward again, and he did.
Like, Chika, you got to stay there.
He left.
He then took a long service leave from work and literally went into hiding.
Yeah, don't blame him.
This man had to go into hiding.
Don't blame him.
Because these men couldn't leave her.
Like when they left her, she would fucking find that.
How do you go into hiding?
And she was so fucking scary and gigantic that they were like, I'm lit.
It's like, I'll die.
It's like when battered women have to escape their awful abusive husbands.
It was in reverse.
These poor men were trying to escape her, but they couldn't.
Like that movie with Julia Roberts.
And then that other movie with Jennifer Lopez.
I don't know either one of those.
One is called Enough.
Oh, that's the Jennifer Lopez.
Yep.
And then one is the stranger that sleeps beside me, I think.
I don't know.
I don't see that one.
I don't know.
It's with Julia Roberts.
The one with Julia Roberts is wicked good.
Really?
Maybe like it.
Maybe.
I love Julia Roberts.
I don't.
I know.
I heard she's actually a huge bitch in real life.
I think.
I think a lot of people are.
I'm a bitch sometimes.
But I love you.
I have my deuce.
Well, so he,
Catherine tried to find him,
but no one would tell her where he was.
Why?
And several months later,
he returned to see his daughter.
Oh, yeah, fuck, she has his kid.
Yeah.
And she found that Catherine had gone to the police
and faked that she was afraid of him.
Oh, God.
They issued her an apprehended violence order against him,
which is like a restraining order in the United States.
so she's a real piece of shit.
She literally took out a restraining order on him
because she was like, oh, he's scary.
Meanwhile, she stabbed him in the stomach and killed his dog
and hit him with a frying pan multiple times.
No big deal.
I'd like hit not my kid back.
I hope the iron wasn't on.
I mean, who knows?
Well, she wasn't just showing violent behavior to the men in her life either.
Did she hit her kids too?
She was hurting our kids.
There was one story that I heard, I believe it was on the last podcast on the left episode
about this, where her daughter, Melissa, was like the one where she left on the train tracks, swung around
by her ankles and, like, threw her carriage around.
She was, like, 12 years old, and Catherine was talking to her friend in one room, and Melissa came in and was, like,
saying something, like, being an annoying kid, I think.
Yeah.
Instead of just being a parent and being like, hey, give me a second.
She just walked over to Melissa and punched her in the face, and then walked back over
over to her friend, like, nothing.
So what were you saying?
Yeah, literally.
Like, girl.
Also, how did she have friends that weren't like, hey, I don't think that you should punch your friend?
I know, apparently she surrounded herself with assholes, too.
So one night when Melissa was an adult and could go out and drink with her friends,
she was at an Aberdeen pub with one of her friends when her mother showed up,
grabbed her by the hair, and repeatedly hit her head on the table.
For why?
Others at the bar saw this, like with his witnesses that were like, what the fuck?
when she collapsed on the floor, Melissa,
and Catherine dragged her by her hair,
took her to the car park, the garage,
where she smashed her daughter's head
into the side of the car before throwing her
into the passenger seat.
What did she do that for?
Apparently to take her home.
What?
Isn't that how you would get your kid on?
Probably not.
I would say no.
Now, the people at the bar were too scared to intervene,
which is fucked up.
Bystander effect?
That's fucked up.
Yeah, that is really fucked up.
Someone is literally beating the shit out of it.
her child like i don't care if she's an adult or not like that's crazy it's not going to be the shit out
of anyone these days though Melissa supports her mother like good luck with that it's but witnesses said
they saw this happen maybe it's easier to like defend her than it would be to go out against her
they're abused children that's really sad it's like abused spouses they'll come to her aid
because that's what they're taught they're like bullied into it basically that's really fucked up
It's really fucked up.
So, say goodbye, you know, Saunders, peace out.
Now, the next guy, she got into a relationship was in 1990.
She met a man named John Chillingworth.
He's a 43-year-old former slaughterhouse coworker.
Uh-oh.
She was really just, like, snagging him at the slaughterhouse.
For real.
It was like her singles mixer.
Oh, my God, speed dating at the slaughterhouse.
dating at the slaughterhouse.
Instead of the ding, you just hear an oink.
They, like, caught eyes across the, you know, dying pig.
It was love at first slaughter.
It's like, oh.
So, within weeks of their meeting, she was pregnant.
Oh, good.
Yeah.
Damn, fucking fertile murder over here.
She gave birth the following year in 1991 to a boy they named Eric.
So someone give this fucking woman birth control.
Literally.
For real.
Like, please.
If this is not a perfect ad for a controversy.
perception. I don't know what is.
Girl.
So she refused
to let him move into her
house because her mother
had just recently died R.I.P.
Barbara.
R.I.P. Barbara.
And she inherited her
house, which she decorated pretty
specifically. Oh, I know.
You see, she was a very
skilled hunter and was actually really
good at killing and skinning rabbits.
Good.
Foreshadowing.
And to show this off,
she decorated the house with animal skinned.
skulls, horns, rusty animal traps, leather things, old boots, machetes, rakes,
pitchforks, old farm equipment, like...
And it was literally like floor to ceiling.
Yeah, exactly.
Like the ceiling was covered in shit.
Literally the ceilings, yes.
Nothing was left uncovered.
That's probably why that crime scene was also so fucking damage.
Like, why do you have fucking rabbits on your ceiling?
Well, that was, I think, that was in his house.
Oh, a different house.
Oh.
So this is in a different house.
But that would be even more...
But still, yeah.
But I have a weird...
weird flavor of decor in my space, but...
No, yours is like, tasteful.
Well, in my past, does not include slashing puppy's throats and banging my ex-boyfriends
on the head with frying pants, like a fucking cartoon.
I'm glad to hear that it doesn't include that.
So, I feel like it's like, that's okay.
Okay, yeah.
I say so.
Because I'm sure a lot of people listening, probably like skulls, like bones, like, you know,
weird shit in their house.
I do.
I have skulls.
I have bones.
I have weird shit in my house.
So it doesn't make it weird.
It's just, I don't know.
It's also in addition to her behavior.
Yeah.
It's like if she was just like living her life, that's one thing.
She also like sleeps with knives above her bed.
Even if you're just living your life, it's a little question of all to sleep with knives over your bed.
It's just dangerous.
Yeah, like there could be an earthquake.
And actually a German psychiatrist said that this particular behavior along with, like this particular pension for like dead things in your house,
along with her violent behavior is consistent with something called necrophelius,
which is not necrophilia, but kind of a branch of it.
So necrophelias, necrophelius, they don't want to have sex with dead people,
but they like to possess and have power over dead people.
Oh.
Or dead things even.
Dead things.
Dead things.
Dead everything.
Dead.
Dead.
Dead.
Just, yeah.
So it's like, she like to display a lot of taxidermy and bones and skulls.
and all that because she liked that they were hers.
And she liked killing animals because they were hers.
Like she could possess them.
Horrible.
Yeah.
So their relationship, John Chillingworth and hers,
this lasted three years until like 1993.
And ended when she smashed his false teeth into bits.
In his mouth or out of his mouth?
I don't know.
It didn't say, but like either way, that's a rough situation.
Oh.
But this is when she met John Price at a club.
Oh, no.
Now, all of these men's were victims of her.
At a club.
Like, getting her dance on.
Every picture I saw of her, she was wearing, like, Tweety Bird shirts and shit.
So that's what I'm picturing.
Oh, Lordy, Lordy.
She had a very red face all the time.
It was just, like, she was a lot.
Yikes.
So I can, I'm just picturing this red-faced, like, angry beast of a woman with a
Tweety Bird shirt on, just being like.
Love me.
Holl at me in the club.
Ha'la at your girl.
Now, John Price, whose nickname was Pricy.
Oh.
His name was John Charles Thomas Price.
He was born on January 6, 1985, 1985, 1995.
He was the father of three children, who he shared with his ex-wife, Colleen, with whom he'd
had a very amicable separation in 1988.
His daughter at the time had stayed living with his ex-wife, but his two older children lived
with him.
Now, at the time he began dating night, his eldest child was an adult and his two youngest
children were like teenagers.
He was referred to as a quote, terrific bloke, and liked by everyone who knew him.
He was said to have been a kind and loving man.
His ex-wife even insisted that he kept, that he keep the home they shared while married.
So she, like, she was like, you keep the home.
Wow.
Yeah.
So she obviously, like, respected him.
Then later, she said he was one of the kindest,
gentlest dudes out there.
Oh.
She was like, I know he never put a hand on her.
Wow.
And he was clearly still in love with his ex-wife.
Like, he was not over.
They never got officially divorced.
They were just separated.
So.
Why?
And he was, I think they just, because I don't think they wanted to get divorced.
I think they were trying out this separation and he got involved with her.
I just wonder why they got separated if they were like so.
Oh, I don't know.
They said it was amicable.
So it just might have been, some people just don't.
It's not like an odd, not.
down dragout thing. It's like, it's just not working, you know. Yeah. So that must have been it.
Now, when he was well aware of Catherine's violent reputation when she moved into his house in
1995. Oh, he knew. Yeah. But I think he kind of thought like, I think these guys think, I can change her.
I can change her. Yeah. Like, just like battered women. Exactly. At first, his children were like kind of
weirded out by her and weren't really fans, but she was trying to be nice. And she was like,
he was making a ton of money working in the local minds, and they did have violent arguments.
But at first, life was a bunch of roses.
As always.
According to, you know, aside from violent arguments.
Other than the arguments.
Pro tip, it's not normal or healthy to have violent arguments.
You know, every rose has its thorn way now.
Yeah, totally.
But like, this is not okay.
So he consistently refused to marry her.
He was like, yeah, fuck that.
Probably because she was insane.
Well, and he wasn't unmarried.
Well, and she got pissed because he hadn't officially divorced his ex-wife, Colleen.
And she was getting more.
And again, jealousy is a big thing with her.
Eventually, she stole some of his money and bought herself an engagement ring.
Which really pissed off his kids.
Well, yeah.
Yeah, you're a nut job.
I'd be really angry.
Or, as they say in Australia, you're a nudgem.
another. Oh. And even when she bought herself an engaged ring, he was like, yeah. Nice ring.
We're not getting married. Like, we're not engaged. Like, glad you just bought yourself a ring.
So, in 1998, Catherine and Price fought over this particular subject, his refusal to marry her.
And also over the fact that Price had put the home and all his stuff in his children's name and
as well. So, so she's pissed that he won't marry her.
She's pissed that he's pretty much still,
that his life revolves around his ex-wife and his children.
Right.
So he's just a good father.
And she's pissed about it.
And she's pissed that all of his shit and his house are in his children's name.
So they're going to get it when he kicks.
Now, in retaliation for this one night.
Oh, no.
She went out of the crescendo yet.
But this is really bad.
She videotapes items in his garden.
garden shed that he had allegedly stolen from his work and sent the tape to his boss.
Oh, no.
Now, these things, before we start thinking he's a thief here, he was not.
The items were out-of-date medical kits that had been thrown away.
And he had literally taken them out of the company's rubbish to take home.
Why?
He just, he was thrifty.
Oh.
Yeah.
He was just like, oh, these are perfectly good.
They're just out-of-date.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, okay.
So he was like, I'm going to take them home.
They're just from, like, medical kits.
Oh, okay, I get it.
And when, so she filmed these, it sent them to his boss.
He was fired from a job he held for 17 years.
Oh, my God.
And he lost his pension.
Why would they even fire him for that?
Because it was theft, apparently, according to them.
But 17 years, and he had a pension that he lost.
That's so fucked up.
So the same day, he kicked her the fuck out of his house.
Yeah, he was like, you can leave.
And she returned to her own house and the news of what she did spread everywhere.
Now, a few months later, Price restarted the relationship with her.
No.
But now he refused to allow her to move in with him.
He was like, which I don't even know why you even want to be with her, yeah.
So the fighting became even more frequent and it became even more violent.
And most of his friends would no longer even have anything to do with them.
They're probably afraid.
Well, they're like, we know something bad is going to happen here.
we're trying to tell you and you're not listening.
She was talking in front of his friend Trevor once and she said, quote,
you'll never get me out of this house.
I'll do you in first.
Then Catherine's brother Kenneth told the police that five months before the murder,
Catherine said, quote, I'm going to kill Pricy and I'm going to get away with it.
I'll get away with it because I'll make out that I'm mad.
What?
Now after one fight with, now after one fight with Catherine in which he really,
ran to a neighbor's house. He said, quote, she's gone for the butcher knife, so I had to get out of there.
Oh my God. Can you imagine living your life like that? Like on edge? She literally, she stabbed him,
I believe, in the chest. Oh, he's a lot. Well, he was lucky in that moment. So this is when you
should probably end things. Yeah, like you've stabbed me now. Like, there's a lot of fish in the sea,
you know, many. Maybe like go back to Colleen. Like, I don't, right? It's like, never stabbed you.
And this, there's anybody else. Literally.
Anyone else.
There's so many fish in the sea and most of them are not like bottom dwelling evolved for the darkness,
prehistoric anglerfish type fish.
There are.
They're like pretty rainbow fish.
Plenty of fish.
Plenty of fish.
Sponsor us.
Oh.
I mean, sure.
Hey, a sponsor is a sponsor.
That's true.
So, this is just so sad.
So now David Kellett, the first husband.
Yes.
Actually caught up with Pricie in 1999.
And they discussed her crazy-ass behavior.
And Price said he wanted to get out of the relationship, but he was scared.
And David Kellett said, quote, he was so scared, he was almost shaking.
He was really scared.
Oh, my God.
Yeah.
Go into hiding like the other dude.
Now we are going to get into the crescendo.
AKA she goes
Bananas
So I say one more time
Hold on to your butts
Hold on to your everything
Because it is going to get real
Just wait honies
So the day before
Price's murder
Catherine's behavior was very strange
According to her children
First she dropped by her sister's house
Her sister Joy
To get a video camera that she had left there
Like several months earlier
And her sister Joy was like, okay, you can take the video like what.
So she went straight to her daughter Natasha's house and weirdly recorded a video of herself playing with Natasha's baby.
In the video footage, she looks at the camera and says, quote, I love all my children.
I hope to see you all again.
Oh.
And also make sure to be videotaped playing with them all and just doing weird shit.
Like she was opening her shirt and like letting them play with her.
chests? The babies? On camera? Yeah. Why were her kids letting her do that? I don't, I have no idea.
Like, that's weird. Like, why are you letting kids play with your chesticles on camera? Your chesticles?
Why? Not even just on camera. Why are you letting that happen? Period. And it's like, I don't even know.
I just got super uncomfortable. That's not good grandma stuff.
You, all right, I'm uncomfortable. Like, that's okay. I want to go somewhere else. I know. I'm
very uncomfortable, but this is it.
I'm just trying to, I'm hammering in the point
of how weird she has. All right, so they played with her
chesticles next.
And on camera, she also made a lot
of comments, like,
in kind of pushing their kids into
saying things that are later
interpreted as kind of a makeshift
will. Like, she was trying to get them
to, like, so I think she was
thinking. Was she pretending
she was going to kill herself? I think so.
I think she was kind of planning on
doing that, or maybe planning on
Or do you think that she was doing that to be like, make it seem like she killed her?
Exactly.
That's the other thing.
I think she was also, I think she was covering all her bases here to make sure she had a lot of things.
What a smart asshole bitch.
I know.
She's a dick.
Also, very out of character, Catherine decided to take her daughter Natasha out to a local Chinese restaurant for dinner.
And she said, quote, I want it to be special.
Why, though?
And Natasha was like, what is happening?
I'd be like, are you going to drag me home by my hair?
Well, they kind of clued into something that was going on because, so she asked, she then asked Natasha if she could leave her two youngest children with her for the night, even though they had no clean clothes and were without their school uniforms and other things they would need.
Okay.
Now, of course, this was because she needed to be alone that night in the house with Price.
So she could murder him.
So Natasha said in a statement of police that she clearly sensed something weird was going on.
So she told her, quote, I hope you're not going to kill Pricy and yourself.
Oh, I just.
So she literally knew what was happening.
She was like, uh.
Why wouldn't you call authorities beforehand?
Exactly.
Because all these kids are brainwashed.
I know.
It's insane.
So on February 29th, Price stopped at the scone magistrates court on his way to work and took
out a restraining order in an attempt to keep her away from both him and mostly away from his children.
He was that afternoon
He told his co-workers
That if he did not come into work the next day
Because he got a new job
It would be because Knight had killed him
Oh no
Like he literally told him this
Why did he know that he was going to kill
She was going to kill him that night?
I don't know
Oh
You just had a feeling
Yeah
Now they apparently like pleaded with him
Not to go home
But he said he believed that she would kill his children
If he didn't
So he had to go
Oh because the kids were there
Yeah
So he arrived home and she wasn't there.
And neither were the children because she had sent her children to stay with Natasha and she had sent his children to the friend's house.
Oh, with their mother.
Yeah.
So he spent the evening with his neighbors at his neighbor's house and then returned home and went to bed at 11 p.m.
Where was she?
She was doing some stuff.
She stopped at a thrift store and bought a piece of black lingerie.
at a thrift store.
Yeah, that's gross.
That's real janky.
Is it like used?
Likely.
Ew.
Isn't it like against the wall?
You could donate your underwear.
What the fuck?
I'm just saying.
Then she, so she arrived at Price's house later while he was sleeping.
No.
She sat and watched TV for a few minutes before having a shower.
Then she woke Price up.
They had sex.
And her thrifty laundry.
in her thrifty-ass laundry.
It's fucking nasty.
And then he fell asleep.
And she was probably pissed.
This is when she pulled out her just in case butcher knives and stabbed him 37 fucking times.
What?
According to the blood evidence, he awoke during this.
Oh my God.
And tried to turn the light on before attempting to get away from her.
She chased him through the house.
He managed to open the front door, which was confirmed by blood evidence on the handle.
and he tried to get outside.
Now, judging by the blood on the front doorstep, he did manage to get outside.
But then, according to more blood evidence, he was dragged back into the house.
Now, this whole time, Catherine was still stabbing him in a frenzy.
Oh, my God.
Until he collapsed in a pool of blood.
In the end, he was stabbed 37 times.
What?
Obviously, there was an insane amount of blood at this crime scene.
It was found splattered and smeared throughout the house.
And there was a pool of blood that measured one meter,
by two meters in the hallway, which is three feet by six feet in diameter.
Oh my God.
Yes.
By the time police arrived the next morning, the blood hadn't even fully congealed.
So it was still wet.
That's how much blood there was.
Ew.
Now, Price's autopsy revealed, and there's much more, but I'm just giving you ahead of time,
the Price's autopsy revealed that he had been stabbed in both the front and back of his body,
and many of the wounds extended into his vital.
organs, including the stomach, both lungs, the aorta, the liver, the left kidney, the
descending colon, and the pancreas.
What's an aorta?
Your aorta is the biggest vessel in your body.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, if you hit the aorta, it's like...
You're already dead.
Fuck.
Now, after she did this, he was dead.
I know what she did.
I know what she did.
She then showered.
She went into, and she stole his ATM card out of his wallet.
And then she went into a nearby town and with...
threw $1,000 from his ATM account.
This showed that she was in control of her actions and aware of what she was doing, which
fucked her later.
Good.
I'm so fucking glad she did that.
Because if you have the wherewithal to steal money for his card from him, drive somewhere,
take $1,000 out and then drive back home, you know what you're doing.
Right.
And you're showing that there's motive here.
You're stealing from him.
So several hours after he had died, Catherine literally skinned his body.
in one whole piece
including his face, ears, scalp, and neck, like a fucking suit.
In one whole fucking piece.
She literally took it off in one piece.
Now, she'd done this with a bunch of animals before.
Like, she's used to...
She knew what she was doing.
She used a variety of knives,
and she even left a small square of skin on his body
that featured the scar from where she'd stabbed him previously.
Wow, what a cunt.
Yeah.
So, and...
She was so expertly doing this that at his post-mortem examination,
the mortician was able to reso the skin onto Price's body.
Oh, my God.
That's how, like, meticulously this was done.
Thank God, though, that they were able to do that and, like, make him human again.
Couldn't look that great.
No, but, oh.
One skin is gone, man.
That's horrible.
Now she wasn't done.
I know.
The skin was then hung up on a hook in the entrance of the house.
where it remained until it was removed by horrified police officers.
Can you imagine being the poor son of a bitch that had to remove that?
Well, when they first saw it, when they came to the crime scene the next day, they think it was fake.
They were confused.
We're like, what the fuck is that?
And then they recognized facial features, hair, arms, and legs.
And we're like, that's a fucking human skin.
That's a human pelt.
So after she skinned him and hung his pelt up on a hook, she then decapitated Price.
and placed his head into a pot with vegetables on the stove.
Oh, girl.
She then sliced off pieces of his buttocks and cooked them,
serving them up with a baked potato,
pumpkin, beetroot, zucchini, cabbage, yellow squash,
and she made a special gravy.
Now, where did she serve this, and to whom?
I know.
Well, despite it being the morning,
she set up two full plates with his meat
and the rest of the stew at the table.
on these plates was a note card and little notes that have never been released
which is so scary to each of his two children so she was preparing his body parts for his
children to eat and she left a literal like name card on both now she had also left a handwritten
note on top of a photograph of price in the middle of the table and did she spell a bunch of
shit wrong yeah she did it read time got your you back jonathan for
rapping, she meant raping.
My doder, she
meant daughter. You to
Beck, which is Price's daughter,
for Ross, for little
John, which is his son.
Now play with little John's
dick, John Price.
Now the accusations
and the note were found to be completely
false and groundless. Of course they were.
She's a stupid need. So she's literally
the most evil human on planet Earth.
A third piece of
meat was thrown on the back
on for unknown reasons and some have speculated she was throwing it to the dogs.
And Price's head was found simmering in a pot with vegetables.
The pot was still warm when they found it.
You imagine how fucking bad that house smelled.
Now, sometime later, Catherine had arranged the body, the flayed body, flayed in headless
body, in an armchair with the left arm draped over an empty two-liter soft drink bottle
with the legs crossed.
And they claimed in court that this was just defilement,
just demonstrating her clean content for him.
At 6 a.m. the next day, the neighbor became concerned
that his car was still in the driveway,
because they all liked him.
Right, and they knew he already said.
Yeah, and when he didn't go to work,
his employer sent a worker to see what was going on.
So both the neighbor and the worker tried knocking on the windows
and were trying to look in the windows,
and then they saw blood on the front.
door and on the front doorstep, and they called the police.
Oh, no.
The police arrived at 8 a.m. They broke down the back door, and they found the scene with night
comatose in bed from taking a large number of pills.
So, her initial offer to plead guilty to manslaughter was rejected, obviously.
Of course.
And she was arraigned on March 2, 2001 on the charge of murdering price.
She entered a plea of not guilty.
Now, when the trial started, Justice.
Barry O'Keefe offered the 60 jury members the option of being excused due to the nature of the
photographic evidence.
Wow.
Five accepted and left.
When the witness list, when it started, when the whole thing started, several more started
dropping out.
And the jury ended up having to be like redone.
Oh, wow.
Now, her attorneys then spoke to the judge and they returned, they adjourned for the
following day because things were just going.
Crazy.
She changed in that.
day, she changed her plea to guilty, and the jury was dismissed.
Oh, that's good.
So she was good.
They were going to go through a whole big, long trial, and then finally she was like,
I'm guilty, and they were like, okay, good.
So it's now been made public that Justice O'Keefe was the one who had advised the plea
change the day before.
Like, he was like, you should really do this.
He adjourned the trial in an order to psychiatric assessment overnight to determine
and if she understood the consequences of a guilty plea and was fit to make that kind of plea.
Yeah, right.
Her legal team had planned to defend her by claiming amnesia and disassociation.
Yeah, don't think so.
But psychiatrists considered her sane.
Two psychiatrists concluded that she had borderline personality disorder.
But forensic psychiatrist Dr. Robert Delaforce said he wanted to make it very clear that, quote,
what she did on that night was part of her personality, her nature herself.
But it is not a feature of borderline personality disorder.
It is not even slightly connected.
So basically, he was just trying to say she was not insane when this happened.
Yeah, this was her.
Which is technically true.
So no reason has really been given for the guilty plea for that change that she did overnight.
Well, she was fucking guilty.
Yeah.
Maybe she calmed down and realized what she did and was like...
Maybe.
I don't know, though.
But despite giving it, she still refused to accept responsibility.
Oh, okay.
So she didn't.
So she was kind of just...
Her lawyers even requested at the sentencing hearing that she'd be excused to avoid hearing
some of the terrible facts.
Oh, I would be like, no.
Like, are you fucking kidding me?
The app, it was refused.
Oh, good.
I'm glad.
You were, you did it.
Yeah, right?
Kidding me?
Fucking monster.
So forensic pathologist, Dr. Tim Lyons, said that there were no.
no marks on his bones, which means she was so meticulous.
Oh, my God.
And so his, her knife had to cut through muscles, tendons, ligaments, and neurovascular bundles.
Not only did the knife have to be super sharp, but she had to be so steady and so skilled.
And on the subject of the whole skinning thing, lions told the court, quote, knowing how long it takes to carry out certain dissection techniques, which I do,
I mean, I can say to you, I think it would have taken, it would not have taken just a few minutes,
but is something that probably could have been completed within 30 minutes to an hour.
But beyond that, I would not like to say.
When he went, now when Dr. Timothy Lyons took the stand and was talking about all this and the decapitation technique,
Catherine became hysterical.
She was rocking back and forth, clicking her teeth loudly, kicking the partition and screaming,
no, no, no.
And you're like, but you did.
She had to be removed and sedated.
Jesus.
She's a fucking maniac.
On November 8th, Justice O'Keefe pointed out that her lack of remorse in how fucked up this crime was required the most severe penalty he could think of.
So he sentenced her to life imprisonment and refused to fix a non-parole period and ordered that her papers be marked, quote, never to be released.
Wow.
So this really goes for like the worst of the worst.
So this makes her the first woman in Australian history to get this sentence of life without parole.
That's crazy.
Now, Justice O'Keefe said, quote,
The circumstances of and surrounding the killing of Mr. Price can be seen to be horrendous.
Indeed, they go far beyond the experience of any of the professional people,
including psychiatrists that were involved in the case.
A number of police officers who were highly experienced in examining crime scenes found
the need to take stress leave because of the situation with which they were confronted with
when examining the crime scene at Mr. Price's house. The circumstances mark the killing and its
accompanying incidents as being the most gruesome kind. The murder as being the most serious category
of that crime. He also stated, quote, the last minutes of Mr. John Price's life must have been a time
of abject terror for him, as they were a time of utter enjoyment for Catherine Knight. She has not
expressed any contrition or remorse, and if released, she poses a serious threat to the security of
society. In June 2006, she appealed the life sentence, claiming that this life penalty without
parole was way too severe. Like, so skinning a human alive. Yeah, and decapitating an email. Why don't you
leave? And trying to serve them to their children. Like, really? Justices Peter McClellan,
Michael Adams, and Megan Latham, Latham, I think it's Latham, Dismist. Dismissom
this appeal in the New South Wales Court of Criminal Appeals in September of the same year.
And Justice McClellan wrote in his judgment, quote,
This was an appalling crime almost beyond contemplation in a civilized society.
Now, John Price's brother Bob attended all of these awful court hearings.
And he had to listen to awful details about his brother's murder.
He committed suicide shortly after Catherine's sentencing.
That's horrible.
His and John Price's children still suffer with this.
Of course they do.
Like, they're still deeply, deeply affected.
Now, as for Catherine, she spends her time at Silverwater Women's Correctional Center,
and she is known to basically rule the prison.
Not shocked.
So there's a Sydney author named James Phelps,
and he has a book on women in Australian prisons called Green is the New Black.
That's funny.
And it's like a inside look at this.
He says, a typical day for night starts at 7 a.m. every morning and she wakes to go to one of the
most tedious jobs in prison, which is making headphones, I guess.
Oh, wow.
Her cell is the same size as everybody else's.
Inmates describe her cell as kind of like a hoarder cell.
It's full of knitting, knick-knacks, and art.
Why does she get knick-knacks and knitting things?
But she's known in the prison as the nana.
That's what they call her.
Why?
She's the most popular inmate in the prison, and she's also a peacemaker.
They must have put her on some kind of fucking medication.
She sorts out problems, and she pulls girls in and tries to get them to, like, fix their issues before fighting.
So she doesn't have a record of violence in jail.
Wow.
They said even the guards respect her a little bit.
She's just the boss.
But she is a category for inmate, which is the highest and worst category a prisoner can be assigned,
and she'll always be that. Oh, wow.
She's always going to be classified as high risk, and she'll never go to a place that allows her to walk
outside in any way. So she can never go outside again? No. She'll always have a job where she's in a factory,
and when she's in that factory, there's four guards on her at all times. Holy shit. So that's the
story of Catherine Knight. That was a doozy. So Catherine Knight. All right, it's time to go record our
bonus episodes, which will be a lot chiller than this.
Right.
I need a, I don't know.
I need a something.
I need a minute.
I need a Nana.
I don't need a Nana anymore.
All right, well, so I think next week's episode, I'm not going to tell you right now.
I'm going to hint it on the Instagram because it's fun to make you wait.
Yeah.
We know what it is, though.
It's going to be another unsolved.
Brutal murder.
So stay tuned for that.
and if you feel like hearing our bonus episode that we're going to record right now,
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Emails, I mean.
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And also, we're going to try to make it so that you can send us mail, but it's a process.
We're going to make it happen.
We love you.
I guarantee you.
You know what?
Next week we will have an address for you.
That's a big promise.
I'm making a deadline.
Oh.
I got to make deadlines.
Well, she does everything, so I have no fucking worries.
So we'll make this happen.
And we're going to let you guys know about the website, about merch coming up, all that
good stuff. I got all your addresses, so we're going to start sending you some fun shit,
our patrons, and yeah, rate and review, subscribe, tell your friends about us.
Call your grandma and tell her about us. Did you see the comment about the girl?
Call your grandma and tell her to close her shirt and not show you her trust the clothes.
Let people think about their grandmas that way, you fucked up individual. God. Anyways.
Ew, I can't believe you just said that. Sorry, I'm just saying. You're so weird.
Just putting out a PSA.
All right, so we hope you enjoyed.
Yeah.
So we hope you enjoyed that awful, awful fucked up story.
And thank you, Australia, for all your madness.
Thank you guys for listening.
And we hope you keep it weird.
Good night.
Peace.
Cricy.
Bye.
She's another.
Farewell.
That's all I got.
See ya.
Wouldn't want to be you.
