Morbid - The “Hitman” Murders
Episode Date: February 2, 2026In the early hours of March 3, 1993, someone snuck into the Maryland home of Millie Horn, where she lived with her disabled eight-year-old son, Trevor, and his nurse, Janice Saunders. After shooting b...oth women in the head multiple times, the intruder smothered Trevor Horn to death, then quietly left the house. Hours later, the bodies of all three were discovered by Millie’s sister, who stepped by to check on them.Almost immediately, suspicion fell on Millie Horn’s ex-husband, Lawrence, who lived thousands of miles away in California, but with whom she’d spoken just hours before the murders occurred. In time, investigators were able to establish a financial motive, linking Lawrence Horn to the murders, yet they were unable to place Horn in Maryland when the murders occurred. Ultimately, Lawrence Horn would be tried and convicted for all three murders, but by that time, he wasn’t sole perpetrator of the crime. And when prosecutors were finally able to pin down the men responsible for the deaths, it turned out the killers received guidance from a very surprising source.Recommendations:Phantasma By Kaylie SmithHappy Place By Emily HenryReferencesAssociated Press. 1993. "Man says he wasn't involved in slaying of ex-wife and son." Star-Democrat (Easton, MD), March 10: 5.Baltimore Sun. 1993. "Murder suspect denies threatening former wife." Baltimore Sun, April 9: 27.Brooke, James. 1996. "Lawsuit tests lethal power of words." New York Times, February 14.Hermann, Peter. 1994. "Father arrested in 3 murders." Baltimore Sun, July 21: 21.James Edward Perry v. State of Maryland. 2002. 0667, Sept. Term, 2001 (Court of Special Appeals of Maryland, November 7).James Edward Perry v. State of Maryland. 1996. 119, Sept. Term, 1995 (Court of Appeals of Maryland, December 16).Smolla, Rodney. 1999. Deliberate Intent: A Lawyer Tells the True Story of Murder by the Book. New York, NY: Crown.Sullivan, Kevin. 1994. "Accused went from glamour of Motown to a life of modest means." Washington Post, July 20.Vick, Karl. 1996. "Horn convicted for three murders." Washingotn Post, May 4: 1. Cowritten by Alaina Urquhart, Ash Kelley & Dave White (Since 10/2022)Produced & Edited by Mikie Sirois (Since 2023)Research by Dave White (Since 10/2022), Alaina Urquhart & Ash KelleyListener Correspondence & Collaboration by Debra LallyListener Tale Video Edited by Aidan McElman (Since 6/2025) Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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Hey, weirdos, I'm Ash.
And I'm Elena.
And this is morbid.
And this is Saltburn.
Oh, God.
No, you can't say that because you haven't freaking watched it yet.
I know.
Here's the thing.
Wait, no.
She said she might.
Yeah, because here's the thing.
It's TikTok.
TikTok will, it influences me.
Can I tell you how heavily, heavily offended I am right now that I sat here.
Okay.
Many a, no.
I think Mikey can get on board with the fact that you did.
not sell Salfurn. No. But I recommended it to you multiple times. You did. How was I supposed to sell it to you?
I don't know. Was I supposed to run around a mansion saying, it's a matter on the town. You didn't sell it.
I think I had to, I'm still not sure if I'm going to watch it because it feels too long. No, you got to.
You didn't even sell it the second, when I said I was going to watch it, you were like, by the way, like half the movie, they're not even in Salford and it's kind of slow.
Well, I just want you to know what you're in for.
No, I appreciate that. I'm an honest squirley. You are. You're an honest gal. You're not a salesman.
No, I'm really not a salesman. I don't, I'm not into that. None of us are.
Sometimes on the ads, I feel like I do a good job though. You do. I'm like, I have a code for you, babe. I have a code for you, babe.
I have a code for you. It's TikTok that has made me think that I should watch it. But then I'm also like, I think I've watched it now at this point. Like all the things I need to see. I think I've seen on TikTok.
You haven't watched the movie until you watched that movie.
There are some movies that on TikTok, if you see certain scenes, it's like, yeah, I watch that movie pretty much.
Salburn, you got to watch that movie.
Maybe I will.
Maybe I should just film my reactions to it.
Please do so.
Because it seems all of, because that song is stuck in my hands.
It's no matter on the dance floor.
That one precisely.
You better not kill the groove.
I thought for a while she was saying, you better not kill the groom.
Ash has this awesome quirk about her.
And it's everybody's favorite.
Like, I'm being dead.
that I love it, that she always gets the lyrics wrong.
But her lyrics are always more fun.
They are.
And I'm like, I like believe them.
Oh, with her whole heart.
Like we were talking about it earlier, that you-hoo song.
Yeah, from like, Jobbreaker.
Yeah.
Ash had a great version for that.
Okay, so it said the real things are like, she said, you-hoo.
And then it just says, ah, you-hoo.
Ah, you-hoo.
So I thought it said, ice queen, ice queen.
She's so beautiful.
But it doesn't at all.
But I was singing those lyrics for weeks.
Yeah, because isn't that what it says?
It says like, she said you who?
She said you who.
Or like I said you who?
Yeah.
And then it says like, ah, you who, yeah.
Yeah, your lyrics are.
Mine are better.
Primo.
She's so beautiful.
And the way that's the face.
She's so beautiful.
It's so good.
You're welcome.
That's what I sing every time I hear it.
Oh, and then hold on one more.
Let me just chew my own horn.
Beep, beep.
Remember the OG one that I think we realized it with was walking on a dream.
Yes, by Empire of the Sun.
And they say, like, is it real now when two people become one?
Yeah.
But I say, is it grandma, is she making pecan pie?
And she was so serious that those were the lyrics.
I didn't think those were the lyrics, but I was like, I don't know what you say.
She knew it in her heart.
But you know what?
Pekin pie or schmikin pie.
That's what I always say.
We have a story to tell today.
It's always hard when we have to transition out of our redonculus speak in the beginning.
I mean, because we speak silly.
Yeah.
We just do.
Or redonculus, if you will.
We have silly existences.
We have silly little things going on.
Silly little loves.
And now we're going to be talking about some really intense murder.
Yeah, so get serious.
So, you know, this is a bonkers tale.
Because of like the people involved, like, I'm going to be talking about Florence Burns and the murder of Walter Brooks.
We're going to be talking about this little, like, they're called like the Bedford Avenue gang or something like that.
But it's a bunch of like rich kids in this gang who just are like, I'm bored with being rich.
So I'm going to cause trouble.
Who the fuck gets bored of being rich?
It's the most bizarre bonkers.
Like thing I've ever seen.
Like it's just, it feels made up.
Wait, what's the year?
So the year of this is...
Sorry to cut out this little.
Sorry to stump you.
It's like the early 1900s.
Like 1901.
Oh, okay.
Around that time.
It's always funny to hear the 1900s.
I don't know why.
The early 19th.
Remember, I can't think of the gang, but we were doing a crime count down episode.
And there was like another group of rich kids that got bored of being rich and made a gang.
And it was like the white Bronco gang or something.
You know what I'm talking about?
We're going to have to look back on that.
Yeah.
That's all I had right now.
Oh, I miss Crime Countdown.
I do too every single day of my life.
It's so fun.
I miss it.
Max Cutler, you rock.
Max Cutler is great.
Yeah, bring back Crime Countdown.
Sorry, if you can hear my ice.
But let's get into this with, let's start off with who Florence Burns is.
Yeah.
So who is Florence?
Tell me.
Now, at the dawn of the 20th century, the United States was definitely undergoing
a pretty big social and cultural change. Mostly because, you know, there was major advances in
technology and transportation. That's going to cause huge, like, swooping changes all the way
around because that's allowing Americans to travel outside of the relatively closed regions that
they were living in. What is the space that you're making? I'm just like in a silly, goofy mood
when you started talking about transportation. And then you said Americans could like take it.
All I could think of was the Charlie X, CX song where she goes, let's ride.
I don't even know what that is.
Me and Mikey are just looking at each other.
It's from the Barbie movie, isn't it?
Maybe not.
Mikey became that shrug emoji.
Like, I don't know.
I got to play it for it.
It's the beginning of the song.
And she just goes, let's ride.
Because as I'm saying this, I'm like, what is happening?
Because she's just like, I know.
I need to get out of it.
winter head back. I'm like, what's going on?
I got to get out of my silly goofy mood. I apologize.
Hold on. I'll get it for you. Put the elevator music.
It's like a midnight carnival.
I like that. It's cool. Wow.
Your brain is a midnight carnival. If I was still on dating ups, I would write that.
My brain is a midnight carnival.
I think about people in real life that listen to this that I know and I'm like, oh, God.
All right, all right, all right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
That's great.
All of America.
The technology becomes available and it's just like, what dood, dondo doon, doon, doon, do it.
Please leave at least some of them.
Oh, man.
Oh, shit.
So as Ash was saying, all of America said, let's ride.
But according to Virginia McConnell, whose book you should definitely pick up, we are linking in the show notes, this quote gave teenagers and young adults access to places they might not have had earlier, particularly those living in cities like New York.
For instance, this whole expansion of urban infrastructure, like bridges, tunnels, public transportation, that all meant that people living in places like Brooklyn and Coney Island could now easily access the business and entertainment districts that were in what was once a faraway land of Manhattan until they were like, let's ride.
And this opened up new opportunities for employment, but also for cultural engagement.
So everybody's just being, their worlds are opening up, basically.
For teenagers and young adults, particularly the wealthier, without financial responsibilities
or really familial obligations, this expansion of transportation allowed them to escape what
was usually the watchful eye of their parents and gave them easy access to all the fun stuff,
the dance halls, the speakeasy, the restaurants, all the other social spaces.
It's like riding in cars with boys with Drew Barrymore.
It's exactly like that.
And this meant that maybe for the first time they could have.
actually shed the societal expectations of responsibility and respectability that usually
kids and those families had. And they were now free to be themselves without any of the adult
supervision and judgment. Although the idea of teenagers, as we understand it today,
wouldn't really emerge for many decades. That's probably better. Yeah. That's really good.
Probably this early 20th century youth culture. Youth culture.
I like that you said that. It was still a big social shift from the previous generations,
because that's the thing.
Each generation of teen gets wier and wilerier.
It gets more confusing for the previous generation.
It just happens.
Boomers look at Gen Z like, what the fuck?
They thought millennials they hated.
Oh, honey.
Man, oh honey.
Oh, honey.
But so this social shift from previous generations was really unlike anything Americans had seen to that point.
For young people in New York, many of them from conservative immigrant families,
the freedom of movement allowed them to shed the restrictive culture experienced in the home
and experiment with sometimes new, often rebellious identities.
Now, among those young people in New York, basically seeking to establish their own identity,
their own rebellion outside of the home was Florence Burns.
I knew it.
She was the daughter of strict German immigrant parents, born April 9, 1882 in New York to Frederick and Henrietta Burns.
Florence had a lot of advantages, a lot, and she had a sense of stability that her peers could probably only dream of.
Frederick Burns was a very successful Manhattan insurance broker.
He had actually, he was like kind of locally famous as a popular announcer for the various events held by the amateur athletic union as well.
Oh, wow.
Florence's mother, Henrietta, was also well respected.
She was the daughter of Wilhelm Frederick von der Bosch, well.
One of the lead, you know that guy. Of course. One of the lead engineers in the construction of the Brooklyn Bridge.
Oh, fuck. You know of it. I think I've heard of her. Now, given her parents' social status and respective pedigrees, it was baffling to friends and family that Florence seemed to be out of control from an early age.
They said, you're a rich girl. And you're gone too far.
She was by most accounts pretty lazy. She's fucking rich. She consistently did.
poorly in school, which is different because usually it was like they had like, you're from a
prominent family to be held to. Right. And quote, was more interested in boys than in her studies.
Word. Despite her beauty, however, her vapid personality and general lack of curiosity did kind of
little to win her over many friends or male suitors. Oh, shit. Like she was beautiful. She was,
you know, but she just didn't have a lot of depth. Vapid. I love the word vapid to describe somebody. And she seems
like she was the definition of that at that time. Like it just she didn't really have a lot of
ambition. She didn't really have a lot of substance happening. She didn't have Hutzpah. Yeah. And as
most people knew her, they thought she was like pretty boring. To be honest, like not a lot going on.
You got a lot of money. That's about it. Also, Florence's behavior was occasionally extreme or
inappropriate, especially when she didn't get her way. Oh. For instance, when her first serious boyfriend,
Harry broke up with her after the initial, you know, like romance in the beginning wore off.
Florence exhibited behavior that would today most likely be considered stalking.
Oh, goody.
And there were even rumors that she had threatened to kill him unless he married her.
So she went too far.
Usually, I mean, at least in my experience, that doesn't work.
That doesn't work.
Also, I was joking about my experience.
Yeah, I was going to say.
I don't think you've ever done that.
No.
But in experiences that I've heard of, I don't think that works.
Yeah, I don't see ultimatums like that really working out.
Marry me or I will kill you.
Especially in like something like Lerve.
Yeah.
I wonder if he Billy Woodwarded her and was like, I'll think about it.
I'll think about it.
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Well, Florence's parents were equally at a loss as we are when it came to understanding
Florence. They'd given her literally every opportunity in the world. Everyone. She had
anything at her fingertips. Yet she seemed determined to defy them at every turn.
Oh, no. In fact, as far as Florence was concerned, her parents were more like jailers
than parents. They were outdated disciplinarians who had no idea.
what it was like to be young. They just didn't get it, mom, dad. It's not a face. And in reaction to
what she perceived as parents that were too rigid and overly restrictive, Florence acted out a lot.
Getting kicked out of school, getting kicked out of local businesses for smoking. At the time,
it was illegal for women to smoke in public. Fake. Which like nobody should smoke. Because it's bad for you,
but stupid law. But running away, she would hang out with a bad crowd. She was just not, she was doing
all kinds of things. It was the classic.
This sounds like the beginning. Remember those old, that old show on A&E, like Beyond scared
straight? Yeah. Doesn't it sound like the beginning? It honestly is. Like, that's true.
And now in response to all this, Fred, the dad, disciplined his daughter in ways that would
no longer be considered acceptable.
Bro, row. This included physical abuse. Oh, no. Confining her to her bedroom. And on more than one
occasion, he would just enroll her in a boarding school outside of the city, including one
in Montreal. Oh, goody. Though she always ran a while.
and made her way back to Brooklyn on her own. Now, by the time she was 17 years old, Florence had
dropped out of school. She hadn't gone further than an eighth grade at this point and seemed
just completely directionless. When she was finally, when she finally found a group of friends,
she felt super comfortable finally, and she felt like she was accepted by these people and they
didn't want anything more of her than who she was. And this group was called the Bedford Avenue
gang. Oh no. So she joined a gang.
So I'll give you a little more insight into this gang.
Okay.
So given her lack of interest in things like school or creative pursuits, it shouldn't come
too much of a surprise that this is the kind of group that she fell in with.
It was in 1901.
And this gang was mainly, I say gang, like, quote unquote, that's what they were called.
Yeah.
This gang was comprised of what her parents would almost certainly deem bad influences.
Yeah, I would think so.
The Bedford Avenue gang, as they called themselves, was named for the Bedford Stuyvesant
neighborhood of Brooklyn, where many of its members lived.
And it was comprised of boys and young men mostly from mostly well-off, if not affluent families.
Interesting.
Now, according to McConnell, the gang's, quote, main goal was to get money from unsuspecting citizens,
primarily shopkeepers.
But, like, you don't need it.
So, yeah, they're just assholes.
Like, what the fuck?
who are like, we're bored, our parents are mean, because, like, we can't just, like,
lazily roll around all the time and just get money.
So we're just going to steal it from people who work.
Yeah, let's steal money that we could already have.
Yeah.
That's good.
Of course, this was not, like we said, like Ash just pointed out, it wasn't for lack of having
their own money to spend because, hello, or, you know, given to them by their parents.
But instead, the shoplifting, petty robbery, and pickpocketing were committed just for the thrill of it.
They were bored rich kids.
Wild.
Their secondary interest, however, was women.
And for this group of wealthy, well-dressed bad boys.
I got to look them up.
Which you know they were like the bootleggist of bad boys.
You know what I mean?
Oh, 100%.
These kids are like coming from boarding schools and like, you know, they have all the, everything in the world that they could ever want.
But they're like rebelling against mommy and daddy.
It's like that one kid that was.
We always knew that had a rich dad in school and they thought they were rich because their dad was rich.
They're the kids that say, my dad's a lawyer.
That's these kids.
My dad's a lawyer.
Which is fine if your dad is a lawyer.
Like, cool, that's awesome.
But if you're flaunting it around like eighth grade.
If you're walking into eighth grade, like, my dad is a lawyer.
If you are any human being and you're retort to something, somebody being mean to you is, my dad's a lawyer.
Walk away.
Walk the other way.
The toxic person walk the other way.
Sorry, what is this gang's name?
There's been so much information.
The Bedford Avenue gang.
The Bedford Avenue gang.
Here's the thing, though.
This is a bunch of, you know, rich boys who are rebelling.
They get everything they want, and they're probably well quaffed, you know, like they're put together.
And so they had no shortage of girls and young women who followed them around like groupies.
Of course.
Of course. Because it's like bad boy light, you know? Yeah. Like diet bad boy. So it's like
Diet bad boys. So if you're not ready for like the full thing, you get the diet bad boy and you can be like, well, everything will be fine because he'll pay the bail.
Yeah, I can't even find pictures of them. It's just like, do you want to see these other gangs that are that are different?
You want to see these ones? They're different. But the thing is McConnell notes, the Bedford Avenue gang of boys was dedicated to seducing the groupie girls.
who followed them.
And it gets worse and darker.
Because this is all like very fluffy and like they're just little shitty rich boys.
Like you're like,
you'll get yours.
You know what I mean?
Like you're stealing from people who work.
But it gets worse.
It got darker because they would, they were all about these groupie girls and they would
keep them around.
They were like, you know, it was like an actual like mafia style, you know, like the gals
hanging around.
Sure, sure.
But if they didn't, weren't able to seduce them, they would turn to sexual assault.
They would just, they would like, they were.
rapists as well.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
It turns from this, like, silly, so, like, that's why this gang is, like, so gross
in so many ways, because it's, it's a bunch of shitheads who have everything in the world
at their fingertips are doing all of this just for the thrill of it and also taking
advantage of women who, these young women who probably don't know any better.
It's just, like, the whole thing is so nasty.
Layers and layers of gross.
Yes, yeah.
So despite the petty, shallow and criminal interests of this gang, they provided, like we were just talking about, a pretty attractive lifestyle and kind of social outlet that appealed to rebellious young people like Florence who were looking for just that.
They were easily recognizable because they wore flamboyant outfits, which included diamond jewelry.
The girls would wear corsets, brightly colored vests.
The boys would wear the vests and the spiked tailed overcoats, like, very over the top.
And they also carried heavy canes and baseball bats with them, while definitely part of the overall outfit would also double as a weapon if they wanted to be violent.
What a wily time to be alive.
The Bedford Avenue gang would be comparable to something, and this is actually, this is Dave brought this up, and it's such a perfect comparison.
I had, like, brilliant comparison by Dave.
they would be comparable to something like the fictional droogs in Anthony Burgess's
1962 novel A Clockwork Orange.
They're very much like that.
It calls into, like, you can think of that gang when you, like, you should read it.
It's crazy.
I will.
But they're also, and these two are also similar to what we would modernly probably think of,
young middle class white men who engage in rioting and looting after certain sporting events.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
Like that kind of thing, where it has no purpose whatsoever.
Just for the hell of it.
Now, their behavior and engagement and violence and destructions, it's not a matter of survival or necessity or even purpose.
Right.
You know what I mean?
Like, there's nothing to back it up at all.
Bored rich kids.
It's just a thrilling outburst of bad or criminal behavior because they know they're not going to be punished for it because of where they sit in the class system.
Because their dad's a lawyer.
Because my dad's a lawyer.
I'll sue you.
That's why.
Now, when it came to the Bedford Avenue gang, there wasn't exactly a hierarchy or organizational structure per se, but there was a kind of like informal leader.
I feel like that always happens.
Yeah.
And this informal leader was Theodore or Ted Bureus and his best friend, Walter Brooks.
Uh-oh.
Now, Bureas was the son, the only son, of a millionaire stockbroker.
And after graduating from high school in 1898, using his generous allowance given to him by his mother to fund.
his flashy lifestyle and petty criminal escapades.
Like the others in the gang, he was known to lash out violently any time he felt the urge,
targeting anyone from a random pedestrian on the street to the police.
But Ted's criminal activities weren't confined only to violence.
Bureus was a well-known thief and cheat.
He stole everything from money, cars, jewelry, and even one stolly prized French bulldog worth $1,000.
He does not deserve that fucking dog.
That's...
And like, what did you do with the dog?
I want to Helga Pataki him right to the face.
Me too. That's exactly what I want to do.
Now, although he came from a family far less wealthy than that of Ted Burris,
Walter Brooks did fit in with the gang nonetheless.
Walter was born in Brooklyn in the summer of 1881 and grew up in a very stable household
where his father was a typesetter with one of the New York newspapers.
As a child, Walter was smart.
He was attractive, very popular athlete, very...
good student, but he was known as, quote, something of a wild young man, rather fast, addicted
to fine clothes, alcohol, and pretty women. Now, following his graduation from high school, Walter
chose not to pursue a college education, which usually at this time, young men of his social
standing would definitely pursue college education, so this was different. But instead, he went
into business with two friends as commission merchants. And though Walter shared many interests,
with Ted Burris, the informal leader there.
He was less interested in acts of violence and destruction,
and he was more inclined to, like, move towards, like, you know, schemes and scams.
Like, he liked that part of it.
He's a con man.
He wanted to earn money, and he wanted attention, and he wanted adoration from young women.
That's what he was looking for.
He wasn't looking to beat the shit out of someone.
He just wanted girls to fall over them for him.
So he thought scams and scheming were going to do it for him.
There's other ways to go about that.
Absolutely, many.
Walter was incredibly popular with women.
Really?
But much to their dismay, he wasn't really into commitment.
He wasn't one girl kind of guy.
In fact, the year before his death, Walter was engaged to a young woman named Lottie Eaton.
I love the name Lottie.
I do too.
It makes me think of the princess and the frog, which we watched recently because my youngest wanted to watch it for the first time.
And I think her name is Charlotte.
And it's the best friend, but they call her Lottie.
I love it.
I like Lottie just as a name.
Lottie is so cute.
So cute.
Guys, I love Princess and the Frog.
Oh, such a fucking bob.
It is.
No, but Walter was engaged to a young woman named Lottie Eaton.
But just a few months later, Lottie called off the engagement because she cited Walter's, quote, moral lapses as a reason.
Also, can we just take a second for the name Lottie Eaton?
Lottie Eaton.
That's the richest girl in the fucking world.
Like, you, none of us should, we can't be in the room with Lottie Eton.
Like, I don't.
You're fucking hard out.
I don't belong in the same room as Lottie Eaton.
Like, who do I think I am?
I don't hold a...
What do they say?
I don't hold a...
A candle?
A candle to Lottie Eaton.
Yeah, who holds a candle and a lot of eaten?
I don't know.
Not me.
That's crazy.
Not I.
Now, our girl Lottie Eaton, she wasn't specific about what those moral lapses were, but we can
kind of...
He's a cheat.
Think with the thing between our ears.
Yeah.
He's a philanderer.
He's a fidelities and other troubles probably.
He's a fuck boy.
Yeah, it's not good.
So there was also a lot of rumors about...
him being part of many secretive pregnancies. Oh, God. And, you know, like secret abortions,
all kinds of things going on. He was very much being irresponsible with his, with his affections.
Oh, goody. Spreading it too much. Now, and again, you're engaged. Don't be engaged.
Right. Exactly. Do whatever the fuck you want if you're not engaged. Don't be engaged.
If ever there was a woman that was perfect for Walter Brooks, it was Florence.
Was it? Both were young. They were in packed.
They were shallow. They were reckless when it came to the emotions and wants of others.
And according to Virginia McConnell, even the gang's leader, Ted Bureas, quote, made a conscious decision to stay away from Florence Burns because he knew she would cause him trouble.
That's Ted Burest who's like hitting people on the street.
He's like the most reckless and he's like, I don't fuck with you.
That's a lot. So while Ted and the other gang members may have been.
smart enough to steer clear of Florence, Walter saw something of an irresistible kindred spirit
in her, and his desire would ultimately lead to deadly consequences. Yeah, I felt that way.
So in 1900, around the time Florence started hanging around the Bedford Avenue gang,
the base of operations for the group was a Coney Island dance hall.
Obsessed. I got to say, this does have the vibes are right, the substance is off.
Yeah, the vibes are right in like the setting. Like thinking of like a Coney Island.
Island dance hall gang.
Like, that's fun.
And then you get into the substance of it and you say, no, no.
No.
No, no.
Coney Island Queen.
But this Coney Island dance hall was called Bader's Roadhouse.
I love that name.
Do better.
That took away the vibe.
Like, oh, a dance hall in Coney Island, what, Bader's what?
Bader's dance.
No, Bader's Roadhouse.
Bader's Roadhouse.
Like, in Coney Island, are you sure?
Are you sure?
It was only a half-hour commute from their homes, so that's good.
And it honestly may as well have been in another country when it came to the freedom.
It offered the young clientele.
I mean, they were totally on their own there.
Yeah.
It was a wild, very anonymous place away from judgmental eyes and expectations of anyone, including their parents.
The members of the Bedford Avenue gang there would smoke, they would drink.
They shed the Victorian-era protocols, because remember,
in a specific era here.
Right.
That could, and those protocols would have kept young men and women separate at all times.
Wow.
That's crazy to think about.
And it would require very elaborate courtship rituals before they could even think of getting
to the more intimate parts of a romantic relationship.
Before they would even look at each other.
But it was at Bader's Roadhouse.
Bader's Roadhouse.
Walter and Florence met for the first time and Walter immediately found her irresistible.
Oh, God.
The two became romantically.
involved very soon after and things became physically intimate very quickly. No Victorian era protocols
here. None of that. All I'm picturing in my head is the guy on TikTok that runs around with the red flag.
That's literally him. Right. He should run out and just be like, no.
To both of you, to be honest. Like, no. So unlike most of the other girls in the neighborhood who either
appreciated Walter from afar or were put off by his reputation as a member of this gang, Florence liked that
diet bad boy image and his rebellious attitude she was like oh my goodness this is exactly what i've been
looking for my whole life and before long florence was claiming that she had fallen in love with walter
and she loved him quote even more than my mother and father oh and he generally returned these bold
declarations of love damn florence had been in love before walter or at least something that resembled
it i remember she said she was going to kill the guy i'm going to kill you a year before they met she
had been in a relationship with at least three members of the Bedford Avenue gang before Walter.
We got a groupie. All of them burned very hot, very bright, you know, you know how these go.
I love that she was able to like stick around after that. Yeah, she just, they were like,
that's fine. Didn't last very long, mostly due to their inability or, you know, disinterest in any kind
of commitment. They were all just living. And so it was with Florence and Walter, who met and
quickly fell in love in August 1901, they were already having relationship troubles by October.
So they're kind of following right in the footsteps of those previous relationship.
Exactly.
Same kind of thing.
There were rumors going around the group that Walter had been chasing after another young woman who hung out on the fringes of the gang.
And when Florence found out, she made her displeasure known, saying if it were true,
Walter would, quote, suffer for it.
She scares me.
Yeah, she's got a lot.
She scares me a lot.
Yeah, that's not good.
Never one to worry much about what others thought, though.
Florence made no attempts to keep her relationship with Walter a secret, and the two were
anything but discreet when it came to physical displays of affection.
Oh, I hate that.
I hate that so much.
It's so not for me.
To me, that's a red flag right there.
Yeah, you're making up for something.
When word of the relationship made its way to Fred and Henry Anna Burns, you know,
mom and dad, whom she does not love, were outraged.
Not only was their daughter being very inappropriate, sexually active in a time when this was just not okay.
They said, our daughter is a hollet.
She's a hussy.
But also, she was once again, according to them, what they're thinking, a source of embarrassment.
And she was going to be a source of potentially scandalous rumors about that family.
Right.
In response, Fred and Henrietta took yet another hard line with their daughter, making it clear in no uncertain terms that they disapproved at this relationship.
and they kicked her out of the house.
Oh, shit.
They told her she couldn't return unless she was married to Walter.
Oh, man.
Yeah.
So now she's got a new goal.
Yeah.
So Fred and Henrianna's reaction likely seems pretty harsh.
But the Burns' had already endured a lot of embarrassments from their point of view.
Yeah, everybody's got a line.
You know, as a result of Florence's behavior.
And they didn't think they could stand for another.
And also, as Virginia McConnell points out, quote,
possibly there was a pregnancy involved, as it seems to have been a drastic action on their part.
And they had not drawn such a hard line with Florence under like similar circumstances before,
so they think there must have been something else in here.
I could see that, but I could also see it just being like so many things leading up to this.
That this was just the final one.
And remember, they had a different style of parenting.
Yeah.
You know, so.
Oh, yeah, I forgot about that.
So the possibility of a pregnancy would also explain why Florence began pressuring Walter to marry her that fall.
something that everyone from the other gang members to his parents strongly discouraged.
Oh, wow.
So his parents were like, no, no.
And the other gang members were like, no, Walter.
They were like, not Florence.
Now, Walter might not have been interested in marrying Florence, but that didn't stop him from continuing his relationship with her.
Throughout the better part of November, Florence lived in a boarding house in Brooklyn,
but that didn't stop her from being a near constant presence in the Brooks household.
She would take long lunches with Walter.
She would lunch with his mother sometimes.
Huh.
Even attended church services with them on Sundays.
It's interesting that she really became part of their lives and even still they were
like, fuck that.
That should tell you.
Yeah.
But by the end of November, she had moved in with the Brooks family after coming down
with some vague illness that many speculated could have been the unexpected consequences
of a self-induced miscarriage or abortion.
That's really sad.
Rather than insist Florence return home to her parents' care, Walter's father.
father, Thomas Brooks, simply paid for Florence's medical care. And he was like, you know what,
I'm pretty accustomed to taking care of my, my, you know, Walter's stuff that goes on.
Yeah. So I'm just going to take care of whatever you need as well. I mean, which is like,
all right. And it seems likely that Florence was actually pretty ill for a short time. But the fact
remains that she definitely used the opportunity to force her way into the Brooks home and stake a further
claim on Walter. By early
December, when she had finally recovered
from whatever was ailing her, because there's
no actual medical
records here, Florence had
all but formally moved into the house, and
once again, started pressuring Walter
to marry her. Each conversation
became more and more
desperate at this point. And later,
after Walter's death, Mrs. Brooks
would recall the ways in which Florence
would attempt to manipulate and control
Walter. Uh-oh. She would claim that she would
shoot him with her father's piss
if he didn't agree to marry her.
That's, again, not the way to go about that, Mama.
And this is his mother saying this later, being like, yeah, like, I witnessed that.
Oh, my God.
So I can see why they were like, I'd rather you not marry her.
And this is even, this is such a wild thing that happened.
So very frustrated and very exhausted with Florence's childish behavior.
Walter's mother eventually one time when she was like, I'm going to shoot you with my father's pistol,
she just looked at her and said, why don't you just shoot yourself with it?
And it's like,
burn.
And Florence responded because I love Walter too much.
So I'm going to kill him instead.
And it's like, what does it even make any sense?
And also like Mrs.
Brooks.
She's,
she said, get out me house.
She said, that's some mama bear energy right there.
Like, damn.
Boy mom.
That's boy mom energy.
That's a boy mom for sure.
I was like, damn, that's just a mama.
Jokies. But
fuck. Mrs. Brooks, really, she had enough.
Holy shit. So that'll tell you how
at the end of their rope
everyone was with Florence, that they're just like, why
did she just take the pistol and shoot yourself?
Like, when you're saying that, shit
has gone awry. That's bad. Because that's
a rough thing to say. Yeah, you shouldn't say
that to anybody ever. Don't say that to people.
No. Mrs. Brooks, come on. Come on.
Come on, girl. Get some decorum. You're a rich girl. But also,
Florence, don't be threatening to kill her son.
Yeah, bad on both ends. Lots of
things happening. I don't want to be in that house.
Get me out of here.
I got to get out of here.
Exactly.
Reli.
Okay.
I'll be your escape.
Oh, good.
Now, as the year came to a close, the arguments between Walter and Florence continue to escalate to the point that Thomas Brooks, Walter's father, hid his pistol, went to Fred Burns, Florence's father and begged him to allow Florence to come home.
He was like, please.
Get her the fuck out of me house.
And he told him that she had become a major disdeme.
disruption in their household. He was like, you got to take your kid back. And her dad is like,
yeah, she's a major disruption in our house too. That's why we got rid of her. Florence's father was like,
no, telling Brooks he wouldn't allow her back until the couple had married. And Thomas literally was like,
that will never happen. And he was not going to happen. And he was like, well, then she's never coming back. And
they were like, we're out of standstill here.
Now, while the Brooks's may not have been successful at convincing Florence's parents to take her back,
they were finally able to rid themselves of her constant presence when she moved to a new
boarding house at the end of December.
And after only a few weeks at this boarding house, she did get her own parents to agree to let
her back in.
Oh, wow.
So she was able to convince them.
I'm actually very surprised by that news.
It doesn't last.
I had a feeling it wouldn't.
It turned out that Fred and Henrietta Burns had only agreed to let Florence move back in because
she said she and Walter were getting married.
Yeah, I had a feeling.
I knew she was doing stunts and shows out here.
Yeah, it definitely came to a surprise to Walter.
Yeah, that he was getting married.
He agreed to no such thing.
So he didn't understand this.
But regardless of all that, the lie had put Walter in a difficult position as well.
He either had to agree to marry Florence or be responsible for her getting kicked out of her house again.
Oh, man.
Either way, he would be responsible for taking care of her.
She is the wiliest bitch.
I got to marry her and take care of her or she's going to get kicked out of her house and I'm going to have to take care of her because it's my fault.
Right.
So that's a catch-22 if I ever heard more.
For some reason, whatever reason it is.
No.
Just before the year ended, Walter agreed to marry Florence.
And the two went to the Church of the Good Shepherd in Brooklyn, where Florence insisted that Reverend Robert Rogers marry them immediately.
Perhaps sensing something was amiss, Reverend Rogers said, nah.
And he said there's no witnesses here.
That's a no for me.
Right.
So that was it.
They didn't get married.
Having once again failed to manipulate Walter to marry her, Florence returned home and told her parents.
the truth. And they promptly kicked her out of the house for a second time. That's kind of sad.
Because it's like, we tried to get married. And we couldn't. And we couldn't. Now he doesn't want to
marry me. Like, that's not your fault. Pack your bags. Yeah, I don't get that. Once again,
Walter feared Florence would worm her way back into his household. But fortunately, a friend of his
recommended a boarding house on West 144th Street, where she could stay for $10 a week, which now
would be a little over $300 in the present. Oh, wow. It's a lot of money. Now I have to
After nearly a month at the new boarding house, Florence was allowed to move back into her parents'
house again, likely with the understanding that she and Walter were now engaged and would eventually
be married.
Oh, man.
Despite that promise, however, Florence found herself in the same position she had already been in twice,
either convinced Walter to marry her or find herself out on the street again.
More importantly, at least in the long term, there was a growing chance that if she
continued to defy them, that her parents would cut her off financially as well.
They hadn't done that yet.
Okay.
So she was worried that was going to be the big hammer.
Basically putting an end to her life of excess and luxury, which she was just not willing to do.
Of course not.
Virginia McConnell points out that given Florence and her father's desperation for her to be married, quote, there must have been a baby on the way.
So everybody keeps pointing out that there had to have been something here.
That's like much more over the top.
I don't know about that.
I'm not convinced. I'm not convinced of that either.
That's just what a lot of people.
thought, so I wanted to make sure I mentioned it. But I also am not as convinced. I think this is
just respectability. I agree. In Victorian era, respectability. I can see why people would think
that, but I agree with you. Yeah. And I think what Virginia McConnell is pointing out and what many
people thought to, so she is going off of like a lot of other things, is that if it was a pregnancy,
it would become obvious to everyone shortly when she was pregnant. And that would be another scandal,
another moral failing for that family if she was unwed and pregnant and living with them.
Right. And presumably she had already maybe performed an abortion, so she didn't want to go through that a second time. So they didn't want to go through that again. But despite Florence's obvious desperation and, you know, Walter continuing to be attracted to her, Walter remained uninterested in getting married. He didn't want to tie himself to someone for the rest of his life. He was noncommittal. He was part of this gang. At this point, it's like you're really not noncommittal because like she's, like, she's,
She lives with you half the time.
She's always showing up at your doorstep.
You might as well just fucking marry her and call it a day.
I don't think he's having many affairs.
I'm sure there.
There's no.
Yeah.
And it's like you're going to continue to do that anyway.
We all know that.
If you want to live, that's fine.
Right.
And also she was just relentlessly demanding.
So I think he was like, I'm, I'm attracted to you, but this is a lot.
And like, I don't want to do this for the rest of my life.
I don't want this to be the only thing for the rest of my life.
So by February 1902, it seemed Walter had avoided yet another.
one of Florence's meltdowns and, you know, crises.
Damn, this is like two years of this show. Yeah. His vague half promises to Fred Burns and his
willingness to at least go see a priest about marriage had kept Florence living in her parents' home
rather than, you know, a boarding house or the Brooks house. So there's a lot of just like
dishonesty here on everyone's part. It's everyone's so false. Like this is all just such a facade,
you know, because it's like Fred is like demanding that they get.
married, not caring, whether they're in love or not.
Walter is like, I like her.
I'm attracted to her.
Sometimes we have a nice time.
Right.
I don't want to marry her, though.
But he's just trying to keep everybody satiated by being like, okay, I'll just fake it,
I guess.
I'll just talk to this priest about it, I guess.
And I'm like, none of this is a mess.
But.
And this is not like, this is not, you know, talking about getting married should be like,
you know, what life is supposed to be.
No.
But as far as he was concerned, he had exceeded the.
expectations of his responsibility. And he was like, you know what, I've given it my all. I talked to a
priest. We almost got married once. He was ready to end things with Florence finally without feeling
guilt. That was the whole thing. He didn't want to end it with her and have her end up on the street.
Yeah. And it be his honorable. And then he was worried that he was going to have to take her in if that
happens. So he was like, I'm going to be in this endless cycle. Yeah. So he's like, now I feel like I've done my
duty. I've tried. It's not working. And he's so, in fact, by the time the attempted wedding had
fallen through. Walter was actually already dating a new girl. He was just out of there. This girl was
17-year-old Ruth Dunn. And he was looking for the easiest way to end things with Florence and kind of
avoid her wrath as well. Because remember, yeah, she threatened to shoot him with Fred's pistol.
How did he think he was going to avoid her wrath, though? I don't know. I think dating another girl
would be like the wrathiest of rats. That's going to inspire a lot of wrath. I'm going to be honest.
I think that would pack a punch. Speaking as from someone who has dated,
someone who also started dating another girl while we were dating, it inspires a lot of wrath.
I would think.
A lot of wrath.
I would certainly think so.
So much wrath.
All the wrath.
The most wrath one could have.
I became wrath in that moment.
So I imagine.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I was just think of the America's next top model shoot where they did all the sins.
I literally thought of that as we were saying that.
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So, to lep, lep. So Walter's relationship with Ruth began quietly and subtly at the beginning of the new year.
And he'd spent weeks assuring Ruth that he was going to end things with Florence. He was like,
I just got to figure out how to go about it without you being in danger and me being in
Like, this was actually like a little scary.
He was like, I'm scared to do this.
So, like, I do want to be with you.
And I'm trying.
Oh, man, this is a wreck.
So by the second week of February, Walter seemed to be taking the matter more seriously
and had started talking with his friends in the Bedford Avenue gang about it,
all of whom, quote, assured him it was a good move on his part.
Now, given the gang's penchant for drama and hijinks,
Drummer.
It's very likely that Florence had some idea of Walters and Ten-10 their relationship.
sure one of the other gang members was like, he's going to break up with you, girl.
Yeah. Like, I'm sure one of them was like, he's already dating someone.
I bet there was hot-offs.
She almost certainly noticed his absence and distance in the recent weeks.
Beginning Monday, February 10th, she began showing up at Walter's office every day,
demanding to see Walter.
But he was typically out of the office at this time.
Girl, this isn't appealing behavior.
No.
And it's...
Don't.
Don't.
Don't.
And each time she asks, Walter,
office boy, 15-year-old Joseph Kribbins.
This poor kid.
Found a way to insinuate that Walter had received many female visitors at the office,
likely intending to irritate her.
Okay.
This poor boy, but like Joseph.
You got a chill.
You don't know who you're dealing with.
Yeah.
Now, while this may seem trivial, like, you know, it's just like him being a little 15-year-old
shit.
Yeah.
Walter had, in fact, never received any other woman other than Florence in his office.
Oh, wow.
Like, that was the truth.
But by the end of the week, Florence would come.
come to believe that he was cheating on her with countless anonymous women.
Like that anonymous women were showing up all over the place.
No, he was only cheating with one woman.
And whether he was like having other things outside, you know, they weren't coming to his office.
That could be said.
Now, on the morning of February 14th, Valentine's Day.
Walter and his business partner, Harry Cohen, had a business meeting with a man in Patterson, New Jersey.
And after that, they all had lunch in Newark.
That's at this lunch, they met two young women at the lunch.
side eyes downward.
Yep.
And after chatting with the girls for a short time, they all went to a nearby hotel.
They all had sex, and they all went their separate ways.
They just lived the flashiest lifestyle.
They're just...
The flashiest.
It's like the party scene in Gatsby.
That's all I could think of.
Now, look at us just on the same wavelength.
That's literally all I could think of.
I was like, oh my God.
Like, that's it.
That's literally it.
That's it.
Meanwhile, Florence, while this is going on, had stopped by while
Walter's office yet again.
Oh, no.
This time.
This time.
She left a note saying she was leaving for Detroit that afternoon and had only stopped
to say goodbye.
Florence said she actually returned three more times that day, hoping to catch Walter.
Girl, I thought you were going to Detroit.
And she finally caught him on the last visit around 5.30 p.m.
Walter seemed unsurprised to see Florence in his office, and they made plans to go out after
he closed up the office for the day.
And Walter was intending to give Florence a proper send-off before she left for Detroit.
I don't know if he was like, I guess we'll just fuck one more time.
Like that seems like the vibe here.
According to McConnell, Walter's partner Harry Cohen, quote,
begged Walter not to go with Florence that night and to come out to dinner with him instead.
Oh.
But not wanting to do anything to upset Florence, just as he was about to, you know.
End things.
And things.
Walter dismissed Cohen's concerns and promised to meet him later that night instead.
Even Cohen was like, I don't know, man.
Like, I don't know about this.
He knew, obviously, what she was like, but it sounds like he also had some kind of, like,
bad feeling.
Yeah, he was like, I just don't feel good about this.
Now, that evening, Walter and Florence checked into the Glen Island Hotel.
So you can see why I think, what I think.
Yeah, of course.
They checked in as John Williamson and wife of Brooklyn.
Oh, just adding insult to injury.
And they were shown to their room by a bellhop named George Washington.
Shut the fuck up.
Because it was George Washington.
I calm.
And after setting down the couple's bag, Washington lit the pilot lights on the gas heater,
then asked Florence whether they would need anything else, and she said no thank you.
Okay.
Later around midnight, Washington noticed the smell of gas coming from Florence in Walter's room.
Oh, God.
And when he entered to search the area, he discovered Walter passed out on the bed, and Florence nowhere to be found.
A doctor was called, and they tempted to rouse Walter, who was alive, but only barely conscious at the time.
Oh, man.
Now, this is wild. This doctor, I'm like, are you okay, sir? Despite the presence of blood on the pillowcase, it took Dr. John Sweeney much longer than it should have to notice that there was a giant wound on Walter's head.
What? And even when he did finally notice it, he assumed it had been from a fall and he was like, oh, it's nothing serious. And at this time, neither hospital staff or Dr. Sweeney were interested in, quote, causing a fuck.
So they aired out the room and washed the area around Walter's head wound, then left the room and assumed he would sleep it off and be fine in the morning.
What?
Yep.
What?
So they came in and they were like, wow, it's weird.
There's gas in this room and he's unconscious and there's blood on the pillow and he's like not awake.
And they were like, oh, weird, let's air the room out.
Silly that that happened.
Open a window, I guess.
And then they were just like, boop-bop-boop-toop using some antiseptic going to wash your wound.
not pick your head up. They literally just washed the area around the wound.
What the fuck? Didn't actually look at it. And he was like, you know what you should do with head wounds?
You should sleep them off. That's what you should do in a gas filled room.
The gas filled room, the head wound of it all. Also the fact that the wife is, quote unquote wife is missing.
And this man is sitting in a gas filled room with a fucking wound in his head. And we don't think it's a little suspicion that the wife is gone.
No. No. Or the presumed wife.
No.
No.
This is fine.
Dr. Sweeney, everybody.
The next morning, when hotel staff went back to check on the man with the head wound in the gas filled room with the missing wife,
he was dead.
They found Walter unresponsive on the bed, which by then had become saturated with blood from a hole in his head.
The fact that it sounds like they probably could have saved this kid's life.
Yeah.
That's what I'm sad.
That's really fucked up.
Dr. Sweeney was called back to the room, and in the light of the night of the life.
day realized that what he had thought was a wound from a fall was actually a gunshot wound to his head.
This man was shot in the head was alive and just left to bleed out.
Oh my God.
They could have saved him.
Absolutely.
Or at least given a shot.
I shouldn't say they could have saved him.
They could have at least given any kind of shot.
Well, just the fact that he was still alive when they left him to bleed overnight.
There was an actual opportunity to save him or try to.
Wow.
And how awful.
He just lay there.
with a bullet in his head, left there, not able to move or call anyone, and just lay there.
Wow.
Now, Dr. Sweeney insisted someone call an ambulance, which is like, oh, the doctor, everybody.
But it still hadn't occurred to anyone to call the actual fucking police because there was
another person in this room with him and he has a bullet hole in his head.
And that person is missing.
Instead, after searching Walter's pockets and learning his real identity, someone from the hotel
called his office and talked to Harry Cohen.
His business partner.
Oh, poor Harry.
Who in turn called Walter's father and the two rushed to the Glen Island and up to room 12.
Oh, this poor dad.
Where Thomas Brooks found his son alive, but in very bad conditions.
Wait.
Unresponsive, but alive.
Wow.
While the two men waited two hours for the ambulance to arrive.
Two hours.
This is New York, correct?
Cohen and Brooks searched the room.
They picked up all of Walter's belongings as well as a hair comb that both men recognized as belonging
to Florence Burns. Oh, we knew. When the ambulance had finally arrived and taken Walter to the hospital,
Thomas Brooks made the following statement to police. Quote, I've expected this for a long time.
My boy has been in scrapes with girls before this, and I expected this would happen. A girl named
Florence Burns made threats against my son. Oh, man. Now the ambulance transported Walter to the
hospital. He was rushed into emergency surgery, and the 32 caliber slug was removed from his head. But he never regained
consciousness and was pronounced dead at 11.15 a.m. Wow. Now, like Thomas Brooks, Harry Cohen also
told police, you should question Florence Burns. He was like, she was with Walter and was,
you know, they were supposed to, that's where they were supposed to be that night together. Like,
this all adds up. And now she's missing. And also, Harry was like, they've had a very long,
complicated, and tumultuous relationship. When officers arrived at the Burns apartment in
Flatbush, Florence didn't seem very surprised to see them.
She told them that, yes, she did know Walter Brooks, and she had seen him the previous day,
but she said, after I spoke to him at his office, we parted ways, and I hadn't seen him since then.
Liar.
If the officers were suspicious by her initial reaction, they were double suspicious,
when after informing her that Walter had been shot, her response was,
I wonder who could have done it?
Have they found the pistol?
Girl.
What?
Girl.
What?
The officers took Florence into custody immediately.
and brought her to the church street station,
escorting her directly into the office of Captain Halpin.
Now, she had been informed that she was under arrest
and was being charged with a felony,
but the police neglected or refused to inform Florence
what the charge was or that Walter was in fact dead.
They didn't tell her that.
Oh, wow.
Instead, they asked her to see her hair combs.
Uh-huh.
Which she handed over.
Okay.
But one of them, she appeared to be missing the back comb,
which was precisely the comb that had been discovered in the room at Glen Island Hotel.
Remember, she said she saw him at the office and never saw him again.
Imagine that.
When she was finally informed of the charge against her, Florence insisted she knew nothing about the shooting.
She said, how could I shoot him?
I've not seen him since 6 o'clock when I left his office.
I came right home and arrived at 7.30 o'clock.
My father and mother were at the theater.
I saw no one and went to bed.
I saw no one.
No one can confirm this.
I love that she had to make chair and be like,
no one absolutely not one person on planet Earth can confirm this alibi and that I went to sleep.
Thank you and good night.
Thank you and good night.
Other than her insistence that she had nothing to do with the shooting, Florence was generally uncooperative.
In an effort to get more...
What do you mean?
I'm shocked.
Excuse me?
In an effort to get more information or to catch her in a lie, the interviewing detective told Florence that Walter had been robbed.
And in response, Florence, with one hand balled into a fist, pounded the...
desk and said that the bellhop, George Washington must have done it. Wow, that little bitch.
She also used, like, racist language to describe him when she did it. So, like, hello. Why did I know that?
Didn't you just know that? I felt that as soon as you said she blamed it on the bellhop. I was like,
oh, she's being racist. Yep. She said, obviously, George Washington hadn't, you know, he did it.
What a coon. But obviously, George Washington hadn't taken the money. But he did, however, when they
talked to him, remember Florence? And when he was brought into the station that day and asked
whether she was the one woman who had checked into the hotel with Walter Brooks, he's emphatically
confirmed that yes, that bitch was the woman who was in the room with Brooks. He's like, I remember
her. She was a pain on the ass. Certain that she was responsible for the shooting and confident
that they weren't going to get much more out of her being very uncooperative and a dick.
Detectives escorted her out of the captain's office and took her to a cell in the center
Street Station.
It was at this point that the press got their first look at Florence Burns.
And now she was being called an accused murderer.
You know, she was getting like the femme fatale shit.
Yep.
And, you know, this is the first time that she wasn't really liking the attention.
Oh, imagine that.
At one point, she screamed to her father, father, father, help me.
They're trying to take my picture.
Honey, no one's going to help you now.
Your front page news now, girl.
Not a good guy.
Yeah.
Now, on the morning of February 16th,
Florence appeared before a judge at the center street court, and she was wearing a dark veil to indicate the choosing morning.
Of course. Speaking on Florence's behalf was her defense attorney, Foster Bacchus, a former Kings County District Attorney who'd gone into private practice after leaving public office.
Now, as a former DA, Bacchus was intimately familiar with the ins and ounce of the system and knew very well that his client's, his client wouldn't be in court that morning if the authorities didn't have a strong case against her.
Because of this, he quickly developed a strategy where he would attempt to delay any sentencing or formal charges, giving him time to evaluate the evidence that was against Florence.
Okay.
In the days that followed, the evidence against Florence came out in multiple pretrial hearings, and it was likely kind of encouraging Tobacus.
Aside from her hair comb discovered in the room and George Washington's identification of Florence as the woman with Walter, the night he checked in, the case against Florence was pretty, like, circumstantial.
It's true. The bullet taken from Walter's head was a match for the caliber of pistol owned by Fred Burns.
But neither the gun used in the shooting or the gun owned by Burns could be found.
Okay. So that was a problem. So there was nothing for the slug to be compared to.
Right. And I also love that like the fact that that gun was suddenly missing isn't considered.
Suss. Pretty good proof here. Like where did it go? Exactly.
Now at the same time, George Washington's identification had also kind of be.
become a problem for the district attorney, William Jerome.
Why?
Although Washington was, and always would be adamant,
that Florence was the woman who checked into the hotel with Walter Brooks.
He looked her in the face multiple times.
It was pointed out that Florence had been the only woman seen in the hotel that day.
And more importantly, Washington had made the identification
after being brought to the police station where he saw Florence being questioned.
Oh, okay.
You can't do that.
Yeah, that's wrong.
It gave the impression that she was a suspect.
if not guilty. The problem with this type of identification is that by asking him to identify Florence
under those circumstances, he could have naturally assumed her to be guilty, and that can taint
the identification. Like in the little things. Exactly. That movie. Precisely. Now, what started
out as a strong case against Florence was kind of unraveling a little bit. Although Jerome could have
gone to a grand jury to get an indictment, he was aware that his already shaky case could be
completely undone by the unwritten law, causing him to lose the case.
According to Virginia McConnell, the unwritten law emerged in the American South in the mid-19th century,
and it, quote, started out as a permission for a man to kill a man who had dishonored,
raped, seduced, or even ruined the reputation of a woman they were related to or intimately
connected with.
Okay.
Let me say that one more time so you guys can get that, because this is an unwritten law.
it was permission for a man to kill another man who had dishonored, raped, seduced, or even ruined the reputation of a woman they were related to or intimately connected with.
That's wild.
And basically what they're trying to say is that they're going to pin this on Fred Burns.
That they could actually...
And that he could get away with it because of that law?
That they could actually say that her reputation was dishonored in some way.
So that, exactly, like, that this killing was done.
in her name.
What?
Now, in time, it was extended to women accused of murder as well, and was considered a viable
defense.
So now it can be like, you dishonored me.
So I killed you.
And it was as long as they had committed the crime to protect their decency.
Isn't this wild?
Mama, Ford doesn't have any decency.
No.
Although it wasn't really a law in the form of legal sense.
The unwritten law was more like a temporary insanity claim.
Okay.
And could reasonably be used to achieve an acquittal on the grounds of self-defense.
Cuckoo, nuts, bananas.
Isn't this bananas?
Knowing that his case was already somewhat precarious at this time,
Jerome agreed to Bacchus' request for a special sessions hearing
where a judge would determine whether the evidence was strong enough.
Okay.
If at any point he changed his mind or wanted to go to a grand jury,
Bacchus assured Jerome the DA could go to the grand jury and get an indictment.
In reality, this was just an attempt for Bacchus to stall Jerome's investigation and give himself time to put critical evidence or witnesses like Fred and Henrietta Burns out of the prosecution's reach.
Now agreeing to the special sessions hearing, the first for a woman in New York, by the way.
Wow.
Jerome effectively put the responsibility for determining Florence's guilt in the hands of the newly appointed judge, Julius Mayer.
Mayor's job was to interview witnesses and evaluate the evidence to determine.
whether she was responsible for Walter's death,
which meant he had to determine the following.
One, means.
So we're going to need means, motive, and opportunity.
Yep.
Means.
Walter Brooks was shot in the head with a 32-caliber pistol.
So, mayor needed to confirm that not only did Florence Burns have access to a 34-2-caliber pistol,
but also that she knew how to use one.
Ah.
Motive.
Although motive cannot always be arrived at conclusively.
In order to determine guilt, mayor needed to be convinced beyond a reasonable doubt,
that Florence had a reason to kill the man.
She frequently and passionately and outwardly claimed to be in love with.
An opportunity.
Walter was shot in the middle of the night in a room at the Glen Island Hotel.
Under those circumstances,
Mayor needed to be confident that either Florence or someone acting on Florence's behalf
had been in the hotel room with Walter at the time of the shooting.
Okay.
Now, given what needed to be established, Judge Mayor had a difficult task.
Yeah.
The gun used to kill Walter was never recovered.
So there was no way to connect it back to Florence.
Still, it was a well-established fact that Fredder Burns owned a handgun of that same caliber.
So it was possible that Florence could have used that gun.
Yeah, and then she threw it off Grandpa's Bridge.
As far as the ability to use it, the Grandpa's Bridge.
As far as the ability to use it, the coroner had examined the wound on Walter's head
and found that while there was burn marks around the wound, there was no powder marks,
indicating that the barrel had been placed against his head when the gun was fired.
That's horrific. Given that, the prosecution could easily and convincingly argue that one needn't any firearms training to have committed this murder because it was right up against it.
Right. Like, it's not like she's... You don't need to aim or anything. Right. The biggest issue was to be the idea... And to me, that would also mean that you were intimately near this man. Yes. If you were able to get by close. That's what I think he was asleep and she just pressed it to his head.
Damn.
Now, the biggest issue was going to be the identification placing Florence at the hotel with Walt.
After all, if she couldn't be placed at the scene of the crime, how are you going to convince a jury that she was the shooter?
In his testimony, George Washington not only described Florence perfectly for the judge.
He also described the exact outfit she had been wearing when Harry Cohen saw her at the office that morning.
Come on.
Throughout the interviewing process, Washington's story remained consistent, and he appeared to take the process very seriously.
But as a black man, he was already suspect in the eyes of many and consistent.
considered at that time by these people to be lower intelligence than his white peers.
That's the most fucked up thing.
Backus used this to his advantage, taking every opportunity to remind the judge and the press of Washington's race,
referring to him as different terms, very loaded and sometimes aggressively racist terms.
So disgusting.
After hearing Washington's testimony and the arguments against it,
Judge Mayer decided the identification and the circumstances under which it was obtained were too questionable.
And he was unwilling to consider it.
It's also like, why put this poor man through this?
If you're just going to sit there and pick him apart and exactly humiliate him.
George Washington looked this woman in the face several times.
Yeah.
He asked her if she needed anything else.
She turned and looked right at him and said no.
Right.
He knew who this, he described her outfit exactly.
And Harry Cohen said, yes, that is the outfit I saw her in that day at the office.
So he didn't just pull that out of thin air.
Yeah, he wouldn't know that.
there were others who had seen Florence with Walter on the evening they checked into the hotel,
including John Earl, the other Glen Island employee on duty that evening.
Unfortunately, Earl was frequently maligned in the press and described as not as astute as the bellboy.
So if the bellboy is so astute, then why are we publicly humiliating him?
No, also, I'm paraphrasing that sentence because I'm avoiding saying racist terms out loud, by the way.
They just went all in in the press.
So his testimony and identification were equally unhelpful in the prosecution's case.
They just threw them all out.
These two men saw this, like, could identify her.
And they were like, no, we're racist, so it's no.
Wow.
Now, finally, as the question of motive, there was a great deal of hearsay and circumstantial testimony
that supported the widely held belief that Walter and Florence had a difficult relationship,
and that Florence was generally a difficult person.
Walter's mother, Mary, testified at length about her interactions.
Remember Mrs. Brooks, wanting to be.
You used that pistol on yourself.
She testified at length about her interactions with Florence during the time she lived with them,
telling mayor that not only did Florence regularly threaten to kill Walter, but she said,
quote, it seemed to happen every time they met every single day.
Wow.
But when pressed for clarification, Mrs. Brooks acknowledged that she had been exaggerating
when she said the threats were a daily occurrence in that it wasn't as often as that.
I mean, just the fact that she said it at all.
Yeah, exactly.
The fact that she felt confident enough to say that in front of his parents is fucked up.
Yeah.
And Mary also had to acknowledge that despite the frequency with which Florence had threatened her son,
she had never done it in front of anyone else.
So there was no one else who co-corroborated.
The final piece of testimony on which Jerome's case rested was the hair comb discovered in the room.
Although the comb matched those worn by Florence on the day of her arrest
and would have accounted for the missing back comb.
Combs of that type were ubiquitous at the time of the murder.
There was no way to prove that the comb in the room belonged to Florence, even though she was missing that exact comb.
Did anybody also ever ask her, like, where'd you go in the middle of the night?
Yeah.
No.
Or she just trying to say, like, I was never there.
I think she was just like, I wasn't there.
Well, that's what she's saying.
She's like, I met with him at his office.
I left him at 6.
I was home by 7.30.
No one saw me, but I went right to sleep.
And then the next morning, she was home.
So as far as anyone was concerned, she was asleep.
Wow. They had to tie this comb directly to her, and other than that, it wasn't really value because they couldn't use, like, it's not like they were using hair and shit at this point. So it's like... And even still, that's like tough.
That comb, even though she was missing that exact comb that she was wearing in her hair when they interviewed her. They still couldn't use it. After considering the evidence and testimony, Judge Mayer came to the following conclusions.
One, threats Florence had herald regarding shooting Walter were irrelevant because they had happened too long.
before the murder, and we're set under a specific context to a specific person, and we're never
heard by anyone else. She said that she was going to shoot him. He ended up shot dead. Yeah.
She'd also threatened to kill another boyfriend of hers, and other people had heard that.
Right. So it's like pattern. Wow. Number two, the discovery and identification of the hair comb found
in the room at the Glen Island was irrelevant because it matched the combs of thousands of women in New York.
I guess I have to, like, accept that one, but it's so...
I like,
frustrating.
But she was missing that one comb
in her hair.
It's like, come on.
I know it's circumstantial.
I know that.
I believe that it was her,
obviously, but it's just like,
ugh.
It's so frustrating.
Number three,
George Washington's identification
of Florence was valueless
because the lineup and identification
process was so deeply flawed
that it couldn't be trusted.
That really sucks that they fucked up on that.
And number four,
the statements made by Florence
to detectives that were incriminating
or suggested she knew more than she was saying
were also thrown out
because of the circumstances
under which they were taken.
Detectives lied and withheld various facts about the case,
like not telling her what felony she was being charged with
that Walter was dead.
Yeah, that's rough.
So the comments could not be taken as a factual statement.
So it was botched for the beginning.
So everybody fucked up here.
Now, on this last point, McConnell notes that there is no law
prohibiting investigators from using deception
to obtain a statement or confession from a suspect.
So the statements made by Florence to police
could very well have been used against her.
This wasn't the law.
So him saying,
they used deception against her so that those weren't factual statements. No, that's not the law. And it wasn't the law then.
Yeah, it would be different if they said, like, they bullied her into a confession or something like that. Yeah, like if they beat the shit out of her or something or said, we're going to kill you if you don't confess. But they were like, they just didn't tell her. They were keeping chick close to the chest. Or, you know, like they said certain things that could be deemed deceptive. There's no law that says they can't do that. So that being thrown out of the trial is not right. No. Because legally it should have been let back in. But.
McConnell suggests, quote, the judge needed something to hang his hat on from a legal standpoint in order to apply the unwritten law.
Even though the Burns case didn't fit the typical narrative of a naive young woman seduced and abused by a scheming man, they were going to use it anyway.
Given Walter's history as a member of the Bedford Avenue gang and the number of times he'd been arrested for fraud schemes, it was very easy for any defense attorney to use the unwritten law as a self-defense claim, especially when the evidence against.
against the accused was flimsy and circumstantial.
It's not that flimsy.
It's really not.
It's circumstantial, sure.
Flimsy not so much.
Now, without new evidence,
there would have been little point
in indicating and trying Florence
for Walter's murder, and Jerome knew it.
Jerome told the press,
I still believe that Florence Burns
killed Walter Brooks,
but I have not got the evidence to prove it.
We presented every bit of evidence we had.
Jerome signaled his intent to keep the case open
and seek additional evidence,
saying, quote, to bring the one who did the killing to account is still one of the
unfulfilled duties of this office. We will try to get more evidence. Now, despite his insistence
that they were going to continue pursuing this justice for Walter Brooks, Judge Mayer's decision
in the special session essentially brought the case to an end. A coroner's inquest followed a few
weeks after the hearing, during which the coroner and jury heard more or less the same testimony
presented in the special session. And after reviewing the evidence and testimony, the jury concluded
that the said Walter S. Brooks came to his death on the 15th day of February 1902 at Hudson Street Hospital
by a penetrating pistol shot wound of the head inflicted on the 14th day of February 1902 at the Glen Island Hotel
by a revolver in the hands of some person unknown to the jury. Following the outcome of the inquest,
William Jerome gave a statement to the press saying, for the present at least the case is closed.
Of course, no murder case is actually closed. I shall be on the lookout for new developments all the time
and the slayer of young Brooks may yet be found.
Now, although the hearings had come to an end,
the public's interest in Florence and the Burns family continued.
We bet.
Fred and Henrietta Burns were mortified.
They thought she had shamed them before.
I was going to say.
Mortified by the attention and furious with Florence
for once again bringing shame to their family.
And for her part, Florence hardly ever left the house.
And rather than take any responsibility for her situation,
she just grew resentful of everyone else she believed
was to blame for everything that had happened to her.
Like, girl, you shot him in.
As far as she was concerned, if her parents hadn't been so strict, or if the Bedford Avenue
gang hadn't been such scoundrels, or if Harry Cohen hadn't tried to interfere with her
relationship with Walter, none of this would have happened.
The fuck did Harry Cohen do?
He tried to get Walter to, like, not meet with her.
Yeah.
And she was pissed about it.
And he shouldn't have.
Exactly.
By the fall of 1902, Florence had grown tired of being a prisoner in her own home, and
she had eloped.
with Charles Wildrick, a man 10 years older than her.
How'd that go?
Like the members of the Bedford Avenue gang,
Wildrick came from a prominent family.
But rather than take advantage of the opportunities afforded to him,
he chose a life of leisure and petty crime.
Oh, God.
A year before the marriage,
Wildrick had been arrested for passing bad checks at hotels.
It's like, you have the money.
A gem.
You literally come from a rich family.
After hearing testimony from Wilderick's friends and girlfriend,
all of whom lied for him.
The judge dismissed the charge.
is deeming him a gentleman in hard luck who'd fallen among bad associates.
Oh, please.
A few months later, in an attempt to capitalize on her notoriety,
Florence accepted an offer from a vaudeville company,
willing to pay her $1,500 to appear on stage.
Damn, that was a lot of money.
McConnell points out,
most people believed Florence had killed Walter Brooks,
and most did not mind that she got away with it.
But making money off of it was crossing the line.
It surely didn't help that the theater company
billed her as the most persecuted
and most beautiful woman in America.
I don't know about that.
Not surprisingly, Florence's debut on the stage was a disaster.
Oh, God.
She had no talent.
She had no determination.
She refused to rehearse and was generally very unpleasant to everybody around her.
Critics called her a dismal and pitible, pitiable failure.
Would she even do?
And they called her ungraceful in her movements.
I believe that.
She was supposed to dance, but she wouldn't rehearse.
So she just fucking went up there and winked it to everybody?
So she just, everybody hated her.
They probably were like, go break a leg, literally.
Literally break a leg.
Florence's stage career ended after three years, just around the time her marriage to
Wildrick began falling apart in December 1906.
I'm sorry, the fact that it lasted three years is bonkers to me.
In January 1907, she moved back in with her parents claiming that he, you know, her husband
had been unfaithful.
Then she began sending postcards to his employer, claiming among other things, that he
was a morphine fiend, hoping the accusation.
would ruin his career.
Jesus Christ, she just, she doesn't stop.
After the collapse of her marriage, Florence's life continued a downward spiral.
Living mostly on money sent to her by her father, she began drinking heavily, frequently
caused drunken scenes in public.
Whenever she was recognized around town, people were often surprised that she was no longer
what they had seen in the papers, but instead she was in shambles at this point.
Karma's a bitch.
Dirty rumpled clothing, just not taking care of herself.
In the fall of 1910, Florence and her boyfriend, Edward Brooks, which is no relation,
were arrested for running a scheme known as a badger game,
in which a woman tricks an unsuspecting person into a compromising position,
then extorts money from them in exchange for their silence.
The fuck.
The victim in this case was a man named Charles Hurlbert,
and he had for months been giving Florence money under the assumption they were involved in a romantic relationship.
Oh, that's so sad.
Eventually, Burns and Brooks forced Herbert to sign a declaration admitting, quote,
he had been guilty on various occasions of degrading practices with women.
Wow.
Now, Florence and Brooks were both arrested and put on trial,
after which it took a jury only 12 minutes to find both guilty.
Twelve minutes.
And each were sentenced to seven to 14 years in prison.
Good.
Florence was released from prison in August 1918, and continued that downward spiral.
In 1922, she pleaded guilty to vizabeth.
violating the Sullivan Act, which required New York gun owners to carry a license and was sent back to prison.
How the fuck did this woman get a gun?
And was paroled two years later.
In March 1944, firefighters, 1944.
Wow, I know.
Firefighters responded to a house fire at the home of Florence and her fourth husband, John Stankovich.
After forcing their way into the home, they found Florence unconscious on the kitchen floor and dragged her out of the house and to a hospital.
where she was revived and sent on her way.
This was the last time Florence's name appeared in the newspaper
until her death in August 1949.
No cause of death is given,
and she's described only as loving wife of John.
What?
And that is Florence Burns and the murder of Walter Brooks.
Wow.
I think I said wow, at least 49 times throughout that.
So in 1944, there's just,
just a fire at her house. They find Florence unconscious on the kitchen floor. They drag her
ass out, bring her to a hospital, revive her, send her on her way, and no one hears from her again
until she dies. That's so eerie. Like what, like five years later or four years later? Yeah.
And nobody even knows how she died. No, no cause of death is given. That's chilling. Isn't that
bonkers? Chilling. What a, what a woman question mark. What a woman. What a woman question
Mark. Truly. Damn. That was a crazy case. That was very captivating. It's a wild case. It's just got a lot of like,
what the hell's going on here. Yeah. I feel so bad for his family. I know. That's just the fact that they
could see it coming. And that they were trying to, you know, kind of save him from it. Yeah. And all of his
friends and everything. Yeah. Just I don't, I feel it's, it's not like any of the Bedford Avenue gang were like good
individuals.
No one deserves to die, though.
And it's like...
Well, and it sounds like he wasn't really...
It looks like you was trying to get away from this situation.
Yeah.
You know?
Right.
And it's just like...
That's crazy.
That could be a movie.
It really could.
Like, it really could.
You could see this being like such a visually wild movie to watch.
Absolutely.
She really got away with it, man.
She sure did.
Well, that's crazy.
And we hope keep listening.
And we hope you...
Keep it weird.
But that's not really you do anything.
anything that Florence did in this case because wowie Kazawi wow wow yeah yeah
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