Morbid - The Salem Witch Trials

Episode Date: October 17, 2018

Wow. Salem was wild back in the day, guys. You think you know about the infamous Salem Witch Trials but you have no idea how bananas it really got. We take a deep dive into the beginnings of this hysteria, the madness of the "trials" and executions and then we try to figure out how the hell this all began in the first place. Join two Massachusetts natives as we guilt our way through this black mark on our local history. Sources: Six Women of Salem: The Untold Story of the Accused and Their Accusers in the Salem Witch Trials by Marilynne K. Roach Records of the Salem Witch Hunt by Bernard Rosenthal Cowritten by Alaina Urquhart, Ash Kelley & Dave White (Since 10/2022)Produced & Edited by Mikie Sirois (Since 2023)Research by Dave White (Since 10/2022), Alaina Urquhart & Ash KelleyListener Correspondence & Collaboration by Debra LallyListener Tale Video Edited by Aidan McElman (Since 6/2025) Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

That was extraterrestrial. That was me being spooky. Oh, you sounded more like alien-esque. Damn it. Idiot. What's up? We're here. Here we are.

No, we're alone. Yeah. We don't have guests this time around. Just Danny on the flow. Just Danny on the flow. Oh, look at that sly-ass face she just made. Too bad. This ain't a visual podcast.

We had a lot of fun collaborating with Oops, we watched it again. In The Right Wrong Turn Podcast. Head over to their pages and give them a follow and listen to our episode with them. Yay. It was so much fun. We gave you like a little taste with the Right Wrong Turn episode of Salem. But today we're going to take like a super deep dive into the Salem which trials. Woo!

And we just went to Salem. Yeah, we did. To get research. We wanted to be authentic. So we went all the way to Salem. Mm-hmm. We walked in a graveyard. We did. We walked in the old burial ground on Howard Street.

I thought the memorial was really cool. The memorial is super heavy. Super heavy. Like very heavy. And we'll talk about it later, because I have it down, like, you know, when it was dedicated and all that. But when you stand in, like, you look at it from, like, the middle. Because the memorial in Salem for all the victims of the witch trials that were executed

is like this semicircle of just stone benches with their names and the date they were executed. And like, there's always like a bunch of flowers and stuff. Yeah, and people leave flowers and stuff. But when you look at all the, because you know it happened. Right, but it makes it real. But when you stand there and see all the benches and you see how many people were just hung for no fucking reason at all. Like, we will get into this and this infuriated me. These little bitches. But it's so heavy. You're just like, holy shit. It's wild. They killed all these people. You know what, though? When we learned about the Salem Witch trials and like, I think they like dabble in like third or fourth grade. They like blow past it in school. Like we learn about it because it's our state.

Yeah. But they don't like spend weeks and weeks on it. But I remember like thinking I was a witch in third grade. I was like, oh, I'm a witch. Yeah. I got Ash a book of shadows way too early. And the principal called my mom and was like, uh, your daughter tried to turn one of the girls into a frog. And also she has a coven and isn't letting everyone in. So I was so proud of you. I remember. it was actually fourth grade because my teacher, Mrs. Gavin, found like a list of all the people in my coven because of course I kept it fucking organized. And she was like, there was two Ashley's in my class. And I wrote like, Ashley's Coven. Ashley's Coven. And she was like, can both of the Ashley's come to my desk before recess? So all the other kids got to recess. Which one he's has a coven? And that's pretty much what she said. And I was like, oh, it me. Oh, it me. Like watch yourself, Miss G. And then I got home, my mom was like, did you try to turn somebody into a frog?

And I was like, hell yeah, mom. And she was like, all right. My favorite part about that whole story, I remember specifically, because I remember your mom, my sister, being like, yeah, I don't see the problem. It didn't work. Was she successful? Did she turn the person into a frog? And your teacher was like, well, no. And she was like, then I don't see the problem.

Why are you calling me at work, bitch? And I was like, that's actually a great way to handle that. Yeah, it was. It really does. It really does. Hey-oh. Hey-oh. Anyways.

So, yeah. We were, I was like a super witchy bitch. Oh, hell yeah. And so I was super into that aesthetic. In fact, I don't think my friend Leah listens to this podcast, but maybe I'll tell her to. Because Leah and I had our own little like two-person coven. Yeah. And we like tried to make an altar and stuff.

We were like really into it. I just remember like collecting rocks at recess and me like, I'll use these for a spell. These are my altar. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, for sure. I think everybody kind of had like a moment where they wanted to be a witch. I'm actually a witch though right now. One time Annie's brother said that I was a white witch. You said that on like six different podcasts. Because it made my entire life.

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So, yeah, like we said today, we're going to cover the Salem Witch Trials. Spook, spook, spook, spook. And I know a lot of people think they might know what's going on here, but... You don't. When you really dive into this shit, it is bonkers. Not bananas. No, this is bonkers. This is like a whole other level of banana.

Another tier. Bonkers. Like, I'm going to use that word a lot because there's a lot of bonkers shit in here. And there's some banana shit. Mm. So, I know we covered with the right wrong turn podcast of the story. Now, I've heard Giles Corey and Giles Corey. I called him Giles because I've heard that.

I'm going to keep calling him Giles. Okay. because I want to. So maybe it's Giles. I don't know. Either way, you know who he is. This is your podcast, bro. It is. It's my podcast. I get to name him. Whatever. What if you were just like, so I heard it called Giles and Giles, but we're just going to call him Hank. Yeah, we're just going to call him Hank, Corey. So, but we covered the story of Giles Corey, the unfortunate story. And the Joshua Ward House, we talked about George Corwin, who was the sheriff who presided over all of these things. He was the one who arrested. I'm just want to catch you up so you're.

up to speed. He was the one who arrested all the accused. He's the one who interrogated a lot of the accused. He tortured them. And he was the one who carried out the executions. So he's a big dick. He was a real bad guy. Now, I'm just going to lay this all out right now. There's a lot of people in this story that are like legendary assholes. Like legendary. When you actually research this, you're like, wow, these people were straight up garbage people. Should we put that on the shirt? legendary asshole legendary assholes i would wear that right i think we should these were just like malfunctions of the human genome of the highest order okay like this it'll piss you off genome yeah it was just real bad so let's start it off shall we here we go so these trials officially began in february 1692

and ended in may 9 uh 1693 when the last remaining accused were released from jails so a little over a year. But that was it. So it doesn't seem like a long period of time, but they really like used that time. It was a hellish year. It was, it was a year. Now, it's important to note before we go into this, that this was 17th century in America. So there wasn't a good solid legal system in place yet. There was no checks and balances. And the colonies were still just trying to figure out what the fuck was going on with themselves. Right. And we were still in the process of aggressively stealing this land from the Native Americans who rightfully owned that shit. So everything was kind of a hot mess at this point. Now, records show that 200 people were accused during this short period of time.

Between 140 and 150 were actually arrested for it. 20 people were executed. 14 were women, six were men, and somewhere around 13 more people died while in jail awaiting their trials. Oh, and two dogs were accused of witchcraft, and they were shot in kills. I didn't know that. Because Salem was bonkers as fuck here. Two dogs? How do you witchcraft as a dog? Well, and I'm going to get more into it lately, but they, they like use dogs a lot in these.

Like, they really like, they, I think at one point somebody said that dogs, like, they believed that dogs had a close relationship with the devil. That's weird. Which is weird, because you think they'd really think cats would. Well, there's a weird thing about black dogs. Being like the undertakers. Hey, maybe there. Well, I want a black lab, so I hope not.

We have black labs, like, all in our family. I love them. But if they were the undertakers of the underworld, I'd be like, that's badass. Yeah, I'd be like, don't take me there. Just, I feel like, it's cool. Keep doing you, dog. Now, all but Giles Corey were hanged. These hangings occurred on a place called Proctor's ledge, which is at the base of Gallow's hill.

The ledge is not at the top of the hill, which a lot of people assume it was, because they weren't going to cart all these people in like up a hill. Yeah. So this was at the bottom of Gallo's Hill. Why did they not, you maybe said this in the last podcast, did you say why they didn't hang Giles? Yes. And it was mainly because he didn't confess to witchcraft and he also didn't deny it.

He refused to enter a plea. Oh, so if you entered a plea, you just got hanged. Everyone who was killed entered a plea of innocent, which is crazy. Oh. But everybody. who was executed, denied that they were witches, every single one. And Giles Corey refused to enter a plea at all. So he was, that wasn't meant to technically, like they weren't doing that as execution. They were doing it as interrogation.

Okay, got it. Got it. Got it. Uh, we'll go back into him a little bit later. But, um, now Proctor's ledge, which is at the bottom of Gallows Hill and Salem is, was seen as a good place to do this because it was visible to a lot of the town. Oh, that's lovely. So whoever was hanged could be seen swinging from a tree because they didn't use actual gallows. They just hung the accused from one of the trees on the lid. Jesus. Yeah. Now, no one was burned at the stake, which is a common misnobloat.

Not in Massachusetts or in America, actually. That's more of a European thing. We like to hang our witches. They like to burn theirs. Okay. According to history of massachusetts.org, which is a really interesting website, Probably not for anybody, but us and master's visits, but whatever. The reason for no one being burned at the stake here is because English law only allowed death by burning to be used against men who committed high treason.

And only after they had been, which we talked about in the torture episode, hung till almost dead, quartered, and drawn. The English considered it unacceptable to burn a woman because it involved nudity. So they were like, it's cool that we kill her. but like we can't see you're naked. Yeah, we can't see those boobies. Put your tits away. Unless we're about to rip them off. Yeah, exactly.

So go back to our torture episode, if you want to hear about that. I.e. torture episode. So Burning at the steak was more popular in countries with a strong Catholic church because it did not involve the shedding of blood. And that's because the Roman, according to the Roman Catholic doctrine, they didn't want any shedding of blood. They wanted it, which is weird because I'm like, burning does shed. blood just in a different way. Yeah. But whatever. And it also ensured

the burning at the stake ensures that the person doesn't have a body to take back to the afterlife. Like they don't have to do anything. Yeah, so they don't really have to do anything. So that's more with like Roman Catholic shit. Plus you don't really have to think about where their remains are going. Yeah, because they're just going to be a pile of dust. Exactly.

So none of the people, like I said, none of the people who were executed confessed to witchcraft. And none of them initially received a proper burial after being executed. They were all buried in random, unmarked graves all over the area. No one knows where these fucking graves are. So most people think a lot of them might,

or at least a few of them, might still be buried somewhere on Gallows Hill, but like, where? Where? According to William P. Upham. Yeah, I think it's Upham. For the Peabody Historical Society in 1903, he said, quote, It is well known that the victims executed as witches on Gallows Hill and Salem in 1692

were thrown into mere shallow graves or crevices in the ledge under the gallows where the nature of the ground did not allow complete burial so that it was stated at the time that portions of the bodies were hardly covered at all. So they either threw them in a shallow hole on the execution site or they threw their bodies into fucking crevices in the rocks near the gallows. Jesus. Fucking wild. That's bananas.

Now I don't get this, because if they were so scared of witches, then why wouldn't they make sure that the bodies were properly entombed so they couldn't come back? Yeah. Like, you would think they'd be scared. Because on top of that, one of the dogs that was shot and killed after one of those little shithead girls that was running around accusing everybody, accused her neighbor's dog of being a witch. After she accused it of being a witch, they shot it immediately. Because apparently dogs don't get trials.

I don't know. He died immediately as a result. And Cotton Mather, who was a reverend, who will get too late in a second, but he's a dick. He was like, oops, that probably wasn't a witch because the devil doesn't die. So we made a mistake. So why are they hanging people and just dropping them into rock quarries if the devil doesn't die? Why are you doing any of this? Right. That doesn't make any sense. So you can see right there that none of their shit was making sense.

They were just bored and say long. Yeah, like they didn't have any rhyme or reason. they didn't keep to specific rules with the shit. It was kind of like whatever they fit what they needed at the moment. So it's like they were just a bunch of dicks. I hate them. They were a bunch of dicks. So like Ash mentioned, some of the victims' families did come and retrieve their bodies

from the execution sites to bring them back to their house to secretly give them a burial at their house. Only two victims have actual known marked grave sites. And they are Rebecca Nurse and George Jacobs, Sr. This was because their families were two of the ones that came back to take them. Right. Now, all the accusers, the accusers, not the accused, all of the accusers were women who were between the ages of nine and 20 years old.

This is odd because this isn't the case for other historical witch trials. Other witch trials mostly had men accusing women of witchcraft. So Salem was like, progressive? I guess if you want to say that. Progressive in like the most fucked up way. could be progressive. It's like, you know what, we're going to have women accusing women. We're going to ratchet it up a notch. Yikes. Now, if you had denied the accusations against you, you were likely executed. But again, if you confessed, nine times out of ten, you were set free.

What did they do with them when they set them free? Well, they would have their land taken from them. So they would kind of be set free into like poverty, like extreme poverty, like straight up. So no wonder people were like, no, I'm not. And I think people were just like, Fuck you. I'm not a fucking witch. Like, fuck you. And they didn't know at the time. They were like, do I deny it or do I, I don't know what the right thing to do here is what's going to get me not hanging from a tree.

Right. You would think that if you were like, I'm not a witch, they wouldn't hang you. They would go. Oh, cool, glad that you're not a witch. Exactly. Like, awesome. So most historians think that a lot of families in Salem, particularly the fucking Putnam family. Yeah.

Who are a bunch of rock hard douchebats. I just, I can't even, like, I'm trying to, they're fucking hemorrhoids. It's just a family of fucking rock-hard hemorrhoids. That's what the Putnam's are. They're dicks. I'm going to start calling people hemorrhoids in traffic. Call them rock-hard hemorrhoids. I love that.

Feels good. So the Putnams were fucking rock-hard hemorrhoids. Okay. They took advantage of the hysteria and started accusing neighbors and just like people they didn't like. Like, anyone they had any beef with, they were like, you're a witch. And I know if I say that, you're going to pay for mature. That's so scary. I would have been so nice to everyone back then. Shit. I would have been so angry. You know how many people today would accuse me of being a witch? Do you know how many people today would

accuse me of being a witch? Oh, and we're on the air saying that what witches. And you know that redheads were immediately accused of being a witch? Well, that's fucked up. Yeah. So just my head would make me a witch, never mind my entire existence, which would all, which would just confirm their fears. That sucks. Yeah, that sucks. Whatever. Fuck these people. Um, so basically anyone who didn't follow their crazy-ass Puritan code and religious requirements got accused of being a witch. Most of the accused women happened to be outspoken. Or the men and women were Quakers and people who didn't agree with the witch trials. People who came out and were like, this is fucking nuts.

What are we doing, Salem? They were like, witch. Which. Immediately. Now, right before the trials started tearing this place apart, another curse took up residence in Salem Village. Ooh. There was a smallpox outbreak right before all this began, and it certainly helped to, like, stoke the flames of hysteria that the devil was working in Salem Village. Okay. Somewhere around 500 people died of the outbreak, which is...

Yeah, that's insane. And of course, and this had to be blamed on someone, not lack of medical technology. Like, they weren't like, oh, we just don't know what vaccines are yet. They were like, nope, someone did this. Now, Reverend Cotton Mather, not to be confused with Cotton Weary. I was going to say that. Was a real fucker. Oh, well, his name's Cotton, so what did you expect?

He's a dick. He quickly threw the blame for the smallpox outbreak onto a Salem resident named Martha Carrier, claiming she brought the pox upon Salem Village. He is on historical record as calling her a, quote, rampant hag, and quote, Queen of Hell, which I'd be like, hey, yo. Can we make a shirt that says that? I would get that emblazoned on, like, my fucking Cotton Puritan. dress. Queen of hell. Like, fuck the scarlet letter.

Like, fuck it's cute. I would like own that shit. We should put that on. I would wear a queen of hell t-shirt. So the Salem documents themselves say that obviously she was not just a rampant tag in the queen of hell. She was accused by Cotton Mather because she was, quote, she had an independence of mind and an unsubmissive character. Oh, well. So basically she was a badass bitch who didn't, who was like, all y'all. Even now people get mad at that. Yeah, exactly. I'm like, what year is this again?

1492. No, 1692. Well, no, right now. I was making a joke. Well, it would be 1692. Yeah, no, I know that's when this happened. I was just thinking about Columbus. I like it, though. Thanks, bye. Thanks, bye. When your joke doesn't land. Ha ha ha ha. When I got too logical that it was my fault. So, in 1542, so a little while before this, this is when this kind of this seed of witchcraft kind of really took hold. In 1542,

the UK Parliament passed a law called the Witchcraft Act. No way. Yes. Shit was fucking wild back then. This act outlawed the act of witchcraft and anything that seemed like witchcraft and made it punishable by death. So that's what they were working

off of here. They were like, nope, we can kill people who we think are doing witchcraft. They would have executed my third grade ass. Exactly. Of course, this is what set off the notion to them that they were doing God's work. Because Parliament was telling them this is what you need to do. Yeah, Parliament says some shit. Yeah. It was so serious that by 1644, the English government had created an official position called the Witchfinder General.

Jeez. This is real life. This is like a J.K. Rowling, like, world. I don't even know what to do with this. Rolling. I think it said her name wrong, rolling. In January 19 or 16, I keep saying 19. What an idiot you are.

In January 1692 is when this all began in Salem. Okay. Little shit face nine-year-old, Elizabeth Paris. Was her first name little shit-head nine-year-olds? Yes. Okay. I got it. Middle name Elizabeth.

And other little shit-face, 11-year-old Abigail Williams. Twins? Twinsies. Who were the daughter and niece, respectively, of Salem Village's first ordained minister, Reverend Samuel Paris, began having strange fits and exhibiting behavior that was atypical. Now, the girls were said to have started, this is what they were afflicted with. They were started to make weird sounds and screaming randomly,

contorting their bodies in unnatural ways and throwing things. This sounds like typical toddler behavior to me, but maybe I'm just momming too hard right now. Right? Maybe just give them a time out. I don't know. What I would say to Salem back then is, like, maybe don't take these girls at their word about this behavior being the work of witches. Yeah, nine-year-olds say some shit.

So, 11-year-old Anne Putnam, and a few other gals in Salem, also started exhibiting this strange behavior. And I'm kind of thinking this was, like, the first pregnancy pact. Remember that? Oh, my God, yes. That it was, like, Gloucester High School. These girls had this, like, pregnancy pact, and it was a huge thing. Yeah, that was fucking weird. And it was, like, weird.

They all wanted to get pregnant at, like, 50. like they were just making a pact about it. Yeah. And instead of a pregnancy pack, I think this was just like these girls just decided to get a bunch of innocent people hanged packed. Like, I think a pregnancy pact would have been better. I mean, I think a pregnancy pact is snappier sounding for sure instead of a get innocent people hanged pack. But, you know.

It's a lot to write down. 1692. We weren't as snappy and witty back then. You had to do something. Yeah, you got to do something. I mean, they were bored as fuck. Oh, so yeah. And we will talk about that later as that's possibly.

part of the reason this started. Oh, I think that's why it started. They were bored and brady. Yeah, literally. So, now, instead of just being like girls chill, they were seen by the doctor who was thought to be, they aren't positive of his name, but they think his name was Dr. William Griggs. I say the doctor, because this dude was straight up the only doctor in all of Salem. Normal. This physician said that these girls were not showing any physical ailments, so they were clearly suffering from a chronic case of bewitchment. Oh, you know. Like, I'm going to blame all my asshole moods on that.

Like, I'm just bewitched. I'm not paymessing. I'm just fucking bewitched. And then wrinkle my nose a little. Exactly. And since no one else was around to give a second opinion, the people of the town were like, yup, that's it. Makes sense. These bitches be bewitched.

Bitches bewitched. So this alone would just be like, what, like, what? What are you doing, Salem? Like, sure. They're bewitched. Get them a snappy sitcom, you know, but no. The town's people were like, all right. But who will be witch to them?

Let's bring some more people into this madness real quick. So the town magistrates, people who are supposed to be like with it. John Corwin and John Hathorn told the girls, start naming names. Oh, no. Like adults. Looked at these fucking children, these fetuses, and were like, tell us he's bewitching you. Like, that's smart. Also, as if you know.

Well, that's what I'm saying. And so, well, so these girls started accusing people of bewitching it. Like, they're like, okay, I'll just start pointing at people. Is this where my girl, Tichiba comes in? Tichiba does come in. Poor Tichiba. Yeah. So first, they immediately pointed to Sarah Osborne, Sarah Good, and a woman named Tichiba.

Tichiba. Tichiba was the slave of Reverend Paris and actually confessed to bewitching the girls. But it is thought pretty hard that she was, she confessed after being. beaten severely and tortured. She was probably just like, okay, I fucking did it. And you know what? She got out, she got off. Good.

So good for her, man. She said in her confession, quote, The devil came to me and bid me to serve him. I mean, like, respect. She was just straight up. I'd be like, you know what? I did it. Well, I just respect.

She didn't dance around it. Like, she wasn't like, maybe I'm doing something mystical. She was like, oh, hell no. The devil came to me. And he was like, do this. And I was like, yeah. And I was like, okay. So, all right, Tidjaba.

She keeps it one, honey. Now, the bummer is that she also said that there were other witches in Salem that were trying to harm the Puritans. So they were like, well, got to flush them out. Oh, Tidjuba. Oh, Tidjuba. You tried, honey. I get it. So, May 27, 1692, the very special and very infamous court of Oyer and Terminer,

which translates to Hear and Determine, was created by Governor William Phipps, who was the governor of Massachusetts at the time. Now this court consisted of eight judges. They were Jonathan Corwin, Bartholomew Gedney. Performerable. If you want to know what that's about, listen to our other episode. John Hathorne, John Richards, William Stoughton, who is the chief magistrate, Samuel Seawall, Peter Surgent, and Wait Still Winthrop. That's a great name. Winthrop. It's a lot of Johns. So many Johns. Sounds like our family. Yeah. This court,

was not exactly how we think of courts and trials and justice and shit today. There wasn't any lawyers or any evidentiary rules. It also was much more guilty until proven innocent kind of situation where if accused, you were not likely to prove your innocence. No, boy, no. Now, suddenly after this happened, nine Salem girls were afflicted. Oh, weird. You want to be famous? They were Elizabeth Booth, Elizabeth Hubbard, Mercy Lewis, Betty Parris, Ann Putnam Jr., Susanna Sheldon, Abigail Williams, Mary Walcott, and Mary Warren. Mary, Mary, Elizabeth, Mary, and Elizabeth. Literally.

So they all started throwing out accusations left and right. In court, someone would suddenly say that a witch was like doing their business, and suddenly the girls would all start like having fits and acting crazy, because they were straight up. These girls suck. This sometimes included the accusers breaking into fevers, which sounds legit. Well, you probably just work yourself up. Well, that's the thing.

You have to remember that there weren't digital thermometers back in the 1600s. They were just moving a lot, so they got hot. Yeah, they could, exactly. They could have increased body temp just because they were having fucking fits. Right. And working yourself up. When you work out or something, you're going to be warmer. Your body temperature rises.

It's just the way it is. Science. So I think they worked them to their shit up. They came off probably flushed and a little heat overheated and they were like, Favis! Oh no. Certainly they were Southern. I don't know.

That happened. So, as was super official, the ways of the 1600 Salem hysteria, pretrial examinations were held at the Salem Village meeting house in Reverend Samuel Paris's house in Salem Village, in Ingersoll Tavern at Salem Village. The Tavern. And in Beatles Tavern in Salem Village. Okay. Super official.

Pour one out for the... these Salem witches. Literally. It was during the very first trial of this court of Oryor and Terminer that Bridget Bishop was found guilty of witchcraft. Bridget was the first to be hanged during the Salem Witch Trials, but she wasn't the first to be accused. She just was the first to be hanged. Between the months of July and September 1692, 18 more people were found guilty of witchcraft and executed after her. Was Bridget the one that they just said was too, like, lusty. They said she was lusty, and then apparently she was like a gossip, and that's why. Oh my God, I would have been like, hanged straight away.

Hang my. Of course, they weren't just going to go off the crazy notions of children, right? No, they did. Of course not. I think they did. No. The good people of Salem at this time created a series of highly scientific tests to determine whether or not the Sarah of the Hour was dancing with the devil or just merely because all of these girls were named Sarah. I swear like everybody. If your name was Sarah back then, you were a witch. Sarah, Marion Elizabeth. But yeah, and especially Sarah. There's like 14 Sarahs that were, it's insane.

But they, you know, they wanted to see if she was just merely pissing off her neighbors by not being a submissive Puritan or she was dancing with the devil. So the tests for this were. The first one was the infamous water test. Uh-uh. I'm sure people know of this or of at the very least heard of it, maybe in like popular culture.

Popular culture. I want to be popular. Wicked, another witch musical. Look at that. Thank you. I like it. You're welcome. So the accused would be tied up, but not in the way you're thinking.

One finger would be tied to the opposite toe, and then they would be slowly lowered into the water. What? If they floated, then they were a damn witch. But if they sank, they weren't. They were also drowning, so that sucks. Like, if they floated to the top of it. they were like witch. But if you fucking sank to the bottom because you were in a ball tied up, they were like,

oh, you're not a witch. So that's fun. So either way you died. Yeah. So the whole thing, the whole reasoning behind this, because you're like, how the fuck did they come up with that? Like how, why do witches float? Well, the whole reason was witches were thought to have spurned the sacrament of baptism

so they would be rejected by water and thus float. So the second test is called witch cakes. Witch cakes? That sounds cute, right? Yeah. It's not cute. Oh. Let's make them.

Yeah. You won't want to make them after you hear it there. Oh, okay. So you might not know this one because I didn't know this one. They would make a basic cake from flour and rye, and then they would just, you know, mix in the urine of the person that was supposedly be witched. So just a basic cake. Ew.

Just a basic cake. And then the witch had to eat it? No. Then they would feed this culinary abomination to a fucking dog. If the dog showed the same symptoms as a... these assholes, then it had to have been a witch. But the dog's always just running around and being crazy. But you know what? Good news.

Because they weren't just like, oh, it was a witch. The dog would then tell them who the witch was. How? By pointing. With its fucking fingers? Either it's, either with its paw or its nose. The hell? Yeah, it makes sense.

You know, Salem. Salem logic back then. Makes sense. 1600s Salem logic. Seriously. Everybody's cool in there. So the next test was the, the touch test. It was thought that while the bewitched person was having one of their

witch-induced fits, the fit would suddenly stop if they were touched by the witch who afflicted them. Makes total sense, right? Yeah. So they would just have the accused, touch the accuser, and of course, because these girls were fucking assholes, then they would stop. They would always stop having fits, and then they would point at the person and say, she's the witch who did it. Now, just because you weren't executed for witchcraft, that doesn't mean you got out Scott-free. The accused were often landowners, and they would have their land seized by the government if they were accused. Wow.

Just from being accused. So this would make them homeless out of the blue, like right away. That's so fast. And back then, land was everything. Yeah. It was like all your money. If you worked for land and then it just got taken away from you, like, what the fuck? The accused were held in jails all over Salem, Boston, and Ipswich because there were just so many of them that they couldn't all fit in one place.

Whoa. They were considered super dangerous. prisoners and were relegated to the basements and dungeons of these places. In a book called A Delusion of Satan, the Full Story of the Salem Witch Trials, it's described as, quote, As the most dangerous inmates, the witches were kept in the dungeons. These were perpetually dark, bitterly cold, and so damp that water ran down the walls. They reeked of unwashed human bodies in excrement. They enclosed as much agony as anywhere human beings could have lived. The stone dungeons of Salem Town Prison were discovered in the 1950s in St. Peter Street when the site

was excavated to build a New England Telephone Company building. In 1692, they stood under a wooden structure 20 feet square known as the, quote, witch jail. Since they were so close to the banks of a tidal river, they were probably infested with water rats. Certainly they were a breeding ground for disease, but accused witches were worse off than the other unfortunate prisoners. Their limbs were weighted down, and their movements were restricted by manacles chained to the walls so that their specters could less easily escape to wreak havoc. Oh, my God. So they weren't just, like, thrown in these basins.

They were chained to shit and weighted down. Wow. Yeah. Now, those who were jailed obviously came out. If they came out of it and were free, they were fucked up for life. Duh. And how to fuck you up. Such is the case with one girl named Dorothy Good.

She, history calls her Dorkas Good. Yikes. But that's not, from what I read, her name was Dorothy. I don't know how. Dorcas was a name back then, so I don't know if they just got it wrong. Well, this girl was the daughter of Sarah Good. March 3, 1692, Anne fucking Putnam. Bitch.

Was deposed and claimed this. Quote, I saw the apparition of Dorothy Good, Sarah Good's daughter, who did immediately almost choke me and tortured me most grievously. And so she hath several times since tortured me by by, biting and pinching and almost choking me, tempting me also to write in her devil's book. And also on the day of her examination, the apparition of Dorothy Good tortured me

during the time of her examination and several times since. That sounds like a big bunch of bullshit. Are you ready to hear how much of a vicious cunt Ann Putnam is? I'm ready. Now, March 24, 1692, Dorothy was taken into custody and examined, quote, unsuspicion of witchcraft. examined meant she was literally chained up in the dungeon and nipswich jail.

Oh, Dorothy was four fucking years old. She was four? Yep. Oh, I think I remember hearing about that. And Fletnam accused a four-year-old of witchcraft, and this four-year-old was locked up alone in a dungeon. That's horrible. That's how evil these people are. I can't even.

She was chained up in the dungeon from March 24th to December 10th, after they hanged her mother for witchcraft. They forced her poor father, who was poor, they were like living on the streets, to scrounge up $50, which was like a billion dollars back then, to release her. Oh, my God. She suffered such psychological damage while imprisoned as a four-year-olds that she was said to be completely insane after her release. They had to pay someone to take care of her. Oh, my God. Yeah. A four-year-old.

What was she like five when she got released? She must, she probably was close to five. Oh, my God. But after all, like I said, prison sucked ass. So while awaiting trials in prison, the accused were repeatedly not only waited down, starved, all that good stuff, they were repeatedly humiliated as well by being forced to undergo physical examinations of their bodies. Now, there was something called the Mark of the Devil that they looked for. And basically it was like any Mark, Mole, anything like that, that they said that the accused got branded

with when they made the pack with the devil. So it was like an abnormal thing? Yeah, like anything. Could be a mole, a beauty mark, a birth mark. I have a birthmark on my stomach. Yeah, they would have. You're red-headed and you have that. They'd be like, yeah, no. They also would look for a teat from which the witch's familiar was believed to have nursed from. Yes. They were looking for her another booby. They were looking for a teat that appeared somewhere on these people's bodies from which a spirit

animal would drink from. Reality was not something that the Salem Puritans were very close with. So you're telling me they were looking for a third boob? A third nipple. Oh. They were looking for a third nipple from which a witch's

familiar would come and drink from. They ever find that? Nah. Didn't think so. Nah. Weirdly enough, no. They still looking? So when this was done, the accused were stripped naked

in front of a group of people and their bodies were just like poked and prouted. If any suspicious marks were found, they were pricked with needles. Ouch. The female prisoner's boobs were often examined multiple times a day. Ready? For any sign of lactation or breastfeeding, and the appearance of their breasts were recorded and discussed in the courtroom.

What if they were pregnant? Well, some of them were. Yeah, I know. Actually, Sarah Good gave birth to an infant in jail. Yeah, and Goody Proctor was too, because she had her baby. after she got... It's fucked up. Damn.

Yeah. There even started forming at this time actual witch hunters who would go door to door in Salem and ask people to accuse other people of witchcraft. What? They would just be like,

tell me somebody who did witchcraft. And these people were so fucking scared. They were like, oh, that person didn't... Well, you probably were wanting to accuse somebody. And if you don't accuse somebody, they might be like, hmm, you might be a witch then. Right. Anything.

Any little thing. I would have moved. Seriously. It's like, that's terrifying. Now, those that were accused were not just tested brutally, but also tortured in order to extract confessions, a la George Corwin. We talked about him in the other episode that he was infamous for being a brutal interrogator during this time, and the methods include cutting, dunking, the heretics fork, which we talked about in the torture episode, the pair of anguish, which is a device placed into a person's orifice, and gradually expanded, sleeped up, deprivation and more. George Corwin's famous epa method of getting a confession was to tie the accused's neck to their ankles and then slowly pull until a stream of blood shot out of their nose. And then they died probably.

So he was a really good guy. Now let's just go quickly through, because I want to mention who was executed. Bridget Bishop was the first one. Her age was somewhere in the 50s. Oh, wow. Bridget now there was a lot of elderly people that got Yeah that sucks because back then you probably didn't live crazy long But a lot of people were here And they were cut short by fucking execution So Bridget Bishop was a widow who lived in Salem She had a bad reputation around town

Because she had been accused of witchcraft before all this Because she had like run-ins with the law She was a gossip She was just like a fun lady I was gonna say she sounds like a good time And she wasn't the first person accused like I said, but she was the first person tried because it was believed the case against her

was going to be super easy to win. Okay. Because everybody thought she was a witch anyway. Right. Bridget was accused by five of the afflicted girls, Abigail Williams, and Putnam Jr., Marcy Lewis, Mary Walcott, and Elizabeth Hubbard,

who stated that she had physically hurt them and tried to make them sign a pack with the devil. During her trial, Bishop repeatedly said, I am innocent, I know nothing of it, I have done no witchcraft, I am as innocent as the child unborn. She was brought to trial on June 2nd, found guilty quickly, and became the first person hanged during the witch trials

when she was hanged on June 10th, 1692. Wow. The next one is Sarah Good. She was 39 years old. She lived in Salem Village, was the wife of William Good. She was poor and pregnant. And this is the mother of Dorothy Good. Oh.

She was poor and pregnant with another baby. And she would often go door to door. in Salem begging for food and anything, like just handouts while her husband worked as a laborer just to try to make ends meet. So her neighbors were annoyed with her, so I think they just were like, yeah, accuse her. She was one of the first people accused by the original two bitches. This was along with Sarah Osborne and Tichiba. The three of them were the first ones.

Sarah Good was brought to trial June 29th and executed on July 19th, 1692. The next one is Elizabeth Howe. She was 57 years old. She lived in Topsfield. Oh. And was the wife of Farmer James Howe. She had been accused of witchcraft before, like Bridget Bishop. But nothing really happened out of that because it wasn't crazy then.

No charges were ever brought about the other one. But she later was refused admittance into the Ipswich Church because she was accused before. Oh, that's fucked up. I know. In May of 1692, she was a midminton. accused by the afflicted girls in Salem Village. She was arrested, brought to trial on June 29th, and executed July 19th. How'd they even know her? I know. That's like a lot of people from outside of Salem were accused. That's weird. That's weird. That's why they knew who they were. This next one is

kind of crazy. This is George Burroughs. It's weird that men were executed. Right. It's very rare. George Burroughs was a Harvard educated minister who was accused by other alleged witches from Andover of being their mastermind. During the trial, accusers said he was biting them while they testified and he was like standing there being like they're like where are the bite marks well then they produced bite marks and it was said that they had matched with burrow's teeth so basically they literally bit themselves before the trial and then showed them that's what gets so they bundied him way before bundy bundied himself but yeah so that's the thing so um people in court even outside of the accusers started claiming that while he was being

um tried that they saw spirits in the room and one of the them was saying that they were the spirits of Burroughs dead wives. Oh shit. Then they went full J.K. rolling and said he was using an invisibility cloak that was given him by the devil. Shut the fuck out. Now who said this? No, not the little children. And Cottenham. The chief justice said that. The chief fucking justice was like, invisibility cloak. I bet it's an invisibility cloak, right? Typical. Before his execution, Burroughs recited the Lord's prayer perfectly without any mistakes. witches are said to be unable to achieve this. So people who were watching, because of course, like, hangings were like the social events of the season.

And so the crowd that had gathered suddenly was like, wait a second, he's not supposed to be able to do that if he's a witch. But they had the galoos all rigged up. So they were like, and they just hung them anyway. Oh, my God. So he proved it. This is what I mean, but they went against their own rules all the fucking time. That's why they were. That's why they were even worse monsters, because it's like they made these rules, and they're like,

n-n't-h-n't-nobrook them. Yeah, that's sad. Just to fuck with people. It's like, what? So the next one was Susanna Martin, who's 71 years old. Oh. Yeah. Susanna Martin was a poor widow who lived in Amesbury at the time.

Much like Bridget, she had also been accused of witchcraft before. In the previous case, she was accused of infanticide in tormenting people with her spectrum. What's infanticide? Killing an infant, your child. The charges were dropped and dismissed, because obviously they were like you didn't kill a child. Right. She was accused of witchcraft by the afflicted girls in the spring of 1692. She was taken to Salem Village from Amesbury, brought to trial on June 29th, and executed on July 19th.

So these trials and executions also were like, boom. You got tried, you got charged, and you were executed. The next one is Rebecca Nurse, who was 71 years old. Rebecca was an elderly grandmother from Salem and the wife of farmer Francis nurse. She was pious. She was popular with everybody. Everyone loved her. But she had a feud with the fucking Putnam family.

Oh, no. Over what? Over border boundaries between their lands. You're kidding. She also disapproved of the appointment of Samuel Paris, who was a close friend of the Putnam's. Samuel Paris is the father of the girl who started this whole shit. Oh. Yeah.

So the Putnam's were Rebecca's main accusers during the witch trials. Yeah. And many of them testified against her. Now, during her trial, during the Salem Witch trials, like during this time, she was found guilty. Or, I'm sorry, she was found not guilty. Okay. At the end of her trial in late June.

But when that verdict was read out loud in the court, the afflicted girls started flipping the fuck out, falling over, and screaming, and they asked the jury to reconsider the decision. So she was found not guilty. And they flipped out. So the jury reconsidered and came back and told her she was guilty. How does that even allow? It doesn't make any sense. She was executed on July 19th, 1692.

And this execution was when a lot of people in Salem started being like, I don't think this is right. Like, this is not right. She was found not guilty. She was found not guilty. These little bitches have a shit fit in court. Right. And they're just like, yeah, okay, guilty. Let's hang her.

And you're, like, counting on nine and ten and eleven-year-olds. Yeah, a little, oh. I want to go, I want to, like, retroactively just kick them all in the fucking team. I know. I want to get to the end, because I don't remember if anything happens to them. So the next one, Sarah Wilds, who was age 65. She lived in Topsfield, too, and was the wife of a local judge, John Wilds. This is what, like, because prominent people started getting accused here.

she had a kind of a bad reputation because she had some brushes with the law kind of like bishop and all just a fun gal's that they're picking on uh in 1649 she was accused of fornicating out of woodlock with thomas wardwell and in 1663 she was accused of ready wearing a silk scarf oh fuck what a bad bitch who sorry don't be wearing that silk scarf we're halter sweltering in here with that scandal. Imagine if you had to go to trial for that. Because you wore, and also I love that you didn't, it wasn't like she wore one.

She was accused of where she might have. She might have worn that. Like, woo. Ooh, do you doggie. I know, I'm stressed. So after she married widower John Wilde's in 1663, John Gould and Mary Gold Reddington, who were the brother and sister of John Wilde's late wife.

So like, here, her in-laws, um, they hated her. So in 60s 70, they began spreading rumors that she was a witch. This was obviously before the tracts began. They probably meant to say bitch. They probably did. And they got misheard.

This was in 1670, so it was before the trials began. So they were just like, this bitch is a witch. I think they were just like, everyone hate her. They didn't know that she was going to be hung in a tree. So the rumors obviously continued for years. And finally, Sarah Wilde's got so pissed at Mary Gould, Reddington, her like somewhat sister-in-law, that she physically attacked her on the roadway,

pulling her off her horse and throwing her to the ground, which I'm like, yes. Clas for you. I would have done the same exact thing. You know what? You can only push someone so far. Now, even Mary Gould, after Mary Gould Reddington died from natural causes years later, Mary's friends continued to harass and torment Sarah. Oh my God. So she was just getting bullied because they didn't like her. The Gould family, ready? They were close friends with the Putnam's. Oh. And shortly after the Salem Witch trials began, The Putnam family was like, Sarah Wilde's a witch. Fucking Putnam's.

I'm so angry at the Putnam's. She was arrested in April 1692. John Wilde's daughter from a previous marriage and son-in-law, who were Sarah and Edward Bishop, were also arrested at this time. As was John's other daughter, Phoebe Wilds. Sarah Wilds was brought to child June 29th and executed July 19th. Wow. A lot of people were executed on July 19th.

I know. That was like a very busy day. had a big... Yeah. But, uh, and also, a lot of, like, if one person in a family was accused, a lot of the times, it would, like, the rest of the family would get accused. I mean, it, like, sort of makes sense in a fucked-up way. Yeah, they would just be, like, all of you did it.

Uh, the next one is Martha Carrier, age 33. She's the one that, uh, Cotton Mather originally was like, you caused the smallpox. Oh, yeah. Martha Carrier lived in Andover and was the wife of Thomas Carrier. She was also the niece of an outspoken opponent of the Salem Rich Trials. Reverend Francis Dane of Andover, and the sister of accused which married Toothaker of Bill Rica. Carrier was the first person in Andover accused during these trials. She was accused by her neighbor Benjamin Abbott after the two had a dispute over land and

Abbott immediately fell ill. Oh. Her children were also accused. And then they were coerced into testifying against her. Oh. So Carrier was brought to trial on August 5th and executed August 19th. So her kids testified against her? Yeah, they kind of made them.

And they did that a lot. That's so fucked up. Yeah. The next one is John Willard, who was about 30 years old. He was the deputy constable in Salem at the time. He was one of the first people in Salem to speak out against the witch trials. He was responsible for helping to arrest the accused witches, but soon he started to be like, whoa, like this is fucked up. So he quit his job in protests.

Oh, wow. Which is like, what a badass stand-up dude. Yeah. Like, way to put your money where your money. Malthas. Shortly after all this, he was accused of witchcraft by... Ann Putnam. Ann Putnam, Jr. Bitchface.

Who also accused him of beating her baby sister to death. Whoa. Willard was not immediately arrested, but his in-laws, the Wilkins family, began to suddenly be suspicious of him. Did she have a baby sister that died? I think she did, but it was probably just because it was the 16-100s and everybody died. Willard was accused a second time by his wife's grandfather, Braywell. Wilkins after Wilkins fell ill upon receiving a cross look from Willard.

Oh, God. He probably just had a sneeze or something. Right. So just a few days later in May 1692, Bray's grandson, Daniel Wilkins, was found dead. His body was bloody, beaten, like, brutally. And according to the court records, it says, quote, To the best of our judgment, we cannot but apprehend, but that he died an unnatural death by some cruel hands of witchcraft or diabolical act.

Wow. So an arrest warrant was issued for John Willard because they were like it had to have been him. Ridiculous. He had already fled Salem. So a second arrest, he was smart. He was like, I'm getting out of here. But a second arrest issue warrant was issued for him and he was hunted down in Nashua, New Hampshire. Oh, wow. During his examination, which is at Beatles Tavern in Salem, the incident with Bray Wilkins and Daniel Wilkins was brought up. Oh. So they were like, he's just an awful devil. Several confessed witches. testified against Willard, and the afflicted girl Ann Putnam Jr. testified that she saw many ghosts of the people Willard allegedly killed. So John Willard was brought to trial on August 5th and executed on August 19th. No, none of those charges were ever proven.

Good. They were just all levied against him, but nothing was ever proven. Next one is George Jacobs, Sr., age 72. He was accused by several people, including his granddaughter, Margaret Jacob, He was a reluctant churchgoer is what he's like same dude And he was also an outspoken critic of the trials Good He was first accused by his servant Sarah Churchill

Who but then was also accused by Margaret Jacobs his granddaughter Then his son George Jacobs Jr. was accused as well But he evaded arrests Oh So a lot of people testified against him Almost all the members of The Church family. Almost all of them, all the members of the

Petnam family said that he came to them in spectral form and beat them with a cane. As one does. That sounds legit. I would have fucking came to them in spectral form and beat them with more than a cane. I want to now. And I bet the people were like, the judges were like, you know what, he has a cane. He did it. That checks out. Yeah, I get it. He was found guilty on August 5th and executed August 19. Jacob's family was one of the ones who retrieved his body from the execution site and buried him. He's one of the only two that has an actual Mark Grave.

The next one, you might remember from the crucible, because it's just like the name everyone remembers, John Proctor. I remember him. Age 61, he was a wealthy farmer who lived on the outskirts of Salem Village. He was an outspoken critic of the witch trials, and he often threatened to beat or whip the afflicted girls for their role in the witch trials, which I think it's hilarious. I think that's hilarious, too. Someone needs to punch them in the face. For real. So after his wife, Elizabeth Proctor, was arrested on charges of witchcraft in April of 1692.

And she was preggers. Yeah. Well, and then the girls decided to turn on John Proctor. During Elizabeth's examination is when they suddenly were like, he's also a witch. So it was like he was there just to like support his wife. And they were like, you too, you're a witch, like right in the middle of the thing. Oh, my God. So then his entire family was eventually arrested.

did for witchcraft. Holy shit. Proctor knew that, now he knew that Salem was clearly in the middle of fucking hysteria. Right. He could see it, obviously, he was like, this is insane. So he wrote a letter to the Boston clergy in July, asking that they intervene, and he was like, please

move these trials. Because they're going to wipe out a whole town. When he was like, this is insane. Like, no one can stop this. And he was like, can you move the trials to Boston? Because at least there, it could be fair. The clergy did respond, but they said it was too late to save Proctor, who was brought to trial on August 5th and executed August 19th.

Damn. Another day that was really busy. The 19th is big. His remaining family members were either never charged or found guilty and eventually pardoned. So Proctor's body was reportedly retrieved from the execution site and secretly buried, but no one's ever found it. Oh. Next one is Alice Parker. Her age is unknown. She was the wife of fisherman John Parker. They lived in Salem town where Alice was known as a pious and honest woman. She also had a reputation of like being clairvoyant.

And on one occasion successfully predicted that a friend's husband had died at sea. Oh. So that's no good. Yeah. Don't have any kind of special. Don't have special abilities. Just cook and clean and say your prayers. Don't be different or special in any way.

Don't do it. In May of 1692, afflicted girl Mary Warren suddenly was like, Alice Parker is a witch. During her trial, she made, um, Warren made several weird ass accusations against Alice. Of course she did. She claimed that Alice had bewitched her mother to death, made her sister ill, and had drowned several men and boys at sea. Casual. Yeah.

So she was brought to trial on September 9th and executed on September 22nd. The next one is Mary Parker, who was about 40. She was a widow from Andover. She was accused by Sarah Phelps and Martha Sprague of Andover, and it's not really known why.

So she stated during her examination that there was another woman in Andover named Mary Parker and suggested maybe it was like a mistaken identity thing. That's what I would have said. Like good play. I would have like there's another ashkel. It was probably her. Yeah. Definitely wasn't me. So, uh, I'll go. Exactly. I'm going to leave now. But then Martha Sprague was like, nope, you're her. Oh, no. So she was brought to trial September 17th and executed on September 22nd. Apparently they just like put aside a few days of like a day a month. They probably did because there was probably so many. Well, there was so many people.

It's insane. The next one is Anne Puted her, I think it is. She was in her 70s. She was a widow who lived in Salem. A lot of them were widows. I know. That's really sad. She also worked as a nurse midwife, but she had a reputation for being, quote, sharp-tonged. She was just another girl trying to have a good time. She was just like, fuck this. She was just you how it is. Yeah. I mean, she's seen some shit. She was a nurse and a midwife in the 1600s. Let her be sharp tongue. She's seen shit. I would have been sharp-tongued. Yeah. She was accused in May by Sarah Churchill and several other the bitches. Some of her medical supplies, such as foot ointments, were confiscated and they were like,

look, this is from the occult. I'd be like, yeah, I was a fucking nurse and that's gold bond. I'm helping you, assholes. I've been helping you and healing you. During her trial, she was like, and she was like sharp tongue to the end. She was like, they are lying. They're liars. Good. She made sure to say it. She was brought to trial on September 9th and executed on September 22nd. The next one is Wilmot Red. I don't know her age. She lived in Marblehead and was the wife of fisherman Samuel Red. Like Bridget and a few of the other ones, she had been accused of witchcraft before, I think in 1687. She was unpopular because she kind of had like an abrasive personality. It happens.

Again, it's just like, her daughter was the wife of fellow accused witch Reverend George Burroughs. So that's a little connection there. She was accused in May. She was brought to the Ingersoll Tavern in Sam Mill Village for her examination. She had actually never met any of the afflicted girls before. And when asked why they were afflicted, she stated they were in a sad condition. What? So she was like, I don't know these bitches.

And they were like, so somebody was like, well, why are they afflicted then? And she was like, I don't know, they're in a sad condition. Like, I don't get to fuck. Like, she was like, whatever. She was like, they're fucked up. She was indicted. And several, apparently several Marblehead residents testified against her, because again, this is like mass hysteria.

Everybody's just pointing fingers. She was brought to trial on the 17th of September and executed on the 22nd of September. Next one is Margaret Scott. She was 77 years old. Oh. She was a widow. I know. She was a widow from Rowley, and she had seven children, but only three survived childhood, because of 1600s, man.

Her husband had died in 1671, and after that she was left, like, super poor and had to, like, beg from her neighbors, so they all hated her. Because how dare her be poor? Yeah. She was accused by two of Rowley's most notable families, the Wycom's and the Nelsons. Okay. A member of the Nelson family also sat on the Grand Jerry that convicted her. That makes sense, right? I was going to say that that was allowed.

Yeah, that's fine. Everything was allowed. She was brought to trial on September 17th and executed on the 22nd. Whoa. The next one was Samuel Wardwell, age 49. He was a carpenter from Andover. He was a fortune teller, and he practiced folk magic. That's kind of what led to his accusation, unfortunately.

He wasn't doing anything wrong. He was just a fortune teller. He was jailed in Salem, which is a particular. rough jail. After he was arrested, his wife and his daughters were also arrested. They immediately pointed to his fortune telling and, like, magic dabbling and said the devil may have taken advantage of him for these reasons. He then confessed to making a pact with the devil, but later recanted that confession. He was brought to trial in mid-September and executed on September 22nd. Oh, big day. Next one is Martha Corey.

Giles' wife. This is Giles' wife. She had a reputation. Her reputation was being a pious member of the church and community, and everybody liked her. Yeah. Like, I think I mentioned on the other episode, she had a child out of wedlock in the 1670s before marrying Giles. But even despite that, everybody was like, she's really nice. She's like a church goer. She's great. She was also an outspoken opponent of the witch trials, and she stated many times that she thought the girls that were accusing were liars. Oh, wow.

So, of course, they turned right on her. And during her own examination, she told the judge, quote, We must not believe all these distracted children in what they say. It's true, though. Preach, girl. Now, Giles actually ended up testifying against her in court, stating, and he said that she may have bewitched his farm animals and himself. Jesus. Yeah.

Now, she was brought to trial on September 9th and executed on September 22nd. Just three days after Giles had been tortured to death for refusing their plea. Next one is Mary Eastie, age 58. Mary Easter Eastie was the sister of accused witches Rebecca Nurse and Sarah Cloice. She lived in Topsfield. Again, she was considered pious. She was well respected. She was well liked.

Mary, she was accused of witchcraft, arrested, but then released in May. But she was accused again a few days after her release and was arrested again. So she was found not guilty. Everything was finally let her out and then they immediately brought her back in. She was examined and indicted on two charges of witchcraft. She was brought to trial on September 9th and executed on September 22nd. Knew it. The last one that was executed is Giles Corey.

He was in his 80s. That's so fucked up. That's wild. Yeah, it's insane. So we kind of talked about him on the last episode, but basically he didn't want to enter a plea. He was tortured for three days in a field on Howard Street in Salem and an attempt to force a plea out of him. He died on September 19th, 1692. And Robert Caliph said, this guy was, like, present for it.

He said, quote, in the pressing, Giles Corrie's tongue was pressed out of his mouth. The sheriff with a cane forced it back in again. Oh. Brutal. In a small victory, though, because he didn't enter a plea, the government could not take his estate. And so he died in full possession of his land and assets, which were given to his heirs. Well, that was likely his intention doing this. Because if he entered a plea, they took all the land.

No one would have been able to have it. Corey was noted by witnesses that his torture is saying with his last dying breath, quote, Damn you, Sheriff, I curse you in Salem. Four years later at age 30, Sheriff George Corwin, who had arrested, brutally tortured and executed the accused during the trials, had a fatal heart attack and died. Good.

In Haunted Happenings, a book by Robert Ellis Cahill, who was a former high sheriff of Essex County, noted that every sheriff since Corwin, including himself, a period of a period of, almost 300 years, all headquartered at the Salem jail overlooking the spot where Corey was pressed to death, had died while in office, or had been forced out of his post because of heart or blood ailments. That's wild. It's like a legit curse. I'm mad because I meant to take a picture of it when we were in Salem, and I thought, that's what I was just looking for, but one of the

women said, like, I curse you and like, you'll die with blood in your mouth. Yes, yes, yes, yes. And then one guy had, um, like a mouth ulcer or something. Yeah, yeah, it was like a hemorrhage of some sorry. And died with blood in his mouth. Yeah, I remember reading about that one. Isn't that crazy? That's a crazy one. It's karma. It is so karma. So, October 3rd, 1692, finally, an intelligent gentleman named, uh, who was minister, Increase Mather. His name was Increase Mather. On October 3rd, he asked me what day it was.

He did. It was October 3rd. It's October 3rd. Increase Mather tried to convince the court to stop taking spectral evidence as actual evidence in the court anymore. Because it was dumb a. Feptile evidence means the accusers were claiming that the accused came to them in like spirit or ghost form. Yeah. So after a full year of allowing this shit to go on, they were like, you're right. Well, suddenly Governor Phipps's wife, Mary, all of a sudden got brought in and was interrogated on suspicion that she was a witch. After this, the governor was like, no. He decided out of the goodness of his heart that he should set the accused free and stop the trials. So he dismantled the court of Orier and Terminer, and he replaced it with the

Superior Court of Judicature. This court was different because they were forbidden from taking spectral evidence into consideration, so they actually put a rule on them. The judges for this new court were William Stoughton, Thomas Danforth, John Richards, Wait Still Winthrop, and Samuel Seawall. So eventually by May 1693, Governor Phipps pardoned all the remaining accused. October 17th, 1711, the surviving accused and some of the victim's families convinced the colony to pass a bill that cleared some of the accused and executed victims' names. They should. These victims and families were also paid restitutions.

Good. In 1957, so jumping up a little bit, Massachusetts Governor Foster Ferkullo signed a bill into law that officially apologized for the Salem Witch Trials. I just think that's so funny. It's like... Yeah, we're sorry. Whoops. Our bad.

Like, your, yeah, your apologies are totally great. Yeah, thank you for that. So did anything ever happen to Ann Putnam and any of the bitchy girls? They just got to live their lives. Yeah. No one was mean to them. No. Not that, I mean, maybe.

That would have been real mean to them. Well, luckily this bill that they signed in 1957 officially cleared the name of some of the remaining victims that weren't listed in the original 1711 law. Oh, that's good. In 1992, on the 300th anniversary of the trials, the city of Salem built the Salem Witch Trial's Memorial, and the city of Danvers built the Salem Village Witchcraft Victims Memorial in honor of all the victims. And like we were saying, it's really spooky and heavy if you, like, stand in the middle of that shit. It's crazy.

And just like, see how many. It's just a lot. On October 31st, 2001, the state amended the 1957 apology, clearing the names of all remaining victims. Oh, wow. In what it says is, quote, Chapter 145 of the resolves of 1957 is hereby amended by striking out in line one the words one, Ann Puditure, and certain other persons, which is what the original one said.

And inserting in place thereof the following words, Ann Puditor, Bridget Bishop, Susanna Martin, Alice Parker, Margaret Scott, and Wilmot Red, because those were the ones that were left out of the original one. So, theories for why this all happened in the first place? How the fuck does this start? Well, a behavioral scientist, Linda Caperell, suggested something that's like kind of... It holds weight. It holds water.

They think that the afflicted girls may have been exposed to a fungus called ergot. The fungus can grow on grains like rye, which were very common used in Salem in this time period. This fungus can called convulsive ergitism, which can cause someone to have collusionations, muscle contractions, similar to seizures. vertigo and crawling or tingling sensation. So this sounds like a lot what the girls were dealing with. The fact that Rye supplies had a long storage life back then, and there was a lot of moisture due to this tiny ice age that was going on back then, it was like super cold.

Yeah. So it was a lot of moisture in the air. That could have caused this fungus to grow, and they wouldn't have known back then that you were supposed to eat that. So do you think that happened, and then they went too far with it? But the girls didn't show any of the physical symptoms of it. ergot convulsive ergotism because it sometimes includes like literal disintegrating fingertips like it sucks you up and they didn't have any of that right so it's like i don't know it makes sense

somewhat now another theory is just straight up hysteria and the reason for the hysteria could be attributed to i mean in one instance robert caliph who was a salem merchant accused samuel paris who was the original accuser's father yeah of using the witch trials to get back his power that he was losing in the village, and he claimed that Paris must have forced his slave Tichiba to confess, thus starting the whole thing off. Right. Now, in 1684, right before the trials,

King Charles II revoked the Massachusetts Bay Colonies Royal Charter, which was a legal document granting the colonist's permission to colonize the area. The charter was revoked because the colonists were said to have violated a lot of the rules that were set out in the charter, which include basing laws on religious beliefs and discriminating against Anglicans. A new or more anti-religious charter was replaced in 1691 and also combined the Massachusetts Bay Colony, Plymouth Colony, and several other colonies into one.

So the Puritans who had left England due to religious persecution started thinking their religion was going to be attacked again because of this. So they all got worried about losing control of the colony, political instability and now the threat to their religion again. That made this feeling of uneasiness and anxiety. So that's all happening. And then on top of that, what was going on back then was King Phillips War. Which was real fucked up.

Exactly. What was ongoing at this time. And the front lines of that were only like 70 miles away from Salem. Oh, wow. So most of the people of Salem had seen some of the shit that was going on in the wars. Like they'd seen really fucked up shit. So, and then they were also fearing that Native American attacks were going to happen at any time. So several of the afflicted girls had witnessed a lot of atrocities and shit.

Oh. So they were like, maybe it's post-traumatic stress. Yeah. That would cause this hysteria, because we're still going on the hysteria theory. And on top of that, children at this time were restricted from almost all forms of play. They were expected to really just do chores and study their Bible. And that sounds fucking. So, of course, they're going to be bored as fuck, which is going to cause hysteria.

And also, on top of that, the stress of living in such a rigid religious society on this dangerous place that's sitting right next to a fucking war that's going on could make this happen. And, I mean, if you really look at what hysteria is defined as, it's, quote, a condition affecting a group of persons categorized by excitement or anxiety, irrational behavior or beliefs, or inexplicable symptoms of illness. Or another definition of it is basically the same. It just says, a rapid spread of conversion disorder, a condition involving the appearance of bodily complaints for which there is no organic basis. In such episodes, psychological distress is converted or channeled into physical symptoms.

Wow. So my money is on hysteria. Yeah. Stemming from all of those things. Stemming from boredom. Boredom. It was really cold. They were going through a crazy, like, long.

cold spell at that point. There's just a ton of shit going on. People thinking their religion was being attacked. I think all of that made hysterica has hysteria, hysteria happen. And that's what caused this. I like the ergot poisoning, but it doesn't add up completely. Maybe it contributed to it sure. Who knows? Bordom hysteria with a little touch. A little dash of fungal infection. Exactly. It's a little dash. Just like, if we're making a, if we're making a potion. We're making a little punch. Which we're not. I'm not doing it.

A pinch of it. That's a little pinch. Now, if you want the legitimate full transcripts of the entire Salem witch trials and all be accused, go to salem. com. Live. orgia. And they have literally the transcripts of everything, like all the court trials

and everything. It's actually fascinating. I feel like that would be. There's so much. But go there if you really want to see what's going on. And, um, yeah. So that is that. That is the salemps.

Witch Trial. So that was a lot to take in. But don't accuse your neighbors. Yeah. The moral of the story is if somebody's name is Putnam, be weary. Hell yeah. Be cotton wary of that bitch. Be cotton wary of the Putnam's. You should be. So right now, we are off to a haunted house, but we will be back with... A brand new wrap. A brand new wrap. We'll let you, we'll tease you out the next subject of the next episode. Maybe I'll pick. I wish you're going to see Vash his face there. Yeah.

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