Morning Good - Are You a 9/11 Victim, TJ Francis? - Episode 40

Episode Date: August 29, 2021

Thanks to Ryan and TJ for coming back on the show and being hilarious. Make sure to follow them both and check out Ryan's live stream on Amazon Prime every Tuesday for a fun shopping experience.You can find TJ on Instagram @teejfrancis and Ryan @itsryanotoole.As always, find Michael Good on Instagram @michael_good1125 and on Twitter @agoodmichaelThis podcast was produced by Paxton Fleming, you can find him on Instagram @yaboypax 

Thanks for the F Shack. Love dirty Mike and the boys. Hey, are you dirty Mike and the boys? How you know who we are? What's this? They called the podcast? Morning good. I love that.

Yeah, it's me with the boner on the front. Welcome to the morning. Streets. Streets is calling, okay? Streets is calling. And I am answering, all right? Fuck yeah. I'm answering.

The streets are good nowadays. You know what I mean? Hell yeah. So we're listed. We got Rhino Tool and T.J. France. TJ Francois. On mushrooms right now.

TJ France is on shrooms right now. I don't like T. I don't know if I like Tiga. Who came up with? LGBT. Oh, that is a good one. It's a good one, right? Not true.

Not true. Not true. Not true at all. Mom, not true. And also my boy. Well, my mom tries to try to figure out if I'm gay or not. So she listens out to every podcast. That's right.

She's like, he says he wants to fuck girls. It sounds fake. Sounds like he's over exaggerating. What would your mom say to you being on mushrooms right now? She would say, hopefully you find yourself and it's okay with me. T.J. confirmed, cool mom. No, she would actually freak out. My dad, I recently found out, takes mushrooms fairly regular.

Hell yeah. Dude, fuck yeah. My dad's a cool. Let's get him on the fucking podcast. Yeah, that is very cool. My mom would probably get mad. Yeah. First time I did mushrooms, I told it myself.

I freaked out and I told myself. What a pussy. You're from Florida. You've probably, like, done heroin. And you're like, that's the one going to, keep that? I've done every drug. Not every drug. I've never done like heroin. I've done so many drugs and I just have a bad time on it. Why'd you tell you yourself?

How old were you? I was 14. I've told the story about crack. No, no, no. I guess I haven't done a lot. I've done crack meth or heroin. I haven't even done drugs yet, dude. If you haven't done crack meth of heroin, the big three, the triple crown, you have touched. That is true. That's, I consider that drugs. Because they at least give you perk a set and Viken and if you get your fucking teeth ripped out or something. You know what I mean? No one's giving you

meth for a sore bad. used to. They used to give you meth. No, no, no, no, no. You can use, it's called methamphetamine hydrochloride. They use it for ADD. They actually put people, not even Adderall. They put people on actual methamphetamine. I was on fucking Bivis. You guys have to take that? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Dude, I stopped taking an arrow. We were talking about this. When I take Adderall, the world's just gray. So I just stopped taking it. But I was like, some drugs are crazier than others. Like, I think that, like... Really? Yeah.

You think caffeine is not as crazy as heroin? Well, I think, like, acid and shrooms are really underrated? Because, like, I've done bath salts, and it's, like, like, just like doing a bunch of molly you know what you think it's molly you take it and then you stay up all night and wait bass salts is i've never done molly yeah yeah yeah all i know about molly is what you say about it yeah that's the truth don't listen to anybody else t j okay what i say is right i want to take molly though i would take it molly i also never took xanax fucking okay it's awesome it's awesome it's awesome because like you take it and it's awesome because like you take it and you're like oh is this how everybody sees the world just like oh really yeah i should take it

No, fuck that, dude. Dude, I was about to take it while drinking. And my friend, who was, like, a good friend was like, don't take it. I know your personality. You'll be coming to, like, you would not do well if I did. Yeah, yeah. He sounds like a giant fucking pussy. He is.

I remember, dude, I went to, I was out at a bar and there was, like, a quarter, or three-fourths of his d'annick stick, which is like a lot to take it once. And it was at the bar, and I was like, hey, somebody was probably trying to drug chicks. I'm going to take this so nobody gets hurt. And so I just got, like, barred the fuck out. I was like, I'm a fucking hero. You took it in drug chicks? No, no, no, no, no, no, I took it.

I took it. I remember like... I'll do it myself. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. This guy doesn't get all the pussy. Yeah, that's not fair. But then I just remember, like, climbing up the suit. Normally you don't remember anything. I've had some blackouts on Zanx.

But it's like, it's a good thing to take if you take a little bit and drink if you're doing something like going on a lazy river or something. I think it's over exaggeration. Like, it's only bad for you if it's something you consistently do. Because that's the problem with it is like, it's very easy to just take a little bit. And like, oh, I'll just be slightly less anxious today. And that's how it gets a bit too. Especially because they only cost like $2 a piece. Xanax?

Yeah, yeah. Damn. Yeah, they're even cheaper if they cut them with fentanyl. People fucking love it though. Yeah. I mean, there's a rapper who dedicated his whole life. Lul Zan. Yeah, yeah.

I want to need some guy who's, like, passionate about it. He was. He's dead, right? No, he's a lot. But he stopped taking Xanax, that pussy. Yeah. Well, it's so funny because people are so passionate about it. Like, there are, like, fentanyl has purposes.

Like, it's really helpful for people to go through, like, serious surgery. People who want to commit suicide is probably really helpful, too. Because you feel nothing. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, you're just done. Just have a good time. Yeah. Yeah.

What does Fetnell even do? Like, why would people take it? Because it's like a really strong opiate. Okay. Except it's made in a laboratory. It's like the same family. Yeah, it's made in Dexter's opiate laboratory. It's all coming from China.

Dexter's? Yeah. The fucking... There was like a weird thing where I did a podcast and like we were talking about bas salts. It was so funny because it got cut out. Like TikTok banned it. And I realized, oh yeah, that's because bass salts are all made in TikTok. In China.

China. I call China. You know, TikTok land? Same thing. That's what I call the people. I call them all TikToks. But your TikToks walking around. That's going to be a slur.

That sounds like legitimate slur. How was that dinner? I don't know. There's a lot of TikToks. Yeah. It's fucking weird. Good food, though. You think the guys who invented racial slurs,

you think the first time they said it, it just clicked. Yeah. That's what we're sticking with. That's golden. We got to keep this one. Like, they just said, They're like, dude, that fits for the people outside.

Yeah, that's really exactly what you were talking about without saying it. It's so... That's so funny. That is funny. Well, my thing is like, it's so funny when somebody talks to you, so, like, they don't expect you to just jump up board immediately. Yeah. Like, yeah, dude, it was full of fucking Chinese people or something like that. You're like, what?

You're like, what? You tell me about it. Everyone assumes, by the way, my voice sounds. Yeah, oh, you probably get it all the time. Dude, I've heard people say. It's like, Jesus. I was at a... Dude, I was like 19 or 20.

I had a fake ID, right? And I was with, I was in Salty, but I was with kids from the suburbs who they weren't, you know, they didn't know my neighborhood. Went into this Asian place because I knew none of them. I go, we can get in, we can lie and so. We all look the same to them. A hundred. That's how it works. The bounce was like 100.

Yeah, I've been mixed up. I've had Asian people mix you up with other white people all the time. Black people mix you. Like every race sees their own race. That makes sense. Yeah, yeah. You're probably right about that. They're differently.

You're probably right about that. but yeah so this guy he's the fucking bouncer he's like yeah i don't know if you want to go in there boys he goes a little yellow in there i didn't even know what he was talking about because the place changed like ownership it used to be like a regular like shitty irish bar i didn't go in it for i don't know i was probably in it once or twice in his irish place next thing i know it was all

asian and i was like i still want to go in i just want to get shitfaced yeah yeah yeah he's like yeah you got to be drunk if you're going to be around them pretty much yeah that is pretty funny yeah that is so funny with i like what would you respond what if you're like oh Oh, no, thank you. It's like, I'm fucking out of this place, dude. Neighborhood's going to shit. That damn.

Yeah. That's just in Southie. That's how they talk. No, I think it's everywhere, honestly. Yeah. You know what I mean? It's like, it's crazy to me because it's like, I feel like not a lot of people. People just automatically assume Boston's like such a racist place.

And I'm not necessarily saying it's not. But it's also an extremely progressive place historically and currently, extremely progressive. And it's like something that, like, it's crazy. I remember I got into a fight with a kid in school who was like just jumping on me about being from Boston and assuming, being just looking for attention, assuming I was racist. And I was like, he was from Queens. And I go, yeah, you know who else is from Queens?

He goes, who? I go, Donald Trump. And he fucking lost his shit. You know what I mean? And I'm not saying anyone's a racist or not. But I go, well, that's not really fair. And it turned into a big thing. Yeah, that's such an unfair thing you say you're from here.

It's so, 100%. It's the same thing is saying, oh, you're from this country. you're a fucking idiot and you're useless to this culture. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. No, that's interesting because I all think it's like, I think that maybe the way people talk is different because, like, I do think in the South,

I don't know, I've heard the N-word in New York City by like... All the time. Really? By white people? Not all the time, but I've heard it before. But I'm saying, obviously I've heard it in the South, but it's like, I wonder if some people in the South, though, maybe aren't as, like, there are such things people saying the N-word and not being, like,

they are taught to say that in that way. They're like, oh, I was just taught. Like, like that. Like, Grandpa's? You know what my grandpa used to do. He was always like... He still is racially insensitive. Obviously, obviously it's racist.

But like, I'm saying to the level of it like, yeah. My grandpa used to do this shit. Like, this was the racism that I learned that my grandpa would have you. So I come from like a basketball family. And he would come up to me and say, hey, did you ever meet like John? He's like a black guy. I'm like, no. He goes, he's very intelligent.

You don't see that very much. Very well spoken. That's what it is. Well spoken. And then I'm like, but at the time, I was like, what? And then now I'm like, oh, okay. Yeah, yeah. That was a surprise for him.

He was like, whoa, look at this guy speaking English. Whoa. Reading and writing now, huh? Yeah, that's crazy. But I think it's similar, though. I think a lot of that... It's a funny level of, like... Like, I know somebody who's like an older person is so funny because, like, they're

that way with, like, homosexuals and they're like, I love those goofy guys. Like, you know what I mean? They're still homophobic, but it's in like a... Yeah, totally. But it's similar, and I'm not saying it's the same, but it is just, it's come from a similar place where, like, all black people assume all white people like, like fucking egg salad and all this shit, too, you know what I mean? It's like, what the fuck of you?

talking about you fucking retod. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I hate egg salad, actually. Yeah, I don't even think I've ever had it to be. Yeah, I don't even... Well, mayonnaise and shit like that. It's like, dude, mannays is the grossest thing ever invented. That would be funny if that was, like, brought up in, like, a black Israeli meeting, and they're like, and they're like, and they're eating

mayonnaise and, like, oh! That was a funny thing. Somebody was telling me that Malcolm X's book was, like, talking about white people, and, like, he talks about white people not seasoning their food. It's so funny, because it's, like, a book about, like, serious racism stuff. And he, like, lived with a white family, apparently. That's like rappers that we were just talking about saying shit like boner. Oh, yeah.

It's kind of like that vibe. It's like they're so hard. Gucci Main has a song where he says boner. I'm like, I love hearing Gucci Main say boner. Hell yeah. You ever heard two changes the funniest of those guys. Yeah. He's like, I love just, you know, buying all this jewelry and then I'll say the cornyest shit.

Yeah. Yeah. So funny. Everything's weird because I feel like we don't question shit enough. You know what I mean? Like it's also weird where it's like, why can we comment? Why can we make fun and do things with certain accents but not other ones? You know what I mean?

Yeah, that doesn't make any sense. And the thing is, to me, nothing's made sense because no one's ever explained it to me where it's like, apparently it's offensive to do a Chinese accent, right? Yeah, yeah. But there's more Chinese people in the world than anybody else. You know what I mean? So it's like, why is this wrong to do a Chinese accent? But you could do like an Italian accent, a Boston accent, which people, dude, when I was

in L.A., people, like, didn't even think I was, they thought I was, like, putting on a voice, you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it was like, so then I went up. I did some shit in like a Mexican accent. You know, I said some Spanish shit in a Mexican accent. And like, whoa. And I'm like, that's all right.

It's cool. You know what I mean? Yeah. That's a good point about that. I want to just find the rules. Yeah, the rules were tough. That's the problem. An accent class would be funny.

Like, you had like an improv class. And they're all teaching you how to like nail accents. I did it. I did, uh, I did accent reduction. Oh, yeah. To get rid of your accent? Yeah. Really?

To be you, I have to. I have to. Wow. Wow. What was it like before? Because it's like pretty. It's still there. It's still, yeah.

I just have to fucking learn. I can warm up to speak general American English. Can you, give me your best, like, just say something. Just say something. I need to do exercises because the thing is, it's my mouth muscle, my tongue needs to stay flat.

If you gave me like 10 minutes in a newspaper, then I could fucking do it. You know what I mean? Yeah. But I also did learning. I tried learning accents, too. I took an accent class. Could you imagine if they do that with other races?

They're like, can you get... I was an act. This is for acting. That is true. This is for acting. Because you want to nail other. rules. This isn't for succeeding in life. Yeah, this is for working on my career.

You got to stop saying, nah mean, at the end of it. Yeah, I don't know the rules like, because it's like, okay, people do, it is, it's just funny that people speak differently. You know what I mean? It's just fun. It's cool. I get why they're offended by it. Like, I get like if somebody who's like, oh, I'm a white like, like, I get why it would bother some people the same way like, I think certain ones are over exaggerated. Like, I think black accents because like the history of black face and stuff, they get bothered. buy it when they hear it. But also, like, I'm like, I don't, at this point, I don't think that's,

I'm not black, but my honest opinion is like, I think it's a minimal problem. And I think it's like, accents are so unharmful. Like, that's just how you sound, man. Nobody's making fun of it. They should be celebrated to be 100% honest. Well, like, think about like, Louis C.K.'s joke from his newest special where he's like, you know, finished. Yeah, he's like, that shit's so funny. Yeah, yeah, because it's like, that's what she said. He's like, I'm not going to say, she said anything. And he makes a good point. Yeah. Because if you say it normally, then their English is You know finish. You know finish? That's just weird.

I don't know, dude. I think, I mean, this is three white guys here. I know, I know. Talking about what's offensive and what's not. Yeah, but people fucking say shit about my accent every day. You know what I mean? And I'm not claiming to have, I'm not claiming any type of long term. Yeah, I'm not claiming that at all.

But I just want to know why is it cool that you do. Dude, when I was in L.A., a kid from Africa, like a kid from Africa did my accent, right? And he did it at, because he fucked up my joke where I said something in an an African accent. And if you dickheads listening, it killed in the room. Okay. I'm going to say out right now. now because the joke came out the right way.

You see what I'm saying? And then he did my accent and it was all so funny. You know what I mean? But it's like he wouldn't have... Was he offended? No, fuck no. He fucked up my shit. You know what I mean?

Because I also did botch his accent, by the way. I tried doing like a... He was like Sudanese. I botched this accent big time. But that's I think why... But you wouldn't be... It's like you have to put shit in context where it's like I don't think it should be able to be putting...

Because you can do a southern accent. You know what I mean? You can do a lot of... I just want to know why. That's the thing. Well, it's so funny because people say because, obviously, white people are, like, the dominant race. But you know what I mean? Disavow.

Yeah, I don't know the word. But it's so funny because it's like, but it's like, yeah, okay, but then does that change? Might go somewhere else now? Now, if I go to China, can I do the most offensive Chinese accent in China? Absolutely. And then they can't say anything. Like, well, he's been oppressed over. Yeah, yeah, exactly.

Yeah. I mean, that is always funny the rules because there's their role that people are like, oh, you can't technically be racist towards white people. I'm like, you can. It just matters less. It's like, you're talking about, like, the rules. it's like, I get what you mean, there is no, like, set rules. But then you're also like, yeah, but we know the rules. Everybody knows the rules.

Yeah, because they're applied on you by everyone else. You don't know why. Right, I agree. You don't know why at all. That's bullshit. People jump, people just assume it's wrong where it's like, that's fucked up. No, dude, I agree. I can't agree with you more.

There's so many things that people, that's why I will stand up for shit. It sounds so dumb that people were like, oh, you shouldn't say that word. I'm like, no, I'm going to say it because I, let's question, let's have a conversation about it. 100% Because it's like, literally people will start just saying shit and then it's like, we don't know how we got here

because we're like, all right, well, you know what I mean? Like, because everybody's like, oh, I just started agreeing to do this.

Like, that happens all the time with like stuff. People like, oh, you shouldn't joke about this or that. I'm like, well, why not? And then nobody who's not in comedy can't give you an answer.

They'll just be like, I agree. 100%. They'll be like, oh, I was just told not to do that by like my mom one time. You know what I mean? And then it's like,

yeah, well, your mom's also dumb bitch. But that's what being a comedian is, I think, is like finding out, like, wait, that doesn't really make sense. Like, calling out the fallacies of society, like we're saying, where it's like, yeah, we're fucking... You know what I'm... I know what I mean, like,

we know, like, what the rules are, but then once you dive deeper, you're like, wait, why are those the rules? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What are the actual rules here? That's what it is. That's what I want to know, because it's like,

everyone thinks fucked up shit all the time. You know what I mean? I'm going to go to China and you do the most offensive Chinese accent. You'll be a whole... jail and slain by a dragon. That's a thing they actually don't care about. I heard some comics saying went to China and they were like,

you know, make a bunch of race jokes here. Because that's like not something but then you can't talk about the government as much. You'll go to jail, dude. Yeah, but you could just do like, you can probably do the eyes even. I don't know. I don't know. See, that I understand. That's different. That I understand. That's understandable. But I still like, all right, if we're breaking down the rules,

it's like, hey, man, like, all right, I'm just going to shut out. No, no, let's hear it. Let's hear it. You're on trucks right now. I do it. I do agree that. that is an equivalency to blackface because it's the same concept you're just doing Asian face but I think also it's like

on paper I don't think black face is wrong I think it's how it's the history Yeah yeah yeah yeah Because it's like that is just That's what I was gonna say It's like that is just how you look Yeah yeah yeah Are you ashamed by how you look

Do you want everybody to look the same? Yeah yeah yeah so I get the stuff behind it is right Yeah obviously there's a history of like You know what I mean Yeah no I agree That's like putting on a wig and be like I'm a woman now

How funny would be that If white people just went to China to make Chinese access and posted videos like yeah no I was over there though so yeah I always say if I was if I was black doing comedy and I cannot believe

a black comic maybe they have done and I haven't seen it but how a black comic hasn't done white face yet is the big it is. Well they have Key and Peel and Dave Chappelle okay it's great Derek Gnezzarra but no but I'm talking

I'm talking full white face though where it's like your neck and the rest of your body is still African American but your face is just white oh just like the way I'm talking like Robbadoony Jr. I'm talking white face. Well, I've talked about this in the podcast, which I would love to go see a menstrual show where black people put on white face and just make fun of it.

It's funny, you know what I mean? Absolutely. But there is something it's funny like... And I get why it's uncomfortable on the other side. Oh, of course. Yeah, yeah. I'm not like, what happened? But I think the act, but compared, like, if you did the vice versa, or like, say accents of the way people speak, I think that's not aligned and it's not related.

Yeah. And I honestly, I honestly think it depends on the levels, but people get more offended by a Chinese accent than a black accent. Like if you do a black accent, people most time don't care as much, even though there's been more racist towards black people than if you do a Chinese accent. Because I feel like it's like there's more subtlety because there are white people that actually sound like black people. But there are no white people that sound like. Dude, that's an upset. That would be so funny. It is true.

Like what if you grew up in like Chinatown, right? And you went to like China. Yeah. I tried to do a bit about it. Yeah. You, I don't know. You wouldn't. You still try to be black.

Everybody tries to be black. Maybe Asian people try to be black. That may that's a New York thing. But it's like the coolest. Yeah. Yeah. It's true. The coolest.

But it's like, it's so funny because it's like, I was thinking about this. I was like, dude, I know so many Muslim people that act black. I know so many Asian people that act black, so many white people act. Especially New York City. I think that's more of, I don't know where you guys are from, but like in Florida there aren't as many. Like Asian guys act more white. And then Middle Eastern guys either act Middle Eastern or what. I'm saying obviously in a general sense, like traditionally what you expect, stereotypical.

Yeah, black culture is definitely the most influential as far as sports. Like what they've integrated with music, sports. and like that thing. Pop culture, yeah. And pop culture has had the biggest effect on, I think, like, culture of our time. It's not even fucking close on it. Yeah, yeah.

But it just is interesting that it's like, I see more of it in New York and I wonder why that is compared to, like, Florida. Well, it's more of a, there's more people here probably. Like, everybody, yeah, comes from, everybody's here from many different places. It's tough to act black in Minnesota. Yeah. Sometimes.

Yeah, it's true. You need a while out on the L train, you know? Yeah, that's such a funny thing to think about, like, an Asian guy trying to be black in Minnesota. They're like, we're not even cool with you being here. They're like just... We're not even cool at the first one. Yeah, yeah.

I was telling him about this conversation. I have this friend. I'm not going to talk about it, but it's interesting because I was talking to him about... Say his fucking name, dude, and his address. He's not a guy... I'll do the Kanye thing. I love that he fucking did that.

Wait, what? Kanye, he's in a fight with Drake. Yeah. And he posted Drake's address online. Really? I'm just picturing Drake, like, looking through his blinds. Like, are they out there?

Just like, nervously. Yeah, but I think anyone could look up his address anyways. yeah you probably know where i mean sure he has tons of security and sure 100% but it's a public right anytime you buy property you could just you know i know what you mean though put her on that's two fucking douchebags getting ready they're both putting albums out in the next two months i feel like they're working to get like they're both like they are they both putting a fucking album i do think that normally but also how crazy conier is though he's what were you saying about your friend you don't want

to mention them no no somebody though because we're talking about um this is totally unrelated but i'm just going to talk about anyways it's funny because he's he's christian i think it's interesting the Christian So it got started with Q&ON, which is interesting because he's like... Oh, Ben? Right. Why?

That whatever. What's up, Ben? I don't know you, but I'm gonna... Sorry. I'm on your team, Ben. I'm on your team, Ben's team. Because we were talking about it. It's very interesting because we were like...

Is he from Florida? No, no. I'm not going to talk about where he's from or anything. But it's funny because we started talking about QAnon stuff. And the funniest thing he said he's like, I was like, yeah, well, that's 90% bullshit, probably 10% really. He's like, no, I think it's 50-50. I was like, come on, dude.

insane. He goes, what part of it? And then I was like, I don't know. I haven't read a single Q&on. You don't even know what Q&N is. That's what it's. Yeah, so like, it's hard for me. I'm not, I'm not like about to hop on board with it. But I think it's so funny that I'm like, this is crazy. I'm like, oh, I don't even know what it is. But yeah. But it was interesting because like, he's like one of those, he's not a Q&ON guy. He thinks he's interesting. But he really is working. Like a 10 second breakdown on Q&on.

They think that pedophiles are running the world. They think that the New World Order shit is here. I absolutely believe QAnonon then. let's go on. That's all it is. Absolutely. I mean, I think there's more details, too. I'm going to be ignorant to this, but I'm not just 100%.

I'm going to be ignorant. I love the decision to be right now. No, but they think crazy shit too. Like, they think that like, I forget the day, but it was like January 18th. They were like, this is the day that Trump's going to become the real president. Yeah, that stuff is. This was the first time in 1922 that like the president did this thing. Yeah, they just got to tone it back a little bit.

They're like, they're like JFK Jr's coming back from the dead. Yeah. And they were like, all right. We were on board with the president. pedophile thing, but then... Yeah. No, exactly. But it's interesting, because they get in the pedophile conversations, and because there are a lot of people like this, they're more conservative, and they're like, oh, dude, pedophiles, we got to hunt down all the

pedophiles, all the stuff. But then they're like, Jesus Christ is, you know, our Lord and Savior. I was like, why didn't Jesus mention pedophilia once? Everybody was fucking kids back then. Every single person had sex. It was cool back then. Yeah, but it's so funny that... But it's not cool now? Jesus... Do you think he was looking around? He's like, this is not going to be cool later, but now it's fucking... Yeah, hell yeah, dude. Fuck yeah. We're definitely doing it.

million things right now that in 2000 years people are going to be like those people in the year 2021 well fuck no I know but it's just funny to be to be in that time like if you are all knowing and powerful in your Jesus why would you just be like it's cool for now but now let them get their licks in dude yeah

it's gonna be a crime a thousand years from now gotta do something to find out it's bad you know it's just weird to be like thou shalt not covet die 14 year old neighbor's wife you know what I mean it's weird well it was cool back they were fine with people back then you were God though then you'd know about the future. There was no gender back then, so you're just swiping right on anything that you see.

I know. You're having kids so you can fucking five years. Yeah, that's true. No, incest, not cool. No, it was totally cool. Incess? There's nothing in the Bible against his sense. Why half the society's fucking retarded, dude.

There's long-term effects from someone fucking 3,000 years ago. Only have an 11 chromosomes. That shit carries down. What if that's how humans developed? Oh, that'd be so funny. Because what if all the cavemen were just, like, inbred, like mentally challenged? Yeah. And eventually it spread out enough that we developed.

That could be science. That could be evolution. 100%. It's just people's not fucking their mom. Yeah. God damn, that's kind of funny. I think you just figured out life. Yeah, I think I did.

That's like QAnon shit. Yeah, yeah. But you get what I'm saying? The Jesus thing? It's like, that's weird that he would be like, and now he's like, hey, I want you guys to kill all the pedophiles. It's like, well, you were cool as fucking kids like thousands. You don't know what I mean?

If he's God, he's all. Aren't they not even cool with gay people? Now sometimes I walk by. fucking churches and they have gay flags outside of them. I'm like, I thought... That's to invite them in. That's to lure them in. But I thought they fucking hated the gay people. Again, I don't know anything about this situation.

But I thought they... Most of them, I don't think they, I don't think they, I don't think they hate gay people. They think that it's a sin and they want to save gay people. They're just very bad at sales. Like, they're like, you're going to go to hell if you don't follow me. You can be gay, but you can't do gay stuff. Yeah. Yeah. It's true.

You can be gay. They don't give a fucking... I know somebody's religious and they said they know somebody of their church and they're like... So you can't fuck anyone? Yeah. Can gay people get married in a church? Some churches. Well, actually...

See, that's what I'm talking about. To be honest. Churches? Like, fucking... The Pope came out recently and I'm pretty sure it was like, it's fine. Dude, fuck, what? You're gonna start bending the rules after fucking...

Yeah, yeah. Two thousand years. Jesus has been dead. He wants to have like a career afterwards. That'd be so funny. He's signing like a deal with NBC. Has like the Pope's sitcom? He's like, look, I don't want to get canceled.

Yeah, yeah. This is my one big shot. That's so funny because the big man's not cool with it. The Pope does. get canceled. He could literally go on there and be like, you guys are all faggots. He's like, I'm the Pope, it doesn't matter. And then people would be like, and then people at home who go to church, they are, though.

They are. Because they're like, the Pope said so, because you could take the get away with that is. People still fuck with church though because I feel like I don't. Older people do. Yeah. Oh, yeah. People our age don't at all. Like, church and just religion in general. I know. I think people in the 20s that, like, truly, I think, I know a couple of kids personally. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm, I'm not religious, but I'm also not anti-religious. So there was a time period because because I was raised religious. You go. Yeah. Yeah. Where I used to be like, fuck this, man, don't tell me what to do.

And they're like, we're not even doing anything. We're just telling you that there's a church here. Now I just don't even think about it. But there was a point where I was like, yeah,

no, not at all. TJ, don't you have like a Bible scripture or something? No, not a Bible scripture. What is it? What is it?

What is it? What is it? I have a tattoo that says faith, conquer fear. I actually don't mind the tattoo because it means more than just religion but it was really religious

at the time and I don't find it. Was it in the Bible? He's like, what happened? Did you get molested or something? Now you're not religious? No, I just, I, it's such a long story, but I played- Joined a cult. Basically, the people I was around, I went to a school down in the Southland.

And the people are around, the cool kids were all religious. The God Squad. My girlfriend had that at her high school. They're like, jocks. They're like, I heard you had sex before marriage, pussy. Yeah. They'd kick their ass. I don't know if they go that far, but apparently they'd shame people.

No, for real. So the cooler kids on the team were all religious and they were older. So I was like, all right? Oh, yeah, baseball, right? And then I kind of... Baseball players a lot of. I was like, oh, wait, no. Oh, wait, but no.

Because they were like, you can't curse. I was like, that's my favorite shit. I love cursing. Yeah, it's a thing. Did they fuck? Some people. There was, like, a six-month period. I was like, I'm not.

I had a friend who... I'm gonna get so much pussy by not getting pussy. What's how, girl, you like Jesus? Well, I knew guys that would get blowjobs. He'd be like, no sex before marriage. I'm like, I don't think God is like, you can fuck her mouth, but not her pussy. Soking. You know, soaking?

What's soaking? You don't know what soaking is? Wow. Michael's gonna love soaking. So Mormons, you can't have sex, so what they do is they just stick it in and stand there. They just leave it there. And it's called soaking, because if you go back and forth, that's sex.

That's so ridiculous because just penetrate, just putting it in. Yeah, it's intercourse. No, but you don't move it back. There's no in and out. Yeah, but that doesn't specify, I've read the body. I mean, I haven't really read it all the way. Who has that kind of self-control? Nobody.

Dude, I guarantee you, they're like, oh, it feels great. I guarantee you they slip. They're like, oh, this wasn't even when you tried to. Yeah. they just let me grab the remote yeah they just like are on so they're on like a balancing boss they're just like whoa some guys like he's like I accidentally I was soaking in a dude's ass it's not technically gay so that's how they get away at that that's what I do it's yeah we're just soaking with my boys yeah soaking up the sun and some come um but was it yeah my

thing that was I think I think I went back and forth because like I used to be like you'll fuck religion now I'm like oh I think there's some really good positives to it but then I think there's some negatives but I don't really care what you do Yeah, yeah. Yeah, but when people, like, when you hear people, like, try. You don't force it on me. Yeah, not even just force it. When you hear people not make excuses, but use it for like a voice or reason and say an argument or a dispute or something, it's like, get the fuck out of my face.

Yeah. That's like the most un-American shit of all time. Yeah. We literally started this country. Thank you. So there wouldn't be any fucking religious. You know what I mean? That's my whole thing.

Or there be whatever you want to do. Like, they fucking, they have this shit with the Catholics. You can't eat meat on Fridays. What kind of fucking bullshit is. that you can't eat meat on Fridays, especially the one right before Easter. That's because they knew everyone in fucking in Jerusalem.

They were all fishermen. They needed those fishermen to get some cash. That's a great point. Yeah, there's so much shit like that. Also, it's so funny to me because like the people I grew up with religious-wise were like, do shit like that, right? They would be like, you can't eat meat on Fridays for 40 days.

And then they would do that. And then they'd be like, I'm a good person. Like, that's all. Just like no chicken on Fridays. And they were like, hell yeah. I knew some pieces of shit. They would just pray and they'd be like, I'm, maybe my right with God.

I'm like, no, that's not how fucking works. Yeah, technically speaking, you could just, like, do horrible shit all week and then Sunday, be like, I'm sorry. Yeah, yeah. And I do think that's actually, see, that's the way I think to do religion that way. You need to just be a total fucking, you need to just fucking go all out and then just keep apologizing for it. Get that clean slate and just run it right back. Oh, yeah, yeah. Well, it's like, it's funny. I mean, that's why it's like on Sunday because it's like you black out all weekend and do crazy shit and then money. It's the worst, though. Like, if you're trying to get people into church waking up Sunday morning. To go, like, you just want to chill on Sunday. Yeah, watch football. Do it, like, if church, if the Catholic Church wants to succeed,

they should make church at, like, Tuesday at 4 p.m. So everybody's like, hell yeah, dude, I got to leave work. The kids are out of school. They can come by and get fucked. No, no, no, okay, maybe like 1 p.m. then. That's like that Ash Wednesday thing, where they all walk around looking fucking retarded because they have ash on their fucking head.

They put ashes on my forehead. Yeah, and it's like you're walking around. Everyone has all this shit on their face. They look like fucking coal mine is walking around. And it's just like, what is this? I used to do Ash Glancy. You never got ashes? I think, oh, I definitely did.

But seeing it now is a grown, I feel like... He used ashes from the marathon. I went on. Just blood. 100%. Are you Indian? I'm a terrorist attack survive. Always remember that, okay?

Yeah. So was I, dude. 9-11. 9-11. You were in New Jersey. Yeah, that's pretty close. Did anyone get cancer in New Jersey, T. From the, from the fucking fumes?

Hell yeah. Dude, everybody. I got out. How are they suing the... Who are they suing the... Are they suing the Taliban still? And they're like, you guys got to pay his bad.

They're suing the government. They're suing the government. They're in Bush himself. But he didn't. Oh, I guess they're like, no, we know you did 9-11. Yeah, come on. He's like, ah. All right.

Wait, so where were you, like, the Boston Marathon? Are you cool talking about it? Hell yeah. Were you actually at the marathon? You think I just, that would, I wish I was lying. I do wish I was lying. Now that you said, I wish I was lying. Yeah, I was on the other side from where the second one went off.

I was like directly across. the street when it went off. Oh, shit. So, like, what were you, how old were you? Are you in Patriot Day? 20 years old. Yeah, it's Patriot. No, I wasn't, no.

Fuck, no. I was 20 years old. Dang. So, wait, you... I was hung over it. Dude, so Patriots Day, and Patriots Day is only a holiday in Massachusetts, right? It might be in New, I think it's only Massachusetts.

I don't think... Anyways, it's a Monday in April, and the whole fucking city, the entire state shuts down. And the Red Sox play at like 11 in the morning, right? They've been doing this forever. It's an 11 a.m. game. This is before the thing? This is the day of. But it's always... No, what I'm saying, Patriots Day,

what you just said, that was before the bombing? Patriots Day is the name of the holiday that the Boston Marathons ran on. So that was, even before the bombing, they had this? Dude, they've had this far, like, since the 1800s. It's only a Massachusetts holiday, Patriots Day. Okay. And it's just a nice... It's a great day, honestly, because

it's like, the Red Sox play at 11, everyone goes out drinking at 9. It's a Monday. You know what I mean? It's like... Oh, that sounds awesome. Everything's closed. It's like, the equivalent of a federal, it's not like a fucking bullshit holiday. It's like banks are closed. People take it seriously. Yes.

And everyone, and it's just a, dude, I'm talking everybody. I want more holidays. There's so much fucking fun. England has, England has like the bank holidays and shit like that where it's like

nothing really happens. The bank's closed so everything closes. It's very similar to that. Yeah. So that is nice. Yeah, it's a great day. But then,

yeah, so I was at the Red Sox game and then it was great. I remember Mike Napoli walk off double, dude, never forget. And Napoli hits a double. And then you, when you,

when you, Get out of Fenway Park, though. Then it's fucking, there's just hordes of people, because everyone's watching the races. The bars are fucking packed. You can't cross certain streets because there's literally like, because especially by the time the Red Sox gets up, it's like the elite runners,

like the Kenyans and shit, they run early. And then it's like regular people that just qualify. So you're just watching a bunch of sunburnt white dudes running through the city. They should make them run later. It should be like one of those things where the white guys go. Go first and then the Kenyans catch up? Yeah.

No way, dude. It's like life. Isn't that a family guy? It's like life. No, it's like Boston. It's a bunch of white dudes chasing a bunch of black dudes. You know what I mean?

You know what I mean? It's going on in the city right now. But I was on the, so I was on Boylson Street where the Prudential Center. It's called the Prudential Center. But it's different now, but they used to be like a plaza in front of it.

Now there's like a fucking, no, it was a little down a little bit from the Tesla thing. But it was right. There was a courtyard that's not there anymore outside of this mall. And the first one went off

and I couldn't see the first one. What did you think it was like at first? It was strange because I remember standing right next to a police officer. And we just looked at each other. And mind you, the streets- Fucking Arabs. You didn't know it first because I never heard a fucking bomb go off. I didn't know if it- because, again, it's so eventful this day.

It's like you can't walk on the streets. It's that crowded. You know what I mean? When you see how crowded it is, like it's like there's fucking people blasting music, those horns and shit. You know what I mean? It's a shit thing. It's like a soccer game.

On the street. It's like a jihad. giant parade. Right. Pretty much. And the first one went off and I couldn't see it from where I was. And then it just sounded. And I remember looking at the cop and he looked confused and everyone's looking around.

And then like, I don't know, 10 seconds later, 20 seconds later. It was, now the second one was close. And it was like, boom. Oh, is that close? I thought it was like minutes. I'm talking closer in my direction. How close was the first bomb in the second bomb? Like in terms of time?

Oh, like 20 seconds. Oh, really? I thought it was like pretty. 10 seconds maybe. I'm sure you could look at, I mean, the whole thing's on video. You could probably...

Yeah, we could pull it up. Yeah, I'm just kidding. But, uh, but when the second one went off, it's on the street and then you knew immediately, because you see it just, and you,

I felt, you have a little, like, wrestling event, and like, they light off fireworks inside and you can feel fireworks inside. Uh, I get what you're saying. I've been a little person wrestling.

Like, really? Dude, like in the heat. And I was probably fucking, if I had a guess, I'd say 300, 400, 400 feet away.

I was like, on the other side of the street, but diagonal, so you see it and feel it. So you didn't see like legs blown the other than. No, no, dude. I just saw it's like a cloud of just dust. Yeah, it was. So it was it fucking, and I, then I remember that same cop who was right now and blow. Mark Wahlberg. I know, yeah. Did he play a cop in that movie? He's the main guy, him and Kevin Bacon. Yeah. But the shit blows off and I remember the cop's just like, get the fuck out of here. And then, and it was chaos because like, then everyone turns on Hereford Street. This is a while back. I remember my sneaker fell off. And I'm

trying to put it back on. And like, you were... Lyons like, I lost a sneaker. I can't have. Will I ever recover for this? I put it back. I survived. I lost the Air Jordan.

I got... You just have like a little vigil for the sneakers. He's like, everybody's broke their family with candles and you just have your sneaker. He's at the Bruins game. It's like a girl with no legs. And Ryan O'Toole lost the Air Jordan. Size 11. You're like what?

The people have no legs. You wouldn't even meet? Yeah. I lost both my shoes and my feet. 100%. You know, I got it back on. But you don't know what it's like

to have your feet but with no shoes. It's different. Imagine having one shoe. I'm standing on an angle now. Do you get that? That almost happened to me. That almost happened to me.

It was fucking insane, dude. And then you couldn't... So then we're on... We're on Boylson Street. And if anyone knows Boston, there's a Heinz Convention Center, right? So I turned left. I turned left on Boylston Street.

I'm already on Boylson Street. I went upwards, going back towards, like Fenway Park because to the right, shit's blowing up. I'm not going that way. And you're scared too because I'm like, I remember saying I'm like, something else is going to fuck him. Are you drunk?

No. Dead hung over. Like, brutally hung over. Like, the night before I was drinking to like two, three in the morning. Hung over. You get laid? Probably. I was with my girlfriend at the time.

Let's go. Probably. Hell yeah, dude. And, uh. So you're low on tea. I was low. I can't fight the terrace. I came last.

I was low on tea, but it was like this, like I'm telling you, the Napoli hits a walk off double and I was just pumped. Immediately hard. I was like, fuck yeah, dude. But I do remember being so hung over that I couldn't drink that day. Like, you know what I mean? I was like, it was the best remedy. And it was hot out. I know, but it was so hot.

And anyway, so then I'm on Boylson Street and we're on the fucking, there's like the metal barrier so people can't go on the street for the race. And then there's like the wall. And it's wide. a huge, one of the biggest streets in Boston. And I remember screaming, I'm like, take the fucking barriers down. But as this is going, like, there's people running around the corner that have no idea what happened. And there's like, when I tell you, hundreds and thousands of people running, legitimately

hundreds and thousands of people running in from the back bay, like in from Fenway into the back bay that had no fucking idea, the bombs went off. You see what I'm saying? And then there's also people walk. This is within, I don't know, three or four minutes after us. So like, not everyone knows. And I remember just screaming. I'm like, get in the fucking street.

And this dude, I remember he looked like Bam Bam Bigelow, the old WWF wrestler. He picks up one of the metal gates and just throws it in the street. So then people could go in the street. But then it's like all these people are running thinking another fucking bomb's going to go off. And then all these marathon runners are just coming near. And it was a fucking shit show. There's got to be that one ass off. I think whenever there's always a guy that's like, it's not a bomb.

He's like it was a car back. Like he thinks it. I don't know. But this was. He knows what's obvious at that point. Yeah. It was bizarre enough. It's not a bomb.

Yeah. This one was pretty awesome. guy's name? Desarnov? Yeah, Jahassanara. He's just chilling. Guys, the guy that did it. It's like, not a bomb. Guys, it's not a bomb.

Go right over there, actually, to that Starbucks. It's not a bomb. Pretty much. Everybody, come over here, gather around. Yo, I remember after that, though, like, looking for him. That was, I remember. You looked for him.

Yeah, you went to Boston. It was like, Dzarnov. It was great. Dude, that was like one of the... Come out, wherever you are, Desarnov. That was like one of the craziest. weeks in Boston history. Because, like, you knew

they were terrorists in the fucking... Running around, dude. Dude. Insanity, bro. Yeah. Fucking insanity. That's what I remember watching it on TV. Because, like, my mom is like, she gets scared of that shit. She's like, everybody's stay home. So we were watching like... She sounds like a fucking pussy. The chase. Dude, what?

What, dude? 800 paid away. Shut the fuck up about my mom, dude. We were watching it. And I remember he was in a boat. That was the most badass smart hiding spot ever. He honestly should have got away. Well, his brother, yeah.

They should have been like, that's good, dude. We'll give you another try. The old Wattetown, Massachusetts, dude. They got him in Wattown. See, my thing is the only thing similar to that that happened to us was the Pulse nightclub shooting in Orlando, but we're like, yeah, if we just avoid gay clubs, we're going, we're going to, we're going to, like, the vigil. Everybody was like, we'll be okay. Yeah, we just, in 9-11, but you're in New Jersey. It doesn't count.

Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that was crazy, like, going to, like, the, because when Pulse happened, we went to the, what's it called next, like, the vigil. And the vigil, the vigil was kind of scared. How far away from where that happens where you live? So what happened to me is we took a trip an hour. We took like a camping kind of trip outside Orlando would pulse happen. So we found out the next morning. It was weird because we also did a, what's it called?

We did a, not a seance, but a Ouija board that night. And the next day we were like, oh, I hope we didn't fucking tell us something. It's definitely scary. It just said like more penis. Yeah. But it was, I knew people that were like there that night. The real. At's a club?

Yeah, they left early. They weren't there like getting gunned. They like left early. It's a gay night. That was the gay club, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Was that, what year was that? Was that before or after the...

It was during the campaign. It was like, during the campaign, because I remember Trump was like... Trump was like, now we got to get serious about Islamic extremists or something like that. Was it... I don't know anything. It was a self-loathing Islamic extremists. So he was, like, not part of ISIS. He claimed allegiance to ISIS right before he did it.

But he basically, they think he was a gay guy that was like self-hated because of religion. What about ISIS K? Have you seen this? The new version of ISIS? It's called ISIS. Like Apple Plus? ISIS K. Yeah, I guess there's a new form of ISIS.

This is K? Yep. Joe Biden was talking about. What is it about? Just the new form of ISIS, I guess. I read an article on it in the post. Progressive ISIS? That was so funny.

Did you see? I think they said when they're like, they're like, listen, we're going to respect women. They said, as long as it goes to Sharia law, which is like the funny is like, yeah. So not at all. Yeah, it's crazy. I can't believe. That picture of the Taliban, sorry, I was thinking of the Taliban. That picture of them is so funny when they're like, they're just like with

microphones and stuff. Like, this isn't like a big, like the pictures of them like, yeah, we're going to be fine. Like they look so normal. There's like water bottles at the table. They're giving like a press conference.

I cannot believe. Sponsored by DeSani. It's wild. The Taliban's come. The Taliban's back. I mean, they're back. Dude.

It's not even like room is that the Taliban's back. Yeah. And it's not even. So let's tread carefully here. No. They're back and they have people listening to them. It's not like last time where it was like they were sending out videos from caves.

They have like you said, legitimate press con. Like, dude, the Taliban is back. Dude, I bet you there's a Taliban podcast. Oh, totally. Totally. A hundred fucking percent. They had a guy, he was on, he was on Twitter. He was on Twitter saying some wild shit the other day.

Surprise. There. Baseball. You guys want to talk about baseball? No, I want to talk about the Taliban. I'm just, like, the Taliban was almost like, I was getting the point where it's like, I almost, now I follow terrorism. I'm not going to lie.

But like, I didn't think they would say. It sounds like it's like a sport. Yeah, yeah. Absolutely. A lot of terrorism. Yeah, they were totally, like, out of... Gone. Gone.

I don't know. They would get in dominated, dude. Yeah, yeah. They would get in dominated. Like, dude, put it this way. You know they were obviously still over there causing problems, but when you don't hear about them in the States, it's like they're not there. When was this?

Like, the last four years? That's when the Taliban was gone, the last four years? I think longer than that. No, I didn't say longer. ISIS, like, ISIS took the place, like, in our mind. Yeah, yeah, yeah. In like the, what do you call, lexicon? They were at the Taliban?

because I'm reading this morning that the Taliban and ISIS have beef with each other, dude. They have legitimate beef. It's like Kanye and Drake. Yeah. It's like a gang. We like both you guys. Come on. Come together.

Yeah. Put out a project. No, this is like Biggie and Too-op. People get killed, dude. I used to have a joke about it. It was so hacky, but it's about how like basically ISIS, because they put their name on everything, they'd be like the DJ Khalid of terrorists. Because like a terrorist, they just claim everything.

They just throw their name on there. That's fine. That's kind of what they do with Poles because Poles was like, yeah, that was us. And they're like, no, this guy was actually. Yeah, it's just inspired by it. Okay, it was fucked up, but kind of funny is they had one of the guys' boyfriends come on, and they put, like, that full makeup. You know when they put, like, the makeup to, like, disguise people so they can do, like, public interviews? The guy had, like, a crazy makeup thing.

Like, it was like, it looked like somebody from, like, Universal Studios, Orlando. They don't do they got to do. They don't do the shadow thing anymore, like, they changed the voice. Yeah, no, no, they did like a... I'm not... He looked like a Sasha Barragowan character. Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

What's his name? I gotta look this. It looks nuts. Let's look them up and then have some lunatic listen to this. Track them down and get the job done he tried doing six years ago. Yeah, well, it's, they have like, I think, I don't know if it's a museum now or what it is. It's definitely not like a... It's not a museum.

Pulse? A museum? It might be. Where people are, like, walk in, like, oh, this is where fucking guy let out. These bullet shells are on display. Yeah, no, but like... Oh, there's some semen. I see it right there.

No, it's not the ground. It was like, um... Yeah, I don't know. Like, it might be... It's probably a memorial. That's still a museum. Do you not say the 9-11 museum? No,

Memorial, you're right. But it is a museum. Museum makes it seem, I don't know. They have a gift shop and they let, I don't give a shit what they want it to seem like. Let's be honest about what it is. The 9-11 Memorial right now, there's a bunch of fucking people taking selfies in front of the fucking squares right there. It's a fucking playground out there.

That's why no one can tell me I can't joke about 9-11 when they should just put a fucking ferris wheel in between. They should! Right in between both of the fucking shells of the building. They should put a fucking ferris wheel there. And I'm like, that shit is, and I'm totally full. Yeah, it costs money, right? Or is it free?

I don't know. No, I think you've got to pay it again. Maybe it goes right to the family or something. Yeah, it does. And that's like... $9.11 cents to do the whole thing. It's one of those things, though, too, where it's like, it's something that definitely that definitely should not be forgotten and there should be something there.

But it's like, it's pretty... Dude, you can buy like... By the way, who's ever going to forget? They always say that. Like, never forget. It's like, who's going to be like, like, it's not like everybody's going to forget. Yeah, but the younger people.

When you leave the house, you like, hey, did you remember your keys? I used to always, did you remember 9-11? Okay, remember it? Phone wallet, 9-11? That's what I used to, yeah. All right. The next generations, though, I think, because it's like, they can't forget because they didn't really even see it.

So it's just like, hey, here's a thing. I know, but that's like, don't forget that. That's what part of it is, though, where it's like. You got a teacher kid about 9-11. I'm going to sit in front of the TV and rewind it 10-10. Right, so people have sex like this, and look at these people jumping out of these buildings. It's because they had to choose. Either die by fucking fire or jump out of a building.

Yeah. That's pretty bad. Yeah. Have you ever... Those videos are terrifying. The people jumping out of the top. You ever seen that? Yeah, it's pretty gross, yeah.

It's horrible. Not gross, but like... No, it's just horrible to watch. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's tough. Well, there's that other thing where people keep killing themselves on that one thing. There's like... The vessel at Hudson Yard.

Yeah, it's like another person like a week ago killed himself there. Shut it. You can only go with two people now. Yeah, that's... Which is funny, because you just find a suicide partner. Yeah. Or, like, that'd be somebody if you go to somebody. You're like, yeah, we're going to have a great deal.

Oh, are you going to... You plan to kill it. God damn it. Yeah. You leave with one person. Where's the other person? Yeah. I hate...

It's a buddy system, so you don't commit suicide. I'll say it right the fuck now. Hudson Yard sucks. All right? That whole fucking neighborhood sucks. I like it. Dude... I have no allegiance to it.

Dude. I like the mall. They got like a little mall. Yeah. What are you buying in there? Prada pair of... I like... A pad and pen to write your suicide now.

Yeah, but it's like... I can't stand... I actually think that thing, the vessel's pretty fucking cool, dude. It looks like a beehive. Yeah, it's cool. And it's like, you know, I walked up it before. I like it's like, other than that,

I think Hudson Yacht sucks, dude. Yeah, yeah. It's like, it's all the same shit. It doesn't even feel like New York. Yeah. I don't know... Have you been to the island? What island?

There's a new island. I heard about that. Is that what it's called? It's called Hepstein's Island. I did hear about that island. It would be funny. like some rich Jewish guy just bought it. It's called Epstein's Island.

That's fucking honest. He's like, how we could fuck kids in the island. You're like, no, it's still, it's only like two feet out for the court. There's a lawyer in town. I see signs for named Harvey Epstein.

Yeah. Bobby Epstein. He buys it. It's called Harvey Epstein. How he hasn't got a PR team to like fucking take his shit. Who the fuck is going to that guy? Talk about losing a case before it starts.

No, that's, you know what I mean? His name is Harvey Epstein. I know. That's ridiculous. Harvey Cosby Epstein. I believe.

Crazy thing about Epstein and Cosby is they had houses on the same block and it's just totally not talked about. In Florida? No, on 71st Street where Epstein's giant fucking fortress was. Cosby had one too? Same block. I didn't think it was real. Everybody who was there, nobody remembers. Yeah.

Can't talk about it. Yeah, it is so funny how like we nobody will, I've talked about this before on the podcast, but nobody's going to protest the Epstein thing. Like, it's like, can we like stick on one thing for a second? You know what I'm like? Oh, I've seen things should be the most talked about thing ever. It should. It should still be the most talked about it happened three years ago. How are we not like impeached de Blasio?

Because he fucking, he literally was the mayor. Like you're not going to, are we not? Are we not? Which big, yeah, okay, it's fun. It's like, no, fuck you, dude. It's like, you literally don't, too much shit happens. Too much shit happens. Yeah, it's like, do you think that really just happened? And he's like, I had no idea what happened in my police station.

It's like, then you're fucking retarded and you shouldn't be the mayor if you don't know that people are getting murked in the jail cell. Yeah. So either you're a piece of shit or maybe his arm is getting twisted down. All the shit way. Yeah, 100%. Definitely. They're like, we're going to fucking kill you if you don't... Yeah, he's like, yeah, kill that pedophile.

Yeah, that's a good point. It's crazy, it's honestly crazy It's not talked about. Like, what is happening with Galane? I don't know. She's bitching that. She's not getting treated fairly in her cell or some shit like that.

Yeah. She's like, they only give me like one kid a week. I don't know. I'm fucking starving in there. And this is the shit too. It's like, when she goes to court, it won't be on TV. They'll just have these sketch drawings of her.

Those are so funny. Why do they do that? Why don't they just take a picture? Why don't they just put fucking court on TV for Christ sakes? Why are we still getting... Why can't I watch? It's like, no, not in federal court. All right?

So, Whitey Bulger's the second most wanted person, other than Osama bin Laden for a good chunk of his life. But when he's in court, we have to read transcripts. We can't have HD cameras here? What the fuck is this? Yeah, that's a good point. And the photos are so bad. They're hilarious.

They're like a little like... They're not even good artists. They're like a little like drawings. Yeah. Tom Brady won. Another thing, too, people forget Tom Brady won in court during the NFL thing. But fucking his drawing. drawing was the worst thing of all time.

Aaron Hernandez was live. Yeah, because it wasn't a federal thing. Tom Brady went in front of the Supreme Court. That's crazy. Yeah, I think that just, yeah, I have no idea what's going to happen, but there's no anything like, I mean, it's crazy. We have a key suspect. Like, she's such, so important to like this whole thing.

Why can you just come out and ask her questions? Yeah. I saw the R. Kelly one was funny than drawing pictures of him because it's like, I don't know, it's just funny to see a drawing. Child's handsome one was good, too. We're like, he clearly has a swastika tattoo on his head. Does he? Yeah, but they don't put it on.

That's that you on his head? Yeah. Like literally right in between his eyebrows. Damn, that guy's pretty fucked up, huh? Charles Manson. I didn't know that. You were thinking of Marilyn Manson. No, I don't know much about things.

So I don't know. You don't know that if you Charles Manson and Marilyn Manson? Not really. So Marilyn Manson's a singer who took the name. Yeah, he's getting told for like great. He was at the Kanye show the other night. Yeah, yeah. He's at the Kanye thing just bobbing his head.

It's so funny too because like he's so anti-religious and then Kanye's album is like somewhat religious. Yeah, so it's funny to let's see Maryland. Charles Manson is the murderer guy. Yes. I thought he just, like, murdered people. I don't know he's like a white nationalist. Charles Manson never murdered anybody.

Charles Manson never murdered. But he was like the cold leader. He brainwashed people to murder. Well, that's what... But he also, it's M.K. Ultra. I think 100%. He got brainwashed by the CIA with LSD experiments. Really?

Yeah, it's like almost documented. Once upon a time in Hollywood, but that's what it's about, right? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. But he, a lot of people in jail convert to, like, white supremacy because, like, they literally will get killed. So it's like... Why?

Because you have to be in a gang. Like, prison prison? it's like you have to be in a game to survive. So it's like honestly, like there are people that are like, I think they let in some Jewish people into like the neo-Nazis. If I was in prison, they're like, you have to pick. I'm like, black guys.

Yeah, they're way cool. They're not going to pick you. They're not going to pick you. But that was the thing. I saw a guy this morning. He actually had Nazi tattoos. He had the SS and then he had the skull. Where was this?

That's so funny that Nazi Germany, they're put on skulls. Like, you know, they have the skull. They're like, yeah, we're, it was this. Just on the train. Really? But I've also heard the SS can mean two things. It can mean sharpshooter or it can mean like SS Nazis. But he also had the skull.

Like there's a Nazi skull that's like very much a Nazi skull. But that's the funny thing is being in Nazi Germany. They're putting skulls in their heads. They're like, yeah, we're probably the good guy. Like, how do you not realize you're like, we're probably the bad guys? We've skull and crossbones on our hats. Yeah. But the tattoo thing's weird because like I was looking at up today.

I didn't fully understand because you know the SS, it looks like, right? It's like a lightning boltish? Yeah, yeah, yeah. The guy had those, which I'm like 95% sure are those. And then he had the skull that's like, there's a specific skull that's like the one they had on their caps. I just saw him on the stuff I mean maybe he was a white spurn I don't know also if you are let's say

a sharpshooter and they're like are you needed thinking to get a tattoo maybe don't yeah that's like that's like the skinhead movement so funny because like the skinhead movement is neo-nazies but it's also like progressive liberal people that are like no we're the different skinheads like who's gonna believe you

that you're you're dressing like just like yeah but it's yeah that's it's weird but like I don't know that's one of those things that like I do I mean I'm not I'm a white guy that was Ray of Christian so it doesn't matter my opinion Boo. Fuck you.

But it's like, I do think if you joined it in jail and then you're like, I've changed my life, I've like found religion and all this stuff. And I'm like, okay, like you can get it removed. I mean, I'll forgive you, but I'm not Jewish. So I guess it's different. But I saw one post, the guy was like, oh, he was like a white supremacist in jail

and he was getting it like crossed out or whatever because he's like, I want to start a new life. I've seen, yeah, I've seen those tattoos. I've seen the window tattoo. Yeah, yeah, they do a window. What's a window? It was like, this guy clearly had a swastika. It was a guy I used to work with.

He worked in a kitchen and it was like right on his shoulder. And then it was just, but instead of the swastika, it just looked like four little squares in one square. Oh, yeah. I was like, what the fuck? And one of the guys said, yeah, you know what that? He's like, I don't know what to me.

He's like, he's in jail and he got it covered up. He got got to cover it up. Yeah, yeah. But as well as things, I saw some post about something like that. And this girl's like, he's never forgiven. I'm like, all right. I mean, I guess it's shitty. I mean, it's a horrible thing.

Well, there is certain. I mean, people, like, it's funny. I'm not like whatever he was white supremacist, but I'm saying like, I do think there are situations where people can completely change their mind and like you should want people to get bit. You know what I'm saying?

I'm not like who cares if he hate crimes. I totally agree with you. I'm just saying like, it's funny because like nowadays people are like this person should never be forgiven. Like some people will say that about like Louis C.K. But then also some people will take like a prisoner

who maybe did shit like that and then come out and be like, well he changed. Like you know what? There's so many different weird. Freeed from jail or fucking all this other shit. You know what I mean? Well, it's also funny because it's like, okay, do you want that guy

to just be a Nazi forever now? Is that what you... Yeah. So you should be happy that he doesn't want to be a Nazi anymore.

Yeah. I get that you're not going to be like, oh, he's an incredible person. You can still be like, he was a huge piece of shit. Like, I'm skeptical. Yeah, I'm not going to hire him,

but... Do you really like black people? I don't know. Yeah. So... Yeah. That'd be interesting that they did a cover up

into a star of David. Yeah. That'd be some complex art. Next level thinking. What if it's the fucking coexist sign but with the fucking... A cross burning. just like on this time.

Coexists. That's what he turns a tattoo into. He's like co-exist, even with me. Yeah. White people should all coexist. Yeah. That's funny. That's, yeah, I don't know.

I think it's just like, the whole group mentality, it's just like so, it's the same stuff when people get excited about certain things. We're like from this part of town. I'm like, who gives, you know what I mean? It's so crazy to get in that, like, tribal mentality like that. Oh, yeah. It happens on the other side of things. too. It happens on the progressive sides of it too where you get like the

like the, what's it called like the black Israelis. A lot of those people are basically just black supremacists that like think like I talked to like, aren't they just racist as fuck? Yeah, a lot, not all. Like there are some people that are like, oh, we just think that we're the real black people. But some of them are like, oh yeah, Asian people are fucking I don't even really get the real black, the whole black

Israelid thing. I don't really know what it is. It's like they think. I'm pretty dumb, ignorant guy. I don't know much stuff. Yeah. Who gives a shit? You know, who gives a shit of the offense of like, if they're racist and spewing a bunch of shit, it's like, yeah, listen to them, but it's Like the same way you don't really listen to white supremat, whatever the fuck is. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It was some psychos. I'm like, I get that you were, like, enslaved, and I get that you would not love white people. But also, I'm not going to agree with your concept. Dude, there was a guy on Venice Beach last week. I'm on Venice Beach walking, and this guy's screaming. He's like, you fucking white piece of shit. Spanish came old. He's talking about shit from the 1600s.

And I'm like, dude. Historically, he's got like a globe. What the fuck are you talking about? I'm like, I apologize to Chris Columbus. I'm 100%. I'm like, I'm fucking Irish, dude. I'm like, what the fuck do I have to do with this entire thing? thing.

My ancestors were banging each other. Yeah. We're having good old-fashioned Christian incest. None of that. As the Lord intended. Yeah. That's why we got rid of retardation. Yeah.

Well, that's like the amount of that's in the UK is crazy. It's like, you're not an inbreeding. And the incest? Yeah, it's like crazy. Is it really? Like the royal family especially, it's like all in. Yo, incest must be way more popular than people think because of like the stepmom, stepbrose, cis porn.

I don't think it's that. Does that count as stepmom if that? Does that count as incest Does you fuck a stepmom or stepbrother? If you had a dad who had a wife And it was your stepmom Would you fuck her? No

That's weird Principally no But I don't think that's insest It's not incest But it's fucking weird Yeah, okay But you're just saying that Because you haven't done it

No I have Okay And I hate you myself Yeah but it's also weird to fuck Like say your friend's girlfriend A friend's fucking boy No but that's tight That's cool

What's the difference Yeah well I think it's I think the incest thing is such a big fetish First of all, I don't agree with the step step. Why is that a fetish? I just watch Guy fuck's mom that I don't care. Not really, but like actors, because I'm like, okay, the step is just a step towards you admitting you like it says.

Like, I think it's, the first thing you're told is you're not supposed to fuck people you're related to. So that's why immediately it's the biggest fetish because that's the first thing you're taught about sex. No, but it's not, though. I don't, I don't. I was told that immediately. I told you don't have sex people you're related to. So I think in your mind. Wow, how much of a problem was it in the good family?

Let's address this while Michael's still young. Don't fuck your family. Mike, do not do that. I know what, don't fuck your family. We all want to fuck your sister. We know she's hot. I don't think anyone's ever told me I shouldn't fuck my family.

No, it's just instinctual. I'm gonna say it right now. Michael. I'm gonna say that right to fuck now. No one's ever said that too. Me neither. No one's. They just know.

Yeah, no one's ever said for me. Not fucking no, no way. That's weird to think about it. Yeah, I was told by multiple family members not to fuck family members. It's against the rules. God, that must have been a problem. Show up to dinner on time

and you don't have. have sex with your cousins. That's what it. Yeah, dude. No, yeah. I just don't get the whole. Like, I kind of get it because it's like,

oh, we're home together. Isn't that? Like, if it was step, bro and step sis porn, might as well just be like, oh, we're left alone together. Yeah, yeah. So that's hot.

It's not, there's no, like, hotness because it's like, oh, your dad and my mom are fucking. But step mom is that forbiddenness. It's like that she's supposed to be, you're supposed to trust her and she's going to fuck you.

Step mom and also, like, friends mom is the same. same shit to me. It's just like an older person or you're supposed to trust as a woman. I disagree. My dad's not fucking my friend's mom. My dad's not fucking. My dad only dates Yeah, so you want the tip of your penis to drag out all the cums because that's what it's for. Yeah, that is true. That's just what for. No, no, I'm not

into that. Your dad's come. I'm into, the dad has to have died. That's the one I watch. The dad has to, it's just 9-11 stepmom porn. Exactly. Okay. Basically Pete Davidson banging his mom. Like, my dad's totally dead. And then the mom's like, yeah, that sucks. And then, yeah, That's what it is. Pete Davidson's still doing stand-up.

Yeah. Yeah. I think he's funny. I fucking love his shit. I like Pete Dave. I love him as a person. His stand-up's okay, I think. I mean, it's way.

No, I just think he's a cool guy, like a cool. He doesn't think you're cool. He thinks you're a fucking bitch. Do you say something? Yeah. He's like, dude, this kid's claiming 9-11. He lived in fucking New Jersey. I probably, I guarantee I lived closer to the Twin Towers than he didn't stand out.

That's actually very true. Yeah. You could see it. So do you actually think you survive? Dude, I was first grade. You don't even remember it. What the fuck are you talking about? We got to play on the street all day, and my mom was crying.

Do you remember looking at the buildings? Yeah, on TV. Oh, okay. All right. Yeah. When, seven years later? When I was in high school. What the fuck is this right now?

This has been my favorite episode. Absolutely. Do you really? I feel like you say that every time. Are you a 9-11 victim, T.J. Francis? Yeah, dude. The smoke was horrible. I was coughing a lot, dude.

We were playing football, and I could bring. You missed school. You got to play football with your friends. No, it was actually one of the best days. You know how people are like the pandemic was like, oh, it was the worst thing ever. I was like, it was great. Yeah, pandemic was awesome. It was fucking awesome.

And then your mom was crying and you banged her. No, I was, I was banging my dad's girlfriend. What city in New Jersey? Morristown. Where is that? Is that near here? It's pretty close. It's probably like a 30 minute, 45 minute drive from here.

Yeah. Morristown, yeah. Yeah. But from my high school, you could see the Twin Towers. I wasn't in high school at the time. But, you know, people were talking. If I was in high school at the time. If you were in high school in fucking Hawaii, 75 years ago,

you would have experienced Pearl Harbor, too. That's my favorite. You get it now. Wait, that's my favorite, all of the celebrities that were like, I was supposed to be on that flight? I was like, okay, so was it just a flight full of celebrity? What about Mark Wahlberg? He's like, it wouldn't have went down if I was on that flight that day.

But it was like, there was like four celebrities that were supposed to be on the 9-11 flight. Like, that didn't happen. There's no way. One of you wasn't supposed to be. There's no way. It's like, oh, Seth McFarland, Michael Jackson, everybody's just there.

Dude, when I was in high school freshman year, you could look out and you could see the towers, and there was, like, a plane flying, like, obviously just going to, like, LaGuardia or something. And I just said, I remember it was, like, freshman home room, and I was like, oh, watch out building, and I got in so much trouble. That's a good one.

They're like, Peter's dad died in 9-11, so you can't be making those. You know, it's funny, it was a home room, so it was ran by, like, a senior, not a teacher, and the senior was like, dude, not funny. Go down to the Dean of Men. It's like I'm in trouble What a pussy

Why don't they let you make fun in school Dude? It makes no fucking sense That's that does make sense Because you can They want you to socialize They want you to be friends But like every time you do something That's funny

You get punished for Oh yeah A bunch of cunts Yeah Especially cat I went to all boy Catholic school So You guys got really punished

Yeah yeah We had to blow the dean Yeah And what? So what do you tell them I made a joke about the tallas Yeah And the guy was like

It was pretty tight I think you guys just blew A guy named Dean Yeah Dean the dean Yeah Yeah, yeah, that is true. Like, I remember I got, I got in elementary school,

I got in trouble because, okay, to be fair, I should have gotten in trouble with this. But I said, some girl broke me up with my, like, third-grade girlfriend. And I was like, she sucks. Like, somebody should shove a gun up her ass and shoot it. You said, in third grade? Yeah, I said somebody, I think I said, I wish I could shove a gun up her ass and shoot it. Now, I was saying it like an expression. I'm not a violent person.

That's an expression? In my mind, I was like, in Florida? Yeah, I was like, yeah, shove a gun up my sister's ass. Yeah. It's young creativity. Thank you. Thank you. They brought me into the office and it was so funny because I was like, no, no, no, no, no. I said, but.

I was like, I said I showed up. I was like, I didn't say ass. And like, I did not get the point of what was going. I was like, I did not say ass. I promised you I said, but, no, that's not the point. That would be funny if the teacher was just like, oh. Oh, he said butt. Wait to talk to us.

Quino? Yeah, we're good. If you did say, yeah, I do want a shooter. She broke up with me. I'm 10 years old and I'm hot broken. What are they supposed to? to do. Well, they probably won't let you into the elementary school because they'll be like he's going to shoot up the elementary school.

What do you think the youngest school? Yeah, they think that's a thing. I know a kid that got kicked out because he brought a bullet to school. Even like without a gun, he brought like his dad's bullet. Just threw it. Someone did that at my school too. We didn't know who it was, but they found like bullets in the bathroom. Yeah, yeah, it's a little sketch. I think because school shooting is like, yeah, a third grader can easily shoot up at

his school. Well, I was just going to ask who who's the youngest school shooter? Yeah, dude, when I was a kid, I knew how to work guns. I could have technically done it. Yeah. when why hasn't any why has it what's going on listen no no no we're giving third grade is way too much fucking credit right now they're not strong enough

or have the mind there's not going to be a 10 year old school shooting they're totally good what is the youngest school shooter you think in history pull it up who's the fuck who's the fredi adieu of school shoot I don't know Freddy adieu but it was funny because I remember I just had to write like Bible versus stuff I will not stick a gun on my girlfriend's ass only my penis I will let's my girlfriend it was like her friend broke us up and I was like this bitch she deserves to get shot

I'm looking it up right now third grade that was your thought because I would have been like oh thank God what would you mean if some like broke up in third grade I would have to do that oh dude I was like trying to get handhelds I was an aggressive kid handhound hold hands oh holding handheld that sounds weird

I was like what are you trying to get a Palm Pilot yeah in the year 2000 a six year old killed another first grader damn dude imagine but it was only one though it's still a school shooting, but I consider a school shooting's, you know, multiple. Well, that's the thing is, like, technically a bullet hitting a campus of school shooting. I read, like, some of the statistics behind that, it's crazy. It was like, some guy shot himself in the parking lot of a high school, and that's a school shooting.

That's bullshit. Yeah, I agree. And there was like an officer's gun went off, killed nobody school shooting. That's bullshit. Yeah. Because everybody's like, there's been 495,000 school shootings. Yeah, but only three of them have mattered. I mean, still too many.

Only three of them have mattered. That's one thing that was definitely, that was definitely cut off during the question. That definitely like almost went out of business during quarantined. Yeah, well, I've said this on nine episodes of the podcast. It's, we're backlogged. There's been a bunch of shootings since things opened up. It's like, people have gone crazy. There's going to be, dude, the next, when things open up, like, keep opening up,

there's going to be more. Yeah, but then also like, school starts what next week? People, you say that, but then people, like, people who are like, somebody made the show, so this isn't me, but people who are going to shoot something weren't like, well, I don't want to get sick. Oh, yeah. But there weren't crowds of people in one place. Yeah.

Because everything was outdoors. You don't want to go to the bar when there's only four girls. You don't want to go there on a Friday night when it's fucking jammed with brutes. You're right. Yeah. But it would be funny, like a hypochondriac shooter. Yeah, you want to kill a ton of people, but like... Not right now.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. We should let them do press conferences after like Al-Qaeda, and they're just like, a Taliban. They're just like, yeah, you know, they go through their plot and how they executed it. First of all, I just want to thank God. If it wasn't for him, there wouldn't be that many people running around the bar. as far as far as going into the school you know pretty easy honestly

you know I felt really good with my preparation I had all my ammunition and magazines ready to go executed as planned I want to thank Stephen what's the guy's from Vegas O'Patic or whatever I was in Vegas that night too I was in Vegas that night

God watch you fucking day out I wasn't at that concert but I was done you do both these tasks you know there's like storm chasers are you like terrorist chasers I was just there That's my favorite that video of Dan Bill Zarian in Vegas. He's like, oh, I was running back to get my guns.

Like, there's no way. There's no way you show up with a gun. You don't get shot by the cops immediately. They're like, oh, wait, it's Dan Bolzarian. It's Dan Bolzarian. Nope. What ever happened? What ever happened?

He's probably rape charges, I would guess. No, he's still doing what he's doing. My girlfriend's been to his mansion. Didn't fuck him, though. I hope no. Get out of here. He had a party there. Like, she said he didn't even show up.

Yeah, I knew a couple girls that hung out with him to. Yeah. He's the new playboy mansion. He's Hugh Heffner. Yeah, but he's not cool now like he was. No, he's a dork, but he is cool. Yeah. Is he still doing cool shit?

He's just, he's a loser, but he's cool. That makes sense. Yeah. But as well, he had a party. She didn't even see, I don't even think she saw him at the parties. One of them was like, he had like, 300 people at his house. Did you ask her straight up? You're like, would you have fucked him?

No, I'm freaked out. Yeah, obviously. She's like, I barely even saw it. No, I wouldn't have fought. He wasn't there. Yeah, I couldn't even find him. I looked all through that house. I tried real hard.

But I do know a friend of what, some guy in my fraternity, Dave, Dea Balsarian did a live stream, and his ex was in bed with it. Like, there was three girls, I'm like, you, that fucking sucks. Statistically, I mean, if you're a girl, if you've had an ex-girlfriend, like, he probably fucked. That guy must have, like, 50,000. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, probably, yeah, yeah. What if he's gay? It's all a beard.

Yeah, who the fuck knows how someone like that, like, you know what I mean? Like, he just seems like an Instagram character. That, I agree with that. I heard him on a couple podcasts. I know he plays Cods and shit like that, but it's like, other than that, I don't know. I kind of agree. I don't think he doesn't talk like a guy that loves pussy. There are certain guys that are like, ah, I love put.

You know what I mean? And there are certain guys that are like, yeah, I'm into cards and I'm like, you know, you're kind of a nerd that works out a lot. You know what I mean? Like, there are guys that work out and get pussy, but there's also those guys that are like, you know what I mean, there's like a difference. I don't know. Yeah, he's not a pussy.

What I'm saying is Dan Bill Zarian gets less pussy than me. And that's the episode. All right. All right. Yeah. Anything you guys want to promote? Yeah, I do. I'm on Amazon Live every single Friday from 10 o'clock. Oh, that is hilarious.

Thank you very much. I'm going to be at in a second day. I just don't know which day of the week yet. And follow me on Instagram at It's Ryan O'Toole. There's a fucking it's in front of an ITS Ryan O'Toole with an E at the end, motherfucker. T.E.J. Francis on Instagram. All right. Thank you.