Morning Good - Are You Casey Anthony? - Episode 64

Episode Date: February 20, 2022

Thanks to O-Town's best for joining the show for this episode. Make sure to give both Jake and Joe a follow on social media and check them out for any shows they have in Orlando and on the road.You can follow Jake Ricca on IG @jakericca and Joe Censabella as well @realgrandmasboy. Their podcast Cup of Jokes is also out on all your favorite podcast streaming services.As always, find Michael Good on Instagram @michael_good1125 and on Twitter @agoodmichaelThis podcast was produced by Paxton Fleming, you can find him on Instagram @yaboypax 

Thanks for the F-Shack. I love dirty mic and the boys. Hey, are you dirty mic and the boys? How you know who we are? What's this? They called the podcast? Morning good. I love that.

Yeah, it's me with the boner on the front. Welcome to morning. Check. Yeah, it's going. Yeah, sounds great. It's already recording? Yeah. You pushed it twice?

No, don't stop. Don't stop. Oh. Yeah, it's reporting. They're going to edit it. You edit this? No, no, no, we're leaving it. I'm so lazy with it.

Yeah, yeah, all right. Oh, shit, okay. We're here with Jake Rika and Joe Sensible. Rika or Rika? Rika. Rika. It's spelled like Rika, though. You're not wrong for...

I've been saying it wrong for so long. It's fun. I don't get it. Because it literally is read R-I-C-C-A. It should be R-C-A. Yeah, it's also like not often do you... I mean, in comedy you hear it a lot, but I feel like not often do you hear people's last name.

They're not... Like, if I'm friends with somebody, they're not... Unless we're like at the bank, I'll never hear their last name in conversation, really. True. Is it good? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

G-O-O-D. Yeah. I'm kidding. Oh, I didn't know if you knew that. But it's also like you want to introduce yourself as I'm Michael Goode. You know, that's weird to introduce your full name to like a stranger. So like you don't. James Bond.

Yeah. Yeah. James Bond and Forrest Gump are like the only two people who do that, yeah. And Forrest Gump's retarded. He is. He is. He is. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, that was the thing, yeah. Okay, I didn't know if you guys knew that. Yeah, I didn't catch that, but that's... I had no idea. Yeah. I knew something was slowing him down. I couldn't figure out what it was.

John, I know. And did you hear it? Yeah, we sound good. Yeah, we sound good. You want headphones, dude? Nah, I'm good. I need headphones every podcast I'm on. Really?

Yeah. It's not about I got to hear myself and how retarded I am. You know what I mean? Yeah. In my ear. Yeah. He said we could say whatever. No, you could say that.

He's like, oh, whatever. Dude, RR's coming. Yeah. It's just like aggressive. Well, we'll get on the subject soon. Yeah, we'll get there. It's so funny, though, because my podcast, it's like, retired people, it's been like a, like, they're like the weeds.

Like, I always end up getting into that every episode. Not every episode, but no matter who the guests are, for some ways, in like 30 minutes in, we end up just talking about it. And I don't know why. That's fair. Yeah. I don't know. Because some of them know that they have Down syndrome and then some of them don't.

So you feel, you feel awful. I never thought about that. Yeah, this is. Well, no, you feel awful for him. Like, you see, like, I don't know. I mean, maybe it's me being a dick, but I see a person in a wheelchair who's like really like has down. They don't know. I'm like, damn, I just got to be grateful for what you have, man.

Because people will have it worse than you. Yeah, yeah, absolutely. So I, you probably thought I was going a totally different direction. Do you think, no, do you think people with Down syndrome have to be in wheelchairs, Joe? No, but. I'm just making sure. No, I'm just saying some that are really. I didn't know.

He's like, blown the way. He's like, I have to sit down. Like, I'm sure. There's some of what it means. Sit down syndrome. There's some that have, you know, like, you know, that are paralyzed to who can't walk. And then there's, like, a kid went to my high school. He knew.

Normally they're like physical specimen. Normally very athletic. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. There's this dude, Steve, that went to my high school and he knew he was, you know, had Down syndrome. He was cool as fuck.

Yeah. I treat in the same way. I treat like newer comics who were, you know, special. I'm just thinking about the first time I met Joe. What was, yeah? You gave me like gushers and crayons. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, dude. one of the things, this is going to be regrettable that I'm saying this, but one thing I like to do, do you know those face swapping apps? Yeah. I'll just be honest.

I will put my girlfriend in porn. Not POV. Oh, yes. But I'll do POV, but apparently a lot of people know about this app and use it for that exact same purpose, which I didn't know. Okay. But wait, what? Yeah, you could face swap. I would show you, but I don't want to show you my girlfriend.

No, that's fair. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But, yeah, no, it relates to what we're talking about because I got really high one time and I would do face. swaps of me and then somebody with Down syndrome just to see what I would look like. Which is definitely like a bad thing to do, but it's just like it's what's the app? It's called a face magic. Face magic. Yeah. Sounds like something like the app's called I'm a good boyfriend because I put my girlfriend on porn.

Yeah. That's funny. Is your girlfriend white, black, Spanish? She's white. White. You put her on like a black chick. Yeah. I'm curious. No, that actually doesn't work because I knew I knew this one white guy who acts black. So I was like gonna jokingly put him on the face of somebody talking about what it's like to be an African American. Because he's just like a white, you know what I mean? Just like some white guy.

I was like this is funny to do this. But then it just doesn't, that doesn't match up for some reason. It's very bizarre that that. But the Down syndrome thing works like you look like just you. But then with that. It's shocking how real it is. Yeah. People are like, you don't look that different.

I'm like, God damn. The guy looks like Sammy Sosa probably. Yeah, yeah. It's a weird. Oh, the mix. Yeah, yeah. He was black and he went to white. And it was just weird.

So it's not just literally just like. like face off. It's literally like it merges. Yeah, yeah, it merges. Yeah. So like a deep fake. It's like a deep fake. Yes. Yeah. It works really well. But the hard part with the porn is like if they don't look that much like it's weird. Like it has to nail. You have to spend hours on it. Like it's been such a project. And you're just going through it. It also it has to be P of E or else I'm getting cucked. So it's like I have to find ones that are like. Yeah. Because I don't want to watch it. And then I'm like oh, now it looks like my girlfriend's having sex and somebody else. That's bizarre. That's funny. That's funny. How long you've been? Deepfakes are no joke, dude. Dude, they look so legit. You're like, this is wild. You could find any celebrity having sex because of deep fakes. It's nuts.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I watch Selena Gomez get fucked all the time. Would they have Alina Gomez? Oh, they put her face on a girl. Yeah. Yeah, I was a girl with Jason Bieber. It felt off.

Yeah. One of you said it wrong. You said Alina Gomez. No, Selena. I heard Alina. I heard. You said something wrong. No, I said Selena.

Okay, sure. You type in Selena Gomez gets fucked and it's like her, with her face. And it's just, oh, oh, nice, dude. Yeah, that's crazy. It's hot. But it's also like you can kind of, everybody thought that technology

would be used in a bad way, but hasn't yet happened. Unless, low-key, what if we find out just Trump has only showed his face like once in public and all of those were just deep fakes? Like, you'd have no idea.

You could really easily do stuff. What do you think the worst thing is that technology has done or created? I think the alienation is between, like, people not spending as much time in person. Because I think, I think like, there's Reddit forms and the people that go,

I think a lot of people got radicalized over like COVID because they were just like in their house just like all right I'm just gonna go on these weird online forums Like I have a friend who's like really into 8chan And you talk to him and you're like what's that? It's like well that you know what 4chan is no It's like reddit but it's like more right wing But he's into 8chan which like the crazier version of that

Further step yeah yeah But it's so funny because I remember talked to him one day He's like yeah I think I'm gonna get into 8chan I'm like you need to socialize you know what I mean And then he starts having these conversations with you I'm like, did you read this on fucking A-chan? He's like, yeah, it's like a real article. I'm like, it was on a weird, you know what I mean?

Because like you're just in the same community of people who think that certain way. What's like, what's like, I've heard like the dark web. What is that? Oh, I know a lot about that. That's still a thing, right? Yes and no. So when I was in- I was in high school, I would think.

I'm sorry, go. No, no. When I was in high school, that was a big thing because there's a thing called the Silk Road. That's where kids would buy drugs from. It's where you hear the Bitcoin stories of like, I bought pizza for 30 Bitcoin. Yeah. Used to buy drugs with Bitcoin. Yeah, my buddy cashed out his Bitcoin one time and just had DMT

Because it was like it was one of those things where you have to But you could do crazy shit like I remember somebody showed me what Silk Road look like Like you could there's all kinds of services like you could literally get somebody murdered on the Silk Road Yeah, it was like a hitman thing right? Yeah Oh that's fucking awesome Yeah that's wild you're like yeah that's pretty cool nice dude You buy drugs fucking get people killed your prostitutes But they had the best reviews because it was like actually more safe to buy drugs from a stranger on the internet than a person

Because like you would get kids if you had bad drugs you get bad review. For a company that hires like murderers, it's kind of funny that they were like wild the vetting process. They'd be like, yeah, you can pay to kill somebody but if your Coke has like a little bit of this in it, you're a piece of shit and you're off the site.

They're professional. It's like John Wick. You know what I mean? When they go to that hotel, everyone's professional and then they leave and they're murdering everybody. Yeah, yeah. Professional and they're wearing suits. Yeah.

That's what it was like. I remember like, yeah, people would just get shit in the mail. And yeah, everybody's like, this is the best drugs because it's from somebody online. It looks almost like eBay kind of too. And then the new one took over called Agora, but apparently it's just not a thing anymore. I don't know why.

Oh, shit. I think there's like a site for pedophiles. It's probably the worst. What? Yeah. My buddy's somebody's like, yeah, there's like an underground site for pedophiles where you can go on it.

That makes sense. I mean, there's lots of them. But I believe, yeah, I believe it. Do you think it's like Facebook where they have like walls and they're just like posting it? Hey, I'm Glenn. Was it Wayfair? You remember that shit?

Yeah. Dude, I believe that. That was freaks. That wasn't like a conspiracy, but every day. They matched it up where like it made spike perfect sense. Yeah, it was like too much of a coincidence Yeah, that was weird My favorite was there was a girl that day

Who did slam poetry? I went to that, like when it came out Was that one place, it's the jerk chicken place That has like all the jamming jamming Jamming, yeah And this woman's like kids in boxes getting stole It was just funny to hear slam poetry about like The Wayfar

Big Wow, dude was nuts Yeah Do you remember? Do you remember? Yeah, I'm like they were literally like A missing person And they would name like this piece of furniture

And it's like 10,000 for something that's a couple hundred and it's the kid's name yeah like you're branded and you're like that's weird the furniture's called brand did they do anything about that or they were just like oh sorry errs swept under the rug bro yeah i think it may have been like i think it's like as far as public view it's considered not a legitimate theory but as i said like anything you know what i mean but like the consensus was oh this isn't legitimate trafficking ring and the people just moved on but like i haven't looked up anything so it could totally be I have no idea.

You don't hear about that shit. I was just, I just remember, well, of course I was watching YouTube videos that were like, this is this and this.

So they're only thinking that way. So that's how I think now. Oh, yeah. You know, so maybe if I researched the,

I didn't watch anything to try to like disprove it. Right. I was watching everything that was trying to prove it. And I was like, this fucking compelling shit. Yeah.

Well, I'll never look up. Like, I'll try to see both sides of anything. And I'll be like, let me look at the other side. I'll spend two minutes

on the side I don't agree with. I like my better. Dude, I thought Paul McCartney died and like there was a false Paul because I watched a mockumentary. Oh, but you didn't realize

there was a mockumentary. No, I realized it, but I was like, this could be real. Yeah. I'm like, fuck,

I'm very easily manipulated. Oh, dude, I'm the same. Well, the worst is like, have you guys ever taken Adderall? Yeah. If you take that

and get into conspiracy, you go crazy. It's like, I would in college, like, I would take Adderall to study for exams and then I'd just go down these Epstein loops.

I've talked about as a bunch of the podcast, But I like was like four years early to Epstein And I remember I was ranting about it I was like guys he's got an island and they're fucking kids And everybody's like I gotta study for geometry They're like I don't give a shit But I was just

Oh so you knew before Yeah but also like it's interesting because then like People talk about how Alex Jones Had like an Adderall problem And I'm like that makes perfect sense Because you get so like You're so like I don't know how describe it But like you're over stimulated

And you're like you're digging into You're seeing things It's almost like psychosis at a smaller level Because you're seeing like connections That aren't really there And that's why he was able to rattle off shit so much because he was starting it like Adderall. That makes complete sense.

Isn't Adderall just like speed, right? Yeah, yeah. It is a little difference because like if you're smoking like street crystal meth, everybody's like it's the same thing. Like it is a little different because you're smoking like something that was made in some guy's bathtub. Yeah, yeah. And then you're also like ingesting way more than taking like a small pill of Adderall. But at the end of the day it's chemically similar. Yeah.

It's infatamines, but this is like take this recommended amount so you can be productive. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So meth is like, is that enough? Too much. Oh my God! My teeth feel weird

Yeah, yeah You've done a lot of drugs in your life I yelled Oh, you're good Yeah, no, yeah, I did a lot I like, What's the craziest thing you've ever done, drugs? I mean, probably like,

it depends what you call, because people consider ketamine crazy, but I think it's like more, it's not as bad as people say. Bass salts is probably the worst thing I've done Because like, Why'd you do that? So if you get Molly

and you don't test it, the odds of you getting bas salts are very high. So like, bas salts are an umbrella term. There's like a bunch of different kinds of them. So some of them are chemicals that are like just very similar to Molly. Yeah. But some of them are way more like math. Fuck.

So like I remember we saw a at Bonner, this is my favorite story. I've told this bunch of times, but I hop in this guy. This guy hops in my car in high school. And it was like summer going into college. And the guy has face tats. And I was like, this is fucking sketchy. But I test the drugs in front of him. I was like, yeah, this is bath salts.

He goes, yeah, I could have told you that. He goes, what are you not going to buy? Did I drive out of here for nothing? And we're like, you know what? We'll take bat. That's our second option. We'll take bath salts. Yeah.

So we took it and I remember we went to go see Dead Mous and it was too speedy. Like it was definitely like the more meth-y kind. But I remember my buddy, we get to like front row. My buddy just goes, yeah, I'm freaking out, man. I can't do this. And he just walks out. But it's, what is? Why does that get mixed up with Mali?

Do they just look alike? So Mali, meth and basalts are all very similar. They look alike and it's like chemically there's like not like a ginormous difference. Like MDMA, there's like methamphetamine in it. Like it's like very, I mean it's amphetamine. Like that there's some comparison there. But yeah, the effects are very, like people who take a pill with meth in it, they literally are just like, oh yeah, I did Molly.

And then, wow. But my favorite is I tested it one time. And this woman, she's like, she's bragging so much. She's like, this shit's so pure, it's straight from Atlanta. I was like, why is that a fucking drugs? So I'm going to like take it. Is that where it's all made in Atlanta? It's made in a bathtub.

It doesn't matter what city you're in. No, they got the best Walmarts out there. Yeah. You can buy the chemicals at. Yeah. Dude, do you remember, like, the dude who did bath salts in Miami and ate the dude's face? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, how bad of a baths trip was that?

Well, I think that's like, that happens if somebody has, like, schizophrenia and then they take baths up. You know what I mean? Like, I think it's like, I'm sure that guy wasn't just like, let me try, and then went crazy. You don't just take a drug and then you're gone, you know? Like, there has to be some, yeah, but there's something wrong with you. There has to be an underlying issue to make you lose your mind. Yeah. I mean, like, you could, if you're tripping and not knowing it, it could fuck you up.

Yeah. You know, but like, odds of you, like, my life was perfect until I did this drug once. Like, that's not going to happen. I used to have a joke with that. Yeah, because everybody was, it's always the same story. They're always like, he was a totally normal guy. And then he took 10 tabs of acid. I'm like, what normal guy is taking 10?

Like, that's a lot of, you know what I mean? It's like, yeah. And it's always like somebody who consistently does it. I'm like, yeah, if you do acid for months in a row, then yeah, you're probably, it's not good for your mental health. But also going into that. You know what I mean? Like, they say the same thing about Angel Dust. They say, like, a lot of people that do angel dust, you're in a pretty shitty part of your life if you're doing PCP.

Yeah, what is Angelus PCP? Yeah, yeah. Say what you don't feel, I'm guessing? Yeah, well, it's, apparently it's similar to ketamine, but it's like way, it has a crazy reputation. But that's the thing, it's like, now you're getting a hard pie chart because the pie chart of people who will smoke PCP are out of their fucking minds already. I did it once. You did PCP? Yeah, but it was my, it was laced in it.

Holy shit. I think I've always heard that story, but I've never met somebody who's it. How did it? Man. I don't even, I get like the chills talking about it, dude. Like, so me and my brother smoked it, and I was like, I remember the date. Like, it was December 15th, 2015, and we smoked that shit. And I just remember blacking out.

And I thought it was dead for seven minutes. Holy shit. Like, you're like, you're outside of your body. And I remember, like, hearing voices like, yeah, fucking, why'd you do this? Like, the devil and God. And I remember, like, just freaking out. And I remember, like, walking, I went for a walk around my neighborhood, and I felt like, I had no soul.

I was literally in purgatory. and it was the most scariest thing ever. I had my German Shepherd with me at the time, and she was kind of like my spirit guide animal. She was trying to guide me back into the home because I felt like I was going to get in some serious trouble because I would have seen somebody else walking and killed them. Did you know?

I knew I was on like this is insane. Oh, so when you smoked it, you realize. I was like this is not. Yeah, this is not weak. And then my brother was having like a bad freak out too, but everybody's brain's different to drugs and shit. And I remember walking back and just like literally hallucinating and just I couldn't even

if I wanted to not walk back to my house I couldn't there was somebody controlling me oh my god it was insane yeah that's way crazier than he drug that's fucking nuts yeah and I woke up the next day I was just like dude I was like what was that he was I don't know it was weird and then he my brother gave the drug to one of his friends

and then he gave it to like a detective who tested it was like 85% PCP what dude it was I don't know how how the fuck does that happen I thought PCP isn't it like a liquid too no you could piece piece I guess you'd like, yeah,

somebody just laced it with it or is the wrong batch and we're like, yeah, that was the last time I ever smoked that much. I've taken like small hits, but I get paranoid

and freaked out every time. Well, yeah, that makes so much sense because it's like, but that's the story I feel like I always heard at high school

and I was like, that doesn't actually happen to people. But I met like, people like, I bet a couple of people, I'm like, that's crazy. Yeah,

it's more and more prevalent that shit's getting laced like with the fucking fentanyl crisis. Yeah, my buddy died fucking a year ago from it. And it's like, you can, that's a crazy part of it.

Don't you smell it and you could just die? Well, if you literally smell it. Inhale it. Take too much it. Yeah. My cousin, what's it called, passed away like a few months back. Yeah. So fucking fentanyl, bro.

Yeah. It's every, it's, yeah, you'd be careful. But it could be in like, people understand, you can press pills. So, like, everybody's like, oh, look, it looks like the one that I got at the doctors. But it's like, no, drug dealers, they have pill press. So you can get literally a machine. And it's like $60. And it just makes it look like the antics.

So you can just sell those. And everybody's like, like, oh, this is legitimate. It says Pfizer on it, but it's like, no, that's just, the guy got just got one that look like that. You buy gelathexels or gelatin capsules and you press the shit.

Yeah, exactly. I used to work in a factory doing that. Really? You did? Yeah. Well, I didn't, not with PCP and fucking that. You're drug dealer? You used to work in a factory

like with pills and shit. That's wild. Yeah, yeah. It's a really easy process. I would be like a cool drug dealer. That's what everybody says, though, but then I think that's how everybody starts and then it ends up going like,

people are like, they freak out over like the little of shit. Like, he owes me 50 bucks kills him like over 50 yeah i don't think you're killing someone over 50 swear to go yeah i did go honestly in college i do remember my buddy used to sell and this guy like he sold him enough for him to start selling and the guy fucked fucked him and didn't pay him back and we went to his place my friend beat the fuck out of him that's got i didn't do it we showed up at a like we fucking he tracked him we showed up at a party and he just ran up and just beat the

fuck out of him oh yeah yeah dude reminds me of like i just are right this is weird i I used to try this old bit I used to do, but it was like, it was real. Like you watched the prison documentaries, and they're interviewing this guy. And he's like, he's like, what'd you do? He's like, I'm in here for murder. And he goes, oh, well, what'd you do? He goes, a dude owed me 100 bucks. Didn't pay up.

And he's like, so you murdered him for $100. And he's like, ain't even about that. About the principal. He's in life for the principal. Yeah, yeah, just for the principal. For a hundred dollars of murdering somebody. It's crazy. He was like 22 years old.

Yeah. I'll throw it away. for $100. I'm like, bro, like you break it down, it's like, wow.

Dude, I have no principles when it comes to any amount of money. Like, honestly, if somebody's like, I'll give you $50,000 to get fucked in the ass right now by a complete stranger, sure, I don't have prints.

You know what I'm like, it's, wait, what is that no principles? What I'm saying is like that. Everybody's like, I stand for something, you know, I, there's no amount of this. Because like, that guy getting fucked over with,

oh, you got you know. That was a wild analogy. I agree. I was just like, wait, principle. Yeah, so if I get fucked for 50, yeah. I'm not like that. Like, if my brother's like that, he's just a real fucking cunt.

Like, if you owe it, if you owed him like $1,000, he would take it as the same way if you owe him a dollar. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What the fuck? Somebody owed me like that much. I'm like, yeah, let it go. What cares? But if it was like 500 or more, but yeah, I want my money.

Yeah, no, exactly. I'm in the same way. I'm like, if somebody, nobody vemoed you for like an Uber, I'm not going to be like, you fucking piece of shit for not. You know what I mean? I'm like, it's fucking, if it's five dollars, it's like I'm not gonna get upset about it. Yeah, I'm like, dude, I don't get it.

It's weird, bro. Yeah. If it's $6, I'm coming for your fucking head. Yeah, your fucking family's done. Yeah, dude. Dead. Yeah, that's the craziest shit when they're like, there's those people that aren't afraid of like dying,

but then they're like, oh yeah, but then we'll come for your family. That's just like a crazy. That's like cartels in Mexico. Yeah, and that's just who. To kill their whole family if they don't fucking. Yeah. Yeah.

That shit's wild to think about it because it's like, it's so funny because a lot of people were like, yeah, I don't know if I want to support this music because, you know, the artist said something homophobic. Meanwhile, like, you're buying coke from somebody who, like, chopped somebody up with a machete. It's like, if you do drugs, the truth is you are funding probably, like, way worse stuff than...

If you have a phone, you're funding way worse stuff. I made this shit in China for like, what, 10 cents? Making that in China. Yeah, that's crazy. Is it China? Probably. It's China, right? Yeah.

I think so. I can't remember. I looked for two seconds because I was like, I wanted to get one that's not an iPhone. Just so I could be a dick about it. be like my phone wasn't made by you know what I mean it's fucking it's all the same shit it's all a bunch of chips

and stuff right yeah yeah labor is do you think that uh these are gonna cause cancer radiation here I don't know I'm down to get into that if that's what the like like I'm very easily persuaded with conspiracy theories so like that I think we all we've discovered we all could be just like easily

yeah if you put together a nice presentation speak clearly dude I'm in I'm listening I'm listening I'm religion, dog. Yeah, yeah, I'll fucking follow it. I'm listening. But I don't know, if I go into a certain, it's interesting, because I've been to the church of Scientology a couple times just to fuck around in New York, just to like see what it's all

about. You've been there? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's nice. Yeah. What is Scientology? That's the presentation they give you. It's funny.

They sit you down this little chair and they're like, what is Scientology? They're like, science, the study, ology of knowing, the study of knowing. And then you're like, it's supposed to be like, wow. Study, knowing. But like, if you break. Yeah. Yeah. Isn't Tom Cruise into it?

Yeah, yeah. He's like their God. Yeah. You pay to get higher up in the church, but it's like wild the shit that's in it. It's interesting because like the presentation was awesome, though. There's like a guy on like a beach and the waves are like crashing behind him. He's in like a white bun down. He looks happy.

I want to be like that guy. Yeah. Damn. What are his theme levels though? Yeah, I don't know. I didn't get that far. I've thought about like, but this is how I get in. You know what I mean?

I do it as a prank or as like a, because I always thought it'd be cool to do like a mini-dockey series about like joining Scientology, but then you get sued immediately. So it's like, like South Park got sued for making like jokes about it. It's like you can... Did they lose in court?

I'm not sure, but I know that Scientology like tried to come like after them or something like that. Oh yeah, for sure they did. They'll straight up sue everybody that talk shit about them.

Yeah. Well, my favorite was, you know, chef from the original voice of chef. Yeah. The actor was like a Scientologist and he's like, I'm not doing this episode if you guys make jokes about Scientology

and they're like, all right, well, I guess you're not on the show anymore. And then they took a bunch of his old voice clips and made him a pedophile. Yeah. Which is fucking hilarious. Do you think of that when they're...

I want to have sex with your buck, children. You get the smallest fucking voice clips? Do you think when they're suing South Park in court, the voice actors are there defending themselves? So is this Cartman in court? Yeah. Anything do it. Any of it.

Yeah. Holy shit, dude. That I kid is for a million dollars, dude. Isn't South Park one of the longest running Yeah. Like 2000. That show still kicks fucking ass, dude. I watch, like, the most recent. It's so funny,

and it's like, they're so good at shitting on everybody. You know what I mean? Because, like, it's hard to not have, like, a bot. Every TV show you watch, like, all right, there's clearly an angle. That's my thing is I'm not like, there's two sides of the, like, woke stuff. There's like, the people that are like, fuck you, fuck woke stuff. I'm like, I don't really give a shit. Like, I'm trying to be as neutral as possible. Like, I think it's bad in some ways.

But you also don't want to be that guy that's like, you can't say anything now. It's like, no, I'm talking into a microphone. and I just talked about I put my face on somebody's down syndrome. Nobody's stopping me. But like I think with South, like every TV show, though,

that's my problem is so many of them they start to have this clear like message. They're like, and black people are good. You're like, I agree with your point, but it's just weird that you're making a whole thing of it.

But South Park does such a good job of like, they're like, they're like, I'm going to show every, that was a weird example. Black people are good. But like, I think that they're like,

there's no political agenda with them. They're like, I'm just going to shit on everybody. Because like I think a lot of TV now is like, very uh every single movie and show every i literally i you can't watch a show i can't watch a show anybody i'm done every every every at least 20 30 seconds i'm going yeah yeah oh my god jesus christ like you're just eye rolling oh yeah like so obvious what they're doing they're like and

gay people are good you're like i'm not disagreeing with what you're saying but like why do you i don't like that because racism is bad and then they high five yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah exactly thank god you were here to tell me that A hundred pound woman that just murdered 30 adult males. Yeah, yeah, exactly, yeah, yeah. What's his name last night? We were watching Dan Cummings at the improv last night. He was fucking kind of shitting on liberals for a while.

He was also shitting on the right side too, yeah. So it's kind of like, he was playing, oh, he's in the middle. Like he's in the middle, like he shits left, shit's right. So I was like, nice, dude. Yeah, yeah. It was relatable because I was like, well, when I do political material, I'm like, this is what I think about Biden. That's what I think about Trump. And they're like, oh, we don't know which way he.

Yeah, which is how. comedians that do that are like thanks that's how most people are yeah well then not most there's some comedians that fucking hey this no i'm saying when you talk to people in real life yeah yeah yeah yeah met that's like like i'm not gonna talk about like pro or anti-vax but like who have you met that's like either gonna go get the vax or i don't talk to or fucking if you get it you're gay like have you met someone that's actually yeah the problem is oh you have oh you're new york dude it's wild there so no one everyone here is just kind of like cool as shit do dude there they're like i got it but i don't care if you're down you don't care if you're

They're like that. Oh, they're what? Dude, that's how most people are. New York, they're like, you're not going to get the Vax? They're like,

why don't you just rape my grandma in front of me? You're like, Jesus Christ, it's like, you're like, there's a certain level to it. People are so aggressive. Like,

I think now it's starting to relax a little bit because it's like further on, but like there was a time period where it was like, dude, you could probably like, get away with saying racist jokes more than you would get away

with saying jokes that were like anti-vaccine. I'm not Vaxe. Oh, you fucking, you said the N-word. they don't we don't give a shit. Yeah, yeah, exactly. They were like, yeah, yeah.

It's such a device. Do, uh, what do you think about it? I mean, you want to, dude, I'll fucking hop into it. Yeah. I'll fucking, yeah. Nobody, everybody listening is just going to kill themselves. Because not our podcast. Yeah.

I'll go, I'll go first. If you don't. But we're already flagged. Yeah, yeah. No, there's, there's no. Yeah. I'll go first. I mean, my thing is the way when it first came out, I was like, because I mean, I'm, I got

vaccinated as a child with chicken pox. I like, all right. Well, I'm fucking fine. a little retarded, but, you know, I'm fine. And then, like, the people, the way they were, media was shoving it down to your throat. It was like, and then it was kind of weird because it's like, oh, nine months, they tested it. And most vaccines take, you know, a couple years. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Kind of sketchy. But then I had COVID real bad. And I was like, damn. And then, like, I talked to my friend who's a doctor in Tampa. You know, he's 32. He's been a doctor for like eight years or like five years. So I got trust him. He's like, you know, you just had the antibodies.

You don't need to get it six to eight, six to 12 months. You're fine. take, you know, all your pills, medications, drink, law, water, you'd be fine, you know. Then I got it again recently and I was fine. Yeah, well, that's the thing, too. That's the argument I don't understand is like, if you've had COVID, you do have better, like, immunity.

Like, yeah. And the thing that doesn't make sense to me. I'm like, if you're a doctor and the weird thing is, like, if you're a nurse in New York City and you are vaccinated, but test positive for COVID-19, you can go into work. But if you are not vaccinated and you test negative for COVID, you can't. I'm like, that is a weird.

logical sense is like so my whole point stupid as shit I've ever heard so my whole thing is yeah had what so like dude a woman a woman has a right to choose that's getting abortion or to keep it like it's her given right yeah why why would it not my town but yeah yeah why would it be matter oh what would it matter if I have a right so I want the vaccine if I don't yeah yeah and I'm I'm the same I'm for me I was I got it because you have to get in New York I thought I thought maybe it was helpful a little bit but at the end of the day I'm like I kind of don't give a fuck at this I'm at the point where it's like I might get it

I'm like oh it's fine it's the fear of getting and then getting being sick for two or three days because that psychological factor in the back of my brain and the neurons kick on like oh god wrongs yeah you're right remember when I that's what it's called neurons also New York the way I took it was so

sketchy dude like there's this glass building called the Jaffit Center that looks like a futuristic thing I remember it was like storming outside I don't have to go get it and you get in and there's all these troops with like guns and they're like number four 43 and you fucking walk up. Yeah, it's the sketchiest thing and you're like, this doesn't feel, but it's funny because you sit in like a waiting area of all these chairs

and then just to see if you have, which is, that's not, that doesn't feel good when they're like, all right, uh, it's totally safe, but you know, we're going to watch all of you for the next 10 minutes to make sure you don't fall over. Wow. But I so badly wanted to just like roll over in a chair. Oh, you like everybody out. Like to fake a prank. And they come over to help you and you just fart.

Yeah. When I got, it's not illegal, but it would just be a funny prank. That would be pretty funny. When I got tested, real quick, is that illegal? Can you fake, that probably is illegal to, like, fake medical? It'll cause, like, what's it called? Like, everyone will be freaking out, you know what I mean? Yeah, if you pretend to be, like, there's, like, 20 people in there who also just got the vaccine.

Dude, they're going to freak out so much. Get it out. Get it out of my arm. Walk out. I'm gay. Suck out gay. That's funny. Blowing everybody around. When I went to get tested, I went to test it.

I went to get tested fucking, no, Walgreens and Pine Hills. Oh, nice. It was like, I pull up the drive-throw. I was my ex-girlfriend at the time, and I pull up, and it's just like, you know, you go to the bank? The thing comes out and you reach in. If you go out the first window. Oh, so you would literally what it was. It's fucking dude, white dude behind the fucking gauge earrings, the holes in it tattoos.

Hey. I couldn't even, it was like ordering through McDonald's at 3 in the morning, bro. He was fucking, like, I could, his speaker phone was broke. Like, you had to tend them back to the thing, put in your nose in the top. I'm like, what? And then you self-test yourself. You put it in. swab it and you put it in the fucking bang and

coves up the two I'm like, what the fuck is this doing? Oh yeah. He didn't even know what he was doing. Well, that's the thing is like the science could be there, but then you could have a bunch of idiots running the thing. You know what I mean? That's what it was. Idiots running the fuck.

I'm like, this guy is probably arrested five times. Oh, easily. Neck tattoos working at Walgreens in a fucking lab code that he probably got from like the Goodwill or something. Yeah, yeah. That's a pharmacy tech. That guy went to school for that. Yeah, that's true.

That's true. That's true. But in New York City, they have these tent. where you just go to, by the way, this has happened to me, I tested positive for COVID twice, then I tested negative twice in the same three-day period, which is fucking crazy. Because it's like, I went to this one testing. I'm pretty sure there's New York, there are tents that are just taking people's information. Because there's like all these COVID tests.

For one of them, I never got my PCR results back. Everybody I know to went to that same tent. They never got. And they scan your license. They're like, yeah, yeah, we just, we just, and I'm like, this person's scanning my license. A lot of people are scanning their insurance card. And then, but also, I don't think the cops in New York give a, I don't think they're be like, oh, let me crack this, like, New York City because of, like, everything

it's happened in last couple years. The cops just kind of don't give a shit about anything because they're like, we don't want to get involved in anything. That would be a good scam, dude. Yeah, you just steal everybody's information. Free COVID testing. Okay, yeah. Just buy a bunch of shitty, like, long Q-tips. Yeah, yeah.

Go Facebook yourself real quick. Give it back to me and we'll email you the results. Negative. Like, my, my- Everyone's negative. Yeah, everybody's great, yeah. My rapid test was negative. And then I just never got the PCR result back. Everybody I know that went to that tent and never got the PCR result back.

Like that has to be a fucking scam. But it's like the cops also aren't going to walk up. Like I remember my favorite thing in New York is there's this homeless guy that just blocks the street for three hours with a police barricade. It's not an actual. The barricade set to the side that's not set up, but he'll set it up to block the road and to start charging people like a toll. It makes it a lot of money. Yeah, yeah. But it's just so funny because like I've talked to the cops about they're like, yeah, we don't get.

I don't know. They're like, yeah, he's making the street safe or I don't know. New York. Yeah. That's funny. But it's also like you see so many people like smoking crack in public. That's the funny things. Like, weed's legal.

but I'm like, yeah, but also at the same time, it's going to be cool when stores get set up. But at the same time, it's like, there's also that aspect of there's people smoking crack in public, so they're not going to stop anybody smoking. Like, you know what I mean? Even a year ago, they're not going to like stop somebody who's just smoking weed in public, so.

Yeah, even here. Is it decriminalized in New York? Or you said it's legal? It's totally legal, yeah. It's legal. Yeah, they just haven't set up dispensaries yet. So you could just smoke weed? Anywhere in front of a cop.

On the street, yeah. It's not like down in Florida yet, right? No. It's decriminalized in Orlando. Yeah, you could literally, I could smoke it and the cop would take it and give me a fine. He's just how you throw it out. Yeah, most cops would just be like, dude, come on, man. Throw it in front of me?

Like, fuck. Yeah, yeah. You'll make me be a dick. Yeah, exactly. Normally how cops are. My favor is my buddy got arrested for, the cops stopped him with weed. This is like in high school before it got decriminalized. And the cop literally tells me, he goes, hey, man, drive safe.

I'm not the weed police. So, and I'm like, wait, no, you are the weed because he was like, you know what I mean? The cops. Yeah, it's just so when he's like, I'm not the weed police, but you know, drive safe, you know, don't be smoke a pot on your car. That's funny. Dude, the coolest cop I've ever dealt with. It was back when I was bouncing. That's going to be the name of the podcast now, cool cops.

I'm just kidding. Crazy cool cops. Crazy cool cops. We spell it with, okay. Three scenes. We've already, we've got the most like, it's just funny that like, that's just the most divisive topic now, too, cops, cops, the backseat. It's like, here we are. What is his name?

Last night said something great about it. Dan Cummins was like liberals. they're like they they want to defund the police but then when they're getting broken into well he's pointing he's I don't want to do his bit I think he's working on a special

yeah sure sure sure sure you know what I mean but he's pretty much talking about how like even if you like if I like one thing that's relating to the right everyone just blanket is like statement you're a fucking far right yeah everything I can believe everything else left but if I believe in one piece from the right

they're like you're on the fucking right and vice versa that's crazy point of the bit and he fucking kills it's great bit But what was I saying? The cop I liked It was back when I was a bouncer And it was at the end of the night And we fucking ran up to like this group

Of like kids that were like in their car They must have been like early 20s And they had an open liquor They had a bag of like weed Not like like at least like a movie bag The movie bags of weed are great You know what I mean It was like I got some pot

It's just like a fucking ounces Yeah it was literally like an ounce of weed And the cop was just like He literally rolled it He goes fucking damn it And then he goes Are you drunk? Get up like let me

look at you and he was like no sir he was terrified the cop took all of his shit and said dude just get the fuck out of here yeah that's awesome turned to us and said does anyone want this I swear to God I swear to God that's cool as a fuck I thought I was like is this a fucking trick

he's like nah they don't get he goes he was fucking weed yeah he goes I was mowing my lawn having a conversation when my neighbor was smoking a joint yeah it's fucking weed you know like it's way different now oh yeah that was like five years ago yeah that is cool yeah

that is cool Somebody told me, the producer of my podcast, I think his sister said that, like, she had this cop come up to him. They were like smoking weed public. And he goes, you guys are fucked. You guys are fucked. And he's like, all right, the coin of fate.

The coin of fate. Heads, you guys are good. Tails, you guys are not. Flipped it. And apparently it was tails who goes, you guys are good. And then just left them. Which is the craziest fucking thing in the world.

Like the Joker. Yeah. That's hilarious, dude. That's funny. He keeps your head. Just shoot some kid in the face for weed. He's like, not so lucky. We've missed that part now because, like,

the shit that's, going on with cops like in the recent years it's like there's no more fun talks about cops you know yeah yeah there's some hilarious how well bina 911 they had to shut down or they didn't do it purposely but they had that whole season on quibby and then quibby got shut down but like that was like right at that time you like the show would be so weird now like they did the hunt for qanon but they're not really cops in that they're like detect you know what i mean they kind of like changed there dude how awesome is it like if you're like a fireman right now oh dude and you and you like wanted to be a cop but you failed the test or whatever and you're a

fireman around you're like fuck yeah dude yeah thank god so happy I'm rather putting out house fires and saving cats than getting I'm getting called a racist oh scam like it yeah oh fuck yeah do you like plug it in or how's it work hello hello probably recording hello kiddies so dude now like when you call me and then just don't talk now when you get pulled over by cops dude I'm like I find out like the best things to say to get like out of it dude so I'm always just like yes sir no sir fucking let's go Brandon like shit like and it's just fucking just like I'm match for the girl who's literally her main picture says it's her wearing his shirt that says let's go Brandon is that funny that's

pretty funny yeah I was thinking I was like I'm not this is a funny bit that's very funny just like I know what you think because all all like until you pull over a cop white black loud of him like let's go Brandon you know yeah yeah yeah listen yes sir no sir let's go brandon you know did you see the video of Biden saying let's go Brandon bro that's the funniest thing is he doing it ironically no no no no let's go no there's like there's somebody working on a show

there's like a caller into like I might be I could be totally wrong people listening are gonna fucking hate me whatever but yes but from my understanding the video it's like him he's like having an interview and one of the what's it called there's like a caller in he goes hey let's go Brandon and Biden goes let's go Brandon and just says it I don't think I don't think he knows

he doesn't know yeah oh my But also, maybe there's a beginning part where he's like, my son named Brandon is playing a basketball game. Can you say, but like, you still should realize that like, you're getting played. He's like, let's go Brandon. You're like, ah, dude, you got, fuck. I still don't know how he, he won with saying what he said about black people. What do you say is like rich? You're not.

Rich people and there's black people? No, he literally said, he said, he said something. I'm pretty sure he said that. Jesus Christ. If you don't vote for me, you're not really black. Oh, yeah, that was crazy. And I'm like, what? How do you win?

Yeah. Granted we didn't have our best options Because I didn't vote I was in the middle Yeah But this coming election I'm gonna vote now I might I vote for Kanye next year

Just as big fuck you I did I did like Joe Georgison this year Yeah There's a there's a There's a- Yeah Yeah he does need that shit He helps him out

He does need that Dude there's a girl Really fucking him up Oh yeah There's a girl that's running And she's for the left bro But she's like Logical sense

She can't be bought pretty much Yeah what's her name I got to my brother told it to me And I looked it up But she's not gonna be able to win after fucking They're not gonna let it run They're not gonna let it run Yeah

But but because she's not gonna play into their game Being manipulated by like a puppet So she's like And I'm like damn I'll probably go for her Anyone that runs Republicans Probably gonna win so if you Well get a woman in office I bet you Desantis is gonna run probably

There's so much Yeah Desantis is probably well around I don't think he's probably probably probably I guess him and Trump usually Just had like a little feud or whatever They're not on the same He would I think he would win over Trump.

He might. I'd take DeSantis over Trump, for sure. Yeah, yeah, but I'd say that I would obviously vote for Trump. You think he would win? Yeah, I think he would win over Trump. He has everything that would benefit anybody who would want to vote for him. Exactly, he's military backing.

He has the woman vote because his wife is a cancer survivor. Oh, women are going to stand behind her. Oh, she's a brave. Yeah, we'll get on board. He has everything. Yeah. Like, I forget, I think he's a Navy seal or some shit. Not 100% sure.

Yeah. But he was, like, up there. like big time and he's fucking like 42 or 43 fucking young guy I remember whenever he got whenever he won the re-election to make him governor again the dude going against him was a he was a black dude calling him like racist on air

and he shut the shit down so quick yeah what do you say he was like he was calling him he was just like you know a hate group supports you he's like I can't fucking control who supports me yeah yeah yeah I'm gonna be myself and then he just talked about how he was like dude I was in the military they didn't give a fuck about race yeah yeah yeah he was on TV but he's just like really good. You really think I'm like

ex-marine? I think I was like, oh, my, the dude I'm on this like force with his blackout. I'm not going to save him. That's the thing that's what he said. He said something like that. That's also a weird question. What are you saying, dude? Yeah. Well, that's also a weird thing because like if a Clanman came up to you, gave you $100. What are you supposed to give it back to him and say, no, thank you, sir?

No, I'm taking that. Yeah. I'm like, in theory. You know what I'm not going to be like, no, I don't need your money. I'm like, I'm taking money from you. Okay, so now I have money. I bet if a clansman went out to like a black person? I'm shooting 4. That's an interesting Dude, I want to

That's an interesting, I would add, I want to, Social experiment on TikTok. Yeah. John Kenyonius, who's the way, that,

that, that, has that ever been done before? What? Social experiment, like a clan guy, but he's going, going to the hood as a claimant and handing out

literally $100 to every black person. I don't know. I would not do that. No, yeah, no, definitely not. Ari Shafir did some shit with the amazing. Yeah, yeah,

that was crazy. Um, I think it would have to be way more than a hundred dollars because that's almost more insulting you know what I mean to be like a hundred dollars you need you know what I mean a hundred dollars for you to be okay with me hating everything about it's like yeah but it is interesting because I'm like what it's like that that's a weird concept because now he has less money so technically you're taking money from the clan the organization yeah you're you're helping them in a way yeah yeah yeah they're

they can't get more horses now you know what I mean yeah yeah yeah I thought they were I thought they were okay and I thought we I thought they were gone not South Carolina bro I don't You know, they're still here? You know what's hilarious? Did you know that the APN, the American Nazi Party is actually like, uh,

liberal? Yeah, yeah. The national, like the American Nazi party, like I went on their website. I was just curious. And apparently they're like,

they're like, one thing we're against is like factory farming. Like all these like interesting things you just would not expect them to be a, aboard with it support climate. Climate change is real. Yeah. Yeah. It's like the wild.

It's just the wildest thing. They're like, uh, Yeah, I don't know. It was very weird. But I guess there's a difference between, like, I'm sure there's cross over. I'm sure there's Nazis that are also clan members. But, like, oh, it was weird that, like, the Nazi group, like, they were like, all their political views were, like, very left-leaning, right?

That's really weird. They believe that climate change is real, but the Jews are doing it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, dude. Fuck it, damn it. What do you have, like, a donation? Fuck. Yeah.

What if you had, like, a cool dude? You know a cool guy? He's just so chill, but he was a, he was in the clan. You guys still hang out with him? I don't think a chill dude would be in the clan. I'm talking about like a real nice guy. Like, oh, he's in the clan. He's a nice guy.

Mike, I've changed my opinions. I've changed my opinions on this in the last year. So I will equate this to something else. Would you be friends with somebody who fucked animals? My opinion, or a pedophile, my opinion is the more time you hang out with them, the more time they're not fucking kids or animals. So you're saving them in a way. So every beer with me is one child or goat not getting fucked.

So it's like, you know what I mean so like in the same way if you hang out with a clan member you might be adding positivity to their life yeah I don't know I would want to do that no no I would not do it I would not but it is I see the argument though yeah I definitely get it if like if you're doing it as a selfless thing yeah yeah I mean yeah yeah that's the question does he have a cool TV and that's why you're hanging it you know what I mean it's like he has a boat you're like he's got boat

yeah that's cool but Jake to answer your question the clan is still around South Carolina. 434. In Florida. You're going to name the ad. 434 North Thornton. 8 p.m. Fridays. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Ask for a guy named Chuck. No, but like dead ass. Up until like the probably the most recent years, I thought we beat the Nazis in World War II. Yeah. No, they were here

the fucking last week in Orlando. Pretty obvious that it was like, oh, KKK's a bunch of fuckheads. Yeah, yeah. I thought that was just like the consensus. And then... But there's so many people that live in nowhere. That's the thing.

It's like you don't realize the people that live like in just random parts of the world like you know what I mean they're like there's you know what I mean because like you think about some random guy in Arkansas is probably in the club not probably but I'm saying you know what I mean like that's probably who it is like that's how they're able to do it they're just like they only they hang out in their circle they go to church and the person in their church is just telling them that these people are less yeah yeah and they're like that's what I

know and that's who I am yeah they have no other like outlet you know what I think fuck the clan's got to be it you know here's this is what fuck the clan technology boom they have a podcast Yeah, probably more listeners than this. Yeah, yeah. Hey, what's up? Welcome to Klancast, where we love hate. Well, think about it. In the 40s, in the 50s, there were no cell phones. You always call it a Klancast? You talk about it?

Yeah, yeah, I go to it. I don't know if it's called. Clancast, that's pretty funny. Well, in the 40s and the 50s, there were no cell phones, shit, so they were open. Sometimes they go to rallies, like not wearing a mask, and now they show up. They're a cell phone, you know what I mean? Like, can't have my job lost, you know? Yeah, yeah. What does their podcast?

Just like, new words to call foreigners. Yeah, yeah. It's just like rattling off. This one's my favorite because episode 15, good horse deals. Yeah, you know. Well, that's the thing I found most interesting about it because they were just getting incorrect propaganda from the other side. They had a list of these Black Lives Matter stuff on their page,

and it's like, we should kill white children and stuff like that. And I'm like, okay, maybe somebody thinks that, but that's not what the whole movement's forced. Like, they're getting this weird source of information this way. Does that make any sense? It's like they're hearing that Black Lives Matter is like planning to take over this. So they're like, why would I? Why wouldn't I fight?

Yeah, yeah. And that's what they think. We need to go in arms. Yeah, they think they're in danger. They think that white people are in danger. So that's why. It's such an interesting thing. I see their point, I guess.

I'm just kidding. No, but I mean, if you're putting yourself in like a Klansman's like shoes. Yeah. Trying to sympathize them over here? They don't wear shoes. No, they're just like, you know, they, they see like a Black Lives Matter rally. And they, the clans would probably think they're going to start trouble with other white people. So they're like, oh, we got to defend, you know what I mean?

Yeah, that's like the whole. So I'm like, oh, I get it. But it's not, they're just supporting their cause for Black Lives Matter. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. They have, everybody, they have a skewed. Yeah, exactly. You just brought up the funniest point, though, their shoes.

I've never seen in their shoe. That's the funny idea of, like, them wearing that and it's wearing like. Just wearing high heels. Yeah. I think it's just, we're all secretly gay. They're just self-hating. Dude, see you clam it? And then just you pull it.

love the thing. You just got like some fucking stilettos under there. That's the funniest idea. I think South Park did that. Oh, they did. God damn it. They did an episode where what's it called it? Like someone infiltrated the clan and they're doing like during like their cookout thing. Like they're doing a dance and they all lift up their thing and like their dicks are out and the one dude's wearing like a blouse. That's pretty funny. That has to, okay, if you think about the emapular clan is there has to be two clansmen who've had gay sex like Oh, of course. Dude, we talked about that one time, too.

Hey, don't tell anybody, you know? Yeah, like that is a subculture of the clan. Yeah, I think what we said was. Because they were at the rally. They're burning the cross or whatever. And they're like, we hate homosexuals. And, like, he's bumping. Like, hey, don't tell anybody about we did.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's wild. Yeah. Because, like, you know what I mean? It's like, that's, yeah, there's got to be ones that are sick. Like, that's. They fuck in their masks and their heads spinning or whatever.

They do, do, do, do, do, do, I can't see. You can't control what you want to fuck. but if you're brainwashed into thinking that like every other race is inferior, you're going to want to be part of it and you're going to like sneak in. Yeah, yeah. You know what I'm saying?

Also, the robes are perfect cummops. That's where glory holes came from, bro. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's where gloryholes came from, bro. Yeah, I guess you're right. Yeah, they just put a hole down there. Oh, yeah. That's a, yeah, you could just jerk off under that robe.

Actually, you'll be, you don't have to put your hand in and have like a, yeah, it'd be harder to do, but. And you know, to be honest. I used to wear robes when I went to church. I used to be an altar service. Oh, shit. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You could totally jerk off on those things.

Yeah. How do you know that? That's a funny idea that the priests just have those. That's what the... Hey, Corinthians 14, Billy. Dude, like, you think about, yo, what? When's the clan been around? 20s, 30s?

I think, no, no, 1860, like after... Oh, wow. After Civil War. Civil War, they're like, fuck these. Dude, upgrade your fucking wardrobe. Same uniform, 100 years. Yeah. I think that bet's been done before.

Did you guys watch that show, Peacemaker? I just finished it today. Dude, that is the annoying part is the white supremacist guy has the coolest costume. Oh my God. Like, what's his name's dad? I'm like, why do they have to... The White Devil or some shit? Yeah, he's got, like, fucking horns.

I'm like, why do they have to give him the coolest fucking costume out of anybody on the show? If Klansman showed up and, like, if they were on horses and they showed up in, like, baseball uniforms, I'd be like, let's see where this goes. You know what I mean? That's interesting. Like, like, a white suit? Like belts and, and like, a hat, like a jersey number on the back? let's hear them out, you know what I mean?

I wonder what their opinions are on sports because, like, they're dominated by... Favorite sports and ask them. Not white people. Yeah, they're dominated by everything they don't like, so it's like, do they watch? Do you think they're athletic? No, no. Clansmen? They're mostly... It's usually a bunch of fat white dudes.

I think if you put Klansman... Fat white. The other fat white dudes. Yeah, I think you put a Klansman like on a basketball court and, like, they play basketball in their masks and everything. I'd watch. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, there's, isn't that like a scene in American History X where, like, they play the black guys?

Yeah, but they're not. It's, it's like. Is it while they're in jail? No, it's not in California. What's that famous beach? Venice. Venice Beach. And they're playing.

You never seen that movie. You've never seen American History X. I've only seen like the opening scene because like someone showed me because it's like pretty crazy. Oh, the curb stop point? He puts the, yeah. But there's other crazier scenes in that movie, bro. You got to watch a movie. Yeah.

It is a wild movie. But it's all. Crazy ending, too. I'm not going to ruin it for you, but it's like, oh, wow. Yeah, he was black the whole time. What? Yeah, black face. What's that actor's name?

Something Norton? Edward Norton, yeah, yeah, yeah. He was in fucking Fight Club. Yeah, he's a great actor. Yeah, he's really good. I watched Fight Club for the first time during quarantine. Yeah, with my ex at the time, and we fucked, like, before the movie, we watched it, and after I was like, are you here or am I just jerking off?

Yeah. I just said that to her. Yeah, he broke up. Right. That's right. What? His name is Robert Paulson. Yeah, the movie's fucking wild.

How old are you, by the way? I don't know. I'm 25. Oh, okay, yeah. You're right on age. Yeah. You've been with your girl for how long? Five years.

Five years. Wow, 20. Yeah, everybody's like, well, you guys are going to get married soon? I'm like, I don't see the, like, we are at some point, but, like, I don't feel the rush to get married if you, you know what I mean? I'm like, it's like, it sounds like so much stress to deal with right now. So it's like, I don't, I would,

I don't want to get married and I do It would be like a small little reception Like hey fucking You go to like a nice honeymoon or some shit But I don't know about kids too Like ugh It's just like Do you want to raise a kid in this fucking world?

Yeah I'm gonna have kids I'm for sure gonna have kids I'm for sure gonna have kids I definitely will Nah I don't know if we're gonna get married But we don't have kids

I like that plan I as a kid I used to be my viewpoint I was like I want a son But I don't want to marry a dude But I'm saying I don't want to get married I want to have just like a son. I'll probably end up getting fucking married.

It's going to happen. You know, like you find someone. Yeah. It just depends on if she's the type of person that's like, I want a marriage. I want this. I'm going to have the money. I'll be like, yeah, we're fucking married. Yeah.

Yeah. Just that attitude too. I'll fucking get married. Yeah, I'll do it. You know, I don't know. I haven't been in love enough to where I'd be like, I want to marry this person. So maybe the shit does happen one day. And then it makes sense.

But up until this point, I think marriage is stupid as fuck. It is just on the government. It might switch. You know, I'm fucking 29. It might be mid-30s, like, yeah, you know, let's do this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think people get married later in life

or, like, more smarter, mature. Yeah, that's why I'm planning. Like, me and my girlfriend have, like, a age range where we're like, all right, around this time, we're gonna play. I don't want to say it to anybody. You know what I'm gonna. Yeah, think about, bro,

like, your shit together when you're older. Yeah, of course. You get married and your 20s, 20s, 24, 25. The man's brain doesn't stop developing to, like, 28. Yeah, yeah. And the woman's is like 26 or 27.

It never does. Yeah, it's a fucking retardant. They're actually fully developed at seven, and then the rest they just figure it out. Isn't a woman fully developed at 16 or something? That's what you tell the cops. It's a good idea. Nice.

No, I think they can reproduce that young, but you're still growing. There's more than just fucking physical. Because I look back at like girls I've dated now, and I'm like, you're retarded. Yeah, there's... And I mean that with all sincerity. You're dumb.

It's just lack of experience. Yeah, yeah. Well, that's the argument, too, because somebody asked me, they're like, what makes you a pedophile? Because, like, there's,

this is, they know, hold on. Wait, wait, what, you? Or what?

That sounds weird. They go, okay, so there's two girls. One of them. Has a cup. And the other one, shit.

Yeah. Two girls, one good. Do you, my favorite real, what makes you pedopholes? Sorry. Uh,

no, it was, uh, there's, uh, there's one girl who's, looks really young. Yeah. She has the body of a 16-year-old, but she's 30.

The other girl is, like, the brain switch the other way. So, like, then the brain switch the other way. So, like, then it would be a girl who's 15-year-old. Her brain is a 15-year-old. So what makes you a pedophile? That's a girl. I want to talk to you. The brain's a 15-year-old with the body.

But she's 30, yeah. But which one makes you a pedophile? Is it the brains of the body? What makes you a pedophile is knowing this person is underage and that you can manipulate them and that you're going to do that. So mentally, so mentally. So the guy who's If you're making that decision to be like,

I'm going to take advantage of this, then in my eyes, that's what makes me. Yeah, that's a good point. But that's a hard question, though, because the other person's body looks like a 15-year-old. But their brain is a 30-year-old. But she's mentally 30. Yeah, yeah.

Give me her. She probably sucks a good dick. But at the end of the day, you're looking at somebody who looks like a child. So it's like what? I was just kidding. I retract that statement. Yeah.

I want to go back to two girls woke up one of my favorite things we, not, two girls were gonna, we remember we were gonna sleepover with my friends. Yeah. And we watched two girls

one cut out, that's crazy. He's like, he'll look up two guys one hammer. What's that? Oh, have you seen this? Fuck,

yeah, of course. It's just a guy getting murdered in the woods in like Russia. With a hammer. Yeah. And remember we had a sleepover

as a kid? He's like, oh, he's like, it's horrible. But it's just so funny because I was like, that was the internet that I grew up on.

It was so funny because I remember we all went to school the next day. and we were just like, I remember just like not eating lunch And I was just like Are you okay? Yeah, we had a sleepover I was like nothing fucking matters, man

Yeah, this is, I do believe I feel like we had a similar childhood Where the soon as the internet came out You're just in a race to show someone the most fucked up thing Oh yeah I'm the one who found this guys check it out Yeah, yeah One man one jar

All that shit dude You're just trying to find the most fucked up thing To show your friends and then immediately Regret watching it Oh yeah immediately you're just like I feel bad. Back to pedophiles. I believe in, like, the death penalty.

And I think, like, it would be cool. Because, you know, if you're a registered pedophile in Florida, you have to, like, you can go online and see where they live. Yeah. I just wish, like, a vigilante was just... Well, that's the hard part. I go back and forth of this because most pedophiles were molested. So...

They were turned into pedophiles by pedophiles. Yeah, but at the end of the day... Oh, they're vampires. Yeah, yeah. I think at the end of the day, you have a... Your choice is... Yes and no. You know right from wrong, I think.

Yes, but I think the problem is there's no in-between stop. So you can't just tell your therapist, hey, I want to fuck kids. You know what I mean? Your therapist is not going to be like, yeah, we'll get you the help you. I think you need programs in between there. I thought Louis Jokey has to do especially is like, we need to make sex dolls for pedophiles. He goes, oh, that's gross. Well, how about they fuck your kid then?

It's like there's. I have a fucking solution to the problem. Yeah. That's like the angle, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it's like, if you think about it, it's like, it's not going away. It's also a hard thing because pedophilia was approved. Until like 30 years ago.

So like it was like Not taboo. People that have sex with 15 year olds like all the time. Bro, they found the 1800s, bro. When people think of pedophile, I think of like a kid. I think of like he was like a sick fuck.

What a creepy mustache and he's like going after a little kid. Think about the 1800s. But it could be just a cool guy in a bathing suit who's podcasting next to you. Yeah. I'm just kidding. Bro, in the 1800s. Bro, a 30 year old man could marry a 14 year old girl

in the 1800s and the 1700s. And now it's like. But that is, I think 14's even on that weird cusp, like, I know what you're talking about. You're talking about somebody who's attracted to, like, 10-year-olds. Like, that's, that is something that's, like, chemically wrong. Blurring the lines between, like, 16 to 19 is creepy, but that's not the same thing as somebody who is attracted to, like, a child.

If you're, like, 21 and you're hooking up with someone that you thought was, like, 19 or 20, and they turn to be 16, and you're like, what the fuck? Yeah, yeah. You're just like, oh, God, what just happened? Like, you just fuck you up. I was 20. I'm more accepting of that versus, like, a fucking like full on pedos.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't think that person's a pedophile. There's levels to it. Yeah, there's a lot of levels to it. Yeah. When I was 27, I hooked up with a 19 year old girl and I felt weird. Yeah, that's so... That's weird.

That's weird. I was hanging out with 21-year-old and I just left. Yeah, I was like, yeah, two nights ago. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that is crazy. It's weird. My favorite is, I remember in high school, there'd be girls that are like 15, and they bang, like, some, like, some, like, 25-year-old guy who works at, like, the P. F. Chang's or something like that.

But it was so funny because the girls would be like, yeah, no, it's just because I'm mature for my age. I'm like, there's no way that guy is like, dude, she's so fucking smart, bro. She's like reading it like a 25-year-old. Yeah, him and his $9 hour salary, you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, there's no, exactly, yeah. I think we're about to wrap up pretty soon here. I wasn't checking out of time. I got a bumble match.

56, uh, 56 minutes. Yeah, it's perfect. But like, my thing with like going back to the pedophiles is like, if you, like, say, like, this actually having, like, a dude who started dressing up as like Batman and going. going to like pedophile's houses and killing them. You know how on board I would be with that? You know the most ironic part about that? What?

Those kids would love Batman. Yeah, yeah. Dude, imagine you're in a basement, chain to some guys radio and then Batman comes in and beats this. That would be pretty cool. You're like, holy shit, Batman's real. Yeah. You're in a movie now.

Yeah. Yeah. The kid's life just got made. I'm bummed out more people, though. But also, like, you think vigilante's cool, and then you realize it's just going to be somebody like, what's his name, George Sam.

You know what happens? It's always just going to turn into something bad. I need to save the day. You got the shit beat out of you by a 17-year-old and you shot him. How did you get off on that? Yeah, yeah. That shit was all crazy. Also, on my airplane on the right of here, I was almost positive I was sitting next to Casey Anthony.

But I realized there's no way to ask. Are you Casey Anthony? I don't think it was hurt because the woman had a kid. And I was like, all right, I don't think Casey Anthony's had kids. I was looking at this woman. She looked identical to Casey Anthony. I was like, I was like, I was like, I'm, probably not experiencing that, but so many people

sit next to Casey Anthony because she flies all the time and they've got to be like, is this fucking Casey Anthony next to me? She's hot too, right? Yes, very hot. And you can't ask, hey, are you Casey Anthony? I guess you say, I'm Michael, what's your name? And then you're Casey and you're like, ha ha ha. Well, I guess if you go to, if you end up coming through

Mill District, what's called, we did a show at the Middle District and this dude in the audience we go to the bar next door after the show in the middle of bars just screaming, my friend, my friend fought Casey Anthony. Oh my friend's And he just started screaming. He's freaking out.

She fucked. From my understanding, like, my brother had a cross coach that apparently hooked up. Like, apparently she was, like, slang and pussy around Central Florida. Very attractive, tatted up. Yeah. She'll fuck. Well, the good thing now is, if you hook up with her, it's, you know. Dude.

You know, you know she doesn't like kids. Do you think I could get her on my podcast? I would totally have her as a guest. Yeah, reach out. Be like, hey, you know, a lot of bad things been said. What's, like your side of the story? Yeah. I doubt she'll do it, but George Zimmerman would in a heartbeat.

Yeah, he'd stand his ground. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, he'd be like, he was going to do fucking celebrity fights with DMX. Do you remember that? They were going to do like a celebrity boxing. I'm so mad that it happened. That'd be very cool. But I feel bad.

I got to, I got to wrap up soon. What do you guys want to promote? Oh, just follow me on Instagram. Real Grandma's boy. Real Grand Ma's boy. And then we have our, I guess check on my YouTube. And then we have our podcast. Oh, yeah, we have our own podcast.

A couple jokes. Yeah, I've been on it. Great podcast. Thanks. I'll be on. Next time you're in town. Or in the future. Fuck you.

All right. Yeah. Anything that you guys are good? Yeah, we're good. Perfect. All right, there we go. Nice. Want to hit a stop?

Yeah. All right.