Morning Good - Beers and Klonnies - Episode 192

Episode Date: October 22, 2023

On the road in Austin, Texas, Michael is joined by Jake Ricca, Dylan Sullivan, and Jimmy Moynihan. They talk about nude beaches, the ethics of pedophile hunters, and being too fat to ride roller coasters.Thanks to Jimmy and Dylan for being welcoming hosts in Austin and joining the show for the first time. Check them out when you're down there for comedy and click their links for more. Jimmy is on Instagram @jimmy.moynihan and has a new podcast coming out with David Jolly and Ike Rafferty called I Know You Fuckin Lying. Dylan is on Instagram @dylanraysull and hosts the Dylan Sullivan Show on YouTube. Jake Ricca is on Instagram @jakericca and on YouTube as well at Jake Ricca. As always, find Michael Good on Instagram @michaelgoodcomedy and on Twitter @agoodmichael. Check out the show on YouTube and follow the official Instagram page @morninggoodpodcast.This podcast was produced by Paxton Fleming, you can find him on Instagram @yaboypax 

Thanks for the F-Shack. I love dirty Mike and the boys. Hey, are you dirty Mike and the boys? How you know who we are? What's this? They called the podcast? Morning, very good. I love that.

Yeah, by way, shout out to Tim's Bray. Welcome to Morning. All right, sweet. We're here with Dylan Sullivan. Hey. Jimmy Moynihan. Hello. And Jake Rooka.

Hey. And we're in Austin, and I am very hungover. I knew this was happening today and there was a part of me I was like I shouldn't go out but then I always lied to myself I'm like oh well there'll be enough to talk about if I go out

so it'll be like a thing and I had a great time we hung out with have you seen that guy who does the Osama bin Laden rookie card yes Colin dude he's wild

yeah he's like wearing like a green suit everywhere and then he told me he's like a pedophile hunter yes I've seen that which like does he film himself do it or he just like in his free time hunts pedophiles

that that would be really noble to not even monetize it because all of them are monetizing and I've shat on like the idea of a bunch until I met him because I'm always just like it's got kind of like a like a weird reputation of being like just kind of like these dudes that are like yeah he's fucking you know what I mean like they're excited to catch the pedophile they're jerking off yeah yeah yeah they're kind of hoping they're like please be one yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I saw a video of a guy like that he's like damn it he backed out Well, that's a good thing, I guess. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But, yeah, so he ended up being like, what was it? Yeah, he was out, like, messaging pedophiles while we're at the bars. Dude, he was like, look at this son of a bitch. I was just like, yeah, everyone's on Tinder. He's on like a little kid chat room. Dude, he was all this thing called Whisper. And I was like, is this, by way, it just sounds like a pedophile app. I don't know who, like, markets that, but just the name sounds.

What's Whisper? So, I mean, I had no idea because I'm. very much not a pedible. I was like, I don't even understand this technology. But it was like, by the way, feel free to talk over each other. Like, dude, I'm weird right now. But it is like, what you do is you literally like, he showed me, you post almost like a Facebook thing. And the things he posts are like, my parents, I'm grounded, whatever, like sneaking out tonight.

So he's like really getting into the role of it, which is so funny. Jeez, Louise. Is he spelling shit wrong too? you put you like a little like a little like a little frowdy face he's like my parents are jerks and then uh i write that too but i'm not pretending to be a child yeah yeah i was also like dude i thought it was illegal to pretend to be a child online i didn't know like anybody like it's and the thing i always shot on is i thought the pedophiles always got away i thought it was like just a monetizing like i thought it was just like a clout thing and i was like oh okay well he's just being mean to pedophiles which isn't like new yeah he's like they actually like uh yeah they usually have prior stuff and all that that. And, you know, you're right about that kind of. Because, like, I know there's, there's a bunch of videos where, like, they would catch someone, like, in the act, like, clear, like, got you red-handed and the police can do shit with the evidence. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, there's, like, some weird law. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but Texas, I don't know if he came here just for this, but I think he's doing shows here, too, but it was just, he was like, yeah, Texas, like, specifically, like, it's like, they're like, if you're going to meet a minor, that's, like a crime, so they get you on that. Ooh, so it's, but, but it's like, he does, I guess, tributtee hunter style. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, but it's like, he does, I guess, with them? Have you heard of this?

No. It's what? That's him? He does that? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think I've seen that video. Yeah, yeah. Oh, that's the guy.

If they answer how everybody thinks right or something, I don't know. Yeah, so he says, like, what he does is the cops are already on their way. And he's like, if you get these answers right, you'll be good. I won't call the cops. And, like, he's like, dude, I can't imagine the pressure of trivia right then. Like, in your mind, you're like, dude, I'm going to jail. if I can't figure out what the mom's name was on the Jetsons. Like, I'm going to be so fucked.

And then you get it, and then you see the cop show up. You're like, God, fucking damn it. Because I was telling him, like, I have a weird, like, take on pedophiles. I mean, obviously, it's bad. I'm not like, I'm not like, but I do feel bad for that in, like, a lot of ways. Because, like, it's not like they were like, let me just, like, if you go to have sex with child, obviously, you're thrown in jail. But then there's the people that, like, are pedophiles, but don't fuck kids. They just fuck girls that look younger or something like that.

Which kind of pedophiles do you feel bad for? The ones that are, by the way, also, just heads about you guys, we can cut out anything because they're like, don't keep it it. No, I'm okay with keeping this. Yeah, the ones that are just like, fuck, I hate, I love these kids. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, like those guys, because it's like, a lot of them like were molested and then they're like, yeah, and then they're like, yeah, and then they're like, fuck, I like this. But it's like, I think there's enough ways around it. Like, I don't know, you could maybe like date like a little.

person that has a good skincare routine or something, I don't know. Nah, they don't look the same. A little person still looks like a little person. Yeah. There are some people that have a thing where it's like they just look like a kid. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

There's a thing. Dude, I have, I have a friend who all of his girlfriends look young. We give him shit for it all the time. We're like, she's all right. You sure? You sure? Yeah.

But. Michael, it was good seeing you, man. Yeah, yeah. This was great. And, um. Yeah, we've been on for maybe two minutes, like 12 minutes, immediately. I just got to

Austin. I was like, I'm just so hung over that I'm like topics in my mind. I'm like, I need to talk about something. That is wild, dude. But you know what's crazy? You still haven't told us what you did last night? That's what I did. I hung out with the pedophile. Oh, that's it. Yeah. And it was one of those nice where like, I don't know why you do this.

Do you ever like, I just saw beer and I was like, I just want to drink this as fast as I can right now. And it just, there's a certain energy that was just going around the room. And I thought, by the way, I thought he was not I was like, we're not going to talk to chicks tonight because I'm with the calling the pedophile hunter. I'm probably going to have him on the next episode.

But I'm like, I'm like, there's no way like this is going to be. And like he was actually like, girls were about, because in my mind, I'm like, that's like a dude thing where like,

dudes are like, yeah, catch the pedophiles. There was girls are like, that's like so cool. And I was like, okay. Yeah,

yeah, yeah, yeah. Wild. Yeah, he gets tail from catching pedophiles. I don't know if he does, but at the bars, girls were like, because he also like,

He's wearing this bright green suit and just has a whole vibe to it that people were like, all right, I'm going to talk to this guy. Sure. I feel like every city's not like that. Like New York, there's so many people dressed weird there that nobody's like surprised by it. But here it's kind of like Key West or like Nola where it's like an exciting city. So people see something. They're like, oh, I want to take a picture with this guy in the green shirt.

Yeah. Like I've heard about this diaper lady. Oh. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I just heard about her this week too. Yeah, yeah. She's like some homeless lady that wears a diaper or something. Yeah.

but I think she wears it on her head. Everybody's like I've seen her vagina. No, she wears it where it's supposed to be, but not all the time. Okay. Ah, okay. And what is her, what is her thing? That's just the thing. Is she just homeless and she wears a diaper?

That kind of sounds convenient, though, if you don't have, like, access to a public bathroom. It's kind of wise. Right. It makes sense. Kind of responsible, actually. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've walked by places that just smell like piss. Yeah.

Yeah. They're just, she's just clean in the streets. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, she should be saluted. Well, that's what New York just smells like piss all the time because no place will let you use the bathroom. Like, I'll be sober and I'll be like, I guess I'm going to pee behind a trash can now

because it's like there's nowhere. There's literally an app that tells you where you can shit in public. It's like there's a Barnes & Noble in the city that's just home for whoever needs to drop logs. And is it even like if you're, I'm guessing it's customer only bathrooms is what it is? Yeah, yeah, yeah. But no, but it's like, like Barnes & Noble, you don't have, like, like, every city,

like, if you go to, like, CVS, you're not using the bathroom there. You go to anywhere. Places will say they don't even have a bathroom, which doesn't make sense. I'm like, I don't think you can have a work environment with just no bathroom. Right.

Possible. Yeah, they're always just like, yeah, you can't. So you end up just pissing all over the place, and that's why the city smells bad. I mean, there's also thousands of millions of people, so. Yeah, dude. So Big Daddy was right. You just pee on walls in New York, and it's totally fine.

Who's a dead? Big Daddy. Who's Big Daddy? You ever seen the movie Big Daddy? Oh, Adam Sandler. Oh, okay. The cover is him pissing on the wall. Okay, it sounded like you had a pimp friend that you were referencing that you thought we both knew.

Yeah, yeah, Big Daddy. Big Daddy, G, that's what he always says. You know Big Daddy. But, dude, then we got into a weird thing because, like, the, uh, we met these girls and this, like, I had to standoff with the troops. It got weird. Not, not all of this. What the girl I was with was like, uh, she's like, I bought a cigarette.

And this guy's like, yeah. And then he's like, you know, I was actually a Marine in the movie. And I named something else. We're like, wait, so are you in the Marines or not? He's like, I was a Marine in the movie. Like, and he kept saying that. We're like, okay, so you're an actor? He's like, no, I'm a Marine.

And we're like, are you a Marine or not? Like, the second part of the sentence totally devalues the first part. Right, right. And then he was just like, dude, dude, he was doing that shit where he's getting like an inch away for your face. And he's like, I was like, dude, are you good? He's like, yeah, everything's good here. He's like, you think I'm trying to fight you?

I'm like, you're three inches away from my face. Like, I don't think you're trying to hang out. Like, this is a weird thing. Right. Then he started going on some, like, rant about Ulysses S. Grant that was just not interesting. It's really weird with people. He's like, you know, his real name wasn't Ulysses S. Grant. He changed it when he went to West Point.

I was like, I do not care at all. This guy seems like a fun hang. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Great time. Yeah, but he's just a random guy that, like, just would not leave. Did he follow you? No, no, he was just standing there. He's like, look, I don't want any problems at all.

Or like, just not saying anything, just staring at me. I'm like, all right, dude. Was there anything keeping you in that location? Yeah. The girl. Yeah. Oh, the girl. Yeah.

Yeah. So I was like, yeah, I'm going to stay here. And it was one of those things, too, where I was like, yeah, I was like, I don't know what this guy's thing is. Yeah. But it was just funny, too, like, not wanting to be dis. Because he's like a true. Like, there's a weird level of I'm not going to say, get the fuck out of here.

It's crazy that, like, just because he's in the Marines, I will do 50% of what he's says? Like in my mind, I'm like, I'm just not going to like be a total asshole. I would accuse him of stolen valor. Yeah. Yeah, but he was saying in a movie. So I was like, I need to get to the bottom. I wasn't going to ask him to show his card, but I was like, it was a very weird dynamic. And yeah, I just wanted to be like, stand down soldier. This is my territory or something like that. Was he trying to like hit on the girl or what? Oh, 100%. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, so this was like a battle. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You were both going for the same thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I was just stared out of him straight in the face and he's just like and I was like I can't look like a pussy but

I also don't want to disrespect this like possible veteran maybe not well who ended up talking to the girl oh me but like dude congrats yeah yeah yeah I'm better than the troops yeah yeah exactly it's been decided hero yeah yeah exactly what's crazy like the situations that like just end up looking bad like there was a fraternity at a college in florida where this guy peed off of a balcony yeah and it hit a troop like he literally and then it's like it's like this fraternity pees on the troops was like the headline. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah. And it's like you just get totally fucked by situations like that. Yeah. It's like the old fear of like peeing and a bus drives by and then you're like, fuck! Yeah, yeah.

Does that actually happen where people end up being put on registries for that? I feel like you would be, right? If you're like, because first of all, you're peeing a public, which is illegal.

But if it's like, you're just like peeing like, you think you're behind a bush and then like a bus drives by and a cop's right there. Yeah. They get you. for that, right? I would think. Yeah, yeah.

That's like a huge irrational fear of mind that I'm just like in this weird situation where like I got to pee really bad and I'm peeing in a bush and I don't realize there's like an open freeway. Yeah. And just driving by and they all have their phones out. I'm like, no. Well, I always hear a friend who makes up a weird law. He's like, no, technically if your penis is soft, it's not a sex crime.

Just like some weird throw. I'm like, I don't think that's how it works. And how would the jury decide that? Like how they're like at the angle. They're like from this picture here, it's like at a certain angle that technically is not a crap. We're talking about, so we're going to go to like the springs or whatever. And there's like a nudist.

Topas are nudist? Like, I think there's like a nude section of the Barton Creek. Yeah. Burn Springs. We were talking about how funny it would be to go to a nudist beach and only have your penis out. Like you're not, you're not naked.

Just cut a hole. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Or wearing like a suit and just your dick hang out. It's somehow the most offensive thing, but it's not technically against the rules. Right. Right. I'm self-conscious about the rest of my body. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You're like, I'm insecure about my gut, but it's like, not even ball, like, just the penis is funny, yeah. The balls would be weird too, but I guess you could technically do that as well, but. Wait, it's a zipper. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Just one ball.

But just be like, like, at Nudisbe's, be talking about, like, typical stuff. You're like, I've heard it's pretty, like, the current's pretty strong out there today. Yeah, just like the most. but just one ball out. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You should I borrow some suntan lotion?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just putting sunscreen on your one testicle. I have, I do like getting naked. Like, I'm one of those people like, I, uh, yeah, I went to a nudist bar in Key West and got completely naked, just left my socks on. It feels good. I don't know. I like, I like, I like, I don't know, I like, I don't have a big dick, but it's, it's fun to, I think that makes it okay. Yeah.

Less intimidating. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You definitely like, if there's just a guy with this big dick, it looks like a fan. Like, streaker, there's a streaker with like a tiny penis. It's always funny normally. Yeah. Yeah. I don't like... What was that? What was that? I don't like being naked unless I have to be, you know?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I don't think a big... Do you have sex to clothes on and just... Well, what I was going to say? I don't think a big dick is intimidating. You don't? No, it's aesthetically, please. anyway. I don't know.

There is a, there is like a certain, like, if someone's dick is too big and they're out in public, like, you know, who's he going to get? Right. Yeah. Or maybe. I don't know. That was, that was just the weirdest moment, Jimmy.

I don't know what was going on there for a second. Yeah, you looked uncomfortable. You felt like you were like naked right now. Is there like a story behind this or something? Yeah, yeah. No, no, no. No, it's just, I, I, um. Dude, were you molested?

This is the worst. Weirdest energy that's going on. You're thinking of repressed thoughts right now. No, no. I feel like I should talk to my therapist first before I say it on a podcast. Holy fuck. Dude, my therapist is so funny about it. She was like literally, she's like, like, I went to a dominatrix a couple weeks ago.

And I was like so nervous about talking about a podcast. My therapist is so just going. She's like, go see a dominatrix talk about it in the podcast. Like, she like wants to put me in the most anxiety-provoking situations. Your therapist told you? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you have anxiety? Yeah, I have OCD.

So it's like weird, irrational fears. And you have to like do like, you have to like purposely expose yourself to those things. Oh, wow. Yeah. Did you actually go to the Domitrix? Yeah, yeah. I talked about the last episode.

But I told you about it. It's a terrible experience. You told me about a lot of terrible things. Yeah, yeah. Just try they, did they step on your balls and stuff like that? No, no, that stuff's dangerous though. There's like, there's like a whole community, dude. Because I'll go on, I'll go on.

Twitter, like, follow Dominatrix. And there's, like, one of my favorite videos is POV for her driving a car, just hitting a guy in a pig costume. Like, you're like, oh, is she going to stop it? And she just hits a dude in a pig costume. Who comes to that? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Not to King's chain, but I'm like, what, what happened are you? You're like, wait for it. Wait for it. I get, like, literally being an, like, ideal situation. I'm just like, oh, damn, it's going to be another, like, 20 seconds.

Like, I didn't time that. So, well. Yeah, that sucks. hits you on the car and you're like, no, drive it back, drive it back. Do it again. It's very dark night-esque. You're like, come on, hit me. I want you to hit me. I want you to do it. Was this on Halloween or no? No, no, no. Wow. Okay. Yeah, yeah. The people with the, I think the animal stuff, I think they want to be in public wearing. Like, I think that's part of like the thing. Like the people with like the rubber dog masks. Okay, okay, so this is like a sex thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

But I thought her, probably, I was just looking at her stuff because she posts a bunch of ass videos. I'm not, you know, wearing a pig costume. But that's really uncomfortable. There's a kid that you walked by. I don't know if they can hear out of here. It's pretty soundproof.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm not sure if that's true at all. We heard of him laughing in here earlier, so. That's true. I had this one girl that, um, she made fun of my dick. And then I couldn't get it up. So she's like, your cock is worthless.

Worthless cock. Worthless. And then she spit in my face and I loved it. And I jerked off to that for years. I still, that's still one of my things I go to. Yeah.

Dude, I love how shy you were at the beginning of the podcast. And then you're like, some girls spit in my face and said I was worthless and I jerk off to it. Yeah. But here's the, here's the funny thing. She,

I guess she was an alcohol. And she got sober. And then like when you're in when you're in a 12 step program, you have to like make amends. And she called me and she's like, I'm sorry. I said you're disliked. Yeah. She didn't say that. Sorry for that night.

I was, you know, I was in a dark place. And I did a lot of things without thinking about how it's going to feel. And I just told her, I'm like, I jerk off to that all the time. You don't have to be upset at all. That's so funny. Can you say some of the people you've shared with, apologize to? Yeah, I guess. Yeah, I'm in recovery.

I made amends with my parents. I made amends to friends. That's basically the big ones. Exes and stuff like that. It's like if you make amends to people as long as it won't cause more harm. So there's like a couple of exits. I'm like, they don't want to hear it for me. Yeah.

So I'm gonna just let him be. I had a friend call me one time and he apologized for all the wrong things. He was like, yeah, man, I'm really sorry that one time I took weed from you. And I was like, dude, one time took my dad's car, drove it drunk on Xanax and fucked a hooker. And I was like, there was so much other shit that you did. And he's just like, yeah, I guess I was blacked out. I don't remember all the real bad things I did. In his defense, that is pretty cool.

Dude, it was sick. That is pretty cool. Dude, it was spring break. I was, like, mean to him. And he literally was like, yeah, I'm going to go take your dad's car. It went to like a motel. And he comes back. He like, fucks his hooker.

And then he comes back with this giant dude, like your size, giant beard. It was bike week in Daytona. And he's like, this is Ed. He also went to Florida State University. I'm like, I don't think so. And I also don't care. He's just, like, imagine just Hagrid in the corner of the room just drinking Evan Williams with like college kids.

And we're like, why the fuck is his? guy here. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Was he older, too? Yeah, he was like, he was like a 60 year old guy. And I'm like, why is he here with us? And like, not smiling. Like, literally just drinking Evan Williams.

Like, this guy looks like he's going to murder us. Like, he definitely gave your friend like whatever drugs he wanted. And that's why he's there. Yeah, I would assume, right? Yeah, he's like, yeah, I'll bring you to this party. He's just like, I don't care about anything. Probably. Yeah.

Have you ever, have you, have you, you're, you're from Melbourne. So is there a big biker? Big biker? Like, culture there? Yeah. Not necessarily. There's a lot of people that,

I mean, there's a lot of motorcycles. Yeah. And which is crazy because it is so dangerous to drive a motorcycle in Florida because people drive so. Oh, yeah. So erratic.

But, yeah, no, I had this stage in my life where I wanted to buy a motorcycle. Like, really bad. He could do a motorcycle. I don't think you could do a motorcycle.

Yeah. Well, he could do like a crotch rocket. one. I would have to get a Harley. I'm like one of those fastbites looks weird. Yeah. You watch like with those Yamaha. That was so insulting. Yeah.

Why can't I have a Harley? I didn't say a Vespa. I said like you'll get like a fast buy. I just wanted you to answer me. Why can't I have a Harley? Harley's like for like the men. Me and him had Harleys it would make sense. Yeah. Because it's like oh it's like the truck of the bikes.

Because we're big strong men. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We're like jacked, dude. Maybe like an electric bicycle for you Should you work? And I have to ride a crotch rocket. Maybe like a live scooter. I'll spit in my face. That's fair.

Making assumptions. That's fine. Well, if you had like a sports car, you'd be able to get in, no problem. I feel like I would need a truck. Yeah.

You know what I'm saying? So like Harley, Vespa. Yeah. I'm like a cross rocket. What am I? I'm like a Vespa. I'm

the scooter the scooter Peter Parker drove in Spider-Man wait wait I don't even remember oh like the little yeah

yeah yeah yeah yeah Parker you were late again yeah it's mad at

a little clown or yeah yeah I don't know Peter Parker is an honest guy he worked a job and he was

Spider-Man yeah but it'd be so much cool to be fair everybody I know that drives a motorcycle

drives a drunk, which is cool. Like, I don't, I don't, I don't, it's rare. It is pretty cool. I don't like what people are like, cigarettes actually aren't cool. I'm like, no, it's sick. You're really saying I'm not afraid of cancer. They're very cool.

Yeah, it's pretty badass. Cool is looking aesthetic. Like, someone getting on stage at smoking a cigarette and then talking to you about it, it's like, oh, that guy's cool. Yeah, but I don't like to smell. Also, it gives you time to think. You could be like, I'm hungry.

Oh. What is it? Airplanes are weird. What if all cigarette smokers are really, they're just nervous guys that don't know how to fill the silence? This is them thinking of a response. I bet they are. I bet there's a lot of people who get like, you know,

like, oh, that guy's so prophetic. Yeah. And he's just like, oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. That guy can smoke a cigarette and water in hell.

Oh, my, oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. You think he's... What am I doing with my life? What am I doing with my life? please don't talk to me, please don't talk to me. Yeah. What's up?

They put it on. Well, it's like there was always the kid in high school that girls wanted to fuck because he was like quite and mysterious. But he was always like a stoner guy who was just scared. Like he's scared and talked to chicks there. But he's like, he's like, he's so mysterious. Look at him. And he's just like, oh, it's up.

But, yeah, I remember Lucas, he's a guy who you've heard on the podcast. The guy who overdosed on fentanyl. I don't have to say his last name. He's still alive. We're good. But he would always, uh, he would always, uh, he would always, like, drive his motorcycle drunk. And, like, the way he said, I was like,

do you really should not drive tonight? He goes, it's the only way I know how to do it. And it just, like, rides off. I'm like, that's sick. That's awesome. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's like, been ride bikes, my whole life, not changing any time soon.

And you're like, you might die tonight, but I wouldn't want to change who you are. It's badass. Guys like that never die. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Heroes will be remembered, but legends never die. Yeah.

Well, this fucking guy, dude, it's like, literally, one of those nights he got in a, bike accident. He was doing wheelies. And like the night, I told him I was like, hey, don't do that. He's like, it's all I know. And then he also

did coke with fentanyl in it. Like, this guy does not die. Yeah, I don't care. Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Yeah, yeah. I think that applies to that. Yeah. It's a drunk driving motorcycles. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But it's also

one of those things too where it's like, whenever somebody dies, it's a weird complex in your brain because you're like, oh man, a phone only he would have gotten sober, but then there's a little piece of you that's like, but that's who we were. Like, it's weird. As a sober guy, you probably have a different perspective on it. But like, I have friends that were like huge drinkers that died and like it definitely didn't help.

And like in your mind you're like, yeah, but that's who we were. There's no, I mean, you could have gotten sober lived a great life, but in your mind you're like, couldn't picture it any other way. Yeah. On his own terms. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, it's easier to look at it like that. Totally. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like, it's more of a bummer to be like, oh, if you only got sober.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. but um yeah um yeah sobriety is great let them let them carry the show you want a cigarette dude it would help so much

yeah vape it doesn't work as well with a vape dude yeah i i've been smoking cigarettes recently and i like getting back into it the next morning i don't but like drunk cigarettes just nothing to be like a babe doesn't really give me the same thing it doesn't look cool at all no it's like so many people can you can do them anywhere It is cool if you do it like this.

Definitely not. That is very cool. You should have blown it out. Yeah. It's like, I don't need my whole hand. Look at that. I am, do you mind if I take a puff of that and cough my brains out again? Yeah, just go slow.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I do everything so aggressively. Like, even when I eat food, I just cram it in my mouth. Do you? Yeah. Oh, I actually noticed that the other day. You were like. He loves shutting doors aggressively hard.

You do. Yeah, I've been driving Michael around and he's slamming doors to a point where I have to... Every time he comes in, my car, I'm like, nice and easy. It's just... But, yeah, that's... You're living life hard. I wouldn't want it any other way. Yeah. No, it's... How are you around small animals? Like, do you hug them? I hug him too hard. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, yeah, everything... Yeah, it's like, I'll, like, when I smoke cigarettes, I'm like, when I smoke weed, I'm like, and I freak out every time.

I've been smoking weed. for like a very long time now and every time I smoke too much every day in my life I smoke too much pot why do you still smoke? Well because I like basically like what happens is five minutes and I have a panic attack that eventually goes away

and then it's fun but I always just like every single time I smoke pot I go that was way too much fuck and then yeah which I actually brought through customs by accident I did I brought actual weed through custom which they just don't give a fuck anymore I know so many people who

brought in their purse and they're like, yeah, it doesn't even matter now. You know, for me, when I got high, it was just, the exciting part for me was like being excited about not being high anymore. Yes. Yeah, I'm like, I just can't wait not to be high.

Yeah. That was fun. When you're coming down from it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like, wow, this is what it could have been. Yeah. I just didn't do this. Totally.

But I've also realized that's like a lie to myself because like whatever I smoke weed is like a 15 year old and stuff like that, I'll be like, I could have just not smoked weed and I would have been fine. I'm like, well, I probably would have also just been in my own thoughts in a different way, just not as I guess aggressively in my thoughts. Oh yeah, the

stirring anxiety of of weed. Do you ever like smoke weed and then go on stage? Yes. And I sometimes goes well. I did a weed show recently and I did it. It goes well if I do crowd work. Because your material feels so corny. Yes.

You're like, look at me. You're like, what about this? and that joke. You're like, this is so cheesy. You're like, I'm a fake person. And you never sound like yourself when you're reciting your jokes and you're hot. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're like, this is weird. Why would anyone say this? Yeah, yeah. But I remember one time I was really high at a show, and like, you do say some things that are, like, very

autistic and that's funny because it's like such a weird observation. Like, these girls, like, got up and left right when I got on stage and I was like, I don't even want to perform if the hot whores aren't going to be here. It's like the most insane thing to ever say. Or you'll, like, have a weird observation about. a guy in the front row, you're like, why are you wearing your button like that? And then just go on that for like five minutes. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. It does help when the audience knows you're hot. Yeah, I can't not say it. Like, I'm such a child with that. Like, I have to be like, I'm so fucking high right now. Like, I have to let people know that's what's good. So they know that you're cool. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

So ever since you started smoking, you always got, like, anxious from it or like an anxiety attack kind of thing? Yeah. first time I smoked weed, it didn't really work that well. I got, like, kind of hot, and we planned it so much. Like, I remember I had, like, a project, and my tutor at the time, she's like, do you smoke weed? She's like, this, like, this, like, hot older chick.

And I was like, no, I'm back to this weekend. She's like, you should totally smoke weed after this project. You're working hard. I'm like, fuck. And I, like, I got, like, a giant smart water bottle. Like, I was, like, the opposite of peer pressure. I was like, I'm going to go way out of my way to get weed. I was like, I want to do it.

I was like, I was very, like, on, like, the form. I was like, okay, we'll take exactly like 0.3 milligrams of, like, cannabis. And, uh, which I later found out we were smoking like the most cancerous way possible. Like literally like out of a... Yeah, it was literally a pen cap with... Dude, you're just looking so far in the distance right now. Is there something going outside? No, I'm just baked out of my mind.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I'm listening. Yeah, but it was like a pen cap and then like a socket just covered in tinfoil. And I was like, tinfoil is fine. That's what crackhead smoke out of. Yeah, they're not making wrong choices. Wait, that's not bad, is it? I hope not.

That's terrible for you. It's pretty bad. Oh, no. People think it, like, causes Alzheimer's. Yeah, I've got, I've found that out after using tinfoil to smoke as well. Huh. I used to smoke hookah all time. Oh, yeah, that's like all hookah is.

Like, you have to do with tinfoil with those cubes on top, dog. Yeah. You smoke hookah all the time. Well, for me, they... Also, I don't know how they would know that smoke, like, lighting tinfoil leads to all like, how would they do that research? But doesn't the water fill up? turn out? That's what I think.

No, that's like, that was said and knocked up, and I believed it for years. He's like, no, I smoke out of a bong. It cuts out all the addictive chemicals. And I was like, there was like a year to like middle school or high school. I was like, yeah, no, I don't smoke. I only smoke out of bongs. I don't want to get addicted to weed. That's not a thing at all. Filters are all the addictive shit. I hear Seth Rogen saying that in my head right now. But it was funny too because like what happened was like, we couldn't

like, the guy wasn't getting back to us. So we saw these two girls walking and I walked up to them. And we're like 14. I was like, you guys. holding. They're like, what are you talking about? I was like, you guys holding? And they were like, what? Or like, do you guys have weed? You're like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. What's holding?

Like, holding, like, you have drugs on you. I heard it in like a Jay and Silent Bob movie. I'm like, this is how all the pot that's talking. Both coke heroin and your cock. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, and then we smoked. And I literally, my parents were drug testing me. So I had a friend pee in like a Purell container and I taped it to my penis just as

like a as like a fake dick. thing. Not a fake thing. It's not like, people are like, oh, is that your penis? It's just like a dick. No way he's doing drugs.

Yeah. That's a clean, sterile dick. That's a dick right there. If I've ever seen it. No, I did not get away with it. Somebody, what happened was like,

this is how fucking stupid I was. I would go back to like the dock. We had like, it was my friend's dock. They had like a house on the lake that they didn't use, which is crazy. and we kept the weed there

and I would go with like this is how fucking stupid I was I was like maybe if I write poetry and my dad catches me smoking weed I can convince him that it's good for me like in my mind so I had like a poem with me and I was like he'll catch you smoke a weed I'll be like dad it makes me more creative

oh my god so I literally would show up with like a like a pre-written poem I was like yeah he's gonna yeah because he like has my dad has like respect for the arts I guess but like not like he's just gonna let me smoke weed sure But, and then what happened was, I, like, brought some friends there,

and then somebody ratted me out and said I was, like, a huge drug dealer. And it was, like, the second time I smoked pot. Wow. Yeah, and my parents were, like, we're going to drug test you. So just tell us right now. We heard you smoke pot. And I was like, yeah. But it was, like, yeah.

But it was, like, yeah, no. And then my wrestling coach found out, because he's like, why are you grounded? And he's like, I was like, I got smoking weed. He's like, oh, I'm going to teach you a lesson. He fucked up a move and, like, broke my ang. ankle. Yeah.

And then he never really like fully apologize. He's like, and my parents too were lied. They're like, you shouldn't have been smoking pot. And I was like, this is the fucking 80s right now. I'll fucking show you, pussy. It just hits you. Yeah. Remember, he like, he was like, no, what you got to do is he, we know it's broken at

the time. He's like, you got to get the blood flowing to it. He's like, walk on it. You really walk out. So just walk on this tournament. She's like, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. Oh, my God. Oh my God.

This guy sucks. Oh, he totally sucked. Yeah. And then the next week we had a field trip to Bush Gardens, which is like a sweet theme park. And then I get in line and we wait for like 30 minutes to get to like Shikra, which is like the sweetest ride there. And they're like, oh, actually you got a broke like you can't ride this ride. You actually you can't ride any of the rides here. So I just had to sit outside every single ride.

And all my friends were like, dude, that was so much fun. They're like, dude. And there's just a whole day of that. devastating. I had a similar experience to not being able to ride any of the rides at Bush Gardens. Oh, my God.

I don't fit on any of them. Oh, really? Yeah. My dad goes, hey, it's Father's Day, first of all. And he's like, hey, we should go to a theme park.

Yeah, yeah. I go to a theme park with my best friend and my dad. The theme was disappointed. Yes. And I had to sit there and watch my best friend ride roller coasters with my dad.

they have pictures together of them like do it like a thumbs up they gave me a balloon they made me wait at the end of every single shit sucked dude you can get it like frames dude that be so funny your dad like once a week looks at he's like that was such a good day not disappointing son he asked me he goes you want to go again and I was like fuck no I've got better yeah

Dude, no. Yeah, I remember one time I went to an amusement park and they barely got me like, like the guy were like pushing them out. Isn't that freaky? Yeah, and then I was like, all right, this is the last time I'll ever go to an amusement park. And it was.

Yeah. That was enough. Yeah, that was enough. You know, because if I'm going up, I'm not going to be you, you know? Right. Yeah. Dude, it's embarrassing.

Yeah. One of them, I was like, oh, I fit on the test seat. And I apparently did not. And they kicked me off in front of the fucking whole line. Dude, a test seat is so humiliating. They're all like, we're going to decide if you're fit enough to ride this. And they're like, they're calling their coworkers. Yeah.

We don't want to waste time with the line because we know it's going to be awkward. You're going to have to go back. So in front of everybody waiting, we see if it could fit on you. You know what they did when they kicked me off? They were like, well, here's a voucher. So you could skip the line to any of the other rides. that you won't fucking fit off. What the fuck?

The best is still that family guy where he's like, he's like, you might be too fat for this ride. He's like, how do we know? He's like, you have to not look hilarious on this little bicycle. Peter goes out and he goes, I'm sorry, sir.

Me and my other buddy who's like even like fatter than me, we went to Universal. We made a video of us not fitting on every single ride. And we did it as a joke. And actually we went viral. It did well.

Yeah. And Universal saw it. And they sent me like a big apology like Twitter. They were like, let us know if you want to come to the poor. Yeah. I thought I was like a fat activist. Yeah. That's a thing like that women who was like.

You started a movement. Yeah. Or the movement of no movement. Yeah. There was like that woman I think she was like, she like went off on like jet blue or something because she didn't have seatbelt extender. She's like everyone should just come with a seatbelt extender. I was pushing my seatbelt to win it. Oh, really?

Yeah, it has to be at the edge to fit. But you've got a lot of muscle on you. So it looks like, yeah, you know what I mean? Like, like, yeah, I genuinely, yeah. I just wanted to be nice, man. Hold on. Finish the sentence. Go ahead and finish.

Looks good on you. There you go. Yeah. You're strong, bro. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I can't figure out. That's why, like, I'm like, I don't know which way I'm going to go. I'm like, I could keep eating the same amount and try to be like one of those.

I mean, never going to be you, but you know what I mean? Nothing like that. I'm not going to be you, you filthy fucking animals. They'll never understand the not fat people. No, they're not going to, they don't get it. And we live in a culture where we can't complain about it. because you see videos of, like, fat people being, like,

fatty McDoodoo's about it. Yeah. It's a good way, put it. Yeah. Yeah. They ruin it for everybody. I know.

Yeah, it's got to be hard. Oh, look at this guy doing his fatty McDoodoo dance on the internet. That's me. And then I'm like, that's fucking numah,

Numa, Numa guy. Yeah. Fucked. Yeah. This boomba, Wumba. This making a life hard

for our chumbbas. I was like slightly bigger than I am now for you know like I lost a little bit of weight and I was just totally taking fat valor like left right I was like you know as like a fat guy this is cool like I would say things I was just like sort of out of shape yeah you're not one of us yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah like a DNA test and you're like 2% black yeah he has a black guy yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah all the time dude because I'd hear like a fat person complain about I'm like I'm fat as shit who gives it but I was like slightly out of shape but it's mostly because my family would just always

roast me when I got gain weight but it really just didn't bother me I don't know but my ex did not like it she's like the stomach is getting in the way during sex and I'm like okay yeah yeah that was the only thing that I was like all right maybe now I'll start exercising but fascinated yeah yeah yeah well

well we all can't do things like I can't ride Harley so you can't ride roller coasters yeah I can't ride roller coasters you can't lift over 100 pounds it's totally fine I can't. But that's... No, you can.

Damn, wait, can you really not? I don't know. I don't really, I don't look at the... You were, you're living. We've been working out

like every day together. You've been lifting. I saw you in that. Yeah, but I don't know. I don't think I lift over a hundred. Like, every machine it's like between 70 and 90.

Oh, okay. That's why you're all like cutting shit. This is turned to like compliments because I think I got, was mean to him. Thank you. There's no longer a comedy podcast. That's just compliment.

The listeners are like, these fucking nerds, why they're being nice? to each other. I don't care about that. Yeah. The funny part, though, when you had a broken, or no, okay, I thought you had a broken leg and I literally just remembered that whole part where you said you couldn't ride roller coasters because you were too fat. So now I take back what I was doing. Well, no, I have tore my ACL like three times. Did you have to, I remember I had to go to the beach

and I had to put like a condom on it, which was like, we're trying to hit on chicks in the beach. And I just had this giant plastic boot. There's just so on a, like it looks like, there's something about medical devices that are just so not hot. Like it looks very disgusting. That's what was preventing me from hitting on women at the beach was the fat guy at the beach. It was like, dude, if I didn't have this brace on, I'd be tearing it up. I think I got my dick sucked in that cast. I was very proud of that. Dude, nice. Yeah, it was a good beach trip. This is my first blow job was a number that was written in the sand and I just called it. It was a girl that was like two years older and she's like,

yeah, I'm going to grab dinner with my family, but afterwards we should hang out. And then, yeah, just had my broken leg. I was like, you want to sign the cast? A number written in the sand. Like she literally like wrote her number in the sand. You called it or? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was like, hey, who's this? And she's like, oh, I'm like some chick up here with big titties. I'm like, she's like, I want to suck some guy's dick.

I'm going to run the number here. You better have a broken ankle. And it worked. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Dude, that's like, because that's like finding a number on a bathroom stall and not being someone trying to kill you. Yeah.

The odds, the amount of dudes that probably walked by that and they're like, what is it going to be some chick who's going to blow me? Doubtful. Yeah. What do you think I'm a fucking idiot? Yeah, yeah. Not again. I'm not falling for this one again. I have a friend who wrote another friend's name on a bus stop in, what was it? I think it was Key West and he's like called this number for good blow jobs. And the guy like, I think Key West is hard to get to. They lived in Miami. It's like a five hour drive from Miami. And this guy said like instead of changing his number, he literally just drove to Key West for the day and like scraped his name off of the bench. I thought you're going to say instead of changing his number, he just sucked all those guys. that would have been easier than driving the Key West than all. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

There's only an idiot would call a number you see in fucking public. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you have real fucking stupid. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Have you been to Key West? No, don't they have, like, that fucking freaky-ass, like, bridge? That's like a couple miles long, just overwatered on. Yeah, yeah.

But I drive, like, they have one of those in Tampa. It's like only a couple miles long. I bet it's like a St. Pete to Tampa one? Yeah, it's like a three to, it's like a three, five minutes where you're just, If you drive over that at night, you just look left and right. You're just like darkness, bro. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I just immediately think of jaws and like, what if I just fucking.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I get those weird thoughts. Yeah, I had to do that drive one time because, like, I was in one of the keys of my family, and I thought I had COVID. You know when you heard one person had COVID and you're like, well, I definitely have it now. And, yeah, I was one of those people who got tested all the time. Because I would be reckless and then get tested all the time. And then it was a weird battle between me telling my friends to fuck. off because they'd be like, you're so reckless.

And I'm like, yeah, I got tested last week, though, did you? And they'd be like, no. Were you in New York, right? Well, no, because six months of COVID, I was in Florida. Dude, we did the first show together. You remember that? Oh, my God, you're right. It was a beach house.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got a lot of shit for that. Oh, I told them to take me off the flyer. I was like, do not put me on the flyer because New York comics are like, literally they're like, you raped my grandma. You're killing everybody. Yeah. Dude, people were literally like, I literally like, I literally heard people say they're like,

my grandma would still be here if it wasn't for these people. You're like, Jesus Christ. It wasn't for you. Yeah, that was a very virtuous time for a lot of people. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I had someone, like, bash me entirely on the internet for doing that show outside at a beach. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. It didn't force anyone to, like, after, like, everything goes down, they're just like, hey, what's up? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Was all that just, like, for show? Like, what the fuck? Yeah.

Well, I still give Dan Carney so much. I think I told you about this, like, the night of COVID. like the weekend before. The night of living COVID. There was one night where it was like, we're like, the world's not going to shut down. And then that Monday, the world shut. Or something like that.

I believe it was St. Patrick's Day or something like that. And I remember I was texting Dan Carney. I give him shit for this like literally once a week. He goes, anybody who goes out this weekend is responsible for thousands of lives. And I went, I completely agree and just went to the bars and blacked out. It just was a complete piece of shit. I was ironically that night. I was eating Chinese food.

with Christoff. Oh yeah, you're like, we're gonna be doing this for a while. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We went and got like fucking

like supplies and shit. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I remember it was funny that first, that first week where you're like, dude,

if I do the right things, this will be over. Like, I remember I was like, I was so mad at people. I was like, why aren't you wearing her mask? Like,

if we just wear this we'll be good in a week. That, uh, boy, were we wrong. I remember like, I was like in like,

in like, I was drinking back then and I was depressed and I wasn't leaving the house anyways. I was, like, excited that everyone else was staying. And I was like, yeah. And then I had a reason not to do anything. So I loved COVID for a while.

Yeah. Well, I liked it because I could do shows in Florida. And there was a special feeling when you're doing shows and nobody else in the world. I do three shows a week and drink the other rest of the nights the week. And I'd be like, I'm like one of the hardest working comics in the world right now. And I literally like that day, like I remember I'll be my buddy. We would take Xana's and drink and go canoeing.

And it was like the most fun experience ever. Zanx and canoeing. What a combo. Totally. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Very calming. Yeah. Oh, how was that?

Dude, amazing until my friend started getting crazy. So what happened is he's like, there's this island in the middle of the lake. And he's like, dude, we should take some more Xanax. I was like, no, dude, I'm, I've been drinking beers all day. I'm like, no, he goes, so you're going to make me take it and drive? And I was like, what?

All right. Just don't take it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was like, all right, dude, I guess. So I fucking took it. and then we, I remember, it was so funny because he met my parents. He just still obviously drove, like, just way too fucked up. And then he saw my parents, and he's such a sharp guy.

My parents were like, he's really got it figured out. And I'm like, if only you knew. And then we go back to his house. He's like this, like, preppy white guy, but he has, like, lots of hood friends. So he brings over this, like, hood dude. And for, like, an hour, I just have this vague memory of me taking cool pictures and videos of them with, like, money and guns. Like, literally, like, he had, yeah.

like hundreds, like he was Jesus Christ like his arms out like this. And the other guy just had like a Glock right here. And then he was like, dude, then we went to a strip club and then it was like, my buddy's like, yeah, I'm going to bring my Glock to the strip club. I was like, what? He goes, dude, people always get shot at strip clubs.

You got to break your gun. I was like, yeah, because guys like you bring their gun to the strip club. And then we went, it was masks on, tits out. Like that was like the the, yeah, yeah, yeah. The promotional. Dude, it was kind of sexy. Like there was a sexy, like seediness to it. It felt like I was in like a

like a James Bond movie where he goes to a foreign country and there's like a thing. And one of my friends was like a he was a fighter and he just like won a fight. So he had like two black eyes and is literally just emotionally throwing money. Like like literally just like not even like sexy doing he's just like throwing piles of money.

And then yeah. And I remember I snuck into Uber with just like it was like last call, so I just had like five beers down my pants. I spilled all over the place. And that was as far from the last time I took Xanax. Continued to take it here or there. I got to do Xanax more. Sounds like a blast.

That's like the correct way to do it. But I ended up, dude, last weekend I, yeah, I've had weird scenarios where like I don't, I'm not going to defend my drug use. I do it. But I took, Kalanipin's like a weaker Xanax. And I took that like, uh... I think it's as stronger, is it?

It's like... No, it just lasts longer. Oh, is it? Yeah, yeah, it's weaker, yeah. Yeah, but I took it and I was going to go to, uh, what's it called? Like, uh, I was going to go to bed. And then my friend's like, dude, this guy, we met at this comedy show, like, invited us to this casino and he's going to pay for all of our drinks all night.

And I was like, I guess I'll go. And, uh, so I ended up just getting, like, it was like, there's something very amazing about being in a casino, being drunk and on Kalanapan and being like, I don't give a fuck about it. anything. Yeah. It was a really wonderful, like, winner's mentality.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Literally, it was like, I was like, this is the most at peace I've ever felt in my life. And it was literally just like 2 a.m. And I'm like, the lights are awesome. I was like, this is, life is beautiful. Wow. It really is a Zen thing not to give a fuck about anything.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's just, you achieved it with Klonapin. Yeah. However you have to get there is fun. Some people meditate, like, work out, you know, healthy shit. Yeah. Beer's and clients.

I think that'll be the last, yeah, it was like, I wasn't like hammered, but it was just like this level of, and I love when I, there's something great about being drunk and saying, I don't give a fuck, like literally saying it out loud. Like nobody cares that you don't care, but they're just like, hey, nice to see you. You're like, I don't give a fuck. And you got to say fuck like that. Yeah, fuck.

It's like one of the only times where someone who's saying out loud, I don't give a fuck actually doesn't give a fuck. Yeah, yeah. Most people say, I don't go fuck. They give a fuck. Yeah, yeah. care a lot. But I'm like wildly responsible. I didn't gamble a single dollar. Like I was

literally like I was like I just I love the environment. Like I love the lights. I love just the whole. It's beautiful. I was like this is this is great. I took like some great pictures of my friends and it was a good time. That's so sweet. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a magical evening. Just taking pictures of your

friends. Yeah, yeah, yeah. My buddy James is like James is the best. James is the best. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's just like too like we were like hooky up with chicks but we were just hanging out with like random girls. It's like him with like, he always has this like very blank James Pontillo, he was in the last episode of you're listening but he's a very blank look on his face.

So just like a very average guy with like two girls being like all slutty and stuff like that. You're like, yeah, it's nice. It's a good time. Yeah. I think we're, uh, we're about to wrap up though. Is there anything you guys want to promote? Um, I got, um, I know you fucking lying

podcast with David Jolly and Ike Rafferty coming out in a couple weeks, episode one. You can go to, uh, I. Oh shit. I know. I K. And.

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No, you helped. I couldn't. I just didn't want to. No, I couldn't think of. Are you just like that? No, I'm just dumb. Yeah.

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