Morning Good - Case Closed - Episode 302

Episode Date: February 8, 2026

Dave Caggiano and Aubrey Thurman join the show for today's episode. They talk about shifting realities, wanting more Ghislaine and less Jeff in the Epstein files, and Michael being officially Herpes 2 negative.Thanks to Aubrey for joining the show for the first time and to Dave for coming back on. Check out Dave on previous episodes of the show and hit the links down below for even more.Aubrey is on Instagram @thurmanatorjudgmentday and TikTok @thurmanatorsalvation. Dave is on Instagram @davecaggiano.As always, find Michael Good on Instagram @michaelgoodcomedy and on Twitter @agoodmichael. Check out the show on YouTube and follow the official Instagram page @morninggoodpodcast.

Thanks for the F-Shack. I love dirty mic and the boys. Hey, are you dirty mic and the boys? How you know who we are? What's this? They called the podcast? Morning, very good. Oh, I love it.

Hey, welcome to the air. Thanks. Welcome to morning. And we're here with Dave Kajiano. Me. And Aubrey Thurman. Me. Hello.

All right. Sweet. Yeah. And you guys heard the news, but I don't have fucking herpes. too. Oh, you didn't even build it? Oh, yeah, yeah. I was going to be like, there's a lot of stuff in the news. The files just dropped and it is confirmed. I do not have a lot of it. I was going to live call my mom on the show because I feel like she'd have some funny stuff to say about it.

But, um, now, I just couldn't hold it anymore. I was like, I'm going to fucking tell. The only part is like online. They're like, you should really wait 16 weeks. I'm like, I'm not, I'm fucking calling it a day. They should, online, you should wait 16 weeks to what? To tell the internet? No, to test again. Oh, oh. I was like, I thought it was like

pregnant for you. You know what I mean? It's like you're after the day. It's supposed to wait until after 10 weeks because the risk, you know, of a miscarriage goes down. Yeah, yeah. Oh yeah. I'm not announcing.

I don't know. I'm just like, dude, it's been a month. The other person didn't have it. It's like, fuck it. At this point, it's like,

can you, has this changed your, um, perspective on your sexual? 100%. Yeah. Um, because I'm invincible.

I'm going to actually go out. I'm doubling down. I'm going to celebrate with unpersexual sex with a prostitute this weekend. That's the whole plan. It's probably the safest way to go, honestly. Yeah, yeah. No, it is funny, though, because, like, in my mind, I was like, if I ever get out of this unscathed, I'm just totally different me. And I am, like, genuinely, I'm going to be different.

But it was funny that there was a part of me that was like, I knew it wasn't that easy to get. Like, I was, I was like, I could catch it. Yeah. Did you already tell, I don't know, have you told, like, a story of, like, why or how or in detail? Yeah, I was getting head and I spazzed and pulled my dick out of this woman's mouth and scrape my dick on her tooth. Oh, so you were like, oh, there's an open wound? Yeah. And like, does she have herpes?

No, but what happens is, apparently you can get herpes from, like, injuries on your dick if you already have herpes. I've herpes one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And if you already have herpes one. Yeah, yeah, of course, yeah. I got it in like the eighth grade. But it's like, apparently you can, like, there's a likely. chance I've gotten herpes one on my dick before.

And I just didn't notice it because I have some sort of like... Right. It's like staff or something where the bacteria is always there. Right. Yeah, but you're just like... Because it's like the chance I've gotten head from somebody with a cold sore is very high. You, yeah, yeah. Gave you head, yeah. I don't get cold sores. I think I'm immune to that.

Have you ever had it? I had it one time in the eighth grade, never had it again. Head, no. Got it one time and gave it one time in eighth grade. The crazy issue is, you know there's a herp is one through six or one through eight. There's, dude, this is like, this is like the godfather. It's like, it's like the one

and two are the big hits, but did you know there's like six godfathers? Is that a thing? Yeah, there's like a shit ton of godfathers. Wait, movies? It's only three. No, I think there's, I think there's at least four. What? No, they're only three. Are we talking about the books? No, when I'm talking about the book? No, there's Al Pacino dies and the third one.

Yeah. Yeah, there's more than three. Okay, I don't. No, it's three. It's called Godfather. Coda. Like, it's done. All right, you guys continue. Yeah. There are three. Well, there's definitely eight herpes. They go,

guess what herpes three is? What? We're gonna do this. Herpes Cota. You just turn into one big sore. Yeah, yeah. Herpes becomes snooky. Chicken pox is herpes three.

Oh, yeah, that's, what is it, HSV? Yeah, but then it starts changing to HHV. It gets very, but still called the herpes simplex virus, something else. Yeah.

Herpes four, get this, mono. So I don't understand their skates. The reckoning. Can you get, you can jump straight to herpes four then. People get mono.

Like in eighth grade, or in like, this is gonna be my thing. People are like, you have herpes one? I'm like, yeah, have you had herpes four?

I don't know, sleep you've had mono. Even if it was in the sixth grade. I don't. So you can jump around. Yeah, yeah. It's good on its own. You don't need to watch that.

You don't need to see. But two seems to be the one everybody cares. I mean, chicken spots, I get if you get shingles as an adult, it's a big deal. But additionally,

it's like, people only really care. If you said I had chicken box when I was like 20 and I don't have it anymore, people would be like, whatever. But you can't say I had herpes too and don't have it anymore because it would be like, I don't know. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's such a weird.

It's one of those lifelong things, right? Yeah, but it's like some people, I was talking somebody the other day, they had an out of break in like five years. Now, I am such a dick because I really confide. And a lot of people who came forward and they're like, I have herpes too. You're going to be okay. I remember when I found out it was a big deal. And I'm like, you're such a good friend.

No, you're like, ha, idiot. Gross, idiot. Ew. Skank. Slot. Wear a fucking condom, you weirdo. People, like, herpes is probably more stressful than AIDS at this point. I think if you're having, if you get HIV, you're probably a gay guy and you're probably

like, all my friends at. No, you're probably, you're probably, the gay community, I guess talking about my gay friends. Like, everybody has herpes, the gay community. I'm like, yeah, but you guys are different. Having sex with a woman, there's a lot of, like, you know, they're like, they're weighing out the pros in cars. They're throwing punches trying to fight you off. All these things.

Yeah. All these things you've got to add up in your head. So, yeah, that was, it's definitely a different community with that. They just don't give a fuck. Yeah. The Dodgers are funny, too, because the doctor's like, fucking, we're a condom and don't tell anybody about this. It would be gone in four days if it's herpes to it.

And I was like, well, I changed. Wait, did you get a diagnosis? So, uh, no. Did you get any outbreak? Yeah, I had a sore on my dick. They swabbed it. It said it was herpes. I was like, oh, they said it was herpes.

Yes. Oh. But you could have one on your dick. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. But I got blood tested that week and it said HSV-1 positive, which has been forever. HSP-2 negative. Right.

Which is normal, which is hilarious. Yeah. It says HSV-1 high in like red letters. Yeah. They're like, you got a lot of one. You got a whole lot of one. We're just, I was like, oh, you have herpes one very high. I was like, oh, so does I don't have herpes too?

They're like, no, this is worse. It's just so much one. The problem is I have OZs in my head. I'm like, what if it still hasn't? But then a month later I tested and I was negative. for two again. So I'm like, look, maybe by some chance it's still

AI, Google AI, so there's a 97% chance it catches it four weeks after. Yeah, yeah, you're fine. But then Chad GBT's like, well, you know, some people still don't show positive. I'm like, what am I supposed to just not use my dick for 16 weeks? Yeah, it's like, I'm like, fuck that.

Chad GPD will literally be like, obviously it's not cancer, but it's probably cancer. You're probably, you're probably, you're going to fall off. You're going to die. Yeah. Did I? I was, hugging up with this girl at one point

and she didn't want to blow, we were texting, she didn't want to blow me without a condom on because she was like, have I told you this? You told me this. I did. Okay. And she was like, I'll tell you, Aubrey. She was like, well, I don't want to believe her a condomone because I was like, who the fuck you just have with a condom

on? And she's like, well, I might get AIDS. And then we spent like 15 minutes arguing about if you can get AIDS from giving head, which you can't. But like, technically you could. You know what I mean. And then after like 15 minutes, I was like, wait a second. I was like, I don't have AIDS. I was like, what are we arguing about? I forgot. I don't have AIDS. You're fine. You're going to get AIDS.

Yeah, I think like two things happen. For one, I'm like, I'm definitely wearing condoms. I'm being more safe. But for two, I'm like, it does seem like, like once I looked into it, dude, it's like, if you wear a condom and take Valtrex, there's a 1% chance. Or over the course of a year, it's like a 0.5% chance you give somebody herpes. as a dude. So there's a dude, but getting it's even less. Like, if a girl, like, that's why I changed my discussion because I was talking to a friend, and I've completely changed my mindset on this. Like, if you have herpes too, you don't have to tell me. I don't think

you have to tell me. If you wear, if you take Valterx and we use a condom, and there's a less than a point, because for men, it's harder. There's less of a point five percent chance I get it. I for sure fuck somebody with herpes before. And they just didn't tell me, and I'm like, that's fine. I'd rather them not tell me than tell me. So you don't freak out, yeah. Yeah, because I'm like, if you, I really think it's a

had a thing. I know they say a have because you always have it. Because you can have an outbreak though. Right. Wait, I have a question. Is HSV1, it just shows up on your lip or that can also show up on your dick? No. It's, it's... So they both show up on your lip or lips. I have two friends. They got it on their dick. So what's the difference? The difference is people care about two and it happens. There's more common

outbreaks and the outbreaks are like more severe. Oh. So it's like, yeah, I probably only had this happen because I fucking cut my dick. Yeah, yeah. And it's one of those things too where I'm like it's fucking like there's also this is a slim chance but apparently if they swab your dick

and blood gets in it it can test positive for HSV if you have HV there are a lot of people like no technically test the culture but I'm like if I'm bleeding into a sample it would make sense that that could be contaminated with my blood

and then you can still so that's like a small chance that happened am I bad for not worrying about it from here on out I don't know you make a case yeah because I'm like

I tested negative the girl tested negative how many people are like let me wait I mean, I should test in 16 weeks, but I'm like... You already tested twice, bro. Forget it. It's like COVID.

If you don't test, you can't test positive. That's true. But the location thing seems to be all right. But you get herpes one on your fucking arm. It's like just a... What are five through eight? I got a phone. Look it up.

I know four is... Four is mono. Three is shingles. It's weird, though, because, like, I don't know what the severity level is. Yeah. You want me... There's some you can't get sexually. Or I think mono you can only get...

Give me. a brief rundown of all the different types of herpes. The listeners are so done at this point. They're like, this is four weeks of herpes. Sure. There are a few main types. First, HSV-1 is typically associated with oral herpes, causing cold sores. Typically associated.

HSB2 usually causes genital herpes. Then there's varicella zoster virus, which causes chickenpox and shingles. Chicken pox and shingles. Oh, keep going, my bad. Of course. So in addition to those main ones, the herpes family also includes things like cytomegalovirus, CMV, which is common but usually harmless, and human. and herpes virus six, which can cause

Rosiola and kids. So it's a broad family, but these are the big players. Broad family, but these are the big players. That's so funny. It's like, yeah. Well, because I know two comics that got one on their dick. Like, it can literally go, they're like, it's typically you get a cold sword, but like

you could, I think that's just because you're probably kissing more people than you're. You're such, you kiss so many people. I kiss so many people. You love kissing people. Oh, you like kissing people? Yes. Dude, you told me you like kissing people. Yeah. Remember after Halloween? You're like, dude, I think I fucking kissed someone last night. I don't know if you said that. I don't know.

Yeah, this is fun. I don't know. It's I think I'm fine. I'm moving this as a closed case. Close case. Close case. Back to your old ways? No, no. I'm wearing, I'm like so picky, dude. I like, I haven't like really been on dating ass, but I realized like months ago, I subscribed to like four months of field premium. So I was like, all right, How much is that? It was like a hundred bucks for like four months instead of doing like a certain amount

each month. So it would have been like, I don't know. It was probably less than that. It was probably like 60 for like three months instead of paying like. And I was like, whatever. It was when I had money. Now I don't. But I'm like, all right.

Well, if I have premium. They have no money, no pussy herpes. Yeah, it's bad. But I'm like, I'm like, whatever, dude. If I have no fucking, I'm like, it might as well just hop on here. And I'm like way less horny. that I've ever bet. I'm just like, eh. I'm just like, yeah, that'll do it, pro.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Thinking you have an STD will, yeah, that'll take it out of you. Yeah, I'm like, gonna be way more fucking picky and careful. And I'm like never not wearing condom again for like ever. Oh, it sucks. I don't have a problem with them. This person had a convincing argument. They're like, I'm allergic to latex and here's a negative test.

And I was like, that seems fair to me. I've never heard of a woman pulling the, I'm allergic to latex. It's a thing, apparently. It's like a one-sided thing. Yeah, it's a thing, apparently. But I was also like... She was a real gremlin. I don't know.

No, I think she was being legit, but... She's from field premium. Yeah. She's crazy. No, definitely not. She's from the deaths. She's cool. I'm kidding.

She's cool. And if you find out you have it, don't tell me. I'm kidding. But that was the thing, too, where I was like, I was like, all right, I didn't work count of one thing. Because I felt kind of like a dick if I was like, we're going to have sex with a condom, and she's like, I was like, well, my pussy just swells up, but it kind of hurts. And I was like, all right, well, I'm not going to be like, you know, the answer is just use latex-free condoms.

Also, did she get tested? Yeah, she's negative. She's negative. Yeah. Okay. That's what I'm thinking. Aubrey seems to think otherwise. She's like.

No, I think she's fine. She's fine. She's fine. She's been listening to every episode of you talking about this. I doubt it. But, well, I just realized that I was like, I'm very careful about condoms. But when my friends told me, he had a girlfriend that cheat on him and he got herpes too. And I was like, oh, I guess you could be so well-behaved and then just like, it's just life.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you could get it. It could drop out of the sky. Yeah. That sucks. Yeah, but whatever. We're in the clear. I don't have it.

She didn't pull the, it was dormant card. I've known some people that have done that. Where, like, they've cheated on their girlfriends and then gave them chlamydia and was like, it was dormant chlamydia. I didn't cheat on you. Badge seems like such a rare thing. They're in, like, a really strip for, like, four years. And they're like, it's been dormant for four years.

Yeah, that seems pretty rare. It seems like that would just, yeah, I don't think, I don't know. That just seems like a weird thing. They're like, technically, you could have schizophrenia and you're dormant until you're like, I'm like, well, if it's dormant, then it's not real. No, it's. I don't think that's how it works.

Well, yeah, but it's like, they're like, okay, so like it's dormant and then, you know. That, like, usually presents when you're in your, like, 20s for most people. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Late 20s, you know. Yeah, well, yeah, but I think it's thing, too, the argument is like, you know, you take LSD and then it'll awaken your schizophrenia. But I'm like, well, it's better to know

who has it. So we should give all children. Give kids acid and then we're like, that's the one. Lock them up. You got to do that. Yeah. What's going on with you guys? You know how they have chicken pox parties? What are chicken pox parties? They used to have like chicken pox parties. Like if one

kid in the neighborhood got chicken pox all the parents. It's better to get as a kid. Oh, yeah. So all the parents would, yeah, bring their kids over and they get all of it. I never had it either. It's probably one of the, things that went out of style back in like the... Well, I guess kids had it when we were young. I think it's because we got vaccinated for it.

Yeah. I hate to be a liberal cuck, but I think it's because we took the vaccine. I got a mysterious unknown vaccine as a kid. What? Yeah. Like, no. Like... Six planes so much.

Yeah. When I was a baby, my mom... I forget, like, exactly how old I was, but my mom took me to get, like, my shots at the doctor, and, like, the nurse came in and gave me a shot. She, like, gave it to me. And it was, like, and it, like, scribbled it out on the clipboard what she gave me. What the fuck? Which is so ill.

Yeah, what? And then my mom was like, oh, everything all right? And she was like, yeah. And then she, like, gave me something else. And we don't know what I got. She didn't say what it was. No.

Yeah, it's so illegal. Yeah. The lady could, like, go to, well, no, but yeah, that's, like, really, that's probably pretty bad. That's crazy. But I also seems like, I don't know, what was it like, I don't, I'm very uneducated on vaccines.

She gave you the dormant schizophrenia. Yeah. I don't know. I mean, you're in the medical profession. You get an autism vaccine. Are there dangerous vaccines to take? I should not say that on YouTube All of them

How's that? Well, listen, you don't ProVax, anti-Vax. This is what annoys me about Well, there's a lot of annoying me about both. But like, you don't have a medic hat on right there. That's pretty sick. You're officially...

I should probably hide this. Yeah, you're the official doctor I got on the... I turn this around real quick while I give my vaccine advice. So I'll get sued and fired. People that are... People are so anti-anti-vaxxers that they like throw, they like act like there are zero risks to any vaccines,

which is any time you take, if you give someone aspirin, there's risks to it. Like everything there is. Right. There is. Yeah. So to be like, it's perfectly safe is like just not true.

Yeah. Or to be like there were no, there weren't vaccine injuries from the like COVID. There were like a lot. Yeah. That's like a common. I know a kid that fucking had an ocular stroke. He had a stroke in his eye like fucking two days after he got the vaccine.

It's like, well, that's obviously from the vaccine. But you can never prove it. Right. You know. It was dormant, dude. It was dormant, dude. It was dormant stroke. Yeah.

Yeah. So, like, that is annoying, you know. But I'm saying, like, like, somebody like her, like, she just got like, like, are there any vaccines that would be, like, particularly dangerous or somebody that didn't need it? I don't know. I mean, I'm not, like, a, epidemiologist or anything. I know if I'm, like, I'm a fucking street doctor. I give people. Okay.

Well, listen to next week. We're going to have the epidemiologist. epidemiologist. I'm an epidemiologist on. Probably just some retarded. Are there any dangerous? Yeah, dude. I mean,

didn't Bill Gates give, like, kids in, like, Indy, like, backwards and ease because he was, like, giving them vaccines that... Backwards needs. What? Bro, I swear to God.

It just shifts backwards. I swear to God, dude. All right, here we go. Here's a good chat GPT. I'll ask her. Is chat GPT run by Bill Gates, though? That's a fucking...

Probably. He was... Dude, his wife, we just did an interview about him on the list and the shit. Also, that was tough too. I will say this. Like, he definitely seems

like, well, what? It was an email from Epstein just being like, hey, no, I will not give you a, it's like when, you know, somebody's like, oh really? He didn't. No, I thought he, I thought there was an email from Bill Gates. No, it was, like I got an STD from your Russian escort. I didn't see it. What I saw was Epstein responding being like, no, I will not give you antibiotics to secretly give your wife.

And no, this, that, no, I will not supply you with a nine year. He didn't say that. But like, like, stuff like that where he's like, and no, I don't want to provide you Adderall for your bridge tournament, which is hilarious. Bill Gates is like, I gotta fucking show these guys up. Just fucking bridge tournament. Taking Adderall for a fucking, like, game. Yeah.

So, insane. Then having sex with like five-year-olds. Yeah. Yeah. I'm like, it's so funny too because it's like, I mean, you're, you're into the files, right? Yeah.

Yeah, what's been a fun thing you've seen that you're like, damn, I, or like mind blowing? Not fun. None of it's fun. It's all serious. The baby that was like, and like folded up like a piece of like turkey like on the table like next to the food wait what yeah that was weird you should have was a baby i thought somebody's head maybe going through it was a blocked

out no it was like a baby and it was like positioned like a thanksgiving turkey is it a real baby i don't know see i thought that was somebody's head in a table with turkeys around it i think i might have seen like a redacted part i don't know also if you're decapitated uh you don't have rights to your face anymore we should be able to release your face like if it's like your head on a table They should be able to be like, we don't have to black this out because this is, this person is not alive anymore. We don't have to protect them. I don't know. You blacking them out in this is a video.

You're blacking out until they get their head cut off and then it's just like. Yeah, then you're like, oh, yeah, it's just, they see who that is. My favorite photo in the files is the one of Epstein just playing the piano. Yeah, that is. I've sent it as a reaction image. Really? Yeah. The Steve Bannon thing was crazy.

What is it? Steve Bannon. Steve Bannon. Oh, yeah. I guess, from my understanding, was supposed to like, it was like, it was like, are training him for interview. So he had like a two-hour interview with Epstein. And that's where you first hear how Jewish Epstein is.

And it is. Oh, that's one where he like unveils the Illuminati. He really does. Yeah. He's like, yeah, you know, some people call it the Illuminati. I don't know if that's what it is. He sounds just like Woody Allen. It's so crazy.

So like says Goyim like a thousand. Yeah. Like hates non-Jewish people. Things are so stupid. You know what? I'm chopping that up to goofing. I'm saying. I'm sad.

I'm sad. If I was Jewish, I'd be like these fucking goalers coming through. Honestly, I can let slide that. Piss me the fuck off. You think I'm fucking dumb? Yeah, I am, but hey, walking off. Yeah, I'm kind of like, the guy stuff was funny to be.

Like, it is, like, that's where I get kind of annoyed. You'll be watching, like, a conspiracy video, that Ian Carroll guy. And then he just starts going off on Jews. And you're like, dude, this is like, I don't know. I don't think, I don't really believe in the cabal. I believe in, like, an Israel deep state where they're like Israel. but I'm like, his brother wasn't around

until like a certain period of time. I don't really follow any of the Jew conspiracies. Yeah, I mean, I think that realistically, it's the way that there are people high up in our government

they're like running. It's just like they're the same people. They're just Jewish over there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like Trump's. I do think they look out,

and this isn't an anti-Jewish thing or anti-Semitic. I do think they look out for other Jews. And so there is like this team versus that team thing. You know. I can see that being a,

thing. I think that's like just a cultural tribal tribalism thing. Which would sound bad if I was talking about another race, but it seems to be fine. You say the tribes of it. Only a specific race. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Other people you call tribes. Yeah, I think that's like a, but I don't think that's like a full, because

I know so many Jews that like hate Hassids and they're like these fucking Hacid. All the Jews I work with. Dude, hate the Heseeds. Yeah. I'll say this, do my landlord's a Haseed. I can never raise the rent once. The nicest guy. We pay rent late all the time. Yeah, he's probably using the building as like an insurance scam or something. Maybe.

He got something going on. Hey, he can keep doing it. That's his business. He can keep doing it. I don't care. Keep going. What else was in the files? I'm, I'm big into... I haven't looked at like the newest drops, but I'm big on the history of Epstein. Can you explain it? What is the Department of Justice and what is there, like, how is Trump like...

What would his control be in theory over the Department of Justice? He has... He has his attorney general, and then the primary judge like prosecutes stuff at the federal level. Okay. So it's, they conduct investigation.

Well, the FBI conducts the investigation and then the Department of Justice, uh, prosecutes. So Cash Patel is looking at it. Cash Patel is, yeah, the FBI director, yeah.

Well, his eyes are fucked up, so he shouldn't be reading it. He's just like, oh, he's like, he's a name on here. You can see anything.

Double vision. He's like, there's twice as many files. They've planned, apparently they've planned World War III in the files. Yeah, this is... It's February 8th. Yeah.

Oh, it's my sister's birthday. Happy birthday, Lexi. Isn't that like 10? That's our president. It's Sunday. It's Super Bowl Sunday. So everyone's distracted. Oh, God, damn it.

I'm going to miss the Pats game for fucking World War III. That sucks. I was worried about herpes this whole time with there's World War III going on? Yeah. That's way more important, to be honest. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, I don't... What do they say specifically about it? I don't know if I saw the specifics yet. That's why they're trying to fucking get us to bomb Iran and invade Iran and invade Iran. in. I think there's a thing too where they release all this shit

and then they're like I bet you they fucking doctor it and they're like we're gonna throw in some weird shit just to keep them all like a good misinformation campaign always contains true information

because you muddy the waters Yeah yeah yeah Like they'd say they do that with UFOs or they'll be like Oh it was a flying saucer And they'd like also there was like lizard people coming out of it So anybody for two things

They seem crazy yeah For one anybody that whistle blows They know where it came from Because like we told that guy it was lizard So now we know Jerry Exactly blew the whistle Additionally they make Jerry look crazy because he's talking about lizards when the UFO part's true but the lizards not true.

Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. Do you think Epstein was good at sex? I was literally just thinking about his egg-shaped dick. That's my thing. Somebody made the argument last day there. Way as an egg-shaped penis, so he couldn't be good at sex. I'm like, I think if your dick is fucked up, that actually makes you, because you're...

You have an incentive to be good at other stuff. Yeah. Right. And you're playing with a handicap. Jeffrey Epstein's finger game was crazy. You know that shit was crazy. I mean, dude, he had lots of practice. was like this sex guy.

You know, I don't like saying, it's a bummer, because people call me a sex guy. This people are like big sex guy, Michael. So you don't want to be equated to Jeffrey Epstein? Right. Yeah, yeah. I don't think, yeah, you guys, I think you're fine. Yeah, I don't think they call Jeffrey Epstein, like,

this sex guy. Like, I think they think he's like a pedophile. That's like being the sex guy. But if we're talking about somebody with a fucked up penis who's had lots of sex, they, in theory, you know, at some point, what if Bill Gates was just trying to, like, give him the best person?

peanut. That was like the whole relationship. It's like, why would you... Just got a way to fix that. They got people that are extending their dick. Why can't you fix the egg on that? I don't know. I think it's the last bastion of like, you really can't, maybe. Yeah. I know Harvey Winesse was fucked up because he kept injecting it with

Viagra and he got like gangrene, I think. Yeah. That's crazy. Yeah. It probably wasn't Viagra. I don't think that would do anything. You can just take Viagra. I guess there was some sort of other... They injected with like silicone and shit. Yeah, yeah. To like... I don't like this... I don't like the trend of like...

taking like a guy who's bad and then like insulting he always like say he has a small dick and it's like or like Nick Mul had a great big by that he's like everybody starts saying Hitler out of myrop penis now you're like so every other guy of the micropines is like what the fuck I don't want to be associated with Hitler well I'm just saying it's like it's bad like you don't need to be like Jeffrey Epstein like it's just like who's bad at sex or whatever it's like yeah he's also just evil like you need to leave it at that yeah yeah don't insult the guys that's over the line if you ask me yeah it's a little too far dude well I think it is the thing with you, uh, like, I think you kind of like... Let's go around the room and say good qualities about Jeffrey Epstein. Okay. Everyone has something.

Um... Photogenic. Yeah. You think he's good. Was he hot? Most of the time. Everyone says he hot, yes or no. He's not bad. He's not bad, huh?

Like, the more, like, some photo, like, the older photos, he looks better, obviously. Then he, like, gets older, and there's, like, a video I saw, and he has, like, a fucked up thing on his mouth. And people are saying it's, like, guru disease from cannibalism. What? And that video is nauseating to me. I've seen photos of him where I was like, like, not bad. Not bad.

He's worried about way different STD. He's like, I'm going to have to see he's from eating people. Didn't have a bad. He's about to eat him. Are you clean? Are you clean? I'll put a, just making sure I'm eating so clean. Yeah, I don't know.

You know what, though? It's like the... Galane is, uh... She's odd. She's odd. Short hair is kind of a deal breaker for me, though. Really? Yeah, like, when she's got, like, the mom cut.

Like, I'm into moms, but like, the mom got, I just, I like long hair, Galane. Yeah, I think Charlie people are saying, more Galane pictures. Can we leak her nudes on there? Can we leak her nudes on there? I know, yeah. How are those not in the files? True. I don't know.

Well, she has photos where, like, you can tell she's feeling herself in them. And she's, like, embarrassing. But she's just like, and she just like, looks like a mom. Yeah. That is true. I kind of want more of her in the files because we get so much of his personality. We get some more Galane in the files?

Yeah, it's kind of like... Maybe I would pay attention for more. jail and there's no like that is the thing this would be a way bigger story people if there was Galane nudes buried in the files I would be I would be scarring dude we'd get to

we would have gotten to bottom of this four years ago yeah what is I will say what is the repercussions for I know revenge porn is bad and somebody didn't publicly put their nudes out there it's bad but the person's also a sex offender so how does that you know what I mean what is the moral like would anybody you know what I mean but either way

I'll come through those files I'll take a look I hope she has a bush. A big bush guy. Galang's had like a 70s bush. I'm sure. I think I like early Galane, like when 90s bush was in style. I don't know when the cutoff.

I'm going to guess it's like 96, right? When I was born, it's probably when the bush kind of. We were born and immediately went away. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. I mean, I go back before the eating baby stuff because I'm like, it seems so fucking insane. But then if you're just like this rich crazy person,

you'd be like, I've never tasted human flesh before. That's probably good. Like, they probably would have like a... Yeah, I think these people are... the babies tastes with like cream cheese. They say that in the emails? Why? Okay, there's anything.

Why are you guys emailing about this? I've never emailed anyone a personal, like... I like cream cheese. This is concerning. I hope I don't need a baby one day. They definitely, well, okay, I know for a fact that they will, like, have women, or they'll have babies themselves to, for the point of raising in, like, essentially, like, a sexual captivity. They breed their victims.

They breed. Yeah, exactly. So that, like, that baby's, like, not on the grid or whatever. You know what I mean? Like, they're not tracked. You tell me, there's a baby out there that's the best sexual partner in the world. I'm kidding. I'm kidding.

I've been, yeah. They've been, been engineering. They've been in this game a while. Yeah, that's fucking, that's wild. Why do you know for a fact that? I did. I did it. Did you read the diary of that one victim?

And Frank? No, but, like, no, she, like, wrote in her own. code. It's so heartbreaking and upsetting three, but she wrote in her own code and stuff and like collage stuff from magazines and she would like, she made it sound it was kind of like kind of cryptic and stuff but like some people deciphered it and she

they think that she was getting like impregnated multiple times over time and having like only like 10, 15 minutes allotted with the kid before they like take it away. Yeah, yeah. And she's like where is a where's Galane? Where is Yeah. If you think about it because these people are so they're smart, they're intelligent, they're have unlimited resources and money.

It's way easier to just do that. Or it's way less risk than like going and kidnapping girls and trafficking them than like just you already have one. Then you have them have kids. And now you just have these kids. Yeah. Yeah.

Well, the crazy thing was this woman came out. And the fucked up part is you always see this like old lady talking about Epstein. You're like, I believe what happened to you. But I wonder what he's saw in you. But then they'll do it's just fucked up. But then they do like, throwback and you're like, damn. Like this one when she's like the hottest, she was incredibly

sexy, like 20 year old. And her story was like disgusting. She got like kidnapped. And then she got like, she said she was in like a medical facility at some point. Was this in the like, like, pretend apstein? No, she came out on Pierce. Or she came out on Chris Hanson. Yeah. I was obviously dipping his toes in here and be like, good. Dude, one time I was

in an Uber, this was years ago. I was living in Somerville Mass. And I was in an Uber, we were going out to the bars in a like a construction van pulled up next to us. And, and I heard someone screaming help through the window. And I thought, like, we all heard it in the car. And then we called into the police and we followed the, I mean, we're in an Uber for you.

We followed the car, but then, like, we had to get off to, like, go to the bar. So we, like, took an exit. And they were like, why aren't you following the car? And we're like, I don't know. We're in an Uber. Yeah, yeah. We got to go. But I was like, I do feel bad.

I was like, maybe. Yeah, but in your mind, you're like, that seems like enough. It seems to be able to catch the. I know. Yeah, yeah, it was like a very obvious van. Did you do a follow-up? No, I don't think, I know. What am I going to do?

Well, I mean, like, I think you did a lot there. I don't think you should feel guilty about, like, calling the police. Because, like, what are you supposed to, like, carry a samurai? I know, what am I supposed to, yeah? Yeah, what are my supposed to just, like, follow them for, yeah. Yeah, yeah. That seems like the right thing to do.

Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. Well, I think the thing, that's the thing in the back. They're like, help, help. I'm like, I close the padlock on the back of the van. I just make sure it's tight. Like, all right, you guys are good to go. Oh, you guys need help locking this?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, like, well, that's thing, too, is like, everybody's like, Megan Kelly's a fucking retard because she's like, we're talking about 15, 16 year old girls. Like, first of all, there's clear stuff there about children. Additionally, like, that one was kidnapped from, uh, what's it called? Like, I think it was South Africa. She was like 20, but it like doesn't matter.

She was kidnapped. Like, it's like, all these more kidnapped. And it just changes my whole view on prostitution. I'm like, you got to. I almost changed my mind because I used to be. like, you know, if I was, I've never had sex of prostitute, but initially I was like, maybe you have sex like a high end prostitutes that's like doing their thing. But then you're like, I don't, the high end might be

scarier because then they're like, they might be part of the Epstein network. So it's like, you know, maybe that woman who's like, I'll suck her dick for $3 if you give me a sandwich. Maybe that's the best prostitute to have sex with. That's the most ethical, ethical prostitution. Yeah, it's just. Low end, yeah. Yeah, you're like, you're not, yeah, you're not, yeah.

Yeah, it's a. A goyam prostitute. Yeah. You're not Jewish, are you? Okay, good. I think that might be a thing too, though. I mean, how many of the Epstein women were Jewish? Maybe he has like a weird, like...

Well, I don't know the island was white. They didn't hire any... There was a black chick. There was what? Well, was she a patron or a victim? She was a victim. I thought they only... They went out of their way to get only white.

You say Long Island? What's that? On the island? On the island, yeah. Oh, the Epstein Island. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I'm thinking Long Island.

Yeah, they're out east on the island. It is interesting. Listen to like some rap songs. They do talk about their like, got my own private island and you're like, oh man, that thing is, the whole idea is totally tainted of having a private island.

I know, that sucks. Yeah. That sucks. What were they really doing in Jurassic? No, there was a couple black girls in Florida, I think.

But I think that. I think he was like, he was like, my clients don't. This seems to be in lower demand. Look, I'm not, I'm just, I'm putting myself with a huge.

He was an economics guy. Yeah. Yeah, I think he was like, oh, he wasn't. because he was dropping like end bombs and stuff and like states really fucked up shit but I think I think there were still

I'm sure people that wanted to have sex with the black was I'm sure like that woman basically said he I guess must have been into black women because he had a thing where this woman was assaulted by Epstein she said it was yeah yeah um it was because she was black not because she's black

I was making about race then um yeah he was uh he's from Coney Island you know he's from Coney Island yeah which is like really funny I don't know because it's just like trashy part of Brooklyn

Yeah I don't know maybe he saw the people Run around with the freak shows and he's like What if I start my own? He always dreamed of something bigger Yeah He's like one day I'm gonna get out of this place Just a kid from Coney Island

Yeah That would be I would like Epstein on the stage Be it like You don't see what I've built I came from nothing Yeah I came from nothing Yeah I don't know

It's wild But you had something else Conspiracy You want to talk about telepathy I got her Well, I got into a different conspiracy last night. I want to come more prepared. I got into a conspiracy last night of like a lot of the celebrities in Hollywood are gender inverted.

What does this mean? So it means like everyone that we think, or like most people, because there has to be like some credibility to it and stuff. So like some of them have to be like real. But like most like people were like, oh, Keanu Reeves is a woman. Or like Rob Lowe is a woman. And they were saying that like Jennifer Anderson is a man, like stuff like that. And they were like, go back in time and look at all these photos of like all the president's wives and all these like queens throughout history and they were actually, they look like dudes. I can see that.

The thing I will say about transgenderism is, I believe in it. But this is terrible take. But I think, I just don't believe you. Yeah. I think you decide what gender the other person is. Because you ever just see like a middle age woman and you're like, no, I love this take. Like, look, there's trans. thing. Like, like, I will call

If we're making stuff up already, I'm not not saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, like, you ever see like a dude and you're like, that's a girl to me? Like, mentally, you make that assumption, like, that guy, mentally, you're like, I categorize certain men as women and certain women as men. Yeah. Even though they identify a certain way. Like, like, I'll see,

uh, it's so funny to me too because like, like, I'll see chicks a dick. If that's, Jennifer is the hottest dude of all time. She can't be a man. Yeah, no, I don't even see that one. I think she looks like a woman. Yeah, I think she looks like a woman. But like, okay, you're right.

Like, Buck Angel, right? Oh, the classic. Porn star. This is what, Buck Angel changed my opinion on transgender because this dude has a vagina, but he's got a beard as well. And I go, that's a dude to me. Look at that person, I go, mentally I see that person as, because you can't really change

the way somebody sees somebody. Like, you just see somebody for what you see them. Such a good counter argument. Yeah, it's like, this is how I just had him on the pod. I would love to have Buck Angel. I love Buck Angel. I love Buck Angel rules. fucking angels awesome dude he's the man yeah um and then i see like blair white who's this like conservative like transgender woman who has a penis and i'm like that looks like a chick to me i was like

yeah i like i mentally just see that person as a chick i like i like that person's a chick yeah i like it's also like and by the way most transgender people i still see them as a well i'm still like yeah i see you like yeah and either way you don't like you don't see him as people to begin with so it's kind of like exactly you know of it yeah exactly they're going they're going they're going Everybody's not Jewish. I see on a much lower level. But it's like, I don't know. It's like, for me, I'm like, you see a woman with like long hair who even might even

look masculine in the face, but I'm like, I don't know, this just looks like a more masculine. Like, if I see transgender woman that's like super masculine looking, yeah. I'm still like, I don't know, we're going to dress your chick to me. Like, I just like see you as a chick. But then you might see a guy. Like, you know, Justin Bieber wasn't a man until like, I think a year ago is when he he became a man in my eyes.

So I'm like, everybody like had a kid finally. Yeah, like, it's always a woman. I can buy into it with a Justin Bieber. What? That's my fun fact, yeah. I went to, yeah, Boxford, Massachusetts, Camp Rotary. They had foreign exchange students. Justin Bieber was in the cabin next to me.

I always hate it. I'm the OG Justin Bieber hater for the day one. Yeah. I saw his haircut and I was like, fuck this kid. That's so funny. And he's like, you're going to be having this in a couple years. Yeah, yeah. I'm going to be doing it.

Did you talk to him? No, no, I didn't talk to him. I literally, I vivid, damn, I was such a hater. I literally saw him and was like, fuck this kid. And then six months later, my sister sent me a YouTube video that kid from camp is super famous that's so funny

he's doing a video with Usher I'm like all right did people know he was gonna be a star when he walked into camp he was like no he was literally just a regular kid wait but he was Canadian were you Canadian no he was a foreign exchange camp it was we had French kids there Canadians and then like some by the way let me also all French men are women

to me also I'll say that I agree with that do you kind of I hate to harbor this bitches at the very least do you kind of see but like if a transgender woman's wearing like a pink dress I just kind of see her as well like you mentally you can't decide how somebody else see somebody like it's unfortunate it's like now when it comes to using the bathroom that's all fine and like you want to identify as that I'll call you one of us but like mentally you can't tell somebody how they view another human being yeah yeah that's how you yeah it's how you

yeah it's like yeah it's like that's your brain you go that guy is a threat that person's that's a this that's a woman that's a man that's a that's a threat yeah I don't know it's just how you you you mentally see somebody you can't really fake. I don't know. Yeah. What do you think? That doesn't mean they shouldn't be... I think you should be treated as a threat. So you don't think trans people are people. That's not what I'm saying.

No, let's go to you. I want to... I want to finish by the point of... I do want to your opportunity. You don't think they deserve rights. That's not what I'm saying. I'm saying we still treat them as a woman because I do think you identify a certain way. You treat it a certain way. Yeah. Sports seems a little wild. But I'm like, yeah, for most of me and like, I'm fine with you. I'll call you woman. I think you identify as women.

But it seems like it could be a case-to-case thing where I'm like, if... I don't know, dude, if somebody with like lipstick came in but was like jacked as hell and had a beard, I might just be like, I just mentally see you as a man. Now you might say you're non-binary. Then I'll be like, oh, okay, because you have lipstick I can see you as non-binary. I do.

I like, the non-binary thing makes sense to me. I'm like, you have tits and a beard. I'm like, that's, you're in the middle somewhere. But like some person I might just be like, okay, I'll call you this and I respect your pronouns and all that, but I still visually see you as a man. Yeah, yeah. That's just like

societal conditioning then. what's up that's just like societal conditioning making you like see them that way though okay but like let's say i see like a middle-aged woman who just has short hair is identifies as a woman i will see her as kind of a man in my head you get what i'm saying like mentally you're like oh okay that guy's grandma is a dude like even though she doesn't identify that way i go she just looks like the the place in my brain is man does that make any sense yeah now it does yeah now explain that Explain to this boomer how this works.

What's, how old are you on me? 25. All right. So you're, you're not, I thought you were like 16. And they're not that young.

No, I'm kidding. I feel like the younger generation is like, they're like more in line with like the older generation. Like whatever the zoomers are, they're like hate all this shit, right? Am I wrong?

Yeah, I'm like, I'm probably like, it's, I'm just not backpedaling here. But I think I'm pretty pro transgender compared to a lot of young people. know. They're just like...

I was giving you an out. I was giving... I was doing it. Generational shit. You're like, but let me... Let me get back in the hole real quick. No, I get what you're saying. I understand what you're saying. You're saying, like, you can say whatever you want. This is where it is in my brain and I can't help how I feel about that. And by the way, it's not dicks and pussies.

Yeah. Because chicks have dicks. And I go... I believe that chicks have dicks. And I go, okay. But I can't change my initial opinion of how I, like, may view you. Yeah. Because that's just... That's actually unchangeable in a way. Because it's like...

Yeah. Like, you know what I mean? Even, like, I see, like, that person's grandma who has a vagina is more of a man to me than a transgender woman with huge tits and a dick. Yeah. Does that make any sense? Because mentally, I just go. What do you think about, what do you think about racism?

I think. Does this fall in the same, you can make the same argument. Oh, 100%, dude. I see a guy. 100%, dude. I see Hispanic that's, like, super white. And I go, you're a white person. They're like, well, actually, I was born Ecuador.

I go, yeah, you're a white, like, you just are white. a white person to me. Like, you know what I mean? It's like, it's the same way with like, I'm not like denying the same way with like whatever generative. I'm not denying. Does this also apply to like people's like intellect? Like if you're dumb, you're just that you're dumb and that's the way you are. Yeah. I mean, things can change. Like if somebody like looks super. I'm trying to push you into like a eugenics argument. If you're like, okay, so like let's say let's take like a, uh, an Asian guy that was

Mexican. Like, like I might see him as a Mexican. And that's just how I see him at first. But then he goes, oh, I'm Asian. I go, okay, there's new information. I'm going to take that. It'll funnel them. Sometimes they can be a little tricky. The Asians and the Mexicans.

Yeah. Yeah. You can mistake them. But I'm like, if somebody comes up to you and they're like barely black, you still like, you're going to forget their black throughout the conversation. Like I don't think of like. Well, yeah. I'm not like constantly in my head like, they're black, they're black, they're black, they're black.

Right. But like Lucas Arnold, for example, looks very white. He's half black, half Jewish. I don't see Lucas. And I go mentally, I'm like, I'm having a conversation to the black guy even though I know he's black

the same way with transgenderism I believe you're a woman but I'm just saying the initial way my brain is framing it is you're a white guy when I'm talking to it it's not like something I'm constantly thinking I'm not like

You learn this hard way by saying slurs in front of him exactly oops oops like I gotta figure out what slur to call you is there a hybrid between the N-word

Jewish slurs no what was the other I hate to just shoehorn this in but you had some crazy shit about we were talking about telepathy or something. What was I saying about telepathy?

You said you had some experience with telepathy is real. Well, I have like meditation, like experiences. Okay, what is this? I don't know if I have any like telepathy. Okay, what does the hit us with some meditative experiences? I like used to be into like really into like meditation and stuff. Yeah. It's called trans-sendental.

Transcendental. You can't get off the topic, can we? Yeah. He's finding a transition. He's like, if you identify as you meditating, then you, that's, I'm I don't, that's not how I see you. You look like you're sleeping. I'm such an aggressive backpedaler.

Like, I believe everything I've said, but I'm also like, the cleanup crew of my brain and mouth is like, okay, now over here and say this correctly. I still need spots in the city. Dude, the funniest ever example of someone like saying something controversial and like trying to backpedal is Lars von Trrier at the 2011 can film press conference. What do you say? He said, he was like, he like used Wagner in his. his movie and then someone asked him about it and he was

what's Wagner? The German composer who was anti-Semitic. I forgot like what the initial question was but they were like You said that like obviously you know what the fuck I'm talking. I knew the name I had no idea who it is. She like asked him some question and he was like he was like trying to make an

edgy joke and like in his like second or third language which was in front of like the press which is bold. And he was like, uh, they were like, why did you like make this artistic choice? And he was like, uh, because I understand Hitler. Like that's what he said. So is he actually anti-Semitic or was, did it all stem from that one comment? It all stem from that comment. He was like, I understand Hitler. And he was like, yeah, yeah, I like understand him like in the bunker. Like he's trying to make

a reference to the movie Downfall. I think. He like tries to back pedal for like minutes. And his like actresses, like, Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me like, stop talking. And then he like keeps digging himself deeper and like everything he says makes it worse and like he finally gets like an out from another reporter and he just goes right back right back yeah and they banned him from the festival which he like he was like uh what's the word he was like uh i don't know he was there like at the festival like all the time and like he'd won like some of the major awards like i can't like multiple times yeah he was like one of the top people there like most decorated from that festival like over his career and they banned him because of that and they banned him for like seven years because

of it god you gotta just... I was like, dude, just trying to be edgy. I know. Like any comment could see that and be like, yeah, it happens. He whiffed. But that's the thing, you can't put... That's what the problem is about putting...

Like, this guy probably sat in front of a piano his entire life and didn't speak to people for 80% of, like, the day. Like, he probably just spent all day in front of the piano. And then you throw him up in front of, like, the press. And it's like, this is what you get. Yeah. There's this guy who's, yeah, he doesn't speak to people. And now you're making him speak to the world.

Well, that's the one thing I do love about, like, this part. Because I have, like, pretty little fear about, like, we're getting in a debate with one of my friends. We're like, what, how much money would it be for you to, you can put it in any phrase you want for you to say the N word on Twitter. You can phrase in any way possible. You could have all kinds of things. How much would be? Because for me, I think it would be probably $20,000. But to say it on my podcast, I would do $12,000.

But then he goes, what about deleting every episode of your podcast? I go, no amount of money. Really? I would never delete a... This fucking dog shit? 100% dude. You didn't delete this for fucking... You give me a million dollars?

I would not... Because in my mind, this is recordings of my life. Yeah. And I'm like, that's just gone forever. I was like, this captures me better than any picture in the world. So you're basically saying, like, for five years, that just disappears. And I'm like, no, those are actually like, no matter what happens, this is like documentation of my life that I'm like, I actually would not for any amount of money give away.

And once you die, your family's going to go back to this. Fast forward to you getting a job offer. I'm so glad we have this. Yeah. Well, I was like, okay, what do we? A different conversation is, can I delete all of them from the internet but then keep them in a file?

So how much money would you get, would you need to say the N-word on Twitter? Yeah, I don't, it would be, but you could have a video. Because in my mind, you opt to have a video. That would be crazy. There's mine. We're doing on cameo. We're just like, send to you. You have a video in your inbox.

Snapchat dog filter. You're like, yeah. Because I'm like, you could, I would work with a team for months. You know what I mean? Like ask multiple black guys. Like what is the, what is the best way? Oh, you could get away. You could just go, you can go rap lyric.

I feel like that's like, you'll get away with that. Not get away with it. Like there would be backlash and stuff. I probably get banned from some clubs. But I think I would like, morally I don't think if I had a team of black guys working with me, feel that bad about it. If they were like, this is. Go back to the shop.

Yeah. I almost put into chat, GBT. I'm like, how many times... Where have I mentioned the comedy shop on my podcast? Just for the people that don't know, the owner sexually harassed slash assaulted? I don't know. Not cool, is what I say.

We're in the midst of it blowing up right now. Yeah, yeah. We're not going to get to too many details, but he's a bad guy. That's all we got to say. Official stance. Official morning stance. In case anyone...

In case I got pressured, anyone pressures me into making a post about it. This is my... It's my official stance. Yeah. Bad man. Yeah. But, yeah, I don't know.

I think, like, in, like, if you're seeing a movie, I don't think it old, you know what I mean? Like, you, I could, I make a whole movie. I spend seven years. It's, like, just me. That would be the way, I mean, that's essentially Quentin Tarantina's career. Yeah. An elaborate career so he could say the N-word a couple of times.

Yeah. I'll, like, I'm like for, and to get Salma Hyac's feet in his face. Yeah. Yeah. You would do a pretty, like, shitty, like, play, I think. think can get cast in it pretty easily and just say the onward in it. Yeah. And then she posts the whole play. Yeah. That's a good point. You could

have 19 hours. No, no, no. It can't be you being a character. It needs to be you. How much to say it like, look, with like vitriol and be like, I mean, and like, hey, you have to stand by it. Probably no amount of money. No, you would never. No, because I'm like, that's a... $500 million. You wouldn't do it. Do I get to say I got offered $500 million? No. No.

You're an idiot, give me a 500 mil, dude. I'll pay all my black friends and then we'll get an island. That's a good point. How many people are already saying it on Twitter? Black people will be like, bro. You could be the hero of like all

humankind by like saying it and I'm paying reparations with that 500 million. That's a good point. You'd be a hero of all kinds. It was your idea. Yeah. I don't know. Oh, the funniest thing is just a feat thing real quick.

So I get all these feet people asking for feet picks and stuff like that and they want money or they'll give me money and I was looking through my DMs because I'm because of this yeah because you just go barefoot on the pot yeah not intentional just so you know they're black on the body they're pretty gross it looks like a fucking dust bowl kid but I just considered

it so I looked through my DMs on Instagram and I saw one from my ex that goes nobody wants to see your feet it was from years ago where she responded to my podcast clip that had a foot on and I go oh boy were you wrong there's thousands of people who disagree with that it was just a funny like

looking back, I was like, that is the funniest thing that somebody's been wrong about. Are you going to do it? I don't know. Dude, that's free money. Everybody's like, do it. How they you're wearing condoms? Just do that. Just do it. Yeah. Well, because I had like, uh, Tom Zapia who was like, he's like, yeah, I've done it before.

I think you see, I don't know if he's... What? I don't you say he's done it before. Listen to the last episode. I think he may have said like, he, uh, I don't know if he did it or what he did. Maybe he just like, fucking, like, put it out there for the camera. I've known what he did for it, but... I'm really having a moral dilemma on that. Dude, why don't you do it?

Feet? Maybe not feet, but like... Well, I did... What about the... Well, I did ballet, so my feet are fucked up. But that might be a unique market. They go for it sometimes. It might be a market.

Can I hear the meditation story? I'm sorry to keep cutting off. Yes. No, so like one time... Well, have you heard about people like shifting and stuff? Yeah. Like from their consciousness? Yeah.

Like... Well, people are like, oh, I wanted to like shift into Harry Potter so I could meet my favorite characters and stuff. Yeah. So that's what I saw. And I was like, this is bullshit. Like, this is people just, like, making it up. Real quick.

How, at this point, how deep into meditation are you? Like, you've been doing it for years. This was, I was, like, really into it for, like, maybe, like, six months to a year. Okay. And I did it. I was doing it, like, every day for, like, an hour or, like, the longest was, like, an hour and a half. Holy shit. Yeah.

So I was locked in. You got good at it? Yeah. Whoa. Because I had, like. What is shifting? So how does that work? It's like, we were supposed to just, like,

I like meditate and then just like shift and you're like in Harry Potter like people, because I was deep into like attack on Titan stuff and people were like they were like yeah I like shifted into attack on Titan and then the Titans were there and it was scary and it's like you shift to the attack on Titan. And I was like you're also making this up also.

So visually would you see your experience? So I well because I've also I've all been like a crazy lucid dreamer and stuff like I've always had like really vivid dreams and like I've had a bunch of lucid dreams and I had weird, like, sleep paralysis stuff. Any reincarnation shit? Like, past lives?

Yeah. I, like, tried to do a couple past life regressions. But, like, I didn't, like, ascertain anything. Okay. I felt like it was, like, my mind just making stuff up. Making shit up, yeah. Yeah, because I never feel like I fully, like, got there. But, like, there was one time where, like, I think I shifted, and I thought it was,

I was dreaming. And I was, like, oh, yeah, that was weird. And it, like, happened again. And it was, like, so, like, and I was, like, this is so crazy. I was like, I was like on another planet, but I was like at like a ceremony where they were like crowning me to like rule the planet. Damn. Yeah. Yeah.

And it was like, I remember it was like a purple sky and it was like so beautiful. And I was in like a giant coliseum. And there were like people in the audience and stuff. And then I it was weird because I like, I didn't see myself because it was like first person like right now. And like I knew it wasn't a dream and it felt like as real as. as real life. Really? Yes.

As real as this. Yes. Wait, wait. So my thing is this, are you aware during all this? Are you like, I'm projecting into another universe? Or are you just like, I forgot who Aubrey Thurton is? I was just like living it as if I was that. Okay, so it's not really scary.

You're like, holy shit, I'm here. You're just like... No, I was just like, this is awesome. And I felt like the power of like knowing that I was going to command like millions of people. I felt that. And I had to go wake up. And like, I had to like go to bed after that. And then just like go to like my price theory class in the morning.

Like struggle doing economics. When you meditate, were you like sitting? Were you like laying in bed? I would always do it better when I was lying down. Yeah. So obviously the first time I like I like shifted. I was like when this happened. No.

You probably just. No, I was not. When it happened the first time. No, I was not. I was not. I was not. I believe it. The first time I was like, oh, I had like, I must have fallen asleep.

that was a dream. So it's not like you know how you got there. You're just in there. Yeah. It's like, the best way I can describe it, it's like before you're falling asleep, do you just have like images

and like random shit just like enter your mind? And then you're like, this is reality even though like zebras are flying at me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like that. Huh. Are you, how long to take you to get to this point?

I don't know because that wasn't even like, I've meditated for like longer than that. But I guess. No, what I mean like, because you have like practice meditation. Yeah. How like six months? God, such a commitment.

Just buy some DMT. Short cut. Short cut. I've had out of body before on like whipits where I get fully out of my body. I swear to God. A little less intelligent way to get there.

Whipit trip. Dude, I literally went to the roof from my exes apartment and I could feel all the gravel on top and then I came back down to my body. But people say on ketamine they have out of body lot and never had that. I've had like fractured realities where it's like

you know, a giant vortex is opening and then like there's another dimension behind it or something, but it's not like, I never had it where I go out of body, but I just, I mean, it's such a weird thing because a little bit's like alcohol and then a lot of it's just like the trippiest thing in the world. Yeah, yeah.

Completely different, like, a thing, but I've never had. Have you seen that, there's a documentary at Netflix, Life After Death? Have you seen that? Yeah. There's, I think, like, maybe six episodes. They cover, like, different aspects of, like, one episode is about reincarnation,

one episode is about near-death, experiences and like your consciousness projecting. It's all like science based stuff. They did like the reincarnation one's cool. The, um, the near death experience one is pretty amazing. There was like a neuroscientist. She was kayaking in her kayak. She went off a waterfall. It got stuck under the water. She was under there for 20 minutes. She was like clinically brain dead. And then she like projected up. She could see like the people, her friends like trying to help her. She like met Jesus who told her her her son. was going to die before he reached adulthood, like all this stuff, which all ended up coming true. There's like, there's like pretty well documented instances.

I was in a lot of endings. People like dying on like the operating table and then after coming, like, you know, getting resuscitated and being able to tell them like what tool the doctor used at what point, like what color shirt the nurse was wearing, like everything. Have you watched somebody die and come back? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Um, usually not they're, usually not like conscious after. I don't think I've ever seen that, to be honest. I've never, like... Have you heard any, like, firsthand crazy stories? Oh, yeah.

I mean, yeah, I don't know. Like, what's crazy? Depends, you know? Depends what you think's crazy. I think, like, that... You told me the scalpel thing's pretty... Like, stuff like that has some truth, it was a little weird.

Because I'm like, you could die, and I have no idea what happens to your brain when you die, so you might go through some sort of, like, weird thing. Right. But them describing things that actually end up happening. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, there's stuff like that. That's cool.

The reincarnation one was sweet. There was a kid who, like said that he would talk about himself as if he was like whatever some other kid and then they they kind of figured out who they thought he was it was this kid in brooklyn who was murdered by like his dad or stepdad but they like the scientists they went to this kid and like tested him like on camera they would they showed him like three pictures of like different houses and they're like okay which one was your house in this past life and he'll be like this one immediately it was like this house guess or next one he'd like okay which one of these was the playground that

used to play at was it was like that one right there guess it right like they did it like over and over and over and he would immediately be like this one like shit that he wouldn't have been able to get really coached on or anything this stuff is hard though because like I'm pretty I believe I believe it like 70% but then I am like what are the chances that they come to a kid and they go do you want to make a fuck down of money

like it is possible like it is that is a possible that's yeah that's I'm saying it's more likely I mean they would have to fake like the whole documentary there was one episode where about like seances where I was like okay, this is total just some lady scamming people. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You don't believe in seances?

I knew you're... I knew you're in the seances. I knew it, dude. Tell me about seances. You ever done one? No, I've never experienced one. I've been a Ouija board. I don't want to fuck with that.

I think there are people that are in touch with the universe in ways that, like, most people aren't. Like, there are people that have, like, a proclivity to... Do you think they're just also, like, the biggest retards, though? Because it'd be really funny if, like, all the people that got these abilities. We're just like... No, I think you probably have

these abilities. You think you'd... Yeah, I guess meditation and stuff, yeah. Yeah. Well, that's a weird thing. People say, smoke DMT, they say

that feels way more real than this, which is very odd feeling of being in a... Because, like, I've done fucking ketamine and that you're like drunk, basically. Yeah. So, like, you're not...

It doesn't feel real. You're just like... And you're just like... Dissociating. Yes, that's like different than like, people say DMT, they're like, it feels way more real than reality.

It's like a kind of like... Yeah. Which I've never experienced anything that, like, I've had dreams to feel realistic, but then I'm like, oh, that was clearly a dream. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. Who knows?

My aunt and my grandmother were, like, heavily into this stuff. Very, like, spiritual. They, I think, definitely have, like, an ability of some sort to, like, I don't know. You know what I mean? Like, in touch whatever the fuck is out there. Well, I have, like, a friend who, whenever they text me, I know it's them. Oh, that happens to me all the time. Yeah.

Yeah. Really? But before, I don't know how much that's me texting them and like, you send a message and then. But I kind of like tell them like, oh, that's her. And then it's like... Do you think anyone had that with like Epstein? They're like, I know this email's from him. Yeah.

He emailed so much. I know. I know. He's like, no, I email you all the time. Yeah, well, that's a weird thing too with him because like there's a website now called Jmail.com. Oh, I saw that. Yeah.

I don't even want to log in that because I'm like that seems like a weird kind of... What, but they have all the emails? Yeah. And you kind of just search by instead of going through... And there are J photos. Yeah. yeah I don't know either way this is way more than I thought we'd get with the

upscene stuff because I've been in stuff for like almost 10 years now probably like seven but I'm like yeah this is way more than I expected everyone's finally talking about eyes wide shut it seems like I'm like you guys weren't on this I watch a movie I was 14 yeah I think he's way more powerful than we initially thought he was dude he dude he

he went to fucking whatever he you know like his like background everything he like taught adult in school I don't think I know his background really They know No they know no it's pretty well The financial stuff is No I don't think I know

Oh oh yeah Well he's from Coney Island He was from like You guys didn't know Humble artists Loved hot dogs Nathan's uh shut out He's like what if this was a nine year old

I think no it's a hot dog Jeffrey From like a pretty middle class family It's all rude than childhood actually is this whole thing What's that? It's all rude than childhood that he likes kids Well that is the front of it was just like amusement park Yeah There's always both ways where it's like, like a serial killer, his parents are like,

we have no idea what happened. We're like, oh, really? Are you sure you weren't like abusing your kid? You don't want to admit it? But then it goes the other way, then the serial killers are death row, and they always say they have a terrible child. And you're like, I don't know what I mean? Because a lot of the parents are like, we have no idea what happened. And you're like, you probably just feel like.

You guys are psychos. I also would believe that he's the fall guy. After hearing him talk for two hours, like he seems smart, but I'm also like, this also seems like it's, he's so. I don't think he was a fall guy. I think he was an asset. Yeah. They were using him. He was propped up. Right. Yeah. Because I heard him talk for a couple hours and he was...

It sounded like he was almost going to snitch on everyone, talking about like the trilateral and stuff. Yeah. I think that's why they killed him. It's because he was probably going to sit. By the way, I worked with a kid who was also a paramedic. He used to be partners with the paramedic who responded to the prison and transported Epstein out of there. Any weird stuff there? he quit EMS and moved to Texas immediately after that. That's all I know. That is weird.

Which I was fine about it. I was like, he's a smart motherfucker. Get the fuck out of town. Yeah. I'm 50-50 on him being alive still. He's alive and is real. I don't think he's alive.

Real? My thing is like... Well, I don't know about that, but it would make sense for them to be like, because if he's so powerful, then how did he get killed in a jail?

Like, I already let himself go to jail. Like, he's not... He's not a fall guy, but he's an asset. He's the guy that. that they were using their pop top. It was the same thing that happened to Robert Maxwell, who was Galane Maxwell's father.

That guy was like a fucking World War II war hero. He was a owned fucking most of the media in the UK. He was a gun runner and everything. And then he was killed on his boat by two massad agents, most likely. Yeah. That's a good point. He's not that powerful, but it's like, he's powerful, but they're using that powerful guy to like,

they're also propping him up. Right. So if you're used, like, if you're not, not that powerful yourself and everybody else is using you for power, then it makes sense you're easy to cut off. Like, it's easy to them to be like, okay, we don't. You are a powerful guy, but it's because it's at the behest of them. It's they're making you powerful.

They're propping you up. That makes sense. His issue was supposedly he was like spread too thin with his businesses. He needed like capital and he kept asking them aside for like more and more money. He was like pissing them off and then they killed them supposedly. That makes sense. But Epstein got to start at Bear's. Stearns. He got hired

there after he got kicked out of the Dalton School, which is like a very prestigious school in Manhattan. He, which he got the job there, wasn't qualified for it. He was a math teacher. They were already sexual assault allegations against him at this school. And then he got hired at Bear Stearns. This is the whole thing with Trump. His involvement with

Trump is that what the fuck is Barr? Donald Bar? No, not Donald Barr. Whatever. He got hired at the Dalton school, then he got, he got fired at Bear Stearns, and he worked his way up and got put in a section

that they had a team where they were, their specialty was hiding, was helping people, like, avoid taxes, like, for super rich people. So he... You know where to be right now, because we're going over, but I'm down to keep going. No, yeah. Do you have anywhere to be? No, I have nowhere to be. Okay, perfect. So he was at Bear Stearns, and he was in this department where, like, he was like a tax specialist. So if you were a rich guy, you would go to Bear Stearns and be like, how can I pay less taxes? And they would send you to, like, Epstein.

This is how we learned to do all this stuff. Then he, Bear Stearns got in trouble for this, like, bad practice by doing this stuff. And they, they pinned it on him. They pinned it on Epstein. But he was a fall guy for Bear Stearns. But he left and was basically, they set him up. He kept that book of clients from Bear Stearns. That's how he got his, like, his rise in, like, fame, or not fame, but, like, in prominence

in these, like, circles is everyone would come to him to hide their money. He was, like, an expert at that. And he learned that at Bear Stearns. Okay. That was, like, his deal. And so, yeah, that's how we got. When do you think he got picked up by the Mossad? Like, when do you think they were like, hey?

That's the question is when was he involved with that? Definitely, I think probably pretty early. I think they get these people pretty early, and they kind of figure out what they're going to do with them over the course of their life. So you think, like, maybe he's, like, 17 and they're like. Yeah. probably when he was super young. There's a whole period of Epstein's life

where he's in Europe. He's like Jesus. There's like a draft portal. He was like a huddle account. For real. Yeah. There's this period when he's like pretty young, probably like early 20s.

He's like in Europe and he's kind of like backpacking. And he like meets a girl and then is like, she's like super rich and he's like around all these like Uber wealthy people. He's just like a kid that's backpacking and he's like somehow around all these like super wealthy connected people in Europe when he's like a backpacker.

That doesn't really make sense. You don't just fall into that. These people don't like let you in their circle unless you're like okayed. Yeah, yeah. Because his family is not that like powerful, right? You grew up kind of poor. No, he grew up like, yeah.

He was like a middle class like just a kid from Coney Island. Yeah. Huh. Yeah. But that's how. Yeah. He was involved like indirectly in like Iran Contra. He was involved in a lot of shit.

Because he was like hiding money for all. all these international, like, criminals and shit. That's interesting. Yeah. Well, yeah, I think the thing I am too is so weird. I said that before having a thought. I was just got to keep them out. I do that all the time.

And I'm like, uh, start a sentence. You're like, hope I figure this one out. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I'm just so like, uh, I don't know. I'm still like perplexed by it because like, it does shake you to your core when you see all this stuff kind of like, how involved was he in like everybody? Like, he was so involved.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, his, he had a thing where like, if you wanted to, if you wanted to go to him and like invest your money, you needed to have like a billion dollars of like liquid. He was like a, he was investing for like billionaires. Yeah. Which like isn't a, and he had, there's no record of him ever making a trade on the stock market. He like wasn't.

He had no actual background in any of this. I guess the part where I, they've wiped that. No. No, that's like public info. Yeah, I think the thing I will say is like, I just think the Trump stuff, like the Trump, Elon stuff, like the amount of people I know still on the fence. I'm like, I'm not saying Trump had sex with the baby, but he's so clearly. Like we were talking about Alex Jones who for decades, like the billionaire predator profiles. And now he's completely sold out.

Not necessarily sold out. He's either compromised or he's drinking the Kool-Aid. And he's just like, I think he's compromised or something. But I don't know. Who's so funny to compromise Alex Jones? Do you want a million dollars? It's like, you clearly are a power. powerful.

So we... Yeah. I think they just broke that guy. I think they just broke him. Yeah. Well, I just think about it too. And I'm like, I just,

it's so weird. It's like a Fox News interview. I'm like, who is even, this is such a wild thing to still be watching. With him? Oh,

just Fox News. Yeah. Yeah, it was like, Mancali and J.D. Vance. He's like, well, you know. Bro,

when I go, when I go work at like the firehouse on Long Island, it's just like, it's just like a bunch of like old guys that, like retire guys that come in, they hang out of the fires. stupid liberals like Nancy Pelosi

I'm like in my and I'm like there's an international pedophile ring like none of this is real they're they're so I'm like you guys don't even understand yeah it's so funny too because it's like it's I like it's broken out everything because you got like the Nick Fuentes anti-Semitic kind of thing yeah those guys are more

conservative than Fox News but anti-Trump yeah yeah but then you have the Trump people that are somehow less cons the Fox News and Trump people are somehow less conservative it's a weird thing and then you got like the you and me kind of guys who are like kind of way, I'm more into like the, I'm like, these guys are all fucking puppets. This is all bullshit.

It's all theater. And then you got like, uh, it's just so weird that it's like, the right is completely fractured right now. They're going to get fucking destroyed in the midterm elections coming up. And then probably also the presidential election. The right is like, it's like Tucker versus like, the Fuentes versus Trump. It's like all.

When Trump won, the right, the right was so united. I was like, oh, they're, they're going to be unstoppable. but now it's they've fallen apart. Yeah, I'm like, who is still watching Fox News being like, uh-huh, uh-huh, it's just so crazy to me. I'm like, well, if you're still, it's just like, you're so far gone. It's like, I can't even talk to you about this. But it's so funny too, because I think of myself is far gone

because I'm like, no, the island. Like, I think I'm far, and it's like, you got this weird thing that like Alex Jones talking points are now the same as Fox News. Like, how do we get here? I know. It's so fucking weird. And it's like, the Elon thing's so just like, I got no problem with him getting prostitutes from M-Cy.

I don't necessarily means that he's a pedophile. Doesn't mean that because the guy did clearly lots of other operations. But for him for a while to be like, I actually said I did not want to go to the island. I actually denied going to the island. And it's like there's a clear email of you. So like, no matter what you say, you can say you didn't have sex a kid. I didn't see it, but it's him like begging to go basically.

Yeah. He was asking him on like Christmas and like that is like what it was. So it's like you're asking to go to the island. So don't, for you, I don't know if it's necessarily a lie, but you're aggressively bending the truth in a way that's like, I can't trust anything you say now. Yeah. I never

I don't know whatever Elon's like I don't trust that guy to begin with No I also I don't trust him because he said He's no anything about aliens All the hate All the Elon hate Does instinctively make me

Want to like him Yeah Like when people are like He's building rockets In like trains It's like yeah If you gave an autistic guy A billion dollars

Like that's what he's gonna do Like why would you guys mad at Like yeah he likes trains and rockets Dude he's an autistic Billionaire Yeah bro He's weird and rude on Twitter. Yeah, he's like a weirdo.

Yeah, the stuff that you really annoys me about him is just talking about the white race. Always, he's like, white people will be gone by like 60 years. Yeah, I know, I know. Shut up, nobody cares. Dude. Yeah, it's, uh... It's very funny.

It's weird. I don't know, I've never... It's funny, too, because it's like... I like now that people have... I got a huge argument with this woman at a bar recently, actually. I walked to this woman, and... I may have said this last episode. Is it the porn star one?

Yeah. So I walk up his woman, and she looked like a... corn star but I was like you know what I'm gonna maybe it's somebody else she looks like so I get like a 30 minute conversation I was like are you like a front facing figure and I was like I'm like hitting on you I just like straight up like you walked up here and yeah I was like you look very familiar

like middle age woman and very pretty and then she just like no I'm a doctor I was like oh okay we start talking more I was like you're not like a newslet you know like nothing like that I was like oh you kind of look at like Christmas about I eventually I'm like don't take this wrong way you kind of look like this one adult film store Brady loves just like oh so you look like a porn I look like a porn star I go yeah I didn't mean that the wrong way

and her friends goes you're saying she looks like a porn star I was like I didn't mean that an insulting way I was like I didn't walk up there I was it there's a dramatic difference between Also that's a compliment Of course But I would not like I would not go up to a woman

To bar be like you look like a porn star Yeah And then he tells this guy is fucking little bitch He talks some guy at the bar He goes He's saying my friend looks like Walks up to her and says she looks like a porn star He jacks off to it

I was like that is miles apart Yeah yeah yeah A guy came up to you and said that One of her friends He's clearly kind of bang her And then I was like, that's not what I said. He's like, oh, she's like, poor star, you don't jerk off.

Do you want to jerk off? I was like, what is this? Yeah, what are you doing? I'm like, good move, by the way. That was a really smart. Game, respect, game. Game, respect game. That was smart.

But, um, they were, I was waiting for like three years for you to make that jump. Oh, yeah. You're like, cause an argument like that. You're like, Michael Good gave me the opportunity. Yeah, he was like, yeah, he was like, yeah, he was like, finally someone, in his head, he's like, she definitely looks. That's why I'm trying to fuck her.

Yeah. He's like, she does. by the way, I jack off to her all the time. Yeah, there's no way he doesn't know who Brandy love is. Did you de-escalated? What happened? No, it got so much worse. Really? She had a really funny joke on this.

I was like, we started talking about something and then voting, and I was like, yeah, I don't vote. I think it's retarded. And then, uh, which, look, I shouldn't say it. I don't think it's retarded, but I just don't do it. I don't think I'm above voting. I just like, choose not to. Not out of like a moral thing. I'm just like, I don't know what's going on.

It seems silly. And then he goes, we don't use the R word in this bar. And I was just like, dude. he belonged to the bar? No, he's just a guy there. She had a really funny thing when I said that. She's like, you should... So you could just like walk outside the bar and say that. Yeah, but I'm sorry. So I think you're

a fucking retardant. I was like, I got no problem with, by the way, I will say N word instead of saying the N word. But you are, it's like there's no gowns into people. You can say, hey, we don't say retardant in this bar, but you don't say we, I just I am like, are you scared to say the word retarded in the sentence? I don't say

the word retard. By the way, if you don't say that we're retarded, I got nothing wrong with it. Like, I'm like, I totally respect everybody.

Of course, yeah. But you're probably right. We probably shouldn't say it. Probably fair. Like, we probably shouldn't. Yeah, it's funny. I'm gonna keep using it. But also, dude,

you're, relax. Like, you're already gonna probably fuck her after. Like, you don't have to go double down and say the R word thing. It's like, relax, man.

You already stuck up for it. It's just, there's something. If you say anything, like, I don't really have a problem with guys saying, you know, I don't like people use the F slur.

I'm like, okay, that's fine. Like, I'll say the word faggot in the context of the word, but whatever. Or if, you know, one of my roommates is being... The context of the word. Does that mean just when you feel like using it?

I'll say when I want to say it. I think it's not often funny when I say it. But I'll say it. Like, not, I'll never call a gay guy faggot, but like, I think like, uh, whatever else. Yeah.

Yeah. Trying to be funny, I'll say it. But I'm like, I get the argument of, I'm going to say the F slur. Like, you, we don't say the F slur in here. I'm like, that seems, but whenever there's something about the phrase the R word, that if I hear a grown man saying the R word,

it sounds so like a child. I don't know, I was just like, this is there's no people down syndrome as far. There's zero reason for you not to just say. And then. Also, I literally don't know what was, what's insulting about that. About her being like, you look like, it's not like you were like,

you look like a porn star, you're like, you look like this specific woman. Right. And it's also like, I think it is different when you're having Are we wrong? Am I wrong? Am I wrong? I would be flattered. Yeah, well, you know you would. You're a fucking sick of. Yeah, I would be flattered. Yeah. But I guess to be fair with anybody's point, I did initially think that. I just said it way later on. Yeah. But that is a different like, okay, you see a woman at Barney saying, I want to fucking fuck that woman.

If your intention was to fuck her the whole night, that's different than you walking up there and saying, I want to fuck you. Does that, even if you get to that point, you still have. Totally. politely got enough ground if you throw something out. You had a 30 minute conversation. You didn't lead with you look like a porn star. No. The point of the conversation was at some point to be like

you look like this porn star. Not as to the point. You were working towards that point. Not necessarily. So I did talk to your people and go, she looks familiar, right? I'm not crazy. She looks familiar.

So everybody was like, yeah, she does kind of look familiar. So I was like, okay. In my mind, I was like, I know she wasn't this woman. eventually, but I was like, maybe, I don't know. I was trying to think of who she reminds me of. And that's who initially she reminded me of, but I was like, maybe it's somebody else that she reminds me of. Maybe she, like, is a bartender at a different.

Famous doctor. Yeah, yeah. You look like this really, a doctor, yeah. And then she starts, like, the argument gets crazy. And then I was like, you guys are being performative. And they start, like, throwing their hands up and down and arguing about politics. Like, am I being performative? I'm like, yes, you're a hands.

You're literally actually performing. You're doing jazz hands, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is... Like, this is performative. Yeah, like, this is performative? Yeah. At 1.30 at the morning, the woman

sent me a message two days later, she's like, is this performative? And it was like, a guy talking about ICE. And I was like, I don't... What? I thought you were gonna have sent... Oh, I thought she was gonna send you a video. Yeah, yeah.

I thought she was gonna send you just, like, a video of her, like, getting fucked. And it's like, I am Brandi Love. Is this performative? Is the guy back here? We don't take the R word. And this bar! She sent you an ICE video and is like,

is this performative? God, people want to be mad so mad. Like, you want to be mad? You, what, dude? You didn't even say anything about ice? No, I was like, no, I didn't. I don't think.

The whole night. I don't think so, maybe. I mean, I think it's fucked up. Like, oh, so, by the way, I love. You were porn star, by the way, I love ice. Yeah. Are you just porn star, I jack my cock to and jizz out of? Also, I like ice.

What is your name? Like, you know. Well, yeah, that's the dude. It's like, I'm, I get the vitro with the ice stuff, but it's funny when it's, like a lot of white people arguing with each. Like it just is, you're like, all right, like, I obviously care. I think

it's fucked up. But at some point, this is performative when your arms are flailing all around. It is, yeah. But we are almost over. I feel like you didn't talk a lot. You should, next time you see someone who looks familiar, you should ask them if they're in the files. There we go. That's it.

Yeah. That's it. You should. It would be funny. I would like it if you search the Epstein files, they go, if you look in these files, we throw your name on page 92. It's just that's how they cover the tracks. You get added to the files. You're like, fuck. They're talking about Maddie Ziegler in the files. Who's that? It's dance moms.

Oh, really? You guys not in the dance mom's fandom like I was. I remember Maddie Zee was she the one that like... She's in the chandelier video. Oh, she is? They like mentioned something about like wanting to like recreate like the chandelier video and that like talented dancer. So they didn't name her, but like Maddie Ziegler like caught astray in the files. Louis Gulles is in it. Yeah.

Big J is in it. Yeah, because him and Lou's Jay Gummis. Yeah, they were on a show. They emailed the lineup to Epstein. So they may have performed for Jeffrey Epstein at some point. Wait, was that one about him like wanting to open a comedy club? Was that real? Epstein?

Because I saw that on like the shop. Somebody connected to the shop. At least Epstein buys it. The Epstein estate buys it. Yeah, I don't know. The, uh, keep going. Brayden. Little St. James Comedy Club.

They changed their name so many times. They changed their name so many times. They just realized. That might be why they're changing their name. Because what I was there was the lantern. Then it became the Bronx Yacht Club. I've never even heard of that. That's why the Wi-Fi is Yacht Club?

Yeah, yeah. I've never even heard of that. Oh, and they had one other name. Are they fully the comedy shop? Yeah, right? Well, I thought the restaurant was technically Ways and Means. Yes. Because I memed that photo of Jim Downey on Conan's podcast.

And I was like, and Brady, the owner of Ways and, I don't think anyone, because if you look up the comedy shop, like on Google Maps and stuff, it's like comedy shop and restaurant. Like there's no ways and means on it. But like on the doors, they still have the stamps that say like ways and means. Okay. So on Google, their ways or their comedy shop. Yeah.

Yeah. Because I was saying the name change with crazy. I'm like, I wonder this is because the owner keeps sexually harassing people. Name change rebrand. That's what places. There's a lot of places do that. One of the dumbest comments that somebody goes, I'm not going there until they change owners. I'm like, I don't think you know how venues work.

The staff does not go. we're gonna hey new old he lives above the bar it would be smart for that guy to be like I'm gonna shadow run this place now that would be kind of a smart movie to be like he's all a puppet owner he's gone

I was gonna talk shit just being a puppet owner of like one of the worst comedy comedy culture you could talk shit what are you working out of shadow investor yeah and I don't I don't work there I'm fucking scot free baby clean as a whistle by the way I deleted my avails when this all came out but I didn't

perform there much. I was like, I got to get two spots in love. I wish I performed there more. Do the clips have to come down now? We were just talking about that. We were talking about that. There's going to be so many comics being like, fuck, I'm going to take this.

My viral video, I got to take it down. Just green screen in the background or something else. Yeah. You could probably cut your thing out. You should take it down and re-upload them and be like, great shows last night. Venues, like, crush, absolutely crushing. You should do that.

That'll go so well with the hate I'm already getting on TikTok right now. What do you get on the hate for? Oh, the Epstein joke. My Epstein joke. Which is funny. Can you say it? Yeah, so I made an Epstein joke on TikTok. I didn't even write a full on bit.

I just did like a one line because I feel like that always does well on TikTok. And I said, Jeffrey Epstein is proof that no matter how much money the friend group has, you still only hang, you're still only going to hang out at one person's house. Yeah, yeah, which is fun. It's funny. It's funny. And it's also like the most innocuous. Yeah.

Yeah. It's very, yeah. The Onion documentary is one of the funniest things I've done. or I've seen. They have it done. I was... You did that. Do you speak?

It's called Jeffrey Epstein Bad Pedophile, which is just the fucking name itself. It's 20 minutes. Everybody should watch it. I think we're almost an hour and a half. Yeah, yeah. We can get up.

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