Morning Good - Chimp Crazy - Episode 332

Episode Date: October 25, 2026

Jared Palmer Kirsch and Big Pat join the show for today's episode. They talk about getting hacked on Twitter, movie farts, and the saga of Richard Juul.Thanks to Jared for coming on the show for the first time and to Big Pat for returning. You can find more from Jared on Instagram @jkirsch98 . As always, find Michael Good on Instagram @michaelgoodcomedy and on Twitter @agoodmichael. Check out the show on YouTube and follow the official Instagram page @morninggoodpodcast.

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Hey, welcome to the air. Thanks. Welcome to the morning. All right. All right. All right. Here we're with Jared Palmer Cush. Nah, dude, this is a weed guy podcast.

Jared Palmer Cush and Big Pat. And we're talking, who we're talking about? with the middle name? George Michael's? George Michael Bluth from Rest Development. Oh, I thought that was George Michael's like the... Yeah, the singer. The singer, yeah.

Like a father figure. Yeah. And... Yeah, that's also just George Michael, though. Yeah, that's who we thought you were... No. It's not Michaels. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's George Michael good. Yeah, they were going to call me George. They were. Yeah, and I'd be a curious boy, if that was the case. But I'm not... I'm not a monkey. Yeah, I'm not a monkey. Every job interview, I am not a monkey.

I know what you're thinking. Because my name is George. You think I'm going to love bananas and guys in yellow hats, but that's not what I'm here to do. I'm here to sell you guys solar panels. Your name's Michael. And then you go, no, but like it would have been George. I'm not curious. This is the worst possible job interview.

But my parents were thinking about me, George. There's this guy. Okay, I'll look closer. Sorry about that. Oh, yeah. This? Yeah, it's close. Like, almost, oh. Yeah.

That's perfect. How many people do this touch? What's up? How many people do this, this touch? I mean, this podcast touches many hearts across the country. Right, right. But that microphone, probably 970 comedians, which? 962 have quit?

Mm. Quit what? Oh, like quit comedy? Or quit doing the podcast? quit comedy. Nobody's really hard to quit the podcast. Yeah, I know. 900 guests have quit. It's weird.

They finish and then they leave. We were going to stay. Yeah, no, we just keep going. It's a barit thought thing. You've got to build this. Yeah. I'd expect anybody to listen if it's an hour long. You guys live together, though, right?

Do you live here? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, sweet. I didn't just come out of the bedroom. Well, you didn't quit. It's like my dressing room. No, these recorders are always done. I turn them on high.

So this has been a, it's kind of like a, it's like the new thing, you know, when people like are on kick or whatever and they're just doing their whole life. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wait, is kick like chat roulette? No, that's what it used to be. Well, that's the funniest thing is, so what's it called? Like, there was kick, which was kind of like, if you were like 15, you would think you're sexing with a woman.

probably like a guy in like Indonesia or something like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was kind of chat roulette. And then they started a streaming thing called Kick, which is like kind of like, what's it comparable to? Like whatever like Twitch? Yeah, like Twitch. And then there was somebody really funny who just posted like, I'm giving this a shot and it was kick. But it was like, wait, I'm giving what a shot.

Like I thought it was live streaming. But they downloaded like the other Kik app. It was like somebody like Sylvester Stallone or somebody insane. And they're just like, all right, here we go. looks like it's time to chat. Yeah. Like, it would be like, somebody put chat, your relent on their thing.

They're like, looks like we're going here. You're like, what was that bullying app, the one where you could bully people? Form Springer, dude. No, not Formspring.

Wait, what's Form Springer? I'm talking about the one that was like... Yik yak. Yeah, yik yack. Yeah, I was going to call it, like, cream pie or something. Yeah, what was that cream pie?

No, yik yack. What a bully this guy. I was like, I'm doing. It just keeps cream. I blew up my life on cream pie. Yeah, bro, they got me on cream pie. you got cream. They're cyberbullying me on cream pie.

Yeah. Mom. Yeah. What was the, uh, I was making friends. Yikyak was like you can anonymously post things and bully people. And it just got, it got like out. Well, it wasn't meant to be bullying, but like it was, it was like instant bullying. Could you put like videos on there? No, no, no.

It was like Twitter, but there was no, it was completely anonymous. And it was within like a, a five. five mile radius or saying. So it was like you were, it was strictly like your high school. Yeah. Dude. It's the only place. I could like bully the bodega guys. Like has a grown a doll just using

it. Just be like, just bullying. The only people reading it. Yeah. They're like, fuck. They're checking yikyak every day. Someone said they're cute. Like, why is this? Yeah. This curious George guy.

Yeah. Dude. Just bullying people in the building. Be like, floor seven's a fucking total owner. You also didn't need to, I think you didn't even need a username. I could be wrong. Comment down below. Yeah, please do. Yeah, please. Well, I remember it being like a thing when I was in high school, like the last year I was in high school. Yeah. And it immediately got banned. Yeah, yeah, no, for sure. I mean, what else, like, I wonder what they thought they were making when they made the app. They were making everything. Designed for high school. Yeah. Well, I feel like back then, like not back then like five

10 years ago or whatever but they were really like every month there was a new I felt like Instagram was going to go away I was like I'm not hop on this Instagram thing this is just a trend Facebook for life yeah now it's more popular than Facebook I think well didn't

do you use Facebook? Apparently my mom keeps telling me she's like oh I love what you posted what it's not me If you go on my Facebook, it's like a picture of me in sophomore, junior year of college. Did you outsource your Facebook? It's like an intern you don't remember. Somebody's like, where's this $1,000 a month keep going?

You hired somebody five years ago. The new post is doing great. You know how some people like people write their phone number on a bathroom stall or something? Yeah, yeah. You just write somebody's username and password for their Facebook. For the Facebook. I genuinely couldn't give it. a shit what happens on my Facebook.

Like, there might be the, I think it's a link to my Instagram and, like, other things. So it probably just uploads whatever I posted on those other apps. Yeah. But my parents see that. They don't see, like, the Instagram thing. So they're constantly telling me, like, oh, that was a great video on Facebook. I'm like, I genuinely don't know. Or they'll be like, did you see Aunt Soans?

Like, whatever, Anne Sorens, I don't know my aunt's names. Yeah. They've commented. I'm like, I don't use it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they can't fathom it. Yeah,

this is where everything is happening. They're like, this is the greatest thing. It was, though. It was, though. , it's the perfect distillation of the internet for old people. like I can really give my full thoughts.

I'd write an op-ed. Yeah. My aunt wrote another op-ed on Facebook. Yeah. Did you read it? I haven't been to Facebook in seven years. But you know it was posted? No, my mom will send me screenshots of things on Facebook.

It should be like, did you see this? And it's like my hometown, like, local residence page. And there's a lady being like just an essay about how there aren't enough parking spaces at the church or something. but yeah those are so dude i'm still in like new somerna beach like which i don't even i don't know i think i was trying to get updates on whether this bar was open because me my friends were doing like a beach trip and then i still would just get updates they're like oh my god there was one crazy one where it was like a guy going around like murdering raccoons and it's just like it was something crazy like that like that's just mad that's the dream you got to get into the local residents of like

lake charles louisiana yes dude and they're like it's always like a blurry photo a man. They're like, this guy will slap your dog in the face and slash your tires for absolutely no reason. And he's going to be very, he's going to use profanity. They always throw that at the end, they're like, while using profanity. They're like, guy runs naked and cursing.

Lead with the cursing. Yeah. That's what I always know. No, I don't know. Yeah. I want to. I don't know. I just, I was like, you guys were cooking there and I was like, I got something. Yeah. Lead with the

well, the Facebook things by you. I think I literally was at the gym yesterday and I got like an update that my Facebook was logged into somewhere that wasn't even in and I was just like just don't let them log in I was like I don't really kidding I was like yeah I bet it Twitter like hey do you want to stop this yeah I was like no no no see what they do let him cook yeah yeah there should be a button that says it's not me but let it roll let this one play yeah it's like for later when you get in trouble for it it's like no like I knew it wasn't me yeah it wasn't me the whole time but someone's really having fun yeah Oh, God, that's a great idea.

I just screenshot that and used it for a few. And just start posting the craziest shit everywhere. I'm like, I don't know what to tell you. I was really hacked. And some of it was funny, right? Are you guys? Someone was funny, right? It's like clearly things I posted.

There's a, I made a Twitter when I was like 18, and then I used it for one week and then never use it again. And then I logged into it like three years ago because I kept getting emails from Twitter. And so I logged into it and someone had hacked it. to it and all the, it still said my name and had my face, but all the posts were in Arabic. And then it would say,

it would say gay fart porn and then videos of guys like just farting on each other. So when did you figure out wasn't you posting those? I still don't know. It might be like a Jekyll and I. You fucking idiot. Maybe when day Jake goes

to sleep or daypad. I was specifically told not to call you Jake. Yeah, I mean, it's all right. I just, I don't have like an Instagram or anything. Oh, yeah, so we got to keep that. Big Pat. Yeah.

Is someone, is someone, did, did that come from saying big Pat? Pat's my middle name. Oh, cool. Oh, middle names. They call me Pat at work. Pat at work. Yeah, I was talking to somebody who worked with them and I was like, you know, so and so. And they were like, who?

And I was like, do you mean Pat? I was like, yes, Pat. They're like, oh, yeah. Do you guys work together? No, I don't really work much. I mean, I have three jobs and just none. of them are, I think I'm technically soft fired from

this temp job because it's haven't gotten a shift in like three weeks now. It's the one of the charter school one? Yeah, yeah, I canvass for charter schools and the job started out sick, dude. It was like, I'd go to Brooklyn. I don't know what a charter school is. I refuse to learn. That's like a word they throw around that I just go like, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Like that and like submersible. Yeah, yeah. I'm like, yeah. I'm like, no, for sure, it's awful what they did with that. Not knowing what side of it. Oh, my God. Do you think like when they were getting into it, one of them was like, I've always wanted to go in a submarine. And they're like, well, it's not a submarine. It's submersible.

Yeah. Would you get into it at that point? No, I would not have gotten into it like, period. One, it just didn't look like a fun vibe. Like, even if you were, I know what they were doing sounded like a fun vibe. But the way they were going about it, I would have pushed it off until they had a chiller way to do it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because you assume they could have like an international space station kind of thing that just kind of goes down.

weren't they like, they were like billionaire or millionaire? They were very rich. So I'm like, just take, I would, I straight up. If I was like 16, I'd be like, no, I don't want, because one of the kids wasn't like a 16 year old or an 18 year old. I'm just making that up. It was like, full grown adult. I'm like, there's that little boy in there.

Wasn't everyone a baby? Yeah. Yeah, it was with the fact that they put babies in that thing. That's the weird. The most fucked up part is they were all. Even the captain was a baby. How on earth were they supposed to survive? They were, no, but I wouldn't have got, they were all.

They were all squatting in there, and they were like, like, the worst thing. And you're like, that's still not fun. Yeah, I know. Well, no screen. I was like, yeah, I was like, yeah, that was, that's what would turn me off. Not the whole, like, rinky dink, uh, danger of it. Yeah, be the boredom.

And it's also like, I don't know why they didn't start. So, like, I'm super, I've been getting really into the fact that they said chimps into space for a while. And it's very fun. I think it's exciting. Yeah. Why didn't they go down there first? Like, did they have they tested? with chimps at all?

Like, they should have sent chimps down through. Did they stop doing chimps, like, at some point? Or they still, yeah. People, they just stopped doing chimps. No, but I mean, like, are you allowed to send chimps into space anymore? No, I don't think so. Because it might have been, the submersible might have been post-woke. That's true.

You can't send chimps down in the submersible. You can't do anything with chimps. They used to be, every Disney movie was like a chimps snowboarding. For real. It was a chip doing this. And then that one guy who played the bad guy and Spy Kids became like a big Chimp activist. He was in a movie with a Chip.

He's like, it was lots of fun then. But like now I'm like, no, no, you don't get to play with the chimpanzee in a movie. Wait, the bad guy and Spy Kids like, like, I was going to say Alfred. I mean, something like that. No, what's his name? Alan Cumming.

Yeah, yeah. He like started getting in. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. He was in, uh, Chip Crazy. Yeah, Chim Crazy. That, that's crazy. Have you ever seen Chim Crazy? No.

Dude, goes hard. Awesome. It goes so hard, dude. It's like this Southern lady who's, it's always like, the exotic animal people are always conservative, which is so fun. It's just like a weird sect of conservativeism that is like just, I love these animals.

And I don't want what's best for them, but I want them around me because I'm very lonely. Yeah. And the woman like, didn't she like steal the chimp from a museum or something? Or she was dead, right? I don't remember. She did not do a single, sorry. Oh, sorry.

She did not do a single legal thing. in that whole, or I mean, I'm sure it's all technically legal. This woman, like, just babyed this chimp and, like, would raise these chumps and had different rooms for the chimps and was somehow, like, treating them like humans, but also the worst you could treat a human. Yeah. So it was like, he's like, I got him birthday cake, but he's like, chained. Yeah.

Look at him with this dress. He's like twitching at the corner, like stepping on nails. I got him his favorite. And you're like, just sad. Yeah, yeah. Freak it out. Like if it was a human, here's the thing. It was weird because you're like, you're wishing you saw the chimp like in a normal cage zoo.

Like it was almost weirder. It was more dangerous looking that the chimp had its own bed and like had access to children. Oh, it was also always being brought around children, which I'm like, that's so scary for the kid. If they don't. Yeah. Attack. Or if they don't. If they do attack.

If they don't, man, it's just... Great day. I really like, I think I would have the balls to risk my life hanging out with a chimp. Like, I know it's so bad. They're so dangerous. But I think that would be like my getting on the back of a motorcycle.

It would be just me. They're like, here's a chimpanzee. You can pet him. I'm like, here we go. You'd be like, but they'd be like, but on the back of a motorcycle. Yeah. Fuck, fuck, fuck.

In the submersible. Yeah. Like, oh, but it's boring. Yeah. I really would, but it's so lame. You have to explain to the police how you got, like, lured into an alley to get mugged. They told me there was a chimp.

I get pet it. They said a competitor. I said it was my motorcycle moment. Also, I'm just, I'm just a curious guy. Yeah, yeah. You're going to name me George when I was a kid. Says Michael on this idea. It's a lot.

You don't get, there's a, I have a podcast. How much time do you guys? Yeah. Yeah. I turn around like the usual suspects and there's just a big monkey on the back. Wait, unusual suspects, something that doesn't get talked about enough. You can tell. You got all the close. I'm so sorry. Oh, too.

Oh, it's got to be like this. Okay, cool. Yeah, like, what's the smell? La, la, la. Yeah. No, but you can tell it's Kevin Spacey. Like the whole time. Yeah, because his voice,

he doesn't even do a goofy voice in the voice. He's like, see here, man, or whatever is. Also, like the big reveal where he's, like, piecing get together his story on the chalkboard. Everything he pieces together is, like,

just non-sequitur nonsense. Yeah. It has nothing to do with the crime at all. He's like, you ever tell you about when I was, like, farming for coffee beans in Nicaragua, and they're like, why would you tell us that? Yeah, yeah, he's like coffee.

Yeah, he's like drinking. It's super loose straws. also am I wrong like the timeline doesn't timeline he's like because he's telling he's doing the Kaiser so say story and he's I haven't watched it in a while so either of yeah leave a comment if I'm getting this right I mean he's like making it all up yeah well no but his whole thing is like he like was a like a kingpin in another country and then killed it I'm just like when did he have time to do this because he's in his 30s or 40s like how you've time to have a whole other life and then build an identity in the states well I like with all right

a full back story. Like, you just don't, there's physically not enough hours in the day. That's why I find it, yeah, I find it so interesting when I like, because I love just drug kingpin stuff. I'll randomly just hop in. And I think that were,

I mean, how cool, even if you're like, you know, going to prison forever, how cool is it when you see your name and this is kingpin? You're like, fuck, I made it to kingpin. You're like,

I wasn't even making that much money. I'm a kingpin now. People also always love them. Like, people don't like, um, like I would say generally, uh, comment below if this is different,

but I would say generally people don't love Because the guy who's arms got sought off by his shenny He's like, he's trying to type Yeah Actually, they're dicks He's like fuck typo Yeah, yeah It's packing away

No, but they generally don't like You know, like the dealers or the like the higher-ups or anything But when you're the kingpin people like you all of a sudden Yeah, yeah, yeah Like, you know Yeah, and usually there's always a story of them doing like good deeds Like I was reading about the guy

who, I guess, did he got in a fight with him prison was named, like, Lord Dudus or Dukas or something like sick as hell? Lord Dudis. Yeah. Lord Dudis, what do you say? Why they call Lord Dudis? Because he farts.

Lord Dutus, a word. Coming. Stop laughing. I will have you, sir. But he's doing your. a good deed. I thought he's like, he's not so bad.

I helped a child from a trade. They're just putting him in jail because of the farts. He didn't even really do anything wrong. He farted all over my. I would never fart on some. That thing weird.

Wait, what? That comment. What? The Reddit thing. Oh, yeah. What'd you do? We not name the person. it just say what it was.

Yeah, I was like looking up some celebrity I like vaguely heard there were allegations about them. And so I was like trying to figure out what they were. Ryan Sechrist. I'm starting this allegation.

I don't know what he did, but he did it. Yeah. He probably did do so. Sorry, keep going. But the only allegations I found were he was accused of like farting on people.

Okay. And I found this Reddit thread that was like taking it really serious. Yeah. There's absolutely nothing funny about a man in a position of power farting on a woman below his station. I was like, you can't, you can't like type that out.

So it's not a little bit funny. You can't find a single funny hole of this thing right here. Have you guys seen Master of Disguise? Of course. Yeah, so I just watched that recently. The whole plot where the guy keeps farting is the funniest.

Like, it genuinely, they do it like four times where he just farts. And he's a man in position of power. Yeah. Statistically is... They wouldn't make that movie. though.

Wait, I have a question. What happened? What would be you say like 2016? What's the amount of farts you've seen in movies since Wokeness? Not, not a lot. Not a lot.

Not a lot, Michael. Yeah. Comment down below if you can name three. Yeah, name three post Me Too movies with no farts. Like does it have to, is it like as a plot device or as a button on a, like.

I just haven't seen any farts. I feel like I've seen more. diarrhea than farts. I've seen a lot of diarrhea. Well, wait, when's Bridesmaids is 2014? I was just thinking of bridesmaids. That's the best diarrhea scene, I think.

But this guy, I feel like I've seen more diarrhea. His Twitter has some pretty good ones. Yeah. Gay Arabic farts going on on this guy's Twitter. Definitely him. I feel like I haven't seen a fart in, I mean, I don't know where they'd put it in. I'm watched like the new Resident Evil. There could have been more farts

in this. Wait, is there no fart in the new Resident Evil. I feel like there's definitely a fart in there. Because that's a funny movie. I feel like there was one fart now. What's his name? Paul Nine Names guy? He's like the new guy. We've decided I'm for it. Paul Nine Names? He's like the kind of fat guy he was... Oh, Paul

Walker Houser? Yeah, he's great. I agree with that decision. I know he's a good actor, but like we... You know how we just decided we're like him. Oh yeah. Yeah, yeah. It is weird because he like... But they also, they made that Richard Jewell movie with him. I was going to say Richard Jewel. which I didn't see that. I also just didn't give a fuck.

Like I was, I kind of like, I looked up what Richard Jule was. I was like, I really couldn't. I don't fucking care. You should watch Richard Jules. Is it good? It's like a good, it's a good movie to work.

He's such a good actor. Yeah, he's great. And the movie is so dumb and shouldn't have been made. But he's so good that it's like, it's a weird balance. He looks really good in it. He looks like upsettingly good in it.

Because sometimes you see, you see someone who like, is too good in something. And the character sucks so bad that you start hitting the person. And then it's like, oh, what do I do with this? That movie, it's like the best movie about... I mean, you ever just meet a guy who's, like, convinced

that he, like, knows karate or something. And, like, if the situation breaks out, he's like, I'm the guy that's going to something. Everyone knows he's an idiot. He can't do that. That movie is, like, for that guy. Yeah. And it's like, Paul Walker, whatever.

He does, like, an amazing job at being that guy. and he's actually right. It's like the one time. Yeah, isn't like, correct me of him wrong, there's like a terrorist attack happening at the Atlanta Olympics. There's like a bomb threat. And he gets everyone out of there. Yeah.

But someone still dies, right? Like, doesn't someone die and they kind of blame him for their death? Yeah, they just say this guy wanted to be a hero, so he planted a bomb. That's like what happened to. Dude, ever since we've started talking about this movie, he's just been put off his head. He's like, I've got to get through

Richard Jewel. I have a very much dumb, dumb brain, and if there's no farts or chumps going on, I get, I just this is so many. I'm confident of like tick-tacks.

I'm so proud I went to threes for the zins, and now I just put two threes in. So it's just, I'm just spending more money and having lowered my nicotine addiction in any way, shape, or form. But, but a Richard Jule, like, what is,

So, there's a karate guy's the gyps. No, I was just going to do like a, like a, so is he like a, what is he like a diamond? Yeah. Wait, there's two, there's two routes. It's Richard Joule and he's like, I'm, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a gem. Or like, or like, we're a gem, Richard Jules or something like that. There's that and then it pans. That's the last line of the movie.

Yeah. Yeah. He goes, say that again. Yeah. And he goes, what I've done. No, there's that. Or there's, um, it's like Richard Jule.

Oh, he's vaping. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they go like, his name's like Richard Madsen. And then they're like, they're like, we should call you Richard Jules the way you're jeweling, sir. Because that's it. I'll never catch on the Atlanta Olympics.

Yeah. These are my pitches. Comment down below. Yes, please comment down below about that. So that's what he ties a bunch of jewels to a stick of TNT. He's got hotbox the Olympics. With...

Lord Doodoo. Yeah, it's like the Avengers. Oh, I saw a really good, like, cosplay. Well, it wasn't good. I think it was like, it was objectively incredible SFX, or not S-FX,

but horrible, just everything else, like a doomsday, what they predict it to be. Yeah. Yeah. And that's, no, I have no more information. than that.

It just gave me. We used to send each other reals all the time. This is saying I would have saying you, but we just like have lost touch on, on real. It's crazy.

We were Charlie Kirk Max, we were just constant. Yeah, Kirk Maxing. Kirk Maxing. Kirk maxing. And then we still, I think there was a moment where like was our,

was our friendship just based on Charlie Kirk memes? Yeah, we had to reevaluate. There was, I was like, I was sending you a video a day of me like singing this. Because I just,

you showed it to me. And then I started showing it to everyone I knew. So I took a video or photo every time I introduced someone to it. And I was every day for like weeks. And I loved it. And I don't know what happened with live relationships, family. And it just brought us apart. Well, you started trying to book me on this. Yeah, yeah. Because then eventually if you look back, I feel like I would bet if you look back our last 20 messages, it's one of us being free for this and the other not. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So we probably just stopped saying

Reels because we were trying to get like a date on the books. So we were like logistically like can't squeeze memes in here because it gets weird and confusing. Yeah, that is really because it's a date and then like 19 memes. For sure. But now. Now we're back. Now this is on the books.

Yeah, and I'm going to quit after this. So this is like now I can be. Everybody quits. They're like it was a weak out lightning in a bottle of that episode. And I'm not returning to the podcast ever again. Have you done 900? What's that? You said earlier.

You're 900,000, right? Oh, no, no. I'm exaggerating. I'm at like 360 or something. That's crazy. Yeah, yeah. And it's really changed my life. I've been doing it for six years, and it's been going, views are going up.

Production value has just been. There was a time period where I had a table in a $1,000 camera in this setup, and it was like really planned and all this stuff. and now I have these two box lights with tape on them. I duct tape to a shitty tripod to something that used to hold a light. I'm just seeing the duct tape now. Yeah, I'm thinking about not even, I'm thinking about maybe next week I just record voice memos.

Yeah, just selfie. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's just me doing that. But then someone starts talking about Richard Jewell again, so the camera just like phases up. Be clearly doing dishes? You should be like, do like directors commentate. When people are talking about something you don't care about,

zoom in on your face. In this moment, I was thinking more about monkeys and poop again. And what if the chimp poop himself? Can you imagine you're paying the chimp? And he goes, you're like, I'm so back. You take the zins out.

You put them back in the case. That's the best fart noise, because that's like everyone's talking, and then for some reason, the whole party dies down for one. Dude, what is with that? I swear God, so I'm like a gassy person and I fart a lot.

And it can definitely come off as like an aggression, I think, like, because like my farts are like, constantly people are like, did you just shit yourself? Yeah. And I'm just like, but it's, I don't understand

the like drop dead silence that happens when you fart. I don't know what that is because it happens. Like, I should be able to get away with more farts than I do. My old job, I used to eat a lot of cheese. I don't eat cheese anymore. Okay. My old job, I used to drive trucks with, like, other guys in the truck. And I would just fart because I thought it was funny. But they were like, I had like nuclear cheese farts all the time. And then one day, this guy that I was working with, I farted and I looked at him like smiling.

Yeah. He's going to react. And he was like, you have to go to the fucking hospital. so upset something's wrong he just vomits on you what was the cheese company that was eating the cheese from yeah was it fancy cheese or we can't

we can't say that we don't want to get sued I wish I had like talk for a while that bleeps out really long it's like I mean

I was sorry yeah that's talking about Dude, there's a comic. I forget who it is. It's driving me crazy. Chappelle, dude. Yes, Chappelle got banned from the seller for farting.

No, but I do know a comic that got banned. You imagine he's like, he's like, he was like, every time he taps his leg and farts, like, he just misses his leg once and gets a big fart. The oil! Yeah, swing.

Yeah. Netflix gives him $9 billion for farting for a Chappelle's farts. Like, you've never heard before. But it's all serious. It's like, ever since I was a kid, I was a comic. I grew up around comics. It's in my blood.

It's who I am. Yeah. But I realized, the fart wasn't about me. Everyone's mad. He's like, he's trying to explain why he quit the Chappelle show, which I still do not understand. He opened like a book about a pimp. I was like, I could kind of get the... Oh, is that way?

I thought he, like, went into the office. and then they wanted him to like cut something and then he was like no and then they... I feel like every comic is lying when they say that. Yeah, no, they're all liar. Netflix doesn't give up. Well, so you do stand up and then do you do stand up?

Not really any of that. Okay, yeah, I don't really do much stand up. How much of what you say is like even based on the truth or do you make up like most... I don't want you a give away if it ruins your secret.

People, it is... It's hilarious how it goes the other way with me. where a lot of comedians say I got nothing wrong with like David Tell style I love it or like I have friends like everything they say is a clear joke not based in truth

I every single thing is basically true unless it's like a silly like little thing and people the looks on their faces when they find out that I did not just make up what I said they're like what the fuck is wrong with you they're like wait she went to a dominatrix

then she spanked you over her laugh You did tell me, I think you told me that like the first time we met and that was Ian standout. Yeah, I had this weird thing where I feel like I have to get stuff off my chest and I just tell people things that they don't need to hear. But like the bodega guy, the guy works at the bodega just found out I did stand up. I guess I was like either drunk or high in there and I like, I don't know, I told me, he said, what do you do? I like, I'm a stand-up comedian because I'm not going to tell him, you know, well, I canvass for charter schools and then I have started making a lot of money off feet. It's just too much to explain. And like, and it would have been, I would have been curious, but I'm not chimp.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, in this scenario, you're like, but you're Michael. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And then he was like, oh, stand up. He's like, that's so, I can't do acts as well. But he's like, he's like, he's like, I tried doing Russian before.

It just came off offensive. So I dropped it like immediately. Yeah. Because I usually got Russian in my pocket, but like everyone's a while. Dude, sometimes you just lose it completely. Yeah. Okay, yes. But he's like, oh, that's so cool.

And he's like, and he follows me on Instagram. And he's like, bro, is it true? you had sex with a transgender woman? And I'm like, yeah, he's like, that's great. Like, it's not even like that crazy of a story, but he's like, that's crazy. He just found the one real. Yeah, yeah, that he's just like, oh my gosh. He's like, but, and then I'm like, well, like, you know, I'm starting to tell a story.

He's like, bro, I don't need to hear all this. And then I go over there to do like, I just go there to get a coffee. He's like, do you have a show tonight? And I was like, he goes, you should be preparing. What are you doing? And I'm like, do you think I spend like seven hours a day? Just like, who? he brought that up to me just now when I was in there.

Yeah, yeah. Because I didn't know you live with Michael, the comedian. He actually? He's like, he's very funny. He found that out from Instagram too, probably. He walked in there together one time and he was like, no way. You guys live together? He's probably going to listen to this.

He was like, I'm going to go in there one day. He's going to be like, I hated the Richard Jule part. That's hard popping Zids too. That was a lot. the funny thing we were joking about because I've done, you know, I'm going down to Austin end of the month. There's a, there's a brag. Yeah, well, there's, there's, it's, it's the Kilt, is Tony Hinchcraft parade. Oh yeah, you're like famous now. I forgot. Yeah, it's, it's, everything's changed. Uh, the parade, he's doing a parade through the city where he's like a

pharaoh. No, it's for, it's for Tony. The whole city gets around and they, they, they hold them like a Pharaoh. Okay, cool. Um, so you know, I got to get out there for that, but, uh, it's good to see it hasn't gone to his head. No, zero, zero. Um, but, uh, no, I'm, I'll go down there. We're talking about how funny it is because the other guy who runs the show, Brian Red Band, he's like mainly like the soundboard guy who like tunes in every once in a while. We're like, yeah, he runs a show and like my friend's like, yeah, I'll talk to him and maybe get you on the show. And I was like, cool, cool.

And then I was like, how funny it would be this whole time just Brian Red Band absolutely hated me? And I just had like no idea. I just assumed because the other guy liked me. Like, Loki's like, like, I, dead babies are not funny. It's like disgusting. Your dead baby joke is so good. I really like that baby joke. Thank you.

When you go on for Kill Tony now, do you do like, do you bring new material each time or are you kind of going to? Oh, I've only done it twice and I have no way of getting on again. I literally have to throw my name in the hat again. Well, because the guy hates you. Yeah, because Red Man hates me, dude. Yeah. No, I have like, no, I have no contact with him. I met him like.

Tony's like about to make you a regular. And Red Man's like, no. Yeah. You don't. You really don't. I get one veto per episode. Yeah. I have no reason.

Not this one. Michael Good is Michael Bad. Yeah, we're not having this guy. The only thing I've heard from Red Band is, has anybody told you you look like Ron Livingston and like nothing else? And I've only talked to Tony like three times. He's been very nice to me. And then most of it's just communicating with an intern that is like scared of Tony probably.

So like when I went about Madison Square Guard, everybody's had their family here. I was like, I could have brought my family in here. They're like, yeah, nobody gives a fuck. I'm like, there's no way this intern was going to like mess it. He's got like an earpiece in and like, you know, he's doing, I don't know, he's in like a coffin. not hacking the fucking mainframe. Yeah, whatever he's doing. Like, there's no way the interns can be like, hey, can Michael Good bring his family backstage?

There are like levels of, um, I've never been an intern or an assistant, but I have a lot of friends who are. And every once in a while, in assistants like that where it's just like they're terrifying. But then other times, they are running a full fucking empire and then they're there for years. Yeah. And they like are the, they are the show. Like, have you ever worked with, uh, have you worked with like a talent agency? No. Yeah, because they, like, the people who run those, like, the assistance at those places are the only people you talk to and they submit you everything and they read scripts and they read everything and they make all the suggestions.

Yeah, because it's like who the fat cat at the office, who I assume is just eight. Who's a skinny dog? This fat cat's more of a skinny dog. I swear to God. He's a real bitch. Yeah. I picture. That's my Richard Jewel impression.

What did you say? Wait, you said, sorry. Sorry, I got a throw. I heard Jewel. Bung 19 nicotine bouches in. You're going to be on a date. They're going to be just like talking about like, yeah, I was addicted to my jewelry. You're going to be like, reaching for shit, punishing your mouth.

Yeah, I'm like, I can't. Does anybody have sins around you? Sorry, please. Yeah, you know, continue. Yeah. You're going to see a Broadway musical. And then you're at the Richard. Rogers Theater and then you're like

Stop, I'm sick Too much Nicky. Someone said Jewel earlier. Richard Jewel the musical pale in the face. I just bought a new bag. I'm so fucked, bro. Do you imagine Richard Jewel the musical?

That would go hard. I don't know enough to write it. I don't know how to do this bit. Yeah. I saved the day But you don't believe me Yeah Why am I in trouble

The worst part is it happened At the Atlanta Olympics Was it the worst part? Because I'm just like It's so mid that there was an Atlanta Is that not the most mid Olympics? It's so mid that The Richard Jewel movie

Is how I found out a bomb went off. Yeah You were like, wait, wait Atlanta had an Olympics I went to it. It started from the beginning. Yeah, I went to Atlanta. You were going to be named George.

Yeah, yeah. He goes, yeah, Richard Jules, the same story as you. Now I'm interested. I'm very selfish. But your name's not actually, George? Atlanta's so funny, because I've never, like, really, like, experienced Atlanta. It's always a city I've driven through. Yeah.

And I remember when I was a kid, I loved Atlanta because they had the UFO restaurant, like one of those spinning ones. Oh. That they got rid of it. And they had a chair. I had... Are you from Atlanta? No, from Florida.

Oh, okay. But I had the... I don't know what was up with me as a kid, but I was insanely obsessed with, like, Swinger-style things. Like, I liked egg chairs. I liked lava lamps and, like, black lights. And, like, I remember they just had a store

with an egg chair, and I'm like, we have to go in here. And then I just sat in an egg chair, and I was like, all right, and I'm good. And then we're, like, bricked up. Yeah, yeah. I'm just fucking... Michael, time to go. Not yet.

Is our son pre-coming in the chair? It's not pre. Yeah, it's post. Fertilizing the chair. They really should refer to like com stuff like they would with like movie production and be like, yeah, we're doing pre-com. Yeah, we got Jill on pre-com. Yeah, the guys are handling postcoms. It should be out, yeah.

Should be out in. nine months, nine to ten months. Because this baby. Yeah. You know? We're in like pre-cum developing hell right now. Yeah. Yeah.

Some funding. Oh my God. We can't get through pre-cum. It's been really hard. Yeah. It's been, I mean, it's been a journey.

Yeah. It's just like, uh, yeah, this guy's a real dick. There's a lot of hands in the pie right now. Yeah. Is that a question of hands?

The pie. I've never heard of it. No, no. You know, you know there's too many hands in the pie. Yeah. No. You know, an American pie, like when he, like, fucks the pie? Yeah.

The, I, like, get it, but I don't know how it, like, stayed intact as well as it does. The pie? Yeah, because it would immediately hit the ground. When they cut to the pie, like, the hole in it, it's like a. perfect vagina. Yeah, I'm like you can, yeah. Like, did you carve that? Yeah.

How much time did you spend? Also, it's probably like a shallow pan. I feel like pie's a shallow pan. Well, this is kind of more of a reflection on Jason Biggs. They should call him Jason Smalls. Yeah. Because if it was me and that pie, dude, we're talking fucking destruction, dude. Yeah, you know, we did a beer movie theater watcher maker pie.

Yo, babe, if that was me, that pie would have a... That pie wouldn't, there wouldn't be another shot of that pie. Two hits. Me fucking the pie, the pie, fuck in the ground. No, two fucks. how embarrassing if you fucked them and then your mom's like

well they can still eat like most of the past. Yeah, we'll cut around it. I wouldn't need a damn cheesecake. Oh, cheesecake. Cheesecake, you could definitely fuck. I think you could fuck a cheesecake.

Yeah. Has anyone ever? Trace's cake. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I did try to fuck like Jello when I was younger.

That makes so much. Did you? Did you warm it? No, it didn't work because the thing is, is it, the second you start fucking it, it like breaks apart and starts splattering everywhere. And it's just gelatinous because it's, it's jello. So it's like, it's really just like, it would be like trying to fuck a bottle of lube. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Nothing's gripping it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. What about if you build a sex doll? Yeah. And there was a small man inside who just kept me chello. And then just every time. It's a small man's I was just jerking you. Oh, I think that would be like, I feel like that would be like a guy's jerking me off. No, no, no, but it's in the...

No, no, it's the illusion of a sex doll. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, do you, is there a sex doll in the room? No. No, like, imagine you close your eyes, we're jerking you off. And you're thinking about a sex doll. Why don't think about a woman? I can't even have this conversation.

If you're not willing to play, you're not, you're not finding your sense of winsy right? Yeah. It sounds like you're just saying as you can jerk off by a guy. No, you don't get it. Dude, you're not listening. You're not listening. Yeah, imagine you're having sex with a sex doll and then you hear, yeah, yeah, yeah, is there a guy in there? Yeah, hold on, yeah. You turn to sex doll, you're like, you gotta go to the hospital. The sex doll works at the cheese shop. Wait, you put the Zins back in the thing. I'm going back to Zins. I used to be, Villos had like a top thing. You throw them in there. I don't know what I'm doing. So you can reuse ends, I thought, as soon as you've got wet, they're done.

No, you can. Yeah, yeah. They're not like gremlins. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, you put gremlin in your mouth. That's the end of it. Two hits.

It's hitting my tongue. It's turning into it. It's a bush. It's crazy how excited I got when I saw a teaser for that they're doing a new grimlins. I was like, fuck. I've never seen OG gremlins. It is so good. Is it scary?

No. But I remember my son. sister thought it was a scary movie and she'd like tell me she said yeah i saw gwynn's like i watch like spooky stuff i'm like lexie this is saw yeah yeah i don't i don't know i've been kind of getting into like music wise i was getting into uh before you guys got here was hilarious i was just listening to slip knot and like shadow boxing getting so excited to talk about like charit's gonna get here at any moment yeah you're gonna beat the shit out of him i podcast like it's a play date like i like look out my window and i'm like is he here he's gonna be here

You did, you had such an exuberance when you opened the door. You were like, you're here. I'm so excited about it. I do like you're, am I real, like, I won't say where we are, but like the street that you live on, there's like a bunch of, there's only like one addressed door. And then there's like five doors on each side, uh, that are unmarked. And I can tell every single door someone is going to hang out with another person because there's like me and three other guys. Every time I come over here. And we're all standing up.

like texting the person who lives inside. Yeah. Oh, that's what it is. And then there's like, there's, yeah, we've had people come here. I don't know what was going on when there's a bunch of rave people like knocking out of, I was like, no, no, no, no, no, no, please come.

I was like, no, no, no, no. I am defontas. Well, there was one time this guy in the building that were technically a part of, like ordered a bunch of strippers to his apartment, and they kept coming here one by one. Oh. They all staggered, which was interesting.

How did you find out they were like strippers? though. Were you not like... They were dressed like strippers. And they walked in and the... Okay, Shane Gillis. They like asked me... Wait, let's get into that.

They asked me my name and it wasn't my name. Okay. And they just were like, are you this guy? Yeah. And I was like, no. And they were just walking in on their phone. Yeah.

And I was like, I'm not that guy. You're like, I know that kind of guy. Yeah, they were like, is... I'm big Pat. I'm big Pat, remember? Yeah. Dude, these strippers wouldn't come in. They wouldn't call me with it.

They all ended up going to the next door. That's sad. How many were there? It's probably like four. Yeah. It was my party. It would be like 15. You guys ever been to a strip club?

I would spend too much money. Yeah. Oh, I love them. A lot of people get sad there, but I think you just kind of learn which ones are the sad ones, which ones are the fun ones. I only went to one.

I went to one for like a bachelor party I went to. It was very fun. I did fully understand, like, how you could lose all your money there though. Oh, yeah. Like, yeah, I've never understood it more. Like, you know, I've done drugs. I'm like, I still can't really fathom how someone could become, like,

like, lose all their money on drugs. And I've gambled. I can't understand how anyone has lost all their money on gambling, but I can fully go with strippers. Oh, yeah. Because they're so nice. And they're so charismatic and they're beautiful and they're, like, really talented. And they're like, they smell good.

They smell amazing. And you'd think they wouldn't because I'm like, they're being out of, for like hours. Yeah, yeah. I'm that way with like baristas. Okay. If a barista's nice, I'll just give them too much money.

Yeah, yeah. Keep going. Well, hey, if you go fucking Starbucks anymore, you're giving them too much money anyways. I mean, what is the deal? I really, I bought, do you know pumpkin spice lattes are $6 now for a small?

I'm just going to go to the strip club. Yeah, I'm just going to go to the strip club. I'm going to take caffeine pills and go to the strip club. Michael, that's $1. $100. Yeah. Also, I do love with strip clubs,

they, at least the ones I've seen, they don't, they don't fuck you over immediately. Like you don't get fucked over until you're actually there. But they will fully, like, when I was in Vegas,

this one I can go to, but they do offer you like free rides to the strip club. And it's not even a, it's not a catch. Yeah, yeah. Like they genuinely are, for when like, yeah.

Dude, that was the best. Me and my buddy went to a, we went to the strip club on Valentine's Day. It was like we were both opposed out of a breakup. That's really cool.

This is a great story. I've got Mother's Day. I've got Valentine's Day. And we went. It was so funny. My buddy's like, bro, I'm taking care of you tonight. I know you're broke.

Here's a bunch of money. And I see him leaving with the two like hottest strippers going to the back room. And I was like, I guess he's going to go, you know, get late and have a good time. And then he texts me the next morning. He goes, bro, sick as hell, dude.

He's like, I got to touch their vaginas. You're like, don't say it like that. You immediately made a doc cool. He's like, he spent so much money. But then he's like, dude, can you? He's like, I hate to be that way, but can you something like $160? And I was like, I thought it was on you.

But yeah, they're fun. I get how you, I mean, that's one thing I like about that Paul Thomas Anderson guy or whatever the guy. Paul, yeah. Paul, wait, do you know there's a, there's a guy named, he's married to Mila Jokovic. His name is like Paul W. Anderson or saying and then there's Paul Thomas Anderson and then there's Paul Thomas Walker what oh and then there's also Paul Walker yeah yeah well there was there was comment down below yeah so who did it who fucking did it dude he was so famous out of nowhere

yeah I mean he was really fast in those cars he was so he was furious oh he was getting so mad he was and then there's some guys like and I'm and I'm and Yeah, I know which one he was fast. I know he was furious. He was so mad all the time. Have you ever seen Vin Diesel's short film? No. Yeah, it's like a beautiful...

So he actually apparently became... Like, he got recognized because he made this beautiful short film about being, being, like, ethnically ambiguous in Hollywood. And it's a young Vin Diesel, and he's an incredible actor. And then that con cast and saving Private Ryan, and then now he just does Fast and Furious. But it's kind of crazy because I'm like, like this guy,

I don't know how you pivot, how you go from like super artsy, like we're taking a wrist on the. Yeah. No, for sure. Also, those Fast and Furious movies seem fun. It would be so fun to make.

And it was also like, like, I mean, I don't know, dude. It's like, I bet you they just played him the soundtrack. And he's like, yeah, yeah,

yeah, yeah, yeah, this is fully awesome. Well, that first one's like artistic, because it's kind of that like hyper, hyper drive 2000s.

Those movies in the 2000s are insane. Oh, dude, the spinoff was fine. I think it was Tokyo Drift for the beginning of it. There's a girl. I think in what point they're in America. There's a girl she goes, whoever wins this race is like my new boyfriend. That's so funny.

She's like, I have to be with the fastest guy. Just weighing out no pros and cons of the guy. I feel like that's like, it's interesting. Fast car get you a girlfriend. Yeah. Fast in bed. Lose you girlfriend. Lose your girlfriend. Yeah. It's no good. It's not. What was the, dude, there was one, I was trying to think of what I was, I remember, it was so funny because when I, I was in exchange student in Spain when I was 14. And the kid I was thinking was like 16. So like if you're 16 there, you just go clubbing and stuff. So I was just chain smoking cigarettes, just like trying to find weed, just being like a piece of a shit teenager. And the place they went to pregame was like a fast and furious like setup. Like, I don't know what was. happening because I was like 14 and like wasted.

But we're just like sitting on like sick cars in a place where somebody like people are just walking up in like different groups. Like there's just like another guy that like walks up like six chickies like you guys got cigarettes. And then I'm like, it's exactly where your mom thinks you are. What she did you not answer your phone? You were literally living like her worst night. Oh yeah.

And then the funnies was I dressed up. He dressed me like Euro trash, which was awesome because like I show up and I'm wearing like a Vulcum shirt. He's like, no, no, no. We don't do this. And then he gets me like two colored shirts. that he pops with like a giant polo guy on him. This is the dress code.

Yeah, literally. And then he puts a belt on me that's like one of those studded belts. Like it's got like the little pyramids on it. And then he's like, we sag here and then you're going to wear like for some reason that at that time it was like Jordans, which I don't know what. It was like a mix of like they'll just like see a couple things and just not know how to put it together. They're like, okay, so Air Jordans and then a giant polo shirt. Yeah, and as much hair gel as you can possibly put in that.

just load it up. Yeah. Like if you're blonde, we want this hair be black. Yeah, but yeah. The amount of hair gal.

I went to Spain with my family once, and it was lovely. We had a nice time. But everyone I've ever met, their story about Spain is like that. And it's like sitting outside until sunrise. And I'm like,

where I did not do this. Yeah. We were waking up and going to art museums and shit. Oh, yeah. I probably have to try Spain again. Oh, yeah.

Like without parental supervision. Dude, but you have to go as a 14 year old. You have to find a way. You have to go with the 14-year-old. Not even to do anything weird, but just to, like, be like... No, dude, it's not even to do anything weird. Just stay with the 14-year-old.

They will show you. They will give you the best time of your life. They're dressing me. They're like pretty whomey. I'm like coming out. I'm like, I'm like, where you're like... No. You're like one square to clone.

They're like, no, there's dumping gallons on it. Yeah. Yeah, it was such a weird experience because it was like, I met. It was so funny because one woman was just like, every time I see you, you're like smoking cigarettes or like drinking alcohol. Like, yeah, I don't know the language.

I was like, I'm not going to, I'm just going to get to talk. You hardly talk. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I had a acting teacher. I went abroad to like Italy. Can you hold the microphone closer? What? Can you hold me?

I can't hear what you're whispering. It's probably really funny. But I went abroad and our teacher, we all thought he spoke Italian because he was always in the middle of a conversation with some Italians like laughing and they'd be pying him on the back. He didn't speak a word of Italian. He literally was just like, like actually such a vibe. Yeah.

I can't fake it. I like have deer in headlights when people start speaking another language to me. I'll be arrogant. I was out like I think on Thursday and there was this lady from like Venezuela. Okay, cool. And then like most of time people are like nice when I start speaking Spanish. And she straight up was just like, practico. She's like, you need to practice.

And I'm like, this is terrible. I thought I was just... Well, it's one or the other, right? I feel like people are either like super stoked that you're speaking in their language or they're like pissed. Yeah, yeah. I don't think she was pissed, but I just never gotten like, normally they're like, whoa. But I don't know if that's them just like seeing that I'm like a dumb dumb. And they're like, let's fluent.

No, not even close. But my dad's fluent. He's red hair with like blue eyes or green eyes. So like, people get really confused when he starts speaking. Is he Latino or is he just... No, he's from Miami's. Okay, word. So, yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. the thing if you're from Florida, you're like, you're either like super Jewish or super Latin and there's no in between. And then every once in a while you got a Jew from Miami. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. There's that. I mean, one of my dad's best friends is a Mexican Jew because he like, during the Holocaust, they escaped. Because like his mom was Mexican as that was Jewish. I think they're just fully Argentinian Jews that lived in Mexico. Oh, okay. So they left during the Holocaust, went to Argentina.

Wait, did I say Argentina? No, I mean Austrian. Austrian. Austrian. Yes, they're fully just Austrian people that just like Oh, literally. Yeah, yeah, for sure. I think they just took a couple years off of Europe when that was going on and then they just came to America. Well, the Nazis are in Argentina.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That whole thing. Yeah, I've seen X-Men first class. No, dude, I saw a little thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Magneto goes and throws the thing. Is Paul Walker-Hauser not one of the new X-Men? Like, would you be surprised?

Oh, yeah, he's a new Iron Man. That'd be so cool. Tony, he's like, yeah. Oh, we know, Tony is Iron Man. But he still says his name though. He's still goes, Tony. He's looking in the mirror. He's like, Tony.

Tony, what are you doing, Tony? I did, do you know, do you know Yoni Loton? Yeah, who's this? He's like a, he's a character comedian, but he's really funny. He is a real online that I keep showing people because I think it's the funniest thing ever, but no one, no one else likes it. It's Robert Clowny. Junior and it's like Robert

Townie Jr, but he's a birthday clown. And so he's just got the Ironman like facial hair. Yeah. And he goes okay, he's just like, he's just a sassy clown. And he cracked me up so much, but there's no, I will say it doesn't really like

like, it doesn't really like the rest of the bit doesn't like keep getting funnier or whatever. But I love that like initial moment of Robert Klein Jr. and him going, okay. Okay. Well, that's all the thing is like, he is just like a giant cunt. He's not like a terrible

person, but it's like, I remember he went to to do like Joe Rogan after like Dr. Doolittle and started talking about acting like just this crazy thing. You're like, Too Little's crazy. Have you seen that movie? No. I saw it because I was like very intrigued and that was his first thing post-marvel. That was like, oh, I'm like, I'm doing it. And he's really, really good

in that movie, but it's a bizarre movie. Well, I almost watched it on a plane, and I really wanted to keep calling the flight attendant over and be like, so his whole thing is he can talk to animals. And then she's like, I can't explain Dr. Dillel. And I'm like, she just keeps seeing the light. Yeah, yeah. I'm like, wait, but does he, does he know, like when they hear his, like, are they, is he hearing them back or are they just hearing him? Like, is it two ways.

Because if you were like a frog. So in that one, he fully talks to them. But I think in the Eddie Murphy, Dr. Doolittle, it's a little more like obscured and a little more like magical. In Doolittle, he, as I remember it, he fully is like, this is just the scenario. And his thing is like, everyone else here's like, bah, but he like hears like, I swear to God. Yeah, yeah. And it's like Judy Dench or some shit. Well, these are questions.

Or Anya Taylor Joy. You start faking, like, other things. You're like, you throw the thing out the window. She's like, how did you get the window open? No time. No time. So they could hear him back, but he could also just still doing that. Am I love to go to the bathroom during this?

We are like, we're actually wrapping up. Oh, word. Okay, cool. So I'll go after that. You're fucking hilarious, Jared. One of the funniest people I've worked with in my life as far as sketches, like insanely talented. Check him out on Instagram.

Thanks. Yeah, it's at J. Kirsch 98. Feel the same way about you, dude. Yeah, I know. We haven't worked together in like a year. So this was such a blast. Yeah, we'll put something on the books. I'll send you some Charlie Kirk memes.

Yeah, yeah. I'll say I have some good saved stuff. There's been a year of you saving. I'm like one day Michael's going to have me on this podcast. I can finally get back to it. But Big Pat, so nice to be and you too, dude. It's nice to meet you, man. You're very funny.

Thank you. Thank you guys for listening.