Morning Good - Drugs Are For Kids (Paxton's Back!) - Episode 87

Episode Date: June 8, 2022

Check out Paxton's music on Spotify and Apple Music @ Ya Boy Pax and you can find also find him on Instagram @yaboypax. As always, find Michael Good on Instagram @michael_good1125 and on Twitter @agoodmichael

Thanks for the F-Shack. Love dirty mic and the boys. Hey, are you dirty mic and the boys? How you know who we are? What's this? They called the podcast? Morning good, good. I love that.

Yeah, it's me with the boner on the front. Welcome to morning. All right. Yeah. We got here. Actually, Ange told me to stop starting with a radio voice because I kind of'm like, All right. I do it partially as a joke.

But it's also like. I love it. Yeah, yeah. I don't listen to Ange. She doesn't know what the fuck she's... Yeah, it is true what it comes to... I love it at death. No, I love Ange, but she's, you know, she's not... She doesn't get comedy. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

She doesn't get the fucking... We're different. We're built different. We're sickos, man. We're twisted in the brain. Dude, I got my fucking... My Fred Flintstone shirt on. Dude, I am so fucking excited. I was just talking to my grandma. Oh, by over here with Paxton Fleming.

Yeah, Paxton, the editor of this podcast, the producer. I do a lot. I made the song. Yes. Yeah. I'm a big part of it. it's mine. A lot of people just listen to it for the song. They catch that and they cut it off. Yeah, and then they go, fuck, no, I don't want to listen. Yeah, I was just talking to my grandma.

She's like, so you're going to the beach? I'm like, yeah, I'm just going to drink for four days. She's like, you need that. Yeah, I feel like at our age, that's where like those conversations happen. Yeah, yeah, yeah, literally. She's like, oh, that's good. So you're not going to work the whole time? Like, no, I'm not working.

We're just going to drink. And she's like, that's going to be great. Yeah, yeah, that's going to be nice for you. Yeah. I'm so excited. I just put so much, like, insane rap. By the way, last thing I'm going to say, this is good, it's fine, it's dim like that, right?

If it's got batteries in it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is my first time doing batteries, so I don't know what could happen. Oh, it should be, no, it should be fine. That's good. But yeah, no, I put it on the way over here, I'm just listening to, like, like, you know,

there's like a class of, like, 17-year-old rappers that are going to be dead soon from four. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I was listening to this kid called Anti-the-Menace. And I'm like, it's just negative. It's just, like, crazy. And it's the type of kid. you see like YMB Pooty and like Jeepers, creepers, dead and hail of bullets in Miami last night.

You're like, I don't know who they are, but RIP. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You listen to their songs and it's just fucking negative. It's just insane. So that's all. I got a playlist of like 10 of them. Oh, hell yeah. Yeah, no, I'm going hard to.

We're going to go down Flagler and just, it's so funny because in our mind, we're like, we're like, we're going to disrupt this town. And the town is already crazy. Like, we're not, we're like a blip on the radar. You know what I mean? Like, we're like, dude, wait until they get us in town. And I'm like, nah. Last time I was there, dude, I literally saw the best we were in line.

I already told us in the point, I don't know, I'm going to give a shit. But we're in line, and my buddy was just like, he's like, God damn, I hate this cashier, just for no reason. It's just like this guy, this guy is so fucking annoying. And we come back later, and there's a high school kid just beating the shit out of the cashier in the parking lot. And then the guy goes back to his shift. Was it at the 7-Eleven that's right off Flagler, like two blocks? Yeah, yeah, yeah, always a bunch of nonsense. Dude, I've bought an alcohol, I've, yeah, that's one of those.

I've been there. I've bought alcohol from homeless people. I've gotten alcohol from other just cool guys. Which is crazy. I was asking about the guy the other day. He's still alive. The guy that we used to buy alcohol from when we were kids at the beach. Robo. Robo. Yeah. We could say his name. Nobody's. He doesn't have a job. There's no chance. Homeless guy who drinks a lot of cough medicine and hangs out of the beach. Yeah, yeah. There's a 0% chance he's going to get fired for the podcast. He just sends you an email or something. Yeah, he's like really not cool that you guys named. Drop to me on the podcast. He's like, been a fan and a listener for a long.

time, but after that, yeah. Yeah, yeah. How do you listen to it? It's like, I go to the library. That is, well, there are a lot of homeless people with cell phones, but they're not going to, they're not going to listen to a podcast. Yeah, no.

Yeah. Always, it is interesting. I feel like homeless guys always know always knows sports. Like, I know a lot of homeless guys, like, yeah, do you been watching the game? And I'm like, how are you watching the game? Yeah, see, I don't know, because I don't have your lifestyle where I don't talk to them.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And because I'm, I'm in Los Angeles. They, they... There's a separation. There's a difference, except, unless you're downtown, they're like, hang, they're like, it's like apartments. You know what I mean?

They're just like living in a different apartment than I am. Stop freaking out of it. Yeah, I know, I'm so worried about it. But like, like, in New York, it's like, they're all there. It's like, Los Angeles, they get to build their own houses. So, you know what I mean? Like, I'm just doing my thing.

They're doing their own things. They get to build their own houses? Well, yeah. I mean, they're allowed to. They have like, I mean, you see them. They got, like, uh, the tents and shit like that. Oh, like Skid Row. No, not even Skid Row.

Hollywood. Do you at all? really? Dude, Hollywood is, you can either live there for a million dollars or for nothing. You know what I mean? That's kind of cool. It's kind of like, I don't hate it. I'm in Burbank, too, and there's no homeless there. So we're

doing something terrible. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's got to be, they're getting just, there's just a guy with a sniper, just like shooting them and dragging them out. I'm like, I don't know what it is about, maybe it's the Armenians, Burbank and Glendale, and Glendale's the worst, but I love Burbank. It's a nice little town. It's kind of like Winter Park almost.

Oh, really? A nice little town that's near, everything. there's not one fucking homeless guy there. So they're euthanizing them. I don't know what. That's what I'm saying. Something's wrong. I don't know what the fuck. Everywhere else is bananas.

Yeah. Yeah. Well, New York is like you're just forced to have member of it. But I wonder like, yeah, I don't know. I don't think they, wasn't there a city that would like take homeless people and then literally put them on a bus and just bus. Shipping to California? Yeah, yeah.

Yeah. I think so. I mean, they also, it's like, people are like, oh, what are we going to do about all the homeless here? Like, what's the solution? And it's obviously like worse than it's ever been. But at the same time, it's like, people are always going to go to Los Angeles with no. You can see, some people are like...

Have you heard that theory that fentanyl was created to euthanize the homeless? Oh, dude, at least released. Like, I don't know. I might have been invented before. Yeah, yeah. But I 1,000% believe that. But they're resilient. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Those guys never die. They're not. They do so much and they're good to go. They're going to be fine. Yeah. Dude, I saw a guy in Hollywood the other day where it was a, homeless guy, old white dude, in like a platinum blonde and purple wig. In a dress, screaming, walking down the street.

Just like, fuck, fuck, fuck. And it's like, he might have moved there to be an actor. You have a whole idea. And now he's just like living in a box and fucking scream. He's in like a sequence dress that's like all ripped up. Damn. Crazy. Or she, he probably refers to himself as a woman.

Well, the weird thing is, that's a weird thing with homeless, but they're either, uh, I've heard some of the least progressive things and the most progressive. Some of them were like, listen, I don't even believe that we have bodies.

Yeah. Yeah. They got to get the homoes out of this town. Because there's a lot of trans homeless kids. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then there's also people that just shout the N-word. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's such a, it's such a mix of people. Yeah. I've seen a lot of moderates. Strong opinions. Yeah. Yeah. That moderation doesn't get you to be homeless.

And they'll say stuff. They'll say all this racist, shit and they're like, dude, you're fucking not one to talk. What do you mean? The homo, they'll be like, you know, black people are doing this and that and this and that. I thought you were like, you're not one to talk to.

You're Chinese. Like, I know you're saying, like, look at yourself. Okay, you're not even white guy talking about how like, how like, it's like, yeah, the, you know, like black people, you know, X, Y, Z, they're like the scum of the earth. Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Exactly. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, you're white, dude. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Your shit is not together, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's like not, a black guy getting a job is not why you...

Literally. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's no crossover from that. But yeah, I'm hyped for this weekend. I like this bucket hat. My mom is mad about it. She doesn't think I'm going to get enough... She doesn't get too much sun with the hat. Yeah.

Like, it's so funny to be like, yeah, we're going to go get drunk this weekend. My mom's like, you got to bring sunblock. Like, just those little things that, like, still never change. No, I'm like, I'm trying to... I want to eat. Yeah. Wear sunscreen. drink water, like all that shit.

Like, I'm not gonna hurt myself. I've been pounding them all day since this morning. I'm just pounding waters. No, I'm dehydrated already. I went to the bank this morning. I was like doing all these things that, and we still don't have AC. Like, that's just gonna...

In your car? Yeah. It's fine. Yeah. Dude, do you remember that one time we took a... We took a road trip and like I took a... I got ice from like a Rbe's or something because I didn't have AC in my car.

Were you there? And then I dumped it down my pants. Yeah. Yeah. No, you remind me you're like, yeah, we drove the Tallahats with no AC. Which is four hours. it's like, yeah It's not gonna be like

There's always, man, some of those towns the way of town is he always depressed me Some of them are cool And you're like, oh, I could see myself here But some of them you're like, this is just No, they suck I got friends now from like Ocala

and Lake City and shit like that And it's fucking depressed. Dude, Orlando is depressing. I mean, yeah, oh yeah. We were at the bar the other day I'm like, yeah, I was just at the graveyard just screaming and crying and crying.

Dude, dude, me too. Yeah, yeah, dude, I went to cry the other day but it was so funny because like, yeah, I, I, cry and then I look around because it's right by a golf course. Yeah, this one's real public. Like, this one actually has stuff around. No!

I'm just crying. And then you always, I don't know, sometimes you run into other people there, which we, am not going to say names, we ran into people there. Yeah, dude, me two weeks in a row. I ran into, like, a guy, fucking homie at the graveyard. Yeah. But then, I don't know, you just don't want to be crying and then have somebody golfing like next.

You just having, like, a great afternoon. No, that's why where chords is at is the best, is the best place because it's so, it's like there's there's only a graveyard and there's no one going to be there and besides kids smoking pot well yeah we would go there yeah i got a blow job back there when i was 16 so that's pretty sick he would like that yeah yeah maybe i'll go back there yeah no but i'm i'm like it's it's like psychedelic because it's so dark because it's surrounded by trees and so i'm like having my phone on like one percent i'm like looking around for his grave which is so hard to find it's like there's no markers, it's like in, it's like deep in there. And you're just walking all over other people.

I don't, what's that weird thing where like you're not supposed to walk over somebody's body? That's like impossible to do in a graveyard. I don't know. And they're irregular too. It's not like rows. So sometimes you just step on somebody. Yeah, 100%. I think that's something you're told as a kid because like I'm, I'm just stomping on the graves of other people. You know what I mean? Like, when you walk through, there's like no other way to do it. That's what I'm so not like, I don't believe in ghosts because I've been like so, like, fucked up at a graveyard. You know what I mean? I've been at, like, I've been at. like several different graveyards by myself in the middle of the night. I'm like, where else would

they be? Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is the spot. This is a spot. They don't exist. Yeah, I don't believe in because I don't believe, but I've seen ghosts, which sounds weird because normally if you've seen seen a ghost, you believe in it. But I'm like, I don't trust my childhood brain. Yeah. You know what I mean? I'm like, I was a dumbass and like, in the dark, you're like, I've seen like probably three or four ghosts and, uh, but I'm like, I don't know, it's crazy. Like, I thought Santa Claus was real that whole time. So like, for me to like rely on that. Be like, no, I saw a ghost for sure. Yeah, it's like, I saw a lot of things when I was a kid.

I saw, you know, my uncle's penis. Yeah. Like, I didn't actually see it. That's probably I made that. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. It's weird thoughts just popping your head. Foggy.

Yeah. Well, I mean, like, I saw UFO when I was a kid, too, and I'm like, I don't know. But my dad was there, too, and I don't think he'll remember it. Not because, like, I think my dad genuinely could, could. could meet an alien and forget about it. Like, he just says, he's all over the place. He's got all the stuff going on. Yeah, he's like, now I got a meeting at 4 o'clock.

I guess I maybe met the extra treacher. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No. Was that with you or was that with John? It was just something fucked up. Like, he was cheating on your mom or something.

He's like, no, it was a spaceship. It was like, was that like a white SUV? Like, is that somebody's, wait, I know. That's like somebody's mom's like, no, it was a spaceship. Yeah. She was probing me. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. I, um... That says been dropping, too. They're out in the public hearing. Um, with the UFO. So it's still... The only thing is impressive of it is when they describe it. Every picture is disappointing.

Yeah. Every picture's like, mm-hmm. Right here. And I'm like, it's just a blurry thing. Every time you talk about it, my eyes glaze over. it's so it's so like arbitrary you know what i mean yeah yeah they could say we literally have one and it's like it wouldn't change as much as i thought it would yeah well i guess everybody gets used to the idea of it after a while yeah it's not like crazy my thing though is the worst page i i joined a UFO sightings page in every picture it's just blurry pictures taking on people's phones and they're like and the comments will still be like yep i've seen one this is what it is and i'm like how could you even see what this is

is. No, it's, it's like people, like, I went to Joshua Tree and people were like... Oh, that's where the big, right? But it's also where people do a bunch of drugs. It's where people do a bunch of drugs. That's my favorite cop out. You ever hear that where people were like, yeah, I saw UFO on mushrooms. But maybe that's our only way to communicate with them.

And I'm like, no, you were... I mean, that makes sense. I guess. You know what Alex Jones believes, right? You smoke DMT. He believes, like, that's how they got in contact with the demons to sacrifice the kids, like an ancient Mayan. Yeah. Yeah.

There's a lot of people very close to me that believe that. 100%. I'm not going to name names, but they will tell me all the time how the things that I'm doing are contributing to humans being sacrificed and kids being fucked and things like that. Oh, yeah, yeah. That is the big thing. It's where it's like, they're like, you're going to buy that? Don't you know that like that's going to contribute to kids being fucked? It's like, I bought this and this was, I mean, contributed to kids being tortured in a place, sort of. Oh, slave labor. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's one or the other. Yeah. I also like, I don't know what it's like in the factories. I assume it's not good,

but I, no matter what, it's so funny, whenever somebody has anything negative to say about me, it's just a fun thing to be like, yeah, well, your car was built by, you know, Eskimos. And they're like, that's not true at all. I'm like, yeah, but I mean, come on. You can say that about any, yeah, anybody's like, well, do you have an iPhone? It's like, is that actually true? Yeah, I have no idea. I have, zero. I say it all the time. All the time, I'm like, you liberals with your iPhones that get made in slave factories and China? Yeah, and you're tweeting about, Kim. insulin Disney, and then I'm like, I genuinely, I, I, I've never read a single piece of

literature about slave labor. I've never seen a picture of a kid in a factory. Yeah, but also, who's out there snapping pictures? Who's out there like, okay, now smile. It's also like, yeah, well, have you looked one up once? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I've never Googled one. Yeah, the one thing, though, someone told me who's cool is the troll farms. We're like the Russian, there'll be like a Russian factory of people just tweeting and texting. Yeah, that's sick. Yeah, just to fuck with people. That's fun. Oh, man. I'm, I, I'm, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, like to have that kind of government job because you know there's like a pension too.

Oh, it's so much fun. Yeah. Yeah. That would be fucking sick. And it's like, why aren't we doing stuff like that? Like I don't, I don't get why we'll like develop nuclear weapons but we won't have the same thing where we're not in China telling, you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah.

Would you think we, I don't know. I don't think we'd risk it because like I feel there's the free like I don't think anybody here would go on Chinese. We wouldn't get away with it. Yeah. Yeah. We want to go on Chinese Facebook, like, Ping's a pussy, blah, blah, blah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's named Ping, right? No, wait, yeah, yeah.

All right, okay, I was, I was nervous. I said it, I'm like, why just... I was thinking your first name? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, dude, it's like, ping. Yeah, yeah, yeah, dude, that's not... Yeah, yeah, Xi, yeah, Xi Jinping, yeah. I think it's Xi and then Xinping. Yeah, I don't know, I know those people that have lived there,

but I never get, like, a full story. Like, everybody's like, it's always weird, I don't know. I hear horrible things about China, but then I'm like, I don't know, I've never been there, so who knows. It's probably great. Like, it's probably, like, not, like, terrible at all. Yeah, you just, a couple things you just don't say. Well, I mean, yeah.

Well, oh, dude, I saw, have you ever watched the, is it a documentary called an American factory or American factory or something like that? It's like this place, it's like Detroit or something. It's like this factory is falling apart. And it gets bought by a Chinese company. And they're like, okay, we're going to turn this place around. And they take the, like, executives and send them to China to like, okay, this is how we do it. Oh, so they're doing like a, like, a. Like a, what's that show where they swap the wives?

It's like, yeah, it's like wife swap. Yeah, well, that's more of a porn thing. It's called, uh, trading places. It's something like that. It's like, uh, no, that's an Eddie Murphy movie. Wife swap, daughter swap, I know what dad is. That is, that is something that's a porn thing. But you know, we know what we're talking about.

Yeah, it doesn't make any sense. Something, it's called spouses. Yeah. You get what I'm saying. Yeah, it was on TLC. Yes, okay. One of those just crazy toxic shows. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Make no sense. Like, why are we doing this? We're destroying other people's lives. But they, yeah, the guys from the American factor, they go over to China and they're like, there's like old ladies like picking up glass with their hands and like putting it into trash bags and stuff like that. And they're like, see, recycling. We cannot do this shit. Yeah, yeah.

And they like, they'll stand at attention and they'll, you know, they like march to their to their. And they try to do it in America and it's just, it doesn't work. Dude, yeah, because any guy working in a factory, like, I picture just like a fat. Fuck you. Redneck guy, it's like, you're not going to tell me what to fucking do. Literally. Yeah, that's literally, yeah, that's like the whole movie. Yeah.

It's basically that. And they're like, what the fuck you're talking about? Yeah, that's the thing is, are we rebellious or are we lazy? Is it just, yeah, a little bit of both. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do we not like being told what to do because we want to be our individualist or we're just like, nah, I want to do whatever I want to do it? No, we, I believe, I believe we should for sure are individualist because I totally. And the guy was like, I get everything.

I'm like, I get the Constitution. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? And I know a whole bunch of people that have the same. They're like, no, but I get the Constitution. Yeah, yeah, you don't get. I get what I'm talking about. And people in other countries are like, not like that at all.

Well, I think COVID kind of showed that because there were people in like, there were other countries where they're like, yeah, we'll stay in our houses for nine years. You know what I mean? And then we're like, no, dude. I mean, there were a lot of people here that were like that, too. Yeah, yeah, for sure. But it made sense of big cities are more like that. Like, there's no, there's less of a sense of community. I mean, here there's a sense of community, but like big cities, I feel like there's no community, but there also is community.

Florida, dude, there's no community in Orlando, Florida. You have no fucking idea. Yeah, it's not the same at all. Yeah, but like New York, there is no sense of community, but it is a sense of, okay, we're all living on top of each other, so we've got to figure something out. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it makes more sense. It's like, oh, this is, you know, if everybody, if you die over there, it's going to get me here. Yeah. Also, I was interested in what you said.

You see that they had old ladies working at the, what's it? Why can't they just have, like, regular age people? Seems like they either have children or like grandmonds work in the factory. No, that was, yeah, they had normal regular age people too. But everyone was doing something fucked. Like, everyone was getting screwed in one way or the other. Yeah. Like, the guys that were like in their 30s and working at the factory literally were told to go to America.

They were living in like Indiana or some shit like that or Michigan in an apartment didn't get paid more for it. And we're just like, okay, you're not going to see your family for two years. and they just wet. They had to go. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So everyone's getting screwed in some way. Yeah. Yeah, they love swapping lives.

I don't know. That'd be interesting. Like a Jamie Lee Curtis kind of thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What's like another weird wife swap you could do? Just like a redneck from like Alabama and then like a, that's a good one. Get like somebody who's like really deep south living and then like a person that lives in Oregon, like a hipster community. That's what the show was.

It was always shit like that. Dude, what was that thing called Chaz or whatever? Oh, yeah. Autonomous zone? Yes. Just put some full, just like,

red-blooded American. Is that the term? Red-blooded, blue-bud? What's the word? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. That makes sense.

Everybody's blood's red. It's a weird. Weird description. He's just like, he looks around. He's like, wait a minute. I think one of you

might be gay. Yeah, yeah. He's like, I got some questions, though. He's like, whoa, you're gay.

Yeah. But like, not even like in an anger, he's just like, I don't know how I don't feel about that. Whoa. He's like, I never really met one before. He's like, I'm going to cover my ass when I poop, which doesn't make too.

Yeah, that would be an interesting one. That was, is that thing still going on like the autonomous zone? I don't fucking, no way. No, because they were doing it in like Echo Park in L.A. too. And that is now a park again. So they're not doing it. They definitely shut that shit down. I wonder how it ends.

It never ended with them saying, we're wrong. It ended with everybody just slowly kind of, you know what I mean? Slowly after a while. We're doing a real 2020 podcast. It's like, I'm sure the last time I was on this, like the first episode. Oh, we're talking about that too. Yeah.

UFOs in fucking, in the autonomous zone. It's like, so that's still going on? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like, yeah, I don't know, man. It's a different. I don't know.

And I, it also doesn't matter. Like, nothing matters. No. Now, so we're just bringing shit up. Yeah. I'm, um, yeah, I'm just terrified of hitting dead air. So I just throw, I have like a list of topics and I'm like,

if we fucking hit dead air, I just launch it in here. Sometimes I'll cut out. I won't, I don't like, trim up the podcast, but like sometimes every now and then if there's like five seconds of dead air I'll just cut it immediately yeah yeah yeah a little bit I'm gonna you guys look good yeah the one thing I am annoyed about this weekend though is it's gonna be

raining and lightning like the whole entire time yeah I don't get that's Florida though yeah yeah you know I'm saying like in Los Angeles I fucking miss that like there it doesn't storm it'll rain it won't storm and I'm like I need that energy of just like it just stormed lightning everywhere

and now it's getting hot again because this clouds went away. That's kind of fun. I get that. Yeah. Because I'm going to be all over the place. Condos and like Airbnbs and shit like that. Yeah.

I also like when it is kind of fun when you're sitting there and you can see the storm at the beach. Like you're drinking on the beach and you see like, oh, yeah. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. Where it's like it's not storming everywhere. Right. It's storming south. Yeah.

But you're north. You can see it and you're getting drunk and now it's cloudy and it's not as hot. And then it's kind of fun to run when it's raining. You know what I mean? If you're just like hammered and carrying a cooler. I also, I bought some of the dumbest shit, dude. I decided, I was like, let me swing by Party City. And that was a poor choice.

Dude, this is, I mean, that's what's exciting. This is the first time I'm going there with, like, any money. I can, for the first time my life, go to the beach and just swipe the card and just not even worth it. I was out with Johnny the other night or like a month ago in New York. But we had those wrist, we went to this like, this rave in like deep Brooklyn. Yeah. And it wasn't deep,

it was in the mirage. No, it definitely wasn't. We got rejected by you. I told me we got rejected, right? No, I didn't know that. We went up to it. It was like a straight person rave. And we showed up,

or no, it was a gay rave, sorry. I was right. Yeah. That was our band, that guy. Like, that's illegal. That doesn't fucking exist. Yeah. No, it was like,

it was like a gay rave. And me and Johnny show up. Just look, I don't think there's anybody that looks like, less gay than me and Johnny. Yeah. Not like, like, yo, we're fucking. But like we just look sloppy and shit. He's wearing like crocs probably.

Not put together. Yeah. He's wearing crocs, parasols. It's an insult in Brooklyn. Yes. Yeah. And we show up and again, he just like looks us down. He's like, yeah.

Sorry, we're full. Oh, really? It was like, you got discriminated against, bro. I mean, yeah, we did. But Jody was like, is there any, um, is there any other way to, like, know about parties like this in the future? And he's like, um, honestly, unless you're like, you know, some people that are deep in the circle, it's going to be kind of hard. Like, yeah, he's like, yeah, if you know some people that, like, roll with the scene, then

yeah, but if you don't, but, if you don't, but, man, you guys got punked. Yeah, yeah, that sucks, dude. You got, we're so polite. We're like, have a great day. We totally understand. Oh, that's so far. You would have gotten in anyways and been like, yeah, we probably don't belong. No, no.

Well, the thing is, like, people talk about those places and they're like, dude, it'll be crazy. You see two dudes butt fucking. I'm like, that sounds fun. Yeah, I mean, like, no, I get that. Yeah, I would love to, because it's like, I know people in LA that, like, worked at, like, a sex club. Yeah, that's exciting to, like, watch. I got to see.

Even if it's gay sex, I'm like, that's got to be fun to walk. Better than fucking watching somebody hit on somebody at a college ball. 100%? Yeah, yeah, a thousand percent more fun. Just for the fun of it. Just seeing some guy walk up to the bar just face covered and come. He's like, yes, can I get two vodka sodas? I'll make the second one to double.

It's like, coming out of the closet. It's like, yeah, you go there. It's like, yeah, it'd be fun. It's like funny. You get your dick sucked You suck a dick It's like fun You know just for like that

Like a dude I was telling you your fucking sister The other night too She was like I get sugar daddies Because the older I get The more I'm like Oh I don't want to

I have a girlfriend I love her And I don't want to cheat on her And I don't want to fuck these girls But I totally get Going out with like 10 18 year old girls And just paying for the

Just like letting them do whatever they want Yeah Yeah And just being there And being like This is fun Yeah, yeah. Just let them

dick around. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I can't afford it. I'm not going to. Yeah, no, no. It also seems like there's probably a lot of liability with it. Oh,

liability. It's like, they're not underaged. You're not like, they're guardian. But if they're 18. It's like, do their parents know where they are?

Yeah. You pick them up for like, I'll be responsible. I'll be sober the whole time. Yeah, it'll be fine. Yeah, that's, I mean, I guess 21 would be weird because it'd be hard to go out

with like somebody, you know what I mean? I do that. But I mean, even that, like, I hate, like, that story, like, it's funny, but it's like, I hate fucking being in places I'm not welcoming. Yeah. And, like, I used to force it a lot and I'd be like, no, I belong here. I'm gonna, and now I'm like, no.

I don't want to be literally anywhere. And it's like, people are like, yeah, in L.A., like, you know, you'll get, you'll get not let in some club and they'll let girls in. They'll be like, check your followers or some bullshit like that. I'm like, good, I don't belong there. If they're going to do shit like that, I'm not going to have a good time fucking anyways. Oh, absolutely. not, yeah. Yeah, because it's never like you get through that and then it's sick.

Like, I've never been to anything like that. It's like being at a fraternity where you're not in the fraternity. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fraternity parties where you're not a member of the fraternity, do you usually fucking weird? Well, that was always a thing. It's like when you were at FSU and you went to UF was always a blast because you would go to a fraternity, you're like, oh yeah, I don't go here. Yeah, and it's like me going to FSU fraternies when I wasn't in the

fraternity, a fucking nightmare. Yeah, yeah. It's a matter of time before someone. someone's like, who are you? And it's like, who are you? I don't know. I'm just a guy at the house. Yeah, yeah.

It's like a constant they're trying to figure that. Or they'll be like, bring a handle and $35. Oh, yeah. The only part is that hasn't changed because I go to comedy clubs to hang out and you have to do the same thing. What? You have to literally just be like, yeah, I'm here for the thing. You know what I mean?

It's like you're just in the way. Because everybody asks you, like it's working there. If you're like, oh, hey, are you a comic? Okay, cool. Like, they're cool with it. But you have to explain to them that you're a comic and you have to kind of like... What, are they kicking people out

that aren't comics? They're not, but it's like... Because that's a terrible fucking idea. No, no, no, no, no, no. Just comedians. No, but it's like... Just straight, mid-20s, the 30s, comedians.

Yeah, that's it. Yeah, that would be disaster. No, but it's like, you don't have to pay to go to comedy shows if you're a comedian. Right. So, if you're hanging out of the back to the comedy show,

like if you're at a comedy club... Right. You tell them your comic, and you can see that... That's so different, because it's a performance. It's like, if I never will feel bad about paying

for like cover at a show to like pay the band or the DJ or the comedian. Right, but I'm saying the problem is you can't do that. So if I paid for tickets to the show you immediately get, you lose all the respect to the other comedians. Because they're like, what do you an audience member or a comedian? Like it's like, oh, why are you going here? It's like, oh, are you, do you know people on the show where you're trying

to get in this club? Because it's like, you know what I mean? It's like you can't, if you're just sitting in the audience, that's the worst, which I did. Because there's a period of COVID where you couldn't, they didn't want comics like hanging out. So it's like, okay, I'll buy a ticket to the show. And it's the most awkward thing because then like comics you don't know we're doing crowd and plus it's like dead anyways because it's

COVID right? Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah and you're like oh it's not fun so you want to go and hang out but now it's way better because I know way more people's now it's like I'll go and I know people on the shows and stuff and it's like comfortable but yeah I do I feel like I do too because I fucking watch this podcast or listen to this or edit this podcast I listen every episode what's gonna be funny because they never seen you but you're gonna be like ah Ryan O'Toole yeah that's what I'm saying I'm yeah dude I fucking love Ryan O'Toole

he posted something that was like uh hey anybody got tips for like audio whatever. Yeah, yeah. And I did and I like, I told him about stuff. And I was like, yeah, send me whatever you got. Like I'll let you know. And he's like, yeah, for sure. Never heard from me. Well, that's also like, I mean, his brain, it's like my dad.

You know what I mean? It's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, you're like offended. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you get told information and there's just so much going on. And it's good. It's like, it's like, I don't want, I don't have to be friends of people. It's like, I'm a fan. That's good. Yeah, yeah. I'm not doing it. That's good. It's like, that's what you want. You want. You want people. that aren't your friends aren't trying to be friends with you aren't also doing it. And like, that's it. Oh,

that's good. And they just are like supporting from a distance from the other side of the country. Yeah. I am going to go. I don't know when I'm taking a New York trip, but I'm going to take it. What are our friends? He keeps messing with me. He's like, yeah, yeah, Paxton's going to be there.

I know. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. It's going to be in the next couple months. And it's going to be so funny because I'm going to be like, ha, oh my God. Yeah. That's a classic Adam Christopher thing. Yeah.

Yeah. He's like, what are you talking about. Yeah. Yeah, that is hilarious. But you, I mean, you're, you're nobody, I've never had a single person has an issue with you. Besides when you first came to Trinity. Oh, yeah. People didn't know you.

You did. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I had an issue with you. Yeah. I was like, who's this fucking guy? No, dude, I, I had a very punchable face for a long time. When me and T. first got together, we would go.

It was like a string of things where I got kicked out of her waltz. Remember? I fucking got like arrested that night for no fucking. Oh, really? Or not arrested, but like detain. Like I got dragged out by the cops because the bouncer thought my ID was fake just turned 21 a month ago. He tried to take it.

My ID, I took it back from him, and he put me in a headlock. When we got together... I don't remember this. Dude, that was the... You were there. I mean, we were hammered. Yeah. It's so funny being like, how can I not remember that? It's like, yeah, that's the story. We were hammered. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like, remember when

you did Xanax? Like, no. No, I don't. Yeah, at all. No, but literally, like, in Tallahis, like, I used to, like, we would go out to eat, or we'd go to Chipotle, and some guy would just be like, fuck you. Like, it was... Yeah, yeah. You got to, once you get one conversation in, we're cool. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, that makes sense. Well, there's also people like, like, it was so funny because I was like looking at a picture of Pete Davidson. And I'm like, you know what, to be fairer, I don't hate him because it's comedy or anything, but that is the last person I'd want to fucking my girlfriend. He just has that, you know what I mean? I'm like, I totally get where Kanye was. I'm like, he has that little grin. Yeah. He's got like a little must, like that, you know, like, hey, I'll have it too sometimes.

That's me to some people. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Just that little grin. he's like, hey, what's up, how's it going? I'm fucking your wife. And then you're like, God damn it. Yeah, he's got the little, the shit tattoos. And everybody's like, huge cock.

You know what I mean? Everybody's like, that huge cock guy with an annoying face. Yeah. And his grin is just railing your wife. God, and he's like younger or two. It's just worse. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's not, yeah.

And he's like blowing up and like, and the climate loves him and hates Kanye. You know what I mean? It's like, oh, look at him. He's going to be on Ellen. All this stuff. They're like, you're just the best. Yeah, he's like, doing the rope. bought on that.

Kanye's just furiously watching like, that is the guy who is fucking my wife. Yeah. Oh, man. It must suck. Horrible. It's a disaster. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah. Just have anybody fucking your wife. Of course, but on top of it, it's a guy, it's like, that's what sucks about. It's like, people don't realize it's like, yeah, of course, it's like, oh, celebrities are like real fucking people. It's like, why, why do, I don't, I've never understood why people will just, like, go on Twitter and be like, oh, oh my God. fuck Kanye West

that piece of shit I can't believe Pete Davis is fuck his wife you see millions of that like all day every day I couldn't imagine that that's fucking

And he's already crazy Like he was already crazy And he has to deal with that And then yeah it's wild I don't know Does he do He's got to be sober Because if he's doing drugs

He'd be off the rails Yeah when you're when you're like that Like drugs bring you back You know what I mean Yeah yeah Like he does Zanax for like The like his mental health

Yeah yeah Reasons to take He's off as medication, so. Yeah, yeah. Which is good. Yeah, I'm for it. I'm for it.

I thought about taking antidepressants, but I just don't want to be numb. No, it's crazy to everybody. They're garbage. Like, I've read a lot about it when I was in college, and back when it was, like, cool to be anti-pharmaceuticals. Yeah, yeah. Now you're like, what are you racist? Yeah. You're a fucking Nazi.

But, yeah, no, like, antidepressants don't fucking work. I mean, they, listen, if you take antidepressants and it works for you, it works for you, it works. But, like, it's a giant place. Lacebo. Like, they really, they have not been showing results since the 80s. You're going to make all these listeners just kill them. Because they're going to be like, it's not worth it.

When they first came out, it was like a huge miracle. In the 80s, it was like, oh, my God, it's helping like, blah, blah, blah. But then the statistics of, like, people that do antidepressants and don't recover from depressant is like huge. It's like most people that take them. Damn. Because everybody I know is on them, like, everybody. And they can't come.

And it's like, how the fuck are you going to get better if you can't, you know. Come. Yeah, literally, literally. What else is there to do in life? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Well, I think I do, I used to think that that a lot, but now I've gotten to the point where like, I think my sex drive, it's not that sex drive has gone down, but the value of

coming has changed. Like, I'm like, okay, that's something I can do at any time of the day I can just go jerk off. You know what I mean? Like, I used to be like, oh, my God, I need to have sex, sex. But now I'm like, jerking on. You've also been in a relationship for like five years. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But it's not like, it's not like, I'm like, oh, I don't care about sex. but I'm like in my mind, I'm like, oh, okay, if we go a week without it, I'm not going to like. Yeah, I'm in the same boat. I think it would be different if we were single. It would be like, what are you fucking talking about? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, it is valuable. Yeah, because when I was single, I was like, I just need it.

Yeah, when you were, dude, dude, dude, dude, you were the worst, dude, like, you were so unreliable. You were the least dependable person in the fucking world. We would go out. Dude, one night we went out in East Orlando and fucking UCF, and, and, you were the least-eastern know, fucking UCF, and we, like, get to the fucking bar. We're, like, hanging out, whatever. You, you know, you always disappeared when you were single. Like, we just wouldn't see for hours.

It was not, like, a ditching thing. I was like, there's an awkward. I'm not talking to, but it's like, you, and like, we, like, linked up, like, right before it's like, okay, we're going to go back, like, to my place, right? Like, we're going to get an Uber or whatever. You're like, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, we both struck out because we're fucking 19 and just toxic, you know what I mean? And, uh, gone.

Just like that. and I'm like walking down the road my phone dead trying to like charge it and I got a knife pulled on me like somebody tried to fight me and I just texted you like totally just got late exactly yeah that's what it would be like it would be like oh man it's like yeah

I got you man we're gonna go back to my face it's like the worst guy we're gonna pop on stepbrothers and then it's like blackout gone no idea where you are phones dead I'm in a swamp somewhere in Gainesville and he had the best not going to be there. Yeah. Well, it was always like, because I would only really hook up with, like, random people, and I was just like, fucked up. Because, like, I would, I would have no thing,

like, there'd be no part of me that's like, oh, I can't be too drunk to talk to you. You squeezed in, like, because you didn't have a lot of sex in high school. No, no. And you, then you got just, you got basically married to your girlfriend in, like, junior or college or something. Yeah. Within that, like, three-year window. Yeah, yeah. It was also so funny because it was like, I forget that that part of my life existed. Because in theory, it was a very short time frame. So in my mind, I'm like, everybody sees me too. They're like, that's the guy that was out, like, hitting on chicks and stuff.

Because I'm like, I mean, I'm, I'm, I was fatter then, though. No, I think that was, I think you started getting fat when you got it. At the beginning of the relationship. You've come full circle. Yeah, yeah. I'm timed it. Time to cut the, exactly. No, that sounds exhausting.

Dude, I hear about, like, all my friends are single in New York about that sounds so. Like, to be fair, I'm only hearing it from girls. They're like, oh, my God, it sucks. All the dudes are like, yeah, yeah. No, I don't think it's that bad. No, no, but I think it's like meeting new people. Like, I don't know. The worst had to have been COVID when it was, what's it called?

Like, you had to sit at different tables. Like, you had to sit down. No, I can't imagine, like, yelling at other tables. Hey, what's up? How are you doing, baby? I'm so glad I didn't have to go through that. I would have been so fucking depressed. Oh, COVID-to-that relationship, yeah.

Doing COVID, because I'm not, like, like, I do best when I'm single. I do best with, like, mutual friends. I was never, like, meet somebody. like for the first time that's a stranger and fuck it was more just like you if i'm hanging out with a girl and she has a friend 100% of the time i'm really that's how i met my girlfriend was your girlfriend's friend well my thing too is i'm i'm kind of an annoying person so i had to rely on a complete stranger wanting to like i would never in high school i'd never hook up with girls from my school yeah because they'd be like no that's that guy that's like annoying as shit yeah it would always be some

girl from like lake may or something like that for like on the other side of town i also Or you were just lying. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no, no, it would like be... No, she lives... No, she lives in Oviedo, I swear. Yeah, yeah. That sounds like a lot, but it was always that,

because I had Tinder in high school. Yeah, I did too, yeah. It was so stupid. I had one that said I was under 18, because I was under 18. And then one that said I was over 18. Yeah, I lied. I was like, oh, that was a daughter time.

I'm like, oh, that was a daughter time. But I would also always pull the move where I'd like, if I'd go to a couple of her, just let you know, I'd have to tell her. And I'm like, why did I do that? Because that's so, like, you can't... I gotta tell the truth before she... Yeah, you have to tell the truth.

It's like, oh, wow, I don't... I care now. I really wouldn't have cared if you lied to me. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Now I can't... Now I have to be weird about it. Yeah, yeah. Didn't stop me too much.

But, yeah, that was... Yeah, it was always girls from other schools. Because I was so weird in school because I'd be this goofy guy and then randomly just rant about the Constitution. Like, I had so many random viewpoints. Like, I'd be like, yeah, it's goofy Michael Town. Yeah, you didn't really get...

I mean, me too, it's like, you don't get your quirks when you're, like, 17 and 18. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You don't get what's wrong with you yet. No, yeah. So you're just like, you don't, it doesn't all make sense. Not at all, yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean. Yeah, I was weird. But also, I had, I had, like, two different personalities because I was prescribed Adderall.

Still am. Take that shit sometimes still. But it's like, I can't believe you still prescribe that. Like, it's, the idea that someone has to take meth for 12 years is like fucking for me. For me, it's very middle now. I literally take a 0.25 milligrams. Oh, that's like nothing.

I take a 5 milligram or no, wait, I guess I'm taking 5 milligrams. Sorry, but that's still nothing. 5 milligram? You said 0.2. Yeah, yeah, right. That's my colonnipin. The colonnipin is 0.25. I take half a 0.25.

Yeah. But the adderall, I take 5 milligrams, which is still very low. Yeah, it's like, the pills are normally 20. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But, yeah, it's not good. Yeah, 0.25 is like drinking a sip of coffee. I mean, that's like... 0.25.

0.25 of Adderall would be like nothing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That would be like shaving off a little bit of the pill. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, the word... Five milligrams is good,

because they cut... I mean, they come up to like 40 milgram Adderall. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Which is insane. Yeah. Which is like our friend fucking, uh, Ryan,

yeah, cut it out, but that's not a cuttable. Dude, he used to be prescribed 40s in like eighth grade. And I took one once and thought I was having a heart attack. I fell off his boat. I thought I was gonna die, dude. I was like 14, taking a 40 milligram atrol

for the first time. Yeah, those were, well, I used to do it. I used to take so much Adderall because, like, I had this weird thing where, like, I would take Adderall and then I'd also, like, mix it with Cath. Like, my study sessions were crazy. I just stay up and I would just,

I spent all this time with my tutor from Yale. Yeah, I would just, like, I spent my life. And he's just like, dude, yeah, let's do another bomb. But I'm, like, take it Adderall. Dude, I remember my exam one time, like, I took, like, I used to be prescribed 30 milligrams of Adderall during the day, and then I take 10 milligrams after school.

Which you? crazy. And I was like, why am I not sleeping? Yeah. I was like, dude, taking 10 milligrams Which is crazy, because that's how you make yourself dumber. It's not sleeping, not letting your brain rest and shit like that. Yeah, but I'm telling you, I was functioning high. It was working. It was very much doing its job. Yeah. But it's crazy. You're a kid, dude, okay, you keep going. I'll say this after. Yeah. It's crazy because like now I would never even dream of taking 10 milligrams of Adderall after 3 o'clock. I'm like, you're not going to sleep. I don't drink coffee after like five. Yeah, not at all. And I'm like, I would take that. The best was still Monster Jam because I did a bunch of Adderall

because, like, I would take extra for exams. I'm like, I got to nail the SAT. Yeah, I was grounded for that. I was drinking and driving and I couldn't go to Monster Jam. Oh, man. Well, that is Monster Jam. You already.

Like, you crashed your car? You're like, yeah, that's what they're doing. Mom, I was just, yeah, I was trying to crash my car like that. But, man, that, I could have done a stronger bit there. Okay, anyways, I took a bunch of Adderall and it took the... Do you got to stop admitting fault on the... nobody wants to hear when you're like oh i'm my brain slow or like oh i'd fuck that bit up just don't admit you're wrong that's true because nobody's gonna be like okay good i'm glad he

mentioned you know who doesn't admit they're wrong ever don't don't trump that's a good look where he is now dude if he had a podcast that would be fucking amazing make no fucking sense okay half the time big are these the burgers i ordered i didn't want these burgers let me go back this bit and this is a this is a statement i is controversial but i will stand by, drugs are for kids. Yes, absolutely. Drugs are for kids. 100%.

Because no hangover. No real responsibilities. I mean, I did like a tiny bit of mushrooms the other night and I was like, what the fuck is wrong? Why did I do mushrooms? Dude, I used to, we used to do mushrooms all the time. We used to pick mushrooms. Yeah, yeah.

At the fucking farm out on the east side and fucking. We'd sneak on that ranch. Yeah. That was fun. Dude, that was, that was, those were like the past days. It was so cool when you found one. We would shoot guns. We would just go.

I was never there for that. Yeah, well, you know, it was a cool guy thing. Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, I think we're talking about a different ranch. So you're talking about our friend's ranch. Yeah, yeah, yeah. About the one, oh, the one that's different by Howe Branch. Yeah, yeah, we would go there.

Those are strangers. Yeah, a total, total strangers. You sneak under like the barbed wire. And it was so exciting because it was like, it was like Easter egg hunting, but with drugs. You know what I mean? Yeah, do me and Kor did that once? Like, before a track meet. Like, I had to get back to attract me.

And he's like, we'll just be quick. Yeah. It's like five minutes away from my school. Five minutes away from his house. That was always the spot because people would talk about it on the way to school. They'd make, oh, that's where people, like, the older kids go to pick mushrooms. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It was down the fucking street. Yeah, yeah. And it was like, it's so, Florida has that where it's like, you'll be in the middle of, like, the city with city for miles on the other side. But then because of the way lakes are and shit and, like, some people didn't sell their ranch. You'll just be out in the country. Yeah, yeah. Because that was not far away from here. No, not.

at all. It was like 10 minutes away. But it literally it was like Easter egg hunting with drugs. You'd be so excited because you're like, oh my God, there's more drugs there. There's more drugs there. And they're free. Yeah. Free. I mean, they're not, you're stealing, but like, he's not using them. You know what I mean? Yeah, dude. I think there's very few farmers that are like also doing the mushrooms

on their farm. Yeah, probably not. And they've been doing that for years. Oh, my dad's up. I got to wave them away. Get out of here. Oh, yeah, he'll just sit there. It doesn't matter. That's the funniest thing is like to ask my parents, I'm like, hey, guy, we're podcasting. So if you could clear the house from...

He's like, actually, I'm going to need you out. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like, when we were first doing it in my apartment, and it was like my name, I had like such thin walls. It was like, it was like, we're trying to keep it down not to bother them, but just so they don't know we're podcasting. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like, yeah, it's like, yeah, it's not, it's now you're 80-something episodes in, it's good.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like, this is what you do. Well, in some ways, it's more embarrassing because having me picked up the following. Yeah, no, we need sponsors. It's funny, it's like, I looked up, I'm like, how do you get sponsored? Like, where do you have to be at to get sponsors? And it's like so much. It's like 1,500 weekly listeners.

I also, I don't promote it dead hard as to do it on my Instagram. So like, at some point, like, but I'm waiting for me to feel like, okay, I've reached the level and now I'm going to start promoting the shit out of it. That's a bad idea. You should just, why not promote it? Because it's like kids that will have music. I was talking about this the other night. And they're like, I'm going to drop this when I'm famous. It's like, yeah, that's a good point.

It's like, no, drop it now. Promote it now. Yeah, well, I'm doing a video. These, we'll figure it out. I'm going to get a nicer camera. Do you think this is going to work? You think this is going to change this? Nobody gives a fuck.

It's like a cracked iPhone. I'm like, this is, oh, we're going to take it this to the top. This is a cool. Whose light is? This is like a photography. Does she, do you photography? I don't know. She's always doing something different.

Yeah. She's a writer of this. I don't know where the photography is. I know. I remember when she was, when I was in high school, I was going for a creative writer. writing degree and she was like 12 and she was like uh she was like oh yeah i yeah i wrote a book yeah she wrote a book which was like 12 yeah and i'm like what she's like yeah it's not that

hard you can get a book published and i'm like shut the fuck i think i was i was in college and i was like it's you know she's submitting to like journals and stuff like that which i'm so glad i didn't fucking go down that road well it's also the funny part is like when i was i was just i was doing drugs at that i was writing a book that's what i'm saying all we cared about we're trying to get hand jobs yeah yeah yeah that was that was the goal think it was going to write a book. It's like, I can't even pay attention. Yeah, exactly. I'm on mushrooms. Yeah, yeah. You had like another thought on the mushrooms. I forgot what it was. It was a blast. We used to do them all the time. Oh, we didn't do it enough. We didn't take advantage enough of it

because they don't grow everywhere. Like, yeah, I didn't realize that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's Florida and like the South and Texas. So much. They're everywhere. You wait, like, I think it's three days after the rain because that's like it's all human. And they don't grow. There's ranches in like California, but yeah, but I doubt they're going. They're not fucking, yeah. There's not have rain to... That was the weirdest. We watched that movie Shrooms, and they go to, like,

deep in the woods of Switzerland to, like, pick mushrooms. Like, who wrote... Who would fucking go to... You know what I mean? Nobody's going to go... Well, they grow... They grew in...

Like, because they grew in the Pacific Northwest. They're different ones, though. No, I agree. But I'm saying, who is going to go on a trip, like, to some random bullshit in the woods to, to, like, just pick mushrooms. Do you? People in fucking Seattle, do you?

People in Washington? It's, like, a different thing. It's not like, uh, they don't go to the ranch. No, I know. One of the thing is that movie Oh, yeah, right? Which I'm like, that makes no sense. Yeah, that makes sense.

Yeah, well, that was the, that was the plot, though, because it was a super rare one. Yeah, and then you go crazy and murder people, which nobody on mushrooms does it, I would... Maybe murder. No, they do. It's funny. People say it all the time, they're like, oh, if everyone did mushrooms, like, we'd all love each other so much, I'm like, have you heard of Meso America? Yeah, they were sacrificing.

They were sacrificing thousands on the, on the temple of, and Tanish Tietlin. Yeah. They fucking would take mushrooms for... like they won a war, take mushrooms for days, march the whole army up, like that they captured up to the top of the, and just heads one after the other. What's like the? Blood would run down the stairs. So they would do it one after, and then after that, they would do the sacrifice, which was like

the girls. Then they would start with the girls. And then they would just do one after the other, after the other, chop their heads off, and it would wreak of dead bodies for like a week. Like it would just be blood everywhere. So like, imagine like... That sounds like the worst thing on mushrooms. But to be fair, I never tried it.

I never tried it. Maybe there's, something just hit right when you're on, you're like, you know, this is actually a good vibe right now. Yeah. Because I get on mushrooms, I'm like, I love everybody. I'm scared of my grandmother's going to die. It's got to be funny. There's a giggly guy.

He's like, this is a big? Looks like a big sword. Is this supposed to be this big? Imagine, imagine if like we like did a major battle in Afghanistan. Yeah. Yeah. It's just Biden like, like, Flash from fucking...

Girls from fucking Afghanistan. He's like, ah! Blood all over the capital. I think you're like your leader. Yeah, it's like tripping nuts. Yeah. I mean, that's terrible. Like, imagine being like, what, like,

what are you going to say against the government then? Yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? It's so funny because this was, this was all related to weather, right? Because they wanted the rains so they could have, like, a good harvest. No, that's racist.

They have no... That has nothing to do. with it. Oh, okay. That's like a Native American, totally different. I thought sacrifices were for harvests. No, probably. I'm just talking. Yeah, okay. That is so funny, though. I love how quickly, though, you can always pull that, like, no, that's racist. And I'm like, oh, I don't know, man, I'm sorry. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's also like, it's funny, because I like that we're still having the trouble with, we're having the opposite part with the rain now. You know what I mean? We're like, now it's raining too much for the beach. And I'm like, that's my. I know. Yeah. Yeah. That's, yeah, that's

what's fucking weird about being in Los Angeles. It's like, it won't rain for a month, and I'll be like, oh, is that just going to happen? Like, is this going to work for a long time? And it doesn't seem like it is. It seems like we're going way downhill over there. With weather? With rain. It doesn't rain ever.

And then it's like, so a million people are going to live here and have trees in their yard? Yeah. It's like, that's not going to fucking happen. I mean, it is a desert. I always forgets a desert. It's not. It's the desert's on the other side of the mountains. So it's like a, it's like, it's like, it's like, Israel.

in southern California are like two places in the world that have this climate and like the coast of Western because I thought Israel's not just sand No I it's the same thing we're on the it's a it's a rain shadow

so on the other side like the Mojave Desert is on the other side of the mountains and then Los Angeles the L.A. River basin is green it's always been green I didn't know that yeah yeah so it because the fog rolls in and that's why it's not that hot like when you're I'm in the valley

it's hot in the valley but like when you're like Santa Monica, like it's 75 degrees in fucking summer. Like, in San Francisco's like, you're colder. I thought Israel was just sand. No, that's the thing. Like, they have the cedar trees. I picture the Middle East, I picture all like the same thing. Yeah, I just, I'm racist.

I am. Yeah, yeah. I picture Tel Aviv. Like, I know people say Tel Aviv is like a big city, but in my head, it's still like these clay houses. No, it's almost exactly like fucking Los Angeles. That's why there's so many Jews there. Which is funny when people are like, Jews control Hollywood and people like, no, they don't. That's a myth. And it's like,

No, Hollywood's a Jewish neighborhood. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You see Hasidics. It's like Brooklyn. You know what I mean? Like, there's like Jewish. It's like, you're in Hollywood. There's a synagogues everywhere.

Yeah, yeah, that makes sense. Also, that's a weird one of like, uh, I think it's, it's not racist to say Jews control Hollywood. It's racist to be angry that Jews. You know what I mean? It's like, you're like, Jews control Hollywood. That's just what they do. It's like, there, it's like, who's the executives?

It's like, well, the wines. And you're like, why I'm racist because the Jews control Hollywood and I'm mad about it. It's like, yeah, you being. angry about it. Yeah. What's the issue? Yeah. Are they doing a bad job? Yeah. Yeah. It doesn't feel like that anymore. It feels like they used to. And now it's like we've entered a different, very non-Jewish part of Hollywood in the last couple years. Maybe we need more Jews back in Hollywood.

Yeah, because, I mean, what was the last thing you saw that you were like, okay, to be fair, I saw that A-24 movie, everything all at once? I keep hearing about that. Loved it. Really? Yeah, I got to watch that. Oh, the best, the most recent movie that I've seen that I liked was fucking parasite. South Korea. I haven't seen that. So fucking good. Other than that, American movies, I don't give a fuck.

Yeah, I feel like... And I work and fucking, like, our company, like, works on movies. It'll be like, we won this award. Like, you know, we... You know, our movies are like... And blah, blah, blah. And I couldn't give a fuck about any of them. Yeah.

Yeah, I don't know. It's like they're... I am officially done with the Marvel movies. It took me a while because I like them. But I just got to the point now I'm officially... You're a superhero nerd, though. I am, yeah, yeah. But it's also just a...

escapism. I'm like, I'm watching this, so I don't, I'm, I'm not anxious about me having a career that hasn't gotten anywhere yet. The Spider-Man movie was the fucking saddest thing I've ever said. It was so- It was sad how much we loved it. You know what I mean? It's like, that's sad that we have to bring- It's a really happy movie, but it's sad because you have people in the movie theater going, oh, Toby McGuire. Dude, I might just start wearing diapers, bro. I am like, I am in my head, I am trying to recreate everything from earlier parts of my life. That's where we're at. That's what this weekend is. that's true

It's like right now Yeah yeah Yeah No it is It is one of those things Where it's like But I think that's That's a cultural

Like everybody's like that We're like Oh everything fucking sucks now I want to go back to like Yeah But I think we're on the cusp But things being cool Because like

There is that little bit Of like a nihilist attitude That sort of coming around 2025 It's gonna be like sick with movies Oh yeah Yeah Yeah

You're comfortable circle soon Like halfway through the decade Yeah Because you always assume You're like Oh this is a dark period So some great art Will come of it

And haven't seen any of it No Quinn Tarantino fucking said that he was like, yeah, people forget, like, movies sucked in the 80s. Like, he was like, there was a period of time where every movie was, like, trash, and it was PC in a different way, where it was like, you wouldn't have really dark, serious things in movies. And, like, movies were all kind of garbage, and it seemed like it was the same thing over and over again. And then the 90s came, and it was fucking the best movies ever. Right. That's a great point.

You know what I'm saying? But also, the 80s was a happy time, that wasn't it? Uh, not if you were black. Yeah, it's true. Literally, that was, that was, the way white people talk about the 80s and the way black people talk about the 80s, is like two fucking different, that's when everyone, that's a great point. Because everyone, black people used to own homes before the 80s.

You know what I mean? That's when crack happened. That's when fucking neighborhoods were destroyed. That's like the 70s, but it's like that whole period of like. Yeah, I've never thought about that once until now. But it's like, it makes sense. Yeah, yeah. It's like everyone was going to jail for fucking, for life for crack.

Yeah, yeah. fucking communities were being destroyed. Yeah. Huh. But everyone's... It's so funny because in my mind, I think of like just like, Aspen Spitzkyy.

Don't know where we got to Mr. Robato. Don't know. Boop, boop, boop, boop. It's like, safety, dance. Yeah, I just like a hot tub time machine. But that's just what it was. Yeah, yeah. No.

For a lot of people, it was fucking terrible. It was Ronald Reagan. Yeah, yeah. Well, also, I think, wasn't it for gay people was bad because the AIDS? Yeah, exactly. Literally. Yeah, for gay people.

Fucking terrible. You see the picture. There's like a picture of, like, the San Francisco men's choir in like 1979 and it's like all these happy people and then it's like the same

it's like 1985 there's like three of them left Oh my God it's the saddest fucking thing ever I mean so fucking imagine especially because it's like at that time too it's like it wasn't like gay

popular culture like Yeah yeah People were like fuck you That's a sin Well it's got to be so hard To tell people you have AIDS and you're dying You're just like

Hey I'm not gonna be here Taking a month off It's like I'm in my two weeks. Imagine if it was like every guy that's in the like Green Day dies. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're like a whole culture.

Yeah, but you don't know. You're like, that guy that's kind of like to have. All fun white guys that like Bud Light all dead. Yeah. Like all like hipster black guys at skateboard dead. Yeah, yeah. Culture just decimated.

Yeah, that's insane to think about. I have a family member who died eight. That was like my first. Yeah, it was one of my first female. I mean, I didn't know him. But my parents won't let me see him because he was get. No, I'm just kidding. No, I'm kidding. He, uh, he, uh, he was just like, uh, he was like a distance. So, like, he died, like, way before I was born. Right. But for some reason, they had the funeral, like, way later, I think. Mm. Because it took him a while to come around to the thing. No, it wasn't that. It was just, it was like a late funeral for it. His roommate finally came out and they're like, we weren't roommates. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But, uh, yeah, my first funeral was an AIDS funeral. And then my second one was, like, a baby funeral. That's so sad. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, dude, we've had a sad fucking couple years.

We've had a sad life. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. A lot of dead homies. Yeah, but you got a mask. Yeah. Tell everybody, things are going great. Yeah.

No, I will say, though, talking to my grandma a couple hours ago, I feel like I'm on the right track. You always, you need to check in with your grandma every once in a while. Oh, I thought it was, okay, I thought you're like, man, she's about to, she's, she's about to die. I'm doing great.

Dude, she can't even walk well. Look at me fucking running. I'm on the right track. No, she, yeah, well, she, her health isn't great. Yeah. But that's way easier to deal with. your grandma died. I'm pre-processing it.

Yeah, my grandma died and it was like, I was like sad about it. Um, and one of our friends that died, court was like when he she died, he's like, oh, it's that old bitch kicked the bubba cuck. In my mind, I was like, so sad he said that. But then on my mind, I'm like, man, I mean, it sucks. It's like, she's a great woman, but you're like, it's, and that was of Alzheimer's. It was like

a shittier way to die, but it's not like. You're like, you're like still hanging on to it. You're at his funeral, like, I guess you fucking kicked me. You son of a bitch. Not so fucking happy is it now. Don't think I forgot. I forgot spit on his grill. No, but like every now and then check in with like the family member that loves you most.

And they'll remind you it's like, oh, no, you're good. Your friends are dead, but you're good. Yeah, you're fine. Yeah, it's gonna be okay, yeah. And also it's like, I don't know, it is a part of life, but it reminds that Forrest Cup is like, I mentally think the same as Forrest Cup is where it's like, mom always said life's a part of life. He's like, I wish it wasn't though. Because that's exactly how I feel.

I'm like, yeah, I'm like, this is part of life. I'm like, well, it fucking sucks. My girlfriend, I'll try to cheer me up and she'll be like, well, you know, it's just like, blah, blah. I'm like, yeah, I know. Yeah, I'm aware. I'm aware that everybody's going to die. You can't cheer somebody up. Like, it's, yeah, it's complete bullshit.

Also, I have a question for you. What is dying of old age? Because I was arguing with my girlfriend about this recently. Dying of old age. Oh, dude, it's where you, where your body can't, like, you, it's like a heart attack. No, it's not a heart attack, though. It's like where you have, you already have liver failure and you're on dialysis, and then your kidneys also fail.

and then you have like a hard time breathing because your lungs are fucked up and you have lung cancer and it's like so many things just stop working and your body just like stops. Right. It's not like because it's like, I've had family members like die at like

90 something of like a cold. Right. Because they just, they already had cancer. They already had blah blah blah. And then they got sick and their body was just like, yeah, that's fucking it.

Okay. So it's not okay. You don't just like, you don't just disintegrate. Well, no, I didn't think it was that. It's like you just fucking, like, disappear. Yeah, yeah. No, but I thought that, like, in my mind, I thought, like, Alzheimer's was old age.

I thought that heart attack was old age. Can you die from Alzheimer's? Yeah, yeah. That's how my grandma died. How? Is my parents lie to me? I'm thinking about this. It's like, really fucked up.

It's like, yeah, she died Alzheimer's like, yeah, but what happened? It's like, oh, she slipped on a banana peel. Yeah, that's probably what happened. Or she, like, she walked into traffic. She walked in the wrong house and got shot. Yeah. hearing out my grandson I was just kidding

yeah she died of Alzheimer's like yeah and a gunshot yeah yeah yeah

because I guess I mean last time we saw her it was like she was just like laying in bed and just like look like

somebody just like so fucked up on drugs yeah but I'm like I don't that's what I hope it's like, that's what I hope it's like,

best case scenario is like a crazy assid trip where you're just like, I don't know. Yeah, but most of the time it should just randomly yell about shit. It would not be, it would be driving and just scream. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no, no, no. She doesn't remember who she hated. No, but, um,

like the Chinese control Hollywood. It's like, grandma, it's the Jews, man. It's like, you don't even remember. Yeah. Yeah, I guess your heart doesn't just randomly forget. It's not like her heart forgot how to work, and then she just stopped.

So, yeah, I don't know. Yeah, I don't know. Probably choke to death. Probably, I'm just guessing that's what happens. Because, like, I don't, or maybe your brain does stop functioning at a certain level when he gets super bad. Yeah. I'm not a doctor.

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