Morning Good - High IQ Moves- Episode 130

Episode Date: November 6, 2022

Thanks to Jake Timothy and Ryan O'Toole for coming back on the show. You can find more from these guys on previous episodes of the show and at their links down below.Jake is on Instagram @jake_timothy and make sure to follow him if you're in Rhode Island because he'll be there soon headlining on the road. Find Ryan on Instagram @itsryanotoole and at his website, itsryanotoole.com, and don't forget to check out The Ryan O'Toole Podcast as well.As always, find Michael Good on Instagram @michael_good1125 and on Twitter @agoodmichaelThis podcast was produced by Paxton Fleming, you can find him on Instagram @yaboypax

Thanks for the F Shack. I love dirty Mike and the boys. Hey, are you dirty Mike and the boys? How you know who we are? What's this? They called the podcast? Morning. I love that.

Yeah, it's me with the boner on the front. Welcome to morning. All right. And we're going. We're here with Ryan O'Toole. Yeah. And Jake Timothy. Yeah, Long Island.

Representing Long Island. Yeah. Yeah. So you were just telling me a story about how you saw some guy throwing rocks on a bicycle? I did. Drive by, fuck it. First of all, those armpits on that shirt. Don't even mention it because the viewers have heard this a thousand times.

It's disgusting. I'm throwing out the fucking shirt. I won't wear it again. When? I'm probably tonight. I've seen you wear that shirt. I like it because it looks kind of hippie-ish. Is that Keith Herring?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And there's always like some guy with a nose ring and like a Keith Herring tattoo. He's like, dude, it's like the one on my ankle, bro. And I'm like, yeah, dude. I introduce you Jake Timothy. That shirt has worse sweat stains than Keith Herring died from it. If you ever, he died from sweatset. What was that?

He had AIDS. Did he really? Yeah, that's how he died. If you ever need like a clear red flag that your health is in dire straits, you're sweating like black. Yeah. Oh, yeah. No, no, no, no. It's just my shirt's allergic to whatever's in my body.

That can't be. So it changes. No, it can't be good. I need like a full physical where they like finger me, check my mouth, just everything. But people listen and are watching us. That'd be awesome. Just like five physical where they finger me. You know, check the but I need like five doctors to all be running like.

I want like one of those like, I don't know. I want to be in like one of those things where they have like in the superhero movies where you see like my body like this. And then it's like a rotating view of like a 3D model of my body and like numbers in the background. I want that a, the Captain America thing where that, because he was just like a really weak small guy. Oh yeah. And then they put him in that thing and he was like the biggest guy ever. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, I'm going to start working out. But I, eh, that's, that's down the road. I'm not, uh, um, I'm, I'm, I'm, you have plenty of time. Yeah, yeah. Or I don't. That's what a lot of, like, fat people say. They're like, I have plenty of time to like, get my life together and they die. That's so crazy that how many people die of being fat.

We always see a fat guy. Like, how do he die? It's like, being fat. That's like very common thing. It's a really, really unhealthy to be, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. You don't realize it because it's always like the comedians are like, I feel there's rappers that have died from that too, probably.

Big pun. One of the greatest Eva. He died from being fat. Like almost 700 pounds when he died. Yeah, it's not good. Really? 700 pounds? Yeah, he was a big guy. He was huge.

Yeah, he was really big. He was huge. One of the greatest rap is ever. What about Fat Joe? How fat is fat show? Not anymore. Bro, he's pretty like... Well, how fat was?

He was huge at the time. But even him, when he was big, like in the late 90s, early 2000s, he looked much small than Big Pun when they stood next to each other. Yeah, big, but you see pictures of him. He looks fucking... Enormous. He's one of the fattest people you ever see. Yeah.

He probably had to get, like, custom clothing. and stuff, right? Oh, yeah, definitely. Oh, my shit's custom made, because I'm fat as shit. Yeah, absolutely. I was listening to Rabby's Day. So, my life trajectory is the opposite of all rappers, because they start out poor and become rich. I started out rich, and I'm becoming more poor.

It's like the reverse. You started off rich? Not rich. My parents have money, though, yeah. Yeah. You weren't rich, though, right? No, no, no, no. So you never even at what rapists have now.

No, not even close. Yeah. Depending on the rapper, though. I bet you, I bet you, I wonder, I bet you my dad makes as much as, what's like a low level rapper like real low? I have no idea Lil Peep

Yes my dad and Lil Peep may be the same financial Yeah yeah probably not Long Island He was huge He's from Long Island Yeah dude Was he the uh

The Xanax guy Yes That's Lil Zan No no little peep was when Little Peep died right Yeah he died of Xanax All right What a fucking dumb drug to be popular

Like Xanax kind of got like had like a moment I disagree Had a moment People still love Xanax It's It had a really real moment where that was like, I mean, they're all the SoundCloud rappers.

It is funny to be gangster about it. Be like, yeah, I get rid of all my anxiety. I get nervous before going to the club. But that takes a fucking Xanax. And then I can talk to people because I'm scared. Xanax, I feel like it was crazy in like 2016, 2017. Like, and I feel like a massive part of that was because of rap music. Yeah.

But it also is awesome. Well, it's been around. Sure. No, totally. Like, it's been around. But it got commercialized. Definitely. Definitely.

I mean, I remember it is. I remember kids using it before it was popular in rap music, but it definitely got... But they got, like, over-prescribed because everyone has anxiety now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And now it's like, oh, fuck, everyone wants to add to Xanax. Yeah, I'm prescribed Xanax Jr.

Klonapen. It's like a little weaker Xanax. What's also the thing? A lot of people get prescribed, like, little Adderall or an amphetamine like that, and they're like, I'm nervous now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's the crazy up and down.

Yeah, yeah, it's like a fucking roller coaster, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's what's gonna be... I'm nervous about this. I was telling you guys this, job thing that happened. So like they fucking, I lied completely. I told them I still work at the company I got fired from. And is your current job you're working for right now? I haven't gotten the job yet. I went through the interviews. They're like, you're amazing. We love everything about

you. You're a beautiful man. And they're, I get a call from the company I got fired from. They're like, do you know blah, blah, blah, background checks? And I was like, no. They're like, oh, they say they're calling from like so and so. And they want to, they want like employment verification. I was like, are you going to tell them that I got fired? And they're like, no, we won't tell them at all. I'm like, okay, sweet, thank God. But the problem is I told the company I'm working at now that I still work at the company that I got fired from.

So, like, they might tell them that the dates don't match up. I think you stress too much about your jobs. I do. And this is what I realized this. So the first thing I got out when I get the job, they told me they're like, we're going to do a background check on you. They're like, we're going to do a social media check on you. And my Instagram was fine.

But I had this thing that one of my friends made called the Michael Good Fan account. where it's just pictures of me doing the dumbest shit there's, I think you saw a picture of it. At Florida State, our rivals with the Gators. So there's a picture of me

like shitting in the Gator's mouth. Nice. There's a picture of me with like my finger going like this. There's a picture of me like just doing the dumbest with Afro man. Just like yeah, I like smoking weed.

And then, that's why they don't hire you. You're like, you're ragging that with a black guy. Yeah. We can't have this guy. We can't have that kind of behavior at this company. But then what happened was they,

I was like, okay shit, I gotta get rid of this account and the account was made by somebody who's dead now. Yeah. So I literally can't, I couldn't get an account for like two days. I'm contacting Facebook. You have to send a picture of you with your passport

like this, smiling next to it. And eventually they took it down. But there was a moment of that where I'm like, this is kind of a hilarious last break. Well, it's just like the thing is like, no offense, but it's like, what the fuck like this company you're going to work for? What does it matter if you have retarded shit on your fucking Facebook or Instagram?

It shouldn't. It shouldn't. It doesn't. It doesn't. It's not that it shouldn't. It doesn't. No one's going to be like, like, what is it? An insurance company? Yeah. No, no, it's like, I'm not going to say it's a fundraiser, but it's like nobody's going to be like, yo, what's up, hanging out here, my motherfucking fundraising job. Like, I'm not posting any of my shit about. Well, no, it's not even like that. It's not like, oh, I'm not going to do business with this asshole because he has a picture taking a shit in a gate his mouth seven years ago. No one is actually going to do that. It's not like you represent like a mate.

Now, if you're a CEO, like something like that, whatever, but it's like, dude. Which was hilarious because I worked at Blackstone and they didn't care about any of And I'm like, this is, this is the company, no one actually gives a fuck. What's the do? You work in a mail room? Yeah, but I'm saying this is like a step above the mail room. Like entering data.

It's like so like, no one gives a fuck. You're barely a representative of the company, you know? Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Yeah, that'd be weird. Like, are your data land on us? Like, are they good dudes? Yeah.

No one gives a fuck, dude. What the fuck? This company's a fucking ridiculous. Yeah, it's over the top. It's so, it's like, that's why I'll never work in corporate America. It's just like, because I'm like, principally I just, begging you to work. I'm just saying.

I'm just saying. When I need money, I'll go out and do anything else except go out and work. Now, I got, you know, you got to make your money. You got to make your money. But fundamentally, I really don't believe in that. That's bullshit. No, I agree. I think you're out of the frame right now.

Can you, uh, just you get up? I can't relax on my new couch here. Yeah, yeah, right. This is my couch. Anyone. Anyone? The frame should I sit up. You're in the frame.

Anyone, anyone, anyone, this, this couch is going to be in my house in like four weeks. Yeah, it's going to be in my living room. The new headquarters of the Michael Good podcast. You know what? This might be the new couch of the Ryan O'Toole podcast. Oh, really? Of course it'll be. Yeah.

You don't film your podcast. No, because you know why I don't film my podcast? It's because I don't sit down and record my podcast. I pace around my apartment. Sure. You duct tape the Zoom recorder to your chest like a suicide bomb and just walk through the neighborhood. No, bro, I got a, I have a microphone that my mic wire is like literally, I can walk from the end, like the corner of my bathroom to my fire escape outside.

Oh, you just pace with the microphone to do it? Sometimes. That's fucking awesome. But that's why, or else I would film it. But I'm like, I think I got some interviews coming up that I'm going to do with people. And I want to film those. But as far as... Who are you interviewing?

I can't, well, just some friends, some friends. But someone, there's someone... Mayor Eric Adams. That's what I heard. Jake Timothy did my podcast yesterday. Me and Jake Timothy are working on something coming out in the next week. We're working on something special. Stay tuned.

Yeah, it's going to be very good. We both like the idea. But even that, we probably... probably won't film that though, no, no, no way. We're doing it to old-fashioned. Yeah, absolutely. Yes, yeah, 100%. But, no, yeah. So I just, there's no point in me filming it.

People keep telling me, film you a podcast, film your podcast. I'm like, dude, I'm moving around the entire time. That would be cool to have a camera crew just, like, following you as you film it. But that's like an hour worth of work. Yeah. Did you guys, you guys didn't do anything Halloween, right? All my shows got canceled. I got sick on Halloween.

The night before, though, I got totally hammered. and I haven't smoked cigarettes in forever I forgot how fucking awesome cigarettes are What are you smoking? What were you smoking? Like 27s or something like that Yeah dude, they're the best They're so good And it's like I didn't smoke a cigarette in so long

And I was just like, dude, I need a fucking cigarette right now It was Saturday before Halloween I just bought like a weird wig at the costume store There was nothing like, I don't know I wanted to be doofy Like special officer doofy I asked like 10 people like this is offensive Nobody said it was offensive

Who the fuck is that? From scary movie? He's the retarded police officer from scary movie Yeah Special Offil Doofy reporting for duty Dude, that movie's amazing. You haven't seen it? No, in so long. I haven't seen it.

And then there's the twist of the end is he's not retarded. Yeah, he's the serial killer. He's doing retarded face the whole time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But, yeah, I went to the Halloween store and... You kind of have a bit of a retarded face. Like, I'm not saying...

You know what? My whole family's told me that. I appreciate that a lot. Thank you. Like, you could get away with playing a retarded person. Pretty good, I think. I could get away with it. I'm retarded passing.

It's like when a native... It's like when a native... It's like when a native... American dresses up as an African American. You're like question it, but you're like, it's too close that I don't want to question it. That's like the rock. He played like black Adam. He's like an Egyptian guy.

Everybody's like, who gives a fuck? Like he's not white, so it's fine. Yeah, yeah. Like, whatever. Yeah, people that are like, the rock, he really could do like fucking anybody. Oh, yeah. But, uh, yeah, no, I do look fucking stupid. And, um, yeah, but also

I don't think you look stupid. I just said I looked retarded. Yeah. That's as stupid as it gets. Big, no, I disagree. How was there a difference? Because, because do you remember that movie The Ringer with Johnny Knoxville? Yes.

One of those retards in the movie could literally list off like any fact you ever name. Like, not all retarded people are stupid. If you're saying retarded people are stupid, that might be the most problematic thing on this podcast. Absolutely.

I know some retarded people that are like, I'll go as far as saying brilliant. They're not retarded then. There are people with autism that are... Retarded literally means your IQ is below a certain level. You know what scene is up? Yeah, 68. The first scene is where...

they're like, this is where your son is. This is where retarded is. Now, you better fuck me in the other room and your son will get into school. Like, by definition, it means your IQ's lower. No, I know, but I'm thinking of like, I know people that are like, like what I at least classify retards as. You're putting a lot of effort into trying to take back in the biggest insult you've ever said to me.

No. You're like, actually retarded people are smart. What? What are you talking about it? Not with... Mentally retarded people. No. Smart people with Down syndrome.

That is the dumbest. No, there's not. What are you talking about? Dude, by definition. I know. It's an IQ under 68, but there's like, there's outliers in that.

Okay, one of them, this IQ's like 74? No, no, there's some smart ones. There's not. There's, by definition.

You know the average IQ of somebody with Down syndrome is like the average IQ of a 10 year old? Like, that's by definition. I'm sure that's probably right. Then how you think

just one of them is? Because you have to average it out. Like, that's the average. but it's like the people on the high end. I still don't think they're that smart. What's your IQ? You've never seen fuck in it.

What is it waiting? He goes, you're the coolest guy at shenanigans. That's like being the smartest guy with Down syndrome. It gives a fuck. My IQ, I've never taken it

because I probably will score below 70. I refuse to take it to find out how stupid I truly. I've never taken one either. Just because I've never had the opportunity. I don't even know if it's like a real. You said opportunity like,

it's not like somebody like, it's not like you're chosen for the IQ test. You can go do it. There's certain jobs where they do. your IQ test. Really? Yeah. Like, that should by way, that... You're looking at NASA from... Yeah, if you want to be like a Fed or like shit like that, they give you an IQ test. Yeah, I guess.

I don't know. But that should be the job injury test, an IQ test. That is reasonable to have an IQ test for a job. That's every cop-shed. Yeah, but IQ almost says nothing about how you are as like an employee. Have you taken an IQ test? Yeah, as when I was younger. Would you get? It was good. It was good. You're a good. You're a genius.

One of the, the duchiest things I ever did was I, in my group chat in high school, I like, I was like, Do you guys know what, like, a high IQ is? Did you know at the time? I knew what my IQ was, and I knew. You knew it's a high. And so one of my friends said what, like, a genius IQ was.

And I was like, oh, that's crazy because I just scored like, yeah. Yeah, yeah. That's so insane. I didn't even know. What's genius? 160. 140. 140.

It's a genius IQ. I've been a million dollars on a single one of those people. My grandfather, when he was in the military, he was, they tested everyone's IQ, and he had the highest IQ. He had like 187 or something, which is like, fuck, crazy. Yeah. And because he had a high IQ,

they, they did like MK Ultra shit on him. Oh, they like, they dosed him with acid and stuff, yeah. Oh my God.

Just to see like what it would happen. Damn. Yeah, I don't think they learned any of, yeah, yeah, MK. Ultra seems very inconclusive.

It seems like, you give a lot of people acid. Was it actually the MK Ultra program or was it just a program similar to that? Yeah. Yeah.

Because like, what, um, so the one story. He's probably bragging around, like in his body's like, I got fucking chosen. Like,

I'm one of the smart guys. Your life's about to get ruined. You're like... Imagine, but like some people go, they are in the military and they just die. Yeah, yeah. You just sign up to die

and he didn't see combat and he just tripped. Yeah. That's kind of awesome. Yeah, yeah. The one story that I heard about him taking out was him and the other Brainiacs were given

just glasses of water and they didn't like tell them. They didn't tell them that was at. That's what M.K.L. They just didn't tell them what they were doing. So they gave them all glasses of water. They're like, just drink these glasses. And then you're going to, to play volleyball.

So they all drank the water, waited for like 20 minutes. I just picture the whole top gun scene where it's like, playing with the boys. So it makes them gay. But they, he said he drank the LSD. And then they're playing,

he was serving and he brings the ball, brought the ball up to like throw it up. And the hair on his arm just grew over his, the ball and grew over like his wristwatch and then the ball. Because you probably don't know what, happening. So it's not like you have the beginning parts of a trip. You probably don't

even have those because you're not noticing. You're not like, you only notice the beginning of a trip because you know your trip. If you don't know your trip and you're probably just in it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But apparently after that happened, he just dropped the ball and they didn't play. They just like played the sand. They built sand castles. Yeah, like I guess it doesn't

make them geniuses. Yeah, yeah. I built sandcastles on mushrooms. That was like the smartest like discovery of my brain. I was like, this is what we did, but with the world. We took dirt and we built it into foundations and we created the pyramids. This is exactly what I'm doing right now. Just none of it makes any fucking sense and it's just

yeah, total nonsense. Yeah. The revelation you had on mushrooms was like people built buildings. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you think it's so fucking smart. The only other one I had was like everything, nothing makes sense, but it's beautiful so it doesn't matter that doesn't make any sense. Yeah, that's nice. Yeah, it says like a sweet thought, but yeah, nothing profound.

But a lot of the things that are like, this is kind of we were talking about the other day. It's like a lot of things that are like revelatory to you, like a moment of clarity you have, is stuff that, like, you know, it's like objective truth but you see it in a different way at one point. Right. Like, if you're on drugs and you just notice, you're like,

fucking, the people in my life, they love me, and I love them, and then you just start crying. You're like, this amazing. Yeah. Like, you know that in regular life. You just don't think, like, you don't like sit in that. I had that today. I was crying about the dead friend that made the fan page. I was like, someone liked me enough to make a fan page.

Yeah, and then you got it deleted. So you can get some shithead job you're going to get fired from in fucking three months. You're going to end up regretting that. But there's pictures of the account. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I had a contact like everybody that followed us. Like, please unfollow this account, the guy that made it's dead.

I can't believe because I remember you sent me that to report it and I didn't. I didn't even look at it. I didn't even look it up. But I'm like pissed that I didn't like actually go through it and repost all those photos. What did you say, though? You're like, the guy who followed it or created it is dead. I'm applying for jobs. Okay.

I'm trying to make it like a noble thing. You're like, in his memory, he wouldn't have this. Fuck you. This is a picture of you. Yeah, that's like me shitting.

Yeah, yeah. It's really, this is your thing. You're like, it's horrible. The worst part is it looks like I made the account, which is so douchy to make a fan account.

I'm like, no, I swear to you. Because I was in college and the fraternity's like, why the fuck do you have a, you make a fan account of you? I was like,

I didn't. It was like a friend of mine. He posts like funny pictures of me and stuff like that. His brother, his brother, like, all he's like a, he's like a doctor or something now. And so he, he probably has downs in him because they're so smart, right? I don't, I fucking have a retarded doctor.

You kidding me? Yeah, we're not. But he's, he's changed you all the lollipops up front right when you go in. Or he's hiding them. You get a shot, you're like, no, none of the candy. And you get the shot and he's like, and that's the end of the session. Nothing else. No, no, no, we don't do that.

No one gets treats. He's pretty a twizzler like in your ear. Like, I don't think this is a test. But this guy, because he didn't want anyone to find his Instagram, he changed it to, the name is Tayzonday fan account. Do you know who Tayzonday is? The greatest doctor in the history of the world. The chocolate rain guy. Some say dry, well, those feel the pain.

That's like beautiful. I thought you were talking about, do you guys remember the doctor? I think he was in New York, too. It was like a black kid. Florida. Florida. Dr. Love. His name was Dr. Love.

Malachi Love. That dude ruled, bro. When he got arrested and then held his own press conference afterwards being like we're gonna, like, that was the great, he's one of the greatest internet characters of all time.

Oh, yeah. Easily. He was literally just doing, he was like, the picture of him. He's like, the youngest doctor ever. It's like,

if Doogie Hauser was straight, he'd just be like, I just want to look at vaginas. He was given people with cancel. He was like writing them like legitimate prescriptions. like serious. That's so funny.

But he was a gynecologists, right? That was like his thing? No. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Dude, no, you don't know this full story. So, I think this has happened more than once with different people. I didn't know he was a guy in a college. So Dr. Love was his, Dr. Malachi Love, I think is.

Yeah, that's what his name. So he had a, um, a roadside motel and he was literally giving, he was like a child that was giving grown women vaginal exams. He's like, I don't know if you have cancer, but. that your pussy's tight as fuck. I didn't know. Oh, damn. I didn't know he's a guy.

I thought he was just like a cancer dog. No, you think he's a perverting. He's going to be like, yeah, I'm curious. Yeah, because he was scamming.

The reason he got in trouble, though, was because he scammed like old people, too. You know, he had a wide range of who you wanted to finger. Imagine being a gynaecologist looking at like 90-year-old pussy.

That's, yeah, that's, now, granted, I know they don't get into the game for like, just to look at cunt all day, but like,

to look at it like old fucking, and just fucking... Dude, it has to be, bro. I don't understand people that are like, I love my job, and your job is looking at dude's balls. Like, I don't, like, there, I guarantee there's a giant percentage

of gynecologists that are either lesbian or doing it for that purpose, or closeted gay men who just look at weans all day, or butts. Like, that has to be... I don't think gynaecologists look at penises. No, I'm saying if you're a...

Or just gay men that are doctors. That don't care. That just don't... I knew a dude who was a fucking guy. That'd be a funny thing to be getting you're getting your prostate checked and just middle of like, you're not gay, are you? Just like, wow, it's happening.

Or you just talk just your regular doctor? You're like, I think you're closeted gay. I am gay. I'm due the diagnosis on you now. I am a gay doctor. It's turned to like a 12th. Sue him for malpractice. I'm just your doctor.

I can see an Italian guy doing that. I didn't know this was some pickle-smootian doctor coming to me. Where do you get his fucking education, NYU? It's actually a good school. What do you go to fucking fairy school, huh? I bet you went to some liberal college. Yeah.

Yeah, it's every year. I learned how to be a doctor. It doesn't matter. It's also funny, too, because I went to Florida State. It's like every education is a liberal education. Like, it's like I went to Florida State University. And it still was like every teacher was liberal. You know what I mean?

Yeah. Is there like a Republican, like, college? It has to be. It has to be. I would guess... BYU, maybe. What's that? BYU, the Mormon one.

Brigham Young University. Bring him in Young. Yeah, probably like a Christian... There's like, there's Christian colleges. Probably something like that would be more conservative. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I don't know. In like Mississippi and like those just like...

But you say that, but a lot of those like Florida State University's in Tallahassee, which is the most redneck part of Florida. Because it's like basically South Georgia. Yeah, but at least there is also a lot of, like, at least in voting standards, like, there's a lot of... No, Florida's a swing state, yeah, yeah. I mean, not anymore, because now all the New York people that were conservative kind of moved there, so... Yeah. Yeah, my dad lives in Florida now. He lives in, like, outside of Tampa.

What's his address? That's how he's fucking address. Come on. He's always complaining about, he's like, talking... He always talks to me about, like, Trump and stuff. He's like, you see the craziest stuff down there. These guys with, like, big Trump flags and stuff. I'm like, yeah, you're, that's where they are.

Yeah. You're in fucking Florida, stupid. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, what did you think? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that is funny. It's like, it's not, like, long, like, North Shore of Long Island anymore. It's like, you're in Florida. Of course you're going to see it. You don't see a lot of Trump shit out in Long Island?

You do. The North Shore of Long Island is the more liberal part of it. Yeah. But you definitely do. There's a guy in my hometown, who's actually the ex-chief of police who drives around in, like, a Jeep, with two Confederate flags on the back. Fucking retod. That, that is funny.

the northern southern southern bride in New York. It's just it's just racist just racist just fucking go there you don't even

need a passport you can just go yeah totally they will like you there it's so expensive to live on Long Island whenever you see someone

from the north who has like a republic like the Confederate flag they just retarded yeah you see that in fucking upstate

New York bro I've seen it in massive they think they are in the Confederacy and it's like you guys

realize they lost the war right Like, that's, yeah, like, of course. But if you're in the South, you're like, all right, I get that this is like a pretty big deal for them down here. Yeah, because a lot of people in the South, like, they're told, which I don't necessarily agree, but they're told it means something different. So, like, it is a different understanding. Like, when I was a kid, I was taught that it meant Southern Pratt.

I was told it does not be racist. So if you're taught that, you were like, this is what this is. Because you can look at it. You can at least make the case that you look at it in a different way, not correlated to fucking the Civil War or anything of that nature. Yeah. I still think it's just racist. It totally is. But you can, like, delude yourself.

Without a doubt. Without a doubt. But if you're in fucking New York State, it's like, there is, your education didn't even teach you that this was not a racist thing. And it's like, how many people from New York died at the hands of those people in the war? You know what I mean? That's like the crazy part of me. Rightfully so.

My brother, he thought. It is such a cool fucking flag. I know you're not supposed to say, but like, it is. It is. The Confederate flag is a swastika design-wise, just the coolest shit on the planet. By the way, Star of David also. cool as shit. That's a good one. Metrical shit. It's always simple ones like, yeah, the

the Israeli flag is awesome. It's like the S symbol. You know the S symbol where it's like that? The Superman thing? The thing that every kid draws. Yeah, it's like, yeah, yeah. That's fucking I think it's just from seeing, it's like a Superman. That's what people call it. Superman ass.

I don't, whatever, dude, shut the fuck up. Did they call it the Superman ass when you were in school? No, I didn't. Yes, that's two verse one. Anybody that got called that was fucking bullied hard. I'm holding back. The Superman ass that he has on his chest is like in like a, it looks like home plate and then it has like a fat like round S.

Doesn't have like the lines. It doesn't have like the nerdiest thing I heard Ryan say that's not the Superman flag. No, because the Superman S, like you're thinking like Superman doesn't wear that on it. Keeps it up by way you're out of frame. Superman doesn't wear that thing you're talking about on his

chest. He wears like a rounded S. It means hope where he comes from. I saw the movie. You're right. It's, it is a different S. Yeah. Anyways. It has no relation to Superman. fucking the Catholic Confederate flag like I've always been like

when I see people waving it around I'm like you shouldn't be doing that come on dude yeah yeah but also when I see it there's a part of me that's like like from like Linnard Skinnered and Ziz's just watching them rock out with that flag baronazard stuff like yeah I see that fly in Vice City

there's a part of me it's like fuck hell yeah dude it's fucking rock and roll evil can evil like it looks fucking cool as shit yeah but that's why then you go to like the fucking capital in South Carolina where people are like protesting with that flag and you're like... Well, it's still on the state flag.

And is it South Carolina? The state flag? I think they took it off. That's what they're upset about. Yeah, yeah. But people also do that with the American flag. I know there are two different things, obviously. But, and I also think the thing with it, I was like, if you just give a shit about it flag, it's too much, like, come on, dude. Oh, for sure. Yeah. Either way, it's fucking lame. Yeah. I think the thing that looks cool about it, it looks like it looks like it's saying ex-America. So it actually

doesn't look patriot. It looks like we're like, we're like, we're like, fuck America in a cool way. You know what I mean? looks like, because that's what, but that also like is really complicated. That's not the initial, that's like the flag of the Army of Northern Virginia. It's like a really, the original Confederate flag looks like way different than it. It's like a whole... If you could design the American flag,

what would you do it? How would you make it? Just a Confederate flag. With swastikas all over. Yeah, it looks fucking good. Yeah, be the American flag, but instead of stars it would just be 50 swast. You know, you're seeing out with a swastika shirt, but it's a swastika crossed out. That still looks cool because you're like, because I'm like... It's just like really hard angles.

Yeah, yeah. The hard, sharp angles look cool. Sometimes you see, if you see, like, a video about, like, white supremacists or something at a rally, they'll have Confederate flags that have swastikas in the corner and stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And those just look like, whoa. Yeah, that's a lot. Crazy.

Yeah, yeah. That is, that is the funniest, like, that crossover between, like. And they'll try to fit in, like, the don't tread on me snake. And you're like, this is just so, like, busy. Yeah, you got a lot going on. Yeah. It is so funny, too, because you get this t-shirt made at fucking Coney Island. You know what I mean?

It's, like, chill up. You know, if I could design, I would make it like a Jolly Roger with a fucking skull. Oh, that would be fucking sick. You see those. Every time I've been in Florida, you see like the pirate theme stuff. Well, Tampa, yeah. Yeah, yeah. You see a lot of like Jolly Roger flags.

Yeah. Well, those were all, they also raped pirates. So. You know, you know what a skull and crossbones on a flag is? Oh, that's called Jolly Rogers? Yeah, like a pirate flag. Okay, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, it's Jolly Roger. Yeah, that would be cool. Jolly Rogers. Oh, damn. God damn it. You'd be so fucking cool. It's Jolly Rogers in the middle of a Confederate flag.

I know, I know it's bad, but it would look so cool with like flames coming out or something. God damn it. Why that would be cool, yeah. Fucking, yeah, people need to reclaim. I don't know if you know what a liberal flag is,

like the rainbow flag. There is no liberal flag. No, I know, but I'm saying like examples of that. So I guess like the pride flag. Yeah, that counts. The trans one. What's that?

It's like blue and, uh, pink or something. Oh, okay. Yeah, it looks the same. It kind of was, I did see some comics wearing shirts as a Confederate flag, and then it says like, uh, gay rights or something. It's like one of those funny, like, where you take that and kind of like mixed around. Yeah. You know what else is kind of

cool? The sickle and hammer looks cool. Oh, yes. Yes. Oh, yeah. Dude, that fucking, there's a, there's vodka that's just called sickle and hammer. It's Russian vodka. It's in the giant, like, like, it looks cold when you see it. It's like, this like, Matt

silverish gray with a bright red cap on it and just has all it has on it is the sickling hammer it just says fucking distilled in russia and i remember looking at that bottle every day at work and be like that bottle fucking rules dude sick yeah that's a great logo you know one thing i will think is cool so the florida flag kind of has similar it didn't come for the confederate flag came from the spanish like territory flag which does look similar because it's an x but then it's like it's like an ex and then it has like a native american woman like fishing or so i don't know exactly what it is. But it is kind of, I think that's a cooler state flag, because it does have the X like that,

but it doesn't come from the petter flag. It comes from like the Spanish, whatever. Which is also not a positive thing going on, but... You will see, like, really fringe left groups that think they're like Marxists or something. They'll use the sickle and hammer, that's their symbol. Which is like, you're still like

Stalin was a horrible person. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's like... It's very similar to just wearing a swastika. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know? Just like he fucking killed so many people. 50 million people died in world, 50 million people in Russia died during World War II. Well, they would just

fucking kill their soldiers. They would just throw them into like the war situations. Civilians though, starving to, like the amount of people. How many people died in like, what are they? Leningrad, Stalingrad? The Gulogs. What are they? What were like the prison camps that Stalin? Yeah, the gulags. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the thing I never understood. People just freeze to death in like Siberia and shit. You know what I mean? It's like.

Those were like, yeah, Russian prison camps were just in Siberia. Yeah. People would just die. It's nothing good. That country is so fucking bad. In every level, it sucks to live there. I'm sure there's awesome parts, though. Definitely. It's huge.

It's huge. There's beautiful. There is beautiful pots. What if it's all been propaganda to us? Like, since the Cold War, but Russia's like cool as tough. Well, don't think there absolutely has been propaganda towards, absolutely. It does make look like Russia. Yeah.

Bro, this beautiful. Some of the most beautiful parts of the world are in Russia. legitimately. Because look at the land. The size... It's too fucking big. It's huge. Gladdenianian is really like a zany, fun guy. And we're just getting like a weird edited version of me. He's like, Vladimir, hello, how's it going?

Well, bro, that is happening. He's basically Jimmy Fallon, but they're editing it in a way that looks really... He's like, America is the worst country ever, but really is like, we're going to have a segment with dogs today. I've said that, dude, I've always said that, like, with Bin Laden. I'm like, how do we know... I don't speak Arabic. I have no idea.

All these videos, I don't... All these videos, I don't believe a single one with like a Ford guy. I did though. I did though. I used to always say that. And then one of my friends who speaks Arabic was like, he says it's a bad shit. Yeah.

We put it been, we put it been Laden thing on for like five minutes and like literally like 30 seconds in he's like, dude. All he's doing is screaming about Jews and George Bush, bro. Like this guy is fucking nut. Like he's just like, it's so funny that mirrors Kanye now. But about Russia.

George Bush doesn't like black people fuck the Jews. But about like Russia right now. It's like, yeah, obviously like. you know what I mean? Like, of course, like terrible things are going on over there. The whole world knows about it and stuff. But it's like, there's definitely things that happen with countries that oppose the United States

and vice versa as well, where people think Americans are so bad and all that shit that are lied to. Apparently, it's a more recent thing. I was talking to somebody. People actually really liked America until, like, Trump, and that's when things kind of people are left out. Yeah, but think about how much easier the information is. Like, you couldn't just get, like, crazy information like you do now.

Like, if something happens, like the Ukraine thing, It's like that developed in front of the entire world on the internet, really. You know what I mean? It was like, the Ukraine thing, it was like, I feel like a lot of the, a major part of at least the United States was following the Ukraine thing on Twitter and Instagram.

Yeah, yeah. If something happens, if a hospital got fucking bombed, like literally a minute later, less than a minute later, tweets are just coming in in the droves about what happened in Ukraine and things like that.

Crimea was similar, you know what I mean? Crimea, whatever you call it, like all that shit. shit, you know what I mean? I always think it's funny, too, because I always, I remember watching the, Don Lemon's still on, right? I think so, yeah. He has a new show.

He is awful the other night. Sexual assault allegations is one of the weirdest, but also kind of, I don't even know what they are. So it's that he like, I don't know if this is accurate, but I think he, I think he, podcast is going to get removed. I have this. Oh, by the way, last week, I said that Mike Busey was Gary Bucy's brother. Mike Bucy runs the sausage castle in Florida.

it's like the, it's the, I was corrected on it. Apparently, it's his nephew. So, sorry. Oh, they're still related. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I think Gary Busy doesn't claim him, but he's like, nah, I'm related to you. Go about Don Lemon? I think the story is funny.

Like, he went under his balls and, like, tickled his balls and then put it under some guy's nose and was like, you like that bitch or something like that. If someone did that to me, I would punch them in the fucking face. Oh, no, no, for sure. It's a disgusting thing to do, but it's such a specific, yeah, yeah, weird thing. It's like the Harvey Weinstein where he's like, jerking off into like phicus plants or something like that wasn't that a thing? Yeah, but also he was

a rapist. No, no, for sure. Look, I don't think it's funny, but I think it is funny. Like, it's not funny to rape it, but the outside loop. It is funny how like the alley, to forget like a Republican person on a Me Too thing, they have to like rape and beat the shit

out of someone. But for like liberal people, it's like like Al Franken Senator, what he was a senator. Oh yeah. His thing was he just went, he talked took a picture where he was holding his hands over a lady's breasts, just like as a joke, like, ha, ha, ha. And they showed that picture, and he resigned.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's what, that's what, that's what, that's what the left created on their own end, though, by saying. I know, but like, that's, like, I mean, yeah, I'm sure, I'm sure you go to, like, Fox News. If you really heard the stories with, everyone there is probably fucking done the ball sniff trick. Oh, yeah, yeah.

But they didn't get, they didn't get fucking, uh, what's his name? Bill O'Reilly, they didn't get him off of Fox News until, like, a bunch of women accused him of, like, they're like, yeah, he, like forced himself on me and stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He was also like, I don't know, he's one of annoying guys. He's one of those, like... He's the worst. He's the worst. He's one of those, like...

The most annoying... I think the most annoying kind of person in the world. Don't say Tucker. Is, like, a Republican dork guy. Oh, for sure. The guys that are, like, just... Like, they're so into laws and stuff. They want you to be smoking cannabis, like, a loser, and you're like, dude, you're a fucking loser. You get a fucking bow tie on.

Like debate team Republicans. It's like the worst guy. You know who are the best Republicans? Kid Rock. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Absolutely. Kid Rock rules, dude. It's like, I would hope if Kid Rock and Ben Shapiro in the same room,

Kid Rock will beat the shit of Ben Shapiro. Yeah, of course he would, dude. But that's a problem. It's like, bro, it's like... Technically, kid rock is not music. It's for degenerates. Yeah, it's all the same shit, dude. It's like, dude, there's no difference with...

Technically, he's not a kid. He knows. Nor is it rock. It's a mix of country. music and heavy metal. Those fucking, like you're saying, though, like those nerdy Republicans who just don't shut the fuck up about that and then like these purple-haired lesbians alike, they're the same people, you know what I mean?

So my thing is this, I have a lot of respect. I've always said this. If you look like you've actually lived a wildlife and your liberal, I kind of respect them. The worst of the people that I'm like, I know you were in youth group in high school and then you got to college and then you became, that's like the annoying level because it's like, oh, you're kind of just joining whatever group kind of accepts you in an annoying way that you're like. you're not really like thinking for yourself.

You were just in high school, your parents, you know what I mean? You haven't really experienced life. So you kind of just rolled with the crowd. Yeah, but those folks, like, it's annoying and stuff. But the easiest way to deal with those people is just, like, they're talking about their identity so much that you can just be like, I accept you.

Yeah, yeah. So what else do you have to say? Yeah, yeah. I'll accept whatever you are personally, it's like, I'm on board with it. I support it, but like, we're talking about, like, who is the president. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like, I don't care about who you, I, identify as personally. It doesn't mean anything.

Right. You know, like debate team Republican guys, they just, they just want to get under your skin. I identify as the president now. Yeah, but on the count... That's such a douchy, like, that's like a Facebook post, like a Republican uncle would be like, I identify as the president.

Oh, definitely. But on the, on the counter to that, though, it's like the thing you get with liberals where it's like, and you get it with, you get it with, um, the right too, where it's like, if you just don't agree with me, you're automatically wrong. You know what I mean? But that's on it's on every

It is, but I do feel like to, sorry, I hate to, I don't normally get this, but I talk politics. Midterms are coming up, right? I'm not doing. I'm not. I'm not going to. Hell yeah. Never voted before, never was. I want to vote.

I want to vote, but I don't, I think I'm still registered at my old house in Brooklyn and it's like, there's no way I'm going 45 minutes on the train. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I want to, like, write in like some wild shit. I was going to write in Kanye for the presidential election. Now I'm like, nah. I did it. I did it last time.

I voted for Kanye last time. time. Yeah. I voted, I didn't vote for him as president, though. I voted for Kanye as a comptroller. I did. I did. I did. Like, bro, I wrote in like 15 people on like all those ones underneath the president. And I wrote in Kanye and then what's Joe Biden's kid's name? Hunter. Yeah, I voted for both them and I posted it on Instagram. Bro, I was getting people out of the woodwork message to me like, you fucking piece of shit. I can't believe you fucking vote like out of the woodwork. That's why I said today. I was like, I want to do the same thing where I just get a vote as ballot and just write in insanity, but I was thinking

I'm like, I kind of just want to get a vote in ballot. Do post the video? You pissing on it. That would just fucking, people be so bad. I want to get a thing where I vote, I vote just for Donald Trump like 20 times. Like in every even in things he's not running for and then post it online and see

what will happen. Oh, people get so bad. But there's nothing more fun than fucking I, oh, it's the best. It's sad that I have that in me, but I love trolling so much. Like I showed, for things like that, it's great. You know, I will say about the like the Kanye thing, which is like for trolling, this is like

a gold mine. It's like when you read all the comments, but people arguing in different posts about this, it's like, this current race debate in America is like between Jewish people and black people. Yeah. It's just like fucking unpresident. As like a white guy,

I'm like, I'm fucking on the sidelines for this. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's fucking awesome. Yeah. This guy like, hey, I'm not it's so nice. I'm not. I'm not I was talking to him the other day. It's like, I feel like a retired athlete. And they're like putting the camera on me in the stands. They're like, come on, do you get a play?

I'm like, yeah, I'm a spectator. I felt a little bit like that when there was the, yeah, I'm not going to get into that. But no, yeah, it is, it is hilarious. Just sitting courtside, like, looking good and, like, you're, like post-retirement. Like, everyone knows you there. Like, everyone on both teams knows you sit in there courtside. The referees are saying what's up Before the game

It's like the end of What is it? The teams are just kicking The shit out of each other It's like the end of infinity war Where he's like What are you going to do now? He's like

You know what? I don't think I'll do anything at all Like the old captain America Yeah yeah It's also I've been learning so much About anti-Semitism Absolutely From what's going on now

It's also a wild The term is They need to change that term Because it makes no sense Because the semi Little Arabic people are semi So like If an Arabic guy says

I hate Jews It's like well it's like, that's not anti-Semitic, because he's, it's a weird thing. Yeah, I don't know. Like, by definition, Arabic people are. Yeah, no, you're probably right.

Yeah, Asian people are also like so. That's a weird, it's a weird. Fix the fucking term. But, um, buy one, buy one, get five free, dude. Yeah.

I like it's like, it's literally like, it's like racism for like, like, like, Final Fantasy people or like, Lord of the Rings people. It's not just like, I miss the old, like they're moving in next door.

Exactly. Like, you hate, If people that hate, like, in any race, fucking, if you hate black people, it's like, from some generalization that's, like, rooted in just some incorrect. Ignorance. And, like, you met one black guy who made funny your shoes. And they're like, they all make fun of my shoes. Yeah.

But if you're like, why do you, like, asking an antisemitic person, I was trying to do a joke about this guy. Like, why do you hate shoes? You're like, they're all goblins. Yeah, yeah. They're ghouls with wings. It is true, bro. Yeah, it is a deeper thing. Well, the clan people, they think that the Jews.

Jews are running the blacks to, they think the Jews are like this higher thing that's like controlling this. It's like, I think they were really controlling stuff. I don't think they would have been killed in that high of numbers. I think they would have been a little, they would have gotten more shit done if they were running things. But also like, did you, I showed you that troll. I thought it was so funny, but nobody got it. The guy, he posted a picture of like, it was like Auschwitz and it was like the kids in Auschwitz. And it was like, uh, it was like, uh, it was.

like quoting Kanye like, oh, they run everything. It's like it starts with the quotes and then it leads to this with Kanye West. And I commented like, is this picture from the Donda Academy? Which is like Kanye's school where he's running things. And I'm so bad because I took off comments. I so badly wanted to comment like, yo, these outfits are fucking lame as shit. That's fun trolling because if that guy thinks I'm like it's like you have to. Yes.

It's like, does he really think this is the Kanye West's academy? And he thinks I'm mad about them dressing and striped outfits? That's a funny. shit whenever you show me one of your trolling things. Because I played so stupid. Played so stupid. Like, how do any of these people buy into this? It's like you're saying the

dumbest shit I've ever read. People are arguing like, well, actually, if you go back into the, they shut the fuck up. Shut you fucking up. Yeah, that was like I had this joke about me fucking like, um, when I was a kid I put my dick in like a sock puppet book. It was like a book that had a little worm sock puppet and I fucked it. And this woman

commented on it. She's like, that's disgusting that you ejaculated into like a children's book, whatever, like, really offended by it. I remember that one. And I was like, I didn't come inside the sock. I pulled that and came on the back because I'm a gentleman or something like that. Like that should's so funny

to me because I'm like, you're insane. But it makes sense though. It's funny if someone asked you like some frat dudes like what's like your body count? Yeah. Just throw a number and you're like, well, the first two were like if it was a sock book. It makes sense though that people

do believe that though because it takes a crazy person to just enter that atmosphere. Fierre. You know what I mean? It's just something I posted on real. It's just totally random. And it's also hilarious, too,

because, like, the, I've decided this, the woman with a baby in her profile picture is the equivalency to the guy with sunglasses in his truck taking a selfie. It's like those two Facebook entities

are like their counterparts. It's like, yeah, yeah. You should just fucking, like, I mean, you're trying to be PC on Instagram, I guess.

Yeah, just for the, it's, just for the love of the game. I know why you're doing it. But if you just like made, like thread posts where you just show your interaction with these people. You're fantastic at it. So fucking fun. You're so good.

I have pictures of them. Yeah, there are good ones. You're fantastic at it. My favorite was still the, what I pretended to be a sales rep for the bicycle helmet company. That was like all-time classic. One of the funniest things I've said. That was great. It's just it's so much goddamn fun.

Then there was the one where the woman was like, it was like an abortion page and like this woman was talking about like this guy, it was like a article where like a guy kicked a woman like 12 times in like the stomach to like get rid of like the baby and then I was just like asking if the guy like for the guy's contact information I was like I have an issue I'm dealing with you guys possibly like is there any further information on this guy who's doing this to women and then I was like that rules I had some I totally forgot the joke it was some joke about like look this baby's

been kicking my girlfriend's stomach for weeks if this guy just kicks it one time that's not as bad as this infant kicking it that rules it's a it's a it's a jolly old time But yeah, the worst of the wittiness ones that people that are like, kind of little technically. Oh, dude, I downloaded Twitter, right? Like a couple of years. You think someone's going to see your fucking comments and be like, oh, this guy's cool? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I downloaded Twitter, like, at the beginning of the NFL season just because it's fast to, like, track what's going on around the league.

And, like, of course, inevitably, I ended up falling down, like, the political spiral of Twitter. And the things that are said on, like, Twitter is legitimately, I think the craziest place, that's like ever existed in humanity. Oh, it's mentally ill. I don't think it is even, like, close. Yeah, I can't even fucking do it. It is crazy. And then it's just, I get so much porn

that just pops in my Twitter feed randomly. It'll be like a serious political thing and then, like, just somebody just sucking a dick. Did TJ ever tell you what he found on Twitter? No. When there was, like, the A-Train killer running around, he was, like, trying to find, like, information,

like, updates, like, real-time updates on the A-Train killer, because they thought they caught him. And so he went on Twitter and he typed in A-Train and it was all just gay porn. Look at these guys running A-Train. A-Train is awesome.

I was like the term running around because I picture the guy with like, you know those like old-fashioned masks that are like the U-Tai like the almost like a Zorro mask? He's just running in like stab. Stab just like running it.

No, that was the crazy pot about the A-Train killer. He was on camera the entire time. It was like a, fat black dude just murdering people with a machete and he still managed last three days without leaving a train station.

Like that's the craziest pot about that. Yeah. Yeah, that is wild. What did him being black have to do with it, Ryan? I don't know. He probably wasn't even black now that I look back at it.

Oh, so it's just like the insult to me earlier. He's like, actually, Narded people are smart. Pull me another drink and we'll really get into this. You know what I mean? I don't fucking know. Well, the fact he wasn't caught because the police do... Well, just the fact he never left the train and they were still charging people to ride the train.

That, to me, I was like, this is insane. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was like that when that lunatic shot up the fucking... I got a ghost in here, don't want to mind it. That was weird. That was weird. Was that on camera? Yeah, it was.

Is that because of vibrated underneath? No, so I have... If there's water... That is weird. Yeah, it's still moving. Because it's wet. Yeah, I know, but why is it moving? I think I'm going to go to my apartment.

This place is fucked. He didn't like the racist thing. He said he's gonna, it's gonna pour this. Yeah. You know, this is a fucking serial killer in Long Island. They had never caught. Killed like 15 people or something. You told me about this and I heard someone

talk about this like on a podcast or something recently. Because I think that this is, I think they're like about to catch him. Oh really? It's fucking crazy. Yeah. This is like every few months I'll go down

a rabbit hole of like research in this thing. Was it called the Gilbo killer or something? Gilgo Beach killer or the Long Island serial killer. Don't they say the IQ's like very high apparently? yeah a lot of they're like psychopaths a lot of them so like they're psychopaths are there any like unintelligent psychopaths i don't think so i think that's like a one of the symptoms of it is like your intelligence is like you think if you had a low IQ they just wouldn't they'd be like a narcissist or something okay i don't i don't know exactly i'm not yeah but this apparently who they think this guy is it's fucking nuts they think he is

the ex-chief of the Suffolk County Police, which is Suffolk County is like half of Long Island. And they think, and because, like, they have so much evidence against this guy. And the corruption in that police department, it runs so deep. They think it was just covered up for like 30 years. Dang. Fucking crazy.

Yeah, yeah. But he ended up not, it was like, he went to jail for something else. Like, he was fired from being the chief of police because he was racist? He was. So he arrested this homeless guy because the homeless guy, what year is this he gets arrested?

2015 or 16. So relatively. Relatively recently. And so the homeless guy just like somehow opened to the trunk of this guy's car, like not his police car, just his car. And he found all like a bag of like sex toys and like snuff films. Stuff films are people getting murdered, right? It's like people dying on video.

He found all this stuff. And so the cop arrested him, brought him to the local jail and just beat the shit of him like in the jail and then the police tried to cover it up he did this while he was off duty he arrested him

and he also put a bunch of dildos in my car this is something up a homo homeless guy what's up with this guy he put videotapes of a different guy fucking my wife that's awesome yeah fucking that's I'm sorry like serial killer obviously

so he got arrested hold on he got a cop with like dildos and like butt pull it's so funny the fucking chief yeah yeah yeah he so he got arrested for what beating up the homeless guy got arrested for he arrested him and he just had him I think he was like saying he was questioning him

but he didn't ask me a question he just fucking kicked the shit yeah yeah and then like he had a friend like his judge who was like trying him was his friend and his judge tried to like just throw the case out and then that judge got like removed or like yeah fired from being a judge or something then what someone real came in and fucking took care

business? I think so, yeah. They sent the guy to prison for like four years or three years. Which is I'm crazy. You almost kidding. Is he still in jail? Is this guy still in? Chief of police. Is this guy still in jail? I don't think so. I think he's out of jail now. But they're like, they're pretty sure he's the guy they just can't get him.

They're fucking nuts. Yeah, that's wild. And he would have, he would have got away with it if it wasn't for you meddling podcast. Yeah, I wonder how many serial killer podcasters like land on actual truths about this stuff. Kirk, Minahan. Kirk Manahan, who was a sports, he was like

W.E.E.I. in Boston. He works for Boston. He works for Boston Sports now. He put a podcast out last summer about this girl who got murdered in Brockton, Massachusetts, in the 1990s. And this thing went like pretty viral, especially around like New England and stuff. And they just arrested a guy.

This murder happened, I think, in 1994, in 1995. They just arrested a guy for this like a month ago. Because of a podcast, he put out on Boston Sports and it got super popular, brought eyes to it. it and obviously the police reopened it and fucking got the, they literally

have DNA evidence. That's so funny when Barstall Sports is a better investigator. Well, Kirk Minahan's a guy where it's like, he's a very like, Kurt Minhan got fired from W.E.I. for like behavioral issues for fighting with people on the air and stuff. Like, he's like a... Isn't that fucking crazy when like the police will like reopen a case just

because people are like interested in it? Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. Well, think about how much... Yeah, no, it makes sense, though. It's also so funny. It makes sense, though. Because this makes me... W-EEI, not W-E-E-E-EI, not W-W. I was like, because Vince is mad

I said the word on live television. It's like WFAN, pretty much. It's like a big, I'm saying like radio station in Boston. You'd think like for a crime that violent and crazy, they would just be investigating. Yeah, but a lot of people don't give a fuck. It's like, I don't know, I didn't listen to the podcast. I only read about it, but it's like, I don't know if this girl had a family.

I mean, bro, people kill home, people kill people all the time. If they don't have family and make noise and shit. Yeah, no one gives a fuck. That's who's long ounce zero killer killed mostly. Because, especially if there's a police officer, they know they kill someone, Same with Jeffrey Dahman. No one gave a fuck about the people

Jeffrey Dahmer was killing. Because they were gay, right? And they were, yeah, they were all like outcasts and shit. You kill like a socialite and like the prom queen and shit. It makes noise. Yeah. Like, for example. That's a high IQ move.

Yeah. I'm going to kill a whore. Yes. Well, there was that one. What was the one? There was that, the worst was that guy who killed a, he killed like that little girl. There was like a pageant queen. John B'nai Ramsey?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But they never figured out who did it. No. I don't know why I'm. turn him up with Chris Benoit. Everyone thinks... A little girl was murdered in a guy who murdered his family.

I don't know why. But Chris Benoit also... Just sounds like a French Canadian crime. Gene Claude Van Dan, that gets mixed in there too with me. Chris Benoit killed his entire family,

but put the dogs in the backyard with food to last for like three days. Didn't kill the dogs. That's wild. Why do he kill his family again? Just crazy CT. When they did an autopsy on him,

he had like his testosterone levels will like that of... You would find in like a bull. Like he had testosterone. Maybe it's not so bad that we're all turning into a bunch of fucking

pussies. Maybe it's a good thing that we're all like. Well, I mean, C.T. Being low T? Not so bad.

Yeah, but that was, bro, that was what, 2006, 2007? Like, now people get,

like, that wasn't like professionals. I mean, it was professional steroids, but steroids in the 2000s. I mean,

people went mental. Oh, yeah. That's why baseball was so good. He was like, you watch the Red Sox, like, dude, there's going to be a fight

tonight because everyone's on step. That was a great pot of baseball. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, it's like, oh, you got a good old bench clear and broad. You got a problem with me. I'm going to throw a hundred mile an hour fastball in your ribs, praying that you leave the boss to charge the mouth. And there's 15 guys in the dugout just being like,

let's fucking do this, dude. You know what I mean? That's when baseball was great, dude. When was the last, like, big one of those? They happen. They happen a few times. They don't happen as much as they used to, but they still happen every season.

There's a few of them. I remember one of my friends in high school somebody literally just like after a play just grabbed the dude by his face mask and just like ripped him to the ground and he had like a seizure. Oh bro, yeah. But it was like not even like it was like after that

it was not like involved at all. You just like yeah, I'm just gonna throw away my whole football career and just like attack this guy. Lucky you could break someone's neck doing this. Oh for sure. Yeah. Sometimes you hear about like people getting in fights

or you see like a bar fight or something and it's like you don't want to be part of that violence. No way. But you see it as you kind of like, it's fucking rumble, Tumble crazy guys going at it. And then you hear stories about like a guy got punched in the back of the head

once he just died. Just like, here's shit like that all the time. I'm like, oh, it's fucking. Oh, yeah. I challenge. I mean, it's like a low-tie guy maybe. Not a guy like me. I get punched in the head and I turn.

I swing harder. Couldn't be me. That's the worst. I did have this workout trainer growing up when I was a kid. And I remember I was doing like bench press. How old were you? Probably like 15 or 16. But the guy goes,

never back down from a fight. I was like, yeah, yeah, I get it. He goes, no, I don't think you understand. never under any circumstances back down in a fight. You remember that? You're going to be all right. And I was like,

I think that might be the worst advice. I've gotten to my whole entire life. I'm going to say something right now. To Conradat. He just saw the movie never back down. It was like, you never back down from a fight. Even like,

he's 30 years old. Same as to a teenager. Or like do jujitsu. Like Joe Rogan would back down. Fight professionally. They're like to fucking do everything you can to not fight. Yeah, yeah.

Okay. I totally agree with it. I totally, I hope I'm never in a fight or a physical altercation for the rest of my life. because I've been in enough of them and I've lost so many of them. I don't want it.

But I was at the Patriots game on Sunday and I was shit-faced and these kids were talking these kids were like really running their mouth at me directly and I was like... At a Patriots game? Yeah. I was at, well, I was in New Jersey.

They were playing the Jets in the Jets stadium. Even more surprising. Very behaves people normally in New Jersey. Really funny. And what's it called? I turned around and told these kids like pretty calmly. I was like, yeah, I was like, let's just talk about this outside.

You know what I mean? And I was like serious about it. And like, First of all, there's no duds. I would have squashed both of these kids. They were a couple nerds, and I was, I was ready to bang. You know what I mean? But, like...

Pragging about fighting a child. No, no, no. They were, like, my age, maybe a little old up. That's a good way. If you ever want to knock it in a fight and someone's trying to fight you, you just go, like, you don't want this. I all I said, all I said... Take your chips.

Get out of the casino. All I said, all I said, I was just like, let's talk about it. I was like, let's talk about it outside. And they're like, what do you mean? Let's talk about it outside. I go, what else do you mean? and the clock hits zero. We'll talk about it because I want to see the rest of the game without getting thrown out of here.

Brother, they left before the game ended. We turned around. Me and my dad, they were like more two rows behind us. We turned around like four minutes left and they were just gone. I was like, damn.

Looking back at it, I'm glad they did because I'm like, what if they fucking took me to it? I'm with my dad at a Patriots game getting into a fight. Do you think your dad would have opted in? Yeah, he probably would have prevented it, though. He would have done his best to prevent it.

I will say this if shit went down. He would one million percent have my back. Yeah, exactly. And I had a friend who is also very close. I had a couple people there that, you know what I mean? It wouldn't have got too out of hand, but it's like, you know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's good.

I, dude, you know, you know what Zach Bravia up? Yeah. Yeah. I heard that guy can beat this shit out of people. Oh, wait, no, I was thinking Zach Petrovich. Yeah, totally different. Oh, bro. He's like, like six three in a boxer.

He's a, like, yeah, he's like a legitimate fight. I would, yeah. He was showing me videos. He also just has a just crazy energy. with him. Totally. He's a fucking let. Dude, he is one of my favorite. He should show me, he gave me a ride home. Oh, it's my favorite. It's just a great picture

of him standing on the beach, smiling. It's just him fucking scheming on the West Coast. They're like, he's from a Philly dude. We're in a steel his hat, Pittsburgh. They don't want this guy there, and he's laughing like, like, muttly. He's like, listen, we watched, I watched a U.S. By the way, for people, I think he looks identical to Tony Zupranor. Not identical,

but he looks so much like Tony's the shape of Tony Spranner. He's the same guy. He's the best. And he's the same. He's just as funny too. He's the shape and presence of that. Bro, he gave me a ride home. He gave me a ride home. We watched a UFC fight a couple weeks ago.

And he gave me a ride home. And he just kept showing me videos at him knocking, like, like, professional, like fighting, just knocking people. I've seen a bunch and I was like, Jesus Christ.

I'm like, because he's the nicest. He's like the softest dude. Whenever I see him, I'm fucking, but I'm like, I see the videos. And I'm like,

he's like fucking. Yeah, dude. I, like, flatlined a motherfucker Flockus, bro. Flat line. But does Zach Braviet? I didn't know him that well at the time. And I was, I said hi to him.

I was walking by on the street. And I get what's up, man. And then it's probably like five or ten minutes later. I think we've way past each other. This homeless dude just gets in my face. And he's like, he's like, you took my fucking picture frame. Like, it's just crazy. He's like, there's a picture frame right there.

You took my fucking picture frame. And I was like, I didn't take your pair. I'm sorry. He's like, open your backpack right now. Open your fucking backpack. I'm like, I don't. He wants to rob you. I don't take your picture frame.

I'm not doing this. It's like trying to deflate it. And then he just kept like getting really close to me and like putting his hand in my chest and saying like essentially he's going to be the shit of me. And he was a little shorter than I was and like really skinny. So it's like this is only going to be bad. Yeah.

But that crack energy though. Totally. Well, if he has a knife, he's not going to think twice. But I was just like trying to deflate it. And then he just kept and I was like, I was like,

I didn't take your fucking picture frame. Just like back off. and he just kept doing it and then I don't know where Zach Braviot runs up just right behind me he's like what's going on we getting into this

with his picture frame this picture frame this picture frame bitch but I was like fucking fucking hey dude what happened just because we're comedians

and we kind of know each other he was like oh I will have your back in this altercation yeah that's a funny I was like forever now I'll be like I will have your back forever so you get into shit

so what happened he saw two guys who were larger than him telling him to stop and he was like and then he got some black snuckles and he punched Chris Red in the face that same night yeah and then he turned around and I was like hey buddy

yeah look I'm gonna frame my pictures yeah you fucking pussy that is the funniest I always do whenever something's going down on McDougal Street with somebody's trying to five years like I'm always looking around to decide what level of confidence I'm gonna have in the confrontation because there's a homeless guy he was touching me like last night

and I'm right out a cafe what is it? Regio. He's just touching you like this and you're like, don't touch me there. No, it's like Mineta Tavern.

And then there's a body... No, I was just walking by. And there was this, there was a, the bodyguard there. So I was like the most confident I've ever been because like,

this guy I've known for like two years now. I was like, how about you back the fuck up, man? You don't want to fuck with me. All this shit. I'm like, I'm just saying this because there's a security guard right behind me.

They will 100% not let a fight break out here. Oh, yeah. Because the guy, the homeless guy was like, touch me. I was like, don't touch me, bro. He goes,

I've known you for 17 years. And I was like, Brian lived in this city for 17 years. You know, when I fucking Zach had my back that time, I was thinking after that, I was like,

how much, like, being realistic, like how many just random comedians do I know that would have done that? Like, I know a lot of my friends would have been like,

are you okay? I think Dan Carney would watch my ass. I'm just kidding. There are people I can think of them. I'm like, not even because they're like a bad person. I just don't also want to be in a fight. Yeah, yeah.

But just would not have my back. Yeah, you pick, yeah, get out of here. Yeah. Yeah. We got to wrap up here. What do you guys want to promote? Yo, Ryan O'Toole podcast. Every Friday.

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day after Thanksgiving. You don't have to be so excited about it. Yeah. Me and Jake also have a project coming out maybe in the next week or so, too, that will be pretty cool. Yeah, it's a good, I'll tease it. It'll be a good thing to listen to

on your drive to work in the morning. I agree. I agree. Is it going to be the tapes of Donald Trump getting Pete on? Who was that committee that just promised that? And he's like, I got the tapes. It was Tom, not Tom Papa.

Tom, who's the other Tom? Segorah? No, it was one of this Tom... Green? No, fatter, glasses. He was in Roseanne. Tom Arnold. Yes. Oh, yeah. He literally... He's a huge lib. It wasn't even that. It was just so funny because he went out.

He went on Joe Rogan. He's like, I had... There's video evidence of Donald Trump getting peed on. I saw him... First of up, like, it's very funny. They're like, how would that take down his career? He's just getting peed on. And the other funny part too is he was like... It was like a serious vice documentary, and it's called the tapes. And he's like, the tapes, they're out there. And then it just, it never happened.

And I was like, all right. Vice. All right.