Morning Good - I Could've Went To Any College in this Country, Easily - Episode 59

Episode Date: January 9, 2022

Thanks to Ryan and Adam for coming back on the show, check them both out for more info about them and any shows they have coming up.Adam is on Instagram @adamhcomedy and Ryan @itsryanotoole. Ryan also livestreams for Amazon and reviews products that you may want or need, so check that out as well as his new podcast The Ryan O'Toole Podcast.As always, find Michael Good on Instagram @michael_good1125 and on Twitter @agoodmichaelThis podcast was produced by Paxton Fleming, you can find him on Instagram @yaboypax 

Thanks for the F-Shack. Love dirty Mike and the boys. Hey, are you dirty Mike and the boys? How you know who we are? What's this? They called the podcast? Morning good, really? I love that.

Yeah, it's me with the boner on the front. Welcome to morning. All right, we're starting now. Adam decided to eat a sandwich. Yeah, I'm fucking right. Right before starting was the best way to do it. Yeah, I know. Coming into someone.

You got paper. Patals in here, you got a plate, you got vinegar, you got oil, you got napkins, dude. I want to be respectful. I'm not going to wipe my hands on his couch. Sure. If you were actually respectful, you would brought a sandwich for Michael Good. I mean, it is his house. You won't have the sandwich? No, I don't. No, I don't. Why don't you want to have my

sandwich? What the fuck is wrong with my sandwich? It's just a horrible time out of the whole day when you're recording a podcast to eat the sandwich. I know. I think there's like probably a thousand better occasions in the day to eat a sandwich than right when I click play. Well, it's still better than the train. He ate a sandwich on

the train. That's fuck. Dude, I used to... By the way, I'm here, the Adam Hamada and Rhino tool. I, um, I used to, uh, I took classes for like, script writing at NYU and I would just load like, I have cafeteria access. So I just load like a trash bag, but like, uh, what do you call

those, like plastic bags you get, just like a plastic bag. You know what I'm talking about? We just... A lot of people don't know plastic bags, they don't exist anymore, but guys. Listeners are really stumped right now. What was he talking about? There's a guy's like plastic bag. You know when you listen to a podcast and you want to say the thing

they can't figure out? Yeah. So what happened? You'd fill it up? Yeah, I'd just fill it up and I just eat like little pieces of chicken like throughout the day. Hell yeah, dude.

It was a solid way to live. I didn't mind it at all. Damn straight, dude. One thing I would talk about was hilarious so one of my buddies who's a conspiracy theorist I told you this story. He's been talking to me about 5Gs. He's like bro,

5G's hit man. We're all going to be fucked. Oh, people still believe in that shit? Yeah, yeah. Well, I guess it hasn't been launched yet. It launches in like two weeks or something but it's supposed to launch this week. And I see my friend, he's like, dude, man, I'm going out to Montana or something like that.

He didn't say where, but he's like, I'm packing my stuff and getting away from all the cells. Is he actually going to? Is he just saying that? So what happens? He would say this to me the other day. I'm like, oh, damn, man, that's a lot. And then I see him. Oh, he's leaving to Montana.

Yeah, yeah, or at least for now, he's like, you know, I'm going to avoid it when it hits. And then I see him yesterday with a giant backpack full of clothes walking back in his apartment. He goes, false alarm, false alarm. This is such a funny thing. He's a legend, dude. Dude, he has just all of his shit in his backpack. He's like, false law, man, my bad. That's crazy.

Yeah, I don't really believe in any conspiracies, unless it's about the Jews. And I think that's... That's what I came here to talk about, honestly. I believe it like, not all of them, but I believe, like, in a little bit of all of... Like, and not like every single one. I think the Holocaust happens. No, I'll always, like... I'll be like, man, that makes sense.

But then they'll always, like, go, like, crazy with it. The truth is always in the middle. There's, like, mainstream news. And then there's, like, Alex Jones. And the truth is, like, somewhere right there. Yeah, that's the problem. Like nowadays, it's like, I was talking with someone the other day, they were talking about how they're like, oh, people who watch CNN only watch CNN, which might be true. But it's like people who listen to Joe Rogan or Fox News or fucking MSNBC, they only do the same thing too.

So it's like no one's really form in their own opinions. Whereas like, I'm not saying people, I think most people already have their mind made up anyways. But it's like no one reads different things and news because it's like the other people are like writing off the other source. anyway. Yeah, yeah, no matter what. But I think most people don't get their information from like a single source. You know, nobody's just watching CNN or...

I think they kind of are, though, because like if you... I think this, whatever narrative is on CNN... At least the people that talk about it. Yeah, yeah. I think they're like a vocal minority is what I'm trying to say. Yeah, yeah, yeah, definitely that. There's like three people that care and they're just really loud. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Definitely. But I think there are a lot of people that listen to just say one part. Like, I mean, I don't pay too much attention to news, but like, sports I do. And it's like I make sure to listen to much different voices in sports

to form my own. Yeah, yeah. And that's why I'm a well-informed football fan. You know what I mean? Yeah, I don't listen to any sports. I don't watch any sports. You don't watch any sports?

No, I was bad at them, so I was like a hockey guy. Really? I can see that. I don't know what that means, but... Yeah. Looks like you like hockey. Yeah. They seem like cool guys, but I don't know what the stereotype is about them.

Drinking a shit ton of beer, smoking a cigarette. Okay, I like that. Yeah, yeah, there we go. Fighting, dude. Yeah. But I was like, you look like you like curling. Curling is your thing, guys.

You know that? Were your sports guy? Did you play sports? I mean, I was... I was... Everybody who's soccer has, like, cool hair. I, when I was, like, five, but I sucked at it. Really?

Yeah, I would be at the... I was goalie. I would just, like, bite my... People would be scoring... They loved it when I was goalie. Because I suck so bad, yeah. But, no, no. I like, I watch basketball.

Yeah, did you play any? Yeah, I played... As a kid, I played... I played football for like one year in high school. I sucked. I don't even know why I did it. But I was good at like baseball. I was good at basketball.

Baseball was good in the outfield. I fucking was nasty defensively. It was kind of like Jackie Bradley Jr. Like defensively, like defensively very... It was so funny because I asked you guys about sports and then I have no idea what I got off immediately. He was like Jackie Robinson or whatever.

The fuck is that? Dude, I would love to just have somebody throw me on a sports podcast. It just watched me like try as hard as I can. I love it. I don't know what I would do. do. Like, is, like, I love comedy and I do it every day, but I don't know if I, like, when I don't have that outlet, like, the football season, it's, like, very difficult for me to find

things to do that aren't comedy related. Like, it's very easy for me now where it's like, I can, on Sunday, I mean, NFL's on four days a week now, but like Sundays, I can fucking turn my brain off for a day. And I, yeah, I feel like that's a, I mean, I enjoy it first and foremost, but I also think it's productive to me and everything else I do where it's like, I can just, dude, the other day, I ate literally, like, tomato soup and grilled cheese for 11 hours and watched football. Jesus. And I feel like that was actually good for me.

And I mean, it was. Well, you need, like, some form of escapism. You need something to, like, take you out of what you're doing. I don't think I have that. Mine is Islam. Are you religious? No, not like that. I believe in it, but I'm not like...

Not religious like that. Mind you, I live with Adam. Hamada. And a couple weeks ago, I brought home hummus, right? And I don't give a fuck where it's from. And he's screaming that the hummus is from Israel. That's just saying. Maybe you're not religious, but

But that's true. That's, you know. It's free Palestine. I'll be bringing this shit in this house. I'm like, all right. Just for being hummus? But isn't there hummus in Palestine too? No, because it's, they...

They got it from Israel. Israel invented. Yeah, so they'll export it. So it's like an Israeli good. It's not like a cultural appropriation thing, right? No, it is. It's hummus is ours, for sure. Oh, okay.

Yeah, that's not theirs. Hummus is who's ours? It's Middle East. It's Middle Eastern. I don't know which country exactly. Israel's in the Middle East. Yeah, from like 40 years ago, this. We're getting political.

Still, yeah. I don't know anything that's going on with it. You know what's crazy? Because I said this shit about the Jews up top and that was a joke, but now that we're talking about Israel, it feels real. You walk yourself into this one.

No, you walk me into it. Screaming about how, could you imagine if I brought, could you imagine me the way I sound, a white dude if I, if someone brought some food, it'll be like, yeah, this food's from fucking, this food's from fucking Sudan.

Don't bring this shit into my fucking house. Imagine how that would sounds. But that's different. Oh, yeah. It's very different. Please explain why it's different, Adam. It's apartheid, bro. I don't know.

I don't know. It's too political. But I'm gonna eat. You think I'm thinking about apartheid when I'm having pita chips and fucking hummus? I'm gonna start, like, caring about everything that's like 10 feet away from me and then just nothing else.

Not even on my... Normally, that's how I am. My mom's like, the house is on flyer in Florida. I'm like, it's not 10 feet away from me. There's no reason for me to care about it. Yeah. Listen, I'm not regularly like that, but it's just...

I'm just... Everybody has your one thing. You know, it's like you care about certain shit. Like, I'm sure with you if Tom Brady like fucking... That's your balance. That's your balance.

Yeah, came out and was like, Black Lives Matter. You back, this is fucking... This is absolutely... Matching all the protests I could. Yeah. I went to one and I brought water to the next one.

And then I was like, yeah, I think the point got across. Dude, I had so much... We were talking about this on the way. I had so much fun at those... I know you're not supposed to have fun. But, like, because I was there when, like,

the rioting and the looting I didn't loot or anything. You had a good time smashing windows of a foot locker and grab it in a new sweatshirt. You know, that's crazy. I did. There was like, because I walked by like a foot locker that had just been looted and there was like clothes all over the floors.

I remember I just picked some stuff up and I put in my bed. But I got paranoid. You didn't really do it because like they weren't going to put that clothes covered in glass back in the foot locker. Yeah. What makes you think they wouldn't do that? Free for the taken. They had a fucking six-year-old kid who gets paid $11 a day,

bring that fucking clothes into the country. What makes you, they would absolutely. Yeah, they're just covered in glass. Absolutely. Yeah, they just fucking steam it out. Yeah. Absolutely. You know?

Yeah, I remember, I didn't know what to do because I went with my white friend and we just didn't know, like, like, we had black friends, but we weren't going to ask our black friends, like, hey, because none of my black friends in Florida went to the protests. I think maybe like one did, but like the most part they were like, you know, whatever. I'm sure they care about that. I'm not just immediately trying to throw the boat to the bus. But when a white friend went, it was so weird. We were like, do we bring snack?

We didn't know what to bring. I'm like, it's going to look weird if I'm being like a lunchable in the middle of this like things. You know what I mean? So I didn't know like anything about how to do. I kind of just like went along with the flow. That's where I think it's weird. I went with minority.

I think it's weird. I think it's weird that people thought about how they had to do. I also thought it was weird that people were putting pictures up of it on Instagram and shit like that. Yeah. I didn't do anything. I just talk about it on my podcast. Yeah. That's way different.

That's how you enact change. No, I will say I did literally nothing for the movement. I went one day and then the next day I brought water bottles. Because like, my reason for going. I was like, I don't know. I just want to show people.

that like people care. You know what I don't want to be like, I care specifically, but like strength in numbers. People are like, oh look, people actually. But there's,

there's power in that, you know what I mean? I guess so. I went with Leo and Lawrence. They got arrested in an hour. Like, like within an hour. Leo got arrested?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. We pulled up. It was like, because the protest was like peaceful up until like Times Square. And then Leo showed up.

Stabby guy. No, no, it was like, because, but then there was like mad police like in shit at Times Square and they had like fucking

military for like it was, it seemed like something like a fucking movie. Like, they had the shit blocked off. And that's when people started rioting. I remember, like, Lawrence jumped on top of a cop car and then got an last day. He talked about it on there. Yeah.

I forgot what I probably shouldn't. Yeah. That's not a lot of it. That's no need to. No, look. But Lawrence talks about it so proudly. Yeah. I'm like, you know, I think it's fine.

I think he shared it on his Instagram. Like, yo, look at a bit. Yeah, he's like, look at arrested. It was like NBC News. It was like the case. It was hilarious. All the comments were just like mad, like far right people. They were hilarious.

They were hilarious. And this piece of shit got what he deserved. That was fucking hilarious, too. It's funny when you know that person. Yeah, yeah. It was hilarious because I know it. Because the video was like, they literally pulled him off the guy. And he's like, he was like, he was like, he was like, he's like, he didn't feel anything.

He was like, fine. He's like, didn't even get me. He's like, you could literally see him getting punched in the face. He's like, yeah, they missed every punch. He's like, yeah. Yeah, I think it was like the first day I went and then the second day I brought water and the third day I did open. What does that mean? You brought water?

Were you handing it out to people? Yeah, I was like, I don't know, people would be here all day. Oh, Florida. You did it in Florida. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Which I don't know, I'm sure there's racist stuff in Florida, but I was like, I don't know. We didn't have any. It was somebody, because I saw like, I remember.

Trayvon Mott. He was in Florida, right? Yeah, yeah. But it wasn't like my county. That's why the one thing I thought was funny, though, because I went to in Florida, and then I saw like a white chick yelling at a black cop, like, how do you live with yourself? And at that moment, I'm like...

People are morons. Yeah. I'm like, I don't know. People are fucking idiots. There's morons on every side of every argument And the history of arguments You know what I mean? And they make the whole

The side look so shitty Because they're like Oh yeah, yeah, yeah It's like oh, you're making the guy That hate you at that side Hate you way more Movements start out I think like well-intentioned and shit

But it's just like... Not all them For the most But like I'm just like A lot do But it's like They are well-intentioned But people kind of corrupting

Yeah, exactly Especially that's the example I was gonna use Well I bet you day one I don't know anything about history But you day one of Nazis Are like we have to clean his streets And people are like yeah I'm sure there's like one point that like started making sense and then and then it just adds on and then it becomes something else always.

Yeah, yeah, absolutely. I'm sure it was week three they mentioned the Jews. I'm sure right after bat they weren't like, we have to catch our own residuals. I'm sure they were like, that's actually like, I know you're being facetious, but I see how it went. Like you started off. He was like because Germany was like, like their economy and shit. And then he was like, and then they just used Jews as a scapegoat for like why. Germany was doing so shitty.

Yeah. Yeah. Just like they're treating the unvaccinated. They're fucking unvaccinated. My thing I love to see, though, is like, the conversation, I love how, I'm like, yeah, what we're talking about? Yeah. But it's one of those, it's one of those things.

It's like, uh, everything, people are like, never compare. I do get why it's crazy to compare certain things to the Holocaust. Yeah. Like, okay, this isn't the same at all. But it is funny when I saw one post that said never compare anything to the Holocaust. I'm like, well, if they, if somebody starts putting Jews in interment camps, then we'd be like, hey, guys. Yeah, what about Gangus Khan?

I'm reading a book about Gangus Khan right now, and I haven't got some. like the good shit yet, but it's like, I have read about him slaughtering 6,000 people at a single time. Yeah, you could be like, this was like, you could say things are, if they are closed. Yeah, yeah, Gengis was a horrible man. He's like, yeah, he raped so many. I think

a lot of people today are still like related to him. Yeah, related to him. Yeah, yeah, it was crazy numbers, that guy. Yeah, I don't know how many people killed. I don't know anything about him, really. I haven't got to all that shit yet, but. Well, I think so much of, like, Asian history is just, like, not known by America.

Like there's a thing like the rape of Nanking Where like Japan went into China And it was like crazy It was during World War II And there's like pictures of like babies on samurai swords But there was some weird agreement We yeah it's like really fucked up And like a bunch of women got raped

A bunch of people got murdered in the street Basically like a genocide And but apparently there was some rule we had I love me trying to explain history I'm like there was something with the people Who were Asian But there was some rule that we had with Japan In World War II where like we wouldn't talk about it

Or something like that But like now it's mentioned in history books But there's some weird things always man I was talking if you win you could yeah that's the thing I never got a war to though because Hitler was like yeah no like white white power and stuff but then Japan was like yeah we're on yours I was like don't you think at one point he'd be like all right we got to get rid of Asians if they won yeah if they won't they never got to find that out I talked to somebody about that apparently Hitler did think that like Asians were superior too so he wasn't technically

white supremacist oh shit I guess he was but you know what he's like white and Asian supremacy so Hitler says stop Asian hate that's yeah he was first to say it's first on the movement People don't mention that enough. Hitler's support of the Asian community. Well, no, because he fucking slotted Russia. Yeah, that's part of Asia, right? Yeah, but I think it's like... Yeah.

Russians are still... Asian, though. So can you look at... My phone's recording. Can you look up Hitler on Asians? I'm just gonna go on Instagram. It's just him on Joe Rogan pocket. You know, he looks somebody on.

It's just them I like Joe Rogan. He's like, yeah, I like some cool. They like, okay. Where do you want me to look up? People always think I don't like some. Itless thoughts on Asian. This is a good thing to have in my history. I just thought they were smarter, more disciplined, good doctors, you know what I mean?

He probably just had all the classics. I'm gonna go on Reddit, the source of all. Yeah, there it goes. Good information, you know what I mean? Probably had all the classics, dude. Yo, I hate when people, what am I supposed to get out of that? Oh, yeah, nothing. He wrote an essay.

Yeah. You could just Google. You're not going to Google it? By the way, Reddit can suck a dick. I tried so hard to find a quality version of the new Spider-Man movie, and I couldn't find anyone. Someone told me that they watched porn on red. Reddit. I kind of feel like

that's kind of T.J. Francis. Is it? Yeah. Yeah, I've never done that. I know a couple of people. Well, that means I know multiple people.

I feel like if you like amateurs, that's probably like the place to go because it's just like random people how easy would it? I feel like Reddit though, it's like, I feel like if I looked for porn on Reddit

and it would be child porn immediately, dude. Yeah, this is a sketchy website. There's crazy shit on that website. Yeah, yeah. Reddit's like, I know they calmed it down in the last few years, but like, oh, it's still nuts.

One of the craziest websites of all time. Yeah. Of all time. I really think so. There's like A-chan and 4-Chair are probably the only other... They're up there. Early, like, YouTube, early world style hip-hop, I think. It's funny how YouTube's so, like...

I wouldn't say woke, but so, like... Go ahead. He said, Adolf Hitler, ironically, considered East Asians, the Chinese and Japanese in particular. Not as an inferior race, but so-called honorary Aryan. That's so funny. You guys are like pot as a club. Honorary, yeah, yeah.

He gives them a medal. They're, like, bragging about that. They're like, yeah, but Nazi Germany supplied the Chinese Republic with German equipment, German training, and German advisors. Wait, that's weird because they were against each other, though.

Because Japan, the access powers Japan. Man, I'm just reading what's on core. Don't come at me, bro. He probably didn't give a fuck about about other people. He probably listening to this podcast. She's beating his child right now. Yeah, Chinese politicians

during the Republic era saw Hitler favorably and held many discussions and collaborations with the Germans. But that's bizarre because then Japan took over China. That was like a huge part of it. And then it said the Japanese were even more closely affiliated with the Germans. Yeah, of course, because they both had the same enemy. They didn't really get them to fuck, you know what I mean?

If I would have turned out. Yo, this is crazy. Yo, the furor himself was fascinated by East Asian cultures and even dressed up in Japanese clothes. Then there's a picture of him in a fucking kimono. That's crazy. Wow. All right. We don't talk about that enough.

He probably would have just. fucked him. He probably would have just ended up fucking him anyways, you know what I mean? It would be like how us and Russia ended up going to war after, you know what I mean? It would have been the same fucking shit. Yeah, well, I think he also like, apparently from my understanding, he was doing a lot of crystal

math and that's what like started making him racist. Hitler? Yeah, he's doing a lot of drugs. I mean, I don't know if that's what made him, but like everybody said like he was like crazy, but then he started doing meth and then he had great skin for doing crystal meth. What are I thought? Yeah, but there's not a lot of good photo. There's not a lot of

Hitler's skincare routine. He was smoking meth. I don't think he was smoking meth. No, he was shooting. But I don't think any way you ingest it is going to be good for you. Yeah, no, it does different things. Because there is methamphetamine hydroxide that you can get at CVS. Like, it's like legal.

Sudafed. Isn't pseudofed something else, right? They use it to make math. But like you could take like methamphetamine hydroxide and like a pill and it wouldn't be as bad. But I think also it's like smoking street crystal meth is such a crazy like weighted because you're getting all these weird chemicals too. Back then the meth was like brown. It was made an elaborate.

He was getting high. He had like his own Heisenberg, dude. You know what I mean? Yeah. It would be funny to see like... Is it the Heisenberg the blimp? No, that's the Lindenberg. Oh, all right.

Yeah. What's the Heisenberg? Yeah, he was a character on Breaking Bad. He used to just make meth. He was also a science. He was the German scientist as well, I think. German scientists. Oh, all right.

Yo. I never thought Ryan would be the one to educate me on German science. And I say this all the time, dude. I could have went to any college in this country easily. What are our... Thoughts on Adderall? I'll get to that in a second. The one thing I want to say,

it would be funny if they did, you know, I've used in those faces of meth pictures they have, like before and after, but it was like Hitler, like before and after. There was like just the pictures

of Hitler towards the end. We just didn't see where he's like really like thin and shit. But my opinion is on Adderall. I stopped taking it a couple days ago. Really? My opinions on it. Yeah. I think it's helpful.

Well, it's like, I think it's helpful, but like you just don't want to get like too relying on it. I mean, I was put on it for like fucking, I don't know, 10, 12 years. I was taking small amounts of math

multiple times a week. I used to take like viviance a lot. Which is the same thing. Yeah. It's just extended release. I'm like, I kind of want to get back on something just to focus on,

but I'm getting a lot of work done. Yeah, then don't. I mean, that's such just not worth it. Yeah, it is one of those things that's like, if you had like,

it's good for like time. Like, if you have like, you got to get a crazy amount of shit done in like five hours, then yes. But like, if you can get your shit done

without it, then you don't. Like, I needed to get through school because I would, I probably would not have graduated high school. But then I ended up being a comedian. There's no point of me graduating high school anyways.

I think it was completely pointless. Yeah, that's why I didn't go to Harvard or MIT at Yale. Yeah. Because, well, yeah. Yeah, I, uh, what was I saying? But yeah, no, I was a dumb ass without it. But I don't know, it is great. That's why I am like slightly at, like, it's like, yeah, would it.

God damn, how do I get back to the vaccines every fucking time? This is not related at all. But my thing is, like, people are wildly trusting the pharmaceutical companies and doctors. It's like, well, those doctors also, like, give me crazy. amounts of drugs. Yeah, they're also responsible for the opioid epidemic. Yeah, which is like, I can't walk 300 feet without some fucking heroin addict asking me for money. Yeah, yeah, it is all. Yeah, exactly. My, dude, I, like, everyone I know, is there any point of doing, like, my whole thoughts on it is like,

why? Like, does it, I don't see why people give a fuck. About what? Why people get vaccinated or not. Yeah, I think it, like, helps probably a little bit. Yeah, but what, is it mad, what I do? what you do to me or to you. Because it's supposed to stop you from spreading it, but I don't think it does a good job.

No, I don't think so. I don't think so. No, I am. I am. But if I wasn't, I wouldn't give a fuck. You know what I mean? And it's like,

it's weird how we've come, like, it's weird how also people ask who the fuck you vote for and why we need to, like, show what we're doing. That's just,

like, it's like we said about the fucking protesting thing and shit like that. It's like, people felt the need to tell people they were going out and protesting. To me, that sounds like you have like,

when you have, When you go out of your way to show someone to tell something, it sounds like you got a little guilt or something on your conscience. Oh, yeah, 100%. Yeah. It's like, you know what I'm saying? And it's like the same with like this vaccine shit or who the fuck you voted for. Because I don't think who you vote for means anything, you know? Yeah, yeah.

I don't think so either. Yeah, they were saying it's like the vaccine is going to divide us. We're already divided, man. Oh, yeah. It's like, you know. Yeah, but it's making it worse, though. Like, my thing is I deleted Twitter off my phone. I'm not Googling vaccine.

Because I also got into the thing where I would Google every day, like, boost or New York, see if they're You know what rule? You know what I mean? Because every day I'm like I'm like, I'm like, the next three weeks, I'm out of it completely. I'm like, I'm not looking. I'm not good. Until they tell, until like somebody's like, you can't come in here until you do this, then I'll start doing whatever. I don't really give a shit. Then you'll start getting the fake vaccine cards. Just

write it in it. Now you get like throw to jail for it. They got really serious about New York. It's a fucking joke. That's the thing. It's like, I think you should just like it's common sense. But if you don't, it's like I'm not, I'm not going to come at you for not getting vaccinated.

Yo, it's crazy how you can literally do heroin in rooms uptown. You can go on the 135th street, I think 117th got it. You can literally do heroin and they'll watch you do heroin. Like, you can go into a room and do heroin. Yeah, yeah. But you can't go into a restaurant if you're not vaccinated. Yeah. Am I making too far of a fucking throw right there?

You think they check their vaccine cards? That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. You're like, yeah, you can shoot that heroin, but you better be, you better be boosted up, buddy. That's ridiculous.

I think they're low-key just giving people vaccines in the heroin site. They're like, yeah, yeah, no, this is totally heroin. Yeah, it's pure shit, bro. We got a new shipment. Yeah, that's a wildlife.

I wonder how much you disguise the heroin being okay when you're doing it. Because, like, you know what I mean? Everybody justifies their own behavior. There's got to be like the first four times you're doing heroin. You're like, yeah, it's not come on, man.

It's just a little bit. Just a little bit of age. Probably depends on how you do. doing it too. Yeah, no, I have a lot of friends, not a lot of friends. I've, like, five friends are smoked heroin. Yeah, I can't know. It's not as addictive. Yeah, yeah. But. Yeah, I'm sure people of this. That's it. Nobody does anything for the first time.

Like, I can't wait for this to cripple my life. You know what I mean? It's like, you just fucking. But there is also, like, a wide variety of people. Like, there are people that I know friends have done smoking like three times and never done again. Yeah, same. Yeah. Because it's like, I think there's like, there's a billion factors. So it's like, do you smoke heroin and you also have a horrible life? Then you're going to get addicted to heroin. Do you smoke heroin? Everything's going great for you. You just like to party. You might actually be fine.

I do think, though, I'm pretty sure if you go needle to arm, then there's no. Yeah, yeah, nobody's... You're not going to do that one time. Yeah, yeah. Unless you die. Unless you get the old fentanyl the first time, you know? Yeah, yeah. You're not doing that shit one time.

Yeah, yeah. I was telling, I know some guy's died twice on heroin. And it came back when he was resuscitated. Yeah. Yeah, they don't die, dude. I mean, they do. But you also... I have a few people...

It's so funny how, like, if you have a drug tolerance, like... you like don't over like it's crazy you know what I mean it's like it's like oh it's even crazy you're rewarded for doing more like your body reward yourself for doing more drugs even crazy when like when a drug when people find out that people are dying they want the heroin they died from that's like oh yeah I've heard of that people are like oh yeah that's like the most common thing in the I knew of really yeah that's calm that's all like oh this is like good shit I guess yeah I knew I knew people I yeah I knew fucking crazy yeah I knew someone who died and didn't come back and I remember the next day listening to a conversation of people talking about how they wanted to get.

Oh, that must be some really good air. They wanted to go into his house and get the rest of his shit. Yeah, that's crazy. This was a day after he died. A day, like 12 hours. Yeah, yeah. They're like, let me go through his house, look through his belongings. Think about how much I loved him.

That's wild. Yeah. That's insane. Yeah. You know, that good shit. I'm sure it's awesome. Oh, yeah. Yeah, but it doesn't look it, though.

You know what I mean? It's like that Louis. but it's so good it'll ruin your life you know yeah yeah yeah yeah I think I never really done opiates

I'm around college one time like this like nurse prescribed me like massive amounts of cough it happened twice I ended up I had a cough and she gave me like

liquid hydrocodone not coding it's like liquid hydrocodin and then she's like yeah this is the shit the rappers drank and I'm like okay maybe don't tell

20 year old kid that you fucking psycho how awesome was it I was okay that's like the only time did you mix Jolly Ranch yeah you should have done that

the double Cup and shit. Some foam cups. No, I did it. I kind of fell asleep. I got itchy. That was the only time. But also, when I was 14, I took a bunch.

Like, when I was 14, I was at, uh, my grandparents, they had a friend's house, like a beach condo. They were, like, renting out. And we rented out my family. I found a bunch of oxies in there. I was like, oh, I guess I'll take three of these and see what happens. And then I just passed down. I don't remember it at all. Yeah.

But if those were like, I'm sure they were, like, expired or some shit. But I'm sure if those were working, I could have been like, you could have died when I was, like, 14. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's opioids affects everybody It's just different forms Like people think it's like needle in the arm

That that lean shit is fucking Oh yeah That's the same thing Yeah It's a way to do it Yeah People fall asleep and don't wake up Of that shit

Yeah Yeah RIPC Who's PimC? PimC One of the best One of my favorite rapas All the time

This guy said I'm a fan already He was awesome He was in UGK with Bun B It's a good rap But He used to You ever hear the song

Sipping on some Cizor Oh yeah Sipin on some scissors Pimsy, he's in it, but yeah, he sipped on his cissurp and and died. It probably, it weirdly probably doesn't get cut as much as other stuff

because you kind of like, I don't know if you could see it. You know what I mean? They're like, it's like, oh, yeah, this is, you know what I mean? Like, yeah, but if you get like a bottle of it, I'm sure he had like a real bottle of it like.

Yeah, I'm sure they could throw fentany on it so easily now. Well, no, but I don't think it's so much that. I don't think they're putting fentanyl in that. I just think like. What in fucking, yeah, no, but like if you are doing that, if you're doing that in,

If you're doing that in drinking, it's like, and you throw up, it's like you'll just, and you're laying up, I'm pretty sure that's how it, I think that's how it's. Oh, it's like you choke on your. Or if you shit faced. It's like the original shit of that is so, like expensive now because I think they, like, discontinued it. Or it's like, it's like, it's like a lot of, like, not as, like, accessible. So it's like a lot of, like, copycats have made shit. Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

My favorite is we were coming back from the funeral of one of my buddies who overdosed on fentanyl by accident. And we go to, uh, that was my favorite part. I always say my favorite. I was like, Jesus Christ. We went into this, like, Circle K in Orlando, and this guy's like, yo, I'm going to hook you up with some good shit because we're buying booze.

And he's like, check out this drink right here. And he just gave my friend, like, a pole... You know what a polar pop is? You guys probably don't have Circle K up here. It's like a convenience store. Yeah, yeah. And he got a Polar Pop with like lean and booze. What's a Polar Pop?

Is it a Popsicle? It's like a... Wallipop? It's like a big gulp. Oh. Oh, is that like their brand drink? Yeah, yeah, it's like that. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, but it's like, Big Olpe's like just like ice. It's not like slushy. So it's like, yeah. But the guy had like four loco, like lean and all this stuff, like a Charlie Bridge. He just like gave it to the guys. Like there's some good shit come back if you want more. Did you drink it? My buddy did.

I tried like a sip because I was like I was just curious with the taste. I didn't think it was good. You don't know any one sip's not going to do anything. But it's like, that's what happened anybody. What happened anybody did you drank it? I think you got pretty fucked up. Yeah, I don't remember what. That's like, that's a classic drug dealer move.

Hey, I'll give you this one. And if you like it, come back. Yeah, exactly. That's a free samples. My mom used to come in about this. Dude, I knew this like this one drug dealer when we were like, I think we're like 15. And he'd give my friends, what he told with him was Coke. And it was just like this like powder opiate.

And then they'd get all tired and shit they'd be like, what is that? He goes, oh, it's called a dilaudid. Like, it's called the hydromorphone. And then we're like, what the fuck did I just snort? Why I'll never do cocaine. I mean, I never wanted to do cocaine, but now it's like that. It seems like to be right up your alley. The ship has sailed.

Yeah. Yeah, it's a weird time to start. With all the fucking fentany. It's like, why would I? Why the fuck would I? People are dropping dead doing Coke. That's not supposed to happen. And everybody does cocaine.

It's like, it's really like everybody does it. Except me. Never have. I'm a gold star. I never did that shit either. I've never put anything up my note. I've never snorted. That shit, yeah, that shit creeps me out. I did a lot.

I'm like, that's fucking. I did a lot of cocaine back in the day. Yeah, I don't really. It gives me panic attacks now. But I'm never going to say I quit it because, like, you know, always end up doing it like probably two years new years from now I'll end up doing it like I'm just guessing my life like you know two years from now I'll be drunk at a party

and end up yeah but yeah got a little bit of fentanyl oil that's like I have a line the idea is you got to just get everybody's fentanyl tolerance very high as children we got to give them a little bits of fentanyl just so when they're yeah a little bit of fent yeah a little bit of fete just so when they end up it was funny because I was just thinking about that funeral because we went to the funeral somebody that overdosed on drugs that were caught with fentanyl and then everybody

just did lots of cocaine afterwards I was like I don't think we really learn lessons at all No one ever does You gotta learn a lesson like nine times When nine is your friends die Then you'll be like okay baby But also you could test drugs I mean you said you knew a guy

Who died twice and came back Yeah that guy Yeah yeah Is he still doing Yeah I mean You know that's like everybody Everybody always Everybody I might have them on

I'd love to hear him talk about Like dying coming back Yeah yeah that sounds dope I love yeah He said it was like a warm darkness I was like interesting A warm darkness Both times

Yeah, I don't know. Some people, it's so funny. That's so eerie. Jesus. Some people have the funniest story, though. But he was very, like, reasonable about it. He's like, I may have just been the weird chemicals in my brain. He wasn't, like, for sure, God. But my, uh, my favorite stories of the people, a lot of people just have horrible near-death experiences where they go to hell for, like a week

and they're, like, in a jail. You don't hear about those, but, like, people die and like... Yeah. Christopher Maltesanti and the Sopranos. Remember he's in that Irish barry kept losing every game of, every game of cause he played? Oh, I don't think I saw that episode. I like the show, but I only watch it in that episode. in that episode.

He got shot and he was dead. He was like in a coma like on the verge of dying for like a week and he was talking about how the entire time he was in a bar and he was playing cards and he kept losing every single fucking hand. Every hand. Yeah. That's the Italian hell.

It was more shit. You know what you're playing cards. But like there was more shit he was getting fucked. But the big thing he was stressing on, he's playing cards. Playing cards are rolling. I think he's playing cards. I think an Italian hell is just a neighborhood with a lot of immigrants in it. Like that's what there's just like what everything was.

They're like, this is. A bunch of fucking Irish Catholics. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. I don't even know what my hell would be. Probably our hell is just bombing every single night. I don't know. I don't think it would be that.

That's not like, you know, that's... The visionary hell you think of is like how... The cliche is what I would think would be the worst place. There's like some burning place where it's like... Yeah, it sounds terrifying with like weird demon. What's hell like in Islam? Is it the same? Yeah, yeah.

Are you lying about it? Did you barely read the book? You scared it here? You read the cliff notes, right? Let me just look this up real quick. You know, you can become a Muslim in like 10 seconds. Yeah, yeah. I'll actually convert you guys right now if you want.

Dude, how do I? Just denounce Israel and... That's the first part. Yeah, you just have to... Yeah, you say like two sentences in you're a Muslim. Really? Where are there? It's a... Shadwan Allah Allah Allah.

Shadu'll Allah. Muhammad, Rasul Allah. And that's it's going to be in Islam. That's how we strengthen numbers, baby, right? Y'all got to do a baptism and shit. How are they not the most popular religion in the world? They are. No, they're not.

No, Christians are bigger. Really? I don't know why people are going up. You know, we're coming up. I say this to people all the time. It's like, no, they're not. Listen, if the Catholic Church can get through the last 30 years of banging kids and fucking all the other bullshit, the Muslims are never going to catch the Catholics,

population-wise. They never will. I love how he still has got allegiance to the Catholic. I'm not on either of those fucking teams. I'm not on either of those fucking teams. I'm just saying as someone watching the game be played, there's no way the Muslims are going to. They don't even have their own country.

Yeah, that's a good point. They're not going to get. They're not going to get it. Because you all got the Vatican, right? Yeah, where they're pre. I'm not, you're not a fucking Catholic. I'm just saying. Dude, I heard crazy shit about the Vatican.

Apparently there's like just miles and miles worth of like books that are like recorded history. Yeah, they won't. They won't. We're going to find out. There's got to be a weird period of history. There's got to be so many periods we just know nothing about. Well, don't they don't know about, like,

Jesus from when he was like 13 to like 25 or some shit like Yeah, yeah I think there's like a long period Yeah, they don't know what Jesus was just him Experimenting sexually Yeah, I don't know where these pages went It's crazy.

Yeah, do we talk, they teach Do they teach people what Jesus Who Jesus was banging and shit? No, I mean there's no part of him banging anybody really From my understanding or my, I mean my dad read me the Bible So maybe there's parts where it's like That's bullshit. The guy had a six pack abs and all that shit

And he's turning water to wine And he wasn't banging in He was banging. No way. Absolutely he was. Yeah, I think he was. So they really have records of that show? Why wouldn't they release it?

I don't think those records of Jesus. I think those records are like... No, it's probably... The ES 700 and shit like that. Yeah, yeah, I'm sure it's just random shit. They say it's like 50 or 60 miles. There was a show on... There was a guy in Joe Rogan talking about it.

And there was a documentary on... I don't think it was National Geographic. Who's the guy who did that thing, Angels and Demons? Do you remember that movie? Oh, it was the dude. dude who wrote the Da Vinci Code. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

But there was a documentary. Dan something, maybe? I can't remember. Are you going to work right now? Crazy documentary on that. I got to check to see if my boss is saying anything. What's he said? Put me on the horn with your fucking boss, dude.

Put me on the fucking horn, dude. What's your boss's name? I'm going to take a bite of my sandwich. I think it's Philip. Phil! Let Michael Good do his fucking podcast, all right? This is his real job. What are you doing, dude?

What's your fucking job? It's just data entry for, like, a trash gum. For waste management companies? Yeah, yeah, I think we're probably getting rid of dead bodies somewhere. Ah, yeah, of course, dude. Of course. Those people, what are we cutting? Are we not rolling right now? This is bullshit, bro. Phil. This is wild. This is fucking bullshit, dude. Tell Phil and his fucking mafia cronies to come to one of the shows.

He really let me eat a sandwich on his pocket. This is fucking... This is... This is... ...thisberg Simpson. ...please do that. Please do that. Please just sing riff-raf. A little fucking riff-raf. What's this bottle of pills you?

got onto your television over there. Anything good? I think it's an Ivy Pro if my girlfriend was in the hospital. I want to get high, dude. I do have plenty of stuff. You got some meth. Not on pills. Why was your girlfriend in the hospital? She had like a stomach problem. She's in the other room, by the way. So it's not saying anything bad about her. Really? What a pussy.

What a weak stomach, dude. It's amazing how, like, they don't know anything at the, she went to the doctors, and they told her, they're like, yeah, your appendix looks fine. And she had appendicitis. She's like, I don't have an appendix. And they were like, oh, okay, let's checked this and they never gave us. Yeah, they're all retarded, dude. It is funny how

even the smartest people you know are still just so stupid. Like, Anthony Fauci? Can't worry. Damn, we can't get out of this. Like Anthony Fauci? I don't know if he's stupid, but he definitely... He's pretty dumb. Something off about that guy. That dog thing went so under the radar

where he was like doing those wild experiments with dogs. Why, I didn't even see that. Oh, he was like cutting the necks of dogs. Oh, I do remember hearing something like that. I don't know. I just like, saying, I just like that when you bring up his name, you incite certain reactions from people, so it's like, I'm just going to keep

fucking saying shit about it. Somebody's like, I really like Fauci. No, dude, there are people. Yeah, people love him, dude. It's like the same people, people, people love Cuomo and shit. You know what I mean? I miss those people. Remember they were calling themselves Cuomo, sexuals? Dude, after the allegations came out, I knew one girl who posted, she was like, these allegations

are, are fucking bullshit. They're, they're ruining his life. Look at his Instagram page and then look at the comments under his photos, and it's the same thing. you're being framed. It's the right way. Dude, look at the comments on the other. I love that you're getting framed for grabbing your co-worker's ass.

Like, as if some guy dressed up in a costume. That he has openly admitted to. How, yeah, how do you get framed for grabbing a coworker? You don't know what I mean? Unless somebody's standing with you in an elevator and then they grab her ass and point of you. You know, it's crazy? He just got too close to the son. Because I was in college, they brought in a guest speaker and she like was a journalist who like would work for Cuomo or some shit.

Like, she wasn't like working for him, but she was like a, she would, like, would like interview. What is this in? Like, it was recently. She was like, she was during the pandemic. No, during the pandemic and she was like, she came after. And when she was saying, she was like, he would gaslight me all the time. I was like, well, he was also grabbing people's tities.

So it's like, you know, what does she mean gaslight? It means like you make people think they're crazy. Yeah. He was like he would gaslight me. And she was like talking like she was. But aren't you also crazy? He's a politician. What do you think he's doing?

I'm like, he was also, I'm like the grabbing tities part, I think was worse. A little bit. Gaslighting is making people think that they're crazy. But aren't you? you crazy if you think you're crazy because somebody else told you you're crazy? Yeah, you can make that case. Dude, people have explained the word gaslighting to me like countless times. And I'm still like, I don't get what you.

It's so vague in general. It's when you try to convince somebody that they're crazy. No, it's how girls win arguments. Yeah, it is. It's just how a girl wins an argument. As soon as you start winning and you're gaslighting me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's why we should hit them again.

Yeah, sound off on the women. Yeah. Bring in Sharia a lot. Let's hear what I'm saying. Yeah. You guys talk about Islam. I'm trying to convert y'all. Give me that 20 seconds intro.

Do you get, like, pissed when you see, like, for me, because it's like I was raised Christian, when I see, like, somebody being Christian and annoying, I'm like, you guys are just, is ever that thing you're like, you're just making us look like assholes? Do you ever, like, feel that way? Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, there was that thing that happened. But it's so much easier. There was that thing that happened, those Muslim dudes did that made a bunch of Muslim people look like assholes.

I can't think of. Yeah, what was it called? Yeah. Do you feel that? way, though? I'm asking you to announce 9-11 right now. You know what I'm saying? There are those, like, Republican people, they're like, why don't

they just apologize for it? It's like, because you weren't even fucking, why would you apologize for? I was like those people that said they were building a mosque, and they were building a mosque on the property of 9-11 or something like that. Oh, people got so bad. Yeah, it was like, oh, there's a mosque on 9-11. It's like, yeah, well, you only have a problem

with this because you live in bum-fuck Oklahoma. Yeah, never seen a Muslim person in your entire life. They think there's only like 11 Muslims in the country. That's literally like asking Jews to like apologize for killing Jews. You're like just because in the same religion as some, it's like, do you know how giantly vast that is? Shit is retarded, man.

I mean. Yeah. That's like, yeah, I don't know. It's so like unreal because there's so many different things. You know what I mean? It's like if you're Catholic and then you're, well, Catholic's a little different because everybody does like look up to the pope. So I get why that's kind of different because you're like,

oh, this is our realer. But it's not like Al-Qaeda is like the leader of, you know what I mean? That's like just a small sect of it. Yeah. Plus it's like even like with like the tab. It's like, we funded them. You know, it's just like America gave them all the weapons and shit. It's like we literally gave them rocket launchers.

Yeah, we gave them some more ones last September too. Yeah. You know what I mean? They got a full arsenal of 2021 weapons over there. You know, it's hilarious because I was watching this thing about it. Because in Afghanistan, like, their main, like, export is like the poppy seed to like make heroin. Yeah. And they were like talking like there's like a journalist talking to the Taliban leader.

And she was like, why are you? She was like, you're like a religious state. She was like, but you're still producing. and selling heroin. And he was like, well, the governments of the world and the UN are not helping us. So he's like, so we have to, we're forced to keep selling heroin.

It was crazy to see how he was, like, mad that nobody was like supporting the Taliban. He's like, we get no love. They owe it. They've been like that for last time. All we have are haters. It's crazy. Yeah, that is funny.

It's also funny too when like, I don't know, the heroin thing's interesting. I would love to see like a map and see like where else heroin is popular because I know like for like Coke, We're like one of the biggest consumers of cocaine, like the United States. Oh, for heroin, we absolutely are, too. That would probably make sense. Absolutely.

What, for heroin? Yeah. You go over to Europe. You go over to London. You do, I was over in London and Spain. I saw drug addicts and shit, but it wasn't like the way you see them here. Really? No, no fucking way, bro.

Yeah. I went to Europe when I was a kid. I don't really remember. I was over there a couple years ago, bro. You'd see people on drugs in Spain and shit, and you'd see people on drugs in in England and stuff, but, like, not. like here. Yeah.

Now, granted, maybe they're better off like housing them. I'm not sure or like hiding them or whatever the fuck they do, but not like here, you know,

it's not like that. I was thinking we would have, I was talking about this, we would have no idea if we're really living in a shitty country because like, what if loki

cancer just doesn't exist in other places? And we think France is real, but every time you go on a flight, they're just flying you just somewhere in Ohio. Maybe. Like France is just Ohio.

Like, that's just how amazing that is. I love how earlier you're like, conspiracy theory. I was like, France is real, There is something to it. There is no Eiffel Tower.

There is something. Yeah, you got to choose ones like that to just really, really hold on to you. France is not a real place. There is stuff. No, but there is like in a way where it's like, think about like how everyone, like a lot of people here think like, oh, China this, China, that, China. Well, it's like, well, what do you think they're telling everyone in China about America? Oh, yeah.

That's the way. That's why it's like you don't really know. You know what I mean. That's what you really do have to travel, you know? Yeah, meet people from other places, dude. I know a few people from China, dude. They're not crazy communist. They, I fuck with them.

You know what I mean? But it's like, it's like, we equate everything with, like, the Chinese. It's like, that would be the same thing as saying, like, oh, everyone over here loves Trump or, like, loves body, you know, whoever the fucking president is. It's like, well, clearly that's not the case here, you know? I love, I think Kim Jong-un is one of my favorite, like, villains. Like, he's so funny. Like, he has a horrible person. But it's so funny here, like, he shoots people with, like, rocket launchers, which is, like, such a bizarre way.

A single person. Yeah, he shoots a single person. And he does this thing where, like. That's hilarious. The government will come in and check your house And you have a picture of Kim Jong-un And if it's like got dirt on it You're like dad gets like shot in front of you

Something crazy You're like It's funny because like he is like Yeah I'm the powerful leader But he's also like pettyish It's so funny how like Insecure he is He shot 18 or his dad

I think it was Kim Jong Kim Jong ill He had the thing where it was like He shot 18 rounds He played golf 18 holes And got 18 holes in once the entire time Yeah Because are people who's on the side

Like throwing his ball Someone posted something. 18 Holen was. Yeah. Oh yeah. Imagine being that delusional. Someone said the other day, someone posted something.

I don't know if it was an actual report, but they said that Kim Jong-un right now. He said that his grandfather invented the burrito. The burrito? Yeah. They always do shit like that. But they've been like of all like the dictators, they've been in power like the longest.

Really? Generations of like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that kind of makes sense. I thought it was funny hearing about, it was wild because like there was this defector from North Green. talking about she's never seen a map of the world. Like their map of the world is like way different. And then it's like she doesn't know like as far as timeline.

Like they were taught like the Bible, but they were taught like through Kim Jong-un's. Like Kim Jong-un's dad was like basically, yeah, and all that stuff. It was like immaculate conception. But it was all like in their religion of like Kim Jong. Yeah, because they're so fucking brainwashed. Yeah. You can't fucking know what the fuck's going on. That's that's those people.

There was a documentary. There's like a podcast in North Korea where they're talking about us. Yeah. They're like, man. Those guys are so brainwashed over there. There was a fucking. Somebody breaks in and just shoots something. They're so malnourced.

They can't even hold microphones. There was a documentary I was watching. I forget who did it. And they were showing these journalists went over to North Korea. And this guy was taking a giant. He was taking a picture. It was this massive mural of Kim Jong-il, right? And he laid down on the ground to take the photo.

He literally sprawled down on his chest because, like, just he wanted the angle of the photo. And so he's taking the picture and these gods come over to him. And they're like, why the fuck you? Obviously, I speak in Korean, but they're like, why are you fucking taking this picture like on the ground to make an Ali to look and he was trying to explain he was taking it low

because he wanted the picture to look bigger than it even was and this guy's trying to talk and he had to translate this guy was like I want to say he was German imagine how terrified that you try to speak to the guards you don't know the language he needed to do yeah he had to get trans and he ended up

explaining it to him and showing the photos and obviously but like just doing that I'm like I'm never going over to North Korea you know I ain't over there he's like I had my flight plan but now now I'm good I'm like, I get enough trouble in New York and in Boston. It's like, if I went over to North Korea, there's no doubt I'd be like that's the

That's the thing I steal a lot, you know? Like, so I wouldn't be able to help myself. Cut your legs off, dude. Yeah, yeah, you're fucked. They killed an American. That's when I was like, and he was white. Yeah, yeah, that frat guy who like stole like a poster. Auto-Wombia.

Yeah, they're not fucking around. No one in America did shit about it. Yeah, they didn't do shit. Yeah, yeah, that was great. We're like, well, you know, you don't do that. That being said, though, that kid was a retard. Yeah, that kid was an idiot. What a fucking idiot.

it. Definitely after. It's like stealing a poster and shit. It's like, what the fuck are you doing? And it's like, as someone like that, it's like, again, I've been known to, you know, take a thing at two I'm not supposed to, but it's like, you're going to another country. But it's from CVS, you know, not from fucking. What if he was like pledging the fraternity? And then they gave him back from North Korea, but

he still like, had to go through hazing after that. They're like, bro, you're still not part of brotherhood. What if that would suck if that's what it was. That guy got tortured for like a month. He didn't just, they didn't just kill him. Yeah, yeah, he gave like, yeah, they gave like, they brought him out. and he, like, gave, like, a speech. He was, like, Kim Jong-un is a great man.

That's why I don't respect him. He's a cell-out. He should have gone up there. Dude, if that was me, bro, I would have fucking told him to suck my nuts. Fuck that, bro. I'm like, dang- USA. I'm not going to have.

That would have honestly been the way to die. Like, just be like, Kim Jong-un, you have the smallest penis in all- He should have known. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That would have been, that would have been baller. Yeah, yeah. We also wouldn't have seen footage of it. Like, it would have just not.

They would have been like, all right, we're going to kill everybody that was in this room. Yeah, oh, yeah. Yeah, I'm not going to. Next time I go abroad, which will be, like, later on this year, I'm going to go, I'm going to definitely go over to, like, India, Amsterdam and fuck around. I'm not going to do anything against the law over there. In India? Yeah, yeah. I feel like I feel like I feel like that.

I think I could be wrong, but I think like weed is like super illegal in India. Maybe, no, because that's where Indica comes from. I don't know. We? I'm not sure about that. I don't think so. Indica comes from India, yeah. No, I have one friend.

She's like, she lives in India. She's like crazy pothead. Yeah, they drink that pot. No, no, no, but I'm saying, I think indica is from India. Oh. Maybe they sound kind of similar. Indonesia. That might be it.

Marijuana. You go to jail for like life. That's what I was thinking of. I knew a girl. I knew a girl. She was, I went to acting school with her. She was, I want to say she was Canadian. And, uh, fucking girl was crazy.

But she was telling me, she used to, she was in Indonesia. She used to go on, like, those spiritual journeys and shit. And she would do this thing where they'd go to jail and read to prisoners. And she was saying there was a kid in there who was in there for like 35 years who just went over there like in college to fuck around and like was smoking pot and they drug tested him. And he's been in jail for like he's still in there for like another 10 years. He got a 30 year jail sentence smoking. It sucks.

So much. Indonesia. So not worth it too. We just like cool. I think I'm going to go to Bali. You think I'm going to go to Bali, dude? Yeah, right. They can drug test you over there, depending on what happened.

They can drug test you. And if you fail a drug test, you can go to jail for that. If there's weed in your... But if you're American, I'm sure... No, bro. No. This kid was 80.

30 years... Yeah. I don't think we care enough when people... No. No. Can't go over there. Americans die overseas

and nobody gives a shit. Yeah, yeah. Well, yeah. It was actually a... There was a Palestinian kid, and he was American. He was like 14 years old. He got shot and thrilled.

Yeah, by an IDF soldier. American didn't do shit. damn. I mean, it would have been like, what are they gonna do? They never do shit. It's not out of time, you know what I mean?

It's like, what are they gonna do? Yeah. What are they gonna do? But he was America. He was like, born and right. Yeah,

but what are they gonna do though? Like, what is the proper thing to do in that situation? If we could do something. Do they not like white people? Because I'm just gonna avoid those countries. What? And,

well, I guess it's for a lot of places. In the world? I feel like most countries do like white people. To an extent. Yeah. I mean, watch like, this is the one that hates them the most. I think if you went to India

They'd be like holy shit You know like Because you just stand the fuck out I know in Asia they do like They see it as like a novelty So like blonde people They put like blonde white people in movies Because they're like to look at them

His hair's like gold But like a way like that One of my home girls was in She was in Japan or China But she was telling me when she was from Switzerland She got off she said people were touching her hair Yeah Yeah

I can't believe this Like just walking up to her touch in her hair Yeah that's kind of cool I think I read somewhere it's like some black dude he was like in like Switzerland or like

Sweden or one of those countries and they were like people were like asking to take pictures of them and shit dang yeah yeah he's just telling everyone he's like Charles Bachlin they just have no

dude you can show you that absolutely every day you're a different celebrity they'd have no fucking idea I'm gonna go over there just eat for free everywhere yeah like I'm Matt Damon

they show a picture they're like yeah that fucking adds up to me I can't tell the difference yeah that'd be cool yeah that's a great I'm getting a fake idea and I'm going to some country where they can't distinguish white people,

and I'm just pretending I'm somebody else. Yeah, I'm fucking Brad Pitt. Come fucking correct to this. I know, because they must think we all look the same. 100%. Like, when you don't see anyone, when you don't see those, I guarantee you, they think we all look to say. That's why it's like, if you're a racist in America, like, especially like in a city, you're fucking, you're a little stupid.

But if you're a racist in a place where it's just everybody else just looks like, you know, it's just, like if you're in China, you're racist, like, you kind of got to give a little more. Yeah, but there's people, though, in like Idaho, for example, Iowa, that only see the same type of looking people all the time. Yeah. But even them, I can give, like, I'm not saying it's right, but it's just like you can almost give a little more like, like, absolutely.

Because it's like, especially if they're more, like, uneducated and shit like that. Oh, yeah, because we're used to seeing this, they see somebody different. They're like, what the fuck is. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Plus, it's like, you know, when you don't, like, when you're not educated like that and you don't have interactions with people, the way to be open-minded is like, you know, you have to have experience. Sure.

Yeah. I feel like doing comedy made me like more. I never met like a trans person. Way to make this sentimental, dude. I swear to God. But I still don't like them. Yeah, there we got. I met him.

I could talk to them, but just don't touch me. Yeah, no, I get what you're saying. Well, comedy is like the most diverse, like group of people. Yeah, I didn't think it was good. Like, oh shit, yeah, there's people from all there's like dudes that are like 50. And then everybody's talking about their own perspectives. That was the worst form of diversity. I'm like, there's dudes that are 50 years old.

You don't find that in any other job. But it's true. Guys would probably like kids. Yeah. I know. Yeah, we need like an openly pedophile comedian is what we need. Dude, if he was funny, I'd let him. Yeah, that'd be amazing.

Yeah. I mean, I think we have a few crystals away. I'm sure there is. I'm talking about open, like making jokes about banging kids. That's what I want, you know? So I'm banging this girl. She tells me she needs to go to school. You know what I mean?

I would, uh, yeah, that's a tough thing because I'm like, I would want to watch that, but I wouldn't want to pay that per. Yeah, it's a hard thing. People were talking about Cosby on the road. I would sneak into a, Cosby shows so easily. Yeah, but he wasn't a... I wouldn't pay for it, though.

Yeah, but he's mass rapist. I'm saying, like, I wouldn't pay for it, but I'd find a way to sneak in... Yeah, dude, yeah. I want to, yeah, I would... It's just out of, like, a morbid curiosity. I just want to know what he's... Yeah, yeah. His material's gonna be, but he's not doing comedy.

He's not doing comedy. He's going to. He's going to want to do a tour. Yeah, but has he actually booked a tour? Has he actually booked a thing? But he will be able to. If he can generate money, people are going to be like, I don't... People care about money more than they...

Sure. I don't think any of the main clubs in New York will be. No, absolutely not. But I guarantee there's tons of just like, there's a lot of venues that would just have, like, think about how many crazy, yeah, random bar owners that are like, fuck yeah, I'll have Cosby here. Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. Just for the attention.

But I would like, I want to see him, but, like, not pay. So, like, the money isn't going to him. I'm just standing and watching me. I've never watched one second of Bill Cosby's comedy ever. You know us, uh, really good community. He is just so good at it. Bill Cosby's fucking awesome. Dude, he is, I'm not even kidding.

He is so good. you watch you stand-up, you're like, oh. He's a really good storyteller. Because I remember I decided to, like, listen to one of his albums. And it was like, I remember it was like a scene from the Cosby show. And I was like, but it was so vivid. I remember because I watched it in the Cosby Show. It was a very good storytelling.

I was like, oh, shit. And it's so wholesome. Yeah. Cosby Show is stand- All right. That's where we're closing it. Adam said Cosby's wholesome. Do you guys want to promote anything?

Yeah. Actually, I meant. Yeah. Oh, word? Jesus, man, you played me. I talked about Jews. Fuck. Yeah.

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I just got Instagram out of each comedy this guy needs to start doing following. Yeah, I don't do much. I thought it was at Bill Cosby official. That's my birthday. He has the top post.

Just a fan page. But yeah, I'm really just trying to emulate my hero honestly, so, yeah. That would be a funny thing to run. You can easily run a fake fan page and then randomly just be like, no, I actually hate this guy. I got all these, like just get people

to followers, then just live stream. You guys are all fucking idiots. You fucking, you pieces of shit. Oh, today's the Insurrection Day, right? Like, today was a year. since January 6th. Yeah, I'm good on you, Michael, good.

That was a good, that could have been a juicy segment. But you fucked up. That was like full lockdown in New York. That was indoor dinners because I was so jealous. I was like, that looks like so much fucking. The thing is, though, is like, I feel like it wasn't that big a deal as everyone made it says because they never killed anybody. Okay. No, they killed a police officer.

They killed a cop, yeah. Oh, they did? Yeah, yeah, they killed. I think a couple of people died. Like a protester died. Like a hot attack? You should have just gotten that one. person, I don't know.

So, oh, we're about to be. Yeah, yeah, all right, yeah. All right, yeah, I don't know. Overreaction, January 6th, not as good as everyone said. Let them go. It wasn't as good. I'll say, right now. Kill the one person that killed that one cop just because Blue Eyes Matter.

No, no, but like, maybe get that person. Yeah, that's a real conflict of interest right there. You know, that's... Get that person who killed a cop. I don't care if he took a shoot under Pelosi's desk. I don't like her. It doesn't matter of me. Yeah, that's, I don't know.

That was pretty funny. It would have been, like, cool to just... To see that happen. It's so fucking wild. Yeah, yeah. But it's like, yeah. Wasn't it a chick this shot on Pelosi's desk? Was it?

Yeah. Oh, shit. Yeah. I didn't know that. Yeah. All right. Peace.