Morning Good - It's Called Boofin' - Episode 41

Episode Date: September 5, 2021

Thanks to Derick and Lawrence for coming back on the show and helping the fight take down more politicians. You can find Lawrence on Instagram @lawrencercomedy and Derick on Instagram @officiallyderickgonzalez. Derick hosts two shows at St. Nicholas Park and The Shrine in Harlem, and Lawrence has the "Keep My Timbs On" show every Saturday. Make sure to follow them and check out @undergroundzencomedy for more. As always, find Michael Good on Instagram @michael_good1125 and on Twitter @agoodmichaelThis podcast was produced by Paxton Fleming, you can find him on Instagram @yaboypax 

Thanks for the F-Shack. Love Dirty Mike and the Boys. Hey, are you dirty Mike and the boys? How you know who we are? What's this? They called the podcast? Morning. Yeah, it's me with the boner on the front.

Welcome to morning. The 40-year-olds right now. It bugs me out when somebody says I was born in 2002. Bro, that shit fucks me up. Yeah. As the 90s, baby, you just swear everybody was born in 90s. That's it. That is true.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's weird. I think my sister was born in 2002. Ew. She was probably a reincarnation of somebody that died on 9-11. Took somebody's soul. You should take her to the place and like whatever names her hand stops at? Yeah, that's who she is.

She was Robert Ely. Robert Ely died in 9-11. Hey, that's a very common name. There's probably a Bob Lee that died at 9-11. Some Asian man. By the way, I'm here with Derek Gonzalez and Lawrence Reese. What's up? That's a fuck it.

I like that. I can't even... Ghr... I got some gay shit. He just did. He's like, garg, gark, garr. He swallowed. Oh, man.

Did you guys... Are you done to fans? Oh, no, I didn't... I listened to it. I didn't like it. I didn't like it. I was fucking... I was fucking hard, yeah.

Four songs out of it and the fact that it's... But four songs. That's a lot on the album, I was thinking it. That whole shit bangs. It's okay. Okay, okay, part two. Okay. Fucking, uh...

I don't even remember the name. Jail. Jail part two is my favorite. Jail one. Jail one. No, but what I like is I looked it out. I'm glad somebody did this.

Somebody combined the verses, which was great. Oh, yeah. Because it sounds like it was meant to be like that. Yeah. Yeah. It seemed like every part had three verses and shit.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it sounds like the baby's verse would be right after J. Like the way it's, like... Yeah, the way it's sequence. Yeah. You started to hear like the, what's it called?

Because Jay went first. And you're like, oh, this is like the end, the last verse. But what I didn't know because I got it before it came out, I didn't know Kanye's verse on Jay was so long. It's a long, it's pretty long.

His intro is very hard, long until it gets to fucking Jay Paul's. Which is why I think they should have, like, cut that down and then throwing the Jayceive verse. Straight up. I didn't know. But the baby's verse is hard, though. Yeah, yeah. It's really good.

It's great. He's like, I was raised by crackheads. You guys are mad about being saying homophobic shit. With my daughter, huh? Yeah, yeah. But Jay Lee's verse is just memorable. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He said, a million the image of God.

That's a selfie. Yeah. fucking fire. I was like, he said this might be the return of the throne. Uh-huh. Because I heard they were gonna do...

Yeah, they did a, like, return. That's hard. It is 10 years, though. It has been 10 years. I think it's a J and Jesus. Like, Moses and Jesus. What? Off the grid is body.

Off the grid is hard, bro. Okay, okay, part two. I like the divorce one that was kind of sad. That shit was hard. That shit was hard. Was it Lord, I need you? Yeah.

I was like, oh, like what he's talking about? He had the shit with, uh, fucking, uh, Worry. Worry, that shit was body hard. It was good. It was... Fabio killed that shit. Of course.

That shit was hard. He put an album together of people that did nothing but bad things. Yeah, yeah. We have Manson on... Manson? The baby, the killer.

No, no, he was also in jail part two. I didn't realize this until yesterday. Manson, he sings on... He's the one that in jail part two, he sings along with... Guess who's going to jail? Insert clip right now. I didn't notice.

And then I was like, oh, shit. Put it right here and shit. But it's also funny because Manson's so anti-Christian and then Kanye's super Christian. now. So it's a cool like... But I think there was the whole reason

you brought both him and the baby on stage to show that these three people could exist. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because the baby's a killer and a homopopoeop. Yeah. Mans is a rapist and Kanye

is a, what, super in the crisis or some shit? He voted for Trump, and people are like, that's equal. People are like, that's the same thing. Also, Kanye's low-key gay, probably.

Low-key gay, possibly. Yeah. And then you got Fabia who's unknown sex, whatever, he got sex charges. Who?

Fabio foreign. Don't snitch on. He didn't know. He went to jail for it. He legit just got a jail for it. It's not cichy. Lavi, I'm sorry. I love Favi.

Bow. I've talked to this in too many episodes, but it's so funny when people are mad at a bit. They're like, it's so ridiculous when people are mad at gangster rappers for, like, being politically incorrect. I'm like, he's shot somebody

at like a Walmart. I think it's like, when it comes like the listener, they like the idea of the art, but they don't like the artist. Yeah. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Was their music playing in the background

when he did that whole thing, like, a little bit? What you mean? Like, was there, like, a beat playing in the background while he was doing the, yo, if you suck a dick, there's no, all right, no one. He was the answer to performance. Because I'm like, if it was a beat in the back, I'm like, no, there was a beat in the back.

He was trying to get the pipe up. He just finished doing the song. He's like, you're about to do another song. And he's like, if you're not sucking dick in the park with that fuck out of here. Yeah. If you pussy clean, spend like water. You got eight.

Yeah, but maybe he just, he's like four, like, dominant gay dudes. He's like, just don't be with some pussy suck a dick. I've heard many people that actually gave he said nothing wrong. Yeah, well, what he said was like, I think he was just fucking around. He's like, so first of all, it's not crazy to say

if you don't have AIDS, put your, because it's a good thing to not have AIDS. So I would be excited. Yeah, if you want to go on the law side, suck and dick in the parking lot is a prostitution. Yeah, I'm sure that's what he should. So you shouldn't be suck a dick in the parking lot.

You should be suck a dick in the comfort of your own home. You should be sucking dick in the car in the parking lot. That's what he was concerned about. He was like, is anybody selling a difference. That is wild. If you're just getting dick in the park getting your dick stuck in the parking lot? You're just there

wide open. Hey, what the fuck? You're like, nobody want to see that shit. No, come on. I wonder how many people were sucking dick in the parking lot before that performance they were like,

it had to be like two people. You grabbed the bitch like, let's go, he's like, no, we got to sit the baby. Like, the baby know what he's talking about. Best believe after that

no one's sucked dick in that parking lot though. He might have changed a game. He might have changed. Yeah, real talk. Yeah, it's a festival. It's a wild place. Yo, I, where were there's a place.

It was rolling loud. Oh, okay, Miami. Was that the one of Philly? No, it's in Miami. That's the other one in Miami. Yeah, because the one in Philly's early in the year. And then you got the one in the York coming soon. That's like December.

Oh, it was Miami this. There's a lot of dudes sucking dick in the park. Oh, that's great. The high gay population. He was like, can I get a bunk? Can I get a bunk? He's like, you know what it is. He's not that's bad, though.

Yeah. But that's the thing I think is always so funny. It's like, it's the same thing when people were pissed about Cardi B, like, and stealing money from guys. I'm like, she's a gangster rap. But no one was really mad. I don't really mad about that. First of all, if you knew Cardi B before that,

that's not the worst thing she done. Especially if you knew Cardi B before that. But the thing is, I expect a little bit more backlash when she's like, oh, I used to drug people and rob them and shit. But nothing bad happened of that.

She never lost promotion. It was more like conservative people that were like, look at those. No, it was kind of like dudes like if a man said that. Yeah, only dudes, yeah, like fucking in-cell guys. Yeah.

Like, first of all, Corey B is a cell pussy. So, and he was a stripper. So you took her home and she got you, every she was scared that you might got her. That's why she did that to you.

Yeah. It's not like she just went out her way to rob you. But she could have. She could have. Yeah, but I'm saying that wouldn't be this. She just from a hybrid.

What are you want from her? That's what I'm saying. It's like, if you're doing gangster out of the moving car. Like, Gughey-Maine pushed a hooker out of a moving car. And I'm not like, oh, you know, hear what he said last week? I hate that.

She didn't make that into a rhyme. You know what I mean? She didn't write that. She just said it. But Rick Ross said, Papa Molly has champagne, she didn't know that. Yeah. Go home. Oh, he got canceled like a motherfucker with that shit.

Yeah. Yeah. What's right? Yeah. Yeah. What's right? What do you lose? Yeah, that's a lot, bro. Yeah. It's like two wrongs. He was also a cop too. Yeah. It's like two wrongs trying to figure out who's right. Yeah. That's how I don't play that game. Yeah, like it's like a drug dealer

and the fiend and the fiends arguing about the price. Yeah. Like, my nigga, you know you're selling crack and you know you're buying crack. You can't just kick it to you. You can't argue about the price. You can't argue about this, take the fucking drug. You don't buy from this guy and buy it for somebody else, so you just do it. Yeah. Too wrong.

Drug talk. Yeah, that's my favorite time when I'd ever stick up to a drug dealer. This is too expensive. And you'd be like, well, then don't buy. And I'm like, all right, I'll still buy. I'm such a bad. My favorite story. You feel bad if you drag a drug julek like all the way out.

You don't buy shit from him? It's not even that. Back of the day, it was nothing but danger buying drugs. So you come with that cash or the right price. And that motherfucker is mad like you. You're getting your headshot off. Well, that was my, one of my favorite stories. I was buying Molly for this music festival.

And this guy hops, I have a testing kit. So I was like, all right, I'm going to make sure it's pure. And the guy comes in. Wow. Testing kit? Well, people sell meth as Molly all the time. So I was like, I don't make sure they're pure stuff. And the guy comes in.

It's the fact that you had that. Oh, yeah. Yeah, he's just like, excuse me, sir. The age balances all the glass and roving and shit. The only reason I got it was because I got tired of people bragging about their drugs. I would be like, oh, your drugs are shitty. I didn't actually want to save lives or anything. I was kind of like, I just wanted to be like, your shit sucks.

Okay. But then the guy hops my car, he's got like just face tats like all over his face. And I tested it. Yeah, I tested it and it's bath salts. And I was like, yeah, I could have told you that. Are you going to fucking buy it or not? I'm like, I guess we're doing bath salts this weekend. I was like, why people would do anything?

Why people will do anything? I know. They're like, we're going to have a good time. Yeah, we'll make it fun. We're going to roll with the punches. That's not what I want it, but I'll take it. We're going to go in a trailer and just. Like, I hate you at, yeah, they come on his way.

I don't have some fun with it. I felt rude. Let's do this. We'll cut it with some pop rocks and shit. We'll have a good time. Now, how with the bath sauce? Was it worth it? Well, like...

The bath sauce is like... I like to thumble. Well, the thing is, like, most people have done Molly have done basalt. It's like an umbrella term. I sit on every episode, basically. Yeah, it keeps coming up. It's like, you've done... Perkinset, you've done heroin.

Yeah, yeah. If you ever did Cialis, you did Viagra. What? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that works. They, um... Drug talk. The craziest name is.

People always forget that meth is legal. Like, you can buy, not even Adderall. There's literally something called methamphetamine and hydroxide. Yeah, I know it is. For like, it's called disoxin. It's basically a pill of literally methamphetamine. I mean, it's different than like smoking street meth because that's cut with other stuff and you're smoking out of a pipe with a torch.

But that's why it's so funny. Like, listen, I got vaccinated, but it's funny people were like, yo, it's FDA approved now. I'm like, so is fentanyl. Like, you know what I'm like? That was the whole argument with our era. It was like, how was the error that does every drug scared to take a thing shot? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I was like, bitch, because we know what the drug is. That's why. Yeah. I didn't know what the drug was. That's why y'all did it. That were test dummies for crap. Now we know what drugs are. Yeah, we were like, I'm not going to...

He did it one time. Every black person had the same story about ketamine. I thought it was coke. Really? No black person like I did... Every white person knows exactly what Kennedy was. Are you a special K over here? Yeah, I was gonna be on party one time

and everybody was doing coke. I was just chilling. And they were like, yo, cabby's on the way. Everybody got hiked. Yeah, yeah! I was like, what the fuck? No, I'm out. I'm out.

It's how to go. That's like a cop's being called. I'm out. I used to work at fucking, like, E.D.M. Yeah, you were telling me that. And this girl was fucking in a K-hole. Okay. And I learned that slang because I had to lift the bitch up.

There's like, bro, she's in the Khole. And we had to take us to the fucking ER and shit. I'm like, I'm like, oh, this is, I don't like this. I'm like, what is fucking ket of? It was like, it's horse drinklized. I'm like, the fucking alcohol. Yeah, but it's also, it's like alcohol, though. It's like if you take one shot, you'll be one way.

But if you drank that whole bot, you know what I mean? So it's like... But they're both uppers, though. They're both uppers, though. That's the thing. Really? Well, the Academy's like in between. Because it's like...

If you do a little bit, it feels kind of like Molly, but if you do a lot, it feels like... Kind of like... I don't know what it's... Because they both don't last that long. It's like 15 minutes. Yeah, yeah. It depends on how much you do, though, I guess, right?

Yeah, yeah, because if you... Well, that's how you turn into a fiend. If you did all the night... I'm talking about how much you're doing that one thing. Yeah, it's like alcohol. They say alcohol at lower levels is a stimulant because you're kind of more awake, but at higher levels.

It's the same thing with like ketamine. So it's like if you did a little bump of ketamine it would be like having a couple beers doing a little bit

of moly. But if you did a bunch of it then you pass out. Yeah. But that's like alcohol too. It's like if you drank the whole bottle you probably pass out.

Yeah. That's like anything though you do too much anything is too much. Because it's weird because now my body like is like I adjust to tequila

to the point where it's automatically like a downer for me. Yeah, you don't sort of levels. I know tequila will fuck me up but I know hands he just had me right. Yeah.

That's why I'm more legalizing everything Because you could know the amount You're like, oh, I'll do this much coke and I'll die So I'm gonna do slightly less than that Yeah, but you know You're just like everybody would just do like One milligram less than the overdose. The funniest thing about coke to ketamine

In any environment, I feel like Whenever you're at some place doing coke They always go to the bathroom Cadmine is always out in the open Yeah No one cares what people think if you do candy Well because that's, I think the difference is everybody's gonna want some coke

Not everybody's gonna want some ketamine So they're like But that makes it obvious The powder's not as right You know you're doing color. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The powder's not as white for ketamine. That's true.

It's like a crystal. No, it's a different type of white. It's like clear the white. Yeah. It's not the same color as the cocaine. So anytime you look that, you're like, oh, yeah. I know whenever I'm at some type of part and it's both, they always spread it. Yeah.

You can have an option. Or you mix them in. It's called Calvin Klein. Oh, yeah. That's my buddy. That's called, like, Space Candy or some shit. Oh, that's cool. I like those terms, like hippie flipping, Jedi,

That's crazy. Blowing your butt. Blowing your butt. That's called boofin. That's what they call it down the village. It's a wild picture you got in a crib, bro. Oh, the nun smoking, yeah. That's hilarious.

Dude, I had a job interview, like, before I started this job. Did your girl get there or did you? She got it. Okay. Let me guess you did the Zoom interview with the thing. No, no, no, no, no. I did it. So, I do not touch kids.

Yeah, it was like a job interview. I said the whole, like, because I used my FaceTime camera, and I was like, all right, looks good. And then I went to Zoom. I didn't realize Zoom's lens was wider. So the second I start to call, there's just this in the background. I was like, fuck, I can't have that for like a... Like, it's not bad, but there's...

But it's also like... Yeah. If someone's looking hard enough in their background, they're just like, what the fuck is it? Yeah, it's just gonna distract from my awesome points. You know what I'm saying? It's like... It's like...

It's fine. For the girls, I love this. Yeah, it's definitely a girls' apartment. I know. I love this. You got Jenga. I don't even know how I would decorate it. If I put like one...

I play Jenga in the weirdest places. I play Jenga in a bar. I play Jenga on a roof. Top club. I don't know if you talk. Well, I like the big Django. Me too. Yeah, that's so much fun.

He said Django. You heard that. The Big Django. He said, I like the one with the rope. The D.Sylum, motherfucker. Oh, shit. All right, what else are you talking about? What's going on the world?

Yeah, how the fuck we went from Don to the drugs? That makes no sense. We skipped over the vaccine, but it doesn't really matter. I talk about shit on every episode. I don't care who does what. Yeah, it's all good. We're all vaccinated. You got the app, too?

No, fuck that. I'm not doing the app. I'm not doing that app. I get it because, like, who wants to carry around that thing all the time? I'll take the picture and then I'll put it in my favorites. Some places don't like that shit. Well, sorry. Yeah, yeah, I'm not doing that.

And I don't need to go to your spot. I'm so, I'm so, fuck the app. I don't think they're tracking me, but I don't like that they're tracking other people. So I'm like, I'm not. Well, you know, they're tracking everybody. That's what the shot is. Yeah, yeah.

But it's like, that's the federal government. Now the local government can do it. Yeah, they switch it up. Whatever shot that gets you sick is the real shot, but then the other one that doesn't get you shit, like sick. And then you gotta get more shots now, too. Yeah, the boosters.

Yeah. And then I've seen you, they have the court day. You're about to be shadow ban because it's coming up. I know, right? This whole podcast. You got to put the FD.A. approved shit when he posts this shit. Well, you know, it's crazy. It's going to be shadow banned, but Black Twitter's going to pick it up.

They're like, you know, this guy's talking. Black Twitter is too much. There's too much. There's too much. There's too much. I feel like when it comes to, like, spirit's theories, white people say the deep state and black people say the system. I feel like that there's like that we don't believe it's real. Yeah, I just believe it's like a messed up thing that's happening.

In the moment. It's a system. We all run in the system, man. Yeah, but it's just what white can call it the deep state. I know. There's something deep into the state. You guys are like, no, just they're fucking saying. And white people are like, no, but deep down they're like, no.

They're like, no, it's every across the board. Yeah, yeah. We're like, no, I think it's like Hillary Clinton's mom that's doing this. Yeah. But we say system like it's one person. Yeah. Like, who the fuck of this nigga system. That's how we make it seem like.

Yeah. White people just like, it's not a good time. Yeah. We also want to have names going back. Hillary Clinton's brother who does this, is involved in this. And we're just like, yo, they're all apart. Because they want to get down to it.

They want to get down to it. We just know that we're going to get down to. We just know that we're going to fuck somehow. And I'm like, it's you guys up there. Yeah. And then certain people at the top are like, eh, you're kind of cool. Yeah. Like Obama was still kind of cool, but like he still had something to do it probably. Yeah, but he didn't do it.

Like Jamil said if Obama were supposed to do two things, he didn't do it. What is it was supposed to make white people's slaves. He didn't do it. He was supposed to make that shit happen. He was like, he didn't do it? But he was half white. So that would have been like, didn't they say Hitler was half Jewish or something? He was like, I got this under control.

He's like, Obama's a nigga, that's for sure. They could be shooting three and shit for no reason. Somebody had a funny joke about how if he went to Africa, he'd be the first half white president there. Because like here he's the first half. I forgot who said it, but that's kind of funny. That's fucking good. Yeah. Yeah, his daughter is bad, though.

I never seen him. Sasha. Is that the one? Sasha? bad shit. Not Malia. Malia's the older one. Sasha's the older one.

Also, she's more ratchet. And she got ass too. I think the last two presidents have had the hottest daughters. I think Trump's daughter's hot. What's her name? Ava. Ava. Yeah, Ivanka? Yeah, Vanka's hot. Yeah, Vanka's hot. Yeah, Vanka's hot. But the other one is trash. Yeah, she's so bad, Trump can't keep his hands off. Yeah, he's just like, yeah. He always just brings up an interview. He's just like, yeah, so what do you about to do with, like, the problem in Kuwait? Well, what, Ivanka's gonna do. Mark's gonna go out there with no skirt on, you know. Yeah, she's... Living up the troops. Yeah, make Daddy proud. Yeah. Yeah, she's really hot. And then the other one is trash. She has like another daughter that's... Bush's daughters were disgusting, right? Yeah. So, Butts was

terrible, but he... Fucking Chelsea... Bush makes up for one of the greatest moments in history when the nigga threw a shoe at him. It's one of the greatest moments. That was Clinton. No, no, Bush was the shoe, and he said, Miss me. You said Missed me, bitch. You had it slightly took it off, you know what I mean? Barbara's slightly attractive. She's got... Let me see Barbara. She got she got like a cross-eye, but...

Show him, Barbara. That's not... Show him, Barbara. That's Barbara Trump? That's Barbara Bush. I don't think she's bad. Like, I don't think she's ugly. She's like regular.

She looked like... Her nose was too big. She looked like a art painting, though. Yeah. She looked like if Mona Lisa was made by Picasso. They say Mona Lisa wasn't that bad, though. Mona Lisa, she was high. I think she looks ugly in the picture.

Go look at that picture again. Molisa was nothing. I know she's not bad. She's a right. But also standards back then were gross. But I feel like... Some of them changed, though, because now there's weird things that are in.

style like the eyebrows with the girls are in style oh the threading I don't like that I don't like I don't like yeah oh yeah that's that's those girls that are born after another 11 they all have blonde that's the arhose they do the weird shave cut they get the tattoo and they do the blonde that's why I don't go to Bushwick I can't both the bidss that really really love Rico nasty yeah oh that's yeah that's accurate yeah I'm like it's not they get I hate the I hate the stupid as platform shoe oh yeah those like um I hate all the but I always hate shit and then later on I like it like I don't know I I feel like a lot of girls style now.

They all dress like Billy Elish. I think it's kind of gross. Literally. Big shirts and platform shoes. Yeah. It's legit. Like, I'm like... Especially like in, definitely in Brooklyn, but I see it a lot in Grand Prix.

I was a freak out of New York. I don't know. I just fuck Blue Elish stuff. Oh, yeah, of course. You see that tattoo on the thigh? I just realized Billy Eyes exists. Like, when would she turn 18? Like August 12?

She's like 20 now, right? She's like... I think she's like 18. She's like 18. 19. That's young and shit. It was funny. She popped up on my radar.

Like, I have. I heard one song. I don't even know she existed until she turned 18. Yeah. I really didn't know. I heard one song like, I don't know.

She was that whisper, bitch. Yeah, I can't listen to music like that. It's too low value for me. Yeah. She was getting fucking every in that song. That's what you made to you like. But that was so funny because I remember she started like dressed like slutty like right when she turned 18.

Oh, hell yeah. She couldn't wait. Yeah. You know, it's on the Amazon box. Yeah. But she's like big titty. Big Titty. Big Titty.

She has big Tis. But then it was funny. She did a show when she took off her. clothes. Yeah, yeah. But then everybody started, like, talking about that. It's so funny because people were like,

oh, well, she was just, like, acting like an 18-year-old before now. And now you guys were sexualizing her before. I'm like, well, her song was also, like, talking about sucking, like, somebody's dick or something. Sucking somebody's dick. What song was that?

That one he's doing. Really? That's what it's about? It's about it? The bad guy? Yeah. She's like bruises on both my knees, and then she's like,

I'm going to fuck her dad or something. Oh, I never. Which I mean, that doesn't mean, I should be like, hey, she's talking about it. thing is her brother's her producer so he had to hear that. He's like, yeah, that's tough,

is he? Talk about that dick. That's nuts. Her brother's her producer. He's the one that writes all their shit too. Oh my God, that's disgusting. You know,

talk about your knees being mad red. So is he talking about banging his friend's dad? Is he gay? She for sure has a gay brother. I can see that. No, he's straight. He got a model bitch.

I see him looking just like her but like shorter hair like they wear the same outfits. Now he looks like. Pop up that pictures, bro. Let's see. Here's the thing about that, man. You have to be a supportive brother

to do that type of Yeah, I can't make music with my younger sister Talking about fucking She's like, yeah And his red, because I'm white and I'm sucking I can't listen to him really It's too low value for me She's so I could dig in the parking lot

Yeah, she definitely is. That's her brother on the right The orange here? He looks like a weird He's a weird kid, he's like a school shooter type Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, she had one thing to him is over Like this whole shit getting shot up

She's a weird looking bitch too Yeah, she's weird She's weird. Yeah. She has those eyebrow things, too, though, that eyebrow look. She bleaches eyebrows? Like, she doesn't like dark. Well, I first heard, I thought she was from like...

Dark eyebrows, but, like, for some reason the bleached eyebrows on blonde, though, looks weird. But she made so much money at young age is crazy. Man, that's life, bro. She's like a regular California business, ain't you? I feel like all of us in this room would be crackheads if we all had money at, like, 16. 16 years. My parents had money, but it was different because, like, wasn't mine. Yeah, that's a heritage by white well.

My dad has street money. My dad's street money is different. Yeah. But, like, you know what I mean? That industry money. Like, that industry money. I had that tutor money. It was like, I had a tutor.

I had that football practice money. Yeah. It's different. I'm trying to think. I'm trying to think about what type of money I got. He had that, I could buy two Arizona's money. Yeah. That's a power play.

You want you want one? Watermelon and Orange Gate? Let's go. He's like, what's water vail? Yeah, I don't know. It was banned in my house. Arizona? No, I'm just kidding.

Watermel is going to. I'm trying to think. What age are you talking about with a lot of money? How much money? Like 16 with her type of money. I don't know. Maybe 15. That's like...

How much money are we talking? Like, a couple of M's? Close, like, it has to be a couple M's. Like, probably like... It's a dangerous thing. Well, all of them become drug. Like, there's no way you don't. Yeah, but I think her parents watch her money at the age.

She needs a conservatorship. We should more conservatorships. Yeah, like, I think her parents was like, you could buy something that we approve. but you're not getting this money that you turn anything. Yeah. But like, you know, you have friends

that they're gonna be like, yo, we got you, blah, just slide us something or like get me a shirt. Yeah, there's no, yeah, there's no way like her manager didn't give her a watch

that she could just sell. Exactly, yeah, it's not how that works. You just do certain things on your own. You're just like... They made her work for it. Exactly. But, like, we like to make fun the Olson twins,

they still put up a billion dollars. Yeah, they seem the least fucked up, though, because I don't think they had done anything. There was a moment that the old twins were, like, the worst show on earth. Really?

I think it was when we first finally saw them after they turned 18. Yeah, they did porn. Like, they disappeared. They didn't do porn. Yes, they did. I don't think so. It did porn, bro.

Yo, Jamie. All white people just look the same to you. You're like, you're supposed to be in the Olson. They were hanging out with pros. They were doing cracking. You're thinking of Brie Olson. That's the, which one is that one? She's just a porn star with the last name,

Olson. No, no. I legit. I legit. Those old are, bro, the moment they, like, the moment everybody's like, oh, they might not be that good. It was like two years after they turned 18 They were 20 and then they just looked like sticks

They look like Jack Skellenton They still look skinny as fuck They still look bad Yeah See these are just when they copy I don't mind when they copy and pay it's actual That's hilarious I'm like that looks like a

It's funny as fuck Wait when's the face from though Because that could be inappropriate I don't know what's gone That's a risky game It is You don't want to look at that shit But they got a billion dollars

Who gives a fuck Yeah yeah I got more money than a fucking They don't have to worry about shit At all They like it's weird It's weird what syndicates You know what might not be syndicated in America

syndicates probably all around the world. Yeah, there's like some guy in Japan who just found the Olson Twinsman. He's like, who my good? Ossin the Twins. We really made them that rich, though. It wasn't the movies, wasn't it? It was just being on Full House,

the movies that they used to have, merchandising. They're married too, yeah. They're married to, like, some really old dude. He was like not even like an attractive old dude. He's just like some like old, he looks like a British prime minister guy. They're just keeping the money within themselves. They're smart though.

They're smart though. It's fun. The moral story, he's like, yeah, still. think I'll become like a real big problem if I had like 25 M at 15. But I still don't think your parents would just let you spend that. It's not about that though. I think it is though. The people, like, it's the people that

you hang around at that certain point will change your fucking. Yeah, but you still like don't have that account in your hand until you get to a certain age. But once you do you still have that circle that's corrupting you, the moment you turn 18, that shit starts getting your hands. And I think it's a pressure. You finally did it now. Let's go do that. 18, I get that. You can do it over fucking water. But it's probably the pressure

too, so it's like, you know everybody wants you succeed. And then you're like, okay, I got a arena show tomorrow. Maybe I'll just take like one Xanax tonight. I personally. I don't think there's any age to be rich that's smart. You could be a fucked up person at like 30 with a couple of amps. That's true. If I was a billion dollars right now, I'm playing human fear factors. Do you know why everybody hates Bezos?

I don't know why they hate him. Did he do something with it? I think he came up from the mom and pot businesses. But he came up from the mud with it. They started with it. He started that shit was an online straight selling books only and he made Amazon the biggest business. And then he just flips it. People are just mad

and don't pay. His wife difference is so funny. like his first wife compared to his second. His first wife looks like somebody his age. And then his second wife is just a Latino girl with like huge tits. And she got the bread too. Yeah, yeah. You got to love money. His laugh is so crazy.

It's ha ha ha ha ha. It's white money laugh. It's like a Kuwaiter laugh. That shit is crazy. You seen Quirlearners laugh? No. Oh my fucking. So fucking great.

It's amazing. He's amazing. He was one of my buddy's favorite thing. He bought it like dip with a fake ID. And he looked at the guy and straight in the eyes. He goes, I'm not even 18. He goes, I just walked out of the store.

I was just like, what the fuck? Let me see. Do you like people to know about you? I'm a fun guy. Obviously, I love a game of basketball. I mean, there's just more questions you have to ask me in order for me to tell you about myself. I just can't give you a whole spill.

I don't even know where you're sitting at. Oh, my God, dude. It sounds like he's getting, like, fingered in the ass. How do you make How does that laugh Why do I feel like black teachers Don't get prostate exams Because it's gay

I think we're doing it now Because of Wakanda Because of Wakanda We're gonna We're not letting this happen again He did that colon cancer Right? Yeah, that's great

I don't know I'm not ready for that But it's like something you gotta go through Right? Yeah, yeah I remember what age You gotta go to that 40s?

I think it depends Yeah, I think 40s. I got one because, like, I just had, like, bowel issues. But it was, like, it was so funny because I didn't realize the doctor was in Chinatown. Which was nothing wrong with that. Yeah. But it was just confusing because I getting there and everything's the Chinese letters. Yeah.

And I was like, I didn't realize I was walking like, it was like, it was like full in. So it was crazy. So it was crazy. Oh, my. Yeah. Oh, my God. Well, their hands are smaller. That's why I went there.

I was like, it's going to be less. Oh, my fucking guy. That's crazy. Did he give you like a sort of a little? There was a shit out. Really? Yeah. I only let girls finger my ass.

It's a rule. Okay, that makes sense. It's a different movie. Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. What was it? Road trip. Road trip.

Road trip. That movie taught you a lot of things. Facts. Don't ever put food back into the waiter. He enjoyed the finger in the ass. Don't go on road trip with your friends. Thanks. Yeah.

Road trips are friends. Those movies were the shit. I love those movies. I love all that shit. I'm married pie. They were good, yeah. They stopped making movies with like nudity in them. Like,

comedies. Well, they stopped making comedies, but those were, like, funny. I think that was the era before the Saff Rogan's era.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And that was fun. It was just like, let's get drunk and fuck chicks. That was like the movie. It was fun. Yeah, and then he was like,

we're going to smoke weed. Ted Rogen was the last guy. It was just like, this is our last one. But they all came up from freaks and geeks and geeks though. Yeah. All of them.

But that's what the, that's their whole comedy shit there. Yeah. Yeah. All the women in the shit. Like, all the women in the shit. That's why I focus with them. They was like, we're not going to put nobody in that shit.

I think Janice Glawfulo was in that. I don't know. Her name has been spelled on like five flyers wrong. Every time they put her name on the pair, it's like, really? Really? Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Oh, God. I don't know shit by it at all right. I don't like that. I focus several than that. Yeah, yeah. I do, but like, Reese, I don't know. I feel like, I become so, like, I'm such a bitch. Like, if I hear somebody talk, like, too much.

like supporting PC culture. I'm like, yeah, I want to say bad words. Fuck you. But it's like, you kind of tell him what to do. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know. But it's also like, like, I'm not for, like, I get people that are for it or against it, but like, it was one of those where he was like, he was like,

I don't know, it was one of those where he was like, it's just simple. He's like, you know, you just don't say things that are in a pro? I'm like, well, you made a career. He said something. But also, what it was happened to, so people take politically incorrect things out of context and make him sound worse. but people also take people that are for PC culture and over-exaggerated.

So they'll say like two things they'll be like, yeah, you know, maybe there's some positives and they'll be like, Seth Rogen totally for policing comedy. Oh, they'll cut the clip. They'll cut the clip. They'll have him say this. They'll cut the clip. They'll have him say this.

And then they'll be like, so you just got to be quiet. And they're just like, yeah, that seemed weird. But like. Yeah, yeah. It's crazy. You can't trust anything. He's not like crazy as he was once was. Yeah, yeah.

Well, I know, once he got the glasses that's when he started toning down for me. I like fat Seth Rogen with curly hair Who was like, I don't feel fucking Yeah, but when he was a, when he started wearing the flannel Yeah, yeah, yeah, yes, yes, or like One of the best movies he's ever made, too Oh my God, awesome

That was great And the 40-year-old version of him When he's talking about he went to the donkey show Like that's funny That Kevin Hart, I was amazing Oh yeah Oh yeah with him in a Yeah, that, that, that, that, that, that,

He's like, oh yeah, I'm gonna shoot Oh yeah, I'm gonna shoot. Oh, yeah, he's your man's. He's like, he'll shoot, oh, yeah, I'm gonna do you, Oh, yeah, they did he'd like, I was like, fuck. You like, bring him.

I like the one where he, it's the same guy. What's the actor's name? The guy, you kind of look like that, dude. Not because I'm racist, but you do look like him. Which one, the guy that was talking to him? Yeah, yeah. I like when he goes.

Romney and Michael. Yeah. His wife gatches him like cheating and he's like, yo, this is his speed dating card. And he's like, she was hurting for a squirt. He's like, that's what he said. I didn't say that. Here's like, for show.

Yeah. I know. Steve got somebody. I don't know. I don't know his bitch. Yeah. He's like, get your bitch in line. He's like, yo, you're bugging me

He's like, that shit was crazy That's Steve Greer was in the greets Apparently, like he was like really uncomfortable With that shit Which is hilarious because like now I think that's what it made it funny though Yeah, yeah, yeah He like was really uncomfortable

Taking his shirt off and stuff It's like oh, that's why he nailed that role He even watched his interview on the two ferns No, no With uh fucking Zach Alfenacus Yeah, that shit is so funny Because he was also in fucking bubble boy Apparently

Yeah, but Zach interviewed Steve Carell as he was on the office so he was asking Steve Carell he was in regular form Oh he was asking him Yeah Yeah Steve got so mad

And then Zach started crying And he acts like a joke That shit is so fucking funny Those are nuts Well he was like He was an interesting Standup comedian

Zach Alfanoccus But somebody brought up the interesting points I think Peruvian is when the goals Oh it's great But somebody did bring up the point though They're like Some of those people though Are hard for an hour

Like all comedy Like I love it But some of it is hard to do an hour of Because you're kind of like You know what I mean But it's all I think all comedy's hard for an hour. Yeah, hours a long fucking time.

I've watched them for more than an hour. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. But I don't think we live in the air right now when anybody's watching anything for an hour. It varies. It depends on... It depends on your fan and all the other shit.

I think Louise was the last one I watched. I watched so many hours, bro. No, sticks and stones is before Louise. Yeah, so I watched that one. I watched that one. That's a Pell, that's not fair. Like, when you got a certain name, you're fucking hour. It's a movie.

Like, how many comics on you? to come up like us when people watch an hour when you get to that level for. I just saw Rosebud Baker shit

and it was pretty good that was 45 minutes I like the way he said it up but the crowd wasn't hers Yeah they're very weird My favorite

are the Florida comedians is doing an hour They're guys They'll be like They'll do jokes for like 30 minutes and then they'll talk for like 10 minutes

about how hard it is being a comedian and they'll sell merch for another 20 minutes afterwards I'm like you did fucking I would do I would you know

I would do open mic and this guy had merch before he tried stand up he had a sticker that said like I wish Rosebell before she put that out he watched the shit like how the Aulies reacted because the Aulies was not ready for her.

I think at that certain point it's like She's a dark-ass comic and they were not prepared. But I think at certain point you're like you put that out anyways and then eventually people see it and then you'll get your audience. I think after every joke she would just say Oh yeah I don't like that. Yeah, she really did. There was a moment she's like oh fuck all you.

And the first opening joke was fire. She was like oh fuck all y' y'niggas. Yeah. Quote but from Rosebud. Quote. Literally said, y'all niggas could eat a dick, Rosebud. legit said that

he's fucking great I fucking love her she's hilarious her boyfriend husband he's funny too Andy Haynes yeah

yeah he um he was in a special too he was like oh do you know Rosebud he's like she's all right girl yeah he was one of those guys

I watched on Comedy Central like when I was like a kid and I was like oh I was funny and then I saw him like years later when I moved to New York wow I like Roseba because she got like she's a good storyteller

yeah he told the story about how she drove her her family home like an eight hour drive little shrooms. That's pretty funny. Yeah. It's like fucking fire.

I saw her on a rooftop one time. It's so funny back when it was COVID roofed up and like, no, it's here and then like the cops came and broke out. It was so funny how the cops like break up the comedy, no comedy here. No more knock knock jokes. We don't love a good laugh over here. Break it up. What? It's so weird during COVID comedy.

COVID comedy was probably like some of the best. It ain't some of the best. It is the best. It was some of the best. It was one of the wildest times we've ever. What other time would you do comedy for, like, children? Like, there were some mics in the park where, like, there was, like, 10 kids now is the audience? I remember doing a show at, I forget, it was in Greenpointe at the park.

And I told her, it was kids there, and I told her a joke about my dog. And anyway, the girl legit walked up to me. She's like, so you don't let your dog enough, do you? I was like, what you mean? She's like, you just said, joke about your dog, but you called her a bitch. How do you call her a dog dead? I was like, I never had a child stepped to me. Yeah, I don't know how to.

She stepped to me. You can't roast a kid that much. You can fucking stupid ass shoes. You don't know shit. Right. He's definitely... You get my age and you can start calling your dog a bitch.

Oh, that's crazy. That's the weird thing is, like, snapping on kids because it's so funny because, like, I remember one time I was walking by and this kid fucking spit... It was a movie theater. There was an escalator. He spit down and hit me in the head.

And I come up to him and his friends, I was like, yo, you guys better fucking, you motherfucker's better. And I was like, you better not do that. And I was like, I can threaten a fucking kid.

Get better. Yeah, I was like, I can't threaten. What am I going to fight a child? You just, you pressed them. You're like, who the fuck? You can't fight a child. And there's no moment in life that you want to fight a child more when you're on a train.

That is true. They sit next to you and get their legs kicking you and shit. Yeah, I will throw you. Well, I told you about that kid that shine the light in my eyes. That's crazy. Yeah. So, it's a shit crazy. Yeah.

Oh, by the way, update on that. It's not a kid. It's a grown woman. I thought this was a kid for months. It's just like a woman that looks like a kid. She's always on McDougal. She's the one. Oh!

Yeah. The fucking one with the dreads? She's got like Afro and she's like She's like just very short and She's white? She's white? No, she's black but She's not a white girl than Afro I mean that there are but yeah, no But she's the one that's trying to light in my eyes I thought it was a kid at first

And then I later found out Yeah and they were like I'm gonna shoot you and then I was like You're gonna shoot you're gonna shoot me in front of all these people And everybody just turned their heads and I was like god damn it Yeah but then she pulled out pepper spray and I was like Okay this is not gonna look good if I get it like either way it's like you know what I mean I think when you have pepper spray, they could just be like, oh, you touched me. You know what I mean?

And then they'd be like cameras, I don't know. You know what I mean? Like, they could just check subway camera. You're like at this angle. It looked like something. It looked like you bumped the ass. And either way, I get pepper sprayed, so it sucks. Yeah, so you lose regardless.

Yeah. Oh, shit. My favorite I always talk about this episode is the homeless guy that builds a barricade on McDougal. Wow. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. The one that blocks off the street right next to the end speaks up? He started up in it. Now he does like multiple layers of trash.

Really? Yeah. And then. Oh, my dude, it was such a weird place. It's a wild place. I mean, I spend over 20 hours a week just on the street because of fucking barking.

It's nuts. The shit I see it's like, I realize I'm like, oh, I'm on here for fucking 10 hours. No, it's definitely a wild show. I was definitely seeing you in action. Yeah.

He's just like, trying to bark. Last time I saw it was a girl trying to hit on him. Yeah, that happens a lot. Yeah, yeah. She's really wanted him, too. Yep.

Was that the middle age one, or was it a younger person? She's a thicker chick. Oh, I think I know what you're talking about. But you're a faithful black man. She was like, bye Mike. You know it's a problem

when a bitch calls you Mike. You're like, I'm Michael. Men call me Mike. Women call me Michael. It's like if a girl calls me D. I'm like, yo, chill. You fuck out. That's crazy.

You're bugging. Because there's no, no, no. Why just do the Instagram following? Because I have a girl for somebody. I'm like, oh, follow me on Instagram. And I just get that.

That's how you do it. Get the fucking numbers. You know, what I do when a random chase to give me your phone, I follow all my friends. That's who Jessica Quanto is. Yeah, I did that yesterday. It was this chick in OBAM, so she was like,

Oh, you guys are funny. I want to follow all you guys. She gave me a phone. I was like, Miles Toe, Derek Gonzalez, me, Underground's End, all that shit. It's funniest shit ever. She's like, why are you holding my phone for someone? Yeah.

I'm like, chill, bitch. I'm looking at your news, bitch. Yeah, well, that's what I do like, because I people have M-O for tickets, so I just put my name in the comments, my, like, Instagram. Like, then they get a notification. Like, oh, I follow that.

Yeah, yeah, Michael, good. Yeah. But I bombed last. I was telling him it was so funny because, like, what happened was, I was like, the room, like, the guy before me was crushing. And I was like, yeah, it's a sick room. I was looking at Brandon. And I was like, yo, it would be a shame if somebody bombed in it.

We're like, yeah, that'd be funny. And I just fucking. Damn. Boom. Like, like, club comedy. Remember what outside company? What's up? Yeah, yeah, I do.

I mean, normally it's better. Like, normally says it's go better. But, like, the issue is like. You're a closer in there. Yeah, yeah. Well, the problem, though, is that what's it called? Like the fake energy. Sometimes I'll give fake energy, and that's one of my things I'm trying to like... Like the broie shit? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I hate that shit, too.

Yeah, and it's like... It's not real. It's not real. Yeah, it's a bad habit. No, but there's some days I see, like, I know you're actually hyped up. Yeah, yeah, but sometimes you're not. If you're forcing it... Some days, I'm like, I see the room. Yeah. There's four people here. Yeah, why are you yelling at them in there, yeah.

But that's the fucked up Miami-com, we hate too much support. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, this ain't... I don't hard I wrote this joke. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll give me that too much support. Yeah. When you kill it too easy.

Yeah, well, wait, they'll have to set up. You're like, yeah, I'm like, this ain't real. Like Jersey companies. Yeah. But that's the thing, too, though. I think what happens is, like, you, um, sometimes, like, when everybody's talking, you want to be loud and fast because you want to talk over them. But, like, sometimes I won't even make them listen.

They'll just start talking louder. And then sometimes you don't want to get the heckler audience. But you do want to get the heckler out the way. Yeah. So, you know, it's like, do I put this post on? on the pedestal to knock them the fuck down? Or do I put them in their place and be like, I'm not even acknowledging it.

Right, like you got some nigga to murder heckler, but the heckler will still talk. Yeah. But then you got a drunk hacker that just feel bad the whole time. Yeah. Well, I like to just put them in their place. I'm like, I don't like, I don't like putting them like,

hey, guys, look at this person, rarely ever do that. But if I do, it's like, it's quick, like, and I shut you down. I think it's easier the black comedy than a white company to put a heckler in this place. All you got to say, shut up, nigga, it's over. But it's also. I will say as a white person.

It varies. It is hard. It'll be that one drunk guy. He's like, me? A nigger. Yeah, or the gay best friend. Oh, yeah, gay guys. He's ready for some shit.

Like, gay hecklers are at the top. Those are talking to people, yeah. Gay hecklers are probably the best ones. Yeah, because they're ready. They hurt everything. They're like, what are you going to say that for? No. No, I'm not going to say that.

Yeah. My thing is, I think for white people, it's hard to shut down black hecklers because, like, you feel weird, like, yelling at a black person. You're like, I feel like, I feel like, this feels like, But if you say that during the heckle, that's a good company. Yeah. Yeah, be like, what about it? Yeah, I can't yell you guys.

Somebody's get to videotape. Like, which do you want me to say that? I haven't been said already. You're getting with that shit. Yeah, I remember the funniest thing I heard from a gay heckler. It was a, I used to do this thing where I used to go to bar none and take comics with me on a Sunday. Because I was like, I really go up and tell our jokes of random people that don't want comedy. Yeah.

So it's just like, I go up, do my thing, and then everybody else comes in. And I had this one gay guy that was really cool with me. He liked it. He was just like cool. He liked the comedy. I used to bring. So there was one time, I forgot, I think it was Tyler. Tyler H.

He went up there. And then he started, the gay guy started heckling him. And he was just like, yo, shut up. You don't even talk straight. He's like, well, of course I don't talk straight. I'm gay. And I was just like, it's over, Tyler, get off. Yeah.

We got a gay supporter that comes to all those shows. He's been coming since the summertime. Yeah. And one time, we did a mic and Brooklyn, Brooklyn Museum. And this is when Sam here ahead that night, the gay dude goes on stage, like, since when we start caring about a white bitch?

And the gay guy I started saying that. He's an audience member. He just went on the state. He's like, let that white bitch fall. We don't care about her no more. Like, just let a close. And he's just like, all right? He's like, call the cops.

Should be good? That shit was the funniest of that would. Because it comes from a place just honesty. So you know what I mean? Well, that's why I think some... That's where some good jokes come from. Yeah, some gay comics, like, like Tim Dill, I think so good at like

roast it. Yeah, but I think he has that like analytical mind where he's so good breaking shit down. That's why he can like roast people. He can throw it back at you real quick. So whatever you say, he's not like kind of repeating it so you can know it what he is. He's just heard what you said? He's like, so you're dumb. That's what you're saying. Yeah, yeah. But that's just someone

that's like, not just for gay people, that's somebody that's like know themselves. Yeah. Like, people swear like, just because you say something to a person and it happens to be gay that you hate gay people. It's not true at all. You might just hate that person and it happened to be gay. Yeah, yeah.

It's a totally different thing. Well, that happens to the race, too. Like, there's like people who don't have an issue with a guy and because the race is a big, oh, so you hate Mexicans? There's just something to hide around. Yeah, yeah, you're like, no, I just, you're just an asshole. Yeah, it's not that you're just, yeah. I don't do with your race.

And I don't even do with the work. The fact that's a nigga, like, you just have a weird face. Yeah, that's it. You know? What is? Whatever. Well, that was, isn't that 21 jump street where he punches the gay black kid? And he goes, I didn't know he was gay when I punched him.

He's like, he wasn't gay when I punched him. He's like, I was gay the whole time. He's like, yeah, but I didn't know. He was like, he didn't punch me, and then I became gay. That's a good movie. It's one of Ice Q's good ones. What's a bad movie he's done? Okay, Triple X.

Friday. Three was bad. No, that's right. Are we there yet? Ice Cube wasn't 21 Jump Street. Yeah. Are we there yet? Yeah, that was bad.

That was terrible. My favorite was... And are we done yet? Two was bad. No, are we done yet? That was the second one. Yeah, that's that's bad. Yeah, that's a cold.

It's a classic in my heart. him in, he was in the second triple X movie, and then he did a cameo in the third one, and he comes out to his own music. It's like an Ice Cube song playing, and he's not playing Ice Cube, and he, like, blows up something with a rock at watcher. Why's his music playing in the bag of it? What's that, what's, oh, first,

is it the first Sunday? And then the church, and the church get robbed? Is him and Cat Williams? That movie is fucking hilarious. Didn't Cat Williams fight, like, a 17-year-old kid or something? He lost. And he thought there was a little person. He lost his 17-year-old kid. It wasn't even 17, I think he was like 15 or something. But he lost. But he thought it was like, he's argument was like he thought it was a little person. She was hilarious

because he tried to run out the kid and the kid just put him in an angle lock. He got him out the way so fast. He also forced somebody at Beanie's single concert and then at Beanie's single concert and they ended up giving a car away to somebody after the ass whipping. Oh, because because he's like, I'm gonna give a car away anyway.

Oh yeah. This is the weirdest thing ever. That's where I got. Well, I told you, I saw also, you know what? Don't sue me. I just gave you a car. Yeah, that's a fact. That's so fun. I told you I saw that that grown man get beat up by like 15 high schools, right? That's hilarious. I already talked about it on here.

It's a lot of people, though. Yeah. No, no, no, no. So, sorry. He got beat up. He got jumped. He got a filial. He came up to a high school girl.

It was like 15. Grabbed her ass. Okay, so it was worth it. All these high school guys just started beating the shit out of it. It was hilarious because it was like a grown man. It was like 45 or something. Honest question. If you were in a...

Well, how good was the ass? No. I mean, he asked him. He's like, he's like, fucking worth it. It was high school good. He's like, those kids could kick my ass. field, let's say, and you got a baseball or a weapon of your choice.

How many six years old could you take out? Probably 12. Really? Is that well? I think 12. What's the weapon of my... My weapon of choice is a katana. Okay. Six is a weird... I think 12 is when they start, like... Getting muscles. You can actually hurt you? Yeah.

I think they're six year olds? Yeah. And you're in a field. And I got a katana? You can have whatever you want. Because at some point it's meaning... But let's a gun. You can't have a gun. That's too easy. Like a katana. It's a sword. Yeah, I have a like a bat. I could take out at least 100.

That's what I'm saying. I'm taking $3.50 them bids' out. But it's also like at some, at some number it's meaningless. At some age, you know what I mean? Because it's like, it's like a baby. You can obviously like kill like 100 babies. You know what I mean?

Because first you're going to go with the original slices with the sword. Oh, you just cut him down in the middle. Yeah, but then after a while you got surprised. So you're going to spin around a circle. A sword will make you tired. Of course. Baseball bat, you're just swinging. It's still swinging either way.

I'm hitting them in the head, man. One shot, they're gone. So you got like this. You're bringing the six-year-olds. We got him here. Hey, Dylan. That would be funny if they could make fights like that. They're like, yeah, he's fighting kids, but there's like nine of, like for M.MA or something like that.

Did you see the Jake Paul fight? No, it was last night, right? What happened? Jake Paul won by decision, apparently. Oh, really? The rest were on his side, though, because every clip I saw, Jake Paul was getting beat the fucking. Really? Yeah.

He was getting fucking willed up. He was on the ropes. Oh, yeah. Which I thought in boxing, because I'm a boxing head, when you hit the ropes, that was like a knockdown. So, if you got a knock, unless you're like Muhammad, I mean, he did the rope he'd purposely. But that's different.

You lean on the road. If you get hit to the ropes, that's a knockdown. But he was leaning on, he got hit to the ropes, and he didn't call that a knockdown at all in the fight. So I'm gonna have a brother to wrestle on his side the whole time. Yeah.

Was it, well, the thing with him, though, is like, people want him to lose. Yeah, because he's a shit talking. Yeah, yeah. But I think they're going to hype him. I think it's like, I think it might be like a story like WWE

where they're purposely trying to like make people hate him to the point where he gets his ass. I think he'd be in W.E. sometimes, too. But I think it's like a build-up to fall down. I think what it's... Oh, yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like, they're like... I think he's going to run into someone that's really going to kill him in the room.

I think they're going to build him up to the point where Van Diesel fights him. Oh, God. Or the Rock. The Rock would actually... But I think Defendezel, I don't know. The Rock is... Van Diesel fight him for family, bro. Oh, that'd be lit.

Who you got him fighting that? Legit kill him in the ring. Legit kill him in the ring. Legit kill him. I'm like, no, that's not... I'm like, no, that's not... You don't think you would kill him? I don't think Maraic could be in a boxing match.

In a boxing match, I don't think he'd kill him. Yeah. Jake Paul, a box and a May fighter. Yeah, okay, so Jake Paul does an MMA. I don't know anything about this. Fucking, uh, right, uh, what is that, nigga? Furry? Well, Tyson and Fury would destroy him.

That's not about the same weight class. It doesn't care. It doesn't matter. Tyson is a super. Is he the same way class that basketball player? Who? Didn't he fight a basketball player? Yeah, you probably?

I don't know. I just think that. I don't care about the ball, brothers. I know that Tyson is going to kill the shit. If he fought him, he would die. I don't know anything about the Paul brothers at all. Neither do I. I didn't know who they were until years.

I just knew one of them. They came from. Yeah, yeah, I just know about them with the video. Have you watched the video? No. It was so awkward. You seen it. Oh, yeah.

You said suicide force. Like, no, no, no. I was like, you're thinking of suicide squad. You're like, it's suicide for you. No, they went viral years ago. Kill myself for us. They went viral years ago because they recorded their video that someone's committing suicide.

Yeah, yeah. But they had a fan base before that. Yeah. They come from Vine. And, and, and, and. Covered Vine and one of them was a Disney Star. Yeah. And then that shit happened.

Disney Star? Yeah, one of them was on a Disney show. What show? I think Jake Paul was on a... Is that where you met that bitch yet? I don't know, man. That's their problem. The only thing I know is they did a podcast and one of their friend was in a late shit with...

What's the podcast? What's the porn bitch? Riley Reed. No, not that one. Her friend. I don't know. Well, she got like a... I think she's pregnant right now and stuff?

Oh, Lana Rhodes? Lona Rose. Yeah, I never watched any of her porn. Is she good? I've never watched any of her porn. Let me check it out. She looks good on Instagram. You're gonna really look at it right now.

Who's your favorite porn star right now? Right now, I like Angela White. He's like the known one. But like the favorite growing up was like Angela White, she's like some big-ass Australian bitch. Yeah. Not big like in fat, big as and thick. Pinky was cool growing up.

That's like every black person's introduction course. Yeah. They're just like, I'm not fucking fat chicks, I swear. Pinky and Cherokee. Oh, Cherokee was the shit. She's nasty to him. Mike, who's your favorite porn star? Who's this one, Angela White?

Yeah. Oh, I see her you're talking. Yeah, she's not fat. She's, I don't know. Yeah, she's thick. She's like a thick. She's Australian. I'm confused about some of the body positivity stuff,

because I don't know, like, what's too much? Well, I'm like, I'm not like one of those people who's like, oh, we shouldn't encourage me a fat because I don't really give a shit. I'm kind of fat. I hate this. Family simulator. What's that?

It's like, like, you can't last this whole game. You'll come. Oh, God. It's a family simulator. What family's that? Come on, Dad, try it out. Kentucky Family Simulator. Arkansas and shit, like, what the fuck?

That is the funniest thing. Is that out of all the incest porn? Not one of them do they have southern accents. I heard that it's a rule in that shit that you can't say you're real brother or sister. It's so dumb because they're all actors anyways. Yeah, but people probably, if you were a kid and you saw this, you'd be like, oh, that's crazy.

I'm going to get a remix of it. I'm like, can you bleep out step in all of them? So I think it's like, legit. So it's, booed, brother. Yeah, or like the barely 18 shit When they clearly old than 18 Yeah, that's so dumb That's fucking stupid

It's not that good Because they're all actors It doesn't matter anyways But that's not true Because when I was younger I thought bang bucks was real Until I realized it wasn't Yeah

I thought that shit was real I was like you know These niggas legit running around in a van Just paying that bitches Yeah yeah That's for real And then somebody told me like No it's not real

I feel like a lot of it's fake I was like you never do like But that's so dumb that like I know she's also not a doctor either. You know what he doesn't? Like, you can't... Yeah. So it's like nobody's gonna be like... First of all. Yeah. You're not supposed to be watching porn unless you're 18 and you should know you shouldn't

fuck people you're related to. Yeah, but when we all were a kid and saw, are you 18 old? Yeah, yeah, yeah. No way to say no. But now they're like... I hate that I'm getting heated about... You feel like a loser if you click eggs. You're like, I'm not in 18. Of course. But I hate that I'm getting so heated about this. They should be able to...

This is a hell of a topic. He got his lawyer's shoes on. He's ready. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He's ready. Now the defendant here. Yeah, I don't think it's that good.

What? Lana Rhodes is porn. I just watched the couple. I just seen her picture on Instagram. That's it. Whoever the listener is, has you started watching porn now. He's like,

oh, it just reminds me. I'm gonna do it, bro. Do it for the gang. Tell your sisters to leave the phone in. Let me know how that nut was for the next episode. Oh, let me see.

Let me give him someone. We'll be like, hey, just follow her on Instagram, but her porn, you could do without it. That's a fact. Black dudes can't watch porn

white guys in it, right? It's the same way. I don't care. I just wanted to be a woman in a man. Yeah. Or train. When you're on porn, look up Ketana Kane.

Yeah, I feel like if it's a train, it would be weird because, like, you're not really thinking I'm that specific person. You're kind of just looking at the girl. I don't like POV porn. You know, because if it's a train, I'm everyone. Yeah, that's crazy. Just Dr. Manhattan. Everyone and the girl.

Yeah, yeah. That's crazy. But I hate POV porn. Really? I like POV porn. It's so weird. It's so weird to watch. And also, I get nauseous watching it.

Really? Because the way it moves, like this shit. And then the guys. Yeah, you only see the woman's body Some guy tries to shake it like he's actually coming Yeah, I fuck with that He'll be pointed weird I love, uh, what's it called one?

It's like, you could tell they're a real couple Swingers? No, like they're real couple You could tell that they did this homemade. Oh, amateur. That's the best one. Amateur's the best. You could really tell like he's...

They always have family guy in the background. There's always like somebody guy. It's legit. All you hear is Pia's laugh. Yeah. The best shit ever is like you could tell this this thing just came home from work.

He's still got his work shirt on You see the kid in the background Like what the is a vlog? This ain't a porn, it's a vlog Best shit ever That would be fun if you just hear a kid like Just asking mom, dad He's like no

She had the door locked That's the Povie The door's just getting shut Some kids face and locked I always heard of some weird shit Like whenever people talk about porn I'm like yo this point where a girl Walk out in public will come on her face

Yeah Oh really? Yeah I never watched that I never watch it by like I'm like every time I hear I'm like I never watched it, but they do say

your average porn watch you're most likely to watch something he would never do. Yeah, because you're all fucking fuck a porn star, nobody's good. So they say your average porn watch it will watch like porn that they would never do.

So like if you're like a regular chick and you just don't do nothing weird, you're going to watch BDSM. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm like, oh, that doesn't work for everybody. I think some people it matches up, but I think a lot of things you watch it porn and you try in person. You're like, eh, that's not,

It looked better. Yeah. Only thing that lives up, I feel like fucking throats. Yeah, that's true. But I think that angle could be weird, though, because then your asshole can be right in her face, depending on how it's done. That's weird. I hate the shot where they shoot it from the dudes. Oh, yeah, you just see balls.

Yeah, I'm like, oh, come on. You know, you know. I don't even know why I stood up for that. Yeah, I ain't trying to watch that shit. Come on. I hate when they do, like, an hour video and it's 30 minutes or second. I'm like, all right, I skip through this part. Yeah, 30 minutes a second.

I just like the five-minute clips. And then we've gone, like, for 15 minutes or so. Five minute clips, that's enough for me. Yeah. I'll just skip through. I'll skip through. I'll just like go from here. That is true.

I like jumping. I like jumping. I like, I see a face. What may her face do that? And then I get hyped if I see a video. I saw it when I was younger. I'm like, it's the one right here.

I've never seen. I've never had to have it. I fit the ones. You never came back to a classic? You never remembered the video search? Bro, I remember. Okay, that's happened before. And then I'm like, this video is so grainy and shit.

Because, like, times have changed. Oh, yeah. It was like, pixelated and stuff. It was so obvious that it was an actual porn. Video came out, 2014, 15. I was in college. It was a girl sucking dick while telling her story. She's like, and she's like, yeah, and then this guy came in.

He was like, I knew he was like bringing, bring his friends. And they just looked at me as it's like, so she's going to suck the dick? And she's like, yeah. And they just just, whey, whey, one guy had a pretty big dick. And I'm like, she's stuck in this other guy's dick while talking about another guy's dick big big. And I'm just like mad weird. And he's just like, mm-hmm. My favorite video

That's so funny that even a girl's story about sucking people's dicks is boring My favorite video of porn is It was two girls Two bad bitches, right? It's like a lesbian shit So she pulls out a strap over and starts fucking Big black dude walks

Like, nah bitch put that dick away I'm fucking both y'all I just start douging both of this shit That's the hell of the thing ever Well that's my favorite is the OG Mubo video I guess that one There's his paper And she's a fake dick, but it's funny because she's like, she's like, I have child support

checks for OG Mudbone. And he's like, that's not me. And then, but it is OG Mudbone. And then it's like, OG Mudbo fucks postal slut. It's so funny because like the cum shot, he goes, special delivery from OG Mudbone, bitch. And it's like the perfect, like, but then it's like a hose. And we found out years later, like it was fake. But like when we're like 20, we're like, yeah, this is fucked up.

This is our hero. But it's like a fountain for like minutes of just spraying her. That's legit. But it was what we were talking about. I think you could die if you ever. came that long and hard. That's too much. Yeah, you just...

Dude, some people... I heard somebody saying, like, Tom Segorah was talking on his podcast. Apparently, he has, like, 20 squirts sometimes. Like, that is nuts. That's nuts. That's wild game. I've had enough sex in a day where I couldn't come no more. Yeah, not that.

Yeah, yeah, but it's not like... That's from separate time. It's not like one time and just, like... That's crazy. So, he's like a little automatic gun? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That bitch is covered and come. What the fuck?

Yeah. Just like a commercial and shit. What's up? Just keep getting none of her at the whole time. Yeah, yeah, that's... I don't know what you... We'll be right, but... Well, I'm sure that would be good, though,

because I'm sure you'd be orgasming the whole time. You know what I mean? Because I think every time my orgasm, like, fuck, that was like 30 seconds compared to, like, somebody who's just like... Yeah. I was like... I don't know.

People always say, like, yeah, you get into meditation and you can come through, like you know. I don't believe that. I don't believe that. If you work out more and shit, I'm not that's not true, though. No, that's just somebody trying to get you into the... That's like the joggers high.

My dad used always said it because I was such a little druggie kid. He's like, you know, if you go running, you can get a runner's high. That's real. That's real. Yeah, but it's not like the same. Oh, of course. No, no, no. But you definitely have that runners high when you're running mad laps and then you're tired and then you just feel like you just got to complete.

Yeah. Yeah. It just comes to you. Yeah, but you're like, I think you're like a little lightheaded and you feel nice, but it's not like, you're not like, oh, yeah. This is the shit. I'm ready to break this shit. You're out there rubbing your teeth. You're like, yeah, let's just running.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Your whole face expression has changed. Like, fuck that. Yeah. But that's what I like running now because I don't know. I'm too lazy to like look up workouts, so I just go for a run. But I don't know.

I listen to podcasts and stuff like that. Are you running? I can't listen to podcasts. I don't do that. I do music while I run. Yeah, me too, because sometimes I listen to a funny podcast. Yeah, laughing and running. Yeah.

I was benching in the gym listening to Brilliant Idiots. Yeah. I almost collapsed because it was so fucking funny. Yeah, that's a moment's like that. That's real. I had moments like that was Joe Bunn's podcast. That's just so wild shit. I never listen to his.

That shit is so fucking funny. I don't know what episodes I tell you to start because it's mad episodes. Yeah, we just like kind of jump in. One thing, every podcast, you got to listen to the last episode because he's the most updated on what's going on. So listen to this podcast.

But Joe wasn't different because of like insider shit. So you wouldn't understand what he's talking about in the past. Unless you go back. Unless you go back. Oh, so he's like episode 414. But you were like, yeah. Sometimes he does that shit. Sometimes he's just this shit.

Yeah. You like that, man. What's your favorite podcast? Joe, Joe Rogan. how does do it sometimes he gets on these like rants sometimes and you're like all right how much of joe rogan shit do you actually believe like what depends what do you be like it's like i think we talk about wild shit and like he told about shit that he believes in i mean how much that you actually believe i don't believe in none of his shit i just listen to it yeah yeah

well i mean i think he was his fear factor nigga yeah he has some interesting like thoughts on like certain like i agree with him sometimes but then he's too preachy sometimes you know like i'll big oh yeah i agree with what he's saying about like you know this this or that but then it's like Yeah, I don't know Speaking so vaguely Because I don't want to say anything People are like

Yo, those aren't my opinion I'm gonna be on a podcast one day He was like So you remember this one time Yeah, you said you were four Transgender athletes My intern brought this up to me That you don't like me

That's an intern right Jamie Jamie's on the side of us Like yeah Michael What you got anything to say about that? Yeah, I like the episode When he interviewed someone that I like I don't just listen to the world

Chappelle's one I like Bill Burr You know Andrew Shollah I heard Chappelle's podcast sucks though. Let me say it was very good. That shit's fire, my thing. That's good. I want to hear the one with... But it's like, you gotta really fuck with Chappelle, because they're telling

like stories. Yeah. Because he's interviews mad to me, but he's all sitting together at one time. Yeah. They're just telling mad stories about, like, what they went through and shit. It gets preaches. Well, then I feel like I would like it, because it's what, yeah, yeah. It gets preachy sometimes because he's like, you know, most definite Tyler Qualies out there, so they're super black.

Yeah. But he's, like, he has, like, Michelle Wolf and him on there. He'll be, like, vaguely preachy, though. He won't say specific things to Like Joe Rogan will be like you gotta get up early take your four vitamins do this to that Cheapel she'll say something like so deep but also like not specific you know what I mean He'll be like it's usually he pulls a cap of heart and he makes it about him yeah yeah yeah yeah Joe Rogan man you should do this yeah yeah yeah took in the shot my favorite was what my favorite of what was the the oh I think we're low on that my bed Of Tito's yeah yeah yeah or the tequila oh yeah yeah yeah that's good we got like five minutes left

But I like the Kanye West Joe Rogan episode Because it was like Joe Rogan wasn't even there Yeah But that's like a Kanye interview period He just controls it Yeah yeah He's all overplace Joe Rogan could have left the room

And like an hour later Kanye would have been like And that's why I'm gonna make a village That runs on water but is powered by God The one thing I hear about Kanye It's legit about nothing Yeah His interviews about nothing

Unless he was like a breakfast club I knew like a real interview That's different When he interviewed Joe Rogan it was legit about nothing Yeah I wasn't like oh, he had a good take on that. I was like, I don't even know what the fuck he's talking about. Yeah, he's talking about the birthday party.

I might vote for him next year, though. Really? Yeah. I do think it's funny, though, when I had white people tell me it's white privilege to vote for Kanye. I'm like, I don't... How does that work? Yeah, I was like, this doesn't make any sense because I'm like, how it works.

I don't know how that works. What's up? What's up? How's it going? I don't know how that works. Yeah, I don't know. I'll get that person. Have him explained to me.

Well, because they're like, if you don't vote for Joe Biden, and then you're voting for Trump, which is voting for racism. But I'm like, you just want me to vote for your person. Now you're saying that... Is it ever like a... Will there ever be a good president that we all believe in that will actually be a good president? I don't think so.

The rock. But I think... I mean, he still did some shitty stuff. He was like, I don't even fuck with that. He's too black. It's like it too honest. He's too Samoan. Yeah, you only did you cook once.

Stop lying. First, order of action, pineapple on everything. That's hilarious. Is that a... Oh, that's a Hawaiian thing. You're talking about the Rock is president? Yeah, yeah. Dude, he'd be kind of badass.

I want some different shit. I want like a trans president. Yeah, a trans person would be dope. That'd be hilarious because he'll be trying to fight for everybody. Catelyne General. It's funny because she's a republic. I always make jokes about that. It's like Caitlin Jenner.

She'll be like, she'll be like, shouldn't be coming to this country? I don't know what to make of Caitlin's doing. She says she's not gay. Yeah, she's a lesbian. Yes. She's a real nigga. I mean. But she's a woman as a man.

But she's never had the full operation. Yeah, but she's also a murderer. She sleeps with a woman because she thinks sleep with men is gay. But you're a trans woman. She's like, I'm not one of those fucking quirs. She killed him, man. Keep that gay shit out of my house. She's like, every time I think of a kid a girl, I think of a catwoman joke.

What was it? He was like, you got to watch off of white people. They'll do shit you never thought that could actually be done. How you kill a man and you just change faces? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he's like, yeah, she had everyone confused when she told the court. Oh, yeah. The judge was like, Bruce Jenner, ma'am, sit down.

That's funny shit. The Rock would be so intense. He would be good because I think he could really like getting people's faces. Which would be good. You know what I mean? I didn't want to see his press conferences. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like, Rock, how you feel about it?

The Rock feels how the Rock feels. Yeah. Like, you're thinking what? Every U.N. meeting would look like a fucking way in boxing match. He just put the fist right there. Dude, I'm so forward that. He would look badass. And, like, him talking to Kim Jong-un would be hilarious.

Because Kim Jong-un, there's no way he wouldn't get nervous. Mississippi. And you see his stoneclothes pop up out of nowhere. No, but here's the thing about Kim Jong-un. I don't feel like he gets nervous. He's like, remember, everybody thinks he's a god in his country, so he's just like, I don't bring sweat.

Yeah, but does anybody forget him? Kim Jong-un and Dennis robbed me, like, super close. Oh, Kim Jong-un's only a god in that country, though. Yes, it. No one care about him. He looks like every other agent over here. Yeah. Well, he like...

It looks like a hype beast. He really does. Yeah, he does. Supreme shirt. Yeah. Some Air Force ones? Yeah. You see the Supreme train everybody's going crazy about?

I fucking hate that shit. I feel it's a big thing in California especially. I think L.A. people are really into that. I've only been there once. It's all like one guy there. That's just how well, I'm like. Yeah, but Supreme comes from New York, though, right? I'm not into this fashion shit, bro.

I'm not into the high-tee. I like my shit. I love fire shit. I don't like it when it's overdone. Yeah. Because they just buy Supreme just because Supreme. I guess something you fly. Isn't it super expensive, too?

Yeah, it's not really that crazy. A white t-shirt was just Supreme on it. It's like $50. Yeah, but that's a white t-shirt with Supreme. That's the box logo. But you can get like a big-ass jacket with all the logos on it. It's like $200.

It's not that bad. Yeah. It's not too expensive. Also, people wear it put so much value to it on a different level. It's just kind of like... Well, it's different levels of fucking designer. You go to Gucci. You're not getting anything in Gucci.

That's like 800. I feel like Kanye's line too. Like it'll just be like a sweater and then it'll be like... But it has holes in where your nipples should be. But the shoes are cheap, though? Shoals are like 200. Shoes are not bad. Yeah.

Were they getting it started. Did he easy. You started out like super expensive, though? It used to be, but you try to bring down the price or something. Oh, nice. I just think his shoes are ugly. He's creating some device that, like, you can mix his songs in. So I guess you plug your phone into it.

To the shoes? No, no, no. No, he got, like, advice where he could just listen to his music. Yo, you can, like, put bass boost it or, like, turn on the drums. I get the name of it. I would love it if his new shoes were, like, every time you walk, dun da, dun, d. Like a fonta commercial? Danda, danda, danda, don't you want to.

Danda. Yeah, we do got to end here, though. Do you guys have anything to promote? I got a show every Tuesday at a fucking St. Nicholas Park on 135th Street called DripSets. And I also have a show every Sunday at 4 o'clock. It's a brunch show at the Shrine in Harlem. So, yeah, come to those shows. Surround with Ishmael Gainter.

And Underground Zinn is a shit. Yeah, I got a show at Sourbounce every Saturday, keep your Tim's on. I be doing shows all around New York. Hopefully do more kind. Didn't people, real quick, did people get pissed at you? Did somebody say like, Yang didn't win because Lawrence took that video. We just said that. It's so funny.

You influenced elections. It's like, there's no way. I did. I did it. When that first happened, I shed tears of joy because I was like, yeah, it's hilarious that. People are in a boardroom. Yeah. Talking about you.

Talking about me. On how one black kid ruined election. He's like, this fucking nuisance. It was like, I don't know. black man. They didn't want to give him clout on fucking you're like a UFO. You're like an unidentified black man.

All that happened, there was only two people that gave me credit. Andrew Schultz and Strongman. That's legit. Yeah. Andrew Joe's like, this is the greatest shit that ever happened to him in the mayor. Yeah. It was good. Well, I think that's kind of thing that keeps them in the news, like the same way Trump will talk about

shit and then he'll keep eyes on. So I think even even helped him. I don't know. I don't think he helped him. I didn't see him since. Yeah, that's a good point. He's been dodging Lawrence from me. Yeah. I think he'll try to recreate it. I remember I remember walking down the street and Lawrence is coming this way,

and Andre Yang was someone the other way, and he said, oh, no, no. He's getting in the coffee shop. I was like, yo, chill out. No, it was really coffee. You know, underground's in the game. Me, Derek, Miles, kind of, all of us.

All right, sweet. Black Power.