Morning Good - Jesus Is On This Cruise - Episode 66

Episode Date: March 6, 2022

Thanks again to Adam, friend of the show, for coming back on by himself. Make sure to follow him on IG @adamchristopherrr and check out both his show @purefruitcomedy and his comedy channel @waytoozesty.tvAs always, find Michael Good on Instagram @michael_good1125 and on Twitter @agoodmichaelThis podcast was produced by Paxton Fleming, you can find him on Instagram @yaboypax **There were some technical issues in this episode. For the few tough bits of audio in this one, please hold tight or skip a little ahead they are few and far between.**

Thanks for the F-Shack. I love dirty Mike and the boys. Hey, are you dirty Mike and the boys? How you know who we are? What's this? They called the podcast? Morning. I love that.

Yeah, it's me with the boner on the front. Welcome to me. We are rolling. This is the Michael Good, uh, wakeboarding podcast. Wakeboarding. Where is my wakeboarders at? Dude, they're, they're, well, they're all in Florida. right now. They're in Florida. That's a big

wake town. Yeah. We need to bring it up here. Where would you? Why guess you could do it in the river? Wakeboarding in the Hudson. That would be so hard. I'll meet you on the east. There's like there's like teams now. It's like divided. I could see that. Yeah. I, uh, dude, I grew up like big into wakeboarding, which is such a funny thing to be like, like in my mind when I was a kid, I was like, well, you actually used to wakeboard? Oh, yeah. I was like, I'm going to be

professional wakeboarder. Whoa. That's the one where you're getting tugged. Yeah. Yeah. On like a mini-surfboard. on a shirt for you. Get into position and then they just like splash you while they're jerking you off yeah, yeah.

But it's no, it's one of those things where I wasn't that good editor or anything. But I was just like, yeah, this is like a logical

career path for me, which is crazy to think. You're like, this is, well, it's just as crazy as being like,

I'm going to go on stage and make people laugh. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's just as crazy. It's almost like anything that

I realize any position, professional thing that you want to do, it just sounds crazy. I want to be the best app designer. You know, you're like, yeah,

right. It's not going to be like an Uber. You know, like no one's like, anyone's like idea for what they want to do. It just always sounds crazy. Oh, yeah.

But also there aren't as many haters as you think. That's my favorite, Nate Bargotsi was talking about that on a podcast where he's like somebody, people always say like, oh yeah, people say I could never make it. He's like,

who's out there telling you to your face? Like, you're never going to be. It's always yourself too. Yeah. It's hilarious. It's not a person that. passes by.

The closest is like, people think it all the time. Yeah, people, people do think it. And the closest they'll say to that is like,

so what do you, what do you do for money? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or something like that. Yeah, yeah, and that's like their way of saying, like, you're never going to make it.

Yeah, but nobody will just be like, you have no shot. Yeah, yeah. It's great just being like, oh, no, I have a bunch. It's fine. Yeah, yeah, I'm fine, yeah.

But just to, get the record. Oh, is Adam Christopher, by the way. Oh, yeah, hi, I'm Christopher, friend of the pod. Yes.

I'm back in town, baby. I'm back in town. I just want to set the record straight. I think the last episode we talked about are dick sizes. Said it straight. Yeah, I'm going to set it real straight right now. And I said that mine was like average size.

And it's like, yeah, it's average size to like my body size though. So it's like fucking enormous. Okay, thanks for clarifying that. Like you're short, right? So like your average size is like average rate. Yeah, but your average size huge. Yeah, it's like massive.

So I just wanted to set that record straight, so there's no doubt that I just have. We did get viewer mail about that. There were a couple people that wrote us in the line. I figured I heard people like maybe like whispering something like average dick. Yeah. When we walk into the room, you're like, all my friends are here. And then everyone like holds to whisper and you just hear average dick. That's what's been happening.

I just want to set that record straight. Well, I have a, yeah. I saw some stuff on Twitter about it too. People are like average dig. What does that even mean? You know, it's a. Yeah. Yeah. But I'm glad you clarified that.

There was a lot of viewer mail. There was some kid from Ohio. I think he was curious about what you meant by that. Ohioans want to know. Yeah, it's something there went. Ohio. You're not from Ohio. No.

You're saying hi. Yeah, I'm saying Ohio. I'm saying Ohio to Ohioans. Is it called Ohioans? I wish. Also, I talked about this last time. I never do one-on-ones, but with you both have been one-on-ones. Well, the last time, too, I just never got back to you.

No, that's fine. Yeah, this time I got back to you. I was like, this is the time I should get back to it. Yeah. Well, I haven't had a good set up for this podcast and forever. Like my last episode, I did in somebody's car. And I was great. Yeah, but I was in the back seat and they didn't look back.

The two comics that were in the front were just facing forward the whole time having a full conversation. You're that annoying guy in Pulp Fiction. Yeah, yeah. Hey, are you going to stop for hamburgers? Yeah. Please talk to me. Did you like try to join them up? front.

No. Well, there wasn't, I mean, I'd be sitting on the center console. Yeah. Because we're, console.

Yeah. You sound like a car salesman. From Europe. Yeah. So, please check out the center console. So what's been up with you? Well,

I want to talk about wakeboarding more. Yeah. Because that is our fan base. That is the fan base. Yeah, yeah. There were kids in my high school that were pro wakeboarders,

which that's fucking sick. Because you win a boat. If you win a competition, you can win a boat. Yeah, you can win a boat. So you can, like, continue the wakeboarding dream. Yeah, now you have to worry about the, oh, that's great.

Yeah. Which is just so much money for, like, a sport that probably doesn't have many viewers. Yeah. Like, I'm, there's not like people watch. Well, it's like so much money based on, like, the estimated value of the boat, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Who's buying boats? Yeah, yeah. No, it is a hard thing. My buddy said, but, like, in Florida, it's like, I think, yeah, it is one of those things that, like, there aren't constantly people buy. I don't know how it works. Yeah, I don't know how it works either.

but it just seems like, because it's like, unless you're giving the cash up front, like, this is like $60,000 in value. Yeah. It's like, that's what you're calling it.

Yeah, but is anyone buying this, though? Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a good point. So if they gave you the cold hard cash, then we'd be like,

all right, this is good, but if they just give you a boat, it's kind of like, yeah. Because then you have to flip the boat, and then you have to become a boat salesman, and that's the next progression

from Wake border to boat salesman. And then you learn that the boat economy is being hit real hard right now. Yes, by COVID. People aren't going on boats. People are not going on boats. I saw they're starting cruises now, which I'm... Yeah, yeah.

Have you been on a cruise? Oh, man. Yeah. It's not for me. It's not for me. I can see you just being like, yeah, yeah, yeah. This guy, no. It's not for me.

Cruises are not for me. I don't like... I like the environment, but I don't... I get seasick. Yeah, I like the environment to a degree where I'm like, it is fascinating. They put a whole city in a boat, like a leisure town city. Yeah. But then I'm like, I live a couple blocks from Times Square.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're like, yeah, I don't do that. So that's already there. Yeah. And so when I was on the cruise, I was like, oh, I could do everything that I could do on land. Then why am I doing this? And then like, I didn't like, every time we like set sail and then we landed at a port or something. It was so like, what is that?

Like homogenized? It was like kind of like made so like, it's just for the tourist entertainment. where it's like... Hamajas and I mean one group of people. I thought you were like... Oh, yeah. We stopped in Mexico. Everybody was Mexican.

I mean, I want some diversity. No, that's what I'm saying, though. I do want some more diversity in these towns that we're heading to, you know? Well, they do feel very like... No, but it is very, like, Disney World, where it's like, it's like... Within the first mile of every port,

it's like a fantasy world of like, everyone's, like, smiling, and the merchants are like happy to see. You go a little bit further. Everyone's sad and crying. And for every port, I went further. I was like, what's behind the, what's behind the curtain? And it got real sad, real fast.

And then one of the places, I think it was like San Lucia. I think that's an island. I went further and this guy, like, befriended me. And he was like, oh, let me take you on a private tour. I was like, yeah, let's do that. And then, like, halfway through him, like, this feels weird. This feels weird. And then he's like, oh, let me show you around this, like, coffin,

coffin store. What the fuck? There's a store that sells coffins. Let me show you that. No one's going to see that. I'm like, yeah, is no one going to see me either? Where are we headed to right now? And then we're there.

I'm like looking at these coffins. I'm like, wow. Coffins. Was he like sizing you up? He's like, let's just for fun. Let's just measure your height in a coffin. It was so shady. It was so shady.

And like the woman who like worked there. So everyone was like, oh, this guy was like saying hi to everyone. Right. And they're really kind of like, like they don't know him. But he was like, hey, my friend. and they're like, hey, buddy. So I was like, this guy, that's why he started feeling weird, because I think he was, like, pulling some stuff

where he was, like, trying to act like the local, like, fun guy. But, like, no one knew. You know the local fun guy? Brings you to cough in stores. And then I'm there, and the saleswoman, he's like, they're all, like, very friendly when they, when they see him for a second. Like, oh, my God, you're back again.

That's so great. Nice to see you. And then I turn the corner in, like, the woman that he said, the low to comes to me. and it's like, hey, this guy is not good. This guy is not good. You have to go now. That's terrifying.

It's so terrifying. And I was like, oh, thank you so much. And then I was like, man, this coffin's really nice. Hey, I got to go. And he's like, I'll let me introduce you to my other friend. He's a chef at like a five star restaurant. And it's like this big guy just like all muscle. I'm like, yeah, chef of what?

Tying me up and putting me in a coffin. So I met the guy. And then I was like, listen, I think my boat's set in sale. I'm going to have to like head out. And then just to like, because like everyone's kind of like trying to hustle over there. I mean, where are they not trying to hustle like over here too? But it's just whatever, right? But like I felt like he did take me someplace.

Maybe I'm freaking out. So I just gave him like 20 bucks. I was like, hey, thanks for all this. I do have to go though. And so like he like just to like. kind of soothe it over. So, like, he's not bitter. Like, hey, what about, like, and makes, like, trouble.

Yeah, because it's hard to argue. Somebody who's giving you money. Kicked in where I was like, let me just give you, like, 20 bucks. Yeah. Like, you did give me a good time. Experience, for sure. And then, like, after that port, it was like the fifth stop. After that stop, I was like, I think I know what's behind the curtain.

I don't want to go. Yeah, yeah, you don't want to. The rest of the times, too, I was like, nah, I don't want to do this. This is, it feels weird just like a bunch of people going to see, like, like, third world like countries or like places and then just kind of but at the same time that's like the heartbreaking thing at the same time is like those economies thrive on tourism so it's like it's like i don't like the the fact that it's like oh look we're so rich we can just like splash money here yeah i don't like that fact but then it's like that is their main money maker which is kind of

unfortunate so so yeah yeah i apologize there's not enough like a funny little like angles to this I got a little too real, but yeah, cruises aren't for me. That's basically... That is very true, because I went to Haiti, and it was so funny because I had a professor in college, she's like, don't go to tourist destinations in third world countries, but then went to Haiti, they're like, we need tourists. Like, this is, yeah. Yeah.

It is a tough thing. And it's like, I mean, I'm just not an economist. I don't know. What could they could do to reshape the thing? Yeah. But I was just a comedy guy. Yeah, just a comedy guy. I saw what I saw, and I was like, oh, man, it's sad out.

But if that's what they thrive on, then... But I will say, too, the cruises are gross, right? Yes. Because, like, man, I was like, we deserve COVID. Like, after what I saw on cruises. Yeah. You know, like, it's... We're so gross, right?

That, like, there would be, like, people, like, the staff would be playing guitar being, like, wash your hands. Wash... Yeah, dude. And they would sing, like, Beatles covers. That's what it was. I want to wash your hands. They would just be, like, buy, like,

by water stations, like telling you to like wash your hand all the time and like, don't drink the water. You know, like, only get bottled. And I'm like, yo, this is so gross. And then like, so many people that like were on like wheelchairs, I was like, oh man, it's cool that people like in wheelchairs. Like handicapped people in wheelchairs like get to experience. Like cruises are fun because they get to do this and stuff.

And then like half the people that were on wheelchairs didn't actually need the wheelchairs. Oh yeah. They would like get up and like pick up their chair to like go up two steps to then. like roam around like in their wheelchair in the next level like it was like brutal and then there was a person

that was like in your mind you're like that's one brave man and he's just like wait did I just witness a miracle Jesus is on this cruise he's healing people on the sly and having a good time on the side

too yeah yeah and like one person like got up from their wheelchair to like reach for fries in the buffet station that's the last one time I ate at that buffet station too. Yo, buffets are crazy, right?

That's another thing where I'm like, we deserve COVID. Oh, yeah, yeah. Like buffets. Dude, yeah, I used to, yeah, I used to get, there was a buffet at my, like, cafeteria in college and I would just take a fucking, like, you had like a to-go box and I would, like, keep stealing the to-go boxes and just pack up, like, food for, like, you know, five days. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Oh, man, that's the best.

But that, the coffee sales thing, you know, it would be kind of a smart idea if you ran. a coffin sales company to also have somebody out there murdering people. Like if they were closed, that's kind of like a good. He's like, do you wonder if that, that would have been something to invest in turn COVID coffins? It's kind of funny. Like, I feel like a lot of like funeral homes have like Italian names. Oh, yeah. There is something going on.

There might be like that market going on. We need bodies to fill these coffins. Yeah, business has been great. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. look at our coffins on display like why are their bodies in every coffin?

I went but yeah I went on a cruise to Mexico the only cruise I've ever been on and I do How long was the cruise? It was like four days. Four days? Oh man I went on a two week cruise. That is a nightmare. I lost my mind. And then we were stuck on the boat for like

we missed our time slot because okay so getting on the cruise right it was supposed to leave at 4 p.m. We ended up leaving at 2 in the morning because upon arrival the boat, right? There's a thing called a pilot, which is like a smaller boat that guides, yeah, yeah, that guides

the boat into like a small, like narrow place. Someone was like dying, like a passenger was dying in the thing, in the boat from the previous, like, trip. And so they had to get like helicopter rescued out. So you guys hopped on and there was still somebody. What? No, no, no. So

that's part of the delay, right? So the boat's arriving. Someone's dying in the boat. Helicopter comes to pick up the couple that's dying, then they unboard. And while they're like parking the boat, the pilot falls overboard and

not to be found. So another person dies. Jesus Christ. So I'm like, it's my first time on a cruise and I'm like, wow, three people already died. You're just at the buffet line with the guy from the coffin store. He's like, man, this is a tragedy. That is crazy. That's crazy. So then it's like, then the boat needs to be reset. So that took

until like 2 a.m. They're like, all right, now we're boarding. Welcome aboard. We were like, yeah, we know that three people just died. So, like, the, the mood was already, like, very somber. Yeah. Like, coming in. And then they're like, because they're like, but, like, they're trying to, like, keep spirits up.

Yeah. Wash your hands. And, uh, um, so, like, we, we bored. And because we were late from the 4 p.m. like, departure, um, we missed the first stop that we were supposed to take. So we went straight to the next stop, which was like another day away. So we were on for, like, at extra. like days and that was the first time I ever experienced that where I was like I was like I felt

like I was truly going crazy like also the room is like the room that I had was like the size of like your rug it's just like a tiny like like you pull the bed down kind of situation that's terrifying yeah yeah that's so scary see yeah it's four days I can imagine two weeks yeah yeah exactly then the rest of the days come in you because like I can't even drink anymore for more than like three days in a row I can't imagine That's the other thing, too, man. The drinking, I couldn't drink past that either. I was seeing people every day.

I'm like, wow, this is you on alcohol for five days straight, man. Yeah. They were not saying stuff. Like, everyone was just, like, mumbling to each other. It was like, it was really wild, man. Well, that's kind of like a great move if you have a severe alcohol problem. Like, because you just trick yourself mentally being like, I'm on vacation. Oh my God.

And then you're just like, always on a cruise, just destroying your life. Because as, I've always decided that, like, if I ever, like, come to terms with, did I have a drinking problem? I'm just only going to drink out of fun cups. So it'll be like hard to be an intervention. It's not like a pineapple. They're like, this is destroying your life.

Be like, come on. It's fun. Because it's so hard to take. Because we get an intervention like on a cruise. So when he's playing like a steel drum in the background, you're like this is, can you see what you're doing?

You're destroying everything. I don't know. Like everything seems not bad. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It just all becomes a blur. Yeah.

Oh my God. But I get what you're saying about the towns. Like, because remember we went to like, We got off in Mexico, and the first place is Senior Frogs, which is clearly not like an authentic Mexican experience. No. But then we went further, and then it was kind of crazy because they had those pharmacy stores

where my buddy's like, this dude was like hammered, and he's like, yeah, I took a bunch of morphine and Viagra at the same time. And I'm like, because you could just get it kind of like over the counter. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, my God. And then some guy offered me his sister. Some guy was like, you can have sex to my sister for money. And I was like, no, thank you.

I have a girlfriend. Oh, man. What a very, uh, yeah. what a very interesting dynamic. But as we said, we want to support the local business. So I did. It would be disrespectful to ought to. No, I mean, how much for both of you then?

Let's make it a real good time. That would be the funniest thing. It's just like some guy who pretends to be a like, what's it called philanthropist? He's like, I go to, you know, I try to help jumpstart local economies. It's just him getting fucked up in like third world countries. I bet that's what it is. Yeah. Because it's like if, because like, yeah, like, yeah.

like why wouldn't you do that if you're like really rich and you just get away because he's like about a pound of Coke and four hookers I bought the hotel yeah it was only a million dollars I have 10 billion dollars yeah it's it's weird but yeah I couldn't do the cruise thing any longer than that

because everything feels kind of fake and like it's I don't know that's the thing yeah yeah and I think the other thing too I feel like people that go there and love it I feel like maybe they have like a really like bad job or like this is truly like their getaway like they, I think there's an element where I'm like, you guys can't believe that this is real. Yeah, it's so fake.

But I think they know that that is and it's like, but we like it like this. Yeah, yeah. We wish it was like this. Yeah. But it's not. And then like, you know, just finding out like that cruise employees get paid like dog shit. Really?

Yeah, they get like underpaid. And it's like like maritime loss. They don't have to. Oh, that's so annoying. They're like, no wage. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Minim wages. Actually, there is no minimum wage. There's no laws. you want a bag of oranges you're lucky damn yeah it's crazy yeah yeah there's a whole other thing going on

it is a whole other world and it like I mean talking about like a life of entertainment that's a form of entertainment like being in on a cruise like that's putting on that show yeah that's that's really wild it's a fake I know somebody who

I know this girl who she worked on a on a ship like a traveling ship and with her boyfriend and they broke up and now they've just been for years just the same job like oh I thought they were on the cruise together I broke up on the cruise it's like well we got two weeks now

this is terrible I do a lot of people get cheated on on cruises oh man well I think that's why they they do like uh there's like what's that swingers cruise they do like swingers cruise and they do like gay cruises and stuff I've decided I'm going to become one of those like especially being from Florida like I when I'm 60 I've said this in the podcast but this is what I'm going to do lots of rings uh Hawaiian shirt

very like tan Oh man you're gonna look like you have so much history Like this guy definitely like Killed at least one person Knows how to fly a plane Yeah And recently set something big on fire Yes yes

Always drinking rum Yeah yeah yeah yeah there's always I always describe this There's a bandaid on a bleeding wound But it's not working Like you're still bleeding out of whatever orph is With like just a shitty bandaid on it But then a wife who's just like

Whatever just the biggest fake tits on the planet Like not even attractive that point you're like, they look like you have balloons on your chest. But I'm just going up to, like, local guys in the crew is like, hey, you want to fuck my wife? And that's... I'm writing a book. Don't I look like it, at least? Yeah, you're going to look like a decked out Hemingway.

Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's the vibe. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I'm actually just describing family members, but that's... Who was that modeled after? My father, no, I'm just getting it. Yeah, yeah. He's a redhead guy.

Actually, my aunt, she wears a lot of rings. A lot of Hawaiian, like, she has a pot belly. Oh, dude, that's part of her, too. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's always two buttons too low. You're like, or maybe one, you're like, this just, it was almost appropriate for you to wear this, but then there's just one that's just too much.

That's so wild that, like, yeah, the communication of things, right? You get one more button, it's like, all right, this guy's looking for trouble. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But one more up, he's like, okay, he's just on vacation. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, he's normally conservative, but is on. of duty right now.

Yeah, yeah. Just with the one button. Yeah. Yeah. These are getting crazy. I think I do too, where I'm like, I'm almost like, oh, this guy might take it to the edge. Yeah, but you leave that mystery. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I think the third button would be like, all right, you're saying too much. Yeah. I saw somebody, I was in, I think the Bahamas, and there was this guy with a beard there, and you're like, oh, this was a spring breaker who, because he didn't look like he was from the Bahamas. It's just a spring breaker who went here and then just never left. And I also, like, I was talking to six. somebody who had a friend that did that.

Like in college, he went on, like, a vacation. Like solo? No, like, with a group of people. And then he was like, I'm not leaving. And he's been, like, in some, like, tropical paradise for, like, six years now. I forgot who it was. But that's just so funny. Like, yeah, I'm not going back to school.

I'm abandoning everything. Like, this is just, this is where I belong. It's kind of awesome. Oh, my God. Dude, every time you go, like, someplace, like, with a big group, you're, like, one-four loco away from just staying there. Yeah. Dude, I had a bite

Like that Key West He was like, He went to Key West And he's like, Yeah, I'm gonna become a fucking bartender here. I'm moving down here on like a week. And then he sobered up and was like, I was going through psychosis from

Man, I just, Once I tasted one of their pies, I lost my mind. Wasn't even the drinking. Yeah. He's like, I decided the second we got here

Her first meal. Oh, no, I'm still drinking heavily, man. You want to actually meet up tonight? Yeah. I'm back in town. It's a different world.

I don't know. I like that I always feel like I have to cap our riffs with something to say. It's a different world. What the fuck was that? It's a different world out there. Things are different. There was no point of me saying. In this world.

It is an interesting reflex. It's like what to do after. It's like, I did after joke sometimes. I'm like, I didn't need that sentence there. It's so wild. I think it's just like, Because the brain is still like,

the mental effort it takes to make the brain say like a bunch of words. Yeah. It's like the momentum to like stop. It's like when you're running really fast. And then you try to stop. There's a few steps that you take that.

Like those are the extra words. Yeah. Dude, I'll say probably like paragraphs just in between that I just are unnecessary things to say all the time. Yeah. Oh man. Yeah.

Yeah. But I think that's what's also cool that the mind and like comedy is like you get to become aware of that. And then you just get sharper and sharper. That's like, which is like, that's fun. Yeah. It's great.

Sometimes you don't even have to say anything at all. You do that, right? Yeah. I just keep smiling. But yeah, yeah, sometimes that does not work. How long do you commit to it? So, by the way, for the listeners, you have a bit where you don't say anything. Yeah, yeah.

And I just like smile and I just kind of like milk the tension for a while. But you make it sound like your, I've heard people say it like looks like your things. Oh, well, no, I also do. Yeah, I do a mumbling bit. Were you just mumble? Like, I just mumble really low into the mic. Like, all you hear is just humming.

But then I act like I'm saying a joke. Yeah, yeah, you have that same. That's people say that. So you have like the presentation. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Someone at the end of one of my sets is like, I hate that I love you because you said, maybe one joke.

What if you just get a group of like really like racist people that are like I caught what you were really saying. You're like I didn't say anything. They're like, yeah. They're like, I'd still be like, yeah, I know, right? And I'd be like, oh, you should get me out of here.

He's like, I'm a way for somebody to say it. I feel like I developed that bit really for the international crowd because I know I'm going to be in Europe pretty soon and I'm not going to learn any other languages. But I will connect with the language of comedy. Fuck yeah.

This is my way of bridging that gap Not saying anything at all But look like I'm saying something It's a great move Yeah, because I have no idea I'm like yeah You always think like I went down to Florida And I was like man this is a deal

I got back a couple days I was like oh this is a different audience And you realize like how many different But then it's great to realize A joke works everywhere And you're like oh shit This is just universally good Yeah

Until it doesn't also Yeah It just throws you for a loop Yeah That's the funniest Kind of like wakeboarding bringing it back around wakeboarding

throws you in the loop have your wakeboarded no I think I I had a boogie board well boogie boarding is fun yeah that's the one where you got like the little surfboard and then you jump into the sand

right you jump straight that skin boarding by oh that's skinboarding right that's like another that's like that's the one where it's like a little surfboard also and then it's like it's like flatter thin and smooth right

and then you just like You kind of jump into the sand at the border of the water. Yes. You glide across the sand. Puggy boarding is what? Boogie boarding on your stomach. It's like a foam board. You never jump up.

It's like half the surfboard. Yeah. It's like a little surfboard. Yes. A lot of little surfboard games. Yeah. Yeah. That's where Florida's filled with.

Wait, how long did you do weightboarding? So I did it probably about like five years or something like that. Whoa. But the best was like seeing. It's so funny. There was a guy named Robbie Houlehand who was like the best wayport. That's such a good name. Oh my God.

But I looked him up... That's the name of someone who had one... That one extra for a loco. He just stayed forever. Yeah, yeah. I wonder, I'll probably... I don't need to beep his name. Whatever.

He was in the public. No, we're saying good stuff. Yeah, yeah. But it's funny to see because I looked on his Facebook and he was like put together. Like he changed and like he had like a suit and tie. I was like, even Robbie Houlihan sells out. Like in my mind, I was like...

And then you clicked on the picture and looked down. He's on a wakeboard. Yeah. Just the top half is like a tie The whole banquet party Just like huh? And then you just scroll down It's like he's on the wakeboard

Yeah But yeah That was a weird There was a house in my high school Not at my high school In high school there's this house Called like the wakeboarding house These kids were all pro wakeboarders

And they were like 18 like seniors in high school And they just had a house with like a boat and shit And they would just bang a bunch of chicks At the house and do drugs and wakeboard Yeah, what else would you Yeah, what do you want to do? You got to do all that to be like, I'm going to get into Buddhism. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, that's always the fun progression. It's like you do a lot of drugs. It's weird, the religion thing, because, like, you start out being religious, that you stop being religious, and then you do drugs. And then you do so much drugs that you go one way religious or the other. You either keep sort of doing drugs and do Buddhism, or you stop doing drugs and you find Christianity. Yeah, yeah, yeah. then you talk about it a lot. Yes, constantly.

Yes. That's the new drug becomes talking about how you're Christian, you found God. Yes, yes. And the Buddhism's always funny where somebody's like, no, I don't do drugs at all anymore besides acid, shrooms, ketamine. There's like... All the natural stuff that, like, Mother Earth provides. Yeah, yeah. Well, natural's funny because, like, I was talking about it.

He's like, you know, he's like, cocaine's natural. I'm like, no, it's cut with gasoline. He goes, gasoline is natural. It comes out of the ground. And you're like, oh, shit. I never thought about that. Yeah. a weird, yeah, it is, uh, I don't know. I, I never try to justify the drugs I do because I just

do drug, you know, my mind, like, you know what? I'm trying to be like, well, technically I only do no, no, yeah, I feel like if you have a good relationship with the, the drug, you just take the drug when you have the drug. Yeah. And then don't do too much, because it's also like, you know, if your life is good. Yeah. But also drugs are good. Yeah. Well, don't ruin the, the, the, the good life part, just do a little bit of the drugs. Yeah, yeah. What is very few, I don't know, there are very few people I know that ruin their life with drugs that are doing, it's very rarely, like, somebody who's like doing sick, and then they're like, then they discover drugs, and then it just took over. It's always like, they got a little

darkness inside them. That's why I started early with the drugs. You know, like, you try it the first time. You're like, whoa, this is it. Yeah. And then, uh, you do it a few times. You're like, no, this is not it. And I need to calm down. And then, uh, later on, you, you grow up a little bit, and then you go back to the drugs. You're like, I've been here before. I like the fun, but not that much fun. Yeah. Yeah, you got to find that balance.

Yeah, yeah. Finding the balance is, uh, is, is, uh, that becomes fun in itself. Because then you're like, oh, I can incorporate all these things. I could, I could watch Batman as an adult. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And be chill with that. Yeah, yeah. I took, uh, I saw the Joker on Xanax, which is funny.

What happened was, was like, I remember, I was in the movie theater. And there was this dude had a guitar case on. his back. And this is like opening night when everybody's like, somebody's going to shoot up the movie theater. So everybody's so nervous. And they left, I want the guy right in front of me just has a full on guitar case. And I'm like, right, can somebody maybe like check that? It's like the gun would fit perfectly in that. And we're going to see the Joker movie. Everybody's nervous about this. And it was, it was, it was ideal. Because although it's like, oh, I'm worried about getting shot. I'm like, this is the Joker movie. So we're watching where if you felt like you were in the

movie, like the attention scene. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, my God. But I went in the bathroom and I was like, I was like, I'll occasionally keep some Xanax my wallet just for like if shit hits the fan. That was one time I was like, I got to take a little bit of Xanax. Yeah. But he just, he opens up the case. And it's like actually just a little friend. Just like a little friend comes out.

It's a little Frankie. He's like, yeah, it's free. Yeah, I'm not paying for. But yeah, that was, that was an interesting one. But I remember somebody because I were on the news, they were like, oh, yeah, there's going to be a police officer in every single movie. theater undercover for the Joker because they're worried about that. And then there's this dude just yoked his shit with an earpiece and a suit just standing in the back. We're like, I think that's, everybody's like, I think that's the cop.

Yeah, that's the undercover. Oh, man, I like, imagine being the cop station for that. Yeah, that's awesome. I got to just watch a movie. Oh, yeah. All day. Yeah. Also, let me check out what's going on in theater number six.

Yeah. I think they need some patrolling over there. Yeah. Yeah, I think finding Dory is also a movie It might get shot up, so I'm going to go see that. Also, my kids are joining me. Don't worry, they have guns too. That was a funny.

You see that picture of all the people with the gun. There was like, I think it was months back, but it was funny because it was like, there's that one like senator who took the picture with all his kids and like the guns, which was like a crazy thing to do. But then somebody commented with a picture of their kids and books and was like, We arm our kids with books. And I was like, neither of you guys are cool. Like, both of us going to lose.

Wait, that was an actual campaign? Yeah, both sides. But, well, it was like... Oh, okay, the kids with guns was like an individual thing. And then, like, people responded. Yeah, which is so funny because I'm like, you look so dumb when you're like, I arm our kids with books. It's like, this just come on. Let, you know, I have no problem with guns.

I know it's like terrible. I'm not, like, I don't have a gun. I've never actually fired one either. but like if you know it's like if we're like now just like like you can be whatever you want just be whatever because we're going to die yeah if you feel like you need a gun just i mean hopefully you don't shoot anyone but if you do you know that that's a learning yeah you know you're gonna go to jail maybe maybe you have to live with that the rest of your life that's something on you that's that's on you and might make your life better if you feel like you need a gun but i live most of my life unarmed

yeah and i'm like i'm fine i'm here and i'm fine i don't need to a gun. Well, I think it also depends on where you live. Because my thing, too, is like... And where you live as well. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I feel like trying to, like, tell people how to live when you're not living. In a way different state. I'm like, dude, if you have to deal with bears, I'm not going to be like... I'm not all for it either, but I'm also... I'm all... I'm more so for the fact of, like, if you feel like you need a gun, just get a gun. I am against books, though.

Don't let your kids read books. Get your kid a gun before a book is what I'm trying to say. But I am not going to pretend that they're not cool. It's very cool. Yeah, guns are very cool. Man, I, I, um, what's that? Like, oh, even on video games, when you can customize a gun, I'm like, yo, I'll spend some time customizing a gun. Or like in a 3D printer. I do that a lot. Great for passing security.

Just made out of like jello or something weird. The bullets are like those squishy toys that you get in museums. They're like slugs that slip out of your hand. That's the bullet. Hold on, I got one for this. You're hunting for deer. Bubble gun. Don't they have guns that shoot bean bags?

And they're like a crowd control one. Oh, yeah. They're just creative with crowd control. They're like, we're going to shoot Starbursts and them. That'll stop the protest. Like, there's always some weird. Listen, I still want to shoot someone.

That's not going to change about me. Maybe we can change the bullets. So, you know, it's like more like the cartoons. Yeah. I also like cartoons. Big Tom and Jerry guy. So it just like a hit someone with a mallet. Yeah.

Should put more pillows on this because I'm, I still get to hit people with a mallet. Yeah, it's unavoidable at this point. Yeah, we got to. Yeah, that's hilarious. What I think was crazy, I learned about, like, South America, they, I'm not positive this was proven, but I think that they were using Kuwait proven. It is proven that in South America. They were, during apartheid, they were using Kualudes. Wait, South America or South Africa?

South Africa. South Africa. South America. South America. I think you did. I probably did. Yeah. But they used like

Kualudes as like a crowd control thing where they would just dose, they would like, it's like a fog thing. Whoa. Yeah. That's mean. Yeah.

No, definitely. Yeah. Because there's one guy just trying to get fucked up. Yeah, yeah. Like,

that's mean because I want some. Yeah. The craziest was that thing, like I'm not, not to get into politics. I don't know nothing about what's going to Ukraine. But they drop some bomb that like, apparently like deprives the area of oxygen.

I'm like, this is literally like a batman. device. Like, you know, isn't it? I think it's called the microwave emitter in Batman, where it takes the water supply. Yeah, and vaporizes it. Yeah, I'm like, that's literally like what they're doing. I'm like, that's fucking crazy. But they're taking the air and just, they're just taking the air.

Yeah, how you take the air? That's kind of But like, how's our water supply? Do we? Still got water. Still got water? All right, cool. I can do no breathing for a little bit. Wait, that's terrible, though. I haven't been looking into this situation

at all. No, Batman's coming out. I've been I've been occupied. I'm on that too. Oh my God. Dude, I've been watching so many... I realize now I'm like okay with this. I feel like I was denying this side of me. I really do just like watching movies

where a person's wearing an outfit, like a superhero outfit. Yeah, yeah, it is. I'll watch any movie with this. I watched Steele the other day. Which one's that? With Shaquille O'Neal. It's the classic with Shaquille O'Neal.

I don't think I've seen it. He's like... So he's like a military guy, and then his friend gets injured in battle. He's like, I can't do the military anymore, and he's retired now. But so when he, wait, his friend gets injured? Yeah, yeah. So people were in the military and then, like, because he, like, he, like, tested weapons and stuff. He's like, I don't want to be a part

of this anymore. Oh, okay. But then... I think he went to war and his buddy, like, sprained his ankle. He's like, this is too dark for me. Just like it. His friend gets paralyzed or something during, like, a weapons test. And he's like, I don't want to do this anymore. So he goes back to his hometown, which is just, uh, run with, like, crime. Yeah. and he's like

I'm going to use these weapons in this town to stop the crime well that's still funny to be like I don't want to do that in foreign countries I want to just attack local I want to be by home

I like grandma's cooking so he makes this like steel outfit and it's like based on the character of like steel which is like the metal version of Superman I think I know who you're talking

about it like a different dimension Superman no no no so I think it's like or is it in the same So I think from what I know, the story is like the Superman exists in this world. And then like this guy is like so inspired by him that he makes a literal man of steel out of himself. He like makes like a, it's like they're Iron Man. It's like DC Comics like Iron Man, but it's like he's wearing the superman.

I would love this movie. I got to see this immediately. It sounds cool, but you should watch the execution. Judd Nelson plays. Who's Judd Nelson? I don't know. But he's the guy that plays the villain. And he's so good.

Oh, no. Judd Nelson was in a breakfast club. He was the guy that, like, does the iconic this at the end. He was, like, the bully. I think he's like the bully. He's like the guy that does this at the end, where it's like, we all learn something that we're all pretty cool. This is the breakfast club. Wait, I thought the bully was, what's his name?

I thought it's the jock. You're thinking of, oh, so he's the, the, which bully? The jock one or the other one? The other one, like the poor one. Oh, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're the one with the long jacket. Yeah, because I think, cut off. Yes.

gloves. I think it's him. Something Bennett, John Bennett, I think is in the movie. In the movie? I don't know that that much about it. But like, I read the comics for breakfast gloves. It's pretty sick. Yeah. For breakfast gloves? Yeah, yeah. The comic was better.

Way better. But yeah, the guy that does the iconic thing, he like overplays his villain character so much. Oh, and he's just like, always like, ah! No, no, just like his, the schemes of villainry or... Is it where he just wants to blow up the sun? And you're like, that's not going to

help anybody. No, he just wants to get back at Shaq. But does he have a re... That's kind of a bummer when they have the villain he's like, I'm evil because I'm evil.

And you're like, maybe give a purpose. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, the only thing is he just wanted to show up Shaq. Oh. And just make a bunch of money. That's all he wanted to do.

Oh. Which is very... But the way he overplays it, man, it's like the plot's so thin. But he plays it so hard. And it's so funny. It's really worth... It's only an hour and a half.

Oh, everyone knew it was dog shit. And like, the soundtrack is so funny. Because they're trying to add like, shaft, like the 70s like thing that they're trying to add like shaft flavors into the soundtrack. But it's like he doesn't wear a cape either. It doesn't look like Superman.

It's so wild. And I was reading the facts of it was really funny to find out that like he had to do all his own stunts because there's no one, there's no stunt person. That's seven foot tall. Yeah. So he had to do all his own stunts. That's great.

So you can see like the stuff would happen. He would like do stuff. but it would be very careful. He would fall very carefully. There's really like not much. It's so, the folly of this movie is really worth watching. It sounds fucking awesome.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it's only an hour and a half. I would like, like, I would like bad, like,

I'll watch, I was watching a Batman forever, like today. And I was like, oh, this movie sucks, but I still like. It's,

I like seeing the, I like the interpretation. That's what I find mass thing. Also, you know, we live in a world where we, we wear clothes and clothes that we got

this is like something I would say at the end what I'm trying to wrap up a riff we had now let me cap this one we live in a world where we're stuck with the limitations of what fashion has to offer us but in those worlds they get to live in a world where they get to run around in a cape

and then if you make fun of them they got superpowers they can just zap you up they'll fuck you up so they can wear that like really like well designed costume with confidence and I think that to me visually is like exciting.

Oh, it is exciting. That's why I'm excited for like, the new Batman's like very more gritty and it's not as pleasing as far as like the appearance. It sounds sad. It seems really sad. Which I'm like, I think this is where it was meant to go though.

Like Batman was always this kind of character. Yeah, but then they're also doing the Flash movie where they're bringing Michael Keating back. And I'm like, oh, that'll be the fun cartooning one we watch. We're like, oh, this is like what I... But yo, even I've been watching the Tim Burton ones too. Yeah. they're they're so dark man

Tim Burns like aesthetic is so dark I really like it but yeah yeah it's weird like the substance of the film itself is not so much but like just the the character work and like the design of the man I've just been geeking out on it

it's like it feels like a if you watch like Batman Returns it's like a staged like it's like a Batman play because everything's done in a sound studio so everything is like these wonderful like set pieces like just like hand- Why is that not there's a Spider-Man?

play, but I think a Batman play could actually be good. That could be pretty cool, man. Did we just fucking know him with a sick idea? I think we did. Batman on Broadway? Batman on Broadway? With singing. I'm just kidding. But, no, yeah. Did you know this? They were going to make a third one.

So Batman Forever was originally going to be called, I think Batman continues, which is a fucking horrible name. That's terrible. But it was going to be Tim Burton was, because Timberin produced Batman Forever, but Joel Schumacher directed it. Yes. So what they were going to do is they were going to have Batman Forever is going to be, or Batman

continues. The Ridler was going to be played by Robin Williams. The Two-Face was going to be, what's his name? He played Harvey Dent in Batman, in the other two Batman. Tommy Lee, no, that's who played.

Billy D. Williams. Oh, that's right. Yeah. They were actually going to make him be Two-Face. Yeah, because he was Harvey Dent and the Batman and Jr., yeah, yeah. And Marlon Wains was going to be Robin. whoa just way different world

that sounds like a disaster but I would want to watch that yeah they should have what's that that they do on Twitter where like people just like just like release the the movie yeah give us season four

give us season like they did that for arrested development it worked yeah I mean not the the show worked that was a disaster that was like a zombie Frankenstein of a project right there we're gonna digitally animate Robin Williams as the Redler? Oh my God, dude, they got to do it. Yeah.

So bad. But what happened was Batman returns the studio was mad about it because they were like, oh, this is too dark for kids. Yes. So that's why Joel Schumacher took over. It still made like a quarter of a million dollars with like an 80 million dollar budget. Yeah. I've been watching and reading so many facts. Yeah. But they apparently have a comic book continuation. Everybody thinks they're going to wrap this all together in the Flash movie because they're jumping between timelines because Michael Keaton's coming back. so they think what they're going to do is they're going to get rid of whatever

happened in Batman Forever and Batman Returns and they're going to have Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I heard that that's what they're doing too. That's good that we have the same information. Yeah, yeah. But yeah, I'm curious because like, I mean, I don't think they would do Marlon Wayne. I mean, that'd be interesting. His costume looked cool.

He had like a basically, he looked like a ninja. He had the COVID mat. Like, you know those COVID things and then a hoodie. That's a way cooler version of Robin. Yeah. I don't think this. the whole like like with Clark Kent

too it's like you just got the glasses on yeah yeah you're really fooling all these people yeah it's weird yeah how dumb are these people idiots why would you even want to save them at this yeah yeah really this is all it took yeah zap yeah you're done dude because also like his glasses have to come up

he has to clean his glasses throughout the day so everybody's just like yeah that's fucking Superman yeah for a second they're like are you and then he puts it back on and like hey what was I getting coffee yeah but I'm excited to see how that all turns out I love that we just geeked out on Batman

Oh yeah anybody who doesn't like Batman We might as well just be like Eight years old You're like as I'm the Batman I like when he fights to people And then he wins And then he wins My favorite I've talked about this before

But I thought Arnold Schwarzenegger was black Because when he played Mr. Freeze He just seemed like a black guy Yeah I've only seen him as blue And I was like, I don't know, that seems like Like he had bald, very cool And I was like, that's not white guy energy To wear a fucking like

A sweet ass robe and have like, it just You know what I mean? There's no way. And the lighting too. He's like just so. I see him as governor, I'm like, Why is the governor doing white face right now? This is offensive.

Yeah, but yeah, I'm excited to see the new one. I thought it could go either way. I think it would be disaster. But the reviews are in and it's good. No, man, I think it's going to be really good. I don't think it's going to be fun, though. Yeah, no, it's going to be, like, really, like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Especially if it matches, like, the tone of just, like,

of a city falling apart. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We just came from that, and it's, and, like, New York was never fully, like, together anyway. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, like, it, like, it feels like it matches the tone, and, like, that could just, like, kind of, like, be too much. Like, just kind of make people, like, bummed out a little bit.

Yeah. Yeah. made people more cynical. Yeah. But, like, just as, I don't know, man, I just really, there's something about Batman particularly that I'm just, like, so drawn to. Yeah.

Despite all the flaws of like, yeah, you're a rich psycho. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I hope that, like, I think with the new iterations of Batman, I hope, like, they just kind of clarify that. Yeah. I think that's what they're exploring. That's why he needs to get darker. Yeah.

Because we need to see how disturbed this character is, right? If we're going to ground in reality. Because then otherwise, we have to go, like Schumacher 16 Adam West style again. Which I didn't realize this. So I've always been super into superheroes. And I didn't realize.

Once I found out Joel Schumacher was a gay man, I realized how homoerotic all of Batman is. Like I didn't realize it. Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. For 20 years, I just watched yoked dudes fight each other, take their shirt off, have abs. And I was like, this is, I mean,

there's nothing wrong with it, but I was like, this is a very gay thing. I never realized until like, I think it was like two weeks ago. I was like, oh, yeah, this is all like the nipples and the, It's chill to be gay. It is. It is.

Yeah, yeah. Like, I'm a straight man, right? But I, I, I, I'm gay by choice. There's, I'm gay by choice. Yeah. It's a way to do it. Yeah. I do it for America.

Yeah, of course. America first. Someone's got to, like, kind of like, be part of the progress. Yes. And, you know, like us straight people, we're a dying breed. Yeah. So I choose to be gay. Yeah.

Yeah. Get with the times. Yeah. That's what I'm telling other people. Yeah. Get with the times. Get with the times. Cap it off that way.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm, but I'm, I'm excited about the man. There we go again. I'm excited about it.

I don't have to bring this back to a point. This is just us rambling for an hour. And I'm like, yeah, I'm excited about it. But it's also, it's funny when that mechanism, like,

strikes, it's like, because we, we watch so many shows that there's like, I think we need to say this at the end, too. Before we go to messages. And that's why I believe milk is a good thing. Yeah.

And now back to... Sponsored by TG Lee. Yeah. But it's funny because we got like five more minutes, but I was talking with this. I, not to,

I have to bring it up just because my friends died a month ago. But it's funny how... That's right. I remember talking to you about that. But it's, it is funny how you try to... Good on him.

What's up? Good on him. Yeah. I mean, that's so funny how demented my mind is, I'm like, he's never going to see Robert Pattinson's

Batman. Like, that's my thought that's going to do. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But that's a very, it's a very endearing. thought. Yeah, it's a very sweet thought. I don't think he's ever mentioned Batman to me once.

Like, he was never part of our relationship. You never actually watched Batman together either. No, either, yeah. But it's so funny how you try to relate things. Like, I was watching the animated series last night and I was like, they're talking, like, Robbins, like, hunting down, like the guy who killed his parents. The Batman's like, the pain will never go away. I'm like, that's just like me,

which is not at all, but you try to relate everything. And I'll listen to music. And I'm like, yeah, this is just like me when I'm going through it. And be like, yeah, that's right. I miss you. And I'm like, yeah, he's like, dad. I'm like, not quite. Everything's, like, not quite matching up. I'm trying to relate. It's just funny how you try to relate everything to...

Who killed my parents, my friend. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Just not lining up at all. You're really forcing it to happen. Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah. But this will go through, but it will make the movie more emotional. I mean, it's unrelated, but it's just like everything. I don't know.

There's a sweet spot... I feel like I've been a lot more emotional. Yeah. Like, I don't know if it's like the pandemic or I'm just becoming more woke and sensitive and more connected. And better than everybody. Yeah. that everyone.

I didn't care about other people, but I really care about other people. Dude, like I was watching Wonder Woman 84. Not the best movie. There's some good moments for sure. I like that opening. The opening is really like,

bum, bum, bum, the big tournaments happening. I like that. But there's a scene where, like, because she brings back the guy, right? Oh, yeah. And then she has to say goodbye.

And, like, the fight's happening and, like, stuff is exploding. And she, like, gives him, like, the one, like, tearing off the bandaid kind of kiss. Yeah. And, like, walks off. Dude, even right now, I'm getting a little, like, emotional. And then she's just, like, walks and you see her, like, just, like, heroically, like, tearing up and then, like, stuff is exploding.

And, like, she knows that this is, like, goodbye forever. Yeah. And, like, dude, that got me crying. Logan gets me crying. You seen Logan? Oh, Logan. I cry every time. Logan gets me crying.

And then, like, Avengers Endgame. Really? That one doesn't get me as much as Spider-Man 3. No, he does. Where he goes, you're my friend, Peter. And he goes, best friend. And then James Franco dies. know why that gets me.

But it's only super, like most other movies I watch, I don't cry really in them, but superhero movies, I don't know. That's why, I mean, I don't know. You got to kind of have that. That's what I almost like better than the fight scenes. I used to love the fight scenes when I'm kid, but now you watch scenes like that. The emotional. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But dude, watch Endgame again and telling me that ending doesn't make you cry because, like, Captain America gets to go back in time and then live his life with, like, the woman. And then so he's sitting on the bench and he's old and he's like talking to the guy. He's like, he's like, he will. yeah yeah yeah and dude that got me it's like after all the heroic stuff that they did all the adventures all he wanted was to like just be at home

with his woman and like that got me like tearing up so much and then I tell I tell my lady this like I was watching Infinity War or like end game and I just got me crying and then as I'm telling her this I just start bawling while I'm telling her this

and then he went back in time And then like all you wanted. Truly, this is like how I sound. I was so emotionally like overwhelmed that I couldn't also like laugh at it. After that I told her though, like after she started laughing at me. You just see there crying while somebody's laughing at you. And then I realized in a way it was like maybe this is my attempt to get her to watch this with me. There was emotional stuff just like the notebook.

I'm putting that character on her But she's not that person either Just to get her to watch superhero She's like, see look There's girls in there too, just like you See look But it is the thing though Like the one frustrating point

I think this is why she doesn't like The lady doesn't like Superhero films Because like the way women are portrayed They never have a sense of humor There's no if you if you watch I can't think any yeah There's always like

It's always like the woman's sense of humor is always like, oh, you boys and your guns. It's like, they just get to be like a Debbie Downer. But they're always portrayed as like the motherly figure that like is more matured. Like, oh, you boys playing with the stuff. Or it's like the sort of like, oh, you didn't know that girls can do

this. Yeah, sometimes it's over the top where it's like, it's one girl beating up like 10 guys at the same time. And then the one guy's like, wow, I can't even imagine doing that. And you're like, all right, we know. That's the one thing I hate about some of the Hollywood stuff. I agree 100% with your point, but you don't have to be so obvious about it. You don't know what I mean? We're like,

they look at the camera like, you know racism's bad. Because now you're making me... Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, this one's for you. Yeah, yeah. Don't do that. Yeah.

Just have it pertain to the story. Yeah. Because then it makes me feel like they think I'm the problem. Like, I feel like, it's weird. Like, when I hear R&B, I feel like the guy singing to me, which I know is not the case. But say with like the movies,

it's like, I know they're pandering to like, we want to show a positive message. but I feel like you're calling me racist or like homophobic or like sexist when I have that scene. I'm like I'm not the problem. Maybe I am. I don't know. We all are. Yeah, but it's just like truly we all are. We don't know it yet. And that's why I think it's like the woke culture. It's like some people just know how to pretend to be woke. And like some people are discovering like, oh, I should calm down with certain parts of myself in this manner. But like sometimes it's just like when you're trying to be overwoke, it just like it doesn't work.

and it's actually more detrimental. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, because everybody's like, yeah, why did that happen? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dude, all right, so I know we talked about Batman and there is a review. I was geeking out last night, right? I'm so excited to see this movie, too,

that I was reading reviews on Batman. And I want to share it with you right now. Okay, here is a review. 10 out of 10, right? Amazing is the headline. Here's a review. I love the movie. I've been training,

for the bathroom and kitchen and bathroom and kitchen and bathroom and bathroom. And a funny thing, a lot, you have a question so much. You are the Taliban fighters in a new one for. That is awesome. What's it odd? It's on IMDB. Oh my God.

It's in the new one for. Yeah. I love the movie. I've been trading for the bathroom and kitchen. I'm trying to say without laughing to get a clean audio bite

but it's just so I love the movie I've been training for the bathroom and kitchen and bathroom and bathroom and a funny thing a lot you have a question

so much you are the Taliban fighters in a new one for the best part is you picture go new Taliban yeah all right

like going back through it just like reading he's like I couldn't say that any better and then you enter if they're watching our phones, right?

They should watch that guy. It's like, okay, maybe this is funny, right? And then it's like, why is the Taliban in there again? This guy's piecing things together that are not there. You're certainly not piecing a sentence. In his mind, it's all adding up.

I feel bad there because we got to end there. Anything you are from out of promote? I feel bad, though, too. No. Yeah, we should feel awful bad. Oh, way too zesty. Pure fruit.

Adam Christopher That's it Explain I mean you explain with it Pure Fruit's your show Pure Fruit is a show Tapping next week Or whenever Whoever's gonna listen to this

It's not gonna The time doesn't matter Just pure fruit Yeah well I mean it's a stand-up show Okay yeah And then At the comedy shop At the comedy shop

Yes I heard great things Thank you Yes I'd love to have you on Appreciate Thank you And

Way too zesty. Sketches and such. Very funny. Thank you very much. Love to have you on. And then Adam Christopher. And your Instagram are right? Just Adam Christopher.

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