Morning Good - Lucas is Having A Hard Time - Episode 37

Episode Date: August 8, 2021

Thanks to Charlie and Lucas and for coming on the show and being funny. We're sorry for Lucas' loss but hopefully next time he's on the show he won't be such a bummer. Lucas and former guest Nathan Ortan have a podcast together called "Monkey Don't." Make sure to check that out and follow Lucas on Instagram @hinderloser for updates about the show and anything else he has coming up.Charlie Dawson is on Instagram @technicallycharlie so make sure to follow him as well. As always, find Michael Good on Instagram @michael_good1125 and on Twitter @agoodmichaelThis podcast was produced by Paxton Fleming, you can find him on Instagram @yaboypax 

Thanks for the F Shack. Love dirty Mike and the boys. Hey, are you dirty Mike and the boys? How you know who we are? What's this? They called the podcast? Morning good. I love that.

Yeah, it's me with the boner on the front. Are the green. Are we recording now? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Farts and movies are green? Farts and movies are green. Yeah. Yeah.

Real movies, too. I feel like a 90s movie. They'd have like a green cloud or something like that. Yeah, yeah. It's like, that's how it is. Yeah, yeah. And like the cartoon ones it has like it turns into a hand and it gets, no, that's like pies and stuff.

Yeah. I know what you mean, though, where the smoke turns into it. Yeah, yeah. And they lift up off the ground. What's the word for that? Is it personification? When an... I guess so.

It's like visual personics. Because normally I think we... Yeah, no, I think it's just personification. Yeah. I didn't go to college. What's the word when that you make an animal human? Oh, that's personified. Because animals are people.

It's like, yeah, but like if you are the human traits on an animal, there's a word for. I mean, we're animals. Humans are animals. Yeah, but like, I think some of us more than others. You know what I mean? I think people use that excuse for like having sex with animals. That's where that was invented where they're like, yeah, we're all just, you know. I don't need an excuse to have sexual animals.

Anthropomorphic. That's it. Yeah. Yeah. It's my own. He wrongs. He was anthropomorphic. On to anthropomorphic.

She's a cat. Well, let's talk about you getting robbed at gunpoint. Should we, let's say who we are? Oh, shit. Yeah, I'm here with Lucas and Charlie. Yeah, I'm Charlie. I was really late, so we're rushing this. I'm sorry.

I'm Lucas, Lucas Inderlider. So you got robbed, Lucas. There's a rolled-up $5 bill. Were you doing COVID? I was not. I had a friend in town who was, though. Oh, okay. Cool. I think that's why you get robbed. You only think about coke. That's true.

Didn't do any coke that night? No. I love, do you ever have a drug dealer tell you to be safe? Yes. They sell you coke. They'll be safe out there. You're slinging cocaine. Why are you telling me to... Yeah. Yeah, I was robbed at gunpoint. I was shot at.

You shot at? Yeah. They shot the gun. Yeah, I hit them with my back back. You didn't tell me that they shot the gun. So tell the whole, tell the whole story. I went to the Eastville Open Mike. I hadn't been there in a long time. You don't have to...

Yeah, you could have left that out. He goes, I woke up that morning. It wasn't even, didn't happen near there. I was just there. I ended up drinking with Minnow after... Meno. Yeah. You said Minow.

Like he's a tadpole. It's Menoscar. Yeah, Minoscar. You also got his full name wrong. We got sloppy drunk. We got fucking hammered at the bar across the street. And I don't, uh, I don't want to. remember, I don't remember leaving. I vaguely remember like stumbling around looking for the train. I don't

remember getting on the train. You were like blackout. Yeah, yeah. I don't remember getting on the train. Why don't you take Uber's home if you're that messed up? It was an adventure. I don't know. I don't know. I don't remember doing it. It sounds like you thought it was worth in the end. You're like, you know what? That was an adventure. Yeah. Yeah. We did something today. We made things happen. We got outside. So, so it's just one train. It's a long train ride. It's like 50 minutes, but it's, the sea all the way up to my place. Uh-huh. So I just hop on and I pass out on the train. Okay.

And I wake up and I'm in like the 190s. And you was where? 157. Okay. Can you one up here, by the way? I'm like, oh yeah. So I'm like 40 blocks away.

And instead of like going around and taking the train back down, I'm like, I'll just walk. Walk 40 blocks. Yeah. Yeah. It's not a bad walk. I'm fucked up. It'll be fun. Whatever.

I get about 10 blocks. And these dudes are like, what's up, man, you got to, can we get some money? You got any money? I'm like, I don't have any money. Would it put a polite way to rob you. Yeah. Can we get some?

I was a little indignant because I was still hammered. I was like, no, you fucking idiots. Yeah, that's all. Wait, let me, let me ask for detail. When you texted me about this, you said that you told them to go fuck themselves. That's what I said. Okay. They asked me for money and I said, go fuck yourself.

What I feel is like is a man and his daughter. And then Luke is just the worst guy in the situation, actually. He's just like, they're homeless. He's like, yeah, go fuck yourself. I definitely, because I don't, I always, Charlie knows he's sitting me in these situations where I don't like take your shit. I don't back down. Yeah, and it's to a fault. Yeah.

Because it's, it's not like they were giving you shit. They just asked you for money. Yeah, well, I was, I was hammer. Yeah. Sure. And then they said, what the fuck did you just say? And I said, you heard me. And then the gun comes out.

Okay. What kind of gun? It was a handgun. It was like a 45 or 9-moom, whatever. Was it in their, like, waist? Like, where was it? No, it was in my face. They pulled it out.

They said, give me everything you got. And I started with my backpack. And if I wasn't... Wait, please tell me you did like a cool. It sounds like you did a cool move. Like, you reached in your back. Oh, yeah. Yeah, let me grab something.

If I wasn't drunk, I wouldn't have done this. So I'd take my backpack off. And I'd do like a thing where I'm like, All right, catch. And I, like, whip it at him. And while he's, like, going to catch it. We got the guy with the gun is going to catch it. Yeah, yeah.

And I just, I just book it. And then I turned the corner and a gunshot went off. Oh, so you had already turned the corner when the gun went off. I had just barely gotten around the corner. But they did shoot at you. Maybe he was like the pussy where he's like, oh, man. Like, when he was waiting for you to get out of the way, he's like, ah. He's, I don't think he would have tried to hit me because that would have been a whole thing.

But he wanted to scare me. Like, I, yeah. So what they in. ended up getting was all my comedy notebooks. So nothing. Yeah. I was just imagining them like opening the bag and be like, what the fuck is this?

This guy talks about how hot his sister is. This guy's got some serious problems. Yeah. They come and they give you your bag. Like, hey man, you need this more than we go. Yeah. And I ran. I sprinted for about 10 blocks.

I'm still sore. Yeah. It's the most you probably ran in years, right? Yeah. Yeah. and then I went home and I cried. Did you keep walking home after that? Yeah.

Oh my God. Yeah, I did. And you cried because you're not a man, right? I cried because I was shot at and it was an emotional buildup and I called my dad. Yeah, I feel your dad wouldn't have cried. No, he wouldn't have. Yeah. He was very like, he was very like, okay.

He was like, yeah, and did you get hit? I'm like, no, he's like, then why are you calling? Your dad is either the best father. or the worst father. He's a pretty good dad. No, it's like, I don't know, he gets shot at all the time. What?

For what? His job, he's in the army. Oh, okay. Is he still, like, deployed? He's, like, in his 50s. He's 40. He's 46. I hate to catch you off.

This reminds me of, I was out the other night, and this girl's like, yeah, we met some guy who's a serial killer. I was like, no way. She's like, yeah, he killed, like, yeah, he was in the military. She's like, yeah, he was in the military.

I'm like, that's not a serious. It's not the same thing. It's a totally different thing. That's so different. Unless he's... I like that idea of serial killer in the Army. He's just like jerking off under, like, his fucking pants. Just like, yeah.

My dad's a serial killer then... No, he still does. He has to... He's going away in October again. What? Maybe he just doesn't want to see you. He's done. He's like, I'm going to go to the Army.

He's done like five deployments. Yeah. You sound like you just got shot at. Everything you say has some weight to it. I've been having a rough time lately. Are you to cry on this podcast? I'm just kidding. It depends on how deep we get. Yeah, I've been struggling. I've been struggling in life right now.

Well, something happened recently that it might have impacted that. You had a death in the family. I was trying to think of a joke. Yeah, my mom died. My dad killed her. No. Yeah, my mom just died. Was she in the way when he was shooting at Iraqis? Deborah, I told you not to be there.

That's so funny. She gets deployed with them. Don't do it. Don't do it. Not my man. Just like a drug bomb. Stop it. Break it up.

Just like a girl breaking up a bar fight. Dude, I love when a girl tries to break up a bar fight because they pretend like they're trying, but they're not trying. Oh, yeah. They're like, duh, don't, don't, yeah. They're getting shocked when they get punched in the face.

Ha, yeah. We hit women on this podcast. Yeah. But only on accident. Yeah, yeah. No, we don't actually. Don't follow me on Instagram Yeah

So I've been having My life's been a little roughly Yeah buddy I hear you I've been having a good time What are these? Can I have one? It's a beer

Oh it's a Bengali Yeah yeah I'll grab you one in a second Okay Let's just think of a topic Because I don't have enough time To leave dead air By the time I get to the fridge

I mean I could We could talk about eating ass We can get it We can talk about eating ass Or he can grab it So I just My name is Charlie Dawson And I just ate ass

For the first time in my life Wow no applause That's funny I wish I was on the mic. That usually gets some applause. Yeah, no, I, I, was it a man or a female? Man. I'm a bisexual person and, uh, half gay.

Half gay. That's what they say. Half gay. That's what my dad calls me. Even before I told him. I was 15. When you were half gay? When I, that's for the first time, yeah.

Yeah. So I thought it was going to be much grosser than it was. I thought there was going to be shit in my face and the guy's going to be farting. Just like the worst boss. It's the worst. And we're hooking up, me and this guy. First night I've met him. He's really hot and, you know, I look like how I look.

You're not a bad-looking guy, though. I'm not a bad-looking guy. I love when you say they're really hot because you keep, every time you're like, dude, this guy, and then you show me pictures and he looks like Harry Potter has his head. This guy was a jock. This was like a fratty jock. Yeah, like a frat dude.

That looked like Harry Potter? Yeah. He looked like Harry. I, he looked like that. He used our dicks to cast. spells. Okay. Was he bent over or did you do the change your diaper? We did the diaper. So I

asked him. We were hooking up. We're like stuck in each other's whatever's and he goes You're saying this like Dix. Yeah. It sounds like you didn't do anything. I'm like so I did what you guys think I did. Yeah. You know what's down there. That's what we were touching. There's like I was definitely touching something.

Yeah. I asked him. I go What do you want to do? He goes, you have to tell me what you want to do. And I like that. I like to be directed because I you said I want to eat your ass well I said I said I've never eaten ass before and he goes have you had your ass eat and I go no and he goes I'll eat your ass so okay and he eats my ass and I go oh that's amazing it's pretty cool so good it's not even it's different than like dick pleasure though you know what I mean it's it's more of a tickly kind of it's like a back massage well yeah exactly you got it you incorporate your dick in like

yes he was like jerking me off yeah exactly it's a rusty trombone and a rusty trumpet um I think it's rusty trombone yeah that's when you're eating their ass and you jerk come off the same. But then one of them is where you blow them and stick a finger, and that's the other one. Because one of the instruments you have your... Oh, that's actually how I came. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

No, it really is. You said that like, you're identifying. You're like, that's the one. That's the one. That's the one. I don't know what that is. Well, because this is... I mean, I've had it done.

Does it make sense that this is also an instrument because, like, you're playing like the button and then you have the dick in your mouth. It's like the tube. Out there, that seems like a slide whistle. Woo! Yeah. Yeah, so he asked me, he's eating my ass.

and he goes, do you want to eat mine? And I was like, I wasn't even fucked up. That's it. Like, some people get fucked up. You know what I mean? When they want to do a new sexual thing is they get nervous. I was like dead, sober. And I was like, yeah, I've always wanted to eat ass.

I'll try it. And I looked at it. Like, he's in this position. I'm staring at his asshole. Looks clean. I mean, it looks clean, you know. And I had this, I had this moment of hesitation. And then I just, like, dove in.

You know what? Like, I don't know if anyone who listens to this podcast has ever, like, like, skateboarded before. But, like, when you drop into the, drop in on a ramp. You have to just like look at it. It's terrifying. You have to like commit. And that's basically what I did for his asshole. I dropped in into his asshole. And I tongue punched that thing.

Hell yeah. Was there like Tony Hogg music playing? There was, no, I actually, um, I played children shows in the background. Don't worry. It's something that messed up. Tickle me, I don't know. It's just something that happened when I was younger. Don't worry. It's an uncle thing. Yeah. I play sponge bob. I like

I like eating ass, but like there's something daunting about a man's ass because it seems like it'd be like hair Oh, it was so hairy. It was a jungle down there. Yeah, that's what, I don't know. But that's the thing is it like, because I thought... There is a weird thing where men just grow more hair on their ass than women. Of course. Do women grow hair on their ass?

Yeah. Yeah. Now, where is the hair back there? It's funny because you have right around their ass. Your hair has such a comb over, so you look like scientific while you're saying it. Yeah. It's got out of the shower. Like a, like right around their ass. Right around. And is it bushy or is it like long thin? Long stringy. Okay. Is it in groups or is it just pat? It's like, it's a few stray hairs. Just a few.

And do you mind? Will you still get in there? I kind of do. I don't like to see it. Sure. Like, he just closes his eyes. Yeah. Like, have you ever felt it with your mouth?

No. Okay. I wouldn't. Like, if I see it first, I'm not gonna. I don't know. I don't know. Just, it's not appealing. But most women know to take care of that.

But I, there are some. I shaved my ass one time and it was really, the problem is it grows back and then it gets prickling. I was just curious. So I was like, you ever like shave something? You're like, oh, let me see how much more. You start shaving more and more in the next thing you know

you're... It's bald and the... I'm nervous back of those hurts. I use nair. What's a what? Nair? It's like... Yeah, I don't know what nair is.

Chemical lotion hair remover. What? I've been doing that since eighth grade. On your asshole? On my pubs? My balls. Do you not have any hair? That doesn't sound healthy.

I do right now because I haven't done it a little bit. But like, yeah, when I feel like I need to get rid of it, it's just so much to shave. I'll just nair it. And like... Is it our shit's cleaner when don't have hair. Yeah, yeah.

Your farts sound crazy. When you shave your ass, your farts, they like, what do you mean? Pop, prop, prop, prop, prop. Like, it changes the whole, because the hair breaks up the fart. So it's like, but like when there's nothing to break it up, just slap, slap, slap. This makes you want to shave my asshole now. It really does. It'll burn the first time.

I think I'm desensitized at this point. Yeah. Yeah, I, near my balls and everything. It's crazy. This is, I'm kind of doing a bit on this, but like, after I ate, this guy's asshole. It was really weird. So we hooked up, right? And in the gay community, a lot, hookups are much more casual than in the straight community. I mean, you'll hook up with a guy and then never see him again. It's kind of the same with the straight community. I hook up with

this guy and we both finish. And like five minutes goes by, there's this awkward silence. I go, hey, man, you can stay if you want. And he goes, no, I think I'm going to get out of here. So I walk him out to my front stoop, right? I started smoking a cigarette. And we go to say goodbye to each other. And I went in for a hug because that's like what I think. You know, we just ate each other's asshole and, you know, hug seems logical. Hug seems logical. He daps me up. He fucking dapsed. Like, it was a good game.

Like, what the fuck, man? It was funny because he was like super bro-y, super friday. Super bro-browy, yeah. And so it was like, that was like the straightest thing that happened. But it was like, it was like five minutes before. It was like the gayest thing. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like eating ass, fingers and assholes. And then it's like, oh, good to see you,

bro. Like, good shit. Yeah. went back home to his girlfriend was like, that was a crazy UFC fight. Well, that was the place. I was driving this gay guy around when I was driving for Uber. And he's pointing all the fraternity houses. She used to say it a little less, this fucking gay guy driving him around. His pickle smoocher.

Someone said they were fart catcher. Those are just the funniest. Wow, that's really funny. Yeah, there's just like weirdly creative caseloers. Like, the idea of somebody being mad and then saying that is just hilarious to me. So funny. So you're driving this guy around. Yeah. And he's like, he's pointing all.

fraternity house. He's like, oh, I fucked like four dudes in that house, 10 dudes in that house. Like, yeah, run a train. And I've talked to other gay dudes. They're like, oh, yeah, there's a lot of, like, frat guys. You call them train houses? Train houses. Yeah, I don't call them fraternity houses, but I call them fucked in. But it's just funny because, like, you point in my fraternity is, like, oh, do you have had sexes and six dude in your fraternity? I was like, yeah, you're never going to know who?

Yeah, bro. My brother was in a fraternity in college, and it's actually shut down now because of a little cocaine scandal. Maybe because they're new gay stuff. We only crush pussy. In this university. So much gay stuff happening in this frat. That's so funny. They like tape at all.

Like the hazing. It's rainbow tape. Yeah. The hazing is fine because it's part of tradition, but the other gay stuff. It's so funny how much frats like hate gay people, but all their hazing is like, get naked and touch my dick. Yeah. It's so fun. Like, it's like, because you're gay for that one.

Yeah. That's what I never had to do any stuff like that. But it was so funny because I had heard one of my friends came back from college when we were all talking about fraternity stuff. He said, what kind of gay stuff is you? you guys have to. We're like, what? He's like, you know, like, cupping guys balls and stuff, where we didn't have to. There's an elephant walk. You don't know what an elephant walk is. Yeah, it's when you grab the dude's penis and then you stick a thumb in his ass. Nah, well, that's a more fun version. But the one I know is you, the guy behind you grabs your penis and you grab the guy behind.

Yeah, yeah, but you do the one you always do. I think it depends if it's an African or an Asian elephant because don't some of them have tusks and wouldn't that be your thumb? That's so funny, really? Oh, my God. I actually was at the zoo. Oh, sorry. Fuck the shit out of this guy. No, what I was going to say is a run. I was going to say this candle really makes me think, it's like a single episode

has gone by where somebody hasn't mentioned the candle. I just make it the logo for the thing. But I would do somebody because I got really high and it was, I started getting really nervous. Like on pot? Yeah. Yeah.

No, no, no. We all have our vices. No, exactly. Yeah. But it was just so funny to be there because I started like worrying about like the, I think the pot makes you a little war. I start worrying about the ethicalness of it.

And then I'm like Googling facts about this zoo to see if it's like the most ethical zoo. And it was on a list of ethical zoo. So I was happy about that. What zoo is? This is way less fun than talking about eating ass. It was a Bronx zoo. He's going to end it with eating an elephant's ass.

We did see a monkey. There was a monkey like fingering another monkey's ass. Dude, I had a point to the fraternity thing. So my brother's in this fraternity. It's like a, it was like a, there's tears of fraternities. There's some that are upper echelot fraternities. It's dumb. silly, but there's this one at the school

my brother went to where it's like all just bankers' kids, just wealthy millionaire's children. It's like, you have to be part of the KKK to be in that fraternity, right? And I had a friend... Part of the KKK Yeah, it's all like just white rich dudes in that fraternity. I don't think... Don't pretend you know what the KKK

is. Should I say triple K? That's what we call it. Yeah. Three Ks. Three Ks. And so there's this, there's this fraternity. And I had a friend who I grew up with he's gay and he went to this college and talked to him recently and I go, is there a lot of like gay people in the fraternity scene? He goes, yeah, they're all in this one fraternity.

Right? And I go, which one? He tells me the name. And I go, that's the one. That's the one that's like all the millionaires of the world, the social elites of the world's kids in it and they're all fucking dude. Who runs the world? Gays. We had our version of the other than that you're like, who runs the world Jews?

Who runs the banks? Just like a, um, no one knows. That's crazy. Like, no one knows. Yeah. I just have to hide that, you know? Yeah, that is crazy to me. You assume now it would be more normal. But it's so funny that like that, yeah, it was funny, though, because, like, somebody stole somebody's phone in our fraternity and fake came out of somebody. And it was so cool, though, to see the overwhelming amount of support.

Yeah. Like, it was cool because everybody was like, yo, go get that dig, brother. Have a good time. And I was like, it was like one of the, like, the younger classes of fraternity. I was like, I'm like, good. Like, I'm glad that nobody was. What if the kid, he actually was gay? Yeah.

And then he's like, now he's like. And then it's like. And then it comes out like, no, this was a joke. And now he's like, well, now I can't come out for real. Yeah, now he's going to think it's a joke again. How many times am I going to come out? I would have loved if he used that as an opportunity to come out. Everyone's like, yeah, that was a joke, right?

And he's like, nah. Yeah, no. Yeah, no. When are you guys coming out? I'm thinking, it's not a good time with the pandemic at all. I was thinking afterwards. Of course, of course. I made out with a guy once for a bit.

For a bit. And that kind of solidified my decision. to not be gay. I was like, I'm for sure not. I mean, it is a choice. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I am joking. Let me say on public record,

I am joking. That is interesting, though, that, like, you, I know, obviously you're kidding, but it's funny that, like, everybody in certain communities still has to clarify certain things. Like, I had somebody from, like, the little person community,

and I had to cut certain things out of my podcast because, like, the community will... It's just interesting that, like... Yeah, first graders? Dorffs. You could say Dorffs. Oh, we're talking about, okay. Yeah, I was trying to do a joke a few years ago about being gay as a choice sarcastically. Like, I'm doing it as a character of an idiot who thinks that that's the reality. And I did it out of mic, and there were some LGBTQ members there, and they did not like me.

They didn't realize it was, I don't think my tone was correct. And they didn't realize it was a bit. No, we were talking about this last week. Because you were really good friends. And every time you talk about, like, doing gay stuff, I know you're bisexual, you're my friend, but I always think you're joking. Like, it just sounds like you're joking. I'm such a straight guy.

Like, I seem, I talk straight. Like, I have no mannerisms. It sounds like you hate gay people. Well, it sounds like I hate everyone. But when you come up to me and you're like, yeah, I was eating this dude's ass the other day. I'm like, I want to laugh instinctually because you're my friend and I, it's... No, that's fair. No, I get it.

Yeah, dude, gay as hell. You're laughing at his community. and you think that's funny. Yeah. Robert De Niro and the Joker. That's funny to you. No, I'm like supportive. You say Robert De Niro in the Joker?

Yeah. No, that's from Goodfellas. Oh, no, no. I was doing The Joker like, and the Joker way he's like, I killed those two men. And he's like, you think that's funny. Oh, okay.

And he's like, yes, and I'm tired of pretending it's not. Sure, sure. Yeah, yeah. What do you all think of that movie? Loved it. What? I love the part where he ate the dude's ass.

And then, yeah. No, I liked it. I can't watch it again now. It was so disturbing. I thought it was very good. Which movie? The Joker with Joaquin Phoenix? Haven't seen it.

It was a good, like, reflection of... Do you leave the house? I haven't been lately, no. I wouldn't either if I got fucking shot at the other day. Yeah. Did you really get shot at? Yeah. Why would I...

I don't know. Maybe you just want to make a story more fun. He's like, I don't want to bomb on Michael's podcast. I got to have something fun to say. I said I told you I cried. Well, yeah. I wouldn't cry. I've had guns pulled on me before.

I didn't cry. Have you? Yeah, I lived... I grew up in San Diego. Louis. I didn't grow up there. I lived there for a while. I don't know anything about saying. That means nothing to me. Yeah. I said that like, oh, I got a gun pulled on me for crossing the fucking street there one time. I was crossing the street and this dude ran a stop sign and almost hit me. And I gave him the finger and said, go fuck yourself. Similar situation. You need to stop telling people to go fuck themselves. I think it's where it's color. If more people would go fuck themselves, I wouldn't have. And he rolled down his window and pulled out a gun and said, what did you say? And I said, go fuck yourself and walked away. Do you do anything afterwards? I am so surprised you're alive. Yeah, we've had this conversation.

But I think a lot of people pull guns and don't plan on doing them. Yeah, it's like, you just want me to be scared. I'm not going to be scared. Like, that's what you want. Yeah, if you want to be scared to you, you don't have to pull a gun. I was already scared by the color of your skin. It was already, I'm just kidding. Michael, I have an office job now.

I was like, that's what they want. They want you to be scared. And I'm not going to be fucking scared to you just because you have a gun. Like, put that gun down. Let's see what's up. Like, sure. I mean, you're a big fighter. You just catch the wrong guy, though.

It's like, I got a knife pulled on me last week. And to update, I was talking to somebody about the guy, and they're like, yeah, that guy almost stabbed somebody two weeks ago. So the guy is a knife guy. Like, he's... Yeah. Oh, you talked about it on your pod last week? Yeah, yeah.

I was like, this guy who pulled the knife on me, like, he does that. Like, it's not like, oh, he wouldn't do that. It's like, no, he probably could have. But then there's also a lot of people that, like, well, you know what I mean? Like, it's hard to... It's so hard to differentiate it. And that's the difference between one or the other... Now, I do admit, the pride of standing somebody down is awesome when they're like,

you're not going to do it, pussy, and they're like, oh, whatever, man. Yeah, that's a good feeling. I do like that a lot. But, but the bad side is when you do die, that it's like, oh. Yeah, and you're dead. Yeah. Well, these, like, there were two guys the other night, and it's like, either I can call them out on their bullshit and they beat the shit out of me. Like, they don't shoot me, but they still beat the shit out of me.

You're also a big guy, though. I would talk so much shit if I was bigger. Yeah, that's, I mean, that's my, yeah. I can't talk shit because I'll get I'll get whopped. Yeah, I don't do it unprompted. Wopped. You'll get wet ass pussy. Oh, yeah.

I never do it unprompted. The other night was kind of unprompted. They were just like, they weren't like super nice. Could you beat them in a physical fight if you weren't fucked up? It was one on one, yeah, but there was two of them. And I was too fucked up. Yeah. Yeah.

So I like hanging out with Lucas because I always feel safe. Not because you would defend me, but because I could leave you as bait and run. That's the truly. And they wouldn't come for me. I bet you I'm quicker than. you. You're bigger than me. You could beat me about you. I bet you're faster than you. Oh, yeah. You definitely I don't know. I ran a lot of track in high

school. Oh, yeah, you did run track. Yeah, that was decades ago, though. That was so long ago. I mean, the way you look, yeah. I thought I could rock. There's stuff I think I could still do. It's amazing when you find out you suck. I mean, like, I used to be so good at indoor rock climbing. I know that's weird. Yeah. And then in college, my girlfriend's

sorority, they had like a relay race. And I was just hung over and I was so sweaty and I tried climbing. I couldn't get off the ground. Like, it was the sadest thing. because I was like, I was telling everybody, like, dude, let me is a relay race on like one of those rock climbing walls. I was like, dude, let me fucking go. Yeah. And I'm just like sweating.

There's just, the whole college is staring at me. Like, can't even get up the wall at all. Yeah. This is just sad. Dude, the funny thing about Michael, this is Michael Good's podcast and you're Michael Good. And the funny thing about you is that you have so many stories of getting fucked up being on trumes, edibles, molly, whatever it is. I don't do anything really. Every time I see you, you're like sober.

Yeah, yeah. It's really annoying, actually. Yeah. It's really annoying for me. I've seen you fucked up one time when you did the roast to the fight club. Oh yeah, I was hammered. I put a pin. Yeah. Yeah, that was fun. But like other than that, every time I see you, like, you

have like nice dress shoes on. You're doing dishes when I got in here? You're talking about your girlfriend. I'm like, when do you get fucked up? It's honestly really annoying to me because when I met Michael, we were, we were like doing coke and stuff together. It's like, oh shit. And then like a month later, he's like, ah, I'm like, I got a month

of partying with Michael. And then he's like, yeah, nah. I'm like, come man, I thought this was what we did. My favorite was I showed up on Halloween and I snorted Adderall and I was like I got a prescription everybody. I was like, don't worry my Halloween party? Yeah, yeah, that was a blast. I had pictures of it. I was on

Molly. Do you? I want to see you. Oh, I was there. That was there. That was a good time. My favorite was the guy I'm not going to say his name who literally had an imaginary bowl of cereal. He was eating nothing. Dude, the owner of the peach. The bull was three feet in front of it was. He thought he was holding it.

Well, he was off like six tabs and Molly, like, of course. Yeah, yeah. Six tabs of Molly. No, six tabs and Molly. Yeah, yeah, he was. Well, my thing is, I, um, I used to love it. And, like, my, my hangover should get so bad.

But I also, like, I'm still open-minded. Like, I think I'll still do ketamine at some point again. And then probably Whippets. I know weirdly specific. That's so weird. Yeah. Like, most people, like, I might smoke weird or do Coke. You're like, whipits and, like, horse tranquilisters.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, it's, I have weird, like, those don't really give you hangovers. And they're actually similar category of drug. are disassociatives. So I don't like things that make me think at all. Besides, I smoke weed every night. But I just smoke weed to go to sleep. Yeah.

But I also, like, I've started drinking more again. Just like, I'm more in control with it, which is so fun to hear. Everybody's like, this is actually an intervention for you, Michael. Yeah. You can you start doing drugs again? I've been a little bit out of control lately. Yeah, nobody cares. I've been having it.

That's the worst part. If we cared, like, you could indulge, but no one cares. It really is. No, true. It really is the worst. I talked to someone last night about you, and you know what they said about you? What?

They go, Lucas is not funny enough to be that self-destructive. Jesus Christ. That's intense. Who said that? You don't have to tell me that. I mean, that'd be so messed up.

It was messed up for you. Why would you say that? Oh, was that me? Oh, shit. I'm autistic. I don't know when things are mean. Who said that?

It was me. No, you didn't. Who said that? I can't tell you. Not on the palm. Mouth at least. No, no way. What the fuck?

You don't even know them. Well, that's, Why are they talking about shit? They know him. Yeah. Jesus Christ. Sorry, I don't you have to shot on all.

I think you're so funny that you should be getting more fucked up. Yeah, same. I didn't say I agreed with them. I just said they said it. Don't, don't shoot the messenger, buddy. I think I'm funny.

You're really. Yeah, you're very funny. Well, that's just upsetting. I wish you didn't tell me that. I wish you kept that a secret. Sorry,

man. Listen, there's some harsh realities in life. Well, I think what I didn't think you think it was Luke is, I think in my mind, I think you have your shit together. So I'm like,

You drink it a lot. I'm like, oh, I will be fine, but it's rough. Like, I'm struggling. What's going on? Why are you struggling? Because, well, I was doing good. Then my mom died. Yeah.

Of a crack overdose. Yeah. And it kind of just, um, I just started spiraling after that. I don't know. Uh, I don't know what's going on. Yeah. It sounds like you're about to start crying. I, it's been a hard time, Charlie.

It's been really hard. It's been really rough. And this is a comedy podcast. And, Yeah. It's not like, like, I'm not trying to play it up. Like, I've, I've had to, I've had to not leave my apartment because if I go out, I'm going to get fucked up and then robbed. And then like Monday, I went out with the intention of, I'm so doing open mic, have a beer there with my home. I think I saw it. Was this month? I think I'm leaving. No, I don't think so. You went home one night kind of early though, because I remember we had like a drink and you're like, yo, I got to get home now or else all. Yeah. Can I defend myself real quick? You told me the other day, you go, Charlie, when I moved. moved to New York, I used to be intimidated by you, and then I realized you weren't as high up in the comedy scene as I thought you were. So, don't you dare, you see what I mean? Don't you dare play coy, you piece of shit. You can't throw it and then not take it. But that's, but that's a lot more,

I think that's what they said is a lot more mean. It's the same level of shit. It's the same thing. When I do remember saying this, but I don't remember when it was. You have no right. I'm, I feel for you. I think I meant it nicer than how it came out. That's such a bullshit excuse. I meant it, though, so whatever. I'm sorry, buddy. I didn't mean anything about it.

I didn't even say it. So that's the best part. I still want to know who said it. I'll tell you. I'll tell you after this. It's a guy that shot you. He shot a guy that robbed you. He's not that funny.

He read through your joke book. He's like, you saw the guy and open mic doing your jokes. I was thinking that. And I was like, I can't go up to him. He's going to shoot me. Well, I got my bike recently got stolen. And I'm pretty sure.

sure my neighbor did it. I'm pretty sure my neighbor stole my bike. Stole your butt and then did what with it? It's in his, I'm pretty sure it's in his... He's riding in the apartment. I'm pretty sure it's in his apartment. Dude, your apartments are so small. There's no way he stole a bike.

Okay, well, you don't have to come at my apartment like that. It's a cool, it's a cool. Your apartment's a piece of shit. And you're not high up in the conference. Yeah. Yeah, so this is, I was on Michael, can I say what happened with the bike thing? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So this is a repeat for I was telling him this early. So my bike got stolen, right? And this dude, you're so animated right now. I know, dude. I'm into it. Well, I mean, you're fucking depressing. So I'm trying to, light of the mood.

God damn. So my bike gets stolen. And this dude and his friend walk out and they say something to me, they go, hey, man, you miss your bike. They say, do you miss your bike? And so I think, you know what I mean? Did you tell them your bike was stolen? No.

Do you see other bikes that look like your bike when you're out? Is it like you have that kind of memory? You're like, oh. Uh-huh. I do. I do. I used to have a bike with like these light blue tires Whenever I see light blue like thin tires

I'm like that's my baby You know this is like what happens when somebody dies And they're like seeing like a like they see their loved one Everywhere they go I saw my mom downstairs earlier Oh really? Yeah Yeah, she at the bar

There we go Yeah Fucking crying in the corner How put it would be that You fucking pussy You're like the toughest dude I know And I roast you once And you start crying

You fucking piece of shit. We're on a comedy part. Like, get over yourself. It's so funny because I love what I was like having my... When my friend died, we had this whole conversation. You guys were on and I was like really opening up and then Lucas's mom dies and we're like,

you fuck shit. Well, I know that you love to dish. You're so mean to me. And I love it because that's what we do. But if you know what I mean? You gotta take it. I mean, I can take whatever you have to say, Charlie. It's what you just told me

as someone else was saying. Yeah, well, it was fucked up of them. Who's not, who's not my friend. Like, if you said that. He said it in a caring way. He said it in a caring way. Okay.

Or she. All right, now we know who. So they're not my friend. And if you said that to me, I would be like, oh, okay. I would never said, that'd be so mean of me to say to you. I would never. You should love to vague.

She should have. I messed up. Or that is specific. It's either vague or specific. There's one, yeah, there's one non-bionary person that it's immediately we know who it is. Oh, Lucas is not friends with non-binary people.

Come on. I am too. I think. Name one. Name one not binary friend. Yeah. I can name. I truly could name multiple right now.

I don't know what their name is, but. Is that how you get into bars in Brooklyn? It's like the guest list. It's like named two. I was trying to think of like a funny gender neutral name. Like jeeve. Sam is a great one. Sam.

Sam. Yeah. That's not like funny. Jordan. Jordan's another one. Yeah. Jordan can go either way. Yeah.

I don't know how we got here. How did we get here? This candle is pretty phallic, though. It looks like two dude. Yeah. Yeah. But, yeah, no, I think... This is an emotional roller coaster.

Yeah, this was a lot. I want everyone to know that as sad and depressed that I am... He was more sad about what they said about his comedy than his mom died. Yeah, yeah. Because I... I would have loved if you were like a sad and depressed. presses I am. I am also not funny. I think I'm pretty funny. No, you're great

on stage. I have been having some rough sets lately. Have you? Dude, I had a rough set at your show you and I, I, straight, you ever bomb so hard and you're like, I, what? You ever bummed so hard in your head, you go, no matter what I do, I'm not getting out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I've just been getting too, I've been getting too fucked up before I go on stage. Like, yeah, I had to have,

you know, Harrington and old man hustle was like, dude, I want to, you're my boy and I want to give you spots every weekend, but I can't keep giving you spots if you're going to be blackout drunk on stage. That's what he heard. What he really says, get out of here, you fucking retard. And that's when, uh, that's when I had to like self-isolate for like a week and, you know. Yeah, I think you don't have to say self-isolate. I think it's just isolate. I was by myself. You don't isolate with other people. I guess you can. Well, I have roommates, but I don't, I haven't seen them in a while. Sure, sure. Yeah, that's because they're gays. No, keep going

No, they are No, that's not what I was talking I believe you that they are He texted me today He was like Because he was out town for like five days And I just kind of like trashed the kitchen And then he texted me

I didn't know he was coming home last night And he was like hey can you clean the fucking kitchen Do they hate you? Yeah, they hate me I've also seen your room It put me into a spiral of depression Like I've never been in before Seeing your room

I have to clean that Dude it's so bad Okay, all right No, I need to tell you. The walls are, like, bare, white. The bathroom sink has a broken light bulb in it. He hasn't taken it out. Were you smoking crack out of it?

Yeah, what were you doing? I was changing it. Tell me you smoke crack out of it. I was changing it, and I dropped it. It's cleaned up now. Okay. It happened, like, the day before. I'm pretty sure there was a fly, like, going around the room,

that it just stays with you, wherever you go. He's, like, hanging out right now. He's like, dude, it's like, a parent on your shoulder, but it's just a fly, like, right above your shoulder. We're going back home, dude. I'm hungry. No, your room was a fucking kit, though.

Yeah, dude, that's, yeah. Also, your bed, it's like, get sheets. Like, get sheets. There was sheets on it. Yeah, but they were, like, not on it. You know what I mean? They were, like, half on. Oh, dude, that was me.

Like, before I moved doing my girlfriend, my... Is this an intervention for me? Yeah. The fuck is happening right now. My old apartment, like, we did this thing where, like, I, we used one of my apartment.

So, we crashed in my girlfriends, and then my apartment would just be where we go to pregame. And so it just became a, It's that apartment on 40. No, no, it's back in Florida. And it just became such a wreck. And it's like, if you let stuff go, it can be bad.

Yeah. Like, yeah, my room's pretty gross. Yeah. My room's, those 40s that we bought are still sitting around. I need a, really. Yeah. Wow. That was a wild night.

That's not a... That was a wild night. Well, and that just, that's a testament to, like, the shenanigans I get into was that night. Have you... Have you gone home for a while? I'm going home on Sunday. Yeah. Like, I have to.

Yeah. Reset. a little bit. Actually, I realize I'm the opposite. Because if I go back, comedy is what keeps me, like, focused. If I go back to Florida, like, I can't do it. I just get more fucked up, actually. I'm the opposite. I'm going to do comedy while I'm back home. There's a club

there. I can go down to St. Louis, but like, I can't go out here because I just, I'm going to, I have no self-control. I don't have the self-control and not get fucking hammered. You're making this an intervention right now. We're just hanging. This is stuff I'd need to talk about. Yeah. It's hard. I'm sorry. Can I say, can I say, my room?

looks so good right now. Really? Truly. Well, your room is also the rest of the house. It's like... My room is my living room and my kitchen and my bathroom. It's a studio? It's less than that.

It's called a SRO, single room occupancy. Oh, shit. So I have a, it's like a, I have a room, and then there's shared bathrooms. So I just have a studio room and then a bathroom. How are the shared bathrooms then? I love it. So I don't have to clean. I hate, I have like an OCD.

And one of the, of the things is like bathroom things like toothpaste and shampoo. He has obese cock disorder. Nice. He's got a huge hug. It's fine. Yeah, like I hate

cleaning bathrooms like that I get so I'll puke. If I'm cleaning toothpaste off it, I'll puke. So I hate it. So it's great because I don't yeah, like shampoo. Then how do you clean the pupe? Yeah, it doesn't gross me out though. That's the never ending cycle of puke. So your bathroom is grosser than this guy's asshole.

Yeah. Yeah. No, but the cool thing about... Also, is the guy gay or bisexual? Because... He was gay. Okay. Okay. That has to be like an upkeep thing.

Because I feel like straight... I don't know if it's a bisexual thing. Straight guy's asses are just the grossest thing. Disgusting. Yeah, yeah. I took a shit. And then, like, 20 minutes later, my girl was one to... She wanted to eat my ass.

And I, like, stopped her. I'm like, no. Tell me she did. She got mad. She got mad that I wouldn't let her. And I'm like... Are we going to have to cut this out, too? No, this is fine.

Okay. I'm like, no. babe, I just don't want you to go through that. Yeah. This is for you. No, no. But then we didn't have sex. She would have been okay with eating your ass after you shit.

She got mad because she was like, you killed the mood. I'm like, what would have really killed the mood is if you got shit on your tongue? Like, I just took a shit. Has that happened? Have you ever gotten shit on your face? No, I would punch her right in the head. No, I'm just kidding. No, I've gotten shit on my dad.

but that's like different because you're in their ass. Yeah. If you have shit outside your asshole. A question about that. When you get shit on your dick, is it just the tip or is it the whole shaft? I remember specifically I had it like halfway down my shaft.

And what is it? Is it just like a smear or is it a chunk? Smear or chunk? It was like a chunk. A chunk? Okay. So what I did, what I did was,

what I did was, awful. What I did was I just put it back in. And tried to like one of those golf ball cleaners. Like to scrape it off. in her butt. Ew. Yeah.

Dude, sex is gross, dude. I hate sex. I really hate it. I have it once every like six months to a year just because I have to and I don't chase it. Nobody's forcing,

unless you're getting raped. But hopefully nobody's forcing you to have sex. No, no. No one else. That was with my college girlfriend. I mean, I didn't go to college,

but she did. It's actually the other way. Tell me I'm not funny, motherfucker. I think you were telling me that before that you hung out on college campuses. Well, you know, really? The reason I moved from Peoria, Illinois, where I grew up, down to St. Louis, was because my girlfriend at the time was going to college there. Oh, yeah.

I think a thousand other reasons. So, yeah, I would... When you graduated high school, were you the kid who went back and, like, hung out in the parking lot? No, but I would... If you do that... and you're listening to this podcast, fucking stop. I graduated high school. I lived at my mom's for like a year.

I was like working at grocery stores. And then my girlfriend went down to college for a year. And when she came back for the summer, I was like, let me go down with you because I'm going to kill myself here. And then, yeah, I went and, yeah, hung out in college campuses and didn't go to college, but reaped all the benefits, you know. Hell yeah, dude. That is the move.

I was a friend that did stuff like that. Or they go to like the community college, by the college and then just all the privileges, but just not some stupid classroom with some. bullshit teacher. Yeah. It's telling me I can't be a comedian. And look who's talking now. Fucking dickhead.

I mean, I like how both of you are on your phone right now. This is fucking... He's got to go. I just constantly think my girlfriend's mad at me. It's one of these things. Dude, I constantly think your girlfriend's mad at me too. It's crazy. Where do you have to go tonight?

The pair? I have my show and then at... It is Thursday. Oh, yeah, you go to us. That might be a cool hang. Yeah, and then I'm going to do the midnight at the pair, which has been fun. I have crowds, but.

Opps and downs. I try a new joke. I hate when you try out a new joke, if they don't like me, I like trying on a new joke because I'm like, whatever, fuck these guys. But if they really like me and you try a new joke and they really don't like it, it's the saddest feeling,

because you're like, you guys like to, I want to be liked so bad. It's a sad thing to realize. I've been trying a lot of, like, dead mom jokes. Oh, yeah. Specifically about my mom dying. Yeah, it'd be weird if you did somebody else. Some guy knows mom died

fucking pussy. The thing is like if they bomb then I'm like Yeah she's not dead guys She's That's such a funny But it's either they work really well

Or they bomb really hard But then I have a couple other jokes That have been working I think that's how every joke goes ever They work really well They bought well Some are teppet There's this

I've been starting my sets with this Like my thing is I go up And I'm like You all having a good time tonight And they're like yeah I'm like my mom died A month and a half ago I think that's funny

but some people are like, Jesus. You do think that's funny. Jesus Christ. Yeah. You think that's funny? I think it's funny. No, to bring...

Yes, and I'm tired of pretending it's not. I think it's funny to bring the energy up and then immediately kill it. Oh, yeah. No, that is fun. Manipulation of the room. Yeah. Manipulate people's emotions.

Yeah, that's a good time. And hurting people's feeling. I do that in real life, too. Yeah, you're not very good at it. Jeez. You fucking suck. Oh, this is a good time. Yeah, Lucas, you suck, dude.

Dude, the amount, you know how mean you've been to me? And now that I'm... I can feel it pop it out because I didn't know. You've bullied me for months. And now that the cards have turned to whatever the saying is, I honestly don't think I've... You're like the guy that's like, you're in a fight. And then when your other buddy's jump in,

now that he's on the ground, you kick him in the side. Yes, dude, truly. I don't think I've bullied you. Well, you bully me in a fun way, but that's what we're doing. Like, you know what I mean? Yeah, for us. I don't have a great time. I got off work and this is much more fun than that.

Oh, good, bitch. Cool. It's so funny, because I'm a receptionist. I'm like, how's it going? How's it going? And then now we're talking about it's like the worst thing. Yeah, you're just like shit on my dick, bitch. Yeah, I work for a company as well.

So I hope they don't hear this. You all know how much it costs to cremate a body? $2,000. $5,000. Yeah, that makes sense. I cremated my hamster when I was in a minute. He was still alive, but. So my mom, all she had was me and my sister.

So we're in the meeting. with the dude. And crack. All right. Yeah, that is all she had. That's, so keep on.

It's all she left me. Honestly, thanks. Everybody who over just on crack leaves a little bit, yeah. No,

do they OD? They took, yeah. You finished it. It means you didn't have enough. I didn't know you could OD on crack until you told me. She had a heart attack.

Oh, so it wasn't really an OD. It was a heart attack due to too much crack. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, but I don't know what you call. It wouldn't have happened if she wasn't smoking crack.

I guess NEOD is a hardest. Yeah, like the guy who sings, come, my lady, come, come, come. He died of a crack over there. Really? Yeah, that's, is crack fun? Have you all done it? No. I've taken a cocoa puff.

So you lick a cigarette and dip it in cocaine and you smoke it. But apparently that doesn't work. We call the ice caps. No, that's different. That doesn't work. You can't smoke cocaine. You can't smoke it, though. I think what happens is you're just doing a bunch of...

Yeah, I think what happens though is you're doing a bunch of coke. And then you're like, this totally works, but it's really the coke you snorted there. Dude, if you're smoking Coke, you're wasting. Yeah, yeah. But it's like you're only doing that if you have a ton of Coke. So you probably did bumps before that. And you're like, I'm so high on this Coke I smoked, but it's really the Coke you snorted. So we're in the coroner's office.

And he's like, it's just me and my sister. We're the only ones that she had left. He's like, it's $5,000. And I swear to God, if my sister wasn't there, I would, I would like, I would tell him just to keep the body, go find a random bonfire and fill up a vase. And be like, here you go. Like, here's her ashes. Wait, wait, wait, wait, what do you mean?

Find a random body. How would you put her ashes in the vase after the bonfire? No, I'm not saying I'm going to burn her body. Even though I picture like a group of high school. Even though I could do that. Just doing like a bonfire of the wood. Can you we use this for like one second? I could do it for like five dollars.

Oh, you mean find some ashes on the ground? Just random ashes and fucking fill up a vase. Do you have your mom's ashes? Yeah. You want to smoke them? All right. I was thinking about growing a pot plant out of them. That's fun.

Or like cutting some coke with it. That's what Keith Richards did with his dad's ashes. he snorted him. What? Yeah, dude. Yeah. Who's Keith Richards? Rolling Stones.

Rolling stones. Oh, that's like the band that's like, uh, they're new, right? They're immortal. Go fucking die. They're always new because they're never going to die. That's, he snorted his dad's ashes. Yeah, I think he mixed it in with coke. For what?

Oh. I was thinking, yeah, like, do people are, I forget, I think I'm crazy because I'll, like, smoke too many cigarettes, but like, people are crazy. Oh, yeah. But I think it's also once you're drunk, like, if I, if I, like, I've gotten, like, a cut on my finger when I'm drunk and then you smear it on your face and you're like, ah, you know what I'm,

getting that sort of savage mentality. Dude, the first time I did acid, I was like 15, and we all put on bandanas, like me and my friends because we're like teenagers tripping. You know,

you'd get corny with it. And like, shot up in a neighborhood. We all put, no, like head bit, like head bandage. And the only one left had blood on it.

And it was my first time doing acid and all my buddies were like, oh, this is the blood one. You got to put the blood one on. And I fucking put it on. It's so, like, someone else's blood on my forehead.

Yeah, because you're like, yeah, yeah, yeah, Savage. Yeah, yeah. It's that like mentality. Yeah.

Get off your phone. Oh, my God. Holy cow. I think we only have like two minutes left down. Millennials. Okay. How old are you guys? I'm 24.

Which else's favorite color? 26. I was brown before this podcast. Brown? I'm sure. No. But I like, I like rainbows. I like, yeah, you do.

I want to eat me. my ass. Yeah, yeah, because I like purple. That's a good color because it's red and blue, mixed. Yeah, dude,

that's why I like it. I mean, Lucas are alone, this is our whole conversation. No, but like green and yellow is funny. He's like, did you know my mom die

where I go back to colors? I'm really into a yellow right now. I'm really into yellow. That's the worst. Dude, no one's favorite color is yellow. Yeah,

I had a yellow motorcycle, though. It was pretty cool. Yeah, and you crashed it. Okay. we don't talk about my life anymore oh guys you look good buddy but yeah

he looked surprised when you told Lucas he looked because his eyes were like confused he's like are you shit right now what are you talking about but we're gonna end it there where can they find you guys online oh I'm at technically Charlie on Instagram yeah let's stop talking now that your girlfriend's

that's not nothing to do it at we hit our what 45 minutes we had our time no we're literally at 50 minutes I'd say we did great personally I'd say you know what Lucas bummed it out a little bit Yeah, dude. No, that's okay. Yeah, I did get sad for a second.

Hi, I'm Lucas. I'm sad. Do you want to say anything to the audience? Just say your Instagram. Oh, my God, Lucas. It was Michael's girlfriend. Yeah, my Instagram's at Hinder Luser. Do you like the band Hinder, by the way?

No. Inder. Oh. No, the lips of an angel. What are I saying? Hinderlighter? Yeah. Did you just ask me what my last name is?

I didn't know if it was Hinder Lider or HinderLight. Are you serious? I haven't known you that long. We've known each other long enough to know each other. You're one of my more recent friends. This is his like... Charlie Fawson. This is his subtle way of shitting on you.

He's like, the jokes are over. Now I'm just going to slowly... I'm going to gaslight you, Lou. By the way, who the fuck are you? I mean... Oh, yeah, no. No, I was just going to tell you guys to shut the fuck up. Yeah, we're so just over, but...

No, no, is there anything else you want to promote? No, this was so fun. Thank you, Michael. Yeah, absolutely. Thank you.