Morning Good - Michael Gets Punked on the Subway - Episode 14

Episode Date: February 22, 2021

Thanks to Chris and James for coming on the show and having a good time. Also, thanks to that child for sparing Michael's life and letting him continue to live and keep making funny content. Make sure to check out our guests to see any new shows or projects they might have coming up.  You can find James Pontillo on Instagram @pontillojames and Chris Kinback @chriskinbackAs always, find Michael Good on Instagram @michael_good1125 and on Twitter @agoodmichaelThis podcast was produced by Paxton Fleming, you can find him on Instagram @yaboypax 

Thanks for the F-Shack. Love Dirty Mike and the Boys. Hey, are you dirty Mike and the boys? How you know who we are? What's this? They call it the podcast? Morning good. I love that.

Yeah, it's me with the boner on the front. Welcome to morning. Number one. Whoa. Oh, ours are moving. Yours isn't moving. You think Michael's isn't moving? Michael's not talking.

Well, mine is because every time I talk. God damn it. My mic was off the whole fucking time. All right, now we're starting. God damn it. We just did fucking, what? At least three hours. Well, I only did like five minutes, but I had great.

But we can keep my audio in, right? Yeah, no, we're not just going to have it. Because I'm just going to be in the background. Oh, yeah, and you're talking. All right. So basically, great view, by the way. I'll start. So we're here with James Pontillo and Chris Kim Bach.

I was not late. I was on time. You were fucking late. But that's better than you were late and we noticed because I would have just gone for a longer time period with the mic not on it. Yeah, we had a rough start. But Michael was telling us

this story about getting punked out on the subway. Yeah. Let's take it from there. I mean, I guess I'll start over again. So a kid was shining a light in my eyes. I told him to stop. He said he was going to kill me.

And then he pulled out with pepper spray. Yeah. And everybody just ignored me. And it hurt my feelings because I felt like a pussy, but also I can't fight minority children on the subway. White children I can fight, though.

Is that a thing? White kids are the worst. Yeah, that should be a rule. You ever meet a white kid? It's just going to grow up to be a white man. Exactly. Yeah, so I should immediately. Beat his ass then.

Yeah, you'd be a hero. If you beat up a white, we should beat up white kids more. White boys. 12-year-old white boys, the worst people, I think. Yeah. Why are more of them not getting beat up randomly? Well, they are. That's why they shoot up high schools most of the time.

But that's not, yeah, okay, that's fair. That's not okay. Yeah, that's fair. No school shootings, though, because of COVID. So that's... Yeah, but I've talked about this before. There's definitely going to be a giant over... They're building up.

Like, they've had time to write manifestos. They've just been looking at computer screens for like... Yeah. A year now. I don't know, though, because no one's, like, really bullying them. No one's... Dude, I guarantee you their cyber bullying. I never stopped.

Yeah. I wonder if there could be any on, any Zoom shootings. Someone just shoots their computer screens. I didn't really do much. That would be funny if he just shoots the Zoom screens and they start screaming everyone. They're stupid and they don't realize, like, They're not going to take the bullets.

It's a great sketch idea. I don't know how nobody's done that yet. The thing I wonder, too, is I wonder if there's ever been school shooting and then on the same day somebody else is going to shoot it up. And that kid's like, he took my idea. He's like, I was going to do that. You go first. Like, what is it one of those things?

I don't know. Plagiarism, yeah. Or you think you'll get expelled if you shoot up after someone else shoots up a school. You could get in trouble for that. But I feel like somebody else could be excited to. They could be like, oh, I was going to take the blunt. But you just go do it. Yeah, you could always just go shoot up another school.

Because chances are those kids would be mean. you anyway. So just go shoot up that school. There's never like, there's ever like old school shooters like once you graduate. That's like sad. That's pathetic.

What do you mean? If you go back to your old high school and shoot it up? That's what the, what's it called? Is that the rule you have to be in the school to shoot it up? That seems to be.

I don't think, I don't think there's any rules. Yeah. But no, no, there's that one guy who went in, it wasn't, some guy went into elementary school and did it. Yeah.

Sandy Hook? Sandy Hook. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, but he did go. It's always an uplifting conversation. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know.

That would be a weird grudge to hold. Because it was like an elementary school. He's like third grade English class. You fucked me up. Yeah. And that's a weird. I've always thought about that. I always wanted to dress like a homeless guy and scream at my elementary school.

That'd be cool. But don't hurt anyone, but just yell. Yeah, just yell. Just be like, you did this to me. Yeah. Or what if they just shot the teachers? Why take it out on the students? They normally do, though.

I don't think it's a... You think, yeah. Yeah. I didn't really think it through all the way, you know? Just kind of just... Yeah. But, yeah, don't beat up kids. That's so...

But I started looking up. What kind of light was he shining? Was it like a flash? It was like, it was a flashlight. And then I was just like, I was getting annoyed by it. And I'm like, I wasn't even saying, can you please stop? I said stop. And then he was like, I'm going to kill you.

And I was literally told us. I said, fuck off. I was like, you're going to murder me in front of all these people right here. And everybody just immediately stopped making eye contact with me because they're like, I'm not going to deal with this right now. And I'm like, God damn it. Yeah. What's the gain?

What's the gain for them? Yeah. And I was telling him I was being super like, I was being super like, I had been punked out already like the week before because I was on the train coming back from Connecticut. And this dude started getting his dick sucked by this girl while he was rapping. He was like a white guy. He had his own instrumental going on his phone. And then he's like, my dick sucked every day on the train.

Clearly he does. Yeah, something like that. Clearly he's right. And then I go to stand up to get out and he calls me a faggot. And then I try to, the problem is I stood up and the door right behind. You say anything to him or he just called me. No, I was I was punked out again. This is before.

This is why I was so mad about the kid because I was like, I'm never going to let this happen again. And I go for the door and the door is locked. So the only other exit is right next to him because he's standing right by the door. So I have to sit back down, wait for another stop to exit, and then I have to leave while he's just yelling at me. You must just have that look on your face that's like somebody. You little bitch. That's the look I have. If you're getting, if you're getting blown on the train in public, you're probably not all, like you're probably unhinged a little bit.

Yeah, absolutely. Was anyone saying anything? No, no, no, because it wasn't, this was the railroad. So it's like the cister higher. The seats are higher, so it's like, it wasn't like anybody could see it besides me who could just hear like, oh wow. And he's like, yeah, bitch, keep going. It sounds like it was a great day for, it was so funny too, because he's like, the girl got all mad at him. He's like, I bought you flowers, bitch.

And he was white. I'm not being racist. He was white and he was talking like this. Yeah, well, he's romantic. Yeah, I guess so. So maybe just avoid trains for a little while. Maybe that's the answer. Yeah, start Uber in place.

Yeah. You know Phil 987 apparently does take trains? He doesn't? Yeah, I heard that's like a thing. Why? I don't know. That's probably for the best. For other people.

Wait, he just avoids the trains? I guess somebody told me that. I don't know. He's such a mysterious character because you know he wrote a screenplay? Apparently it's like the most racist screenplay known to me. No, really? Phil 987? I don't believe that.

Yeah, he's pretty racist, that guy. Has this gone to Broadway? Yeah. It's not that I haven't heard of it. That's how I get all my information, yeah. It's like stomp, but every time they stomp, they say the end. Yeah. Hill 987's Broadway.

Yeah. Yeah, he's an interesting character. I've heard people say they've seen him crush in black rooms. I've heard all people say it's the most uncomfortable things. I think both. I think you don't know how to react. I mean, if you're real artist, you're going to... Yeah.

As Patrice O'Neill says, half the room should be disgusted and half of them should be happy. Yeah. Yeah. So I don't know. But I don't actually agree with that because I'm like, I don't know. I would rather say everybody have a good time. I want to minimize the discomfort. Yeah.

That's my, as an artist, that's what I try to do. It seems like a great philosophy, though. if you're, like, bombing everywhere, be like, well, that was the half that doesn't like that. Yeah, an extra room I expect 100% of the people to like me. Oh, that's, yeah, that's a great, you know. That's a thing for sure. I was, I was thinking about, we were talking about rappers earlier. I was thinking about, could you imagine, like, a rapper, though?

What if you had all this street credit, but you just sucked at rapping? Like, there's got to be some guy who lived, like, the hardest life, the most thugship, but he's, like horrible rapping. Yeah. And nobody's going to tell him that he sucks. Oh, you mean Eminem. You don't like Eminem on this podcast. He's our guy, dude. We got to.

Love him. You love them? Do you actually not like, I don't like new Eminem. I feel like I like more of an MGK kind of guy. Yeah, exactly, that guy. Somebody has a joke about it. Like, he literally changed genres because he like. Oh, machine gun, Kelly.

Yeah. What do you mean change? Once he got diss by Eminem, he started doing punk rock music more. Doesn't he do like romantic stuff kind of now? I mean, he's dating Megan Fox, romantic stuff? I thought it's more like, I like that kind of music. It's more like emo. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

If I got diss by Eminem, I'd go more. emo, I think. That seems to be the move that you would take. Yeah. The other thing I was going to talk about, you know the Super Bowl, so that guy that went streaking the Super Bowl, or whatever, you know the guy with the Pink Thong went running? Yeah, yeah. He did it for like, it was like a plan, right?

Yeah, and it's so funny because everybody at the Super Bowl was like, that guy's going to be a jail for a long time. I follow the guy on Instagram. He's living the life. No, storming the field, you don't get that much time. You get that one night in jail, right? That's it, yeah. Oh, my God. This dude is live... I don't know if this is just from this. But did he also placed a bet on somebody to go streak

and he won like $500,000 or something like that. But then because he talked about, I guess they didn't pay him out or something like that because he was like bragging about it. That's what I heard. Oh, shit. Yeah. I have a,

I have, what's it called? Like, I follow him on Instagram, and he's just on a yacht in Tampa just with, like, hose. From streaking? I don't know if it's from that, but, like, the dude is just living the best. By the way, everybody in Florida right now, I am so jealous.

I was there in Key West, wherever there's a bastard party like a month ago. Everything's over. open. Oh my God. Texas, everything's wide open. Yeah.

I, but it's like a level of everybody there is really doing it. Like, they're really going. Like, there's no restrictions. Yeah, but it's not like,

it's not like one of those things that's like everybody's like, okay, maybe we'll go out. We get like, all my friends, I'm looking at them party and it's like nuts. It's like pre-COVID. Yeah,

yeah, yeah. Nobody's working. Yeah, it's even crazy. Well, people are working there because like, they don't really have the same unemployment.

Yeah. Yeah. Like nobody gets it in Florida. It's got a fucked up. Yeah, I know. Yeah, which is great for me because when I wasn't, I mean, that's not great for me. But when I was down there, I was on New York unemployment. But like everything is like, like I was getting paid the amount you would in New York.

So I'm like, oh. But in Florida, that's like. The money takes you way further. Yeah. Unless you're like in Miami, but. Foreign currency almost down there. But the one thing is Texas looks even weirder now because did you say a video of Alex Jones just in like a military grade Jeep?

No. Dude, this guy. He's just. I believe it. How did I miss that? Dude, he's just going. around. This is like some no man's land shit. Just look at this.

This is just somebody I know. Alex Jones is still doing these things? Dude, it's like the Dark Night Rises there right out. Info Wars. Dude, he's the man. I love him so much. He's quite the character. Yeah. He really goes for it. Oh, yeah. He's leaning into his whole

shtick, I think, and I love it. Yeah, his mental illness. Yeah, whatever you want to call it. Yeah, I feel like Tim Dillon has like breathed another life into him because all like Tim Dylan fans are now like yeah like following Alex Jones because well he's one of those guys it was like right about

two things but then he just says like 90 other crazy things yeah so it's annoying because you're like god damn you're right about the two things but you're also fucking saying the most yeah he really buried himself with the Sandy Hook conspiracy thing well I think without that he'd be fine he just kind of did damage then he apologized and said he didn't really feel that way

but yeah he did some damage with that yeah that one's a tough he can't go after kids that's the thing Even if you don't think they actually die. Even if they're on the train and they're shining lights in your eyes, you can't fight them. People hate when you go after kids. It's so weird. That's why we hate pedophiles.

That's why pedophiles get beat up in jail. Yeah, because they're going after kids. Yeah. That's the whole thing. Yeah. Well, I guess you can't really molest adults, though, so it's not really. Nah. It's not the same.

You're not really, yeah. Yeah, it's not. It's about the chase. Yeah. No. Yeah. I don't have anything else on that. have a lot of topics.

We have covered a lot of ground so forth. Even considering the first half hour wasn't recorded. Yeah. Before you got here, it was fucking wild, man. Dude, it was nuts.

What was funny because we walked in, too, and they were already recording a podcast. Oh, yeah. And it was so funny because there's, like, Coke on the table,

like four locoes everywhere. Allegedly, I have to say. Which is Coke, by the way. It's just liquid Coke. Yeah. Yeah.

And then, yeah, but it's weird because I took, like, I'm on my, like, 21st, 22nd day of not drinking out of 30.

Yeah. And then I also stopped taking... Thank you. I'll stop taking my prescription. Not like, I don't need them. I'm off my mood stable. No, I was taking Adderall and Kalanapin. But it's somebody, because part of me is like, what are these train incidents

are just me having withdrawal hallucinations and like none of that is actually happening? That could be also true. Yeah. Because train instances, we were talking about this. They literally don't feel real when somebody does something crazy because nobody pays attention to you. Yeah. And then you're just like, did that really just fucking happen?

Like I... Dude, my dreams have been nuts. Like, I've had very vivid dreams, yeah. That's from not drinking or that's from... Yeah, from not drinking? drinking in. But you, you were drinking a four loco when we came in here. You're just having the opposite effect. Hop on. We're not going to say your name. I've been doing these fast, like these intermittent

fasts. Like I'll do some that are 25. I'm in the middle of one now and they're really good for you mentally. I feel way better. So I can't speak to that. I can't speak to that. But I will say this. Do you guys routinely dream? Yeah. Yeah. I don't. Okay. For the past, month or so. I've been having these vivid fucking dreams. And it's like insane. This one dream, which I think you would find hilarious, this one guy shows up to a poker night, allegedly. And he... It's a dream, so it's all alleged. You're not going to be helping out. And he's like, hey, I've got a bunch of fentanyl. And he pops out this whole bag of fentanyl.

It just says fentanyl on it. XXL, yeah. And what's funny is it was like literally just pepper flakes from like what you get at a dollar slice. Yeah. Yeah. And the guy was like, yeah, no, it's all fentanyl. And I was like, yeah, I'll do the first snort. And I just fucking did like half the whole shit.

And everyone looked at me all crazy. I was like, it's pepper. It was just that was my first dream in like eight months. It's so wild to me because I don't dream. So I would love to talk about your dreams and then I would love... A breakdown of what that dream means. I would love if any of you had any thoughts on lucid dreaming. Okay.

Wow. Thanks. We're supposed to talk about our dreams. My dream is to be a famous podcaster. Is this a dream? Dreams are coming true in this room right now. Yeah. I liked how you had to say,

allegedly with like your dream though. You're like allegedly I was doing drugs. Like nobody... So used to do. So used to everything being alleged. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. Well, you're probably dreaming.

You just don't remember. I've heard you dream every single night, but you just don't remember. You don't remember it because of like, uh, like how you wake up. Like, if you wake up super fast, then you apparently, it just like falls right out of your brain. Yeah.

scientifically. That's what it is. Yeah. You ever get some sleep paralysis? That's a bitch. I haven't had it where I have hallucinations, but I heard that's good. I've had it. It's really bad.

What were your hallucinations? Uh, just that there's like demons like like above my bed and I'm like because with sleep paralysis you're mentally awake but physically asleep. You can't move so you're just being tormented. What do they do to you? You know it's a dream.

Do you like, um, teabagg you? So yeah, they suck my dick. The demons. No, so what you're supposed to do. So it only happens sleep paralysis if you're on your back. So if you're on your side, you can't do it. So it can't have sleep paralysis?

What? You can't have sleep paralysis on your side? No, it's only on your back. So it's a little bit like lucid dreaming because there's certain things you could control. So you're supposed to like, in the dream, you're supposed to turn sideways if you have sleep paralysis. But it takes a little bit because you can't move. It's really scary. That sounds terrifying.

It's really scary. Your eyes are open or your eyes are closed? You could see everything. So I don't know. It could just be, I don't know if it's mental or if you're actually, I think they're closed probably. That's terrified. I've seen like ghosts and stuff and that may be it. What?

I've seen ghosts when I was like a kid and that may have been. Where did you see them? Like walking towards a bed. Like, what did they look like? So the first one I saw, so I don't really believe in ghosts because I don't like take things for my childhood. I'm like, oh, that has to be legit. I'm like I was fucking stupid. I didn't, I don't know.

But I saw like a one time it was like a black kid on a subway that was shining a light in my eyes. No, it was a shadow. And it was like this shadow, like this dark, like just, you know, like a shadow figure. Yeah. I thought it was my dad. I started yelling at it. And then it just walked right over me. Wow.

Maybe it was him still. Well, he's not black. Oh. All right. Was it a haunted house? house that you lived in or that was the only, uh, no, but I do have a haunted house. We used to have this family house in Florida and literally it was like a rental house in the 1930s and a gang called a mob Barker gang got gunned down in the house. It was like a Chicago gang that was like visiting for

like, it was like they're going on vacation, the gang vacation. Yeah, their gang vacation. And yeah, no, we went to the house. I saw a ghost when I was kid, but like I don't know if it's like legit, because we did a wichi board and then nothing happened. And it was so annoying though because my friends were getting like hammered. And I was like still kind of in the ghost world in my brain. I was like, I was like, don't disrespect the spirits.

I punched one of my friends. And I'm looking back away. That's ridiculous. Oh my God. Yeah. But it's, it's, we moved the house.

They're like, it's like, uh, we sold the property and then we literally move the house to the other side of the lake. I don't know you could pick up houses and really move them. Yeah. And now it's like a historical,

um, thing. But it was terrifying as a kid because like, I would, yeah, you'd just be all hanging out in the same room and you just hear people walking up and down the stairs. You're like,

So you moved your haunted house. Yeah. That's probably double haunted. Yeah. Now it's, we moved it right on top of an old Indian burial crowd. Yeah. But this is what it like looks like,

yeah. That looks haunted, man. They picked that up and moved it. Yeah, look at it. That's how they took it out. It was like a lake house too.

Your family lives in that right now or no? No, no. So my cousins lived in it for a little bit. Did they experience? Yeah, all the time. But that's what it looked like on the inside. Isn't that terrifying?

It was like all old, like, shit in there. Oh, yeah. That's crazy. really there's really bullet holes in wall and like my family's like oh we'll keep some of them and as a kid we always be like if you look in the bullet hole you'll see like a ghost but i can't believe people people fuck with that after all those after like amityville horror and all that yeah well let's take this haunted house and and try our luck with it yeah yeah well it's one

people live in that house now yeah and my dad would always say he's always like there's good there's good spirits in here too i was like i guess nobody in my family has died from it yeah we're back at it uh we that was a word from our sponsors co-cene yeah we'll put that a letter no We're talking about ghosts. Yeah, so the ghost town is my family. Yeah, I know. I saw ghosts as a kid, but I don't really believe those ghosts. Then we're talking about ghost deaths, right?

Yeah. Well, I always wonder, like, why are ghosts, their children are, like, old people. There's never, like, a middle-aged man ghost. Why is that? You never run into those. You never run into just the middle-aged, like a, there's never a ghost named Randy.

Yeah. I want to see someone, because middle-aged guys die. He's just doing scratch-offs. I'm like, you're just yelling the N-word. But there's middle-age guys that die. Why? Are they never, are they not allowed? back? What's the rules? It's always kids. Who gives

a fuck about kid ghosts? Yeah, yeah. I want some, I want some dad ghosts. I think it's just movies because they're spookier. If it's like a really old person, you don't think a middle age man coming back is spooky? I mean, I think, I guess, but it's not the same. Doesn't have the same dramatic effect. Maybe.

Maybe he doesn't have any unfinished business. Maybe. But even when, yeah. He accomplished everything he wanted. Then why are they old people ghost? What are they, what do they haunt him? And they lived their lives. They just had too hard of expectations for their life.

So they said the standards too high. So no matter what, they feel like they're not fulfilled, but they are. It's just like you've reached your full potential. They're like, no, I had more to do. It's like, no, that's all you had. It's crazy. Yeah. So you're a ghost denier then, even though you've seen, I feel like people who see,

I'm a ghost deniers, but I do think all the ghosts from the Holocaust happened. Those ghosts are surreal. Every other ghosts, I deny. So what do you think you saw then if they were not ghost? I don't know, man Just like I mean, I see weird stuff sometimes Our, you know, minds play tricks on us

And yeah, but it's weird Because I'm so on board of the aliens But ghosts, I'm just like, I don't think it's real Yeah I think that So I think the Pro Alien on this podcast, pro UFO Yeah

Well I think that like when I was a kid I think that those were probably just I don't know, I think your imagination can Like Maybe to the point like Yeah, sometimes you hear things that aren't there It's just kind of Yeah, I don't know

maybe, I don't know, because my brother had like an imaginary friend. Apparently he took my mom to this random house. She's like, oh yeah, he's real. He's my imaginary friend. And then she took him to the door and started like knock on it. And that point my mom just left. She's like, we got to go. This is too weird.

There was no one there. She's like, I'm just, she's like, we're not going to knock on the house. We'll come back later or whatever. But in her mind, she's like, I don't know what the fuck is happening. The imaginary friend took him. No, he took her. My brother took my mom. I guess when he was a kid to like a random house.

It's like, oh, this is her imaginary friend lives in this whole family. She says his name was Brother Black And he was just like the silhouette figure Well, yeah, he's imaginary He's probably silhouette Yeah But yeah, that's creepy But if I was my mom

I'd like try to find out who lives at that house And just be like, what's going on here? What is just a black family? My mom's like, he doesn't realize Black people exist So he's like, he's like, he's an imaginary friend There's no way They're not pale and pasty and get sunburned

So my friend has a farm in Jersey once And I stayed there and he's like, oh, it's a little haunted. Like, we see things. And it's weird because I stayed over and I didn't see anything, but I had, like, the worst sleep. Like, you know when you just feel paranoid? Like, I just felt a bad energy.

And, like, to this day, I can never explain it. But I just felt haunted. Like, it just felt, but without seeing or hearing anything. Yeah. It was the weirdest thing. Maybe it's because he told me and I was just thinking about it. But it did feel spooky. Yeah, no, there is that feeling.

But it's like, you don't know if that's in your head because, like, I was freaked out. But then I noticed, because I'd always scared a ghost whenever we stayed at this place. Like I was just like, okay, it's haunted. Because all my cousins have these stories, but they're like, oh, one of them has a story where, like, he had this weird dream. He was sleeping upstairs and he had this weird dream that he, like, was thrown by a ghost down the stairs and landed on the couch. And he woke up, like, on the couch.

Yeah. There's all like, but it's like, maybe your parents brought, but I don't know. Yeah, I've had dreams where, like, I've fallen and then I'm actually like, I've been on the floor before. Yeah, yeah. You know, that just might be from being really drunk. Yeah, yeah. Roll off the bed. But yeah.

Yeah, but stuff like that. And then, it's like, my whole family swears by that place being haunted. But I don't know. You don't know, because it was so funny because we, when I was drunk, though, none of that fear was there. Yeah. Like, I was just like, okay, if there's a ghost here, like, they're going to be scared about. Like, we were like, these fucking bitch-ass ghosts. No one ever tries to make friends with the ghost.

Just be nice to them. No one does that. Have you ever seen, isn't ghost adventures apparently? Like, I heard that guy's funny because I heard he'll, like, try to intimidate the ghosts. Yeah. Like, you'll be like, yo, fucking hit me. Do it. Yeah, I've watched that show before.

That's awesome. Yeah, he'll be like, all right, this is your last chance. Like, what's going to happen if they don't come out? It was like a vacuum cleaner. So when I was a kid, I used to think that you could like suck ghosts in the vacuum. I don't think. If they're invisible, they could just get away from that. Yeah.

Isn't that what Luigi's Mansion was about? He sucked in ghosts through the vacuum. I'm pretty sure that's what the game was. I never played it, but I think that's what it was about. That would make sense. One second. Hey, Sondra. I think.

Is this? It's not moving. Wait? Oh, wait, that's me. You say something? I said about, I was talking about Luigi's Mansion.

I don't know. Only one of them is moving, though. Shit. Maybe it's the ghost. They're all moving on this one. All right, that's fine. We're fine. But yeah, that's what Luigi's Mansion?

And he just takes a vacuum and he vacuums up all the ghost. Yeah. What game was that? Luigi's Mansion for GameCube? It was like one of the first game you were. I never made it to GameCube. But then if you open it, did the ghost get,

I feel like that's how it works, right? I just know that. You just know a lot about it for somebody. Yeah. I just, No, that's what the plot was. Yeah. GameCube was, what, after?

N64. It was like the spin-off. Oh, yeah, I never made it there. I'm realizing I was cutting Chris out of the conversation entirely and just... No, I'll add if something, if I have it. You have any ghost interactions? I had... Not really.

No, I've had... My buddy lives in Kentucky, and he had his wedding at an old plantation. Oh, yeah. Wow. Those are pissed off ghosts. Yeah. I do not. And it was at like one of those places. And the people that owned it were like, yeah, there's ghosts here all the time. But they're very friendly ghosts.

That wouldn't reassure me. Yeah, that's way. Now I'm like, you're just fucking crazy. Now I'm like you're a crazy person that's cool with the goat. You're on their side. Right. If you're like casually talking about ghosts, that's very bizarre. And being like, oh, they're friendly.

Like, how do you know there? Yeah, that's what my dad fucking does. Like, he says these ghosts. He's like, no, nobody's ever been hurt by one. You know, they're watching over. Ghost are like rats. It's like, I'm still afraid. even if they're like, no, they're fine.

No, but I still don't like them. Yeah, they'll tuck you into bed. Like, that's weird. Yeah. Like, I get freaked out by rats. I don't think the subway because of that. I'm really scared of them. Really?

Yeah, I was bit by one when I was younger, so I'm like terrified. Dang. Yeah. Have you ever thought about manning the fuck up? I have. You need, what's it called when they give you a little bit of it at a time? Exposure therapy. Exposure therapy.

Oh, yeah? So we give you, like, little baby rats. Exposure therapy. Have you raised? Sounds like what Kevin Spacey did to those kids. Yeah, exactly what it is. Grooming, they call it. Yeah, you could raise your,

you should have like a pet rat that you raised. It'll start out with like, I'm telling you, so I have obsessive compulsive disorder and like weird anxiety. It's like they will do this kind of stuff. But I feel like it's going to start with your therapist. They start a baby step. So it'll probably start with your therapist

dressing up as a rat. And then you're like, it's like a telotubby type costume. He's like, this is how we're going to ease into it. Does this freak you out? You're like, no, this is normal. Yeah.

Imagine doing that with ghosts and just nothing happens the whole time. New York. work is a terrible place for you if you're scared of rats. Yeah. I've never seen more rats than I have in like my first. They're in Brooklyn. Yeah. There's so many in Brooklyn.

Not a lot of ghosts though. No. I think they're scared of the rats. Yeah. Somebody died in my old apartment and we just, I don't know. Your old building? Yeah, like, you know, in the unit. Oh, shit.

Like the woman before us was like an old woman who died and then my roommate took over it like three years ago. And then, but it, um, yeah, I don't know. It bothered me when I think about it, but you just kind of push it down. Yeah. But I had a. rat run over my foot one time. It was very gross. It was when I lived in my first apartment.

And, like, I was eating like this 7-Eleven sandwich. Oh, inside? Yeah. And I was like, I was like, this is the like the grossest thing in the world. And right as I like thought that. What was on the sandwich? Rat. Yeah, I was eating a rat. No, it was like a Parmesan. It was very bad. You got Italian food from 7-Eleven? It's bad. I've eaten way gross. I used to... That's grossed on the rat, I think. Dude, I used to work construction.

And I got a microwaveable burrito one time. Oh. And I couldn't find a microwave. And it was about to make my shift again. So I just ate a cold burrito. Like frozen? Yeah. Like I let it dethaw in the sun a little bit, and then I just kind of like chewed into it. We're going to microwave it in the 7-Eleven?

That might be even worse. No, like I left the 7-Eleven and I didn't. I thought the construction site had a microwave in the trailer, and it didn't. So I was like, I don't have time to go all the way back. Because it was kind of like in the woods-ish, and I was like, I don't have all that time to go back to 7-Eleven. So I just like...

You've got to get it down. Yeah, it was fucking disgusting. And then I see, even a rat was in your apartment, and it ran over your foot. Not. These are two different stories overlax. Oh, shit. So the rat ran over my foot and then just went into my roommate's room.

And then he just says like, oh, I guess. He was like from Nepal and he was like, yeah, I guess I don't know. Oh, he just never told him. No, I told him elsely there was a rat and went in the room. He's like, was it big? No, I was little. But he didn't speak that good English. He's like, okay.

I was like, no, I don't think you know. It's like a rat. It's like crawling on his head. He's like, no, it's okay. He's like, you found my pet. Yeah, no. It starts eating him and saying, no, it's okay. It's a gun.

Yeah. Well, I think they worship, not worship, but they celebrate rats. Which is making horribles. You're just random stereo. Are you, they celebrate rats in Nepal? I don't know about Nepal, but one of those countries have, like, a rat festival. Because they like them. But they don't have to deal with them as much.

That's the thing. When you have to deal with them a lot, like, they probably, yeah, man. Fuck those countries. Oh, a rat festival. Everybody just snitches on each other. That backwards festival. That rat festival. Yeah, that's weird.

They don't really do, even before COVID. I've started to hate New York City in the last. like a year. Yeah. Because it just, it sucks so much right now. Like, it is rough.

There's nothing to do. You drink, right? Do you drink? Yeah. Oh, oh, heavily.

Oh, yeah. No, I don't trust. I don't, I'll take one. I don't trust people. I don't trust. Maybe they just had a drink

problem. They quit. This month, you're very untrustworthy. Yeah, just for the 30 days. Especially untrustworthy. Yeah.

Yeah. I don't trust. I like that you pick the shortest month to go. Yeah. I'm doing 30 days. I'm about to do it 28 days. but yeah. No, it's helped me save money, but the problem is like, everybody's like, oh, you're going to lose a lot of weight.

But instead of drinking, I just stuff ice cream down my, like, I just, I have to indulge in something. So, yeah, it's not really helpful. You could read a book. No. All right. Dude, I can barely read. I'm so bad at reading. That's the worst.

It's like, like, you had to do it as a kid, but, like, at work, they'll still be like, what does that email say? And I'm like, oh, fuck, I. What's an email? Yeah, I'll try this, yeah. Somebody the other day at work was like, how do you copy and paste? And I was like, you've been working in this company for like 15 years. Why?

I know. You ever try reading out loud? Someone's like, here, read this out loud. Yeah, it's like how slow you are. Oh, it's horrible. Yeah. With the pressure on, too, you're like, oh, maybe I can't read. I always thought I could.

Yeah, well, the thing I'm realizing, too, is I was put on Adderall, like, through a lot of my childhood. So I realized I'm not as smart as I thought I was for years. I was like, dude, I went to college. I mean, Florida State. I mean, still technically college. The college. Yeah. But then I started not taking Adderall, the last.

last like four weeks and I'm like, I am dumb. Like this just pushed me through where I needed to be. But like I read it like the lowest level. I was just always on Adderall when I did. I'm the opposite. I didn't have Adderall until I was like 30. And so now I feel like a genius. Oh, that's awesome.

Yeah, because you've built up the tools to actually like. I was done. Yeah, I was always kind of. I used to do Adderall and drink in college. It was the bust. Yeah. It was. Yeah, last longer.

Last longer. And yeah, just a great feeling. Yeah. And then, but you stay up all night. That's like the damage. Yeah. And your dick doesn't work if you're like, have it tax. Yeah, but I don't care about that.

That's other people, problem. That's not for me. Yeah, you'd be up, I'd be up to like 8 a.m. just wired. It was never an issue. The hard dick thing, never came out. I liked it because there's no crash from Adderall, really. At least for me, there wasn't. If you're snoring it, there is.

But if you're taking it. I was taking it up the ass. Oh, that'll do. You might have I get a puff of that? What is that weed or? No, no. People love partying with Adderall. It's the best because you could stay up all night.

But you're also not that much in a party mood. At least for me, you have to, like, I was. It's great for, if you're, like, day drinking, and then you take an Adderall, it'll boost you in so you can drink at night. But for me, if I'm, like,

have a couple drinks and take an Adderall, I'm not going to be, like, I'm not going to get drunk. Like, I'm not going to. You don't realize you're drunk on it. And then it wears off, and then it hits you, like a train. And you also black out a little bit

because you're not, it dehydrates you. Yeah, well, I just take it once there. I used to take Xanax and drink. And that's a fun time. You want to talk about, it's dangerous. blacking out.

Like, I didn't remember anything. I stopped doing it. I'm like, I can't remember anything from the nightbook. I had a girlfriend that took Xanax and then she would, I mean, just took Xanax because she was prescribed it, like never to like party, but then she would also drink on it. Yeah, because you can't. You can't. And it's like, Xanax, you can't.

Unless you're a champion. I could do it. Because, like, what happened was like, I'm also, I'm prescribed colonnipin, which I stopped taking because I'm like trying to get off that shit. Because, like, literally, I was on a little bit of like a. Colonopin kick. Well, it's like a fairest. wheel because I was prescribed to Adderall in the morning and then

Kalonipin at night to fall asleep. Where does Kalanipin puts you to sleep? It's like a weak version of Xanax, but it's a Benzo, so it's like the same thing. But yeah, no, so like, but the last time I took Xanax, my buddy was like, it was so funny because he had the same thing where he prescribed Xanax, but he basically had to give up drinking because he's like, I can't really do both. He was just black out like crazy, but I remember one time we do this thing, this place called Dog Island in my hometown, so you take these canoes or boats out to this

like island and you just get really fucked up on the lake. But this dude, I remember he was taking Xanax all day and drinking, one of my best friends. And he's like, dude, take the Xanax with me. I was like, no. He's like, oh, so you're going to make me take it and drive? No. I was like, what? He's like, you got to take it.

You're doing it. But I was like, God damn. So I took it. But it's nice. I don't know. It, you usually have to drink less because like you have to account for the fact that it's going to amplify times 10. Yeah.

Because then even people prescribe to all the time, they'll black out. But it's weird because you don't get sick from drinking when you're on like those drugs. Yeah. more to an extent. It's not like when you regular drinking you get sick and throw it like, you know, you don't do that. Yeah. Yeah, I've thrown up from drinking many at times. Yeah, I'm one of those pussies. I throw up the next day if I'm really hungover. Yeah, last Sunday I drank a lot. I don't know why. You ever drink alone? It's the best. I like it, dude. Have you ever drank alone? I love it all the time. Because my roommates don't

drink. Like, they're there. I'm not alone like alone, but I'm going to be drinking. And you got to play it off casually because, you know, you don't want to be. Dude, I like, I'll take a bath and I'll like, have some drinks and just put put some a comedy special on or something. It's the greatest thing in the world. Yeah, I'll write while drinking. Yeah, it's great. Yeah, because you can't really do that with friends. You can't really drink and write. So, like, when you're Friends are the worst. Yeah.

Fuck friends. Yeah, but or I used to do this thing where I drink on the train. That is my favorite. You can't do any more because like you got to wear your mask. But I would take, I'd watch conspiracy documentaries. I love those. Yeah. And the more you drink, the more believable it is. Because like, your common sense is out the window. So it's great. By the end of it,

you're like, this is awesome. You ever watch Jesse Ventura's old show conspiracy theories? No, that sounds fun, though. Yeah, it was a good show. What was it, like, just JFK on? No, it was a lot of conspiracies, like, you haven't even heard of, like, government testing facility. I mean, it was, it was Hollywood. He's be like, this is the stuff they don't want you to see.

I'm like, you're on true TV right now. Yeah. You're on a major network. Yeah, he's like, this is all top secret stuff. I'm like, you're on a major network. Obviously, if it was really top secret, you'd be dead. Yeah, exactly. Or you'd be, yeah.

That's why Alex Jones is the guy to go. That's the thing about so many of these conspiracies. Like, this is the biggest. It's like, this is online. There's millions of people. They could easily take this all. Info Wars is where you get the truth, is what I'm saying. Yeah, it's the only place.

My cousin used to get all his pills. Like he has like testosterone booster and all. It's probably all bullshit. It's Alex Jones. He used to tell me to take him. I'm like, I'm all right. Where did he tell you that Alex Jones told him to take testosterone? They were advertised on.

Yeah, Info Wars. You could look it up online, like a bunch of different. and pills and stuff, and he ate it up. You're like, Alex Jones seems to be all right. That seems like it's great for your mental health. He might be nuts, but he could bench 350. He's going to be here when the cyber war takes over. There's going to be robots.

There's just going to be Alex Jones. Just, yeah, yeah. Do you think he believes everything he's saying? Or he knows. Yeah, yeah, no. Or it's just Hollywood for him. Well, I heard what happened, like, he has an Adderall problem and a drinking problem. And when you combine those two, like, you get deep.

I got, like, so into Epstein when an exam week. Like this is like 10 years ago It's like 7. Epstein didn't wasn't a thing 10 years. I was there. I was on so much Adderall that it was the exam week and I'm like dude

he's got this fucking island I was going like deep into Reddit and just yelling at people and they're like dude I don't care they're like I have a trigger and I'm like why are you yelling at me about this?

I'm like dude's real but the problem is you get into that point where you start to believe anything like I was deep on the Reddit and they're like look this is a picture of a cave on Epstein's island and this is Hillary Clinton

and I was like that's all the evidence I need a blurry picture of somebody that looks like they're in a cave I'm like, clearly, that's what it is. Yeah, I love the meme people. Well, like, they'll base everything off like one meme or something. Oh, yeah.

They're like, come on and stuff. Yeah. You should have been in the streets preaching, man. Yeah, I know. You're on to something. Yeah, no, there's some fun ones. It, uh, I don't know. There is, I don't know.

That's the only part of the conspiracies because, like, there are some truth to some of it. But it's like, it's like, then you start, when you get on Adderall, you just get so deep in it. You're like, your brain's like, what if? And you haven't slept for days. So you're like, this. is the truth. Yeah.

And even if it is true, it's like, then what? It's like, okay, it is true. And then people are like, yeah,

cool. Yeah, I think I did so much Adderall once. I, like, convinced myself, 9-11 didn't even happen.

Yeah. It's like that. You get that fucked up. I was like, no, I never happen. Those towers are there. And you're so confident.

Does it tell you that? You get wiry and like, in a sense is like a very, you just want to do stuff when you're on out. You just want to keep, like your mind just wants to keep doing things. It's like you're working out your mind.

It's like you're running. Like, you know how like in real life when you get tired, you just want to lay, like, you don't, you want to keep doing things. That's how it was when I did Molly for the first time. Yeah. Like even after, because we went to some concerts. This is in college. And then after it was like 2 a.m., everyone was like crashing.

I'm like, it's like, no, I want to just talk to people. And you just want to talk. And they're like, yeah. They're like, oh, you're on drugs, cool. That's not a hard part about Molly is because also like, it's cut all the time. So like, everybody's on different things. Like, you could be like talking to somebody at a festival and you're like, know, I want to get to know you.

And they're on like a really meth cut Molly. And they're like, I don't want to talk to. They're like, I just want to go dance. Yeah. It's like, you could have two different vibes going. Yeah. That's, I think, what that's what the Bloods and the Crips are. One of them is getting.

Yeah. Yeah, that's the whole thing. That's where it's, there's a kid in my, one of my ex-girlfriends in, like, elementary school in middle school is, like dating this guy. And everybody's like, you know, he's in the Bloods. I'm like, he's white and goes to a private school. There's no way this guy is, like, in. I think he can be still.

He's the accountant for the bloods. The Italian? No, the accountant. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Speaking of Italian, you're Italian, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I'm like 25% but I've disowned it. Yeah, you should.

Once the Cuomo stuff recently, I'm like, I, whatever the Uncle Tom is for Italians, that's what I am. Yeah, oh, man. Like an Uncle Tony, something like that. Riggettony, Uncle. Uncle Riggettony. Yeah, Cuomo's the worst. He gives us a bad name. He's a, yeah, no, and the craziest is, like, isn't there some new scandal coming out where he, like, apparently

There's way more deaths. He murdered, yeah, some old people, whatever. But, I mean, that's what Italians do. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. And he had, like, and wasn't he, like, threatening his workers? Like, if you say anything, I'll fucking end you. He did that.

He lied about how many people he killed. I think he has, like, some sexual harassment. I mean, he's got some shit on his plate for sure. I mean, how could you not? Yeah. If you're, if you're, what is he, governor, mayor? Yeah, you got to get there by doing sketchy shit. So.

Yeah. It's, I hope he gets indicted or whatever. They do to people. Yeah, I don't know what happened. thing. I like, I'm registering to vote just so I can, oh. Get him the fuck out. Oh, we're good.

Yes. Well, I think this is his last term. Yeah. He ran too much. He did three terms. He should have done two. Why? There's no limit.

They can just keep going. Three, I think three is a limit. Four year terms? Yeah, it's a long year. That's a long time. His dad was like the governor too or something right. He was elected 2010, Cuomo. So it's 11 years.

Don't these guys get sick of it after a while? I would get so tired. Yeah, but they're sociopaths. So I feel like they're like they get off to it. To be, yeah, to get into politics, you have to be nuts for sure. Yeah. You have to have, like, that was the thing when Trump was running. I was like, does he really want to do another four years of this?

Isn't he? Yeah, that's serious that he's on, like, Adderall, too. Yeah, I think a lot of these guys are on something. Yeah. Like, even Joe Biden, he's 78. And you have to be up, you have to be up 20 hours a day. You have to be given speeches running around. You have to be on, like, something.

Yeah. That keeps you going, especially at 78. Yeah, that's wild. And he would go to stage. He'd, like, run up to the stage and stuff. Yeah, you're on something. He's like, I don't think he's...

That's where they glitch sometimes. He's politicians. They just start saying weird stuff. Like all of them. Like you ever like sometimes like they're like, oh, look, he's smelling that girl's hair. I'm like, he's probably just burnt out. He's just, he probably thinks it's food. The corn pop thing is still the funniest thing in the world.

Yeah, when he glitches, it's funny as fun. Yeah, corn pop. That was funny. Yeah. It's crazy how easy he is to make fun of. But like, people don't, people don't go after him. Because people immediately seem you're like right wing. I'm like, no, I'm not.

He's just a funny guy to make fun of. Well, everyone's like, oh, he used to not be crazy. Now he's going crazy. I think he just didn't get a lot of coverage back then. Yeah. Now you actually see him all the time. Yeah, who cares what the vice president is saying ever. Yeah.

They're the worst. Yeah, but it should be no vice presidents. If the president dies, then just anarchy. It should be the other guy. I would love that. That would. Just the guy who was running against him. Yeah, just the opposite.

You're like, well, this is weird. They probably think that would encourage you killing your political points. Oh, 100%. Oh, yeah. But same with the vice president. But that would make it more. interesting. Yeah, there's definitely some incentive for the president to die, the vice president, like, is next in the power. Yeah. That was the whole theory that

LBJ had JFK killed. It's like a book. I mean, it's pretty much dog shit, but it's a cool theory, kind of. That's kind of suck, though, when you're halfway through reading that book, you're like, oh, I don't believe this conspiracy theory. Like, I just spent, like, you know what I mean? It's not like a good story. It's kind of. Yeah, yeah. I didn't read it, but it is a book. You said it like, you read it. Yeah, no, I didn't. Don't you wish you could read all those books that, like, people talk about? Oh, my God. A great book. Dude, I couldn't get through a chapter of Doug Stanhope's book.

And I, like, love him as a comedian. I'm like, I don't want to listen to. I read his book, yeah. Didn't his mom? He killed his mom. He helped her die. What? They did a bunch.

Well, she was going to die. She had some disease. Would she have a, I don't know. She's like had some disease. What they did, like a doctor Corvian? Yeah, she was on her death bed. And then they just did a bunch of pills. Well, she did more of the pills.

He did some and they just drank white Russians together until she died. No way. She was going to die any day. She was at home or she was at home. She was going to die any day. Yeah, yeah. And she was in a lot of pain. He could probably get in trouble for that now.

Are you allowed to do that? He went over with a lawyer or something, I think? Yeah, I think it's technically she took the pills on her own like she wanted to. So what could they really? Yeah. She was there for her, yeah. What if she doesn't die? She's got like soccer in the face.

Yeah. She's like that in between. You're like, she's still breathing. What do we do here? Put her down. Do the pillow over the face? Isn't that normally to move? Well, it was the whole thing, what's his name?

Bernie Madoff when he got caught and he was going to jail. him and his wife took a bunch of melatonin. They were trying to kill themselves. That's the weirdest thing to try to kill yourself with. Melatonin? Yeah. They just woke up four days later. Still guilty.

Why wouldn't you buy like heroin or something? Like you're just going to be sleepy. Melaton. I feel like you can't. How much melaton do you have to take to overdose? They took a lot and they didn't die. They didn't overdose. But they slept for four days?

Something like that. It's not even like a drug sleep. You're just kind of like sleepy. Like it's like not a, I take melaton. It's like, yeah, I was taking it. But it messes you up the next morning a little bit.

Yeah, you're definitely groggy. That's why I don't love taking. That's why I didn't even know the microphone. It's almost like drinking the night before. It's almost the same effect. Yeah. So you're off, you decided to get off everything all at once. Besides, like, so what it is I was not going to be drinking for 30 days.

Do you feel better not drinking? No. Like, I don't. My life hasn't improved. But also, like, I was kind of going through a lot. One of my friends. Because you have those assholes that say that my life's turned around since I stopped drinking. I'm like, you may have just had been a bad alcoholics.

Yeah, yeah. I think that's what it is. I think if you don't have a serious drinking problem, it doesn't improve your life that much. Yeah. Because I'm just like, I feel a little better. Like, I don't know. I think I was also go through like some of my friends died a couple, like about a month ago.

And I was like, I feel like I shouldn't be drinking and taking Adderon. Because I'm like, this could kind of spiral. They died from Adderallel and drinking. No, no, no, no. They dry overdose, but it was on something else. No. But I started to take the mood down. No, it's okay.

But I was like, I feel like if I was. No, please do. It's your podcast. No, no, no. I feel like if I was drinking, like on top of like taking Adderon and Kalanapen, I was like that's a lot. But also like if I was drinking and I was hungover, it would be hard for me to take Adderall the next, or like, you know what I mean? I would still want to take Adderall. And like sleeping's hard when you're hungover.

So I was like if I stopped drinking, it'll be an easy way to get off the Adderon and the Kalonapenipin. Yeah. Sounds like you had it all figured out. Yeah, I guess. I never took Kalanopin. I heard it's strong though, kind of. Not really. It's just like a weaker Xanax.

Oh. It's more like long lasting version. But, like, you, if you quit Xanax and, like, take a lot of it, you can have seizures. Yeah, I was taking Valium for a while, which is much weaker, but it puts you in, like, a good mood, but it's, like, similar. All those pills are... They're legal and... What do you get prescribed Valium for? Anxiety?

Yeah, it just calms you down, basically. But, like, I... I was trying to get high on it one time, because a friend of mine went to... It is hard to get high on. Yeah, my friend went to Thailand, and it's just over the counter there. Valium. But if you get caught with weed, you're, like, in jail or something. Yeah, they cut your dick off.

Yeah. That would suck so bad. They make you smoke it all. They make you smoke your dick. Yeah, sure. While you're high, too, that's got to freak you out. Yeah, I always get in, like, we were in the Bahamas a few years back, and they're like, don't do any weed related stuff here because they'll fucking, if you get caught, you're in a lot of trouble.

Yeah. I don't know why. You would think of the Bahamas, they'd be so chill with it, an island. I went there, too, is a nuts. We went there on a, um, we went there on like a spring break cruise. That's where, yeah, type thing. It was insane. Where in the Bahamas?

Abimini. Oh, and it was one of those things The group that went before us, like the week before, because it was like two weeks of, like, college spring break. And one of the weeks, some kid, like, crashed a golf cart, like, into the ocean somehow. Oh, shit. Damn.

There's always somebody that, like, takes it way too fast. Oh, yeah, yeah. And they're like, okay, we can never do this again because... Yeah, some asshole, yeah. But they did it for, like, four more years afterwards. They don't... They're expecting that. Little John was there, though, so when he was, like, a surprise guest.

Oh, wow. And I was so mad. They say, like, don't meet your heroes. And that is, like, fucking true. because I met him. First of all, he goes on stage drunk, which is cool, it's what he was supposed to do.

And then he does shots, and he goes, I'm too drunk to do my job right now. I was like, your job is being drunk and yelling shit. And I saw him next day. He's already halfway there. Yeah, exactly.

Yeah. And I was trying to take a picture with him, and he was like, no. And apparently somebody took a picture to him in the background, he smacked their camera. But I also get it more now.

Like, back then I was like, what an asshole. But I'm like, he probably gets that shit all the time. Yeah. Yeah. He had a similar experience, the hero thing,

whatever his line is. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I remember finding out how old he was and being like, what the fuck? He was like 45 when he was like. He's not even little. Yeah.

Is his name even John? Once you start peeling back, you realize he's a giant fraud. Yeah. This guy up to. So he was mean to you, is what you were saying. Yeah, to hurt my feelings. Damn. One person I want to be his riffraff.

Apparently his, I follow on Instagram. I guess his dog finally died, so. Oh, I saw riffraff one time in a mall in Boston. And I was like, riffraff. Dude, how many bad? I bet you had like 12 bags of shoes probably or something. Yeah, he's probably balling out. He's definitely doing some shopping.

He probably shops in weird stores, though, because like his fashion sets is all over the place. Oh, it's all over the place. Yeah. Yeah. He's like, I'm going to get a scar from this woman's thing, but then also get like boots from here. He almost looked like too riffraff to be actually riffraff. It looked like somebody that was like trying to play riffraff. And I was like, that can't be him.

Yeah. And I turned around and I was like, riffraff. And he had just been on the Theo Vaughn podcast. So I was like, I loved you on Theo Vaughn. He's like, cool, man. And then that was it. Yeah, that happened to me when I meant Mike Piazza. I don't know if you're baseball fans or anything.

Oh, okay. Well, he was like a great catcher for the match. And I was a big Mets fan growing up. And then it's like, yeah, he said, note me your heroes. Yeah. He was at Port St. Lucy in spring training. And he just wasn't very nice. Yeah.

What happened? Was he playing baseball at the time? No, he raped me. It was, no, I'm kidding. He, uh, so all the fans were lined up. And, like, he walked by, didn't look at anyone, just got in his car and, like, drove away. didn't even wave. I'm like, what a dick.

Yeah, that's a bummer. I saw riffraff in concert one time, and he was like, he took the DJ that's gone before. He came on two hours late. The DJ literally said he goes, we do not know where riffraff is right now. Then he shows up some of the best stage presence I've ever seen. Oh, yeah. Riff Raff. Come on.

Dude, I've seen Robert Plant live. I've seen The Rolling Stones. And Riff Raff and some 41 are the two best live performances I've ever seen. Nice. Yeah. Because they actually can't. They're actually giving it. They're all of them.

Oh, my God. Dude, he just goes out there. He had, like, purple braids going. I kind of want to get cornrows, but I don't think my hair's long enough. You can grow it, or is this max capacity right now? I can go. Your hair doesn't, like, stop growing. You can go further.

Does it not stop going? He just looked at him because. Oh, it doesn't go like. No, I guess it would keep coming. Yeah, you could have the Danny DeVito thing because he's ball on top. But his goes down, like. Yeah, right. Yeah.

I didn't even know that your hair keeps going. Yeah, corneros would be an interesting look. Yeah, I want corners and a mustache. I think not a lot of people have done that look. James Franco did that look in Spring Breakers. Are you sure he had a mustache? You know he's basically playing riffraff, right? No, I didn't know that.

They didn't disclose it, but basically he's just riffraff. Why didn't they just get riffraff to play riffraff? Yeah, I'm sure he worked on it. I don't know. There's some riffraff music videos where he played that James Franco character, and he's like, he had some interview where he's like, James Franco, riffraff, roofraff, James Franco, was all the same.

Oh, man, that would be so fun to be. What's his name? James Franco came to our school, though, and banged a bunch of chicks. Wow. And dudes. I don't know about the dudes. He came to a fraternity party.

I said, like I was whole, I didn't fuck him, but like he came to a fraternity party. Apparently they just had a room and it was just fucking chicks. But somebody, because the university paid him to speak.

I think he said they paid him the fuck chicks. How long was he on campus for? For like a weekend. But it was so funny because like, he gave, I guess, a motivational speech the day before. I'm like,

how hilarious. Motivational by fucking chicks. Yeah, what if the whole thing was, him just trying to convince, like, college girls to fuck him. He's like, go out there, take risks, you know? Sleep with that person who's in town for the weekend. Don't take no for an answer.

And swallow jizz. Just don't. Why not? Oh, I guess he kind of has a mustache. Yeah, he does have a mustache here, yeah. Yeah, what are they thinking when they bring James Franklin to Florida? Right. What's going to happen?

And what wise words does he have? Yeah. Yeah, what was James Franco going to say? He's like, do movies with Seth Rogen. Yeah. If you smoke weed and you're kind of, You'll go far in life. Yeah, yeah.

He was, I think he's actually, he's seen him a disaster artist. He was actually pretty funny in that. No, he is a funny actor. Yeah. Dave Franco's funny. He's younger brother. Yeah.

But apparently he, like, he would fuck his students when he's like, he was a professor at Yale for like, James Franco. Yeah. Yeah. I think everything he does just to fuck college chicks. Yeah, even becoming a professor.

Yeah, he's like, I'm just kidding. But apparently he'd like fart on people's papers. He'd be like, farted your grade for this. And just like, yeah. Did he know he was going to be famous at that point? Yeah, he was, like, he wasn't, discovered as a professor. To be an actor,

nobody was like... A real goodwill hunting situation. He's like, have you ever thought about being in Spider-Man 3? Yeah. I think he'd be great in that. I cried in that.

Dude, I cried in fucking... I cried in... I saw King Kong Skull Island the other night, and I cried watching that. Why? John C. Riley, like, he's lost at C.

and he, like, finds his family. I fucking cry. I cried the dumbest shit. I don't know what... Yeah, I guess, yeah. John C. Riley made you cry? Yeah, it was like, I don't know. The guy in.

stepbrothers? Yeah, I cried almost every movie. Do you really? Yeah, dude, I cry at Spider-Man 3 every time. It's such a horrible same. Wow. Have you cried any movies?

There's this obscure movie called Roommates. It's from the mid-90s. No one even super famous is in it. It's about this guy who he's, his parents die when he's young and his grandfather takes him, takes him in.

And then they spend like, their lives together. Like he becomes a medical student. He, you know, becomes a doctor, but his grandfather always, uh, yeah,

his grandfather always lives with him. And then he dies in the end. It's very sad. And I cry every time I watch it. It's really sad. How many times do you watch it? Like two or three. Okay.

But I cry, I've cried, but I have crying movies where I know I'm gonna cry in it and I feel like I need to get good cry. So I'll watch it. I come close to crying. That's a sad,

but not quite. Did you say that like you're close to coming? You're like, I can almost get there, but like, I'll need to line it up Forrest Gump just to kind of finish off the job. It's too sappy to cry.

It's like too chicky to cry. Yeah, it's a little too sappy. That's Manchester by the sea. You ever seen that one? No, is that what gets you? It gets me. Yeah. Because Casey, I've been told I resemble Casey.

Yeah, you do. So that makes you cry when you see it? Because you're like, he's like me. Yeah. That's me out there that just, have you seen the movie? No. You know anything about it? No.

I heard it's really good. He burns down his house with his family inside of it. On purpose. No. Oh, accidentally. He's, like, drinking with his buddies, and then he, like, leaves a log in the fire or something. And then his-

logs are supposed to go? And then his wife makes it out, and she's, like, blame me. She's like, what the fuck? You killed our whole family? I think I've heard about this. She says. Yeah.

So they can never, like, get back. They can never, like, work it out. They have to. No, he killed their family. Yeah, it's hard. And then she, like, but I never cheated on you, and I wanted to all the time. They're, like, in couples therapy.

He's like, well, sometimes she doesn't listen to me. And she's like, well, sometimes he murders her family. And I tell him to not do it and he keeps doing it. He keeps killing our family. Yeah. It's getting in the way of our relationship. Then she sees, like, later on down the road, they see each other and she's like, sorry I was so.

Sorry, that's such a bitch. I didn't like those kids anyways. It kind of sucked from being out of the scene. So who do they kill? Just their kids? Yeah, I want to say like two or three kids died. Oh, that's two or three. You know it's a lot when you don't even know how many kids die.

Like even John Bonnet Ramsey's parents are like just one kid. And that's like a big scan. You know, that's like a big deal. Who killed her again? The neighbor or something? The brother, I think. Right? Yeah, I don't know.

In that documentary, I think they make it seem like the brother did. And then the family was just like, yeah. Sibling rivalries. You know how it goes. This can be such a shitty feeling like killing somebody like, I don't know. Yeah, I've never done it personally. Personally. No.

Directly. Unless it was one of those nights on Xanax when I blocked out. The scariest thing about when I was on Xanax once and blacked out is I, I apparently drove home and the next morning I parked amazing. Like I parallel parked apparently perfect.

It was like the best park job ever. Three kids. Yeah. They were there. That is scary when you black out but also drove like that because that's where people die. I was always good about that.

I've never drunk. I've never driven drunk. The next day I've been a little drunk and I pulled over and like took an Adderall and kind of like took like a power nap. I told my boss I was going to be late. But I've never like done it drunk.

But it is weird because somebody brought up the thing where it's like if you, it's, we agree. it's unethical to have sex to somebody who's too drunk. Obviously, that's, like, creepy, you shouldn't do that because they can't make decisions. But you can make the decision to drive the home.

That's a weird thing. Oh, no, you can't legally. Legally, the both those things you can't do. No, but I'm saying you're the one who's intoxicated. So, like, if you blackout drunk and you can't remember it, they say, okay, if somebody had sex with you, then you weren't, that's not your mistake. And I agree with that. It's not your fault. Yeah.

But if you drive drunk, people are like, that is your fault because you can make certain decisions, but you can't make others. Yeah. You know what I mean? it's hard. Yeah, yeah. But I think it's like, if you drove to a party and then drink, you kind of made the sober decision to drink. Does that make sense?

Yeah, if I do that, I'll just Uber home usually. Yeah, but I'm saying, I guess you made the decision to drink when you were sober and then drive home in a way. You know, you didn't decide you were going to get shit-faced, but when you're drinking and drive, and at the time you're always like, I can drive, like I can walk, I can drive, I can drive

here, I drive all over the place, I can drive, it'll be easy. Then when you get home the next day, you're like, oh, fuck. Yeah, that's, I can walk. Yeah, That was not good. They should not have driven. Yeah. Agreed.

You know. But at the time, it always... Okay, boats, I have driven after drinking a little bit. That's fine, though. It's different.

Yeah, that's just fun. Yeah, that's just good old fun. Because there's not kids walking out in the water. They're swimming, but, you know. They're jet skiing. They get bobbed their heads down. Yeah. Swig butt.

I think if you get drunk and drive a boat, you're cool. Thank you. That's a royal. That's a cool man's thing to do. I haven't done it a while, but it's like when I was in high school, I would do it more because I was like, I don't know what drunk. I'll be like, I drank so much light beer.

But that is illegal. Like if the Coast Guards could get you in trouble. Oh, I wasn't even allowed to drink at the time. So like obviously. Oh, yeah. It's very illegal, yeah. Probably didn't even have a boat license at the time. No, I thought if you had a driver, like, we didn't know really the laws.

You had a boat permit? I eventually got, it was a confusing thing. I don't know. I got pulled over recently on my parents' boat. I found out I had to have a player's license. I was like, I thought if you just have a driver's license, most of the time, you're like, good. Yeah. But I was like past a certain year, so they're like, no, it doesn't.

still have to get a boater's license. Yeah. It must be awkward, like, pulling someone over because, like, what if you have to take them in? They have to drive the boat and follow you? Like, how does that word? Are they to anchor it, maybe? I don't know. Or they just don't.

They just fucking write you a ticket? I don't know. I don't know. How about it would have, unless it's, like, something egregious. Yeah. You got a dead body on the thing. Yeah. Can you, you mind driving this in?

Yeah. Yeah, we used to go fishing. They would pull us over and, like, measure the fish. It was such bullshit. Yeah. It was like an inch short. We'd have to throw it back. Like, what the fuck?

Some kids stole jet skis by me. I was going for a run and these kids, kids keep fucking with me. I was going for a run and these kids call me forced gum. They're like, you're retarded. And I was like, hey. And then later on, these kids were getting arrested. I wanted to walk up.

Yeah, I went up. Who's retarded now? But I just like, one of my friends found out later because he works at their high school, they like got arrested for stealing jet skis that day. Wow. Yeah. Which I don't know why you think somebody wouldn't notice their jet ski missing.

Like, I feel like, I guess with cars too, but like, where do you go? You just, it's one lake. On the ocean, I get it, but like, it was a small lake. So it was like, oh, what are you just going to take your jet ski? And then like, well, you can't jet ski on the ocean. Yeah, you can. Isn't it too dangerous?

No. If you're a pussy. All right. You know him pussy. I went jet skiing in Florida one time and there's like a bunch of dolphins that like swim up next to the Oh, yeah. It's insane. It's the greatest place in the world.

I don't know why I moved to New York. Yeah. I feel like a lot of people. people now are going to be like, yeah, Florida, even though everybody talks shit about Florida, it's a blast. It's like, yeah, there's no rules down there. You get to do whatever you want. And if there's another fucking wild event like this, it's like, where do you want to be?

Yeah. Florida or Texas and that's it. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. And that's the thing, too, it's like, dude, I love the level of caring solo there. Do you like, I would go on stage in a bathing suit, like multiple nights in a room and like flip-lops. I'm like, I don't give a shit. It was kind of like, it was molding my personality in a way.

I'm like, am I going to be the bathing suit comic? Yeah. Yeah, I need a niche. I think when the weather is always nice, that's just, you're more relaxed. So much anxiety we have is because of the weather. Is it going to snow? Is it going to be sub-zero? And 12-year-old kids shining lights in your eyes.

That too. And everybody crowded on top of each other. It's really not like that. Yeah. Maybe Miami will be like that. Nah, Miami's not. Public transportation is also just kind of leads to like shit. You know what I mean?

Like, I feel like everybody's so on top of each other that like, you know, not a shit that happens on the subways because it's like, you have people coming from all different walks of life. and you have people like just, they're sitting next to. Well, New York City, it's, I mean, this is obvious, but it's too overpopulated. There's just too many fucking people here. Even with a lot of people leaving for COVID, there's still too many people here. It's just too much. That's the big, I think that's our biggest problems.

Yeah, too many people. Close the borders down. Yeah. Nobody comes into New York. Yeah. I mean, New York City alone is just a mess of how many people there are. A lot of useless people also. Yeah, everywhere, yeah.

Because they convince themselves that they can only achieve their dreams here. But we're all, somebody else thinks we're all useless people. Yeah. There's somebody that lives in this penthouse

like next door. Yeah. And they're like, why is this person living? Like there's a waste of space. Why do you live this? Imagine you're questioning that while listening to this podcast

be like, these guys are such losers. You're listening to the podcast. These guys are losers. Yeah, while they're like just at their house. It's like, what are you doing? I bet you some people hate listening

this podcast. I mean, just some people like this fucking. Yeah. Hey, it still counts. right? Thank you.

I'm glad Sadra likes it. Dude, what's up with that? That street's super empty. That one right there was like no cars on the road. That's weird. They've all gone to Florida, man.

Yeah. Well, maybe it's a one way. Yeah, that makes sense. I don't know. Well, I'm glad we interrupted the podcast. For something no one to say to be a bomb went off. I'm going to do probably,

maybe. Oh, shit. Imagine a bomb goes off on. We have no idea. We're like, we're making jokes about all kinds of stuff. Then we just leave and everything's. This would be a shitty time to attack New York City now. That'd be, like, bad.

Your numbers aren't very high. No. You're not really good. If you wanted to send a message and not kill too many people at the same time. Yeah, that's a weird thing. You're like, you're like a nice terrorist. Yeah, you're like, it's for the greater good. I'm just only going to let a few people die.

Well, that's what I'm thinking even about 9-11. Do you think they knew exactly what time people were at work? Did they know the Western culture? Like, what time we'd be at work? What if they'd be at work? What if they'd schedule it around praying to Mecca? We can't bomb at this time because they will definitely be praying. But I'm just saying.

What I'm just saying. What if they should? I mean, that would take two minutes of research. Because they knew with flights and everything to get on. Yeah. I don't think they're oblivious. And they were American citizens,

weren't they? Yeah. No. You sure? They had green cards, I think. I know they had fake IDs from Florida. And that's why, like, fake IDs in high school were like a big deal because they're like, dude, you could do 9-11.

Yeah. They really gave fake IDs a bad name. I know. That's what happened. Yeah. Yeah. I had so many fakes. I had a Massachusetts fake, a Rhode Island fake.

I was from New York, but I had a New York fake too. Because I was in college, like you had to, I was in school in Connecticut. So I tried to get the New England state. Yeah, yeah. So it looks like you were coming by. I had Delaware for a while. It's crazy how obvious it is when you have a fake.

But like places still can't tell. Especially when you're in like a college town. Oh yeah. And like everybody's got these out of state things. They look young. Yeah, you had some bars who were like in with the cops. So as long as the fake had like the right birth that you were fine. Right.

As long as they're not going to get in trouble. They can't just. They can't just show nothing. They can't be like we weren't carding anyone. Yeah. And that's the thing, too, where, like, is better to have somebody else's real driver's license? Because they're not there to play. Are you this person?

They're there to play. Is this a real ID? So if you had somebody else's- No, I think it's the opposite. No, so it's a... I think that's identity fraud, it's considered if you'd use another person. At least so... No, because it's...

The 9-11 terrorist had fake IDs made. Other people? No. They had a fake name and all this stuff, but like, you get more trouble on it. Because you're just using somebody else's driver's life. Like, it wasn't... I'm pretty sure it was less of a big deal. Because it was also what happened was,

and I talked to a bartender about it. It's like, we're not trained to say, is this person or not. But you could always argue and say, okay, this ID doesn't have the correct stuff and you should know these state's IDs.

Yeah. But you're not meant to say, every case is different. So you're not to say, okay, this guy lost weight here, so it's not the same guy. Yeah.

Because you can't really argue. You're like, I like nothing like my driver's license. Yeah. I took it at 16. I'm totally different. I had a double chin on mine. And like the cop,

it was so funny he pulled me over. He's like, dude, you lost some weight. I'm like, thank you. So here's your $500 ticket. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're welcome. Don't spit it on food, you fat ass. By the way, what's Boston like right now?

It's somewhat open, right? Yeah, probably about the same as here. What makes you want to move to New York during COVID, right? Yeah. I don't know. I guess there was just nothing really going on in Boston. And now's the time to do it. I mean, people...

Because you plant those seeds and get on shows when things are opening. It's like, why not? People are like, oh, it's a crazy time to move. It's like, Not really. I mean, rent is cheaper than it's ever been. And there's really not much going on anywhere. So it's like, why not be in a place where at least there's some,

there's some comedy and stuff going on here? Yeah. Different shit to do at Boston. There's really, there's no comedy at all. Not right now or not ever? Not right now. I know it's not a huge comedy city. We invented Bill Burr.

I don't know if you ever heard of it. Yeah, I love Bill Burr. Because I've been to Boston a couple times and I check. I know comedy's kind of scarce there, right? I mean, there's enough going on. But yeah, like compared to I didn't want me to go up there. There's no stage time.

Sorry. You're like, really? Compared to here. Yeah, not much at all. But when you're there, it like seems seems like there's a good amount of it. A lot of improv there, right? Boston.

I think improv is kind of a... Wait, that's hilarious. I love the idea of somebody with like a hardcore Boston accent doing like improv throw. Ryan O'Too. Right. So.

Ryan O'Toole does improv. Yeah. Okay, let me lay out a scene for you. He did. That's already said. He started with, uh, with improv. That's so funny. Just picturing him just like,

We're all going to be to the zoo, okay? You guys know the zoo? You're fucking dumb asses. Is he actually from Boston? Yeah. He's from, yeah, he's from,

you not heard his voice? Yeah. What do you think? He's from South Boston. And when he was growing up in South Boston, it was like real, real South Boston, like you see in the movies.

And then when I, when people like me move there, it's now it's like very nice and like swanky. Yeah, yeah. Shit like that. But that's why he left Ryan probably. Yeah.

Too nice. Too swanky. Yeah. Yeah. Now it's like very soft. and shit. But like back in the day, I guess Southie was a fucking... Oh, I'm sure. It was like hardcore. I've seen Goodwill Hunting. Is that where he's

from? Yeah. I saw the fighter with Mark Wahlberg. They said that's a great depiction of like... I think that's Lowell. Lowell. Yeah, right outside Boston. But yeah, they're pretty much... Any kind of Boston movie, they just say is Boston. Yeah. The departed. Departed. I love that scene in the fighter, though, because I love how he thinks they're shooting a documentary

about him. Being good, yeah. He's just smoking crack. Yeah. Like, why would you smoke crack? Like, they're going to love this where I smoke crack on camera. Like, what? That's got to be such a funny come down where you're like, wait,

this isn't about me reviving my boxing career? They're like, no, we just filmed an hour of you smoking crack out of tinfoil. Yeah,

you don't box once in the whole documentary. It's like, we just watch you buy, like, suck a guy's dick for crack. So that's the whole story. His older brother

was a great boxer and he's a crackhead he becomes, right? Yeah, yeah. And then, but like the whole documentary cruise and he's like, the film in my comeback

and he's just high on crack like shadow boxing. And then he's like, and he's just so delusional because he's like, I can't wait for this thing to drop. And then randomly they're like, no, this is about your crack addiction. He's like, wait, what? Delete all of it. This is not good.

Well, they show it in prison, right? And he gets like, all embarrassed. He's embarrassed and some of other convicts that they're going to know he does crap. It's just so embarrassing. That's the exact thing that intervention is, though. Like, they were able to do that for so many seasons without any of the people realizing like, oh, this isn't it? They're not making a documentary.

you about how awesome I am. It's about my drug addiction. They just saw you wear a wig and blow three guys in a car for meth. Why did you think this is about anything else? That's a funny bit to do on stage. Yeah, yeah. I won't do it. Daniel Tosh does it.

Oh, does he? Yeah, he's like, when is one person going to realize they're not doing a documentary about your sweet life? It's about your drug addiction. Yeah, yeah. Fucking idiots. Yeah, like my 600-pound life, they think it's just like interviewing them about, I'm interesting.

Yeah, exactly. Oh, yeah. There's nothing to do it the fact that you're fucking... Everybody's watching it. And then to do it the fact that you're 600... It's a coincidence that the show is called My 600-pound Life. You just happen to be 600 pounds. There's nothing related.

They don't tell people the title until after it's too late. And they're like, oh, fuck. This is called Hot People. They just tell me something totally... It's called The Hot Dating Show about... It would be funny if they did like a spin-off like my 800-pound life. They just get fatter people. Dude, that is like...

It's the same person. It's afterwards. Now she's 800 pounds. I have to change the title. Oh, yeah. Like, it's not accurate. We got to... Well, I love the show my 6-10.

Because I've watched a few episodes and they're always like, I didn't see this coming. I'm like, really? What if it were when you were 400 pounds? You didn't see it coming kind of here. You could tell it wasn't going in a positive direction. Yeah, I'd like 560 pounds. I'm like, all right, well, I'm already here. Yeah.

So I might as well just hit 6. Dude, you have to work to be that heavy. Like, if you, if you forget to eat a meal, you'll probably lose, like... I know. 20 pounds. Yeah. That's the need to do. They need to just go to jail probably, right?

They have a lot of enablers, these people, like family and friends who will just keep feeding them shit. Yeah. It's funny when they... Now they know it's a money maker, so now they're like, keep eating. Yeah. Yeah, that's a hard situation, too, because I think, like... It's weird. I saw some TikTok, though, and they're like, we don't have an obesity problem.

It's just capital. I'm like, I don't think it's capital. And it was, like, a fat person doing the video. Of course. I think you're just fat. Like, we clearly, dude, we have a show... My 600 pound. Like, that is insane.

Yeah. That is so much weight to be carrying around. 600 pounds. That is exactly three times my weight. Not a lot, but... Yeah, that's a lot. 600 pounds. Yeah.

Yeah. And that's not even the fattest person. No, yeah. Those people have hit 1,000 pounds. That is not. Isn't that a ton? How much is a ton? 2,000.

I don't think anyone's ever been a ton before. No. That's tough. We could do it. If it's going to happen. If you're 2,000... We should Google it. What's the fattest person in history?

Do they have that in other country? Do they ever film it in like other countries or it's always... No, I think it's just here. That seems like a very American thing. Yeah. Yeah, I don't think France has anyone who's like 600. Maybe they do. They eat everything in small portions there.

That's the thing. They're not proud about it as we are. And they also all smoke cigarettes. If they're thin. Like, if you're saying French models are like fucking tiny. Yeah. Well, Europe and generally smoke a lot of cigarettes. Heaviest person ever.

In world history. John Brower. Of course he's got a ukulele. Just like that other. I think it's just a regular guitar. I think it's just a regular guitar. It just looks small. Look at this guy.

How much did he weigh? How much? Dude, could you imagine him trying to play the guitar? His fingers are fucking giant. 641. No. Following the recent news that... That's right.

After his weight loss. Was the NRAX? It says... I keep getting different names. This guy was... shocking 930 stones what is that i don't know what that measurement is stones we got to do the conversion i can't i don't want to do math on this podcast yeah no i think we're such a useless thing like that yeah i think we're probably gonna wrap it up soon too okay what is it

two o'clock and you guys wanted to promote no i think we promoted a lot of other shows yeah that movie you were talking about that sounds really good fighter no oh roommates watch it's a very good film and yours was what's it called Kingdom something? Manchester by the sea. Oh, Manchester by the Sea. Oh, I thought you were asking what my podcast is. I was like, I don't have one.

I mean either, yeah. All right, so social media though or something like that? Instagram at Pontillo-Games. I post some stuff sometimes. That's really it. Yeah, you know, I'd be so confident about it. Please don't follow me. Please don't follow me.

Chris Kinback on TikTok. All right. Take it easy. Yay.