Morning Good - Mr. September - Episode 193

Episode Date: October 29, 2023

Collin Shumaker and Tony Wellons join the show today for an extra special episode from Austin, Texas. Collin explains his journey into hunting pedophiles as well as War On Terror themed trading cards, and then the three of them solve the Isreal-Palestine conflict.Thanks to Tony for coming back on the show and to Collin for joining for the first time. Find Tony on previous episodes and check out both of their links down below for more.Collin is on Instagram @collinshumake and find links to his videos including The Newlyped Show on his linktree. Also make sure to go to collinstradingcards.com for exclusive deals on trading cards. Tony is on Instagram @tony_wellons and on YouTube at Tony Wellons.As always, find Michael Good on Instagram @michaelgoodcomedy and on Twitter @agoodmichael. Check out the show on YouTube and follow the official Instagram page @morninggoodpodcast.This podcast was produced by Paxton Fleming, you can find him on Instagram @yaboypax 

Thanks for the F-Shack. I love dirty Mike and the boys. Hey, are you dirty Mike and the boys? How you know who we are? What's this? They called the podcast? Morning good. I love that.

Yeah, by way, shout out to Tim's Bray. Welcome to Morning. All right. We're here with Tony Wellens. Hello. What up? And Colin Schumacher. Shoemaker or Schumacher?

Either one. I don't give a fuck. Any relation to Joel Schumacher? No. No. No. What about Christina? Christina Schumacher?

I don't know who these people are. Joel Schumacher is the one that did the Batman's with the nipples. The gayest of the Batman. What? Yeah. Wait, with the nipples? Yes, yes. So you've never seen the Batman.

It's like Batman forever and Batman and Robin. They're the ones where they're in like the very homosexual outfits. Yeah, I remember that. Adam West, right? No, no, no. Adam West was the other. I guess all Batman is gay. Is this the OG-O-G Batman's?

No, no. these are like the 90s ones. The ones where Arnold Schwarzenegger is Mr. Freeze and he had all the cashphrase. Arnold Schwarzenegger. I'm not saying it again. Six son of a bitch.

I heard that. Not saying it again. Okay, yeah. All right. I just beeped every time. That's perfect. Schwarzenegger. That was close, dude.

That was real close. It's Schwarzenegger. Right? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. The first time you said it E. You didn't say an E. You said an E.

Yeah. Which is really. really close, but not quite there. I mean, I know a guy named Devin Nygore, which is just close. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, just different vowels.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But you're a, by the way, if the listeners don't know, you are a, the Van Helsing of pedophiles. Van Helsing. Or the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, crocodile, the Steve Irwin. Well, I guess he doesn't really like, I don't know, Steve Irwin doesn't really like interview the crocodiles. Don't, don't do that because he got killed by,

a pedophile. Yeah. You're Doc the bounty hunter of pedophiles. Okay. All right. I don't want that. You don't like dog?

I don't like dog, bro. He's got huge tits, man. His tits and his wife, bro, their tits are like the same size. You know he wears shoes that are like he wears like stilts. He wears stilts.

He wears stilts? Yeah, he does. His bootry. No, he does. You're fibbing. No, I'm not fibbing. He wears, his boots.

His boots are like that thick. He's Joe Rogan size. But when he puts the stilts on, he's like, he gets the ex-wis. Also, also to describe stilts as being this. Well, that's what they call him or whatever. Stilts. To put them in boots, yeah. Okay. They call him stilts.

That would be hilarious if you see Dog the Bounty Hunter and he's like a door, but he's got these giant platforms like to hear. He's just walking around. I did see this one video. I met a guy who was like a real bounty hunter. I mean, his dog's a real one too. But it was funny because the guy, this guy was. You say it like dog is his real, like, dog.

Yeah. I mean dog is, but. Yeah, yeah. But whoever this guy was, dude, we were playing air hockey, and they're like, these two guys are like, whoever loses air hockey will cut their toe off. And I was like, I'm so mad that I was too moral with it. I was like, hey, guys, maybe you guys have been drinking too much. Maybe somebody gets their nipple pierced. And they're like, fine.

But it would have been really cool to see somebody get their toe chopped off. That is insane. Yeah, yeah, but the dude was like, fine. I'll get my nipples. He's like, fine. So he got his nipples pierced. and then he was showing me these videos of him bounty hunting. And it was funny because he's all, he's point of viewing it, which is weird.

So he had like a GoPro on. And then he's like, get on the ground. And he like kicks a glass mirror. Like it's, I was like, this doesn't look legal. He's like, yeah, I do a bunch of coke. And then I hunt these people down. I was like, I don't know if this is a... Wow.

And what's his name? I don't know. Just some guy I meant. Oh, wow. Yeah, I got nice video of him getting his nipples pierce. But that's all I really have of them. I don't think I can reverse him and church him. Why not?

Maybe. I don't know. You have his face? Somewhere in my phone, yeah. Yeah, you can find it. Wow. Pim eyes, you can find them. What's Pemeyes?

It's one of the image searches. It's like the only good image search to figure out who you're taught. That's what I use. Like someone sends me a picture of themselves. I'll use that. And then you can find out like, really? Yeah, you can find out quite a bit.

So that's how you find these people. Well, I also have someone where like I can send them. If I have like a name and something associated, like a picture of them, he's able to find like. like everything about them where they're working their phone number their address and i can just go to their house and that's that's badass yeah it's so funny because i think cia people pedophile hunters and pedophiles all utilize technology in such a way that's like very i mean i thought i feel weird buying a terabyte sd card like just saying the word terabyte

makes me so uncomfortable in a fucking best buy i'm like yeah how many terabytes does this i'm like Fuck. Why, you feel weird? I don't know, dude. It just, it feels, I feel like I've only, I'm not the first one to say this, but like, I think that I only associate terabytes with that. Yeah, that would be a good prank. Like, well, I don't know who you call it a prank,

but you have someone who looks, like me, go into a best buy. A pedophile? And just be like, how many images can I save on this, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You have anything bigger? Yeah, yeah. It's funny. It is funny too, yeah, because you do have that look, like, you look like a pedophile.

Yeah. Do they trust you more? I don't know what you said to me something in Sunside Strip. You were like something about you're a pedophile hunter. I was like, I just thought it was funny that you're a pedophile hunter and you look like a pedophile. Yeah. Thank you. Thank you so much.

Welcome to the podcast. I dress like this on purpose. No, no, the glasses, honestly. To make it look like I'm on the inside. Yeah, yeah. You're an undercover boss. Are you going to do some... An undercover boss. That's good.

Are you to do some of the Jim Caviesel work? What's that? I don't know. You explain this to me. So the guy from Sound of Freedom, apparently... Oh, yes. I didn't know his name. Yeah, Jim Caviesel. Yeah. I play Jesus. So he's playing like a guy who hunts pedophiles. And so he... You said in real life, he apparently says he watched child porn. Yeah, there's like videos that you can see of him talking about.

it where he's like, and he used the word got. It's so important because he says, yeah, you know, I was in these offices and I got to watch these videos. And he's like, it said it's got to. He said it was a 20 minute video. And it's like, ew, bro. Yeah. Yeah.

He said it. He's very method. Yeah. Like he was able to get into a special place. Like he was allowed to. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, exactly. Like, what an honor. Yeah. He's just, he's like, you're here for the, uh, the, the, uh, the, the, training for whatever. He's just grinning. Just like so much. Yeah. He's wearing sweatpants. He looks like he's going to a strip club.

Yeah. He's got the bucket hat. Yeah. Like, yeah, like some fucking, I don't know, some strip club shirt. Yeah. That is a crazy. That is a crazy is like a lot of those jobs do require people. Like, like, if I saw one thing, it was like a police sketch. It's like, this man was seen in a

porn with a 16 year old girl. And I was like, which is the guy who drew with his sketch had to watch it for like a really long time. And he had to be like, no, no, I didn't. Rewind, rewind, rewind, okay, okay? No, I think it'll get a look on his nipples. All right, let's redo that. Zoom in.

No, not on his, no, not on his face. What do you? But I would say it's really interesting before because, like, I think a lot, there is that thing where there are people that are, like, they're so outwardly talking about anti-pedophile there, and there are a pedophiles. Like, there is that kind of overcompensation. So I have.

Tim Ballard. Yeah. Oh, Tim Ballard's another one. So the guy who he was, the guy, what was his name again? Jim Caviesel. Jim Caviesel is playing Tim Ballard. Yeah, yeah. So that's why he watched it.

Yeah. He watched CP because he was like, oh, I got to get in the role of Tim Ballard. Yeah. Hey, man, you can't just like think about bad stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm sorry, you can't just be like, oh, that's, oh, what do they do? Oh, that's bad. Okay.

Like, I can probably get there mentally, like, you know, to be an act. actor and pretend pretend I'm watching something horrible. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You don't even need to pretend you're watching CP. You can pretend you're watching like a beheading or something. Yeah, yeah, that'll be interesting training. Just watch beheading. And then videotapes somebody after watching an ISIS beheading. That's what it is? You're good to go. I'm an expert.

I've been an expert since I was like 13. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you like those videos? Oh, bro. I used to watch them all the time. The Best Gore.com, huh? Bro, I used to what. That shit's crazy as fuck. Dude, as a little kid watching, like, ISIS or, like, Like the cartel videos are really crazy. Yeah, yeah. The cartels.

I can't watch him. Dude, I'm not too more of a person. I'm not like, I'm not like I'm above seeing somebody die. It's just so interesting to see that. No, I get that. But I think my thing with it is I just,

I'm so scared to put things in my brain before that. You know, in my mind? I'm like, I don't want to see this and then think about it daily. Yeah. Yeah. But it's also hard,

dude, because some of these videos, you're like, like, like, Steve Irwin, I watched that video like 100 times. Because you're like, I want to see this after.

I didn't know that happened. I didn't even know there was a video. Yeah, there's a video of it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because they were filming something. He wasn't just out there like wrestling stingrays. What the? Well, you send me that link.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But yeah, well, yeah, you don't have to pretend. Or, you know what I mean? It's so crazy to watch that. Like, what the fuck? Nobody's going to think you're cool. Nobody's going to be like, oh, dude, that's fucking. Oh, wow.

Yeah, man. You were really in the shit. But that's why, like, I had this sort of, like, stigma behind the pedophile hunter thing. Because in my mind, I was like, oh, okay, these are like, sometimes maybe Clause did pedophiles. And I also didn't know that it was like, and I do that there is some people that get off to it in a way. They're like, yeah, I get that fucking, you know what I mean? Wait, wait, get off to getting off the pedophiles?

No, no, like the pedophile hunting thing. Where it's like, it is entertaining. But I think there are certain people that are like excited about pet, you know what I mean? They're excited about pedophiles. Getting stopped. Which I agree with the stopping. But I think. You're just against the fetishization.

fetid... I'm not full. I'm changing my opinion on it. Yeah. You don't like that people are... That it's a fetish to catch pedophiles. A little, like a little, a little bit. I'm not saying like... Whoa. I've never heard of somebody... You're letting him put those words in your mouth?

I've never heard of somebody coming to someone catching a pedophile. That's a... It's a hyperbole of it, but yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's like, I think that there is like occasional people. So you're actually doing something, is what I'm saying. So, but there are some people who just watch the thing. and they get very prideful of just being, like, there's always the people that are like,

pedophiles, tell you how I deal with them, bring about my house, see what happens. Oh, yeah, you haven't done anything. And they watch just like to catch a predator, and they're like, yeah, that get, you know what I mean? I'm like, you haven't done anything. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I clicked like, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I really want to know, like, what started your, like, love for catching pedophiles? You know, I always loved to catch a predator. You did? Yeah, oh, my God, I loved it. I would come to it all the time, dude. I, no, I always loved it. Like, whenever I was a kid, I would watch to catch a predator.

And I was like, bro, that's fucking awesome. And then I was doing, I was just doing a stand-up bit about it. Like, it'd be funny if Chris Hansen, because he'd always like, I just have a couple questions for you. That'd be funny if they were unrelated to the people trying to fuck kids. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then I just kept on doing the bit. And then it was like, oh, it should be a game show. And then we just kept going with it.

And then I was like, I want to do it for real. Yeah. And there's no training online for kids. catching pedophiles, by the way. There's no, like... Yeah, how to catch pedophiles for dummies. Yeah, no DIY YouTube. The other reason I was kind of against,

like, not against it, but like I had these ideas about it. What the fuck? I'm not against stopping pedophiles. I'm not about it. But I thought that they always just got away. I thought it was like a lot of the people that online, they do it, they just get, they just like record somebody and then the pedophile gets away.

And then they just use it as like a thing. They're like, I shamed that pedophile versus actually like stopping the pedophile. Yeah. But you inform me that it's more than that. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. You've got to call the cops on them.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. As soon as you show up, you've got to be calling the cops on them. Yeah, because I saw, I saw some and they would just videotape the guy, and they have to blur his face out later. And I was like, what is the point of it? Like, you literally were just for me into a pedophile. Yeah, but that was just for you. You threw them back down on the streets just to get young children. I mean, that would be a good time.

Like, if I was not recording them or if I was like not calling the cops on them, I would have fun. I would have fun. Well, you do have, the videos are hilarious. So the videos are like you, yeah, you're saying, can you explain? a little bit like your standard video and like how you do it. Yeah. So how I do it, I'm just hopping on these dating apps or whisper or something. And when people ask me how old I am, I tell them I'm 13, 40, whatever the age. What the fuck? And if they're down, if they're a pedophile, they'll just keep responding. I've used other decoys in the past. So I can't speak on what,

you know, how they used what they did. But for me personally, when I am messaging them, I just am super innocent. Yeah. And I let them say everything. And dude, they'll get fucking vulgar quick. Have you ever, you think you ever flipped a, like someone who wasn't a pedophile,

but then you flipped them into... Yeah, yeah, because that's also, that was also the stigma, too, is I thought there was a lot of dudes that are like, you want to fuck my fucking little pussy. And I'm like, that's weird, you know, weird too,

but if you're also doing a thing where you're barely putting it out there. What's the most... Not only barely, like, I mean, they'll be like, what's the most you've done, I'm like, oh, I kissed some boys

or whatever. You ready to swallow this cock in your little 13-year-old mouth? That's what they'll say. Wow. Yeah. That's what... Did you message me? It's like a message I got earlier today. But look now, he looks like one of the guys that videos. Oh, my God. Tony's got

two bucket hats on sunglasses. Sorry, is that one... Dude, if you were going to meet... And that's just an IKEA bucket hat. If you were going to meet a kid, that is the disguise. I'll be like, I don't recognize that. guy. I don't know. That's not Tony Wellens. Yeah, bro. The way you're dressed, if you showed up,

I would give you a kid. Do you really? All right. Cool. All right. Do you, is there ever, is there ever got like, it's so funny I catch a predator where there's, sometimes there's people that keep pushing and they're like, okay, like they don't want to believe that they're getting caught sometimes and they're still just like, you know what I mean?

They're still just like, yeah, but like, is there still a kid? Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. I think because the way I dress, the guys that I catch, think I'm a cop or something in the beginning. Okay, yeah, yeah. And then... Yeah, because you do look like a cop.

And, yeah, and then, well, not the glasses, maybe. I was joking. Yeah, yeah, not the glasses maybe, but... Well, definitely, like, you're there to meet a kid, right? Yeah. And then someone shows up in a suit. It just kind of shows a position of authority, I think. Yes, they probably don't run.

suit too, right? He didn't wear it. I don't think he wore a tie, did he? I don't know, but he definitely wore the jacket. He definitely wore the jacket. Yeah. But regardless, like, yeah, I think it just shows like a position of authority and then they're just scared. And then... Yes, they're just running. Their mind is just fried, dude, at that moment. And their mind is already fried.

Yeah, yeah. And what's the average demographic? Is it like always Indians and white people? Is it usually Indians? No, it's always white people. Oh, okay, okay. I'm in Utah. Keep that in mind. Oh, okay, okay. Well, the guy with Alapacia, he might have been... I saw that guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. My favorite is the guy.

So you show up, I don't think they know fully. So you show up and then you say, we're going to play a game of trivia, and I won't call the cops if you win the game of trivia, right? Yeah. The cops have already been called. Cops are called as soon as they show up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then I tell them, three out of five trivia, you're good to go.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then the first question, how many eyes does a bee have? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Two? Four. Five. Five. I've watched your videos.

That's the only reason I know. Oh, okay. I'm training from when he catches me. What's another question? Oh, here's a good one. You'll like this. What is the name of the hit song featuring J.Z. and Kanye West,

fill in the blank, blank in Paris? Do they ever say it? The most recent guy did. That's so crazy. They're like, dude, I'm not going to say that. That's really fucked up.

But also, I would never do something that's that egregious. I'm not a bad person. Yeah, yeah, I'm sure to fuck this child. After they say that, you got to be like, damn, this guy's right. Maybe I shouldn't call the cops on him. You know, he's actually... No.

Cops are already on their one. Yeah, yeah, of course. But if I had my way, I'd be like, no, no, no, it's cool guys. He said it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He said it with a hard R. Yeah, yeah. My favorite is the guy, you got the guy a t-shirt.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, this one is hilarious to me. Yeah. What was a t-shirt? It says, I tried to meet a child for sex and all I got was a this lousy shirt. And the guy takes the shirt. Yeah.

Somebody goes, yeah, it's a shirt, man. I got it. I got the shirt made at a, at the mall. Yeah.

Dude, going to get that shirt. That's crazy. Yeah. And the guy was like, bro, I don't know if I should call the cops on you. Like,

what the fuck? Yeah, yeah. And I was like, no, no, I catch guys, right? And he makes the shirt for me

and everything. I pay him. And then he's like, all right, you want a bag for that? And I was like, no, man, I'm going to walk out.

Yeah, hey, hey, I'm gonna wear it. I'm gonna wear it. I'm gonna head on out. Yeah, I'd love a bag for this. Do you ever catch any, like, any pedophiles that are, like, actually good-looking guys? They're like, dude, you could just... Oh, yeah. One of them was a cute guy.

One of them was a fucking babe, bro. Yeah, really. Yeah. The guy with a dog in his picture? Is it the same guy? No, no, no, no. Okay. I guess I'm gay then, because I thought more than one guy was hot.

Yeah, you're definitely gay. Yeah. But that's fine. No, the one he didn't talk explicitly sexual. He was just talking about, like, kissing. So he's just a sweet, sweet pedophile. Just a sweet, sweet boy. He was only 20...

I want to say he was like 24. Wow. And he was trying to meet, like, a 14-year-old. Yeah, yeah. And, bro, he was cute. That boy was cute. And his mom was, like, fucking fat and disgusting. She looked like a fucking shirt

Oh, the mom was there? Yeah, she looked like a, well, she showed up later. Dropper or son off to get kid pussy? Yeah. She, uh, well, okay, so. You say, if he was a condom. So she was, she was, she showed up to get him out of it. Oh.

She showed up, she looked like a California raisin or something. Oh, my God. Like her legs were like really small, but then she was like, morbidly. She used to be a grape and now she was a raisin. Yeah, she looked like a, like an Eminem, like the, you know, the character. Because the Eminem's sexy is,

Fuck. No. The green one? Not anymore. Really? They got her wearing sneakers. Oh, God. Man, so crazy how it boots do to this M&M.

The sex appeal that boots will do. Calm down, Tucker. Yeah. Well, that's exactly what she did. She tucked it, too. Oh, he or there. Yeah, I wanted to. Matt had never made this picture.

I want to take a picture of that green M&M. Throw like a giant penis on it and then like fake tits. Like make it like a strange M&M. I never shared. I was like, this has been a really funny picture. That would be great. Yeah, yeah. I hate those little jokes.

You're like, eh, I won't do it. And then by the time you're like, no, I should do it. It's fucking, the joke's gone. Oh, no,

that joke would be good. That's still there. That's still there. That's still there. That's still there. There will be another controversy with an Eminem becoming less sexy. Yeah,

or becoming more sexy. Yeah. They'll make a trans Eminem soon. Yeah, yeah. But it is interesting. They don't even have vaginas or penises, though. Well,

you tell it. their mouths. You're telling me, brother. Not in the videos I watch. There is a porn of that. I guarantee. I never get in the fuck for sure. Yeah, Rule 30, what is it, 34? They just come Hershey little Hershey kisses.

That's good. Yeah, chocolate sauce and Hershey Kisses. What is Rule 34? Anything that exists online, there's porn of it. Interesting. What book is this? was 34. I don't know. It's just like an internet. Yeah. You never heard. Yeah. It's just...

It makes sense. I've seen the avatars. I've seen the Smurfs. The Simpsons. Miss, uh, or whatever fucking name is. Marge. Yeah, you know, Sam. Mimmson. Marge getting fucked by like fucking... Bart? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Well, we're gonna...

You'll be able to... You've never seen that one? I'm gonna head out. Yeah. I've never seen that. It's usually like Peter from Family Guy. Yeah. Oh, maybe... When worlds collide. But hey, okay.

I don't, God, you're leading me down some, I feel like you're just throwing the line out and I'm just biting it. That's why he's wearing the glasses. You're not going to get... He's like, you can blur my face out on that episode. Interesting. You're good at your job, man. Thank you.

Yeah. Well, also, no, I don't know why I'm saying that. Let's, okay, let's... What I'm curious about is, do you think there's any way to stop them before becoming pet? Like, you said, no, you know, there's no way to... It's just the switch is on and it's on. Well, it's so interesting, too, because, like, I mean,

the pedophilia thing was like, oh, it's only became like a law, what, like 300 years ago? Less than that. Less than that. Look, you sound like... I'm not... No, no, no, stop. Stop leaving...

We'll see you on the next episode of... I'm not... I didn't even lead you for that. The newly pets. You just go, no, I just find it weird, you know? You think about like ancient Rome. God damn. Yeah, this is a... But I always...

There's an interesting thing where history was, like, incredibly accepting of pedophiles. until recently. Yeah. It's crazy. Yeah. It's true. That's the crazy part. Yeah.

No, I agree with you. I agree with you. That is crazy that like... It took that long to get on to be like, hey, maybe we shouldn't fuck 15-year-old too. Maybe we shouldn't be doing this. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What I heard the, was it, Mick Mars recently came out because like, I really wanted to see Montley crew when they were still, they got back together for a little bit.

But the Mick Mars is coming out. And it's hard because he also has schizophrenia. But then he's also saying he's like, yeah, Tommy Lee and all them or like, have having sex with kids. It's a weird satanic thing or something like that. And then I'm like, I'm like, both those things are tough because Mick Marr's schizophrenia, Tommy Lee, piece of shit. So you're like...

I mean, I saw Tommy Lee's cock. Oh, everybody. It's beautiful. Where did you see this cock? Beautiful penis. That's amazing. Online. Oh, is it good? It's huge. Really? Yeah, he drives a boat with it. Yeah. The video of him and Pam Anderson. Yeah, yeah. They have sex on a bone. Yeah.

I will say this. I was really into Pam Anderson when I was a kid, but there was something that happens when, like, You see enough women that look like Pam Anderson in porn. And then eventually you're like, oh, this is just a standard big jugged woman. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's, yeah, I think I'm on board with that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Now you're like, oh, that looks like somebody who looks like a real person. And now you're like, that's hot now versus just like the blonde, big old titty. I mean, she's still hot. And like, in my mind, like, when I was a kid, I was like, oh, that's what a hot woman looks like. Yeah. But there was a porn star at the show last night at sunset. Or was that? That was the other night.

She was Friday. She was in the front row. Yeah, yeah. She was in the front row. Her name's Shout to Holly Texas, Texas. No, no, no,

No, I'm just kidding. And she was like, she was a woman And her husband was a cuck, but he's a giant, or I guess he's, they're swingers. But the guy was like a giant,

massive dude. And everybody had kind of a rough time on the show, but they were like, she was laughing. That's all it matters. They're like, that whole room I could be bombing.

Yeah. She's the only one that counts. What the fuck? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, she was beautiful. It's weird. It's weird when you see a porn star in real life. You're like,

that's a beautiful person. like it is uh yeah it is wild it's sad though it's uh i always think about every time i never good that's never good you say that over there behind glass you never want to see behind glass yeah there's a kid outside the window oh he wants to let it do you want me i'll get him in get him i'll get him in i'll get him in tony you're not no you're not making a good look for yourself the camera doesn't know how young you oh my god yeah this must be yours yeah you got some my boyfriend. Yeah, you got some delivery.

Yeah, for people who don't listen to, we're recording in Tony's apartment complex and somebody needs help getting in, and it's just a kid standing outside the window, which is terrible for podcasting. And then he's letting him in because, you know. Tony checks his point. He's like, I got to go, man.

My grandma's in the hospital. Yeah. Yeah. Let me just say that kid was an asshole. Why? Because I tried to, I told him the doors open. They just walked right past me. Does that hurt your feelings? Yeah, it does.

You know, you guys had something? Fuck that kid, man. No, don't. You shouldn't? Yeah, no. No, I said you guys after that one. I was funny, it was funny when he walked in. He's such a good actor. And he, like, you pull up to the sign.

You're like, this is why I'm really here. And he pulls up the sign for the show. And in my mind, I'm like, what? Like, there is a moment where you go, wait a second. I'm not. Why am I? What? Yeah.

Oh, you said this is why I'm really here. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So you want to start the trivia questions or what? What? I don't, I'm not doing it. We're not getting you, dude.

We're just trolling. I'm just trolling you. I know, I know, I know. I think it's funny. I know. The other thing I love that you do that people might know you from are the rookie cards.

The rookie cards. Oh, yeah. Yeah, so if you've ever heard, how does it go, the George Bush one? You don't have to do it. Yeah, just do it. You're like, George, or no, it's Osama bin Laden rookie card.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yes. And how do you make these cards? Talk closer to the thing. How do you make these cards? I don't. I don't make them. Who makes them?

Tops, Panini, Pro set. The major companies that make like your baseball cards, they make these like weird war cards of like fucking fighter jets and Saddam Hussein.

Are you shitting me? I swear. Osama bin Laden. Osama bin Laden was 2001 Tops and During Freedom. Osama bin Laden. Card number 19. Damn, that's crazy.

What the fuck? George Bush is in that. and then they have like his cabinet members and like there's a 9-11 rookie card in that set where it's literally the tower's falling. That's not. Shut up. It's a trading card

of the towers like of just a... Oh, so you don't make these at all. You're shitting me. These are real cards. These are real cards. 2022 decision by Leaf, you have the George Floyd rookie card. No way.

No way. Super short print. Super short print. But it's a real card. What do you mean short print? Like, they didn't make a lot of them. Okay, okay. So like, it's just one coach. It's kind of rare to like, Chauvin. Do they have a chauvin? They don't have a chauvin. Okay. Not yet, but I guarantee you they will. I guarantee you if you wait long enough. Kyle Rittenhouse cards? They will. It's like all those are like they will. Who were the McClough, McLaughies? You remember the ones during the riots that were like standing out there with their guns? Oh, the two couples? The couple.

Oh, that's awesome. The Ken and Karen or whatever? Yeah. They have a card. What I do want, but I'm scared to wear in public, there's an Osama bin Laden Hawaiian shirt that is so fucking cool. It's like floral and then Osama's face all over and I'm like I go to the beach in Florida. That's a place you cannot wear an Osama bin Laden. You can wear that like a hipster bar in New York where they're

like, uh, yeah, that's actually a good guy. In New York City, right above the New York Comedy Club, they have a bar called the KGB Bar. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it's literally just a KGB propaganda, like Russian propaganda all in the bar. I'm just like, what the fuck is this? Like, how is this cool? Yeah, yeah. I mean, it is fun.

No, it is really cool. But it's like, I just is like an odd like. That is a weird. Yeah. It's a weird like, yeah. This is a dictatorship and like a, uh, like, it's like, what are we doing here? Yeah, that's like a really strange. That's like having like a fucking Holocaust barbecue.

Yeah. You know. Smokers are on. Yeah, we got pulled pork, bro. We got them in this. We got them going. The ovens are turned up. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Go get you. Free tattoos. It's like a really weird. You have to do it a, would have like henna tattoos or like, yeah.

So temporary tattoo bar, oh my God, it looks so real. No, no, no, okay, so you go in,

you get in line, right? And they have the temporary tattoo as a thing that you peel off and you have to put the numbers. Yeah. And then you show up, you're like,

oh, I'm ordered 182. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You got one of those little like, you know,

the mall trains? Oh, yeah. Yeah, just like one of those you have fun. You got to get in as tight as possible, you know. Oh, my God, bro. That's so good. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's been a while that you social media last completely crazy. Amy Schumer posted something really funny. She posted, I wish I could, we don't have our fucking phones. Was it someone else's clip or something? She digitally animated. Hell yeah.

That would be funny to see if she, with the technology today, she just face-swaps her. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, she's like, yeah, she's black. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's wearing that jumpsuit or whatever. Yeah, she posted it.

She's like, when they came for the this, I stayed quiet. When they came for the this, they say, like, it was, it was very, do you mind looking it up real quick? Look up, uh, on Amy Schumer's Instagram. You know what, look up, John Marco Serrecy retweeted it. Look up John Marcus Serrecy on Twitter. The name is on Twitter? Yeah, yeah.

Different. You have two phones? I got two phones. One for the pedos. One for the pedd. One for the dough. That's what I will say it was awesome.

I was talking about this the last episode. We did like four days ago. The girls at the bar loved that you were a pedophile hunter. I thought they would think it's weird. No, those girls thought it was so cool.

That's, I don't know how that would be weird at all. Yeah. What's the person I'm looking up? Maybe just look up, do you want to if I type it in? I got to ask, what is that? Is that it had to do with the pedophile hunting?

This is my cue card for the... No way, can I see it? There's nothing written on it. The newly ped game? Holy moly. The music's perfect, too. Wow. The music you have going is like very like...

That's brilliant, dude. Thank you. That is so... And do you get like a lot of traction from those pedophile videos? No really. It was good on like TikTok, but like, yeah. Because you're...

Someone with a lot of rookie card stuff kind of blew up. Yeah, I get way more from that and stand-up than I do from the Pito Hunt. but I love doing the pito hunts. So now I've started selling cards to fund... Are they peto? Is it pronounced peto or pito? He calls him pito file? I don't know.

Yeah, okay. Wait, so read it out. Tomato, tomato? Oh, okay. Yeah, you read it. I guess it's not a quote from her, but something she shared. This changes things.

I thought this is something she said specifically. Oh, and it's in the star of David. Yeah, she said first... See, this is less ridiculous. You didn't even see it. You could smell it. Yeah. First, they came for the LGBTQ, and I stood up,

because love is love. then they came for immigrants and I stood up because families belong together. Then they came for the black community and I stood up because black lives matter. Then they came for me, but I stood alone because I'm a Jew. What is that wild, right? Am I crazy to you? Is that wild? That is pretty crazy.

She's like, like, first off, the first four are just bragging. She's like, I stood up for everybody else and then nobody stood up for me. I was so hoping with the, you know, then they came for black people. And then I just wanted her to say, those are my motherfucking. and just dropped the N-word, but that would have been for. Or, yeah, then they came for black people, and then she just dot, dot, dot, dot. The funny thing, what was it?

I mean, like, obviously, I know nothing about what's going on, but I know it's like fucking craziness. It's just hecticness with the war on Middle East. But, uh... Yeah, let's figure out the Israeli-posts-in-eat-uncting conflict. It's really... There was that leader of Hamas who's like, it's, today is the day of jihad or something like that.

And I thought it'd be so funny to text my Muslim friends, happy jihad day, by the way. Or just being like, oh, fuck, I forgot to wish him a happy jihad day. Yeah, you see him and you're like, dude, I fucking forgot until last minute. I should have got you something. Yeah. I should have got you something, man.

What did you got? Can I take you out for dinner? Yeah, yeah, yeah. My favorite take I ever heard on it was this comic name Jack Reichert, who was on the podcast. He said this years ago before I guess he got, the way it is now. I mean, this has always been fucking crazy.

But he said, he goes, look, I think there's hot women on both sides, which is my favorite take I've ever heard. That's good. Yeah. Devin Costa had a really good one. He tweeted like, he tweeted, I, I, what was it?

It was like, it doesn't matter how you feel about the Israel-Palestine conflict. We can all agree that it's innocent families that are at fault. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. I mean, it is. that's a good story. What? Wait, what? How does you know step where the bombs are? Yeah.

Come on. Be more aware of your surroundings. Yeah. Yeah, that's a, yeah, I know so little about all of everything.

I know nothing about the fun conspiracy I heard though recently. Definitely bullshit. But there's one that I think Iraq or Afghanistan had a stargate like into another dimension.

So there's like, and there's like leaked email. they're like Stargate and that's what the real war is over. Oh, like they have like a portal to another. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, that sounds badass. What is this tinfoil hat? I kind of...

Sam Tripoli. That's something I would love to be true. That sounds fucking dope as shit. What the fuck? You guys don't want that? Well, look, that's crazy. Yeah, no, I don't want that. Okay.

Because I don't want governments to have that power. Well, it's not... It scares you more if they were lying about it. It scares me more if they were telling the truth about it. Oh, yeah, yeah. If governments had that, any government in the entire world, bro, they'll just bring back infinite Hitler's. They're just going to bring back, like, or like somebody who's like, you know,

wait, wait. I'm confused. I thought you meant they just have a portal to go to other galaxies. I don't know exactly what a Stargate is, but I think the whole thing is you can just bring things in from other dimensions or something like that. I think it just means a portal, right? Oh, I don't know for sure. I just pictured like somewhere in the Afghanistan, like Afghan mountains.

There's like just a little like secret spot. Yeah, you can bring something from another dimension. How about you bring water? How about you bring? Speak of pedophiles, they fucking probably love little children. Oh, they say they love water. Yeah. Petalphiles love water.

I bet they do. I see a guy drinking water. I'm like, you know who else drinks water? I'm keeping my eye on you. That's how you're sipping that water. Six of a bitch. Yeah. Yeah, that's a good conspiracy.

I heard it was because Netanyahu is supposed to have some protests this week. Okay, so who's Netanyahu again? He's the prime minister of Israel. Okay. So then he had his government. So then he had his boys stand down and let Palestine attack so that he could be like, I guess we're not protesting. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Well, what are your thoughts on? I saw you wearing the Mr. September shirt yesterday, which is awesome. It's the Twin Towers, George Bush. It's his Mr. September. Bro, you got to share with this shit. Orde it, Collins Tradingcards.com. Yes. Collins trading cards.

Dot com. Order of the shirt. The funny is, can I say the thing about? About what? Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So there's a comic who said he was in 9-11, named Steve Renzzi. And you got a picture with him wearing the shirt

with the Twin Towers at Mr. September. Yeah. Was he wearing it or just you? Just me. I walked up to him and I was like, I was like, bro, Steve Renner-Ez-E-Zizi. How are you? And he's like, good.

I was like, can I get a picture with you? pointed at the shirt and he looked at it and then looks at me he's like yeah sure and then i was like i'm calling by the way i hunt pedophiles shook his hand took the picture and never talked to him again yeah it's like just chaos yeah he probably was a little like what the fuck is this yeah that's i think exactly what i was oh totally yeah that's what i was going for that's a crazy thing to just slowly like put on someone be like yeah i i i hunt pedophiles you know it's a funny like way to start a conversation I hunt pedophiles. Yeah.

Well, is it a... Do you, like, do you think Bush, like, what are your thoughts in Bush 9-11 conspiracies? Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's pretty obvious. I think Dick Cheney was probably the one who planned it. So you think, because my thing is, I believe they let it happen, but I don't know if they

purposely pushed it. In 2005, there's a declassified Oval Office meeting where Dick Cheney threw out the idea that We should have a U.S. sub painted like an Iranian sub and attack a U.S. cruise ship and blame it on Iran. And they're going to have like Navy SEALs in Iranian military garb. And then they wanted to kill tons of civilians to go into Iran. He wanted to go into Iran.

I mean, dude, dude, dude, yeah. So, I mean, yeah, they're all invested in. You're a veteran, right? Yeah, it was in the Air Force. Oh, you sir in the Air Force? I'm sorry to hear that. I'm more of a Marine Corps Corps guy.

I'm a Marine Corps guy. I'm a Marine Corps guy. I like a dead one. Lonely cool if they're dead. Those are the real heroes. Everybody's alive from pussy. Are you only like dead? No.

Okay. Okay. Thank you for your service, so seriously. Shut up. We'd make it weird, you fucking pussy. Thank you for your service. Thank you for your cervix. They say that most pedophiles are actually

descendants of Air Force people. Shut up. I swear to God. Your dad was in the... Dude, I kind of love the way you fucking look right now. Sorry. There's something about your... It looks kind of magical.

He looks like a video game character. You look animated almost. Yeah, I do. Right? Yeah. It's because the glasses are kind of crazy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You look like a Fortnite skin.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's exactly what he looks like. Do you guys want to wear me? Maybe. Yeah. You guys want to run around with me on you? What? What? What?

The one I can't get behind, though, unless there was a Stargate, is Bigfoot. They recently released a Bigfoot video that looks so... First off, he looks so much like a plan to the apes, but the hair looks beautiful. Like, there's pictures of the new Bigfoot, and it's like, gorgeous, luscious... The new book. The New Bigfoot. What is it? Bigfoot.

Yeah, but what about the book? Hold the mic closer, you Cox. What about the book? No, no, no, he looks like, like, there's new footage of him that looks like, uh, like he's got this beautiful hair, like, like, like, the old classic Jesus Christ. Oh, okay, okay, okay, okay. Yeah, but that, that never made sense to me because I was like, you'd have to have

a population of big foot. Like, it doesn't make sense just one would be walking around. You know what I mean? Yeah. Like, you, you see like baby big foots, little foots or something like that, and then it would be it. Yeah. Yeah. I don't think it's real.

No, definitely not. Yeah, right? Well, Bigfoot is definitely not. Yeah. It's Bigfoot. See, I like UFOs. That's one I'm pretty in on. But the people that are UFOs, mermaids, and ghosts, then I'm like, no. Like, you got to kind of choose one and you're like, look, I've looked into this pretty far. If you have one person that believes everything, then I'm like, I don't trust anything. Mermaids are, I mean, the sea is like a very kind of still mysterious.

Yeah, but like, I don't know how that would like work. Not saying I believe in mermaids, but there could be something down there that we don't know about. No, totally. But just like a humanoid thing would make, I don't know how they would make evolutionary sense because it would have, like, because it would be more on the surface, if anything, because like it's closer to humans. So it wouldn't migrate down. We figured out the Israel-Palestan. Let's get into the biology of mermaids. I can tell you how.

Dude, we're breaking brown juice in this podcast. That would be great if you did get brought into like a secret meeting like that. and it starts with a reference points like that. We're like, we're going to tell you what's happening really Israel Palestine. So, Mermaids. You're like, what? How does the seventh guy back around? Okay, okay.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That sounds like crazy. Mermaids did 9-11? Yeah. That I could get behind. Yeah. Yeah, that sounds sweet. Yeah, yeah.

Fucking straight. The crazy is what I heard I used to work in Tower 7, like the new Tower 7. And somebody in the office said they knew somebody who found missiles in the water. I'm like, how does that make any sense? Missiles in the water. Yeah, I was like, you wouldn't... I just picture a giant missile. The person hadn't been crazy.

because, like, how would that even make sense? Like, I don't know. Every time I watch footage of 9-11, which is every day, is, you know, like, after the tower's fall and everything, and they're just, like, fucking firemen or just, like, hosing down the fucking rubble, I just think about there's someone trapped in there drowning, and they're, like, trying to breathe, and then the fucking firefighters are just hosing them down.

Oh, yeah. And they're just killing them. That's what I think about. Yeah, that would be so shitty. You're like, no, I don't need more water. Yeah. I've got it too. The fire's out here.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm sure it might have happened. My 9-11 might have. I like that idea. It didn't even fucking happen. No, no. The bill didn't even fall. It might have happened.

No, no, no. I mean the people getting drowned in with water. I never saw the towers before 9-11, to be fair. I never did. Did you? They say Stanley Kubrick was the one that filmed the... Moon landing. Yeah.

And also 9-11. He was dead by that. No, I think he died like in 2015. The Poon Landing. The Poon Landing. Did he get a lot of puss? I don't know. We can only assume.

Oh, the Poon Lander. Okay, okay. Yeah. For some reason I was like, how did you get Poon Lander from Kubrick? I'm like, oh, the moon Lander, I get it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, the people think that he put like in the Shining, right?

Yeah, yeah. There's a lot of, like, everything in a, in Stanley Kubrick film, there's always like motifs and like every single background that, like, it's there specifically for like to tell another story. Yeah, because the Shining movie didn't fully make sense. There's just weird things And I was like, it doesn't really fully add up.

Yeah, what do you mean? Well, like, okay, so like, does everybody that dies end up in the picture was Jack Nicholson's spirit always in the hotel? Like, it's like, it didn't... Oh, I think... It was just a weird thing in the movie that I was like, okay, was he here the whole time?

Like, his spirit, is he... Is he a... I think they showed the photo in the beginning. And he was in it? He wasn't in it. Okay, so everybody that dies... Once he was consumed, he was consumed by the spirit of the hotel.

And the hotel had some shine to it itself. Okay, because it was like a Native American. But I wish he went more, I'm sure the book goes in this, but I wish it had more about it's on a native, like. Yeah, it also had to do with... A lot of Stephen King stuff, I feel like, I don't know, it's hard for me to understand, like... He didn't like the... Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, he's just a douche.

But he liked the Flash movie, fucking... Really? Yeah, yeah. He did like the Flash movie? He's like, it's the best movie ever. And I'm like, he literally was like, this is the best superhero movie that ever came out. I'm like, how much money did you get paid to say this? Because that movie was so fucking bad. Doesn't that guy have allegations against him?

Ezra Miller? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, wait, the flash. And Stephen King. Stephen King does? Stephen King's got some, well, people just... He kind of looks like it. Well, people just online are like, well, why did you write some of the stuff you wrote?

Because it's pretty, pretty, like, in detail, disgusting shit. Oh, wow. Yeah. Yeah, but I am also weird about that because, like, I would not like somebody to take my content podcast out of podcast. They're like, so you said. Yeah, yeah, this is... Oh, yeah. They will do that.

yeah yeah yeah yeah oh well yeah yeah i i don't care it's been pretty if it hasn't been obvious enough yeah yeah yeah yeah no i'm kind of in the same boat where i'm like like like there's a couple weeks where you care here and there and then you have to you have to say enough dumb stuff online it's kind of like uh you got to and then your body gets used to your brain gets used to you're like okay this is already out there so who cares or it's like the first time you say something on a microphone you're like retarded okay you're yeah and then now you're like oh okay No. Say it, say it.

Say it. Say it. Don't say it. He's got a great editor. He'll edit some stuff. The first time I did their podcast, they edited out a name from a guy I went to high school with.

Yeah, because that guy, you should sell coke all the time. No, he said he did coke all the time. Oh, okay. Yeah, his name is... That's the kind of stuff I will.

His name is... My God, that's not really, like, worried about offending anybody. Yeah. Do you want me say his name? Don't say it. Unless it's the N-word,

now. If it's the N-word, yeah. Well, in that case, we're both trying to catch people being pedophiles and saying in the same room. Yeah, got to. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Got to do it. God, dude, I want to fuck it. I want to get out there on the streets with you. Okay. You actually, you asked me on, what is it? Saturday. You were like, yeah, you want to come be one? I was like, I want to tackle one. You said you want to do a podcast with one, right? Yeah, I've said this before. I'm like, I'm very curious to pick the brain. Because I told you, like, in a lot of is I feel bad. Like, pedophiles who don't fuck kids, I do feel bad for. Because they're making the ones that don't, like, I guess you'd call it not a pedophile, but like, uh, like, somebody who's got, not a petap, but like, uh, like, somebody who's got a pedophob, but, uh, like, somebody who's got a pedophob, like, uh, like, uh, but then, but choose is not to, okay, because that is a thing. Yeah. So, those people I feel bad for, but I don't feel bad for somebody who goes out and decides to fuck kids. Get him, bro. I mean, let's get him. What? Get him, bro. What? Get his ass, bro. You have, well, it sounds like you have sympathy. Get his ass, bro. Get his ass, bro.

I do. Yeah, yeah. Because I don't think all of them choose that. Yeah, okay. Yeah, I don't think all of them choose that that's what they're into. But they choose whether they want to fall through on and actually do it. So like there's people that may be like, oh, I'm like a pedophile because like a lot of them were molested. That's like a thing. Is that really? Yeah. And then they go, okay, well, I don't want to be a pedophile. So I'll go figure out like, you know, I'll just fuck girls that are 20 but look kind of young or something like that. I feel bad for that person. You feel bad for them. Yeah, because I didn't choose to have that situation. they didn't choose to be fucked up and like molested and that's the way their brain did things. Is that always how your brain works after your... No, no, no, no. Most people that are molested are not

profiles. Okay. But there are people who are molested and might have that like thing and then yeah. Yeah. I don't think I don't think that's how that works. No? Look, we figured out Israel pals are. We figured out... Yeah. Now it's going to the psyche. I love that the tables have turned. to use it.

I do feel bad. But the thing is, the podcast interview, though, I am curious about because everybody, there is this kind of weird thing where people go, oh, well,

if you're interviewing somebody, then you're supporting them, which is so not true because it's like, people do interviews with everybody. Like, they had interviews with like, didn't they have interviews

Saddam Hussein? Yeah, they did, yeah. Yeah, so it's like to interview. Osama bin Laden, they found him in a cave, which I found that, which I found that, you guys remember that?

It was at CNN or BBC? Oh, like, you didn't really believe it? You remember that? They like, they like went into the cave and met Osama bin Laden. Oh, yeah, no, no.

I remember seeing this. And it's like, like, the background is a cave. Yeah. Like, it looks like he's like at a ride at Disney or something like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So they showed up. So let me, so, because this is, we're going to stop talking about you being a pedophile. Yeah. Yeah, I get to stop. Yeah.

You're so happy the spotlight's not on you. Well, he's off of you. It's pretty clear, though. Yeah, yeah. You're defending them. The Osama interview, it's like the biggest military apparatus in the entire world is trying to find this guy. And these fucking guys mosey their way in with a fucking big ass fucking black magic.

Yeah. And they're just like, Osama? Can we talk to you? Osama, you know. Osama, you said death to America. Do you still stand by that? Bro, how did they find him? Yeah.

So what is your theory on it? Oh, I mean, I think that they were letting them because they wanted the endless war. So the military, yeah, yeah. Yeah, so the military industrial complex is like, let's not kill him. Let's topple all these other regimes that we don't like because, like, for instance, Saddam. They toppled Saddam's regime because, not because of any, if you think that they would topple any regime over human rights violations, I got a bridge to sell you about. Yeah, because they're fucking all across the globe. not going to Africa to do anything.

Girls clits are getting chopped off. And we don't... People don't... The way they should. But Saddam was toppled because he was trying to stop trading in U.S. dollars for oil. He wanted to trade in gold for oil.

And that was going to cut off their big fucking... their big scheme, which is the world's reserve currency, the U.S. dollar. So that's why they wanted to topple Saddam. and I mean that's just countless like that's why Gaddafi got toppled

he was doing the same thing and then he was supplying water to his people so then it's like yeah human rights violations are never the reason no it doesn't yeah we did not get into war too

because of the Holocaust yeah didn't find out about it even until like the end of the war when we started going and we're like oh that's what they were fucking doing yeah oh that's what they're doing

yeah well I guess okay no shit Oh, all right. I guess we're not so different after. There's that whole, like, they were, like, feeding them, and then, like, they started dying right after, right?

They're, like, they're, like... Who was this? Okay, so U.S. troops when they, like, found the camps, and they're feeding the people. They were feeding them, but the people were so hungry, they would eat so much that they would just die. Oh, dude, that's... And then they're, like, stop,

feeding them so much. If it was me, I'd have just been fucking giving them all loaves. Eat, eat, eat, eat. To kill them? Yeah. Let's kill all these guys, bro.

Oh my God. Okay, well, it didn't land. A joke that doesn't land like that is just me saying, I want to kill Jews. I wanted to feed them. I wanted to feed the Jews. No, no, no, yeah, yeah.

I'd be like, here's a ham sandwich. They'd be like, I can't have it. I'm gluten intolerant and I can't have ham You know what else I'm gonna you're hungry right What's that? You know what else didn't land?

What? The goddamn fucking planes That flew into the towers On 9-11 I know I'd like to take a moment of silent For all the troops Yep

All right we do got to wrap I'm not doing it because I'm uncomfortable I'm having a fantastic time Yeah But we do got to wrap up because you gotta get out of here Yeah.

What do you want to promote? I don't care. Okay. Your Instagram maybe or where can they find you? Stop the type of off. Suck my nuts. Okay. Suck his nuts.

Go to Collins Trading Cards.com and buy the 9-11 shirt and some cards. Yeah, yeah. And great fucking content. Dude. Yeah. That shit's legendary. All right.

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