Morning Good - NYC's Best Little Person Stripper - Episode 5

Episode Date: November 7, 2020

Randy is a great guy to hang out with and one of our favorite guests, so we'd love to get him some work. If you would like to book Randy for an event go to nychappystrippers.com and find him under the "Male Strippers" tab. As always, find Michael Good on Instagram @michael_good1125 and on Twitter @agoodmichaelYou can also find our guest co-host Alex Aronson on Instagram @aronsoncomedyThis podcast was produced by Paxton Fleming, you can find him on Instagram @yaboypax

Yeah, it's going to be called Morning Good. Shut the fuck up. That's a great idea. Thanks for the F-Shack. I love dirty Mike and the boys. Hey, are you dirty Mike in the boys? Really? How you know?

That sounds fucking awful. Yeah, I'm really excited about it. I think I'm going to call it Morning Good. Fuck that. That's terrible. Welcome to Morning Good. Yeah, so we're here with Alex Aronson, comedian, and we're here with Randy, and you are a little person's,

Stripper, right? Little Preston stripper, aka Little Burston Superman. Hell yeah. And sorry, you hold a little closer at my audience. Anything else you want me to dress up as. Opeloper to Lepicon, Easter Bunny. Christmas time, they got to make the toys for Elf. And whatever they have out there, I put it on. Are there any costumes that you like don't like?

Is there any ones that you're like, fuck that? I don't like doing that. Do people request things? Like, no, no, everything is always, everything is always good. Has anything ever been like, whoa, this is like a bit extreme? Like, have there been anything crazy or just, or just like super many costumes? Of costumes? Sorry, it's a little closer.

I'm sorry. Of costumes? No, no. Everything is, everything is great. It's just the hardest one is the oomper. Because you got to deal with all that orange makeup and the white eye. Bryals and it's like hugging people's like

oh man sorry you got orange paint on you oh crap yeah that's that's that's the hard but everything else but my number one is Superman is the best yeah are you a Superman fan in general

or did like you just buy the costume and then people fuck with it. Actually somebody asks me can you dress up as Superman I said sure I go order I got it and realizing it was a huge, huge hit. And actually, there was one bar that, Randy, if you get to Superman, we're going to build you something crazy.

They actually built the cardboard phone booth. Oh, fuck, yeah. You can change it, do you? So I came as mini-clock, got into a phone booth, ripped everything, all, came out. Nobody knew what was going to happen. And everybody's like, what is going on up there? The next minute, just pop open and this, the whole place just went berserk. Did you get an introduction or did you just walk in and walk out?

No, no, they started, they saw, like, why is he running? He's running. Why is he? Then they, I'm in there. Then they had to, uh, that, uh, that, uh, Superman, uh, uh, Superman. Then everybody started like Cawing on to I come open the door

I just hand up and up Oh that's my roommate, don't worry about him Hands up and And everybody was just Cameras were just going off like crazy Oh yeah, yeah yeah cameras were just And it's like ready Don't worry

Fly down I mean I must have been At least 20 feet up Yeah I was on a ledge. It's like they went and got the five bounces. Don't worry, Reni, we got you not. Everybody's outside.

Couldn't I get in because we had too many people. I'm like, oh, I just better, you guys better catch me. And they caught me. Yeah. Shoot me on the bar. And that was it. Yeah. I've seen what was crazy.

I saw a, so it's called the Micro Wrestling Federation. and it's little people wrestling and seeing people jump off of like the highest ladders because like if a regular wrestler jumps off that high it's like that's not that impressive but like I feel like for y'all it's like got to be like a huge

yeah well too I think you're going down more you're going down more faster because I mean I'm only density I'm only 135 pounds but yeah you're going to hit that floor or whatever real real quick

yeah yeah well so I think like 15 feet up is a lot higher for you than it is for the normal person to jump off of the like a high. So they made you just like jump off of a 20 foot elevation and they're like, don't worry, we'll catch you, dude. Let's put it as

was actually, it would be where the DJ would be. And it was like they had an upstairs so they would only let people, certain people be by the real one. Yeah. So they had it all blocked off. And I'm like,

One girl kept saying, oh my God, he's not going to make it. He's going to end up going through the glass, the big window. I'm like, please, guys, make sure that you guys all catch me. Yeah. I mean, it is crazy that you are basically putting yourself your safety in the hands of a bunch of drunk fucking people at a bar. Well, yeah, yeah. I know there's bouncer there, but there's more drunk people there. Dude, I know a bouncer.

My buddy was a bouncer, and he would just be like, fucked up on coke and he's like just drunk and shit and he's like we gotta kick some people out tonight and I'm like whoa let's not try to say the bounce are the most trustworthy people yeah yeah yeah the more crazier thing at the bars dude can I put you on my shoulders no freaking way so you could drop me yeah exactly had about 10 shots

already how many people try to do like the lion king thing I heard that's like a thing that people try to do with little people all the fucking time what is that like the line Lion King thing where they hold... Oh, yeah. Yeah, I don't know. It's always... What's the most annoying thing people do?

They want to pick me up. Yeah, yeah. Like, can I put you on my shoulders? Can I piggyback? Because you have to be hammered to ask that question to start out. So anybody's doing that? Because that's such a... I'm like, what?

I'll go on your shoulder so you can freaking drop me? Yeah, yeah. No way. What if it's a hot girl, though, that asks? Actually, I like to... I put them on my shoulders. I put them on my shoulders. Yeah.

But one other crazy thing is for me being in this business working at the bars, I could get girls to show that it's like it's like boom. Oh, fuck yeah. Yeah. You're a great guy to have around.

Yeah, let's just go out of this. I wouldn't, one year. I'm sorry, there's microphones kind of shit. Yeah. We did Fat Tuesday. and man my boss is here

he just kept putting more more and more beads on me ready to just go at us see what you could do too there were girls just like they you want beats yeah I give you beats but you got to show me something

yeah okay even sometimes mothers too really like with her daughter there they'd be out with the daughter hanging out at the bar

It's like, that's my mom. She wants me, too. Mom, all right, we'll both, we'll both do it at the same time. Oh, shit. Dang, yeah, that's a real party, yeah. So where do you... Wait, I have good question. Are they matching ariolas, or is it a different...

Do they have matching ariolas or does it look completely different tits? Like, if you've seen both folks, those combo... I've never seen a mother... Neither have I. ...nex to her daughters, I feel like... They say they aren't born sometimes, but... Yeah, yeah. I think...

Yeah, I feel like they... Yeah. Kind of look at sometimes at the mom. I said, yeah, those are not really yours. Those are fake. And I think those, your daughters are not hers either. Yeah. But yeah, that's, like, my buddy is like, dude, how the hell do you get these girls?

I don't know. They're just able to, like, I guess it might be like, of them just drinking or. But as me being a stripper I've had some crazy crazy crazy parties Yeah that's why I had you on because I was like Dude this guy's got to have some fucking stories to say A friend of mine

She's a friend I got to hire you for my daughter's Bridal Shower A lot of mother-daughter Interest in little people stripping Or stripping for them And It happened in the story

as always, I came out as a fireman. Oh my gosh, she was, she's just, I have a special, special surprise for you. The DJ plays some music and like, sirens are going off and like, she don't know, she's in the middle, like, what's going on here? I come popping out.

I turn around, like, holy crap, I know that person. She's high, she's high. I was invited to the party. I'm like, holy crap, it's my neighbor. Oh, man, how am I going to do this? So did she not know that you were stripping? She didn't know.

I mean, the daughter didn't know what was going to be happening, but when I, everything started coming off and turned around, I'm like, oh, crap. I'm just going to block it out of my head. I just let it in. And the mother got involved too. Well, the mother has to get a lap. too.

That was a great party. Sounds like a better party than I've ever been to. A lot of crazy. Wait, so, so wait, I know in New York, we were talking about this earlier, the different laws. So you don't go fully naked, right? You got a thong under or something? Yeah.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Do you pregame with anything? Like Blue Chew, Viag, or anything to get it just. Don't have to do any of that. Does they ever get over the line? They're ever trying to rip it. off your...

Actually, actually girls, sometimes some girls do get a little... But what is kind of funny that sometimes girls actually flash you in the party. Yeah, yeah. And it was a friend of mine. Do they ask for money when they do that too?

No, they're just like in this wild, crazy move in, this one girl that hired me, she saw me again, I got you another party. So she's there. Next minute. boom eyes holy crap I don't believe what you just did

yeah I can't say her name but I was like okay I didn't see nothing and I was like her two friends is I don't believe what she just did to him did she show you her boobs or yeah yeah yeah and he said I didn't see him she exactly what a girl wants to do she kind of actually did a two-way thing she would

show the book and then she picked up a dress and I was like oh you have nice green panties on Yeah. All the crazy is, uh, I a lot of times get our parties at strip clubs. Yeah, yeah. That it's the stripper's birthday and they want to. They want another stripper. They want to have, have something totally different for her.

Like, what is, what is, what is going to happen here? What do you guys keep telling me? Oh, I think they order you a big she-mill. I think they order your big 400-pound guy. And she's, oh, no, and I come popping out. And that was a great, that was one, I'll tell you, it was, uh, you ever had a Bada Binh? No, of course. Wait, what's Bada Bing?

Sopranos. Strip Club. That was, that was one of the greatest, I think of all my parties, I was the one of the best parties. Yeah. I didn't know that was a real place. Yeah. Yeah.

That's incredible. Where is it called Bada Bing somewhere in Jersey, right? Uh, Lloyd, Lloyd, I? I don't know where. I always thought it was like a fictional place. I think it's on, uh, 4 West. I think it's,

uh, yeah, you come out of the, I think it's Lincoln Tunnel and it's maybe five minutes away. But that was, they had me waiting upstairs. Oh,

he just thought it. You got four girls running upstairs. Just didn't want to miss a show. And she's, and she's, uh, she's, topless.

Like, I didn't have time to go I didn't want to miss this whole show or what was going to happen, her reaction. Actually, the girl that was in charge of doing the party. So, Randy, I got a surprise for you. I gave you, I'm going to sign it when I did the Playboy edition

at the Sopranos of a... Oh, fuck, yeah. I was like, so I'm going to get to see you totally nude in it? You're going to see everything. Yeah. Yeah. Wait, so what was it like?

So you, when you first started, right? Did you start, like, how did you get it originally into stripping? Like, when was that? Okay, so I came into this business, 1987. And actually, at that time, when I was stripping, got a call. was what was it 40th birthday birthday wanted to do something

for the mother so it seems like that's the continual theme is mother's daughter stuff at that time I was only coming down to boxes

then I went from a speedo and then a buddy of mine average guy dancer is Rennie I gotta move you up to a higher level now here wait so wait

so I have a question about that if you don't mind so when you start working as a stripper they first say you just go down to the boxers and then they move up. Actually, no, it's...

You get promoted to, like, speed out and thought. No, no, I think it's just the way you... The personal choice. I guess the way you feel, how you feel like, oh, I don't know if I could go this way. Or maybe I go this way. And since I started going down from a G-string, man, these girls are like, once the boxes come off, girls are like, oh, what the hell?

Holy crap. That's a, yeah, it's a custom-made G-string. So do not do anything crazy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do not take a pair of scissors and decide. Yeah, or clawed them with your nails. I'm going to cut the G-string off. Yeah.

Did you start getting more money as you started going from boxers to a custom G-string? Actually, actually, from my G-string was a lot more money. Yeah. Can you imagine it in comedy if I just went up on a G-show? It was a lot more money. I've done shows and underwear, but I've never done the nude ones. They have roast battles. Like two comics will roast each other.

and they'll do them sometimes like fully naked. Yeah, yeah. So it's like, dude, that's like crazy confidence because your dicks, it could be a bad day for you, so your dick could be shriveled up. And then you're trying to make fun of somebody. He's like, dude, everybody can see your dick right now. But that's also for free. That's because you were looking for stage time.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, absolutely. I did that for free. I didn't get paid at all for that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I knew one guy, he kind of says, yeah, he's the hottest, hot as stripper in New York. and girls should just laugh at him like

dude they could tell what what you just did he would freaking take a sock wrap it up and put it in as a speedo and it's like you know what they could tell you're stuffing I would totally try and get away with that

I'm like dude it's like very obvious we can see the Nike symbol of the sock coming out of your ball We know what's going on. But, yeah, as being a stripper, girls do get a little crazy at the parties. Yeah, yeah, I'm sure.

Because I feel like girls don't have that, like, because I, like, as a guy, I normally feel like safe. I've been sexually wrapped by girls all the time. And I'm like, eh, okay, you know. That was awesome. Yeah, yeah. I was like, you know, I can defend myself, but I feel like the girls are like, oh, we're not in their mind.

They're like, oh, we're not predators, so we could just do anything. But it's like, yeah, it's cool. Yeah. Have you ever had to, like, call in? You said you have a boss. Is this guy like, so he books all your gigs? Does he, like, go around with you?

She does. And does she have to, like, ever, like, step in and be like, whoa, whoa, this is a custom G string? She actually, she actually, when I first did her first show, she actually went in the show. Girl, so, yeah, hang out, hang out. And she was like, holy crap. Like, this guy is killing the show. Like, the guy knows what he's doing. And she didn't expect, like, when the boxes came off, like, whoa.

And she was, I said, go have a beer. Relax. But these girls, yeah, sometimes these girls get a little, little crazy. Yeah, I mean, I was an Uber driver, and I got grabbed by the dick. She's doing that one time. That's incredible. Really? Yeah.

Yeah. It happened, like, you're having once. But, like, yeah, it was great. People would just kind of like just, and I'd be driving the car. I had a girlfriend, too. no. Yeah. Thank you.

Like, I'm not like, I appreciate the, you're not going to kick her out. You're not going to kick her out. Yeah. What are the, what are your least favorite parts

about the business? The, the best, what's... Well, the best and the least. Uh, I really don't have no problems with the business.

I mean, probably you've been in since 87. I'm sure it's fucking going well. It's always great. Uh, you almost see things that you never do. Like,

I remember. I remember I did a party. It's like, one, two, it was like 15, beautiful, beautiful girls. I said, right, we're all going to go into the jacuzzi. And she told me earlier, bring your beta suit. Yeah. So what happens? Brut me a beta suit.

The one girl took me down. Yeah, they're all changing. They all had their robes on. The next minute, I said, they all got the same. robes. What is what happens? They're all-topless.

I'm like, oh God. All moms and daughters. What a good show. Grandma, mom, daughter. What a good party. Are there any bad parties? Like, we do shows.

Like, that was a terrible show. Do you ever do, like, a gig? That was, like, that was awful. Like, the crowd just wasn't into the stripping tonight. I've had a few parties that, like, oh me thank God it's only a half hour with another hour show thank God

I've you like heard that thank God this this is like just only half hour I'll be done and and it's like it just feels like it just like two I'm only here five minutes

and it feels like I only have five moments left and not even like oh because that's such a level of commitment to because if we bomb on a joke as a comic you're like all right we'll move on the next joke but you're on stage

in a thong so it's like you you know what I mean it's like one of those things it's like if it's not going good it's like you're putting in so much effort for that like I'll like do an act out and I'll be like oh I can't believe I had to get on my knees for that act out but it's like you got a fucking dance and shit and if that's not going well you have to keep dancing right you're already down to the thonging it's not going

well I guess I'll put my boxers back down yeah yeah like we do a joke it's too fucked up I've had done parties like man these girls are just so boring like take your tops up only the one girl was into it that tired of me. It's like these other girls are like,

oh, God, how much longer? Oh, Jesus. But, yeah. I mean, I had sometimes handmarks on my ass. Yeah. Just getting spank.

I'm like, oh, I could do that better. I kind of showed them, yeah, this is how it's done. So I'm going to show you how it's done. She shows, whoa. She says, all the girls, you got your handprint on. his ass. Look at the smack.

Oh, my God. Next morning I woke up with a little, had like a little bruise. Like, holy crap, these girls were. But sometimes I'll take some friends with me, like, listen, we're going to go out.

I got to go do a show, but you want to come, hang out? Like, Randy, holy crap. I don't believe what just happened in this party. Yeah. That was crazy. I said, that's what I do. I'm coming every night.

Yeah, yeah. I'm sure your boys are thrilled when you hit them up. Yeah. I mean, when it's really crazy is St. Patty's Day. Oh, yeah, I'm sure that's nuts. Do you have a lepericon outfit? Yeah, that's just, oh, my. It's start at.

So you don't mind pictures, right? You're like, yeah. Yeah, yeah. People go, people go crazy. Yeah, yeah. Can I take a picture? Can I take a picture? Sure, sure.

videos I'm very But today It's Yeah yeah yeah Nothing you can do about it I mean I can just imagine

How many On YouTube Must be videos of me And not me even knowing it Yeah Yeah you're just doing some crazy fun shit What kind of music Do you have like a playlist

That you like specifically Or just kind of all over the place I just let them Whatever they want to play Yeah I'm all good with it Yeah 30 minutes is a long time.

Like, what's the... Yeah, we do like five minutes of comedy. Yeah. That felt like a half hour if it's not going to. Actually, a lot of... More or less now, it's an hour show. Yeah. But it's like, okay, how do you do this?

All right. You do your 30 minutes. You get the girls. Okay, let's go have a shot. Let's have a shot. Get them having shots. How about we do a group picture? So that kind of airs up like,

okay, perfect. Got five moments left. And then it's over. Yeah, yeah. I've had quite a few times, like, if we gave you a few more bucks, could you hang out with us full of a bit? You know, we're going to go down to this bar, down the block,

and, all right, sure. They're all sitting there putting a, all right, come walking in. A little guy hanging out with 10 girls, like, what's going on here? Yeah. But, yeah, I love the business. Yeah.

It's like for me, I'm conci always. constantly always on a go. Yeah, yeah. I mean, I'm sure New York City is such a good city to do it in, too, because it's like you just... Oh, I mean, I have travel. I went to, uh, where was Elvis? Memphis? Nashville?

Memphis? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was a friend of theirs birthday. So they flew me in, and they had me dressed up as a mini Elvis. Oh, hell yeah. To strip down to. Yeah, yeah. And that was, that was kind of, who.

Do you just have a closet full of just the most random costumes? Like, do you keep? I can take a piss real quick. I'm right back. Actually, I have a, I just have, what they call them? Those big bings that they? But you keep them all. Yeah.

I mean, sometimes, like, Superman, I'll go through for, maybe for two weeks, got to get a new one. Right. Because it's either somebody spilled something on you or it's coming apart. Like this one's already starting to come apart. But yeah, I probably go through maybe 100 Superman's a year. 100 Superman Gospas a year. Because chicks are just pulling it off of you.

It's either something, somebody spilled something. And it's like try to wash them. It's, it don't really work out that good. I have done Batman too, Spider-Man, Captain America. DC and Marvel. You're very... Yeah, that's... I mean, the guy that I go to, he's like...

Don't worry. I got enough supermans downstairs. Just... Give me a good deal on them. So do you... This is incredible. How... Are the girls ever like, we don't want you in costume?

We literally just want you. Dick out. Totally naked. Come on in. Would you do that? Actually... You know what, my biggest one is they like either fireman or cop. Fireman a cop. They're very down the middle, yeah.

And it's like 90% of the time, I'm always losing the hat. Somehow she kind of was wearing a hat and totally forget, okay, did I take my hat with me? Girls are always taking your hats. If you're wearing a cop hat, they just keep taking it off. And then, yeah, it's the fake handcuffs too. I'm going to handcuff you to the chair But I don't have the key And those are the ones that you don't

You can have the key but you hit the button Yeah yeah yeah It kind of opens up by itself Yeah yeah Yeah no fake cuffs or like real cuffs You know what I think every sec every furry cuff It's like it hits the side Yeah

It's kind of I feel that's something you don't want to sell Because like you could be like 10 people just got like assaulted Those movies scenes are always bullshit Yeah yeah We got stuff Just last month I did a birthday party and she was a cop.

Like a real cop? Real cop. And she actually handcuffed me. Oh, shit. She handcuffed me and somehow I was able to squeeze myself out of the handcuffs. She says, how the heck did you get sick? Because she didn't put it that tight. Yeah, yeah.

I hope you have the key because you're not putting these back on me. Yeah, yeah. But yeah. I even, uh, all the best ones are, baby showers. Really? Do you do,

I've seen little people do gender reveal parties too because they'll jump out in the blue. Actually, uh, which, what do you dress up as for the baby shower parties? Baby. Yeah.

A baby that strips is so shit. I love how like, I love how like, you're confident you are there because I feel like some people will be like, but you got that fucking so much, you have more confidence than most people I've ever met. Baby that strips and it's like, please just don't go into labor.

Yeah. Just don't, just, there is a YouTube video of me. I thought the girl was, thought her water broken that she just could not stop laughing. Like, how much longer is this going to have going on for? How much more time? I'll pay you more money just to stop dancing. I can't take it no more.

I can't go to labor right now. The laughing is killing my stomach. Yeah. It's It's either the blue Blue or pink one I wear And it's like, everybody's like Does the blue mean something

Or does the pink mean something to her? I said, I just put, I don't know what she's having. No one knows what she's having. Yeah, yeah. But yeah, those are pretty good. I did not know baby showers were an occasion to get a stripper ever.

Yeah, it seems like that would be the opposite. I feel like because of all baby showers I don't know, it's just like lame-ass gifts. People are like, okay, here's a toaster. You're like, my babies can eat baby food for like three years. Why the fuck did you bring this? I feel like whoever hires the stripper to the baby shower just doesn't know what a baby shower. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah. It's never been to. It's like, Grandma's here. What do you do? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, fuck you. Everyone's there. It's like, come here.

I got to take you somewhere over here. Give her a little lap dance. And grandma's like, oh, yeah, I got some money for you. Fuck, yeah. I'll make you a sandwich. Yeah. But it's a grandma, so she thinks like $3 is still a lot of money. They're giving her the money.

It's like, and she's, don't, where do I put it? Put it right over here. Put it only here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's awesome. Wait, so it seems like from their article I read about you, you were talking about it. So it seems like you're doing very well with women, you say, for the most part, it's pretty solid. Oh, it's great.

I think. Because I have so many friends that are shorter and they complain all the time. they're like, oh, no girls are into me. But then I see somebody like you and you're talking about how it's constantly going well. And she, there was one time it was actually a celebrity. The wife had a crush up. Like, oh, my God, he is so gorgeous. Well, don't you realize your husband's right over there who's a celebrity?

And then find out six months later, they're getting divorced. Oh, dang. Fell in love And the baby shower Yeah Yeah And next minute I said

I wonder if she got the full house Yeah She got the She got the mansion That wasn't a name drop Was it there? I'm not gonna say I'm not gonna say who

It sounded like it was a John Stamos Hid But I'm not gonna say who Her kids just get into college Illegally by the chance I'm not gonna say who But When I see her

We seen Oh we stopped up we were up in the area again. We stopped by just to say hi. And, oh, no, the kids are not here. She's actually out of town. Only the maids and the... But I would kind of say

a house had its own racetrack. Dang. Holy shit. That is fucking awesome. Yeah, that's... It's so funny to see, like, just, like, somebody will be nice to... It's so funny to see, like, just relationships just crumbed,

but you realize it's not necessarily just one person. It's not like you necessarily ruined that. I'm sure they had issues before, and then it was like, it was in the works. And then you were an argument, because I think I've seen that before where it's like somebody's an argument later,

and then the guy was doing nothing wrong, but the girl was just like in on him and the dude got pissed off. Divorce, you get the mansion. Actually, I get in trouble a lot of times. Like, dude, you're killing me. Why? Your eyes are killing me.

I can't look at your eyes no more. I don't know what color they are. putting me in a trance like I said thank God I haven't gotten beat up yet by by a husband or something yeah yeah yeah but yeah that's do you ever get have you ever gotten like fights

at work no no I've seen dude I've seen people get as I've seen comics get a lot of shit thrown at them I've seen somebody get a glass thrown at them it dodged their ear barely Is that in Florida? Yeah all for four times that shit doesn't really happen in New York

Have you seen that in New York? Have you seen that in New York No, because I feel like most of the time there's like, I don't know, there's either some comedy clubs have security or like shit like that. There's actual repercussions if you do it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, Florida's got such a weird thing with gun. I remember my buddy was going to a strip club and he's like, he was like, dude, I got to bring my gun to the strip club. I was like, why? He was like, because people always get shot in strip club.

He's like, yeah, maybe because drunk guys, like you're bringing their gun to the strip club. I was like, yeah. Why don't you just enjoy the show? This was, and this was like a couple months ago in Florida. Because out Florida's working right now, or before like four months ago, even before bars opened. you could be an outdoor bar, but if you didn't serve for food, you couldn't open, but you could be an indoor strip club

totally open. Totally chill. Yeah, because my buddy, I'm not going to get too into it, but he had like a celebration and we went there. I was like, maybe they'll tone it down for COVID. No, it was just... Not at all. If anything, it was even more. I did a show in an outdoor strip club during COVID. Totally illegal outdoor strip club.

No, with me, depends on where I'm going, what kind of party. I usually have one or two guys with me that kind of look out. Yeah, yeah. But when I'm working out of either city bar, Hoboken, security, they all know. When I go in the bathroom, they clear the bathroom out. Yeah, yeah.

He could just be in there by himself. No one's busting horns. When I'm on top of the bar, there's one guy behind the bar and there's one guy behind. Yeah, yeah. I mean, there's been some incidents like, uh, guy didn't expect that there was a bouncer right behind him like from the one side another side didn't know he just only saw the guy that so he's like the bouncer's over there I could do whatever I want and then he didn't know like he did something and the guy just grabbed

him like goodbye you're out of here yeah yeah yeah so you say you're doing well do you meet the girls all at these shows is that where you get all the action are you meeting girls outside shows too oh I could just like you you you kind of I saw me. Yeah. So I walked by you. You're with a dude, though. Not going to lie.

Yeah. Yeah. I'm not judging. Yeah. It's, uh, it's kind of crazy sometimes. We have an immediate icebreaker, right? Because like some guys, I feel like are awkward talking to girls. I feel like no matter what, as a little person, people want to talk to you first.

Oh, no. Girls want, they, they just start talking. Yeah. What are you drinking? What are you drinking? Can I bite? What do you went to? Uh, you went to, uh, shots?

Sure, let's do a shot. Yeah. And next minute's, like, party time. Yeah. By the way, do you guys want to take shots now? Are you down or? I'm down. Sure.

Yeah, okay. Is there a chance you can load us up some? Our roommate's quietly in the corner. Because he has a job that's... Actually, no, you're unemployed right now, too. Hell yeah. Yeah, I can talk. Yeah.

That's the best. Every time we do a fucking podcast, somebody's like, can you cut out 30 minutes of that? Because he'll be like, I went on some crazy rations. But yeah, I mean, I got somebody's like, love when I'm hanging out with them. It's like, she just bought you a drink and that one just bought you a drink. That one just bought you. That may be honestly.

At this point, I'd rather get the free drinks and see boobies at this point. Yeah, yeah. In this economy. In this economy, dude, give me the free drink. Yeah, yeah, I got you. We got cans. Is that cool? Yeah.

Yeah. But, yeah, being in this business, it's kind of. Like, my buddy is like, man, you got, you got the best life of all. I mean, look at the, look at the tension that you get on top of the bar. It's like, manis. Yeah. Manis. Are you ever just, like, not in the mood to do it?

Or sometimes you got book to a gig. The last thing I want to do is really, like, strip for a bunch of women. Or are you always just like, this is what I want to be doing? This is fucking great. Actually, uh. Let's do a quick. Cheers. Cheers. Chinchin.

Actually, stripping is a... It's crazy. I mean, I love the reactions of their faces. It's like... Okay, so when those boxes come off, they don't expect, like, holy crap. What the hell?

Are you wearing? That is some sexy tree string. Do you have like a design you like? Like there's the cheetah print, the zebra print. Is there like any design you like for? Actually, there's a guy in the Bronx that all-male strippers, the average guys, they go to this one guy because he custom makes them for you. Does Dick's size go into that? Like, is it like, does he figure that out?

Well, there's two kind of two different types of styles. Based on race, he's like, you got to go to the black guy store. It's just like they got a giant. it's something like this. There's one that your full dick like goes into it. It goes into it. And it was like, my buddy that got me into this, he's, I'm going to give

you a little gift. I picked it up for you. I said, but you picked up the wrong one. How am I supposed to wear this? When I wear it, like all these girls, like, what the hell is? What the hell he's got on? Holy crap. But my one boss, yeah, when she went to the show, she didn't expect, like, holy crap, he actually went down to a G string. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

He's getting better. Yeah, he's moving up with the G. Wait, so, do you poll dance at all or do you just, like, bar, like, stage dance? Or what's your? Like, oh, I used to do a, like a chip and gel show, chip and jail show. Oh, hell yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

It was, uh, one, two. I didn't know, by the way, until three years ago, the polls revolved. I thought it was just like a greased up pole that like... That's really deceitful. It's less impressive. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was like, probably still as impressive as shit, but yeah, yeah, yeah. Actually, it was three average guys, myself and a really, really, really big, big guy.

And what would usually happen. you get the hot seat. So if the girl wants, I'm going to pay the extra 25, I want to put my friend up on the stage with him. So when he comes out, she's up there, but she don't know what's going to happen. Who's coming out?

Is it like a multiple person dance? Oh, it's what they have, they have 10 minutes. Yeah. So each performer has 10 minutes. And then you go out to the crowd and do your little lap dance for her, a little lap dance for her.

Quick question, I hate to cut you off, but when you lap dance, is it mostly dick or mostly ass? Like, what do you mostly? Are you mostly front grinding or back grinding? Doing everything. Doing everything. Everything.

Like handstands and shit? Oh, I do it. Oh, fuck yeah. Actually, I do a handstand. Like, where you're sitting, she's sitting there. I'll do the handstand. And next minute, how I fall is my feet are against her.

So she could just smack away. Yeah, because you were telling me you get ass slaps all the time. Or it's the other way is I'll put it on the floor. Close the legs. It's either either open her legs or closer legs. Do not move. Stay where you are. I'll go from here, walk.

So what happens is where do I fall? Right on her face. No, no. The other part falls on her face. That's what I was talking about. I land right in her. Right. Right.

Yeah. And I wouldn't forget. It was so funny. A friend of mine said, Randy, give her a lap dance. A very good friend of mine. And she says, oh my God. I just grabbed something. I touched something.

Oh, my God. I saw him come down. I didn't expect me. I said, I didn't feel nothing. Well, I felt something. I thought you're going to fall in my face. So I just kind of protected myself and I grabbed something. I said, no, you don't grab nothing.

And I gave it a look. You grab something. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The funny thing you're telling me is you said kids lose their shit when they see you, right? And that's a weird segue out of talking about Strzsche. Especially at the baby shower Actually, kids You could be in a supermarket

Shopping or in the clothing store The best is, okay, clothing store I can be in Macy's So I do my shopping in the kids department I could find everything that would fit me perfect Mommy, mommy, look at the little man Look at the little man Stop looking at him, stop looking at him

He's buying the same clothes I wear Shh, quiet, quiet, quiet. And she's like so embarrassed. Like, she'll come up. I'm so sorry. It's okay. Give him a little high five. I'm just like you.

I shop the same stuff like you. But it was the funny one I was kind of telling you. Yeah, yeah. You can bring it back up here because he hasn't heard. Oh, man, my friend. He's a little person. He had part-time job, a real job. And then took a long.

the weekends. So he worked on toys of us. You said he, this was Christmas, right? No, he, he, he worked, uh,

his part time was like to make some extra for, so he worked on the register. So he was at the register. Oh, okay, okay. And, mommy, mommy, look, look, little man.

He's got a mustache. He got a beer. And my, stop looking at him. And she's trying to, and he's, my buddy just goes, does something to his, makes the kid,

kid just like freaked out like but the best is the you could be walking and kid oh okay mommy's not paying attention I know whoa boom

kid just walks into something or walks into another person like yeah mommy's not paying attention what's going on and it's like he sees me

but it's But it's, it's, I think today it's a little different. Yeah. Kids on this, I think kids pretty much understand more. People don't use the, the M-R in any, really anymore. Because I think we have more shows that are on TV now. Yeah, yeah. That show, well, they have, what's the?

Big people, Little people, Big World. Little people, Big World. I knew, I knew the. A little couple is the TLC. You just run straight on those shows. They have the both doctors. Right, the two doctors. Two doctors.

I've checked out these shows quite a bit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then they had the guy that owned the farm. Matt and Amy. Little people, big world? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I have a question. Have you seen the movie?

I think one of, just totally my opinion, I think one of the worst movies about little people is Little Man. Have you seen that movie? Oh, yeah. The plot's crazy. The plot is just that one of the way. Brothers is a little person and he pretends to be a baby.

What's so crazy? They really didn't use a little person. Yeah, yeah. They just, is that little face? Like, what is that called? It's like blackface, but like, I don't think of ever seen that. Yeah.

Oh, no, they animate one of the Wayne's brothers to be a little person. And then he gets dropped off of somebody's doorstep and the family thinks he's a baby. And it's like, how fucking stupid do you have to be like a little person? He's the guy that's telling all the jewelry and all the diamonds. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But I think if I was a little person,

God damn it. Like, that's one less role for me. Yeah. Like, I've done quite a few movies, too. Yeah. I don't know. I actually had done a mob movie.

Oh, hell yeah. Yeah. So I played the little hitman. Yeah, yeah. So it's two families. And, I mean, we want about four or five different wards from it. Oh, fuck, yeah. It's called the Don of 42nd Street.

Oh, sweet. So the best is the film. And somehow there's a clown dressed that I'm going after. I dressed up. I catch him. He puts balloons on me. Shit, I'm shooting and boom. Somehow he cuts the things and I go flying.

Now, where do I go flying into? A billboard. But what kind of billboard? I don't know. Superman? Boobooboos. Yeah, yeah. I let him right in the middle of the boobies.

Like, boom. Yeah. Is it competitive? Like, you're booking all these gigs to, like, private parties and stuff. Are there other little people strippers that, like, you're like, this guy's taking my fucking work?

It doesn't bother me. Yeah? But are there, is this like, do you know them? Do you, like, socialize with them? Yeah. I know quite a few of them. Yeah.

I think it's just like how you want. bar and hype. I mean, some of these guys are like, they want to come in and get out. Yeah. I come in, but I hang out. I make it feel more a little, like talking before about the cop. Yeah, yeah. I end up staying a little longer, and she was so happy.

He says, oh, my God, I only have you for an hour, but you hear two hours now. And it turns out she called up my boss and said, he made my night. thank you so much it's amazing yeah yeah I mean you gotta give it's what they what they're paying

okay they're paying a lot of money just to have you it's like get them a little more yeah because it's more fun if everybody's comfortable too right

it's more fun when everybody's comfortable too oh I mean this party I'm sure you get lots of awkwardness I mean even I'm like you know you're like oh I don't want to say the wrong thing you know

shit like that where you're like you don't want to fuck up. But I'm sure, like, but I guess whenever he's drinking, that makes people a lot more comfortable. So it's like... Oh, it gets... It gets, sometimes it gets a little crazy.

Yeah, yeah. These parties get a little crazy. I wouldn't forget. I did a... Swingers' party. Holy crap. Well, I have a weird question. So in Florida,

I always come in contact with swingers. And it seems like there's... Do you think there's more swingers in the South? Because I don't know what it is. Anytime have you to watch swinger porn. cuckled porn or just heard about swingers. A lot of them have southern accents,

but maybe that's just... You said always. I don't think I... You always run into Swingers. I watch a lot of... I watch a lot of Swinger and Cuckold porn. You said like run into them. Like, you meet them.

I have never met what in my... Oh, no. At bars all the time. I mean, I think that's also like, if you go to, like, Key West, there's like a lot of... Yeah, yeah. There's a lot of that.

Yeah. I mean, this party I did, I was like the Love Potion guy. Yeah. Yeah. I had my little double, double ears on. Oh, fuck, yeah. My sexy red dream.

That's all I, my devil on and my boots. And I, I just, he had this thing on my back. I was just giving all the girls and, holy crap. I didn't. Every girl and the guy came in had to get a love potion shot. Yeah, yeah. It wasn't, it was just, uh, what would it, what would it come? kind of call it of.

Zanax. I'm just kidding. Yeah. Just like a green drink or something like that. What's the fruit punch? What's that shot that that shot they do? Jello shots. Fruit punch.

It's like a Jolly Rancher shot. Maybe something like that. That's what I was in in my tank and it's like, you got to get a little potion, a little potion. And he told me something to own who hired. It's Randy. It's going to get a little crazy soon. I like this is a Swinger's party

Because like how would you not exist? Like we're going to be professional here When everybody's fucking each other's wives Like how would you be not? I just turn around I mean Agency that I was working with She went to the party

With her boyfriend And I was told to dress up Dress up more or less Like Pajam Pajaminy and all Swinger vibe

And next minute I turn around Holy crap This one neck This one's nice This one's naked. This one's naked. This one's naked. This one's naked. Holy shit. Told my buddy the next day what happened.

No fucking way. Oh, excuse my language. Oh, no. You can curse a... No, no crazy way. I said, yeah. This one was doing this one. This one was doing this one. This one was doing this one.

And what happened to you? I'm not going to say. Yeah. I'm not going to say. But I swam. But it was... It was a very, very good party. And then my boss says,

Brandy, do you want to leave? Because your time is up. They want us to stay. Hi, so we'll stay. See what happens. Well, I don't know. Maybe. I don't know if you're boyfriend or you.

I don't think crazy. It got a little crazy. Yeah, I'm sure. You don't go to a swingers party. Like, we're going to fuck one other couple and then it's going to be normal. You go to a swingers party because you're like, things have been getting a little rusty. Let's fucking have a good time.

Now, my question for you, so you are most of your sexual partners also, little people, average. Is average, what term do you use for people? I love average. Yeah, I'm going to say, is that like the standard term? I love average, yeah, yeah, average, yeah, yeah. Just average, dude. But what's crazy? I'm a, I'm a booby guy.

I love boobies. Oh, my God. I don't blame you. Because they're further away than the ass, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like, yeah. Yeah. So most of your partners, would you say, are average.

All tall, all tall girls. So you never had sex with another little person? You don't have to. Two? Is there a difference in the experience? I don't know. I totally think it's the same. Yeah.

I mean, I got a friend like, man, you got to hook me with a little girl. I get to hook me a little girl. That's like one of my. fantasies. Like, yeah, that's every freaking guy's fantasy. It's like, a little girl person to clarify.

A little girl person. Just like, I'm good. I actually think it's more people's fantasies for a little girl. Yeah. But I would, yeah, I, I done a row show. I used, uh, one, two, we were on a three-day row show from different shows. And, you know how it is.

So it's like, dude, she already had him. She would have hit him. You're kind of like the new guy. Yeah, yeah. That you're going to meet her. Boom. But no, I love, I'm into tall woman. Yeah, yeah.

Definitely boobies. Yeah. Definitely boobie. We got that one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You see a lot of them. So are you like a, are you like butts just like whatever, or you also like a big butt or is it? No, no, no.

I'm not, no, I'm not into the big buds. Yeah. Not into the big buds. This is the first I've ever heard of this. It's a millennial thing. It's someone who it's gotten right. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I think millennials are big ass thing, yeah.

I mean, if my, my last ex-girlfriend is, damn, you should have been in porn. I said, why? I can't walk right now. Hell you did to me last night. I'm sure you can hit angles the other guys can't hint because, like, I've been having sex before, and sometimes long legs can be an issue because you can't, like, get in there at the certain. Oh, I could do everything. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I could do everything. Yeah. No, I'm fucking sure. What's your favorite? Do you mind your favorite position? We can cut out whatever, by the way. I guess doggy is good. Doggy, yeah, yeah.

Even though you love tits, still a doggy style guy? Well, okay, doggy and mission, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. So, like, anything extreme. I could just be pulling our hair and just smacking that ass. Yeah, yeah. Okay, now we're going to go a different way now. Yeah, yeah.

Well, that's the thing because I feel like with regular, I don't know, any fun sex position is just not doable. You know what I mean? You look at the commissutry. You're like, I can't do any of it. I can't fucking put your leg here and do this and stay hard. It's all a challenge. And then once you get into that position, I go, my dick can't reach. Great.

Yeah, yeah, exactly. What's not an issue for fucking Randy apparently? I'm saying average. Average people. I'm an average guy, too. What is kind of crazy sometimes. Some of these girls at the party. Two, how come you're not a porn star?

I said, no, that's, I could never go that way. Yeah. I don't want to mix working pleasure. Right. Unless you're on a swing of the park. I mean, I'll be honest. Now I'm seeing, there's much more, a lot more female now. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Are there ever, because, like, you're, there's like a little person community, like, I'm a Jewish dude. The Jews will do things that, like, you're making us, look bad. Like, you're ruining Jewish image? Are there little people that do stuff that you're like, you're, you're bad for this podcast right now. They're like, don't do that show.

It's got no viewers. You're going to make us look bad. All the other little people are like, this asshole went on this podcast. Actually, the funniest, uh, uh, buddy says, listen, Randy. I forgot what we dressed up as. Oh, we would dress up as umpalumper's. Yeah. We're, uh, I love the northern accent, too, because you say umpaloomper's.

What's the wedding that the guys, Jewish guys stay and the girls stay on one side? Oh, like an Orthodox Jewish wedding? I want to go to the other side because they saw us. Like, we want to party with that little guy. You were at an Orthodox. Were you hired to work in Orthodox Jewish women? Yeah. At the party.

I don't know where in the Torah. I don't know where in the Torah that is. The next minute, what happens? Yeah, we're going to put you in a chair. I see. You could put him in a chair. I'm not doing what they're doing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

You might just drop that chair and... Yeah, exactly, yeah. Lose a Luda guy. Yeah. But you say you... Have you ever been in fights in your life, or is it... Because I feel like it would get hurt. It would hurt more to get hit by, like,

I have friends with, like, smaller hands, and it hurts more to get punched by them than I've been punched with friends the bigger hands and it hurts... Because it distributes. I don't know. Dispites you get into with your boys. Not too, man.

Okay. Have I been in a fight? Yes. Yeah. But I knocked the guy out. Fuck yeah. I told it. Everybody's like, holy crap.

What the, that guy just knocked that. He's bigger than him. Knocked him out cold. Yeah. I was, hey? Yeah, that was a, yeah, the guy was kind of using the kind of the word that we don't like that word. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he just kept going on it, going out of it.

at the end word for a second. I'm like, that's weirdly out of context because you're white. I don't like that word either. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just out of nowhere. It's like, boom.

Holy crap, the guy's fucking knocked out. This guy's on the floor. This little guy, four feet five, just boom. Yeah. And then I feel like somebody

that would use that derogatory shit towards you, they're probably so embarrassed now because they probably thought so much less of you and then when you kicked their ass they're like, like I talk so much shit

and then I got the shit kicked out of me. Yeah, yeah. Because like most people, people, if they got being up by a little dude, they'd be like, ah, I fucking lost the fight. But like somebody who's already thinking derogatorily is probably just like, you got lucky. He's already got an insecurity complex, clearly. That's why I always have security with me. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I mean, when I'm out with my buddies, like, all my buddies kind of have my back, like, when I'm at parties. When I'm at parties, when I know, okay, it's 10 girls, that's good. If I'm at a club I talk to the manager Listen I need at least one guy with me At all times Yeah yeah

Yeah because you don't know How drunk Because you Today Excuse me Are you good Now You might

You'll have one or two assholes Yeah yeah Of that whole bar Like oh Can we fuck with him Could we Yeah I did have one

One time Oh shit That was the worst Some girl decided why she's coming down on the bar. She poured a drink right on the floor. Jesus Christ. I just went flying right on my

ass right behind the bar. I was like, you okay? Did you see who did it? Yeah, they caught it and they got her. They got her. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know why people really why people do it for I think it's just like for them to get a

that's an insecurity thing though They hate themselves Yeah Yeah Their little kicks Like a little person Like just fall on his ass Yeah

I just Oh I hope we got out on a video So we could Air it on a Whatever Yeah Yeah

Yeah Toshporeau or something Yeah Yeah Yeah Like, nah, it's not from me. Yeah, well, they get like, the one dude we hung out with afterwards. So it's so fucked up because we asked the manager of the,

we went to micro wrestling and was like, hey, you guys want to hang out with this afterwards? Because I was in fraternity college. Like, yeah, you guys want to come have drinks of this? And like, yeah, you just got to talk to the manager. And the manager was so fucked up because he's like, having back by 9 o'clock tomorrow. I was like, Jesus Christ. That's the most fucked up thing you could say. But then the one dude showed up, and I remember he was like kind of like,

he had so many injuries and shit. Like, he'd show me his back. He's got cuts on it and shit. I have twice. I had broken ribs. From stripping? More or less being dumb and doing something I landed. Like fucking around.

Yeah. Yeah. I remember what were working? We were doing, what's it football? I think it was football Sunday. And we have these party poppers. Just get it going, get it. own everybody, girls, oh, everybody just makes the crowd everybody's.

And somehow not seen what, shot them off. And I didn't see, boom, right on them. Oh, you slip on that. But I, I, the worst, you hit the, uh, like the edge of the, uh, oh, man. Everyone, too scared guys. Oh, Randy, you okay? No, I cannot move, man. I cannot move.

All right, we're going to. carry you into the back and take you up to the office to see. Pain got worse and worse. So we're going to get your ER. Well, that's, I hate to cut you off, but do you have a different tolerance for, like, painkillers or alcohol or something like that? Because of your height, is it different?

Like, you hang out of averages, so do you guys have the same drinking tolerance? I was bit by a few weeks ago by a spider. Oh, shit. And I could not. could not walk and the nurses so we're going to give you what's it I have a profen

ibuprofen yeah was it 500 or 600 600 600 marrow groom and I access it is this going to be okay because I'm uh you know my height you know from you it's a little different for me it's a lot different like

is it going to screw me up a little more yeah because I'm sure there's a liver size difference maybe or because isn't that where most drugs get processed through? I am not sure. So she says, no, no. If you kind of feel like

it's too, then just cut it in a half and take a half. Alcohol's all about like weight though, right? So if you're going out, but he's got a bit higher muscle mass because muscle weighs more than fat and I've got this fucking belly.

It's like half my weight's right fucking here. But I feel like you're significantly. I'm actually kind of getting a belly button. Hey man, 30 years in this business. A beer,

a beer belly. Yeah. Yeah. It was so funny. My mom says, my God, Randy, look at your stomach. It's like kind of starting to. I said, yeah, I got to work on something on this. Yeah.

I love a dad about now. It's cool. Yeah, it's popular now. Oh, shit. Yeah. I did a party Friday. Oh, my God. These girls, these were college girls.

Crazy. The college girls are getting bored in New York City right now. They're like, we don't have glass. We'll be drinking since 9 a.m. I mean, when I strip, I got a hairy chest. Yeah. And it's like, I did it one time. Had my chest waxed.

I'll never do that again. Holy crap. I don't know how girls have their fucking pussy's and assholes wax. That's got to hurt so fucking mess. Actually, the funniest thing is it says pain-free wax. That sounds like horse shit. It's like the tear-free fucking baby. You know what I'm talking about?

Like the no tears, baby Johnson shit. There's three girls outside waiting to get whatever they. Okay. Mr. Randy, you could come with us. Okay. I'm just scream. Ow! Ooh.

And these girls get hit. What the hell is going on there with him? Are they killing him? I come walking out. Like, oh, man, that was a rough one. She's a party. Better be good. She's just whatever.

happen. I thought it was pain free. I don't think it's pain free. Oh, and they're all going waxed on their bushes. So like they're like freaking out probably. And I could just see that I see the one girl's face like, oh crap. Yeah. I think she was going to get a bubble boom wax. And I don't know what happened. I don't know if she was going to leave or she's like, oh man, what what did I get myself into? Oh my God. That's got to be terrifying. Yeah. I would never do that. Because you got to basically be a female to be a wazer because my girlfriend was telling about it. She's like, she's like, it's always a female.

Like, it's always like a Vietnamese woman or something like that because, like, you can't have just like some dude. Sorry, but especially looking like my roommate going to wax here. Bend over. You're like, Jesus, I don't know what this guy's going to fucking do. Yeah, yeah. And the girl comes in and like, so regular wax. No, I still get my back wax.

I still get my back wax. It's cool. But this is more, oh, my God, more sensitive. Have you gotten to Brazilian? No, no. Yeah, that sounds virtually painful as shit. Yeah, that would be the worst. I'm pretty sure I have a hemorrhoid.

I just haven't dealt with it. Is that? Would wax it help that? No, no, unrelated. Unrelated, we're just on the fucking topic of fucking... I was like, as if they try and wax, they can pull the fucking out of it. No, I can't pull the skin out of it, yeah, but I'm like... Emmer words are brutal. I feel sorry about.

They're tough. We all got them. They just flare up. Yeah, I've never had it before. I'm like, I was just showering. I'm like, that's what that is. You got to take a piss? Yeah, I'm going to...

Yeah, we're already gone an hour. So, do you have anything you want to promote Randy before we leave? No, we're all good. Sweet. All right. No social media or anything. Oh, was it a... What's the...

I forgot her or website. NYC. Happy Strippers? Yeah. NYC Happy Strippers. If you ever want to book Randy, that's the best place to go, right? You go book me from her. I name is She'd be. should be the best deal

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