Morning Good - On Holiday - Episode 324

Episode Date: August 2, 2026

Ryan O'Toole joins the show for today's episode from an undisclosed location. He and Michael talk about getting pulled over in the middle of Appalachia, Michael's credit card debt repayment plan, and the best of recent r/Meth threads. Thanks to Ryan for coming back on the show. He's been on lots of previous episodes, so make sure to check those out in the back catalog. And for even more, follow him everywhere @itsryanotoole and check out his podcast, The Ryan O'Toole Podcast.As always, find Michael Good on Instagram @michaelgoodcomedy and on Twitter @agoodmichael. Check out the show on YouTube and follow the official Instagram page @morninggoodpodcast.

Thanks for the F-Shack. I love dirty mic and the boys. Hey, are you dirty mic and the boys? How you know who we are? What's this? They called the podcast? Morning, very good. Oh, I love it.

Hey, welcome to the earth. Thanks. Welcome to morning. I don't even think you could see below the, can you talk real quick? I'm right here. I'm right here. All right here. All right here.

Fuck, yeah. We're here with Rano Tool. Ew. Yeah. Wait, we could actually be that loud because we're in the middle of fucking nowhere. Ah! Doesn't matter? Undisclosed location right now.

We're on the fucking run. A couple criminals, bro. A couple criminals, dude. So, yeah, we're on the road right now. And we have had a fucking adventure, dude. The fucking... We've accomplished a lot for our careers, too, in a lot of fucking 48 out of 24 hours.

Dude, I still can't believe it. So we just... Oh, the fucking... We don't even got to talk about the rent-a-car place. It fucking sucked. I'm in bliss right now, dude. When I smoked weed and fucking laid in that river, I was like...

What I would do is like... So we're on these road gigs, and then we're out in the mountains of Tennessee. And I thought you weren't telling them. I thought you said we were in an undisclosed location. That's very vague. We're definitely in not Eastern Tennessee. Actually, by the time anyone sees it, he has this, we'll be in Oklahoma. Dude, we're going to be, we're going to be, we're going to be alive.

No, we will be dead. And this will be the last thing they see is me. We will be living gracefully, respectfully. Is that Martin Luther King? Who is that? And I don't know. Hello, hello, hello? No idea.

dude when I was like fucking on that river oh man I'm too high I'm fucking so fucking high I feel like a fucking fifth grader right or like an eighth grader when you smoke weed and you're like you're like shit I'm fucking

maybe it's just me wearing sunglasses right now I thought you were on age I didn't even know you was smoking weight I'm on a lot of age people don't know I'm like the most high functioning heroin addict doesn't have three jobs and fucking still do stand up and it would make sense like for the people around me

they found out I was doing drugs to make sense because I like randomly will be like hey Well you are doing drugs You just said you're too high 35 seconds ago Okay

Wheat is a drug Hey what you're fucking doing A comedy show You're like do drugs Like a weed You're like that is a drug You get arrested for You know what I mean

Like Around these parts Around these parts dude Yeah that's why we have The podcast from Undisclosed location Because I'll find out We're smoking weed

Yeah But you were saying About what's it called Floating on the river The coolest thing That happened on the river today that you missed. I'm sorry, giant ass like deer or something,

run across the water. Like, you're saying, like, Jesus? No, a deer. No, I know. I said he ran across the water like, yeah. No, no, no, no, like, through it. That was Jesus, it was a deer. He, like, ran through it. Oh, shit. It was sick. Yeah, that's fucking awesome. Yeah, no, we, I kind of want

to see a bear. It's a boy. When we thought we were going to see UFO, I was so excited, dude. We just saw a glowing thing. Like, that's happened twice, but it's how fucking it's stupid I am. I've seen like a McDonald's sign or something that's in the distance. Well, that did look crazy last night. Yeah. Yeah. We're just driving over this thing and then well, it's because you don't realize shit's above you and then you see like it was like a gas station sign or a car dealership. I don't know what it was, but it was a sign because I saw the

letters on it real quick. Yeah, because it's like. And it said, Michael, I'm coming to get you. I'm going to kidnap you in the middle of the night. That's what it was. You think you see an UFO, but now you don't. Yeah. I don't know. You think the fucking UFOs pick up a lot lizards? They put lot lizards here on a Yeah. Dude, it's like,

you know, people are like, there's a reptilian race of aliens. That's just lot lizards fucking just slurping off truckers. The reptilians are here. I met her. I met her over down at the fucking,

man, after nine hours of driving, I saw the reptilian, dude. I was in a fucking loves parking lot. It happens. Dude. Yeah.

Lotless. These truck stops down here are like their own economies. Like, how big. Some of them are, like, it's, it's like they have, like, the amount of shit, like, five stores has in one of them. You know what I mean? Like, it's like, not a mall, but, like, some of these things are like-

Fucking knives. You got, we, I really wish we got, we're looking for a CB radio so we could on the road just talk to truckers and just fucking hear shit. That's going to be done. That's going to be done. It's just a matter if we can hook it up to this car. Yeah, yeah. That's, like, the only thing I feel like. Dude, 200.

I would honestly probably go in on it. Yeah, we're 100% going to. If we get the opportunity to see one tomorrow, we're going to hook up a CB radio into the car. And then we're going to hook up a microphone and fucking podcast with a trucker. We're just going to record talking to truckers. That's all I want to do because, like I was saying, I need to get a set of walkie talkies because every time I have a walkie talkie,

it's unlimited fun. If you're in like a populated area. You can really tune into other channels? You could do whatever you want. It's a radio signal. If you get like walkie talkies, like it depends on where you are. Yeah, yeah. Like, if you're in New York and you have any type of walkie-talkie and you just put it on really any channel, someone's at least going to hear you, but like you can tap in with like, I tapped into the Starbucks in Midtown and I was actually, yeah, yeah, yeah.

You don't even tap into it. You just like, you're on the same signal. That's all it is. Like, you don't even. So what is that, like on their end, what is, what is picking up the noise in Starbucks? The radio signal. Why does Starbucks have a radio signal? The walkie-talkies do.

They have walkie-tockeys in Starbucks. It's like if you turn on a fucking FM radio right now. Right. They're saying they don't have walkie-tok's at Starbucks. New York does. Like, it's like how you have, you can make a telephone call. Like right now you can make a telephone call because of like a satellite. Yeah.

You know what I mean? It's the same way you use a walkie-talkie, I think. Right. But why do they have walkie-talkies in a Starbucks? I don't know. They can't reach people. I have no idea. I have no idea.

But I kept saying I was like, oh, I'm clogging the toilet and shit like that. And like, there's like, there's like, issues in there. And, you know what I mean? And they just kept being like, please don't use this line. Please don't. You know what I mean? Oh, my God. And I'm like, but someone just took a 19 inch dump in the bathroom upstairs.

Like someone needs to get to this. I'm just letting you guys know, sir, this isn't funny. You know, like. But if you're in New York, you'll pick up like any, anyway. If you're in like a crowded air. You can't get in a cop one, right? There's probably separate channels. No, no, I'm sure you can't do that.

You could listen to them though. If you got like a member police scanners? Did you have a police scanner back in the day? No, what the fuck is that? Police scanner was just a police radio where, you plugged it in and then you like went to the frequency of like whatever town you were. So it's for a nine-year-olds just to hear about how somebody's getting down the street? Like my buddy's parents. People had them.

Like people would like just listen to them. Really? Yeah. You just hear cops talking back and forth? Yeah. Well, not just cops. You could also like hear like, you know, secure anyone who's using walkie talkies on like a certain frequency. But like everyone knew what like the channels were for like their neighborhoods.

I bet you the cops hate that, especially they're doing fucking bad shit. No, but it's your right to know though. It's like the body cam thing. Well, not, yeah, I mean, maybe. But yeah, it's like y'all right to know. Did that guy have his body cam on? We should, oh, dude, we could ask him for the footage. That'd be so fun.

Yeah. And it ended it into the podcast. It just him showed up, but I was just looking scared of shit. Yeah. Who knows? You know what I mean? But. Yeah, Ryan got pulled over.

I did. I did. I did. I did. Factually. What? I was factually pulled over. But.

Yeah, the cop was like, pull over. And then we were like, we pulled the left because we were like, let's just get out of the way. we couldn't go to the right. I'm like, fuck, this guy's pulling me. I'm driving. I'm like, I'll get out of this guy's way. You know what I mean?

Think I'm getting out of his way. And then nope, he follows me. And I'm like, motherfucker. You know what I mean? Because I had it the other day where I was driving in Long Island and there was a cop behind me. And then I fucking, I was like, fuck, I'm so fucked. Not for any reason. I wasn't even doing anything illegal.

Yeah. But I just pulled over. And then I was like, oh, shit, he's driving past me. I think it's the best. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, that's, but this way he looked like he was going to drive past me. Yeah, yeah. He looked like it was.

And I was just going faster than I felt like. That's a, uh, then I realized. You know what I mean? Like, I didn't realize I was going a bit fast. But shout out to them, uh, keeping, no, I, I say,

fuck you officer. No, no, no, no, shout out to them. He was a bit of a smart ass. He was, he was like,

I don't know how they do you know. I get it though. I was speed. He had, I was fucking speeding. So it's like, he, he was in the right.

He's going to listen to this podcast. He's going to be used to get to you in court. You act like On episode 340 Morning Good You act like You didn't tell him You're gonna be

At Madison Square Yeah That was Get the fuck out of here That was the most Infantic Yeah I'm actually Like this guy gives a fuck

You know what I mean So fucking funny How embarrassing that was Because it was like We were just We showed up to do a show And the show Fucking got canceled

Didn't happen Major waste of time Yeah But we fucking Because we know Another gig tomorrow Whatever we go We fucking

There was a A guy at the bar was like I like kill Tony Everybody killed Tony And then I just was like I actually was on. Well, you should be telling people that. Yeah, you should be telling people.

So I give it to you. But then we get pulled over. Watch Michael Good. Kill Tony, whenever it is. August 10. It's about a week. It'll be like a week and a half from now, yeah.

Yeah. But my eyelids feel dry right now. I'm so fucking high. But yeah, just somebody we get forward by a cop and we're like, is like, what are you guys doing? And we're like, oh, we're comedians. Because like sometimes they're like,

I just, I don't know, I don't know, it wasn't me trying to brag. I was just trying to be as honest as possible because I was like, Oh, you are, yeah. Well, like, we were.

We weren't doing anything wrong. He was just doing his job. Yeah. But then fucking, uh, you're really, you're really going to bed for this guy. It's so funny because. I'm just saying it was fine. Like, I'm not going to bat for him. I'm just saying, like, it was whatever.

No, no, no, totally. But he just was, he, when he first pulled this over, it's something about, it's, sometimes it could just be a vibe thing where you're like, this cop's not a dick, but like, sometimes, like, I don't know, it's, I think it does attract certain people that are kind of boners. Like, it's not his fault. He's a boner. But that guy was a boner.

I disagree. Yeah, I'm being 100%. I'm being 100%. Yeah, no, I'm being 100%. I just think he was kind of a voter because he pulled up. And then he's like, I don't know how they do it in New York.

And then I was like, oh, he was so excited. Like, you know he was sitting in the car and he's thinking, I'm going to say, like, I don't think he was a bad cop. I don't think he was a fucking asshole. Yeah. I just think he was a little bit of a boner. Like, it's like, I think a lot of people

that become, like, usually, at least for me, like, a lot of people that become cops, like, I don't, I don't know. Some of them, though. I know what you're saying? Some of them. But I was like, I think it was just, like, he was overall. He was cool. So it's like, I don't really give a fuck.

And, like, in their defense, you never know who the fuck's going to be in the car. That's the other thing with them. Like, I, like, I could never imagine walking up to a car and being like, you have no fucking idea what the fucks. Yeah, but he should have seen that we're white and then just calm down. Yeah. Dude, he fucking, so it goes, I was like, I don't know that drive in New York, but you're supposed to pull the left side there's a cop behind you.

Like, what are you doing? And we're like, I don't, I don't fucking know, man. And then he's like, what do you guys? It was like a restaurant or something so we could go on the other side. He's like, where are you guys going for? We're like, Blue Ridge, Georgia. That he's like, okay, let me look for the registration, dude. I'm just searching a whole car because I'm like, fuck, dude.

At course, there's nothing in there. You know what I mean? Yeah. By the way, hour before that, there was beer cans in the car and weed. That were consumed a long while before. Yeah, yeah. We had a couple of beers by the river, smoked a little duby. You had none of that even.

Those were days ago. Yeah, that was days ago. That was days ago. But no, it was 100% sober. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's why I was like, I don't know why you seem like tense. And then. Because I'm, I don't know where the fuck I am.

I'm in the middle of the woods and a place. You know what I mean? This is true. It's not that I'm tense. It's like, you know. I always forget that I'm like, you turn the fucking headlight off your car and you can't even see the fucking front trunk or whatever. Yeah.

You know what I mean? Like, that's how dark out it is where we are. Like, I don't fucking. I think for me, it's like, I've been coming to this area since, I was like a fucking... And it's cool. I love it. Don't get me wrong.

Like, it's awesome. But I think I think I'm randomly just like walking through the woods with you. You're like, do you know where the fuck we're going? Yeah, yeah. I keep forgetting that like I haven't told you. And it's not like the woods where it's like, like walking through today. You're in the woods. A hundred percent.

Dude, I'm like opening a fence. This is like no trespassing. It's like, yeah, you don't see anything. Like this, which is nice. Dude, I just got boo cockied by spiders, dude. Just spider webs just get paid by. Yeah. Well, you will lead in the way.

So you took a lot of those bullets. So, dude, we fucking... So I forgot what he says. We don't tell him we're comedians at first. He's like, all right, look for your registration. And, like, this car company emailed us a registration. I'm, like, searching the whole car. I'm like, oh, fuck, I'm so fucked.

And then he comes back, and he's like... I think he said sorry. No, he said... Well, he said, sorry, he was freaked out because he said it was his kid's night. And he said there was, like, a fatality, like, a couple days ago last week. That was a thing.

He's like... And he was out... So I get that. Like... Why do I just picture, like, a kid who was carrying an ice cream coat? Like whenever I think of like the worst Well you don't know what the

Who knows what the fuck it was? Yeah Like who knows Yeah It could have been a pedophile It coulda It coulda But yeah he chilled out

But then we're like Oh no no no We told me we were comedians Before he went to act To the car He asked what we were doing that Yeah Yeah

Where we were comedians He goes Well this isn't funny Is it Yeah That's where I was like You're fucking moat Yeah

Yeah yeah That was a good one That was a good one Yeah Yeah Yeah but And it wasn't You know

Like Looking back at it now, but it wasn't at the time. I'm like, oh, fuck. You know what I mean? I got a pink piece of paper that y'all paying half of and don't even think. Well, there's just something about... Or I should take it off of the person who's whoever's responsible for sending us out on a two-hour drive round trip. Well, you know what it is to me? This is why I think the guy's a boner. It's not his fault. It's just the environment because it's like when he comes up, it's just the way

it's built because I'm sure he has a bowper vest on. His shirt just looks so tight. and his hat, he's like a roadside trooper. So his hat is just down far as so low that he just looks like one of those guys that's like so intense. And it was dock out too. Or it was like getting to him. Yeah, it wasn't light. Like you wouldn't, a hat wasn't covering your eyes.

Also, I got like a child's brain. Like I see a guy with a shirt tucked in. I'm like, what are you a fucking nerd? Like it's like, I'd meet the president and be like, look this pussy's his shirt's tucked in. Like it's tucked in shirt, it's my weirdest peep dude. I hate it. Oh, me too. The worst.

I'm like, why are you... Especially because it's so much more hot. Like, your body can't breathe and... You know what I mean? Like... Yeah, and certain things like... In the wintertime, it is, but... I get it if you're like a fucking executive at a company or like you have a day job.

But like, dude, when I see a grown man at night with a shirt talk to him, like, why are you doing this? Like, you just look like such a chode. But I think we're also like laid back style guys where it's like one of those things we're like, we always stand by... You can wear shorts on stage. And there's a huge argument in the comedy community, but whether you can wear shorts on stage or not. It's like, yeah,

well, there's people that also believe the world's flat and fucking, you know, a half rotata, and so. Yeah, uh,

you're talking to one of them. That shit's fucking flat as shit. Yeah. Um, then why do we have pants to the show that didn't happen tonight? Dude, that's so funny. I'm wearing a bag seat.

I'm like, we gotta put my big boy pants out because we got art to do. Yeah. And then we show up with the show. And so we're like, we're like, we're like,

maybe I shouldn't, like, I was trying to time it. I was like, right, if I smoked weed six hours before a show,

I'll be fucking fine. But, dude, I was just sitting in the river looking at the clouds or on floaties. The clouds are like, dude, that was the most calm

I've been in like fucking seven months, dude. Yeah, it was so nice. It was such a crazy thing, too, where I was like letting the wild thoughts get in because I was like,

all right, let's see what we got. And then they would, it was like a fucking trampoline. It was like, dude, I'd be like negative thought.

Like, you're going to fucking bomb ass, bounce is right off. Which still might happen. Totally. Yeah, of course it could happen. But it was just like, I didn't give a fuck about anything because I was like, you know what? Nobody could take away from me is getting high and sitting in a river.

I was like, because in your mind you just value so. And there was no one or nothing there. Like all we were here and like we heard like shit moving that was far away even if it was like in the bushes like not like two feet away. Like some of the shit we heard. Like remember that stick that was moving? Whatever the fuck that was. It was like 50 feet away. We just saw a tree band just fall.

And I, I didn't want to sound crazy, but I think it was a bear. But I just didn't want to say it was a bear. I mean, I don't know what's up in a tree just throwing fucking branches down. Oh, yeah. I didn't look up. I was looking on the ground. I mean, it's... It would have been hard to see, though, because there was so much leaves and shit.

Yeah, but also it's possible. Like, sometimes a tree branch can just fall off. Yeah, that too. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, it was windy and pouring. Yeah. It was pouring today, dude. Yeah, it was pretty fucking rainy.

Yeah. But, dude, it was just like, I'm, like, I'm, like, I'm looking at the clouds. And, like, I'm seeing, like, whenever, whenever you look at clouds, you just see shit. Like, I'm not a fucking dumbass, so I don't put, like, any thought into it. I'm not like, wow, that's Jesus speaking to me. But you see, like, sometimes something can look like a fucking, like a cloud? Yeah, it looks like a dinosaur or something like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, and then, like, I may have had a mushroom flashback. I don't know. It sounds crazy, but I was staring at the clouds and they were kind of, I was just stoned, but there was like, I could see, like, little designs going on. It wasn't, like, intense, like, on shirms for everything. She's, like, really twisting, but I was like. Your brain was working, you know? Yeah.

And I just, dude. I was so it. I needed that. So fucking bad, dude. I was like, I feel so stressed. Every day credit card companies call me and I completely hang up. I don't answer any of them. There's three credit cards, by the way. If you're listening, I reject your calls.

Chase, you know I'm not going to pay it. You're going to close my account. Not going to happen. How many figures we're talking? $4,800. Okay. Yeah, it's on the end of the world. Total or just on Chase? Okay. Just on Chase.

but like honestly like that's a thing too where it's like it's not dude I remember like I don't know if you've ever seen who gives a fuck women's credit card bills are fucking out of control this does not turn into the Andrew Tate podcast but it is a thing we're like some people but the thing is I'm such a fuck coming from the guy who owes 4800 bucks yeah oh trust me I've talked to people and that's only the first finger I know we got three or four more to go

we're going to get into it so I get calls from Chase Daily and I immediately hang up. And then I go into Chase because they're not going to say anything to my face. But they're shutting down my credit card for sure. I'm like,

that's fine. I don't need my credit card because there's no money on it. Yeah. Yeah, you used it. Yeah, I go, hey, thanks for the month. It's just a gift card. You spent it, cut it up,

throw it in the trash. I'm not paying it back. I don't need credit. I'm not getting a house. If my career starts to do well, you know, I'll fucking pay the credit card off and then fucking whatever.

Yeah, I'm sure they'll understand and not charge you anything on it and just be like, yeah, get us when you can. I mean, the interest has gone up a little bit. Yeah, but I'm sure it'll stop. Like, I'm sure it won't keep going up. Yeah, because eventually they just want that, you know. And then I'm not like, not like somebody else would ever buy that said debt and then try

chasing you down for it. Like, that would never happen. That's what I call it Chase because they fucking chase you down for your fucking credit card, dude. Well, it is really funny, too, because it, the power dynamic shifts because it starts by, hey, you really got to pay your credit card. And then you don't pay your credit card for like five months. They go, hey, is there any change? chance we could have like a dollar from you like they go so much well they literally say one dollar

dude they're not one dollar but they're like hey anything i have lied to them so hard on the phone i go i just got a new job i mean i'm telling you this is the real deal i'm gonna be getting you guys lots of money and then i literally just hang up and then i i see what's in my checking account and i go you know what i think i could have four beers tonight and then none of that goes to jay's bank good people but hey look I'm gonna get you at one point

but not yeah you'll get it don't worry you know like they're gonna be able to get their claws in you or some fucking someone who owes it

you know what I mean they do it all the time and then I got credit one which was a these are these two last are bullshit what's the pin to these can you just like

be a little bit more specific do you think I can get the 20 digit just the expiration then what's the expiration I don't know there's no money on it

you can't I just just out of curiosity because it'll help me picture what I'm imagining in my head just a little bit better I'm not doing this. Why not?

I'm almost high enough to do this. But there's credit one, which there's like one time I needed like $300 to book a flight to go do a show. And I was like, fuck it. Like some of these credit cards are just like we don't need, we're not even going to fucking glance at. And I'm sure they have a very fair, very affordable interest rate on miss payments too. Probably so much. Credit one. Credit one.

I paid off Merrick Bank. I even forgot that we were in business. I went Merrick Bank. was one that was like a $200 credit card. So I had a $500 credit card. So I guess I probably like, you know, $5,000. But the great- You do know it goes up. The rate gets higher every month, right? Doesn't have to in my brain.

It doesn't have to. You don't got to think about that. We're calling for change. Floating on a raft having a good-ass time. Hey, Maudeau. What do you do about that? What do you do about my... No, everybody knows exactly what's going to happen.

I'm going to do Master's Square Garden. I'll be a millionaire within a week and then I'll pay everything on. Probably not a week, but I think in... I'm being completely sarcastic. I'm being dead serious. I think a year. This is my honest belief. I think absolutely nothing's going to come out of Massachusetts.

What do you mean? 40,000 people come out of it every time there's a show. 20,000 people. 19,000. Well, it's one of those things that you can't say your expectation to that because who knows what the fuck's going to happen. But when I first got it, I was like, all right, so I'm going to go ahead and clear my schedule for August because, you know,

people are going to want to see me. And that's before the episode even dropped And then the episode dropped And then like I got to... Go up there and just try to fight everybody And be negative That's a really good idea Just go up there and just be like

I'm not doing a set Fuck I fuck every And just not just not talking And see if they could I mean they probably could cut your mic off though Right They probably We got a couple options

I could go up there You gotta go rogue up there There's there's a co-option I go up there I say abortion is wrong Christ is Lord Christ is Lord Then

Fox News gets a hold to me and they go, this comedian sacrificed everything to tell the truth. Yeah. Or I go in the world's most famous arena. Or I go the other way around and I go, trans women are real women and also free Palestine and also additional. And actually, you know, if you do a free Palestine, you can kind of get a little bit of the conservative market too because that's a little split there.

So, yeah, I basically just say, I say Trump is a pig. and then... We'll just go up there and take a shit or something. Yeah, the problem is you get fined for that. So, like... Why? What if you say it's your performative art or whatever? You can't.

Ari Shapiro's trying to take his dick out of Master's Guard, and it was $100,000 fine. Damn, really? Yeah, they're fucking pussies. Well, I mean, I understand. Yeah, I don't know. Why? Why can't you do that? Like, I don't understand why you can't do that.

It's literally people are paying to go see a sick show. Why can't you pull your wiener out? I mean, you know what? You do have a point in the sense of, like... It's clearly not a children's show. It's clearly... If you bring your kids to a Kill Tony show, you should be killed. No, no, no.

Some kids got... Is it popular with the kids? I don't know. Is it popular? To be talking about, like, at the TV shows we were watching, like, when we were, like, younger. You think kill Tony's popular with, like, 13-year-olds. I think they probably just missed it. They're probably into, like...

Missed a Beast and shit. Yeah, that's probably the shit fucking... What if you're like 60? What if you're in high school? Kaisana. Kaisana. What if you're in high school? Kaisente.

Also, it's really funny for us to think we even know what 15-year-old's about because I bet you it's somebody we'd never even heard of it. That's what I'm saying. Like, is killed Tony people in their 20s and 30s? I think it's 40s. Well, I mean, to be fair, the guy we talked to today was old who watches it. Yeah, everyone watches it. Oh, yeah, yeah.

It's so wild because in my mind, I thought it was just fat guys, the beards and tattoos. They watched Kill Tony. Which that is a large majority of them, right? Totally. But then we fucking, the DMs I got were crazy. It was like a guy with his profile picture as a baby after me doing a dead baby joke. And then he's like, loved your set on KT. And then you're like, whoa, that's fucking wild.

And then it would be like a really nice looking woman who lives in like Idaho. And she's like, loved your kid. So it's like, that's what I mean. So it's like it's probably kids too. There's probably kids out there watching it. I mean, I think they have a different version. It's called Kids Tony. Yeah.

And it's when Tony... It's like Kids Bob. Remember the CDs, Kids Bob? Yeah, yeah. Who the fuck was buying those? Like, who was that for? Me. I'll tell you what happened.

Why wouldn't you just get the regular CD? Because my parents were like, hey, no bad words. And then they were like, there was one type period where I want to... But you could get CDs that they didn't swear. Yeah, you could get the clean versions. Well, that's, I think it's when iTunes came out. Because I remember, like, I really wanted Boulevard of Broken Dreams by Green Day. And they say, fuck a one time in it.

And then I was like, What song is it, too? Boulevard of Broken Dreams. No, that they, is that the album? No, it's a song. Oh, okay. It's, uh. Oh, green.

I know, yeah, yeah. What was the American Idiot? What was the American Idiot? They also said, faggot, a retard, and they did have, they did have a song where they said the N-word in it. Yeah. Which is so funny for Green Day,

because look, I don't know who has the N-word pass, but Green Day has like a reverse N-Ward Pass, because they might be the widest band in the world. I don't know if there's a word. I don't know if there's a whiter band besides like a group of guys with cellos. Got to be. Yeah. It's the widest thing ever.

But, uh, they're pretty sick, though. Yeah. I don't know where they're at now. Like, I like them a lot. The main guy died. No. Nobody green day died. Oh, really?

Who are you thinking of? Who was the, didn't one of the, I thought one of those dudes died from one of those bands, right? No, that was Matthew Perry. He's an actor. I know. I'm kidding. He's an act.

The guy from the guy from Green Day didn't. die? No, nobody from any pop punk band die because they don't live a rock and roll lifestyle. Is it Billy Joe? He's still alive. Billy Joe Armstrong is still alive. Who is that? That's a Green Day guy? That's the lead guy who just saying. Maybe I'm thinking of somebody else. I could have sworn the guy died. I think they're randomly being

I don't listen to that. Kind of lame. Yeah, no, they were my favorite band as a kid. So what? So they... No, I listened to Kids Bob version of it. Was it good? No, it's fucking gay as hell. but also I think that like And they don't say fuck in the kids' box No of course not They're like

Re between the lines What's messed up then instead of saying like what's fucked up Yeah Which there was no reason for I don't know Whatever with that song But that is actually incredible album That's got a lot of good shit on it That album is like mostly about the Iraq war

Which is hilarious Well what was it? 2005 probably that album 2004 Well it's also funny too It's like no other pop-pug bands to do that like Blink 182 would not make like a Palestine album. You'd be like, no, go back to talk about it.

Green Day made some good way. Yeah, remember what's, welcome. Was it Wake Me Up when September ends, right? It's about September 11th. The video, remember the video? Dude, the dude is just getting fucking going down in Afghanistan. Oh, dude, they know how to get emotional. They know how to get emotional, bro.

Where are they from? California, I believe. There were like a... That album, I remember I didn't listen. I remember when that was so popular that CD, that Green Day. Oh, my God, dude. And I never listened to it. And I remember it was like the biggest deal.

I never listened to that album until like 2013 and 2014. And then you're like, this is a- Such a sick album. Literally a good album. Because it's like... I didn't listen to that shit when I was a kid. See, I did because I was so into like jackass skateboarding MTV. I was like, dude, I'm such a skater guy.

I never got into the skateboard and shit. But I wish I knew how to skateboard. Oh, I didn't either. I wish I knew how to skateboard. I would just fuck you. Did you have Tony Hawk Pro skater? No, but my buddy Dylan did. Games was so sick.

Oh yeah, but my thing was keyboard was so fun. Dude, I look at a ramp. Like, I build a sick ramp in my yard, and I'd be like, you know, I'm about to jump this. And then I'd go towards it, and I'd always pussy out. I'd be like, dude, I was so close. On what a bike?

On a skateboard. I would literally, like, ride. I thought you said you didn't skateboard. No, no, I would try to skateboard. I sucked at it because I'm insanely uncororinated bad at most ports. Okay. But I would like, every day, I'd be like,

dude, I was so close. Like, I would see, it wasn't even close. I never even took the chance to hit the ramp. And maybe this is a metaphor for my life. Or I'm just fucking stoned out of the court. Yeah, I was going to say, you're sure you're only smoking weed? Are you fucking... Yeah, dude, the one that said K2 on it?

Yeah, that's what I was smoking. But I do think that... Ten pounds of caffeine and fucking... Oh, my God. You have a caffeine, I'd take it. But I was like, I would literally go, like, I'd turn off the ramp and be like, dude, I almost fucking landed a K-flip on that ramp.

Yeah. I didn't even touch it. Didn't even touch it ever do. and oh my god that whole culture was like so big and then like I got my first album somebody got me duke from my birthday party

which that's a sick album it's great and then my mom read all the lyrics like you can't listen to this but then we came back from the Tennessee house and my dad bought the album again he's like we're going to listen to this and I was like this is a pretty good fucking album

but uh they still I think they still occasionally try to get involved in stuff they're still kind of like all right well Trump sucks or whatever yeah but if you're not put it out number one albums nobody's going to listen, you know what I mean? Like, not they're not going to listen, but it doesn't.

Like, because I think that you're right, that's part of the reason that album was such a big deal because the shit in Iraq and stuff like that. That's like a part of the reason that, I mean, it was a great album. Even if you don't know what it's about, yeah. Then he's shooting on Trump. Yeah. But in the middle, like, okay, so Billy Jell Armstrong was like, I'm a libertarian. So he was like, I'm not a conservative.

But who gives a fuck? Just put the music out, you know? Totally. But that was a pretty political album, though, I guess, when you think about it. Yeah, but then there was just random songs about, Jesus of Burbby is just about a fucking pillhead and fucking like whatever. I mean, it was, I related

to that because I was like, oh, man, I'm on Ritalin or Adirond. I'm like, oh, that talks all about that. But then fucking, what was the thing, dude? It was one of those things where, like, he skipped Obama. We didn't get to hear, I think no matter who's president, Green Day should be criticizing the president. No matter

who it is. I would have loved a maybe semi-racist Green Day. album against Obama. Yeah. Because he didn't, there was nothing. It would have just been funny for him to be like,

all right, well, we're punk rock so we got to hate the president. No matter who it. They're like, fuck, he's a black guy. What he's supposed to do? Fuck.

But American Idiot, the song was, I mean, how many commercials in video games and shit was that in? Like, what, a four or five years span of it?

Oh, yeah, dude. That album was in Madden. That's what I mean. Madden had it. And Holiday was really funny one because I don't even understand that song.

They're just like, That one, too. That was on a lot of shit. Randomly, they would just be like... That was a good song. That's on that album, too? Yeah. We got to play that fucking tomorrow, dude.

Do we got to play... Why don't we fucking look at it right now? We got to play that now. That was a fucking... That was a good album. Well, Holiday's funny, too, because, like, it's randomly political. On Holiday! Because it seems like you're having fun.

Wait, wait, wait, let's get it going. We'll check it in the background. This is a great song. It is just a fun song, too. It's kind of fun. Say, hey, shout out. Wait, let me just look the lyrics. hear the sound of the falling rain coming down like an arm

getting flame, the shame, the ones who died without a name. I have no idea what he's talking about. I have zero clue. People without a name. Hear the dogs howling out of key to him call faith and misery and bleed the company lost the war today. I don't even know what that means.

Probably the army, right? I don't know. I beg to dream it. I just thought it was like a party song. I was like, we're on holiday. Well, it sounds like it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it's like the B-Y-O-B thing. Like, B-YO-O-B is about like the Iraq or the Afghanistan war. That's on that album, too?

No, that's the system of a down. We're like, everybody's going to the party. The party's supposed to be the fucking war. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I beg to dream and differ from the follow lies. This is the dawning the rest of her lives on holiday. I don't understand, but then randomly gets weird, and he goes, Sieg Heil to the president, gas man, bombs away is the punishment,

pulverize the Eiffel towers, who criticize your government. Bang, bang goes up. Hitler. I know, but what does this have to do? Like, like, he's got to just jamming shit in there. Well, he did a good job because who gives a fuck, really, what he's talking about? Oh, yeah. That song is a fucking banger.

Bang Bang, bang goes to broken glass and kill all the fags that don't agree. Trial by fire, setting fire. Okay, I kind of go what he's saying here. He's, like, this is him, he's pretending to be the governor of California. He goes. Schwarzenegger. The president of California has the floor. And then he says that.

Unless Ronald Reagan. Maybe Ronald Reagan. No, no, no. Trials by fire, setting fire. I don't know what that means. I get trials by fire. He basically means like killing people without a trial. You got to start teaching kids in...

Green Day. In music teacher or whatever. So what happened? So then your dad got the album. Oh, which played it. It was sick as hell. It was a great time, yeah. My mother was the opposite in the sense of...

I just had every... Like, I don't think she realized what they were saying on it. But by the time, she was just like, whatever. Yeah. No, my parents were really restrictive with content, which is so funny because I just became... the most... An animal?

Yeah, yeah. I'm just like... It's completely inside me. It's like, I think things are funnier now because you're not supposed to say them. I never want to offend people, but things make me giggle more if they're inappropriate.

Like today, there's this fucking Facebook page called... It's called Photoshop's and edits or goes edit and Photoshop this. Somebody posts a picture of a baby that's like blurry. And they go, this is my wife's

ex-husband's baby who killed the baby. who killed the baby, can you fix this picture into Photoshop page? Of like a melted photo, not melted, but something happened to it.

Like someone spilled something on it, it faded. Which what a heavy thing. Like, it's like, make my murdered dead son AI version. But not actual son.

My wife's son. Like, she's going to show them like an AI picture of the baby. I think that's what the guy, yeah, I was aiming for. That was like a gift.

It's like, hey, I know you had that bad picture of your, so much trash on the internet, dude. There is so much. There is no reason. That guy was running a money making scheme. There is no reason. But I just wanted to pose a picture of like him riding

a dolphin playing a guitar because it's a Photoshop page. I'm like, it's Photoshop. I love the idea of just acting like I don't. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I got to start going on there because it's literally called Photoshop. It's popped up on my shit before. I've seen it. Yes. And I'm like, dude, I love the idea of being a guy who completely doesn't understand

it and just take it. It's a bunch of fucking, a bunch of people that don't know how to use just aren't using AI, they just want someone to do it. I wonder if you can make money on it. You think they give you money after the... Dude, I would love... You think they like Venmo you? Dude, if I could... I'm on the same topic.

If I could take like somebody's like my grandma died and then I like make her riding like a fucking motorcycle with like a joint in her mouth and then just go Venmo me $60 because that's obviously not what they're looking for. They're looking for people to be like touch up the picture, but they said

Photoshop. No, I know, I know, I know. They said... But I'm sure. But I'm sure. people are fucking around. Like, I'm sure people. I know they are because I've looked in the comments and people will post some of the pictures. I don't know how often it happens on like serious stuff like that, but the problem is though, like, like, sometimes you see some of these faces. Like, obviously AI's crazy and shit right now, but you can, it's getting better. And I'm sure it'll eventually get there where it'll look like you wouldn't be able to tell. But like, sometimes you'll see like

people's faces and they all kind of look the same. You know what I mean? Like, so many of those things, like when you fuck with people's faces and stuff, it just doesn't look like. No, no. And it's like, there's always that meme where it's like, somebody did one where it's like, oh, taking my interns out on the bone and it's a bunch of hot chicks. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But you look at the face, it's all the same hot chants. That's what I, yeah, yeah, yeah. But they're like the body, they can make the other stuff.

And I get those ads that are like, you should be jerking off to air porn. I'll do whatever I want. And I'm like, I'm not jerking off to cartoons. I've tried it. I don't like it. I don't like it. What do they call that again? Hentai.

I've seen it. Not for me. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. But, you know, it is really funny because that might be the most harmless level of porn because just people speaking into a microphone. Like the anti, like the hentai behind the scenes has to be so funny. Like somebody coming out with a trial because, like, you know, there's always like porn starters. There was like, you know, they really pressure me on camera.

There's all this gross stuff going on. What fucking hentai artist is like, yeah, I go to the studio and then he's like, moan louder. Like, you know what I mean? It's like such an environment where that's like not going to happen that, I don't know. That's so, dude, that would be a sick job. I would do that. I always tow the line with, like, porn stuff where it's like, I... See, I hope so.

What do you mean? To the line? What, get as young as possible? Really push boundaries? What line are you talking? No, I just mean I have dick pics out there. I have pictures of my face and my cock out there. I got all that shit.

I don't mean, I'm towing the line. Yeah, okay. That was really funny. We were looking up earlier because Andrew Tates of Trouble. We were like, he got trouble for extreme porn. And I got a little nervous because I was like, what is extreme porn? because, like, that's vague to different people. Is a woman shaving her armpit hair into some guy's mouth?

I mean, that sounds pretty extreme, but I've tugged off to it. So I'm like, what are you guys? I started getting really nervous. And then they're like, oh, fucking animals, dead bodies. I was like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I've never seen that. Well, I've seen somebody fucking analescesses because that was like, back in the day, people would just send videos of, like,

the Mr. Hands. And, like, there's one where it's playing who let the dogs out. This dog's just licking this chick's pussy. But, yeah. That should be illegal. it is illegal okay it's very

yeah but I also don't care like I'm like that's very wrong and disgusting but I don't know fucking like nobody out there

like that doesn't like I'm not like that dog has been humiliated on camera that dog was just like I don't know this is kind of salty I'm gonna like this pussy he doesn't give a

the thing is is it the dogs like food so much that if the even with the dog knowing it's the dog knows it's a pussy, you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. It's still worth it to him. You know what I mean?

Yeah. It's clearly consensual on both ends, you know? That's the thing about when people do that shit. Well, that is funny too, because, like, in theory, it should be very illegal for you to put a dog treat in your pussy and have a dog eat it out. Why? What if the dog wants? I know you should just give it to the dog and stuff,

but like, you know, maybe you're teaching it lessons. To work, to work for it. You don't just see a hot girl on the street and fucker into it. I mean, I do, but, Like, you don't just see a hot girl in the street and fuck her in two seconds. You know what I mean? You got to bring her out and, like, do shit for it. This is true.

But, like, the dog knows, though. That's the thing. Also. And the dog will know you're a sicko, too. I'm going to completely take back what I said. What I did was virtue signaling. It's actually. What's that?

It's when you try to look like a good guy. By doing what? To appeal to you to commute by saying, I think it's wrong for you to put a dog tree in your pussy and have a dog get it out? Because the truth is, there's actually nothing morally wrong with that. I mean It's weird But like I cannot

In my brain Say what's wrong About having a dog Eat a treat out of your pussy Yeah when you could just give it to the dog You know what I mean? Yeah okay But also like

Like how does the dog get hurt By eating a treat out of a pussy Ask them You can The thing is if they do It doesn't matter Because to them It's still worth the fucking milk bone

Up some girls twat That's the thing At the end of the day That's why it's like It might just be like, I mean, we all agree. Fucking a dog in its pussy is wrong. Yeah. That is wrong.

Yeah. That for sure. Yeah. That for sure. I totally understand why that's wrong. For sure. I get why that's wrong. That being said, if the dog knew it unlocked just half a piece of steak to get fucked, it still

probably would. That's how much they like food. They lick their own shitty buttholes. Yeah. And then we're like, this woman's a criminal because she put a little fucking treat in her pussy and the dog it out. Look, I'm not into it. But I don't think it's, I don't see how it gets hurt there.

Like, I genuinely don't. I don't know. Yeah. I don't know. Maybe, uh, maybe Michael Gooden. I don't know. Somebody like that. I get hurt because I'm not there.

I'm like, I wish I was a dog. But, uh, yeah, I don't know. I don't think, like, there's no way they're like, we did a study and all the dogs they treat out of pussies are actually depressed. Like they didn't fucking do that. It's not. There's no way, though. They, you know what I mean?

They give a shit. No, they, I think they do. I think they do give a shit. just like you've got to do a lot to get. You know what they do have a great sense of smell. And it's great. It's like 10,000 times stronger than what we smell. Right.

So he's like, no exaggeration. I think it's 10,000. So that dog is going through a force field of rank pussy just to get that treat. Yeah. That is a good point. Which shows you how good that treat smells. You know what I mean?

Dude. It shows you how good that goddamn milk bonus, you know? Dude. Because any woman that's shoving a fucking dog treat up her pussy to get a dog? That was the problem with that era of, because that was also like you're saying with the skateboard and shit and like the videos out there

people send in shit like that that was the first era where it was like so easy to find you would like find it like how many times did you download music back in the day and you thought you would download in like a song or music video

and it was just pulling straight out but the name was like different and you weren't even looking for like and then you know like shit that was on the internet in the early 2000s when we were like in middle school and elementary school was crazy

yeah and it still is also like out there, but like it's not as, I don't know. Because people are aware now of like a lot of stuff. Like the internet in those days was, it was the best internet because like the way everyone behave, like they weren't all trying to be like, like now everyone's trying to be like a character or like something like you used to see real sickos on the internet and be like, he goes, guys not doing this to get views. That's like not, that's not a thing for another 12 years or whatever.

Yeah, this guy's just pushing his grandpa down the stairs. Yeah. Yeah. He's just like, would this be funny? 100%. 100%. Like, how many videos do you think you watch? Like, total number of videos you watch from, I don't know, the year 2005 to 2009 that

were just dash cams of some Ukrainian guys caught looking forward. Dude, those videos were everywhere. I pissed myself laughing. Everywhere. I think it was probably on funny junk. There's some of these websites. Oh, funny junk? What else was there?

E bombs world. E bombs world was big. one of the ones had those fucking those videos E-bom's world they were classics out there dude but I remember I was a kid and my brother just pulled a video of a guy to get hit by a car

and I peed my pants laughing which now if you're like hey watch a guy get hit by car you big no I don't see that but I die because there's something about seeing a fucking when somebody goes flying it's like something we see somebody on a blob and somebody jumps big on and they go flying up it's like funny to see

like a human body go flying in any way. It's just you're like that's crazy because you know what's going on to that guy's head. He's like, what the fuck is happening? Dude, there was fucking Eva. There was a ton of those though out there. You know what I mean? You know it's weird to me. And you never had a click if you were fucking 18. That was

the thing I liked about like that was the thing that was just easier about it. Like you never had a click. Now you click like, you go on YouTube with some of these videos that come out, you got to click like, oh, I'm an adult and nothing even happens in the fucking video. Yeah, it's never crazy. I'm like, trying to watch like a music like rat. Like I'm like, what the fuck I got to click? I'm 18 for this.

Yeah, because there's thongs and whatnot. I don't know. I'm like, especially me, it's like, dude, we already went through the phase of like, I, I, video, those, the thing is with those videos in the 2000s, you weren't even trying to see them. You couldn't avoid them. That was the thing. Like, I'm like, yeah, okay, some asshole sent me something and there's just a guy dug up to a fucking his neck and sand getting beat with hammers and shit. It's like, yeah.

Because someone sent like constantly. And like, it wasn't now like we're like, I have people send me bullshit all the time and I never even click on it. It's so much easy to ignore that stuff now. Like you couldn't ignore that shit in the tooth Like if you were on the If you were playing like Xbox or PlayStation You were always sending shit to your friends Yeah

You couldn't avoid that shit Well one thing I was like everybody goes Well people are becoming desensitized And I'm like are they actually getting desensitized Resensitized is what I think I think it's just a different thing but No no no but before people were like Oh we so the argument be we were desensitized

And we saw lots of violence on the internet And then now we're like oh okay Well that's better because we were It's better now because we're not desensitized Okay What the fuck out of here? Why is that, isn't the world a really terrible place in a lot of ways? Yeah.

And what's wrong with being aware of the situation? Yeah, absolutely. Well, they don't want that. They don't want, they don't want people know. It doesn't make you a better person. If you go, oh, when you see a dead body, that doesn't make you a better person. Cops are desensitized, and they do lots of great things. These detectives, they're like finding the murder.

They're completely desensitized to all this stuff. Yeah. That just has no effect on their morality. Like, it's like, just because you're desensitized, you don't now. I'll go, that's not a big deal. I don't see a guy get hit by a car and laugh when I'm like 12 and then go and be like, I should get hit by a car. I still understand it sucks dick to be hit by a car.

Or I still understand it sucks dick for ISIS to decapitate you. Oh my God. There was so many of those too, dude, where I'm like, I don't even want to watch the, you know. Yeah, but gladiators, it's like, they didn't have fucking phones and they were fucking like, Oh, I know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. I've always said that, though, even with, like, the news.

Like, I'm not saying, like, with the news, if there's a terrible car accident, they should show like certain things but like there's certain things on the news i'm like i always hated when they didn't show like when they clearly had the pictures and videos out there i'm like there should be a version of the news where like they're talking to you just like it's the local news and they actually show it like just because they're not showing it doesn't mean especially now when everyone's on the internet and everyone can see it if you want like yeah because i just don't see why sensitization is helpful like i don't think it's like one of those things that's like oh well now that i didn't see this i'm a better person because it's tough though too though because now

there's way more people like using like now like because it used to be like our parents or like people that didn't grow up with the computers they they didn't see all that shit so but now they know they can see it. You know what I mean? Like I think that's a big part of it where it's like like when think of how crazy like no one like now you see the craziest people on the internet honestly are older people. You know what I mean? Like and they were the ones that thought like kids were being crazy on the internet which like maybe they were. Of course they were kids that were crazy on the internet. You You know what I mean? Everyone was. But they thought it was only like people that were young and they were doing other stuff.

Now they're fucking causing revolution, whatever they're doing. You know what I mean? Everyone's like all this crazy shit. So it's like, that's a thing. This is an old guy who is this is P.OV, you're my slave, Jamal. This is a middle-aged man. This happens when old people got the internet. They were like, you guys are crazy with your TikToks and your looksmax thing.

This is what they're doing. But young people do this shit, though too. Oh, Jamal, the way you and the other slaves took. coming in my asshole after we ate pecan pie out of my wife's pussy hole was just terrible. Yeah, but young people do this shit too, though.

That's the thing. Like, old people act crazy. Like, kids in the 2000s acted crazy in their own way in the internet. Oh, yeah. Everybody's recreating jackass. Yeah, exactly. But not even that.

Like, just, like, everything about how they behave and parents, older people always, oh, whatever. Now, like, old people are crazy. Like, that guy's just trying to be funny or do whatever he's trying to do. There's people that, a crazy on the internet now that

don't know they're crazy at all which is the sign of an actual lunatic like a horny Indian guy or like a conservative mom who's like saying like it's everybody there's no it's everybody but like something about older people on like Facebook it's like insane it's like the way they believe

AI and all this shit it's like it's just a different thing now but I agree I think you should be able to do a lot more on the internet you know because then you get in trouble now where it's like how many I mean I I know it's happened to me it's happened to everyone else It's like you say something on the internet It's not even fucking offensive

And it gets thrown You know what I mean? It gets thrown out And it's like Some buzzword came up And it's like I've never had to do that It's fucking retarded

It's like And it's constant It's fucking constant It's like that should be like Policed honestly Like that shouldn't just be like Oh well AI fucked up And this video is like way worse

And it was like No it's like It's a totally different thing It's bullshit I've also just never ran into it I ran into it on TikTok But that's it And that's why I don't really use it

I have an Instagram TikTok everything, you know? Yeah, but it's like to YouTube, I mean, I've been saying, Joe Gorman one time I was talking about killing the president on this podcast, like two minutes in,

it was fine, just went out there and nothing happened. Yeah. Like, I don't, I don't think that, like, I think TikTok sucks, but like everything else, I've never read any issues. I've said lots of crazy shit,

and I never. Yeah. But I have, though, for doing, like, you know, pretending to be on drugs on the internet. I literally, I said I was pretending. Drugs they're weird about. But it's, but that,

but you see certain shit. But then you see actual people with drugs. Like, I'm seeing actual people, you know, on drugs on the camera all the time. Because how many videos do you see like Kensington in Philadelphia or a fucking mass Ave and shit? You know what I mean? Anything about Kensington?

Why is it so fucked up? I think everyone's just on fucking Trank and all that shit. Yeah. At least from the videos, those videos are kind of old, but I think it's still like that. But I don't know. It's like everywhere. I just go fucking everywhere. I mean, look at the characters we saw on the drive down here.

I mean, the fucking. No, no, no. That guy was just shirtless with gasoline. His girlfriend had a... A blanket she was gnawing on like she was a dog with a chew toy at 2 o'clock in the morning and the parking lot of a Taco Bell. Look, South or North Memphis, right? No, it wasn't Memphis.

It was Knoxville. Was it South Knoxville? North Knoxville? I forget what it was. So it's somewhere in Knoxville, Tennessee. Yeah, it's like we go, but every gas station is closed. And then one gas station just has a, like, a bank style thing where, like, they put your beers or, like, snacks.

You couldn't go in because it was close. It was closed from going in the store, so you had to order from the window. Yes. Which was in the gas station, which before we even pull up, the first thing I see before we pull up is just three fucking legends

just hanging out in the middle of the gas. Remember, like the older dudes? It would a dude with a banjo out of his backpack. I'm like, oh, these guys are fucking awesome. Oh, they're insane. Awesome. And then we roll up,

and then, like, the guy working clearly meth because, like, his face has all these scabs on it. And then he, and then these two. You might have just cut himself shaving, though. No. I'm serious. Dude, up here and on his nose. Yeah, you know when you shave your nose?

I'm serious. I did it the other day. You cut your nose? No, I got the hero. Yeah, yeah. No, that guy was on crystal meth. And then we walk up and this black kid and this white kid walk up. And the white kid, like, you know, I don't like the word wigger.

I don't know where it stands. I don't know if he was a wigger, though. He was. You think so? Oh, yeah. I like that I'm like, I don't like the word bigger. I'm like, that guy was a wigger. But I also, I don't know, like, the word sounds weird.

I don't really know the origin or enough. But it seems everybody's kind of doing it now. I have no idea. Anyways, we don't have another description. There's white guy acting super black. And not even black. Wiggering is like almost different than acting black because it's his own sect.

You know what I mean? It's like it's... Whenever this guy was on, there was a 6-2 black kid wearing a Josh Jacobs Raida's play. a tea with an afro who immediately stood like within two feet of us at whatever time was one two in the morning and he's just standing there while Michael good had the guy in the store go and get waters or whatever the fuck we're getting and he didn't say a word and the black kid in a raider

shirt which is a classic boys in the hood how many how many criminals in movies have worn raider shirts that are black like so many black it's like the ultimate like you know he didn't say anything. And right we get on the cop, you remember what you said? We were like, yeah, that's how I know I'm not racist. I was more freaked out with the white kid. That's how crazy the white kid was where it was like, damn, this kid. And they didn't say anything to us. Dude, the white kid had one of those

goatees, like a Mr. Tomlinist's goatee. It's like, no hair, and then it just comes out. Yeah, yeah, no, do not want anything to do with that guy. Dude, it looks like he has a USB coming out of his chin. And like it, like a, like a flash drive coming out of his Chen. And then he has two Benjamin Franklin, which I had once as a kid.

What did he have? Two Benjamin Franklin belts. They were two belts of Benjamin Franklin. He had a du rag on. Fuck yeah, dude. And his silence, it was such an energy thing. It was like, if I saw this guy, whatever. But they just, they're not gooping with each other. These two guys just walk up and stand next to us.

They stand kind of like looking at us, like something's going on. And then neither of them say anything to each other. They're not joking around. But we didn't say anything to each other either. fucking open our mouth at all. No. And then we fucking were like, let's get the fuck out of here. And then I get in the car and I'm like, do you want to hang out here a little longer house? I was like, it seems like a fun spot.

And then we pulled to the next place. We're in line at Taco Bell. And from across the parking lot while we're aligned, we just see fucking guy shirtless carrying gasoline with a chick who's gnawing on a blanket. And we're like, oh, right before that we saw a guy walking a goat. Yeah. And the home of original Mountain Dew, remember? Yeah, this is the home. What did he call it?

Original Mountain Dew? what did they call it? Yeah, the original Mountain Dew. Which, I don't know. I didn't know if they meant moonshine because Mountain Dew means moonshine. And then, I don't know. I just think... No, it was the soda.

Oh, maybe Mountain Dew was invented that town. It was fucking... Oh, that was a different town. That was Marion, Virginia. Yeah, yeah. And then we went to Knoxville. And then the fucking, like, dude, I can't get over the fucking us just going through the life of a guy. We're just thinking about how good it feels.

When you fucking, you bang a lot lizard, you eat her pussy, it's gross. You're high on crank, you're a trucker. And then you- Just fucking murder a one-liter amount of-ins-ditch. Yes, dude. Not even a 20-ounce of one-liter. Dude. Rip it, dude. Your mouth, you're like, yeah, I definitely got AIDS.

I definitely just got AIDS. And then you get that little sugary taste on your lips, and you're like, that's, okay, that's a little bit of solace in this dark world I live in. Did you drink a lot of undo back in the day? No, I would drink mellow yellow, which is like the same thing. Yeah, I never drank my... I drank, I never liked it. I didn't like it.

I got in big, I was a big Sprite guy, and then... Sprite was bomb. It's so funny that Sprite is black people and children. Kids love Sprite, but, like, no adult really likes Sprite. Irish who liked it, the Irish girl. Yeah, yeah, I had a Sprite recently where... I forget where the fuck I was. I was like, fuck it, I'll have a soda, and it was so good.

Yeah, yeah, but it... I don't know if it was a sciop to get it out of the white community, but like Sprite. I know enough white people. I know some white households that still drink Sprite. Right, but it just got marketed very bad. Oh, yeah. Sprite remix and fucking, you know, they had LeBron and.

Yeah. Was it Sprite remix? Well, Code Red though. Well, no, that was that was Mountain Dew. But Sprite, yeah, Sprite definitely had some like urban-ass flavors. They definitely had a department where they focused on certain. Yeah, yeah, who's true. Well, and then it became.

What was the other one? It was Sprite remix. there was another one mad black people used to drink. There was another one other than Sprite Remix. But Sprite Remix was like the famous. It sucked. It was like purple. Oh, you're talking about fucking Fanta. No, it was Sprite.

I know, yeah, grape Fanta is, you know, that's like 0.001% of it. It also really slaps with Black Barbecue. You met that one to a Black Barbecue place. And like, we got a grape sodas and we're like, this is how you do this shit. We fucking start smoking blunts. It was a good ice time.

but, dude, what was it? I mean, I got in trouble when I was a kid because energy drinks were, like, how you did drugs as a kid. Because your brain is like... Yeah, it had no lasting effect on you whatsoever. I haven't seen you drink and energy drinking years, dude. I drank eight of them yesterday. That's crazy. You had eight?

No, not eight. I think it's probably five Celsius. Right, that's crazy. I was like, I was just a rhyme though. It was like, we got to drive 13 hours. We've got to make this happen. Yeah. And then fucking, dude, the, like, when you were a kid, we would be like, you couldn't do drugs.

That's how we knew we were going to do drugs because we would spin around in circles because it makes you feel dizzy and then just drink a bunch of energy drinks and you're like, I just want to feel different. And that was, I mean, I got in trouble for bringing energy drinks on a fucking school field trip

and the fucking football coach yelled at me like a fucking bitch. Did he take them? Yeah, he took everybody. He was like, who bought him, Michael? Because it was like third street. What was it, Red Bull? No, they were like Volt or something.

And then I remember like, everybody in the football team apologized. It's one of the biggest regrets my whole life. Everybody in the football team apologize this guy and go, guys, I'm not going to apologize to a grown man for drinking energy drinks. Eventually, I was the last kid in the full thing that I apologized. And I apologize

to this guy, Coach Sukup, who shaves his legs. And I was like, I remember being a kid and be like, this is so lame. What was his name, this guy? Coach Sukup. Sukup? Scott Sukup. Shut out, Scott. I'm glad you took the fucking energy drinks in this little

drink. He obviously wasn't cut out to play football since he made his entire fucking team apologize for something. He did with a total lack of accountability. And I know that he was also bad in the locker. That's terrible for the locker room. So I support the football coach in this one. Don't need to hear the rest of this story.

But go ahead. Yeah. Well, fuck that guy. I mean, he's fine. But it was like one of those things too where I was like, dude,

I remember one time I got yelled that in football. And this dude's like, do you want to be here? And I was like, no. I was like, I joined the eighth grade football team or six through eighth grade so I could get pussy. I literally was like, this is my whole mindset.

I was like, women don't watch sports. So like, they'll just see me in my fucking jersey on Friday and I'll get pussy. And it worked out perfectly because girls don't watch sports. They don't care who's fucking the starting player. They don't give a fuck. You know who gets pussy, the guy sells fucking weed in the bleachers. Yeah, yeah. While you're on the field working your ass off.

You're fucking. And all my friends that played football, most of them came back to me and they were like, that was such a waste of my time to be. doing sports in high school. Yeah. Like, it's a good way to stay fit, but like, if you went to, don't get me wrong, a couple of them played. Some people, it's good, though.

For some people, it's good. But for a lot, there's not. I played one year. I played my freshman year, and I fucking sucked. I was like, I just signed up for it and I was just like, I'm not going to quit, you know what I mean? But I got my ass kicked. I, like, wasn't tough to, like, play football like that.

You know what I mean? I'm like fucking hated it. I was so bad at it. It was so weird because, like, I was like, a tough kid in a lot of ways, but people started. There was something when I started football. grade, I'm on fucking amphetamines. So it's like, which sounds good, but you're just nervous.

Your brain's going to all this crazy place. And you walk in, they're like, yeah, you're about Charles. Dude, he got fucking wrecked, dude. Because when six to eighth graders, it's like, puberty is fucking, it's hitting you. So like, my good friend Jake, his brother Ben was on the team. And they're like, bro, you never want to go to his Ben during hitting drills. He's fucking people up. So I would switch in line with people.

I would be like, hey, bro, like, I'll buy you like a fucking. lunch tomorrow. If you switch, I'd be watched up the line and be like a nerdy Indian kid and I'd be like, all right, that's who I'm gonna do tackling drills with.

And every one time, I fucking tackle this Indian guy. And, uh, the coaches looks at me, goes, yeah, great.

Yeah, real good tackle. Yeah, maybe tried against somebody else besides Sandim. He's like, yeah, yeah,

I would you, maybe go against somebody who's like, actually a fucking athlete. And, uh, it's a private school, so we got to put everyone in the team.

And all these guys, dude, there'd always be like an Indian kid with like goggles. Yeah. You'd have like goggles on because for some reason I don't know what it is, but look, a lot of people get glass in their life,

but Indian kids get them when they're like nine. Glasses? There's always an indie kid with glasses and he's nine. He's smart. I don't know why smart people's eyes are fucked up, but why do all smart people have glasses? It does seem to be a correlation in that. Yeah, you're smart and your eyes don't work.

I don't know why that's a thing. Yeah, there does seem to be a correlation. of that. What is that? So what? You were only tackling him because he was the worst player on the team? Yeah, I paid somebody lunch money. I was like, I'll buy your fucking lunch tomorrow. If you let me go against him instead of fucking Ben, who's fucking

an eighth grade, but it's like giant who's gonna wreck my shit. My friend Johnny wrecked my shit one time. One of my best friends... Pause, bro! What's up? You wrecked my shit, dude. Locker room, fucking yeah, come on, come on. Soaped it up, juice my anus. Come on. Why do you got a podcast

like Charlemagne? Can't get a little gay? That's the ultimate goal. The ultimate goal is to be, to react to everything gay naturally as a hood black dude does. That's like the way, that's like what you got to work towards in life. You got to react like anything in the slightest, you got to react. I will tell you this, if I go on Charlemagne, I would have so much fun. Just, I'm not even gay, but just describing deep gay sex. Just lying and be like, there's, Charlemagne, there's a second where you put.

I'm sure there's people you could do that will react. In that way that is not Charlamagne. I know. If I ever get on breakfast club, I'm going to be like, you got to understand, when the tip of your wieners in a man's ass, when he's breathing down your neck, dude, just watch his brain explode.

He couldn't handle it. Because most people go on there, he'd be like, yo, you'll pause, pause. And I'd be like, no, the microphones are on, and they're staying on. And then you go a little deeper, and then you feel the hair on his chest. Yeah, come on.

Yeah, this is crazy. This is crazy. Yeah, now you're dead. That's crazy. Could I just do this Charlotte's experience with you? But isn't it on the radio though? Yeah, yeah. But so when people act crazy on there, because I don't really watch that much, when people

act crazy, it just goes what, to the podcast? So they cut it must be on delay. If it's on the radio, it has to be on the way. Nobody goes crazy on Charlemagne. It's so far. No, they do. Who? Remember what was it Birdman who went in there?

He was like trying to fight him and something like that. Like, that's how they've had crazy shit happening. That's sick. Because it was, but he's the black Joe Rogan. So nobody wants to stand up to it. some respect on my name. Yeah, he's a black jeroggin, so nobody wants to stand up to him much.

You don't think so? I don't watch. I'll listen to it. And this is why I said the last episode was about Rogan. Nothing wrong with Rogan. The problem is every comedian that goes on is so nervous,

they'll just talk about whatever he wants to talk about. And as a podcast, so you just want to keep it going, so you should keep going. But like, why doesn't one comedian go on Rogan and say, yeah, I don't give a fuck about that, like, that's not even mean.

Just be like, hey, it's not something I'm like into. So, like, you know, anyways, last week, Why, do people not? Does he get fucking idiots who don't know about it talking about it? I don't know anything about it. But like, I think every comment... No, but does he get people on there?

Like, do a lot of people go on there and talk about it when they have no idea with the talk? Yes. Yeah, Mark Zuckerberg talking about how... He's a nerd. I mean, he's at least trying to like it, though. Like, he at least goes to the... He was at those fights. Yeah, but he doesn't give a fuck, dude.

He's a nerd. The last thing he wants to see is he wants... You think he wants to be reminded of the time he got socked in high school in the face? Mark Zuckerberg is faking a whole thing where he's like, I do bow hunting because he's trying to relate to the guy. Yeah, I think he's a bit like that, but he's a billionaire. Why is he trying to impress fucking Rogan? For comedians, though, don't you think there's a bunch of comedians?

Well, what the fuck someone who has $20 trying to impress it for? Are they trying to impress them by talk? Are you talking about people that just like regular comedians who don't know about it? They go on there and just talk about it because he's such a popular comedian. Yes, and it's like, that's, and that's the fault. They don't have to do that. That's not Rogan's ball, is what I'm saying. I'm saying it's those fucking people.

And, you know, now that I'm... I'm sure somebody's told him, hey, I don't fucking know about boxing of the UFC or whatever and then talked about something else. He has to be, he does that show every day. It has to be one person that. I'm sure, yeah, yeah. But I think comedians, they go in with such a pussyish mentality. And I am a hypocrite because I basically look Tony Hinch-Klaz-Affles-Athole when I did this show.

But also, I got to... You couldn't even pronounce asshole because you're still nervous about it right now. I never licked with my warm, wet tongue. I know that. Into his... That's still illegal down here. Yeah, yeah, we're in Tennessee.

That should be illegal, but we're looking in buttles. That'd be somebody going up to that cop down here and be like, I know the laws are a little different than New York City. I know it's probably not cool for me to butt-fuck a guy, but if I tenderly suck on his nipples, where are you arrested?

No, now you're making it. on, dude. You gotta stop. Enough. So, we're gonna put a guy in front of you and you're gonna lick the sweat off his ass crack. It's, I mean, I mean, we're talking.

And Mark Zuckerberg's done this. You're saying that's pretty much how. Yeah, he dresses like, fucking, he's like, yeah, dude. Like, I fucking. He definitely changed. He changes around every time there's a, uh, a fucking election. Like something crazy political is going on. He always is doing that.

Which I guess you kind of have to when you, own what the fuck that guy does. Why? I don't know. Yeah, I guess you're right. Yeah, why do you? Dude, tell you what, you smoke... They're making a new show about them, aren't they?

Probably, but you smoke pot and you sit in a fucking tube on the river, and everything's going to be fucking fine. I, dude, I could be... I could be in an Andrew Tate-style position where they're like, we're arresting you on 900 counts of being a piece of shit. And then I would go, I want to smoke some pot and sit in a tube. Because it's like, nothing seems to matter. for that. Next thing you know, Andrew Tate's talking

thinking of fun prison ideas. He's thinking, you know what, I could start my own prison alpha male retreat. Like, it's like he's gonna... Yeah, you think he's gonna be like a prison influence now? I don't know. He also, people aren't gonna fuck with him in prison because he's a kicker. So I don't even know what prison is for that guy. He's a kicker? Yeah, he's very good at kicking.

He's a fighter. Oh, okay. Yeah, so it's like, that guy in prison would just be kicking guys' dicks off. So I don't really know the, like, uh, how bad prison would be for him besides the fact that he can't, uh, be the center of retention. That would be tough for it. That's got to be tough for those guys.

Yeah, but I also think, like, immediately, like, that guy's going to be having fun in prison because he's like, it's just a smaller crowd. No, we ain't having fun in there? I think nobody's raping and or Tate. Because he's not saying that, but I don't know if they're going to be having fun. If he's locked up there with his brother, dude, he's going to

be having a great time. What if they separate them? It's like, when they make your friend, they probably are going to separate them because usually when you, they probably, I mean, at least in America, Because aren't they both being charged together or whatever? Yeah, yeah. In America, if that's happening, usually they always split the people up.

Ah, it's true, yeah. I don't know what the fuck it is over there. I mean. Yeah, where'd they get arrested, like Turkey or something? I thought it was the UK. Yeah. Yeah, that's a... Is it the UK just arresting everybody right now?

I just don't want to keep bending over for that. That's what I've heard. I don't know if it's true, but it's a... Why do you guys say boss? What's the gayest thing you've done, Ryan? Gayest thing I've done, other than this podcast, I do the same thing if I have like Lawrence Reese in the podcast

Which has been That's what I just told you I'm working towards becoming the attitude An old black dude has towards gay stuff Yeah Yeah I used to be like you I was like fucked up

And joking about that stuff And I realized I need to carry myself A bit different Yeah Because I was going down a terrible road A bad path Of having fun with gay jokes The most fun thing on the planet

They have you think they're probably up there right it feels like bounce on a trampoline in your brain dude it's fucking awesome I think that like nothing brings me more joy than gay jokes and I don't quite get why but I am still from the attitude that if somebody gets uncomfortable with gay jokes it makes you look at it yeah yeah well what it makes you look home uh that you are gay yeah yeah definitely definitely that's why it's fun like

like when you see somebody defending it like that you're like oh this guy's going to the wall dude you got fucking what but there also is like our crazy, like people do genuinely feel like that though, that I don't always, but they all know that when you, you could just say that to them, be like, maybe like that because you're gay and it just makes everything a billion dollars. Because you can't, I mean, I've always said, you could always have the last word with it. Yes, I've always said, uh, you call somebody gay or racist, they can't win the argument because then they start, yeah, yeah, yeah, they start being like, I vote to grow as week. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, or like, I have a black friend. It's like,

there's no winning. Yeah. The funniest one was fucking, uh, what's his name was on Theo Vons? Uh, fucking, uh, uh, Kevin, uh, Kevin, Kevin. Gates. Oh, he's awesome. He is awesome, but it's real. I mean, he started a car with his car. God is really shining. Because it really sharp.

We got to start with him. Would you say he started his car? Yeah, he claims he started his car with the power of God. And he said, he's like, I swear on my fucking first daughter's life, God, you could take my first daughter. I started a car with my bare hands. Like, he had the electrical power in his body to start a car. But then he went, which is awesome.

I love Kevin Gates. I mean, he admits to drinking a woman's piss. He's fun. But he was on, fuck it. Do you think he drank somebody's piss? He drank almost piss, yeah, yeah, yeah. He also started that car with the power of God. Do you think...

I felt when you said that, it sounded like you were mocking him saying that. I was. I think it was a retarded thing to say. But you don't believe... So you believe that he drank a woman's piss, but you don't believe that he started the car with the power of God. Yeah, because one of them seems like a vulnerable thing versus something that you're bragging about.

So why would you say a vulnerable thing? You don't think it was vulnerable to tell one of the most famous podcasts is in the world that God came and gave him electrical power on a major platform? I guess, dude. I guess. But my point with him is he was talking about prison.

And then, like, Theo Vaughn's like, man, you got them brothers up in there, looming their dicks up, ready for fun. And then, Kevin Gates is like, yeah, I don't laugh at that shit. Because if you grin, you're in. You're like, oh, so if I grin, when somebody's talking about

fucking pipe in somebody's poop portal. I'm supposed to like not like fucking. I'm supposed to like if I grin at me. You got to keep a straight face. Dude, you got to do a straight face and just start doing push. Yeah. Yeah, just start doing pushups in the interview. I'm not gay.

Well, that's the funny thing too because like, you know what I don't grin at? pornography I'm attracted to. That's how I know I'm 100% not gay because I've seen gay porn and I die laughing. I've never looked at something hot and gone. hilarious. Look at Riley Reed with her pussy spread out. I go oh my, it's funny that porn is so unfunny

if you're into it. Like if you're into it, you're like, it's the least funny thing ever. So Kevin Gates not laughing at that makes me think he's into it because that's just the only association I have. I see something hot. I've never been like oh my God, this is so hot. I'm laughing. I go, you turn,

your brain turns to the most serious guy ever when you're seeing some hot and you're like, you got that fucking like different vibe dude. I've actually, I've been weirdly not horned recently. Part of it's the monogamy thing. I'm in a monogamous relationship for a month and a half. Which is a hilarious thing to explain.

But it's, I don't know, I've been like less, really been less horny. I don't know. I'm just not like fucking, maybe it's the fact that we're getting pulled over by cops and driving 13 hours. And there's no women around us besides just truck stop fucking lotless.

that you just see and you're like, oh, yeah, you're just fucking sucking truckers out. What was the rule? If, you know, this is a lot lizard inside baseball. If she's got fucking teeth, if she's got all her teeth, that's a cop, it's not a lot lizard. A lot lizards are missing teeth. I'm going to go ahead and say this. You see any kind of lizard to open their mouth. Do you see a teeth in there?

Probably not a real lizard. That lizard, your brother's iguana. think is legitimate. Actually, Guana's have teeth. But, you know, you look at a gecko, that thing doesn't have any fucking teeth. We saw a gecko today, too. Yeah, there's a little gecko by the river. We started fucking Dawson's creaking it,

just fucking skipping rocks, talking about how we got to get out of this town. What did the guy say? What did the guy say? If it doesn't have teeth, it makes for a smooth rock. Yeah, yeah. Dude. That's what I'm saying. Reddit

still has a little old, like, old. internet. Like, I like Reddit. It's still... Reddit... Reddit... I mean, I know Reddit's been around for a while, but, like, I didn't start using Reddit until the last, like, few months, honestly. Like, you know what I mean? Like... And I go on there and, like, granted, like, there's

some post that I rolled, like, they're 15 years old, but there's people on there that literally, like, behave the way they did on the internet, like, fucking... Let's peep into R-Meth, dude. Our Meth is incredible, dude. It's just METS. It's the best site to read when you're just bored. Oh, yeah.

Because they have good stories. like when people confess shit and like it's a good website. Well the best part of... How did these shades run you? No, those are $10. Uh, Armeth, here we go. These are gonna be fucking great.

Yeah, I can continue. Let's see what's going on here. Continue. I'm the only one who made DeBong out of a kid's cup, so everyone absolutely dick riding. I bought it at Goodwill. I own have no kids here.

Go some pigs broke. Dirty dinky mice. Just some guy with a socks at. and uh white socks hat yeah definitely a honky hand tattoo and a fucking uh oh my god this guy's what's he talking about dude he's just posing like a gang bang up sagging this white kid with long hair what's he what's he posting oh he's the one who made the bong out of the yeah i used to post you quite a lot i'm three years sober today oh my god every scott's guy a fagg good uh do you like meth user all right let's do you let's go on here

outside what the fuck I might be in meth but this is real are you seeing this? What is it? Looks like some sort of Batmobile there's just a tank outside this meth heads house he's a freak in the fuck out

Wait there really is a tank though right? Yeah yeah there is a thing 14 grams of meth just landed gonna be a good morning This guy just got a handful of fucking Let me see it That actually looks like good dude How much?

I mean I don't know bro We should fucking smoke meth That looks like a good ass time Oh my god, this one's so good This guy's clearly under an overpass P-O-B So you're looking at basically like a guy's legs And then like that top

Like you know when you're The overpasses have like a little underpasses Right? Whatever it is. Yeah, that guy's under like a highway bridge Under highway bridge He's in the top part of the hill Just looking down at cars go by

Clearly cranked out of the skull He goes relapsing with a very mean Crackhead under a bridge Oh, so he's with another one? Yeah, he's like, this guy next to him, he sucks. Is he in the picture of the other guy? No, no, no, but he's just like, you know, it's so funny, he had to hide this message from the crackhead.

So we took the picture of him under the bridge. He's like, yeah, we're going to take a fun little picture of this. And he's like, this guy is so mean to me, dude. He's like totally not a real. This is another, not much, but the best I've ever had. Day four, no sleep, trying to see my limit. What does he look like? This guy is just fucking.

having a good time. Go on the comments of that. What's on his wall? It's pretty regular. It's probably like his mom's house. Yeah. I mean, yeah, our math are always in their mom's house. Play stupid games,

but it's spreads. It's not fun losing your mind and harrowing. Sleep deprivation is documented. Nine days. It's one of time. It's powerful enough to break some people. Other than sleep deprivation, don't violate other human rights.

Treat them nice. Don't gaslight them. Okay. So now people are arguing about being mean to this guy. All right. I mean, come on. on. Could my girlfriend tell if I take

meth just before we had sex? Let's do what this is. Would my girlfriend notice if I take a line of meth before we have sex the first time? The first time. So he's the first time he's having to sex as a girlfriend. He's like, let me do some crank. Would it make the sex better

and let me perform better longer? What would the side of XB? If you take a small amount, then no. But if you get generally twacked and start fucking your girl nonstop, she's going to be suspicious that something's up. She'll also tell you that you're sweating like an animal. The sweat smelled like some sort of chemicals.

I'm speaking from experience here. Is the girl you're fucking smoking meth? She might be very no. But if she's sober girl, then she shall say what my girl said, LOL. Absolutely on point. But he also doesn't know, though. What if his girlfriend's just a moron?

You know what I mean? Yeah. Fucking nailed it to a T, bro. Is that what he said? Yeah. Okay, so he obviously did it. I like that, you know, meth heads are building bongs now. That's what I mean.

That's why Reddit's the best, like, of these websites. Like, this is what you get. Like, if you brag about being on meth on Instagram, like, they're going to, you brag about pretending to be on meth on Instagram, they throw your shit away. Whereas these guys are building meth bongs. I like that you smoke meth and then you turn into an eighth grade creative who's making a bong. Yeah. This person goes, made my first bonn.

this sheet cool and it is a kid's sippy cup so we know what's going on in that household with some sort of thing and a fucking same guy same guy I can't be him

oh yeah it is damn this kid is loving man damn it's a kid with the white socks yeah never burning my bowl again dabbled with ice a few weeks ago for the first time after looking at picks in my eyes it truly feels like it's taking a soul for me it's awful let me see you I thought it if she's hot

it'd be one and done. Here's to hating how look it'd feel. Yeah, but look at her up. I mean, I don't know. She looks normal. Yeah, but you can't tell it what she sees, though. Meth.

She sees that regret. She's getting hooked. Wait, meffing around a little. My ex wants wanted that to put that on coffee mug. I thought it was funny. Oh, that is pretty good. Oh, this is clearly a prison meth picture

because this guy's got a fucking cinder block wall behind him. My plug has been using these bags. It is, who's that dog? You've seen that guy? Oh, that's, wait, zoom in on it? It's, um, that's, uh, brother beer from Berenstein beers. It's the beer.

Oh, my God, he's fucking getting crank with that. Hey, Mommy, Daddy. Berenstine Bears. Look, I made a heart with my stimulants. Yeah, there's, there's, there's, and the thing is, is like, that thing will, you'll, you'll, you could scroll on that on Reddit for the next seven hours if you wanted to. Like, and you'd only be back, like, 13 days. That's the beauty of Reddit.

Like, Reddit has the most crazy shit on it right now. Oh, this is awesome. This guy goes, chill Friday night. Hope everyone's having a good day. It's him with a meth pipe in front of the Mac Miller music video. Man, they are making all kinds of stuff, bro.

This guy's got a fucking jar coming out of it. Osh Gong's newest prototype. Long time to see, I have one or something. Okay, I don't want to hear about the clean guys. So do but packed glass four to win. this shit makes me compulsive scroll porn all day what's with some dealers what I have to do for it

okay let's see this what's up with my luck in dealers and take forever or don't even answer for days anyone yeah it's because he's a meth dealer my last guy just left the state so I've been going to a local hotbed finding a good local plug as hard as fuck

not typical but when it happens it was always a weed man that did the most lull my other people very rarely don't come through the same day. If they can't swim... Yeah, it's because this guy's smoking meth. Make you try darknip. I have over 20 dealers,

numbers two through four, each focusing on a specific drug offering extremely high quality. That's the thing, though. I feel like meth is one of those drugs because I feel like growing up, I didn't see meth a lot. Like when I, when people told me they did meth,

it was always like on accident in Las Vegas or something. Like, it wasn't like... It wasn't like... Now I'm sure it's... I know it's kind of around probably a little bit, but when you come out here, it's like obvious it's around with, like, the people that are fucked up,

they're different than drug addicts in the sense of like... Fent bigger north, I think meth bigger south. But does meth have the fent and all that shit in it? I don't think so. I mean, apparently it's a great combo, but...

I'm sure those who try it, love it, if I had a guess. This one's good. Why does my freaking vagina smell so weird? I like this, she's not even say fucking. She's like on meth, and she's like, well, I don't want to be... I don't want to be crass talking about... Maybe she talks like that.

She's like, I don't be crass talking about my... She's not a crass person. My meth pussy. She's not a crass pump. I did Ivy Meth for a few days. I didn't have sex with anyone. Imagine a dog. The dog getting the treat out of that, dude.

Oh, the meth pussy. But like normal smell, the vagina gets after, like, sweating and stuff. Yeah, that's not what vagina's smell. Like, they smell gross. My general smell is also different. I can't smell. This woman's just doing meth and fingering herself and smelling it. Bro, what you guy pussy stanking up?

I have experienced this on my just recent stash, and I think it's the body push. I think you're on the worst drug imaginable. And out of body, my theory is the more nasty stuff it's cut with. Okay, so ladies, I think this is it. Look, I told my listeners, like, I'm going to put more effort in the podcast. That clearly didn't happen today because I was like, let's get a fun episode out. Let's do something different.

Our meth is going to be a cornerstone of Morning Good podcast. I'm going to find the best our meths, and we're going to be talking about. it with a guest. Let's see. I'm sure half of them are probably, you know, on mess. Probably. Quick reminder for anyone who has pets at home. Okay. Hey, guys, just wanted to share a quick heads up for anyone who has pets around.

Our pets have tiny bodies and their nervous system just cannot handle this stuff at all. They're right. They're right. Even eating a tiny crumb off the floor and hangings. Dude. Yeah, obviously your dog can't be on meth. If your dog gets mad, if you're on meth, you shouldn't have animals. I'll say that right now.

No, but how am I going to quit this time? That guy should be arrested. That fucking guys to get arrested. Hey, I'm a quitter. Okay. This is so funny that you're sober. You're like, let me go to R-Meth. Is this any good?

Okay, it's just a little meth. Been tweaking all night, do I look good enough to work? Is the weird world that thought me anything at all? Is that I'd remember surrounded by a gable of meth goblins? A very PSA for your times. I need to pee. We're probably a rapid option. About, finish my two-week binge.

first time doing it, I'm fucked. It's the same guy. This one guy is just having fucking a meth time of his life. Yeah, click on his account. It's probably everything. It's just meth and stuff. Yeah, and this looks like it's from see what else

he's, see where else? See, let's check it. I'm gonna peek, keep looking through it. All right, I'm gonna. See, this is the problem with Michael got over here. It's absolute fucking insanity. All right. I can't see his shit.

What am I going to talk about? Tony Romo, DUI today. Tony Romo got a DUI. Where was he in fucking Wisconsin somewhere? Or he pled guilty. I don't know, OWI. What else is going on? The Red Sox won again tonight.

They've won 18 out of the last 19 now. Still don't believe in them. I don't believe in the Boston Red Sox at all. We got NFL training camp starting for what? Most teams, I believe, on Saturday. Tomorrow. Yeah, I think tomorrow, the 25th. What's going on, New England Patriots?

I guess the big thing with them is they'll be a contract discussion with Christian Gonzalez. NBA, LeBron James today went to the Philadelphia 76s. I think it's pretty lame. LeBron went to the sixes, just in the sense. What team are people going to think of LeBron James with? He started his career

in Cleveland. He played in Cleveland twice. Obviously went to Miami where he won his first. Then he played, I think, the most games with the Lakers. Now he's going to be with the 76s. When you think of LeBron James in like 20 years, the way you think of, I don't know, Wilts Chamberlain who played with multiple teams, he always is 76 or a Laker, I'd say more people

probably think of them with the Lakers. I like that you just turn this to a totally different part. I mean, I didn't feel like looking at Reddit meth no more after trying to look at this thing. But those are the recent sports news going on right now. Yeah, I can't find our meth again. But anyways, we're a fucking way, dude, we did an hour and 24 minutes. Thank you for listening. I have no idea how this turned out.

I was just like the Spears Experimental. Let me get stoned out of my gourd. And love you guys for listening. listening. It's a road podcast, so we got to fucking try different shit at an undisclosed location. And morning goods is going to keep coming out. It used to be a Sunday thing. Now it's like a Monday Tuesday thing. You know, buy the

paywall. Tell them to buy the fucking thing. There's no paywall. The, kill Tony. Oh, yeah. Oh, shit. Okay. Okay. So, if you want to see me... Support your boy, Michael Good. He's over here talking about all this disgusting stuff, you know? So if you want to kill Tony will not be on YouTube or Netflix, my episode at Mass Square Garden,

my episode of Massacre Garden. It is your episode. It's the Michael Good episode of Kill Tony. It's like 15 bucks, I think, to watch. I don't know what Nightim on yet. You could buy both, or you could buy one. They reached out. They didn't tell me which Nightim on yet.

It's still up in the air. I'm still on the show. So you go to Kill Tony. Live, and then you can watch it. It's also just a good, Ander Dice Clay will probably perform. There's going to be big names. It'll be a fun episode.

And I probably probably, I promise you, this is not coming from Tony because he's never talked to me besides when I met him at the bar after the show. So this is just me being like, hey, if you want to see it. No, this is me telling you to buy it. I'm saying it right now. I'm saying it right now. Support Michael Good on Netflix and let those motherfuckers know in the chat you supported Michael Good and everyone else on the show is gay. That's what you got to do.

Morning Good needs to be, what needs to do, we're talking about this when you're saying inside Israel, power's like, what you need to do is find a way to keep getting on the show. but go rogue against the administration. That's what you got to do. Right. That's what you got to do. Now, I will say this. There's a possibility Trump is on panel,

and I have had these hilarious nightmare fantasies. I don't think he's going to do that. I don't think so, but I have these random fantasies of me, like, joking at Trump. And the next thing you know, I walk outside of the building, and then I'm just like fucking... Never seen again? I'm just getting waterboarded just for, like, one little comment I made at Trump.

Because, again, I don't like Trump. So it would be, like, weird to be on panel with them, and then just be like, yeah, but you might not like fucking Rihanna or whoever else he has. I don't know who else is going to have. You know what I mean?

This is true. So it's like, it might be something you know, like. We'll figure out. Thank you for listening. And, yeah,

I don't know. I just thought, let's see if I get fucking baked and I don't think it improved anything, but I had fun. Yeah. It's Ryan O'Toole. ITS.

Ryan O'Toole, follow me. I put all my shit on there, bitch. All right.