Morning Good - People Are Gonna Love This - Episode 134

Episode Date: November 20, 2022

Joe Mahoney and Jess Levin return to the show for today's episode. They talk about Romeo and Juliet laws, the whole Kanye West thing, and the best white guys that act like Black guys.Thanks to Joe Mahoney and Jess Levin for coming back on the show. Check them out on previous episodes and click their links below for more info.Jess is on Instagram @jlevcomedy and you can find her in New York at  @fowlmouthcomedybk and @toughlovecomedy. Joe is on Instagram as well  @joemahoneycomedy.  As always, find Michael Good on Instagram @michael_good1125 and on Twitter @agoodmichaelThis podcast was produced by Paxton Fleming, you can find him on Instagram @yaboypax 

Thanks for the F Shack. Love Dirty Mike and the Boys. Hey, are you dirty Mike and the boys? How you know who we are? What's this? They called the podcast? Morning. I love that.

Yeah, it's me with the boner on the front. Welcome to Morning. All right. We're here with Joe Mahoney. What's up? And Jess Levin? Hello. All right, sweet.

That's the name we're... Jessica. Why is everyone so confused about this? I get back. You just... I changed like one time. I change one time. Every time it's like Just 11, Jessica.

What do you? It's like an uncomfortable conversation. It's like, dude, it's Jessica Levin or Jess 11, whatever worse. Okay. You don't have a Jessica energy. I have a Jessica energy. Why? You know what?

That's so feminine. Yeah, I know. And you know what? I am over this non, I'm not feminine thing. You're non-binary. I'm not non-binary. I'm not. I have long hair.

I have long hair. I do immediately. I am very much. If somebody has short hair, I'm just, you guys are just pussy's. You're not. problem and you can't take strong I am straight. How is that possible?

How is what possible? How is the fact that Mahoney's coming out fast? Yeah, you are. I'm going to get ahead of it. Trying to get ahead of the eight ball. I know it's going to come out of you soon. No, I don't know, like,

I had the conversation yesterday. This is like a topic that's going off, so I'm a little sensitive about it. Yeah. But I, you know, I like dudes. I just don't, I guess I guess I because I hang out out with you idiots. That it's like, I constantly am talking

in this tone. Yeah, yeah. But I know what, I, I know how to flirt. I just, you know, I just don't show that side of me

with to you guys. Show us. You don't respect it. Yeah, yeah. Well, it's also, it's like, I also get where you're coming from where it's like,

you act differently around different people. Yeah. So it's like around us, you're going to act completely different than a dude you're trying to have sex with. Right. Yeah.

I, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So then. I don't know. I don't believe that. I tone it down a bit, but I still in me,

you know? Yeah. But I realize now I don't date. I've never dated. I just had one into a podcast. I don't, I've never dated before. So I don't know. I don't get like, oh, be yourself.

And it's like, that's not true at all. Because when you're like, everyone's like, be yourself. And it's like, bullshit. If we really are ourselves, then everyone's a pussy. They all wear masks. All the normies out there. Agreed. So dating and normie is hard.

So they're covering themselves. Yeah, they are. They're just like, oh, no. It's like, why do we have to, like, just be who we're going to be? Like, what's, it's a way. time. Yeah, but I also think like when your career takes off, which it will, because you're very fucking talented, you will,

I guarantee you have dudes that see you from the internet and see the authentic you and say I'm attracted to that. That's nice of you to say. I think it's true. Are you over the aggressor? Because you're a woman, and the women aren't usually initiators, but I could see you like... No, I'm not... I like

the dude to like come to me, but that's why it's difficult because, you know, your pussies. Especially nowadays, right? Yeah, that's what I'm saying. It's really difficult now. because now they're like, ugh, it's like, because I like,

I mean, last time I kissed a dude, he, like pulled, like he grabbed me and he gave me a wet one and that was cool. Now it's like,

I just want to get raped. Well, yeah, kind of. No, see, there's no, there's no,

there's levels of shit. Everyone's like, oh, it's like, it's like, it's unbelievable. Right, yeah, it's,

there's levels of shit. Yeah, exactly. Show us some respect to real rapists out there. Right. Yeah. You know what you mean?

It's kind of true. So it's just like, you know, like I have a joke. Like the Me Too movement cock blacked Me Too. It did. Yeah, that's funny. Because it's just like you can't like, you can't just be romantic anymore without being like, are you okay? Are you okay if I put my hand on your leg and then I go up your leg? You got to read it like a novel.

Give the bit with the Dominican like spanking you, right? I've never been with the Dominican. No, I had a half Venezuel and half Italian guy. Okay. Moroccan. The buff guy from Buffalo. See, that's why I'm happy. I've been in a relationship

for the whole Me Too movement. I'm like, I can't even imagine. Yeah. It seems challenging. It would be. Like, Mahoney, how do you get your 14-year-old? Yeah. Slow down.

Yeah, how do you get them to keep their mouth shit, Mooney? Exactly. How do you do it, Monon? Listen, respect pedophilia. That's just like rape. There's levels. Okay. That is, I do agree with that.

Wait, no, no, no. Levels of what? Like, so wait, if you're 16. No. No, okay. So if you're like, if you're an 18 year old kid and you're with the 17th year old,

that's just whatever, high school puppy love, right? And then if you're 18 and you're with like 16, what's that? I think that's Epstein. That's Epstein. I don't know. The Epstein wasn't 18.

Yeah, it would be so funny if we find out this whole time he was just like 17 years. 18 year old kid? I guess he was that bad. Yeah, I don't really know.

I mean, what's Romeo and Julia or like 16, 14? Okay, that's puppy love. Okay. There's also, there's something called the Romeo and Juliet at like law. It's like if the guy's a certain age, like, it has to like match. But apparently that was a scene. I always saw a clip of the internet. One of the Transformers movies, like, I guess Mark Wahlberg's

like daughter's like a child and some like older dudes dating her. And he's like, yo, you can't date my dad. I can't do Mark Wahlberg. Yeah. But, uh, and he's like, look it up. It's the Romeo with Juliet law. And I'm like, that's a weird plot point. That is so weird. Wait, why did they have that in the story? I only saw that clip and somebody was like, what the fuck is this about? And I'm like, oh, I've never even. Because if you're 15, the girl can be 15. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Okay.

So wait. How old was Mark Wahlberg's dude? I only saw like a clip of it. Dude, now I got to look into this. I hate, I never watched that shit, but you're telling you're telling there's a plot point.

I forget the sh- Pass me my laptop. I'm gonna, I need to have this to, look at that backpack right there. Wait, I have my phone right here. You want to look it up?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. This is my work laptop. Definitely put that away. I'm not using that. Actually, look up Nambla. Um, um,

or Nimbla, is it Nambla? I don't know if you should look up, consent laws on your phone. I don't care. I'm a chick. I can get away with shit. That is so... Do you feel... Because me, I'm like... Like, I could go to a park, and I can look at little

children play and smile. And so I'd be like, oh, that's cute. But if you went to a park and smile... Oh, I'd be fucked. Just put it to his way. You'd be fucked. You know what I mean? Or Mahoney, for sure. I mean, Mahoney just radiates creepy. Radiate creeper, bro. I'm trying to fit in with a jean jacket. Yeah, I know you are, dude. Seriously. And you're faded, you know...

jeans you got from Tarje. It is funny, though, because if somebody looks, like, fashionable, I just assume they're not a pedophile for some reason. You do? Yeah, like, if I saw a guy in, like, a supreme outfit, I'm like, I don't know, that looks, he looks like he doesn't have sex to kids. Right, right, right. He's making an effort.

Maybe, like, I completely disagree with that. Really? If I see a dude, it's really, I'm like, definitely, he's like, nah. Maybe, like, and also he's trying way too hard. I am surprised the stereotypes of serial killers are still the way they are, because they're all good looking, right? Not all.

The ones that are. The big. The big ones. Yeah, he was weird looking. Yeah, the mustache. Yeah. He was fat, right? Yeah.

Okay. Domer was good looking. I guess. Not my type. Ted Bundy. It's also hard because Dommer is for gay guys. So it's like, I don't know what's hot for gay guys versus,

you know what I mean? Because it's not the same as women have different. Dude, come on. You know. You know. It's not that difficult. Don't act like,

you know what I mean. No, genuinely. I'm like, because I feel like there are dudes that like, I feel like, I don't know. Like, no, dude. not that complicated. First of all, a lot of gay dudes

are like, you know, into like six-pack like, like, Mateo Lane, he's a haughty. God bless him. Right, right, but what I'm saying is this, okay, so it's like... He's got a freaking... He's got a... Yeah, they do. He's got like a $20 million. This is what I think... It's hard to be gay. ...can tell... It is. Yeah. What gay dudes are hot, but men can't tell which

women lesbians find attractive. Because, like, lesbians, it's own little... Right, because I'm like, I don't know. I'll see like... Well, because there's different, like, there's femme, feminine, um, lesbos. Like, let's pick lesbians, you call them? Yeah. Can't two times, like, not be, it's like not common for them to begin?

I don't think it's like a freaking, you know, like, like, like, tell us, Jess. Yeah, why would I? Like, I did what I did. No, there's just different people are different people. The people are people like, like, there's the bears. There's different, like, there's different, like, there's nuances. One thing, one person told me who was straight and went to theater for like a week. And they were like, yeah, apparently you don't see two hot lesbians together.

It's not a thing. They like, they like, butch. It is weird that they like the butch ones. That's just got to. guy. Well, no, no, nah, no, it's different. Still different. It's fairones, bro. Do you think there's more less? That's like you bang a girl with short hair and I'm like, why don't you just bang a dude? Yeah. With a flat chest. Oh, you have a flat chest and a fucking short hair. See, I don't, I don't like it. For me, short hair does look fast. It's not a

pre-oh. No one prefers it, right? No one really prefers. What short hair like pixie haircut? Uh, that's not as bad, but like the fully like, like, my length, it just reminds me of like somebody's like on to something. Oh, yeah. I don't, yeah. Yeah. I could see that happening. Yeah. Yeah. I don't, yeah, I can see that. But the, like, but the pixie cut is cute to you?

I don't think it's bad. I mean, it's like, it depends what age you are. So, like, you're not saying short. It has to be sort of style. You gotta be real cute, I feel like, like, you know. But I don't think the picture's bad on like a middle-aged, like, woman. Okay. But, like, that was like a 25-year-old.

All right, how about you seen pole fiction? Uh, yeah. With a black hair. With a black hair? I think she annoys me because she's such like an icon. Everybody's like, look at her. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

She pulls it off. Her eyes are too far apart, but she pulls it. Well, um, yeah, I'm not talking about it. Her eyes, she does look like a deer. She does look like a deer. Yeah, she looks weird. Doesn't she even? She does look like a deer.

Yeah. But I'm just saying haircut-wise, like, would you date a person, like, with that kind of short hair like that's Bob? I think I would get tired of. Like, I think there are things that, like, would be cool for like a week, and then you're like, eh. Really? So hair is like, wow.

Like, when your girlfriend gets dressed and does her hair, are you like, honey, can you do the half down, half up, look tonight? Well, she has the same hair all the time. So it's like... Nice. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, like, it's... So, Moni goes, nice. You don't have to, like, have a conversation. Like, oh, my God. Wait, are you dating a chick? No. Oh, okay. What kind of hair does she have? The last chick you had?

Just blonde long. Blonde long? Yeah. Bitchy. Oh. Mone. Are you ever excited about anything? What do you mean? Like, I don't know. Like, I feel like this is you all the time. Like 20%. You also... You also... I feel like you changed your tone when he called you not feminine. Yeah,

I know. I got really... Now your energy is like low. Are you in Tinder? No, I got to get on it now, though. I got to start doing stuff. I don't have to.

I was thinking about it last night. I was like, I don't really have to do anything. I just... And I probably won't for a while because comedy is just my priority. That's good. Yeah, yeah. And I just don't feel like going through it.

Like, you know what I mean? I got to sit there. Especially for us, women comics. It's the worst. I can only imagine. It's like, oh, you're a con. Like, I don't. Like, I don't even know.

Like, I'm already thinking ahead too much, but... Also, I don't think women think dudes doing comedy is that hot. Yeah. Oh, yeah, no. They have to see you do well. But if you just tell... If you tell someone you do comedy, that's not hot. Yeah, I could just tell regular people that you do comedy.

They're like, oh, yeah. You know what I mean? Just like, oh, really? I know, I get people usually like, oh, wow. People act differently when you... Some people act weird when you tell me you do comedy. Do you ever notice that? I did. I was at a wedding

and I was sitting next to one and my buddy was like, you know, Levin's doing comedy and that stuff and the guy was like, oh man, I would love to do. I'm like, please don't. And he's like, I want to do an impersonation. I'm like, please don't do it. And he was like, I'll do a Sean Connery impersonate. I'm like, don't. And I can't remember what he said? He was like, oh, like, he did something stupid.

And I was like, can you never do that to me ever again? And then I got, this is when I was still drinking. And then I got bombed that I was a real bitch to him because he pissed me off. And you fucked him. No, no, no, no, no. He's married. But now, Now he's doing the Sean Conner impression. Yeah, he's such a sensitive dude.

I apologize later to him because my other buddy started, oh, my God, my buddy got involved, and then we started busting his balls until they turned purple. And then he got mad. And then I had to apologize. I don't know where we were going with this. And then he's still mad at me at this day. He won't talk to me. Oh, wow.

Yeah. This is all involved for me being like someone saying I'm a comic and then let me do an impersonation. And then now he just doesn't. But he didn't tell you to do anything. No. Okay. And he didn't like wait for you to say something kind of funny. and go, oh, there she goes.

Yeah, that shit. No. So, yeah, he served it. He was a tool. He also made, like, ham, cream cheese, wrapped pickles. That was an appetizer he made.

That's weird. Yeah, it was very weird. I was like, what you're saying to him. You stink. Everything stinks about you. I just don't feel like that. I love her.

You're like, yeah, I wonder why he's, nah, that, what are you fucking hates me. Listen, man, you just get it out of the way. Yeah. Just tell it. See, I think, because I do comedy,

I will, there's no part of me that like I don't like people to do comedy take himself too seriously No, not at all Something so like lame about that So I'm like, dude beyond lame And Dave Chappelle fucking caused all this shit All right of the assholes

All right assholes sitting down in a chair If you're sitting down in a chair I want to take it and I want to bust it over your head Yeah There's no reason any comics should be sitting in a fucking I sat down last week You're a tool You're such a tool

You're such a tool It was definitely a sit down type of show No bullshit It was like a long haul Hallway? Did you do? No, I felt like I wasn't trying as hard, but I felt good. It felt comfortable.

For me, the whole thing is I have a general issue with white guys that try to be black, but there's a weird percentage of them that I love. Well, that's a lot of them in Florida. Yeah, yeah, but it's a weird thing. So, like, I was like, I can't pinpoint what angers me about it. Because inauthentic is what I mean. It's like, Riffraff fucking love him. Okay, yeah.

I think Riffraff is awesome. Somebody like Paul Wall. I like Paul Wall. He's s s. you know you said Paul Walker I don't like this surprise Paul Wall Paul Walker

yeah no no he's pretending to be Asian Oh my God What's his name? He has a mustache as a singer Oh my God I can't believe I can't remember his name I smoke too much weed lately

But he acts is like He acts like a black dude But some you like What some you like The goofy ones you like. No, Paul Wall. Who's Paul Wall? He's a rapper.

Oh, I don't know. See, for me, I think it's like, if it's authentic, no, he's from Texas. If it's authentic, it doesn't bother me at all. And it's the same thing with straight dudes that dress gay and they're not gay. You know what I mean? That whole, like, I'll take the jean jacket off. Yeah. No, I'm talking about.

Like flashy, like flashy. Like flashy. Like a flashy. And I have no idea why. He wears like a dress. Yeah, but then I'll see like Little Noss X dude. I'm like, that's a fucking fit right there. That guy knows how to dress.

You know what I mean? He's gay, right? Well, you know what, dude, it could be a thing, like, it's about authenticity, right? I don't think Little Nas X is not being inauthentic. Yeah, he's authentic as hell. Yeah, absolutely.

He sucked the devil's dick. Yeah, he sucked the devil's dick. He did a whole dance routine naked with a bunch of dudes. It was amazing. Yeah, he should be less authentic. Now, Harry Stiles, no, no, I'm all for him. No, he looks great.

Dude, he's got abs. He can fucking do what he wants, dude. He looks good, dude. He can rock that body. Now, Harry Stiles, he's soft. About the children. Yeah, but, But it's like, I don't mind if you're soft and you're like, it's something about like.

But yeah, I think he's good for the chicks. Do you like him? Are you attracted to the hair styles? I'm just wondering. That's a chick. Because everyone likes him. Yeah, dude. And everyone likes everyone likes everyone likes people, she would cheat on me with him. Ew.

Dude, he looks like. Why would she say that to you? He's a walk. I was like, would you fuck Harry? I think I might have asked. I was like, would you fuck Harry Styles? If you had to have told me, she's like, yeah, of course. That is, but you're dating me.

Come on. She's like, come on. I was like, come on. I was like, dude, I don't get chicks. It's like, like, what's Machine Gun Kelly too? Yeah, yeah. He's having the, they're all having this skinny heroin, like, renaissance of dudes. And it's like, maybe they have hammers, but they're disgusting looking.

I think it's like incredibly confirmed that, like, Pete Davis has a giant cock. Like, it's like very, it's like documented. Well, yeah. I hope it bites him in the ass. Yeah. Why? I don't know. It's just, it's just like, annoying.

It's just like, dude, it just, I mean. Also, I'm one of these guys that, like, I don't like people when they're at their height of success, and then randomly I'll like them. Like, I hated Juice World. And I just got into Juice World now. Now I like him, though. I'm just the same way. I'm just a hipster douche in that. Is that a bad end? I do. I hate when people are like, I can't deal with it. Like anything. Mac Miller, I didn't like him at all. No, did I. And now I'm like, oh, this guy's really good. Let's be honest here. This first couple albums was whiny little bitch stuff. And then the last hour was talking to guy wearing a sum 41 shirts. Yeah, you're awful, dude. Some 41. All those fucking losers. A blink one. I love them. I love them so much. I like emotion and music. There's not emotion. Right. That is such baseless simp like such like, it's not even like. They got dumped and they're going to sing about it. It's melodic. They got metal. They got metal riffs. There's no metal riffs at all. It's flout. It's just gross. And I can't stand it. The word punk is in the like, like, it's called pop punk. It's shit. It's shit. It's shit. Okay. I'll say. Fat lily. You don't like fat lip? I don't even know what it is. No. See, that's why you hate it.

But I was always weird. Like, I hated no doubt. I think they're fucking lame. No doubt's good. Ugh. I hated. I hated Pretty Spears when she came out. The problem is, though, okay, as music itself, if you were to take pop prunk,

turn down the sound quality, distorted a little bit. And you'd have sex pistols? You'd have a lot of that music. No, you wouldn't. I think a lot is really similar. No, it's not. At all. It's not.

You don't like singing, like melodic singing? First off. No, it's not. Because it's like, this is like, it is what it is. It sounds like, you know, Southern California, I'm a rich kid and my dad. It works for, you know, record label. She left me, roses, boy, the stairs. And punk music is on a base of, like, it's raw.

It's like, ampifier. And it's like, it's, it's political. It's a lot of other shit besides, my girlfriend won't talk to me. She's a faggot. I hate her time of bed. Mom, go away. Now I don't want that for dinner. I love those bands, but that's not some.

41. That's what it sounds like. This is what I think it happens. I think every pop punk band has a couple of songs that are like very pop. But if you listen to their other music, I guarantee you I can find a bunch of sum 41 songs that if you distorted it would sound just like sex. They throw some screaming in. It's like limp biscuit. I've always hated that. Oh, I love Limbiscuit. I can't stand them. I just always thought they just sucked. Fred Dirst needs a game.

Are you telling me creeds bad too now? I like that one track. I'm purposely just taking me. I like that one track. Everyone hates. With arms wide open. Yeah. The fucking losers.

Yeah. That one, there's some little stupid shit that I like. Like, I like that Melissa Branch cheesy song that she has. I just started liking whiny shit. Like I never... You just started like in wild. I've always liked like some 41 stuff like that.

But like stuff that's like really like, like as I said, I hate a juice world. And then now it just started with the juice world. I don't know why I like this. I didn't listen to a lot of juice world. The only juice world I really know is with Eminem when he did that album. And he did a track on that. Eminem is the worst.

I hate Eminem now. Do you hate Eminem now? Now, yeah, yeah. I like the Alfred Hitchcock shit he was doing. That was, like, was interesting. That was okay. He had some good songs. This is what I think happened.

I think Kanye West became Eminem, who Eminem was, and then just took it too far. Like the controversial. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because I was like, oh, this is somebody who's actually saying wild shit. Oh, you're right. Eminem kind of got like, he kind of sold that. And I was like, he's like, fuck Trump. Yeah, yeah, you know?

He was supposed to be, he used to be like the guy that was like the edgy guy. Well, yeah. Yeah, I mean, things. But also, people grow up, guys. People can change. Yeah, but then I'm going to stop liking. Yeah, I know I hear you, man. It'd be like if I had chocolate ice cream and they're like,

now you gotta eat like weight watchers. I'm like, no, it's, I don't like that adult version of that. But also, what happens? I always wonder this. So what happens? Because obviously it's punk rock to hate whoever's in charge, right? Yeah. Whoever's mainstream, whoever's that.

But what happens when somebody who you agree with becomes mainstream? You know what I mean? It's like as a president. Let's say we had a president that was like a punk rock president. Now is it punk rock to not like to like to, like to, like to. You know what I mean? It gets weird. When you get popular, then you can't like him anymore.

Yeah, yeah. Well, so at some point... Because that's why about me and Trump. I hated Trump. I was going to say it's how many... But like, oh, wait, so now you think he's funny? So I hated him and I was like, he's fucking so annoying. And then I was like, I didn't like him, but I was like, this guy's entertaining.

I saw a lot of value in it. And then I was like... Yes, very entertaining. Once people started saying he's like the anti-crise, that's not that. I immediately take... I would never vote for him still. No, right. But then yesterday he said the crazy shit I've ever heard him say.

Did he would say? He said that if he becomes president, he's going to execute all drug dealers. Like, it's going to get a deathbed on the people from selling drugs. That's great. I'm going to execute everyone out of you. He's nuts. He's nuts. He's unhinged.

I wish I could write for his Twitter. Everybody at the rally's like, yeah. You know how many family members you guys probably have that sell drugs? There is an opioid epidemic. Yeah, exactly. He's going for it. Yeah, yeah. But also it's like,

he's like, he's like, drug dealers kill 500 people a year. And I was like, all right, well, there's more than 500 drug dealers you'd be killing.

Well, I was going to say, why not Purdue and big pharma? Yeah, yeah, no, they'll never, yeah.

Exactly. So it's a dumb. It's a dumb. It's a dumb. Also, also anytime, any time a drug dealer gets pulled over,

he's just going to shoot the cop in the face because he's like, I'm not going to get the people. Exactly. He's only, he's only, but whatever,

it's Trump. Yeah. I just don't know. I don't want to say, it's very easy for me to say I just don't give a fuck. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I honestly just don't.

No, yeah, I am uninvolved. But it's fun, it's fun to, it's fun to poke your head in a little bit to see what it's going on. But it is funny as shit. It's funny. And I get CNN and all of them are going to love the ratings.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because it's going to make everything pump up. Coming for the riots when he wins. Yeah, I did. Oh, man. All the chicks. Well, that's my also thing with him, too. I do respect that he probably won't do what he says.

So I'm like, he probably won't execute all the troops. I don't want to make this political thing. But is, does Ron DeSantis running? Did he call yet? No, but I haven't guessed he will. Yeah, but that's going to be weird because I... No, no, they're already talking shit. Oh, they are?

Oh, yes! Trump's like, I got all this information on DeSantis. If he runs, it's coming out. Oh, man, that's fun. Yeah. That's his sub. That's going to be his vice. No, that's what he's going against.

That's one's against. But also, a lot of people go against each other. Oh, like, and, Like, he's a Republican. Ron DeSantis is the governor of Florida. Oh, gotcha. And he's like, he was, no. I was like, fighting.

Come on this podcast. And you don't know. Didn't you not get the information? He emailed us the whole fucking transcripts. Yeah, yeah. Political. No, but I am intrigued about this, because this is going to be a fist fight with no other.

Don't most people, though, when they start going at each other? Don't they end up vice president and president like all the time? Yeah, basically. Because that's what it's just going to be? This is a celebrity, what is it? Remember when TV had it? It was celebrity death match. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's kind of like this with words. It's going to be really funny. Yeah, yeah. It'll definitely be entertaining. Is Biden even going to run again? I don't, he's dead. He's a dead body. He's just, he's mad.

He's weekend at Bernies, the whole fucking four years. It is funny the people that, like, try to not. They're like, that's conspiracy talk. I'm not to do that guy's fucking. That guy's dead. Yeah, yeah. I don't know. But whatever.

When is it next year? Yeah, yeah. I would like to hear him on a podcast. That would be. Biden? Biden? No, I'd be so frustrated. I'd like to wrap it up, asshole.

Unbelievable. I would love to just to see how long, like, because, like, I was talking to give it. I get no sleep all the time. Like, I got two out. Really? From this bar down here? Uh, yeah, but it's also just me at this point. Because I've been so sleep deprived, I get anxious about not sleeping and I just stay up all fucking night.

Do you serious date? Yeah. Can't exist. Yeah, no, it's crazy. Twice a week, I'd get probably like either zero to three hours. So. Are you serious? Yeah, it's insane.

I'm living a crazy life. Why don't you take... Not even rocket roll. like, why don't you, Trump only gets like three hours? Dude, Advil PM, my body fights.

So I took Ambien the other night. Yeah. Have you taken Ambien? Yeah, it's great. I love. You tripped out. Your brain,

it's similar to mushrooms in a sense that your brain somebody else is taking over for your brain. Like where your thoughts are going. Because like if you take mushrooms, it feels like there's somebody else in your brain driving the car.

You're like, I'm just witnessing my own thoughts. And Ambien's kind of like that. I had these crazy. I had this one, my first thought I had it. That's when I knew it was kicking him. I pictured him. I pictured it.

terrorists inventing a robot the size of like just mimicking the statue of liberty and like destroying New York and I'm just like watching it from an outsider's perspective Wow that's pretty cool

It's like a Michael Mann movie bro Yeah it's fucking awesome And then I had these really creative thoughts Like this is kind of dumb and like I like it though So you know how the new Batman movies They're always trying to like have a new spin on the villain Like the Riddler's like a serial killer

I was like what about the scarecrow But he's a newscaster And he uses fear propaganda to manipulate the population. I like, I wrote that down. I was like, that's a creative ambient thought. I was thinking about when I was not following it because I was going to be there on ambient, I'm like, I was about to take the mic and just talk for three hours and just see what.

I was going to say, I think that's what they used to do with people on acid and like, they used to like for psychotherapy. They used to like cat feel like, you know, keep a thing by them. Even when they're sleeping, they'd have them just talk. Yeah. And just see what happens. But that's what happens when I hear when you're on ambient and if you stay awake. Oh, it's absurd.

You get, like, fucking gnarly. It's like, tripping. Yeah, it's like closed-eye visuals. Exactly. Because your, like, brain is kind of like, it's sleepy time. But your body's like, no, no, no. You actually see things like hallucinations. So it's more like you're going, I don't know.

I haven't taken enough. So, like, I take a very small amount. But it's like, it's more like closed-eye visuals. Like, if you're taking streams, you close your eyes and you see stuff in there. Yeah. It's more like that. But you're going like, it's a weird thing you can't control where it's going. It's just showing you, showing you crazy.

weird stuff. And the thoughts they're coming in are like, they're not like your typical thoughts. But, uh, yeah. When you fall asleep eventually. I did delete Twitter because I was like, I just don't want to fucking like every time I take it, I delete Twitter. Just in fear that I'll Roseanne borrow it and say some. Oh my God. Really? That is so funny. Every crazy tweet, somebody was like, people are going to love it. That's the funniest idea.

It's like, thinking that like you're like, because the only reason you put it out there, you're never like, fuck this. I'm going to put it. You're always like, this is great. Like you think it's such a good idea. You don't think it's going to fuck you, like, ruin your career, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I was like, I don't know. Some people get mad. That looked white. And then there's nothing racist about calling a white person a monkey. But she's just so happy

to be wrong and the woman was black. Oh, no, go away, bitch. Wait a minute. Does that what Roseanne Barr did? Yeah, she said this woman looks like she's from the Planet of the Apes. And she's a white chick? No, she's black. But she looked, she looked white though. So I'm like, it's not racist to call a white person. Like, if you look at a picture of the woman, there's no way you would say that's A black person. Yeah, yeah. That's actually

the opposite of racist. Just because she was just talking shit? Yeah, though, the woman was like, I guess in the Twitter feed and then she's like, oh, she looks like she's from the plane to the apes. Which if she's black, it's super racist. But yeah. And she got canceled from that? After all the things she's done,

she got canceled from that. Yeah, yeah, that's what she got, she got her show ticket down from that. That's from that. Yeah, yeah, it's from that. Yeah, yeah, it's crazy. You know what I wonder, let me, let me break down the races of this.

If she thinks this woman looks like a monkey, and she doesn't think the woman's black. That's not racist. That's not racist. She doesn't see color. She's actually less racist. Exactly. Yeah.

Yeah. But you can't fuck around Any like just Yeah Yeah well it's also like She immediately was like I don't think this woman looks black

And I'm like that's totally It's fair to call white Like George Bush looks like a monkey Isn't it? Yeah yeah Isn't racist to cancel her Because you're saying Only black people

Look like monkeys Well that's what he's saying Kind of like she was like So by canceling her that's racist Yeah You know that she would Yeah I'm just gonna if ever that happens

I'm like You can't cancel me You're cancel me You're canceled Yeah. Can't cancel and cancel. People always try to cancel. She has a picture of her

because she's Jewish like dresses. Yeah. Yeah. Deppler. Bacon cookies. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. And the cookies were like little juice. Whatever. Did you do it. By way, I don't think this was for anything. I think she was on a cover of a magazine.

Yeah. She's like this is funny. This is funny. She's like making cookies. I know. I saw that on a, what is that? Green Room with Paul Preventza, which is a great show. Yeah.

What magazine allowed it? I don't know. But dude, this is back in the, this is like. 2000 and something. It's not like this is not this era of just stupidity. Yeah, she used to fly. Do you heard about like Neil Patrick Harris had like a cake

on Halloween of Amy Winehouse's body? Like he made it look like that. No, he didn't. Yeah, yeah. Did he really? Yeah, yeah. He's a nice... You met him? I met him and his husband. They're like, the picture perfect family. Like their kids are dressed in the nines and they're so well behaved. You're infuriating

Mahoney over here. He's getting furious. He's, no, he's such a good looking dude. The homophobia's building. Dude, it's amazing. It's amazing. It's a, but really nice. And I love, and he's actually a nice guy. So I'm glad. He's great. Also, like, I like how he likes playing straight guys.

He's like, it's funny. He's good at it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's funny. I think he's funny. I'm glad. You know, who thought, like, uh, Dugie Houser? Yeah, well, I wasn't alive, yeah.

I never saw that. No, I know. But just what a crazy career. Like, you know what I mean? You put it forth. Harold and Kumar, who's good on that? I know. That was his, like, comeback movie where he just plays like a crazy.

I like the way you announced you said a Harold and Kumar. is Harold and Kumar. That's wrong too. Harold and Kumar. Yeah, Harold and Kumar. Wow, it's been a while. What do you say? He said, Harold and Kumar.

Harold and Kumar. Harold and Kumar. I keep saying wrong. It's like my dad saying. Harold and Coomar. All right. Harold and Coomar. And then wait, so I want to go back to this.

So then now, and I got to be honest with you, I didn't keep up with the Kanye shit. I kind of don't. Oh, oh, I just got involved in that. Okay. So he's right about all of them. No, I'm just kidding. I was going to say. Where's weird?

Because I listened to about like Lex Freibon's podcast. It was interesting because I was. like, so first off, he's so fucking crazy. I know, I started listening to that, but I couldn't building a house out of water. You're like, what the fuck are you talking about? He's like, yeah, I'm going to make a village that's run on water

but power by God. You're like, what are you fucking like, he goes, he goes, we need to not teach history in school at all. Zero history. The only thing you're learning is engineering and there's going to be recess for like eight hours a day. And you're like, all right. And then two seconds later, he's like talking about history and he's like, yes, we got to

learn from it. Like everything he says contradicts it's... Was this on drink champs? No, no, it was the Lex Freeman one. And he was on there? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Before or after he's going after the Jewish Peeps? This is afterwards, and him addressing it, and he's like, uh, I mean, he's just basically saying, like, I've been

fucked over by a lot of Jewish people in life, all this stuff. And he's a black Israelite. Not like officially, but he's like black people are the Jews, you know, that kind of. So is he going to start wearing the skirts and shit like that? That would be fun. I mean, wear the armor. If you're going to be a black Israel, then you've got to wear the costume. He's a black Israel, but he doesn't like Jewish people?

Do you know, do you know, Israelis, do you ever see them? They used to be out of the Port Authority all the time. They're now in Union Square. They're now. They're going to be coming up now. They're going to be making a comeback. They were so fucking excited.

They were probably like, yeah, because I used to see them a lot more as a kid. Yeah, yeah. And then now I think I only see them if I'm in, like, Harlem or, because they used to be out front of the Port Authority every time. They're racist is shit. The racist shit, they think the white, my brother would fuck with them all the time. Like, you'd see them be like, white devil.

My brother would be like, blah. You know what I mean? Black Muslims, I know. Well, they're more extreme. They're more extreme. Like, they think they were the first people. One of the clan, one of the head leaders of the clan, I think it was maybe David Duke or somebody, look it up. Like Jesus was the first black Jew.

Yeah, but this guy says he goes, our counterpart is the blackish. Like, he literally, he's like, that is like the other side of the coin. Because it's like, I was talking to him one time and I was, they're like, Asian people are all mentally retarded. Yeah. Because they're like dead. They're like, look at their eyes and look at a retardant. It's the same. Like they're doing all this like.

They're ridiculous, dude. Yeah, it's like Smart though. But they wear like gladiator gear. Yeah, yeah, it's awesome. They look like they're all black. It's like a full on costume. Like Wakanda kind of like.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. A little bit of mix of Wakanda in it. But it's straight up like if you look that Gladiator the movie, Russell Crow's outfit, that's what they wear. Wow. And they think that a lot of historical figures were black. Yeah. Yeah.

George Washington. Black. Yeah. My favorite one is. Carver. Tom Jones, like, who's a singer. Who's still alive. Yeah.

He's black. You know, he said he's not. They're just a dockerings of people. I wonder if they thought I'd be black. I'd be like, am I black part of the black? About Sean Kane? I think it depends on if you're doing something

they respect and then they'll be like. See, this is why I just wish you would understand. Like with Kanye, they're all freaking out. I just wish that they know the black Israelites and saw him the way I saw him. Because when he starts talking like, I'm like, oh, this motherfucker just thinks he's a black Israelite. And then it's like, and then it just dissipates.

But everyone's like, see what he's saying. It's like, why are you putting any value to what Kanye West is saying? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like, who gives this shit? Yeah. Who gives a shit? It also, like, in my opinion, it is wildly inaccurate because it's like, the guy who runs

Ted Turner is not Jewish. The guy who founded CNN, it's like, what's this? The whole angle is like, all right. Yeah, it's weird. Like Hollywood, maybe specifically. But like, John Stewart was bringing up this point. He's like, look at how many Jewish presidents we pay. I know exactly.

I know he said that I hope that we have a Christian president in the way that. That was fun. There's got to be some kind of like cabal or like Illuminati sort of thing. Yeah. But when you just say it's Jewish. Jewish, then you're taking away from like, you know what I mean? Like you're making it like a rate. It's not like a race thing.

Also, let's say there were an elite group of Jewish. Let's say for conversation. Let's say there's an elite group of shadow Jews. Yeah. Who were running. It's so much. I don't know why I'm like. Just like Hasidic, but like you can't see their face.

Like it's like literally like a, but it's like I don't think most of the population's getting a part of that. So you then say that like they're all. It's like, no. That's now causing issues because, like, that Jewish guy who runs, like, the bakery shop, he's clearly not getting a piece of, like, no, exactly. The shadow government. Yeah. Yeah.

So it's like, yeah. And it's also like, yeah. But it's also like, but I do also disagree with the people that are like, oh, well, you can't, you got to stop out that talk. It's like, no, let people will explain why do you think that. Exactly. And then, because what you're doing now is only empowering them. Dude, for sure. Now he's like the Jews of silencing.

Exactly. Exactly. That's same with Kyrie Irving. It's like, now look, no, I can't play. It's like, you're only proven him like, I'm not. saying you should like give him an award but it's just like in the same time i mean kair irving also i think thinks like the world is flat he's a flat so i mean are we really dude somebody had a fucking joke who was somebody's like i wish i knew what comic was he had a joke he's like uh it's so funny

that he thinks the world looks like a yamika but hates jewish people that's funny um but yeah but yeah he's that i mean i don't even keep up with basketball anymore because i find it boring yeah yeah yeah i don't either but but it is like yeah i don't know how to describe but it's one of those things where it's like, you're saying, like, nonsense, but it's like, let them, yeah, it's like, let them explain why they think that way. Because there's no way silencing him.

Now he's going to go like, oh, I guess I don't think that anymore. Right, right, right, right. I just, it's just, exactly, because now what you're doing is just proven his point in a way and his point of view and then all the other crazies. But I also don't think there's that many. I don't know. I'll sort of say, I think the anti-defamation league is stupid.

Like, I think it's dumb that you can literally sue people or shitting on, for being racist to you. Is that what they do? So in business, 100%. Like that is a lawsuit. Like, or you should not be able to say, we want this or that there. But like people just talking. Like, yeah, yeah.

No, yeah. No, definitely. That's what is? Someone calls you racist. You can sue them? Yeah. So, like, that anti-deformation league, it's like, basically if somebody says something that's, like, slanderous. Because, like, to be fair, like, it was, like, media in a sense, propaganda was saying, like, oh, go get the Jews.

So when somebody in media now says, go get the Jews, they can, like, be like, hey, look. We're going to sue you for sent. Yeah, because you're leading to behavior that's, like, going to lead towards the Holocaust. I'm talking directly out of my ass, but I think that's what it is. That's what they do now, really? You can't, yeah, yeah. I didn't, so did Kyrie get sued?

Did he look it up real quick? Did I hide Kyrie to get sued? What is, I don't know. I think a lot of it's like threats. Like, a lot of it's like, we're going to sue this person or that person. It's like being the UN. Because he's not like no power. The UN doesn't do anything. Yeah, but when I'm saying, I don't know if they do actually.

I'm sure they actually sue people. Anti-deformation. Assuming him doesn't stop the influence. Somebody told me they were started by Italians, the Anti-Defamation League, to be able to be like, you can't talk shit about Italians because that's racist.

So, like, the mob would basically... Not anymore. No, it was Jewish. It was founded by the independent order of Benai Baruth, a Jewish service organization. Okay. In the wake of the contentious murder of conviction of Leo Frank.

I don't know who that is. So we have to go into this. But Jonathan Greenblatt, a former... Elton Valley Tech Executive and former Obama administration officials succeeded Abraham Foxman as national director. So Jonathan Greenblatt is the national director. They're in Murray Hill.

What do they do that specifically? What does it say? Like you're basically, it's like anti-defamate. I don't know what the difference between defamation is. Well, the actual full need is anti-defamation League of Benai Baruth. That's the actual, it's... Which one dude? The international Jewish non-governmental organization.

based in the United States specializing in civil rights law. But I don't understand what they do. They're so they're, I don't know what they do. Because defamation is when somebody talks shit on you. Yeah. So anti-definition character.

Yeah, you can't. You're against that defamation, yeah. Like, I understand, I totally think you should be able to sue like a news organization if they start like producing like

Yeah, it makes sense. Anti-Semitic because you're labeled Tom Cruise is gay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They try to be sued. Yeah, yeah. Like, that's reasonable.

Like, I think they should be able to sue that. Kind of makes you seem gay, though. Yeah. Oh, yeah. But like Kanye West, you're like, now it's like,

no, that's a crazy, you shouldn't be able to sue a crazy person because they're saying crazy shit if they're not Yeah, that's interesting.

Yeah. That's the thing. You can hate a certain kind of people, but you don't hurt them. Yeah, but you can hate them. Yeah,

yeah, yeah. People are like, you know, you shouldn't hate like hate, hate's going to always exist, all right? Yeah, but I think you can reduce it,

though. You can totally reduce it. I'm not saying, don't do it. But it's like, if a certain person hates a certain it's like all right fine they're coming from an ignorance of base of something who gives a fuck it's what it is

yeah yeah yeah and it takes a village to create that because they're afraid of the influence right they're afraid of people well I guess so but it's like it's Kanye West I just don't understand like it's like I don't know how like it's like Mark Zuckerberg has influence the whole economy is fuck this whole fucking shit up because of Mark Zuckerberg

being a fucking tool bag and everyone putting money into it it's like you guys we keep on giving these guys more power by giving them more attention, you know? But yeah, I agree. But it's also like I don't agree. I don't like subscribe to that whole idea that's like now that you're powerful,

you have to talk a certain way, which people want. They're saying, okay, well, because he has his influence, he shouldn't be able to say anti-Semitic things. I'm like, well, if he thinks that's a danger, he has the right to say, I think these people are a danger to me. It's crazy. It's nonsense. It's not.

It's crazy. Exactly. It's like that's what he thinks. But there's definitely people out there like that. And I'd rather them be out in the open. Yeah. for sure. Than me,

them hiding in a fucking cave and building bombs. I mean, you know, I'd rather uprooted. And then, like, you're going after them

and suing them for five million, it's not going to fucking help at all. No, yeah, yeah, also, you know, suing,

Jew. Yeah, that's the thing. I didn't even know the anti-defamation league is founded by a Jewish non-profit organization.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So we know he's right, but I was, I was talking, I was talking to a Jewish comic about this recently because,

like, the guy who owns this building, yeah, we, looked him up and he's a giant piece of shit he's been... I bet. Yeah, he's like a acidic? He's a slum lord. I don't know what he is specifically. I think he... But a lot of ascetics

are slum like. Mine's ascetic. Right, but he Yeah. Yeah. That's right. His son, like, there's a video of his son like yelling at an Uber driver. Really? And he's like, blah, blah, blah, you piece of shit. Apparently the Uber driver, like, called him a faggot or something. Where I was like, okay, that's the other side of it. And I was talking to a friend who's like a Jewish comic. He's like, and he's yelling at the Uber driver, like, I make more money than you, all this

this stuff like that. And my buddy, it was so funny to see my buddy just he's like there's nothing more right you know what I mean like you it's like one of your own insulting yeah yeah for sure yeah yeah yeah it's like well that's why I can't say when I see white women being cunty yeah yeah I got to step I feel like I gotta step in because it's like you need to shut

you must be mad a lot oh yeah where people are like every Muslim should denounce ISIS it's like well that's not their fucking it's like I'm exactly like I should denounce every Karen yeah yeah like of course you know every school sure that that wasn't me by the way guys I don't

support with this guy Dave. Exactly. No, but fuck, I wasn't going to say about the whole I never think about that. But also like notoriously, especially like living like no in Brooklyn, like black and Jews have always had like this like tension.

Yeah. Because they had the crown heights like there was shit went on fire because of you know a rabbi ran over a small child and then. Oh really? Yeah, it's happened during those. They drift kind of crazy. Yeah, they went um, they went um, they were riots and shit went bananas.

Crown Rite Heights. I forget when... Wait, so a rabbi... Rabbi ran over a child. And then they left the country and went to Israel. And they tried to get him back. And Israel was like, no, you can't have them. So then everyone was like, fuck you.

And then, you know, a lot of Hasidics own the buildings. Beds die and all that stuff. And, you know, I've seen some crazy shit when I was over there working on a movie. I saw, like, a Hasidic dude pull up in a van and then, like, grab cash. Leaving the country was the good move. Yeah, I know. Running over the child. But yeah, there's tensions in that whole thing.

So what Kanye's bringing up is a very tent, you know. Oh, for sure. It's always been a show business thing that people like. Right. Yeah. So it's a very tense thing. But it's, I don't think we're having any form of health. First Asians now.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. There was a comic joke on this a couple weeks ago about like he's like, it's like, it's nice to as a white non-Jewish guy to just kind of sit back. Yeah. Yeah. Seriously, dude.

And that's the thing. Now this is in the geist of whatever the fuck of our minds. What is? I would love. Kanye started dressing Hasidic. That would be fucking badass. If he started to create clothing line. Oh my God.

That would be amazing. That was his addicts. That's amazing. Like, Adidas dropped him. Who else dropped? Does he have a new shoe line now? I think he was working with Gap too and they dropped them.

They dropped them too. God damn. Or no, I think what Adidas said is that he can't have his name on it. They're founded by Nazis. That's the Chappelle joke, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

That's funny. They've come a long way, though. They come a long way. I think you should be able to be founded by Nazis. Right. Volkswagen. Whatever. Half the shit that we got developed here was through World War II. That's why we made so much fucking money.

It was like, that's why everyone was like, hey, high on the hog went after World War II happened. So I mean, so we're all Nazis. Yeah, yeah. I don't know exactly that. No, I get what you're saying, though. But it's like, yeah, it's like everything started shitty. Shitty from World War II. Everyone made their money.

Like, I mean, everything's shitty now. Everything's shitty. Was it Mercedes or BMW? They're starting by Nazis. Yeah. The G-Wagon looks like a Nazi mobile. Which one? What's the like SUV?

Like the German SUV? I forget what company is. It's Benz. It's a Benz-E guy. It's a Benz-E-Gov. You've seen it? Oh, that must be nice. It's kind of boxy, but it's expensive.

Do you think the front instead of like the Benz thing, how little metal swastika? I hate, I was talking about it's all day. I hate how cool it looks. Well, it's mostly the swatstick. It was like, yeah. Yeah, it's got a history to it. Yeah.

Yeah, it takes symbols back. Yeah, man. Exactly. That's a hard one. Words are. just words. Let me say that. Let me say that. Exactly. You're making me say it in my head.

It is funny the people that are like, that are like, yeah, no, I don't know. My brain, it's just not working. No, but when is Kanye coming out with an album? That's what I want to know. That's not shitty. Yeah, I love, you don't like Donda? Not really. It wasn't horrible. I liked it. I liked it. I like the, well, I think every album

of anybody has like three good songs. Like, I've never had an album where I'm like, every song's a fucking banger. Really? Yeah. I came close. Weezer Blue album. There's one bad song. Man, you like Weezer? That's funny.

I never thought that. The old shit. The old shit. Do you like Weezer? You like Weaser? I like Weaser, yeah. I don't mind Weaser. You don't have to freak out, but I never thought you were a Weezer guy.

What else you listen to? Yeah, like rock. Yeah, what do you listen to? I like some screamo. You like screaming in music? You know what it is? You're from the suburbs. Nirvana.

I think there's something about this. Guns and Roses. They're my classics. You were talking about Scream. You mentioned Screamo. I think this thing about the suburbs that gets you into like... Yeah, Long Island, they're like... All those bands are from Long Island in, like, Jersey, so it's like...

Not Nevada. What are you talking about? No, no, not a lot of Screamo. But like when I was growing up... Like, the Midwest. Like, brand new. Like, a huge Screamo. Wait, I didn't even know this is a thing?

Screamo? It's called Screamo. It's like Emo. Like, like, like, uh... Bullet from my... It's a little harder. It's a little harder. Like that genre.

Yeah, but some of those bands are real pussy and I don't like... But then you got like... Like, I like... He was a tough screen of words. I like Pierce the veil, though. They're pretty... Pierce the veil. See, I got to check it all this show out.

I don't know what. No one likes them. I don't even know who that is. Girls, yeah, 16-year-old girls like them in me, but like... That's, I hate when you like something and then fucking... I know. It's so weird. You know what I fuck with system of the down.

Oh, they're great. Oh, yeah. They are so political, and nobody in the concerts is following with them. No, they're talking about Armenian genocide. They're like, yeah, whatever. It's like South Park. Albania, Armenia. There's a message.

No one knows the message. That guy's voice is unbelievable, bro. Serge Tankin, yeah, he's awesome. Wow, you know the name and everything. Yeah. Yeah. Is Serge? Was the other guy?

I don't find out. The guitar player. How about corn? Did you fuck with corn? I never got into corn. No. What's their song? I like corn.

You like corn? Yeah. You like all the woods. You like all the Woodstock 99 bands. No, no. Well, I was, oh, you don't like limpusky. You don't like limpiscuit.

I fucking hate limbus. I fucking hate it. It's not only of that because I did it all for the nooky and it's all like you like the, Well, that's new metal, though. They're both the same genre. I'll be honest to you, I didn't know that that was a term until I was doing the doc. And they were like...

We didn't know what Screamo was, yeah. And I didn't know Screamo, yeah. Also, which dock were you in specifically? Because I think there's more than one. You were in? Okay. Okay. Which one is that?

You were in that? Yeah. You were there? Yeah, what's talking about that I was there? You were Rich Voss? My God. Rich Voss was there? Yeah.

They show him real quick. He was like, I guess he was doing comedy. He was like, yeah, he's like yelling some shit. Yeah, I guess there was comedy there, but I don't remember. They used to do comedy at Bonner. I don't think they'd do it anymore, but that would be fun. Boston calling. I went there and they had comedy there, but it was kind of like, I don't know, they had David.

They always seems rough, right? Yeah. Why him? Because it's Boston. He's good, but he's good, but I don't know if he's like a rock and roll. It wasn't. Get like dice, you know? Yeah, dude, no, it's not even that, dude.

These kids are lame now. Yeah, people forget about like, like, I went to, it was a great show, but I did like, the, you know the show run by, I'm not going to say his name, great guy. I'm not saying anything about it about him, but the area was, you forget the college town, it's like a completely different experience. Yeah, what are you talking about?

Did the can't have lounge. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Great room. Great room. That room is awesome. And then you go upstairs and there's an awesome band. Yeah, but it was not what you think of as Boston. Like, I always thought of Boston's like all blue collar,

but that was like all like college kids. Oh, yeah, there's a, but yeah, you get a lot of money. But apparently that's been a thing forever. Like you watch when stand-up stood out. That's a great. It's talking about the Boston, because it was a mix of, like, you go to a showroom and apparently it was like... Mix of people.

You got, like, people that are... All white. That's him. Besides that. Yeah, all different flavors of white. Different flavors of white. Exactly. There's like white slums and then there's like Somerville.

Like, we're Bob... Jay Leno's not from Boston, is he? Who? Jay Leno? I don't know. No, no. I don't think, from Somerville. And that used to be shit.

I just drove there through that the day. It's getting really nice. It's like, everything's gentified. I mean, I don't know what... I think Charlestown used to be really bad. where's Bobby Brown from? I figure where Bobby Brown's from. But that used to be pretty...

Bobby Brown. Bobby Brown. That was married. Winnie Houston's guy? He was from Boston. Oh, shit. I used to be so... I remember my mom told me she's like, you know,

Bobby Brown's the reason that Winnie Houston got in cocaine. And then I started like, I started like being so nervous when I gave women drugs. I'm like, am I going to ruin their life? I get so... Dude, that's so funny. That's that one Eminem song that I do like

when he gives his chick. mushrooms and she fucking goes bananas. Oh yeah. That's a good one. That's one his earlier stuff. See, I like the, yeah, all the image being unhinged. Yeah. Brain damage, is that what it? Yeah. That was called. I forget man. Drug ball, it's great. Do you remember the reality, did you guys ever see the reality show at

Bobby Brown and fucking when he used to have? Dude, literally they're on crack. I don't know how my brother would die of laughter. He watched the shit I hear him laughing. He's just like, oh my God, it's amazing. They're smoking, like on TLC. Wait, you're going to the bathroom, they smoke crack and they come out and they're like, yeah, dig it.

It's like, whatever you do it. And then the poor child, that whole situation is just so horrible, there's no word for it. It is just a catastrophe. But then the door died, on the outside, was a great reality TV. We have the brackets outside. The shit they say is fucking hilarious.

It's like once a day, they'll walk by and you'll catch them just like, they should have a chat. Has scuba gear at the bitch. And you're like, what is, what? This should be a Twitter account dedicated to crackheads on the street. It's crazy. There's more and more. There's tons of them.

They're making it. That's making a comeback. I really want to know what's going on, the numbers wise. Dude, I have no idea. I'm so confused. I'm so confused. Where's that census?

The homelessness and crack has gone up. Oh, yeah, for sure. We need to get them all back on heroin. That shows you back. Because I was thinking about this. I was getting on the train. I was talking about the therapist. She's like,

is the city getting bad? And I'm like, it's just, it's New York, blah, blah, blah. But then I got on the train. And I saw on, I was on the 7th train And there was like a broken window And a bunch of graffiti on the door And I'm like, and I had a visual of like when I was a kid And I was like man, I haven't seen that since like the late 80s

Yeah, yeah And I'm like, oh man, maybe it is getting Maybe it is received. Because no, fuck that. It's getting fucking hood. Well, I would say it's racist because it's like a lot of these people White. Yeah. But no, but they're mostly black on the train that I see.

White heroin Why? It's the heroin guys. See, I don't think there's a big divide. And crack and crack. No, they're all. But whatever. They're all crazy. They're all crazy.

They're all crazy. They're all doing both. Asian almost zero, though. I saw one Asian homeless guy in my whole entire life. They're just, they collect the cans. They do their job. Yeah.

Even the homeless ones are working. Yeah, exactly. They're two entrepreneurial. They'll figure it the fuck out, man. You know what they will. I saw one that was like he had like a anime, like bunny ears. Oh, wow.

And, uh, Asian guy. Like Bob Burgers? Yeah, yeah, he had that thing on. It was just yelling at people. And then he was trying to like clean the street. Like he had like a broom. It was like sweeping. See, he's even helping the community.

He's working, man. See, they need to take notes. But I think, I, I think it's getting worse. That's why I'm taking e-bikes everywhere, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The bikes are great, dude. I might, they're the best. You can't have certain weapons, though, because I want to, I hate being a guy with a taser.

I was like that. I was going to say, you're going to be a guy with a taser. No, I'll get a knife stick and brass milk. Pepper spray? Is that gay? Oh yeah. Yeah, it's so good. Yeah, only tough guys own fucking tasers. So I got to fight to the death?

Yeah, I refuse to learn how to fight. Yeah. Because you don't have as much distance on a knife. So if somebody's coming at you, I want something that I can kind of like a night stick. You can like wield it. Well, why can you do the move over and trip them while they're running towards you? They're not going to be that dull style.

If you have a crackhead that's coming after you. I think it depends. Especially if you're on the train. If I use on meth, though, if they have, like, a knife, I just want to make sure that I have something like to, just keep them away, block them out. You know what it's just like a josting stick. I would love a baseball bat.

I don't want a car. I just have fucking damage with a baseball bat. You can't carry that around, though. You can't do anything in the network. You can't like, you can't have pepper spray. It gets a lot to have tasers. It is against a lot to have a taser? Yeah.

Oh, I didn't know that. I saw someone selling them recently. Did you? I don't end them open. Michael, I won't name names. I know exactly who it is. That's illegal, huh? Makes sense.

I never thought of that. I never thought of it. I didn't know about the Taser thing. But I mean, I don't know. I think a baseball bat is fun. That's illegal too. No, it's not. That shit's funny.

To hit someone. That would be, that you being American. I think it depends on what you're doing. The warriors. Like, you could always just pretend you're playing baseball at that moment.

The cops come. You're like, yeah, I'm just playing a little game. In accepted. No, dude. And the cops. In this convenience store. Yeah.

Whatever. You would get off in a heartbeat. Cops get it, dude. Cops get it. it. Like, they get it. Like, everyone's like, ah, it's like New York cops, they're all pretty fucking... They are cooler, it seems like then, at least I'm from

Florida, the cops, they're fucking stuck. Yeah, everywhere else. They have nothing going on. They're nothing going on. They're all the fucking toolbags that were in high school. Yeah, yeah. And now they're this. But in New York, it's like a city job. It's just like, you know? They're miserable. Yeah, they're like, dude, I hate this shit, too. What the fuck? You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. And it also depends on who it is. And it's all about making quotas. They're like, I don't give a fuck. Here's

a ticket. You can go argue it. I don't care. I don't care. I'm just trying to make my money. For sure. Yeah. I've ran into like almost zero dick New York cops. Yeah. I mean, maybe Long Island. Oh yeah, well, they're looking for drunk drivers. Assholes. I've driven drunk in the city, but I wouldn't, I won't do it.

Dude, I've heard, I've heard it's safe. This seems like the safest place to drive drunk, New York City. Yeah. Because everything's so bumper to bumper. I never thought about that. I always assumed this would be the most dangerous place to do it, but actually like, once you know how to drive. Very dangerous because you can, like, it's like a highway. Yeah. Something like that. It's always. The only thing is so you can hit somebody.

Yeah. Oh, for sure. But I mean, you're sober anyway. You're kind of doing a favor if you hit a you. Say you're Hasidic and try well. Yeah, exactly. Help it out. Less people to go to Israel.

Yeah. Yeah. People are arguing with that. Isidic can drink alcohol. People don't think they can. Really? Yeah. Do you got to go now?

Can they drink on the Sabbath? Will, what do you guys want to promote? Oh, what is this going to? I've got nothing. This will come out Wednesday next week. Wednesday next week? I just got. I just got shows

just follow me on Instagram Is that where you're going No you're gay Instagram Your hair is weird too I can't believe you're not gay I wish you went out

I can't believe you think I was bad Did you shut up I wish you went more at him Because he went at you And then you changed your whole tone Well no I did Because I did Because then it went into another thing

But I'm just like why Why do you think I'm gay Give me a reason why I'm gay Look at you What doesn't make any sense I think he thinks you're strong so he immediately... Yeah, you think you're gay.

Just because I'm negging. Maybe I'm negging. Maybe you're negging. Maybe you want a strong woman and you're into it. You want me to pay. You want to, like, what do you call pegging? Yeah. You don't look like you're into pegging.

That's just not that. Yeah, you are. You are looking like you're into pegging. Yeah, you're a bitch Joe. Every girl I dated has ex me, but no. Really? I always say no. They've always asked you.

What are you dating? Every ex wanted to peg me. Really? Yes. Dude, what are you picking? Like, who are you asking? I'm taking like a finger, but not a peg. but wow what what dude

every group did wants to pay every like the best few girls I've dated I gotta say you're radiating Are you dating in Brooklyn? See that's a wait you should say this all over You radiate peg energy Man what the fuck Is it because I'm sober now?

I don't know No are you sober now I haven't drank in a while Once a while What's a while? In the ass I just assumed you were into that Wait a minute you haven't been drinking for a year now I haven't drink since last Thanksgiving

Shut up Yeah I didn't know that I don't like talking about but yeah you got so drug you let it Girl peg him And then that's why you're Good for you. That's when you sobered up because you liked it. You're like trauma. So I like Dick and you can find me on Instagram

at J-Lev Comedy, J-L-E-V comedy. I will. I'll peg your ass tonight. I don't care. You're a little too skinny for me. You tear him in half. Yeah, I know. I would tear you in half. Maybe that's why they want to peg you. They were like, yeah, maybe the one. No, kidding. You're actually somewhat masculine. Somewhat. I'm not. The only reason I'm masculine is because you're sloppy.

That's the only reason I'm masculine. It's nothing to do with... I don't have muscle. I appreciate that. You got great hair. Is that masculine, though? Yeah, he's got masculine, though. No, he's got masculine hair.

No, yeah, he's masculine, dude. He looked, like, if you took only... I mean, compared to what's going on these days... Like, everything below... Yeah, I was gonna say, I have peg energy compared to what's going on. He doesn't have peg energy. No, but me? Yeah, you do.

Compared to what's going on out there these days? You are very... You're the strong guy who behind closed doors is getting... Exactly. It's like I said, man. Yeah. That's like... Listen to the screen on.

to wear a diaper. You like, and then, you know what, he looks, I could see you wearing whitey tides. Do you wear white tides? I was a kid, but it took me a while to convert. See, I knew it. I like, I don't, boxer briefs are what everyone wears now, right? That's what I wear.

Yeah. But I wore boxers for a long time. Did you? Yeah, I don't understand box. It was like, almost, I think girls just think it's sexy. Yes. So girls, like, they would convince me to wear boxer briefs. You're just letting women tell you how to do everything.

Yeah, I'm going to take you. Well, what are you wearing? That's the gateway drug to get pegged. I wear boxing. Yeah. I was gonna say you look like a boxer guy. You look like a banana. Three years of my life.

Really? In jeans, I'd always freeball. Dude, wouldn't that chafe your shit? That's scary though. Yeah, I just wouldn't care.

I don't like wearing little shorts under my shorts. Really? Yeah. I was freeball for three years. Oh, you wouldn't wear like any commando? Like nothing?

Commando everything. You weren't afraid of sleeping it up? For the most part, just wear pants. And pants, it's not that uncomfortable that free ball in. That's weird. But my girlfriend brought up one time

that you could see my penis on stage and then I was like, all right, she's like, You can see the head of your dick on stage. That is crazy. Go on. You know what I meant to ask?

When you guys, when you guys pee? When you guys pee, do you guys shake three times? Yeah. Not like, not like. It was dribbles though at some point. Does it?

That's what Phil. I was with Phil. Fuck it. I forget. To Phil Duck it. Yeah. And he said if you shake it one three times. He's also black.

So he probably has shake it 10 times to get all of them. Well, yeah, right. So he said because it's like a hose. And I get that. I just never thought about it. So is there urine all the time on your paper? on your pants. Yes. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Wow. Wow. Every guy's covered in piss.

No way. Yes. Every guy's covered in piss. Wow. I never thought about it. Because no matter how many times you shake it, it's still... But it's not on my hand. Yeah, but it's on the tip. You know what? You'd have to do. You'd have to shake it and then put like a suction tube to drive. Right to dry it outside. It's the other way. Wow. I never. You're just covered in piss. Yeah, pretty much. You guys are always covered in piss. Always. Yeah. That's crazy. I never thought about that. Yeah. You said come. Pre-com and everything. Pre-com and everything. Pre-com and everything. It doesn't fully get out either.

Probably leaks sometime throughout the day too. It's a myth. Do you think pre-com's a myth? Yeah. I think pre-com is a myth, but pre-com is actually a thing. No, pre-cums. How does that pre-com? There's a big debate in the scientific community.

If you can get pregnant off of it. Wait, explain, though. It's pre-coming, though, when you just come before you get... Yeah, it comes out a little. But you can't control it. Really? So it's not like... It just kind of creeps out.

So you don't have an orgasm? No. It's like the pre. It's like, oh, we're getting there. Oh, really? Yeah, people think, but I think it can cause pregnancy if you had already came earlier. Yeah, that's what I heard. And it's a vessel.

It's like a little vessel for the, the sperms that are clinging on at the end of the end of the. Oh, but also piss after they. Yeah, so you should actually piss. To clean out the comb. Clean it. Oh, really? Yeah. Did not know that, to flush it out.

So much maintenance, this guy's got to do. Yeah, it's in South Pacific America today. Okay. And then so on, they debated the fact that you cannot get, bitch is pregnant with pre-com? Yeah. I hope you can. Holy shit.

Yeah, yeah. I think that was like a... By the way, I'm totally the scientific community. It's not like Bill Nyes. No, no, I hear you. But that's... I said, don't eat my pre-com.

Okay, so men always have... It's just like the tides. Dudes always have piss on their pants. That's just always all the time. You ever have a wet dream? Yeah, yeah. Still? Only when you're like a kid.

Yeah, when you're... Yeah, when you can have it as a... This guy's a put... You still have a way of all these... I've taken breaks from jerking... I've taken breaks from jerking off just to see if I could do it. Why is every comic like a no fapper? Every dude's like I, I quit jerking off so I could become more powerful.

Yeah, I know, it's true. It's like, it's like for the least necessary career. Dude, I know. I'm not, it's like with Mike Tyson. It's like what, no fappers. They don't jerk off because they're like,

well, you know, makes my testosterone higher some more. I get sad though when I drink up a lot. But anyway. I agree with that. Yeah, it's like a bummer.

I'm hung over. I fucking what when I was. Oh, when you're hung over. I would joke off. Yeah. Yeah. would jerk off a lot

when it's hungover. You guys do too? Yeah, yeah, if you're hungover, yeah, because it's like you need dopamine in your brain. Oh, you jerk off. Oh, is that why?

That gives you a quick boost, yeah. Is that what it is? I'm just, I'm just, it's horny, horny, yeah. Yeah, that is true too, yeah. I got to go.

Yeah, yeah, because I got to go. You can go, and then I was just going to, whatever Joe wanted to promote real quick. Just like, I don't know, whatever, Joe Mahoney comedy

at Instagram. All right. Jesus, that was aggressive.