Morning Good - Stick Up For Yourself - Episode 273

Episode Date: June 15, 2025

Jake Strom and Sam Lichtenstein join the show for today's episode. They talk about getting ring worm in Florida, the ethics of spitting game at protests, and the "Hot Girls For Zohran" movement.Thanks to Sam for coming back on the show and to Jake for joining for the first time. Check out Sam a couple episodes back on ep. 269 and for more from both of them, hit the links down below.Sam is on Instagram @thewanderingjewman and YouTube @samlichtensteinthemovie. Jake is on Instagram @jakestromlol and @jakestromboli.As always, find Michael Good on Instagram @michaelgoodcomedy and on Twitter @agoodmichael. Check out the show on YouTube and follow the official Instagram page @morninggoodpodcast.

Thanks for the F-Shack. I love dirty Mike and the boys. Hey, are you dirty Mike and the boys? How you know who we are? What's this? They called the podcast? Morning, very good. Hey, welcome to the air.

Thanks. Welcome to the morning. We're here with Jake Strom. I said that with a lot of confidence. Strum. It's Sam, look, to, Jude. Yeah. Gene or Stein?

I do Steen, but Stein is like the original. What's the like, is it the IE versus the E? The I.E. Like I'm saying Stein versus Steen. Is it just spelled different? No, it's just like, you know,

nomenclature-wise, you know. Is it like potato potato? But who says, who actually says potato? Nobody, but I hear people say Steen versus Stein. Yeah. Stein definitely has more money to it. Yeah. So I would keep that in this.

I want people to think I have way less. Because it's not cool to have money now. No, no. And it's, yeah, I grew up rich and I tried, like, for when I started comedy, I was trying to just be like, dude, it wasn't even, like. Wasn't all that guys. It was like an old model of a rangerover than my dad drove. It was, like, not even, like, the good one.

It was from the 90s. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dude, the four-wheel drive, it wasn't available yet. The seat heaters weren't that good. Like, they wouldn't work great. The DVD player system was like, yeah. Well, the Biporty. is like you drive those things like like I acted like these were my things right like like I

drive my dad's boat and I'd be like dude I'm on my boat with fucking hose right like I got my dick sucked in his car I'm like I'm getting my dick sucked in my range rober one thing goes wrong you're like dad yeah yeah now I like sell plasma for money to make red so yeah I was gonna say you disguise it very well no yeah well right now I mean things are falling apart but it's other people are more concerned about me financially than I am. Like my boss is like, how are you going to pay the bills? It's like, hey, get off my back. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Fucking worry about your own shit. Yeah, I'm gonna be fine. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, everybody, like, my family is like, are you going to be able to make right this month? I'm like, yeah, it'll be, I mean, I don't know. But, like, I don't know. I'll find something.

I'm looking for quarters, you know? I'm trying my best. It's funny, too, because like, I'm, I'm, right now I am financially saving to try to fuck this chick. Let's go. Like, I have a date set up, and my whole week has been planned around trying to fuck. Like, I'm like, okay, so if I like eat a bunch of protein powder instead of actual

meals, I'm like, I can have money for drinks to bang this trick. That's fine. That's all you need to do. That's old fashion, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But, uh, yeah, no, things are, things are falling apart. But I was also like, dude, I was just in Florida for three weeks. It just went great. So I had like a bachelor party. They don't want to go

see Metallica and did some shows in between, did like a bunch of drinking. Definitely I think my parents, I think they're more and more disappointed to me every time I... What? Metallica's sick, dude. Not from that. Okay.

It's more of like, I come home at like literally like... There's something... I party is so hard when I go about it. I come home at like 6 a.m. Oh, wow. And like every time I don't know how to get into their house. You're just knocking shit over. You're like jiggling the door. Yeah, yeah.

They're like, there's a code that like I just can't figure out at 6 a.m. So it's me just like, ugh. They're like, ah, it's Mike again, dude. It's not even an intruder scare. You're just like, all right. Yeah, it's him. Yeah. And then it's like, one time my dad opened the door and I was still trying to figure out the code while the door is open.

You're like, not, not close it. I got to beat this level. But it's also like I took nine weeks off drinking. So like they, it's kind of a thing where like I feel like that gives me a little bit of like, I've shown enough I don't have like a drinking problem that they can't really give you shit with it. So I could celebrate. Yeah. It took nine weeks off. Let me celebrate.

by going on a bender. That's a Super Bowl. Yeah, under control. Yeah, yeah. But, yeah, again, it was a crazy trip. I don't know. It was one of those two.

I was, like, ready to leave, dude. I got fucking ringworm. I got, I got scratched in the mosh pit at Metallica, so I got, like, a healing now. How did you get ringworm? No idea, dude. So I was in Key West.

There's the answer. Yeah, dude, there was like, there was pools I was in. There was, I went to a nudist bar and sat naked at the bar at the bar at one point. There's like a ton of things that could have given me ringworm. But I'm like an expert now on rashes because I get them a lot. So I was just like, I was like, this is ringworm? I'm going to knock it down like three days. I almost didn't Google how long

is it transmittable because I didn't want to, you ever like not want to think about it? I don't even want to worry about it. Yeah. It's like, I'm fine. I'm not dead yet. Keep moving. It's like three to four days. So I'm like, okay, so two days is when I always just go with like the lowest thing. Yeah. You're like, Dad, did I tell you I'm an expert in skinny diseases now? Well, it's like, dude, I don't know. I fucking like, um.

Ringworm is a right of passage in Florida. Yeah, yeah, yeah. When I used to wrestle, so like it's like you just get it. Oh shit. So yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What even happens?

You just get like a fucking circle. You get like a richie. And it's not a real worm. It's like a fungus. Which is not any less gross. No, that's lit. Fungus is cool. Yeah.

I'm like, shrooms. It's like shrooms. It's like shrooms. It's in my body. It's in my body. Don't be doing shrooms and get mad at me because I have a ringworm. It's all I say it's fungus, bro.

I'm a shaman now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're just telling your dad that. He's like, he's like, he needs to get a fucking serious job. Dad, you don't get it. I have shrooms in my body. He also, he listens to the podcast so deep. And I like, he took off a couple weeks because it got really gross.

And he was like, I just, it's unbearable listening to it. And I'm like, it's not homework. Like, I'm not asking you to listen to it. I'm not asking for the summary. Yeah, yeah. My dad was pissed when he was on the episode. Oh, really? Wait, that's so funny

What he said? He was just like, he's like, they never let you talk on these podcasts. You gotta stick up for yourself in these days. He's like, you were gonna talk

and then all of a sudden this guy goes, I was fucking his train. And I was like, yeah, that's, you know, it's his podcast.

He's like, dude, dude, fuck yeah. Well, also it's like, if somebody wants to like, the thing is,

I just have a deep fear of dead air. which I need to get over because I've been podcasting for like three years and it's like you're just like oh if we hit dead air

the listener's gonna turn it off and you know delete your they're gonna delete the podcasting app off their fucking so I just like we'll fuck it

just diarrhea out a bunch of shit but it's like when somebody comes on it takes over I'm like take over so Sam what's the important stuff you want to say for your dad

welcome to the Sam Lichtenstein podcast yeah what is your direction has anyone ever invested in bonds of security yeah

No he was You know He's just He's just a curmudgeon type Yeah Yeah It was cool But yeah

He was also mad at the thing I expected him to be mad about What was it? Talking about Remember the My black girlfriend in high school Oh yeah He was mad because he got reminded

Between black Or was he mad that he said he was racist That I said He might have said some things You know And I was like, he said exactly what I thought he was going to say. What was that? I never said that.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But, you know. Yeah. You can't get, like, your parents to, like, remember stuff correctly after a certain age. See, that's why I'm glad my dad doesn't even know technology. I thought you were going to be like, that's why I'm glad my dad's death. Yeah, I forgot to see these podcasts. You know, that'd be great.

Yeah. Yeah, I think. Oh, can you hold the microphone closer, by the way? Yeah. By the way, that is the most quoted. Like, it's almost an inside joke for the listeners. Closer? Deep throw it?

Deep through it? But fucking, yeah, no, my dad was listening. So he'd, like, stop listening for weeks. And then he's like, by the way, like, you shouldn't, I went through, like, a crazy weight loss phase. And he's like, you shouldn't cut out carbs and just take Adderall and go to the gym. It's just not a good idea. Yeah, that was from our episode.

Yeah, yeah. So I was like, oh, so you are listening to the podcast. Yeah. Yeah. I didn't just tell you that. Yeah. Yeah. So he knows like, yeah, I don't know. But, you know, I mean, good for him for like not telling me how to live. I guess that was one thing he told me how to live my life. Like all the other like unhinged behaviors. He's just like, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's whatever. Yeah. I don't know. You know what I am? I am worried about people worrying about me. Like for me, it feels more condescending than good if people are like. Because then you're like, wait, what? Should I be worried about something? You know? Like, I've been chilling, you know? The financial thing is reasonable. But I feel. But I feel like, like people thinking

I'm a drug addict is concerning. Nah, drug addicts are cool. That's what I'm saying. Exactly. I fucking love drugs. It's all in my head. It's all in my head. Like, sometimes I'll just tell somebody about like a fun weekend. I'm like, and then I fucking did this. Yeah. And then you know, this. And then they're just like, oh, okay, that's a good idea.

Yeah. I don't know. Fuck you, man. Yeah, exactly. You're a loser. Shut up. I'm doing cool shit. Like, Adderall and no carbs, dude. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. It's productive. Getting some ringware. I don't think I've ever said the words. Do you think that's a good idea?

Yeah, exactly. You don't ever need to say that. Because that's so funny, too, because you're not asking the question. You're not really wondering if you, I think it's a good idea because I fucking did it. Yeah, yeah, right. What you're saying is, I think that's a bad idea. But you just don't want to say, I think that's a bad idea. Yeah, go out and say it, pussy.

Like, you can say it with your chat. I think he did say it. I think he said, you need to stop. Your family's deeply concerned about it. It was like an intervention. Yeah, your entire family's in chairs in a circle. you're like, I think he was worried about me. I'm like, so you're listening to podcast.

Okay. Glad by, by... You guys are all fans. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Make sure to like and subscribe while you're doing that dad, or you gotta get that algote push it. I just gotta push it. Well, it would be funny, too,

it was just about the Adderall and carbs at the gym. They're specifically like just planning out nutrient plans for me and stuff like that. Yeah. Yeah, I took it this morning. That shit, I thought it would wear off because it's terrible for being silly. You're taking it? Adderall? Yeah.

Yeah, I haven't, in a while. I've been doing like caffeine pills. That shit's like... Dude, me too. Yeah, I see, it's fun. This morning I woke up at 6 a.m. took an adderol and a caffeine pill, went back to sleep.

Then you wake up... How? Because it takes like... Both of those take like 30 minutes to kick in. So you get a little extra 30 minutes to sleep. Sometimes you fucking, dude, I have sick, lucid dreams on them. I was gonna say, dude,

how do you not like hallucinate? Bro, it's crazy. So like... I mean, you wake up in a panic attack. I was gonna say, you must wake up like a fucking morning wood, just fucking rock hard. Yes.

But that's how you get things done. because you're freaking out and sweating and you're like, I need to get to my laptop and I need to email bookers. Yeah. Like, I need to get shit done right now.

I need to get everything done right now. I've ever gotten done yet. It's great. And then, yeah, I remember I had one, dude, the funniest one of the funniest one of,

I've listened to my podcast falling asleep. And then I loosed, this was like a, I think caffeine pill nap. Like I took a caffeine pill and then took a nap. And I was literally like,

I was just sit in my living room watching my podcast. Like in the train out of it was like, that was like, Cool. Having someone walking on that is worse than

than getting caught jacking off. Yeah. What are you doing? Oh, it's terrible, yeah. And then the other one

was, I should do it with something cool. I should do it watching a movie about dragons, but I, uh,

the other time I was listening to a stand-up set and I just like fell asleep well on, like, right after a caffeine pill. And like,

I was, same thing. I was just like, in my set. Yeah. Um, because you're like, I guess,

I should probably like half asleep in a way where you can, I should just do this with porn, dude. Yeah, you know, just... Yeah, well, I'm not listening to my podcast. I should do... Fall asleep to a nice, like, uh, porn sounds. Yeah.

Like, you know, me or collegian. Just that. Dude, I just got back from Florida where porn is like, uh, band basically. Are you serious? We gotta like, okay, so Pornhub isn't there. Oh, they have like the thing. Yeah, so what happened was like, they had like the age verification thing. Yeah.

So Pornhub is just like, we just don't want to do that because we don't want our users, like, putting in their credit card. They want to give porn to kids. They just don't want, like, the users to be like, so, like, porn hub blocked all the states that did that, so you can't get Porn Hub. You can do other stuff, but then you've got to put in your driver's license.

Like, I was just like, eh. Right, yeah. Like, at that point, you're like, I'm not even horny anymore. Yeah, yeah. It shows you your face because I has to do a facial recognition. Yeah.

You're stupid face. I'm throwing my phone against the wall. Yeah. And then I got back here, and I was just like, let's go. Let's fucking go. Seven hours. Seven hours straight.

Of commercial free porn. Red zone for porn. Well, you just, it's just weird down there because, like, there's certain things, like, you look up and then you're like, you, uh, like, you look up, you can watch porn on Twitter still. Yeah, you can do that. If you go on the four you, you're finding porn. What do you mean? If you just go in the four you, you'll find, like, either, like, a scene from a TV show that's like, they're about to have sex. So then you're like, all right, I'm a little horned up.

Or you'll just see straight up porn. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Mine doesn't have You gotta dig deeper You gotta get in touch with Elon and say, hey I don't think they know me on the 4-you

Yeah Yeah, it's just child porn Come on guys Come on guys I'm a milk guy I've grown up all right I'm matured That was the old

That was the old me That would be a very funny Guy on trial for child porn Look I'm not in that anymore Come on that was last year Dude Can we grow up already?

Can a man grow in this country anymore? It's not even hot anymore. Put it on right now. It won't even get hard. It's not even my thing, dude. You're like, all right, this is cool. No, let it play a little longer. Let me show you how not hard I am watching Trample.

No, no, look at my penis. You fire your lawyer. Sure, you're going to tell me this isn't hot. You're going to tell me. Yeah, I wonder, nobody's, I guess there's like Mambla, right? Isn't that a thing? Like the man boy love association, but nobody has really stood up about like, like they're like

the whole argument you obviously got to take is you know I have a disease obviously or like a thing but nobody's just been like nobody's gotten caught and they've been like

has anybody done that where they're just like no no no no I like it can we just be chill about this because like it's my favorite thing can we do it? One to catch a prayer where the guy is just like

eating pizza right? Yeah that one's great dude there's one where the guy I think it's an Indian guy usually but he just walks in completely naked into the house which is such a funny move and then like I think he tries to sit down naked

and get him fucking like come on get a robot just hands him a napkin like come on just cover up you know yeah that's a it's such a weird culture because I am like you know

obviously Indian people no no I meant like the weird like we are like fucking we like fucked up shit As far as like Washington, catch a predator, you're like,

here, I get. Like, there's that whole like, yeah, fucking piece. Like, the Diddy trial is such a fucking, people are acting like they're not so excited. Right.

And it's like one of those things they're like, oh my God. And then this hat, and then Kit Cuddy was there. Yeah. It's like, why are they making cameos

during like a trial right now? Yeah, they're like the guests, like the clap out. Yeah, they're bringing a gig daddy. He has a catchphrase. That'd be funny if it comes into like a song. It's like, Sol Rinn is this laugh.

He just comes into the fucking meeting. I'm on the pursuit of baby oil, baby. Yeah, it was fucking, like, you can even see, I was watching my mom on CNN, you can see like they're getting excited. They're like, well, he used ketamine, which is a disassociative, and then you combine that with MDMA, and then you're getting kind of a crazy,

you know, who knows what happens next? You're on the couch, writing. What else? Interesting, tell me more. About to go to Key West. I've never seen news anchors have like more fun. They're so excited about it. You can see they're just like, and then Shug Knight

he's involved. Yeah. They're like excited because like it's not Jeffrey Epstein like, you know, it's not Democrat or anything. There's like, ah, pedophile. Diddy? You know. Yeah. Well, it's celebrity. Yeah. You know, all our favorite people. Yeah. Yeah. And we don't know who's guilty. That was kind of an annoying year when like, I think like, because this has kept being on like two years probably yeah. It was like a year ago where people were like, do look at this guy saying,

hey, no party like a ditty party. It's like, yeah, that doesn't mean he. he fucked the child. Yeah, it's like LeBron and Kobe. Yeah, people were like, clear pedophiles. Because he went to a P. Diddy party. I was like,

my favorite one was the one where he does like a graduation speech. Oh, and he's like, ain't a party like a Diddy Party. And he goes like, y'all not, it's like all old,

older people, the camera cuts too. And he's like, y'all not going to bed now, right? Oh my God. The caption was like, how did we not see this?

Dude, there was like a, you know, The funniest one I heard is By the way, this is great because I'm really not looking up any of this. I'm just going from what I heard. It's factual statements.

Yeah, this is all, yes, 100%. He had one where he apparently, like he was like a big cuck. And so he'd get like jiggles those to fuck his chicks. And there's one where apparently, I would love to look this up because I hope it's true. He wore like a hijab while like another man fucked his girl.

Yeah. I did remember. hearing something about like he yeah he would like cover himself in like the i think it might have been a burke because you know he loved costumes dude he was in the joker makeup he's wearing a joke well at a certain point when you're famous like that it's like you you kind of want to be treated like you know a nobody yeah yeah nobody so it's like you know let me put on the burqa and you know watch some lady get fucked is burqa telotubby or is a jargon Teletabhi.

Teletabhi. I love telotovie. Hijab. Okay. Burka is like just... Oh, so he was just... I heard something about Burka.

Okay, yeah, yeah. Because that would like... The Talatuby one's very... He has the fucking horns of it. He's just dressed up like a teletuby. He's like, go on. There's a giant baby in the corner of the sun. I'm Muslim

Danny like you fucked Kidcutty's dog right that's insane I don't know I did read he fucked Kid Cutty's dog and they the dog was like a weiner dog in the picture that I'm like that's really bad

See that's gay If it was a cold retriever Maybe we'll let you slide We're beautiful We're almost ladies Old retrievers are basically women Yeah But a weiner dog

Come on That's basically a dill dog That's where you got to draw the line Yeah Yeah, that's where I was draw, though. Yeah, and then there was a thing about, I think he broke in a kid cut of his house and, like, opened all his kids' presents or something like that. And then blew up his car. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Dude, I didn't kid cutty. You tried to kill him, yeah. Oh, okay. You blew up his car. What the fuck? He threw him all the cocktail out of there, yeah. Oh, shit. Yeah.

He was wearing the Joker outfit, too, while he did it. There's no way. That should have been fucking awesome. See, I would believe that now. See? You could believe anything. Yeah. Everything's a fact.

Yeah. Yeah, he's like, I'm only fucking. fucking my half of the dog. I know how I got these scars. I was fucking a German trapper. He really sees himself as a joke. Yeah. He was like method acting that entire night.

And like, Tyler the creator, like pulled up and he was like genuinely scared like watching Diddy in that costume. Yeah. That video was, oh man. I wish we got some,

you know, because he had a lot, he's getting pretty Mexican outside. Puerto Rican Day Is that today? That was like two days ago, I think. Yeah, it was Sunday. So now it's got to be

fucking Venezuelan Pride Day. Okay, I'm wondering if the audio is... I like this kind of Hispanic music. Yeah. I don't like the... Yeah, the giant bass-boasted, like... Rigga tone. Yeah, the best dancers, but the terrible music.

Yeah. It's like the bad bunny beat. I don't like that. Like all the songs... Yeah. It's exactly the same, right? It's the same thing. Yeah, yeah.

They have the same tempo for like every song. Some ice merch? No, no, no, no. Of course. No, I'm neutral. No, no, no, no, no. I'm not, I'm not. Nobody asked my take on that.

Nobody asked my take. I should not. They do be looking fresh, though. Yeah. Ice or the? They got cool outfits? I don't know. I'm guessing they're dressed like swat.

They just kind of dress regular with like one. Hamo thing over it, you know. Did you see them nuke that fucking camera lady? No way. Dude, this fucking guy. I don't know if it was like SWAT or IIS. Oh, wait, they shot a rubber bullet at her or some shit. Dude, they hit it with like, it looked like a flare gun.

She's just standing there interviewing. That's awesome. The guy's kind of just like, like, yeah. Like, you see him kind of like think about it for a second and they just hit this one. Just went GTA fucking online mode. Just like, all right, get out of my face. She's not even like, these pieces.

is a shit. She's just like, we're out here and she's just like, fucking bitch. Wait, I could just actually do this. The free will test. Permission to go GTA online mode. Yeah. Yeah, it's really like, as nobody asks my take, you know, I'm not a, I'm kind of like I get secure on the border, but I don't think, I don't

think we could handle no Mexicans. Right. This country, it's like pulling the bottom piece of a janga tank. Right. You're like, all right, now we got to work now. It's just like no one wants to do that. No, yeah. But I think the people at the top, they're probably so far away, they don't realize how much is that would affect yeah everything yeah yeah the mexicans are doing a lot um and

especially the music the music is amazing well you know maybe we do maybe we do maybe we do maybe we just kick the bad bunnies yeah we keep the little fat mexican dudes with the leap lowers yeah kick out the ray mysterios the bad bunnies yes uh let's make this rule if you have gel in your hair you're out get out you have a line in your eyebrow hit the bricks pound Yes. If you have a neon shirt and pit stains and you're like 5'4, you're on the front lines. You're telling, okay. You're back. You're just describing Puerto Ricans and Dominicans. Yeah. Shout out. Yeah. Yeah, that is true. But I think that's your beef.

Yeah, it is funny too because I remember like, dude, I'm just so detached from all of it. Like, L.A. feels like another country from so far that I like, it was burning. It was like, now there's a riot. I'm just like, I don't. I hope they're having fun. Yeah, yeah. Like, genuinely, I'm like, this, it just does not emotionally affect it. It sounds bad, but like, I don't know, there's certain things that I'm like, if it's not happening in my life, you know, hey, good luck.

Yeah. Well, it's like when, like, the ice raids first started happening, it was like shit, because I work in construction, I'm calling people and they're like, oh, do we, like, they're pulling over all our vans for like no reason. I'm like, this is fucked up. I just feel like an emotional thing where I was like, this is wrong. And then I just saw videos of L.A. and I was like, oh, that's kind of far away.

Like, for some reason, the LA thing made it. Yeah, yeah. Not an original. It was just like a GTA, man. Yeah. Yes. But Florida, when they were, when Florida was doing it, I was like, this is not cool. But it's, for some reason, it's just, because I'm from Florida.

So, L.A. was just so far away that I'm like, I don't know what they're doing over there. They're fucking hippies, you know. Yeah. Yeah. Part of me was like, okay, you guys have been, you guys have been wrong enough times. So just maybe chill a little bit. Yeah, maybe relax, all right? You know.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. yeah i don't know the answer to any of this and i took adder all day so i should know yeah you should have this salt i should have this solved i should have this solved i was thinking about going to some of the protests to meet some like uh latinos hell yeah you know how would your dad feel about that he's like hey you're getting closer you're getting closer yeah though i don't know they were they were

having one yesterday i think in uh downtown yeah i don't know i've never so i've never i've never i've been to protest before, but as well as in a relationship, I don't know, how do you get pussy out the protein? You kind of have to go the hardest. You get mazed, right? Yeah, you have to get mazed, you have to have a giant sign. You get mazed, like a jellyfish. You've got to pee on my face.

Get it off, get it off. Not you, dude. I didn't say come. I didn't say come. But I'll gladly take it, I guess. Chicks only peat on my face. Yeah. Well, because it's

It's like one of those things where you fucking like, like, yeah, I definitely saw dudes at the George Floyd protest trying. I'm like, you. That is insane. I'm not sure they were like actively, but I'm like, just the kind of like this and the kind of like, ah! I'm like, okay. You're a try hard. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was like, I think this dude is trying to, um, you don't really push me.

I almost, I was like debating. I was like, you know, should I go to this protest? I'm like, well, you know, I think, whatever. This is now me getting insecure now. I'm like, I shouldn't share all my political views, whatever. I was like, this is fucked up, you know. I think I'll go to the protest. And then Ice-T posted something about,

he was like, they're treating y'all like N-words too. White people to protest, y'all are Edwards too. And I went to the store and got aside. It was that, I was like, I was like, this is, you know, bad. And I do want to show my support. Because I think in a way, you're like, you know, if nobody protested besides black people, Yeah,

with the whole kind of shitty for black people. So, like, I get white people show up to those protests because they're like, oh, okay,

we're not like, you know, not like that guy should get credit now, but you're like, all right, it's not, there's other people

that agree this is fucked up. But then ICE said I could be an N-word too. And I was like, mom, do we have a sharpie? Yeah. I got to make a sign.

Let me take your car. I got to go to Staples. Yeah. That was a weird time. But yeah, no, it feels like, it's funny.

That's where you drew the, You're like, I can't be stopped before I leave a CVS every time. Wait, what's up? I can't, like, be treated like, you know, like Ice 2 said. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, no, he's saying the protesters were getting treated like that. Yeah. So I was like, I want to be.

Oh, so you were like, I'm trying to get treated. No, I'm not trying, but I'm like, he's like, y'all out there protesting, y'all some men were too. I swear to God, it was like a, I was thinking about going. But that was the push. You were like looking at your du rag that hasn't been worn. Honey, where is my super du rag? I just had it. Honey, where is my...

Where are my Air Force ones? Where's my Enniscy? Dude, how funny would it be if I showed up to the George Floyd protest in Jordan's anti-ture. Yeah. Black and mild fucking Duragon.

We're all the same, yeah. Yeah, we are the same, y'all. You're just talking like, like, ha.

Ha-ha. Type shit. They're like, dude, go home. Get out of here. You're making it worse.

You're like, I feel you, dog. I feel you. Just not listening. Just that. For real, for real, though.

We're going after this, though. Yeah. Where to function out after after? Leave. They're like, dude,

kick-lots. We got an after parties? I didn't you like to party Dude what was the There was a really funny Cuomo Dureg thing So he like There's this thing where

Cuomo's with a bunch of these seats So he's wearing like the seat What do you call those? I don't I know they're not called towels I think it's turban Turbin so he's wearing a turban But the guy next to him

He's like the white guy who just has a du rag on Yeah yeah I saw that picture I have no idea what it's from but I'm very excited. Well, he would do all these events, you know, New York and just like put on the thing. That, okay, it just has to be like,

I know you go to places and you want to show them like, I've worn like a yarmulka at like a barmaxvah. But like you got to, there's got to be a moment where you put a turban on as an Italian. You're like,

this is offensive. Yeah, I can't be helping out anybody. Yeah, there's no way they're going to be like, oh, he's just like us. Yeah. I went to the Indian wedding. They fucking love that.

shit. They fucking love Yeah, because they wear the whole thing, right? I posted a picture with, like, me and like the full thing. Is that shit comfy? It's great. It's like, pajamas? Yeah, it's nice. See, that's late. I wish like, I'm Catholic. We just wear

the most uncomfortable clothes. They make you wear like dress clothes. It's like, dude, can I show up in some fresh shit? I'll see the Jews around here. It's very uncomfortable. But they got cool hats. Yeah. The fur hats. They seem itchy. Yeah. It's a little much. I don't

it's kind of a specific sect of Judaism that where is that nobody else does really yeah the Hesedim Hesedem Hesedem that's a funny thing too

when people get like in the sort of like Jews running things thing they think that like they loop like the Hossids in that I'm like I don't think that's what's I don't think this small Brooklyn community I mean I'm sure there's Hossids in other places but like this is not

they just found out about phones they just realized that you could fucking buy the police sirens and cut everyone off in traffic you know but uh yeah no it's annoying too because like especially to be back in Florida like there's some days where I just wore a bathing sand

and I was like ugh why can't I just be this guy I mean it's like one of those where like I just had too many women tell me not to wear flip flops and I'm like with one less told me not to wear I might be wearing them right now yeah flops are sick yeah I love flip flops dude see like if Cuomo went to like

a Florida event He would also... Dress like a fucking retard He has shades on, dude. He's got his hair greased up. What am I doing? That is a funny move to go from governor, kicked out governor to mayor, right?

That's what he's done? He's going against Adams, right? No, he's going against... It's basically... Well, Adams is done... What? The term limits. And his next, like, competitors,

this is O-Rond, Mom-Dani guy. Okay. The hot girls for Zoron. Don't mess with the Zoron. I will be honest, seeing hot girls for Zoron, having you seen the guy's face, I'm not for Zoron. I'm not for him. Yeah.

I'm like, oh, these are, this is my competition right now? He's actually a pedophile and a rapist. Yeah, yeah, you've heard it first in the morning of a podcast. Zoron is a pedophile and a rapist. So is Cuomo, low key. Isn't that what guy? The only guy you should vote for is me. Yes.

Put me in charge. I'm cool. What's your name was Ryan, wasn't she? Wasn't she? Corinne Fisher running that's real yeah it's funny when people run for things to raise awareness on issues

because I kind of get it but sometimes I'm not saying she's doing this but sometimes like I feel like RFK kind of lied and was like just knew he was gonna get a Trump position he's like everybody vote for me everybody vote for me I love Trump so much

I'm in his fucking fitness tonight yeah you do it really I heard you do it but you do a really yeah thanks it hurts my throat I know dude it doesn't pause It doesn't hurt that bad.

You just got to lock in. And you're like, vibing. Yeah, no, he's... Arctic sacrifice. I met RFK. Really? Yeah, yeah. We did, like, an event in Brooklyn.

What was... Don't keep it vague. What happened? Yeah, we had gay sexual activity the entire time. I put my fucking... I injected him with autism. I took out my cock

and I injected him with my autism. That's what happened. He injected you with... dog is it with his car. I have a picture with him. He did, like, a vent in Brooklyn. Was his shirt off and was wearing the jeans? No, no, no.

Does he smell like shit? He always looks like he's sweating. I don't think he's... And he's eaten, like, fucking deer ticks and shit. Like, he's always eating weird shit. He probably reeks. Yeah, interesting in that way. But, like, you know...

Did you get see Cheryl? He was fucking hot. Cheryl. Yeah. Cheryl. Cheryl. Cheryl. Cheryl.

Cheryl. Cheryl. Cheryl. Show me here. fucking vagina, you fucking horrid. I'm not Larry David. I'm not no fucking jufe. Show me your fucking tetties before I

whack you. Shout out, Cheryl. I like that. I like him being meaner. Yeah, he's just abusive. The curb music still plays throughout the house. Cheryl, where is my fucking blow job, you know?

When you signed the fucking pre-nup, it said blow jobs every morning. Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da- fucking Kennedy. My father got fucking shot for this shit out to serve your fucking I don't want to hear about your day.

Dude, imagine your dad getting shot. And then, like, still running for, like, politician shit. That's great. He was, like, 10 years old or 12 or something. That's, like... He'll probably get whacked.

They're going to kill all of them. So his dad was... Yeah, for. sure. So his dad was Bobby. Where did Bobby get shot? He was at the... Sirhan, Sirhan.

Yeah. They framed Sirhan, Sirhan. It was at like this conference in a casino. Some fucking M.K. He got shot in the kitchen. And RFK is like 100% that like a cop shot him and they framed Sirhan. Yeah.

Yeah, I kind of believe that with everything now. Like I'm fully like... I kind of went back and forth where I was like, I was into conspiracy theories, and then I was like, this got a little crazy. I was like, it gets exhausting.

Yeah, well, like in college, I was like, I was like years early to the Epstein thing. Like I did a fuck ton of Adderall in college. Like, didn't sleep for days.

It was like, just deep on Reddit. That's sick. Dude, I was looking at like blurry pictures in like a cave. And I'm like, bro, it's fucking Hillary Clinton.

That's fucking Hillary Clinton. It was like the blur. I remember, like, look back, it was the bluriest picture of the world of just a blurry person in a cave. Yeah, it'll be a video of like a black screen and then like an evil man laughing and then children screaming.

They're like, this is the Podesta brothers. You're like, oh, it must be. It's a child screaming. Yeah, like, I haven't slept in three days. I'm supposed to be studying for finals, but I just have not even known. No, I'm uncovering fucking secret. This is way more important. Way more important, okay?

And then I was like, this stuff's fucking whatever. And then like, you look at the MK Ulter stuff. You're like, oh, yeah, that just makes a lot more sense than every time somebody, every fucking time. somebody, it's just so weird. Every time somebody, same with the guy who fucking shot Trump. Every fucking time, you're like,

why is there no information on this guy? Yeah, why is his entire search history deleted? You know? It's fucking wild. Where'd he come from? Well, the Trump, the Trump Butler guy was total CIA.

Yeah, he was created. I don't want to trigger you. All of a sudden, we got to go. Yeah, we all do. You were CIA. He was deep state asset. But, yeah,

it was just like, like, the idea that he- Sorry, this is too much thyroid. now. Nah, fucking show it. Not enough.

Not enough. I gotta run them numbers up, dude. Show some leg. But we got some feet dudes that fucking, oh. They said I had nice socks.

Yeah, yeah, so I've been, here you guys go. Yeah, the comment on the last one, wear the bare feet, Michael.

And the answer is you're going to get them when you fucking get them, okay? Yeah, exactly. Did they migrate from Patty over to yours? It's amazing.

I don't know how it all started. But next thing you know, people are jizzing to my feet. Show feet. But my thing is I don't pander to them. Sometimes I do know feet shoes because I just happen to not have shoes that day. But it's not like the second I don't want to start being like,

when you're looking like that. So, which Patty does. Patty does it hard. Patty panders hard to the feet boys. Like dance, monkey dance. No,

I don't like being told what to do. So when they're like, take your feet out. I'm like, now I won't. Like, it's a gift for you. You can't get these for free.

What? Yeah. I'm like, it's a gift. Like sometimes I'm just don't, I don't care at all about dudes wagging off my feet. That's fine. I really,

I'm happy I'm providing them with something. but I don't want it. I want it to be like because I just happened to not wear shoes that day. You know what I mean? They're like, oh, we got on the way in there. Yeah. They're like, shit, this is going to be a good one. You're not trying to monetize.

You're just like, you know. Yeah, I mean, have I thought about it? Of course. Have I thought about, you know, doing full movie scenes with just my toes? And then being like, this is comedy. This isn't porn I'm making. I've thought about that. This is art.

Completely, yeah. I was like, I could do different, I don't know where the blackface lands, but I could do, I could do, I could do black, like I could do things in my feet I couldn't do

with my face. Yeah. Yeah, I could do lots of scenes from lots of movies. Give it a voice. That is true.

You. I'm the big toe. Yeah. Where does it cut off? Can you, can you black hand? I'm just always trying to get away

with something. Yeah. I'm just like, I could go all the way up to the neck. Right. Is that, that's the rule

because the bodybuilders basically that, yeah. And then they have a telotubby. Yeah, and then they go teletov. Yeah. Then the face is just,

yeah. white um there's something i was gonna fucking say about uh yeah that fucking uh yeah the trump shoot oh yeah yeah there's just i don't know well that was to me it just like obvious you know cia yeah yeah because like there was no like what person below the age of right you know he looked like he was created like the day before it's like leave him in the oven a little longer you know let him cook fully dude he looks he looks undercooked dude malnourished and like they had like footage of him like in a black rock

which I didn't think was real at first and then like they were like oh no yeah like black rock was like you know investing teachers pensions in their funds and like they would go to different schools like do you think you know

you think there's a moment where you shoot the president you're like wait did they get me like fuck is this a bit they sigh out oh fuck god damn I fell for it again Jesus. They just shoot him.

Yeah. Like, all right, you got me. I don't think, like, there would have to be, like, something to get, like, this guy would have to actually have, like, a personality, you know? Yeah. I feel like there's something. What do you mean he has of a personality? Like, oh, they got me. Like, I used to be this guy.

Like, I don't know if he was ever, you know. Anything. Exactly. Like, literally. He was a figment of our imagination. But the way people would describe him on CNN was so funny. Like, yeah, he was just kind of, he smelled weird. They were just roasting this guy.

He would pull his pants down all the way at the urinal. And you're just like, did none of you talk to it? Like, he just had zero friends, zero social life, zero online footprint. Well, that's always like a serial killer. There's always the serial killers that are always like, yeah, I don't know what their parents are like, I don't know what happened. I'm like, yeah, don't lie, you butt fuck your kid. Yeah, exactly. That was the thing.

They couldn't even like talk to the parents. What not? They would go up to them. I remember there was one where they would go. This was kind of like my, like I went down like a little around. Hell yeah. They went up to like a Costco parking lot and there was like this guy in like a hat like next to his dad at Costco. Just like another dude with his dad.

What are your thoughts about raising the price of the hot dog? Yeah, they were just like literally they couldn't get an answer out of them. And like, because they're paid actors by the United. Exactly, dude. They're crisis actors. But, no, I just think, you know, they got the guy they want in that kid. Well, I think it's like, yeah, I don't know. It would be funny if like, yeah, I don't know.

I don't even have. As I said, I've been drawn, there's, I think it holes in my brain. I can't disagree with that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We'll figure that out later. Yeah, I don't know. I just go back. But then it's like, now I believe this guy's a CIA thing.

What does that leave me? Right. Like, now that I know that, like, what am I going to fucking... You just got to wait for the next episode. You know what you're going to do? You're going to tell chicks and they love. Yeah. Nothing more.

They're like... Oh, my God. What? Yeah. He was a government asset? What? You're hallucinating. She's walked away 20 minutes ago.

Have you seen the... I saw all the... the other day that said like Mike Myers is a CIA. It's like, all right, come on. Awesome. Shrek is a CIA. Oh, yeah, I did see that. Yeah, yeah.

It's just like, okay. They were like, his mom said one time he met with like British intelligence. And I was like, okay. It's like, okay, so he sabotaged us with a sick ass animated movie. And shitty Austin Powers couple of movies, you know. It was funny because the video two had, dun da-da-da-da-da-da-da-ha. Just showing Mike Myers.

So, like, that's awesome. Like, he was actually reenacting what he learned at the CIA. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. So an asset means, like, that's confusing because, like, the CIA could be like, hey, can you, like, step out of our way for a second? Yeah. Yeah, like, well, you just assisted.

You just helped us out a lot. Thanks, pal. Yeah. So, like, how does, what does the CIA asset necessarily mean? I think it just, it literally means, like, they pay you to, so if someone paid you to step out of their way, then it would be like, oh, you're a CIA asset. Paid you to step out of the way at a certain time. like maybe your bodyguard for a certain president

why don't you step out of the way it's a line in their financial state right so what's the situation where Myers could have done something I don't even hear it. We're going to need you to sit out tricks yeah we're going to need you to make the love guru

you're going to do an Indian accent yeah I'm just trying to think of where he would I don't know. That's an insane. I actually haven't seen that. You just know, love grow out? Yeah, he's like, Indian.

I saw the clips of that. He's like an Indian guy, but you see it, right? Yeah. He's like, what is it? He's like, he's like a hairdresser, like, pretending to be. That's the Zohan. Oh, is that Zohan? Yeah, that's Zohan, yeah.

That's a guy who's running for mayor who does not have the morning get endorsed because I'm just like, you know, there's a thing that I'm like, I'm not the jealous type, but I see hot chicks being like, this is our guy. for some reason. I'm like, I normally like you getting a pussy. But I don't know,

making a shirt being like hot chicks for me. I don't know. There's something. It is weird. Unless it's like fatt as shit then I'm like very for him. He's like a fat guy getting pussy. That would be something I get behind.

No, that would never be a thing. A fat guy again, a bunch of chicks to like love him. They would never get on. They would never buy in. I think we'd come from different worlds. Oh, yeah.

Dude, are from Florida, bro. I'm telling you man, fat dudes get a ton of pussy down. I think I actually had trouble getting laid there while I was down there because I lost weight. Really? Yeah, dude. They're like, chicks like love it there.

It's like, uh, not like all of them, but I think there's a thing with like, there's definitely chicks like fat guys. There's all those chicks that you don't care. Right. Like, I think there's a certain fat guy confidence where like a fat guy, they're like, like, that guy doesn't go fuck. Which in some ways, it looks, if it's to the degree, I think, where you're like, uh, fucking like, uh, you look like you're just going to go on Zillow real quick. Well, I think there's like, depressive. depressed fat and there's like fun fat. Fun fat.

Like a Jack Black kind of guy who's drool in the bar. Which one do you think I am? I didn't hear the depressed. Come on. Oh, man. Oh, thanks. Yeah.

That's totalized. That's actually why I had you come on here so that my weight loss would be more than noticeable. Oh, that's true. Yeah. You're like a thick guy, but you're not like a, you're not like a fat dude.

Like when I think of you, I was not like, okay, there's a fat guy coming over the time. Right. Did not even like, let's get the extra cushions. Didn't even like,

like if somebody said you're fat, I'd be like, yeah, maybe. Maybe, possibly. He might be fat. Yeah, but not really.

But, uh, wait, where are you from again? Connecticut. Connecticut. Fat dude don't get pussy there? No.

No. I think we just had like a southern kind of thing for a while where it's just like, Southern charm. There's a guy's like, yes, ma'am. Yes, man. Yes, man.

I am. I eat my whole meal and I'll give you this whole dick. You know what I'm saying? Oh, let me open them lay. You ever sucked my a man's dick while his belly a fill of grits? So this is how I become fun fat. Yeah, I just say shit like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, be a charming fat guy, I don't know.

But I'll suck my dick, honey while I eat this fat chicken. See, this sounds kind of cool. Yeah. Yeah. I think, like, I don't know, I think the South is also kind of homophobic. So sometimes they see a guy with, like, abs and they're like, homosexual. Gay guy, yeah.

Why are you trying to look so good? Yeah. You're trying to suck your own deck. Yeah. Yeah, my brother was kind of thin. I think he got kind of like, people were like,

what are he's kind of pretty boy? He got, he still got chicks, but yeah. That's the, what are you some kind of pretty boy has only been said below the Mason Dixon? Yeah, that is true.

What are you some kind of pretty boy? Hey, Sunshine, where are you going? What are you something about beautiful fucking man? Cute-ass penis. Well, you want me to fuck you, don't you? It's not going to happen. It's not going to happen, even though I'm kind of thinking about it.

I don't support that politically. I know supporter politically, and I'm kind of liking it. Yeah. So no Zoran vote for you, dude? I don't know. What does he look like? He pulled a picture of him? You ever seen pictures of the Taliban?

Okay. Yeah. I got to look him up. So he's... What is his plan to make sure 9-11 does happen again? That's a good question. See, okay, let's see some more. I've seen enough.

I don't know. He looks like a douche. And then that guy is saying like hot chigs for him. Right, yeah. I hate him. I don't like him. Official morning good voter takes. Yeah.

Do not vote for this guy. In fact, if you see him in public, punch him, hit him, get a weapon. Yeah, I'd say this is. From the morning good podcast. He's like, what? No matter who he's running against. I have no idea he's running against. It's Clomo. Okay. I for like four years was like, fuck Cuomo. I think on this podcast, I was talking about it. Hey, Cuomo. We're going to go ahead and delete all those episodes.

Yeah, shout out Clomo, dude. Yeah, he's wearing turbids, having fun. Likes pussy. That's clear. Yeah. Yeah, I'm pro. Like, look, during COVID, I was like, this is out of control. He's walking out directly affecting my life. I was like, I want to go out and party and this guy is not allowing that. So I want you to know, this is just

how much I don't like Zoron, just based on a picture. I know Cuomo deeply. I would watch every day, I'd watch him talk. I'd go deep into the mind of him. I'd be like, okay, what is, uh, I think, no, that was a real Dr. Fauci. That's the book I listen to, but, um, the RFK one.

But, uh, you should go out of there. He's actually a serial killer. Oh, that fuck, he's actually part of the Taliban. I'm like turning it up in the crowd. Listen, kids. Listen, this is a patriot. Yeah, I mean, it's funny. Like, there's probably like a year of me podcasting being like,

fuck one guy sucks. I know everything he thinks about COVID, a deep dive. And it mostly was just like, everybody had different views on that. But I was like, this guy was really fucking strict and really don't like him. But one picture of Zoron,

and I'm fucking taking that all back to you. I think everybody, person. I think we should lock down again. Yeah, I think we should lock down, lock in, dude. Yeah, exactly. Shut down, I won't do stand up. I'm quitting stand up just because we're on stupid fucking face. Yeah, exactly. God, he looked like such a... This is like affecting me in a weird way. I don't like that guy. And you know, I think I'd said

I hadn't seen him before, but then I think I had seen him and the chicks wearing the shirt and I was like... Yeah, to delete that from your mind. If he starts getting pussy in this neighborhood, we got a real problem. Oh, yeah. We got a really... Let me tell you some. It's already too late, Michael. You think he's fucked on this block, dude? Definitely.

Perhaps. I mean... Definitely. This is my corner, dude. His posters are everywhere. If he fuck somebody in this building... I swear to God, dude. Wait, you've gone from the neighborhood to the block and now this building...

Okay, okay, okay. Let's say this. Are you retracting or... If he's fucked anyone in New York... If he's had sex to anybody in New York, he's infringing on my territory. It's like breaking bad. I'm like, out of my territory.

Yeah, that is, I like colloquial, not colloquial, what do you call it, like, the area around me? It's very funny to claim pussy in like a neighborhood. This is my pussy getting a neighbor. Because, like, I don't even, I hook up a, there's like one person, I don't really hook up a people in his neighborhood. But, yeah, I don't know. Yeah.

You got any takes on this guy? I don't know. I mean, he's basically, he's the guy who's like, more left than Cuomo? Yeah. And it's interesting that like the hot girls

are like we love socialism now. Like hot girls and like free money seems to be like what if what if they have a chick off where like they're like because there was hot girls in Zora what if they do hot girls for Cuomo and we compare the chicks

and we vote on who gets the hotter chicks. Yeah, that's how it should have. Every election should do it. Who gets the batter bitches? Go. they roll up dude Cuomo's wearing the fucking turban and he's got like six chicks

with him Zoron Middle Eastern but not wearing a turban he's wearing like a Italian I don't know like a chef hat or something

Yeah he just walks out of the car Oh what's going on over here There's just both Yeah I can't tell who's who Yeah I would That's always funny You always try to make that debate It's like I think girls

Just kind of go wherever Because like there's hot Republican chicks There's hot Democrat chicks you know. Yeah, but there's there's less in New York Republican chicks and

I think yeah, no, no, no, I don't know. I think they're just like not as open. I've seen some chicks on fucking daycare of I was here that are like, they're like, I'm a conservative and part of me wants to just get a right because I'm like, it's kind of hot that you don't give a fuck. Yeah, right. I'm not into like, I would say I'm pretty liberal but not, I don't know, I'm not very political, but I'm like the fact that you are going against the grain, you know, like,

yeah. Yeah. But she probably also knows she's guys are just filled with shit and fuck anything. So they're like, this isn't going to stop. Yeah, yeah, right. Yeah. I'm a liar. Not like, I don't think I lie that much to him.

I lied to myself hard, dude. I like, I quit Zins. You guys ever been addicted to Zins? No, I never know. I've been trying to quit vaping. And I've been punching a lot of walls. Yeah. It's a nightmare.

I've, by the way, on this podcast for years, I bragged about how I never got addicted to nicotine. Because I would just, like, go through, like, I would just like, go through, like, I smoked cigs. Right. I smoked cigs to, like, stimulate my brain. dip for car rides.

That's the thing. Getting a free break at work and a long car ride, you need nicotine. Yeah, what are you going to do? What are you going to do? I'm just going to drive and just stare at the fucking road. I'm going to kill somebody. No, yeah.

It's going to be terrible. So I, in the last, like, four weeks got, like, incredibly addicted to nicotine. Like, I'm putting three zins in. I don't usually litter, but I was like, this is, I can't. Just chucking it anywhere? I threw the Zen pan out of my car and I was like no more. Two hours later, I bought a can of a series.

Yeah, of course. Just immediately. And then I got this new can of Zins that wrote last on it. So I was like, I don't buy anymore. And I ran out of Zins and I just went in my closet today and grabbed a pack of old cigarettes and started smoking them on the room. That's fire. That's sick. That's the coolest thing you could do is just go back to SIGs.

Yeah. Going back to Sigs to quit, I would do that too with, like, vaping. I'm like, I won't smoke Sigs as much because they taste bad. Now I'm just, like, starting, like, what vaping is supposed to get you off of. Yeah, it didn't work at all. Yeah, I don't. Yeah, that, and it was the thing, too, where I was like, I, like, I, uh, these were, like, drunk cigarettes I bought, but I was just like, I need nicotine.

And I somehow justified it. I was like, you know, this is why I'm full of shit. I'm like, you know what I do? I need to get sunlight. So the roof, get me some sunlight. Right. And the cigarettes will get rid of the candy. You have a roof here?

Yeah. Oh, shit. Yeah, it should be utilized more. I don't know. You should podcast on the roof. Pod on the roof. Yeah, you're just next to the train. You're just doing subway takes.

Yeah, there was like kids out there. And I never know when you're smoking cigarettes too close to kids. But, you don't know. I mean, in New York, you just got to deal with it. That's their fault for having a kid in New York. If you don't want them near cigarettes. Yeah, the city is a cigarette. You're not fucking the kid.

you're far enough away that's what I say if you're what if you're not fucking the kid you're not you're far enough away where you could smoke yeah exactly

okay so I have to be penis length away from a kid doesn't that depend on like so three and a half inches yeah just blow your right the kid's like technically it's

what is a cigarette at length away from a kid at least three inches they were on like a different building but even then I was kind of like and then this is how bad my OCD is I put the cigarette out and then I dropped it down like this wooden,

like there's like wooden... Oh shit, so now you're like, I'm just gonna light this entire place on it. Totally, dude. I'm like spitting in this fucking crack. You're buying zins to get more saliva. I'm spitting in this crack and I'm like, I know what I'm doing.

I'm like, I know this is OCD. But in my mind, I catch the building on fire and it's owned by Hasidic guys and now it's like a hate crime and they all die and people are like, Michael, the guy who hates Jews. They found his DNA. on a Marlboro Red

I wouldn't defend you by the way I was just feeling yeah he fucking he was always talking about how he didn't like this yeah yeah yeah actually no now that you hate Zoron that's funny I'll defend you yeah where is he can you look up I mean do we know his policies his takes

yeah I mean so he's 33 years basically running on like from you guys fucking dude I'm not even kidding I saw a glimpse him on the phone that dude I don't know why he like reminds me of somebody maybe Yeah, he reminds you of Bodega owner

No, no, no, no. He has like a cunty look to him. Yeah. Look at that fake smile. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know he's just like ha ha ha ha.

And then back to him. Yeah, he looks like just like that guy that, I don't know, he looks like a very financing kind of guy. Well, he's planning on like raising taxes a lot. up. Don't like that.

He's saying he's going to do like free rent or like lower rent. He also say he's going to fuck all these bitches. No, no, he's not. He's not. He's getting a lot of, a lot of pussy juice on the trail. You know what? If I can get a sloppy seconds, then you might have a vote.

That's so funny. Like, you know there's people that come up and like, are you registered? Are you registered? crazy. Oh, I would 100% be like, okay,

who's going to get me more pussy? Do they do merit debates? Can you like to show? Yeah, they do, well,

they already did the, it's, it's the Democratic primary. So it's like, hey, can I get your sloppy seconds, you know,

just at the debate? So I just pictured like Cuomo wearing a turban and instead of a dot, he's got like a pepperoni. Yeah. That's what it's, that's what they do,

right? Yeah. Hey, I'm, I'm doing. your culture. I'm doing the thing. Like, sir, you have to take off the pepper. It's not what they do. It's a red dot.

It's cool. It's fine. That, it was funny, too, because it was like, yeah, him and his, I, like, I did not like them. And then I saw fucking Chris Cuomo, because he was hilarious. Chris Cuomo was so funny being like, calling an Italian, afraid it was like, calling a Latin. That was an insane.

He was so funny. And the COVID thing was for sure fake. him like coming out of the basement he's like like he's rocky like like leaving the basement like somebody took us in his mind he's like probably not that many people get COVID so I'll be like it was tough for me yeah and then everybody got COVID they're like usually this isn't that you're a fucking tool bag yeah yeah yeah you're like I just like didn't drink for yeah matter fact we're gonna fire your bitch ass for being a douche yeah yeah but then he did the ad of reedlin show and I was like oh he's actually kind of funny yeah um yeah most of these political

people, they just, you know, once you remove the stunts that they have to do, if you actually just talk to the guy, they're chill. Yeah. But, you know, they don't actually believe the shit they're saying most of the time. No, of course not. Yeah, yeah. They're just a vessel for... Yeah, Zoran's a gay

man, and you heard it first time on morning... Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Look, ladies, if you have sex with him, you're... It's a hate crime. It is a hate crime, one. Two, you're just pushing homophobia forward in society because you're forcing this man to have sex with the woman he which doesn't want it.

He clearly wants to suck penis. Yeah. You couldn't make that more clear. You're kind of raping. Yeah. You're, you're raping a gay man, so it's a hate crime.

You're shoving your vagina. You're disgusting vagina on him. Yeah. He wants a penis. He wants a rock hard dick. No, so if you're thinking about having sex with him. Bring it over here. Bring it over here.

Also, yeah, yeah, yeah. Throw, uh, throw, uh, throw, uh, it's like only dudes checking off. Right. I'll take some post. He'll take some pussy. Then when you're at the Hot Girls for Zoron meeting, just saying all this.

So what about, instead of Zoron, hot girls for me, Mike, Sam. Yeah, my roommate, Jake, he's not here right now, but he also... He'll take some as well. So start bringing some more pussy. Yeah, yeah.

I think we're at a fucking, dude, we're exactly an hour. We're 5930, but... Time flies. We aren't also on that. Oh, the battery's full still. Okay. What do you guys want to promote?

Sorry to abruptly end. You're good. Just the Wandering Jew on Instagram and Sam Lichtenstein on YouTube. Perfect. Jake Strom, L.O.L. on Instagram. Jake Strombole on TikTok. Fuck yeah. Thank you guys.

Thank you, sir.