Morning Good - Strip Club, Karaoke, Central Park Zoo - Episode 209

Episode Date: February 18, 2024

Chris Kinback joins the show as today's solo guest. He and Michael talk about the Drake leak, living in NYC without a day job, and how to fix the Furry problem in high schools across America. Thanks to Chris for coming back on the show. Catch him in New York or on the road, and follow him everywhere @chriskinback for updates on show dates, clips, podcast appearances, etc.As always, find Michael Good on Instagram @michaelgoodcomedy and on Twitter @agoodmichael. Check out the show on YouTube and follow the official Instagram page @morninggoodpodcast.This podcast was produced by Paxton Fleming, you can find him on Instagram @yaboypax 

Thanks for the F Shack. I love dirty Mike and the boys. Hey, are you dirty Mike and the boys? How you know who we are? What's this? They called the podcast? Morning, very good. Hey, welcome to the air.

Thanks. Welcome to morning. Pretty good. All right, you sound beautiful. We're here with Chris Kimback. Hello. And me, because Tate didn't be bailed. Oh, what a shocker, dude.

You can't get a comic to commit to, to doing something that's always... You must be so used to that when... When your podcast has no listening. It's so funny. To nobody's showing up. Well, this was those things to. People don't realize it's like...

Dude, it's like you have like a whole week goes by and you haven't done an episode and you're like, dude, I gotta just fucking put this... I gotta record something. You're like, I need more friends. I wish there's people out there. But yeah, trying to work with comics. It's like...

Because comics are always like yes anding things and they're kind of like, yeah, I'll do that. And then the day comes and they're the most unreliable. people in the world where they're like, oh, I got a fucking doctor's appointment. It's like, you don't have health insurance. How do you have that?

Yeah, there's no way. Dude, I had the crazy thing happened with the doctor's appointment. So I was supposed to get my fucking tonsils taken out because I got tonsilized four times and four months. This is recently? Yeah, yeah.

It sounds like a child problem, no? Yeah, no, it's for babies. It sounds like something my nephew would have. I think my nephew just had, or maybe he has appendix taken out. But yeah, tonsils seems like a thing that like chicken pox almost. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You get it when you're a baby or you fucking... Yeah. I shouldn't be getting it, but I got it. And they were like... The doctors told me they were like, it would be like swallowing glass for three weeks straight if you fucking did this, so we're not going to do it. And two doctors said that exact phrase to me.

You should have been like, yeah, give it to me, dude. I can handle it. No, swallowing glass for three weeks straight. I eat glass it is, you fucking... Why would... So that would be if they took them out, or that would be if they don't take them out? It's like swallowing glass for three weeks.

And that's also, crazy because doctors like normally they say this will only sting and it hurts really bad so if that guy says it feels like swallowing glass that means it really fucking feels like swalling glass he's probably a pussy dude he probably doesn't know what he's talking about but that's a um so now you still have your tonsils and now what they're just fucking you know they're just dealing you ever since that happened to bit five I gargle salt water which is something like my mom is always like got a gargle salt water so like that and I always told her I was yeah I'm like that doesn't work I just wasn't doing it yeah like I was just doing things that I always said wouldn't work and like oh gargur

something else mom but not some semen water yeah but uh no we fuck it we uh yeah they were like no it's just not so I'm just gonna have

they're like you might just keep getting tonsillitis but it's not as bad as like and what is it like when you get tonsillitis your throat sucks up and they supposed to have to drain the pus and blood out of your fucking throat it's terrible yeah yeah I assume

so we all still have our tonsils right yeah it's supposed to filter out like other diseases and shit oh yeah so but you just yours just suck yeah mine sucks but they're not It would be like having brakes that don't work, and they're like, well, we could just rip the brakes out of your car.

But like, it would be bad. Like, that could cause more problems. Yeah, you might as well just keep them. Maybe you'll grow out of it. You know, maybe it's just like a temporary issue. Hopefully, I don't know. I don't know. It's one of those things, too, where I can't smoke weed anymore because now I smoke weed in my throat just fucking swell.

So I have to do edibles, which are terrifying. Oh, they're brutal, dude. But hey, maybe it's a good thing. Maybe it gets you to stop smoking wheat. Were you a big weed smoker? No, just before bed. But it's like, I don't know. Just every night before bed, but no, I'm not a...

Yeah, well, in my mind, I'm like, I don't wake you big, so not really a real weed guy. Yeah, yeah. But, yeah, no. And, uh, dude, I had the weirdest fucking interaction, though, because I left, and then I went to, like, a place to get a salad. And this Jamaican lady, she was talking to me. And, uh, I actually, I don't know what the fuck she was.

But she's like, uh, she goes, do you live in this neighborhood? I was like, no. She goes, oh, cool, what are you doing here? And I was like, uh, I went to the doctors across the street. She goes, what kind of doctor's like, E&T? she goes, I'm going to go check it out. She goes across the street. I was like, yeah, she goes, yeah, I'm going to go over there now.

And I'm like, what? That's like the weirdest thing. She's like, yeah, I'm just going to go check it out. All of a sudden, she's like, oh, I need all these things done. I need all these procedures done. Yeah, yeah. I'm like, that's a fucking weird, like, that's a weird last minute. It's like you recommended a restaurant or something.

Yeah, yeah, let me go take a peek and see what it is. Yeah, yeah, see what they can do for me? She asked me, she's like, is a doctor white? I was like, no. She's like, what is he? I was like, I like fucking Indian maybe. I don't know. Maybe Pakistani.

Maybe. It's weird. Iran's also like, yeah, that's an important, that's an important factor. Like, is he some like sketchy underground doctor? Is he like a real legit doctor? What is that after? You're probably looking for Indian. You're probably like, if he's Indian, I'd say he's probably more.

I think everybody trusted. First of all, I don't like, dude, I don't think about race when it comes to a doctor. Like in my mind, I'm not like, oh, this is a this. I'm just like, this is a doctor. He's clearly, hopefully smarter than. But I'm never guessing like his race. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, because if he is a race that like you rarely see there, you're like,

wow, this guy must be really good at his job to like go to like not be in the, in the typical group of people that do this job. He must be exceptional at it, don't you think? So you see a Mexican doctor and you go, wow, he must be. Probably. Yeah, he must be like really good. He must have like. I never think that.

He must have taken like a different path than than the average doctor to get there because he had to jump through all these. You had to overcome more. You had to jump through all these border walls. You probably just had to overcome more to get there. So I would think he'd be exceptional. I was listening to... It's so funny too because I thought you were going to get super racist with that.

You're like, for Mexican, he must be. But you're saying... No, he must have had to be extra good at it. I don't know. Well, I don't know. I don't understand this angle. Because you're saying... Like, if you're an Asian and you get...

into actually no it's kind of the opposite because if you're an Asian you it's harder for you to get into Harvard right so you have to overcome more to get into Harvard so in that case yeah you kind of want an Asian doctor so yeah I don't know maybe that theory doesn't work but there's uh there's um a big issue with I don't know if it's a big it's a big issue according like Ben Shapiro and stuff but they're um they're trying to get more diversity in pilots so they have to they have to like lower the threshold to get in to be a pilot. Oh, really? So basically, we're just going to have shitty pilots flying around in order to get diversity

into pilots. Well, I assume there's like not a lot of female pilots. Right. Is that the main? It's just everything. More of everything. More females, more of what we don't have in there. Yeah.

So basically, yeah, they have to lower the threshold for people to get in to make it easier for these people to get in. How do they have that discussion now? Okay, is that what you really want flying your plane is like, oh, we crashed, but at least it was a, at least it was a woman of... No, no, I agree, but I never know with the Ben Shapiro or like, a lot of these guys, they say, and like, how much does that happen? Maybe it is. Right, or are they really... Maybe like, one guy pitched it at a meeting and they're like, oh, now they're trying to have all trans pilots.

I'm like, I don't know if that's actually happening or if that's just what Ben Shapiro hurt. Because like, but to be fair, I've done none of those research because, like, I disagree with that state, like, it is ridiculous. I don't care how divers, but that's the thing. Nobody wants that. Nobody would be like, oh, while we're flying, I hope my pilot is that. It's Like, I hope my pilot is the best pilot. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. What they are. Which just happens to be straight white guys.

Yeah. It happened to nail it. But it's like, if that's, if that's who's better at it, it's like, yeah, that's who you want as your pilot. So trying to get diversity into different things, it doesn't always, it doesn't always work. Or doing it based on diverse. It's like, just have it be blind. It shouldn't be based on if they're anything.

Yeah, yeah, they should be blind. More blind pilots. But it is my idea. I think, I think, I think space. just did something where they elected somebody with Down syndrome to like parliament or something like that. That's funny. Yeah, or some Spanish country.

But that would be funny if they're like, yeah, just let you know guys, your pilot has Down syndrome. Yeah, that would. You've been practicing a lot with toy planes. This is his first real one. Yeah, that's the, uh, it's all, like diversity's all good and stuff in, um, I mean, it's not all good, but it's all, uh, it's all fine when you're doing jobs that are like, whatever, like companies and shit.

Like, who gives a fuck? you know, I don't give, I don't give a fuck, make everybody have diversity quarters. But then when it comes to, like, my life, I'm like, oh, no, I don't want, I don't give a fuck about that. If you're giving me a pilot that's not as good as another pilot or like a surgeon that's not as good as another surgeon, just because you wanted to hit some diversity thing, I'm like, yeah. But I don't know how much that's act. Like, what was the, like, I'm not, I never know what's going on. Because there's always these same discussions where they're like, this is what somebody's proposing. It was a, and I never know if it's like, it's like, it's like, really cutting kids dicks off.

It's like, look. Yeah. many of that is actually happening. Yeah, yeah, because I'm really like, it's like, yeah, of course I'm against kids getting their dicks cut off. Like, I'm not for it. Unless they're misbehaving. Yeah, unless you need to, like, neuter them.

Unless they're acting out in class, then you have no choice. Can you get, like, castrated, like, just for, like, you're like, I'm not trans. I just don't want my balls anymore. They're fucking annoying. I'm making horrible fucking choices. Yeah, I want to chill out. They used to do that because your voice would, your voice would, your voice. Like, Castro's.

Yeah. Dude, Michael Jackson's dad, they think he was coming to cast. He might have done that to him. Which does that really make him a pedophile if he never hit puberty? Because they say they gave him like puberty blockers or something like that. So he didn't like. Right. So technically his brain is still a child.

He thinks he's a child. His body is still a child. That might be a loophole. Yeah. It's just the years. It hasn't really matured him at all. So yeah, you're right. He might be good.

But even if you're a child, you still aren't allowed to try to fuck other children, you know. Really? Yeah, I don't think so. Can a child get thrown in jail for fucking another child? You can't get thrown in jail, but they would be, you would get in a lot of trouble in school. If you were a kid, if you were like a little kid and you were trying to like touch other kids, though. So it's like, it's like, if you fuck somebody off, I don't think it's illegal for kids to have sex with other kids. No, if you're in, if you're in third grade and you're a boy and you're going around like touching all the boys and girls, it doesn't matter.

You're going to get in a lot, you're going to get in trouble. They're going to be like, no, keep your hands to yourself. Yeah, but that's not because like, that's just because it's an inappropriate place to do that. Like, if you're out of school, then it's like. And you're both consent. I don't want to Google this, but I'm really curious if kids can fuck other kids. I want to know so bad just so I could be like, because it is funny. I think you can about at a certain age, it's like...

I think sex, I think it might be illegal. Like, there might be a thing where it's like illegal to have sex at a certain age, even if it's with people with that same age. Yeah, that are both cool. Because you can't consent. The consent laws are like, oh, you don't have the brain capacity to consent. So it's like even if you... Although, that's not true.

Because if you're, if like, two 15-year-olds are fucking, that's perfectly normal. neither one of them are age of consent. Yeah, well, it's also like, that goes the same argument of two drunk people fucking. Right. You're like, who's, and that's the hard part because the drunker you get, the harder it is to tell somebody else is fucked up.

Right. So, like, people are like, oh, it's unethical for, like, sober guys to, like, go on dates to the girls that are drinking, but I'm like, they actually can decide more if that girl's drunk than somebody who's drunk. Because when you're drunk, everybody seems so normal. So basically the solution is if you're out with a drunk girl and she wants to have sex,

but you're sober, the safest thing drug yourself. The same thing to do would be get really drunk also and then match her drunkness and be like well, we were both drunk. But the problem is you made the decision, you knew you were sober and then you started drinking more and then you're like... Yeah, but it's like you wanted to fuck her

before you were drinking too. It's like, it's not like you were like, oh, now I want to fuck her because she's drunk. It's like, no, I've always your honor, I've always wanted to fuck. Your honor, I've always wanted to fuck her. Your honor, she's look at those fucking tisies. Yeah, yeah. It's not like I was

it was waiting until I got drunk to try to fuck her. It's like I was always trying to fuck her. Yeah, yeah, yeah, basically. But that's not what it is. It's how drunk is she with her decision made? So, like, you're kind of like, you have that little bit of advantage because you were sober for the amount of time. Yeah, yeah. This is all a formula.

This really should, because there's no clear answer. Because there's a thing where it's like, if you're dating somebody in their hammer, you can fuck them. That's, like, not always, but, like, for the most part, it's like, you're not. There's some sort of consent there. Yeah, it would be tough to, like, disprove that it'd be tough to get to catch a chop. charge in that case. Yeah, because, dude, I was hammered. I woke up when, like, I was, like, blackout drunk with that.

I fucked my ex. I'm not like, she's now a rapist because she fucked me when I was fucking wasted. Yeah, yeah. That's not how that. Oh, she was sober. You were hammered. Yeah, it was like the next morning. Yeah.

But I was the next morning stuff's tough because you don't always know how, like, I have a delayed reaction to alcohol. So I'm always fucked up the next day, dude. Like, I am. Well, it's also tough for a guy to ever claim that he was raped by his, by any girl, you know? Yeah, yeah, but I, I don't, like, you don't remember it. You don't remember it, but you also don't regret it. That's the other thing. I've never fully blacked out sex.

I've had sex where I black in and out. I always remember hitting it from the back. I don't know why that's always. I guess maybe when I'm drunk, that's just what I remember. That's just what I remember. That always snaps me back in. It's probably happened to you as a child,

and now you can't. Now it's on your brain. Looking at a woman's asshole wakes me, like, it's like a hypnosis. I'm like, I'm back. Yeah, yeah, you're back. That's what can bring you back to reality. So if Michael Goods ever, like,

blacked out drunk and you want to bring him back to reality. Just put a woman's asshole about it. I'm back. I'm back. Just like fucking, what do you call them? Smelling salts. Just wakes me up.

Yeah, yeah. Do it for the good of everybody and show Michael good your ass. Yeah. If you ever, if you ever see him out too drunk, now to get them back to reality. But yeah, it was the,

it was some lady that's in charge of like, some government thing for airlines. And she was saying, we need to get more diversity in. So it's kind of an important person being like, yeah, this is a, this is the thing we're going to do.

But it's also, these things are always tricky, too, because there's also, like, one person in government proposing something is different than everybody agreeing with something. It's like, like, do you know what fucking, project,

I think Northwood's, what it called? They were going to, like, one guy on, like, JFK's staff was like, hey, we should fake a attack on the U.S. so that we can, like,

invade Cuba or something. Yeah, yeah. And then, uh, he got, like, he got, like, too,

the government was trying to do this. I was like, I don't know if there's one dude who's in the government who represents the government. So it's like, yeah, there's some credibility to it. And then when you find out all the sketchy shit that has happened, you're like, yeah,

maybe it's just a proposal, but at some point there was some proposal. Oh, I was, I heard somewhere that there's a, there was a guy in government somewhere. Maybe like Alabama. It sounds like an Alabama thing. But they were having a problem with kids dressing as furries.

in the schools. And he goes, we're gonna, his proposal was like with no, no sarcasm at all. He's like, we're gonna have animal control. Come.

If they don't listen to the teacher, if they don't, if they keep wearing those furries and like they, they keep dressing up like that and keep coming to school like that, then we're gonna, yeah,

we're gonna send animal control. Dude, just seeing a girl go like, at like a fucking. Imagine animal control having to come in and be like, God damn it. Another fucking fifth grader in a furry outfit.

I got to like tase it and put it in a net. Dude, the idea of somebody throwing a net or what's that like thing you put on dogs? Yeah, it's like the stick with like the thing. Yeah, you lasso them. Yeah,

dude, that has to be, okay, that would be the fun as part of their job. Just trap. Okay, it sounds like I'm a fucking pedophile. Right.

But trapping teenagers sounds fun in theory. I'd be amazing. And they're in furry costumes. So they're like running around. And if they're really committed, they're staying in character the whole time. It really does feel like you're like catching a rabbit or something. Yeah, but it's like a giant rabbit, dude.

It's like you're hunting like monsters. And then or you had a fucking trank gun, dude. That'd be amazing. That'd be so sick. What was that movie? That's like the best way to be, you could live out the, the, I don't want to say fantasy because I don't fantasize about being a school shooter, but you could live out that reality, but not hurt anybody.

Right. Yeah, it's basically a win for everybody. But it would also be getting tranked in the fucking. It would also be like, how do you get animal control to agree with that? Like that means there has to be animal control has to get a call and be like, we have to do this. Yeah, yeah. You just be like, no, we're not going to trap fucking high school. It's their dress like furries.

But that was a legitimate thing that was proposed in a government. Well, my thing is this is like that, I'm on board with that because that just sounds so much fun. Like, that sounds like the fucking coolest thing ever is like just them like, I picture them like dressed in like gilly suits or like just, I don't know how you, I guess that's not a good way to hide in high school. but maybe one's dressed as a furry, and then he's, like, luring them. I don't know, this sounds, this sounds like a game. Right.

It sounds like a fun game. Yeah, like a video game, maybe. Yeah. They should make this a video game. Hunt the first. They should be part of vice, the next Grand Theft Auto. Well, the thing I also wonder, too,

is if you hit it with a trank, like, how do they catch them? Because if you hit them with a trank, they're like, they're like mascot costumes. Right. So, like, it's probably like, it's probably like a shield on them. Well, I assume if they have tranks

that can take down, like, rhinos and stuff. They must have a trink that can that can penetrate a furry costume. You can't be that difficult. But yeah, who knows? But that would be an exciting trial where they're just like...

And they're still in the furry costume. And they're bouncing around. General Shruff Groff says, well, it's like fucking my thing too, though, is like, I don't really like, I'm... So people get really, like, bothered, especially like on the conservative side, they're like, oh, these kids are getting so fucking weird. They're putting like furry costumes

on. They're like, I'm like a, a a non-binary they CV like they I get but then they're like I'm the ZV ZV whatever

yeah but I think it's gone so far that way that's fun for like I like I like the craziness yeah yeah

yeah yeah I'm a squirrel like I think that's fun and stick into it yeah yeah yeah yeah because I remember we always had

some weird kids in school but like this is a new this they almost like ramped they had to ramp it up to a new level

like they had to keep going higher and higher yeah and now we're just at this crazy crazy

where it's like, yeah, it would kind of be fun because now they've pushed the envelope so so far that it's like, yeah, you can kind of just do whatever the hell you want. Well, my thing is, I've never seen a furry. Like, I almost feel like I could see conservatives and making up furries completely just because they're like

because there is, but I... But it's believable. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're like, now these kids are identifying as squirrels. You're like, wait, is that real or you just because I know it is real because I've seen the online shit, you're like, what the fuck is this? But it's also like one of those things, too, where it's like yeah, it's so wild that we went from like, you look like back in the day, it was just men wearing black and white suits all the time. It's so wild that in a hundred, like, dudes were wearing black and white suits all the time always.

And just being like, hey, how's it going? So how are you doing? Yeah, yeah. Like, yeah, very good, very good. Like, the craziest thing you did was ride a bicycle with a giant wheel on it. And that was like out of control. Yeah, it's almost like they had like a uniform for that era. Yeah, everybody had the same uniform.

Which is crazy. And then next thing you know, you have people in. It's so crazy that it jumps to that. Like, what was autism back then? Like, what was the version of, like, that? I just don't think they acknowledged it back then. They were just like, oh, this person is a weirdo. Get it together.

Or they just, like, beat people into submission. So it's like, oh, I want to be crazy. And it's like, no, you don't fucking. Yeah, I guess you just be thrown. But it's like, it's weird, too, because it's like, what would you like, was there like a furry equivalent? Like, was there a guy that, like, glued dog fur to himself and, like, ran around town? There must have been.

Yeah, there must have been insane people back then. I mean, look at it. Airwolves kind of came from was like some guy who like thought he was a wolf. Probably or Bigfoot maybe. Yeah. He was just dressing up. But yeah, there must have, I mean, you look at the amount of insane people we have today. There had to have been, I mean, at least a similar amount of crazies back then that was roaming around.

Well, also, people were drunk all the fucking time then. That's the thing. They didn't have mental health care. They didn't have anything. So the amount, maybe it was just everybody was a little, a little kooky. or people were a little more scared to act out in public whereas now people

like you see insane people on the train and nobody bats an island like nobody cares like I sat next to this lady in Starbucks today and she was just she was just screaming to herself like the entire time and nobody did it like the Starbucks employees aren't going to deal with her

I'm certainly not going to deal with her she's trying to like talk to everybody in there and everybody's just like okay yeah yeah yeah And then, yeah, you just kind of like accept it as normal. It's just like this is, this is what it is. Well, I think it's especially this city, though. It's just like so much crazy in like one. It's not very far like landmass.

Like New York City is like it's like a mile and a half of this. It's like it's like very short. And it's like weird because I like am I and like fucking like I didn't know miles at all until I started doing like the dating apps because you have to do distance. And then I'm like, oh, I'm not interested in anybody that's 12 miles away. I'm like, that's farther than hoboken. Right. But it's crazy thing because in my mind, I was like 12 miles. is fucking nothing, but you're like, no, the city is like fucking tiny.

Right. When you're in like a regular, in a suburb, 12 miles would be great. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're like, yeah, that's a crazy amount. Yeah. A couple's always 12, but I'm like, no, it's fucking insane. Yeah, now you, it's like, even if someone, if I'm in, like, oh, it's kind of a lot. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. If I got to switch trains to go see a girl, that's when you know you're really,

you're really horny when you're like, all right, I'll switch trains. Or, uh, there's this girl that lives in, uh, white planes that I was about to go, I was about to go see. then I was like, what am I doing? It's amazing, she could be the most incredible girl to play it, but in your mind you're like, now I'm crazy for doing this. Yeah, like, that's insane. It's really not that crazy far, but it's like, yeah.

Imagine the amount of women I have to pass on the way. You're doing like a mathematical equation. You're like, well, technically, I'm losing this much pussy for this much pussy. Does it make any sense to do that? But the drug thing's crazy because I was thinking about this too. It's like depressed people. You don't have depressed people because people would just. just getting drunk and like that is that it's a depressant yeah but it but it is a it does

fix anxiety briefly like it does it does like alcohol and xanax don't serve like totally different purposes it kind of does the same thing one's just worse for your body than the other it's like it's like it's still just masks your anxiety so it is really the same shit basically so it's like any and it just doesn't make you as stupid I mean it does but it's like it like alcohol and xanax are almost the same fucking thing and it's like you it was help like there is some benefit to being drunk all the time. Yeah. It's like,

and they did a fucking, they looked, they did like receipts for like the, uh, Continental Congress. Is that what it was called when they signed the Declaration

of Independence? I have no idea. Sounds like it. Whatever fucking. Yeah, yeah, it's good enough for me. Yeah, yeah.

But they, uh, and there was like an absurd amount of alcohol. So these were like, fucking, like, they looked at all this shit. People used to be just fucked up

all the time. While making like big decisions. Yeah, and that's probably what gives you the fucking balls, dude. Like being wasted and being like, they were like,

fucking 27. Being wasted, being 20, and then Benjamin Franklin was with him too. Because he's like, he's like the older guy at the bar probably who like still, he like,

he like, he may have just been trying to like, hang with the younger guys. Like he may have been that like, that guy who's never growing up. Yeah, yeah. But I wonder if anybody was even,

if you were even allowed to be like, no, I'm not drinking tonight. Dude, people would probably be like, oh, that was not a man. The whole,

they're like, you're not part of our new country now. Yeah, like, what even are you if you're not drinking back then? You're kind of just like, I don't know. Not to mention the diet they were eating probably wasn't great.

So it's like, yeah, their brains must have just been. But it's also like we haven't evolved a whole lot past that sense. What do you mean? Are we that much smarter than they were back then? It seems like they kind of had things. I don't know what you're talking about. We're flying in planes and we have people fucking each other on our phones. Yeah, I guess you're right.

I guess we're head and shoulders above them. But yeah, I don't know. Well, I saw the best fucking meme. It was like when you're drunk as, fuck it on wine at 8 a.m. about to watch a guy fight a lion in, like, Rome. And that's so, like, to think about the Coliseum, it's like their entertainment was, like,

just getting blackout drunk. Like, that had to be so fun to watch a guy fight a tiger. Because in your brain, culturally, you've accepted that this is okay. Right. And, like, the Coliseum, you're like, this is great. Like, you go with your family to, like, see, what was the fucking year one where he's like,

this is my son's first, like, rock throwing, like, stony or a whore woman or whatever. You're like, that had to be fun to, like, like, we are all. Like, we were always like, oh, it'd be crazy if people saw fucking Transformers nowadays. It would blow their mind. I was like, it would blow my mind to watch a man get me live by lions in a coliseum full of people. There's a guy just doing like the thumbs down or like whatever.

I think that could definitely work today. I think it would be weird for like a little bit and then we just would accept it. Especially if like these people were, if they were like criminals or something and we were just and this gave them like a second chance. Because you know a lot of people would sign up for that. Yeah. A lot of people would be like, oh yeah, I want to be. Fluencer people. Those are like the reality TV would be like the gladiators.

And be incredible. Yeah, yeah. But then we'd just get used to it. We'd be like, oh, another, another pay-per-view. Like, I'm not paying 25 bucks. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's like, that's a lot of, uh, does the guy ever, like, defeat the lion, you think? There must be a chance that you can win.

Yeah, I assume some people won. Because, like, in the wild, I mean, we eventually found out how to kill. Like, I don't know, I feel like if I was going to make a gladiator match, I'd give the guy, like, a stick and a rock. Right. And he's got to, like, make a spear himself and see. spear a fucking lion. Yeah, yeah. I mean,

they do it with bulls, right? And Russell Crowe did it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It can't be inaccurate. That was a documentary, I think. Yeah. Well, somebody told me the bull fighting shit, they actually,

I didn't know they stabbed the bull at the end. Yeah. I thought it was just like a fun little thing. No, they kill them. Yeah. So that means like, yeah,

anytime they do the running with the bulls, I think all those bulls are going to die eventually. That's crazy. All those bulls are going to be murdered that day because I think there's, yeah, I think they all end up in like one coliseum.

So basically we kind of do do it in a way. Only it's, they made it so that the, although I think sometimes the, the fighters die. So it's kind of like, that's a real possibility that happening. Yeah, it's kind of like the NASCAR thing where it's like people are excited to see. Yeah, yeah, you kind of want to see it. But it is, well, that's the very funny. That's why I get really mad when people get like really like shitty about like Grant Def Auto. And they're like, oh, look at what our culture's turning to.

It's like, we used to have people as slaves. There's no slave video game that now people are like, oh, let's start doing it. It's like, no, that doesn't like, I get it. culture can go so far one way positively and then switch at some point. But I'm like there's no like, we're getting better. Even though we have video games where you beat up whores. It's like that's not like

That's fun. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a bit literally nobody gets hurt. People are like, what does it do to your psyche? I'm like, well, like, I don't know. I don't know too. Because I also wonder if my political opinions are just influenced by what I want. Because in my mind, I don't want Grant Def Dotto to cause people who beat up hoars. I never

think it's the main cause of people beating up hoars. But maybe there's a guy out there who would not have beat uphors unless he played Grand Tamp. For sure. But in my mind, I want to shut that part off and be like, it's impossible. Yeah, it's impossible. But both things are possible.

It's possible you see the Joker movie and then go shoot up a place. Right. But was that guy going to do it anyway? But yeah, maybe that was the trigger that did it to him. But it's also like, do you want to live in a society where none of that shit's possible?

Yeah, exactly. So it's like you get to take the good with the bad. So, yeah, the same thing with like guns. It's like nobody wants shootings and shit, but it's also like people want fucking guns. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's, you gotta figure out how to, I don't know,

because it's like, we could get rid of car crashes altogether, but we just got rid of cars, you know? Do you ever think of a scenario? Like, I've always thought about having a gun, because I was in college one time in this, uh, I pretty sure it's like a pimp and his whore. I don't know, he was just dressed very cool. And this guy was just like holding this woman by her wrist

and she was screaming at him. And then I was like, yeah, what are you guys doing? And then the guy, like, ran away. But in my mind, I, like, thought of a scenario where I was like, I wish I had a gun so I could just be like, Back away from the lady. You know what I mean? Like you want to have like a whole moment where you're like back off.

Because in the city, dude, I constantly fucking freak out. I'm like, dude, is this, if somebody's going to get attacked in front of me, like, yes, I think I would do the right thing. But in your mind, it could be so much easier if I just had a gun. And I'm like, step away from the ladies. But it also escalates it. So it's like, say you do have a gun and then they have a gun. Then it's like, all right.

Then he shoots me and hits his whore at this like. Yeah. And he's obviously got less to lose than you do. So he's like, yeah, I'll shoot this guy. Whereas you got to be like, fuck, what happens if I do shoot this guy? And it looks like I was the, I was in the wrong. Like, you don't know the rules? Am I in the wrong?

Am I allowed to you? Or he uses his whore as a shield and just like gets her right there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you're like, fuck, I killed the whore. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I knew this is good. That would be somebody you play Grand Theft Auto and then accidentally shoot it. You're like, this not, these things are unrelated.

Yeah, this is so not me. Yeah. You shoot a whore in the, in Grand Theft Auto by a mistake and you feel so bad about it. You're like, God, damn. This is so not who I am. And you're just walking around the game all depressed the rest of the guy. Like, fuck, I killed a whore. I think I've only played other people's houses.

But the new one looks so fucking sick, you especially being in Florida. I mean, it keeps getting crazier and crazier. But yeah, I think that was the last video game I really played was Grand Theft Auto Vice City on PlayStation 2. And I was so,

it was just amazing. But then I just never got, I never got into video games after that. Like I, like you said, I'll play it at like people's houses, but I'll never, I don't have a system and shit.

Yeah, well, it's also like, it's a way to ruin your life. Like, there are people I said, like, dude, the fucking, I was talking to somebody else and they're like, yeah, no, there's this guy who was, like, in med school and then you start playing, like, people, like, completely fuck their shit out of video games. But I think it's also, like, good for your brain. It's good to, like, get into that, like, flow state and stuff and video games get you into that flow state. And a lot of, like, super successful comics talk about how they play video games, like,

nonstop. Yeah, yeah, but also, I don't know, they always have the best. habits. Right. Right. But it also... I don't think it's bad to play video games.

I think it's just a time consumer. Right. It's like this is just so much fucking time you're spending on one thing that it's like, I don't know any other activity you spend hours and get nothing physically done.

Like working out, you do one hour of working out. Yeah, yeah. But if it helps your like creative brain and stuff, which I think some people are really does. Not a bad way to do it. And there's worse things you could be doing. And it's also like we have this create...

Like, people put so much time. and effort into these video games. We have all this crazy technology. It's like crazy not to do it. It's like, I don't use an iPhone because I don't want to use it. It's like video games are insanely like amazing right now. So it's like why would, like not playing it because, oh, I might like it. I might like it too much.

Yeah. It's like a weird thing. My thing is I just don't want to pay thousands of dollars for like it or however much is for fucking gaming system. And it's also like, but someone look fucking sick. Dude, the, the mortal combat shit now they're like at, they had. You can play like Michael Myers. You can be fucking like the Terminator in

Mortal Kombat now and shoot the Joker in the face of the gun. Like that's so fucking cool. Yeah, it's amazing how crazy video games are from where we started. I was a big I remember like Zelda was N64 is probably my peak of video game playing.

Yeah. And it was like Donkey Kong or Diddy What was the dog? I think it was Donkey Kong where you had not the racing one but the one where you had to do all these I think it was just Donkey Kong You know what I'm talking about I'll be honest I'm fighting

I think I got to that one I don't know if I explain my situation But I took NyQuil last night Yeah Dude this is I shatted out today Have you ever had to happen You shout out NyQuil

Dude I went to Like the physical pill Yeah dude I didn't know what the fuck was happening So I'm very happy Your body just didn't digest it huh Dude I took two One of them definitely worked

Because like I took it super late at night And I was like having trouble sleeping I was like I gotta be up for this podcast Because Tate's gonna be on it Yeah yeah I got to bring high energy. He doesn't fucking show up.

But, and then I, like, dude, before you got here, I took a caffeine pill, and I'm just on the couch, like, the Nykowl's battling the caffeine pill. Just, like, basically, like, I'm doing some sort of poor man speedball. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then I take a shit, and I see this blue thing in my shit. And I'm like, this is, I sort of freak out. I didn't know what it was. I was like, this is, like, insane.

There was, like, a blue plastic thing. And I was, like, dude, did I, like, eat plastic? Right. At some point, I went through all my meals. I could figure out. I'm like, oh, that was it. looked it up like you could just, the pill just doesn't work.

Really? It just goes right through you. Yeah, yeah. What does that mean? Maybe it's your tonsils that aren't working properly. I don't think my tonsils are filtering out pill, but I think it's just like whatever I fucking ate.

It was funny when I went to the store though because the woman working, there was like a cracket. It was weird because the guy, I walk into the bodega and it's locked, but there's a cracket inside. And I'm like, is he locking her in? Like, what is going on?

Yeah. And then he unlocks it for me. And he's like, the woman's like, oh, you're going to need some gatorade. I was like, no, I'm not drinking a night. She's like, you take NyQuil, you need Gatorade. I'm like, I'm not taking whatever amount of NyQuil you are taking. Yeah, yeah.

I'm not going to need to be hung up. I don't know. That doesn't make any, like. It's always a good thing when your bodega store knows your drinking habits. Yeah. Well, it wasn't the bodega store. It was the crackhead in the bodega store. And they know your drinking habits.

Well, I think she just thought. They just assume. I'm just taking, yeah, she's just assuming that I'm drinking because I'm out at like 3 a.m. But I'm just like not sleeping whilst I'm taking NyQuil. But that's also the kind of thing where I'd be like, she would ask me for money for that advice. She's like, come on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Give me $4.

That's the thing. Sometimes you'll get, you'll just be in a conversation with somebody, like accidentally. You'll find yourself in a conversation with someone. And then you're like, oh, this person wants money from it. This is, it quickly your signs go on. Like, oh, this person, like, I don't know if you ever been to Port Authority and there's people that, like, if you don't know where you're going, they'll, like, where do you need to go? Yeah.

And then they'll, um, and then they'll. they'll also add and then they'll be like yeah give me some fucking oh yeah money for that it was a free it is like a beautiful thing in new york too though the the amount people will try to not have a real job like i've got this dude i started opening different bank accounts of different banks to get money because they're like i get like i get those credits dude i had like a chase credit card but not a bank account they're like three hundred dollars if you open bank cows yeah yeah i'll fucking do that perfect wells fargo i have a debit card but no savings yeah two hundred twenty five it's like absolutely so i'm just opening different bank accounts around

the fucking city. Smart. And I was brought up a conversation because Dan Carney was talking about how he did like the Wilburth theater

and all these comics like yeah I did this theater and I was like I just started opening bank accounts yeah, way ahead of you guys. I don't know what you guys.

How much does that pay? I probably paid more than fucking $300 but but still yeah it is true the things that people will go through like you see all the people selling like

candy bars and stuff on the train and it's like maybe that I mean maybe they don't have any other options and they got to do that but I'm like I don't know how profitable that is

or people that are still collecting cans I'm like is that really really? There's always an Asian lady. And I was like the tiniest Asian lady. And she just got that stick with two trash bags on each end, just filling it to like the max.

I feel like you'd have better look just like going around. Better luck looking for like coins around rather than collecting cans. Or being like a Times Square Elmo. Dude, I might see, I want to do that. But I don't want to like take jobs away from Mexicans. You know what I mean? That's like that is, it's always like a Mexican dude who comes here. Right.

But no, I can see you doing that. I wonder what they do. They just get their own costume. go down there and start charging people for pictures. Yeah. There's no way they're, like, licensed to do that, right? No, no, no, no, yeah, yeah. It is crazy now how you see everybody selling shit everywhere, like selling fruit and

stuff. And I'm like, there's no way they have, like, a license to be here in the train. Yeah. Selling this shit. Yeah. But it's, well, it's one of those things, too, you could be, like, just poisoning. You could put and just raise it with all the apples, yeah. Yeah, are they going through, like, the health department background check?

I don't think so. Dude, how easy would it be to put a needle? inside of an apple. Like, you wouldn't notice that shit. If you just, like, fucking pushed it in there deep. Yeah. That's kind of a smart plan. Now we're thinking. If you're listening, you want to kill some Americans. Start putting needles into apples and putting in there. Yeah, that's fucking like, but it's crazy too. Like, you ever see like the Mexican dudes who like, they've worked all day doing delivery?

And then they're just drinking beers partying together. You're like, dude, this has to be like the best, the happiest anybody's been. Yeah, yeah. They do seem pretty, pretty psyched. I mean, I don't know that it's a great life. A lot of them are just passed out on the train. And that doesn't look, that doesn't look like a lot of fun, but it does, yeah, they do know how to, like, you work hard during the day and then you just fucking drink, drink your face off at night. It's not a bad way to do it. Think about, like, just entering this country has to be fucking terrifying. Because in your mind, you're like, dude, if I get kicked out, I'm going to get sent back to this country where the

cartel is, like, running shit. Right. And it's cutting people up with fucking machetes. And you're like, it's really sucks when you realize how good your life is and how unhappy you are. Because that happens to be all the fucking know. I'm like, dude, I, I, have no fucking day job. I'm single in New York City. It's like I pay fucking nothing in rent. You're like Kevin McAllister. Yeah, yeah, dude.

I'm fucking living home alone. But in my head, I'm like, I miss my family. It's like, it's fucking crazy because I'm like on paper. And I do have some moments where there are some moments where like I went to a Madonna a concert a couple weeks ago. And I'm like, dude, my life is fucking sick. Like, and I was like, I mean, that would be the last thing I would say if I was out of Madonna.

Dude is fucking awesome. I'm like, I'm just drunk as hell. I got to. What was she looking like? She's looking very hoarish. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. She was cool. She, um,

I didn't know lesbians were in a madame. That was really weird to me. But it was funny too because it's like, she went on some like long rant, uh, because, you know, it's, and she did some thing with AIDS that was very,

like fascinating and very positive. I was like, I was like, oh, damn, this is, I forgot. What was you saying? We need to bring back AIDS.

Yeah, she'd bring back AIDS. Yeah. You guys have gone too far. What is she, um, I assume she, she just plays all the hits.

Does she try to do like new stuff and be, like listen listen to my new dude i didn't realize how many hits she had insane it's fucking crazy dude like in my mind i was like i'm done this music and then she starts playing all the fucking songs and i'm like oh shit i know every fucking one of these like there was like so many songs but then i think she started doing covers because i was like ah man i didn't know she made the happy birthday song like a virgin did she sing

oh yeah yeah it was fucking awesome she had all these like gay dudes in the leather like it's all like very like they're like uh almost like anti-religious like they're like crosses on they're like and uh she was so like edgy back in the and now she's like still trying to be edgy well that is the funny part too like a 70 year old this like look how edgy I am yeah yeah I don't know

maybe tone it down a little bit well this is what I wish she did more of so she did the whole thing where like she had this like really because she has a song about AIDS so you're like oh okay this is like nice that she's showing like all the famous people died of AIDS and like it was like kind of like a beautiful

thing I was like wow I really like appreciate all this but then she went on some like other rant about stuff but then she went on a rant about how she's the shit I'm like I want more than that like you know what I mean and the lesbian beings behind me, the gay dudes were like, yeah, more of, more of her

just being like, I'm a bitch, what are you going to fucking do? I'm a queen. Yeah, like that. I like that. I'm literally the most famous person. You could suck my fucking asshole. Like, that's cool. Like, the way she started is like this like gay, a black drag queen came out. I'm just assuming he's gay because he's dressed up like a, not a lot of straight-tooth wear dresses. Yeah, I can't imagine.

But he's going to the audience and just like roasting people. I'm like, this is awesome. I like that. Like, that's sick for him to just be like, from Staten Island, which you've never seen a black man before or a gay man, I bet. Like, you look uncomfortable. I'm like, this is fucking sick. Oh, he was crowdworking

out of Madonna concert? Yeah, dude, in fucking Madison Square Guard. I'm like, probably wasn't even on the, on the, um, docket.

Like, he probably wasn't even supposed to do that. It's just like, I'm feeling fucking. That's just a random gay dude. He just came up. Yeah. He looks fucking official.

He's wearing, he's the gayest of the gays. He's got a pink dress on. He's workshoping his new, his new material. Yeah, at a Madonna concert. That seems like a strange place to do it.

Oh, yeah. But it was, It was fucking like I like the I'm more famous than all you I've probably gotten like the best dick and like I've fucked to the hottest people like that's cool

I like that bragging It's like that's kind of like that element of gay slash lady culture I don't know what do you What do you call a project wrong way It's not just gay people It's like what's the

What's the X and Y axis where you hit gay and women? Because I know gays aren't women I know they're men But they're like that weird They like a lot of the same things I think their brains kind of go towards

a lot of the same shit. Dude, we learned about it fucking sight class. Like, spatial gay dudes' brains in a lot of ways are similar to women as far as, like,

analytically, like, as far as roasting, women are great at roasting and gay dudes are good at roasting because they can break shit down. Like, they notice things that, like, straight guys wouldn't notice.

Right. And they don't really have people telling them, telling them no either. You know, like, girls can get away with saying, like, way more ruthless shit

because they've never been told they can't. Dude, I kind of disagree with that. And they can't really hit them. can't hit him. Like Bill Bursa. They can say all this crazy shit. They can get as drunk and as crazy as they want and nobody can hit them. Whereas guys have to constantly be like, okay, if I cross a line here, I'm going to get, I'm going to get fucking knocked out. Yes. And so I think it depends what it is. Like, I think growing up, dudes can say whatever they want because I had no

consequences. And any girl that was mean, I would be like, she's a fucking cunt. But a guy, they'd be like, that guy's hilarious. So like, in that aspect, I think people aren't like that, but on stage, yeah. I think more women should go for it and be more ruthless. Because on stage sometimes women are kind of like soft and you're like, oh, you have like a great weapon. You can be really mean to a guy and people will clap for you versus like, if I'm really mean to a woman in the audience, people are like, Jesus Christ.

Yeah, yeah. But I think growing up it's different. I think like, so I think a lot of them in their mind are like, oh, if I'm mean, people think I'm a bitch, but it's like, no, you can get away with like a lot more shit than you can't. But you can make fun of a guy for having a little dick as forever. You know, that's like a, you get a free pass for that. Yeah. That guy can't help that.

No, not that we have that problem, but some guys, like, some guys can't do that. Big Dick podcast, dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's probably why Tate didn't show up. You checked dicks

before they got a podcast. You're like, little dick Pussies on me. Like, all right, you're good. You can get on. Barely,

but you got it. You barely made the cat. Well, dude, apparently dick implants, like me and Patty were talking about like that Drake Dick picks fucking insane. Like that.

I never saw that. What's the, uh, what's the deal with that? I didn't, I totally miss that. He was jerking off on a plane. Someone video. No,

no, no, no, dude, he has this, like, It's like reflecting back, and it's him just playing with his dick, and it's like half soft and just fucking swinging around. It looks like an elephant's fucking tusk, just kind of like, you know, when you see one?

You think it's AI or you think it's real? Nah, it's his fucking dick, dude. People who are blown away by black dick. Black dudes just have giant, not all of them, but like black dicks are fucking big. Right. And he was, he sent that to somebody or what was, how did that get out? Yeah, it got leaked by this guy named Krill, who's like this kind of like professional scumbag. Like he has like, I mean, I don't, I don't give a shit what he does.

But he has these like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, He went to our college one time and did this thing called Krill is here which is like, he's like a girl's gone wild which is him posting on his Instagram with a bunch of like horses just like eh.

But I don't know why he he leaked Drake's dick pick or whatever. But I was talking to Patty about it. It's like there's never been a small celebrity dick pick leak. And we're saying what if celebrities the dick technology

what if a lot of celebrities have had dick implants and we don't even know about it. Yeah. Also, if you're a, if you're a celebrity, why are you taking pictures of your... It's crazy that they have the same issues

that we have. It's like, oh, I hope this picture doesn't get out. But they're like a celebrity, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, it's like, that's a... I would probably not have pictures of my dick on my phone if I was a celebrity. But maybe you don't...

It would be different if you didn't know you're going to be a celebrity, but these are after the fact. You can kind of just tell women like... You're like, I feel like as like Drake, you're probably like, you're going to have... Not in a rapy way, but you're like, I'm Drake.

does my dick even fucking matter? You're like, there's no way you care of it. You're going to have sex with me probably. It doesn't matter. Yeah, exactly. He can have a tiny dick. Nobody cares. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And people are going to say you have a tiny dick anyway. If they're mad at you, they're going to be like, but I guess maybe this is good for him if any girls ever like, fuck Drake. He's got a tiny dick. Yeah, I guess if you have a good, I guess if your sex tape gets leaked and it's, and it's a good one, then it can only help. Well, that's got to be annoying, though, if you have, like, a bad angle on your dick. Yeah. Because I got, like, an average hog. And I'm like, there's got to be, there's angle.

I've taken a bad angle before and somebody leaks the bad angle. Yeah, yeah. You're like, oh, dude, let me explain this. Yeah. Or you didn't shave good enough so you're like losing. Dude, I don't want to lose half an inch on a celebrity dick pick. If my comes out, I'm like, no, no, no, no. If a celebrity dick pick got leaked of mine that looks small, I would the next day

make a dick pick of me with it looking a bit with my face in it. I like to let you say lick it there. I would lick a dick. Oh, sorry. I mean. I would suck a penis. of the whole world. But it's like you wouldn't like, yeah, I would like, I don't know.

I always think about that because it's like, would you, the sex tape thing is tricky too. It's like, would you, you're a celebrity. Like, it's weird that like, like, I'm going to be naked on camera. If my career goes the way I wanted it, I'm going to be naked on camera. Right. God, we're all hoping for that. Yeah.

For comedic purposes. We're all room for you to get famous now just so we can see that. Yeah. Well, it's like, it's like, it's like for comedic purposes. A dude's ass is funny. It's like you watch like, we were watching old school the other day. Like Will Ferrell was like, like, Nate. I was like, dude, I would love, like, I like going for the bit, so I'll always fucking get funny.

Yeah, but if you have, like, a sweet ass, it's not as funny anymore, right? Like, Will Farrell, like, had like a whatever ass, like a frumpy little ass. So, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what's hilarious about it. But if you have, like, a tight, nice ass. I'm not going to have, that's, I've been going to the gym a lot. I'm not doing ass workouts. I refuse to have a good ass.

Yeah, yeah, but I think you might have it. I think you might naturally have a decent, decent ass. No, I got a fucking gross ass. Really? Yeah, yeah. Wow. That's a shame. Yeah.

I don't know what your plans are after podcast It's not a... Yeah, yeah. You strike me as someone that would have like a nice, a nice plump ass, but you don't... Right?

Maybe it's the old... Maybe it's the chubby Michael Good that... When you were chubby, did you have a nice ass or no? It's just like, if this is a three-person podcast, it would be funny,

but it's just, it's dimly lit in this. And you just go, you strike me as a guy who has a plum ad. It's just me and you right now. So there is just, There's a...

No, I never had a good ass. I'll take a better look next time. We'll see. But, yeah, that's a... But in my mind, I'm like, I'm like, me naked. It's like, I grew up on, like, jackass. So I was like, oh, dude's getting naked. It's funny.

It's like, I would go streaking all the time. Like, I think stuff like that's funny, but it's like, I don't know, for some reason when you're now putting your penis into vagina and there's a video of it, for some reason, it just brings you down to this level of like, oh, now you're like a porn. Yeah, now it's real. You're right. Like, there's something much different about, like, naked and then, like, trying to be sexual about it. Once you're trying to be sexual about it, it's no longer funny, and now people are going to judge you based on that.

But if you're trying to be funny and men naked, that's, then you don't have to, especially if you're famous, like, if you see, like, Seth Rogen naked or something like that, you're like, yeah, that guy's trying to be funny. Yeah, no, nobody's like, girls are still, like, I still want to fuck him. He's famous. Yeah, yeah. Well, and there's no, like, you never see, like, a guy naked in a movie. anybody's like, can you believe he, like, degraded himself to that? You're like, nah, dude, he just fucking... Yeah, he's being a silly ghost.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Nobody's like, I can't believe my father got naked on me. Right, right, right. I mean, I have no idea what the children of these celebrities are thinking, but I doubt you fucking care. Yeah, they probably don't care. But then when a, uh, when a chick gets naked on camera, that's a different, that's a different story. Yeah, but it's shit. I mean, I honestly, I don't give a, like, I don't judge any of that shit, dude. I've watched so much porn on my life that I'm like, I don't fucking judge porn stars at all, dude. It's like it's a great way to make a fucking living. And you're doing shit that every single person is doing.

You just happen to be recording it and making a lot of money. It's like, in my mind, I don't fucking like, I don't know, there's always those podcasts where this dude comes on. It's like five dumb whores. And he's just like, you guys fucking suck. And I'm like, why are you, these women are like helping so many dudes jizz. And you're being so fucking mean to them. And it's like that is going to exist either way. So it's like somebody has to do it.

But yeah, I would want to be that. I don't, I think they're going to have trouble getting into a relationship. or like, totally, totally. They're children and stuff. I think that's, but in my mind, though, if I'm fucking a porn star, I'm like, dude, you've had the best dicks in the world and you still want to fuck me.

Like, that's, like, the biggest compliment to me. It's like, you'd have to stop doing porn. I would never date somebody who still does porn. But somebody who's like, I've done a couple pornos. I think I could date because in my mind, I'm like, you've gotten the biggest dicks in the best fuckers in the world, and you're still fucking me.

I'm like, that is, that is the biggest confidence booster on the planet. Yeah, it's like they're a professional. They're a sex professional. and they're choosing you to have sex Yeah, you're like Michael's the best It's not like

Oh, your girlfriend's a whore It's like no, you are The best dick ever in town Yeah, yeah, yeah I would Yeah, I don't know if I'd be able to do that But I don't know what happened That conservative side of podcast

Because like when I was in high school Like I was kind of conservative But like my conservative friends were like Dude, it's all about fucking whores And making money Doing Coke And now there's this weird thing Where like some of these conservative guys

Not all, some of them are just like Well, what message does this send to the children. You're like, shut up. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Well, there's the thing. As long as it's not your girl, then it's like, fine. It's like, yeah, do whatever you want. Yeah, yeah. It's like, yeah, I don't know. If I found out that my girl used to do porn, I'd be, uh, no, no, I get people off. That would sting a little bit. Yeah, I get people not being on board with it, but I'm just saying, I think I could maybe look past it. Like, I get, like, I'm not, like, I'm not like, blown away by people who can't handle relationship with somebody who does

porn. Like, that's like, or it did porn. It's like, I get that completely. Or even somebody who's done, like, a centerfold thing. I'm like, I'm like, I get, Well, that's weird too, though. I'm going through that thing where people from my high school are now, like, Playboys online now, so they're like online playboy models, which is very weird.

Why? Because Playboy's got to be the magazine. Yeah, in my mind, I'm like, you're not fucking real point. Yeah, yeah. You're not printed. Right. The pages can't even get stuck together.

At that point, you're just a naked chick on the internet. Yeah, yeah, because there's something, like, beautiful about the actual, like, container. Like, when you see the fucking magazine, you're like, this is fucking awesome. It's glossy.

It's shining. Dude, I remember my dad took me in college to go to a fraternity part or when I was in, I was in, like, middle school and he was like, let me show you what a, the only reason I went to college is because we went to a fraternity house when I was like 10 years old. My dad took me and my friend

to like his old fraternity house and it was just hot chicks and beer everywhere and I was like, I am going to fucking college. I was like, I'm going to work as hard as I fucking can to go to college. Smart move. They should do, that'd be funny, they just take inner city kids and they're like just sick frat parties. Like, dude, this is what you're fucking do. This could be your future. Yeah. Yeah, that's

one of my biggest regrets is not going to like a big school like that and just party in my fucking dick off. Oh, it was amazing. But the best of seeing, like, I remember there was a play ball on the table and it was like the hardest thing because I'm staying there with my dad and it was so hard like not to just fucking open it and look at it. Like I was like, I literally just, I was waiting for my

dad. I think my dad went to the bathroom, came back and he caught me like, look it through it. I was like, I just want to fucking naked chick. Dude, I remember my sister went to University of Arizona for like a year and I went to visit her when I was in high school. So I was probably like 16 at some like university of Arizona party. And I was like, this is,

mind-blowing. Oh, yeah, yeah. And every chick is so hot. And then I just get so drunk. I don't think I spoke to one of them. I was just so fucking hammered. Dude, I'd go out. I'd have braces in high school.

I'd visit my brother at University of Georgia. And I think I like, I think, I don't remember if I hooked up with anybody when I was in. I would do the same. I visit my cousin in Florida State. And I remember I had sexed the girl in the closet of a fraternity house. And that was the coolest thing being in high school. And you had sex with a college girl. And it was so, my brother was such a, he was always like, never kiss and tell.

And so when I did that, I was just like, I can't tell anybody about that. Like in my mind, it was just so stupid because that would have made me cooler in high school. Oh, a million times cooler, yeah, yeah, yeah, you would have not had to sit alone at the, uh, they would have been like, oh, Michael Good. Who was this college chick, fucking a young Michael Good. Well, I would just lie all the time, dude. I would always lie. Yeah, but you must have looked young, too. You look young now.

Dude, I didn't, I hear the opposite. People say I look older. Really? Yeah, yeah. No. Well, thank you. You got a sweet ass and you look y'all. Don't listen to anybody else.

I'm scared to click play because I don't know what kind of moves you're going to make after I, yeah. But click pause. What not fucking ever, dude. This, as this, this NyQuil, one of those pills worked. One of them got shot out and one of them was fucking working. Yeah, yeah, so you're still in sleep mode. I like that you're taking caffeine pills rather than just drinking a coffee like a normal fucking human. Well, it's just going to be extra calories and I'm putting sugar in it if I do coffee.

I'm not going to drink it. Just a black coffee, dude. Coffee's like, deep. dehydrating to me. Because a caffeine pill, I could take a caffeine pill and a Gatorade, and it's like,

I get all the liquid I need. I feel like that takes away all the fun. Like, the whole part of the coffee experience is to sit down, have a coffee, enjoy it. And you're just mainlining caffeine

right into the bloodstream. I wonder if I could snort it. I'm not going to do that, but I'm just curious if you snort. I'm sure you could. I remember kids in college used to snort, like, NO explode.

Do you remember NO explode was a big thing? It was like, it had like caffeine. It was like a pre-workout. It was like one of the original pre-workouts, but it would just get you so jacked out. Like your veins would be popping out, and kids would,

kids would, like, snort that before going out. Yeah. I feel like snorting just adds an element of fucking... I love... I don't do coke anymore, but I love snorting. It's fun. I wish there's more things I could snort.

Yeah. Trying to think what else you could snort. To be honest, like... If you could inject shit into you, that would be sick, too. That's not... And it didn't... It wasn't bad.

If you could just inject, like, a red bull into your arm and just like... But it would be, like, slightly more. Just the act of doing crazy shit like that like you're in fucking Pulp Fiction or something like that.

Just a syringe. You can just stab into your day and just get right to it. You can cut out the middleman of having to put in all the effort of drinking a Red Bull. Yeah. I mean, it is wildly inconvenient

but I'm like eventually we're going to get to that point where you can just mainline but you can mainline like I mean now they have like those IV things that you can put in you and they put all these nutrients in you. Oh yeah.

I've done that. Yeah. Have you done that for? like a hangover? Yeah, it doesn't work. It's worked. It doesn't work. Well, because what happens is when you get hung over, you act like a fucking retard

and you don't remember what happened and you're embarrassed from your behavior. And no matter how much water and vitamins and nutrients, it's not going to fix that. It's like no matter... You're not... Dude, and that's what I would do it to try to deal with like panic attacks

and it would not... Didn't make me feel any better. Yeah, yeah. I'm just like, oh, now I have a hundred less dollars and, uh, yeah. And less friends. Yeah. No girlfriend.

Yeah, yeah. Well, I would say this on the last episode, blacking out now, it's just no, I don't do anything stupid. Because it doesn't matter. It's like every time I black out, which happened probably like two,

probably twice since the breakup. But in my mind, I'm like, oh, and I don't cheat on my girlfriend. I'm like, oh, first of I don't have a girlfriend. Yeah.

And also I was like, oh, nothing happened. I was like, I was just fun. Like, I text my friends like you were a fucking blast last night. I was like, oh, was I? That's great. Like, nothing bad happened at all.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, you realize how little sex you're having when you stop having a girlfriend. You're like, oh, I didn't need to worry about shit. Blacking out and fucking... It's like, what did I think I was going to be, fuck me, what I'm like... Yeah, all of a sudden, I'm some Adonis when I start... Yeah, I start drinking. It's like, no, take some fucking

effort. Take some luck. Yeah. To fucking stumble into some some... Pussy. Some random one-night stand pussy. Yeah, well, it's like, I see pictures of myself. And I'm like, dude, I saw a picture myself on my birthday. And it's like, dude, I got like,

like, fucking white claw all over my shirt. I'm like, ugh. But there's no way anybody just trying to fuck you're right when we're at our like least attractive you're like oh i hope i don't fuck i hope i don't fuck a supermodel like yeah like yeah that's probably not gonna i never black out dude so any anytime i fuck up it's totally on it's totally on me at least when you fuck up and you're blacked out you're like uh what can you do yeah yeah but if you don't black out it's like no you're kind of just a shitty shitty person oh yeah yeah well it is a great excuse like i got in a fucking uh argument with somebody recently and then i found out i didn't know they were drunk i found

they're drunk and I was like, oh, you're not that crazy. You're just fucking drunk. Yeah, yeah. But the hard part is when I'm drunk, I don't slur much. Like, sometimes I do, but like, so it sounds worse because people don't think I'm drunk and I'm just saying things. I'm like, dude, I'm just telling you. Like, if I could go to high school and have a trank gun and shoot a bunch of furries,

I think that'd be great. Yeah, yeah, it'd be awesome. But if you're like, I don't go in high school, they're like, whatever. But like, they're like, why is Michael coming up with these, like really thought out idea? Like, it sounds like I planned all of this shit. Right, right, right, because you're making too much sense almost. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

They're like, he's got some good ideas. Yeah, great ideas. I'm like, good. Yeah, that's the thing, blacking out. I have, I feel like if you black out ever, you're somebody that blacks out all the time. Like, it's very rare that people, I think it like flips on. I think it's something, some sort of like switch in your brain where if you're like a guy that blacks out, a guy or a girl that blacks out, then you're going to continue doing that your whole life. Because all my friends that black out, they black out all the time.

Or are they like, oh, alcoholics, though? Not really. Just like, I mean, they drank a good amount. Yeah, yeah. Well, I think for some reason, yeah, I don't know what happens, but like I blackout, like, okay, I under exaggerate. I probably blacked out five times since I got out of my relationship. But it's not like, I've never had like a full blackout where I don't remember what happened that night. It's always just like little bits and pieces.

I'm like, I don't remember that. Yeah, or like a ride home. I'm like, I don't remember the Uber I took home. Right. But it's not like. And also what happened. is I started drinking healthier because I'm doing vodka sodas instead of beer, which cause you to black out more because you're drinking just fucking liquor.

Yeah, yeah. And then I rip shots a lot, too, which gets you fucking... Isn't that such a catch-22? It's like you don't want the calories of the beer. You want to be in shape, but that just means you're going to be a blacked-out mess. Yeah, yeah, it's fucking annoying as shit. Like chicks are crazy like that. Well, chicks blackout because they have like one fucking, they're like, I had toastitos for lunch,

and then I drank it. Yeah, they don't eat and then they drink just vodka sodas. Yeah, yeah. It's like, yeah, that's why you're blacking out. Skinny and blacked out. Yeah, yeah. Congrats. And it's, like, dangerous, dude.

There's this, like, thing that happens where it's like, I mean, some dudes are pretty fucked and I don't know. It's pretty even with drunk craziness of men and women. But it's like, I don't know. I think what I used to do with my ex when she was fucking hammered, I get her to smoke weed. I'd be like, it would be so cool. We'd you got fucking high. And then she'd just fall asleep.

And, like, it is kind of like a great plan to, like, sedate somebody who's too fucking drunk. Or we do that shit in high school. You ever, like, give somebody, like, a water. And you tell them it's, like, beer or whatever. And they just drink it. waters on that. Dude, it's crazy. Now that I'm working at the bar, seeing people's drinking habits, I'm just like, people are like 40, 50 years old and they still are just children. I'm like, if you're a drinker, you're just a child, you're fucking, I'm starting to

hate drinkers. No offense to you. Yeah, that's fine. But no, people that just get sloppy and they're not fun, they're just like miserable and they're just like, can you give you another shot? I'm like, you really think you need another shot? What's another shot going to do? for you right yeah yeah and then yeah sometimes you'll give them like a lot like you'll give them something that's not a shot as a shot take it and they'll be like they they have no idea yeah just like you are you are totally like useless and what makes you think that this is like a good thing for you to do like what are you accomplishing here right but i think in their mind they're like i'm just so i think there's like depressed or sometimes you just get so in the loop of like i think so

many people are caught up with the idea of i'm the fun drunk guy which i've been caught in and then you like It's so hard to get out of that. Because you're like, this is my personalities. I'm the bar guy. All my friends are at this fucking bar. Yeah. What am I going to do? Not trying to just hang out, just stand there.

Yeah. Well, that's why it always, it always blows my mind when like, dude, alcoholism is so hard to notice. People act like, I mean, with like things like that, yes. But it's one of those things, man, where it's like, I for sure have a bunch of alcoholic friends. And it takes a, sometimes it takes a real long time. When you're just like looking at like every Instagram story, they're out every single night. And like, for a while, you're like, damn, they're having a fucking blast. And after a while, you're like, yeah, they're having a fucking blast.

And after a while, you're like, oh, yeah, this is, some people wear it really well and it looks so fun. Because I think people act like there's not levels to. There's fucking levels to it. There is like, you drink all the time. And maybe I'm sure some of these friends are just fun, drunk people, but it's like, no, there is like, I for sure have alcoholic friends. I mean, some of them are dead, but like the ones that are alive, you're like, oh, this is like, I don't know. It's like I was watching a movie recently and it's like, it's weird if some people can make drunk look fun or drugs and it kind of is probably harder to quit if you're doing fun shit like if you're doing

fucking cocaine and going jet skiing who the fuck is going to tell you like who's going to be like you shouldn't do cocaine and jet skiing it's like really well you don't do cocaine what do you what did you fucking do today you need fucking pottery you fucking loser bitch we're going to tell me not to do cocaine and jesky it's the funest day in my fucking life yeah at that point sometimes sometimes people's identity where they're like they are the fun they are the fun drunk one and you like you can't deny it like you have in a mansion and you can't can't fucking drink in your mansion. That sounds terrifying to me. Yeah. I want to act like a fucking

retard if I have a mansion, dude. I want to be having fucking gladiator matches in the mansion. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, how do you tell somebody who's having an oil wrestling competition, they need to get their fucking life together? There's like two fucking hot models with just gorgeous women wrestling in their house. They're like, you need to get sober. You're like, fuck off, dude.

Yeah, maybe that's why people, why it's so accepted, because it's like, some people that do do it all the time are having, like, the sweetest life ever. So you're like, what are you going to say to these people? Yeah, yeah. Like, oh, you're doing something wrong. It's like, what am I doing wrong? I'm having the best time ever. Yeah, people would kill to live my life. And I'm sure

they're depressed. I'm sure there's a thing where you go, okay, well, I've adjusted this. Now I need three girls oil wrestling, where it's not a good Friday night. That probably makes you depressed. You're like, oh, that model couldn't show up to oil wrestling? And it's like, now... Yeah, your bar is so high. You're like, why does God hate me? For endorphins. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You need to keep... You need to keep hitting

that, but... Well, I can't imagine doing, like, like, I said, like, doing Coke. Do I have a friend he fucking would do, like, acid in... You tell him one time he's, like, on acid in Molly on a jet ski, just like tripping. He's like, dude, I was flying through a colorful dimension. I'm like, how do you tell somebody that's not like the, like, you're basically living an avatar and you're like, one time I went to a couple's massage on acid, and that was probably like the peak of my life.

Well, I took acid because I was like, I just want to, I had some acid. I got it from some guy at, um, when I was barking outside the pair, some dude on the street was just like, you've got to take this acid in like a, and like a, a, smart person. I took it off the guy in the street. But he's a guy that like hangs out. He would hang out at the pair a lot. They said you know him. No, not one of these catchy guys. Like a guy that's like

almost like a normal guy hanging out of the pair and he was there all the time and he was telling me he had some ass and I was like yeah, I kind of want to try it and just fucking do it and walk around. So I took it and I was like I'm just going to walk around right now. Like I left my phone at home and I was like I'm just going to stroll and enjoy this

acid. And then I run into a chick that I'd been like kind of trying to get with for a while and like nothing and nothing happened but she had just like quit her job or something we ran into each other on the street so she's like what do you do it now? I was like nothing and I'm on I'm on acid so I'm trying to like play

cool I'm like I can't possibly go on a date with this girl right now like this is this is too wild and then she's like let's go grab a drink so we go and grab a drink and like halfway through the drink I'm like I gotta tell you something I'm on acid right now she's like oh and then she's like oh I love mushrooms I'm like, I have mushrooms at my...

I just happen to have mushrooms at my house. I'm like, you want to take some mushrooms? She's like, yeah. So we go back and take some... I take a little bit of mushrooms. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then she's like, I really want to get a couples massage. And I was like, yeah, sounds amazing.

So we go and get a couples massage. She gets, like, fully naked in the... Like, we've never hooked up or anything. And we're fully naked next to it next to it. Or maybe she's still had underwear on, but she takes her tits out. Jesus Christ. And we're just sitting next to each other, getting massaged. And then, um,

I was like, this is the peak of my life. Yeah, yeah. And then... But like, who's to tell you otherwise? Who had a better fucking day that day? Somebody who's like, I looked at my son in the face. I'm like, maybe. Maybe like somebody whose baby was born.

But the only way to recreate the experience of seeing your own baby. I know I'm sure my dad's can tell me a week later. He's like, you'll never know what it's like to have a real son and look at you. I'm sure I've never experienced that. But as somebody who's never had a kid, I'm like doing acid with a beautiful woman and getting a massage sounds like the best fucking day in my life. It was the best, dude. Then we went to a bar after and I saw Dylan, I ran into Dylan Krasinski and I was like,

this is the craziest, dude. And then, um, isn't you fucking sick not having a day job, dude? It was incredible. Like the adventures you can get into when you, when you just have like a free day and someone else has a free day, it's like, wow. And the day is so long. You're like, wow, we can do so many things. Yeah. When you don't have that like 10 hours cut out by like a, what is funny too, because I just said that and then I realized I'm like, oh yeah, I just edit clips and send emails. I basically have a job. Yeah, you're basically working. Well, you need to do something because it's like, you can't do that all the time, but that's

when it's awesome when you have that free day and you're just like, oh, I can do whatever the fuck I want. Yeah. And I think things like acid and mushrooms make you just like go out and be like, oh, I'm just going to go and see what happens. And shit, I feel like always happens when you do that. When you just walk when you just walk out into the city, like, you're going to see some crazy. You're going to get some crazy shit. Well, that's why I need to stop looking for

When you start looking for stuff, you're like, oh, I do just think fun. It doesn't happen. But sometimes you just stumble into a fun day. Like, dude, I, I don't know if this episode is going to come out. I have a logged episode that, but I fucking did. I went to a strip club with some friends. One of my friends got kicked out. And then I met up with a deeper group of friends, went to karaoke.

And then the next day, my friend, I passed it on my friend's couch and he's like, dude, do you want to take edibles and go to the Central Park Zoo? So within like three at like within 24 hours strip club Left those friends with karaoke And then went to the zoo and I'm like this is like This is how you put somebody down Like if you're gonna give me like a good day Like I'm a dog and shoot me in the back of the head

I was like it was just so much fucking fun Yeah yeah And you realize like these are all things that are like Available to you if you just go and If you just go with the flow and let shit happen But yeah it is crazy dude Strip clubs are a I feel like strip clubs are kind of a

A waste I don't know really see I don't love strip clubs. I don't like it for horny senses. I just, I really like the environment. Like, I'm not, it sounds fucking really. Every movie, it's always just like some strong outgirl on hair when it's playing like, like, what strip club plays like nickel back? But every fucking movie, they're just like,

it's playing like some girls like on stage just like, ah, like I hate my life. But it's not, it's like little John is playing. And women are really nice to you. And you're just like, I like, I like, I like that I come in and people are making me feel friendly. It's like, look, I'm never just like, oh, yeah, look at these, like, and they're like, it's so high. hot I went to a strip girl, but I am like,

there's nice ladies. Right. I guess you got to tape your expectations when you go in there. Yeah. This is great. There's just tits walking around. That's pretty sweet. Yeah, yeah. And I have some friends that, like, not recently, but like, I don't know, it's funny. Like, dude, sometimes you have a friend who, like, goes and gets his dick

sucked by a stripper, and you're like, that's a fun thing we can talk about later. Yeah. I mean, I'm like, I don't know. It adds an element to the night. Like, I've never fucked a prostitute, but I'm like, and I'm not, I'm not fucking above it. But it is one of those things that you're like, I don't know if I'm above it, but it's a scary idea. I don't know. What a prostitute.

Have you ever? I had an experience when I went to Columbia that was, I didn't realize. I mean, I guess I should have known she was a prostitute because there's so many prostitutes out there. But like, we met on the street, which is not that abnormal out there. And we go out for a drink and like halfway through the drink. She didn't speak any English. So we're talking in spent in my.

whatever Spanish I had. And halfway through, she starts showing me that she has like an only fan and all this shit. I'm like, oh, that's cool. And then she's like,

have ever been with a sex worker? I was like, no. And she's like, but I've been with a lot of horse. Yeah. I was like, I don't know what words you're saying. I was like, technically no.

So then we just kind of had a date. She's like, um, yeah, I need money to like get back home to wherever it was. I was like, all right, how much?

She's like, like a hundred pesos, which is like 30. I was like, yeah, that's cool. And then we just had a normal date. And then that was it. I just had a... Is that what it really happened?

Yeah, we had a date. We had a date as if it was like a regular date, but like you kind of know the outcome at the end. Oh, okay. You know, it's not like you're like, oh, dude, that's why I'd just be eating so much food and be like, you're going to fuck me either. Like, I'm like, I'll fucking have the fucking onions.

Like, I'm not worried about like... Yeah, but it was like, it would have spent weight... And we just went out for like a couple beers and stuff and hung out. And then it was very... the worst has me not getting hard with a prostitute because I paid so much money and if you can't get hard then it's like Yeah but at this point I paid $30

And we hung out We had breakfast the next morning and shit You don't eat them out right Because like if you get it No No no no I can't imagine you would want to Yeah I mean I'm sure you can if you really want to

I mean it's just like a normal Normal person Yeah well when you wonder you're like Okay do you think like a single girl in New York City Is having more or less like I wonder I wonder how much sex and actual prostitute is. Well, the thing is I saw her out like that same.

Because she was very open about it. She's like, she knew she wasn't going to get much from me. So she's like, I have to like go and check. So like at points to the night, she's like, I just want to check in this bar, see what's, what's going on in there. And then I'll be right back out.

And so she would like talk to the bouncers. Be like, because it's all working women. They're like lined up on the street. Yeah. So she was basically like, yeah, once I'm done here, I need to go work again.

So I think they're fucking a lot. I mean, ideally, I mean, and they're like hot chicks. So it's like what's stopping them from fucking? It's basically just like how much they can get out of somebody. And what it's worth to them, like this girl probably wouldn't have done it. But she was like, I think she was into me. I mean, maybe I'm just saying that. I'm sure she loves you.

She's a huge fan. We do. She hit me up like afterwards to like, like we talked afterwards and stuff. We were friends. so it was very like it kind of makes you realize like oh kind of everything is this exchange of it's kind of all

transactional in a way like you take a girl out you spend some money on her and then it's kind of like there is a blurred line because it's like I'm sure there's prostitutes that are like you do pay for sex in a lot of ways like you buy a girl a drink it's like that

but there is a difference thing between being like oh I want to fuck this guy for sexual purposes and I want to fuck it or not right but sometimes they could be both like this girl probably was like, all right, I'll fuck this guy, but also if I could get 30 bucks

and I kind of need money to get home. So it's like, yeah. Yeah, because you would have got her like an Uber. I would have got her an Uber home anyway. So it's just basically the same shit. But then when that 30 is like $2,000. Of course. That's a completely different thing. Or if it's like an hour, an hour interaction

it's just strictly like fucking you guys don't really get to know each other. But yeah, I thought it was a pleasant experience as far as that goes. Yeah, well, we do have to wrap up. What a shame, dude. We're having so much fun. We're just getting hot.

Now that my, now that this hooker story is out there for the world to know. Yeah, dude, this was fun. I like your, like your apartment. It's very nice. Yeah, thank you. You got a good setup here. And yeah, you get a bright future, dude. Things are looking up for you.

You got the alligator. I think there's NyQuil. I don't even remember this episode. I think I'm still on NyQuil, dude. Blacked out episode. Yeah, I don't remember what we've talked about over the last hour. but thank you for listening and we're online stuff

Chris Kenback Thank you and everything