Morning Good - The Brunch Club - Episode 217

Episode Date: April 21, 2024

James Donlon and Joe Jacques join the show for today's episode. They talk about letting go of what people think, the Jerrod Carmichael Reality Show, and whether Charlamagne tha God is autistic.Thanks to James and Joe for coming back on the show. You can find them both on previous episodes and check out their links below for more info. James is on Instagram @jamesdonlon_ and YouTube @jamesdonlon_. Joe Is on Instagram @joejaxcomedy and has content out on YouTube with Christophe Jean @jeanjax7541.As always, find Michael Good on Instagram @michaelgoodcomedy and on Twitter @agoodmichael. Check out the show on YouTube and follow the official Instagram page @morninggoodpodcast.This podcast was produced by Paxton Fleming, you can find him on Instagram @yaboypax 

Thanks for the F-Shack. I love dirty mic and the boys. Hey, are you dirty mic and the boys? How you know who we are? What's this? They call it the podcast? Morning, very good. I love it.

Hey, welcome to the air. Thanks. Welcome to morning. We're here with James Donlin. Hey, what's going on? I'm holding the microphone at the highest possible range. Do you feel, is it fun? Yeah.

Do you mean things to me? me. And we're here with Joe Jacks. Hey guys. And I don't know. I like, I'm in a good fucking mood today.

That's good. I've been, yeah, I've been kind of having a whole, like, attitude revamp where I'm kind of like, I don't want to care about what anybody thinks, but that takes, like,

actively hours of forcing those thoughts down when you're like, oh, people are going to judge me. And then you go, okay, who cares they judge you? Right. Like, it has to really be insane.

Like, can you hold your microphone a little bit higher up. I was going to say that. I was going to say that. He's like, no push the thoughts down push the thoughts down because you don't want to let those out no you don't care what anybody thinks of you

I was so excited to have you guys both on and I was like these two guys I really like and if they're mean to me I mean it would just kind of like sand through your fingertips your dreams no I have a similar thing I feel like I have I had a much better attitude about life this week I don't know what's changed

I think I'm gonna get more sleep. Dude, it's crazy how much of a difference it makes. But also the thing I want to say is, I love you guys being mean to me because it is, I like, if I tell somebody to suck a dick, it means I really love them. Right.

Or I hate, there's no consistency with any of that, actually. And we love hating you. Yeah, yeah. That's real. It's really. Yeah. I'm just kidding.

We love you. Oh, thanks, man. I just wanted a sincere moment for a second. Is that gay? It's a safe space. Yeah. Well, it's like, yeah, I like won't notice I'm sleep deprived

until somebody tells me. Like, do you have that shit where you're like, crazy people are like, you know you haven't slept in like nine days and you're like, oh, that would make sense.

Or you start adding up the numbers. You're like, wait, why am I in a desert right now with a lamp shirt on my head? Jerking off into the carcass of a deer. Maybe I haven't slept. I mean, having a job where...

Midnight to 4 a.m. every day. It's not a good time. Having a job where I have to wake up really early and I often don't get sleep, it's, I immediately notice because I get the, I get the nerd or like the little scary thoughts, you know?

Oh, you that's so true. They start just creeping in. I didn't scary thoughts. like bluesy. Like I'm at work and I'm like dude I'm fucking stink bro and then the next day I'm like oh man I'm excited about today like this is great I'm like what did I do differently? Oh yeah I didn't

get four hours of sleep. Yeah but it's so funny too because like I'll have that mentality too that I'm like sleeps for the fucking week like I all of a sudden turn into some like douche influencer guy yeah there's so much anime that can be watched at night only in the middle of the night can I watch this because that's the time it is

over there. I only watch it on Japanese hours. It's called grinding. You're just masturbating. That's gooning, right? It's when you're jerking off aggressively. You would know this. You're very internet.

Well, I use gooning as a verb. Usually because Christoph introduced that. Because like, oh, I'm going to go goon. But it's just, I use it like just masturbating. But I think it's more specific than that. I feel like it's masturbating, but specifically, like with your, like, in the, in the, like, fetal.

So every time I've mastered me since I was 13. Right. And looking over your shoulder. Like, it feels very gobbledy. Yeah. Somebody walks down. There's fear. Yeah.

That is the best response to somebody walking out. You jerk off. Your skin is burning from the life. Yeah, my mom caught me jerking off. So I hissed. Dude, Pat. You like Smeagle from fucking lower the ring. Get out of here.

Just screaming off. Leave. You walk out of the room. your dick card. Leave the house. Get out of me. You have a ring on your dick. It turns you invisible.

I don't know if I ever told a story about how my dad found my cockering. I feel like I know this. Can't wait. He thought it was for drugs, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What was a cockering do? It was a, it was a vibrating cockery. I mostly used it to put it on my, uh, the person I was, yeah, everybody knows.

Whatever, my ex is clitor is. I, like, wanted to keep her, like, very out of this conversation. I was going to say somebody I date. Everybody knows who it fucking was. but what happened is like I had like drugs in my backpack and I had clothes hanging out and so my mom went through my shit and she's like she went to go do my laundry in college over the summer and they my parents like approached me and they pulled out like a they pull out the whipit canister like we know what these are they pulled out my pipe they go we know what this for and my dad pulls out my vibrating cocker he goes what drugs do you use this for and I'm like put it down put it down I was like no Don't touch it. You're not touching it. He's like sniffing it?

So I put it around my head and I didn't get high. But you don't like, you don't really put, like I never really put it on my dick. It's just like it's just a small vibrator. So the cockering vibrates your peevee? Don't, don't stutter. Say it like a man. It vibrates your penis? Yes.

I didn't know. It's supposed to vibrate their clip, but I think the cockering is supposed to keep you hard. Yeah. cuts off circulation. So once you get hard, you stay hard. Yeah. But then you probably can't hit her penis. That's cool. I want to try that. I come way too quick and she never comes.

So that would help with both of those problems. Yeah, yeah. Just tied off. I did that like threesome width. Like I noticed I was like, I mean, you're going to look at the guy's dick at some point. And randomly I saw the guy had a cockering. I was like, oh, is this why I'm here?

I was like, I feel like this is why I'm here. Have you told me this? Have you ever threesome of the boy? I didn't bang the deal. We double teamed. I'm not. I wasn't applying that. I'm not fucking gay, dude.

I watched that Gerard Carmichael thing and I said, Ewe the whole time. Yeah. I would jokingly do that like I was watching it the other day. Like, good walk, and I'd be like, fucking homo. You, you, you. I was just, fuck, I fell asleep. I was watching fucking succession.

This is crazy. Yeah, I really, the Gerard Carbacher there's, we don't know it's like a really gay, like behind the scenes of his life kind of thing. Have you seen it? I have not seen it. I got the idea. I can tell from just screenshots of what's going on.

I'm glad you brought it up. Yeah. I want to talk about it. Yes. I'm kind of a fan. No, no. It's like I hate it with so much passion that I look forward to it every week. Oh, really?

Yeah, and I see. I know I really don't like it. What don't you like about him? Well, you've seen it. You hate it too, don't you? No, dude, so this is my kind of opinion on it. It's like, I don't like the little stand-up clips in between it because I used to like, I mean, he was good stand-up, but I think now, like... This is Gerac Carmar doing stand-up.

Oh, I didn't know we'd be having a disagreement about it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, dude, I've been doing a lot of gay shit recently. I don't think you know this, but I'm, uh, yeah, yeah, no, now I'm a gay guy. You're Gerard sexual. Yeah. Well, since you haven't seen it, we could describe just at least the first thing. How about we reenacted? I'm going to wear a fur coat and cover myself in black pain and just be like...

Is that a scene in the show? I'm going to be fully honest about this. Sometimes I cheat on my boyfriend. And sometimes I don't feel bad. about it. Whoa. And then cut to credits. That's great. I like the part about you putting on the black makeup. Well, the thing is, the thing I respect

about it is fully, like, him, like, being like, no, I'm going to make this the most like in your face. Think so it is all behind, like, it's like there's no acting. It's like a reality show. Well, that's why I don't like it is for that exact reason, because I think the exact opposite. I think there's nothing authentic about it. It's the whole premise

of the show is like, he says at one point, which is also gay, he's like, I just want to treat the camera like, God, you know, like viewing my life or whatever. But it's not that. Every single shot probably took like 30 minutes to set up. There's a good point. That's a good point. Yeah, yeah. In everything. And there's no, like, there's no sense that this isn't curated. They would show him taking a fat, dirty diarrhea shit. Like, that should be how it started just to show you what's the law. It's his time. Or just talking to the camera people, because you know that there's like at least five crew members in the room at all time. when he's like having like wake up cuddles with his boyfriend there's people standing around

everywhere and if if he acknowledged that or there was some meta thing then it's like okay this actually feels real but he's every single time something's happening like he cheats in his boyfriend and they film him inviting somebody over into his home and cheating on his boyfriend which means he was like texting his crew saying hey i'm about to cheat on my boyfriend like you guys all come over and like set up and like put on my love and I'm going to invite this guy over. It's not, you're not actually seeing him do something that like

he would have normally done. He's like, being sold like it's like reality. I mean, I think yeah, that's what he's going for. He's going for like a voyeuristic like I'm really being revealing here. But he's not. Yeah. You're writing this. You're like choosing what to put out there. I kind of agree 100%.

Because then it's also like all the shots are just him like feeling guilty with like his head in his hands. And like this is not what it looked like you would be crying like i hate him i hate him so much dude but i mean that that is you would be like i fucking hate myself my fucking idiot dude the amount of times i randomly would just be like fuck my fucking life but i have a great life but i'll just randomly have those moments where i'll get really mad at the world and um but it's like or like it's just it'll be like the funniest thing too because it'll be like him just like looking off at like a rainy window or something

like really artistic and like is that really what your life like it's just everything is that poetic right no it was him going like all right frame the camera back here, the lights hitting my face really good in the shot. Like, you know, he's like, there's probably catering. Yeah, there's never, like, food on his face or anything. There's never, like, shit stains in his box. Which I'm not saying I have, I mean, I've never had shit stains in my box. Yeah, but you're also not having gay sex.

This is true. He's having a lot more traffic through there. He should be having a little bit more residual. I'm not saying it, but I'm saying it. residuals, but you know what I'm saying. Well, like, how weird would it be to know him? Like, for, I'm assuming what you saw as the title of the creator. I saw the Tyler Creator thing.

and then I saw a bit of the first episode, but I really was too much. Like, how wild would it be if your buddy wanted to fuck you? First of all, that's wild. If you just had a friend who you were really close to and he's like, I want to fuck him.

So bad. James touches my hand. I think I am homophobic because that made me really a lot. I do. I have this level homophobic. Oh, dude.

I don't like it. Come on. It depends how you do it. Like, somebody like, you know, like coming up behind me and putting like a TV remote in my butt, that's, it does not affect me in any way. But then the end thing.

little gay, just kind of really... It was too soft for you. It was too... Yeah. What if you were sitting next to me here and like it was maybe like a group thing and I was hitting like this like somewhat close to you?

Is that weird? Yeah, not a fan. You know, like a guy like putting his arm around? No, no, I don't like it at all. It's too. So keep telling your story. But like literally, if you took your testicles and put them on my forehead,

I'd be like, Jay. If I came into your mouth, I can be like, yeah, that's so funny. That might be gay. you might You're like, I'll let you put your balls on my head but if you have an intimate

serious moment I'm going to start question things. Just a self-hating gay guy. No, I dig the level of comfortability. There's not one guy you feel that close to

that you're like, you're like, yeah, I could, you know, like, I mean, like,

if it's for comedy, yes, it's for intimacy, it's different. Like, I will tell my boyfriends, my guy friends, my guy friends would do that.

I was going between my boys and my friends. And I landed on my boyfriend. We landed on a Freudian, My point friends, my dude friends. I will be like, I fucking love you, dude. I love you so much. I'll say stuff like that.

But it's like, and then jokingly, it's funny to be gay. But when it's like, when they're jokingly intimately gay, that's when it's uncomfortable for me. And is that what this show is? It's jokingly intimate. No, he's gay as hell, dude. It would be like if I seriously text you, like, I want to fuck your ass. And it was like a full-blown thing.

And then your response would, of course, be ha, ha, ha, that's so fucking gay. Like, you're retarded. which is what Tyler the creator did He goes like that's fucking Dumb as hell And then Dharad like cried And then imagine if your friend Wanted to bring it up again

And said I'm gonna invite an entire crew in To film me Getting rejected again It's so bizarre Yeah And what I imagine being friends of this fucking It is funny too Because he really just doesn't do anything all day

He's like I don't even know where I'd have time to cheat Talking to his therapist It's like You're literally just lounging in like tank tops all day and just banging twinks my life is like if anything I'm like this guy has one of the most time

like I have less time than this guy right well he's not really revealing anything is my main issue is there's plenty of things I've seen where you're getting like such a close look at somebody that it's like almost uncomfortable Girard's show is not like that because it's just him essentially writing it

and like producing this thing and choosing what he's showing you but there's plenty of things like a, um, jibis, there's a very famous documentary, Crum, you ever heard of R. Crum, like the comic book guy.

He was like a underground comic dude from the 60s. Oh, is he the one that, oh, I love these. They're always, it's like a chick.

It's like a chick with her fat ass, like sitting on a guy's face. It's like a little Chinese business. Yeah, but it'll be like, it's more like, cartoony. Like, it's not realistic.

Yeah, but it's like a woman like pissing in a dude's mouth. He's known for doing like wild sexual comics and like really like, almost some of them are disturbing. And you're like, like, yo, what the fuck is wrong?

He's on the gay one. There's a gay one, too, who does the cops. That's a different guy. I think I know who you're talking about. That's a different guy. But, yeah, no. But the whole thing in the documentary, too. I'm the straight one.

Yeah. When I said it was the straight one. You're the gay. I'm not gay. That's right, Michael, you're not gay. If there's one thing we know from this podcast, you hate anything gay. I told you. I almost threw up in my mouth, watch that you're a car, Michael thing.

And I actually wrote a letter to Max and I was like, no more of this. How about you just send me? bring back Cat House, bring back Katie sex tips. You ever watch that? No. It was like this porn star. Taxi confessions.

Some of that stuff. Yeah, yeah. More man on woman. More stuff that I could watch with my family. What was the sex show on HBO? I didn't mean to cut you off. Real sex. Real sex?

Yeah. Because you watch real sex. That's like the biggest indicator. You're going to like, your wife's going to find you in the future. With just like your secretary boy. But no, essentially the point being

when you create art. You're really revealing a lot about yourself. I would say, like, yeah, someone who's making porn is revealing more of himself than than Gerard Carmich. Yeah, that is funny, too. It's like, there's women getting fucked in the asshole by like 10 guys. And then he's like, I'm doing something so different and like so revealing. It's like, now the camera literally is showing eels going to this Chinese lady buttle, Japanese, sorry.

Yes. My apology. They don't do that in China. They do not. That's where they draw. I would go ahead and apologize to Jishiping and the communist China spore. I know you guys never put eels. into your possees or butt holes.

And you don't look like Winnie the Poe. That was the funniest South Park thing. But yeah, yeah, yeah, I kind of agree. That is a very good point. But you're also making me realize how stupid I am because I watched it and I was like, this is groundbreaking. This is stupid.

Well, I could show you some shit that is pretty much what you get out of the Girard thing, but like real as hell. There's this dude, Cave is Zahedi, who's what he's known for is making the most, like, revealing. Like, his first movie is I'm a sex act. addict where he just reveals all of the

like prostitutes he used to be like and it like ruined his marriage and uh he made a show something I'm straight you know this guy more of my kind of yeah no he well he's also like a creepy little weirdo too so you'll love it too right look look this is

yeah well I'll go over this show really quick that I was I just am obsessed with it and it's called the show about the show and I think it does what the Girard show is trying to do where the whole concept for the show but the show it's a little hard to grasp at first where every episode

of the show is about the making of the previous episode. I think my friend is like interning for this guy right now. Oh, really? He made this thing where it was a show about his shows. He seems like a total dick.

I have no character report. Yeah, the whole thing ends up being like he reveals so much about, he'll just start an episode and be like, maybe my wife had this big fight. I kind of want to fuck this other lady. And then his wife will say, something to it and he'll get her to reenact their

argument and she's like, I hate this that you're filming right now. Like she'll like really be mad at him and there's camera people there. We're capturing. And then he'll turn to the camera and be like, and she's like screaming at him and saying like what an asshole he is and how she hates like the show and she hates him and he's looking back to camera like, are you getting this? Are you recording him?

I mean, he's like totally exposing himself and then the whole second season is his marriage being completely ruined. This is awesome. And his wife is playing herself through most of it and then toward the last few episodes of season two, he just goes like, I got these other two actresses to play or she's done with the show and with me. This is what happened. It's just Rob Schneider and a coconut bra

like in 50 first day. Oh, I play your wife. He did one podcast where the podcast is called recording everyone in my life and they hated or something like that. And it's, I couldn't really listen to much of it because it was just like private arguments with him and his girlfriend. And it was just her being like, I don't want to have a threesome. Why did you bring it up at that party? And he's like, I didn't want to do by the threesome. I just love it because it's such shitty behavior. And it's a cartoonish exaggeration of how I actually do live my life.

Like, part of the problem with my relationship was exposing too much shit. I mean, I really recommend. Yeah, yeah. So I'm like, oh, this guy is just like me if I like really pushed it like way further to the other. You couldn't. Nah. I like having some element of regular. But what I think everybody should do with the Gerard Carmichael show is sit down and watch it with your father and tell him this is our Beatles.

You know what the Beatles is for you? It's just watch every middle-aged guy. Watch two twigs make out. He's like, this is not the Beatles big. It's the same thing. Same thing. John Lennon.

Versus his yellow submarine. Yeah. It's Gerard Lennon. And then. This is where the camera would zoom on me black and a white bag. That's when we realized Michael had cancer. Oh, damn, Michael is cancer? Can I keep the show going called The Morning Good podcast? Yeah, yeah, you'll take it.

With Michael Good, but you're just not on it anymore. Yeah, that's not bad, yeah. That's a good idea? Yeah, I like it. Yeah, I continue your legacy. Yeah, yeah. No, I have something fucked up in my lungs where I have an inhaler now, which I almost like, I almost refuse to take because I feel like I'm such a vatch.

Like, I'm almost like, it's so funny because there's things that I'll do that are like very feminine and I'm like, I'm not going to do a fucking inhaler. Like, but like nerd. It's kind of cool, dude. I just feel like I'm like in a fifth grader who doesn't get pussy It's like the government prescribed you

A Vap You're not tricking me In a thing Is that cool? You sound like my dad When my dad would try to get me To like joggers high He's like what it is is you run

Like I was like a druggie teenager And he's like I'm telling you you run really fast And you get a lighthead It's like a high Yeah like you're just trying to get me To exercise and I'm not gonna fucking do it Yeah you start blowing O's with the Like I never want to use inhaler

I'm like watch this and do like a little show. You're our Beatles. I just first start to say that to people to piss people off. Just call everything the Beatles. Just to fucking piss people off. Wait, but have you ever,

how many moments have you had during your podcast where you said on your own, like, I revealed too much. I want to keep this private. Are you mostly like, I'll do anything? So I very rarely cut out.

I've cut out certain things that make me look more racist than I think I am. Yeah, that's a fair. But I'll still keep most of the conversation in. And then I'll be like, well, this one. Like, because sometimes you'll have like Freudian slips and then you're like, and I'll freak out about a Freudian slip. But like, you just say something that like, it comes off a way that you didn't not, you obviously don't believe.

Yeah, or you just say the wording wrong. And so like I said the wording completely wrong. I get that. And are you imagining a random person's reaction to it or a specific person? Yeah, exactly. It's always a specific person. Girls are big where I've taken stuff out where I'm a little too detailed with like an explanation of something or like, you know, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I think she would listen to that, and I don't want her to hear that.

Yeah, I've started to have to kind of be like a little Gerard Carmichaelie where I'm like, you know, I'm fucking a guy. Yeah, but I have sex with a bunch of twinks and then tell all of them I love him. It's so funny, too, because it's like he, on the show, he shows like no remorse for cheating on his boyfriend, too. No, he's doing it as like a fucking art piece. And he's like, I don't know. Sometimes I just love people and I just want to fuck other people. like I think that and I do think people you can love somebody and cheat but I think the person cheating who really cared would be like you're fucking idiot like you just can't fuck it up

you know they wouldn't be like I don't know it's like partially he's trying to be like look how much of an asshole I am and partially I think it's him going like look how cool I am which is weird because he's gay but I think if you reverse the you're like nobody thinks we're cool they want to be cool Well, no, I'm just, no, no, that's a joke. My point does stand as far as... He's appealing to traditional... Look how much I fuck.

But the fact that he's gay, he's like, well, it's not gross, but it's still gross. Like, imagine if it was chicks. Imagine if it was like a straight dude making this show and he was like... Because in the first episode, there's like a scene, swear to God, it's us sitting in the couch like this and a guy's feet, he takes off the guy's socks and starts sucking on all of his toes. and it's like shots of him making out with random grinder guys

and I'm like imagine if this was reverse and a guy was just making a show about himself being like look at all these girls and I'm fucking and like having a guy shoot him like making out with the girl in the hallway and I'm like this is weird this would be weird if it was chicks it's weird if it's dudes. Yeah I understand yeah it's also funny too because

like I saw him I do like that he was on the breakfast club and he was kind of a dick to Charleston I really respected him the way he talked to Charlemagne because Charlemagne is just like a 17 year old bully where it's like it's just uncreesome He's just mean to somebody. He's like, and the way he'll do it's so funny, he's like, what do you say about people saying this? It's like, no, no, no, you want to tell him you think he's a pussy.

You want to tell this guy. You don't like him because he's white. But he loves doing that thing where he's like, like the post-malone interview. He's like, what do you say about the people who think, you know, say you can't rap because you're wide? And it's like, no, say it. This is what you think. Right. Like, what are you afraid of?

Yeah, yeah. I think he's like one of the worst interviewers out. No, and he's... The post-malone thing pissed me off. I was on it. so mean. He's like, you know, he's going to cheat on you, right? He's like, well, you're just being a dick. And it's so funny to do because you're like, you're not creative.

Like, I've seen people be creatively dicks. And it's like, this is not like a JJ Lieberman. Perfect example. It's fucking asshole. And he's really creative and pregnant. And he comes on my own podcast and bullies me. And it's very funny. But then Charlotte Bates just meet, like, at the same thing with the what was it? Like, what's this about your sister being raped? That was fun.

That was really funny. Well, yeah, but it's like, obviously in the moment. Like, you can't be saying. He goes, who the hell raped your sister? And then logic goes, man, I don't want to talk about that. But it's funny when it's only a three seconds out of right. You're like, what was going on here? Why would I?

Yeah. It's almost like a form of autism of like just not being able to read the room or predict how somebody will react to something. Yeah, yeah. And he's like trying to make it interesting, but I'm like, you could ask more. I don't know. I just think it's like literally this the same way like a 17 year old would bully somebody. Right.

And it's under the veil of like this truth teller persona. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. Media can like protect people like that who probably like if they had to fight for themselves, like on the internet. They would have been like, oh, this guy's idiotic opinions.

Fuck him. Oh, no, he's in the radio. He works for a broadcasting company. He's lofted up to the top. Be able to have these like weird interactions for years. And I'm not, and I have nothing against people being mean on radio or being honest. Like if people are like,

dude, honestly, I think you're a fucking coward and a pussy. Like, I would like somebody to say that. Yeah. But kind of the way he does, it's kind of like,

kind of like, it's like almost like he's trying to look tough by asking fucked up questions but not standing enough behind it. Yeah. And I haven't seen much of them, so I'm just going off of what I've seen. I've only seen maybe four episodes of... Yeah, and it's a mixture of tough questions and then straight up being

like, yo, your boyfriend's gonna cheat on you or like, you know, what about your sister being raped? It's like, no, that's just being like a fucking weirdo if there weren't cameras. Like, that's a weird thing to ask somebody in any scenario. But I really respected Gerard Carmichael went on there and he's like, first of it didn't like that you took my bit totally out of context

and like you didn't like you were kind of being a dick to me about that and then um but it was kind of funny that the way gerard car michael talks about his boyfriend he's like he's just like intelligent and like all this stuff and he just seems like a regular he seems like a dumb gay guy about me he's like he's like you know your boyfriend's just cheating on you all the time well and there's so he's so good at solving mysteries yeah he's like i think he might be cheating on it's like yeah yeah he watched the show yeah yeah he put him evidence on it max bro yeah i mean how embarrassing is it to just like your boyfriend to make a show where he cheats on you constantly and you just take it

and accept it and like you're involved and it's like dude that's for sure what's happening is power dynamic where he's like who am I gonna fuck this guy's super rich I'm some gay twink in Idaho who like doesn't have like I didn't mean that an offensive way I'm not offended but uh he's again I'm just some gay fucking queer and I'm just kidding some fucking fat guy some fucking cock sucking fucking fudge packer

goo gobbler Whose dad will never love him. He's going to go to fucking hell. They only ever say twink. They only ever describe someone as a twink. You never see, oh, this fucking gay bear. You never hear someone say that. They only describe the little,

the little twinky ones. Yeah, I guess so. They go, oh, this fucking gay twink in Iowa. I guess there is something more kind of insulting about it. Yeah, it's like, oh, you're like to... I get called the twink all the time. Yeah, well, look at you. I know, exactly.

Throw you around the room. Yeah, no, I'm a very specific demographic for a lot of gay guys. But anyways, this fucking... That's why I've never been to a gay boy. because they'd all want to fuck me and I'd be too tempted. Yeah. Yeah, I kind of understand that too

because all the ones It's like thrown charm out too. All the ones my size want you and all the ones your size one. So this is actually our dynamic on the pot right now. You know, the thing I never found like, there's always a straight guy's always

say, oh, we gay guys hit on me it's such a compliment. For me, it's the most meaningless thing in the world because I know how horny do you are. I'm like, yeah, I'm that version of like the ugly, trick that people fuck.

Because I was promoting the show in Vermont. I'm just gonna look gay and gay after the episode. What I was gonna do is I didn't know if I was gonna show up. So I've heard of people

promoting shows by putting it in their Tinder, bumble, and hinge. So I did that and made myself buy so that every demographic would see the flyer of the show.

And it was just all, it was 70 dudes in Vermont. They were just and I was like, there just be 70 gay dudes showing up to the show to fuck me. And you didn't take it as a compliment?

No, I was like, this means literally nothing. Right. Because in my mind, I'm like, yeah, this is a, this is a, in my mind, I just think of gay things is having really low standards, which is probably homophobic. In my experience. No, I think that's just accurate.

Yeah. We live in society. I mean, they'll fuck anything. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think I appeal to gay dudes, but I also think my temperament and like kind of twink look does appeal to bisexual women in a way that is unexplainable. That kind of like, like 90% of the people that I've ever dated have been bisexual. And I think it's because my working theory is I look like a woman, but just act just enough like a man.

Yeah, you have like a Rachel Maddow quality too. But some by girls are different. I've talked to some buying girls. And they're like, when I want to fuck a dude, I want to fuck a dude. I want to fuck a dude. I want to fuck a chick. I want to fuck a chick. So, but I guess it's all. I mean, my girlfriend's into it when I, like, will do like feminine shit or like, she wants me to like paint my nails and stuff and, like, do, you know, put on a dress.

Dude, have you seen that Alex Jones? Yeah. That's so funny. Greatest thing in the world. Dude, Alex Jones, I don't know how I never saw this video, but Tim on Rogue and talking about it was like, yeah,

no, I had a girl dressed me up with makeup one time to fuck me. She was, uh, he goes out about 13, she was 17, she says,

uh, she's fucking hot as hell. So I'm like, yeah, you can dress me up and fuck me. And she would choke the shit out of me until I passed out of me. And we kept doing that

until her 30-year-old boyfriend, uh, found me beat the living shit out of me. Anyways, he's seen if he gets these documents. And he goes, anyways, let's get to these documents.

I'm like, bro, Moderna. You're just talking about lipstick on you and getting molested in the shit you're getting down to you by a third-year-old

and you're like, well, anyways, these documents, the vaccine's not gonna, yeah, yeah, I love Alex Jones so much. He's literally

with the most entertaining him being on it. Dude, he's so funny. That's the reality show we need. The Alex Jones reality show. There's just so many people

like that now. Like, they get in like, like, it's sad that O.J's dead. Rest in peace, O.J. was one, too. You just every couple of weeks, there's like a,

like OJ Simpson responds to what he thinks happened to Nicole and it's like Yeah yeah, yeah, like Alex Jones, you just find these old videos of these people who've done like crazy weird show. Oh, it's hilarious. Oh, yeah, dude. So fucking funny. Dude, the video of OJ getting interviewed

and he pretends to stab the lady. Oh, that one's wild. Yeah, I saw a compilation of like top five funniest OJ moments. Yeah, it was really hacky, but I made like, I'll be missing you a compilation with him. And then I posted it and then I talked to my roommate and he's like, oh yeah, somebody's done that before with other people. And I just immediately deleted it.

And I hate deleting it because three people saw it now. I think I'm like a coward. I'm like, no, I just, I just found it it was an original when I took it down.

Yeah, wait, are you friends with Dan Carney? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I had the fucking best idea for an eclipse

sketch and I was so happy with it and I was just, I came up with the day of the eclipse and then I immediately, Dan Carney, I saw the same idea I had. I'm like, fuck, dude.

Well, he's, he's so on top. He's literally, his was way funnier of a bit than also than I had. He literally is like, he's like, I got to put this thing out like immediately.

And then he like, He doesn't think he works hard. He's like, well, there's guys working 10 times hard than me. I'm like, you're going to probably go bald because of how much stress you're putting on yourself. Yeah, it's almost like if you're doing topical skits and stuff, you have to make it like a week before in like preparation. Yeah, you got to know what's going to happen. You have the worst use of a time machine just to have more topical sketches. Yeah.

You just know what happens. Like the earthquake. Okay, so how did you have a sketch moments as the earthquake was happening? Yeah, that would be fun. You do a sketch about 9-11, like on 9-10. Like, okay, well, like, you should have just warned us. I was through the sketch. That's my only way.

Do you think there's anybody that can see the... Do you think that's the thing that exists at all? I believe that people that could talk to ghosts more than I believe in people that can see the future. Okay. I don't know. I'm trying to think if... Yeah, I don't know if there's any...

There's got to be somebody... I don't know, who, like, had some blottery win or some kind of, like, crazy coincidence happen where they knew what... I don't know. I'm trying to think what... I'll occasionally think I happen.

the future yeah but then it'll be something that I already play out like I I just I predict that this deli is going to be out of the buffalo sauce which they've never served to you before I was like we're out the buffalo sauce I'm fucking I'm a genius do you ever have the fantasy of like what if I woke up it was like 10 years earlier with my brain now and I knew all the stuff that was going to happen in the future yeah that would be sick I have that daydream sometimes and I often think like I should memorize like a couple of things to make money on if that ever does happen that's a good idea like memorize like summarize some Super Bowl stats or like some big Yeah, that is gonna be funny when we get a time machine we're like, I don't remember anything. I don't know.

What am I gonna bet? I bet Trump is gonna lose the 20 election. That's the only thing you can remember. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think that is a sketcher. That's in something where he can't remember anything for the future,

but he is trying to tell people. I think somebody has a stand-up bit about that. Yeah. Somebody beat us to it. When the fuck did that? Who won the Super Bowl in 2007? Yeah. Yeah, just drastic about that.

Oh my God. Dude, I saw a very funny thing. Did you see that woman? She had a dead... She brought a corpse. I saw that. Isn't this so funny? This woman brought it.

Where was it? Hawaii or something? I think it was Brazil. Brazil, yeah, yeah. This woman brought a corpse into a sign a... What's it called? Like a loan or something in the bank. Yeah, alone.

So there's a little dead body. What is that movie? It's literally weekend of Bernie. Yeah, weekend of Bernie stuff. And she's like holding a... the head up and like holding the hand and the pen keeps falling through it. It's like she should have glued the pen to the hand

and done it. Like there's a million ways to do it. It's the most... She should have taken off his skin and put it on her. I mean, that would have made more sense. I'm here for a big lord. That's really fucked up. She's doof and smirk for some reason. From a... Better at the blood was.

That's a good impression. Thank you. I cute your brother. Where a skin. I would kill from her. I was, like, staring at that video for a long time because I was trying to figure out if he is... He looks kind of alive. He looks kind of alive, but he definitely doesn't know what's going on.

Yeah, yeah. But he was fully... They found out he was fully dead. Oh, my God, that sucks. I would want to be, like, taxidermied in some funny... Like, I was to keep telling my roommates if I die, like, taxidermy and just keep me on the couch, like, sitting down like this.

So I can keep hanging out with you guys. With a microphone in your hand. I want to get taxidermine right here on the morning good podcast. Just in the corner. Oh, that would have to be sick. And we're just... going unacknowledged the whole time. Every single podcast is a new guest.

They're like, what is your... Your friend as a whole... I would be annoying about it. Like, other things, like, just can you... Don't bring it up. It's been talked about in the last episode. Yeah.

No, we've already... We've covered this. Please don't ignore the dead body. Oh my God. It's getting a little annoying. Yeah. That, I don't know, that was so... It's just so funny, too, for her to like...

I don't know. It's just like, it seems like there's such a logical way to do that, like, to make it look like his arms are moving. Like, she could do a thing where... If I was sure, what I would do is I would like cut a hole in his back and then reach my arm through so I could use his hand.

Or you should have a fake arm and then put it like a puppet almost and kind of like do that. Or just have a sleeveless shirt. It's funny that I see something like that. I don't go, that's disgusting. I go, how could I pull that off? Really big pants and a really big shirt and then puts her feet and

put her legs through. Yeah, behind him and has her hands taped to his hands. Hello. He's like, it's a man with four hands. Get him out of here. It's shot. All the bullets. He had nice shield.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He also looked like a different race in her. It's like, it's like a bald white guy. It looks like she just found a dead white guy. You know what it looks like. It looks like maybe she's like a cleaning lady. I'm just being racist here. But she's like a cleaning lady for like a rich white millionaire.

And then now she just found his dead body and kind of like. Yeah. Couldn't she have just faked it like from home? Been like, oh, he's trying to transfer all his stuff to me. He's on his Zoom call. She's moving his mouth. I want $10 million. There's a green screen blog.

I had something like that happened to me recently. There was this kind of influencer guy I met at the airport. And the guy was very like grind-setti. And we just both missed our frontier flight. And I was like, oh, okay. The guy's like, oh, bro, follow me on Instagram. I was like, okay.

And then a burner account of whom followed me and started talking to me about getting my money straight and stuff like that. And I was like, I thought it was the same guy from the airport. So I'm just going to fuck with this guy. So I put on these, you see these before. my influencer glasses. These are patties, but these are for sure my, like...

That's the money-making glasses. Yeah, it's kind of like, bro, I take money, I turn it into opportunity, or I guess you turn opportunity to monies. You know how Jesus turned water into wine? I turn money into opportunities, bro. I'm about like being on a bitch with a couple of beach, a couple of bitches, bro. This is Miami-Michael. Bro, if you're not willing to put like your finances about everything else, then it's like,

bro, I know what you're doing. It's about grinding. But I was doing that for a while. Whoa, where'd you go? I can do it better. I need a running start into it. I can't just... Yeah, it's all about grinding.

I turn water into opportunity. It's Fat Albert. Yeah. Louis Armstrong. I want to do like Andrew Tate, Grant said, of, like, teaching ginsets how to get laid. There you go. Or, like, I don't know. What would he say?

It's like, he says water. Do you think you got to do water? Or, uh, let me think. Like, what's their main advice? They say, they always sit like this. Don't chase women. If you want to chase women, you're going to run right off a cliff.

Yeah. I said, Andrew Tatee me, he said, white men, your race is dying out because you're lazy. That is awesome. Because it's not, not true. That's kind of fucking hilarious. So try that, try that.

Wait, what is it again? The white race is dying out because you're lazy. Yeah, the white race is dying because you're lazy. If she has two bodies, then she's a whore. You need 50. They want a world where guys have like an infinite body count, but somehow there's just women with, nobody.

The math doesn't work. Yeah, you know, he's like, yeah, you need to have three wives so you want to become a Muslim. That was like really their ground throw up. I will say that idea I love to fizz where he's like, you got to live in a compound with all of your boys and all of their wives. I was like, this is a sick guy. I do like the idea of cohabitating with men. Yeah, dude. Do you mean having roommates?

Dude. This is the episode where I look the gayest. Yeah. You love cohabitating? with men. Yeah, yeah. I like cohabitating

with my girlfriend in our apartment. It's pretty cool. That's gay than what I was saying. I guess you're right. I guess it's gay to live with one woman

versus two guys. Yeah. Fuck it. No, yeah. What is? Hey, who am I? James Donnell.

With his girlfriend. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What do you think is the gayest thing you've ever done? Dude, I'll tell you what?

I've passed this threshold. So I've decided that I'm going to not give a falkal people things. So this is, this is a Gerard car,

Michael, full honesty. We're getting good. So the gayest thing I've done is probably bang a trans lady. I peck the dude on the lips when I was in Spain. And I was like, that's pretty, but he, that's no big deal. It's because this woman said she's like, I'll suck your dick. If you peck that guy in the lips, I was like, this makes sense. I don't really know Spanish very well, but that's what I think she said. And she didn't suck my dicks. Peck on the lips is way less gay in the first thing. This is the gayest thing I considered doing. I was hooking up with a girl recently and I had trouble getting hard. And there's a lot

pressure because I was really attracted to her. And mentally I was like, this is a lot. And then randomly she's like, I would fuck you with a strap on. And then that for some reason got my dick hard. We had sex. And I was like, that's pretty funny. But I was like, I don't know why that's hot because I was like, she's hot

and just the bitchiness of it is hot to me. Her being like, I'm going to fuck you. And then, you know, I went there for a man. I'm just like staring out in the woods and I'm like, you know what? Maybe I'll give it a shot. So I've considered getting fucked by a strap on. I don't think I don't think I would. My asshole, I'm very like...

Also, I'm not judging you at all. Yeah. No, no, it's not you. I pictured 10 friends I'm like ex-who-with now disowning me. You're like, whatever. I want to be my true authentic self. And sometimes that means getting fucked in the ass. But I don't think...

By the way, my walls are so thin that my roommate heard all of this. And then he starts putting on his strap on. This is my time to shine. Yeah, I don't think that like, first I... You've gotten your ass eating, right? I think we've talked about this. Yeah, yeah, I don't like shit up my ass though. So I don't think I would be into it.

But I like the idea of the woman being. being like in that powerful, that is hot. Like the, you do like the power dynamic, get it being like less than, getting told what to do. Yeah, but I like a mix of both.

I think the problem is like you can't, I don't like dominating women. I'm not dating because I'm just gonna beat the shit out of this chick I don't know. Like this is kind of a risky thing. I've hooked up with girls that are like, choke me.

I don't know you well enough to like. But choking someone you love is different. Yeah, that's pretty chill. And I'm like, I know for a fact you like this versus like a random person. Then they're like,

not on the lower part of my neck what are you a serial killer you're like I'm sorry I'm just trying to make you come I'm doing my best you want to fuck me in the ass James Gays thing I don't know I guess I'm trying to think

It could be pecking a man I mean I've kissed guys For like yeah like girls at like a bar Dude If they're all going kiss kiss kiss Yeah that's pretty much the only time I've ever really done anything At a finger in my butt

kind of gay is it? But I was like, I wonder what that's like. And then I was like, I don't really like this. I really tried to explore that territory somewhat recently with my lady because she'd always joke about doing stuff with my butt. And I'm like, I can't. I'm scared. And then I finally was like, all right. And I couldn't do it.

I was like laughing too hard. Yeah, I don't think I could ever really get paid. But I'm like the idea of like the, I don't know why a lady with her hands around my hips from behind that side. Like for something to be like, get over you, boy. Where you think you're going, you're going, you're man. Get back here.

You're from like a big berth that'll hold you down. Yeah, yeah. I don't know why this sounds like slave play. It sounds like I'm going to be like, no. You're the slaves.

No, Mrs. Tubman, no. You want to stay indoors, don't you? You're going to get corn today. You better get back here. You want to ride my tree. Mama loves you. I'd be getting back to the bed My apology.

Dude, how unfortunate to be a white guy whose sexual fantasy is to be a slave. You're going to find a really crazy lady to let you enact that one out. It is very funny the idea of me defending blackface but in the bedroom. In the comfort of my own home, I understand the history. I understand

the history and I choose to deny it in my own home. Oh, he fresh. fucking get over here, you know, Mr. Good. If my wife wants to say that, she's allowed to say that. Okay? I didn't know I was being recorded. I didn't know that that was going live on air.

It's also funny to think you said earlier. There's stuff you've taken out for being too racist. I'm like, I wonder what that stuff is. That is, this is too fucking funny. I don't care what it. I will get the shit kicked out of me for the idea of a woman playing a slave on her and fucking me in the ass and black face. That is too funny. I don't give a fuck.

Literally everybody can suck my soul. multi-white balls. I'm just described it. I'm just picturing of you was fully in black face getting paid.

I have big tape around my look. You're wearing white clothes. Well, I best be getting back to my

quarters now. Mrs. Johanson. I'm so sorry, Mr. Johanson. I best be being back here.

We also don't know that they sound like that. It's just, we just assume all of these black voices back

in the day that I, yeah. Right. They don't have to sound like that. Also, also I

mostly did the white slave voter voice, which I felt very comfortable than that. It's like I'm going to start to the slave off. Yeah, but yeah, back to the whole, I don't give a fuck. I'll get, yeah, whatever it is what it is. But the fact that, we're going to beep that. My roommate had to hear me just go like.

Sorry, who? Just hear me go, I'm so sorry. This doesn't normally happen. I think you're beautiful. That's why this is working out and then hearing the whole thing. That's really funny. Yeah, yeah. But it's this pressure thing because, like, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I,

First of, if I had sex with Al-Bluge shoe earlier this week, which I hadn't done for seven months. Yeah. The whole time being single. And then some girl was just relaxing. And she goes, I don't care if you get hard. And immediately, I was like, oh, it works. Like, my dick's not broken.

It's just the stress that people put on it. Right. You know when you know something's going to, it's annoying because you start making it out and you're like, all right, this is the logical progression of this. I've only had that happen a few times, but I do know. Oh, you didn't want to rub it in your face now? You want to say, oh, I'm Joe Jack's star. It was hard at the time.

You know, it's like, everybody's got different levels. and it was hard because it wasn't hard and I was like fuck it's it's not working and then you get stressed out because of that. Yeah and then it's like it doesn't like I don't need weird sex to get hard it's like that the girl I hooked up with the other day she was

everything was totally normal I just got completely hard because she was just nice and it just kind of worked. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. But yeah I don't know. Maybe we do some accent training with the other lady and then we'll circle back around. Yeah, we'll see how that goes.

Yeah, yeah. And you've paid you paid for the weird weird ladies yeah every morning good knows this I'm sorry to recommend so much

but there's a movie I watched last night called Sanctuary that is about a dominatrix chick and the whole thing I just think you should watch it on Hulu

is pretty good it's the whole thing is she's not allowed to touch him it's just verbal like commands and so she'll be like clean the toilet

and he's just like sitting and she's like you know he's cleaning the toilet and then she's like you want to come don't you he's like yeah

she's like you can't And he's like, jerking off. She's like, if you come, I swear to God, I'm going to hate you. That is very funny. Yeah, no, it's a good movie. Yeah, the whole pay-pay thing is really weird to me. And that world tries to get lumped in sometimes where, like, I'll talk to women that are like, oh, I have like a pay pig or something.

I'm like, I'm not, not that I'm a cheap scape. I'm like, it's just, that's not, I'd rather somebody be like, no, I, yeah. Really share a meal with you. I'll pay for that. I'll pay for a pig for us to share. That's so funny. I'll pay for a nice pig for us to share. What'd that be cute?

Yeah. Oh, speaking of a fucking blackface, I'm glad all these things are relating. Did you see the Chinese, or the Hawaiian guy who went to cordon blackface? No. There's this Hawaiian guy, and he goes, uh, since you guys want to treat me like a black man. I am dressing like a black man. So sick. So this guy had like, let me show you the picture.

It's so funny. He had like really bad road rage and like try to kill like a bunch of people. And he's like going to jail for like life. And then he shows up with Sharpie Blackface. And that'll stay on it. He's mad. he's being, what makes them treating him like a black man?

In his mind, this is like the court case at the end of the movie where he makes a point and everybody just agrees with what he said. But this is not black face. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, dude, look at this guy. His magic marker black face. That's so good.

That's way better than I was expecting. He just doesn't look black at all. No, but that's, he looks like... He just looks dirty. He looks like he just... Yeah, he was sharping on a car. I think, what's a movie that ends He thought it was going to be like accepted or like any movie that ends in a court case.

They're like, you've proven your point. This is a real university or whatever. It's so funny when people think that something is going to go one way. Did you ever see the airport video of the guy who starts singing? Yes, I'm not afraid. It's my favorite video. Yeah. He really thought that would be his moment.

Not a single person who gets on. He goes, I'm not afraid. To take a stay. Like, because it's like a mask thing kind of right, or a vaccine thing. They were telling him to do something he didn't want to do. Yeah. No, this is what it is. The airport, they say if you are suspicious,

of sex trafficking, you should report it. But that also gives every Q&N nut, just like a now thing to now. Just be like, the sex trafficking is happening everywhere. Everybody's fucking everybody. That's Bill Clinton over there. And it's like, that's not what was.

That's just, yeah. Yeah, so he's like, they're doing it. They're going to the local Titi-Tati bar. He like had a name. He's like, they're taking these women down to banana panties down the street and they're sex trafficking them. And, uh, yeah. And he's like, I'm not afraid.

And nobody like joins him. Yeah, they just look at it like he's a fucking dumbass. I want to have. one of those moments. I want to like stand up on a desk or something and get everybody together. I want a court trial of me defending the race play thing. Like me, it's just in front of the people and it's like,

and you're going to tell me what love is? It's like, look at the, I'm looking at the judge. I'm like, and you're going to look me straight in the eyes. And tell me you've never, and you've never taped your eyes back to look Chinese.

He's like, I have, I have taped my eyes black. I'm not afraid. I'm not afraid. You're going to tell me love is wrong. I'm still in my face. You have a collar.

You have a top hat that like the top is like hinging off. Hard as a rock. I'm so comfortable here. You look at the jury. There's a furry. You're like, we got this in the fucking bag. Those freaks know what roleplay is.

Well, the funniest was a... Yeah, it is funny too. The movie accepted it because like, you're rooting for these guys, but they were doing that you've seen accepted, right? Yeah. It's such a you've seen accepted? It's so stupid because it's like, first off, you didn't have rights to the building. Right. You just

broke into a mental asylum and like there's no there's no reason that should be a universe. Like it was just so like, I don't know, it was just very funny that he's like, we're just going to do our own free thinking thing. It's like, yeah, this just isn't. Yeah, you stole a building. Yeah. Yeah. You're what is it? What is it when you stay in a squatter? Squatter. You're basically a squatter.

Yeah, that's the big topic now. I love that movie. Well, that was one of the movies where my cousins are a little older than me and there's all these like 2000s comedies I haven't seen they're like, you haven't seen a Euro trip? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was like accepted where I'm like, you know, there was a couple of those. Biscuitball

was one which I actually want to watch that, but he was like, you haven't seen basketball? Well, it's funny because all those movies were hinged around the same thing. It's like, we're gonna get boobies in some beers and some girls and that was just like the hype. I miss that in movies. I miss where every teen movie or anything was the entire plight of the thing. It's like

I'm so horny and I can't get It is funny, too, because we're finding all these producers and directors are rapists, and we're, like, kind of adds up that every movie is like, we're going to get these things fucked up, and we're all going to bang them. The coolest dude. And then they're like, but now it's corrected the other way. It's like, can't there be some guys that want to get pussy and making movies? Right.

Everything is just so, like. Yeah. I miss fucking, there was just tits in every movie, like, 2000s. I just want to see a superhero fuck once. I want a sex scene in a Marvel movie. It's like there's never seen Watchmen, clearly. And he doesn't get hard. That's why the characters are so relatable.

I loved Watchmen. Especially for that part where the dude doesn't get hard. I'm like, fuck. Well, that's what makes Watchman... I'm a superhero. I'm owl man. That's what makes Watchmen good is it's the whole point is like, what if superheroes were horny? Yeah.

But there is like a sexlessness to like all movies now. It's like, what are these weirdos? Like, they don't care about anything other than what. Like, what are they saving the world for if not to get pussy? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like Thor should be fucking. Yeah. He's not.

But there's this... He should be fucking errant with the... Dude. With the hammer. The hammer. What pisses me on. genuinely is movies used to have tits and all of them and there were like

so many even actresses were like just famous because they were the hottest people on the fucking planet and there would always be scenes where it's like we're gonna show you a hot this person is or like you know like here's some tits like the 70s there's a lot of that none of that in superhero movies you've got Scarlett Johansson and those hot actresses

we're not seen any titties but what you do see is every single one has like an oiled up dude like flexing his six pack every one for sure fucks dudes There's just no way. You watch all those. It's just the most homoerotic shit of the planet. And Wonder Woman's wearing like a full body.

She's wearing a pants suit. That you can't see any of her figure. But it's being tagged watching his act tonight. Like what a fucking fag. It's in like every contract says like you have to take steroids and you have to oil up your body for like 70 takes. And they'll also just show like gratuitous violence. Like as if like they're more willing to show like a guy get ripped in half than they are in showing like just a real woman's real. real body.

I'm just saying Henry Cavill, like, shirtless of Superman. Zach Snyder's like, he spins on his in a little, but he's like, now let's go. Let's get the cameras just rolling now. I'll take like a tender sex scene. It doesn't have to be like gratuitous, but it's like just shows these characters like experience love or care about anything other than like working out and fighting aliens.

No, yeah, it would make sense. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, they're like androgynous. But one thing I'll see you though, I do hate a lot of movies. Sometimes you watch movies with a bunch of hot chicks in it And you're like, this just made me horny and angry That I'm not having sex at these beautiful. Sometimes you're...

That's everything now. Every time I open TikTok is getting... Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're like... This wasn't an enjoyable movie. It's like Project X. You're like, the first time you're like, that's sick. Second time you're like,

well, I just wish I was at that party. Yeah, kind of like... But one thing I was talking about with somebody is it's kind of annoying that comedy now is so angled. Like, it's either the offensive comedy or the not offensive at all. Like you have like, I think you should leave or like edgy comedy.

It's like there was kind of this weird era of comedy where it was like just to make the funniest thing and everything was there was no like. But I was talking to somebody about it. It's like, oh, it's very marketable to be like this is the edgy comedy. This is the non-edgy comedy. But it's like all kinds of jokes are funny. Like family guy was just kind of like every kind of joke. What is even known for being that edgy nowadays? I can't really think of anybody's just like, you know, like this podcast.

Podcast definitely. Yeah, you can get that. But those are more niche. Like there's really not anything edgy going on in like mainstream. Well, there's also really not many comedy movies coming out. It was like Ricky Stenicki, which was kind of bad. Yeah, yeah. I'm trying to think.

Like, they don't really make them anymore. They don't come out. I mean, there's reasons for it. I just don't trust John Cena because he did the humiliation ritual. Yeah. Oh, my talking, boy. He apologizes all of him. Is that what you mean?

No, no, no, no. There's the thing where he comes out naked and everybody's like, this is Hollywood humiliation. Oh, right. It's all part of his initiation in Hollywood. It's like, first off, he's on 45 movies. Right. Why would he be getting initiated?

That's like how they say Kevin Hart dress up as a woman on us now. Well, it started. But that was kind of true. That was part of like Cat Williams thing. It's like, you'll never see me in a dress. Yeah. Well, but that, I mean, Cat Williams thing,

I'm surprised that took off with people like really getting invested in that. Because it started with only black people, which is weird that they, now John Cena is involved. Yeah, yeah. Where it was black comics saying, white people aren't affected by this,

but in order to be a successful black man, yeah, they put you in a dress. And it's like a humiliation ritual, which, first of all, so many white people are in dresses in movies. It's ridiculous. It was like every episode of S&L from 2000, 2010. Yeah, Mrs. Doubtfire.

I was talking about, like, I was talking to a comic who lived in China. And he said, like, the funniest guy, they're like 100 years behind on comedy. It's like the funniest guy there is a guy that wears like a blonde wig and is like, what if I was a lady? It's like, that's just like very like, and it is still kind of funny. But it's like, it's a very, but it's very surface level like, oh, this is like, elementary indie humor is like men, you know. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, but there's nothing wrong. I mean, you know, it's like, I think it maybe what's happened is it just went from something that everybody considered to be like pretty funny, a white chick's funny movie. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I think maybe there's like some weird puritanical thing going on with people of like, don't put on a dress.

That's weird. You're weird. Whereas before it's like, no, it's funny. You can just do it. I really hate when people start doing that. And I think, I do think it happens a lot with black comics where this weird morality thing is where they're like, I don't want to like compromise my values to get a laugh. And it's like, that's fine. You can like do whatever the fuck you want.

But it's like, it's such a weird way to view comedy, I think. I'll never understand it because I'm not a black person. Like, I'm a white dude, but it's like I never understood that sort of like, I'm not going to laugh, but then also be the butt of the joke and be like looked down in that way. And I get it. There's like decades of like menstrual shows and like, yeah, that's part of it. This is me trying to prove I'm not racist.

Right. And I always fucking do this fucking time. Well, no. It is multifaceted. I talked to some dude about it. He was talking about Tyler Perry entire career from dressing up like a woman. Yeah. And an entire industry around like the Medea movies.

And there is something racist about it. But then also something of like, it's black people love those movies partially because it's enhancing stereotypes it's maybe harmful but also because it's like yo that's literally my grandma yeah I relate to that yeah so I guess it is multifacist

and I think it will always be hard for me to understand because I'm always like dude I will always be the butt of the it's like to me I get a little bothered when people are like but I guess if there was decades of being the butt of the joke then you'd be like I'm tired of being the butt of the joke but I also like it weirds me out and it's the same thing with Amy Schumer

where she's like yeah I'm tired of being like the one that's laughed at I want to be like the one that's like in charge. It's like, I don't know. I think I like comedy, at least for it to be fully just like everything's a joke. Like just joke, everything's a joke. I'm getting fucking the ass. This is that.

Yeah. It's like, it's like, you just make some dumb shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It doesn't, and nothing, none of matters. Like, I think any type of, like, policing of comedy or whatever is strange of, like, whether it's saying, like, don't make anything too edgy or it's like, don't, but wear a dress. It's like, but we're just having. But we have a right to be scared of police.

Yeah. Yeah. stupid jug. It's like, bro, we just don't like people watching Michael.

You're okay. They don't see three of us on the cat. Oh, this is one for me. And even if they did make it halfway through. Like,

I'll throw it off for two minutes to see what's going on. Yeah. It's the brunch club. Yeah. Yeah. Dude, Pat,

Pacton name is the brunch club. That's definitely the name of this. That's very funny to be. But I don't know if this is a strange part of it is like I don't want to over generalize it all but from my understanding is maybe white people care less

about doing gay shit whereas there's a lot of parts of the black sort of community who's like a little bit like gnaying about that where with the regards to they see a person to dress into them there's more pride and like that's more humiliating whereas for white people I don't think we feel very

humiliated if we do like Mrs. Dauphar yeah and I've never done like a joke in my whole entire life and been like well I guess okay the only only time I get bothered by a joke I made is when I go, oh, I just did that to look like a good person. I don't agree with that necessarily. I'm just doing that for myself fulfillment. So maybe it's the same kind of thing where you go, oh, I didn't think that was funny. I'm just trying to appease the white audience. Maybe that's the version of that. I don't know. But I think for the

most part, I'm never like, oh, what if I look like an idiot in this joke? It's like, yeah, that's the fucking point. I'm a clown. I fucking laugh at me. Do you think she's hot? Yeah, you know what I would do? I would fucking, I would say that. That's why she looks familiar, you fucking gay bitch. You're the gayest guy of the podcast now. Hey, you asked me earlier, what's the gayest thing I've done? That's the first time I've genuinely gotten somebody with that.

But I reminded me that. I was just in a room. By the way, people don't know. Yeah, I just showed him a picture of me in drag. Yeah. It looks good. So I forgot that we spent so long talking about like doing, dressing like a woman for comedy.

that was for a comedy drag show. So I'm part of the problem, dude. That was my humiliation ritual. I'm fucking hot though. You know. Yeah, I was going to say the most stupid. I go, you look familiar.

I was going to say the most graphic thing to start making you uncomfortable because I knew it was you and I was going to fuck with you and be like, dude, if I could just be alone with that person the things I would fucking do to their mouth. I'd be like, I'm going to go,

I'm going to wrap back. I'm going to come back dressed like it. We got to wrap up. What do you guys want to promote? I don't know The stuff every Saturday night Live stream 11 p.m. Tune in, follow me on Instagram

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Oh you're so sweet And yeah that's it Yeah and I have a new perspective And everybody can suck my White salty balls Great Actually they're kind of tanter my tan salty balls.

What about the being open thing? No, just about that. What do you mean be open? I'm not getting. Oh, I thought you meant your attitude. Everybody can suck my balls. I'm going to talk about blackface. No, no, no, no, no.

I'm just being silly. I should have ended this 10 minutes ago. Thank you guys.