Morning Good - The Dairy Queen District - Episode 166

Episode Date: April 23, 2023

Dan Carney and Ryan O'Toole return to the show for today's episode. They talk about pranks you can pull on your mom, having no respect for child stars, and the new Disney prison coming to Florida.Dan is on Instagram and Twitter @danmancarney, and has a channel on YouTube as well. Find Ryan on IG @itsryanotoole, at his website, itsryanotoole.com, and on The Ryan O'Toole Podcast.As always, find Michael Good on Instagram @michael_good1125 and on Twitter @agoodmichaelThis podcast was produced by Paxton Fleming, you can find him on Instagram @yaboypax 

Thanks for the F-Shack. Love Dirty Mike and the Boys. Hey, are you dirty Mike and the boys? How you know who we are? What's this? They called the podcast? Morning good. I love that.

Yeah, it's me with the boner on the front. Welcome to the morning. Welcome to the podcast. We've got cute-ass boys. Oh. No? We're not starting that way? I was so excited.

I don't identify as a boy anymore. No? What are you now? When's someone going to identify? When's a child going to identify as a man so they can buy booze? That's what I want the next generation to do. Dude, that rule. That's what I want the next. Why has nobody done that? That's what I'm saying. All these 15, 16 year old kids, they need to start identifying as like 38-year-old men. I'm going to identify as your husband, so I'm get to fuck you now.

That's what I want, dude. Because I think it's only a matter of time with how people, like, identifying with stuff where someone's going to eventually push and say they're more than just. a woman who's like born a man or vice versa. Someone's, that thing will be pushed eventually. I'm excited for that. You need, you need numbers. You need a move. That's why people get them.

I'm like, spice life up. I'm cool with all the fun stuff. Yeah, I don't care. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't really care. Yeah. I look like a little, my hair's getting weird now. Does it affect me as long as my children aren't involved?

Dude, I had a guy that said that one time. He's like, I'm not homophobic. I just, I don't want my kids to be gay. Yeah, I was like, that's homophobic. I have nothing against boats. I just don't want to own one. My dad told me one time when I was a kid. Well, he told me like, this probably like, probably told me like, I don't know, 10 years ago.

I took one of my mom's friends. We were at the beach and I like, I guess she had like her bikini off. I don't remember this. I was too young. And I took it. And he took her bikini? Yeah, at the top of it. Yeah.

And he goes, yeah, he goes, I didn't really care. I was just so proud that I had a son who was interested in females. Keep talking one more time louder. Yeah, I get it. What up? What up? It's like such a dad. thing.

It would be like proud of his son for sexually harassing a woman. Yeah, he's a child. I don't think it was really harassing. No, I was harassing. But you do get horny as a kid though. Yeah, absolutely.

You know what I mean? Like, you just don't know what it is. Yeah, exactly. Like, you do like, yeah, I was the horniest kid. I was humping everything. I know you were. I was humping everything. Yeah, yeah.

No, I was humping everything. I bet you I humped more than you. What was, what did you guys hump? Let's see, it was like just mostly the bed. When you get that, when you get that boner where you're putting the weight on it and you're saying, It kind of hurts dogs

cats yeah other kids squirrels yeah yeah other kids I remember when I turned like 14 I was like damn dude I should have been out here grabbing boobies this whole time

because I could have gotten away with it then like I had a weird realization about that when I was a kid I was like which obviously then you get older you're like you shouldn't sexually harass women but when I was 14 I was like I could have just been out here grabbing kids You're saying that there's a zone

there's like a free zone Yeah when like a nine year old does something They're like oh he's nine he doesn't know Yeah but a nine year old It's not even enjoying it. You're only one a nine-year-old to do it for your enjoyment. Yeah, I felt like funny. You know what I mean?

Yeah. You say that, but then there's always like a video of somebody taking like their like nine-year-old the Buffalo Wild Wings. They're like, look at them, stare at the titties. Yeah, because they don't even know what it is. Yeah. They're like, they don't even know if they're enjoying it or why. Do you remember a couple years ago during the NBA playoffs?

It was a kid sitting court side and it was someone's like little brother a kid and they had like a waitress come over and there's the people sitting right on the court. And they had a waitress come over and like give. popcorn to a kid and her tities were out and she like bent over and the kid just like you saw him just like and he's like his face like exploded this because it's like the tithes the kid

was like six years old and he like couldn't realize like he didn't believe what he saw yeah yeah it is mind blowing at that point yeah yeah yeah now I'm like I've seen them all yeah oh yeah now it's like it doesn't even like yeah well yeah because you do get used to it

you know what I mean yeah yeah like when you used to see a hot chick when you were like super young. It was like insane. You know what I mean? You know, I was doing other things when I was a kid. I was like, you know, doing math. Learning. Dude, I had a friend like that. He didn't watch any kid show. I was like, what did you watch growing up?

He goes, I watched the history channel a lot. Like, that is insane. I was trying to get to the bottom of stuff. Yeah, you're solving. Yeah, I was solving mysteries. Jimmy Neutron. Cold cases. I was on at all. Because my mind was so free. I was emburdened with sexual urges.

That's a good idea. Make an asexual kid. I don't know how you do that, but just inject them with something. Then just no sex drive. But then you wonder if the other... It's called the COVID vaccine. Every other episode I'm getting flagged for. When are they going to stop this flag and shit? Because it's already cool now to say that, like, you're not vaccinated and all that stuff.

And it's like... I don't know if it's cool. I think they said they're just going to do it for a little bit longer than they're not going to do it anymore. Yeah, I mean, because I'm just like... That's so funny. Please, we're just going to do it a couple more weeks. Give us like... Yeah, give us like a few more weeks. Yeah.

We don't want to fix the rules. Well, it's crazy how certain places still... I mean, I don't know. We're breaking up the usual boring shit. But it's like, I was watching Young Thug in court today, dude, following the trial. The YSL. Yeah. Wait, what is this?

You're going to have to fill me in. Young Thug, the Rapa. I know what the Young Thub. He's looking at a lot of time in prison. Really? Yeah. It's been going on for about a year now maybe. Well, the trial...

What did he do? He's involved in like a RICO thing, like, ordering hits on people, uh, spending drug money. He's a... the bed of a can't know. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But in Georgia,

they still have to wear masks in court. And it's like they have the masks on, but like the lawyers are like wearing it on the, like they got it like underneath their mouth. You know what I mean? I'm like, why are we still doing this? You know,

like I saw that because I'm like, we went through that period here where it was like people were doing it and stuff. But that was like a year ago up here. You know, it's funny is now Eric Adams, he's saying that if you wear a mask like for the cold, he was saying you have, had to take it off when you go into a

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So now literally there's an anti-mask man in the state of New York. Well, it's because people are getting fucking killed, like, people robbing stores and shit. Oh, it's terrifying. Like, I'll start to think that, like, maybe I'm being, like, judgmental people, and then I'm like, this guy's wearing a ski mask. Ski masks are very uncomfortable.

It's like, it's like, I don't think there's a scarier thing you can wear a face than a ski mask. No. Because it's like, it's like, this is the sign of somebody committing. Yes. It's like if you were to dress up for Halloween, like on Halloween as a burglar. Yeah, yeah.

You would wear that. Yeah, exactly. You know? Yeah, yeah. But then it's like also like, now guys will wear it to look cool. But I'm like, don't also be surprised if I am intimidated. What's it called? What's the name of the mask called?

Balaclava. No, that's not it. That's the dish from Greek restaurants. That's baklava. What mask are you talking about? It's not a push-icey mask? Yes, yes, yes. You know I had that thing, right?

I bought that mask. I still have it. I bought that thing. probably seven years ago. I know, you were on it early. Because it was... What did it look like? Is it just a telotuby one?

No, it's like that. It's like that. It's, nothing's funnier than just this. This is the funniest look on the planet. Just having your shirt like a telotubby. It's like that,

except you can pull the bottom pot. You could cover your entire phase if you want, but you can pull it so you only have your eyes. Oh, okay. But I bought that like seven or eight years ago it was like $10 on Nike.com because I was like in the winter it was freezing.

And no one. No one. No one. Bro, people would be like, A rapper sport of this look It'd be so fucking bad. I'd be awesome. I'm in these motherfuckin' streets.

Fuck with me. Going great cornholio, dude. But dude, now those things are like fucking like, 90 bucks. The Nike ones are so expensive. I'm like, I wish I bought 100. And to be fair, like, I always told

people this, like, people like, how do you breathe in that thing? It's the easiest thing to breathe in when you're outside. It's meant for like Olympic skis. Like, they're not going to be fucking... To talk a gator? No, it's the shiasty mask.

The poo shi-masty mask. The Nike one. It's so like You put it this way You can breathe better than that Than you can in those medical ones Or any of those other ones Like it's like

And it's warm as shit Like in the winter I was like I remember I don't think I can not have one of these anymore Oh I think I remember the one year I think I've seen you wear it Yeah I love it But there is something

Threatening about it just a person Bro when you see some kids in the summertime We're like you know I'm getting the fuck out of it I'm scared of New York City teenagers No matter what Like I'm warning the park I'm like are they gonna kick my

I constantly Dude they'll stab you And the whole laugh Because they grow up in this, like, hedonistic health. Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't play. I don't, yeah.

They need to get it out of them somehow. And they're going to get less, like, if they kill me, they're going to get way less. Just imagine you getting torn limb from the limb. It's like four kids just running on the opposite directions. How's this new neighborhood you live in and now late at night? It's fine because there's so many establishments. Yeah, because they have cops outside of every building. Yeah.

So for me, it's fun. fine. Yeah. For some other folks, might be a little riskier. But no, it's fine. I, uh,

the basketball courts will occasionally get a little sketchy. Yeah. But, uh, it's fine. I don't know. I think it's like, that area gets real at night. Like,

dude, like right around those courts. I've seen some more horrific. Near here? I saw the most nuts thing. I saw, I saw a guy with no arms. One time I was walking.

He had no arms. But they were just torn from it. And they were like, no, there was like, I was about to say they were like nubby. Like, like,

be like, they were like fresh. Oh shit. One looked like fresh. You could see like flesh. Yeah. And blood. Dude, picking off that scab has to feel amazing. Just one dot. It feels so good. So just pick one giant one off.

Dude, he might have been looking for his arms. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. It was terrifying, dude. It was ad night. It was like years ago. I remember I was like walk into like an open mic. I'm like going to do comedy.

Yeah, yeah. Like a cafe with like four people. And this guy has no arms. Oh, yeah. This is terrifying. Yeah, that's, that's disgusting. That's what I'm saying, because you go further that way, like, towards black hat and shit like that.

Call me crazy, but I want people in my neighborhood to have arms. Yeah. Get them. Get an arm. Figure it out. Because, you know, if they don't have arms, but if you're in a good neighborhood, they got, like, some sort of prosthetic on. Yeah, yeah.

But if you don't have arms, it's like, ugh. It's a little dicey. Yeah, get something, get some mechanicals. I saw, I hate to get off the topic of no arms, but I saw the wildest thing at that the worst of the day. So I saw it where? At where? like basketball court area.

I saw a Tesla pulled to the side of the road. Wrecking ball by Miley Cyrus. I almost took a video. This is most insane thing I've seen. Racking ball is just blasting. There are clothes everywhere outside the car. And a guy with like earmuffs with the antennas. That's how you know he's out of his fucking line.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because he's trying to communicate. He's trying to communicate aliens. Yeah, I love that. And he's just taking clothes and throwing them out of the Tesla. And I was like, what is happening? I was like, did this guy own a Tesla? And then just have a meltdown?

Or did this guy jump and take somebody else as Tesla? But it's like the music was blasting. So it wasn't like he, nobody breaks into a car and then plays music. It feels like a post-breakup scene. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, he just got broken up with and he's throwing her clothes or his clothes. Yeah. Well, that's another thing I think New York has too, whereas, like, people feel the way, like, to react after certain regular life situations to just act as dramatic as possible.

That's a thing New York has where it's like... Dude, this is Sodom. Yeah. You live in Sodom. Yeah. people are like, oh, what are you going to do? I'm going to go fucking burn a Tesla. Yeah. Oh, a million percent. I'm going to throw all their clothes out of the

fucking window. Just act the most dramatic. Fuck a different person for 15 days in a row. You know what I mean? Which is fine if you want to do that. You know what I mean? But it's like... Yeah, like it's up to me. Yeah. People are fucking... Well, that what I think I'm going to do for the next 15 days? Fuck a different person. You almost kind of

can in a way, though. You know what I mean? I mean, if you pay for it. Well, I've heard people talk about cheating in the city is very easy. A hundred Cheating is like a celebrated thing. Dude, it's like embraced. A hundred percent. I was talking to some girl who was talking about it. She's like, yeah, no, I would cheat on this guy.

Then I'd go like one street over and then have sex another guy. Because you'd be like, oh, it's just on the way to your place. Yeah. I'm like, that's wild. It's so accessible. I went to a Mexican restaurant one time alone. And I was getting tacos and margaritas from the bar. By yourself?

By myself. Yeah. This in New York? Yeah, it was like a Monday or Tuesday. That's great. And I was like, you know what? I could go for a fish taco. couple fish tacos and there's a group of girls next to me and they were just talking about

cheating on their boyfriends and like yeah he got mad because i was like rioting he walked in i was rioting trevor and like that's insane like just like very candidly and like oh yeah i fucked blah blah blah yeah i fucked him oh i was like i was like Trevor also i don't know why trevor i sound like oh this was these were like these were like uh you know whatever like the fratty guy equivalent of a girl yeah what i what do we call both i don't we call both Because we need a name. Because I know... Men are like douches or, you know...

Yeah. Frat girls. Well, there is frat dudes, and then there's a female equivalent to that. Yeah. You know what I mean? I don't know. We need a term. Because they're also...

They're just as obnoxious and as easily identifiable. Yes, agreed. Agreed. People say strat girls, but that doesn't... No. No. We don't have enough terms for specific people. Well, let's try to figure it out.

I agree. I've been saying this for years Let's start What do we What do we call these These hoes Something about Starbucks There's a Starbucks

There's a Starbucks Okay Okay Ogg wearing Yeah You don't wear ugs anymore But they did for a little bit Yeah

Yeah Yeah Yeah They love Starbucks That's like their fucking thing Yeah Starbucks But when they come to New York

Yeah But when they come Yeah Yeah Because there's There's finance Bros But there are

The female Aversion Yes Exactly And that's what this was finance house. That's that. It works.

That's not bad. That's not bad. I don't know why. I keep thinking about Trevor though. I picture this guy with a buzz cut with just a- But fracker, I feel like frat dudes are slightly- I'm picturing that view where you're seeing the ass

and you can really see Tre-like. She didn't walk in on him. I'm really picturing Trevor's dick right now. I don't know why it's going. At no point when I was eating the fish taco. What does Trevor's dick look like? I'm picturing his dick right now. Real quick, though.

frat dudes are younger than finance bros. That's the thing. They become they evolve. Yeah, they do, they do. It's like Riachu and Pikachu.

You know what I mean? It's inevitable. Yeah, without a doubt, without a doubt. Yes. But what I'm saying is there's, like, frat hose,

it's like there's that younger version of women that's like around 25 just out of the, I think you would just say, finance hose, finance hose, finance hose, whatever I said. There's right underneath that,

that term. Yes, I can't think of it. I can't fucking There's a It's just their own group of people You know Yeah

Bimbos Yeah But it's not even Yeah Because they're all like Leaching dirty Hors Well see the thing is

They live like frat dudes So that's the thing They live in apartments That a three bedrooms With a fake wall They love brunch Yes Yeah

Yeah But they can't afford it In those same way You know what I mean They love getting Fucking wreck Credit cards That is credit card

Max down Yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Damn, they do live life in a very fun way. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Of course. No consequences. No consequences at all.

Never had them. Never will have them. The worst audience members. But you know what? I will say this. I kind of hate when people, I kind of don't care that much about a lot of consequence. Because my favorite, everybody with comedy they talk nowadays, they go, well, free speech

doesn't mean there's no consequences. It's like, I kind of don't want consequences for the things I say. I kind of want to go unchecked. Yeah, but what kind of, like, I kind of, well, you're talking about speech. we're talking about like, oh, I back in you with my car. Sorry. Like, that's like the no consequence. Like, I fucked Trevor and like Mark was mad about it.

Like, you were, you know, you didn't take me skiing last week. Like, that's the type of person we're alluded to. Not like, I should be able to talk about the vaccine. Yeah. In my own, you know. By the way, on that real quick, it is funny because some people get flagged and then Russell brand is like every week he's, I. get pet and poison in your bodies

and then he's doing great on mine he's probably sold his soul yeah yeah but I think now there's a big difference now between it than there's a difference now than it was two years ago I like him by the way

I like him a lot yeah he's cool he reminds me of I still think he's his character and get him to the Greek so all that did play himself a little bit right he used to do a bunch of arrowins which he was great which he was awesome in that movie too

he was also great in forgetting Sarah Marshall too he was same guy same character Yeah, 100 minutes. People say it's also so cool to say you're a sex addict. Like, it's awesome to be on Oprah Winfrey. And he's like, I've got a real problem fucking beachies.

And everybody's like, you're so brave, Russell. He's like, yeah. It doesn't help. I got a big cork too. It makes it more challenging. Because when you say, for me, like, when like, if you're like, oh, I'm a sex addict, I feel like there's other people in the room like, well, how's he having so much sex? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, for sure. Like, he must be really good at it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, it is like one of those, it's the disease. that is like kind of a brag. Oh, for sure. You know, it's the only disease that's about it. Yeah, but a lot of people must have it, though,

who don't have the access to getting late all the time. Yeah, for sure. Well, they bang hookers a lot. But that's, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. Can you be addicted to heroin without, okay? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Otherwise, you're just like, dude, I did heroin once. It was fucking awesome.

I wish I could get some more heroin. Yeah, yeah. I think about heroin all the time. I'm not addicted. I just literally loved the one time I did it. Oh, yeah. You know? Rob Blow is a really funny one because he seems to a clean cut.

Is he a sex addict? Yeah, yeah, but it's just, he's just so like, hey guys. Well, because like that guy, you know, it's easy. It's, it's, oh, for sure. Like sex addict, maybe, maybe a sex addict is like the most privileged type of addiction. For sure. Could we say that? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Can we say it's a privileged addiction? I have no sympathy for anyone who's a sex addict. I do a little bit. Because I understand. Because I refuse to put myself in the shoes of another human being. Yeah. And that's really, that's really, yeah. Well, because it's one of those things like, I do, I do, I do.

I do have a respect for understanding because I watch weird porn and then I come and I go, what have I done? So to do that, like I understand post nut clarity if that makes any sense. No, it doesn't.

I'm gonna be honest, it makes zero sense. You come every time and you go, who cares? I'm Dan Carney. I'm walking out the door. I'm gonna go be a star. That's what you think.

Yeah, because everyone's fucking thinking of weird shit. But wait, hold on, hold on. This, just this analogy, I'm having a hard time making a connection. You're talking about

feeling guilty after, you know, orgasming and being a sex addict? What's the difference? Because they feel guilt. So it's like, this is what's happening. They don't feel guilty.

They're saying they're addicted. They do it all the time. What makes like a real sex addict it's not that they're fucking a lot of people. It's like they're fucking people that there's consequences to. So sex addicts. Like what?

What is the consequence? Like they're fucking like their wife's mom and stuff like that. Yeah. That's what kind of defines. It's not like they're just getting pussy. It's like they're getting pussy. And they're like, yeah. And then I fucked my fucking therapist.

And then I fucked my fucking. my friend's wife. It gets very, it's to the point where I think it's like they want everybody to fuck them. So it kind of gets the point where they... That's hilarious. I won't be able to rest until everyone's fucked everywhere. You don't know the hell that I live in. The prison that I'm trapped inside of. Yeah. Everyone must fuck me. It's interesting though, because it's like, my favorite was the guy from what's it called? It's like, imagine if like incredible, they made it like an Incredibles 3 and the villain was like a guy who like everyone had to have sex

yeah he's like a sex out of me everyone must fuck me and the incredible kids get out here he's gonna fuck me I don't want to do this I have to do this

What happens He's like fucking Miss Incredible Dude What happens when they get old What's up What happens when a sex addict gets old I don't know They probably still

I mean do people They fuck all the time Oh people fuck all the time Retirement communities is like rampant with STDs. Do they come? I don't know. Are you still going to be able to come when you're like 85 years old?

Yeah, they come. Because you come. Yeah, you come, but I think they might not be sperm in it. So sperm and semen are two different things. Dude, you just, that's, you want to talk about living life with no consequence. That's it. What? Being old and just living in.

Fucking coming inside of people. And not, and knowing that it's fine and they drive your golf cart home. Yeah. And perfect 80s. degree weather. Yeah. Oh.

See, that's the thing, too, is if you get, you don't even have to be that load. Like, I think if, if my life goes to shit, right, let's say I become like nothing.

If you fall from grace. Yes. It's wonderful thing I am. Making us walk up six stories to do a podcast. Somehow you end up on the bottom of the hill. It's like you can still kind of have a condo in Florida

with like a golf cart. You kind of figure out stuff like that. You can always go back to Florida. That's what Florida's for. It's like, hey, things that work out. Get on over here. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, things worked out? Get on over here. Yeah. You can always go there. Yeah, yeah.

And everything's gonna be okay. Yeah. I'm glad that's how you live your life. There's this guy named Robo we see it all the time. They called him Robo because he always fucked up on Robitusson. Dude, the last time I was in Florida. I was with you. Yeah.

I remember we were walking around the neighborhood in your hometown. Fuck you. Fuck you. Bobby's not called milk. Milk district. Fuck you. We went through an area of town. Imagine living in the fucking milk district.

We went to a fucking blow. my brains out. I fucking hate you guys. Explain this to me. Let me hear this. Imagine they imagine they've drove to some part of Boston that you don't live in. It sucks. And they're like, well, this is Rhino Tools neighborhood. And you're like, this isn't where I live. And then it gets really, and then they refuse to see the neighborhood. I actually. So what's that what's what's the, what's the milk district? What's the, what's that mean? Milk District. It's the city, it's area of town. The city hall is a dairy queen. Yeah. There's, there's a, what's it called? Like, uh, it's a, it's like, it's like, they,

have a milk factory there. The city halls and they have bars and stuff there. So what is it? Like, the joke was that. No, nothing to do with that. There's just a factory.

It's just like a suburb of Orlando. And the show's, the show is fun there. The show is fun. But the area sucks. The area sucks so bad. It's, it's wet.

Yeah. It's humid. There's nothing. This is one day a week you went there. The area is not wet. I've been, every time I've been there, it's just like,

there's nothing there except for like some like, place you can like pay to get jerked off. Yeah, yeah, of course. Yeah. And it's like someone you went to high school with. It's like, it's always something you went to high school with. I think about Florida is like, it's always someone you went to high school with.

Dude, I've been to a strip club one time and my friend got a laugh at the answer from like one of his sister's friends. Yeah, I mean, I know a ton of strippers. Like I'm from Tampa. Like, it's a booming economy there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But like Florida, like, yeah, there's some beautiful parts, but also like, dude, where you're from in the fucking dairy queen district. I fucking hate you. I'm not from the milk district.

I'm from Winter Park. You know what's so funny? Because I spent half the podcast trying to defend that my parents don't have that much money. even though they do. Yeah, they do. They're not loaded, but like, it's like,

I don't want to sound like a rich. You live in a gated neighborhood with Caratop. You're doing fun. I do not live in a gate in neighborhood. Well, Caratop lives there. He lives a couple blocks away,

okay. Oh, okay. So you see him often? Yeah, you're acting like he's Warren Buffet. Yeah, show the fuck up. But,

but no, because it's making him mad. This is what pisses me off is because I get made fun of for being rich and then we go to the shittiest neighborhood where I don't live and he goes,

your neighborhood sucks. I go, That's not where I What's to deal with everything in Orlando Being named after food? You got Dairy Queen, Milk District, Carrot Top.

Every one. Just a lot of it. You carry a top all the time. Fruit of the loom. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's jacked. You're just naming things with foods to them that don't have to do with Orlando.

Isn't he jacked? He's fucking jacked. I also was told he was gay his whole life and apparently he's not. Yeah, I was always told Carrotop was gay. Apparently he's not. Maybe he's...

That was so your parents would keep, like, to see it like baiting you to see if you were gay. I don't caretoms. Have you ever thought about fake coming out as a prank? Fake coming out as a prank. Yeah, you know what? You know what entices me? And that maybe not as like a ha-ha gag,

but like what's, I mean, it's always been interesting to me. Like if I were just to tweet like, hey, love you guys. I'm gay. I'm gay. Thanks so much. Like just doing that, putting it out there.

Like obviously, eventually, people would be like, well, this was not funny, you know, or whatever. Or maybe they would think it's funny. But like just... Pontilla does it every other week. Just as I'm gay on Facebook. Yeah, well, he's probably gay. Just like gaging the reaction of like what, how people would respond.

Yeah. It'd be funny if one of your friends secretly just sent you a dick, like somebody you didn't know was gay. He's like, me too, buddy. I remember when, uh, like, my brother left his Facebook open on our home computer when you're in middle school. And I posted having curious thoughts about men. that's perfect

it was a great line and like and dude people were commenting because like people were idiots were also like you know 13 oh yeah

or whatever and some people like I guess thought he was serious or like maybe they were going along I don't know but like nobody knew anything back then

and my brother got so mad and my dad got even more I lied and said it was my friend Scott I was like Scott did it Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's such a funny prank to do, though. Yeah.

How long was it up there? How long before you discovered it? It was a few hours. Nice. My brother started pummeling me. Dude, you started punching me. I'm like, what? It's funny.

You're just having curious. Yeah. You're specific. Older or younger. Younger, you're younger. Yeah. I thought it was really funny. Pranks are just funny.

And it's annoying when people get, like, I pull one of my mom recently that I think it's hilarious. So I was leaving for the airport. And she's like, make sure there's nothing like illegal in your backpack. And I was like, yeah, I've checked it. And then I go to the airport and I just text her like,

look, I'm going to be honest with you. I just got in trouble. I don't know how long it's going to be. And I thought I didn't have stuff in there, but I had some stuff in there. And she freaked out. Yeah,

of course. It was like, but then like she's still like, she's still telling me she's like, it's not funny. She's like, none of my friends thought it was funny. I was like,

of course none of your middle of your friends. It is for you. It's very funny. Thank you. That's a good. I mean, when I went, dude, fuck, I wish I thought of that. That's a good one. It's so funny because it's like, especially because I knew that thought was in her hand when she goes,

make sure there's nothing in that backpack. You know what I used to do every day when my mom would get home from work because I didn't live in a gated neighborhood like you. My mom had to work. She walked up, she walked to work uphill both ways. Yeah, she probably worked for your mom. Every day she, you know, she got home and she had, it was a 2003, a Honda accord. It was like a, you know, you know,

a four-sum, semi-affordable car that, like, I don't understand anything you're saying if it's not my shady. And,

uh, she'd pull in. I would like, kind of be walking up to say hello. And then I would kind of like jump on the hood like she hit me. Oh, every single day. Every single day.

Yeah. That's a classic. It was the funniest thing to me. That's a classic. Yeah. See, pranks where the ending is good. Yeah.

Or always fight. You can't do the other way. Like when somebody's like, you won the lottery. No, you didn't. that's bad. Yeah, that's bad.

But those are good. Like, I remember my brother came to my mom one time with a fake, like, needle. And she goes, I found this in Michael's room. And she just goes... Because it was so believable. Because I was such a piece of shit, kid. Where did he get the needle? I was like eighth grade.

Oh, my God. That's funny. It looked like a syringe. But she just saw it and was like... Dude, that's... That's really funny. I'll tell you what. I had a friend fake die.

Best prank ever. One of my friends was at the beach or with his girlfriend. And my other friend text him saying, hey, where is so-and-so? And his girlfriend text, he died. And then she went to the beach, which is awesome. Then she just ran to the beach for like eight hours. I was like, yeah, whatever.

And I was like, bawling my eyes out. I was at his house. Me and my mom were out of his house, like knocking on the windows. We're like, hello, is he in there? And then we get the text. Like, he's not dead. Oh, my God. And I'm like, but I appreciated him way more afterwards.

I was like the nicest. Everybody should get to die once. I've said this. And then you get one. And everybody goes, oh, well, then how would you know if somebody really really dies. Well, then when they really die, you said this wasn't, they've already done. Has to be a public death. Yeah. My buddy, my buddy, my buddy, death must be public. Yeah. My buddy made a Facebook group about me one time that said I was being put up for adoption when I was like 50.

Yeah. Yeah. He put it up and he like wrote this like real like this long, is extremely believable in this thing. Like it was like you got to, I forget it was like so many people had to join. This is like 2010. Wait. So she's saying like, hey, Ryan is going through a lot. His parents like whatever please adopt. Pretty much, yeah. I can't remember the specifics, but like, the thing went fucking, it caught fire and, like, lit up. Bro, my sister fucking was such a knock, dude. She, like, kept showing my mom and freaking out about it and made me fucking made my buddy deleted. I was so pissed.

Younger or older. Like 13 at the time. That's such a funny breakdown. It was great. I remember explaining, I'm like, this is clearly a joke. Like, we're all here right now. Who gives a fuck? Your mom's like, well, about that.

To be honest, to be honest, I don't even think my. mom kid. It was just that my sister was like, my sister was freaking. That's like a pussy. Yeah, seriously, she was being a fucking not. They should have put her up for adoption. I should have. Me and one of my buddies in, uh, I think it was high school. We, like, we

pranked like people, like our school. Like, we built up a lot of hype that we were going to fight on, and it was like, a lot of it was on Facebook, very public. Like, we were like, you know, commenting on like, you know, posting on each other's pages. saying, you know, and then like a lot of comments were like, you know, your friendship,

our friendship means nothing to me. Like, I'm going to kick your ass. You're a complete stranger. You're going to see. And we had like a time and date and dude, people would message us like, please, guys, it's not worth. Fuck off. You guys can make it up.

And then like, we had our friends being like, dude, I'm team Dan. The other guy's name was Daniel. So it was Dan versus Daniel. Oh, that's perfect. And we just had a bunch of people like. our friends are getting in on it. So like, it'd be funny if you had friends

like freak out and you'd be like, I've always fucking hated you, Dan, I've always been on, you're like, whoa. I hope he gets your. People take it back.

People take it. It's finally time that you get what you fucking deserve. Not the worst than someone trying to be the peacemaker, dude. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, man.

The worst, the worst was, like, some breaks could be really annoying. I remember in college, someone posted my number on Craigslist. saying I was giving away free piglets. And, like, dude, the amount of calls I was getting is a lot.

A lot of calls and text. Dude, so many college kids had pigs. There was a guy in our fraternity with a pig. And then I knew a different guy who had a giant wartog in his backyard. And I was like, what is this? So, like, it wasn't like an, especially where, you know, we lived on the panhandle in Florida. It was not uncommon for people to own a pig. What is the panhandle?

It's like, it's like Alabama. Alabama. That skinny pot of Florida? Yes. and I found out who did it and they were like I'm so so sorry

please don't get bad this other person like you know convinced me to post your number and I was like no no no you made your decision and my friend texted me is like hey I have a Snapchat account

where like 15,000 people think I'm like a hot model like chick I'm going to want me to post his number on my stat chat stories saying send me dickpicks and I was like I like press the nuclear button oh yes I was like do it that's awesome and uh dude he was like he was like dude please when's his high school is in college he's like please make it stop I think you're like a mafia boss and you're like you're like please just give me a little bit of what's not sympathy what's the word like uh mercy show mercy and

I was like you've made your decision yeah and he was he was like please I'm getting so many pictures of dicks. I can't respond to all of them. I'm like, why are you responding to it? He was like, they're being vulnerable. I don't want to. You got to just let that one run its course. Eventually, you were like, we pulled the plug.

It was never going to stop. It was going to be just pictures of dicks for eternity. My bigger question is, why did one of your friends have a fake female Snapchat account with 15,000 followers? That's something that I've never looked at. Oh, wait. Oh, wasn't a girl? No. That dude was trying to bang dudes, maybe.

I was trying to get money. Was he scamming? Yeah, he was scamming. Because he was like on Twitter. So many scammers in Florida. He was making, he actually, like, he was making a lot of money on social media. Like, he owned several meme accounts on Twitter. Oh, nice.

Back in the day. Yeah, those were good. He kept up with it. He'd be a multi, multi, multi, multi millionaire. He sold one of them, like his shares, like in one of the accounts to, like, the other person he partnered with and now that account is like gargantuan and like oh they own other accounts like there's like that's how a lot of that that stuff works online but he he he's always been kind of in the mix yeah you know he's really good at e commerce and like you know the fidget spinners

i think he made like a quick like 40k 50k on that like just he's always been kind of in the loop and that type of shit and i guess you know snapchat he saw an opportunity he can make money and uh yeah he racked up, you know, 15,000 subscribers. That's nuts. And, uh, you know, because you know what he could be doing. He could be like, you could literally make a fake hot girl account and then just be like digitally animating like a brand onto her.

And so she could become, you know what I mean? It's like you could digitally animate like a t-shirt that says like, oh yeah. You know, Oh, totally. Mick Flanagan's or something. Yeah. I mean, now like, well, AI is like, they'll be able to.

Yeah. I mean, we're, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. A few years ago, CAA. signed its first AI client. Yeah. Which was a...

That'd be funny if he still ended up saying racist stuff. They're like, look, it's just inevitable. You just want an outlet to be racist. Yeah. Yeah, if they create, like with AI, they should create AI that are like flawed. Dude, that would be sick.

Like the most reckless celebrity. Like a Kanye like crazy. He's just like... Because we kind of need, we still need that as people. Oh, it's awesome. We need the drama and conflict.

By the way, I saw a video of Britney Spears recently. That was so funny when we thought that she needed our help. Bro, I told people the entire time that she was nuts and a bad mother and people were looking at me like I was a scumbag. Well, she was also, like, abused as a kid. I'm not saying, 100%. What happened to her was definitely wrong. Yeah, but she can't take care of kids.

Dude, they're probably like... She should have all of her money. She was probably, I mean, she was a child star. Yeah, she was definitely molested and all this shit. For sure. the stuff they did I mean her Justin Bieber

all these people like these kids get like fucking like raped yeah yeah it's terrible Justin Bieber is I mean I don't know him personally but he seems like he did

okay for himself like he doesn't seem like He's gone through it bro I'm sure I'm sure I'm sure it's not easy He had a stroke He had to cancel I don't think he had a stroke

I think it was a type of stroke that paralyzed part of his face Yeah his face was paralyzed And him and his wife Both it both happened to them You know there's a conspiracy

because he tried to speak out against the pedophilia and music in Hollywood that that he's been cursed or something like that. But anyway, he had to put off his tour because of that. It's always funny when you see, like, they have all these podcasts now where there's childhood stars getting on. And they're like, season four of I Carly, I was doing cocaine

every day. I was 11 years old. It's so cool to see because I'm like, this is... You know, the head of, you know, NBC was like, you know, I was like in his helicopter. Yeah. I was having sex with like a donkey and I thought it was okay but they filmed me doing it

and like then they made me sign a contract yeah then I had to do five more seasons of my car oh yeah and then like three months later they end up dead oh yeah after that interview oh yeah well the funny part too is I used to have like such little respect

for a lot of these childhood stars just because you see them on TV they're fake a lot of times when you see them yeah just you see him in interviews and they're like oh my god I love working for me too be weird if you had a lot of respect

yeah I was just gonna say right what are you talking about but now I'm like like Daniel Day Lewis on Cartoon Network every morning. Gives a fuck. Paul Spouse and all these fucking people are out here talking about how they're recovering from some tough shit. I don't give a fuck, okay?

The same way they were entertaining to me when I was 11 and 12 years old, they're just as entertaining to me now at 29 years old while they're getting fucked up on drugs. And I hope when they're in their 50s and 60s, it's the same thing. I don't give a fuck. I just want I'm not saying what happened. What are you doing Sprauss do to you? I never even watched this show. It's just the fact they're all coming out bitching about stuff.

It's like, I don't care. See, I care. You're all coming out about, like, getting abused. Yeah, no kids. Yeah, no shit. Get over it. It's like, you know what I? It's like, uh, yeah.

You know what I mean? Why do you think you got the role? Someone wanted to fuck you. It's no different than everyone else in Hollywood who's old enough to fuck. I guess it's worse to get mad. I feel bad. I mean, they're kids. They don't know.

Yeah, yeah. When you were that age, you wouldn't have thought that that was a part of that at all. Yeah, that's why I wasn't an actor until I was like 19. Yeah, because you had the foresight. I did. I had nothing to do with... Dude, I would have been on an episode of Sweet Life. I would have absolutely. Not knowing that I'd have my mouth filled with balls.

You would have absolutely had a mouth full of balls. Yeah, yeah. 100%. And you'd be like, yeah, dude, it was pretty fucking chill. Gargle a guy's nuts for like... Dude, Mr. Mosby's got a hug. I can't tell you what. I think what I'm just mad about, it seems like every week now.

There's like one of these like child act of stars coming out talking about how... It's just annoying. It should be given. If you were child star, you're probably assaulted. should be a requirement I don't know about a requirement I don't know about a requirement I side with that

I think that your your anger and frustration is misplaced here I think it's coming from a different I think maybe a little bit of jealousy Ryan got one of those deals where they're like hey you suck my balls you'll be in the next season

of I Carly and then he did and that happens now he's like fuck all those stars probably does it probably is you guys probably are right other than the sucking someone's balls

I still haven't done that yet You know, I did the next episode of Morning Good? I get you on the full next season. I'm thinking a guest to Mike is about to open up. Dude, I think it's just, I'm just like, it's happening so much. It's like, okay, I just don't give a, it's kind of like boring to me. Well, the crazy one is, it's a good place for us to reach society. Let's try.

You're going to get abused. You're right, dude. It has. Next. Next. The one I think is crazy is. The following the Drake Bell stuff has been amazing to me. So what happened?

He went missing, then he wasn't missing. In Daytona Beach. By the way, his thing, I didn't read the article, but I saw... I want to go to Florida with you scumbags, dude. You should. I really do. I want to, like, get a true Florida experience. Memorial Day weekend, say your calendar, just come.

Are you being... I'm being 100% serious. Will you give me something? You get yourself an air mattress, you can crash. Really? I have any air mattress in my house. Let me... Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Michael's been talking about Memorial Day weekend since like fucking the 4th of July. Yeah, yeah, yeah, dude. It's insane. It is the greatest trip ever. Is Memorial Day weekend? He said it before the show started. I live for Memorial Day weekend. I'm like trying to like find ways to like, you know, get paid.

It's like, yeah, I really got to film more stuff. And I'm like, yeah, I don't know. I got to get these corners right for Memorial Day weekend. I'm like, oh, you should film some stuff with you. Like, yeah, I'm just kind of doing it for Memorial Day weekend. I hear that. I'm not even kidding my full year. I'm like, I got to put effort in now

because I got to take a couple days off. You're like, I got to drink more now so I don't get like my tolerance isn't fucked. For Memorial Day we get in. Good feel. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. But the fucking thing is hilarious because it's like

the article is Drake Bell goes missing in Daytona Beach after last being seen at a high school in Daytona. And you're like, what is going on? Yeah, dude, that guy. Is he into kid? Before that, yes. Yeah, that came... Before that, he was in Mexico.

He was in Mexico under Drey Capagna. He's, like, on Mexican talk shows. Because, I mean, there, you can kind of fuck a 15-year-old get away with it. But there he... Is he into kids? He got caught having sex with one or something like that. But, yeah, he... And now Josh Peck is in the new Christopher Nolan movie.

Yeah, oh, dude, way that... Nobody would have guessed that. No, no one would have guessed that. He lost the weight. Hollywood was like, he got a less bad. He's a good act. Josh Peck? Yeah, he's a good actor.

Is he really? He's a good actor. Christopher Nola would not. not make a decision based on fame. He just loves Drake and Josh. He's like, I never thought. Well, I ain't called you a truther. You'd be really funny if, like, at the end of the filming,

he's like, that was great. So can you introduce me to Drake? Can he play guitar like that? This he's been up to, yeah. He's pretty cool. And then I call he was their little sister, right? That's right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

What's your name again? Miranda Cosgrove. You saw her one time, right? I've met Miranda Cosgrove. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. We don't have to get into it. In Daytona Beach? No. Not in Daytona bitch. It was pretty uneventful.

He was another one of the guys that had those videos. I saw Josh Peck. He's like, oh, Margarita and Perkissette. That's how I got through life. And you're like, that guy was just... You said that? Josh Peck. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. You sent me that video. Yeah, like that rules. That's awesome. Yeah. It's awesome. I love when someone's struggling with drugs. We have we have I don't care versus caring too much. I mean, this because we need to find some sort of... Yeah, yeah. You got to go. I also, I appreciate you filling the airtime with an interesting opinion because sometimes everybody's just like, I'm like, I'll take an angle over here that's not the best take. I mean, what am I going to do come here and have a, I mean, I think it's thoughtful the talks we have on here, but it's like, I'm never going to take myself.

I will take myself serious in the company of YouTube, but I'll also, I think I can get as, I don't know. What should we call this company? I have no idea. I'm talking to him. I don't, I forget, I lost my track. Oh, you're good. Dude, you know what I saw it was a fucking incredible Mario. Have you guys seen here?

No, it was good. You saw it? Amazing. Really? Dude, me and Patty DePino just got so high. It's all in 3D. You can see the fucking strings. You can see each thread on Mario's hat.

I heard they just have their way with Toad in that movie. They have their way. The best Super Mario racing character of all time is Toad. It's Toad? So fast. Toad's fun in the movie. So fast. Who plays Toad?

I think it was, I don't know. Who's the most famous person in the movie? Jack Black, Chris Prant. Some guy boycotted, the guy from the original Mario. He's like, there's not enough Latino representation in this animated film. It's a Japanese company. I have the original Mario cart for Nintendo 64. After you complete Rainbow Road, it's all the credits.

In Japanese, right? Everyone is Japanese. And I'm pretty sure there's no Japanese people. single person is Japanese. It's like one of the original Nintendo games. Yeah, which is great because it's funny because it's like this Italian characters in the world, like created by Japanese people. Yeah. Where like a lot of like spaghetti westerns were stolen from Japanese directors.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's like, it's kind of funny how the thing. Well, it's also like come back around. Yeah. Well, it's also like, no matter what other cultures will find other cultures funny. It is, but like, the right. Italians are not like,

they don't joke about themselves enough to like make Mario. Yeah, yeah, they'd be like, this is like, this is offensive. You know,

Mario would have to have like a, you'd have to like see his dick. Yeah. Like if, if Mario was made by Italians, Mario would be like, be getting pussy. Oh yeah.

Yeah. You'd have like an annoying wife. Yeah. Yeah. You know, Mario. We were in jewelry. Peach would be thick as hard. Yeah.

Peach would, first of all, peach would not be behind the wheel of a car. Yeah. you'd like be passing peach in the kitchen and you just get to like yell at her Hey Pete!

How's that gravy coming along, sweet hat? And they'd call her Peach because she fucked up a peach cobbler one day. There's like a derogatory turn to her. Her real name's like Samantha. Yeah, Luigi has like a DUI. See, that's... Mario would be black.

If it's Hellie's made Mario card, there would not be a fucking PG 3D movie. Based on just language alone. They could even have children themes based on... Not a chance, dude.

Not a chance. It is funny that the gang... They'd call Yoshi Gay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dude, it would not happen. It is funny how they do embrace

the fucking... That's so funny. I'm just picturing Mario looking like Dbo.bo. Mario was made by by Italian people bunch of fucking Paizan Whoa,

whoa, whoa, what are you doing? This is not what we're like at all. Can't even see his peace. It is a He doesn't even raise. You'd just be like going on jobs.

You'd just be actually like fixing someone's like plumbing as Mario. Oh yeah. He uh, the Japanese were like, uh, give us us. a minute, please. Give us one second to talk this

over, they just shut the door. Oh, the game's out. Yeah. That's what it is. It is funny, though, the gang thing, they're so okay with. Like, them just being considered complete gangsters and, like, horrible criminals.

They're like, yeah, but is who we are. Like, I went to Italian restaurant and the whole wall is, like, filled with, like, mafia stuff. And I know this, like, racist Italian guy who's like, the blacks, the cry. You know a racist. You know an Italian guy?

You also seen a unicorn? Yeah, yeah. But he's talking about all the time. He's like, they do the crime and the Puerto Ricans. Are we shooting people? I was like, you're the mob. He goes, yeah, but they would never shoot civilians. They only shoot.

It's always, we did it with clairs. Yeah, yeah. You lit buildings on fire for insurance purposes. You don't think anybody died in that, like, all the time. You weren't shaking down businesses for protection? Yeah, yeah. I guarantee you all the time, people. But I know some Italian.

people, one of my buddies is he's first generation born Italian and he hates all that bullshit like the stereotypes. A lot of that shit that comes with it is embraced by, well, but it makes sense though in a way. It's like how, like a lot of them, like those people, how we're saying they act like

dickheads, like there are a lot of Italian people also realize that those people act like dickheads as well. It's an overwhelming truth to the stereotypes about it. It is exhausting. It's like the only like only group of people where you can be like, yeah, they're racist and it's like

charming somehow. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's supposed to be like a charming, like, it's not like a, not like overly derogatory. Well, I've also, I've also said this, calling a group racist is racist unless you're a racist. Whoa. Because calling somebody's racist, if you're saying that that's a bad thing, then you're racist because you're saying a negative thing about that full group of people. So it is racist to call a group people racist. Yeah. But unless you're a racist and you're complimenting that group, then it's not racist to call them racist. Oh, yeah. You're just called it like you see it. Yeah.

You know? Yeah. Give me something to think about. Yeah. You always leave me with a gem. Yeah. Because people love saying,

and get to chew on. They say Asians are really racist. I go, well, technically that's racist, unless you're racist. Who's always saying Asians are racist? Well, people will say that. I think it's fair.

Spanish? Yeah. They're always saying people are racist. What have you always say another group of people's always saying people are racist? Well, okay, so you're saying, see what you've done.

Black people are always saying white people are racist. Yeah. That's like, well, that feels racist. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like, give me at least a chance to prove myself. But Mario was good. The movie was good. Yeah, it was incredible. Yeah. Also, Charlie Day in that movie? Yeah, yeah. Do you see, Luigi? Yes. They cut Luigi. They cut the Italian accent because it would have gotten too exhausted.

They do it in one scene where they're advertising their plumbing company. They're like, hey, look at me. I'm Mario. And then after that. They do have an authentic Italian family where it's like, they're like, hey, you're throwing your dreams away with your plumbing company. You'll never be a plumber. I gotta see this movie. Yeah, no, yeah. It's making it sound good way around it. Rotten tomatoes, they can open their mouth so wide and lick my testicles. What they give it?

They gave it like a horrible group. Dude, they suck, dude. And they got a 96% audience rating. That's always. It's insane. That's a company real quick, rotten tomatoes. It's like at all history wise and ship. but, like, at one point, there was such a respected,

well-recognized, well-rounded group of just talented critics. Like, I know, like, criticizing something as, like, an opinion thing, but, like, it was almost like, I wouldn't say journalism behind it, but there was something similar to- Yeah, when that Roger Eba died. But it wasn't even just him. It was the other people that were fucking with it. He had another guy.

Bro, the thing's just trash now, dude. It really is garbage, dude. Yeah, and it's also, like, it's one of those things where it's like, how much of a cunt do you have to be to be, like, The Super Mario movie It was not I'm supposed to go Also, I don't want to see the Super Mario movie

that gets like 100% Rod Tomatoes. It's also like, it's not meant for some fucking 30 year old to review it. It's meant for a fucking 6 year old kid. You know what? It's meant for children.

And for like people in their like 20s to do drugs. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's your soul. Let us not forget that demographic. I mean, the movie was great but they were these two creepy guys stoned in the corner.

They were really freaking out Sam and Jack. I was the only one. Patty DeFino with the own one's laughing. I don't know what was going on. What was the demo of people in there? People are age. Yeah. Get the fuck out. Yeah, no, I think it's a lot of people our age are going to see it. But it was parents and children.

Yeah, I may go see it tomorrow. Yeah. I do think maybe there's something about the sense, I don't know, it's like, some people get two, it's like, it is funny. It's like, objectively it's funny. People who are seeing Mario and not think I mean, that movie's smashing, I mean, it's making a fuck ton of money.

They probably spent a lot of money on marketing, though. They spent a ton of it, but it's also broke their profit. Oh, really? There was a good piece I read on Air. Oh, I saw that. Yeah. Air, yeah.

The movie about signing Michael Jordan. Cost a lot. I'm so done with these. That is something I hate. That movie cost a lot of money, and it's like doing well, but I don't think it's still made profit yet. I mean, it's a real big star set of cast, and also they probably had to pay Michael Jordan and Nucky.

So that movie, I saw the trailer. I was like, this could just be a fluff piece. It was a good movie. I liked it. Yeah, you saw it? Yeah. Yeah, it was good. I mean, it is definitely like...

It's a cool story. It's a cool story. They don't really say anything. Like, you're only getting... You're getting one side of the story. And at the end, it's like, Phil Knight, like, because they give everyone's, like, updated what they've been up to.

And it's like, Michael Jordan went on to be the greatest best cool player in the world. Phil Knight went on to donate $2 billion to charity. It's like, all right, thanks. Yeah. Clearly, he had something to do with him. But the whole movie, it's funny. Because it's like...

Clearly, he doesn't have five-year-olds making sneakers in Indonesia for fucking 15... Yeah, where was that? Where was that? How many people as Michael Jordan, like, you know, caused to, like, jump out of a fucking building? Oh, for sure. The roof of a building because they don't want to make his shoe anymore.

Close. But, I mean, it's not his fault. No. It's, you know, Philites. Yeah, it's his mom's fault. It's Viola Davis's. Specifically Viola Davis's fault for playing her. But it was funny because the whole movie is Matt Damon is, like, the lead.

And he plays, like, kind of like a scout. you know, he's supposed to scout talent and, like, you know, help Nike decide who they're going to build a brand around basketball, right? And, like, he's like, Michael Jordan is that guy. And it's like, the whole movie is like him being like, oh, I don't know who we should pick. We should pick. And then he's like watching a video of like Michael Jordan like dunking from the free throw line. He's like, I think it might be Michael Jordan. And then, and then like he shows like a video to like the rest of the company. He's like, guys, look at this. This. This. This. is the future of this company. And then they're like, you're fat. They just like call Matt David Fadck. They're like, when's the last time you went for a run, Matt? This is a running company.

When's the last time you went for a run? And then they're like, I'm beginning to question what you even do for this company. Yeah, it was definitely very favorable. I'm beginning to question what I do for this company. And that was the whole movie. It was just a cycle of that. And then Matt David would come back. He's like, I need more money so we could sign Michael Jordan.

and then Ben Affleck, who plays full nine, he's like, I'm beginning to question what you do for this conflict. And then he, like, goes for a run, and then he's like, all right, you can have the money. Yeah. Oh, my God. See, my thing is like, I think I... Was that the movie?

Kind of. Yeah. I'm actually officially... You start, right? I did. No, I fucking inferred all of that. And that would be sick if you nailed it. I don't know, maybe you read shoot-off.

Dude, I can do that. I can see a movie my girlfriend's watching. And I can see five minutes in and know exactly what's going to happen. Sometimes, sometimes I'm way off. Yeah. Sometimes I'm like, oh, this is the abusive father. She's like, no, that's her boyfriend. I feel that same way about large groups of ethnic people.

I can already see where this is going, okay? You're going to rob me. But it was very favorable towards Nike. Totally, but it was still a good movie. Yeah, the story is, it's a cool story. But my thing is, I'm just so exhausted with these movies that are like just the story of Facebook, the story of Uber. Well, social network is one of the best movies of the 20s. I hate it.

I thought that was an awesome movie. It was incredible movie. Dude, I only way to go see it. They almost need to make a second part. I want to see the, I want to see them. Like, fucking five. I hope it's never again. Yeah, Zuckerberg's on.

No way. He's on fucking Epstein's Island. No way. I want to see that. That's what I want to see. Yeah. Yeah. Influencing elections.

Multiple. Dude, I would love a scene of him just going off and just like angry Mark Zuckerberg. Just like, get the fuck out of my fucking off. Just him being like a fucking nerd. Like freaking out at somebody. He's like, where the fuck is my car? coffee. Dude, that guy. Yeah. We got to really

figure out the best way to treat nerds. You know? Clearly thinking of the best work. No, it did. It fucked. No, keeping nerds down. You can make a case this country is at its highest when we had nerds where they deserve to be in the packing order, bro. We've let nerds

go way too high, dude. Because they fucking figure it a way out. We should be pushed them down too much. I don't say we is like, I don't know if I had necessarily was like a jock. I beat up nerds every day in my life, dude. I still do. I see one.

I fucking... I was like a nerd who like wasn't smart. Oh, yeah. Oh, that's the worst kind of nerd. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Dude, that sucks. You have to be smart to be a nerd. No, no, no, there's a very sad population of nerds that are...

Very sad. Very sad. And then they just work at GameStop forever. It's a very sad life. Yeah, that's kind of a lot of people... I didn't pick on nerds, by the way. Where a lot of people were on from... Like are in that demo.

Yeah, we just started charity for the people whose life just fucking sucks. But this guy's a fucking loser. Working at like Blockbuster GameStop for the rest of your life, kind of dope. I don't think so. Dude, imagine a Blockbuster is still around

and working at like Blockbuster. Be sick. I'm not seeing your view on this. You don't think so? No, I think it'd be pretty miserable. Just around movies all the time. Hey, I got a TV here. I'm running movies all the time right here.

Yeah, but I mean, we're watching some sort of white screen right now. You're fucking brought it on the fuck you Michael started the podcast he goes

hey I use the TV as an extra light and I play a 12 hour video called white screen no noise which is

by the way way more listens than this podcast yeah yeah it's like 175

thousand views yeah we're 170 4,000 whatever whatever

I thought it's 130 no no I'm not at even close that and he's

I do not bring up the fact that there's a white screen yeah yeah

yeah and then you made a a really I I know, but I told Joe's going to bring it up. I was waiting for it to dim, like you said.

Yeah, at some point it turns off, and then there's like a little screen. This is what I was trying to avoid. All right, what was I fucking said? No, it's interesting. It's not interesting. Stop trying to take us off the subject. We're talking about this white screen. We're talking about the white screen, no noise.

Let's go back to why Ryan wants to, like, rape Disney stars. Whoa. That's what are you saying? Whoa. Hard stop. Hard stop. We're talking about the white screen. Disney got some problems down in Florida.

Does that guy that affect you, the Disney Rod DeSantis thing? Dude, how funny is that? Do people like Ron DeSantis where you guys? Like, is he popular as a government? Like, do people know about him? Because I'm like, I started to lose it a lot. I mean, dude, he's talking about putting a prison next to Disney.

Okay. Back on board. Yeah. That's kind of cool. If you have to go, if you have to walk by a fence that says Orlando County fucking penitentiary on your way to the Magic Kingdom, I will. Dude, just a bunch of fucking goofy. He's just chained up.

I say put Disney in prison. Oh. Or put prison in Disney. Well, he's beefing with him, right? He's beefing with him with Disney Fresh meat over here, huh? First day in the clique But like did a lot of people like know who he was?

Did a lot of people like know who he was and like No, but he started using YouTube shorts. Yeah, he blew up. Is that actually true? Yeah. Really? Yeah. You're a cunt.

Yeah, they're fucking idiot. I don't, I don't, I shouldn't know. Right, the governor of Florida blew up from YouTube shorts. He got in big with Steve. evil do it. That would not shot up. What's his name? Of all the things that happened in that in that state, I would not be stunned by that whatsoever. By the way, I tell you, I got

a fucking plug. I got to connect for the sausage castle and I know, my friend knows the booker and says he can get me on shows there. I'm proud of you, man. I thought you is excited. No, I'm excited for you. I'm excited for you. Yeah, that was me and I think you should do it together. I think you did tell me about this already. Is that a club? But no, we

should, so what's the deal with that? You're going to be going to what, they have shows at the sausage castle? Yeah, It's like the Playboy Mansion, but for just dumbasses. It's basically this like... People who are not succeeding in life. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I know a girl who works there,

overdose twice. That's good. But... What is this place? It's a giant mansion where it's like... It's like Dorffs, pro wrestling, some dude shooting AR-15s.

Is it a bar? No, it's like, it's like a compound. Yeah, it's a compound. Yeah. Is it like the place we went to in Santa Monica? Like, is it like that? giant mansion. It's like, yeah, I mean, I guess maybe that size, but imagine like white trash Florida people. Insane clown posse. Is it like stores inside of it? Like, I don't know. I've never been.

Yeah, there's like a Lulu lemon. It's not a mall. It's like a big, it's like a compound. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, one of those. But you drink in there? You do you drink, dude drugs. There's like people on four wheelers and it's Gary Busey's brother. Yeah, it's just a white Trash Playboy Match. The actor? Yes. Famous actor. I know.

He's an actor. His brother owns it? Yeah, yeah. He runs it. But you were asking by the stance. Yeah, I don't know. I think he is losing people. I do agree with that a little bit where it's like he's making these abortion law.

He's trying to like, what's it called? I think he's trying to win the primary. He definitely is. Of course. Which he's going to lose. Trump's kind of doing. He's kind of doing a Trump thing. I'm making a prediction about Donald Trump right now.

It's going to be, I'm not. I'm not going to say cool, but it's going to be cooler to like Donald Trump when he runs this next time where people aren't going to be afraid about liking him as they were the last two times. I think there'll be a lot more, like, a lot of the people who, like, celebrated Biden, you know, a good number of them will still be like, fuck Trump, anything about Trump. Of course. Because they, you know, whatever. Especially in New York. But, but there's going to be a lot more people who are nihilistic. Because I thought Trump was bad for the psyche of American people.

I thought he needed to get out. And now I'm like. But now I think a lot of people are like, you know what? Fuck this country. Yeah. Fuck it all the hell. Run it to the ground. Yeah.

I kind of can't wait till this place gets taken over. They're not going to let Trump win though. You don't think so? No, I don't think so. Well, okay, I really tried not to. Because they let him win the first time. So it's like they let him win. They robbed him the second time.

They kind of did. And then they impeached him because he was friends with Putin and like other world leaders who we wanted to go to war with. So that's why we're at war with Russia right now. I did not know this. Yeah. I saw a great video for me. It was The Apprentice.

He's talking about gay people. Also, I don't, I can't, like, if you ask me for facts, I haven't said one incorrect thing in the history of this fucking fact. I have nothing. I kind of want him to win just to make people angry again. I really do. I kind of, I think a lot of people are going to be like, dude, fuck this country. Yeah. I kind of want, and I want those people to kind of be happy.

Because it's kind of similar to the people like, fuck this country. I don't want Trump to win. I think when they robbed Bernie in. 2016 a lot of people were like dude there's no fake

we cannot we have no power yeah there's a lot of people who voted for Bernie and then or like wanted Bernie and then they switched

right to Trump I know a lot of people that were like yeah of course that's like huge that was the craziest part about that entire

thing was like people acting like Hillary Clinton was like a good person like that was insane to me yeah you're a piece of shit I voted for

Gary Johnson. Yeah, yeah. I told everybody to vote for Gary Johnson. I didn't do it. Dude, he had an attorney. He was pissed. He's like, but you told me to vote for him. I was like, yeah, I don't know.

I felt the momentum of it. And then I decided to vote for somebody else. But just the fact, if you want to, I'm not like, I would never judge anyone for voting for anybody. I would never do that. But like, the fact they were like, when they're like, oh, Trump represents this and business and stuff, I'm like, bro, I'm like, this lady's worth a bit, like, maybe not as much as Trump, but also not that much less. They're all worth an infinite amount of money. Exactly. The money is so, like, they're not...

They're not... They're thinking about horrible things. They're thinking about how they can control the world. Didn't Biden bomb? Yeah, yeah, that's all. Didn't you bomb like an airport, like a month in? And we totally just forgot about it. I was like, oh, yeah, I forgot that happened.

They're all... They're all nuts. They're all fucking nuts. They're trying to figure out how to get to the closer to the new world order. Yeah. The globalists are taking over. That's coming. That's what they want.

This is like the last summer we have. This summer will be enjoyable. And then, like, in the fall, when all the primaries and all, well, the primaries will be this summer? Well, the election, think about it, the election's a year from November. So it's like, we'll enjoy this summer, but next summer will be insane.

It could be a cuckoo crazy. I gotta make sure I post a lot of videos reminding people to vote. Yeah. I'm gonna be doing that. I'm gonna start now. Yeah, yeah. I put a-

I put a-you should get ahead of it. I put my ballot. I already told you what I'm doing. I'm not gonna ruin the pod, but I've already told you what I'm doing about this. You got to tell me after this show. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I put it on, I put a thing,

I put my ballot in, when was the election 2020? I put my ballot, I put a picture of my ballot on Instagram, and I just wrote in like, Hunter Biden, Kanye. I wrote, suck my fucking pussy. Like, I wrote outrageous stuff and I submitted it. And I had people I don't even know, do not follow. They don't follow me with messaging me like, you could have got Trump out of office and you have treatment this,

like it's some kind of joke, this and that. I was like, you are not. Like, people are nuts, dude. It's funny, too, because they care more. People are not. versus voting for Yeah, I'm like, everyone told me to vote,

you know what I mean? It was just so funny to watch when Biden won I literally saw, it was like, people of the best days in New York City history, by the way.

I was in L.A., I wish I was here. Oh, and I saw a party. And I saw hilarious of people like going, we did it. Congratulations.

You did it, sweetie. Yeah. Like, you did it. That would be a great way to end a conversation. Be like, I'm the one that got Joe Biden elected. Yeah.

Hey, fuck you, pal. Did an age. well. I saw a video Trump recently on The Apprentice. Did I say, where are they now? Where are those people now?

Where are the people that are like, we did it? Yes, we did it. Where are those people now? Oh, they're just saying difference now. Yeah. They stand for nothing. I saw a girl.

Nobody stands for it. I saw a girl one time. I was, uh... Nice. I was like, you know, I was, I harassed her. No, I saw this girl one time.

Like, I couldn't believe I saw this. It was like a purple-haired lesbian, like 15 p. You can't see a purple. Listen, listen. Central cast, like, could not create a better person. And it was when, like, some papers about Trump came out, and she answered her phone.

And she's like, they got... She was freaking out. Like, she just found out, like, the Jets got Aaron Rogers or something. You know what I mean? I was like, I'm like, nothing's gonna happen. It'd be funny if she did find out the Jets got Aaron Rogers and she was like... Fuck, yes.

It's like three years ago. There was like three years, whatever the fuck. I was like, I can't believe these people are real people. I saw the... People care a lot. Oh, yeah. The Prejud's videos were trying to pop up now on my Instagram feed, which are awesome.

Great show. Dude, there's one that's like this gay guy, and he's like, are you a homosexual? He goes, yeah, he goes, okay. I don't know, he goes, look, everybody likes something different. That's why they have menus at restaurants. And I'm like, that's awesome. Dude, that's awesome.

When he was calling Ron DeSantis, Ron DeSanthamonious, dude, I was, I don't even know what that means, dude, and I was dying laughing, dude. He's also calling him like a pedophile and stuff. No, he does not like Ronis Santos. No, no, they hate each other, of course not. But it's very funny because it's like the family. Base is like Q and on.

So they, you call somebody a pedophile and they're like, it's, those are fighting words. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean,

it is like the worst that you can call. Oh, for sure. That's worse than anything else in the world. For sure, but it's like, I think,

but Donald Trump calling somebody a pedophile. Dude, because they don't care what anyone says. So they think anybody, he has the most validity of calling somebody a pedophile.

Because Joe Biden somebody called somebody a pedophile. He can not, Trump can't control himself. Like, he's like, like, if he thinks

of something, it's like a nickname for someone or like something he has to say to someone. And even like there's clearly no one, even if they are, they're like, yeah, Don, maybe you shouldn't do this. Like he's like, no, I got to do it. I got it. His shit like on fire is reacting for stuff is fucking pretty hilarious, you know? Just on the way he talks shit and says things is. Oh, it's hilarious.

It really is. Like the longevity and not changing and stuff like that is so funny. I would argue this. I would rather him run a TV show. Of course. Then be a president. Bro, they had an opportunity. The NFL.

The NFL had an opportunity in 2010. In 2009-slash-2010, he wanted to buy a football team, but they wouldn't let him buy a football team because you ran the New Jersey generals into the ground of the U.S.FL. They had an opportunity to let him buy the Buffalo Bills in 2009-20010, but when the last ownership, when Ralph Wilson sold them, I don't care if Donald Trump bought the Buffalo Bills, because he would have acted the same way he does.

He would be making fun of Jerry Jones and Bob Kraft and stuff like that. People in this country would fucking love him. They would love him because he would have been way ahead. You'd have gone at Roger Goodell. A million. If he went at Rodd, and then they would have never cared about the political stuff. Dude, I would argue.

They would have loved him. I would argue that they loved them when he was on the apprentice. They did. There probably wouldn't have even been a politically correct movement if he would have just joins him. Like, it changed the course. Maybe. The Me Too movement was,

a lot of it was Trump. Yeah, yeah. Getting it off. I mean, like, it was a lot of, like, because we had to, grab by the push. culture, like, you have to go against Trump. Yeah, yeah. Now we're in, like, sort of this weird fall.

Yeah. I think things are going good, though. I don't know. I like the way things are going now. Yeah, but that's because there's not an election coming up, though. I think things are going much worse. I think that, like, I think Trump was like a more like dated cornrows. Things are going in a good way from me.

Trump, to me felt like a very day-to-day, like, dude, what, just put down the phone. Oh, he's erratic. You know, like, that was what was bad for people. because, like, it was like, the ripple effect was immediate. This feels like, okay, where is everybody? What's everybody doing? Wait a minute. Like, we let, you know, like, oh, this is the dog we just got.

Wait a minute. Where's the dog? Yeah, yeah, it is true. I'm kind of, I don't know what's going on. At least the dog was like, you know, would hump your leg a little bit or hump your guest's leg, but you always saw the dog. Now we're like, wait, where's the dog? Yeah, yeah.

It's a good point. Fuck, dude, the dog can be doing anything, but we know it's not something good. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's a good point. Yeah, yeah. Because I kind of tune out the news, and then every time I check in, I'm like, oh, it's more worse. I mean, dude, I guess I guess it's my life, though, because I'm separating myself. I'm doing better.

I don't know that. You have to, you have to focus on yourself. Just, yeah, 100,000. Because it's so high above us. Oh, you're done. You're done. You're cooked. You're cooked, bro.

I'm going deep into UFOs. I'm loving it. I send Dan a video once a week. I don't even know if he watches. I do watch the UFO once. I mean, you send me a lot of videos. You send me like 12 things and I'll, like, wake up to it. I'm like, I just can't watch all.

Dude, I said, I said all day stuff, people, because also that's my way of keeping track. I know that's your way. Yeah, then I go back and I go. And I do watch some of them. Yeah. But I, I, I have to make a choice which ones I watch them. Yeah, yeah. But alien shit, I'm all in on the island.

Dude, it's awesome right now. It's very fun. I was talking to... A big conspiracy. It's not even a conspiracy now. The thing with the aliens... You know, it's not Jason David. No imagination.

Fuck Jason David for his zero imagination. Anyways. I agree. Um, but, uh, it's, it's, what's fun now is like, at the very least with aliens, it's cool that we live in a time where like you turn on mainstream news media. And they're like, the Pentagon released a statement where there might be an alien mother ship in our galaxy. I think they have to because it's like so many,

the cell phones, the cameras, bro, I was in, dude, when I was in India, India has a lot of the sightings as far as UFOs and stuff like that. And that shit is the same way in the United States, it's very like contemporary as far as like in the news and stuff.

it's like that in India. And you see satellites and shit in India, which is nuts. But it's like the people there are like, dude, there's fucking aliens. There's aliens. I'm like, it's crazy that like, if you saw that person, maybe not five years ago,

but 10 years ago, you'd be like, oh, that's a crazy person. Yeah, yeah. Now it's like maybe they're on some shit. You know what I mean? Of course there is. There's something else.

That's the most annoying shit is when people always they go, oh, well, if it's real, why am I Walt Jr.? I don't know. If it's real, they're like, why don't you see more videos of it? It's like online is filled with thousands.

Not all of them are true. But if you say everything's fake, then you're not. It's like, I don't know the video I've said you recently. This one is nuts. The one where it's flying. In Colombia? In Colombia? I know.

It's a Colombian model. I think that one's legit. I know that one's legit. But I mean, there's people that think that aliens have always been here, at least for like the greater part of the last 1,000 years. And they live under. The ocean? Hollow Earth.

Yeah. It's a hollow Earth. And, you know, there's the Antarctica Treaty. You know, we can't. How do we know? We can't explode it. You can't, like, colonize it. So.

My fears, I saw a video. What's the point of that? What's the point of having a treaty where, like, nobody could do anything for this place? Unless it's aliens in me. Exactly. That was my favorite video. Or there's like some new, I don't know, some New World Order shit. Yeah, yeah.

Maybe it's worse. But I saw a video of somebody talking about this and it was a picture of Antarctica. And it was a, like, an on speakerphone, redneck, like the voiceover, instead of like a guy on a podcast, the voiceover is like, yeah, what they're doing is inside the art. Earth, there's, it's the funniest thing. Because I'm like, who's posing? Like, see, look, this guy was, I was like, it sounds like a guy on speaker.

And like, he could be right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But he could, like, have it totally figured. The main is, my favorite is when people have decided the language. They've got to the point where they're, like, I said, you have a video where the guy's like, the king of the Ortega aliens. His name is Gabatu. And he has sex with people.

Yeah, how do you have any idea? How do you know his name? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And politics and all that stuff. Yeah. But he's a Taurus.

Yeah. But, dude, I was talking to somebody also recently, we got to wrap it up, Sue, but I was talking to somebody in the Navy recently, and they were saying it's like, at least once a week they're seeing them. And they can't talk about them. They said that they will like,

somebody I know very well, and they said, yeah, I know people come down and offer things, and they'll say, I can't talk. And they'll just be like, I can't. And their face, they say it's just like terrified. Yeah. I mean, I don't know, man.

The tough part is like, if that ever gets, not exposed, but it starts being more a public and like accepted thing. like it's talked about on the news and if there's ever a time we're like hey this right here is aliens and all that like

how am I supposed to believe you know what I mean? Like I'm supposed to believe what like the news is telling me. But you're one person I think so many people have been told a thousand times the government's lying to them and they don't. It doesn't like we get told on a daily basis and most people

don't care and they move on. It's like people I heard that video you know that like famous 2017 video of like the UFO that like was really public and it's like the Navy pilot's talking about how like it's moving at like these speeds. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Apparently that video has been like degraded so much or downgraded. Degrading, you filthy video.

You stupid dumb. Yeah, look at the way it's, look what it's wearing. But it's been downgraded like the actual footage of that is like you could see it. Like the gurus on it? Oh, that's crazy. Because if you think about it, it's like, yeah, that would make sense because it does look like dog shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But it's also like, I've take, dude, my podcast clips turn out blurry as hell. So people are like, why can't you get a clear image of it? Yeah, but you're not the United States government. No, I know. With an infinite amount of spending resources and like cut a gauge technology. Yeah, but just the fact that. But I'm going up there.

Maybe you are. But flying through the air and trying to take a picture of something so hard. It's not a picture. It's a video. Right, but I still think it's like with all these things. It's very hard to get it. But it's not like an iPhone video. It's like military grade video.

Yeah, but it's still like 60,000 feet in the year. I also haven't seen a video of one. Like, even when you watch videos of war zones from, like, one thing, it's like, it's hard. Why do they keep sending me pictures of myself when I'm in the shower? Yeah. Clear as day. Yeah. Beautiful ones.

We got to wrap up. All right. The one thing I want to say, if you're watching this on YouTube, YouTube episodes, hopefully they come out Sunday, but Monday, they'll mostly be coming out. You want to listen, Spotify and Apple every Sunday, Monday, or the YouTube's probably going to be Monday because it takes a little longer. But we'll try to get it to Sunday also. Monday, every Monday.

anything I want to say is my turn. Guys, if you're watching on YouTube, thanks to Dan, because I didn't even put them on YouTube. These episodes are coming out Thursdays.

Why, do you do all the work? No. He's like, why the fuck are you putting this on YouTube? I'm like, I don't know, people listen to podcasts on there. And then now, now they're coming out, what,

Mondays? Mondays on YouTube. I was just saying Thursdays to piss you all. Follow, follow me at Dan Mancarnie on Instagram. Instagram and Twitter and TikTok and all that stuff.

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